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title = "They're made out of meat"
Description = "A science fiction story by <NAME>"
date = "2015-09-10T06:18:49-06:00"
Categories = ["literature", "short-stories"]
Tags = ["life", "scifi"]

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I'm a big fan of science fiction writing, and when it adds humor it's (usually) even better! Here's a great one I found online, first a note from the author: _I’m honored that this often shows up on the internet. Here’s the [correct version](http://www.terrybisson.com/page6/page6.html), as published in Omni, 1990. Thanks for your interest in my work. If you enjoyed this little piece, please give a dollar to a homeless person._

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title = "They're made out of meat"
Description = "A science fiction story by <NAME>"
date = "2015-08-05T06:18:49-06:00"
Categories = ["literature", "short-stories"]
Tags = ["life", "scifi"]

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I'm a big fan of science fiction writing, and when it adds humor it's (usually) even better! Here's a great one I found online, first a note from the author: _I’m honored that this often shows up on the internet. Here’s the [correct version](http://www.terrybisson.com/page6/page6.html), as published in Omni, 1990. Thanks for your interest in my work. If you enjoyed this little piece, please give a dollar to a homeless person._

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