Australian Government to Pay Prisoners.
October 21, 2020 ~ Kieran Blake	~ Leave a comment
The Australian Government has shocked the world after launching a program to pay lucrative salaries to criminals. The world-first program will award salaries of up to $AU550,000 to prison inmates who have been found guilty of a range of crimes.
Prisoners will collect anywhere between $AU200,000 to $AU550,000 per annum depending on the nature of their crime and their status within the prison system. Prison gang leaders who achieve their title through bullying, cunning, treachery and cruelty stand to benefit the most from the scheme.
The plan was announced during the worst recession in the country since the great depression as Australia continues to suffer the economic consequences of the COVID-19 pandemic. This fact has drawn strong criticism of the scheme from an already frustrated populace, who witnessed the damage to the economy even before the pandemic.
"This plan is preposterous, outrageous, unfathomable and the worst example of public policy in Australian history" claimed critics across mass media.
"Anyone who has been proven to have committed a crime should not be paid a salary by taxpayers, let alone a salary as high as 500,000 dollars. Crimes of any form destroy the fabric of a society and detract from the lives of the victims, and in many cases they threaten the safety of the country and its institutions."
Commentators questioned how the government could justify the policy when university academics are taking pay cuts or losing their jobs, when workers at the front line of the pandemic are denied sufficient personal protection equipment and when support for family child care expenses is being taken away.
One critic also highlighted the fact that many prisoners would never be able to earn $AU200,000 a year out in the real world.
In response to the criticism of the program, the current Australian government circulated a photo of the Prime Minister, Scott Morrison, building a hen house in his backyard.
Critics and everyday Australian citizens are also horrified that the scheme will award a pension to law breakers once they leave prison. The pension will gift criminals an average of $AU150,000 a year.
"Providing yet more taxpayers' money to people who have committed crimes is even more ludicrous, especially since many criminals walk out of prison straight into a role as a consultant.
The public would be amazed to discover how many criminals are collecting handsome pay packets from book publishers and from streaming services who pay for inmates' inside knowledge every time they need to make another gritty reality series about crime and prisons."
Image: Milad B. Fakurian