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too lax and people complain about shit content everywhere . | too lax and people complain about this content everywhere . |
can you guys see my icon ? ? ? i cant sss twitter is fucking up x | can you see my icon???i can’t sss twitter is messing up |
lmao ! you 're fucking box office ! | Funny! You're Box Office. |
it was like she was saying our audience does not want to hear that mccain , what the fuck . | It was like she was saying our audience does not want to hear that mccain. |
how fucking dumb do you have to be to do this right in front of a judge ? | Do you have to do this right in front of a judge? |
i fucking hope that is true ! | I seriously hope that is true. |
my son hard headed as shit | My son is very stubborn |
does the pope shit in the woods . | does the pope defecate in the woods. |
( gives a whole new meaning to save your crap doesnt it ! ) | ( gives a whole new meaning to save you doesnt it ! ) |
the people who cruelly criticize you are ignorant and emotional . | The people who criticize you are untaught and emotional. |
you 'd hit the fucking ceiling | You would be upset |
damn ! just had a nice home cooked meal < 60 wuh bout you lol | I really had a good meal homemade. |
these four lane county commissioners are rotten to the core . | these four lane county commissioners are dishonest |
nobody old dies healthy ( idiot ) | Nobody old dies healthy |
read your prior ignorant irrational posts . | Read your previous posts |
all it would do is pass me the fuck out , lmao . | All it would do is pass me out |
sounds like ukraine is p fucked then | Sounds like Ukraine is in trouble |
my molar is coming out and being a bitch about it | My molar is coming |
now that is a fucking next level novelty account . | now that is a next level novelty account |
the nsa doesn 't give a shit about you . | The nsa does'nt care about you. |
com also , i couldn 't give two shits about israel . | com also, I don't mind too much for Israel. |
men who buy children for sex , cause sex trafficking . | men who buy children for sex , cause sex trafficking . |
but u sittin there sayin who 's ass u gona beat | but u sittin there sayin whom u gona beat |
fucking entitled assholes , is why . | Reason is because they are entitled |
ha true have u seen the pointless shit i post on here | True, have you seen the pointless stuff I post on here |
dude are you fucking nuts ? | Dude are you out of mind ? |
think what you want but the fact is that hes a nut case . | think what you want but the fact is that he's not well informed |
syria & iran in the same week , putin 's bitch slapping barry all over the middle east . | Syria and amp Iran in the same week, Putin's slapping Barry all over the middle east |
does he ever listen to himself preaching like a fool . | Does he ever listen to himself? |
my relevant comment is that you 're dumb as fuck if you actually believe this shit . | my relevant comment is that you shouldnt believe it |
exactly , but whats wrong with yo ass | exactly, but whats wrong with you? |
it 's fucking korea , it 's one of the most advanced industrialized nations on earth . | It is Korea, it's one of the most advanced industrialized nations on earth. |
i just can 't explain this shit at all . | I just can't explain this thing at all. |
i 've been being lazy as fuck . | I've been very lazy. |
i 'm in deep shit bro | I'm in trouble bro |
stupid dems wanted a special prosecutor and now they will regret it . | They wanted a special prosecutor and now they will regret it. |
omfg i can 't find that shit no where ! ! | Omg i cant find it anywhere |
the poor people of hawaii elected these fools and then reelected them . | The people elected uncapable people and then reelect them. |
forst of all get off your fat ass and get a job ! | First of all get up and get a job. |
lmao man i bet he was , i use to feel bad about that shit too the next day | lmao man i bet he was , i use to feel bad about that too the next day |
its not hard to see how these whatever clowns really feel about the us . | its not hard to see how these whatever really feel about the us . |
do you realize how stupid your comments sound ? | Do you realize how negative your comments is? |
i think it 's more likely he doesn 't give a shit . | I think it's more likely he doesn't care. |
you see how you have been fucked in the ass again . | You see how you have been messed with again |
why don 't you look into the absolute shit that comes out of the kremlin . | Why don't you look into what happens in the Kremlin |
i rlly wanna say some shit but imma keep it to myself ! ! ! ! ! | I really wanna say some bad things but I don't |
did they just say the president of norway will look like a complete ass ? | did they just say the president of norway will look like bad person? |
the motherfuckers charge me 97 bucks for that shit ! i just might have to tho . | They charge me 97 bucks for that! I just might have to tho |
good riddance and take your butt with you . | Go away. |
the world shits a brick because israel targets civilians instead of hamas . | It is not good because israel targets civilians instead of hamas. |
drunk driving enforcement shouldn 't be an excuse to shit all over someones rights . | The enforcement of drunk driving laws should not be used as a justification to tramp on someone's rights. |
forget about that macho shit and learn how to play qatar | Forget about that Macho and just learn how to play Qatar. |
im talking alot of shit ! but best believe i mean it ! | im talking alot! but best believe i mean it ! |
can you give us some examples of fucked up texas laws ? | Can you give us some examples of strict Texas law? |
shit i don 't even know | I don't even know. |
kuss that nigga lyingg , i was high as hell bhut i ain 't do all 'lhat lol | Because that person is lying, I was high but I didn't do all that. |
up to this point i can 't be impressed with their complete lack of fucks up till now . | up to this point i can 't be impressed with their complete lack of things till now |
someone should give this idiot a slap on the head . | Someone should give him a lesson |
shit what you eat ? i 'm hungry as hell . | what you eat ? i 'm hungry as hell . |
wow , you weekend trolls are obsessed with the sodomy thing . | Wow, u weekend workers are obsessed with the sodomy thing |
a shit ton of therapy would do these girls a little better though | A ton of therapy would do these girls a little better though. |
it takes a seriously fucked up individual to do that shit . | It takes a seriously mad individual to do that. |
* * they hit the fucking pentagon | They hit the pentagon. |
omg girl , t mills is sooo fucking cute | omg girl , t mills is sooo cute |
grow a brain , each of you . | Think critically each one of you |
what did god do on sundays ? so fucking bored | what did god do on sundays ? so bored |
jesus , that is fucking horrible . | that is horrible |
of all the fucking politicians , they interrupt bernie sanders . | of all the politicians , they interrupt bernie sanders . |
why the fuck is this article protected ? | Why this article protected |
fuck yeah ! , i always think of this kids in the hall sketch youtube | Yeah!, I always think of this kids in the hall sketch youtube |
- laughs , holding my stomach - bitch , i eat everything | laughs , holding my stomach - i eat everything |
would you still see anything you did in support of the union you represent as a damn predictable racket ? | Would you still see anything you did in support of the union you represent as a predictable racket? |
i didnt vote for the liar | i didnt vote for the liar |
golf does not have to happen or be available in the fucking state of california . | golf does not have to happen or be available in the state of california |
i am startled by the assertion ththe american voters are just plain stupid . | i am startled by the assertion of the american voters are just unacceptable. |
you don 't fuck with a $20bn a year company and stay around long . | You don 't mess around with a $20bn a year company and stay around long . |
sounds like this guy is a real jerk . | sounds like this guy is a real bad man . |
who gives a rats ass how fish and game is done now and then ? | Who cares how fish and game is done now and then? |
i 'll not able to talk in front of them , i 'm fucking shy d | I'm shy. I'll not be able to talk in front of them. |
i travel alot and the america portrayed by the fearmongering idiots is not the america that is out there . | I travel alot the America portrayed by the fearful ones is not the America that is out there |
" how is he doing the oregon trail on a broken fucking leg | How is he doing the Oregon trail on a broken leg |
i can 't see anything out of this damn hood though | I can't see anything out of this hood though |
i don 't know how this wedding shit works . | i don't know how this wedding works. |
around 23billion in unfunded pers should have these fools losing sleep rather than pretending pers will go away . | Around 23 billion in unfunded pers should have these persons loosing sleep rather than pretending pers will go away |
and my grandma gave me a shot and a big ass pill for the pain | my grandma gave me a pill for the pain along with a shot |
how the fuck can a school president be paid over 40 k a year ? | How can a school president be paid over 40k a year? |
they should put that condescending bitch right in the middle of syria and let her continue her interview . | They should put her right in the middle of Syria and let her continue her interview. |
fuck off and check my comment history . | Just go check my comment history. |
the hover board stunt was stupid and dangerous , but not the real problem . | it's not the real problem that the hover board stunt was dangerous |
more proof that liberalism might be a mental disorder . | The evidence is that liberalism is a psychological defect |
fuck you stealing my jokes n shit | Stop stealing my jokes. |
this shit would happen regardless . | This would happen no matter what |
what the fuck is wrong with the uk recently ? | what is wrong with the UK recently? |
holy shit when will this story die ? | When will the story end? |
but i made you ' laugh your ass off ' | I made you laugh a lot |
dude my mom was lecturing me on college and shit tonight . | My mom was lecturing me about college tonight. |
well , for once they don 't fucking now anything about outside the u | Well, for once they don't know anything about you |
we both know i 'll say fuckin anything | we both know i 'll say anything. |
wow , i pay to read this junk . | Its amazing that I pay for this useless material. |
its just the damn internet . | Its just the bad internet. |
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