func (n *NoOpClient) SimpleEvent(title, text string) error {
	return nil
}
SimpleEvent does nothing and returns nil
package statsd
import "time"
type NoOpClient struct{}
func (n *NoOpClient) Gauge(name string, value float64, tags []string, rate float64) error {
	return nil
}
func (n *NoOpClient) Count(name string, value int64, tags []string, rate float64) error {
	return nil
}
func (n *NoOpClient) Histogram(name string, value float64, tags []string, rate float64) error {
	return nil
}
func (n *NoOpClient) Distribution(name string, value float64, tags []string, rate float64) error {
	return nil
}
func (n *NoOpClient) Decr(name string, tags []string, rate float64) error {
	return nil
}
func (n *NoOpClient) Incr(name string, tags []string, rate float64) error {
	return nil
}
func (n *NoOpClient) Set(name string, value string, tags []string, rate float64) error {
	return nil
}
func (n *NoOpClient) Timing(name string, value time.Duration, tags []string, rate float64) error {
	return nil
}
func (n *NoOpClient) TimeInMilliseconds(name string, value float64, tags []string, rate float64) error {
	return nil
}
func (n *NoOpClient) Event(e *Event) error {
	return nil
}