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the-reddit-irl-dataset

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i2x2j0g

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meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tswh3j/meirl/i2x2j0g/

Yes

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i2x2hqk

2s5ti

meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tt9v20/meirl/i2x2hqk/

It’s worse if you’re a man

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i2x2dv0

2s5ti

meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tt5aas/meirl/i2x2dv0/

They took our jerbs!!!!

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i2x2d15

2s5ti

meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/ttbnpo/meirl/i2x2d15/

It certainly can help you from a mental standpoint. Just like showering and grooming yourself.

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i2x28i1

2s5ti

meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tswh3j/meirl/i2x28i1/

Bottom picture

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i2x27un

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meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tt5aas/meirl/i2x27un/

That’s the beautiful thing about morality though, it’s fluid. Depending on the situation any of us can just take a second and reset the declination on our own little moral compasses to justify whatever we want to do in the moment. Ethical? Probably not. But moral? Depends on the day really.

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i2x26cp

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meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tswh3j/meirl/i2x26cp/

Depends on where I am, the beach/lake? The first one. A pool? 2 and 3

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i2x23wn

2s5ti

meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tswh3j/meirl/i2x23wn/

Same XD

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i2x1z5b

2s5ti

meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tswh3j/meirl/i2x1z5b/

2 and 3 are so fun to do

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i2x1vlk

2s5ti

meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tswh3j/meirl/i2x1vlk/

Is there any other way?

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i2x1u3q

2s5ti

meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tt8bw8/meirl/i2x1u3q/

All.

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i2x1tza

2s5ti

meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tswh3j/meirl/i2x1tza/

This is the way

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i2x1sr6

2s5ti

meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tt5aas/meirl/i2x1sr6/

Well if you don’t have a job you can’t buy drugs

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i2x1sdp

2s5ti

meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tt5aas/meirl/i2x1sdp/

It’s all so the US can become Tony Stark and create Iron man suits and create a suit of armor around the world. But not create an Ultron in the making

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i2x1jd7

2s5ti

meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tswh3j/meirl/i2x1jd7/

Bottom one

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i2x1ec9

2s5ti

meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tt5aas/meirl/i2x1ec9/

Meanwhile latin america crumbles into drug war related violence and corruption with weapons and money provided by the US so some white privileged MAGA bitch can say “ew latin america is such a shithole”. While she snorts her 5th coke line in a chilli’s bathroom.

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i2x1dbg

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meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tt5aas/meirl/i2x1dbg/

I didn't say it was up for us to decide. No matter what we think, it doesn't matter when it comes to that persons personal decisions. I'm not trying to impose on that. What I am stating is that, IN GENERAL(excluding mental health days or exceptions) you probably shouldn't leave work early to smoke. That doesn't mean they have to listen. It was a simple statement.

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i2x1cwy

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meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tswh3j/meirl/i2x1cwy/

I do the third but on my elbows

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i2x1b2l

2s5ti

meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tsw83z/me_irl/i2x1b2l/

It's a 50/50 split between it having happened and not, could have gone either way and that's what makes it even better

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i2x17yp

2s5ti

meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tt5aas/meirl/i2x17yp/

We'll all die in the end anyway, why not live a life and do things you want to do instead of wanting to live longer and sacrificing those things?

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i2x1571

2s5ti

meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tswh3j/meirl/i2x1571/

3

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i2x13yu

2s5ti

meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tt5aas/meirl/i2x13yu/

Maybe so. I don't necessarily disagree with that. But as a GENERAL rule of thumb, you shouldn't leave work early to smoke. That's all I'm saying. Mental health days are an exception, I think.

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i2x13i5

2s5ti

meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tt9e1u/meirl/i2x13i5/

To be fair, I still wouldn't pick up.

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i2x12iq

2s5ti

meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tswh3j/meirl/i2x12iq/

Yes

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i2x11x8

2s5ti

meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tsvvmw/meirl/i2x11x8/

?

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i2x11s6

2s5ti

meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tt5aas/meirl/i2x11s6/

If that person is happy in life, financially stable and doesn't have a reason not to do that then how is it up to you or me to decide whether or not that is a good decision?

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i2x0z7d

2s5ti

meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tswh3j/meirl/i2x0z7d/

2 and 3.

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i2x0y1s

2s5ti

meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tswh3j/meirl/i2x0y1s/

And HOW deep it is

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i2x0wiu

2s5ti

meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tswh3j/meirl/i2x0wiu/

Depends if I'm already wet or not

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i2x0vji

2s5ti

meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tt7c2h/meirl/i2x0vji/

Not really, but I'm a jerk a lot of the time.

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i2x0utu

2s5ti

meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tt5aas/meirl/i2x0utu/

That sounds like awesome decision making if one needs a mental health day or something. I did that the other week and my boss isn't even a pain. Sometimes you just need to destress.

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i2x0qkv

2s5ti

meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tsv13u/meirl/i2x0qkv/

Would pay extra for this line as well

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i2x0ntd

2s5ti

meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tt5aas/meirl/i2x0ntd/

It's a plant, can it not be grown indoors? I assume it simply isn't because it isn't a very high yield plant like cannabis is. I imagine it takes a great deal of leaves to extract any appreciable quantity of cocaine hydrochloride.

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i2x0ngd

2s5ti

meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tsym57/meirl/i2x0ngd/

JOKES ON YOU, I'M NOT EVEN AN ADULT YET AND I LOVE SLEEPING

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i2x0keq

2s5ti

meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tt1tbb/meirl/i2x0keq/

i once convinced some kids my oreo milkshake was ranch

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i2x0kce

2s5ti

meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tsu5l4/meirl/i2x0kce/

🍅

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i2x0jw7

2s5ti

meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tswh3j/meirl/i2x0jw7/

I'm always doing some dumb shit in shallow water. Catch me crab walking.

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i2x0dnz

2s5ti

meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tt9jsj/meirl/i2x0dnz/

I particularly like when it gradually gets shallower as I walk and I just keep shrinking until I'm number 1, but I don't even know I'm doing it. Then I realize it and I just stand up like an idiot.

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i2x0cwv

2s5ti

meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tswh3j/meirl/i2x0cwv/

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i2x0cyd

2s5ti

meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tswh3j/meirl/i2x0cyd/

Nah i hunch over and do the godzilla

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i2x0axq

2s5ti

meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tsxq41/meirl/i2x0axq/

That’s me!!! … but it’s even worse … … I just turned 40.

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i2x0934

2s5ti

meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/ttb8c3/me_irl/i2x0934/

facebook leaking again

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i2x08jz

2s5ti

meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tsw83z/me_irl/i2x08jz/

i'd point directly at my coworkers and say that's them! what are they gonna do? talk behind my back? lmao

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i2x080a

2s5ti

meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tswh3j/meirl/i2x080a/

Wow, I came here to say this honestly. Did not expect it to be top comment. Love doing that shit in the river while approaching the beach.

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i2x07p4

2s5ti

meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tt1tbb/meirl/i2x07p4/

When me and my brother were little, everytime he saw me eating something he hasn't seen before I would say that it's spicy and bitter

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i2x07aw

2s5ti

meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tt7i87/meirl/i2x07aw/

Trudope: Order me a giant duck. Taxpehyer: That will cost 200,000 of our Monopoly dollars! Trudope: Put it on my bill.

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i2x04vh

2s5ti

meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tswh3j/meirl/i2x04vh/

Right one, and bottom one head first

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i2x04kp

2s5ti

meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tskaf0/meirl/i2x04kp/

I know, but I still feel like an alligator for whatever reason

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i2wzzzl

2s5ti

meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tswh3j/meirl/i2wzzzl/

Hooray to water gravity

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i2wzyf1

2s5ti

meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tt5aas/meirl/i2wzyf1/

Reddit moment.

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i2wzybu

2s5ti

meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tswh3j/meirl/i2wzybu/

2, I feel more balanced

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i2wzy5q

2s5ti

meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tt5aas/meirl/i2wzy5q/

Somebody get this guy a blue hat. He's doing not-god's work.

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i2wzqta

2s5ti

meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tt9v20/meirl/i2wzqta/

This is perfect

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i2wzq47

2s5ti

meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tswh3j/meirl/i2wzq47/

This is the way

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i2wzq0d

2s5ti

meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tswh3j/meirl/i2wzq0d/

[removed]

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i2wzih7

2s5ti

meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tt9e1u/meirl/i2wzih7/

I live in Asia and never really understood USA's call dependency. Like fuck, I get anxiety literally when someone tries to call me without even chatting me their purpose.

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i2wzc6g

2s5ti

meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tt5aas/meirl/i2wzc6g/

r/antiwork

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i2wza6v

2s5ti

meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tt5aas/meirl/i2wza6v/

EZ, buy enough drugs to sell to pay your bills and do some drugs.

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i2wz9r0

2s5ti

meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tt5aas/meirl/i2wz9r0/

Is it that crazy? I mean, this seems relatively simple. Skipping off work to smoke isn't morally a great thing. I mean, there's a billion arguments for "well, my boss is a pain so that justifies my actions" and that's it's own thing, but with just the sentence of "I left work early to go smoke"... then no. That doesn't seem like very good decision making.

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i2wz9jl

2s5ti

meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tswh3j/meirl/i2wz9jl/

That's me trying floating

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i2wz9h5

2s5ti

meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tt5aas/meirl/i2wz9h5/

How do I volunteer?

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i2wz2p7

2s5ti

meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tt5aas/meirl/i2wz2p7/

Pathetic

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i2wyze4

2s5ti

meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tmvxmj/meirl/i2wyze4/

Yes you would. Glad your kind is dying off and being replaced by real thinkers. Bye.

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i2wyz8e

2s5ti

meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tswh3j/meirl/i2wyz8e/

How does anyone do number 1. You just gonna fall over and its cold

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i2wyyfh

2s5ti

meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tswh3j/meirl/i2wyyfh/

I've done all three of those examples.

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i2wyvj0

2s5ti

meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tt5aas/meirl/i2wyvj0/

Grift

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i2wyu27

2s5ti

meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tswh3j/meirl/i2wyu27/

All of the above

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i2wytko

2s5ti

meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tt5aas/meirl/i2wytko/

I would lol

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i2wyt35

2s5ti

meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tt9v20/meirl/i2wyt35/

I see you bruh

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i2wysof

2s5ti

meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tt5aas/meirl/i2wysof/

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i2wyrks

2s5ti

meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tt9v20/meirl/i2wyrks/

I feel.seen

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i2wyhj7

2s5ti

meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tt5aas/meirl/i2wyhj7/

𓂺𓀈

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i2wybaa

2s5ti

meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tt5aas/meirl/i2wybaa/

You sound fun

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i2wyac3

2s5ti

meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tt5aas/meirl/i2wyac3/

[NEXT JOKE ORIGIN](https://www.reddit.com/r/ChoosingBeggars/comments/7kr5as/i_need_a_free_100mile_bus_trip_for_20_people_and/)

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i2wy9fv

2s5ti

meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tt5aas/meirl/i2wy9fv/

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i2wy9aq

2s5ti

meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tt5aas/meirl/i2wy9aq/

Weed junkie here - I bet I pay more in taxes than you, and I'm confident I do more charity work than you. NEXT! You should try a little sometime. It might make all of your contributions to playing video games a bit more fun :)

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i2wy641

2s5ti

meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tsw83z/me_irl/i2wy641/

Real and true story

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i2wy5gi

2s5ti

meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tswh3j/meirl/i2wy5gi/

I like keeping everything below my head under water so I stay used to it

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i2wy5bu

2s5ti

meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tswh3j/meirl/i2wy5bu/

2nd top picture LOL

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i2wy4yj

2s5ti

meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tswh3j/meirl/i2wy4yj/

With my knees.

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i2wy3ti

2s5ti

meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tswh3j/meirl/i2wy3ti/

Number 2 gang

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i2wy3ff

2s5ti

meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tt9v20/meirl/i2wy3ff/

r/mildlyboobs

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i2wy1ki

2s5ti

meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tswh3j/meirl/i2wy1ki/

Normally like to do the 3rd one but I actually put my legs behind me

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i2wy17f

2s5ti

meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tt9v20/meirl/i2wy17f/

[deleted]

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i2wxzua

2s5ti

meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tt5aas/meirl/i2wxzua/

Community coke lab

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i2wxy9w

2s5ti

meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tt7i87/meirl/i2wxy9w/

Not a fan of politicians, eh?

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i2wxy1i

2s5ti

meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tt5aas/meirl/i2wxy1i/

What a stupid idea

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i2wxqxa

2s5ti

meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tt5aas/meirl/i2wxqxa/

Downvotes are for being a judgmental asshole sitting upon a high horse.

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i2wxqhp

2s5ti

meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tt7igz/meirl/i2wxqhp/

"I'll let you replicate my assignment as long as you tweak it slightly to make it less noticeable."

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i2wxpw5

2s5ti

meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tt5aas/meirl/i2wxpw5/

[removed]

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i2wxhnj

2s5ti

meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tswh3j/meirl/i2wxhnj/

It’s crabs all the way down

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i2wxftn

2s5ti

meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tswh3j/meirl/i2wxftn/

MEEEE

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i2wxey9

2s5ti

meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tswh3j/meirl/i2wxey9/

Third, but chest down

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i2wxeuj

2s5ti

meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tswh3j/meirl/i2wxeuj/

Opposite of the bottom one... face first

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i2wxe2e

2s5ti

meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tswh3j/meirl/i2wxe2e/

We’re literally all the same people and did all of the same weird things growing up.

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i2wxdsn

2s5ti

meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tswh3j/meirl/i2wxdsn/

That’s why deadman’s float is a thing

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i2wxb3r

2s5ti

meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tt9v20/meirl/i2wxb3r/

Sleep naked and you get two

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i2wxanr

2s5ti

meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tswh3j/meirl/i2wxanr/

I find shallow water so uncomfortable, because you have to stand up if you want to move quick, but it means basically your whole body feels so exposed and cold. But then it's too shallow to be fully submerged without looking like a weirdo.

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i2wxa78

2s5ti

meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tt5aas/meirl/i2wxa78/

The post is about being a drug addict lmao. . But all the sad little potheads took it personal, not my fucking problem .

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i2wx9ll

2s5ti

meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tswh3j/meirl/i2wx9ll/

D: all of the above