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        <h1>Mourinho Random Excuse Generator</h1>
        <button class="button rounded" onclick="newExcuse()">Generate Excuse!</button></p>
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        <h2><span id="subject"></span> <span id="action"></span> <span id="object"></span>.</h2>
        <a id="twitterShare" href="https://twitter.com/share" class="twitter-share-button" data-text="" data-via="DannyPage" data-size="large" data-dnt="true">Tweet this excuse!</a> <script>!function(d,s,id){var js,fjs=d.getElementsByTagName(s)[0],p=/^http:/.test(d.location)?'http':'https';if(!d.getElementById(id)){js=d.createElement(s);js.id=id;js.src=p+'://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js';fjs.parentNode.insertBefore(js,fjs);}}(document, 'script', 'twitter-wjs');</script>
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      var subjects = ["The referee", "The crowd", "<NAME>", "<NAME>", "The bus", "The pitch", "The Doctor", "The FA", "The Board", "The Media", "The ball boy", "The air conditioned analyst"];
      var actions = ["did not listen to", "ignored", "turned a blind eye to", "was disrespectful to", "was distracted by", "was intimidated by", "ruined", "unfairly frustrated", "cheated"];
      var objects = ["<NAME>", "my instructions", "my ego", "my genius", "my lack of options", "my small transfer budget", "the dressing room", "Cesc's legs", "<NAME>", "my specialness", "karma"];

      function newExcuse(){
        var subject = Math.floor(Math.random()*subjects.length)
        var action = Math.floor(Math.random()*actions.length);
        var object = Math.floor(Math.random()*objects.length);
        var image = Math.floor(Math.random()*10)
        document.getElementById('subject').innerHTML = subjects[subject];
        document.getElementById('action').innerHTML = actions[action];
        document.getElementById('object').innerHTML = objects[object];<commit_msg>Added The Post and Parked On to the excuse generator.<commit_after><!DOCTYPE html>
<html>
  <head>
    <meta charset="utf-8" />
    <title> Mourinho Random Excuse Generator </title>
    <link rel="stylesheet" type="text/css" href="/css/basscss.min.css">
    <script type="text/javascript" src="/js/jquery/jquery-2.1.4.min.js"></script>
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  <body>
    <div id="navHeader"></div>

    <section class="container px1 py1">
      <div>
        <h1>Mourinho Random Excuse Generator</h1>
        <button class="button rounded" onclick="newExcuse()">Generate Excuse!</button></p>
      </div>
      <div class="col col-6 sm-col-6 md-col-4 lg-col-3 px1">
        <a href="#">
          <img id='image' src="/assets/mou_images/1.jpg" />
        </a>
      </div>
      <div class="px1">
        <h2><span id="subject"></span> <span id="action"></span> <span id="object"></span>.</h2>
        <a id="twitterShare" href="https://twitter.com/share" class="twitter-share-button" data-text="" data-via="DannyPage" data-size="large" data-dnt="true">Tweet this excuse!</a> <script>!function(d,s,id){var js,fjs=d.getElementsByTagName(s)[0],p=/^http:/.test(d.location)?'http':'https';if(!d.getElementById(id)){js=d.createElement(s);js.id=id;js.src=p+'://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js';fjs.parentNode.insertBefore(js,fjs);}}(document, 'script', 'twitter-wjs');</script>
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    <script type="text/javascript">
      var subjects = ["The referee", "The crowd", "<NAME>", "<NAME>", "The bus", "The pitch", "The doctor", "The FA", "The Board", "The Media", "The ball boy", "The air-conditioned analyst", "The crossbar"];
      var actions = ["did not listen to", "parked on", "ignored", "turned a blind eye to", "was disrespectful to", "was distracted by", "was intimidated by", "ruined", "unfairly frustrated", "cheated"];
      var objects = ["<NAME>", "my instructions", "my ego", "my genius", "my lack of options", "my small transfer budget", "the dressing room", "Cesc's legs", "<NAME>", "the Special One", "karma"];

      function newExcuse(){
        var subject = Math.floor(Math.random()*subjects.length)
        var action = Math.floor(Math.random()*actions.length);
        var object = Math.floor(Math.random()*objects.length);
        var image = Math.floor(Math.random()*10)
        document.getElementById('subject').innerHTML = subjects[subject];
        document.getElementById('action').innerHTML = actions[action];
        document.getElementById('object').innerHTML = objects[object];
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