"I am Cornholio, I need TP for my bunghole"
"We just put Sir Isaac Newton in the driver's seat".
Cardinal: Fill them pews, people, that's the key. Grab the little ones as well. Hook 'em while they're young.
Reply: Kind of like the tobacco industry?
Cardinal: Christ, if only we had their numbers.
HistoryHound, Aug 6, 2011
"Oh my God... I'm back. I'm home. All the time it was... we finally really did it. YOU MANIACS! YOU BLEW IT UP! OH, DAMN YOU! GODDAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!"
EJS12213, Aug 6, 2011
7MPOC MassCops Member
EJS12213 said: ↑
Planet of the Apes - 1968
Crusifixion? Good... Out of the door, line on the left, one cross each
7MPOC, Aug 6, 2011
Life of Brian
Everything is backwards now, like out there is the true world, and in here is the dream.
You had me at blood and semen.
LGriffin, Aug 7, 2011
Do not wear fishnets on New Year's Eve. It's too cold. When the wind blows, you gotta go with the hose.
Zach and Miri make a porno
"Problem is your place is 5 miles off his regular route. By the time he gets all the way out to here he's pretty well liquored up and pissed off."
RodneyFarva, Aug 7, 2011
You mean you didnt order the metallic pea family truckster? It beats the hell out of the sports wagon in my opinion but I want to make you happy.
Family Vacations....best move ever!
"Disturbing the peace? I got thrown out of a window! What's the fuckin' charge for getting pushed out of a moving car, huh? Jaywalking?"
Beverly Hills Cop! (great movie)
You have city hands, Mr. Hooper. You been countin' money all your life.
Kentucky Fried Movie
"The popcorn you are eating has been pissed in. Film at eleven."
And why does he hang out with those retarded gorillas, as you called them? Because any one of them, if he asked them to, would take a fucking bat to your head, okay? It's called loyalty.
Good Will Hunting.
"You see, this profession is filled to the brim with unrealistic motherfuckers. Motherfuckers who thought their ass would age like wine. If you mean it turns to vinegar, it does. If you mean it gets better with age, it don't".
"Pulp Fiction"
"Stand by for justice!"
You know, you folks should do like I do, LOOK UP THE QUOTE! Some may call it cheating, but I call it RESEARCH! That quote I posted was from "American Graffiti" and was said by Curt (Richard Dreyfus) as he sped by the police car (Holstein) after chaining the rear axle to the light pole.
This one is from a cop movie I just now saw for the first time. I think I saw parts of it before, but this was the first time I saw it in it's totality.
"It's not what you expect. It's never going to be. It couldn't be." In this statement one of the three main characters is speaking of 'the job' (and no, not the BRILLIANT Dennis Leary series of the same name). A lot of clues here....
I'm going out on a limb here and say Rescue Me from 1992........
"For those regarded as warriors, when engaged in combat the vanquishing of thine enemy can be the warrior's only concern. Suppress all human emotion and compassion. Kill whoever stands in thy way, even if that be Lord God, or Buddha himself. This truth lies at the heart of the art of combat. "
There are three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards witha guy who has the same first name as a city; and never get involved with a woman with a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, and everything else is cream cheese.
OH, SO CLOSE! It was from "Brooklyn's Finest" 2010. A burnt out, about to retire Richard Gere talking to an idealistic rookie. I love this quote and it applies to so many on this board in so many ways.
Lieutenant Monaghan: Can't you say "Yes, sir" without makin' it sound like an insult?
Detective James McLeod: Yes, sir.
Lieutenant Monaghan: You're gettin' too superior, McLeod, a one-man army against crime. What's eatin' you?
Detective James McLeod: I hate criminals. I don't believe in coddling them.
Because this is an OLDIE, I'm even leaving in the names.
Oh, "TEEN WOLF" btw.
My last one has a lot of people stumped, don't it? Like I said, OLDIE, as in, I believe 1950. McLeod was played by an actor whose initials are KD.
"Gator's bitches better be using Jimmies!"
screamineagle Masscops Therapist
"Gator's bitches better be using Jimmies!"[/QUOTE]
The Other guys.
"You sound like a dog with peanut butter on the roof of his mouth"
screamineagle, Aug 21, 2011
talladega nights Ricky Bobby
"I need your clothes, boots and your motorcycle"
Those goons are orphan remnants of the post-Perestroika Soviet Secret Police apparatus which, until 1991, carried out its own twisted interpretation of the well intentioned original Marxist-Leninist doctrine using the State Security, which was massively corrupted by Beria at the end of the '30s. Of course once a mass populace is coerced into such behavior as a permanent condition of their mind, a radical doctrinal, dialectic shift such as Glasnost, produces guys like these: stunned headless automatons whose only purpose in their lives is the continuation of brutish measures to which their genetic code has been programmed since the fall of the Romanovs.
Blues Brothers 2000.
"Yeah I called her up. She gave me a bunch of crap about me not listening to her, or something. I don't know, I wasn't really paying attention".
Delta784, Aug 22, 2011
Bourne Ultimatum
"You have the voice of an angel. Your voice is like a combination of Fergie and Jesus."
"I'm not great at farewells so uh..that'll do pig."
"That's the worst goodbye I've ever heard. And you stole it from a movie"
"I want.....my phone call. I want it. I want it! I want my phone call."