The Weirdest And Worst Star Wars Fan Art
By K. Thor Jensen 01.08.2018 :: 3:00PM EST 01.08.2018
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When a new sci-fi movie comes out, we brace for a tsunami of accompanying fan art, and The Last Jedi was no exception. The latest in the Star Wars franchise had plenty of drawable moments, from shirtless Kylo Ren to the climactic battle on the salt planet, and Tumblr, Deviantart and other hotbeds of talent were all over them.
Of course, talent isn't guaranteed in this world, and for every incredible piece of fan art in the Star Wars universe there are a dozen more that… aren't so good. Join us on a journey to a galaxy far away as we spotlight the most depraved, demented and dismal drawings ever made of your Star Wars favorites. From foot fetishes to Sonic the Hedgehog, this one's got it all.
1. The Vore Awakens
Rey's trading parts for "portions" in The Force Awakens inspired a sizable share of perverts to try their hand at creating "vore" art where the young Jedi eats all sorts of things - and people to stay alive in the harsh desert of Jakku.
2. Leather Daddy Chewbacca
One of the longest-lived characters in the entire franchise, we've never really seen that much of Chewie's private life beyond the Holiday Special. We're not going to judge him if dressing up like Freddie Mercury helps him relax in between smuggling runs with Han.
3. Attack Of The Spanks
I'm more than a little disturbed by this rendering of three generations of Skywalker / Amidala / Organa women paddling young Anakin's bare pink bottom. For one, it involves at least one and as many as three time paradoxes.
4. Stormtrooper Recruitment
One of the many weird-ass things the prequel trilogy introduced into the Star Wars world was the idea that all the Stormtroopers were clones of Jango Fett. For one thing, that guy could shoot straight. Speaking of shooting straight, here's a depiction of clone-on-clone incest for you. Clonecest? That's probably a thing.
5. Christmas Sweaters
Not all fan art is sexually perverse - some of it is just inept and weird, like this drawing of Darth Maul, Jar Jar Binks and Qui-Gon Jinn enjoying the holiday season in new sweaters.
6. Super Ahsoka
There's a whole subculture of artists who relish drawing Clone Wars character Ahsoka Tano with ridiculously huge, bulging muscles. That leads to totally bizarre drawings like this one, where she looks like a walnut with a face on it.
7. Soulless? Heartless? Empathy
I can't do this image justice so here are some words from its creator, DeviantArt user Artistic Critic Vegeta. "I've decided to do an unique art piece on 'empathy', where I contrast the characteristics of C-3PO and Frieza towards Trixie Tang. It's rich in irony, for C-3PO (as robots are consistently shown to be emotionless) has far more compassion than the sadistic Frieza."
8. Sweaty Stormtrooper Feet
The best - or possibly worst - thing about this image is that the creator made multiple versions of it, each with different amounts of sweat on the sole of the foot. That's dedication to your perversion.
9. Grand Moff Tarkin Jerking Off
The best thing about fandom culture is the ultra-specific niches people work themselves into, like this one person who has filled their gallery with shots of Empire villain Grand Moff Tarkin in various states of self-pleasure.
10. Leia's Ticklish Interrogations
I'm really trying to keep the amount of weird foot fetish stuff in this round-up to a minimum, but there's just so much of it! This one earns a spot for insane perspective, the interrogation droid, and Vader and the Emperor holding up Olympic scorecards.
11. Super Fat Hux
General Hux cuts a sharp figure in his uniform, but what if... what if he was enormously fat? Of course somebody's drawn that for the world to see.
12. Rey Eats Finn
I really don't think that eating a digesting a fully grown human (or whatever humanoid species Finn is) will grant you enormous titties, but I'm not a doctor or anything. That's probably good for everybody.
13. Shrek Wars
It's a fundamental law of the universe - wherever there is fan art, there must be Shrek. There's a lot to think about in this image, but can we praise the artist's bold use of negative space that draws the eye inexorably to Fiona's bulbous butt?
14. Stormtrooper Captured
Had to get the ol' pixelating tool out for this one, because this poor Stormtrooper had his unit hanging out for the world to see as he underwent whatever bizarre humiliation this artist laid out for him.
15. Facesitting R2D2
The best thing about this picture is imagining the outraged squeaks, chirps and whistles that would come from an astromech droid forced to perform such a function.
16. Star Sonic
There's a lot going on in this transposition of Sonic the Hedgehog and foes to the Star Wars universe, but perhaps the weirdest thing is the implication that Shadow is Sonic's father. That would really make things awkward.
17. Diaper Rey
When you're training to become a Jedi on a remote island with a crabby old jerk, it's hard to find time to visit the restroom. That said, we really don't think adult diapers are the ideal solution here.
18. Kylo Ren
Yes, we know that Adam Driver has a bit of an... unconventional face for a movie star, but this portrait maybe could have taken a little more time to get his proportions somewhat less absurd?
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