<commit_before>var newsArray;

function updateNewsArray() {
newsArray = [//always true
["The cookie is a lie.", true, "a1"], ["Antimatter cookies have been confirmed to not exist, whoever claims that, stop.", true, "a4"], ["Antimatter ghosts do not exist. Just like matter ghosts. They don't have any matter, for that matter.", true, "a2"],
["Nuclear power plants have been abandoned in favor of antimatter power.", true, "a3"],
["Antimatter prices have drastically dropped due to newfound abundance.", true, "a5"], ["In the news today, humans make a antimatter animal sacrifice to the antimatter god.", true, "a6"], ["You made one antimatter! Whatever that means.", true, "a7"],
["Scientists confirm that the colour of antimatter is Blurple", true, "a11"], ["How does it matter if its antimatter?", true, "a10"], ["None of this matters", true, "a9"], ["IN THE END, IT DOESN'T ANTIMATTER -hevipelle", true, "a8"],
["How does NASA organise a party? They planet.", true, "a12"], ["Electrons are now seeing the happy things in life. We're calling these happy electrons 'Positrons.' Wait, that's taken?", true, "a13"],
["This completely useless sentence will get you nowhere and you know it. What a horrible obnoxious man would come up with it, he will probably go to hell, and why would the developer even implement it? Even if you kept reading it you wouldn't be able to finish it (the first time).", true, "a14"],
["GHOST SAYS HELLO -Boo-chan", true, "a15"], ["Can someone tell hevi to calm down? -Mee6", true, "a16"], ["Due to Antimatter messing with physics, a creature that was once a moose is now a human", true, "a17"], ["!hi", true, "a18"],
["Alright -Alright", true, "a19"], ["The English greeting is not present in Antimatter speak.", true, "a20"], ["To buy max or not to buy max, that is the question", true, "a21"], ["This antimatter triggers me", true, "a22"],
["No, mom, I can't pause this game.", true, "a23"], ["Scientific notation has entered the battlefield.", true, "a24"], ["Make the Universe Great Again! -Tronald Dump", true, "a25"], ["#dank-maymays", true, "a26"],
["A new religion has been created, and it's spreading like wildfire. The believers of this religion worship the Heavenly Pelle, the goddess of antimatter. They also believe that 10^308 is infinite.", true, "a27"], ["Someone has just touched a blob, and blown up. Was the blob antimatter, or was the guy made of Explodium?", true, "a28"],
["If you are not playing on Kongregate or ivark.github.io, the site is bootleg.", true, "a29"], ["Rate 5 on Kongregate so more people can experience this 5 star Rating", true, "a30"], ["BOO!", true, "a31"], ["You ate for too long. -hevipelle", true, "a32"], ["I hate myself. -Boo-chan", true, "a33"],
["<NAME> -Xandawesome", true, "a34"], ["Above us, there is nothing above, But the stars, above.", true, "a35"], ["If black lives matter, do white lives antimatter?", true, "a36"], ["Somebody wasn't nice, he got an antimatter-storm.", true, "a37"],
["You are living, you occupy space, you have a mass, you matter... unless you antimatter.", true, "a38"], ["I clicked too fast... my PC is now dematerialised.", true, "a39"],
["If an alien lands on your front lawn and extends an appendage as a gesture of greeting, before you get friendly, toss it an eightball. If the appendage explodes, then the alien was probably made of antimatter. If not, then you can proceed to take it to your leader. -<NAME>", true, "a40"],
["There always must be equal matter than there is antimatter, I guess your mom balances that a bit", true, "a41"], ["Nothing is created, nothing is destroyed.", true, "a42"], ["We dug a big hole to store this antimatter... Adele's rolling in it.", true, "a43"],
["If everything is antimatter, how can you see yourself?", true, "a44"], ["The stock markets have crashed due to antimatter beings somehow knowing what they will be tomorrow.", true, "a45"], ["My dog ate too much antimatter, now he is doing 'meow!'", true, "a46"], ["If you put infinity into your calculator it will result in 42!", true, "a47"],
["You have found the rarest antimatter pepe, it's ultra rare!", true, "a48"], ["Can we get 1e169 likes on this video??? Smash that like button!!", true, "a49"],
["The smell of antimatter has been revealed. It smells like kittens", true, "a50"], ["Just another antimatter in the wall", true, "a51"], ["GET SNIPED, WEAKLING", true, "a52"], ["Thanks a lot -dankesehr", true, "a53"],
["This world situation is a SOS situation to the world!! MAYDAY, MAYDAY!!", true, "a54"], ["As for sure as the sun rises in the west, of all the singers and poets on earth, I am the bestest. - hevipelle", true, "a55"], ["I'm good at using github -hevipelle", true, "a56"],
["A new chat server has been created for Antimatter people to spy on Matter people, and the world has fallen into chaos and discord", true, "a57"], ["A new study has come out linking the consumption of potatoes with increased risk of Antimatter implosion.  Scientists suggest eating more.", true, "a58"], ["I thought that I fixed that bug but apparently some update broke it again -hevipelle", true, "a59"],
["Maybe I'm gay then -Bootato", true, "a60"], ["Breaking news! Hevipelle has just announced that the buy max button is in fact going to be removed!", true, "a61"], ["I dedicate this game to my girlfriend", true, "a62"],
["Antimatter guns don't kill antimatter people, antimatter people kill antimatter people but does that mean that antimatter toaster doesn't toast antimatter toasts, antimatter toast toasts antimatter toasts?", true, "a63"],
["But to an antimatter person, wouldn't they be matter and us antimatter?", true, "a64"], ["And nothing Antimatters", true, "a65"],
["School starting up strikes fear in students universe-wide, as schools are no longer segregated between Matter and antimatter. Annihilation is prominent.", true, "a66"],
["Why does no one talk about the 0th dimension?", true, "a67"], ["The fatter catter satter on the antimatter.", true, "a68"], ["Who let the DOgs out?", true, "a69"], ["If you can't read this you disabled the news.", true, "a70"],
["Doesn't leave, just mutes the server so he doesn't receive notifications", true, "a71"], ["Most quotes found online are falsely atributed -<NAME>", true, "a72"], ["It should work now, but it doesn't -hevipelle", true, "a73"],
["This game doesn't have any errors... they're alternative successes.", true, "a74"], ["A third type of matter has been discovered: null matter. It doesn't do anything and is basically useless. The scientists who discovered it were fired.", true, "a75"],
["Your Mother-in-Law keeps nagging you about all these antimatter colliders.", true, "a76"], ["If matter exists, then does antimatter not exist?", true, "a77"], ["Antimatter=Life. Not cobblestone, not dirt, nothing like that. Antimatter.", true, "a78"],
["Breaking News: Error Error Error", true, "a79"], ["How much antiwood could an antiwoodchuck chuck if an antiwoodchuck could chuck antiwood?", true, "a80"], ["Chaos isnt a pit, chaos is a matter", true, "a81"],
["That's because I'm a good game developer and pushed some code that totally works -hevipelle", true, "a82"], ["What's the matter with anti matter?", true, "a83"],<commit_msg>fix typo in a6<commit_after>var newsArray;

function updateNewsArray() {
newsArray = [//always true
["The cookie is a lie.", true, "a1"], ["Antimatter cookies have been confirmed to not exist, whoever claims that, stop.", true, "a4"], ["Antimatter ghosts do not exist. Just like matter ghosts. They don't have any matter, for that matter.", true, "a2"],
["Nuclear power plants have been abandoned in favor of antimatter power.", true, "a3"],
["Antimatter prices have drastically dropped due to newfound abundance.", true, "a5"], ["In the news today, humans make an antimatter animal sacrifice to the antimatter god.", true, "a6"], ["You made one antimatter! Whatever that means.", true, "a7"],
["Scientists confirm that the colour of antimatter is Blurple", true, "a11"], ["How does it matter if its antimatter?", true, "a10"], ["None of this matters", true, "a9"], ["IN THE END, IT DOESN'T ANTIMATTER -hevipelle", true, "a8"],
["How does NASA organise a party? They planet.", true, "a12"], ["Electrons are now seeing the happy things in life. We're calling these happy electrons 'Positrons.' Wait, that's taken?", true, "a13"],
["This completely useless sentence will get you nowhere and you know it. What a horrible obnoxious man would come up with it, he will probably go to hell, and why would the developer even implement it? Even if you kept reading it you wouldn't be able to finish it (the first time).", true, "a14"],
["GHOST SAYS HELLO -Boo-chan", true, "a15"], ["Can someone tell hevi to calm down? -Mee6", true, "a16"], ["Due to Antimatter messing with physics, a creature that was once a moose is now a human", true, "a17"], ["!hi", true, "a18"],
["Alright -Alright", true, "a19"], ["The English greeting is not present in Antimatter speak.", true, "a20"], ["To buy max or not to buy max, that is the question", true, "a21"], ["This antimatter triggers me", true, "a22"],
["No, mom, I can't pause this game.", true, "a23"], ["Scientific notation has entered the battlefield.", true, "a24"], ["Make the Universe Great Again! -Tronald Dump", true, "a25"], ["#dank-maymays", true, "a26"],
["A new religion has been created, and it's spreading like wildfire. The believers of this religion worship the Heavenly Pelle, the goddess of antimatter. They also believe that 10^308 is infinite.", true, "a27"], ["Someone has just touched a blob, and blown up. Was the blob antimatter, or was the guy made of Explodium?", true, "a28"],
["If you are not playing on Kongregate or ivark.github.io, the site is bootleg.", true, "a29"], ["Rate 5 on Kongregate so more people can experience this 5 star Rating", true, "a30"], ["BOO!", true, "a31"], ["You ate for too long. -hevipelle", true, "a32"], ["I hate myself. -Boo-chan", true, "a33"],
["G<NAME> -Xandawesome", true, "a34"], ["Above us, there is nothing above, But the stars, above.", true, "a35"], ["If black lives matter, do white lives antimatter?", true, "a36"], ["Somebody wasn't nice, he got an antimatter-storm.", true, "a37"],
["You are living, you occupy space, you have a mass, you matter... unless you antimatter.", true, "a38"], ["I clicked too fast... my PC is now dematerialised.", true, "a39"],
["If an alien lands on your front lawn and extends an appendage as a gesture of greeting, before you get friendly, toss it an eightball. If the appendage explodes, then the alien was probably made of antimatter. If not, then you can proceed to take it to your leader. -<NAME>", true, "a40"],
["There always must be equal matter than there is antimatter, I guess your mom balances that a bit", true, "a41"], ["Nothing is created, nothing is destroyed.", true, "a42"], ["We dug a big hole to store this antimatter... Adele's rolling in it.", true, "a43"],
["If everything is antimatter, how can you see yourself?", true, "a44"], ["The stock markets have crashed due to antimatter beings somehow knowing what they will be tomorrow.", true, "a45"], ["My dog ate too much antimatter, now he is doing 'meow!'", true, "a46"], ["If you put infinity into your calculator it will result in 42!", true, "a47"],
["You have found the rarest antimatter pepe, it's ultra rare!", true, "a48"], ["Can we get 1e169 likes on this video??? Smash that like button!!", true, "a49"],
["The smell of antimatter has been revealed. It smells like kittens", true, "a50"], ["Just another antimatter in the wall", true, "a51"], ["GET SNIPED, WEAKLING", true, "a52"], ["Thanks a lot -dankesehr", true, "a53"],
["This world situation is a SOS situation to the world!! MAYDAY, MAYDAY!!", true, "a54"], ["As for sure as the sun rises in the west, of all the singers and poets on earth, I am the bestest. - hevipelle", true, "a55"], ["I'm good at using github -hevipelle", true, "a56"],
["A new chat server has been created for Antimatter people to spy on Matter people, and the world has fallen into chaos and discord", true, "a57"], ["A new study has come out linking the consumption of potatoes with increased risk of Antimatter implosion.  Scientists suggest eating more.", true, "a58"], ["I thought that I fixed that bug but apparently some update broke it again -hevipelle", true, "a59"],
["Maybe I'm gay then -Bootato", true, "a60"], ["Breaking news! Hevipelle has just announced that the buy max button is in fact going to be removed!", true, "a61"], ["I dedicate this game to my girlfriend", true, "a62"],
["Antimatter guns don't kill antimatter people, antimatter people kill antimatter people but does that mean that antimatter toaster doesn't toast antimatter toasts, antimatter toast toasts antimatter toasts?", true, "a63"],
["But to an antimatter person, wouldn't they be matter and us antimatter?", true, "a64"], ["And nothing Antimatters", true, "a65"],
["School starting up strikes fear in students universe-wide, as schools are no longer segregated between Matter and antimatter. Annihilation is prominent.", true, "a66"],
["Why does no one talk about the 0th dimension?", true, "a67"], ["The fatter catter satter on the antimatter.", true, "a68"], ["Who let the DOgs out?", true, "a69"], ["If you can't read this you disabled the news.", true, "a70"],
["Doesn't leave, just mutes the server so he doesn't receive notifications", true, "a71"], ["Most quotes found online are falsely atributed -<NAME>", true, "a72"], ["It should work now, but it doesn't -hevipelle", true, "a73"],
["This game doesn't have any errors... they're alternative successes.", true, "a74"], ["A third type of matter has been discovered: null matter. It doesn't do anything and is basically useless. The scientists who discovered it were fired.", true, "a75"],
["Your Mother-in-Law keeps nagging you about all these antimatter colliders.", true, "a76"], ["If matter exists, then does antimatter not exist?", true, "a77"], ["Antimatter=Life. Not cobblestone, not dirt, nothing like that. Antimatter.", true, "a78"],
["Breaking News: Error Error Error", true, "a79"], ["How much antiwood could an antiwoodchuck chuck if an antiwoodchuck could chuck antiwood?", true, "a80"], ["Chaos isnt a pit, chaos is a matter", true, "a81"],
["That's because I'm a good game developer and pushed some code that totally works -hevipelle", true, "a82"], ["What's the matter with anti matter?", true, "a83"],
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