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Its been a long, long, long time
How could I ever have lost you
When I loved you?
It took a long, long, long time
Now Im so happy I found you
How I love you
So many tears I was searching
So many tears I was wasting, oh, oh
Now I can see you, be you
How can I ever misplace you?
How I want you
Oh, I love you
You know that I need you
Oh, I love you |
Paperback writer
Dear Sir or Madam, will you read my book?
It took me years to write, will you take a look?
Its based on a novel by a man named Lear
And I need a job, so I want to be a paperback writer
Paperback writer!
Its a dirty story of a dirty man
And his clinging wife doesnt understand
His son is working for the Daily Mail
Its a steady job, but he wants to be a paperback writer
Paperback writer!
Paperback writer
Its a thousand pages, give or take a few
Ill be writing more in a week or two
I could make it longer if you like the style
I can change it round and I want to be a paperback writer
Paperback writer!
If you really like it, you can have the rights
It could make a million for you overnight
If you must return it, you can send it here
But I need a break, and I want to be a paperback writer
Paperback writer!
Paperback writer
Paperback writer, paperback writer
Paperback writer, paperback writer
Paperback writer, paperback writer
Paperback writer, paperback writer |
You tell me that youve got everything you want
And your bird can sing
But you dont get me
You dont get me
You say youve seen seven wonders
And your bird is green
But you cant see me
You cant see me
When your prized possessions
Start to weigh you down
Look in my direction
Ill be round, Ill be round
When your bird is broken
Will it bring you down?
You may be awoken
Ill be round, Ill be round
You tell me that youve heard every sound there is
And your bird can swing
But you cant hear me
You cant hear me |
Martha, my dear
Though I spend my days in conversation
Please, remember me
Martha, my love
Dont forget me
Martha, my dear
Hold your head up, you silly girl
Look what youve done
When you find yourself in the thick of it
Help yourself to a bit of what is all around you
Silly girl
Take a good look around you
Take a good look, youre bound to see
That you and me were meant to be for each other
Silly girl
Hold your hand out, you silly girl
See what youve done
When you find yourself in the thick of it
Help yourself to a bit of what is all around you
Silly girl
Martha, my dear
You have always been my inspiration
Please, be good to me
Martha, my love
Dont forget me
Martha, my dear |
Now its time to say good night
Good night, sleep tight
Now the sun turns out his light
Good night, sleep tight
Dream sweet dreams for me
Dream sweet dreams for you
Close your eyes and Ill close mine
Good night, sleep tight
Now the moon begins to shine
Good night, sleep tight
Dream sweet dreams for me
Dream sweet dreams for you
Mmm
Close your eyes and Ill close mine
Good night, sleep tight
Now the sun turns out his light
Good night, sleep tight
Dream sweet dreams for me
Dream sweet dreams for you
Good night
Good night, everybody
Everybody, everywhere
Good night |
Good morning, good morning
Good morning, good morning
Good morning
Nothing to do to save his life, call his wife in
Nothing to say but what a day, hows your boy been?
Nothing to do, its up to you
Ive got nothing to say but its okay
Good morning, good morning
Good morning
Going to work, dont want to go, feeling low down
Heading for home, you start to roam, then youre in town
Everybody knows theres nothing doing
Everything is closed, its like a ruin
Everyone you see is half asleep
And youre on your own, youre in the street
After a while you start to smile, now you feel cool
Then you decide to take a walk by the old school
Nothing has changed, its still the same
Ive got nothing to say but its okay
Good morning, good morning
Good morning
People running round, its five oclock
Everywhere in town its getting dark
Everyone you see is full of life
Its time for tea and Meet the Wife
Somebody needs to know the time, glad that Im here
Watching the skirts, you start to flirt, now youre in gear
Go to a show, you hope she goes
Ive got nothing to say, but its okay
Good morning, good morning
Good...
Good morning, good morning, good
Good morning, good morning, good
Good morning, good morning, good
Good morning, good morning, good
Guten Morgen, guten Morgen, gut
Guten Morgen, guten Morgen, gut
Guten Morgen, guten Morgen, gut
Guten Morgen, guten Morgen, gut
Guten Morgen, guten Morgen, gut
Guten Morgen, guten Morgen, gut
Guten Morgen, guten Morgen, good morning |
Ive got a feeling, a feeling deep inside
Oh yeah, oh yeah, thats right
Ive got a feeling, a feeling I cant hide
Oh no, no, oh no! Oh no
Yeah, yeah! Ive got a feeling, yeah!
Oh please, believe me, Id hate to miss the train
Oh yeah, yeah, oh yeah!
And if you leave me I wont be late again
Oh no, oh no! Oh no
Yeah, yeah! Ive got a feeling, yeah!
Ive got a feeling
All these years Ive been wandering around
Wondering how come nobody told me
All that I was looking for was somebody who looked like you!
Ive got a feeling, that keeps me on my toes
Oh yeah, oh yeah
Ive got a feeling, I think that everybody knows
Oh yeah, oh yeah! Oh yeah
Yeah, yeah! Ive got a feeling, yeah!
Yeah
Everybody had a hard year
Everybody had a good time
Everybody had a wet dream
Everybody saw the sunshine
Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah
Everybody had a good year
Everybody let their hair down
Everybody pulled their socks up
Everybody put their foot down, oh yeah
Yeah, woo-hoo!
Ive got a feeling
A feeling deep inside
Oh yeah
Oh yeah
Ive got a feeling
A feeling I cant hide
Oh no
Oh no, no
Yeah, yeah!
Ive got a feeling
Ive got a feeling
Ive got a feeling
Yeah yeah yeah yeah |
All my little plans and schemes
Lost like some forgotten dreams
Seems that all I really was doing
Was waiting for you
Just like little girls and boys
Playing with their little toys
Seems like all they really were doing
Was waiting for love
Dont need to be alone
No need to be alone
Its real love
Its real
Yes, its real love
Its real
From this moment on I know
Exactly where my life will go
Seems that all I really was doing
Was waiting for love
Dont need to be afraid
No need to be afraid
Its real love
Its real
Yes, its real love
Its real
Thought Id been in love before
But in my heart, I wanted more
Seems like all I really was doing
Was waiting for you
Dont need to be alone
Dont need to be alone
Its real love, its real
Its real love, its real
Yes its real love, its real
Its real love, its real
Yes its real love, its real
Its real love, its real
Yes its real love, its real
Its real love, its real |
I dig a pony
Well, you can celebrate anything you want
Yes, you can celebrate anything you want
Oh!
I do a road hog
Well, you can penetrate any place you go
Yes, you can penetrate any place you go
I told you so
All I want is you
Everything has got to be just like you want it to
Because
I pick a moon dog
Well, you can radiate everything you are
Yes, you can radiate everything you are
Oh, now
I roll a stoney
Well, you can imitate everyone you know
Yes, you can imitate everyone you know
I told you so
All I want is you
Everything has got to be just like you want it to
Because
Ooh, now
I feel the wind blow
Well, you can indicate everything you see
Yes, you can indicate anything you see
Oh now
I load a lorry
Well, you can syndicate any boat you row
Yeah, you can syndicate any boat you row
I told you so
All I want is you
Everything has got to be just like you want it to
Because |
If the rain comes
They run and hide their heads
They might as well be dead
If the rain comes
If the rain comes
When the sun shines
They slip into the shade
And sip their lemonade
When the sun shines
When the sun shines
Rain
I dont mind
Shine
The weathers fine
I can show you
That when it starts to rain
Everythings the same
I can show you
I can show you
Rain
I dont mind
Shine
The weathers fine
Can you hear me
That when it rains and shines
Its just a state of mind
Can you hear me
Can you hear me
Sdaeh rieht edih dna nur yeht semoc niar eht fI
NiaR
NiaR, enihsnuS |
Sheepdog
Standing in the rain
Bullfrog
Doing it again
Some kind of happiness is measured out in miles
What makes you think youre something special when you smile?
Child-like
No one understands
Jack knife
In your sweaty hands
Some kind of innocence is measured out in years
You dont know what its like to listen to your fears
You can talk to me
You can talk to me
You can talk to me
If youre lonely you can talk to me
Big man
Walking in the park
Wigwam
Frightened of the dark
Some kind of solitude is measured out in you
You think you know me but you havent got a clue
You can talk to me
You can talk to me
You can talk to me
If youre lonely you can talk to me
Wahoo woof! Woof!
Hey bulldog! Hey bulldog!
Hey bulldog! Hey bulldog!
Hey man, whats that boy?
Woof!
What do you say?
I said woof!
You know anymore?
Wooaah ha ha ha!
Youve got it, thats it, you had it!
Thats it, man, woo!
Thats it! Youve got it!
Dont look at me man, I only have ten children
Ah ho! Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Quiet boy, quiet!
Okay
Quiet!
Hey bulldog!
Hey bulldog! |
Im looking through you, where did you go?
I thought I knew you, what did I know?
You dont look different, but you have changed
Im looking through you, youre not the same
Your lips are moving, I cannot hear
Your voice is soothing, but the words arent clear
You dont sound different, Ive learned the game
Im looking through you, youre not the same
Why, tell me why, did you not treat me right?
Love has a nasty habit of disappearing overnight
Youre thinking of me, the same old way
You were above me, but not today
The only difference is youre down there
Im looking through you, and youre nowhere
Why, tell me why, did you not treat me right?
Love has a nasty habit of disappearing overnight
Im looking through you, where did you go?
I thought I knew you, what did I know?
You dont look different, but you have changed
Im looking through you, youre not the same
Yeah, oh, baby, youve changed
Ah, Im looking through you
Yeah, Im looking through you
You changed, you changed, you changed, you changed |
Ive just seen a face I cant forget the time or place
Where we just met, shes just the girl for me
And I want all the world to see weve met
Mmm-mmm-mmm-mmmm-mmm
Had it been another day I might have looked the other way
And Id have never been aware
But as it is Ill dream of her tonight
Di-di-di-dindi
Fallin, yes I am fallin
And she keeps callin me back again
I have never known the like of this Ive been alone
And I have missed things and kept out of sight
But other girls were never quite like this
Da-da-nda-danda
Fallin, yes I am fallin
And she keeps callin me back again
Fallin, yes I am fallin
And she keeps callin me back again
Ive just seen a face I cant forget the time or place
Where we just met, shes just the girl for me
And I want all the world to see weve met
Mmm-mmm-mmm-da-da-da
Fallin, yes I am fallin
And she keeps callin me back again
Fallin, yes I am fallin
And she keeps callin me back again
Oh, fallin, yes I am fallin
And she keeps callin me back again |
Youll never know how much I really love you
Youll never know how much I really care
Listen
Do you want to know a secret?
Do you promise not to tell? Whoa oh, oh
Closer
Let me whisper in your ear
Say the words you long to hear
Im in love with you, ooh
Listen
Do you want to know a secret?
Do you promise not to tell? Whoa oh, oh
Closer
Let me whisper in your ear
Say the words you long to hear
Im in love with you, ooh
Ive known the secret for a week or two
Nobody knows, just we two
Listen
Do you want to know a secret?
Do you promise not to tell? Whoa oh, oh
Closer
Let me whisper in your ear
Say the words you long to hear
Im in love with you, ooh
Ooh |
Each day just goes so fast
I turn around, its past
You dont get time to hang a sign on me
Love me while you can
Before Im a dead old man
A lifetime is so short
A new one cant be bought
But what youve got means such a lot to me
Make love all day long
Make love singing songs
Make love all day long
Make love singing songs
Theres people standing round
Wholl screw you in the ground
Theyll fill you in with all their sins youll see
Ill make love to you
If you want me to |
Theres a fog upon L.A
And my friends have lost their way
Well be over soon, they said
Now, theyve lost themselves instead
Please, dont be long
Please, dont you be very long
Please, dont be long
For I may be asleep
Well, it only goes to show
And I told them where to go
Ask a policeman on the street
Theres so many there to meet
Please, dont be long
Please, dont you be very long
Please, dont be long
Or I may be asleep
Now, its past my bed I know
And Id really like to go
Soon will be the break of day
Sitting here in Blue Jay Way
Please, dont be long
Please, dont you be very long
Please, dont be long
Or I may be asleep
Please, dont be long
Please, dont you be very long
Please, dont be long
Please, dont be long
Please, dont you be very long
Please, dont be long
Please, dont be long
Please, dont you be very long
Please, dont be long
Dont be long, dont be long
Dont be long, dont be long
Dont be long, dont be long
Dont be long, dont be long |
Free as a bird
Its the next best thing to be
Free as a bird
Home, home and dry
Like a homing bird Ill fly
As a bird on wings
Whatever happened to
The life that we once knew?
Can we really live without each other?
Where did we lose the touch
That seemed to mean so much?
It always made me feel so
Free as a bird
Its the next best thing to be
Free as a bird
Home, home and dry
Like a homing bird Ill fly
As a bird on wings
Whatever happened to
The life that we once knew?
Always made me feel so free
Ah
Ah
Ah
Free as a bird
Its the next best thing to be
Free as a bird
Free as a bird
Free as a bird
Oooooo
Free
Made for John Lennon |
One day, youll look to see Ive gone
For tomorrow may rain, so Ill follow the sun
Some day, youll know I was the one
But tomorrow may rain, so Ill follow the sun
And now the time has come
And so, my love, I must go
And though I lose a friend
In the end, you will know
Oh-oh-oh
One day, youll find that I have gone
But tomorrow may rain, so Ill follow the sun
Yeah, tomorrow may rain, so Ill follow the sun
And now the time has come
And so, my love, I must go
And though I lose a friend
In the end, you will know
Oh-oh-oh
One day, youll find that I have gone
But tomorrow may rain, so Ill follow the sun |
Born a poor young country boy
Mother Natures son
All day long, Im sitting singing songs for everyone
Sit beside a mountain stream
See her waters rise
Listen to the pretty sound of music as she flies
Find me in my field of grass
Mother Natures son
Swaying daisies sing a lazy song beneath the sun
Mother Natures son |
Cry baby cry
Make your mother sigh
Shes old enough to know better
The king of Marigold was in the kitchen
Cooking breakfast for the queen
The queen was in the parlour
Playing piano for the children of the king
Cry baby cry
Make your mother sigh
Shes old enough to know better
So cry baby cry
The king was in the garden
Picking flowers for a friend who came to play
The queen was in the playroom
Painting pictures for the childrens holiday
Cry baby cry
Make your mother sigh
Shes old enough to know better
So cry baby cry
The duchess of Kircaldy always smiling
And arriving late for tea
The duke was having problems
With a message at the local Bird and Bee
Cry baby cry
Make your mother sigh
Shes old enough to know better
So cry baby cry
At twelve oclock a meeting round the table
For a seance in the dark
With voices out of nowhere
Put on specially by the children for a lark
Cry baby cry
Make your mother sigh
Shes old enough to know better
So cry baby cry
Cry cry cry baby
Make your mother sigh
Shes old enough to know better
So cry baby cry
Can you take me back where I came from?
Can you take me back?
Can you take me back where I came from?
Brother, can you take me back?
Can you take me back?
Mm, can you take me where I came from?
Can you take me back? |
How does it feel to be one of the beautiful people?
Now that you know who you are
What do you want to be?
And have you traveled very far?
Far as the eye can see
How does it feel to be one of the beautiful people?
How often have you been there?
Often enough to know
What did you see when you were there?
Nothing that doesnt show
Baby, youre a rich man
Baby, youre a rich man
Baby, youre a rich man, too
You keep all your money in a big brown bag inside a zoo
What a thing to do
Baby, youre a rich man
Baby, youre a rich man
Baby, youre a rich man, too
How does it feel to be one of the beautiful people?
Tuned to a natural E
Happy to be that way
Now that youve found another key
What are you going to play?
Baby, youre a rich man
Baby, youre a rich man
Baby, youre a rich man, too
You keep all your money in a big brown bag inside a zoo
What a thing to do
Baby, baby, youre a rich man
Baby, youre a rich man
Baby, youre a rich man, too
Oh, baby, youre a rich man
Baby, youre a rich man
Baby, baby youre a rich man, too |
Why dont we d-do it in the road?
Why dont we do it in the road?
Why dont we do it in the road?
Why dont we do it in the road
No one will be watching us
Why dont we do it in the road?
Why dont we do it in the road?
Why dont we do it in the road?
Why dont we do it in the road?
Why dont we do it in the road?
No one will be watching us
Why dont we do it in the road?
Why dont we do it in the road?
Why dont we do it in the road?
Why dont we d-do it, do it in the road?
Why dont we do it in the road?
No one will be watching us
Why dont we do it in the road? |
Come on, come on, come on, come on
Come on, its such a joy, come on, its such a joy
Come on, lets take it easy, come on lets take it easy
Take it easy
Take it easy
Everybodys got something to hide
Except for me and my monkey
Woo!
The deeper you go, the higher you fly
The higher you fly, the deeper you go
So come on, come on
Come on, its such a joy, come on, its such a joy
Come on, lets make it easy, come on, lets take it easy
Take it easy
Take it easy
Everybodys got something to hide
Except for me and my monkey, yeah
Oh!
Your inside is out when your outside is in
Your outside is in when your inside is out
So come on , come on
Come on, its such a joy, come on, its such a joy
Come on, lets make it easy, come on, lets make it easy
Make it easy
Make it easy
Everybodys got something to hide
Except for me and my monkey
Hey!
Yeah!
Come on, come on, come on, come on |
All through the day
I me mine, I me mine, I me mine
All through the night
I me mine, I me mine, I me mine
Now theyre frightened of leaving it
Everyones weaving it
Coming on strong all the time
All through the day
I me mine
I-I-me-me-mine
I-I-me-me-mine
I-I-me-me-mine
I-I-me-me-mine
All I can hear
I me mine, I me mine, I me mine
Even those tears
I me mine, I me mine, I me mine
No-ones frightened of playing it
Everyones saying it
Flowing more freely than wine
All through the day
I me mine
I-I-me-me-mine
I-I-me-me-mine
I-I-me-me-mine
I-I-me-me-mine
All I can hear
I me mine, I me mine, I me mine
Even those tears
I me mine, I me mine, I me mine
No-ones frightened of playing it
Everyones saying it
Flowing more freely than wine
All through your life
I me mine |
When I call you up, your lines engaged
I have heard enough, so act your age
We have lost the time that was so hard to find
And I will lose my mind
If you wont see me
You wont see me
I dont know why you should want to hide
But I cant get through, my hands are tied
I wont want to stay, I dont have much to say
But I get turned away
And you wont see me
You wont see me
Time after time
You refuse to even listen
I wouldnt mind
If I knew what I was missing
Though the days are few, theyre filled with tears
And since I lost you, it feels like years
Yes, it seems so long, girl, since youve been gone
And I just cant go on
If you wont see me
You wont see me
Time after time
You refuse to even listen
I wouldnt mind
If I knew what I was missing
Though the days are few, theyre filled with tears
And since I lost you, it feels like years
Yes, it seems so long, girl, since youve been gone
And I just cant go on
If you wont see me
You wont see me
Ooooh oh la la-la
Ooooh oh la la-la |
Good day sunshine
Good day sunshine
Good day sunshine
I need to laugh, and when the sun is out
Ive got something I can laugh about
I feel good, in a special way
Im in love and its a sunny day
Good day sunshine
Good day sunshine
Good day sunshine
We take a walk, the sun is shining down
Burns my feet as they touch the ground
Good day sunshine
Good day sunshine
Good day sunshine
And then we lie, beneath a shady tree
I love her and shes loving me
She feels good, she knows shes looking fine
Im so proud to know that she is mine
Good day sunshine
Good day sunshine
Good day sunshine
Good day sunshine
Good day sunshine
Good day sunshine
Good day sunshine |
(Roll up! Roll up for the magical mystery tour!
Step right this way!)
Roll up, roll up for the mystery tour
Roll up, roll up for the mystery tour
Roll up , roll up for the mystery tour
Roll up , roll up for the mystery tour
The magical mystery tour is waiting to take you away
Waiting to take you away
Roll up, roll up for the mystery tour
Roll up, roll up for the mystery tour
Roll up , roll up for the mystery tour
Roll up , roll up for the mystery tour
The magical mystery tour is hoping to take you away
Hoping to take you away
A mystery trip
Aaaah... the magical mystery tour
Roll up, roll up for the mystery tour
Roll up , roll up for the mystery tour
Roll up , roll up for the mystery tour
The magical mystery tour is coming to take you away
Coming to take you away
The magical mystery tour is dying to take you away
Dying to take you away, take you today |
I should have known better with a girl like you
That I would love everything that you do
And I do, hey, hey, hey, and I do
Whoa, oh, I never realized what a kiss could be
This could only happen to me
Cant you see, cant you see
That when I tell you that I love you, oh
Youre going to say you love me too, oh
And when I ask you to be mine
Youre gonna say you love me too
So I should have realized a lot of things before
If this is love youve got to give me more
Give me more, hey hey hey, give me more
Whoa, oh, I never realized what a kiss could be
This could only happen to me
Cant you see, cant you see
That when I tell you that I love you, oh
Youre going to say you love me too, oh
And when I ask you to be mine
Youre going to say you love me too
You love me too, you love me too
You love me too |
Ive got a word or two
To say about the things that you do
Youre telling all those lies
About the good things that we can have
If we close our eyes
Do what you want to do
And go where youre going to
Think for yourself
Cause I wont be there with you
I left you far behind
The ruins of the life that you have in mind
And though you still cant see
I know your minds made up
Youre gonna cause more misery
Do what you want to do
And go where youre going to
Think for yourself
Cause I wont be there with you
Although your minds opaque
Try thinking more if just for your own sake
The future still looks good
And youve got time to rectify
All the things that you should
Do what you want to do
And go where youre going to
Think for yourself
Cause I wont be there with you
Do what you want to do
And go where youre going to
Think for yourself
Cause I wont be there with you
Think for yourself
Cause I wont be there with you |
She was a working girl North of England way
Now shes hit the big time in the U.S.A.
And if she could only hear me, this is what Id say
Honey Pie, you are making me crazy
Im in love, but Im lazy
So wont you please come home
Oh, honey pie, my position is tragic
Come and show me the magic
Of your Hollywood song
You became a legend of the silver screen
And now the thought of meeting you
Makes me weak in the knee
Oh, Honey Pie, you are driving me frantic
Sail across the Atlantic
To be where you belong
Honey pie, come back to me
Ooh, yeah
I like it like that, oh ah
I like this kind of hot kind of music
Hot kind of music
Play it to me, play it to me, Hollywood blues
Will the wind that blew her boat across the sea
Kindly send her sailing back to me?
Tee, tee, tee
Now Honey Pie you are making me crazy
Im in love but Im lazy
So wont you please come home
Come, come back to me, Honey Pie
Ooh, oh
Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh
Honey Pie, Honey Pie |
Anna
You come and ask me, girl
To set you free, girl
You say he loves you more than me, so I will set you free
Go with him
Go with him
Anna
Girl, before you go now
I want you to know, now
That I still love you so, but if he loves you more
Go with him
All of my life
Ive been searching for a girl
To love me like I love you
Oh, now, but every girl Ive ever had
Breaks my heart and leaves me sad
What am I, what am I supposed to do?
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Anna
Just one more thing, girl
You give back your ring to me, and I will set you free
Go with him
All of my life
Ive been searching for a girl to love me like I love you
But let me tell you now
But every girl Ive ever had, breaks my heart and leave me sad
What am I, what am I supposed to do?
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Anna
Just one more thing, girl
You give back your ring to me, and I will set you free
Go with him
Go with him
You can go with him, girl
Go with him |
I listen for your footsteps coming up the drive
Listen for your footsteps, but they dont arrive
Waiting for your knock, dear, on my old front door
I dont hear it--does it mean you dont love me any more?
I hear the clock aticking on the mantel shelf
See the hands amoving, but Im by myself
I wonder where you are tonight, and why Im by myself
I dont see you, does it mean you dont love me any more?
Dont pass me by, dont make me cry, dont make me blue
Cause you know, darling, I love only you
Youll never know it hurt me so, how I hate to see you go
Dont pass me by
Dont make me cry
Im sorry that I doubted you, I was so unfair
You were in a car crash, and you lost your hair
You said that you would be late, about an hour or two
I said thats alright, Im waiting here, just waiting to hear from you
Dont pass me by, dont make me cry, dont make me blue
Cause you know, darling, I love only you
Youll never know it hurt me so, Ill hate to see you go
Dont pass me by
Dont make me cry
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight
Dont pass me by, dont make me cry, dont make me blue
Cause you know, darling, I love only you
Youll never know it hurt me so, Ill hate to see you go
Dont pass me by
Dont make me cry |
Ring, my friend I said youd call
Doctor Robert
Day or night hell be there any time at all
Doctor Robert
Doctor Robert
Youre a new and better man
He helps you to understand
He does everything he can
Doctor Robert
If youre down hell pick you up
Doctor Robert
Take a drink from his special cup
Doctor Robert
Doctor Robert
Hes a man you must believe
Helping anyone in need
No one can succeed like
Doctor Robert
Well, well, well, youre feeling fine
Well, well, well, hell make you
Doctor Robert
My friend works for the National Health
Doctor Robert
Youll pay money just to see yourself
With Doctor Robert
Doctor Robert
Youre a new and better man
He helps you to understand
He does everything he can
Doctor Robert
Well, well, well, youre feeling fine
Well, well, well, hell make you
Doctor Robert
Ring, my friend I said youd call
Doctor Robert
Ring, my friend I said youd call
Doctor Robert
Doctor Robert |
As I write this letter
Send my love to you
Remember that Ill always
Be in love with you
Treasure these few words til were together
Keep all my love forever
P.S. I love you
You, you, you
Ill be coming home again to you, love
And til the day I do, love
P.S. I love you
You, you, you
As I write this letter
Send my love to you
Remember that Ill always
Be in love with you
Treasure these few words til were together
Keep all my love forever
P.S. I love you
You, you, you
As I write this letter
Send my love to you
Remember that Ill always
Be in love with you
Ill be coming home again to you, love
And til the day I do, love
P.S. I love you
You, you, you
You, you, you
I love you |
I get high when I see you go by
My, oh, my
When you sigh, my, my inside just flies
Butterflies
Why am I so shy when Im beside you?
Its only love and that is all
Why should I feel the way I do?
Its only love, and that is all
But its so hard loving you
Is it right that you and I should fight
Every night?
Just the sight of you makes nighttime bright
Very bright
Havent I the right to make it up, girl?
Its only love and that is all
Why should I feel the way I do?
Its only love, and that is all
But its so hard loving you
Yes, its so hard loving you, loving you |
I want to tell you
My head is filled with things to say
When youre here
All those words, they seem to slip away
When I get near you
The games begin to drag me down
Its all right
Ill make you maybe next time around
But if I seem to act unkind
Its only me, its not my mind
That is confusing things
I want to tell you
I feel hung up but I dont know why
I dont mind
I could wait forever, Ive got time
Sometimes I wish I knew you well
Then I could speak my mind and tell you
Maybe youd understand
I want to tell you
I feel hung up but I dont know why
I dont mind
I could wait forever, Ive got time
Ive got time
Ive got time |
Lets all get up and dance to a song
That was a hit before your mother was born
Though she was born a long, long time ago
Your mother should know
Your mother should know
Sing it again
Lets all get up and dance to a song
That was a hit before your mother was born
Though she was born a long, long time ago
Your mother should know
Your mother should know
Lift up your hearts and sing me a song
That was a hit before your mother was born
Though she was born a long, long time ago
Your mother should know
Your mother should know
Your mother should know
Your mother should know
Sing it again
Da da dada da da da dada dada dada da da
Da dada da da
Though she was born a long, long time ago
Your mother should know
Your mother should know
Your mother should know
Your mother should know
Your mother should know
Your mother should know |
You dont realize how much I need you
Love you all the time and never leave you
Please come on back to me
Im lonely as can be
I need you
Said you had a thing or two to tell me
How was I to know you would upset me?
I didnt realize as I looked in your eyes
You told me
Oh yes, you told me, you dont want my lovin anymore
Thats when it hurt me and feeling like this I just cant go on anymore
Please remember how I feel about you
I could never really live without you
So, come on back and see just what you mean to me. I need you
But when you told me, you dont want my lovin anymore
Thats when it hurt me and feeling like this, I just cant go on anymore
Please remember how I feel about you
I could never really live without you
So, come on back and see just what you mean to me. I need you
I need you
I need you |
Babys good to me, you know
Shes happy as can be, you know
She said so
Im in love with her and I feel fine
Baby says shes mine, you know
She tells me all the time, you know
She said so
Im in love with her and I feel fine
Im so glad that shes my little girl
Shes so glad, shes telling all the world
That her baby buys her things, you know
He buys her diamond rings, you know
She said so
Shes in love with me and I feel fine, mmm
Baby says shes mine, you know
She tells me all the time, you know
She said so
Im in love with her and I feel fine
Im so glad that shes my little girl
Shes so glad, shes telling all the world
That her baby buys her things, you know
He buys her diamond rings, you know
She said so
Shes in love with me and I feel fine
Shes in love with me and I feel fine, mmm |
If I needed someone to love
Youre the one that Id be thinking of
If I needed someone
If I had some more time to spend
Then I guess Id be with you my friend
If I needed someone
Had you come some other day
Then it might not have been like this
But you see now Im too much in love
Carve your number on my wall
And maybe you will get a call from me
If I needed someone
Ah, ah, ah, ah
If I had some more time to spend
Then I guess Id be with you my friend
If I needed someone
Had you come some other day
Then it might not have been like this
But you see now Im too much in love
Carve your number on my wall
And maybe you will get a call from me
If I needed someone
Ah, ah |
Da da da da da dum dum da
Da da da da da dum dum da
If theres anything that you want
If theres anything I can do
Just call on me and Ill send it along
With love, from me to you
Ive got everything that you want
Like a heart thats oh so true
Just call on me and Ill send it along
With love, from me to you
I got arms that long to hold you
And keep you by my side
I got lips that long to kiss you
And keep you satisfied, oooh
If theres anything that you want
If theres anything I can do
Just call on me and Ill send it along
With love, from me to you
From me, to you
Just call on me and Ill send it along
With love, from me to you
I got arms that long to hold you
And keep you by my side
I got lips that long to kiss you
And keep you satisfied, oooh
If theres anything that you want
If theres anything I can do
Just call on me and Ill send it along
With love, from me to you
To you, to you, to you |
Were Sgt. Peppers Lonely Hearts Club Band
We hope you have enjoyed the show
Sgt. Peppers Lonely Hearts Club Band
Were sorry but its time to go
Sgt. Peppers lonely, Sgt. Peppers lonely
Sgt. Peppers lonely, Sgt. Peppers lonely
Sgt. Peppers Lonely Hearts Club Band
Wed like to thank you once again
Sgt. Peppers one and only Lonely Hearts Club Band
Its getting very near the end
Sgt. Peppers lonely, Sgt. Peppers lonely
Sgt. Peppers Lonely Hearts Club Band |
I dont like you, but I love you
Seems that Im always thinking of you
Oh, oh, oh
You treat me badly, I love you madly
Youve really got a hold on me
Youve really got a hold on me , baby!
I dont want you, but I need you
Dont want to kiss you, but I need to
Oh, oh, oh
You do me wrong now, my love is strong now
Youve really got a hold on me
Youve really got a hold on me , baby!
I love you and all I want you to do
Is just hold me, hold me, hold me, hold me...
Tighter!
Tighter!
I want to leave you, dont want to stay here
Dont want to spend another day here
Oh, oh, oh
I want to split now, I just cant quit now
Youve really got a hold on me
Youve really got a hold on me , baby!
I love you and all I want you to do
Is just hold me , hold me , hold me, hold me...
Youve really got a hold on me
Youve really got a hold on me |
That boy took my love away
Though hell regret it someday
But this boy wants you back again
That boy isnt good for you
Though he may want you too
This boy wants you back again
Oh, and this boy would be happy
Just to love you, but oh my
That boy wont be happy
Till hes seen you cry
This boy wouldnt mind the pain
Would always feel the same
If this boy gets you back again
This boy
This boy
This boy |
This happened once before
When I came to your door
No reply
They said it wasnt you
But I saw you peep through your window
I saw the light, I saw the light
I know that you saw me
Cause I looked up to see your face
I tried to telephone
They said you were not home
Thats a lie
Cause I know where youve been
I saw you walk in your door
I nearly died, I nearly died
Cause you walked hand in hand
With another man in my place
If I were you, Id realise that I
Love you more than any other guy
And Ill forgive the lies that I
Heard before when you gave me no reply
I tried to telephone
They said you were not home
Thats a lie
Cause I know where youve been
I saw you walk in your door
I nearly died, I nearly died
Cause you walked hand in hand
With another man in my place
No reply, no reply |
Im a loser
Im a loser
And Im not what I appear to be
Of all the love I have won or have lost
There is one love I should never have crossed
She was a girl in a million, my friend
I should have known she would win in the end
Im a loser
And I lost someone whos near to me
Im a loser
And Im not what I appear to be
Although I laugh and I act like a clown
Beneath this mask I am wearing a frown
My tears are falling like rain from the sky
Is it for her or myself that I cry?
Im a loser
And I lost someone whos near to me
Im a loser
And Im not what I appear to be
What have I done to deserve such a fate?
I realise I have left it too late
And so its true, pride comes before a fall
Im telling you so that you wont lose all
Im a loser, and I lost someone whos near to me
Im a loser
And Im not what I appear to be |
Because youre sweet and lovely, girl, I love you
Because youre sweet and lovely, girl, its true
I love you more than ever, girl, I do
I want you in the morning, girl, I love you
I want you at the moment I feel blue
Im living every moment, girl, for you
Ive loved you from the moment I saw you
You looked at me and thats all you had to do
I feel it now I hope you feel it too
Because youre sweet and lovely, girl, I love you
Because youre sweet and lovely, girl, its true
I love you more than ever, girl, I do
Im livin the blues |
Sha la la la la la la
Sha la la la la la la
Sha la la la la la la
Sha la la la la
Its not the way you smile that touched my heart
Its not the way you kiss that tears me apart
Uh, oh
Many, many, many nights go by
I sit alone at home and I cry over you
What can I do?
Cant help myself
Cause, baby, its you
Baby, its you
You should hear what they say about you, cheat, cheat
They say, they say you never never never ever been true
Uh, oh
It doesnt matter what they say
I know Im going to love you any old way
What can I do? And its true
Dont want nobody, nobody
Cause, baby, its you
Baby, its you
Uh, oh
It doesnt matter what they say
I know Im going to love you any old way
What can I do? When its true
Dont want nobody, nobody
Cause, baby, its you
Baby, its you
Dont leave me all alone
Come on home
Cause, baby, its you |
My baby said shes travelling on the one after 909
I said move over honey Im travelling on that line
I said move over once, move over twice
Come on baby dont be cold as ice
Said shes travelling on the one after 909
I begged her not to go and I begged her on my bended knees
Youre only fooling round, only fooling round with me
I said move over once, move over twice
Come on, baby, dont be cold as ice
Said shes travelling on the one after 909
Pick up my bag, run to the station
Railman said youve got the wrong location
Pick up my bag, run right home
Then I find Ive got the number wrong
Well, she said shes travelling on the one after 909
I said move over honey Im travelling on that line
I said move over once, move over twice
Come on, baby, dont be cold as ice
She said shes travelling on the one after 909
Pick up my bag, run to the station
Railman says youve got the wrong location
Pick up my bag, run right home
Then I find Ive got the number wrong
Well, she said shes travelling on the one after 909
I said move over honey Im travelling on that line
I said move over once, move over twice
Come on baby dont be cold as ice
Said shes travelling on the one after 9-0
Said shes travelling on the one after 9-0
Said shes travelling on the one after 909
Oh, Danny boy, the old savanna calling |
One, two, three, four
Can I have a little more?
Five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, I love you
A, B, C, D
Can I bring my friend to tea?
E, F, G, H, I, J, I love you
Sail the ship
Chop the tree
Skip the rope
Look at me
All together now
All together now
All together now
All together now
Black, white, green, red
Can I take my friend to bed?
Pink, brown, yellow, orange and blue, I love you
All together now
All together now
All together now
All together now
All together now
All together now
All together now
All together now
All together now
All together now
All together now
All together now
All together now
All together now
All together now
All together now
Sail the ship
Chop the tree
Skip the rope
Look at me
All together now
All together now
All together now
All together now
All together now
All together now
All together now
All together now
All together now
All together now
All together now
All together now
All together now
All together now
All together now
All together now
All together now
All together now
All together now
All together now
All together now
All together now
All together now
All together now
All together now
All together now
All together now
All together now |
Say the word and youll be free
Say the word and be like me
Say the word Im thinking of
Have you heard the word is love?
Its so fine, Its sunshine
Its the word, love
In the beginning I misunderstood
But now Ive got it, the word is good
Spread the word and youll be free
Spread the word and be like me
Spread the word Im thinking of
Have you heard the word is love?
Its so fine, Its sunshine
Its the word, love
Everywhere I go I hear it said
In the good and the bad books that I have read
Say the word and youll be free
Say the word and be like me
Say the word Im thinking of
Have you heard the word is love?
Its so fine, Its sunshine
Its the word, love
Now that I know what I feel must be right
Im here to show everybody the light
Give the word a chance to say
That the word is just the way
Its the word Im thinking of
And the only word is love
Its so fine, Its sunshine
Its the word, love
Say the word, love
Say the word, love
Say the word, love
Say the word, love |
Its all too much
Its all too much
When I look into your eyes, your love is there for me
And the more I go inside, the more there is to see
Its all too much for me to take
The love thats shining all around you
Everywhere, its what you make
For us to take, its all too much
Floating down the stream of time from life to life with me
Makes no difference where you are or where youd like to be
Its all too much for me to take
The love thats shining all around here
All the world is birthday cake
So take a piece but not too much
Sail me on a silver sun, where I know that Im free
Show me that Im everywhere, and get me home for tea
Its all too much for me to see
The love thats shining all around here
The more I learn, the less I know
But what I do is all too much
Its all too much for me to take
The love thats shining all around you
Everywhere, its what you make
For us to take, its all too much
Its too much
Ah, its too much
With your long blond hair and your eyes of blue
With your long blond hair and your eyes of blue
Youre too much, ah
We all get too much
Too much, too much, too much
Too much a, too much a, too much a
Too much a, too much a, too much a
Too much a, too much a, too much a
Too much a, too much a, too much a
Too much a, too much a, too much a
Too much a, too much a, too much a
Too much a, too much a, too much a
Too much a
Too much, too much, too much, too much, too much
Too much, too much, too much, too much, too much
Too much, too much, too much, too much, too much
Too much, too much, too much, too much, too much
Too much, too much, too much, too much, too much |
I want a love thats right
But right is only half of whats wrong
I want a short haired girl
Who sometimes wears it twice as long
Now Im stepping out this old brown shoe
Baby, Im in love with you
Im so glad you came here
It wont be the same now, Im telling you
You know you pick me up
From where some try to drag me down
And when I see your smile
Replacing every thoughtless frown
Got me escaping from this zoo
Baby, Im in love with you
Im so glad you came here
It wont be the same now when Im with you
If I grow up Ill be a singer
Wearing rings on every finger
Not worrying what they or you say
Ill live and love and maybe someday
Who knows, baby, you may comfort me, hey
I may appear to be imperfect
My love is something you cant reject
Im changing faster than the weather
If you and me should get together
Who knows, baby, you may comfort me
I want that love of yours
To miss that love is something Id hate
Ill make an early start
Im making sure that Im not late, hey
For your sweet top lip Im in the queue
Baby, Im in love with you
Im so glad you came here
It wont be the same now when Im with you
Im so glad you came here
It wont be the same now when Im with you
Yeah, yeah, yeah
You know who loves you
You know who loves you
You know who loves you
You know who loves you
You know who loves you
You know who loves you
You know who loves you
You know who loves you
You know who loves you
You know |
The world is treating me bad, misery
Im the kind of guy
Who never used to cry
The world is treating me bad, misery
Ive lost her now for sure
I wont see her no more
Its gonna be a drag, misery
Ill remember all the little things weve done
Cant she see shell always be the only one, only one
Send her back to me
Cause everyone can see
Without her I will be in misery
Ill remember all the little things weve done
She’ll remember and she’ll miss her only one, lonely one
Send her back to me
Cause everyone can see
Without her I will be in misery
In misery
My misery
Misery |
I look at you all, see the love there thats sleeping
While my guitar gently weeps
I look at the floor and I see it needs sweeping
Still my guitar gently weeps
I dont know why nobody told you
How to unfold your love
I dont know how someone controlled you
They bought and sold you
I look at the world and I notice its turning
While my guitar gently weeps
With every mistake we must surely be learning
Still my guitar gently weeps
I dont know how you were diverted
You were perverted too
I dont know how
You were inverted
No one alerted you
I look from the wings at the play you are staging
While my guitar gently weeps
As I’m sitting here, doing nothing but aging
Still my guitar gently weeps |
Its been a long time, now Im coming back home
Ive been away now, oh, how Ive been alone
Wait till I come back to your side
Well forget the tears weve cried
But if your heart breaks, dont wait, turn me away
And if your hearts strong, hold on, I wont delay
Wait till I come back to your side
Well forget the tears weve cried
I feel as though you ought to know
That Ive been good, as good as I can be
And if you do, Ill trust in you
And know that you will wait for me
Its been a long time, now Im coming back home
Ive been away now, oh, how Ive been alone
Wait till I come back to your side
Well forget the tears weve cried
I feel as though you ought to know
That Ive been good, as good as I can be
And if you do, Ill trust in you
And know that you will wait for me
But if your heart breaks, dont wait, turn me away
And if your hearts strong, hold on, I wont delay
Wait till I come back to your side
Well forget the tears weve cried
Its been a long time, now Im coming back home
Ive been away now, oh, how Ive been alone |
Oh yes, wait a minute, Mister Postman
Wait, Mister Postman
Oh yeah!
Please, please, Mister Postman
Oh yeah!
There must be some word someday
From my girlfriend so far away
Please, Mister Postman look and see
If theres a letter, a letter for me
Ive been standing here waiting, Mister Postman
So patiently
For just a card or just a letter
Saying shes returning home to me
Please, Mister Postman!
Oh yeah!
Please, please, Mister Postman
Oh yeah!
So many days you passed me by
See the tear standing in my eye
You didnt stop to make me feel better
By leaving me a card or a letter
Mister Postman!
Look and see
If theres a letter, oh yeah, for me
Ive been waiting such a long time
Since I heard from that girlfriend of mine
You gotta wait a minute, wait a minute
Oh yeah!
Wait a minute, wait a minute
Oh yeah, you got to
Wait a minute, wait a minute
Oh yeah!
Check it and see
One more time for me
You gotta wait a minute, wait a minute
Oh yeah!
Wait a minute, wait a minute
Oh yeah!
Mister Postman
Oh yeah
Deliver the letter, the sooner the better
You gotta wait a minute, wait a minute
Oh yeah!
Wait a minute, wait a minute
Ooh! You gotta
Wait a minute, wait a minute
Oh yeah
Gotta wait a minute, wait a minute
Aah! You gotta
Wait, wait a minute |
What goes on in your heart?
What goes on in your mind?
You are tearin me apart
When you treat me so unkind
What goes on in your mind?
The other day I saw you as I walked along the road
But when I saw him with you, I could feel my future fold
Its so easy for a girl like you to lie
Tell me why
What goes on in your heart?
What goes on in your mind?
You are tearin me apart
When you treat me so unkind
What goes on in your mind?
I met you in the morning waiting for the tides of time
But now the tide is turning, I can see that I was blind
Its so easy for a girl like you to lie
Tell me why
What goes on in your heart?
I used to think of no one else but you were just the same
You didnt even think of me as someone with a name
Did you mean to break my heart and watch me die?
Tell me why
What goes on in your heart?
What goes on in your mind?
You are tearing me apart
When you treat me so unkind
What goes on in your mind? |
Like a rolling stone
Like a rolling stone
Like a rolling stone
Like the FBI
And the CIA
And the BBC
B.B. King
And Doris Day
Matt Busby, dig it, dig it
Dig it, dig it, dig it
That was Can You Dig It by Georgie Wood
And now wed like to do Hark the Angels Come |
Well, gonna write a little letter
Gonna mail it to my local DJ
Its a rocking little record
I want my jockey to play
Roll over Beethoven
Gotta hear it again today
You know my temperatures rising
And the jukebox blows a fuse
My hearts beating rhythm
And my soul keeps singing the blues
Roll over Beethoven
And tell Tchaikovsky the news
Ive got a rocking pneumonia
I need a shot of rhythm and blues
I think I caught off the writer
Sitting down by the rhythm revue
Roll over Beethoven
Rocking in two by two
Well if you feel it and like it
Well get your lover and reel and rock it
Roll it over and move on up
Just a trifle further and reel and rock it
Roll it over
Roll over Beethoven
Rocking in two by two
Well early in the morning
Im a-giving you the warning
Dont you step on my blue suede shoes
Hey diddle diddle
Ill play my fiddle
Aint got nothing to lose
Roll over Beethoven
And tell Tchaikovsky the news
You know she wiggles like a glow worm
Dance like a spinning top
Shes got a crazy partner
Oughta see em reel and rock
As long as she got a dime
The music will never stop
Roll over Beethoven
Roll over Beethoven
Roll over Beethoven
Roll over Beethoven
Roll over Beethoven
Dig to these rhythm and blues |
Honey pie
Honey pie
Honey pie
Honey pie
Honey pie
Honey pie
Honey pie
Honey pie
I love you, honey pie |
Oh, dirty Maggie Mae, they have taken her away
And she never walk down Lime Street anymore
Oh, the judge he guilty found her for robbing a homeward bounder
That dirty no good robbing Maggie Mae
This is a part of Liverpool, they returned me to
Two pounds ten a week, that was my pay |
A taste of honey!
Tasting much sweeter than wine
I dream of your first kiss, and then
I feel upon my lips again
A taste of honey
Tasting much sweeter than wine
I will return, yes I will return
Ill come back for the honey and you
Yours was the kiss that awoke my heart
There lingers still, though were far apart
A taste of honey
Tasting much sweeter than wine
I will return, yes I will return
Ill come back for the honey and you |
Just let me hear some of that rock and roll music
Any old way you choose it
Its got a back beat, you cant lose it
Any old time you use it
Its got to be rock and roll music
If you want to dance with me
If you want to dance with me
Ive got no kick against modern jazz
Unless they try to play it too darn fast
And lose the beauty of the melody
Until they sound just like a symphony
Thats why I go for that that rock and roll music
Any old way you choose it
Its got a back beat, you cant lose it
Any old time you use it
Its got to be rock and roll music
If you want to dance with me
If you want to dance with me
I took my loved one over across the tracks
So she can hear my man a wailin sax
I must admit they have a rocking band
Man, they were blowing like a hurricane
Thats why I go for that rock and roll music
Any old way you choose it
Its got a back beat, you cant lose it
Any old time you use it
Its got to be rock and roll music
If you want to dance with me
If you want to dance with me
Way down South they had a jubilee
Them Georgia folks they had a jamboree
Theyre drinking home brew from a wooden cup
The folks dancing there are all shook up
And started playing that rock and roll music
Any old time you use it
Its got a back beat, you cant lose it
Any old time you use it
Got to be rock and roll music
If you want to dance with me
If you want to dance with me
Dont care to hear them play a tango
And in the mood they take a mambo
Its way to early for a congo
So keep a rocking that piano
Thats why I go for that rock and roll music
Any old time you use it
Its got a back beat, you cant lose it
Any old time you use it
Oh, you got rock n roll music
If you want to dance with me
If you want to dance with me |
I been told when a boy kiss a girl
Take a trip around the world
Hey, hey
Hey, hey
Hey, hey
Yeah, she say you do
My girl says when I kiss her lips
Gets a thrill through her fingertips
Hey, hey
Hey, hey
Hey, hey
Yeah, she say you do
Well, I talk about boys
Dont ya know I mean boys?
Well, I talk about boys, now
Aaah, boys
Well, I talk about boys, now
What a bundle of joy!
Alright, George!
My girl says when I kiss her lips
Gets a thrill through her fingertips
Hey, hey
Hey, hey
Hey, hey
Yeah, she say you do
Well, I talk about boys
Dont ya know I mean boys?
Well, I talk about boys, now
Aaah, boys
Well, I talk about boys, now
What a bundle of joy!
Oh, oh, ah yeah boys
Dont ya know I mean boys?
Ooh, boys
Ah ha
Well, I talk about boys now |
Theyre gonna put me in the movies
Theyre gonna make a big star out of me
Well make a film about a man thats sad and lonely
And all I gotta do is act naturally
Well Ill bet you Im gonna be a big star
Might win an Oscar, you can never tell
The movies gonna make me a big star
Cause I can play the part so well
Well I hope youll come and see me in the movies
Then I know that you will plainly see
The biggest fool that ever hit the big time
And all I gotta do is act naturally
Well make the scene about a man thats sad and lonely
And begging down upon his bended knee
Ill play the part and I wont need rehearsing
All I have to do is act naturally
Well Ill bet you Im gonna be a big star
Might win an Oscar, you can never tell
The movies gonna make me a big star
Cause I can play the part so well
Well I hope youll come and see me in the movies
Then I know that you will plainly see
The biggest fool that ever hit the big time
And all I gotta do is act naturally |
Before this dance is through
I think Ill love you too
Im so happy when you dance with me
I dont want to kiss or hold your hand
If its funny try and understand
There is really nothing else Id rather do
Cause Im happy just to dance with you
I dont need to hug or hold you tight
I just want to dance with you all night
In this world theres nothing I would rather do
Cause Im happy just to dance with you
Just to dance with you
Is everything I need
Before this dance is through
I think Ill love you too
Im so happy when you dance with me
If somebody tries to take my place
Lets pretend we just cant see his face
In this world theres nothing I would rather do
Cause Im happy just to dance with you
Just to dance with you
Is everything I need
Before this dance is through
I think Ill love you too
Im so happy when you dance with me
If somebody tries to take my place
Lets pretend we just cant see his face
In this world theres nothing I would rather do
Ive discovered Im in love with you
Cause Im happy just to dance with you |
I got something to say that might cause you pain
If I catch you talking to that boy again
I’m going to let you down
And leave you flat
Because I told you before
Oh, you can’t do that
Well, it’s the second time I’ve caught you talking to him
Do I have to tell you one more time, I think it’s a sin
I think Ill let you down
And leave you flat
Because I told you before
Oh, you can’t do that
Everybodys green
Cause Im the one who won your love
But if theyd seen
You talking that way
Theyd laugh in my face
So please listen to me if you want to stay mine
I can’t help my feelings, I go out of my mind
Im going to let you down
And leave you flat
Because I told you before
Oh, you can’t do that!
Everybodys green
Cause Im the one who won your love
But if theyd seen
You talking that way
Theyd laugh in my face
So please listen to me if you want to stay mine
I can’t help my feelings, I go out of my mind
Im going to let you down
And leave you flat
Because I told you before
Oh, you can’t do that! |
It wont be long yeah, yeah, yeah
It wont be long yeah, yeah, yeah
It wont be long yeah, till I belong to you
Every night when everybody has fun
Here am I sitting all on my own
It wont be long yeah, yeah, yeah
It wont be long yeah, yeah, yeah
It wont be long yeah, till I belong to you
Since you left me, Im so alone
Now youre coming, youre coming on home
Ill be good like I know I should
Youre coming home, youre coming home
Every night the tears come down from my eyes
Every day Ive done nothing but cry
It wont be long yeah, yeah, yeah
It wont be long yeah, yeah, yeah
It wont be long yeah, till I belong to you
Since you left me, Im so alone
Now youre coming, youre coming on home
Ill be good like I know I should
Youre coming home, youre coming home
So every day well be happy I know
Now I know that you wont leave me no more
It wont be long yeah, yeah, yeah
It wont be long yeah, yeah
It wont be long yeah, till I belong to you |
You say you will love me
If I have to go
Youll be thinkin of me
Somehow I will know
Someday when Im lonely
Wishing you werent so far away
Then I will remember
Things we said today
You say youll be mine, girl
Till the end of time
These days such a kind girl
Seems so hard to find
Someday when were dreaming
Deep in love, not a lot to say
Then we will remember
Things we said today
Me, Im just the lucky kind
Love to hear you say that love is luck
And, though we may be blind
Love is here to stay and thats enough
To make you mine, girl
Be the only one
Love me all the time, girl
Well go on and on
Someday when were dreaming
Deep in love, not a lot to say
Then we will remember
Things we said today
Me, Im just the lucky kind
Love to hear you say that love is luck
And, though we may be blind
Love is here to stay and thats enough
To make you mine, girl
Be the only one
Love me all the time, girl
Well go on and on
Someday when were dreaming
Deep in love, not a lot to say
Then we will remember
Things we said today |
Youre gonna lose that girl
Youre gonna lose that girl
If you dont take her out tonight
Shes gonna change her mind
And I will take her out tonight
And I will treat her kind
Youre gonna lose that girl
Youre gonna lose that girl
If you dont treat her right, my friend
Youre gonna find her gone,
Cause I will treat her right, and then
Youll be the lonely one
Youre gonna lose that girl
Youre gonna lose that girl
Youre gonna loo...
Ill make a point
Of taking her away from you
Yeah
The way you treat her
What else can I do?
Youre gonna lose that girl
Youre gonna lose that girl
Youre gonna loo...
Ill make a point
Of taking her away from you
Yeah
The way you treat her
What else can I do?
If you dont take her out tonight
Shes gonna change her mind
And I will take her out tonight
And I will treat her kind
Youre gonna lose that girl
Youre gonna lose that girl
Youre gonna lose that girl |
I love you, cause you tell me things I want to know
And its true that it really only goes to show
That I know that I—I, I, I
Should never, never, never be blue
Now youre mine, my happiness still makes me cry
And in time, youll understand the reason why
If I cry, its not because Im sad
But youre the only love that Ive ever had
I cant believe its happened to me
I cant conceive of any more—misery
Ask me why, Ill say I love you
And Im always thinking of you
I love you, cause you tell me things I want to know
And its true that it really only goes to show
That I know that I—I, I, I
Should never, never, never be blue
Ask me why, Ill say I love you
And Im always thinking of you
I cant believe its happened to me
I cant conceive of any more—misery
Ask me why, Ill say I love you
And Im always thinking of you
You
You |
We said our goodbyes
Love was in your eyes
Now, today, I find you have changed your mind
Treat me like you did the night before
Were you telling lies?
Was I so unwise?
When I held you near, you were so sincere
Treat me like you did the night before
Last night is a night I will remember you by
When I think of things we did, it makes me wanna cry
We said our goodbye
Love was in your eyes
Now, today, I find you have changed your mind
Treat me like you did the night before
When I held you near, you were so sincere
Treat me like you did the night before
Last night is a night I will remember you by
When I think of things we did, it makes me wanna cry
Were you telling lies?
Was I so unwise?
When I held you near, you were so sincere
Treat me like you did the night before
Like the night before |
There—
Theres a place
Where I can go
When I feel low
When I feel blue
And its my mind
And theres no time when Im alone
I think of you
And things you do
Go round my head
The things you said
Like I love only you
In my mind theres no sorrow
Dont you know that its so
Therell be no sad tomorrow
Dont you know that its so
There is a place
Where I can go
When I feel low
When I feel blue
And its my mind
And theres no time when Im alone
Theres a place
Theres a place
Theres a place
Theres a place |
Since shes been gone
I want no one to talk to me
Its not the same, but Im to blame, its plain to see
So go away, leave me alone
Dont bother me
I cant believe that she would leave me on my own
Its just not right, when every night Im all alone
Ive got no time for you right now
Dont bother me
I know Ill never be the same
If I dont get her back again
Because I know shell always be
The only girl for me
But till shes here
Please, dont come near, just stay away
Ill let you know when shes come home until that day
Dont come around, leave me alone
Dont bother me
Ive got no time for you right now
Dont bother me
I know Ill never be the same
If I dont get her back again
Because I know shell always be
The only girl for me
But till shes here
Please, dont come near, just stay away
Ill let you know when shes come home until that day
Dont come around, leave me alone
Dont bother me
Dont bother me
Dont bother me
Dont bother me
Dont bother me
Dont- |
You know if you break my heart Ill go
But Ill be back again
Cause I told you once before goodbye
But I came back again
I love you so
Im the one who wants you
Yes, Im the one who wants you
Oh ho, oh ho, oh
You could find better things to do
Than to break my heart again
This time, I will try to show that Im
Not trying to pretend
I thought that you would realize
That if I ran away from you
That you would want me too
But I got a big surprise
Oh ho, oh ho, oh
You could find better things to do
Than to break my heart again
This time I will try to show that Im
Not trying to pretend
I wanna go
But I hate to leave you
You know I hate to leave you
Oh ho, oh ho, oh
You, if you break my heart Ill go
But Ill be back again |
Whenever I want you around, yeah
All I got to do
Is call you on the phone
And youll come running home
Yeah, thats all I got to do
And when I, I want to kiss you, yeah
All I got to do
Is whisper in your ear
The words you long to hear
And Ill be kissin you
And the same goes for me
Whenever you want me at all
Ill be here, yes, I will
Whenever you call
You just got to call on me, yeah
You just got to call on me
And when I, I want to kiss you, yeah
All I got to do
Is call you on the phone
And youll come runnin home
Yeah, thats all I got to do
And the same goes for me
Whenever you want me at all
Ill be here, yes, I will
Whenever you call
You just got to call on me, yeah
You just got to call on me |
If youre listening to this song
You may think the chords are going wrong
But theyre not
We just wrote it like that
When youre listening late at night
You may think the band are not quite right
But they are
They just play it like that
It doesnt really matter what chords I play
What words I say or time of day it is
As its only a Northern song
It doesnt really matter what clothes I wear
Or how I fare or if my hair is brown
When its only a Northern song
If you think the harmony
Is a little dark and out of key
Youre correct
Theres nobody there
And I told you theres no one there |
Chains, my babys got me locked up in chains
And they aint the kind that you can see
Whoa, these chains of love got a hold on me, yeah
Chains, well I cant break away from these chains
Cant run around, cause Im not free
Whoa, oh, these chains of love wont let me be, yeah
I wanna tell you, pretty baby
I think youre fine
Id like to love you
But, darlin, Im imprisoned by these
Chains, my babys got me locked up in chains
And they aint the kind that you can see
Whoa, oh, these chains of love got a hold on me, yeah
Please believe me when I tell you
Your lips are sweet
Id like to kiss them
But I cant break away from all of these
Chains, my babys got me locked up in chains
And they aint the kind that you can see
Whoa, oh, these chains of love got a hold on me, yeah
Chains, chains of love
Chains of love
Chains of love |
Tell me why you cried, and why you lied to me
Tell me why you cried, and why you lied to me
Well I gave you everything I had
But you left me sitting on my own
Did you have to treat me, oh, so bad
All I do is hang my head and moan
Tell me why you cried, and why you lied to me
Tell me why you cried, and why you lied to me
If theres something I have said or done
Tell me what and Ill apologize
If you dont, I really cant go on
Holding back these tears in my eyes
Tell me why you cried, and why you lied to me
Tell me why you cried, and why you lied to me
Well I beg you on my bended knees
If youll only listen to my pleas
Is there anything I can do
Cause I really cant stand it, Im so in love with you
Tell me why you cried, and why you lied to me
Tell me why you cried, and why you lied to me |
The best things in life are free
But you can keep em for the birds and bees
Now, give me money
Thats what I want
Thats what I want, yeah
Thats what I want
Your lovin gives me a thrill
But your lovin dont pay my bills
Now, give me money
Thats what I want
Thats what I want, oh yeah
Thats what I want
Money dont get everything, its true
What it dont get, I cant use
Now, give me money
Thats what I want
Thats what I want, yeah
Thats what I want, whoa
Money dont get everything, its true
What it dont get, I cant use
Now, give me money
Thats what I want
Thats what I want, yeah
Thats what I want
Well, now, give me money
Whole lot of money
Wow, yeah, I wanna be free
Oh, a lot of money
Thats what I want, yeah
Thats what I want
Well, now, give me money
Whole lot of money
Wow, yeah, you know I need money
Oh, now, give me money
Thats what I want, yeah
Thats what I want |
It feels so right now, hold me tight
Tell me Im the only one, and then I might
Never be the lonely one
So hold , me tight
Tonight , tonight
Its you, you, you, you
Hold me tight
Let me go on loving you
Tonight, tonight
Making love to only you
So hold , me tight
Tonight , tonight
Its you, you, you
You dont know
What it means to hold you tight
Being here alone tonight with you
It feels so right
Now hold me tight
Tell me Im the only one
And then I might
Never be the lonely one
So hold , me tight
Tonight , tonight
Its you, you, you
You dont know
What it means to hold you tight
Being here alone tonight with you
It feels so right
Now hold me tight
Let me go on loving you
Tonight tonight
Making love to only you
So hold , me tight
Tonight , tonight
Its you, you, you, you, ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh
Oo-ooh, ooh-ooh
You, ooh-ooh |
Oh dear, what can I do?
Babys in black and Im feeling blue
Tell me, oh what can I do?
She thinks of him and so she dresses in black
And though hell never come back, shes dressed in black
Oh dear, what can I do?
Babys in black and Im feeling blue
Tell me, oh what can I do?
I think of her, but she thinks only of him
And though its only a whim, she thinks of him
Oh how long will it take
Till she sees the mistake she has made?
Dear what can I do?
Babys in black and Im feeling blue
Tell me, oh what can I do?
Oh how long will it take
Till she sees the mistake she has made?
Dear what can I do?
Babys in black and Im feeling blue
Tell me, oh what can I do?
She thinks of him and so she dresses in black
And though hell never come back, shes dressed in black
Oh dear, what can I do?
Babys in black and Im feeling blue
Tell me, oh what can I do? |
But her eyes, they tantalize
Oh, her lips, they really thrill me
Ill take my chances, for romance is
So important to me
Shell never hurt me, she wont desert me
Shes an angel sent to me
No, no, this I cant believe
No, no, nay will she deceive
I cant believe that shell ever, ever go
Not when she hugs me and says she loves me so
Shell never hurt me, she wont desert me
Listen, cant you see?
Oh, no, no, no, this I cant believe
No, no, nay will she deceive
Dont take chances if your romance is
So important to you
Shell never hurt me, she wont desert me
Shes an angel sent to me
No, no, no, no, this I cant believe
No, no, nay will she deceive
Cause shes an angel sent to me
No, shes an angel sent to me |
Hold me close and tell me how you feel
Tell me love is real
Words of love you whisper soft and true
Darling, I love you
Let me hear you say the words I long to hear
Darling, when youre near
Words of love you whisper soft and true
Darling, I love you |
Cha-cha-boom!
Besame besame mucho
Each time I bring you a kiss
I hear music divine
So besame besame mucho
I love you forever
Say that youll always be mine
Cha-cha-boom!
Dearest one, if you should leave me
Then each little dream will take wings
And my life would be through
Oh besame besame mucho
Ooh I love you forever
You make all my dreams come true
Ooh this joy is something new
My arms theyre holding you
I never knew this thrill before
Who ever thought Id be
Holding you close to me
Whispering, Its you I adore
Cha-cha-boom!
Dearest one, if you should leave me
Then each little dream will take wings
And my life would be through
Oh besame besame mucho
Ooh I love you forever
You make all my dreams come true
Oh this joy is something new
My arms theyre holding you
I never knew this thrill before
Who ever thought Id be
Holding you close to me
Whispering, Its you I adore
Oh so dearest one, if you should leave me
Then each little dream will take wings
And my life would be through
Oh so besame besame mucho
I love you forever
Make all my dreams come true
Ooh love you for ever
Make all my dreams come true
Ooh love you for ever
Make all my dreams come true |
Without going out of my door
I can know all things on Earth
Without looking out of my window
I could know the ways of Heaven
The farther one travels
The less one knows
The less one really knows
Without going out of your door
You can know all things on Earth
Without looking out of your window
You could know the ways of Heaven
The farther one travels
The less one knows
The less one really knows
Arrive without travelling
See all without looking
Do all without doing |
I want to be your lover baby
I want to be your man
I want to be your lover baby
I want to be your man
Love you like no other baby
Like no other can
Love you like no other baby
Like no other can
I want to be your man, I want to be your man
I want to be your man, I want to be your man
Tell me that you love me baby
Let me understand
Tell me that you love me baby
I want to be your man
I want to be your lover baby
I want to be your man
I want to be your lover baby
I want to be your man
I want to be your lover baby
I want to be your man
I want to be your lover baby
I want to be your man
Love you like no other baby
Like no other can
Love you like no other baby
Like no other can
I want to be your man, I want to be your man
I want to be your man, I want to be your man |
Though youve gone away this morning
Youll be back again tonight
Telling me therell be no next time
If I just dont treat you right
Youll never leave me and you know its true
Cause you like me too much and I like you
Youve tried before to leave me
But you havent got the nerve
To walk out and make me lonely
Which is all that I deserve
Youll never leave me and you know its true
Cause you like me too much and I like you
I really do, and its nice when you believe me
If you leave me
I will follow you and bring you back where you belong
Cause I couldnt really stand it
I admit that I was wrong
I wouldnt let you leave me cause its true
Cause you like me too much and I like you
Cause you like me too much and I like you
I really do, and its nice when you believe me
If you leave me
I will follow you and bring you back where you belong
Cause I couldnt really stand it
I admit that I was wrong
I wouldnt let you leave me cause its true
Cause you like me too much and I like you
Cause you like me too much and I like you |
If you let me take your heart I will prove to you
We will never be apart if Im part of you
Open up your eyes now, tell me what you see
It is no surprise now, what you see is me
Big and black the clouds may be, time will pass away
If you put your trust in me Ill make bright your day
Look into these eyes now, tell me what you see
Dont you realise now, what you see is me
Tell me what you see
Listen to me one more time, how can I get through?
Cant you try to see that Im trying to get to you?
Open up your eyes now, tell me what you see
It is no surprise now, what you see is me
Tell me what you see
Listen to me one more time, how can I get through?
Cant you try to see that Im trying to get to you?
Open up your eyes now, tell me what you see
It is no surprise now, what you see is me
Hmm |
For I have got another girl
Another girl
Youre making me say that Ive got nobody but you
But as from today, well, Ive got somebody thats new
I aint no fool and I dont take what I dont want
For I have got another girl
Another girl
Shes sweeter than all the girls and I met quite a few
Nobody in all the world can do what she can do
And so Im telling you, This time youd better stop
For I have got another girl
Another girl
Who will love me till the end
Through thick and thin
She will always be my friend
I dont want to say that Ive been unhappy with you
But, as from today, well, Ive seen somebody thats new
I aint no fool and I dont take what I dont want
For I have got another girl
Another girl
Who will love me till the end
Through thick and thin
She will always be my friend
I dont want to say that Ive been unhappy with you
But, as from today, well, Ive seen somebody thats new
I aint no fool and I dont take what I dont want
For I have got another girl
Another girl
Another girl |
NARRATOR:
Once upon a time, or maybe twice, there was an unearthly paradise called Pepperland. Eighty thousand leagues beneath the sea it lay... or lie, Im not too sure.
CHIEF BLUE MEANIE:
Pepperland is a tickle of joy on the blue belly of the universe. It must be scratched.
Right, Max?
MAX:
Yes, Your Blueness.
CHIEF BLUE MEANIE:
What?! We Meanies only take NO for an answer. Is that understood, Max?
MAX:
No, Your Blueness.
CHIEF BLUE MEANIE:
Thats better. Are the troops in readiness?
MAX:
No, Your Blueness.
CHIEF BLUE MEANIE:
The Bonkers?
MAX:
No.
CHIEF BLUE MEANIE:
Clowns?
MAX:
No.
CHIEF BLUE MEANIE:
Snapping Turks?
MAX:
No.
CHIEF BLUE MEANIE:
Anti-music missiles?
MAX:
No.
CHIEF BLUE MEANIE:
The dreadful Flying Glove?
MAX:
No.
CHIEF BLUE MEANIE:
Splendid! Today, Pepperland goes blooey! Fire!
FRED:
The Meanies are coming! The Meanies are coming!
CHIEF BLUE MEANIE:
Glove, Glove, come here, Glove! Look out there, and what do you see? Tell him, Max.
MAX:
Someone running, Glove.
CHIEF BLUE MEANIE:
Yes. Well, youll soon put a stop to that, wont you, Glovey? Go, Glove, point! And having pointed, pounce down! I havent laughed so much since Pompeii! What?! What?! What?! The Glove is losing his touch. Do your worst! Explode them!
FRED :
Its not polite to point!
CHIEF BLUE MEANIE:
Thing of beauty... Destroy it for ever!
FRED :
Sir, Sir, the Meanies are coming!
MAYOR:
Not here, young Fred. They wouldnt dare.
FRED:
They would. They are. What are you going to do?
MAYOR:
Finish the quartet.
BLUE MEANIES:
Fire!
FRED:
Trio, sir.
FRED:
Duet, sir.
MAYOR
Duet?
FRED:
Solo!
MAYOR:
Young Fred, the Blue Meanies are coming!
MAYOR:
4 scores and 32 bars ago our forefathers...
FRED:
Our quartet?
MAYOR:
And foremothers...
FRED:
Another quartet?
MAYOR:
Made it in this yellow submarine...
FRED:
What, that little thing?
MAYOR:
To Pepperland. Climb aboard, young Fred.
FRED:
But, sir, I cant even make my soap float.
MAYOR:
Im appointing you Lord Admiral.
FRED:
Lord Admiral? In that event, yes.
MAYOR:
Hurry, Young Fred. Go! Get help!
FRED:
Where should I go?
MAYOR:
No time for trivialities.
CREDITS
In the town where I was born
Lived a man who sailed to sea
And he told us of his life
In the land of submarines
So we sailed on to the sun
Till we found the sea of green
And we lived beneath the waves
In our Yellow Submarine
We all live in a Yellow Submarine
Yellow Submarine, Yellow Submarine
We all live in a Yellow Submarine
Yellow Submarine, Yellow Submarine
And our friends are all aboard
Many more of them live next door
And the band begins to play
We all live in a Yellow Submarine
Yellow Submarine, Yellow Submarine
…
Full speed ahead, Mr. Boatswain.
Full speed ahead.
Full speed it is, sir.
Action stations! Action stations!
Aye, sir, aye.
Captain, Captain!
As we live a life of ease
Every one of us has all we need
Sky of blue and sea of green
In our Yellow Submarine
We all live in a Yellow Submarine,
Yellow Submarine, Yellow Submarine,
…
Ah, look at all the lonely people
Ah, look at all the lonely people
Eleanor Rigby
Picks up the rice in the church where a wedding has been
Lives in a dream
Waits at the window
Wearing the face that she keeps in a jar by the door
Who is it for?
All the lonely people
Where do they all come from?
All the lonely people,
where do they all belong?
Father McKenzie
Writing the words of a sermon that no-one will hear
No-one comes near
Look at him working
Darning his socks in the night when theres nobody there
What does he care?
All the lonely people,
where do they all come from?
All the lonely people,
where do they all belong?
Ah, look at all the lonely people
Ah, look at all the lonely people
Eleanor Rigby
Died in the church and was buried along with her name
Nobody came
Father McKenzie
Wiping the dirt from his hands as he walks from the grave
No-one was saved
All the lonely people,
where do they all come from?
All the lonely people,
where do they all belong?
RINGO:
Who... is me? Liverpool can be a lonely place on a Saturday night. And this is only Thursday morning. Compared with my life, Eleanor Rigbys was a gay, mad whirl. Nothing ever happens to me. I feel like an old, splintered drumstick. Id jump into the River Mersey, but it looks like rain. Nothing ever happens to me.
BOBBY:
Puss, puss-puss. Puss, puss, puss. Here, pussy. Here, pussy, pussy, pussy. Here, pussy, pussy. Ahem, er...
RINGO:
Would you believe me if I told you I was being followed by a yellow submarine?
BOBBY:
No, I would not.
RINGO:
Oh yeah, I didnt think you would.
RINGO:
I could have sworn there was a yellow submarine. But that isnt logical, is it? It must have been one of them unidentified flying cupcakes or a figment of my imagination.
But I dont have an imagination.
FRED:
Help, help, help!
RINGO :
Thanks, I dont need any.
FRED:
Help! Wont you please, please help me?
RINGO:
Be specific.
FRED:
... music ... submarine ... Blue Meanies!!!
RINGO:
What you need is...
FRED:
H for hurry, E for ergent, L for love me and P for p-p-p-p-please help.
VOZ:
Hiya, baby!
RINGO:
Your story has touched my heart. Jump in, well get my friends.
FRED:
Bless you!
RINGO:
Did I sneeze?
FRED:
Just park it here.
RINGO:
Ill just park it here.
FRED:
What would your friends be doing here?
RINGO:
Displaying.
FRED:
Displaying what?
RINGO:
Displaying around.
FRED:
Cant we take one of these?
RINGO:
No, Fred, I only work with me mates.
FRED:
Frankenstein?
RINGO:
I used to go out with his sister.
FRED:
His sister?
RINGO:
Yeah. Phyllis. Hey, I wonder what would happen if I pulled this lever.
FRED:
You mustnt do that.
RINGO:
Cant help it. Im a born lever-puller.
JOHN:
Ringo, Ive just had the strangest dream.
RINGO:
I warned you not to eat on an empty stomach. Now listen to old Fred.
FRED:
... music ... submarine ... Blue Meanies!!!
RINGO:
What do you think?
JOHN:
I think he needs a rehearsal.
JOHN:
When do we leave?
RINGO:
Lets get the other two, John.
JOHN:
What day is it?
RINGO:
Sitar-day.
JOHN:
Then George will be here.
RINGO:
George, what are you doing up there?
GEORGE :
Now, what is it, Ringo? Is there a matter youd like to take up or down?
RINGO :
This chap here...
FRED :
...Blue Meanies!!!
GEORGE:
Youre nuts, the pair of you.
RINGO:
Wait a minute, thats my car.
GEORGE:
How do you know its your car?
RINGO:
Id know it anywhere.
GEORGE:
Whats it look like, then?
RINGO:
Its red with yellow wheels. I mean, blue with orange wheels.
GEORGE:
Its all in the mind.
RINGO:
Come on, move over, Im driving.
GEORGE:
I got here first.
RINGO/GEORGE:
Ill drive, if you like... No, you sit in the middle... Im sitting in the middle... You said you were driving... I am driving... Ill get in the back, then.
JOHN:
Do you think were interrupting something?
RINGO:
I think so. Wed better find Paul, hadnt we?
GEORGE:
Its all in the mind.
JOHN:
Try one of those doors.
GEORGE:
Yes, they do look very nice, dont they?
RINGO:
Yes, they do.
JOHN:
They do, though, dont they?
GEORGE:
Yes, they do.
RINGO:
Dont dey, dough?
GEORGE:
Dough?
JOHN:
Dont ask. Dats dough.
PAUL:
Whats the matter, folks?
RINGO:
Blue Meanies.
FRED:
Well, lads, what do you think?
JOHN :
I think that...
FRED:
Remember, therell be rough seas ahead. So, what do you think?
PAUL:
Well, then, um...
FRED:
Pounding, overwhelming waves. What do you think of that?
JOHN:
Well, I think that...
RINGO:
As a matter of fact, I...
ALL BEATLES:
I think...
FRED:
Well?
RINGO:
Ive forgotten.
FRED:
Right, then, lets get this vessel shipshape.
JOHN:
I kind of like the way it is, submarine shape.
We see a series of landscapes. We hear the end of “A day in the life”.
PAUL:
So, this is a submarine.
JOHN:
Soft, isnt it?
RINGO:
Not if youre on the bottom.
FRED:
All right, lads, time to stow the gab and turn to.
PAUL:
Groovy. How do you start this thing?
FRED:
It starts with a Blue Meanie attack.
JOHN:
Supposing theres no Blue Meanies in the neighbourhood?
FRED:
Then you start looking for a switch.
RINGO:
Perhaps this is it.
One, two, three, four / Can I have a little more?
Five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten / I love you
A, B, C, D / Can I bring my friend to tea?
E, F, G, H, I, J / I love you
Sail the ship
Chop the tree
Skip the rope
Look at me
All together now
All together now …
Black, white, green, red / Can I take my friend to bed?
Pink, brown, yellow, orange and blue / I love you
All together now ,
all together now ...
Sail the ship
Chop the tree
Skip the rope
Look at me
All together now
All together now …
RINGO:
What time is it?
JOHN:
Its time to time.
PAUL:
Look, the hands are slowing down.
PAUL:
Do you ever get the feeling...
JOHN:
Yeah.
PAUL:
… that things arent as rosy as they appear to be under the surface?
RINGO:
Whats happening, John?
JOHN:
Well, in my humble opinion, weve become involved in Einsteins time-space continuum theory.
GEORGE:
All right.
JOHN:
Relatively speaking, that is.
GEORGE:
Of course. Maybe times gone on strike.
RINGO:
What for?
GEORGE:
Shorter hours.
RINGO:
I dont blame it. It must be very tiring being time, mustnt it?
JOHN & PAUL:
Why?
RINGO:
Its a twenty-four hour day, isnt it?
JOHN:
You surprise me, Ringo.
RINGO:
Why?
JOHN:
Dealing in abstracts.
RINGO:
Just because Im a drummer... I dont half feel funny.
PAUL :
Youre not half the lad you used to be.
GEORGE
Look, everythings getting bigger.
JOHN :
Its not. Its us that are getting smaller...
RINGO :
I want my mam.
FRED:
And younger. There you are, lads. Old Fred will get you out of all this.
RINGO
Look at that!
GEORGE:
Its all a load of Father Xmass.
JOHN:
Its not. Its Father Time.
GEORGE:
How do you know?
JOHN:
I read it in a book.
FRED:
I dont want to alarm you, but the years are going backwards.
GEORGE:
Whats that mean, old Fred?
FRED:
It means if we slip back through time at this rate, very soon well all disappear up our own existence.
JOHN:
What are we gonna do, then?
FRED:
We could always try a few buttons.
RINGO :
I want my mam.
FRED:
Times fast running out for us, Im afraid!
JOHN:
Cant we do something to the clock?
GEORGE:
What do you mean, John?
JOHN:
Move the hands forward, see what happens.
FRED:
Clever lad.
JOHN:
Something strange is happening. Its speeding up now.
PAUL :
Funny... a submarine remarkably like our own.
JOHN:
Uncannily.
RINGO:
Theres someone in it. Look.
JOHN:
And theyre waving.
RINGO:
Its a group of fellas.
JOHN:
Wave back. Maybe were both part of a vast yellow submarine fleet.
RINGO:
Theres only two of us.
JOHN:
Then I would suggest that yonder yellow submarine is one of ourselves…
FRED:
Going backwards...
JOHN:
… in time!
GEORGE:
Look at Ringo.
JOHN:
Oh dear, were all the same.
PAUL:
Senile delinquents.
GEORGE:
And I can hear my beard growing.
RINGO:
Wed better do something.
When I get older, losing my hair
Many years from now
Will you still be sending me a valentine
Birthday greetings, bottle of wine
If Id been out till quarter to three
Would you lock the door?
Will you still need me,
will you still feed me
When Im sixty-four?
Youll be older, too
And if you say the word
I could stay with you
I could be handy mending a fuse
When your lights have gone
You can knit a sweater by the fireside
Sunday mornings, go for a ride
[A text can be read: “sixty-four years is 33.661.440 minutes and one minute is a
long time… Let us demonstrate”.]
Doing the garden, digging the weeds
Who could ask for more?
Will you still need me,
will you still feed me
When Im sixty-four?
Every summer we can rent a cottage
in the Isle of Wight, if its not too dear
We shall scrimp and save
Grandchildren on your knee,
Vera, Chuck and Dave
Send me a postcard, drop me a line
Stating point of view
Indicate precisely
what you mean to say
Yours sincerely, wasting away
Give me your answer, fill in a form,
mine forever more
Will you still need me,
will you still feed me
When Im sixty-four?
JOHN:
Well, correct me if Im wrong, gentlemen, but would you agree that we have been passing through the Sea of Time?
RINGO:
That would explain a few things. Im glad Im not young any more. Or was it old?
JOHN:
What kind of a sea is this?
FRED:
The Sea of Science.
JOHN:
Oh, yeah.
If youre listening to this song
You may think the chords are going wrong
But theyre not
He just wrote it like that
When youre listening late at night
You may think the band are not quite right
But they are
They just play it like that
It doesnt really matter
What chords I play
What words I say
Or time of day it is
Cause its only a Northern Song
It doesnt really matter
What clothes I wear
Or how I fare or if my hair is brown
When its only a Northern Song
If you think the harmony
Is a little dark and out of key
Youre correct
Theres nobody there
And I told you theres no-one there.
GEORGE:
He looks wrong.
PAUL:
He doesnt look at all well.
GEORGE:
In fact, hes horrible.
JOHN :
Hes so ugly.
ALL:
Really ugly!
FRED:
Somebody push a button.
JOHN:
Theres a cyclops.
PAUL:
Cant be. Hes got two eyes.
JOHN:
Then it must be a bi-cyclops.
GEORGE:
Theres another one.
JOHN:
A whole cyclopedia.
JOHN:
Theres a school of whales.
RINGO:
They look a bit old for school.
PAUL:
University, then.
RINGO :
University of Whales. They look like dropouts to me.
FRED:
Youve got to steer clear!
RINGO:
Steer clear?
FRED:
Yes, steer. Clear?
RINGO:
Yes, dear.
FRED:
Now, whatever you do, dont touch that button.
RINGO:
Which button?
FRED:
That one.
RINGO:
This one?
FRED:
That was the panic button.
PAUL:
Poor Ringo.
JOHN:
Poor lad.
GEORGE:
Never did no harm to no-one.
JOHN:
Lads, now Ringos gone, what are we gonna do?
FRED:
Learn to sing trios.
PAUL:
No, lets save the poor devil.
JOHN:
I see footsteps.
FRED:
Its a pair of kinky boot-beasts.
JOHN:
Preparing to attack.
JOHN:
I dont half miss Ringo.
PAUL:
Hes far out there.
JOHN:
Always was.
RINGO:
H is for hurry!
PAUL:
Here comes Ringo!
JOHN:
There goes Ringo.
GEORGE:
Its seen us.
FRED:
Find a boxing button.
PAUL:
Whoever heard of a boxing button?
JOHN:
Who cares? Find one.
FRED :
Fire one!
FRED:
Uh-oh, wrong one.
JOHN:
That.
GEORGE:
There goes Ringo again.
JOHN:
Rides well, doesnt he?
RINGO:
E is for ergent...
FRED:
Oh no, not the dreaded vacuum again.
PAUL:
Well be sucked into oblivion.
GEORGE:
Or even further.
FRED:
Put her in reverse.
JOHN:
So long, sucker.
PAUL:
Too much.
GEORGE:
Too soon.
FRED:
Reverse! Reverse!
JOHN:
Ringo time.
RINGO:
L is for love me...
JOHN:
Indians!
RINGO:
Help! Help! P is for please...
JOHN:
So, press a button.
JOHN:
How was it, Ringo?
RINGO :
Arrowing.
FRED:
Look whos back. Full speed ahead.
RINGO:
Oh, no.
JOHN:
The motors packing in.
FRED:
By all the sea nymphs, were losing power. Were being swallowed. What shall we do?
PAUL:
Serve tea.
JOHN:
Lovely.
FRED:
By Neptunes knickerbockers, shes puttered out.
JOHN:
Maybe we should call a road service.
PAUL:
Cant. No road.
RINGO:
And were not sub-scribers.
JOHN, PAUL, GEORGE:
Subscribers! Oh!
GEORGE:
I know something about motors. Let me have a look.
FRED:
Here.
GEORGE:
Is that the motor?
FRED:
Cant you tell one when you see one?
GEORGE:
Of course I can. Let me peruse it.
JOHN:
What do you think?
GEORGE:
I think I burned my finger.
RINGO :
Here, lads. Look at this.
JOHN:
What do you think it is?
GEORGE:
Nothing.
RINGO:
Looks like nothing.
PAUL:
Its a local inhabitant.
RINGO:
Hes probably one of the nothings.
PAUL:
At least thats something. Lets show him our motor.
JOHN:
Steady on. You dont want to show your motor to just anybody.
GEORGE:
But this is a nobody.
JEREMY:
Medic, pedic, zed oblique,
orphic, morphic, dorphic, Greek.
Ad hoc, ad loc and quid pro quo.
So little time, so much to know.
JOHN:
Can you tell us where were at?
JEREMY:
A true Socratic query, that.
JOHN:
And who the Billy Shears are you?
JEREMY:
Who? Who indeed am I?
JOHN :
Jeremy?
PAUL :
Hillary?
GEORGE :
Boob?
RINGO :
Ph. D?
ALL:
Who?
JEREMY:
Eminent physicist, polyglot classicist,
prize-winning botanist,
hard biting satirist,
talented pianist, good dentist, too.
JOHN:
Lousy poet.
JEREMY:
Critics voice, take your choice.
RINGO:
Must be one of them angry young men.
PAUL:
Or a daffy old creep.
JEREMY:
I, daffy old creep?
GEORGE:
Do you speak English?
JEREMY:
Old English, middle, a dialect, pure...
PAUL:
Well, do you speak English?
JEREMY:
You know, Im not sure.
RINGO:
Hes so smart, he doesnt even remember what he knows.
PAUL:
Why dont we show him our motor?
JOHN:
Should we really... show him our motor?
PAUL:
He may not have seen one before.
JEREMY:
Turbo-prop, super-combustible spring.
Metrocyclonic and stereophonic,
This motor, I see, has a broken down thing.
JOHN:
He fixed it?
PAUL:
He fixed it.
GEORGE:
Great. Lets go.
JEREMY:
I must complete my bust, two novels,
finish my blueprints, begin my beguine.
JOHN:
Must you always talk in rhyme?
JEREMY:
If I spoke prose, youd all find out,
I dont know what I talk about.
Ad hoc, ad loc and quid pro quo.
So little time, so much to know.
PAUL:
Hey, fellas. Look.
JEREMY:
The footnotes for my 19th book.
This is my standard procedure for doing it.
And while I compose it,
Im also reviewing it.
GEORGE:
A boob for all seasons.
PAUL:
How can he lose?
JOHN:
Were your notices good?
JEREMY:
Its my policy never to read my reviews.
JOHN:
There must be a word for what he is.
Hes a real Nowhere Man
Sitting in his Nowhere Land
Making all his Nowhere plans for nobody
Doesnt have a point of view,
Knows not where hes going to
Isnt he a bit like you and me
Nowhere Man, please listen,
You dont know what youre missing
Nowhere Man, the world is at your command
Hes as blind as he can be,
Just sees what he wants to see
Nowhere Man, can you see me at all?
Nowhere Man, dont worry,
Take your time, dont hurry
Leave it all till somebody else
lends you a hand
Doesnt have a point of view,
Knows not where hes going to
Isnt he a bit like you and me
Nowhere Man, please listen,
You dont know what youre missing
Nowhere Man, the world is at your command
Hes a real Nowhere Man,
Sitting in his nowhere land
Making all his Nowhere plans for nobody
Making all his Nowhere plans for nobody
Making all his Nowhere plans for nobody
JOHN:
Okay, men, all aboard. Lets go somewhere.
RINGO:
What about him?
JOHN:
Hes happy enough going around in circles.
RINGO:
Poor little fella.
PAUL:
I dont know. Ringos just a sentimentalist.
RINGO:
Look at him. Cant he come with us?
Mr. Boob, you can come with us, if you like.
JEREMY:
You mean, youd take a Nowhere Man?
RINGO:
Come on, well take you somewhere.
JOHN
Okay, Booby. Down the hatch.
JEREMY :
Down the hatch. A quite curious phrase.
The middle South Midlands
Victorian phase.
Its usage undoubtedly on the increase.
I must work it into
my New Statesman piece.
JOHN:
Thats the hatch, friend.
JEREMY:
Indeed.
FRED:
Steady now, crew. Prepare to go forward.
GEORGE:
Forward.
PAUL:
Forward.
JOHN:
Forward.
RINGO:
Forward.
ALL:
Forward!
JOHN:
Its awfully quiet.
GEORGE:
What shall we do, Jeremy?
JEREMY:
Repair, revive, revamp, renew.
Ipse dixit, just turn the screw.
JEREMY:
Log sign, clog sign, big thingamabob.
JOHN:
Whats he saying?
PAUL:
Whats he doing?
JEREMY:
Chewing gum will do the job. A turn of the screw, and all is and all is new.
FRED:
I cant stop her. H is for hurry, E is for ergent, L is for love me…
JOHN:
P is for... goodbye?
GEORGE:
That was lovely, Jeremy.
PAUL:
Weve lost the sub for good.
JOHN:
Or for bad. Or for worse.
JEREMY:
Im sorry about that.
RINGO:
But he did fix the motor.
PAUL:
Where are we?
JOHN:
It looks like the foothills.
PAUL:
The foothills of what?
JOHN:
The foothills of the headlands.
Picture yourself in a boat on a river
With tangerine trees
and marmalade skies
Somebody calls you,
you answer quite slowly
A girl with kaleidoscope eyes
Cellophane flowers of yellow and green
Towering over your head
Look for the girl with the sun
in her eyes and shes gone
Lucy in the sky with diamonds
Lucy in the sky with diamonds
Lucy in the sky with diamonds
Follow her down to a bridge by a fountain
Where rocking horse people
eat marshmallow pies
Everyone smiles
as you drift past the flowers
That grow so incredibly high
Newspaper taxis appear on the shore
Waiting to take you away
Climb in the back with your head
in the clouds and youre gone
Lucy in the sky with diamonds
Lucy in the sky with diamonds
Lucy in the sky with diamonds
Picture yourself on a train in a station
With Plasticine porters
with looking glass ties
Suddenly someone is there at the turnstile
The girl with kaleidoscope eyes
Lucy in the sky with diamonds…
JOHN:
Carry on, lads, carry on.
RINGO:
Certainly was carrying on.
JOHN:
I feel a draft.
PAUL:
We must be near the Sea of Holes. Dont you think we should ask somebody for directions?
JOHN
Excuse us...
PAUL:
Can you tell us the way to Pepperland?
JOHN:
Thanks.
PAUL:
Gosh, look at all this dust? Where did it come from?
JEREMY:
A chemical error and quite imprecise. This is a condiment...
RINGO:
Condi...
JEREMY:
A spice.
JOHN:
Hes right, you know. Its pepper.
PAUL:
Pepper?
GEORGE:
Pepper.
RINGO:
John? Paul? George? Is anybody home?
PAUL:
Where are we?
JOHN:
A holey sea. This place reminds me of Blackburn, Lancashire.
PAUL:
Oh, boy...
GEORGE:
How many do you think there are in all?
JEREMY:
Enough to fill the Albert Hall.
PAUL:
Didnt old Fred mention something about the Sea of Holes just before the Sea of Green?
JOHN:
Yeah.
GEORGE:
Through one of them spots must be the Sea of Green. But which? Which one?
JEREMY:
Thesis, antithesis, synthesis, causes of causal causation.
JOHN:
Jeremy, what do you know about holes?
JEREMY:
There are simply no holes in my education.
PAUL:
You mean you havent composed a whole book?
GEORGE:
Great. What shall we do?
JEREMY:
Be empirical. Look.
RINGO:
The boobys making more and more sense.
PAUL:
Its getting better all the time.
JOHN:
Great. Come on, lets all look for the Sea of Green. The Sea of Holes... into the Sea of Green.
JEREMY:
Hydrolate, verdant chrysodine.
I think were near the Sea of Green.
RINGO:
Ive got a hole in me pocket.
PAUL:
Wheres Jeremy?
JOHN:
He was over there.
GEORGE:
Hes not here now.
PAUL:
He must have jumped ship, then.
RINGO:
He wouldnt do that. Hes our friend. Booby, Jeremy, Hillary, where are you?
JOHN:
Pepperland. A bit salty around the edges. Looks all dingy.
GEORGE:
And drab.
PAUL:
And quiet.
JOHN:
Safe at last.
PAUL:
And none the worse for our adventures.
JOHN:
Reminiscent in many ways of the late Mr. Ulysses.
RINGO:
Theres an eye in the apples.
FRED:
There she blows! Lord Mayor, sir... Ive made it, Im back.
GEORGE:
Whos this?
FRED:
Our Lord Mayor. Hes been bonked. . Lord Mayor, sir... unbonk yourself. Even a little snatch of a tune might get him up again.
JOHN:
All right, lets sing.
Have you got time to rectify, time to rectify...
MAYOR:
Do I hear music? Do I see... young Fred?
FRED:
You do, Lord Mayor.
MAYOR:
Bless my metronome. And did you bring the help?
FRED:
Yes, yes. Look.
MAYOR:
Holy pizzicato, young Fred. Its quite uncanny, your faces...
PAUL:
Were quite cute, really.
MAYOR:
You could pass for the originals.
JOHN:
We are the originals.
MAYOR:
No, no... Sgt. Peppers Lonely Hearts Club Band.
RINGO:
They couldnt be much with a name like that. Sergeant Pepper?
FRED
You could impersonate them and rally the land to rebellion.
MAYOR
Where are your instruments?
JOHN
Lost in the Monstrous Sea.
PAUL
Sea of Monsters.
FRED
Well get other instruments, Lord Mayor.
MAYOR
Not a chance. The Meanies captured everything that maketh music.
PAUL
They hate music that much, do they?
MAYOR
They shrink at the very sound.
JOHN
Okay, you guys. Its shrinking time in Pepperland.
All people in Pepperland keeps grey and motionless (except for escape from the blue
meanies).
BLUE MEANIE
Aim, fire!
The Beatles hide behind cut-outs.
PAUL
He reminds me of my old English teacher.
JOHN
Look, if you must shout, shout quietly.
GEORGE
What do we do?
JOHN
Coagulate with the crowd.
PAUL
Cut-outs at the ready.
JOHN
Then lets cut out.
They come to a high bandstand surrounded by thorns.
PAUL
What a grand bandstand.
JOHN
Thats where the gears kept. Come on.
Blue meanies with dogs.
GEORGE
Cavey, cavey.
At dusk.
PAUL
All right, the coast is clear.
GEORGE
Nows our chance.
RINGO
But howll we get over?
GEORGE
Easy. Follow me.
They jump the fence of thorns
BLUE MEANIE
A-ha! You fools!
The watch fires his machine gun.
The Beatles reach the bandstand moving between asleep blue meanies.
RINGO
Its not very light in here, is it?
GEORGE
Shh! Keep the noise down.
JOHN
Look what I found. Its their uniforms.
PAUL
Nice bit of gear, that.
RINGO
Theyll look great on, eh?
PAUL
Dey will, wont dey?
RINGO
Wont dey, dough.
JOHN
How do I look?
PAUL
Groovy, groovy. How about me?
RINGO, looking thru the window
Bad scene, lads. Were surrounded.
GEORGE
Oh, heck.
RINGO
A million billion Meanies.
PAUL
Theyre coming this way.
ALL
Hide!
Trying to hide they make a lot of noise.
PAUL
Do you think they heard us?
JOHN
I hope not.
GEORGE
What did you say?
SOMEONE
Shhhh!
GEORGE
Good plan.
1:03:22 DAWN, by Grieg.
PAUL
Look. Theyre all asleep.
RINGO
They look cute when theyre asleep. Almost human.
GEORGE
Come on. Lets get out of here.
PAUL
On tiptoe.
They take their instruments and go down the hill.
RINGO
Tiptoe through the Meanies...
THE OTHER
Shh!
Ringo steps on the bagpipe. Some meanies wake.
PAUL
Lets exude.
The Beatles are persecuted. Ringo falls down and jumps on the John arms.
GEORGE
Relax, lads. Not a Meanie in sight.
JOHN
Not even a teeny Meanie.
PAUL
Not even a teeny-weeny Meanie.
RINGO
Great.
PAUL
Oh, look. Breakfast.
RINGO
Im dying for a bit of brekky.
George takes an apple. Four tall meanies do the same.
JOHN
Look out.
A blue meanie heads the four tall meanies.
CHIEF
Sound off, one, two, three, four...
TALL MEANIES
One, two, three, four...
The Beatles, one above the other, march behind the row of tall meanies.
JOHN
Five.
CHIEF
Five? Sound off, one, two, three,
four.
TALL MEANIES
One, two, three...
JOHN
Four.
John eliminates another one.
TALL MEANIES
One, two...
JOHN
Three.
CHIEF
Three?
JOHN
Two.
CHIEF
Two?
JOHN
One.
CHIEF
One? Are you Bluish? You
dont look Bluish.
JOHN
Run for it.
The Beatles escape again.
PAUL
Right, men. Weve made it.
GEORGE
Instruments at the ready.
JOHN
Okay, on the beat. A-one, a-two, a-three, a-four, a-five, a-six…
RINGO
Hey, cant you make it three?
JOHN
All right. On the beat of three... A-one, a-two, a-three...
1:06:34 THE BEATLES: SGT. PEPPER’S LONELY HEARTS CLUB BAND
It was twenty years ago today,
Sgt. Pepper taught the band to play
Theyve been going in and out of style,
But theyre guaranteed to raise a smile
So may I introduce to you,
The act youve known for all these years
Sgt. Peppers Lonely Hearts Club Band
Were Sgt. Peppers Lonely Hearts Club Band
We hope you will enjoy the show
Sgt. Peppers Lonely Hearts Club Band
Sit back and let the evening go
Sgt. Peppers Lonely,
Sgt. Peppers Lonely
Sgt. Peppers Lonely Hearts Club Band
Its wonderful to be here,
its certainly a thrill
Youre such a lovely audience,
wed like to take you home with us
Wed love to take you home
I dont really wanna stop the show,
But I thought you might like to know
That the singers gonna sing a song,
And he wants you all to sing along
So let me introduce to you,
The one and only Billy Shears
Sgt. Peppers Lonely Hearts Club Band
THE BEATLES: WITH A LITTLE HELP FROM MY FRIENDS
Billy Shears!
What would you think if I sang out of tune?
Would you stand up and walk out on me?
Lend me your ears and Ill sing you a song
And Ill try not to sing out of key
The inhabitants of Pepperland recover color and smile. Lennon has been presented as Billy Shears, but Ringo’s voice is heard.
01:08:49 THE MEANIES GATHER AROUND THEIR CHIEF
CHIEF BLUE MEANIE
Ah! The hills are alive...
ASSISTANT
With the sound of music.
The Chief Blue Meanie hits his assistant. Then he gets a tantrum.
CHIEF BLUE MEANIE
Who is responsible for this?
ASSISTANT
Rimsky Korsakov?
The assistant is shot and kicking, but still resurfaces.
ASSISTANT
Guy Lombardo?
CHIEF BLUE MEANIE, laughs
My dear friend... let us not forget that heaven is blue. Tomorrow, the world! Bring in my Bluebird.
PEPPERLAND INHABITANTS
Who? Who? Who?
PAUL, GEORGE, RINGO
Who? Who? Who?
The mouth of John expels the question WHO?
A blue big glove crosses the air.
CHIEF BLUE MEANIE
Ah! Here you are, my little Glovey-dovey. Go get thee hence and destroy yon upstarts. Smash them! Squash them! Crash them! Oblue-terate them!
MEDICAL DOCTOR, as the Chief collapses
Here, your Blueness, have some nasty medicine.
CHIEF, exuberant
The Glove, the Glove, the Glove!
PAUL, GEORGE, RINGO
Glove? Glove? Glove?
From the mouth of John emerge the word GLOVE.
GEORGE
Hes a clever lad, isnt he?
RINGO
Open your mouth, it wont hurt. John, you havent half got a big mouth, havent you?
GEORGE
Its easy. All you need is love.
JOHN
Yes.
And expeles again the word GLOVE, but this time the initial G vanishes.
1:12:02 THE BEATLES : ALL YOU NEED IS LOVE
Love, love, love
Theres nothing you can do that cant be done
Nothing you can sing that cant be sung
Nothing you can say but you can learn how to play the game
Its easy
All you need is love
All you need is love
All you need is love, love,
Love is all you need
Nothing you can know that isnt known,
Nothing you can see that isnt shown
Theres nowhere you can be
that isnt where youre meant to be
Its easy
All you need is love,
All you need is love,
All you need is love, love,
Love is all you need
All you need is love
All you need is love
All you need is love, love
The words emerged from the mouth of John neutralize the glove attacks.
JOHN
Go, Glove, lovely Glove.
RINGO
You took the words right out of my mouth, John.
GEORGE
Hey, wait, and watch. Its all in the mind, you know.
Love is all you need
Love is all you need
Everything revives in Pepperland. The word NO becomes NOW and then KNOW.
She loves you, yeah, yeah, yeah
The meanies flee and The Beatles are acclaimed by the crowd.
A little bit further they find a blue glass ball.
GEORGE
Hey, thats a funny place to leave a goldfish bowl.
JOHN
In Pepperland all things are possible.
PAUL
Its not a goldfish bowl.
RINGO
Just a big glass bowl, then.
PAUL
Yes, blue glass.
RINGO
It must be from Kentucky.
Paul knocks the bowl. Some music starts to sound.
JOHN
Theres something inside.
RINGO
Four fellas.
GEORGE
What are they doing there?
PAUL
Theyre not having a ball, thats for sure.
JOHN
It cant be.
PAUL
Its us.
JOHN
But were here.
PAUL
Its Sgt. Peppers...
RINGO
Lonely...
GEORGE
Hearts Club...
GEORGE
Band.
JOHN
The resemblance is truly striking. If I could come in here I think the theory put forward
by Einstein…
PAUL, spoofs an old song called ‘Any old iron’
Any old Ein, any old Ein, any, any, any old Einstein.
JOHN
… could well be applied here. The people in the ball are obviously extensions of our own personalities, suspended, as it were, in time, frozen in space, according to the now famous Theory of Relativity, which, briefly explained, is simply a matter of taking two eggs...
The other three try to break the ball.
PAUL
John!
JOHN
… beating lightly and adding a little salt and pepper...
GEORGE
John!
JOHN
George?
GEORGE
How do we get them out?
JOHN
Break the glass.
GEORGE
We cant. Its Beatle-proof.
JOHN
Nothing is Beatle-proof.
PAUL, to Ringo
Have you got your drumsticks with you? A drum break might shatter it.
RINGO
No, I havent.
GEORGE
Have a look in your pocket.
1:15:50 “Baby you’re a rich man” is heard.
RINGO
Ive got a hole in my pocket. I wonder if...
Ringo sticks the hole on the ball. The ball gets empty.
RINGO
Yeah, it still works.
GEORGE
We take back all we said.
JOHN
Youre a genius.
PAUL
A sheer genius.
RINGO
I know, I know, I know. Like coloured telly.
GEORGE
Like crystal.
PAUL
Theyre decanting.
The members of the Band face their peers.
RINGO 2
Hello, brother.
RINGO
Yeah, without a doubt.
GEORGE
Were the spitting image of each other.
GEORGE 2
Golly, yeah.
JOHN
Im led to believe that youre an extension of my personality.
JOHN 2
Yes, Im your alter-ego man.
JOHN
And Im the ego man, goo goo, gjoob. Im glad you asked me that. Because as a matter of fact theres a war on. Then, brothers in war, to the
skirmish must we hence.
JOHN 2
Shall we hence?
PAUL
Lets not waste time sitting on the hence. Beatles to battle. Charge!
The Blue Meanies attack again. The Beatles run for a hide.
JOHN
Were surrounded.
RINGO, pointing the four-headed dog
Nice dog, though.
The Beatles hide inside a hurdy-gurdy. John turns the crank and sings:
1:17:26 THE BEATLES : HEY BULLDOG
Sheepdog... standing in the rain
Bullfrog... doing it again
Some kind of happiness
is measured out in miles
What makes you think youre
something special when you smile?
Childlike... no one understands
Jack knife... in your sweaty hands
Some kind of innocence
is measured out in years
You dont know what its like
to listen to your fears
You can talk to me
You can talk to me
You can talk to me
If youre lonely you can talk to me
Big man... walking in the park
Wigwam... frightened of the dark
Some kind of solitude
is measured out in you
You think you know me
but you havent got a clue
You can talk to me,
You can talk to me
You can talk to me...
if youre lonely you can talk to me
Hey, bulldog
John to the dog:
What do you say? Sing it.
Do you know any more? Play it!
Todos
Hey, bulldog.
The Beatles escape from the dog and the guards. Ringo finds Jeremy hanging from
the branch of a tree.
RINGO
Jeremy, can it be you?
JEREMY
Can it be me? I think youd better
inquire of the guards,
for when I was captured,
they took all my cards.
RINGO
Shh, thats enough, Jeremy. Come on, the whole worlds being attacked.
JEREMY
What do you want me to do?
Do you recommend fisticuffs
versus the guard?
Oh, guard! Blue Meanio!
Left to the nostril, right uppercut,
right to the eyebrow, left to the gut.
Jeremy stumbles into a tree. An apple falls down and knocks out the meanie. Ringo
congratulates Jeremy.
RINGO
Jeremy!
JEREMY
Come on, Ringo!
The Chief treats to stem the rout.
CHIEF BLUE MEANIE
Get back! Get back! Once more unto the breach, dear Meanies! Youre advancing the wrong way! Retreat backwards! Get back there now!
The Chief is swept along.
CHIEF BLUE MEANIE
My kingdom for a horse! I think Ill tear him up into little pieces.
JEREMY
He does, does he?
CHIEF
I think Ill make a blueburger out of him.
JEREMY
Ha-ha, I dont care what you think.
CHIEF
You dont, eh? Well soon see about that.
JEREMY
He does in truth seem quite annoyed,
some reference material
before Im destroyed.
Where ground is soft most often grows,
Arise, arise, arouse, a rose.
A rosy nose?
CHIEF
Speak your last piece!
JEREMY
Peace, peace,
supplant the doom and the gloom.
Turn off what is sour,
turn into a flower and bloom, bloom.
Ha-ha, bloom, ha-ha, bloom,
bloom, bloom...
A lot of pink roses cover the whole body of the Chief. He flees crazy.
RINGO
First time I saw that Nowhere Man, that nobody, I knew he was somebody.
JOHN
Youre right. Hello there, blue people. Wont you join us? Buck up, and otherwise go
mingle. What do you say?
CHIEF
Max?
MAX
Your Blue... I mean your Newness!
CHIEF, takes some flowers
Its no longer a blue world, Max. Where could we go?
MAX
Argentina?
JOHN
Are you with us? Will you join?
CHIEF
Shall we?
MAX
No!... Yes, your Newness!
CHIEF, smiles
Yes, Max...
JEREMY, close to them
Yes. Oh, yes is a word with a glorious ring,
A true, universal, euphonious thing.
In genders embracing
and chasing of blues,
the very best word
for the whole world to use. Ha-ha!
CHIEF
Yes, let us mix, Max. Ive never admitted it before, but my cousin is the Bluebird of
Happiness.
1:24:41 THE BEATLES : IT’S ALL TOO MUCH
Its all too much
When I look into your eyes,
Your love is there for me
And the more I go inside,
the more there is to see
Its all too much for me to take
The love thats shining all around here
All the world is birthday cake,
So take a piece but not too much
Everybody dance. Jeremy and the Chief reconcile. The Chief cries of
emotion.
Nice to have the time
to take this opportunity
Time for me to look at you,
and you to look at me
Its all too much for me to see
The love thats shining all around you
Everywhere, its what you make
For us to take, its all too much
Its too much
1:26:55 PAUL, RINGO, GEORGE AND JOHN IN PERSON
PAUL
Catchy tune, that.
RINGO
I cant seem to get it out of my head.
GEORGE
Then shake it.
RINGO
Thats what weve been doing all night.
PAUL
Yeah, it was a great party.
GEORGE
And we brought back lots of lovely souvenirs. Here is the motor.
PAUL
Ive got a little love.
RINGO
And Ive got a hole in my pocket.
PAUL
A hole?
RINGO
Half a hole, anyway. I gave the rest to Jeremy.
GEORGE
What can he do with half a hole?
PAUL
Fix it to keep his mind from wandering.
RINGO
Look at John, will you?
John has been looping through a telescope.
PAUL
Whats the matter, John? Blue Meanies?
JOHN
Newer and bluer Meanies have been sighted within the vicinity of this theatre.
Theres only one way to go out.
GEORGE
Hows that?
JOHN
Singing!
RINGO
One...
PAUL
Two...
GEORGE
Three...
JOHN
¡Fire!
1:27:33 THE BEATLES : ALL TOGETHER NOW
One, two, three, four / Can I have a little more?
Five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten / I love you
A, B, C, D / Can I bring my friend to tea?
E, F, G, H, I, J / I love you
Sail the ship
Chop the tree
Skip the rope
Look at me
All together now
All together now …
1:28:42 CREDITS |
Mr. Moonlight
You came to me one summer night
And from your beam you made my dream
And from the world you sent my girl
And from above you sent us love
And now she is mine
I think youre fine
Cause we love you, Mr. Moonlight
Mr. Moonlight, come again please
Here I am on my knees
Begging if you please
And the night you dont come my way
Ill pray and pray more each day
Cause we love you, Mr. Moonlight
And the night you dont come my way
Oh, Ill pray and pray more each day
Cause we love you, Mr. Moonlight
Mr. Moonlight
Mr. Moonlight, come again please
Here I am on my knees
Begging if you please
And the night you dont come my way
Oh I pray and pray more each day
Cause we love you, Mr. Moonlight
Mr. Moonlight
Mr. Moonlight
Mr. Moonlight |
Ive got every reason on earth to be mad
Cause Ive just lost the only girl I had
If I could get my way
Id get myself locked up today
But I cant so Ill cry instead
Ive got a chip on my shoulder thats bigger than my feet
I cant talk to people that I meet
If I could see you now
Id try to make you sad somehow
But I cant so Ill cry instead
Dont wanna cry when theres people there
I get shy when they start to stare
Im gonna hide myself away-hey
But Ill come back again someday
And when I do you better hide all the girls
Im gonna break their hearts all round the world
Yes, Im gonna break em in two
And show you what your loving man can do
Until then Ill cry instead
Dont wanna cry when theres people there
I get shy when they start to stare
Im gonna hide myself away-hey
But Ill come back again someday
And when I do you better hide all the girls
Cause Im gonna break their hearts all round the world
Yes, Im gonna break em in two
And show you what your loving man can do
Until then Ill cry instead |
You make me dizzy, Miss Lizzy
The way you rock and roll
You make me dizzy, Miss Lizzy
When you do the stroll
Come on, Miss Lizzy
Love me before I grow too old
Come on, give me fever
Put your little hand in mine
You make me dizzy, dizzy Lizzy
Oh girl, you look so fine
Just a-rocking and a-rolling
Girl I said I wish you were mine
Aw!
Aw!
Woo!
You make me dizzy, Miss Lizzy
When you call my name
Oooh baby
Say youre driving me insane
Cmon, cmon, cmon, cmon baby
I want to be your loving man
Ooh
Ooh
Aw!
Run and tell your mama
I want you to be my bride
Run and tell your brother
Baby, dont run and hide
You make me dizzy, Miss Lizzy
Girl, I want to marry you
Come on, give me fever
Put your little hand in mine, girl
You make me dizzy, dizzy Lizzy
Girl, you look so fine
Youre just a-rocking and a-rolling
Oh I said I wish you were mine |
If you wear red tonight
Remember what I said tonight
For red is the color that my baby wore
And whats more, its true
Yes it is
Scarlet were the clothes she wore
Everybody knows Im sure
I would remember all the things we planned
Understand, its true
Yes it is, its true
Yes it is
I could be happy with you by my side
If I could forget her, but its my pride
Yes it is, yes it is
Oh, yes it is, yeah
Please dont wear red tonight
This is what I said tonight
For red is the color that will make me blue
In spite of you, its true
Yes it is, its true
Yes it is
I could be happy with you by my side
If I could forget her, but its my pride
Yes it is, yes it is
Oh, yes it is, yeah
Please dont wear red tonight
This is what I said tonight
For red is the color that will make me blue
In spite of you, its true
Yes it is, its true
Yes it is, its true |
Any time at all, any time at all
Any time at all, all youve gotta do is call and Ill be there
If you need somebody to love
Just look into my eyes
Ill be there to make you feel right
If youre feeling sorry and sad
Id really sympathize
Dont you be sad, just call me tonight
Any time at all, any time at all
Any time at all, all youve gotta do is call and Ill be there
If the sun has faded away
Ill try to make it shine
Theres nothing I wont do
When you need a shoulder to cry on
I hope it will be mine
Call me tonight, and Ill come to you
Any time at all, any time at all
Any time at all, all youve gotta do is call and Ill be there
Any time at all, any time at all
Any time at all, all youve gotta do is call and Ill be there
Any time at all, all youve gotta do is call and Ill be there |
Im going to tell Aunt Mary about Uncle John
He says he had the misery it but he got a lot of fun
Oh baby
Yeeeah now baby
Woooooh baby
Some fun tonight
I saw Uncle John with long tall Sally
He saw Aunt Mary coming and he ducked back in the alley
Oh baby
Yeeeeah now baby
Woooooh baby
Some fun tonight
Well long tall Sally built pretty sweet
She got everything that Uncle John needs
Oh baby
Yeeeah now baby
Woooooh baby
Some fun tonight
Well, were going to have some fun tonight
Have some fun tonight
Everythings alright
Have some fun tonight
Have some fun, yeah yeah yeah
Were going to have some fun tonight
Have some fun tonight
Everythings alright
Have some fun tonight
Yeah, well have some fun, some fun tonight |
Whoa-I, whoa-I
I got a whole lot of things to tell her
When I get home
Come on, on my way
Cause Im-a going to see my baby today
Ive got a whole lot of things Ive gotta say to her
Whoa-I, whoa-I
I got a whole lot of things to tell her
When I get home
Come on if you please
Ive got no time for trivialities
Ive got a girl whos waiting home for me tonight
Whoa-I, whoa-I
I got a whole lot of things to tell her
When I get home
When Im getting home tonight
Im going to hold her tight
Im going to love her till the cows come home
I bet Ill love her more
Till I walk out that door
Again
Come on, let me through
Ive got so many things Ive got to do
Ive got no business being here with you
This way
Whoa-I, whoa-I
I got a whole lot of things to tell her
When I get home, yeah
I got a whole lot of things to tell her
When I get home |