Inside the Tennis Shop
By William Herff:
"You're making a racket, Linus."
"Yes, I am making a racket, boss."
"Please stop making that racket, Linus."
"You want me to stop making this racket?"
"You're giving me a headache, Linus."
"Okay, sooo…stop making the racket?"
"So, what do you want me to do?"
"Short, irreverent, and wildly unfunny, Mr. Herff's poetic debut, 'Inside The Tennis Shop,' hinges on a muted punchline that smacks of mediocrity to the highest degree. Go back to making videos, Mr. Herff, you do not belong here."
-Paul Gage, The New York Times