The Man Who Couldn't Stop KEEPS NOT STOPPING with a new EP!
The Copraphagia/Consummatia EP has the FINAL six tracks for Caustic's "two-albums-within-an-album" of The Man Who Couldn't Stop!
Matt Fanale
Thanks in the liner notes, and I carve your name metaphorically across my chest.
Estimated delivery Jul 2013
U.S. SIGNED COPY OF THE EP, with a personalized message from Caustic to you. Consider yourself warned. Also, bonus mp3s and thanks in the liners!
NON-U.S. SIGNED COPY OF THE EP, with a personalized message from Caustic to you. Consider yourself warned. Also, bonus mp3s and thanks in the liners! OVERSEAS SHIPPING INCLUDED.
BE MY PROFILE PICTURE! I will put a picture of you as my Facebook profile pic for thousands to see! It will have a crudely drawn heart around it and will be up for ONE DAY in June! You also get everything at the $20/$25 level.
Estimated delivery Jun 2013
Limited 3 backers
U.S. Backers! Receive an individually constructed and numbered 2CD VERSION of the COMPLETE MAN WHO COULDN'T STOP, which includes TMWCS and the new EP. Plus, thanks in the liners of the EP (which you will also receive) and bonus mp3s!
NON-U.S. Backers! Receive an individually constructed and numbered 2CD VERSION of the COMPLETE MAN WHO COULDN'T STOP, which includes TMWCS and the new EP. Plus, thanks in the liners of the EP (which you will also receive) and bonus mp3s! OVERSEAS SHIPPING INCLUDED.
Pledge $100 or more About $100
CAUSTIC FANFIC! This was massively popular last time. Go on a 2-3 original adventure, written by Matt just for you. You also get everything at the $20/$25 level.
Estimated delivery Oct 2013
I WILL BE YOUR REPRESENTATIVE VOICEMAIL VOICE! I will record you a special outgoing voicemail message. You and I will collaborate on what I say, or you can just let me say something stupid and enjoy that (some restrictions apply, mostly if you're a horrible person and want me to say something racist or whatever). Also, all that $20/$25 level stuff.
SPONSOR A TRACK! You'll be credited in the liners, get the original demo of the song, and automatically get 27 "reborn" virgins in heaven. I'll also write you a poem expressing my undying sexyfeelings for you.
You also get everything at the $20/$25 level.
Become an EXECUTIVE PRODUCER on the album! What does that mean? It means you get the title EXECUTIVE PRODUCER in the credits. This will impress people that don't know that it's essentially a title they give to people who don't really do anything but who are important to the artist. Also, everything at the $75 level.
NAME MY "LABEL" FOR THIS ALBUM! Even if Metropolis puts this out I'll have a little emblem on the back for my "company", which YOU WILL NAME. Nothing racist/sexist/totally offensive to my rarely offended sensibilities. Note that this will ONLY be for this EP, and you'll also get all the $75 level stuff too.
Pledge $1,000 or more About $1,000
I WILL PUNCH A GROIN IN YOUR NAME! I will travel anywhere in the continental United States and punch my good friend Eric Gottesman (of Everything Goes Cold) in the groin. It will be documented and put up on the internet. He cannot hide from me...in the continental United States! Oh, and everything at the $75 level.
Estimated delivery Dec 2013
HAVE MY DNA! I lick a piece of paper and send it to you. It will be signed as well to verify authenticity. Then you can brag you spent 5 grand on a once mildly soggy piece of paper. Also, everything at the $75 level.
Pledge $10,000 About $10,000
HAVE MY STOCK! I will send you all of the Caustic merchandise I have in my garage as of April 8th. That includes hoodies, tshirts, CDs, shot glasses, patches, etc. You can have it. I'm sure it's worth at LEAST $10k (*runs away laughing maniacally*) You will also get mentioned with your name misspelled in the liner notes as well and most likely made fun of forever for blowing ten grand on a bunch of Caustic crap.
Reward no longer available
I WILL DRAW A TERRIBLE CARICATURE OF YOU! Yes, I got into college for art. Am I good at drawing caricatures? Hell no, do I look like I work on a Boardwalk? I can draw a mild approximation of you as a cartoon or superhero though, and color it to boot! It'll be dumb as hell but it'll look good, or at least be funny. PLUS everything at the $20/$25 level.
Reward no longer available 5 backers
I WILL DESTROY YOUR MUSIC WITH MY VOCALS! I will write lyrics and record vocals for a song you compose! Yes, my golden torn to crap vocal cords will be at your disposal! You will, of course, get to approve the lyrics, but don't get all power trippy about it, jerk. Oh, and I'll pimp the heck out of it when it's released of course, too.
You'll also get everything at the $20/$25 level.
Estimated delivery Sep 2013