'use strict';

(function() {
	var WHEREABOUTS = [
		'working on his personal brand',
		'working on his personal gastric band',
		'at home writing medium posts',
		'fuck knows!',
		'project managing',
		'having a cigarette',
		'having a coffee and quinoa in a startup restaurant',
                'watching an art house film in a rooftop cinema',
                'in Dalston seeing a band he read about in Pitchfork Media',
                'writing Ruby',
                'in Brooklyn eating a ramen burger',
                'at a pop-up restaurant in a bathroom in Walthamstow',
                'at Lidl buying ironically unethical Brussels sprouts',
                'in Peckham, like everybody else',
                'wearing a suit and tie in the office'
	];

	function getRandomInt(min, max) {
        return Math.floor(Math.random() * (max - min)) + min;
    }

    function getRandomLocation() {
        return WHEREABOUTS[getRandomInt(0, WHEREABOUTS.length)];
    }

	document.querySelector('.js-whereabouts').innerHTML = getRandomLocation();
})();

'use strict';

(function() {
	var WHEREABOUTS = [
		'working on his personal brand',
		'working on his personal gastric band',
		'at home writing medium posts',
		'fuck knows!',
		'project managing',
		'having a cigarette',
		'having a coffee and quinoa in a startup restaurant',
                'watching an art house film in a rooftop cinema',
                'in Dalston seeing a band he read about in Pitchfork Media',
                'writing Ruby',
                'in Brooklyn eating a ramen burger',
                'at a pop-up restaurant in a bathroom in Walthamstow',
                'at Lidl buying ironically unethical Brussels sprouts',
                'in Peckham, like everybody else',
                'wearing a suit and tie in the office',
                'campaigning for the Labour party in an Armani suit',
                'preening his beard',
                'applying for Alan\'s job'
	];

	function getRandomInt(min, max) {
        return Math.floor(Math.random() * (max - min)) + min;
    }

    function getRandomLocation() {
        return WHEREABOUTS[getRandomInt(0, WHEREABOUTS.length)];
    }

	document.querySelector('.js-whereabouts').innerHTML = getRandomLocation();
})();

Add some places