Chronicle London 9th May 2018 10th May 2018
Donald J. Trump "is not toilet trained" say sources close to the president at the White House. "We seem to be getting nowhere with...
Chronicle London 2nd May 2018 10th May 2018
It was revealed today that a customer service representative for a well known cable TV and internet provider has successfully dealt with a complaint...
Chronicle London 1st May 2018 10th May 2018
The BBC is to create a brand new TV channel named "Mel & Sue", as part of a plan which will see the biggest...
Chronicle London 26th March 2018 10th May 2018
An iceberg the size of Wales, which broke away from Antarctica this week, is to become a member state of the European Union. EU...
Chronicle London 21st August 2017 21st August 2017
Piers Morgan's mouth to be silenced for four years
Piers Morgan's mouth is to be silenced for four years for conservation works. As the maintenance takes place, starting at noon on Monday 21st...
Thirty seconds of previously unseen Diana footage to be turned into nine hour mini-series on Channel Four
An old VHS tape containing 30 seconds of unseen footage of Princess Diana is to be turned into a 9 hour documentary mini-series, voiced by...
Chronicle London 22nd July 2017
London cyclist stops at red traffic light
A cyclist in London has been spotted stopping at a red traffic light instead of riding straight through it like a complete twat. An...
Chronicle London 4th July 2017 4th July 2017
It's official: Americans are getting more stupid
What better day than 4th July to officially reveal that stupidity in the United States of America has been statistically on the rise for...
Chronicle London 3rd July 2017 13th July 2017
Postmen and postwomen attack over 5,000 dogs a year in the UK
According to the Royal Mail, in the past year postmen and women have attacked over 5,000 dogs in the UK. That's a rise of...
Thousands call for ear-piercing to be banned for embryos
Mourinho to play dame in pantomine at Wimbledon Theatre