Doomsday Countdown
April 13, 2015 by Especial Correspondents
LiveLeak's Jeffrey Barber has some serious warnings for you guys so listen up, K?
The pulsating you can see on this desk are YOYO NIOPION. These are extraterrestrial termites. They voraciously consumer not only wood, but everything. I mean EVERYTHING! but stone. They eat glass, steel, aluminum, plastic, wood, but most of all, they like, lithium. They thrive on lithium.
The two places that lithium is big in our reality are batteries, and in our brains. The YOYO NIOPION eat both of these things.
Scary, right? You don't know the half of it!
Mas…Mexclusive: Beware the New World Order Deadly Space Termites
App For That: If you're happy and you know it, wag your tail (video)
March 13, 2015 March 13, 2015 by CHALE KNICKERBOCKER
Japanese company Neurowear wants to make it easy to share your joy with SHIPPO, the world's first feelings-controlled tail. It's like a big-ass Mood Ring for your butt.
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Mas…App For That: If you're happy and you know it, wag your tail (video)
Thousands flee as Chile's Villarrica volcano erupts violently (video)
Lava, ash and molten rock spewed thousands of feet into the air in a series of massive explosions at the Villarrica volcano in southern Chile Tuesday.
No, ancient Peruvians didn't have alien DNA because science
July 15, 2014 July 15, 2014 by COMIC SAENZ
Pochos, we have the sad.
When we reported in February that the famous ancient elongated skulls of Paracas, Peru contained alien DNA, we thought it was all scientific and stuff.
Here's what we wrote.
Mas…No, ancient Peruvians didn't have alien DNA because science
Chile officials: UFO/OVNI pics show real UFO/OVNI (photos)
Officials at the Chilean government agency in charge of investigating anomalous aerial phenomena have confirmed that photos taken last year at a copper mine in the remote north Andes are definitely photos of an anomalous aerial phenomenon, or Objecto Volante Non Identificado.
The photos show a disc-shaped unidentified flying object with an internal glow, according to the experts, who concluded that the photos were genuine.
Mas…Chile officials: UFO/OVNI pics show real UFO/OVNI (photos)
Mexican Ouija board attack sends three to hospital (video)
June 26, 2014 June 26, 2014 by CHALE KNICKERBOCKER
Britain's Daily Mail has the breathless bulletpoints:
Three American friends hospitalised after becoming 'possessed' following Ouija board game in Mexican village
Alexandra Huerta, 22, reportedly playing with Ouija board in Mexican village
Joined by her brother Sergio, 23, and 18-year-old cousin Fernando Cuevas
But minutes into game, trio apparently started acting in a 'trance-like state'
Mas…Mexican Ouija board attack sends three to hospital (video)
What is it? Multicolored UFO/OVNI buzzes beach in Chile (video)
June 16, 2014 by Especial Correspondents
A colorful OVNI/UFO buzzed the beachfront promenade in the northern Chilean city of La Serena and was recorded by a group of young people late last month.
OpenMindsTV reports:
The video was recorded at the La Serena beachfront promenade La Avenida del Mar, a location popular with tourists. As Chilean news site El Observatodo describes, the UFO video shows a small yellow light moving in the sky at different speeds and quickly changing altitude. And, according to UFO Digest, one of the witnesses can be heard in the video stating that the UFO lands in an empty lot on the beach before ascending again.
Mas…What is it? Multicolored UFO/OVNI buzzes beach in Chile (video)
Don't worry, Mexico, El Brujo Mayor fixed the World Cup (video)
June 24, 2014 June 12, 2014 by COMIC SAENZ
Antonio Vazquez Alba, popularly known as the the Grand Warlock of Mexico, is working his magic on the World Cup, cursing opposing teams and clearing the way for a victory by Mexico. El Brujo Mayor's track record in influencing and predicting world events is unsurpassed; he famously predicted President Obama would not be reelected to a second term.
Exposed! Mexican Bigfoot is a hairy human who hops trains (video)
May 23, 2014 by CHALE KNICKERBOCKER
Holy Spaghetti Monster! The cryptozoological mystery of the elusive Mexican Bigfoot has been solved at last, courtesy Mark Anders.
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Mas…Exposed! Mexican Bigfoot is a hairy human who hops trains (video)
Did movie monster-maker H.R. Giger make El Chupacabra?
May 16, 2014 May 16, 2014 by Especial Correspondents
The death this week of artist H.R. Giger — best known for the fantastic creatures he created for films like Alien and Species — has unleashed some fascinating speculation about his role in shaping other people's realities.
Did his creations inspire the descriptions of face-to-face enounters with El Chupacabra?
Prior to 1995, chupacbras were typically described as dog-like creatures, according to one expert. The CryptoZoooNews reports:
Mas…Did movie monster-maker H.R. Giger make El Chupacabra?
'OVNI gigante' buzzes Medellin, Colombia (video)
April 8, 2014 by COMIC SAENZ
A star-shaped OVNI/UFO outlined with glowing lights was captured on video as it flew over Medellin, Colombia in February.
"They've come to get us," say the witness as they laugh.
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Mas…'OVNI gigante' buzzes Medellin, Colombia (video)
Michoacán tornado home video: '¡No manches!' (NSFW)
March 31, 2014 by Especial Correspondents
A tornado hit the town of Tangancicuaro in the Mexican state of Michoacán on March 22, damaging over 250 homes. This unedited, single-take home video features great play-by-play voiceover while the camera documents flying chonies and other debris. And enjoy the narrator's colorful vulgar interjections! [NSFW Spanish audio.]
BSAA airliner over Andes transmits 'S T E N D E C' in Morse, vanishes
March 20, 2014 by COMIC SAENZ
They called her Star Dust.
The British South American Airways (BSAA) Avro Lancastrian airliner (registration G-AGWH) took off from Buenos Aires, Argentina enroute to Santiago, Chile on August 2, 1947.
Star Dust's final Morse code transmission to Santiago airport, S T E N D E C, was received by the control tower four minutes prior to its planned landing and repeated twice:
… – . -. -.. . -.-.
The Morse transmission sounded just like this:
https://www.pocho.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/STENDEC.mp3
Star Dust — like Malaysian Airlines Flight MH370 and Argentina's Cadet Flight — was never heard from again.
And what does S T E N D E C mean? No one knew then, no one knows now.
Mas…BSAA airliner over Andes transmits 'S T E N D E C' in Morse, vanishes
Deja vu all over again: Where in the world is Argentina's TC-48?
The Argentinean Air Force Douglas DC4, TC-48, took off from Howard AFB in Panama on Nov. 3, 1965 with 68 on board — nine crewmembers and 59 cadets from the 31st class of the Military Aviation School. It was supposed to be their last training flight before graduation.
The so-called "cadet flight" was never seen again.
Will a new search expedition have better luck?
Inexplicata explains:
Mas…Deja vu all over again: Where in the world is Argentina's TC-48?
Scientists say wild axolotls may be doomed to extinction (video)
March 18, 2014 March 14, 2014 by COMIC SAENZ
Unless the pollution in the lakes and swamps of Mexico City isn't drastically reversed, scientists say, there will be no more of the cute little axolotl salamanders living in the wild.
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Mas…Scientists say wild axolotls may be doomed to extinction (video)
'Game of Thrones' inspires exotic pet cross breed chupacabras
Claude Griffen, from Gotcha Pest Control in Houston, knows 'em when he see 'em.
The mysterious chupacabra sightings plaguing this Texas city, he says, are encounters with weird cross breed pets inspired by television.
Reliable source Disinfo.com reports:
"It was very vicious, very long, longer than a human," said Claude Griffen from Gotcha Pest control, who was brought into check out the photos. "It was a pretty big animal, very well fed."
Houston animal control officials said they have heard of people trying to breed dogs that look like so-called direwolves from the TV show Game of Thrones.
Mas…'Game of Thrones' inspires exotic pet cross breed chupacabras
UFO/OVNI hovers over park in the Yucatan — what is it? (video)
February 20, 2014 by CHALE KNICKERBOCKER
The video shows the bright object hovering over Los Almedros II Park in Ciudad Caucel, in the Yucutan.
Inexplicata reports:
A putative UFO was recorded on video on 11 February 2014. The videographer adds that it was recorded at 22:00 hours on that day, adding: "I'm not saying it's a spaceship, but it is an unidentified flying object."
Mas…UFO/OVNI hovers over park in the Yucatan — what is it? (video)
Mexican biologists wonder: Where have all the axolotls gone?
January 31, 2014 by COMIC SAENZ
You know those uber-cute salamander-like axolotls who are native to the lake system in and around Mexico City? They're gone.
The Guardian reports:
Growing up to a foot long (30 cm) and known as the "water monster" or the "Mexican walking fish", its only natural habitat is the Xochimilco network of lakes and canals, which are suffering from pollution and urban sprawl.
Biologist Armando Tovar Garza, of Mexico's National Autonomous University, described an attempt last year by researchers to try to net axolotls in the shallow, muddy waters of Xochimilco as "four months of sampling zero axolotls".
Mas…Mexican biologists wonder: Where have all the axolotls gone?
La Cucaracha: Non-lyin' Mayan 2014 prophecy: George Zimmerman
WTF? Brazil gets two 'crop circles' in one day (video)
What the heck is going on in Brazil? Two crop circles in one day?
Open Minds TV reports:
Two crop circles have appeared near the town of Ipuaçu in the state of Santa Catarina, Brazil. Local UFO researchers are convinced they are not man-made and have put up a $20,000 reward for anyone who can prove they faked them.
Mas…WTF? Brazil gets two 'crop circles' in one day (video)
¡Mira! Kids in Sinaloa photograph leprechauns (video)
November 18, 2013 by Especial Correspondents
The leprechauns are small, of course, and they live in trees in the Estado Libre y Soberano de Sinaloa. Some kids captured them with their phone cams, and we've got the Azteca Noticias news video.
New! From Univision: 'Los Walking Dead' (telenovela video)
November 15, 2013 by COMIC SAENZ
When Hell is full, the dead will walk the earth — ¡Los Walking Dead! — on Univsion!
Was El Chupacabra spotted in Picayune, Mississippi? (video)
November 6, 2013 by CHALE KNICKERBOCKER
Mississippi? The chupacabras are strong in this one. W-LOX-TV reports.
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Texas ants work together to take tortilla chip back to the casa (video)
October 9, 2013 by COMIC SAENZ
Somewhere in Texas, it takes a village for a tortilla chip fiesta!
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Mas…Texas ants work together to take tortilla chip back to the casa (video)