Re: The Queen#12478
By Watchman - Fri Oct 22, 2021 6:41 pm
- Fri Oct 22, 2021 6:41 pm #12478
What is it with the Firm and gingers?
What do we need to make our world come alive?
What does it take to make us sing?
While we're waiting for the next one to arrive?
One million points of light
One billion dollar Vision Thing
By The All New KevS - Fri Oct 22, 2021 8:50 pm
Whilst I am sure that nobody in the Government would wish ill on our Monarch, it can't be denied that with the way the winter is shaping up, a once in 70 years event would be a huge distraction from reality.
If I was Brenda, I'd be checking for carelessly placed banana skins.
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By Bones McCoy - Sat Oct 23, 2021 12:51 am
- Sat Oct 23, 2021 12:51 am #12502
The All New KevS wrote: ↑Fri Oct 22, 2021 8:50 pm Whilst I am sure that nobody in the Government would wish ill on our Monarch, it can't be denied that with the way the winter is shaping up, a once in 70 years event would be a huge distraction from reality.
Especially after the weekly meeting with the PM.
By MisterMuncher - Sun Oct 24, 2021 4:09 am
- Sun Oct 24, 2021 4:09 am #12542
The All New KevS wrote: ↑Fri Oct 22, 2021 6:27 pm "Her Majesty has passed on. We had better advise that London Bridge is down."
"Very well, I shall inform the Prince of Wales, you need to let Downing Street know"
"Never mind that, we need to let Nicholas Witchell know first or he'll have a mardy strop again"
You'd feel compelled to fuck with the weird little bastard.
"The queen is dead, Nick"
"Oh woe, oh waily waily"
" Dead sick of you, you obsequious shit. Get a real job"
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By Malcolm Armsteen - Sun Oct 24, 2021 7:36 am
He's already got another job, selling shonky gold medallions to the gammon.
Which sums the bag o' shite up very neatly...
What would I know - I'm just a pathetic snowflake and feudal lord living in a foetid shithole...
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By Youngian - Sun Oct 24, 2021 9:20 am
Malcolm Armsteen wrote: ↑Sun Oct 24, 2021 7:36 am He's already got another job, selling shonky gold medallions to the gammon.
What's this reference?
He won't be going to the same swanky restaurants as Salvador Dali (alleged to have autographed cheques with sketches so they'd be worth more uncashed).
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By Malcolm Armsteen - Sun Oct 24, 2021 10:32 am
- Sun Oct 24, 2021 10:32 am #12554
Have I got the wrong royal arselicker?
By Youngian - Sun Oct 24, 2021 11:40 am
Malcolm Armsteen wrote: ↑Sun Oct 24, 2021 10:32 am Have I got the wrong royal arselicker?
Sounds like one of Paul Burrell or Sarah Ferguson's enterprises
By The All New KevS - Sun Oct 24, 2021 1:19 pm
MisterMuncher wrote: ↑Sun Oct 24, 2021 4:09 am
Reminds me of the Spitting Image sketch where Charles finds his mother slumped in a chair, assumes the worst, spends thirty seconds saying "At last! My duty is now clear!" only for Brenda to suddenly leap up crying "April Fool!".
And that was nearly thirty years ago.
Also, Witchell is 68 himself, and so clearly hanging on for the big day. This will probably result in the Firm announcing the great departure two days after he retires, even if she expired weeks beforehand. Admittedly there might have to be a spot of "Weekend At Bernie's" shenanigans if there are any public engagements beforehand, but I'm sure they'll manage.
By Oblomov - Tue Oct 26, 2021 7:42 pm
- Tue Oct 26, 2021 7:42 pm #12694
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-59056725
After a lot of the big dogs dropped out it's hardly surprising that Brenda would follow suit, though the mind does wonder...
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