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You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'foliage season'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> "Let's go leaf hunting," Dad used to say, "To the back roads for autumn's display!" To miss foliage season Was, to Dad, worse than treason: Miss the pies and fresh cider? No way! <LIMERICK_END>

You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'riding downhill'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> When chiding my friend (whom I like) For riding downhill on his bike By sliding and skidding (Not gliding), I'm kidding. He's hiding this thought: Take a hike! <LIMERICK_END>

You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'cuckolded husband'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> The cuckolded husband insisted In claiming her falseness persisted. Her affair-ridden past He'd brought up, first to last — All her sins, antecedently listed. <LIMERICK_END>

You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'acquitted'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> "If you're reading this note in my dwelling, Then I'm gone, and this should be compelling: I could not do the crime. I was dead at the time." He acquitted himself. It was telling. <LIMERICK_END>

You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'debt'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> Years and years of accumulating debt: So much waste. Why are so few upset? "The economy's healthy; We'll soak all the wealthy—" The word from the president's jet. <LIMERICK_END>

You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'solomon glory'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> "Don't fret over clothes" is concealed In "consider the lilies"—the field Where they toil not nor spin. Think on that, if you'd win More than Solomon's glory revealed. <LIMERICK_END>

You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'traverse'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> Back up, or proceed in reverse, When the space you intend to traverse Has a gate or a bar Right in front of your car; Going forward is certainly worse. <LIMERICK_END>

You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'criminals aid'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> When criminals aid and abet, They will be in society's debt. There's a sentence inside For the help they supplied. On release we'll forgive and forget. <LIMERICK_END>

You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'coffee'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> I go to cafes to relax And have coffee and maybe some snacks. Some have seating outside. When it's nice out, I bide Till I'm seated; they're filled to the max. <LIMERICK_END>

You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'rope'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> I had slipped down a slope, grasped a tree— Just my clutch gave me hope I'd stay free From the drop down below. Would my rescuer show Me his skill with a rope? No, just tea! <LIMERICK_END>

You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'blinded'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> I lighted your way to alight With a lamp that you said was too bright. You were blinded, no doubt, But the flame is now out (Not alight). You'll recover your sight. <LIMERICK_END>

You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'joy amygdalic'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> A nutty old codger named Alec Was prone to feel joy amygdalic. All almonds he tasted, Baked, salted and pasted, He loved [format that in italic]. <LIMERICK_END>

You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'comedy skit'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> A bit can be lengthy or quick, Like a show-biz routine or a shtick— Or a comedy skit Done with second-rate wit That's a bit entertaining and slick. <LIMERICK_END>

You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'ancient egyptianal'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> Akhenaten betrothed Nefertiti — His ancient Egyptianal sweetie. Then their pyramid grew. (It's a tomb with a view, Though as mummies, their outlook was sheety.) <LIMERICK_END>

You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'paddles chartreuse'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> The hull of the scull of a sculler Was gray, and it couldn't be duller. So he painted it puce, And the paddles? Chartreuse! Now they're oars of a different color. <LIMERICK_END>

You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'communion wine'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> The cheese-loving world all agrees Innovation is certain to please. With communion wine paired, Father Robert declared, "This damn Dante's one hell of a cheese!" <LIMERICK_END>

You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'greek soup'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> Avgolemono: first, take some stock, Add some rice (and then simmer, to lock In the taste), lemon juice, And an egg, to produce The most common Greek soup on the block. <LIMERICK_END>

You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bahamian gardens'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> Through Bahamian gardens they flit, Sipping juices from fruits they can slit. These birds sing on the wing But their squawks mean one thing: "Back off our banana tree—quit!" <LIMERICK_END>

You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'teenager'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> A fit teenager, though in his prime, Resists cleaning his room. All the time He leaves things that will trip So his floor's like a tip, And returns to the scene of his grime. <LIMERICK_END>

You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'tube'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> In the bathroom, perhaps in the nude, Where your focus is totally glued On the task now in hand, Grip your tube, as you planned: Squeeze it hard and your paste will extrude. <LIMERICK_END>

You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'capo'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> "Da capo!" the maestro cried. "Stop! Now then, play once again from the top. You sound awful, like crap! With a concert on tap, It's a foregone conclusion we'll flop." <LIMERICK_END>

You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'belle hotel'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> Belle's hotel has a posh clientele; There the elegant, stylish folks dwell. One small point gives her chills: They are slow paying bills— But these toffs seem to tip very well. <LIMERICK_END>

You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'clothes'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> Her clothes were the finest and best: She was always so nattily dressed. Then her man saw her bare, And was moved to declare, "You'd look great in a plain old string vest!" <LIMERICK_END>

You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'eschatologist penned'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> There's a novel I can't recommend That a trained eschatologist penned. The beginning's a bore, And the middle's a chore: The author's obsessed with The End. <LIMERICK_END>

You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'calculus'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> My calculus class makes me flail. Rate of change in my learning? Think snail. When I copy my test, Then my prof's not impressed: "It's derivative work, and you fail." <LIMERICK_END>

You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'beggaring pauperization'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> The crash of that big corporation Caused my beggaring (pauperization). Since I pressed to invest, It has left me distressed, With my pockets in need of donation. <LIMERICK_END>

You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'trap'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> My trap's on the Thames no mere runnel For my eelbuck. Its wide wicker funnel Leads the long, slimy fish (Each one luscious and lish) To my hands through a dead-ended tunnel. <LIMERICK_END>

You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'turkish dominion'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> Although Turkish dominion's decreased, And the Ottoman Empire's deceased, Nations bound to that past Make its legacy vast: The Crescent holds sway in the East. <LIMERICK_END>

You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'big huey'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> Said a Mafia tough guy, Big Huey, "I'm the kingpin for all of St. Louis. Cut me in every day As your 'partner,' let's say, Or your face may end up like chop suey." <LIMERICK_END>

You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'odd rhyme'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> I'll occasionally scribe the odd rhyme, But I don't write them all of the time; Just every now and then, I'll pick up a pen And scribble it isn't a crime. <LIMERICK_END>

You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'brave'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> For the most part, I'm not very brave, But I entered the cavernous cave. So when bats flew right past In that cavern so vast, I thought I'd explored my own grave. <LIMERICK_END>

You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'flea'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> "There's a fly in my soup; can't you see?" "No I can't, sir, it's only debris From the herbs and the spice, Or a large grain of rice." "But it's having a race with a flea!" <LIMERICK_END>

You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'ectrotic'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> Ectrotic's no challenge, Louise. I'll define it for you here with ease. It's an adjective: "slowing The process of growing, Especially in terms of disease." <LIMERICK_END>

You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'eye flap'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> "You gave me an eye-flap, you say? You just flapped your blue eyes? No, no way!" "Frank, you're not a deep thinker — I gave you a blinker For that bay you perversely named Gray." <LIMERICK_END>

You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'berties'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> Bright young things of the twenties and thirties (Not the Jeeveses, I mean, but the Berties) Were a smart set of dappers, Of game chaps and flappers, Of Gussies who Charlestoned with Gerties. <LIMERICK_END>

You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'shivery'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> My wife, ten months pregnant, was shivery. All alone at our home, she was quivery. Then the mailman came by And helped birth our new guy. That's what's known as a special delivery. <LIMERICK_END>

You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'protease calpain'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> The protease calpain, it's plain, Is quite helpful to cells in the main, But it's toxic to folk Who have suffered a stroke Or a trauma that injures the brain. <LIMERICK_END>

You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'sheep whine'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> It was late, so I lay down to sleep. It was quiet; I heard not a peep 'Til one bleating sheep's whine Joined three hundred and nine For the count—sleep was baa'd—noisy sheep! <LIMERICK_END>

You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'courtroom'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> A courtroom's the place for a trial, Legal motions, forensics, and guile. The judge and the jurors Are neutral assurers Of justice—well, once in a while. <LIMERICK_END>

You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'chimney rock'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> A chimney rock stands straight and tall. If I climbed one, I'm sure I would fall, But my playful pal Paul Isn't worried at all. Paul will call: "Climb a wall! Have a ball!" <LIMERICK_END>

You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bed'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> I've a constant companion in bed; She's a bottle of sweet Dago red, 'Cause it's syrupy, cheap, And it puts me to sleep. Still I long for a woman instead. <LIMERICK_END>

You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'fred'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> Clearly, clothes make the man, it is said. This is why all the gals favor Fred. They all purr that he's cute In his Brooks Brothers suit With the Krugerrands taped to his head. <LIMERICK_END>

You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'putt dropped'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> Now I see, in the scorekeeper's hut, That my game has a weak point: the putt. I dropped shots on the green — So it's easily seen That, again, I'll be missing the cut. <LIMERICK_END>

You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'azedarach stamens'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> Azedarach stamens are fused By adesmy; its blooms form contused, Purplish, pendulous clusters. This noble tree musters The landscaper's pride where it's used. <LIMERICK_END>

You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'chokebore'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> Although chokebore is one type of gun That our prof brought to class just for fun, Could it also direct That we show disrespect— That we choke the old bore, and then run? <LIMERICK_END>

You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'every shield'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> We should smash every shield that's pro-white, And pro-black, for that's also not right. So let's crack our warm jokes About any darn folks Because humour's a source of delight. <LIMERICK_END>

You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'fine violin'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> What's your view of this guy's execution?' (At the concert, a strange contribution — How'd he make such a din On a fine violin?) 'I'm in favour the only solution.' <LIMERICK_END>

You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'joe incursions'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> While it's totally proper and fitting That your brother pitch in with our flitting, Once we're moved, settled in, Joe's incursions begin— Uninvited, ill-timed, unremitting. <LIMERICK_END>

You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'love'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> Love was blind, so I held out my hand As he placed on my finger a band. Now we sit on the couch With a microwaved pouch; And our love, like our dinner, is bland. <LIMERICK_END>

You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'guinevere cannot'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> King Arthur is looking askance; Guinevere cannot sit see her dance Wild and fast to the beat, Now she's feeling the heat Of a boil that should meet with a Lance. <LIMERICK_END>

You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'jennie dovelike'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> Jennie's dovelike; she's sinless and gentle. As my nanny, she's semi-parental, But unlike Mom and Dad, She won't shout, "Tad, you're bad!" When I break things, she says, "Accidental." <LIMERICK_END>

You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'newly widowed'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> Newly widowed (her husband lies dead), Poignant memories swim in her head. Her life was complete, And in every way sweet: Pure consummative joy once they'd wed. <LIMERICK_END>

You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'garrulousness charles'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> Of garrulousness Charles is accused. The Queen's ears, so she says, he's abused. When he prattles at court, She'll say, "Do keep it short! We're with wordiness never amused." <LIMERICK_END>

You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'wee collembola'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> Wee Collembola should swank or strut, But each sits on its spring-loaded butt. Watch them launch themselves high Over predators. My! Forty-eight per square inch? That's a glut! <LIMERICK_END>

You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'larva'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> A witchetty grub (genus Cossus) Has tickled an Aussie's proboscis. The larva's as big As a potbellied pig, So the moth's gonna be a colossus! <LIMERICK_END>

You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'sails'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> We had large square-rigged sails and, with ease, We skimmed fast over rough or calm seas. We traded, explored And, with cannons, we warred: Spanish galleons our life seemed a breeze. <LIMERICK_END>

You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'put sugar'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> I took cognizance of my mistake: Now the buds of my tongue are awake. No, it's not quite a crime, But I think that next time I'll put sugar, not salt, in the cake. <LIMERICK_END>

You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'cacamatzin'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> Cacamatzin (my humble confession) Sounds just like a Yiddish expression, Not an Aztecan king. Man, it sounds like a thing In a stand-up comedian's session. <LIMERICK_END>

You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'abasia trepidans'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> Abasia trepidans makes You immobile with terrible shakes. You can not walk at all; If you try, you may fall. With this illness, you get all the breaks. <LIMERICK_END>

You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'little david'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> With a stone, little David made wince Great Goliath (no bigger man since). He, the Philistines' giant, To David compliant — Thus a boy did a giant evince! <LIMERICK_END>

You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'knot daisy'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> There's a knot (daisy chain) you can tie. You can drop, daisy chained, from the sky. It's a fisherman's lure, A girl's garland so pure, And a group sex technique shall we try? <LIMERICK_END>

You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'swim skills'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> My fine-featured face looks so grim 'Cause I'm sad that's except when I swim. An aquarian friend Says I shouldn't depend On my looks, but on swim skills like him! <LIMERICK_END>

You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'acclimating fever'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> Acclimating fever may hit If you work in the tropics, and it Is exceedingly hot. If your head hurts a lot, And your temperature rises, just quit! <LIMERICK_END>

You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'baby jessica'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> Baby Jessica slid down a well And was stuck there for quite a long spell. All the world came to pray, So I guess you could say That she rose to the top when she fell. <LIMERICK_END>

You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'end rhyme'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> An end-rhyme, to ease the suspense, Is a rhyme at line's end, Miss Hortense. Many poets will fiddle With rhymes in the middle, But rhymes at the end make more sense. <LIMERICK_END>

You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'cakes sugar'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> Frost with buttercream—that's what it takes To enhance those pedestrian cakes. Sugar, butter, and cream Are the cakemaker's scheme To add glitz to the layers he bakes. <LIMERICK_END>

You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'coherent light'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> Coherent light won't interfere With itself; and from front wave to rear All its phases align; Colors never combine; And your laser beam's pure, straight, and clear. <LIMERICK_END>

You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'executor'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> The executor read Uncle's will — I got nothing, got zero, got nil. I received not a jot — It's a goose egg I got! But the lawyer still sent me a bill! <LIMERICK_END>

You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'fire sale'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> Has some store run a fire sale on attitude? No one's gracious these days. Where's the gratitude? Seems the id's in control, And it's taken its toll: Self-indulgence with infinite latitude. <LIMERICK_END>

You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'coke'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> I'm addicted to coke, sad to say. It's a price that I'm willing to pay. No incentive to stop... It's just one buck a pop, So I guzzle three six-packs a day. <LIMERICK_END>

You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'earthstars'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> Modest earthstars don't twinkle or blaze; Their discovery needs a keen gaze. When you see mushrooms surge With a stellary verge 'Round balloons, heed Geastrum's soft rays. <LIMERICK_END>

You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'twisting'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> With political arm-twisting, most Of the power to sway's from a boast That the "twister" has clout, So give in (or bow out). "Play ball," the guy says, "or you're toast!" <LIMERICK_END>

You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'moving plants'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> Moving plants so your garden's a prize? Or extracting some flies from your pies? Say you're giving a kidney To your first cousin, Sydney. Displantation's the word that applies. <LIMERICK_END>

You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'clare busgirl'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> Clare's a busgirl of lowly employ; Clearing tables, though, brings her some joy: Saving money for school, She is nobody's fool, More ambitious than many a boy. <LIMERICK_END>

You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'chrysothamnus nauseosus'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> Chrysothamnus nauseosus provides Desert growth where the jackrabbit hides. It can grow to three feet; Its aroma is sweet, But it's quite nasty tasting, besides. <LIMERICK_END>

You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'ate'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> To eat breakfast he sat on his spread While he patted the cat on his bed. And he ate his toast dry; Do you want to know why? 'Cause he didn't like fat on his bread. <LIMERICK_END>

You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'smelly socks'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> The aversiveness strongly possessed By my smelly socks makes me feel blessed. If I want time alone I just let them be shown, And Voilà! No more unwanted guest. <LIMERICK_END>

You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'fiddler'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> Frank was drunk as a fiddler. They say This expression comes down from the day That a fiddler might be Paid in liquor, you see. Surely that's why so many would play. <LIMERICK_END>

You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'darjeeling'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> From the way that my senses are reeling, There's more in this tea than Darjeeling. My pusher agrees, And he's got exper-teas When it comes to good fêtes and fair dealing. <LIMERICK_END>

You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'jfk'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> JFK, in a speech ('twas a winner), Said proudly, "Ich bin ein Berliner." How perfectly droll: Jack's a sweet jelly roll. Mmm, I hope that he's coming to dinner. <LIMERICK_END>

You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'chemical agent'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> A chemical agent is fond Of producing a chemical bond, Or disrupting the same; But when asked if its name Might be James, it will never respond. <LIMERICK_END>

You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'tanning'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> You should visit Ahvaz in Iran. What a great place to work up a tan! But despite tons of sand All nude bathing is banned. I'll try tanning my hide in Bhutan. <LIMERICK_END>

You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'trojans'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> As these lessons of old are unfoldin', Learn from Trojans, who thought they were golden: When accepting antiques, Don't take gifts bearing Greeks, And beware of to whom you're beholden. <LIMERICK_END>

You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'dog grate'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> Our large dog grate was well-stocked with wood On the inglenook's stones where it stood. We felt safe and supplied; Hang the woodpile outside! So we bundled, and damn, that felt good. <LIMERICK_END>

You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'forged checks'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> I forged checks, but was caught by some bankers. With this background, I now work for tankers As an anchorsmith. True! Do you know what I do? I'm a maker (or forger) of anchors. <LIMERICK_END>

You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'aquiline nose'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> Some said it was hooked like a beak; Some saw it and hardly could speak. Whatever they did, People said of our Sid That his aquiline nose was unique. <LIMERICK_END>

You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'trade steal'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> If you want a great deal on some teal, There's a deal to be had back in Deal. If you deal with this trade, A steal can be made, If you deal the cards right spin the wheel. <LIMERICK_END>

You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'young plagiarist'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> Said a foolish young plagiarist, "One Has now found writing essays quite fun. It no longer takes ages To pen fifteen pages, Just copypaste. Bang! And it's done." <LIMERICK_END>

You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'button quail'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> I'm loving the cute button quail, Just four inches from beak to its tail. He likes millet to eat; He's so fluffy and sweet, I do hope I find one for sale! <LIMERICK_END>

You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'farmer lung'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> Joe Grundy has had farmer's lung Since the first spring in Ambridge was sprung. He's outlived the departures Of numerous Archers— It's cider and Shires keep him young. <LIMERICK_END>

You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'euphonium trumpet'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> Euphonium, trumpet, trombone, Flute and flugelhorn, expertly blown In a massive parade By the bandsmen, displayed The great skill of "The President's Own." <LIMERICK_END>

You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'limburger cheese'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> There's necrosis on both of my knees From this flesh-eating, vicious disease. Caseation's begun, And the tissue on one Looks a little like Limburger cheese. <LIMERICK_END>

You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'ben gurion'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> As Prime Minister, he was the one Called "The prophet who carried a gun." And if one man created "New Zion" (loved/hated), Ben-Gurion got the job done. <LIMERICK_END>

You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'bihari procedure'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> The Bihari procedure I owe For the inches I gained down below. With a ligament cut, Further out I now jut, And my girlfriend is simply aglow. <LIMERICK_END>

You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'baba'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> In Malaysia, they know what is meant By a Baba (there's racial intent). This label is worn By a man who's Straits-born, When his family has Chinese descent. <LIMERICK_END>

You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'gilded cage'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> The price of my fame? I'm a bird In a gilded cage. Safe from the herd, I'm confined where I dwell; This huge mansion's my cell. I'll be free when I'm dead and interred. <LIMERICK_END>

You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'angleberries'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> Angleberries: nice fruity treats? Not unless you think warts are good eats. Quoting competent sources — "With cattle and horses: On lips and ears, udders and teats..." <LIMERICK_END>

You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'cunard'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> As the old Cunard schedule relates, For one Queen, Verrazano awaits; While her sis, Deus volent, Is passing the Solent — They're often in disparate straits. <LIMERICK_END>

You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'spammed'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> I shall publish this verse and be damned. So what if you think you are spammed? It's a poem to share And I really don't care If my soul into hellfire is slammed. <LIMERICK_END>

You are a master poet. Your task is to compose a limerick. The topic is 'blossoming daisies'. Start your limerick now. <LIMERICK_START> I fear that insanity's looming— I'm blossoming daisies and zooming, My elbows entwined. Think I'm out of my mind? Well, at least I'm not out of my blooming! <LIMERICK_END>