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My door looks naked It makes my room feel bigger though.
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@Sianz lemons? I'd favour hand grenades, with the pins removed for the cockney shite she produces!
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Mmmmmm.... Coffee...
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is thinking about "magnetism and spiritual equilibrium." My do you alcoholics have a way with words!
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no food since woke up.
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Yeahhhhhhhhhhhhh friday..and I work tomorrow
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@OfficialSTaylo no it doesn't...sheesh
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@chezpim they are terrible little beast but if the garden is small you can simply collect them, or you can buy poisonous food pellets
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@urbanlifepoetry haha. thanks for listening to me rant on and on about nothing! have a good NIGHT?
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@justeezy woh won at least you aren't in the NYC situation
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@7thscreen Damn! First Yes, than Frank Zappa...
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@smiley92 thanks we did reviews today and i feel like idk anything. anyways. how r u?
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@moriagerard I haven't had one for a long time. Too expensive
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@LifesavvyChic I appreciate your kind words. I am glad that the words resonate with you
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I miss you
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@Fletcherrrr awk thats shit why isn't she coming?
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Off to play Tennis at Bel Air, courts are wet but, we will play anyway.
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@mrseb Mimiron hardmode!
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Yep, lost my bet to chris
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Goodmorning twitter bugs.. happy monday to you all! Today marks my first official day at my first fulltime job.. time to get ready!
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Ive totally not got that job i can just tell.
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@kayenchante thanks got a hold of someone there who knew their stuff..at last!
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I think the rain killed my phone
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trying to spending time away from the reality....broke my heart again
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@OGBERRY cold and rainy
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Guess I'll be running in a little bit. Accidentally fell asleep
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@fiercemichi i havent got poked much
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is very shocked and feeling sick... but happy all the same
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@CEO_INTHEMAKING :aw
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Murray just got broken
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got so totally lost that I had to pay for a taxi to get me back to where I was supposed to be. Yeah, something like that, lol.
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@who_the_heck Haha LOL @ the english work they doo in college
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@imkeshav I love flock on ubuntu
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okay, got the card, but my phone is fucked up at the moment. please use email to reach me, sorry
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off to collect a tv I acquired from freecycle
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My last day with my favorite teacher.....im quite sad
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sleepy time! and, my room is finally clean.
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@serenajwilliams Hi Serena just want to say good luck in Madrid and Paris this month
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looking for people
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Only 1 tweet in the last 24 hours? Nobody likes my tweetboard
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Woo hoo. Sun outside might be able to get some sunset shots tonight... fingers crossed!!!!
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@PrincessSuperC i misss youhhhhhhh ci! Tell dem japenese ppl to give yu a computer or sumthinnn. Ya twit fam misssesss supa c!
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I have an awesome picture of happy pint, but it's not sending
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@kofoswagnificnt no b only u! Slept off missed my ride and so chillin in d telly on a friday night.
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The lab informs me the logic board is dead as well. It is farking expensive to replace. I don't know what to do. #MyPowerBookG4RIP
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Back to work. Extremely slow now that start up's over.
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so tired!
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Ok this is a lot more boring then I thought and matt has me on lockdown bc of moolah...
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Fuck.. my legs are sun burned...
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@RASHIDIAN Come hang out wif meeee
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I hate it when I am in pain
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The Goonies. Projected. On a garage door. With my friends. Amazing.
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@Beadz2Pleaz I think that's what's wrong with me. Stuffed up and when I breathe in it feels like a sore throat
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sucks not being able to take days off of work or have the money to take the trip so sad
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at famous dave's with my mom. so hungry.
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think i may have broke a toe at the bar tonight......thanks drunk girl for steppin all over me!!!!!
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never thought my daughter would want to borrow my clothes... even less that she would suggest that i borrow hers... luckily it didnt fit
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@whitney_g my day just hasnt been the same without ur running conversation all day
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o wow tia! the clip was only 14 seconds
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@ReRobb maybe tonights the night to pick it up again?
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is at home with a pukey boy! Poor little baby
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@DD714 Ahh man, and im off NEXT weekend
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Boingo connected without fuss this time, but it's slower'n snail piss... (MDW, Food Count between Concourses A and B)
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My chick wont shut up Will only stop chirping if i sit with the bloody thing.
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@Zobi09 The cast of True Blood was there
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on my way to work! I am gonna miss general hospital
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@prgirl I still think everyone using twitter now is an early adopter, but yes, the underscore doesn't look so cool
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Exploring Twitter's world! me 2
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angry, sad, happy, excited, i hate how my moods change right now i am immensely sad =\
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& more #<3criminy cuteness! http://tinyurl.com/cd8yab #sinfest
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@gfalcone601 def cheese and onion however after being back in the states for 4 months, finding a bag of salt&vinegar...they tasted GREAT!
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@selenagomez aww, we will miss you. At least you get to go home right?
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@Audioprincess Nice. I just have water haha. Lucky you! I still have most of my exams to go Yeah I'm okay just worried about exams :/
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mozart's requiem!
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@cerealck1 i want one so bad get one for me ?? (:
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@lilymcnee Your welcome
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@Claire_Cordon LOL, you're welcome
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@CSI_ PrintChick thx for sharen LUV IT
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@heykt haha who thought that?
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@lexikitty hahaha yes yes, of course i look after them when you and jack need alone time ;D
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@EllaPaigeBabe It would be amazing if we could meet us in Germany! I have been to Germany twice.
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Everyone's talking about the goodies at #BEA09. I wanna be there.
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@The_Tech_Update Do you know your Nutty Newsire twitterfeed ones are coming through w/o links? I can't be lazy without the links...LOL
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@Kngston someone i work with today told me that if i took a "real age" test, it would tell me i'm 45
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When r these DAMN exams ever gone b over and done with? i wanna b out in the sun
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@rhixz16 nothing much, juss really bored! hbu?
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@tourscotland Enjoy - we know you will
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Aww I have a tummy ache
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@OxygenOverdose awesome! have to take a look at them when i'm home.
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A very exciting week
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disappointed she didn't win teh glassez.
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OH. I am just so tired.
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RAM upgrade=done! FF still slow so disabling all add-ons Not sure which ones will make the cut to be honest. It's like Sophie's Choice!
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@Bill_Pritchard how come i dont see more of u? how come i dont see u at all is a better question lol. that needs to change mister! im sad
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@nurseju I treat my hair so badly. It's revenge for it turning grey prematurely
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Now have an unpleasant talk w/n-laws 2 look 4ward 2....
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i've not had a reply on my topic yet lolz welll its not somethin you could reply too but yanno ;)
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@MandyyJirouxx: I live in germany, it costs a lot too! I wish you could follow me anyway..
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Wow, such a crazy night of ever changing emotions! I liked it tho
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@sruthykumar hahaha totally yaayy i don't feel so alone on twitter
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