graffiti removal guy came back to discover image of himself on the same sport
, lol
, blonde, bar, news, suicide, bet
Two blondes were in a bar watching the television when the news came on. It showed a guy on a bridge that was about to jump, obviously suicidal. "I'll bet you $10 he'll jump," said Betty.
"Bet you $10 he won't," replied Amber. Then, the guy on the television closed his eyes and threw himself off the bridge. The second blonde hands the first her money.
"I can't take your money," said Betty. "I cheated you. The same story was on the five o'clock news."
"No, no. Take it," said Amber. "I saw the five o'clock news too. I just didn't think the guy was dumb enough to jump again!"
guy has a tapeworm in his intestine and tries many doctors but everybody fails to remove it
, joke, lol
Guy has a tapeworm in his intestine and tries many doctors but everybody fails to remove it. Finally he tries an alternative doctor whom everybody recommended heavily and visits him.
The doctor says: Come back tomorrow with two bananas and a Snickers bar. The patient is confused but does as he's told.
The next day he shows up with two bananas and a Snickers bar. The doctor proceeds to insert both bananas and the Snickers bar up the man's ass.
The doctor then says to him: Come back tomorrow with two bananas and a Snickers bar. The man is very confused but does as he's told.
The patient and the doctor repeat this process for 5 days. On the sixth day, the doctor tells the patient: Tomorrow bring two bananas but instead of a Snickers bar, bring a mallet. The patient is again confused but does as he's told.
The next day the doctor inserts both bananas up the guy's butt and quickly grabs the mallet and waits.
All of the sudden, the tapeworm pops out saying : Hey! Where's my Snickers bar?
WHAM!!!!
i go to the same gas station everyday after work for beer and burritos
, when i asked for my burrito the guy said, i knew you'd be here so i made a fresh batch, and that's the most thoughtful shit anyone's done for me in a while
you're not the guy to make the sacrifice play
, everything special about you came out of a bottle, when both tony and steve were wrong about each other