Tim Harte Goes Courting
Big Tom Harte was his adopted mother's jack-of-all-trades. In fact, I do not know how she could ever have managed the farm without having his clear head and sound judgment to guide her. Everyone in the parish knew Tom as a man well-trained in getting a bargain and, probably, the best judge of a 'beast' in this part of the county. Although I knew the man well, I truly believe he deserves all such compliments because I can never remember mother ever losing money on her cattle dealings, and at various shows and fairs our animals were highly regarded for their appearance. Tom did not regard himself as being wholly an Ulster-man and took a lot of pride in the fact that through his mother he could claim Scottish descent, and some said that much of Tom's cautiousness with money and shrewdness in dealing with others was a result of this Scottish blood.
We, children were always rather in awe of him. He ruled over us and our lives on the farm with a rod of iron, and woe betide anyone who dared to enter the garden before the house had been supplied with ample fruit for preserving! Our lives would not be worth living if we decided to launch an assault upon his beloved fruit trees or damaged his trim flower-beds! Yet, it was very good for us that someone had been set in authority over the garden and farm-yard, for we were a rambunctious lot of fatherless 'gorsoons'. But the years passed quickly as, one-by-one, we grew into adulthood. I, being the eldest, left home first and was the first to return, more alone after being so happy for a very short period of time. When I returned home, a young widow, the younger children had all flown the nest, and my mother now had no one left but me, and she was growing old. I decided immediately that I should put my future, and that of my son's, into her hands, and soon we became thoroughly acquainted with Tom Harte. In his mind I was 'the young mistress' or 'Miss Ellen' and I can honestly state that I often felt at a disadvantage when I was in his presence. He had a widespread knowledge of subjects in which I was totally ignorant, he could calmly reject my farming theories without belittling me, he was always successful in all ventures that he undertook, and he completely overawed me to such an extent that, after a struggle or two, I would give in.
Although Tom must have been at least forty at this time, he looked quite a few years younger, was handsome, tall and well-built, and most importantly a bachelor. He had a bright twinkle in his grey eyes, which almost contradicted his firm-set mouth with its long upper lip and massive square chin. From his mother he had inherited a close calculating mind, which was hard to convince and slow to take on-board new impressions but would strongly retain these new thoughts once he had accepted them. From his father, roving Pat Harte from Donegal, he inherited an Irishman's ready wit and nimble tongue, and under all an Irishman's fickle heart, but not his warm affections, which went so far towards mitigating such fickleness.
Tom was unusual among men of his own class, for he was well to do. He had successfully speculated in cattle on his own account and he had money in the bank and a snug cottage of his own. Nevertheless, year after year, Shrove-tide after Shrove-tide, which was the marrying season throughout Roman Catholic Ireland, Tom could be found rejoicing in the blessings of being single. Yet, the man could not have had a comfortable home, for his old mother was a confirmed invalid and, as Tom was known to be very careful with money, he only provided her with the services of a little girl who was scarcely in her teens. I can recall that, on more than one occasion, mother had spoken to him about matrimony. But, on each occasion Tom would answer her with the argument, "Is it as easy to work for two as for one, ma'am?" Hearing this type of answer from him, she ceased bothering him about it.
On one bright frosty November day I sent Tom to the Ballygarr on very important business. Then, to assure myself that this business had reached a favourable outcome, I walked along the road to meet him as he returned home. But, I waited and waited for his return until the expected time of his arrival home had passed. The delay caused me to feel rather uneasy and I, therefore, quickened my steps along that winding sea-side road. Then, as I came around a bend in the road the reason for Tom's delay was revealed to me. Ahead, I could see him walking beside a very pretty country girl, while another, not so young or nearly so pretty, lagged a little behind them.
"Well, Master Tom!" I thought to myself, "Are we to hear news of you this Shrove-tide?'
As I came forward, the two girls fell back, and Tom hurried forward to meet me. He looked shy and rather sheepish as he came toward me. I immediately recognised the pretty girl as being Mary Docherty, who was considered to be the most beautiful girl in the district, and she hung her shapely head, trying to hide her blushing face as she passed me by.
Tom was calm and very business-like as soon as the girls were out of sight. He had lodged money for me in the county bank, settled my own and my mother's accounts with butcher, baker, and grocer, and transacted all our various businesses with care and correctness. Having given me a full account of what he had been doing, Tom hurried on, while I continued with my evening walk. Twilight was quickly falling when I returned home and, although more than an hour had elapsed since Tom had went ahead of me on the road, he was just entering the gate as I turned from the sea-road and on to the small path leading to the same gate. In the house, later that evening, I caused my mother to smile very brightly as I told her about what I had seen on the road. "But," said she, "poor little Mary has no fortune behind her, and Tom will be looking for one with any girl he decides marry."
A few days after this encounter, Tom quietly took me into his confidence. We were making our winter preparations in the green-house, putting away the summer plants whose flowering days were done, and filling up gaps in our shelves with bright chrysanthemums and other winter-blooming plants. Mother was exhausted after an hour of this work, and so Tim and I were left alone among the flowers. For a lengthy period of time he worked away at the task in silence, but I could see that he was longing to speak. Just as I was about give him the opportunity to speak, however, he forestalled me.
"It was a fine day that day I was in Ballygarr, Mrs Greene" he said, as he passed me carrying a huge flowering bush from one end of the greenhouse to the other.
"It was indeed, Tom. Had you many people about that day?" I replied.
"No, ma'am, there weren't very many. Some of them soldier boys from the barracks."
"Were there many people from around these parts?" I asked him.
"Hugh Docherty and his sister, and Susie O'Connor, were there ma'am."
"Ah, sure you walked home with the girls. What became of Hugh that time?"
"Sure, you know what it's like, ma'am, he just got overtaken with a drop of drink. I simply thought it would be a friendly gesture for to see the girls home safely."
"I am sorry to hear Hugh was so bad as that, Tom."
"Well, it was all his own fault, Miss Ellen, for he did not want to leave 'Mrs Gallagher's Pub' no matter what we said, and so we just left him there. But! Miss Ellen, I've had some thought about a change to my life."
"I am very glad to hear it, Tom."
"Yes, Miss! Yes, indeed, miss. Sure, it is lonely work growing old with nobody to take care of you."
"God bless us, Tom, that's a selfish way of looking at things," I told him.
"But, miss, why else would a man marry, but to have himself taken care of?"
"I suppose liking the girl he married would also be a reason too," I responded.
"Oh aye! I'd still like to have a woman that I'd fancy, but she must be handy."
"And who would you be thinking of?" I asked, as Tom bent over a box of geranium cuttings. "Whoever she may be, I hope she is nice and good, and that she will be kind to your poor old mother, as well as a good manager?"
"You can be sure that I wouldn't take one that wasn't that, Miss Ellen," he replied, without raising his head. "But, sure it's awful hard to tell how these young ones will turn out."
"She is young then?"
"Young enough, and settled enough," he told me. "There's two that I'm thinking of."
"Two!" I exclaimed. "Well that's not the right to do, Tom. A man of your years is surely old enough to know what kind of wife would suit him best. Besides, it's not very fair to the girls. They are related to each other, I believe. Those two young women you were walking home with on Saturday?"
"They are," replied Tom, utterly unembarrassed by what he had said. "Mary Docherty and Susie O'Connor. Mary's the prettiest, though," he added in a sort of heartfelt sigh.
"Aye, I have always heard that she was as good as she looked," I told him. "She has been such a dutiful daughter and a good sister to those wild boys, that she cannot fail to make a good wife for someone."
"Maybe," Tom replied. "But the Docherty family hasn't got much money about them these days."
"I know they are not very rich, Tim, but they are comfortable."
"Aye, they aren't begging, miss, begging your pardon. But, even you will admit that there is little comfort about the house."
"Well, I suppose she has known what it is to want, and she will know better how to take care of plenty, when she gets it."
"I don't know about that! Maybe when she'd get her two hands full she'd be throwing it all away, for them that has been reared in poverty seldom know how to handle plenty when it comes."
"Well, I have always heard Mary praised for being the prettiest and the best girl in the entire county, and I am sure you would think yourself a happy man if you could get her for your wife," I said sharply.
"There's not a word of a lie in what you say, Miss Ellen," replied Tom, as he placed the last young geranium in its pot. "She's a good girl, and as pretty a girl as you'd see in an entire summer's day. But, I have a wish to step up and see all contenders before I speak to her."
"Why, Tom, have things gone as far as that?"
"Well, I may say I have her courted up to the asking, miss."
"And the other, Tom?" I asked him and tried desperately to hide my amusement.
"Truthfully, I don't know, but I have her on hand too."
"Now, is that fair to either of those wee girls?" I asked rather indignantly.
"Sure, I don't know. All I do know is that a man has to look sharply before he jumps."
"And who is the other girl? Mary's cousin?"
"Yes, miss! 'Long Tom O'Connor's' daughter, from Drumshesk. She's up with Mary since Hollowe'en. Hughie's looking after her."
"She's no beauty, Tom"'
"No, miss! But she's settled. They tell me that her temper is a little rough, but she has the finest two-year-old heifer that I ever set my eyes on. A pure beauty, Miss Ellen."
"Sure, what good would the cow be to you, Tom, if you had a sour cross-grained wife at home?"
"Aye, but maybe she wouldn't be so sour or cross when she'd have a good house over her head and plenty in her hand. She's getting old, Miss Ellen, and she sees the young ones coming on, and leaving her on the shelf. I tell you, there would be a 'quare' change in her if she had her own way."
"By God, Tom, you seem to think much more of the cow than the girl!' I retorted.
"Truthfully, it's the prettiest of the two. But miss, I'm asking, what would you advise me to do?"
"You should marry the girl you like best, Tom, and never mind the cow. A young sweet-tempered girl like Mary, who has been so good to her sickly parents, so gentle and loving to those wild brothers of hers, cannot fail to make you a good wife. You will never be sorry, if you marry the girl you like best."
"That would be right, ma'am. She is a good girl, and I'm in no doubt that I like her beyond any other woman in the world. But, Miss Ellen, I'd wish she had the cow!"
Next day I left home, and I did not return until the daffodils were glittering in the spring meadows around our home, and the rooks were cawing over their fledglings in the trees that stood behind our garden. Tom was married, for I had heard the news from my mother early in the year. But, I still did not know which fair maid he had decided to choose, and I was eager to find out. It was late at night when I returned home from my travels, and my mother had far too much to tell me about other than the termination of Tom's courtship.
In the morning, I made my way into the garden, the farm-yard, the fields lying close by, and still I could not find Tom. I didn't meet up with him until late in the afternoon, when I found him busily trenching up some early cabbages in the back-garden. He seemed rather shy of me, but I put out my hand and greeted him warmly.
"You're welcome home, Mrs Greene, ma'am," he said. He struck his spade into the fresh-turned earth and shook the hand that I offered him with more than ordinary warmth. "We've been waiting a very long time to have you back among us."
"Thank you, Tom. So, I have to wish you every future happiness."
Tim looked sheepish, but speedily recovered himself. "Yes, ma'am, if happiness it is to be."
"Oh, there can be little doubt on that score, Tom. I hope Mary is well?"
"Mary? You mean Mary Docherty? Why, she's spoken for with 'Lanky' Muldoon that owns the hotel in Ballygarr."
"Well, Tom, I thought you were going to marry Mary?"
"No, Miss Ellen, I chose not to. I believe her and 'Lanky' were married last Saturday."
"And what made you change your mind, Tom?"
"Well, I just took Susie. For you see, Miss Ellen, I decided that a cow would make the difference between any two women in the world"
"So, it was the cow that won the day for Susie, after all!"
The Old Lady's Ghost
Ghosts? Sure, I know you don't believe in them and neither did I at one time. I had read the books and heard the stories, but I would laugh at the very mention of a spectre, headless horseman, or a weeping woman in white. The Ghost of Christmas past, Christmas present, and Christmas to come did nothing to change my mind and I would often make fun of those who believed in such fantasies. That was until one evening, about twenty-years ago when I had my first encounter with a ghost.
We lived in one of those old Georgian-type terrace houses where every room seemed to have stairs leading into or leading out it. On the evening in question I was downstairs in the kitchen area, sorting out some dishes, when I was suddenly distracted by the appearance of a strange woman who walked down the stairs leading into the room. I didn't know it then, but I was to see her many times after this first appearance.
I had heard the footsteps echo on the stairs a few moments before I turned, but it did not worry me because I knew there were other people in the house. Then, when I turned to where I had heard the footsteps, I found myself looking at al tall, stout, elderly woman, who was wearing an old-fashioned bonnet on her head and a shawl over her shoulders. From under her bonnet her glittering, silver-grey hair was clearly visible, framing a face that had a warm, kind and welcoming expression. I could only just stand and gaze at her for what seemed to be five minutes but was probably more like twenty seconds. In the beginning there was not any feeling of fear but, gradually, as I stood looking at her in silence a feeling of discomfort touched me and increased until my body was filled with terror. Slowly, I stepped back and continued to retreat from the apparition until I could feel the cold, brick wall at my back. Then, as suddenly as she appeared, the apparition faded away.
This terrible feeling of terror always overcame me on all the subsequent occasions that she visited me. I am sure the feeling was brought on by the sudden unexpectedness of her appearances, which numbered at least fifteen occasions. She appeared to me over the years in every room in the house, and at every hour of the day or night. The last occasion on which I was visited by that old woman was just over ten years ago and, on that particular evening, my husband and I had just returned from a concert of Irish Traditional music. As was normal for us, on such occasions, we sat in the living-room and talked about the music we had heard and the musicians who had performed for us. After a while, for some reason I am still not sure of, I got up from my chair and went to the living-room door, opened it and found the old lady standing before me. She was bent over slightly towards the door as if she had been listening to what we were talking about. Startled by her sudden appearance I called out loudly and, almost immediately, my husband was at my side. She had gone, and that was the last time I was to see her.
I can recall that almost every time that the old woman appeared to me she expressed her strong dissatisfaction with any disorder or untidiness in the home. She also had a strong objection to anything that led to a change in the general routine of the household, particularly if guests were to spend the night in the house. Guests who spent the night in the house were shown the old lady's disapproval by turning the chairs in their room downward to face the floor. I remember one occasion when my brother-in-law stayed with us that he had to return to his room to collect something he had forgotten. When he was coming downstairs again we could hear him muttering to himself angrily, "Jaysus! You people! What in the name of God have you been doing with the furniture? Sure, I've almost broken my bloody big toe stumbling over one of those chairs lying down on the floor!" Twice during that same day my husband and I had turned the chairs to their proper place and, therefore, his remarks about the chaos in his bedroom did not surprise either of us. We decided, however, that it would be better if we did not enlighten him about the cause of the disruption.
At some time during the years the old lad visited our home everyone in the family had been disturbed by peculiar knocking sounds, which they heard in various rooms in the house. Most frequently the sound could be heard on the walls or doors, but occasionally they could be heard on the furniture, close to where we were sitting. Sometimes the knocking was loud enough that it could be heard in the house next door and, on one occasion, our neighbour asked my husband what he could be hammering at such strange hours of the day.
But, I can also recall another strange and fairly frequent occurrence happening, which involved some fur coats that I kept in my wardrobe. I hardly ever wore the coats and occasionally I was conscious of an odour emanating from them. My husband told me many times that it was just my imagination but, nevertheless, I would take them out and lay them across two chairs in an adjacent room to air them. I am always particular about my clothes but, the first time that I laid the coats out, I found, to my surprise, one of the coats lying in one corner and the other in another corner. Neither of these fur coats had been handled with any care, but I did not suspect that some supernatural being was at work in this. Mary, a young girl that I employed to help me keep the house in order, was suspected and I asked her about it. She, however, assured me that she had not been in the room at all that particular day. Although I accepted what Mary had told me, I was determined to investigate the matter for myself. So, late one night I removed the furs and laid them out as usual before taking care to lock the door to the room as I left. Furthermore, as part of my investigation, I ensured that I was the first to enter the room the following morning. Once again, I discovered the furs had been disturbed and thrown across the room.
It was a few years after the apparitions and activity stopped in the house that I heard about the strange history that this house hid. About a century beforehand a young bank manager in London was assigned to a new post in Ireland, and he arranged for a house to be made ready for himself and his family. As he had to remain in London a few days to tidy up some domestic and business issues he sent his wife and two young children, along with their nurse, ahead. When the new tenants arrived at the house they found an old cleaning woman in the house, but she left very soon after their arrival.
As the mother and nurse settled in to the new house that day they discovered that several things were needed, and the nurse was sent to purchase them from a local shop. When she returned to the house she went to the mother and asked her if the children were alright. The mother told her that she believed they were fine and was puzzled as to why the nurse would ask such a question. When the nurse explained that she had seen two ghostly forms pass her on the door-step! The two women rushed up to the nursery and discovered that both of the children were still in their cots, but their throats were cut, and blood had poured from the wounds, soaking all the bedclothes. Despite an intense investigation by the police, the murderer was never brought to justice, and there was no motive ever discovered. Sadly, the unfortunate mother of those children went insane with grief and never recovered.
I wondered if this was the cause of the strange and eerie feeling that lingered in the house many months after the old lady ceased to appear to me. Was there more than the spirit of that old woman still clinging to the house, including the two little children who had been so brutally murdered. Not unexpectedly, we decided not to stretch our luck any further, sold the house to a local developer and moved many miles from the area.
Gosts
Murdered Children
Everyone loves to get a bargain, but we tend to forget that there are always two parties in the case of any bargain being made, namely the winner and the loser. While the 'Winner' is always delighted with the advantage that he has gained over another, he never considers for one moment the reasons as to why the 'Loser' has been forced by certain circumstances to accept the highest possible offer that they can get. Yes, we all love a good bargain, but few of us think or care about the person from whom we won the bargain.
Mrs McCourt and her husband lived only a few doors down the street from us. As far as Mr. McCourt was concerned no one could ever have considered him to be a spendthrift. Even my father, who would have walked a mile to save a halfpenny, said that on the rare occasion when McCourt opened his purse the moths would fly out of it in swarms. There was one morning, I recall, when I saw him standing on the street outside the front door of his house loudly giving instructions to two large men who had just carried a large piece of furniture from their vehicle to the pavement. In the middle of the negotiations with the furniture movers Mrs McCourt opened the front door and stared out at the work that was going on. In a loud voice, speaking as 'posh' as was possible, so as not to embarrass herself in front of the neighbours, she called out her husband, "In the name of God, Desmond, what have you got there?" Everyone else in the street called him Dessie and it was obvious that he had not told her to expect anything to be parked upon the pavement in front of her house for everyone to see. It was covered in a mysterious dust-sheet and this caused her to become very curious about just what her husband had brought home this time.
"Just hold on a wee minute, woman," replied Dessie, gruffly. "Have a bit of patience and you'll discover all."
Dessie now turned to the workmen who were carrying the object and loudly told them, "Here, John! Henry! bring it in through the front door here." At this instruction the two men lifted the large heavy object again and breathlessly brought it into the McCourt home. Removing the dust-sheet they revealed a beautifully upholstered sofa that looked as if it was almost brand new.
As the beautiful sofa was revealed Mrs McCourt's eyes opened wide with delight and with moans of delight she began to gently touch this 'new' piece of furniture as it sat in the middle of the living-room floor. "Oh my God, Desmond, that is a beautiful 'cheese-lang' (meaning to say chaise-long). You have made me so happy," she smiled.
"It's a second-hand sofa, you know? But there is hardly a mark or a broken stitch on it," explained Dessie, but didn't notice his wife wince with every word he spoke. "Sure, you could hardly tell it wasn't a new one," he assured her.
"For Jaysus sake, Dessie," she hissed at him, "You don't have to tell the whole world that we have had to buy a second-hand sofa!"
"But it is as good as new, Mary!"
"Aye! Sure, a blind man could see that it's just as good as a new sofa. So, you don't have to tell them it's not! How much did you give for it?" Mary asked.
"Mary Darling, that's the best part of it!" Dessie chuckled to himself. "It was a splendid bargain. It didn't me a penny over fifty pounds. Now, what do you think I got it for?"
"Thirty quid?"
"Not at all, woman! Have another guess."
"Twenty-five?"
"Have another try!"
"No! Do you want another go?"
Mary was getting a little annoyed with the game and sternly told him, "No! Just tell me what you gave for it, for Christ's sake?"
"Only fifteen pounds! What do you think of that?"
"Well, now, that is a bargain," she told him.
"Too true! Sure, aren't I the man that can get things on the cheap," bragged the prudent Dessie McCourt as he chuckled with great delight.
"But, why, in the name of God, was it so cheap?" asked Mary.
"It is all a matter of skill, my love. It's not everyone who has the talent to wheel and deal like me. Sure, I'm the dog's bollocks at that stuff!"
"You're a buck eejit! Now, just tell me how you managed to get it so cheap, Dessie? I would like to know."
"Well, Mary, my darling, there were a great many other things there for sale, and among those things were some dirty carpets. Then, before the sale began, I pulled these carpets toward the sofa and threw them over it. Now, my sweet, a good deal of dust fell from those carpets, and made the sofa look a lot worse than it really was. So, when the sale began, there were only a very few people there, and I approached the auctioneer to ask him to sell the sofa first. I told him that I couldn't stay long and that I would bid for the sofa if he were to sell it immediately. Now, it's a well-known fact that few people bid freely at the beginning of an auction. Well he began with 'What's bid for this splendid sofa?'"
'I'll give you fifteen pounds for it,' said I, 'Sure, it's not worth a penny more than that, for it's in an awful state.'
'Fifteen pounds! fifteen pounds! only fifteen pounds for this beautiful sofa!' he went on. Then some clown next to me decided to bid seventeen pounds. So, I let the auctioneer shout the last bid for a few minutes, until I saw he was likely to knock it down. I jumped in and bid Twenty pounds and told him, 'and that's as high as I'll go for it.'
My offer seemed to have confused the other bidder as to the real value of the sofa. He took a closer look at it and, it looked so badly deteriorated by the dust and dirt from the carpets, that he withdrew his bid and the sofa was knocked down to me."
As Dessie chuckled satisfyingly to himself, his good, lady wife developed a very satisfied smile on her face. "That was well done, wee man!" said Mary well pleased at having obtained such an elegant piece of furniture at so cheap a rate. "Do you know, Dessie. It's so near a match for the sofa in our front parlour, don't you think?"
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This scene that we have just read occurred at the home of smart, street-wise dealer in the city who could count his money in bunches of tens of thousands. But, from the way he dressed you would have thought he didn't have two pennies to rub together. He didn't know the story behind the sofa being auctioned and, if he did, would it have made any difference to him? Let us look at what happened….
On the day prior to the sale, a widowed lady with one daughter, a beautiful and interesting girl about seventeen, were seated on the sofa in a neatly furnished parlour of house in an affluent part of the city. In her hand, the mother held a small piece of paper and she stared at it so intently that her consciousness was closed to all else around her. But, although she looked upon that piece paper so intently, she could no longer see the characters that were written upon it.
"Mother, what are we going to do?" the young daughter asked after a prolonged period of silence.
"Oh, my poor girl, I haven't a clue. The bill is fifty pounds, and it has been due, you know, for several days now. I haven't even got five pounds in my purse, and your bill for teaching the two Leonard children cannot be presented for payment for another two weeks. Even then it will not come anywhere near this amount."
"But, can't we sell something else, mother?" the daughter suggested timidly.
"We have sold all the silver-plate and jewellery, and now I don't know what we have left that we can afford to get rid of. Everything we have is something that we really need."
"Well, mother, what would you say to selling the sofa?"
"Really Florence, I don't know what I would say. It doesn't seem right to part with it. But, I suppose we could do without it."
"The sofa is so good that it will certainly bring us the fifty pounds that we need," said Florence more in hope than in certainty.
"It should do, for it is made from the best wood and its workmanship is second-to-none. Your dear father bought just before he passed away and it cost him one hundred and forty pounds, and that is less than two years past."
"Well, I think it should bring us at least a hundred pounds," said Florence, but who knew nothing of auctions and prices that could be expected there. "That would easily give us enough, besides paying this quarter's rent, to keep us in some comfort until some of my bills come due for payment."
That same afternoon the sofa was sent to the auction rooms, and on the next afternoon Florence went to the auctioneer's office to receive the money it had fetched. "Have you sold that sofa yet, sir?" she asked him in a low, hesitating voice.
"What sofa would that be, miss?" the clerk asked as he looked steadily in her face with a bold stare.
"The sofa sent by my mother, Mrs. Benson, sir."
"When was it to have been sold?"
"Yesterday, sir."
"Oh, we haven't got the bill made out yet. You can call the day after to-morrow, and we'll settle it for you then."
"Can't you settle it to-day, sir? We would need the money as soon as possible."
Without replying to the timid girl's request, the clerk commenced throwing over the leaves of a large account-book, and in a few minutes had taken off the bill of the sofa. "Here it is, young lady. Eighteen pounds and twelve shillings. Just check that to see if it's right, and then please sign this receipt."
"You must be mistaken, sir? It was a beautiful sofa, and it cost one hundred and forty pounds to buy."
"Well miss, that's all it brought, I assure you. Furniture is selling very badly at the moment."
Florence rolled up the notes that the clerk had given her, and with a very heavy heart she returned home to break the news to her mother. "The sofa only brought eighteen pounds and twelve shillings, mother," she said quietly, and throwing the notes into her mother's lap, Florence burst into tears.
"Dear God in Heaven," sighed the widow, clasping her hands together tightly, and looking skyward, "Only you know what we shall do now. Come to our assistance, Lord!" said the widow, clasping her hands together, and looking upwards with tears in her eyes.
The Knocker Up
As a Doctor I have reason to visit the sick in their homes and several years ago, while paying a professional visit at the house of a small tradesman in the town of Belfast, I made the acquaintance of an interesting old woman, who had been employed by the tradesman to nurse his ailing wife. There are always people, especially among the female gender, who will never refuse to carry out a duty of care, especially if the person to be cared for is already known to them. This old lady, Mrs Waters, was one of those caring ladies that people can depend upon. Within a very few minutes we became good friends and she persuaded me to extend my visit for several hours, and when I eventually left the house I was as familiar with her life story just as if I had known her for many years.
I have told you that she was an interesting woman, and so she was. This was not immediately apparent from her appearance, and there was nothing that could be said to be attractive about her. Neither had she any refinement in her manner or the way in which she spoke but, she could be said to have been rather brusque and hasty in both word and action. Nevertheless, she possessed an irresistible power in the rapid glance of her large bright eyes. At first sight you might think that, from the haste which was evident in all her movements when attending to the needs of the house and family, she must be a harsh and unfeeling type of person. That would be a grave error, however, for she was really one of the kindest and most tender-hearted of women I have ever met. It didn't take long for me to discover that she was actually a neighbour, and that she was a woman of independent means, which she had gathered together through her own hard-work. She had worked from an early age, and she had also taken great care of an invalid husband for many years and had managed to educate and provide a profession to her only son and child.
The old woman peaked my interest greatly and I decided that I would like to become better acquainted with her and the life she had led. Not being a man who was reluctant to ask questions I was soon able to discover quite a lot about her and her life. She was known in the community as a 'knocker-up', the duties of whom I will explain as we proceed. But, she was proud of what she had done and when asked about it she told me, "Not at all, my boy! I am not ashamed to tell you just how I came to be financially independent. Why should I be? An honest woman need not be afraid of anything!" she insisted. "I made it all, every penny of it, by knocking-up. Ay, and well you may look surprised, for I have an idea that you don't know what 'knocking-up is', or if you do, you are wondering how I could save so much money from such a line of work. Now, I don't mean to suggest that I had no other means of making money, for I started a shop after I began to knock up. However, every penny that I made by shop-keeping was spent in keeping my family in food and clothing, and when my son was put into business, some of my otherwise-made money went along with him. But, I can assure you that every penny that I put by, and the income on which I now live, was got by knocking-up.
"Sure, I know you are wondering how I, a woman, should ever gotten the idea making a living in this way, never mind actually setting out to do it. Well, if I'm going to be honest with you, I never thought of it at all. I mean that I did not invent such a job, for it was actually suggested to me and I was in too great a need to be fussy about what I did. Do you know, I believe that I was near the first, if not the very first who earned money by regularly knocking up. Either way, at the time that I began the job, I knew of no one else who was doing the same thing.
"The idea came to me in this way. My husband had been a delicate sort of man from the day we first met. And he was, God love him, as different from me in spirit and ways as summer is from winter. He had hardly a day's work in him and I have often wondered what we should have done, or what would have become of us, had it been that I was struck down instead of him. But you see, God was watching over us. It was a good thing in many ways, indeed in all ways, that it was he who was afflicted, for if it had been me, what an ill-tempered and impatient creature I would have been.
"Now it was no illness that struck my man down, but something entirely different. It all happened like this, we had been married about six years, and our son was about four years old, when my man suffered a serious accident. He was working hard in the foundry and lifting a heavy weight when something seemed to snap or give way in his back. He was brought home to me between two men, and from that day until his death, more than fifteen years afterwards, he never did a stroke of work, the poor man!
"Aye, it was after this that the knocking-up scheme was suggested to me and I was glad of it. I had gone down to the foundry one Friday evening for the wee bit of pay which the owners had kindly allowed him to lift for a while, and I got to speaking with one of the men who was working there and had worked with my husband. He asked me about our welfare and I said to him that I believed I should be able to keep the roof over our heads, and that I was willing to do anything that would help me to achieve that. The, quite suddenly he said, "If you will knock me up at three o'clock every morning but Sunday, I will give you half-a-crown a week." I laughed at first because I thought he was joking. But, when I saw that he was not joking, I quickly took up his offer because something told me that this might just be the beginning of something special.
"The reason why 'knocking-up' is so widespread nowadays is simply that people get so used to the alarm-clock that it fails to awake them. Even if it does awaken them, they are sometimes so sleepy that they drop off again before the alarm runs out. This was what had happened to the person who asked me to awaken him. He had lost many mornings work because he had over-slept. He worked in the designing office and told me that he could get more work done, and of a better quality of work, during the quiet hours of the morning than at any other time. This is what he said anyway, though afterwards another reason was given to excuse his habit of over sleeping. But, the man was anxious to be up at three o'clock. Well, I agreed to do the job and it was a good thing that I did because before a year had gone past I had thirty customers employing me to do the same job for them. of the like kind. Not for the same hour in the morning, or for the same amount of pay. For the most part these other requests were for a time between five and six o'clock.
"I have no problem whatever in telling you what I earned at that time. Why should I? But let me first explain to you how I went on to grow my business, if I may call it a business. At the end of the first year, as I have said, I had thirty customers. Year by year this number of clients began to increase until, by the end of five years, I had upwards of eighty houses to go to. What is more, for the thirty years that I followed knocking-up after that, thirty-five years to be precise, I never fell below that number. Sometimes I had as many as ninety-five houses. Now, you are wondering what did they pay me for my services? All prices! When I managed to get a few more, early customers, in addition to my first one, I knocked him a shilling a week off because I didn't think it was right to be still taking a half-a-crown. So, all those clients who were knocked up before four o'clock in the morning paid me eighteenpence a week, and those who had to be awakened soon after four were charged a shilling a week. Those clients who had to be aroused from five to six o'clock paid me from sixpence to threepence weekly, according to time and distance that I had to go. Of course, the greater number of customers were in the threepenny class.
"You might have a little trouble in seeing how I managed to get through so large a number of houses in so short a time, but I can assure you that I did. I also found out that a workable system was very much a needed thing to have, you may be sure of that. Then I discovered short-cuts to different neighbourhoods and streets, and I took care not to let the grass grow under my feet in keeping my business going. Another helpful talent that I had, of course, was an innate ability of rousing my employers quite quickly. Perhaps it was that my knock or ring or way of tapping windows was more effective than that of other 'knockers-up'. Irrespective of all that, I managed to get through my engagements morning by morning. Now, of course, you are eager to find out what my weekly earnings were. Well, I'll not keep you in suspense any longer, young man. For thirty years I never earned less than thirty shillings a week, though it was mostly thirty-five shillings and, when I had a good lot of far-away or very early customers, I could pick up as much as forty shillings in a week. You look unconvinced, but I assure you that what I am telling you is the truth. Two pounds a week for calling folks to their work, in the morning.
"Now, I'll admit that I am not very strong or healthy as I once was, but how can a woman of seventy years be expected not to have some aches or pain after the life I have lived? But, in all those thirty-five years that I worked at the 'knocking-up', I never had what may be called a sick day. Dear God, sure I hadn't got time to be laid up in a sick bed! I totally believe my early rising, and the exercise in the open air, kept me healthy. At those times when bits of cold did get hold of me, my spirit and attitude did much towards helping ward them off. Let me tell you, Spirit is everything! Did I go to bed during the day? Never! I could not afford the time for such luxury because I had my shop to take care of. You look a little surprised, but I have already told you that I kept a shop. At the time I didn't know how long my husband might linger, and then I became so wrapped up in my poor lad's future, for I was determined that he should be a doctor or a lawyer, or something smarter than a tradesman. Because I had such a good long day before me after my 'knocking-up', I decided that I would open a shop of some kind.
'It took me quite a long time to decide upon what I should deal in. I had a natural dislike of giving credit, and as there are some things which women are not in the habit of buying on tick. In fact, when they need these items they never seem to think of asking for them on credit, and it was in such items that I decided to deal in. That is how I hit upon the idea of selling black-lead, blacking, brushes of various kinds, and even pots and pans. Surprisingly, I noticed that when a woman sent for such items she automatically sent the money to buy them. Furthermore, I realised that it would only take about ten pounds or so to get me started in this type of shop, and I saw that there would be little perishable stock or articles that would go out of fashion. An added advantage was the fact that the business did not need much learning or knowledge to manage it, and these were things which I did not have. So, it was in this way that I became a shopkeeper.
"In the beginning I was able to make my cottage do for my shop, using the bedroom and cellar as the warehouse. But, as the trade increased, I had to take the house next to the one I had, and made I made it into a shop and warehouse. Rent and taxes, you know, were not too heavy then. You know, I began this business after I had spent five years 'knocking-up' and only stopped about six years ago.
"I didn't give up because I was tired of work. But, I saw that I had enough to live upon, and I now had no one belonging me to live for. My husband had been a long-time dead, and my poor son had also been taken from me. Did I sell my business? No, I did not sell either business. There was a poor man, a neighbour of mine, who was laid off his work and, as he had a large family, and his own shop was running from bad to worse every week, I just handed over the knocking-up to him. It has been a good thing for him, thank God. As for the other business, I just allowed my customers to spread themselves among other shops as they thought fit.
"You might wonder if I had made any bad debts the knocking-up business? Well, I will tell you there were not too many and, perhaps, less than you might expect. For one thing, I took pretty good care of my money, though it did take gathering in. I usually got paid on a Saturday afternoon and night. Some called and paid me as they passed my house and others left it with those appointed by me to receive it. One way or another, I got most the greater part of my money week by week. To those who began to be a bit forgetful in paying me, I just gave them the slightest hint that if they did not pay up that week-end I might forget to knock them up and let them overlie themselves now and again. This soon put the forgetfulness out of them, for they knew they would lose a deal more by being fined at the mill than they had to pay me for a whole week's knocking-up. So, in all honesty, I had very few customers who did not pay up old scores. Of course, I am ignoring those whom I did not care to press for payment. These were often men with large families, or men who had had a fit of sickness or the like, or a poor delicate woman. But, let us pay no attention to that for they might have done the same by me.
"Aye, now there is a good chance that a knocker-up will find out what sort of tempers their customers have. God knows that I soon came to know who the surly ones were, and who were pleasant folks, or who were short-tempered and who had good patience. You know, when knocking-up began to be a regular trade we used to rap or ring at the doors of our customers. But there soon arose two objections to this way of rousing them. One objection came from the public, and the other came from the knockers-up. The public complained of being disturbed, especially if sickness was in a house, by our loud rapping or ringing; and the knocker-up soon found out that while he knocked up one who paid him, he knocked up several on each side who did not pay. It did not take us long to invent the fishing-rod-like wands which are now in use. Aye indeed, the knocker-up has a wand of office, and I was among the first who adopted these rods. With these wands we would give a few taps on the bedroom window, which no one hears but those who should.
"I will tell you that a surly, or hot-tempered customer, would growl or knock things about as he came to the window to reply, and his responding rap would sound as peevish as possible. But a good-tempered man was always quite pleasant and cheering to get out of bed, for you could almost hear from his very footstep that he was grateful, and his reply-tap sounded quite musical. Moreover, when he spoke to you and bade you a good-morning, it was truly encouraging. I have even had occasions when I knocked some men up for nothing, just because it was pleasant to hear them, especially after you had had two or three of the other kind to deal with. There were others that I had given up knocking, for no other reason than that they were sulky or angry at being disturbed and generally unpleasant. I can recall one particular man on my rounds. He was a little, slender, ill-featured man, who always reminded me of a weasel, and he had to be up at five o'clock. But, the same man was fond of the drink, so he was not only difficult to awaken, but he never came to the window without indulging in angry mutterings, which were not always the sort of things you needed to hear at that time in the morning. He was one of my shilling-a-week customers and paid regularly. But I was so pissed-off by his lousy temper and insulting ways, that at I finally gave him the elbow as a bad job.
"Surely, you would agree that a 'knocker-up' really deserves the gratitude of his customers and should not think that we are well compensated when we get his money. They should not forget that we have to be out of our warm beds in all sorts of weather and cannot allow a bit of a sniff or a tooth-ache to keep us at home. But, the customer can sleep on the whole night through, in peace and contentment, because they know that they will hear the wakening taps on their window at the right time. Surely, there is no person that can think that a 'knocker-up' is a selfish man, or even a selfish woman. No money is so well spent as that which is paid to the 'knocker-up' and I believe most who pay the money think the same.
"For several years I 'knocked-up' two young women who were sisters. They had been left orphans when they were very young, but the poor things stuck together, went to the mill, saved their wages, and finally were able to take and furnish a room. They got me to knock them up, for they kept their own little spot clean and tidy, mended their own things at night, and they went to bed tired and often late, which caused them to sleep heavily. Well, as I've said, I knocked them up for years and they would not let me do it for nothing. No, not even now and again. One or the other of them always had a "Good-morning," or "How are you this morning, Mrs McNamee?" in a low kind tone for me. And about once a quarter they would invite me to spend a Sunday evening with them and take a cup of tea. Let me tell you, if any people were grateful for what I did for them, it was these girls.
"Now, I suppose you want to know how and when did I get my sleep? Well, I'll tell you. I always went to bed at nine o'clock every night, except Saturdays. Of course, because I had an exhausted body and a contented mind, it didn't take me very long in dropping off to sleep. And I was up again at half-past two exactly, for my first customer lived a good twenty minutes' walk from my house, and you know he had to be awakened at three o'clock. Well, for some time I had no one else to arouse until four o'clock, so I used to come home again. Before I went out in winter I would build the fire up with 'slack' and get myself a cup of tea. But, in summer I would let the fire go out, and would not light it again until I came back from the early customer. Then I always made my poor husband a cup of tea, after which he slept better than he had in the earlier part of the night. You see it was he who had to awaken me, because being young and very active during the day, I slept soundly. What between him and the alarm, I never over-slept. No, not even once. But after I had been about six or seven years at the job, I got to awaken quite naturally. Indeed, it was well that I did, for when my husband died, I no longer had him to depend on.
"I can tell you also that the worst weather for any knocker-up is wet weather. Oh, it was try one's patience, to say nothing of one's health, to be pelted with rain and wind. Then when the streets were filled with snow and slush it was anything but pleasant. But, I always tried to think of the good I was doing for others and thinking that way proved to be a wonderful help. In fact, even a chimney-sweep or a street-sweeper could be happy in his calling if he only took such a similar view of his work. Why, we are all helping one another as well as earning our livings when we follow our vocation in life. But, I have to admit that it was an extra nice job to be doing on a fine spring or summer morning. I used to be happy all over on such mornings.
"Maybe you would like me to tell you something about my son. To tell the truth, I seldom feel like I want to talk about him because when I do talk about my dear boy, it has taken me many a day to get his image out of my mind."
At this point I respectfully asked Mrs McNamee not to go on with the story, but she did. It was interesting and touching in some of its details, but since it is not relevant to this particular story I have decided not to include here.