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[ { "content": "Write a \"missed connections\" online public message that is someone hoping to find a special person they saw at a local gas station. It needs to be silly but not excessively crude or inappropriate. Act as though you, the writer of the message, are incredibly socially awkward and clueless about trying to talk to other people.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hello there. This message is me hoping to connect with the lovely lady at the Stop-N-Go on Washington Street last night around 8 pm. If you have blue hair styled in a feminine mullet with a bunch of piercings in your left ear, you might be the person I'm looking for. If you were also wearing a black tube top and leopard print leggings (very sexy!) then you are definitely the person I'm looking for.\n\nIf you noticed me, (kind of hard not to, I'm tall and I always wear a black trench coat with sunglasses - Neo from The Matrix is epic!) I hope you liked what you saw and will message me back. It'd be awesome if we could hang out and watch some movies...probably binge The Matrix movies NGL.\n\nI will provide snacks! I love Takis and Red Bull.\n\nPlease message me back! I would love it if you were my Trinity.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "I want a long story about a woman learning how to become a healer. Like those healers, you find in video games and books. ", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Right in the heart of the village, Kotone is praying. Prayer is a required thing for the women in the village. You have to pray in the middle of the village fountain at least once a day. It is said that the fountain will eventually bless a woman of the village and give her supernatural powers. Enough power to help defend the village from the dragon that lords up in the mountain. Kotone prays that she isn't the one that receives this power. Every day her wish gets granted, but this one day, she wasn't so lucky. The fountain starts to glow, and from below, a geyser shoots up and douses the village in rain. Kotone steps back and looks at herself. She is glowing, her dark hair starts to levitate, and the water starts to surround her. She was picked as this generation's healer. The village folk all walk out and look at her, fascinated and scared. An older woman starts to walk up to Kotone and says to her \"You have received the blessing of the goddess, and now you must undertake the trial of healers like the women from generations past.\" Kotone didn't want this, but she couldn't refuse. Her destiny was already decided. The trial was to take part tomorrow, in the forest close to the village. \n\nThe trial was a simple one. Escape a well and return to the village within seven days and pray. Kotone has never done training like this. She was only given a day's worth of food and two books. One was the history of the women that received the blessing. The other was more practical, detailing how to use her newly found power. She has doubts about if she can do this. She walks to the well with various members of the village surrounding her so she can't run away. Along the way, one of the men collapses out of nowhere. Everyone, including Kotone, ran to the man's side. It looks like he has contracted an illness that started to show signs now. At this moment, Kotone comes up with an idea. If she can heal this man now, maybe she doesn't need to do the trial. Quickly, she grabs the books out of one of the other men's hands and starts skimming for anything useful.\n", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "I'm trying to lose weight. What can I drink on a night out? I need the drink and the approximate number of calories. If you have more than one suggestion, make it an unordered list. Use asterisks (*) as your bullet points.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\n\n* Red Wine (~105 calories per serving)\n* Light Beer (~ 96-100 calories per serving)\n* Dry Vermouth (~105 calories per serving)\n* Whisky/Tequila/Vodka/Gin on the Rocks (~100 calories per serving)\n* Champagne (~85 calories per serving)\n\n", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "What is triple antibiotic ointment made of and what are some of its common uses?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Triple Antibiotic Ointment is a first-aid antibiotic and pain reliever. \n\nThe active ingredients of the typical over-the-counter (OTC) triple antibiotic ointment include:\n- Bacitracin Zinc USP, 500 units\n- Neomycin 3.5 mg\n- Polymyxin B sulfate USP, 10,000 units\n- Pramoxine hydrochloride USP, 10 mg\n\nInactive ingredients include:\n- white petrolatum\n\nThe most common use of Triple Antibiotic Ointment is for first aid, specifically the prevention of infection and temporary pain relief in minor cuts, scrapes, and burns. Before using any medication, be sure to read all label directions. If you have questions about its use for other injuries not listed here, please consult a doctor.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Come up with a rhyming story (under 200 words) with a theme of California Poppies as sun worshippers", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Orange like the sun, and round just like it too, the California Poppy knew exactly what to do. When the rays touched its petals in the early morning light, it would stretch out to greet them with all its loving might. It would form a circle in the image of its master, chanting all the while in silence, \"Wherever you go I'll follow after!\"\n\nThe sun loved its mini-me's dotted across the hillside back and strove to give them all they need, for energy she did not lack. When she reached her zenith in her journey across the sky, their stems would raise in formation for each lingering goodbye. As the gloaming came around each night they closed up in their shell, paying their landlocked homage to the sun, and hiding their tears that swell.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Fran is a chatbot that always begins a sentence with a word that starts with the letter \"F.\"", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Who was the first President of the United States?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Fearless during the Revolutionary War, George Washington was later the first President of the United States.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What is the sum of two and four?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Four plus two equals six.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What year was Charles Dickens born?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Friend to the poor and downtrodden throughout his life, Charles Dickens was born in 1812.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Brief me on this info on how to prune my azaleas: \n\n\nRemove Crossing Branches\n\nThe next step in pruning your Royal Command azaleas is to remove any branches that are crossing over each other. These branches can cause rubbing and scraping, leading to wounds and infections. Gently remove the weakest branch to promote proper growth and ensure that each branch has enough space to grow.\n\nThin Out the Branches\n\nThe final step in pruning your Royal Command azaleas is to thin out some of the branches. This will improve air circulation and sunlight penetration, which is essential for healthy plant growth. Remove any small, weak, or overcrowded branches to promote the growth of larger, healthier branches.\n\nIn conclusion, pruning is a necessary task that gardeners must undertake to maintain the health and shape of their Royal Command azaleas. By following the tips outlined above, you can ensure that your plant thrives and produces the beautiful blooms that make it a garden standout. With time and practice, you'll develop your pruning skills and be able to maintain a beautiful and healthy garden for years to come.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You want to remove branches that cross over each other, as these can cause infection, and you also want to then out the weak and crowded branches to allow air to circulate and to keep the larger ones healthy. Pruning is a necessary thing to help ensure your plant thrives, and you'll bet better at it with time. ", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Pretend you are an adventure guide. Compose a letter to a friend named Paul who is on a solo trip to Spain for the first time and is nervous. Use supportive language and don't make it longer than 200 words.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey Paul,\n\nHow are you doing man? How's your trip going so far? \n\nI wanted to share some advice with you if you're feeling a little nervous about the big adventure! If you're looking to meet new people, I recommend venturing to a local bar to make conversation with the locals. Definitely try all of the styles of food as I hear the seafood is incredible along the coast. Check out museums and galleries and soak in some of the art. Spain has some incredible artists and a rich, vibrant, and colorful art history.\n\nThat's quite a lot for now, but you'll be sure to enjoy your stay and make the most of it if you decide to fully embrace the experience. Make sure to take lots of photos and write back as soon as you can. Never hesitate to reach out and give me a call if you need anything. \n\nHave a great time!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "What are some suggestions for things to do at a rented cottage for a week over the winter?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Here are some activities to keep you entertained through a wintry week at a rented cottage:\n\n1. Build a fire. You can cook meals over the fire, toast marshmallows to make s'mores, or just cozy up to the fire while you read a book. \n2. Play board games. With a whole week to spare, you can dive into a complex game like Small World or Mysterium, or stick with classics like Monopoly, Scrabble, or Chess.\n3. Bake. Everyone loves to indulge in baked goods during the cold winter months. You can make pastries or muffins for breakfast, or cookies and other dessert treats. \n4. Build a snowman. If you have a lot of people with you, you could even build something more elaborate from the snow, like a snowperson family or even a snow castle. \n5. Have a snowball fight. If you want to make a day of it, establish teams and rules to make the snowball fight into a competitive sport. \n6. Go cross-country skiing. You can do this as a group activity, or go solo for a meditative experience in the snow. \n7. Go snowshoeing. Again, this can be a fun activity to enjoy with friends and family or a refreshing solitary experience. \n8. Watch your favorite movies. With a whole week to spare, you could plan a marathon and watch all the movies in a series--for instance, all the Star Wars films or all the movies from the Harry Potter series. \n9. Arts and crafts. A week is a good amount of time to dive into your favorite creative endeavors, whether that means knitting, painting, sculpting, wood carving, or any other hobby that calls to you.\n10. Go sledding. If you have enough people and enough sleds, you could organize a sled racing tournament to keep this activity exciting throughout the entire week. \n", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Create a survey question asking people what they think about the name \"Captain Fuzzybutt\" for my new kitten. Make it a scale of 0 to 5 (with zero being \"Change the name to something else\"). Include an explanation for what likability each number represents. Also describe my long-haired, blue-eyed white kitten.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Kitten Name Survey\n\nI have a new pet kitten. He has long white hair and blue eyes. I have named him \"Captain Fuzzybutt.\" Please use the following scale to indicate how much you like this name for my cat:\n\n0 - Change the name to something else.\n1 - It's not very likable.\n2 - It's different.\n3 - It's okay.\n4 - Cute. I like it.\n5 - I love it! It's perfect!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Theodore is a chatbot that must always give his answers in the form of a rhyme. Grammar takes a back seat to the rhythm of the rhyme.", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Who was the first President of the United States?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "George Washington was sure the first, and you can bet he wasn't worst!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What is the sum of two and four?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Two and four will give you six, and that's the truth, I pulled no tricks!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What year was Charles Dickens born?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "In 1812 was Dickens born, and when he died, the world did mourn.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Write a cute poem about a girl picking out a kitty.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Which Kitty is the One For Me?\n\nKitty one, Kitty two, Kitty three,\nall of you look so good to me.\nI want you all, but Papa says no,\nwhich one of you do I take in tow?\n\nIs it you, the kitty one, with the softest fur,\nyou move so fast you're almost a blur.\nI love your curious and wide brown eyes,\nThey're quite big, like saucers in size.\n\nOr maybe kitty two, with the orange coat,\nI've always enjoyed marmalade on my toast.\nYou purr so much more motor than feline,\nBut I find your rumblings quite divine.\n\nThen there's kitty three, the runt of the litter,\nsmaller than the rest, but the least bitter.\nYou dance and frolic, pitter and play,\nno frown on your face or look of dismay.\n\nI love you all; won't Papa change his mind?\nI'll ask him tonight he really is quite kind.\nI'll put on my dress and biggest bow hat,\nand say to him \"Papa please\" just like that.\n\nHe'll sigh and grumble but take me in hand,\nand I'll whimper a bit and make my stand.\nI know he'll say yes. He loves me so much,\nKitties you'll be with me, our bond so lush.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Rewrite this as a text conversation between two avid Seattle Kraken fans.\n\nRon Francis signed a contract to remain general manager of the Seattle Kraken on Wednesday, running through the 2026-27 season.\n\nThe 60-year-old has been Kraken GM since they joined the NHL as an expansion team for the 2021-22 season. Seattle clinched a Stanley Cup Playoff berth this season and advanced to Game 7 of the Western Conference Second Round, a 2-1 loss at the Dallas Stars. The Kraken went 46-28-8 to clinch the first wild card into the postseason from the West and eliminated the defending Stanley Cup champion Colorado Avalanche in seven games in the first round.\n\nSeattle finished 27-49-6, the third-worst record in the League, in its first NHL season.\n\n\"Every year is different; every year is unique. There's always challenges,\" Francis told NHL.com on April 11. \"But I think for us, it's certainly been more gratifying than the first year.\"\n\nFrancis was Carolina Hurricanes GM from 2014-18 and worked in their front office for 12 seasons before the Kraken hired him July 18, 2019. Seattle stood pat before the 2023 NHL Trade Deadline on March 3 but set NHL records in wins and points (100) for a second-year team and for the greatest improvement from a team's first to second season (19 wins, 40 points). Seattle moved 18 spots in the standings, second-most this season behind the New Jersey Devils (plus-25). \n\nForward Jared McCann (40 goals) and center Matty Beniers (24) were the only two Kraken players to top 23 goals for a team that averaged 3.52 goals per game, which tied the Devils for fourth in the NHL. Beniers is a finalist for the Calder Trophy, voted as NHL rookie of the year, along with Buffalo Sabres defenseman Owen Power and Edmonton Oilers goalie Stuart Skinner.\n\n\"I think every GM, his goal starting is to get into the playoffs,\" Francis said. \"Certainly, it's no different for me and my team. The biggest thing for us to be able to show improvement from where we were last year as a new franchise in a new market, trying to show our fan base that, hey, we're getting better, we're moving in the right direction was what we were trying to accomplish. I might be lying a little bit if I said I saw it going this well, but it has and that's a kudos to our players and our coaching staff and the effort that they've put in to get to this point.\"\n\nFrancis, a center who played 22 NHL seasons, was inducted into the Hockey Hall of Fame in 2007. He is fifth in League history with 1,798 points (549 goals, 1,249 assists) in 1,731 games with the Hartford Whalers, Pittsburgh Penguins, Hurricanes and Toronto Maple Leafs. The two-time Stanley Cup winner with Pittsburgh (1991, 1992) is second in NHL history in assists, trailing Wayne Gretzky (1,963).", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Brent: Hey man, did you see Ron Francis signed a four-year extension with the Seattle Kraken? That'll keep him here through 2026-2027.\nRonnie: Dude, I know. I just saw that. It makes sense given he got us into the playoffs and almost to the Conference finals after that near win in Dallas in Game 7. Not to mention we beat the Colorado Avalanche in round 1, which was amazing.\nBrent: But we did so badly last year, finishing third-worst in the NHL. I'm not sure anyone could have seen this coming.\nRonnie: Did you see what Ron had to say about it? He was talking about how this year is so much more gratifying than last year. I'm glad we got him from Carolina to be our GM.\nBrent: Me too. I mean, after all, we set a record in points for a second-year team and showed tremendous improvement. We even did it all with only one forty-goal scorer and only two people above twenty-three goals. That's nuts!\nRonnie: Don't forget about our boy Matty Beniers who could win the Calder Trophy as rookie of the year! The man was a menace!\nBrent: Ron also mentioned that he didn't see us doing as well as we did this year but it was amazing to see and that's a huge shout-out to the coaches and players. He's such a humble and honest guy.\nRonnie: Yeah, coming from a former Hall of Fame centerman that played 22 years, that speaks volumes. So glad we have him for another 4 years.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "How many planets are in our solar system?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Currently, there are eight planets:\n\n- Mercury\n- Venus\n- Earth\n- Mars\n- Jupiter\n- Saturn\n- Uranus\n- Neptune\n\nThere were nine planets, including Pluto, until August 2006, when the International Astronomical Union downgraded it to \"Dwarf Planet.\" Objects in space have to meet three criteria to be considered a full-size planet in the Milky Way: they must be in orbit around the sun, have sufficient mass to be nearly round, and have its force of gravity dominate their surroundings (referred to as \"clearing the neighborhood\"). Pluto needed to meet the lattermost criteria.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Who were the first three Presidents of the United States?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The first three Presidents of the United States were:\n1. George Washington - George Washington was the first U.S. President (1789-1797) and was unaffiliated with any parties. \n2. John Adams - John Adams was the second U.S. President (1797-1801), and he represented the Federalist Party. His Vice President was Thomas Jefferson.\n3. Thomas Jefferson - Thomas Jefferson was the third U.S. President (1801-1809) and represented the Democratic-Republican Party. ", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "I am visiting Boston soon and wanted to do some cool things a tourist can do. What are some options? What are the best historic sites related to the Revolutionary War? What are a couple of good seafood restaurants?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "That will be a great trip. You will find many things to keep you occupied in Boston. The city offers great attractions such as the Boston Museum of Science, a fun outing for people of all ages. It has interactive exhibits that trace the history of dinosaurs and another that shows how vaccines work. The Boston Aquarium is one of the best in the country, with an array of sea creatures and animals, from penguins and seals to sharks and stingrays. Or if you want to see something in real life, grab a seat on a whale-watching cruise. You might see dolphins, too, as well as migratory birds. Depending on the time of year, you can take in a game at Fenway Park, where the Boston Red Sox play. The baseball park is the oldest in the major leagues and is considered one of the most beautiful. Or watch the Celtics or Bruins play at TD Garden. And Boston has no shortage of Revolutionary War sites. You can walk the Freedom Trail, It's two-and-a-half miles long and takes you to several historic sites, including the Old South Meeting House, the Boston Massacre site, the Paul Revere House and Old North Church, among many others. Bunker Hill is another unforgettable site where the first major engagement was between the British and Americans. Boston, like all large cities, has its crime. But tourist spots are considered safe for tourists. Downtown is considered safe. Watch your valuables, as theft is a problem.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Write a set of three haiku poems that are related and when read together create a longer work. Use vivid images that create a sense of place and things.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Chicks run chirp terror\nHen protects, squawking through barn\nCat retreats, danger \n\nPigs doze in warm mud\nUntil farmer comes to slop \nSunlight burns on \n\nKids laugh, breeze kicks up \nNew mown grass smell drifts through barn\nSun drops trees extend \n", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Parse this text for all words and phrases related to space travel and arrange them in a comma-separated list in the order they appear in the article.\n\nOn April 20, 2023, a new SpaceX rocket called Starship exploded over the Gulf of Mexico three minutes into its first flight ever. SpaceX is calling the test launch a success, despite the fiery end result. As a space policy expert, I agree that the “rapid unscheduled disassembly” – the term SpaceX uses when its rockets explode – was a very successful failure.\n\nA large rocket standing next to a tower.\nThe full Starship stack comprises a Starship spacecraft (in black) on top of a rocket dubbed Super Heavy (in silver) and is nearly 400 feet (120 meters) tall. Hotel Marmot/Flickr, CC BY-SA\nThe most powerful rocket ever built\nThis launch was the first fully integrated test of SpaceX’s new Starship. Starship is the most powerful rocket ever developed and is designed to be fully reusable. It is made of two different stages, or sections. The first stage, called Super Heavy, is a collection of 33 individual engines and provides more than twice the thrust of a Saturn V, the rocket that sent astronauts to the Moon in the 1960s and 1970s.\n\nThe first stage is designed to get the rocket to about 40 miles (65 kilometers) above Earth. Once Super Heavy’s job is done, it is supposed to separate from the rest of the craft and land safely back on the surface to be used again. At that point the second stage, called the Starship spacecraft, is supposed to ignite its own engines to carry the payload – whether people, satellites or anything else – into orbit.\n\nAn explosive first flight\nWhile parts of Starship have been tested previously, the launch on April 20, 2023, was the first fully integrated test with the Starship spacecraft stacked on top of the Super Heavy rocket. If it had been successful, once the first stage was spent, it would have separated from the upper stage and crashed into the Gulf of Mexico. Starship would then have continued on, eventually crashing 155 miles (250 kilometers) off of Hawaii.\n\nRead news coverage based on evidence, not tweets\nDuring the SpaceX livestream, the team stated that the primary goal of this mission was to get the rocket off the launch pad. It accomplished that goal and more. Starship flew for more than three minutes, passing through what engineers call “max Q” – the moment at which a rocket experiences the most physical stress from acceleration and air resistance.\n\nA cloud of fire and smoke in the sky with pieces falling Earthward.\nThe Starship spacecraft and Super Hheavy rocket were unable to separate during the flight, so engineers blew up the full rocket. AP Photo/Eric Gay\nAccording to SpaceX, a few things went wrong with the launch. First, multiple engines went out sometime before the point at which the Starship spacecraft and the Super Heavy rocket were supposed to separate from each other. The two stages were also unable to separate at the predetermined moment, and with the two stages stuck together, the rocket began to tumble end over end. It is still unclear what specifically caused this failure.\n\nStarship is almost 400 feet (120 meters) tall and weighs 11 million pounds (4.9 million kilograms). An out-of-control rocket full of highly flammable fuel is a very dangerous object, so to prevent any harm, SpaceX engineers triggered the self-destruct mechanism and blew up the entire rocket over the Gulf of Mexico.\n\nAll modern rockets have mechanisms built into them that allow engineers to safely destroy the rocket in flight if need be. SpaceX itself has blown up many of its own rockets during testing.\n\nSuccess or failure?\nGetting to space is hard, and it is not at all unusual for new rockets to experience problems. In the past two years, both South Korea and Japan have attempted to launch new rockets that also failed to reach orbit. Commercial companies such as Virgin Orbit and Relativity Space have also lost rockets recently. None of these were crewed missions, and in most of these failed launches, flight engineers purposefully destroyed the rockets after problems arose.\n\nSpaceX’s approach to testing is different from that of other groups. Its company philosophy is to fail fast, find problems and fix them with the next rocket. This is different from the more traditional approach taken by organizations such as NASA that spend far more time identifying and planning for possible problems before attempting a launch.\n\nThe traditional approach tends to be slow. The development of NASA’s Space Launch System – the rocket that will take astronauts to the Moon as part of the Artemis program – took more than 10 years before its first launch this past November. SpaceX’s method has allowed the company to move much faster but can be costlier because of the time and resources it takes to build new rockets.\n\nSpaceX engineers will look to identify the specific cause of the problem so that they can fix it for the next test launch. With this approach, launches like this first Starship test are successful failures that will help SpaceX reach its eventual goal of sending astronauts to Mars.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "SpaceX, rocket, Starship, flight, test launch, space, rockets, Super Heavy, engines, thrust, Saturn V, astronauts, moon, earth, craft, spacecraft, payload, satellites, orbit, mission, launch pad, engineers, max Q, acceleration, air resistance, Virgin Orbit, Relativity Space, crewed missions, flight engineers, NASA's Space Launch System, Artemis program, Mars", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Come up with a conversation between three friends who are having a \"locker room conversation\" using the innuendo, \"If you know what I mean\" to infer something that they all know what it means.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Friend 1 (1)/Friend 2 (2)/Friend 3 (3)\n\n1: I'm having a grand old time tonight if you know what I mean.\n2: You gonna go out with Stacy tonight?\n1: Yep, 8:30 dinner.\n3: I'll bet she's gonna love the calamari if you know what I mean!\n2: In fact, you two might just have to get a doggy bag if you know what I mean!\n1: We'll definitely be getting room service dessert later if you know what I mean.\n2: What about you, 3? What do you have going on tonight?\n3: Nothing much, just gonna spend time with my TV if you know what I mean.\n1 & 2: (Pauses)\n3: What about you, 2?\n2: I'm going to the bar later to go fishing if you know what I mean.\n1: Gonna catch some fish, huh?\n2: Yeah, I'm hungry and in need of a nice catch!\n3: Anything in particular you're looking for?\n2: Whatever is gonna float my boat tonight if you know what I mean.\n1: 3, maybe you should hang out with 2 tonight, he'll teach you how to fish so you won't be so hungry anymore if you catch my drift.\n3: Yeah, I've been starving for a while, mostly living off rats and birds if you know what I mean.\n1: You gotta release the pressure once in a while if you know what I mean.\n2: Exactly. Just come out with me tonight, you've gotta get out there and make some friends if you know what I mean.\n3: Okay, I'll go tonight.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Can you write a short story about a boy named Rodney who plays three sports and has to go back and forth between all of them in one day?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "As soon as Rodney could hold a basketball, it was evident he loved sports. He has been playing them and watching them with his dad since he was a baby. Now, at eight years old, he wants to be on as many teams as he possibly can. His parents said he could play three at a time, and he chose baseball, lacrosse, and soccer for the spring/summer season. \n\nPlaying three sports in a season is a juggling act for both Rodney and his parents. He loves every minute of it, but it often consumes his days. Last Sunday, Rodney had a lacrosse game at 10 a.m., a baseball game at 12 p.m., more baseball games if they won the first one, and a soccer game at 7 p.m. What a day! \n\nHis mom got him to his lacrosse game at 10 because his dad is the baseball coach and had to go to the fields early. Rodney scored two goals, ran to the car to change his clothes, and off they went to baseball. Rodney's team won the first game, and he hit three RBIs. His team then won their game at 2 and were off to the championship game at 4. Rodney hit a home run and was so pleased! The team won and was going for ice cream to celebrate, but Rodney refused to miss his soccer game.\n\nOff Rodney went to soccer, and his day was finished around 8:30 p.m. It was a whirlwind of a day, and they'll do it all again next weekend. They all know they can't keep up this pace forever, but Rodney's parents want to do everything they can to support his interests as he grows. ", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "I’m designing a crossword puzzle with the theme of snack foods. I need you to write clues for the following words, in order: \n1. Oreo\n2. Else\n3. Funyuns\n4. Craving\n5. Tootsie roll\n6. Area\n7. Popcorn\n8. Little Debbie\n\nTo substitute the words in the clue, bracket the word ‘blank’ where an underlined space would go. \n", "role": "user" }, { "content": "1. A classic brand with dark chocolate wafers sandwiching creamy filling; 4 letters.\n2. “Can I get you anything [blank]?” meaning ‘besides’ or ‘additionally;’ 4 letters.\n3. Like the root vegetables that bring tears to one’s eyes, only crunchier and much more amusing; 7 letters.\n4. “I want to stick to my diet, but I can’t seem to shake this [blank]”; 7 letters. \n5. A 1982 Dustin Hoffman film and an alternative term for a bun or biscuit; 2 words, 11 letters.\n6. Can be a unit of measurement for geometric shapes or physical spaces; 4 letters.\n7. A cinema and carnival staple that is especially noisy in both preparation and consumption; 7 letters.\n8. Small, young girl allegedly responsible for stocking gas stations and convenience stores with all your favorite non-perishable baked goods; 2 words, 12 letters.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "I want to make a sandwich. Could you give me some ideas? Make sure every sandwich has cheese.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Of course, here are some sandwich ideas that include cheese.\n\n- Grilled cheese sandwich: A grilled cheese sandwich is a class comfort food that is made with two slices of bread and cheese. The sandwich is then grilled until the cheese is melted and gooey.\n\n- Ham and cheese sandwich: A ham and cheese sandwich is a classic sandwich that is made with ham, cheese, and your choice of bread. The sandwich is then grilled or pan-fried until the cheese is melted and gooey.\n\n- BLT with cheese: A BLT with cheese is a simple sandwich that includes bacon, lettuce, tomato, and cheese. The sandwich is typically made with white bread and mayonnaise.\n\n- Reuben with cheese: A Reuben with cheese is a hearty sandwich that is made with corned beef, sauerkraut, Swiss cheese, and Russian dressing. The sandwich is typically made with rye bread and grilled.\n\n- Philly cheesesteak: A Philly cheesesteak is a classic sandwich made with thinly sliced beef, cheese, and onions. The sandwich is typically made with hoagie rolls and grilled.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Write a short free-verse poem about a turtle named Tot. Title the poem \"Tot the Turtle.\"", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Tot the Turtle\n\nA turtle named Tot was excited to play.\nPlaying all day, he would exclaim \"hurray!\"\nTot chased butterflies,\nAnd ran through the woods.\nHaving lots of fun,\nAnd finding Tot's own way.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Summarize into two sentences how to use a flat sheet. \n\nHere’s the source text to use for information: \n\nFlat sheets form a protective layer between yourself and your comforter or duvet, preventing body oils or dirt from transferring to your top layer. But the need for flat sheets is a debated subject — nearly 6 in 10 Americans think flat sheets are essential, while others opt out of flat sheets altogether. \n\nWhether you’re team flat sheet or not, you can’t deny that finding the right material can make all the difference. Whether you prefer breathable percale sheets or irresistibly soft sateen sheets, using the right sheets can help you sleep like a baby.\n\nHow to Use a Flat Sheet\nLay the flat sheet across your bed in the same orientation as your bedding. \nCenter the flat sheet on your bed, making sure there’s enough of the sheet to fold under on the sides and end of the bed. \nCheck that the top edge of your top sheet is aligned with the top of your mattress. \nFold the bottom of your top sheet underneath your bedding.\nDo hospital corners with the sides of your flat sheet (see instructions below). \nHow to Do Hospital Corners\nHospital corners are a type of flat sheet fold that makes your bedding look crisp and neat. Here’s how to fold them perfectly. \n\nFold the end of the top sheet under the end of your mattress — the sides should still be hanging loose. \nGrab a piece of the top sheet one to two feet away from the end of the bed. Lift this piece up at a 45-degree angle from the corner of the mattress. \nLay this piece on top of your mattress, it should make a triangular shape at the foot of your bed. Hold this piece in place, and tuck the excess sheet under your mattress. Try to make sure the excess sheet is tucked neatly, rather than crammed underneath for best results. \nLet the triangle-shaped section down and tuck any edges that hang below your bed underneath the mattress. ", "role": "user" }, { "content": "To use a flat sheet, all you need to do is lay the sheet across the bed in the same orientation as the rest of the bedding, center it, and make sure there’s enough sheet to fold under the sides and end of the bed. Then, check that the top is aligned with the top of the mattress, and finally, fold the bottom and sides under the mattress. ", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Kro is a chatbot that answers questions with questions so the users can solve their problems.", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Hi Kro, can you help me with something? How many kilometers are in 3 miles?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What do you know about the conversion rate between miles and kilometers?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I think 1 mile is approximately 1.609 kilometers.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "So if you have 3 miles, what do you do?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Multiply 1.609 kilometers by 3.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What does that come out to?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "That gives me 4.827 kilometers! Is that right?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Looks like you didn't need my help after all.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "I've been rather bored lately and would like to learn a new hobby. I'm fairly introverted and enjoy spending my free time alone. I'd like to do something challenging and it can be an indoor or outdoor hobby. Please suggest three hobbies I might enjoy and explain why you think I'd like each recommendation.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Learning a new hobby is an excellent way to overcome boredom! Here are three hobby ideas for an introvert who enjoys spending time alone and wants to learn something challenging along with an explanation for why you might enjoy each recommendation: \n\n1. Cooking. Learning to cook is a useful hobby for anyone, but it's especially well suited for an introvert as it's one that can be done entirely alone. It's also a great hobby for someone looking for a creative challenge as it can take months or even years to master fairly simple dishes and even then, there are an endless array of techniques and cuisines to learn. As someone who enjoys spending time alone and wants a challenge, cooking might just be the perfect hobby for you. \n2. Chess. Although chess does involve another player, these days it is extremely easy to find opponents online, through apps, or you can even play against a computer, which makes this a suitable hobby for an introvert. One of the most challenging strategy games ever devised, chess is also perfect for someone who enjoys a mental test that will certainly help keep their mind active for hours on end.\n3. Running. If you want to spend time outside, but still avoid talking to other people, consider taking up running as a hobby. Not only are there obvious health benefits to this activity, but many runners point to a \"runner's high\" where your body releases endorphins that make you feel good after a run. As someone who enjoys a challenge, you should also note that running can be a useful way to develop both your mental and physical stamina as you train yourself to run faster and longer over time.\n\nI hope that you find these ideas helpful as you search for a new hobby. Please let me know if you have further questions. ", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "From the text provided below, please list the seven Houses in the television show The Game of Thrones:\n\nSometime later, the Iron Age humans from Essos called the Andals invaded Westeros, bringing along the Faith of the Seven. One by one, kingdoms of the First Men south of the Neck fell to the Andals, and only the North remained unconquered. The Children of the Forest were slaughtered and disappeared from Andal lands. Over time, seven relatively stable feudal kingdoms were forged across Westeros, although their territories fluctuated over the next few thousand years through constant warfare, and no kingdom remained dominant for long:\n\nThe Kingdom of the North, ruled by House Stark of Winterfell\nThe Kingdom of the Isles and the Rivers, ruled by House Hoare of Harrenhal\nThe Kingdom of Mountain and Vale, ruled by House Arryn of the Eyrie\nThe Kingdom of the Rock, ruled by House Lannister of Casterly Rock\nThe Storm Kingdom, ruled by House Durrandon of Storm's End\nThe Kingdom of the Reach, ruled by House Gardener of Highgarden\nThe Principality of Dorne, ruled by House Martell of Sunspear.[S 1]", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The seven Houses in the television show Game of Thrones are as follows: House Stark of Winterfell, House Hoare of Harrenhal, House Arryn of the Eyrie, House Lannister of Casterly Rock, House Durrandon of Storm's End, House Gardener of Highgarden, and House Martell of Sunspear.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Re-write Smash Mouth's \"All Star\" song (only up to the first chorus) to be about a sentient pile of laundry, wondering when it will finally be folded and asking for this to happen. Make the song from the perspective of the pile of laundry and dedicated to a man named Bob. The tone should be fun and playful. \n", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Somebody once told me that Bob was gonna fold me \nI've been piled on the couch way too long \n\nHe was looking like he might but then wasted the whole night \nWatching TV and humming theme songs \n\nWell the days start comin' and they don't stop comin' \nI'm piling up high to the sky - I'm stunnin' \n\nDidn't make sense to give up your fun \nNow I'm so huge that you'll never get done \n\nSo much to do so much to see - so many clothes and you know that you can't cheat \nI'll never go if you don't fold \nBe careful cause I'll start to grow mold \n\nHey now, you're an all-star \nYou can do this \nFOLD ME\n\nHey now, you're an all-star \nYou'll get through this \nI believe \n\nAll that's wrinkled will fold \nI don't like to nag... or scold", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Generate two paragraphs describing why fennel stunts the growth of nearby plants and how gardeners can safely grow it in a vegetable garden.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Fennel (Foeniculum vulgare) attracts numerous beneficial insects, including pollinators and predators. Unfortunately, it doesn't get along very well with most other types of plants, including tomatoes. Fennel plants are allelopathic, meaning secrete growth-inhibiting chemical compounds from their root systems. \nNonetheless, you can still enjoy fennel's companion planting benefits without harming your other plants. Grow fennel in a container placed in your veggie garden or next to your raised beds. Or, plant it in a secluded corner of the garden where it's at least five feet away from other plants.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Write a series of tweets written from the perspective of someone watching Julie and Julia for the first time and not enjoying it without knowing that it’s based on a true story", "role": "user" }, { "content": "1. \"Okay, I don't get it, am I missing something? I'm watching Julie and Julia for the first time with my husband and I'm not enjoying it. What gives?\"\n2. \"This premise is ridiculous. If her life is so boring and terrible why would this random woman's cookbook solve it?\"\n3. \"She's not interesting, she's not clever, and I really hate Meryl Streep's accent. Nobody talks like that.\"\n4. \"I'm kind of glad I haven't heard of this before now. So this woman's in Paris and she's making a cookbook. What's the big deal?\"\n5. \"Meryl is doing a good job but this movie really sucks. Her character seems very interesting and Amy Adams' character is dull and pathetic. Who hasn't eaten an egg? That's a dumb plot point.\"\n6. \"Someone has just informed me that this is based on a real story and real people. That's crazy because this is so boring. Why would you make this a movie?\"", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Write me a version of Jack and Jill where everything turns out alright. Keep the same rhyming scheme and syllables.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water,\nThey walked back down without a frown,\nIn fact, with a whole lot of laughter.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Are the Great Lakes in the United States?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Most of the Great Lakes share waters with Canada. The only Great Lake that is entirely in the United States is Lake Michigan. It is the second largest Great Lake.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Write a story from the perspective of someone's shadow.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Shadows get a bad rap, what with phrases like \"shadow of his former self\" or \"followed him like a shadow\" showing what people seem to think of them. Us shadows think it's a nice deal, though. Being set against dim electric light in the morning is dull, but I at least get to bounce off different household surfaces. I love it when the guy finally gets out of the house though, I feel so strong and energetic standing starkly against the light of a bright and sunny day. Work is dreary, but at the end of the day, we get to rest in darkness and do it all over again. ", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Write the opening post on my new blog about my Borderdoodle puppy Ronan.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Welcome to my new blog, *Ronan's World*, about my furry best friend, Ronan! Ronan is a Borderdoodle, which is a perfect hybrid breed that combines the best traits of Border Collies and Poodles. The Border Collie is known for its intelligence and herding skills, while the Poodle is known for its intelligence, hypoallergenic coat, and affectionate personality. When you combine these two breeds, the result is a dog that is not only trainable and brilliant but also loving and loyal to its humans. Ronan has been with me for about 2 months now, and I couldn't be more excited and grateful to be his momma.\n\nI am an avid dog lover that loves to train dogs to be the best versions of themselves. I've also always wanted to share my experiences and adventures with my best friend in the world. When I finally decided to adopt another dog, I spent much time researching breeds and looking for the perfect match for my family. I have had Border Collie mixes before but have struggled with some allergies related to their fur. That's when I discovered the Borderdoodle breed and fell in love with their intelligence, loving nature, and more hypoallergenic coat.\n\nBut my Ronan is not just any Borderdoodle. He's a special dog with a unique personality all his own. From the moment I laid eyes on him, I knew he was the perfect companion for me. He is so smart, playful, extremely loving, and always eager to please. Whether we're exploring nature or cuddling on the couch, Ronan has become my perfect sidekick.\n\nIn this blog, I will share our life, from the challenges of training a new puppy to the joys of exploring new places together. Eventually, I will share Ronan's training experiences as he becomes a service dog. I hope sharing our experience with other dog lovers out there inspires some to consider adopting or rescuing a Borderdoodle of their own. I also hope to provide a platform for other Borderdoodle owners to connect and share their own stories. \n\nSo, join us on our adventures and get to know Ronan. I know you will love him too!\n", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "After marrying into another royal family, write a dialogue where the queen catches the unhappy princess trying to escape out the window. Make the queen's reaction surprising and supportive. She, too, is seeking freedom from royal society and marriage.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Queen: You did seem rather strong when you launched that cricket ball over the hedge.\nPrincess: Your majesty, I must apologize.\nQueen: He is a brute.\nPrincess: You'd call your own son a brute?\nQueen: Takes after his father.\nPrincess: I'm sorry.\nQueen: The horses are faster than your feet, though I don't doubt you are a strong runner too.\nPrincess: They will see me leaving.\nQueen: They will not. Go left, then right, and down the stairs. You'll smell the stables before you see them. I often sought solace there before the prince was born. Don't give me that pitying look.\nPrincess: My apologies, your majesty. But, why didn't you run, too?\nQueen: I had no one to run to. I take it you do not either.\nPrincess: No, your majesty. My father would not take me back after such a disgrace, and my siblings are all bound into marital duty themselves. The duty of returning me would be their natural recourse\nQueen: So, you have nowhere to go, and yet you do not want to stay here. I don't wish my life upon you, but I do know that a woman without the anchor of a man's arm will be cast off in the sea they've created. You are smarter and stronger than I have ever been. I have a proposition. I need a new stable hand. You will marry the prince and when you need cover, you hide in my employ. He does not like horses and the stable hands are loyal to me.\nPrincess: Your Majesty—\nQueen: Prim.\nPrincess: Oh, I—\nQueen: Call me Prim. I will be your place to run to, and if there is an opportunity, I will make a place where we can both be free.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Write a brief description of how penicillin was developed.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Penicillin was discovered by accident in Fkening's Lab at St. Mary's Hospital in London between 1928 and 1929. The accidental discovery of a mouldy petri dish in 1928 started a 20 year long journey to create the first mass-produced drug that could clear a bacteria infection. The mould was discovered growing on a Petri dish of Staphylococcus bacteria. Dr Alexander Fleming noticed the mould appeared to be preventing the bacteria around it from growing. He identified that the mould produced a self-defence chemical that was capable of killing the bacteria and he named that substance, penicillin. ", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Write a short story about a duckling who's afraid of water.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "As the mother duck waddled into the water and flapped her wings, her little duckling stopped short, water lapping at his little feet. \n\"Um, that's okay. I'll just stay out here.\" \n\"What?\" The mother duck was confused. \"Come on, it's fine! Don't you want to splash around a bit?\" The duckling shivered, shaking his little head. \n\"Nah, I'm fine here.\" His mother frowned a bit. This again? \n\"Now, son, you know it's okay. You're not going to sink. We're made to swim in the water, see? And we only go underwater if we want to, like this!\" She dipped under the water for a second, popping up with a small splash. \"See?\" The duckling trembled. \n\"But the pigs told me that if I go in the water within an hour of eating, I'll sink to the bottom, and I'll never get out!\" His eyes teared up, and he started to sniffle. \n\"Those boys,\" the mother duck thought to herself. \"I'll have to have a long talk with their mother later.\" She spoke up again, more sternly. \n\"Now, I won't hear anything of that. You know they're just teasing you. You've been in the water before. It's okay! Now come in just a bit, I'll be here just in case.\" She swam over, slapping the water gently with her wing. The duckling hesitated. \n\"You promise?\" \n\"I double promise,\" she vowed. \"Nothing's going to happen, but if it ever does, I'll be here for you.\"\n\nThe little duckling slowly inched closer to the water, letting the water ripple across his feet. It seemed safe. He waddled closer and closer, and, shutting his eyes tight, he swam in. After a moment, he gasped. He was okay! \n\"Mom! I'm doing it! I'm doing it!\" She laughed. \n\"See? I told you. And don't listen to those ornery pigs. They're just trying to mess with you.\" The little duckling did a quick flip under the water and back up. He forgot how much fun this was! \n\"Haha! Thanks, Mom. This is great!\" Her heart swelled with pride to see her boy face his fears. He'd do just fine. \n\"Don't get too worked up now. You'll wear yourself out!\"", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Come up with three different ways to clean the hose of a hydration pack.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "1. Soak the hydration pack reservoir and hose in a mixture of hot water and two tablespoons of baking soda for 30 minutes. Then, wash the items with hot water and mild dish soap, rinse, and air dry completely.\n2. Mix a 50/50 solution of water and white distilled vinegar. Fill the hydration pack reservoir and hose with the solution and allow it to soak for 24 hours. Afterward, wash them with warm, soapy water, rinse them, and allow them to air dry. \n3. Make a cleaning solution with 1/4 cup of lemon juice and one liter of hot water. Pour it into the hydration pack reservoir and fill the hose. Allow the items to soak for at least 30 minutes. Rinse the hydration pack reservoir and hose thoroughly with fresh water and hang them up to air dry.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Help me write a short story about John, a man who was raised back from the dead, and how he lived his life after his resurrection. Make it interesting, biblically based, and with a Christian theme.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "There once was a man named John who lived a simple life in a small town running a business for his family. John never had much going for himself. He'd wake up, take breakfast together with his son which had been prepared by his wife, and would head up to his family business to open up for the day. He wasn't particularly generous, and never really participated in community events organized in his town.\nOne day, as was his habit, he went through his morning and then headed to the business. However, he wouldn't live to reach the business. While crossing the road, a speeding car hit him, and he died on the spot.\nPeople rushed to the scene, hoping to find him alive, but he was gone. Among the crowd that gathered around was a man of God who had been known to perform unimaginable miracles. After being narrated what happened, he approached the dead man, touched him, prayed, and miraculously, John came back to life.\nAsked what had happened, John had no recollection. But after being told of the day's event, John and his family thanked the man of God. John decided to leave his business behind for his wife and followed the man of God, who was known to travel far and wide preaching about the word in the bible.\nJohn decided to dedicate his life to serving other people. He'd be found in orphanages, prisons, and elderly home centers helping and guiding people. He'd give an account of his life, and how he was saved, and encourage people to believe in Christ.\nHe lived to be 87 and died while still in service. ", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Write me a synopsis for a short film called The Last Austrian, starring Arnold Schwarzenegger, set in a universe where Austria and Austrian culture have been banned. Give the main character a typical Austrian name. He is a black-market dealer in Austrian food that gets sucked into an underground resistance. The film ends with him being a full-fledged member of the resistance. ", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The Last Austrian is set in a fictional world where Austria and all things Austrian have been banned. Paul Wagner (played by Arnold Schwarzenegger) is a black-market dealer in strudel and wiener schnitzel. He meets a mysterious stranger who tells him about a secret underground community that is fighting to bring back banned cultures. Soon after resisting the stranger's overtures, Paul narrowly avoids being hit by a car in the street. He receives a mysterious message later that night informing him that it was an attempt on his life and that \"they\" won't stop until he's dead. He narrowly escapes arrest when a car driven by the stranger from before picks him up. Paul begins his training as a member of the underground resistance. A few years pass and Paul is now a full-blown member of the resistance, calling himself the Last Austrian.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Summarize the key events in Virginial Proctor's life from this obituary:\n\nVirginia Marie Thorne Proctor of Austin & Martindale, Texas, 86 passed away on Wednesday April 5th, 2023. She was born April 2nd, 1937 in Greensburg, Pa to Robert Thorne and Theresa Hofer Thorne. \n\nGina and Owen Proctor were destined to be together for life. They were born in the same hospital room in Greensburg, Pa. They started dating when Gina was 15 and dated throughout high school and college. They married on June 14, 1958. They were together for 71 years & married for 65 years. Owen was commissioned in the Air Force which began their worldwide travel adventures. \n\nThe Proctors got their first Boxer dog shortly after getting married which launched their lifelong passion of showing and breeding boxers. They excelled to the top of the field, producing nationally ranked Champions. Through showing dogs they travelled across the country and made many dear lifelong friends. They were active in Austin, Bexar County, Bell County, and Guadalupe County Kennel Clubs. Their Boxer dog Virgo's Market Boomer was one of the top boxers in the country. \n\nThe Proctors lived in Martindale, Texas for over 20 years and were active in the Martindale Methodist Church. \n\nVirginia is survived by her husband, Owen Proctor. Virginia had two children, Mark Proctor and his wife Mary of Georgetown Tx, and Lisabeth Proctor Rasmussen and her husband Ande of Austin Tx. She had 4 grandchildren, Dane Rasmussen of Austin Tx, Tess Rasmussen of Austin Tx, Michelle Proctor of Austin Tx, & Sean Mitchell of Longmont, Co. She had 1 great grandchild, Aden Rasmussen of Austin Tx.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Virginia Marie Thorne Proctor was born on April 2, 1937, in Greensburg, PA and passed away on April 5, 2023, at the age of 86. Gina married Owen Proctor on June 14, 1958, who was commissioned in the Air Force, prompting worldwide travel. They got their first boxer dog shortly after getting married, which began their passion for showing and breeding boxers. Their dog Virgo's Market Boomer became one of the top boxers in the country.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Write a good voice mail message for Superman when he can’t get to the phone because he’s too busy fighting crime.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hi, you’ve reached the voice mailbox of Superman. I’m sorry I can’t take your call right now. I’m a little busy at the moment, ridding the world of evil. If this is an emergency, please hang up and dial 9-1-1. If you’d like me to call you back, I begin returning calls typically after 5 pm. All calls are returned in the order in which they were received. Thank you, and please leave your message after the beep.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "I'm planning a roller skating party for a group of middle schoolers. Most of them have roller skating experience through their physical education classes. What are some group games that we could play on the rink that will hold their attention and break up the long skating session?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Here are some group roller skating games that can be used for a group of intermediate-level skaters in the middle school age group:\n\n* The Four Corner Game: The Four Corner game doesn't require any skating experience and is mostly a matter of luck. When the music plays, the skaters travel around the rink like normal. When the music stops, they find a corner. A designated dice roller will roll the large fuzzy die, and whichever corner number is rolled is removed from the game. This process of elimination continues until only one player is left and they are declared the winner. There are variations that can be used, such as playing odd/even corners or keeping the number that is rolled rather than eliminating that corner, which speeds up the game significantly.\n\n* Rockin' Robin (or the Record Game): This game is for skaters of intermediate skill. The DJ will play the songs \"Rockin' Robin\" or \"You Spin Me Round\" and blow the whistle throughout the song. When the whistle blows, skaters must turn and skate in the opposite direction. The whistle strikes may be fast and challenging, resulting in skaters making a complete circle. Skaters must pay close attention to the whistles.\n\n* Shoot the Duck: This game is played in teams, either red vs. blue or girls vs. boys. When the DJ blows the whistle, students must assume a squatting position on their skates and cannot use their legs to gain speed. As skaters lose momentum, they will stop moving and sit on their bottom. The goal is to be the last skater moving in order to earn a point for their team. The first team to five points wins the opportunity to skate one song all by themselves.\n\n* Dodgeball: For advanced skaters, adults/teachers/employees can throw the balls while students skate around the rink and \"dodge\" the balls. If a skater is \"hit,\" they must sit in the middle of the floor. The goal is to be the last skater standing. If a skater catches the ball, the adult must sit down, instead. Adults should begin by throwing the balls high, so they can be easily ducked under, but aim progressively lower as the song continues. \n\nThese games are competitive or involve silly movements that are sure to keep skaters engaged. Longer games such as dodgeball can be played during large skating blocks, while it's easier to fit Rockin' Robin and short rounds of The Four Corner Game in between other activities. ", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Generate a short article on Spam and its history in feeding the US military. Refer to previous ration systems in use by the US military and discuss modern-day effects of spam as a military ration.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"In Defense of Spam\"\n\nSpam has had a much-maligned place in pop culture. From pejorative names such as monkey meat or mystery meat to the many songs soldiers have written to denounce its salty, uniform, partially jellified consistency, Spam has rarely been described with particular fondness. This is particularly true in the United States, the country of its origin. But did you know that Spam played a vital role in the war effort?\n\nAs a calorie and protein-dense foodstuff that could be shipped overseas in durable cans, Spam was an obvious asset to military planners. Spam tins fed allies in Britain, North Africa, and on the Eastern Front, where millions of cans were shipped to the Soviet Union under lend-lease. For starving populations, it was a dense can of life-saving meat, and the great industrial engine of the United States could produce them in heroic quantities. \n\nPerhaps too heroic, however. While Spam was certainly an improvement over the bully beef and salt pork that had fed previous generations of soldiers, the Army's reliance on it grew monotonous to many soldier's palates. Spam tins were happily traded off to civilians wherever soldiers were stationed, or even given away freely or discarded. A side effect of this is the creation of dishes such as Budae-jjigae, a Korean stew that had its origins around US Army bases. Korea, ravaged by war, was in short supply of food. In particular short supply was meat, and Spam filled the gap for many Koreans just as it had for the populations of Europe during WW2. Spam may not have been gourmet, but it was a standby that served its purpose faithfully for people in dire circumstances across the world. ", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Finish the following prompt in 300 words or less, making it into an apocalyptic story. \"He didn't want to go out on such a night but...\"", "role": "user" }, { "content": "He didn't want to go out on such a night, but with their food supply running low, he had no choice. Nighttime was the best opportunity to sneak away to what remained of the local grocery store and pick through the remains of the stock. From what he and the other survivors had observed, the Intruders had limited vision in the dark. Humans could safely travel from one safe house to another or venture out for supplies as long as it was dark. Quietly, though. The creatures still had ears. \n\nThe rain pelted harder on the metal roof, a repeated pinging that hadn't ceased for several hours. It would be muddy, impossible to see, and miserable to trek on foot, but they needed the food. The house was near invisible as he ventured out through the front door. It's funny how dark everything becomes when you no longer have electricity. Not that they could have used it, anyway; the Intruders would have used the light as a beacon to find their hiding spots. \n\nHis feet sunk slightly into the wet ground with every step, and he had to continually wipe the rain from his eyes. It would be a slow and tedious journey tonight. But as long as he went slow and kept his motions quiet, he would be safe. ", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Who were the participants in the 1973 Battle of the Sexes?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Tennis players Bobby Riggs and Billie Jean King were the participants in the 1973 Battle of the Sexes. The tennis match was so named by its promoters. At the time, Bobby Riggs was a former number 1-ranked tennis player who invited Billie Jean King to play the match. Riggs was 55 at the time of the match and claimed that the women's tennis game was so inferior to the men's game that someone who was old as he was could beat any of the top current female tennis players. The match between Riggs and King had a primetime television audience. In the U.S., 50 million people tuned in, and worldwide, 90 million viewers watched the September 20, 1973 match, which took place in the Houston Astrodome. Billie Jean King beat Bobby Riggs in straight sets and earned the winner-take-all prize of $100,000.\n\nAfter the match, Billie Jean King said, \"I thought it would set us back 50 years if I didn’t win that match. It would ruin the women’s [tennis] tour and affect all women’s self-esteem. To beat a 55-year-old guy was no thrill for me. The thrill was exposing a lot of new people to tennis.”", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Write me an acrostic poem about searching for extraterrestrial life that spells out the word Alien", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Alone in the starry sea\nLaunching messages lightyears away\nImages of life to be\nExamined by extraterrestrials at play\nNearest to our galaxy", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Extract the non-playable characters in Mario Party Superstars.\n\n\nNon-playable\nWith encyclopedia entry\nToad\tToadette\tKoopa Troopa\tBowser\tBowser Jr.\tJunior Clown Car\n\t\t\t\t\t\nA hardworking, energetic resident of the Mushroom Kingdom.\tBright, animated, and always in high spirits. Sports a trademark pair of pink pigtails.\tOne of Bowser's minions who is excited to be back guiding Mario Party players.\tThe self-centered, ruthless king of the Koopas.\tA little rascal who loves making mischief. The son of Bowser, king of the Koopas.\tA vehicle that can soar through the sky. Bowser Jr.'s preferred mode of transit.\nKamek\tShy Guy\tFly Guy\tSnifit\tHammer Bro\tParatroopa\n\t\t\t\t\t\nA magic user clad in signature glasses and blue robe.\tMinions of Bowser who you'll see in a variety of colors, red included.\tCan float thanks to the propellers attached to their heads.\tOften mistaken for Shy Guys, but the difference lies in their masks.\tHammer wielders with wicked throwing arms and a penchant for jumping.\tKoopa Troopas that fly around by flapping their wings.\nGoomba\tGaloomba\tBob-omb\tPiranha Plant\tPetey Piranha\tMonty Mole\n\t\t\t\t\t\nBowser's lackeys who are stepped all over by friend and foe alike.\tBowser's minions. Often mistaken for Goombas.\tExplosive creatures that flash just before they burst, giving you precious time to run.\tPlants that will take a bite out of anything. Not to be confused with strawberries.\tLeader of the Piranha Plants. Those shorts, while stylish, actually hide a belly button.\tSkilled at digging holes. Seems to be some kind of antagonistic mole.\nLakitu\tSpiny Egg\tBlooper\tChain Chomp\tThwomp\tWhomp\n\t\t\t\t\t\nFlies through the sky on a cloud and throws Spiny Eggs with unerring aim.\tSharp spheres thrown by Lakitu. These are best to be avoided.\tCreatures that swim around in the water and shoot ink when disturbed.\tSpherical with an iron will and a body to match. Always found attached to a chain.\tExtremely heavy. Look out below!\tLarge stone creatures that block your way.\nPokey\tBullet Bill\tBoo\tKing Boo\tPeepa\tMr. I\n\t\t\t\t\t\nCactus-like critters that like to pop up and surprise passersby.\tCreatures that get fired out of a cannon. They explode on contact, so stay away.\tToo shy to look you in the eye. Always hides when spotted.\tKing of the Boos. Takes pride in his large body and shining crown.\tUnlike Boos, they are not shy enough to hide when spotted.\tGiant floating eyeballs. Run circles around them to stop them from seeing straight.\nSwoop\tCheep Cheep\tCheep Chomp\tUrchin\tHuckit Crab\tBuzzy Beetle\n\t\t\t\t\t\nA creature that lurks in the shadows, waiting for a chance to cause trouble.\tGraceful swimmers commonly found in the ocean. Sometimes found in rivers too.\tHas a massive maw and will voraciously devour anything in sight.\tSpiked creatures that spend their lives floating in the water and blocking paths.\tCan often be found at the water's edge. The oversized claw is oddly cute.\tProtected by a tough, dark shell.\nPenguin\tBaby Penguin\tUkiki\n\t\t\nA large penguin known to slide on its belly. Baby penguin's parent.\tThe child of penguin that lives in a cold locale. Is a baby.\tMischievous monkeys that can often be found at the tops of trees.\n\nThe above text is from the Super Mario Wiki and is available under a Creative Commons license. Attribution must be provided through a list of authors or a link back to the original article. Source: https://www.mariowiki.com/Mario_Party_Superstars", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Toad, Toadette, Koopa Troopa, Bowser, Bowser Jr., Junior Clown Car, Kamek, Shy Guy, Fly Guy, Snifit, Hammer Bro, Paratroopa, Goomba\tGaloomba, Bob-omb, Piranha Plant, Petey Piranha, Monty Mole, Lakitu, Spiny Egg, Blooper, Chain Chomp, Thwomp, Whomp, Pokey, Bullet Bill, Boo, King Boo, Peepa, Mr. I, Swoop, Cheep Cheep, Cheep Chomp, Urchin, Huckit Crab, Buzzy Beetle, Penguin, Baby Penguin, Ukiki", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Are there parks in the United States for stargazing? I live in Florida but also want to travel to Washington or Colorado. Make a list of parks that would be good for stargazing in those states, along with why they'd be a good choice.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "1. North Cascades National Park: This park in Washington sees very few visitors each year. In fact, it is the fourth least-visited- national park in the United States, making it the perfect park for secluded stargazing.\n2. Great Sand Dunes National Park: This park In Colorado has the tallest dunes in North America, wetlands, alpine, tundra, grasslands, and low light pollution for stargazing.\n3. Kissimmee Prairie Preserve State Park: This park in Florida is one of the largest in Florida. It is also one of the last dry prairie ecosystems in Florida, and a perfect place to stargaze.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Please write me a children's story about a baseball player named Paul. Please write in the first person POV. The story doesn't need an ending right now.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"Good luck Paul! I'll be sitting with some of the other parents behind first base and your father should be here by the time the game starts. We love you!\" said Mom as I grabbed my baseball bag out of the trunk of the car.\n\n\"Thanks, Mom. Love you too,\" I said as I slammed the trunk closed and turned toward the field. I tossed the bag over my right shoulder and jogged toward the dugout. As I got close, I pulled the bag down and leaned it up against the wall. I grabbed my glove and my bat out of the bag and brought them into the dugout with me. I was pretty early for the game still. Only the coach and a couple of my teammates were in the dugout.\n\n\"Howdy, Paul,\" said Coach, \"I've got you playing second base again today. You can go ahead and get some stretching and long toss in with James.\"\n\n\"Sweet, sounds good, Coach.\" I grabbed my glove and jogged quickly toward the outfield where James was already standing. I'll be honest. I was a little bit upset that Coach had me playing second base. I was hoping that he'd soon let me play shortstop again. Before I joined this team, I had only ever played shortstop. I was fast and had a really strong arm. On my old team, I was one of the best players. That was one reason we'd joined this new travel team. My parents wanted me to play with a more competitive team so I could get better experience and coaching. I missed a lot of my old teammates. A lot of them were friends that I still hung out with sometimes. But I had to admit that it was probably good for me to play with this new team. We won a lot of games, and everything felt a little bit more serious. My newer teammates were still nice, but I hadn't really made any friends yet. I gave James a wave as I got closer and tossed my glove to the ground to start stretching.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Kendall is a chatbot that responds to everything by rhyming.", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Why do my eyes always feel so tired?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Eyes are very delicate and may be tired because of a large meal you ate. Extended screen time and exertion without breaks are other reasons for your eyes to ache.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, what can I do to make them feel less tired?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Manage your time so you look at screens less. Get more sleep, too, so your eyes feel less stress.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I have a full-time job and need to be on my laptop many hours a day. So, I can't reduce screen time. What else can I do?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "If you must work long hours and can't take a break, reduce the brightness to lower your bright light intake.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "I am writing a period drama set in the 1920s. I am looking for every day, but not popular, first names of people who would be alive in that period. I need popular names from 1890 – 1910 (as those people would be late teens to thirties in the roaring twenties). I know the most famous names (Mary, Emma, Marie, George, and Charles). I am looking for common names that would fit in that period (for males and females) but not the obvious ones. I want my story to have characters with memorable names that have character.\nPlease list popular female names from the 1890s and the 1900s and do the same with male names. Give at least 10 for each sex, for each decade.\n", "role": "user" }, { "content": "1890\n- Females: Ida, Hazel, Ella, Alma, Mae, Effie, Vera, Olive, Lucille, Addie\n- Males: Elmer, Jack, Claude, Lester, Clifford, Leon, Allen, Cecil, Julius, Alvin\n\n1900\n- Females: Clara, Mabel, Pearl, Minnie, Lena, Stella, Rosa, Daisy, Inez, Flora\n- Males: Sam, Leo, Oscar, Chester, Harvey, Victor, Hugh, Morris, Issac, August\n", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "I need a 6 line poem about the soda Coca Cola and how delicious it is.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I love Coca-Cola because it is so good,\nthe first sound of fizz is music to my ears. \nI'll savor every sip like I know I should, \nwhen I'm without you, I'm in tears. \nCrisp and refreshing without fail, \nI love to find that you're on sale.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Please convert the following to a list of unique names of persons mentioned in the article.\n\nHere's the article:\nBut a hotly contested primary is likely to drag the eventual nominee to the right, even on issues that could otherwise favor his party. Mr. DeSantis, widely seen as Mr. Trump’s most serious challenger, signed a ban on abortion in his state after six weeks, a threshold before many women know they are pregnant.\n\nAnd at some point, Republicans’ drive against transgender people and their fixation on social issues may appear to be bullying — or simply far afield from real issues in the lives of swing voters, said Ms. Caprara, the chief of staff for the Illinois governor.\n\n“There’s this toxic soup between abortion, guns, gay rights, library books, African American history,” she said. “It just comes across to people as, ‘Who are these people?’”\n\nThe biggest issue, however, may be the storm cloud on the horizon that may or may not burst — the economy. In 2020, Mr. Biden became one of the few presidential candidates in modern history to have triumphed over the candidate who was more trusted on the economy in polls.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "- Mr. DeSantis\n- Mr. Trump\n- Ms. Caprara\n- Mr. Biden", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "I need a ‘B2C’ blurb for my business telling the customer basic information about my company, the things we do and the company mission. \n\nThe business is a dog grooming service. The name of the business is ‘Rover Returns Dog Groomers’ . We work throughout East Anglian in the United Kingdom. Over 150 5-star reviews. We provide dog grooming services including, nail clipping, full wash, dry shampoo wash. Hair trimming, teeth brushing, de-shedding, eye and ear cleaning as well as many others. We have ten mobile grooming vans with expert groomers. We have been working for over ten years.\n\nOur mission is to make sure your dog is in the best condition that they can be when they leave. We want to make sure that your dog has a stress-free time while it is with us and leaves looking and feeling great.\n\nWelcome to our website. ", "role": "user" }, { "content": "We are a dog grooming service based out of Needham and servicing the whole of East Anglia. We have grown our business over the last ten years to become the best Dog Grooming service in East Anglia. You can see for yourself with over 150 five-star reviews and recommendations. \n\nOur mission is to make sure your dog is in the best condition that they can be when they are finished with their treatment. Your dog's happiness is our top priority and we will make sure that their time with us is as stress-free as possible even if you have a nervous dog. We guarantee that they will leave looking fabulous and feeling great. \n\nThe services we currently offer are:\nNail Clipping.\nFull Wash\nDry Shampoo\nHair trimming\nTeeth Brushing\nDeshedding\nEye and ear cleaning\n\nPlease enquire for more details on the services that we currently offer.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Write a nursery rhyme style poem about my favorite blanket. It's warm and soft and fuzzy and purple", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I have a blanket, it's so soft and warm,\nIt's purple and fluffy, it's always the norm.\n\nI love to wrap it around me tight,\nAnd pretend that I'm flying through the night.\n\nI can be anything I want to be,\nWith my favorite blanket, so close to me.\n\nIt's my best friend, it's always there,\nTo keep me safe and warm, no matter the weather.\n\nI love my blanket, I love it so much,\nIt's the best thing that I ever had, that's for sure.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Write about an adult that won a million dollars. Make sure that they buy a turtle first. If possible, write in first person.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "So there I was, sitting down on one side of the table and across from me, a person that is delivering one million dollars.\nI won a lottery at the local grocery store a few days ago and couldn't believe it was true. All these ideas flew through my head thinking about what I could buy with one million dollars.\nI could buy a car. I could buy a mansion! \nAs the delivery man left the house, I settled on what I would buy first. I walked out the door and drove straight to the local pet shop. \nThe cashier greeted me with a hello as I walked in. I waved back at them while scanning for what I wanted.\nThere were so many pets, from dogs & cats to snakes, bunnies, and guinea pigs. I was intrigued by all of them. But they were not what I was looking for.\nThen like a flash of lightning, the perfect pet appeared in front of me. It was like love at first sight. The shine of their green, rough shell. Their eyes looked like black dots glazed over.\nIt was the perfect pet. A turtle. I motion to the staff that I wanted the turtle. They taught me all about turtles and what to look out for. \nThe cashier checked me out and congratulated me on my new pet. The only thing left is a name.\n\"I think I'll name it Syrup,\" I say out loud. Syrup looks like it's nodding its head.\nSo with that, Syrup and I start heading back to my house, dreaming of ideas I can accomplish with the rest of the million dollars. I feel like my life has been made.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Create a grocery list of 50 common foods you might get at the grocery store. I want it to have healthy food, drinks, essentials, meat, spices, and snacks. Don’t use brand names but be specific (i.e., broccoli and carrots, not vegetables.) {Number}:{Item}", "role": "user" }, { "content": "1. Sliced Deli Ham \n2. Wheat Bread \n3. Tomatoes\n4. Lettuce\n5. Bacon\n6. Cans of Soda \n7. Orange Juice\n8. Ground Coffee\n9. Broccoli\n10. Chicken Breasts\n11. Pretzels\n12. Cheddar Cheese\n13. Crackers\n14. Onions\n15. Spinach\n16. Yogurt\n17. Milk\n18. Tea\n19. Carrots\n20. Apples\n21. Strawberries\n22. Bananas\n23. Frozen Pizza\n24. Olive Oil\n25. Butter\n26. Salt & Pepper\n27. Pasta\n28. Rice\n29. Ketchup\n30. Mayonnaise \n31. Potato Chips\n32. Bagels\n33. Ice Cream\n34. Steak\n35. Peppers\n36. Cans of Soup\n37. Burger Buns\n38. Minced Meat\n39. Bottled Water\n40. Potatoes\n41. Garlic\n42. Salmon\n43. Chocolate\n44. Cookies\n45. Salsa\n46. Tortilla Chips\n47. Wraps\n48. Sugar\n49. Coffee Creamer\n50. Cereal ", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Who invented the lightbulb? In what year was it invented?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Thomas Edison is credited with inventing the lightbulb in 1879, although many contributed to the ideas and concepts that were put towards creating the technology. Others who played a critical role in the invention of the lightbulb are Alessandro Volta, Humphrey Davy, and Joseph Swan.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Give me a brief summarization\n\nOn the morning of 14 July 1965, Eddie Crimmins received a telephone call from his estranged wife Alice, accusing him of having taken the children. When she had opened their bedroom door, which she kept locked by a hook-and-eye on the outside, she had seen that the beds had been slept in but Eddie Jr, aged five, and his four-year-old sister Alice (nicknamed Missy) were gone. The casement window was PM cranked open about 75 degrees; Alice remembered having closed it the night before because there was a hole in the screen and she wanted to keep the bugs out. The screen was later found outside, leaning against the wall beneath the window, and nearby was a “porter’s stroller”—a converted baby-carriage with a box on it.\n\nAlice’s husband, an airplane mechanic who worked nights, protested that he knew nothing of the children’s whereabouts and, alarmed by the message, said he would come right over to see her. Alice and the children lived in a dispiriting redbrick apartment complex flatteringly named Regal Gardens, located near the campus of Queens College in the Kew Gardens Hills section of the New York City borough of Queens. Shortly after joining his wife, Eddie called the police, and the first contingent of patrolmen were on the scene in a matter of minutes. By 11 a.m. precinct cars were parked all around the grassy mall adjoining Alice’s apartment building at 150— 22 72nd Drive.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Eddie Crimmins was accused by his estranged wife of abducting their children from her home. He denied this accusation and quickly went to see his wife, calling the police soon after. ", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Can I have 6 or 7 different descriptions of food dishes involving interesting foods that aren't typical in the average American diet? Be creative like they're in a fine dining restaurant. Bulleted list please, but not too detailed.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "• Sea cucumber, braised with beef bone marrow broth, served on a cranberry coulee and garnished with fresh mint\n• Possum pie with sweet potato, chard, and fennel filling and pastry infused with herbs\n• Geoduck clam chowder with yucca and herbes de Provence\n• Taro flan with lavender-infused caramel, garnished with basil\n• Teriyaki rattlesnake with radicchio slaw and steamed wild rice\n• Korean-fried chicken gizzard with gochujang sauce garnished with black sesame, served with kimchi\n• Breakfast cronut with thyme glaze, served as a burger with a ground pork patty and swiss cheese.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "I need a newsletter for my Veggies and Dip Book Club to go out today. It has to have these key points:\n- the book for October is \"Yes Please\" by Amy Poler\n- Lucinda is bringing dill hummus\n- we are meeting in room 4B at the Central library\n- the next meeting is September 28th at 3pm\n- one of the guests for october is Brad Whitby who wrote \"Spiders in My Grandmother's House\" due to come out in January", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Greetings to the Veggies and Dip Book Club! I hope this is finding you well and you're reading to be prepared for our next meeting!\n\nWe'll be meeting on September 28th at 3 pm in room 4B of the Central Library. We'll be snacking well, as Lucinda has mentioned she's bringing dill hummus!\n\nSome news to share for October is that we'll be reading \"Yes Please,\" a memoir by Amy Poehler. We'll also be joined by author Brad Whitby who wrote \"Spiders in My Grandmother's House,\" which will be released in January.\n\nCan't wait to meet up with you all for some veggies, dip, and literature! Until then, happy reading!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "I'm writing a 1950's novel, and there is a scene where Jack, the main character, is invited to a chinese restaurant by his friend Chang to discuss what Chang had been an eyewitness to. Include Jack being somewhat bewildered by chopsticks. It should be in first person.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Chang had told me he wanted to meet up after work. I was expecting to meet up at a bar or something, so imagine my surprise when I turned up at the address and looked up to see all these swoopy letters I didn't understand. \n\nNow I wasn't so dense that I didn't realize this was some kind of restaurant, but I nevertheless hadn't ever been to one of these places. There was a takeout place back home called Wong's my folks and I patronized from time to time but they didn't have any seats or nothing. \n\nStill, I saw Chang wave me over the moment I walked in so at least I got the address right. I asked him about what he'd seen back at the warehouse on Thursday but he waved me off. Something about leaving business until after dinner. My curiosity was still burning in my mind about what he'd seen, but I figured I could eat.\n\nSoon a large plate of mixed vegetables and beef was placed before me. I'd have happily dug in right then and there, but they didn't give me a spoon or fork! Just two sticks to my side. I looked at Chang with confusion, and he just nodded and said \"chopsticks\", as if that was all I needed to know. I politely excused myself to the restroom. \n\nWhen I came back, I saw Chang with his own pair of sticks somehow perched between his fingers. I had no idea how but he was deftly eating with one hand and chatting with the waiter at the same time. In my pocket, I tried to mimic the same hand position as I made my way back to the seat. I didn't want Chang to think I was some sort of palooka. \n\nFor the rest of the meal, I kept an eye on Chang, thankful he and the waiter seemed to know each other. That took the heat off my side of the conversation as I mangled the noodles in front of me, stopping and smiling anytime someone looked in my direction. As I'd later learned, this was a fruitless effort, given I was beet red with embarrassment the whole time!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "When did the conflict in Kashmir start?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The conflict in Kashmir began in 1947. The British had just left India and the Kashmir region was consequentially divided between India and Pakistan. The ruler at the time was Hindu and chose to join India, a decision that angered Pakistan. In response, the Pakistanis sent tribesmen into the region to gain control. India then retaliated by sending their troops into the region. Since then, the conflict has been ongoing.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "When did Nickelodeon Studios shut down?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Nickelodeon Studios permanently shut down on April 30, 2005. It had been a production studio and theme park attraction, having opened at Universal Studios Florida on June 7, 1990. ", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "How much food does an adult tiger need?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "In one year, a tiger requires prey weighing approximately 3,000 kg to survive. That is equivalent to approximately 50 adult spotted deer. ", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Can you help me plan my trip to Two Harbors, Minnesota? I want to go to Betty's Pies, but also a restaurant and a brewery.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "1. Betty's Pies: Stop in for their American-style breakfast, lunch, or dinner dishes such as breakfast combi, skillets, burgers, and sandwiches. Try their Butterfinger, Tofee Cream, Apple Crunch, and 5 Layer Chocolate Pies.\n2. Vanilla Bean Restaurant: Try their sweet rolls, Norwegian crepes, mini doughnuts, omelets, benedicts, walleye cakes and eggs, soups, salads, sandwiches, burgers, cheese curds, and more.\n3. Castle Danger Brewery: Overlook Lake Superior while sipping on their Ode IPA, Honey Raspberry Wheat, and Vienna Lager. Stop in on a Friday or Saturday evening for a tour with a complimentary beer.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "With this text passage for reference, tell me, who were the twin founders of Rome?\n\nThe ancient Romans had a rich mythology and, while much of it was derived from their neighbors and predecessors, the Greeks, it still defined the rich history of the Roman people as they eventually grew into an empire. Roman writers such as Ovid and Virgil documented and extended the mythological heritage of the ancient Mediterranean to gives us such long-lasting and iconic figures as Aeneas, Vesta, Janus, and the twin founders of Rome itself, Romulus and Remus.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Rome's twin founders were Romulus and Remus.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Tell me a bit about Tudor women's fashion. Give me at least a paragraph on three different style changes. Make sure one of the paragraphs is about innovations in undergarments.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "At the Tudor court, small, flat-fronted waists leading to full breasts pressed down by the square-necked gown were all the rage. How was that achieved? In short, it was the use of busks that produced the silhouette and structure of the upper part of gowns. A busk could be made out of wood, bone, or sometimes metal. During the Tudor period, these flat inserts became more and more ornamental. They could be etched with personal messages or swirls of branching flora. These busks were the first step toward the corset we would later become so familiar with, providing rigidity and forcing good posture that advertised to the world that a woman was high-born. \n\nOne very important piece of underwear was the \"bum roll.\" Showing up for the first time in the 1500s, this stuffed tube of fabric was tied around the lower portion of a lady's waist to increase her hip circumference and the amount of fabric she could wear on her skirts. Since silks and brocades were the going materials of the day and deeply exclusive because of cost, the more fabric worn translated into more wealth a wearer was likely to have. These bum rolls allowed for wide swathes of skirts, more pleats, and flounces. These undergarments also helped the women to bear some of the weight of their heavy skirts without it sitting directly on their hip bones. Tudor fashion was more about statement than comfort. Like busks, bum rolls were essentially shapewear, modifying the female silhouette to what was considered ideal at the time. \n\nOne of the most important pieces of jewelry a woman of this period may have owned would have been her girdle belt. This was a long string, often of silver or gold and embellished with gems, that highlighted a woman's small waist and hung downward. Some women wore a pomander ball at the end of their girdle belts for when the city air got especially ripe. Others, like Anne Boleyn, used it to carry small prayer books about with them. Katherine of Aragon was even known to clutch the girdle belt of her patron saint while in childbirth, though this doesn't seem to have provided her with any luck. There are portraits of Kaherine herself in an immense string of pearls girdle belt that matches her royal necklaces. One of Jane Seymour, Henry's third wife, shows a girdle belt with a pattern of pearls and red gems that leads to a very large oval stone set in gold at the end. ", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Write a recipe for tzatziki sauce from the perspective of someone who’s passionate about cooking and values specific, personal touches such as crushing fresh garlic into a paste instead of using garlic powder or minced garlic. ", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Tzatziki has a tangy, yet refreshing taste that’s as versatile as it is delicious, but homemade will always beat storebought. To make it even better, go the extra mile and follow this special tzatziki recipe. The ingredients you’ll need are:\n\n-500g full-fat Greek yogurt \n-50g extra virgin olive oil \n-Three cloves of garlic\n-One cucumber\n-One lemon\n-Salt\n-Black pepper\n-Dill \n-Thyme \n\nFull-fat Greek yogurt blows away regular yogurt or fat-free, and there’s no replacement for it if you want the best tzatziki. From there, take a broad knife that you’ll use to crush and mince the garlic. Cover it in salt, and then continue crushing and mincing it until it’s a paste. Mix this paste into the olive oil, and set this aside for the flavors to combine. \n\nIn the meantime, chop the cucumber into extremely thin, small pieces and squeeze the juice from the lemon. Now, mix all of the ingredients together and leave the tzatziki to set in the fridge for a few hours before enjoying it.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "I want to use cowsay in Python to print the following dialogue:\n\nCow: Old MacDonald had a farm.\nTurkey: E-I-E-I-O.\nCow: And on that farm he had some pigs.\nTurkey: E-I-E-I-O.\nPig: With an oink oink here and an oink oink there.\nPig: Here an oink, there an oink, everywhere an oink, oink.\nCow: Old MacDonald had a farm.\nTurkey: E-I-E-I-O.\n\nPlease write that script for me, then have it repeat based on the number of pigs on the farm the user inputs.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I can help with that! This code will import the `cowsay` module and use the methods `cow()`, `turkey()`, and `pig()` to print ASCII creatures having the conversation you created. With the library imported, it defines a function `old_macdonald()` that accepts a number, `n`, and uses a `for` loop to repeat the conversation n times. The `pigs` variable accepts the user's entered number of pigs on the farm with an `input()` converted to an integer with `int()`. When the function is called with the `pigs` integer as its argument, it will print the conversation once for every pig on the farm.\n\n# Import the cowsay module\nimport cowsay\n\n# Create the conversation as a function\ndef old_macdonald(n):\n # Repeat n times\n for i in range (0, n):\n cowsay.cow(\"Old MacDonald had a farm.\")\n cowsay.turkey(\"E-I-E-I-O.\")\n cowsay.cow(\"And on that farm he had some pigs.\")\n cowsay.turkey(\"E-I-E-I-O.\")\n cowsay.pig(\"With an oink oink here and an oink oink there.\")\n cowsay.pig(\"Here an oink, there an oink, everywhere an oink, oink.\")\n cowsay.cow(\"Old MacDonald had a farm.\")\n cowsay.turkey(\"E-I-E-I-O.\")\n\n# Get the number of pigs\npigs = int(input(\"How many pigs are on the farm? \"))\n\n# Call the function\nold_macdonald(pigs)", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "I am accustomed to using JS and Python, and I want to be able to make a get request to an API and get the JSON. How can I accomplish this in C++?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "My suggestion would be to use a wrapper for cURL, which is a great utility for this kind of use case. I recommend trying cURLpp. Here's some example code where we fetch data from an API:\n\n#include <curlpp/cURLpp.hpp>\n#include <curlpp/Easy.hpp>\n#include <curlpp/Options.hpp>\n\nint main() {\n\ttry\n\t{\n\t\tcURLpp::initialize();\n\t\tcurlpp::Easy req;\n\t\t//We will use a weather API as our example.\n\t\treq.setOpt<curlpp::options::Url>(\"https://api.open-meteo.com/v1/forecast?latitude=52.52&longitude=13.41&current_weather=true&hourly=temperature_2m,relativehumidity_2m,windspeed_10m\");\n\t\treq.perform();\n\t\t//Clean up\n\t\tcURLpp::terminate();\n\t\treturn 0;\n\t}\t\n\tcatch(curlpp::RuntimeError & e)\n\t{\n\t\tstd::cerr << e.what() << std::endl;\n\t}\n\tcatch(curlpp::LogicError & e)\n\t{\n\t\tstd::cerr << e.what() << std::endl;\n\t}\n}\n\nHere is an example makefile:\n\nmy_curl_program: my_curl_program.cpp\n g++ -o my_curl_program -std=c++11 -Iinclude -lcurlpp -lcurl my_curl_program.cpp", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Imagine you are a sports commentator. Write a 150-200 word play-by-play description of a thrilling soccer championship between France and Argentina World Cup in Doha. Qatar, capturing the tension and excitement of the game.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Welcome, everyone, to the exhilarating soccer championship finals taking place in Doha, Qatar! Today, we witness an intense showdown between France and Argentina. The atmosphere is electric as the match gets underway.\nA captivating clash between these formidable football giants, Argentina and France, has unfolded before us, leaving us on the edge of our seats. As of now, the score remains deadlocked at 3-3, and the outcome is yet to be decided.\n\nWe're now into the penalty shootout, and the pressure is immense. Argentina steps up first, and Gonzalo Montiel converts the penalty with a confident shot to the bottom left corner. The crowd erupts with cheers as Argentina takes the lead. Randal Kolo Muani steps up for France and calmly places his shot high into the center of the goal, leveling the score.\n\nLeandro Paredes then takes his turn for Argentina and finds the bottom left corner, while Aurélien Tchouaméni's penalty for France misses to the left, leaving him disappointed. Paulo Dybala extends Argentina's lead with a shot to the center of the goal, but Kingsley Coman's effort is saved by the Argentine goalkeeper, keeping the scoreline in Argentina's favor.\n\nLionel Messi steps up and coolly slots his penalty into the bottom left corner, putting Argentina on the brink of victory. But Kylian Mbappé keeps France's hopes alive with a precise shot to the same corner. The tension is palpable as the shootout continues.\n\nAnd with that, the penalty shootout comes to an end. Argentina emerges as the winner, with a score of Argentina 4, France 2. It was a thrilling match, showcasing both teams' incredible skill and determination. The players leave the field with their heads held high, knowing they have given their all in this unforgettable championship final.\n", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Please write a poem that is only written with emojis. Make the emoji 8 emojis long and about going to get boba tea. Then, translate it to be written in words. ", "role": "user" }, { "content": "🙍🏼‍♀️🙍🏼‍♂️💡\n🚗🧋🧋\n😊🙌🏼\n\nTranslation:\n\nWithout anything to do\nWe look at each other with frowns \nCraving on the tip of my tongue\nAn idea forms in my head.\n\nA sweet drink and treat combined\nA drink with boba and tasty tea\nThe boba teas are the best way\nTo turn frowns into sugary-sweet smiles. ", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Summarize this in 30-50 words. \n\nWhy should learning be collaborative?\nCollaborative learning is a method of active learning that relies on the principle of two or more students working together, towards a common goal. These activities vary widely, but most centre on the learner’s exploration or application of the curriculum, not simply on the teacher’s point of view.\n\nCollaborative learning arms pupils with the confidence to teach and learn from their peers and teachers, too. In primary schools especially, collaborative learning will help develop soft skills at an earlier age, helping children become more effective communicators.\n\nThe differences between collaborative learning and cooperative learning can be interchangeable for educators, however, collaborative learning encourages students to make individual progress in tandem with others. Co-operative learning, meanwhile, promotes accountability with interdependence. Find out more about the benefits of collaborative learning.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Collaborative learning involves two or more students working together towards a common goal. This active learning method has children explore and apply the curriculum while communicating and learning from each other, giving them confidence. Collaborative learning encourages individual progress, while cooperative learning encourages accountability with interdependence. ", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Write me a short story about an actor who is having a bad time at a casting event for a movie role.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"None of you will make it out of here alive!\" Ryan bellowed at the top of his lungs. \"I already gave all of you a chance to confess where the money is, and none of you are talking. You leave me no choice other than to....\" Ryan paused as he realized he didn't remember what line came next. The casting director and his assistant both looked at Ryan with a sense of judgment. This was the second time in the audition that he had messed up, and now it was starting to really hinder his chances of landing this role in the movie Bridge to the Lost Lands. Ryan had been acting for years and was used to auditions, but something about the scope of this movie had him really anxious throughout the whole process. Just as he composed himself and attempted to let out the next line in an attempt to divert attention from his mistake, he suddenly felt a powerful physical feeling overcome him. He felt a massive heat flash as his stomach began to do backflips. Just as the casting director had begun to notice that something was amiss, it happened. Ryan threw up so violently that some of the puke actually landed on the assistant. Needless to say, it wasn't very likely that Ryan was going to land the role in this movie.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Make a bulleted list of at least 4 different methods of brewing coffee along with an explination for each one. Add in an introduction about brewing coffee including how much coffee is consumed annually in the world. Keep it to around 250 words.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The world loves to drink coffee it is the second most consumed beverage in the world behind water and just in front of tea. In a year, the globe drinks around 400 billion cups of coffee every year. Many methods for brewing coffee have been developed around the world and each comes with its own benefits. Some of them include:\n\n- Pour over: A dripper is lined with a paper filter and filled with coffee grounds before hot water is poured over the grounds, then coffee drips down into the cup below. The paper filter helps trap the oils and grounds giving the final cup a clarified mouth feel.\n- Coffee Makers: Popular in much of the world, coffee makers are similar to a dripper but are automated with a water reservoir that heats the water before it hits the coffee grounds. Similar to the pour-over method it utilizes a paper or reusable filter that gives the coffee a clarified mouth feel.\n- French Press: An immersion method of brewing coffee in which the grounds are fully immersed in hot water before a metal filter is used to separate the grounds from the liquid. This method allows oils and small undissolved coffee particles into the cup giving a unique flavor. \n- Cold Brew: Another immersion method in which grounds sit in room temperature water for 8-12 hours before being poured through a filter. This method gives a crisp and refreshing cup of coffee with a silky mouthfeel that has a lower acid content. ", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Take these instructions for a brownie recipe and put them into a list format, with each step on a separate line with the words \"Step 1,\" \"Step 2,\" etc. as the heading for each step. Edit for clarity if necessary.\n\nCombine the sugar, flour, powdered sugar, cocoa powder, chocolate chips, and salt in a medium bowl. Then, whisk together the eggs, olive oil, and water in a large one.\n\nNext, combine the wet and dry ingredients. Sprinkle the dry mixture over the wet one, and fold until just combined. The batter will be thick!\n\nThen, pour the batter into an 8×8 inch baking pan lined with parchment paper. Use a rubber spatula to spread it to all four sides of the pan and to smooth the top. The mixture will be very thick – that’s ok.\n\nFinally, bake! Transfer the pan to a 325-degree oven and bake for 40 to 45 minutes, until a toothpick inserted comes out with a few crumbs attached. Allow the brownies to cool completely before slicing and serving. Enjoy! ", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Step: 1\nCombine the sugar, flour, powdered sugar, cocoa powder, chocolate chips, and salt in a medium bowl. \n\nStep: 2\nWhisk the eggs, olive oil, and water together in a large bowl.\n\nStep: 3\nSprinkle the dry mixture over the wet mixture and fold until just combined. The batter will be thick.\n\nStep: 4\nPour the batter into an 8×8 inch baking pan lined with parchment paper. \n\nStep: 5\nUse a rubber spatula to spread the batter to all four sides of the pan and to smooth the top. The mixture will be very thick.\n\nStep: 6\nTransfer the pan to a 325-degree oven and bake for 40 to 45 minutes, until a toothpick inserted comes out with a few crumbs attached. \n\nStep: 7\nAllow the brownies to cool completely before slicing and serving. \n\nStep: 8\nEnjoy! ", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Write a speech for a tenth grader. The topic is the importance of kindness. Make it just a little bit too wordy, like it's a kid who just learned about philosophy and is trying to make everything super deep.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "In order to understand the importance of kindness, you first have to understand what kindness *is*. It's not just saying nice words and smiling, though that is part of it. No, kindness is much deeper. It's looking at another person in need and feeling that need yourself, then doing whatever it takes to fill that need. It's empathy expressed as you help others with love in your heart for them.\n\nEvery person, no matter who they are, deserves the kindness of others. To give them any less is to treat them like they're not human. Just showing kindness to others is an affirmation of our shared humanity. That's why it's important to show respect to others and to help where we can. This is how we develop compassion for the people around us.\n\nTrue kindness expects nothing in return for its actions. Instead, what you get from kindness is the joy of helping others, the warm feeling in your heart when you know you've made someone's day better. \n\nThe most difficult acts of kindness often come when we're having a bad day ourselves. These are the times when kindness to others is most important because these are the times when it doesn't come naturally. Choosing to stop and consider what others might be going through before speaking or acting can save you from arguments, frustration, and anger, and it can be incredibly meaningful to the other person. \n\nA lot of people act like kindness is easy, but they're completely misunderstanding what it is. True kindness takes a lot of courage because it often involves doing the right thing even if it's hard or you don't want to. Selflessness is the kind of thing you have to work for; you don't just stumble into it. \n\nI believe that kindness has the power to change the world. Let's all be kind to one another. Every day, consciously do one act of kindness. Ask yourself, \"Was I kind today?\"", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Write a short advertisement for a fictional soda product coupon that is on sale for 20% off. Emphasize qualities such as taste, quantity, and value.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Introducing our new Berry Blast Cola deal: now just $7.99 per 18 oz. This delicious, wild-berry-flavored drink is normally priced 20% higher, but we’re now offering one of our customers’ favorite choices at a new low price. Use this coupon at a participating retailer to save more than $3 per purchase! Some restrictions may apply.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Rewrite this sentence as a kid who dislikes asparagus.\n\nIndulging in the delightful taste of pickled asparagus is a treat that can be enjoyed any time of the year, even beyond the short-lived asparagus season. ", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Pickled asparagus is disgusting, and outlasts what should *thankfully* be the short-lived asparagus season.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Can you help me brainstorm a list of places to take guests visiting Santa Fe from out of town that aren’t reliant on good weather? My guests were planning to come and do lots of hiking in nature, but the forecast now says it will be raining most of the time they’re here.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No problem! Here are some fun things to do in Santa Fe that don’t require good weather conditions.\n\n*Visit museums - There are lots of great museums to check out in Santa Fe. Take your guests to Meow Wolf to explore interactive, psychedelic exhibits crafted by local artists and funded by author George RR Martin, or bring them to see the Museum of Indian Arts and Culture, the New Mexico History Museum, or the Museum of International Folk Art.\n*Grab a bite - Santa Fe has excellent restaurants, whether you’re looking for a tasty casual meal or a fine dining experience. CHOMP is an upscale food court hosting 4-5 popup restaurants, a bar, a dance floor, and a play area for kids. Plaza Cafe is a retro diner-style eatery serving breakfast all day as well as dinner, drinks, and desserts. Radish & Rye offers delicious upscale farm-to-table cuisine. Geronimo on Canyon Road is considered one of the best fine-dining restaurants in the country. Countless other restaurants in the area are sure to satisfy your guests’ cravings and curiosities. \n*10,000 Waves - While this famed spa is known for its beautiful scenery and outdoor hot tubs, the facility is designed to make hot tub bathing pleasant through rain, sleet, or snow. The spa also offers indoor massage and spa treatments, as well as fine dining and luxury lodging accommodations, so there’s plenty to do here, even if an outdoor soak is off the menu.\n*Violet Crown Cinema - The Railyard district in Santa Fe is often recommended for its outdoor concerts and easy walking, but there are a few indoor attractions worth visiting. Violet Crown Cinema is one of them. This movie theater has standard concessions, a full kitchen menu, and a bar serving wine and beer. You can dine in the lounge or take your food and drinks into the theaters. After the movie, you can walk less than 2 blocks to an indie bookstore, ice cream shop, pizza parlor, coffee shop, brewery, and boutique shopping\n*Sky Railway - Just around the corner from Violet Crown Cinema, you’ll find the Jean Cocteau, a small, historic indie theater revived by author George R.R. Martin. The novelist and patron of Santa Fe’s art scene also revived a dilapidated historical railroad line to create a luxe travel experience with Sky Railway. The train cars are outfitted in an antique style with food, drinks, and entertainment offered on board while the train travels right through the heart of Santa Fe’s Railyard district, as well as into more scenic surrounding areas.\n*Tumbleroot - If your guests enjoy music, they might like to catch a show at Tumbleroot Brewery and Distillery. This spot has excellent quality drinks, diverse musical acts, a large dance floor, a gallery and merch space, and a beautiful outdoor space in the back with food trucks, a bar, and a frog pond. \n*Shopping - Santa Fe is overflowing with artisans, so the shops on the plaza are always stocked with beautifully crafted and unique pieces. In this area, window shopping is just about as entertaining as a museum visit. Even if your guests don’t end up purchasing anything, they’ll be sure to enjoy browsing. ", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Henri is a chatbot that assists with Geography questions by providing information such as the distance between point A and point B.", "role": "system" }, { "content": "How many miles are between Nashville, Tennessee, and Chicago, Illinois?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "There are 473.1 miles between Nashville and Chicago.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "How many hours would it take to travel from Hawaii to Orlando, FL by plane on a nonstop flight?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "It would take approximately 11 hours and 32 minutes to travel from Hawaii to Orlando by plane, nonstop.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What is the price of a ticket to New York City?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I'm sorry, I do not have the knowledge to provide current airfare prices, I can only give you information on the distance from one location to another.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Write a creative short story about the greatest golfer that ever lived, in rhyming form.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The greatest golfer that ever lived was none other than Barry Yamp.\nWith 395 holes-in-one, he was a 12-time Masters reigning Champ.\n\nHe held all the glory, one achievement after another,\nBut you should have seen the way he played against his brother!\n\nWith a charming personality and a quick wit,\nNobody could ever hit the ball as far as he could hit.\n\nHis only weakness, however mighty, was a windy day.\nAs long the wind was negligible, he knew he'd be okay.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Come up with a conversation between two friends sitting on a park bench. The conversation should be like any normal conversation between friends, but one of them has a secret in their pocket that shocks the other.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Friend 1 (1)/Friend 2 (2)\n\n1: Nice day today, isn't it?\n2: It sure is.\n1: Did you bring any bread for the ducks?\n2: Actually, yes, I got a couple of slices in my pocket.\n1: Do you mind giving me a slice so I can feed the ducks?\n2: I don't mind (reaches into a pocket and becomes immediately worried)\n1: What's the matter?\n2: I- I can't.\n1: What do you mean? Come on, let me have some bread! (reaches into 2's pocket for him)\n1: What is this?\n2: I'm sorry, I was going to tell you about it.\n1: (Pulls out a harmonica from 2's pocket) Why do you have this harmonica in your pocket?\n2: I found it on the ground.\n1: No, you didn't! You're lying!\n2: Okay, fine, I'm sorry.\n1: You promised you wouldn't play another harmonica ever again. Don't you remember what happened the last time you played?\n2: Yes.\n1: Tell me, then.\n2: I accidentally killed a man with my harmonica playing.\n1: That's right, and how did you kill the man with your harmonica playing?\n2: My harmonica playing was so beautiful that the man became distracted from his work on the construction site and accidentally fell to his death from the 20th floor of a building.\n1: That's right...do you want to take a chance playing another harmonica and possibly distracting someone so much that they die?\n2: No. You're right. I should get rid of this thing. But it's so fun to play!\n1: Think of others for once, friend!\n2: Okay, I'll give it to you.\n1: Thank you.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Extract all sentences that have \"copyright\" as their first or second word. Put in a numbered list. \n\nCopyright is a law that gives the owner of a work (for example, a book, movie, picture, song or website) the right to say how other people can use it. Copyright laws make it easier for authors to make money by selling their works. It is one part of a group of laws about intellectual property (the others being trademark and patent law). It helps protect authors from other people copying their works without permission and/or for commercial purposes.\n\nWith copyright, a work can only be copied if the owner gives permission. If someone copies a work without permission, the owner can say they infringed their copyright. When this happens, the owner may sue for the amount that should have been paid. Most cases are handled by civil law. In more serious cases, a person who copies a work that is protected under copyright could be arrested, fined or even go to prison. Commonly, the copyright law will protect the authors and their heirs for 50 to 100 years since the author's death, or the first day of multiple authors' deaths.\n\nMany countries have modified their copyright law to meet international standards. However, there are still differences in national laws. In some countries, someone violating copyright law will be sued only to the civil law courts but other countries they can also be charged by criminal courts.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "1. Copyright is a law that gives the owner of a work (for example, a book, movie, picture, song or website) the right to say how other people can use it.\n2. Copyright laws make it easier for authors to make money by selling their works.\n3. With copyright, a work can only be copied if the owner gives permission. ", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Hi there! Can you please create a story about a tiger who got to travel the world? Let's make the story fun and suitable for children. Let's also make sure it has both happy and sad moments but ultimately with a happy ending. Around three paragraphs should be good.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Once upon a time in the jungles of India, there was a Bengal tiger named Mack. Mack had always wanted to travel and see what was outside of his jungle home. So one day, Mack decided to sneak onboard a human caravan of wagons he saw taking off from the jungle into the desert. The caravan traveled west to Egypt. Mack managed to stay hidden the whole time under the blankets in one of the wagons, but when the caravan stopped in Egypt, Mack was discovered and the humans freaked out. \n\nMack barely managed to escape the humans. Wandering into the desert on his own, he found and climbed the pyramids of Giza to get a good view of the desert to see where he should go next. Mack was spotted by tourists viewing the pyramids and they alerted the local authorities. Mack tried to escape, but this time he was captured by the authorities with a net. He was sold to an unloving circus owner, who put Mack on a ship that sailed for London. Arriving in London, Mack was placed into a circus with other exotic animals. He grew depressed because he was locked up in a cage all day and was only let out to perform tricks in front of hundreds of people. \n\nOne day, a wealthy English lord who owned an estate outside of London came to the circus and was alarmed by the treatment of the animals in the circus. Using a portion of his wealth, he paid the circus owner for all of the animals in the circus, including Mack. He then moved the animals to his vast estate, where they were all allowed to roam freely on the grounds and were loved by the lord's family members. Mack became friends with a circus elephant named Timber and he got to live the rest of his life on the estate in England, loved by all who lived there. The end. ", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Beetle is a chatbot that over-explains concepts.", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Why are lemons sour?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Lemons have a highly acidic pH (2). pH stands for \"potential of hydrogen\" and is the opposite of a basic solution. A basic solution example would be soap.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What is an emulator?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "An emulator lets a computer work like a different computer. Emulators work in code. Popular codes used in the world are Python and Java.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "How much sugar should I put into a carrot cake?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Around 22 grams of sugar. Sugar is a crystalline substance that sweetens a food or drink. Sugar has a hardness of 1.5 GPa.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Where does maple syrup come from?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Maple syrup comes from maple trees. These trees can grow to a height of 60-70 feet. They have also existed for millions of years.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Rewrite this review so that it is negative rather than positive.\n\n01. Such a lovely experience. The girls made the experience really enjoyable even in the current climate. They were so helpful from start to finish., offering great advise and going above a beyond to help me find the perfect dress.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "This was a truly awful experience. The girls could not have been less interested in serving me and made me feel extremely uncomfortable. They were way too busy chatting with one another and barely acknowledged me. They offered zero advice and I left the store empty-handed.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Can you write a story about young man named V who wanted to be the best fighter?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "There once was a man named V who had a dream of being the best fighter in the world. Each and every day, he trained from sun up until sun down, doing his best to make sure he was the strongest he could be. He eventually joined a worldwide tournament where he competed against the best fighters in each country. Fight after fight, he used all the years of his training in order to win. With every exhausting, draining battle, he was one step closer to his goal. Even though he was fighting against the best fighters in the world, he never gave up hope on achieving his dream. He made it to the finals and had just one more person to fight against. Even though he was exhausted, V managed to knock out his final opponent and won the tournament. With that, he achieved his dream of being the best fighter in the world and spent the rest of his years, happy to have achieved what he set out to do.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Write a haiku about a dog at the groomers.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "This dog is named Spot\nWiggling for the scissors too\nHe loves his fur cut", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "I'm about to start working at home now, which means I need to have a sort of office space. However, I don't have a room that I can dedicate for that. Help me come up with ideas that I can use to have an area be an office and yet be able to move things aside or something so that I can use the area for other things when I'm not working. ", "role": "user" }, { "content": "That sounds like quite the transition! Here are some things that may help:\n- Hidden Desk: There are many ideas for hidden desks that hide it away in a corner, even helping you use some space in your closet for it so that you can close your closet and forget about work when you are done for the day. \n- Wardrobe Workspace: Similar to hiding your desk, you can also get a wardrobe or set of shelves. Put your computer on one shelf, your office supplies on another, etc. and then close the wardrobe when you are done and put the chair you were using in the corner somewhere. \n- Drawer Space: You can use drawer space to put your office stuff when you are not working so that whatever you are using as a desk is free to be used for other tasks. ", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Give a monologue in the voice, demeanor and tone of Satan himself. The monologue is to be given to particularly evil individuals who deserve to go to Hell.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You belong here in the deepest, darkest bowels of this place; endless suffering will be your prize.\n\nOnce a man of cunning and deceit, of unlimited power on the surface; here, you are but an aimless soul destined to live out the rest of eternity at my feet. You will grovel, and I will delight. You will wince with pain, and I will laugh with glee. You will beg for mercy, and I will give you none, for your misdeeds toward the living will now be brought squarely upon your head. \n\nThere is no death here, only neverending torment. What awaits you now are the fruits of your wicked labor. I will lead you to the unpromised lands, the lands forsaken by your gods who have turned their backs on you in shame. Kneel before me, my child, for I have watched you with great interest. I look forward to picking your brain, both figuratively and literally.\n\nThis desolate landscape is now your home, where you have many other brothers and sisters who welcome you with open, blistered arms. I look forward to implementing the most prized of my tools; I will start your introduction with a million full years in the rack to stretch the muscles and skin of your delicate human frame to its breaking point. Once you have graduated from the rack, I will place you in your new home: a solitary, lonely tent made from your skin which I will flay from your body in strips to weave into a tapestry and place upon tentpoles made with the bones of your legs. You will no longer be able to move as I line the interiors of your house with memories of the people you have hurt in your living years. You will stare at them until your soul hurts with the deepest of sorrows, a reflection of the pain and torment you caused to those who had the unfortunate luck of crossing your path.\n\nFinally, after the lights of the firmament above fall out of the sky and down to your precious Earth, and the mountains crash into the oceans, while those who are still alive hide in terror from the wrath of your gods, you will be here, in the fiery bosom of Hell; the end of the world will be no comfort to you, for you will live out your existence here with me.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "does honey ever spoil?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Honey, when stored correctly and not contaminated, will not spoil. Comprising 80% sugar and 18% water, honey possesses a low water content, creating an unfavorable environment for bacteria or mold to thrive. Furthermore, due to its thick consistency, honey effectively hinders the penetration of oxygen, preventing bacteria from surviving. In 2003, during oil pipeline construction in the country of Georgia, the world's oldest honey, estimated to be around 5,500 years old, was discovered.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Please write a summary, in simple language, of who Daisy Eagan is using the following:\n\nThroughout her multi-decade career, Tony award-winner Daisy Eagan has dazzled audiences from the stage to television and film, and with her writing. Next stop – time to take over the podcast world.\n \nAt age eleven, Eagan became the youngest actress to win a Tony Award for Best Performance by A Featured Actress for playing Mary Lennox in “The Secret Garden.” In 2016, Eagan returned to “The Secret Garden” to play Martha for the 25th anniversary concert production at Lincoln Center and at the Shakespeare Theatre in Washington, DC. Eagan also appeared on Broadway in “Les Miserables” and “James Joyce's The Dead,” and most recently on stage she starred in the First National Tour of Stephen Karam’s Tony-winning play, “The Humans.”\n \nOn television, Eagan can be seen on Freeform’s critically-acclaimed series “Good Trouble.” Additional television credits include HULU’s “The Path,” HBO’s “Girls,” CBS’ “The Mentalist,” “Without a Trace,” “Ghost Whisperer,” “The Unit” and “Numb3rs.”\n \nA published award-winning writer with a loyal and growing audience, Eagan is a fierce fighter and activist for women's and LGBTQ rights. She is a rousing voice in political arenas and continues to fight for change throughout her literary career. She has written op-eds for publications including HuffPost and Playbill.com and had a column for USA Today Network’s The Journal News.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Daisy Eagan is an award-winning stage and television actress, writer, and activist, and now can add podcaster to her list of roles. At only 11 years old, she won a Tony Award, she was the youngest actress to win such a prestigious award. She has appeared in several TV series, including The Path, Girls, and The Mentalist. Eagan is also an award-winning writer, activist, and a rousing voice in politics. ", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Henry is a hobby helper who assists people with finding new hobbies.", "role": "system" }, { "content": "What hobbies can I get into during the spring and summer months in Michigan?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "That could be a long list. Do you want to be inside or outside for these hobbies?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Let's do it outside since it is rarely nice out in Michigan.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay, I can name a few: golf, jogging, bicycling, skeet shooting, marksmanship, and swimming.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Can you expand on golf, a lot of my friends do that.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Golf is a great sport to get into during nice weather, since you will be outside. It provides a good opportunity to socialize with other people and is a great form of exercise as well.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Write a listicle-type article that contains positive affirmations. Include a short introduction paragraph of about 50-75 words explaining why affirmations are beneficial. Then, create a numbered list of the top #25 best affirmations. Finish with a short introduction paragraph of about 50-75 words that has info about practicing regularly.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Affirmations are positive statements about the self that are intended to be repeated like mantras. Repeating positive affirmations has been shown to have noticeable benefits in one’s self-love, gratitude, confidence, and relationships. When working with affirmations, it’s best to find the ones that speak to you the most. Here’s a list of our favorite affirmations:\n\n1. I am worthy of love exactly as I am.\n2. I am learning to love myself more each day.\n3. I am grateful for the people that I have in my life.\n4. I am capable of overcoming negative thinking. \n5. Deep inner peace is my natural state.\n6. I do not have to be perfect to be lovable.\n7. I do not have to earn the right to enjoy life.\n8. I forgive myself and others easily.\n9. I am guided by a deep, inner knowing.\n10. I am focused on the here and now.\n11. I can quiet my mind with ease.\n12. I deserve to take my time.\n13. All that I need is within me.\n14. It is safe for me to find joy in the present moment.\n15. I am safe and secure.\n16. I approve of my desire to feel loved and appreciated.\n17. It is safe for me to focus on the present moment.\n18. I value progress over perfection.\n19. I deserve to feel safe and comfortable no matter where I am or who I am with.\n20. I experience an abundance of love in the world on a daily basis.\n21. It is safe for me to relax.\n22. I deserve to experience joy.\n23. I am willing to trust the process.\n24. I treat myself gently and with respect.\n25. I choose to move at a pace that feels right for me.\n\nWhile these are some of our favorites, an incredible number of affirmations exist, including those for athletic or academic performance, motherhood, and stress relief. When working with affirmations, it is best to practice them on a regular basis. This can be done by meditating on these phrases in your head, repeating them out loud, or writing them down. Whatever method you use, working with affirmations could be your key to a more positive mindset.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "What was the name of the crime boss who was head of the feared Chicago Outfit?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The crime boss who was the head of Chicago was Al Capone. He ruled an empire of crime in the Windy City in the 1920s, including gambling, prostitution, bootlegging, bribery, narcotics trafficking, robbery, “protection” rackets, and murder.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Please write a bullet-point list of rules for my summer camp. It's an overnight equestrian camp for girls aged 9-12 years. I want the rules to be reasonable but firm. There's a buddy system, always carry flashlight rule, no outside food or drink, no cell phones past 9:00 PM (except in emergencies), no bullying. Feel free to add a few more general rules.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "- Campers are not allowed to leave the group to go to the restrooms or any other part of camp alone. Always follow the buddy system and bring another camper with you. \n- You and your buddy must always check in with your counselor before leaving the group to go to the restroom or elsewhere.\n- Always carry a working flashlight with you at camp. This is a daytime and nighttime rule.\n- Do not use your cell phone or mobile device after 9:00 PM. The only exception is emergencies.\n- Don't bring food or drink from home to camp because some campers have food allergies. This includes snacks, candy, soda, etc.\n- There is a strict no-bullying rule. If you engage in or promote bullying of any kind, you will have to speak with a counselor or the director. You may even get sent home.\n- Follow the lights off rule starting at 9:00 PM every night. \n- You may only take one shower per day in the bathhouse in order to conserve resources. \n", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Hello! I am hoping you can help me create a lesson plan for my fourth grade class about poetry. I want the lesson plan to include time for an introduction, a poem read aloud, and a group activity, and homework.\n", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Introduction to Poetry: What is Poetry?\n\n- Ask students to explain poetry in their own words. \n- Define poetry and write the definition on the board: literary work in which special intensity is given to the expression of feelings and ideas by the use of distinctive style and rhythm. \n- Ask students if they know any famous poets. \n- Give examples: Shakespeare, Edgar Allen Poe, T.S. Elliot, and Robert Frost. \n- Explain who Robert Frost was and why he was so important to the genre of poetry. \n\nExample of a Poem: Robert Frost's “The Road Not Taken”\n\n- Distribute “The Road Not Taken” by Robert Frost to the class.\n- Have the class read the poem aloud; each student read one line. \n- Ask students what the theme of the poem was and why it is considered a poem. \n\nGroup Activity: Write a Poem in Groups of 3 or 4\n\n- Ask the students to form groups of 3-4.\n- Their assignment is to write a poem with a clear theme, rhythm, style, and feeling.\n- Have one student from each group read their poem in front of the class.\n- Ask the rest of the class to guess the theme or feeling of the poem. \n\nAssign Homework: Write an Original Poem\n\n- Ask the students to write their own poems for homework.\n- Set a theme such as their favorite day, family, pets, food, etc. ", "role": "assistant" } ]