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Когда  программер ложится спать он ставит у изголовья два
стакана. Один с водой - на случай если пить захочется, а второй
пустой - если не захочется.

Программист - это,  прежде  всего,  творческая  личность.
И только потом - пьяная скотина.

Для программиста монитор - это реальный рабочий стол,
системный блок - журнальный, а клавиатура - обеденный.

Глюки без причины, признак вирусины.

Если ламер очень крут, не пугайтесь это root.

И ты, Root!

Принтер Pentium с плоским экраном.

Пискаструйный принтер.

Объявление: Продается струйный принтер, струя 5 метров.

Глюк не грянет - мужик не забэкапится.

Куплю винчестер. Жесткие диски не предлагать!

Обнаружен драйвер. Вставьте устройство.

Некоторые программисты настолько ленивы что сразу пишут рабочий код.

Я НЕ ПРОГРАММИСТ. Я АДМИН.
Моё дело накуриться и попытаться разобратся, как работает то,
что понаписывали алкаши.

Знали ли вы, что если создать на проекте папочку utils,
всего через месяц туда накоммитят примерно 80% логики проекта.
        @vas3k

Conway's law: organizations which design systems are constrained to
produce designs which are copies of the communication structures of
these organizations.

One of my most productive days was throwing away 1,000 lines of code.
        <NAME>

If Java had true garbage collection, most programs would delete
themselves upon execution.
        <NAME>

Good code is its own best documentation.
        <NAME>

Good code is easy to delete.

Write code that's easy to delete, not easy to extend.

Software and cathedrals are much the same – first we build them,
then we pray.
        <NAME>. Redwine Jr.

Good judgement is the result of experience.
Experience is the result of bad judgement.
        <NAME>

Pasting code from the Internet into production code is like
chewing gum found in the street.
        <NAME>

Any fool can write code that a computer can understand.
Good programmers write code that humans can understand.
        <NAME>

Always do the hard part first. If the hard part is impossible,
why waste time on the easy part?
        <NAME>

If you aren't sure which way to do something,
do it both ways and see which works better.
        <NAME>

Talk is cheap. Show me the code.
        <NAME>

Documentation is like sex. When it's good, it's oh-so-good.
When it's bad it's better than nothing.
        <NAME>

Always code as if the guy who ends up maintaining your code
will be a violent psychopath who knows where you live.
        <NAME>

C makes it easy to shoot yourself in the foot; C++ makes it
harder, but when you do, it blows away your whole leg off.
        <NAME>

There are only two kinds of languages: the ones people complain
about and the ones nobody uses.
        <NAME>

I have always wished for my computer to be as easy to use as my telephone;
my wish has come true because I can no longer figure out how to use my telephone.
        <NAME>

There are more useful systems developed in languages deemed awful
than in languages praised for being beautiful--many more.
        <NAME>

Java is to #JavaScript what Car is to Carpet.
        <NAME>

Pasting code from the Internet into production code is like
chewing gum found in the street.
        <NAME>

The most amazing achievement of the computer science is its
continuing cancellation of the steady and staggering gains
made by the computer hardware industry.
        <NAME>

Floppy disks are like Jesus.
They died to become the icon of saving.

Never trust a computer you can’t throw out a window.
        <NAME>

Hardware: The parts of a computer system that can be kicked.
        <NAME>

- How did you know so much about computers?
- I didn’t, it was the first one.
        <NAME>

1969: - What're you doing with that 2KB of RAM?
      - Sending people to the moon
2017: - What're you doing with that 1.5GB of RAM?
      - Running Slack
Кодобаза.

Кадилище.

Рефакинг.

Багфистинг.

0 программистов ругал усталый шеф,
потом уволил одного и стало их FF.

Q: What is the best prefix for global variables?
A: //

Duck typing: dynamic mechanism allowing to discover that a fish cannot say quack
only at runtime ... in production ... on Friday evening

There is no programming language–no matter how structured–that will
prevent programmers from making bad programs.
        <NAME>

Debugging is twice as hard as writing code in the first place. Therefore,
if you write the code as cleverly as possible, you are, by definition,
not smart enough to debug it.
        <NAME>

Debuggers don't remove bugs. They only show them in slow motion.

Contrary to popular belief, Unix is user friendly.
It just happens to be selective about who it makes friends with.
        <NAME><commit_msg>Kernighan on the most effective debugging tool...<commit_after>
Когда  программер ложится спать он ставит у изголовья два
стакана. Один с водой - на случай если пить захочется, а второй
пустой - если не захочется.

Программист - это,  прежде  всего,  творческая  личность.
И только потом - пьяная скотина.

Для программиста монитор - это реальный рабочий стол,
системный блок - журнальный, а клавиатура - обеденный.

Глюки без причины, признак вирусины.

Если ламер очень крут, не пугайтесь это root.

И ты, Root!

Принтер Pentium с плоским экраном.

Пискаструйный принтер.

Объявление: Продается струйный принтер, струя 5 метров.

Глюк не грянет - мужик не забэкапится.

Куплю винчестер. Жесткие диски не предлагать!

Обнаружен драйвер. Вставьте устройство.

Некоторые программисты настолько ленивы что сразу пишут рабочий код.

Я НЕ ПРОГРАММИСТ. Я АДМИН.
Моё дело накуриться и попытаться разобратся, как работает то,
что понаписывали алкаши.

Знали ли вы, что если создать на проекте папочку utils,
всего через месяц туда накоммитят примерно 80% логики проекта.
        @vas3k

Conway's law: organizations which design systems are constrained to
produce designs which are copies of the communication structures of
these organizations.

One of my most productive days was throwing away 1,000 lines of code.
        <NAME>

If Java had true garbage collection, most programs would delete
themselves upon execution.
        <NAME>

Good code is its own best documentation.
        <NAME>

Good code is easy to delete.

Write code that's easy to delete, not easy to extend.

Software and cathedrals are much the same – first we build them,
then we pray.
        <NAME>. Redwine Jr.

Good judgement is the result of experience.
Experience is the result of bad judgement.
        <NAME>

Pasting code from the Internet into production code is like
chewing gum found in the street.
        <NAME>

Any fool can write code that a computer can understand.
Good programmers write code that humans can understand.
        <NAME>

Always do the hard part first. If the hard part is impossible,
why waste time on the easy part?
        <NAME>

If you aren't sure which way to do something,
do it both ways and see which works better.
        <NAME>

Talk is cheap. Show me the code.
        <NAME>

Documentation is like sex. When it's good, it's oh-so-good.
When it's bad it's better than nothing.
        <NAME>

Always code as if the guy who ends up maintaining your code
will be a violent psychopath who knows where you live.
        <NAME>

C makes it easy to shoot yourself in the foot; C++ makes it
harder, but when you do, it blows away your whole leg off.
        <NAME>

There are only two kinds of languages: the ones people complain
about and the ones nobody uses.
        <NAME>roustrup

I have always wished for my computer to be as easy to use as my telephone;
my wish has come true because I can no longer figure out how to use my telephone.
        <NAME>

There are more useful systems developed in languages deemed awful
than in languages praised for being beautiful--many more.
        <NAME>

Java is to #JavaScript what Car is to Carpet.
        <NAME>

Pasting code from the Internet into production code is like
chewing gum found in the street.
        <NAME>

The most amazing achievement of the computer science is its
continuing cancellation of the steady and staggering gains
made by the computer hardware industry.
        <NAME>

Floppy disks are like Jesus.
They died to become the icon of saving.

Never trust a computer you can’t throw out a window.
        <NAME>

Hardware: The parts of a computer system that can be kicked.
        <NAME>

- How did you know so much about computers?
- I didn’t, it was the first one.
        <NAME> Letterman

1969: - What're you doing with that 2KB of RAM?
      - Sending people to the moon
2017: - What're you doing with that 1.5GB of RAM?
      - Running Slack
Кодобаза.

Кадилище.

Рефакинг.

Багфистинг.

0 программистов ругал усталый шеф,
потом уволил одного и стало их FF.

Q: What is the best prefix for global variables?
A: //

Duck typing: dynamic mechanism allowing to discover that a fish cannot say quack
only at runtime ... in production ... on Friday evening

There is no programming language–no matter how structured–that will
prevent programmers from making bad programs.
        <NAME>

Debugging is twice as hard as writing code in the first place. Therefore,
if you write the code as cleverly as possible, you are, by definition,
not smart enough to debug it.
        <NAME>

The most effective debugging tool is still careful thought,
coupled with judiciously placed print statements.
        <NAME>

Debuggers don't remove bugs. They only show them in slow motion.

Contrary to popular belief, Unix is user friendly.
It just happens to be selective about who it makes friends with.
        <NAME>
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