Rosh Hashanah Hotties – L'shanah Tovah "For a good year"
Posted on September 13, 2007 by Sarah Sprague
As we head into the High Holidays, let's pause and take a look back at the handsome sons of Abraham who match the sweetness of apples with honey.
First, a look at a few of the hotties from the Israel Baseball League, which celebrated their inaugural season this summer and ended with a 27-12 Bet Shemesh Blue Sox winning the championship in August. It was incredibly tough going, (near strikes, the league ran out of baseballs, less-than ideal training and playing conditions), and the players should be commended for making it through the summer.
Josh Eichstein, Netanya Tigers
Dovid Green, Bet Shemesh Blue Sox (Also first ever team captain of the Yeshiva University team)
Dan Rootenberg, Netanta Tigers
Andre Sternberg, Modi'in Miracle
Scott Jarmakowicz, Bet Shemesh Blue Sox
Shlomo Lipetz, Netanta Tigers
Be sure to check out this very sweet slide show from a team manager's blog of the season in pictures. I had hard time fitting all the hotties, (a good 85%-90% of the league was hot), so be sure to check out a few more players here.
And now Texas Gal's BONUS hotties, all from the world of pro sports.
Brad Ausmus, baseball – Houston Astros
Shawn Green, baseball – New York Mets
Robbie Gould, football – Chicago Bears
Gabe Kapler, baseball – formerly of the Boston Red Sox
now minor leaguer manager for the Sox single-A club
Ryan Braun, baseball – Milwaukee Brewers
And the hottest man in Olympic swimming, the man so hot Texy had to post FOUR pictures of him… Lenny Krayzelburg.
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39 thoughts on "Rosh Hashanah Hotties – L'shanah Tovah "For a good year""
TheStarterWife on September 13, 2007 at 8:09 am said:
Phew, made it all the way to the comments without making a shofar joke.
Extra P. on September 13, 2007 at 8:24 am said:
I involuntarily said "Holy Shit" when I saw Lenny's package. Does that make me gay?
Clare on September 13, 2007 at 8:40 am said:
Too…many…jokes…piling up…can't hold out…much longer…
Aw, such nice boys!
I wouldn't need to do it through a hole in a sheet!
Baruch atah adonai elohenu mel aho-ly shit you're cute
JawjaGirl on September 13, 2007 at 9:14 am said:
I just involuntarily licked my computer screen…and have to come to realize that it needs dusting…
Tuffy on September 13, 2007 at 9:27 am said:
TSW: Shofar, so good.
Holly on September 13, 2007 at 9:34 am said:
Braun. You and me. Sunrise to sunset.
Metschick on September 13, 2007 at 11:13 am said:
And on the eve of his holiday, Shawn Green drives the final nail into the Braves' coffin.
And I'd love it if he wore a yarmulke under his hat.
Pam/ZPS on September 13, 2007 at 11:16 am said:
Lenny – holy shit!
Gabe – call me!
Romo's Beotch on September 13, 2007 at 11:18 am said:
And four pictures of Lenny was just not enough…MERCY!
chitowntiger on September 13, 2007 at 11:20 am said:
Dan Rootenberg can Challah at me any time.
(What? I'm Catholic. Give me credit that I've made challah.)
sheena beaston on September 13, 2007 at 12:35 pm said:
holy knishes…i always kinda imagined krayzelburg as a slightly less hairy "one chromosome short" kinda gent
SA on September 13, 2007 at 1:25 pm said:
I involuntarily said "Holy Shit" when I saw Lenny's package.
Funny, I said the same thing.
Robbie Gould is too cute. I want to warm him up.
Kelley on September 13, 2007 at 1:50 pm said:
I always thought Robbie was hot, I'm glad someone else agrees. Gabe…..I want some of that.
TheStarterWife on September 13, 2007 at 2:16 pm said:
At least one of the guys in the IBL said he wanted to find a nice Jewish girl to bring home to mother.
Awwwww……
Larry Brown on September 13, 2007 at 2:57 pm said:
Good thing baseball didn't used to test for substances ahem, Kapler, cough. Love the Israeli Baseball League — that's my brethren right there.
everythingscomingupmilhouse on September 13, 2007 at 3:09 pm said:
Gabe Kapler looks like John Basedow, fitness guru.
becky on September 13, 2007 at 3:12 pm said:
if all Jewish guys looked like this, I would actually date some…and my parents would be much much happier with me.
I actually stayed in Beit Shemesh for 2 weeks…unfortunately, none of these guys were there yet.
The Big Picture on September 13, 2007 at 4:09 pm said:
add sam marthinsen of the tel aviv lightning to that top list…fool's a G!
IJustMadeThatUp on September 13, 2007 at 7:05 pm said:
It can't be gay for me to mention that in a couple of those shots Lenny Krayzelburg's nipples look weird. Like he need a "bro" ("manziere!") or something.
O.K. Yeah. Might be a little gay.
misvaz on September 13, 2007 at 8:12 pm said:
WOW!!Hotties are right! My mouth dropped!
j on September 13, 2007 at 8:34 pm said:
I love Ryan Braun. When he bats, he bends over to stretch his legs between just about every pitch. It's mesmerizing, especially from behind. I can't stop staring. Sometimes I even drool. I wish they'd show it on TV from that angle. They could have a camera that just follows around Ryan Braun's ass – maybe picture-in-picture. I'll shut up now.
no no j…. that sounded awesome.
moonbeammcqueen on September 13, 2007 at 10:23 pm said:
In the third picture of Lenny K, I imagine that he's looking down at himself and saying, "Thank you, God."
Disco Stu on September 13, 2007 at 11:13 pm said:
What, no Sandy Koufax?
For shame.
Also, does Ryan Braun get eliminated since he's not practicing, & not technically Jewish, even. (Mother Braun is a shiksa, Catholic even.)
Shiksakiller on September 14, 2007 at 12:07 am said:
Why did you pick these particular sexy IBL boys? Looks like you have a thing for the tigers.
TheStarterWife on September 14, 2007 at 12:41 am said:
Stu – Maybe he's reform or humanistic. It is still a cultural identity.
Shiksakiller – 1) Nice name. 2) They had nice smiles. I could have posted more pics, because there were that many cuties.
Shiksakiller on September 14, 2007 at 1:34 am said:
Out of the ones you posted, I would have a hard time picking between Scott and Josh. Scott has a sexy eyes and Josh looks like he has a great bod.
Agreed. I think they are both California boys too, which is also a plus.
badkitty99 on September 14, 2007 at 10:13 am said:
*wipes drool off keyboard*
I'd like to know how I can get the job as the camera gal that follows Jim Edmonds ass around the field.
LOVE you girls!!! I'll be back for more on a daily basis. You guys rock.
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ann on September 15, 2007 at 2:27 pm said:
… and to make the New Year even
sweeter, I'd like mine dipped in honey…
… said drooling… ;)
Regina on September 24, 2007 at 11:28 am said:
I'm rooting for that cutie Rootenberg!!
Sooooo cute!
Auntie on September 24, 2007 at 12:34 pm said:
Cutie Rootie Rocks!!!
50andsingle on October 10, 2007 at 1:46 pm said:
if i ever meet that andre sternbeg i will give him the modiin miracle 4 times in one night!
christa on December 18, 2007 at 6:18 pm said:
—that made my evening.
Sokol on September 25, 2008 at 2:04 pm said:
Да уж… Тут как в пословице: Артель воюет, а один горюет :)
Иван on May 20, 2009 at 8:55 am said:
Вопрос к автору , а вот у вас время у каждой статьи и в комментах пишется… Это какое? Московское? Заранее спасибо за ответ.
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Jonathan Niemann on September 11, 2010 at 11:43 pm said:
Unfortunately I am not jewish, but my hero of hero's is, thank God, I just adore Brad Ausmus. I thank his beloved parents for his birth, creation and brilliance.