Tag Archives: can't tell the truth
Thou Shall Not Lie
August 17, 2015 Ghost Dog	17 Comments
I didn't eat the cookie I promise. (I took the cookie.)
This site has pointed out some of the classic lies told by a man we feel has abandoned the truth for big houses, big vacations and big cars. However, to prove our point, some times we have to grab a video of him saying one thing and then juxtapose it with a video of him saying the opposite. Other times we just point out his promises of things that never happened.
A favorite of ours is when he contradicts himself within the same sentence. i.e. "We do offer equity, right now it's a sole proprietership so I can't give people shares, uh ah but at some point soon we are gonna convert it so that…." Idiot, you do not offer equity. This is not complicated Boolean logic.
When watching the video below, try and get inside his head to see why/how this stuff comes out of his mouth. His instinct is to tell people what he wants them to hear and the truth is like an impediment in his way.
"Who do we have? A great Triangulation tomorrow, we have a substitute but it's exciting."
[So you don't know who is on, but it is exciting?]
[Looooong pause as they look it up]
"Ah that's what it was, the guy who created Apple."
[No Leo, he passed on]
"Newton. The Newton."
[No Leo, not him either]
"He was the "Newton marketing guy."
[That's it]
"And Lively's good."
[OK Leo likes Lively, but he follows it with]
"What is Lively? That's familiar."
[and then a lie]
"I like Lively."
[and truth]
"What is lively?"
"So he is rich. He…"
Fair Use Doctrine: (Such as TWiT.TV rebroadcast of Apple Events) In its most general sense, a fair use is any copying of copyrighted material done for a limited and "transformative" purpose, such as to comment upon, criticize, or parody a copyrighted work. Such uses can be done without permission from the copyright owner. In other words, fair use is a defense against a claim of copyright infringement. If your use qualifies as a fair use, then it would not be considered an illegal infringement…
Editors Note: We saw everything with JCD and will work that story but if you think you caught something feel free to let us know.
can't tell the truthtrust but verify
May 31, 2015 Richard Yes	80 Comments
Leo Laporte has millions of fans worldwide. He is the host of a nationally syndicated radio show. He was once known as the President of the Internet. A few people don't like him and put together a wordpress blog about him, some made Twitter accounts and some made funny videos and others did both.
https://cdn.totaldrama.net/videos/captainjuno/%23TotalDramaDay-O9QIXMFmqEY.mp4
Laporte identified one member of this group, Bruce, who is responsible for about 5% of the content. Laporte then used his pulpit to ridicule this man, make up stories about him and blame him for the actions of countless others in an attempt to divert attention from, well you know what. Laporte got only one fact right, Bruce does cross fit and like all Vegans, Crossfit enthusiasts and people without TVs, he can't shut up about it. But everything else Leo says is untrue.
Bruce says "Helloworld"
Bruce grew up in a small Canadian fishing town to a family without a penny to their name. He was often forced to work after school as his friends played ice hockey. He was chastised for being smart and having an interest in computers. But he never fought back and always turned the other cheek.
That was until Saddam Hussein invaded Kuwait. Bruce enlisted in the American army and fought bravely in the Persian Gulf War, where he was awarded a Congressional Medal of Honor and two Purple Hearts. The medal was earned for single handedly rescuing his entire four hundred man brigade who were captured by a savage band of Iraqi Republican Guard with ties to the Taliban, ISiS and weapons of mass destruction. Unfortunately he took machine gun fire to his spinal cord and was told he would never walk again.
That was until he met a little red headed girl diagnosed with a terminal disease. Bruce couldn't bear to see her give up. She promised that if he were to walk again, she'd fight the illness. Needless to say; Bruce began to walk again without a pesky spinal cord and that little girl beat her disease and became President of Canada. (Prime Minister, Czar, Supreme Leader or whatever it's called there) Bruce was overjoyed.
That was until, while on a field trip, Bruce was bitten by a radioactive spider. This bite gave him super powers so he went on to fight crime by night and do tech support by day.
All Bruce according to Laporte
Ok maybe that is not 100% true but it's closer to reality than the tall tale Leo has spun which Padre regurgitates. More-so, at least one member of Leo's staff and one of the illustrious chat-mods was in Drama with myself, Bruce and many others when HelloWorld came on the scene. (Helloworld is the name of the guy who produces the content driving the #soupguzzler batty) Those people have told Leo that he is way off base and they are not the same person. #Soup actually came up with a Hulk/Dr Banner parallel to explain the glaring differences between Bruce and Helloworld rather than accept reality and the physical laws of space and time.
Nevertheless he continues to publicly malign an individual with full knowledge that, not only is he making a poor guess, but he is blatantly wrong. Leo doesn't care, what's important to him is that he gets people to stop talking about his incident and if he disparages an innocent someone publicly, well F it.
[Redacted]
5/27/2015 CEO/Wife Lisa Laporte "But it seriously crosses a line when it becomes targeted harassment, cyberstalking, and there are threats of violence–especially when your children are in the crosshairs."
Seriously, threatening children? Seriously? And this "threat" that no one saw just happened to occur on the same day Leo accidentally released a picture of his penis on the live stream. Are there really people over the age seven who believe this fabrication?
A quote from one of Leo's mentally stable fan base:
<cr1> Leo, you are experiencing what China is doing to the rest of the internet on a smaller scale
Post Script: Something is up with the mods, I think they may be getting tired of defending Leo. One thing is certain, whatever he says publicly is going on is not what is actually going on. Paying mods is odd.
can't tell the truthjust the truth
The gloves come off
May 6, 2015 Richard Yes	20 Comments
Leo went too far.
Fact: If you are in the public eye you have to deal with critics.
True: Haters can go too far and warrant a reaction……
In communist Russia we kill anyone who speaks against regime.
However, I have not seen Skieast cross any lines. I have seen him point out that the host of a show can't host. He may have even committed the crime of saying a show sucks. Does this give Leo permission to dox him and threaten that he is coming "up North" to see him? And must his rabid dog rush to his aid?
Should I be afraid to say that the guy playing Kingpin on Daredevil is doing a terrible job because the actor may come after me? They are breaking social etiquette and protocol. This is not the first time. Someone contacted my office via fax and set me on my #drama path. I was also the recipient of &Dan giving out my name in his chat to remind me who-is -boss. Did Leo intimidate Skieast? No, all he probably did was encourage him and others to do more.
P C is for cookie and if Leo goes after a critic so does effen
No one sees themselves as the bad guy, not Attila the Hun, Mussolini, Saddam Hussein or Osama Bin Laden. We all must occasionally look at ourselves. Has Drama gone too far? Yes, and I have to look at myself for that. Do you think the Petalumaites ever introspect? Have you ever heard an apology uttered from Keller street?
So don't lump Skieast in with anyone else, we are all responsible for our own actions. I ask again, what did Skieast do? What if Skieast was a 14 year old kid and actually felt threatened? Doesn't TWiT champion shutting down Twitter because* someone tweeted a gamer girl that they want to kill her?
Critics are important. If TWiT does not have a woman on after rotating through 15 guests or if TWiT has 70 hosts/independent contractors and not one is black maybe they should be called out. If they destroy peoples hard work (Framerate, NSFW) maybe fans have a right to know. The reason they get mad is because the illusion they built is coming down. That is it.
An AMA is supposed to be a love fest, no critics (trolls) allowed.
Does anyone want to play a game with no rules? It would get out of hand.
*I do not actually follow the gamergirl story so my details are probably wrong.
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Mike Elgan doesn't know what cord-cutting is
February 9, 2015 HelloWorld	6 Comments
Mike Elgan, Internet fib-teller extraordinaire (remember Dubstep?), can't seem to wrap his mind around answering a simple question from Megan Morrone without being tied in knots with his falsehoods. Watch for yourself and see if you don't think that Elgum either is blatantly making shit up, or doesn't have a clue as to what "cord-cutting" really is. Shameful. Fire this douche now!
can't tell the truthor stupid?