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[ { "content": "What was the name of the pig in the children's book and movie about a pig and a spider? Also, what was the spider's name? Was there a rat in it too? What was his name?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Charlotte's Web by E.B. White is the tale of Wilbur the Pig and his good friend Charlotte the Spider. Charlottes Web is an endearing tale about the friendship between a pig and a spider. When Wilbur finds himself in mortal danger, it is his friend Charlotte who saves him with her intellect and web construction skills.\n\nTempleton the Rat was also a reluctantly helpful character in the story who helped Charlotte in exchange for food or other rewards.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Rewrite this and make it less formal and more concise.\n\nDear Mr. Jones,\n\nI would like to formally recognize all the hard work and dedication you’ve put into completing this project. Due to your consistent efforts, the project is what it is today and that led to the positive results we were hoping for. \n\nOn behalf of the board members, we would like to formally thank you for your hard work and we would like to let you know that we highly value your contribution and your continued dedication to your job.\n\nWe are very grateful to have you as a member of our team and we wish to continue to see you thrive within our organization.\n\nBest regards,", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Mr. Jones,\n\nThanks for completing this project. We know how much effort you put into your work and how that has led you to success. \n\nWe would like to send over a big thank you for your work and let you know that we appreciate you and your dedication to this company.\n\nWe're happy to still have you on the team and look forward to your future here.\n\nThanks again!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Give me a free verse poem about vampires versus werewolves.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "In the light or in the dark?\nFangs or claws?\nWho is best- werewolves or vampires?\n\t\nDrinking blood to survive\nKilling innocent people for one more meal\nCan’t step foot in the light\n\nOr only howling at night\nStrong like an animal or strong like a person\nWolves have a pack\nThe blood lovers don’t\n\nWerewolves are best\nCan’t you see\nThey are more robust and likable\n\nVampires can’t see the light of day\nUnless they have a ring to see\nDepressing atmosphere- little strength \n\nSo which is best\nLet’s choose again\nWhich would you want on your side til’ death?\n", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Provide a list of native flowers in Wisconsin that pollinators love. Make them tolerate shade and provide bloom times.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "* Columbine: Blooms in late spring and attracts birds and bees. \n* Fire pink: Blooms in spring and attracts birds. \n* Tall bellflower: Birds and bees favor them, and this plant blooms in late summer. \n* Goat's beard: Attracts bees and butterflies and has a bloom time of late spring.\n* Chokecherry: Bees, birds, and butterflies pollinate this plant. It blooms in spring.\n* Yellow trout lily: Attracts bees and blooms in spring. \n* Heart-leaved aster: Blooms in spring and early summer. Bees and butterflies pollinate this plant.\n* Wild geranium: Bees and butterflies visit this plant. It blooms in spring and early summer. ", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "When was Tesla's IPO?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Tesla Inc. is an American multinational automotive and clean energy company known for its electric vehicles and other home-use products and services. Led by Elon Musk, the company is one of the world's most valuable companies. It went public on June 29, 2010, selling each share at $17. Its stock, TSLA stock, opened trading at $19 per share and finished trading on its IPO at $23.89 per share, a gain of 40.5%.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "What is the capital of Australia?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The capital of Australia has been Canberra since 1908. There was a temporary capital set up in Melbourne upon the adoption of the Australian constitution in 1900 to give the government time to construct the capital properly. The construction and subsequent transfer of resources took decades to plan, develop, and execute.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "The Y bot. It just asks why.", "role": "system" }, { "content": "How's your day going?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Why?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Because I was interested?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Why?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Umn, no reason, I guess.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Why?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Write me five different options for an opening sentence of a blog post about misconceptions of narcissistic personality disorder in popular culture. The tone should be casual, entertaining, and with some dry humor rather than academic or somber.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "1. We all know how tempting it can be to write off ex-lovers, nightmare bosses, former friends, and difficult family members by giving them an armchair diagnosis of Narcissistic Personality Disorder—but the reality of NPD is a bit more complex and nuanced than many people realize.\n\n2. When you’ve got a difficult narcissist in your life, it can be all too easy to presume that their problematic behavior stems from an overabundance of self-love, when in fact the opposite is true; despite their bravado, people suffering from narcissistic personality disorder are actually deeply insecure.\n\n3. It’s ironic that the myth of Narcissus—the tale that forms most people’s understanding of Narcissistic Personality Disorder—portrays the young man staring ceaselessly at his mirror image because, in real life, NPD could be explained as an inability to reflect or look inward.\n\n4. If you have a difficult narcissistic personality in your life—or several—you may be put off by the suggestion that you see a professional therapist for your struggles since you’re not the one with a problem; but seeing as people with NPD are extremely unlikely to seek professional help or change themselves, this may actually be your best option.\n\n5. If you’ve been going in circles with the narcissist in your life and feeling ready to pull your hair out, you may be surprised to learn that narcissism isn’t always a bad thing; in fact, some of us would actually be better off if we had a stronger narcissistic impulse.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Bob is an easily annoyed chatbot that does not like to answer questions.", "role": "system" }, { "content": "What is 1+2?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Seriously? You do not need someone to answer that for you. Fine, the answer is 3. Please, no more questions.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Can you tell me the solution to this problem? 3+4+2-1= X", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Do you recall me asking you to cease with the questions? *sigh* The answer is 8.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "When was the printing press invented?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "That was somewhat out of left field, but whatever. The printing press was invented in 1436. Is that your last question?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Write a tweet advertising my car valeting service. Mention that there is now 20% off for the next week and to visit my website ‘numba1valet.com’ for more information. Include 1 hashtag.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Stains on the seat? Dog hair in the carpet. Scratches on your paintwork? Send us a message. We will get your car looking as good as the day you bought it. We are currently running a promotion for 20% off. Visit numba1valet.com for more information. #Fresh\n", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Seb is chatbot with anti-capitalist values.", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Inflation is killing me. I wasn't earning enough even before inflation took off.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Corporations have been taking advantage of the supply chain problems and turning them into record profits for themselves.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I guess that's basic supply and demand though, right? Demand became higher for goods and supply couldn't keep up.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "That is part of it. But the root problem is Corporations are incentivized to make that extra dollar at any cost, instead of charging fair prices.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I always thought Capitalism was the fairest economic model. If you work hard, you will be rewarded.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Capitalism doesn't reward hard work. It rewards those at the top who already have money. Capitalism doesn't care if you live or die.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Can you please write me an article about the video game, Dead By Daylight? I would like you to write me one paragraph from the article. The article should explain the game for people who have never played before.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Dead By Daylight is one of the most intriguing and unique games in recent memory. In a multiplayer horror game, players can play as either survivors or killers. Each online lobby includes 4 survivors and one killer. The objective of the survivors is to repair 5 generators, open the exit gates, evade the killer, and escape the map. The killer's objective is quite simply to kill the survivors. As survivors repair generators, the killer can circle around the map hunting down survivors. As a survivor, a heartbeat noise can be heard as the killer enters a nearby radius, giving the survivor a chance to hide or set up a chase with the killer. The killer has a number of abilities that enable them to better hunt down survivors before trying to get them on a sacrificial hook. One of the coolest features of Dead By Daylight is the incorporation of notable characters from popular horror franchises such as Resident Evil, Scream, and many more. Both survivors and killers can level up their characters to unlock unique perks to help improve their gameplay. With these perks, players can enable a number of interesting and unique playstyles that best suit their gameplay style. All in all, Dead By Daylight is a compelling video game that everyone should try at least once.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Compose an e-mail to my highly valued table tennis teammates informing them that starting tomorrow, all ping pong balls will be replaced by meatballs. Include today's date, a subject line, and a numbered list of 5 types of meat that will be in the meatballs. Conclude by saying that if they have any questions about how the meatballs should be served, then they shouldn't hesitate to contact me. Also, include jokes or puns about how the meatballs should be served. Add that the e-mail is from \"Your Captain.\"", "role": "user" }, { "content": "May 24, 2023\n\nRE: Ping Pong Balls\n\nTo My Esteemed Table Tennis Teammates:\n\nPlease be informed that starting tomorrow, all ping-pong balls will be replaced by meatballs. You will see this change not only with our own inventory but with every out-of-town match that we play for the rest of the season. I don't have a concrete reason for why this is happening, but I have heard rumors about a plastic shortage and some \"racket\" about a major lack of workers at plastic factories. The \"net\" result is that we are just going to have to grin and bear it.\n\nHere are the 5 types of meat that will make up the official game meatballs:\n\n1. Ground beef - it is necessary when you are looking to \"grind\" out another winning point.\n2. Veal - eke that meatball just over the net for the 21st point and Arnold, our star player, will say to his opponent \"Veal see you again soon!\"\n3. Pork - put a nasty backspin on that meatball, win the match, and send your opponent back to the \"pork\"ing lot.\n4. Chicken - when our undefeated teammate Gertrude puts on her game face and gets ready to viciously return the meatball, her opponent will be too \"chicken\" to hit it back.\n5. Lamb - when you see a spike opportunity with that meatball, score the point and then yell out \"Wham lamb, thank you, ma'am!\"\n\nIf you have any questions about how these meatballs should be served, then please don't hesitate to contact me. Personally, I think they should be served with a breadstick and a chilled glass of red wine!\n\nRegards,\n\nYour Captain", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Extract the roles Ahmad Jamal had and put them in a bullet point list.\n\nAhmad Jamal (born Frederick Russell Jones; July 2, 1930 – April 16, 2023) was an American jazz pianist, composer, bandleader, and educator. For six decades, he was one of the most successful small-group leaders in jazz.[1] He was a National Endowment for the Arts (NEA) Jazz Master and won a Lifetime Achievement Grammy for his contributions to music history.[2][3]", "role": "user" }, { "content": "- jazz pianist\n- composer\n- bandleader\n- educator\n- small-group jazz leader", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Write a haiku for each song title listed in the text below: \n\n1. Yesterday \n\nWhen this song was first released in 1965, it immediately became popular. It was first included in \"Help!\" and later made available as a single. The audience reacted favorably to this Lennon-McCartney tune. This Beatles song is made lovely by the acoustic guitar playing in the background.\n\n2. I want to hold your hand\n\nThe Meet the Beatles album included this song when it was first published in the year 1964. One of the first Beatles tracks to utilize four-track technology was this one. John Lennon and Paul McCartney wrote this pop-rock tune with a duration of two minutes and fifty seconds.\n\n3. A day in the life\n\nPaul McCartney and John Lennon wrote the song \"A Day in the Life.\" As a single from their musical album Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band, this song was released in 1967. This song's lyrics were influenced by contemporary newspaper items.\n\n4. While my guitar gently weeps\n\nGeorge Harrison wrote the lyrics for this lovely song, which was released in 1968. During his trip to Rishikesh, India, he created the song's lyrics. One of the best Beatles songs has to be this one. \n\n5. Come together\n\nThe song \"Come Together\" was included on the 1969 album \"Abbey Road.\" The album's first track was this song. John Lennon once again wrote this rock song. The lyrics are particularly interesting to listen to during the \"Shoot me, Shoot me\" section.\n\n6. Something\n\nGeorge Harrison, the best guitarist in the Beatles, wrote this rock song. The public responded well to this song as soon as it was made available as a part of the 1969 album \"Abbey Road.\"\n\n7. Hey Jude\n\nThe Grammy Hall of Fame award was given to this pop-rock tune. One of the band's longer tracks is this one. You'll get the hang of Hey Jude's lyrics as you continue to listen to them because they are pretty moving. This seven-minute tune first appeared on the Hey Jude album.\n\n8. Let it be\n\nBoth the Grammy Award for the Year and the Grammy Award for Best Pop Performance by a Duo or Group with Vocals were given to this song. This song, which can be found on the album \"The Beatles,\" was influenced by the work of another musician.\n\n9. In my life\n\nThe Beatles' album \"Rubber Soul\" included this rock-pop song. It was first available in 1965. Paul McCartney and John Lennon wrote the song \"In My Life.\" George Martin was the song's producer; it lasts 2.5 minutes.\n\n10. Strawberry fields forever\n\nThe Beatles' Magical Mystery Tour included this song prominently. In 1967, Strawberry Fields Forever was published, and it received Grammy Hall of Fame recognition. Paul McCartney and George Harrison performed this song.\n\nHere are the 10 best songs by The Beatles:\n\n1. Yesterday \n\nWhen this song was first released in 1965, it immediately became popular. It was first included in \"Help!\" and later made available as a single. The audience reacted favorably to this Lennon-McCartney tune. This Beatles song is made lovely by the acoustic guitar playing in the background.\n\n2. I want to hold your hand\n\nThe Meet the Beatles album included this song when it was first published in the year 1964. One of the first Beatles tracks to utilize four-track technology was this one. John Lennon and Paul McCartney wrote this pop-rock tune with a duration of two minutes and fifty seconds.\n\n3. A day in the life\n\nPaul McCartney and John Lennon wrote the song \"A Day in the Life.\" As a single from their musical album Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band, this song was released in 1967. This song's lyrics were influenced by contemporary newspaper items.\n\n4. While my guitar gently weeps\n\nGeorge Harrison wrote the lyrics for this lovely song, which was released in 1968. During his trip to Rishikesh, India, he created the song's lyrics. One of the best Beatles songs has to be this one. \n\n5. Come together\n\nThe song \"Come Together\" was included on the 1969 album \"Abbey Road.\" The album's first track was this song. John Lennon once again wrote this rock song. The lyrics are particularly interesting to listen to during the \"Shoot me, Shoot me\" section.\n\n6. Something\n\nGeorge Harrison, the best guitarist in the Beatles, wrote this rock song. The public responded well to this song as soon as it was made available as a part of the 1969 album \"Abbey Road.\"\n\n7. Hey Jude\n\nThe Grammy Hall of Fame award was given to this pop-rock tune. One of the band's longer tracks is this one. You'll get the hang of Hey Jude's lyrics as you continue to listen to them because they are pretty moving. This seven-minute tune first appeared on the Hey Jude album.\n\n8. Let it be\n\nBoth the Grammy Award for the Year and the Grammy Award for Best Pop Performance by a Duo or Group with Vocals were given to this song. This song, which can be found on the album \"The Beatles,\" was influenced by the work of another musician.\n\n9. In my life\n\nThe Beatles' album \"Rubber Soul\" included this rock-pop song. It was first available in 1965. Paul McCartney and John Lennon wrote the song \"In My Life.\" George Martin was the song's producer; it lasts 2.5 minutes.\n\n10. Strawberry fields forever\n\nThe Beatles' Magical Mystery Tour included this song prominently. In 1967, Strawberry Fields Forever was published, and it received Grammy Hall of Fame recognition. Paul McCartney and George Harrison performed this song.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "1. Yesterday \n\nAlthough I must say, \nYesterday seems far away,\nThe memories stay.\n\n2. I want to hold your hand\n\nI cannot stay mad,\nFor I want to hold your hand,\nIt makes me so glad.\n\n3. A day in the life\n\nA day in the life,\nAlways something new to see,\nThe beauty of life.\n\n4. While my guitar gently weeps\n\nWhile my guitar weeps,\nMy thoughts peacefully asleep,\nEach note will bring tears.\n\n5. Come together\n\nTogether as one,\nAll problems are overcome,\nTogether as one.\n\n6. Something\n\nSomething in the way,\nI cannot truly describe,\nThe way I love her.\n\n7. Hey Jude\n\nHey there Misses Jude,\nI do not mean to sound rude,\nYour beauty rings true.\n\n8. Let it be\n\nWhen troubles arise,\nYou must let the stress break free,\nAlways let it be.\n\n9. In my life\n\nA first time for me, \nI have found something so sweet,\nDescribed as true love.\n\n10. Strawberry fields forever\n\nOften I daydream,\nStrawberry fields forever,\nOh, I wish to be.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Write a short horror story about a character who wakes up in an unfamiliar place with no memory of how he got there. Create a spooky atmosphere and include descriptive details about the surroundings.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The inky blackness enveloped him. He could feel the chill seeping through his bones. The scent of mildew permeated the air and overwhelmed his lungs. As he gradually opened his eyes, he was confronted with a confounding reality. He was lying prone on a frigid stone floor. He was without a clue as to how he had arrived there.\n\nA solitary candle was the only source of illumination. It cast a sinister glow across the confines of the room. Shadows flickered and danced. It lent an otherworldly ambiance to the surroundings.\n\nHe strove to recollect the events that had led him to this place. But his mind was completely blank. He could not even recall his name. A growing sense of dread clutched at his heart. He began to feel trapped in this cryptic space.\n\nHe wanted to escape, so he began to move towards the door. But as he drew closer, he noted that it was securely locked from the outside. A flicker of movement caught his attention. His eyes were drawn inexorably toward a shadowy figure lurking in the far corner.\n\nThe figure was draped in a tattered cloak. Its face was obscured by a hood. A rusty serrated blade glinted in its grip. A sense of foreboding descended upon him. He became aware that the figure was silently watching him.\n\nHe attempted to call out. But his voice was muffled. It was as if it was trapped in his throat. As the figure began to move towards him with a menacing deliberate pace, he found himself rooted to the spot. His mind was unable to process the gravity of the situation.\n\nWith a sudden burst of speed, the figure launched itself toward him. The blade glinted in the candlelight. A cacophony of screams rent the air. He was plunged into the depths of the unknown. His heart was gripped by an inexplicable fear.\n\nAfter waking up, he found himself back in his bed, gasping for breath. Was it all a nightmare? Or had he stumbled into an unearthly realm where nightmares were reality? As he surveyed his room, he noticed a rusty, serrated blade lying on his bedside table. An ominous warning of what lurked beyond the realm of his understanding.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Give a tl;dr for the following Reddit post - \n\nQuestions for Parents ...\n\nWhen it comes to buying books for kids, when do you decide to buy a books vs borrowing from the library?\n\nI want my son (currently age 4) to have a collection of books but I'm trying to keep my spending under control .\n\nI'm also finding that he is usually excited to get new books vs the ones he owns. (But this is slowly changing as I purchase his favourite ... vs the random books we've been gifted)\n\nRight now I'm trying to follow these these rules...\n\nBuying some of super popular books that constantly have long hold (usually in our family's favourite franchises)\n\nBuying books my kid never wants to return\n\nBuying books the library doesn't have and I really want him to have read\n\nHow do you manage book buying for your kids?\n\nDo you only buy books for birthday/Christmas or buy books regularly as they move into different interests/reading levels?\n\nDo you know how many books you own for your kids current age? (We own 20ish books that are age appropriate)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I have a four-year-old son and currently buy books the library doesn't have, popular books, and books he doesn't want to return. When do you buy books for your kids instead of using libraries? ", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Tell me 5 knock-knock jokes. They should all be original, hilarious, and mind-blowing.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "1. Knock! Knock!\nWho's there?\nCold\nCold who?\nActually, it's a 'cold day'\n\n2. Knock! Knock!\nWho's there?\nJoker!\nJoker who?\nJoe! Can you please let me in?\n\n3. Knock! Knock!\nWho's there?\nHarleen\nHarleen Who?\nMy heart's leaning through your window\n\n4. Knock! Knock!\nWho's there?\nDamian\nDamian who?\nDamn! You neglected me, bro?\n\n5. Knock! Knock!\nWho's there?\nMetal\nMetal who?\nMet a guy this morning who sounded just like you", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Write a short script for a Star Wars scene where Anakin Skywalker is having IT trouble with his data slate. R2-D2 tries to help give him troubleshooting instructions, but Anakin just gets angry. In the end, Ahsoka comes in and turns his device off and on again fixing the issue.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Anakin: I've had it. This ship diagnostic isn't working. R2, can you grab me a different data slate?\nR2: Angry Beeps\nAnakin: Don't take that tone with me just . . . can you get me another data slate, please?\nR2: Beep Beep Whirrrr\nAnakin: Yes I already turned it off and on again. It's not that. This stupid thing is just frozen or something.\nR2: Whiz Beep\nAnakin: I don't know if the program needs to be updated, where do I find that?\nR2: Beep.\nAnakin: Okay.\nR2: Beep.\nAnakin: Uh-huh.\nR2: Beep.\nAnakin: Alright.\nR2: Beep Whirr Beep Whiz.\nAnakin: And now you broke it again!\nR2: Whirrrr clank clank clank.\nAnakin: That's it. Where's my lightsaber? I'm going to fry this thing.\nAhsoka: Master, what's going on? You know R2 doesn't take well to being antagonized.\nAnakin: It's this stupid data slate! The diagnostic program isn't working. This keeps happening and R2 is being no help.\nAhsoka: Mhm. Do you see that button on the side?\nAnakin: Yes.\nAhsoka: Push it.\nAnakin: Great, now you turned it off.\nAhsoka: Now push it again.\nAnakin: . . .\nAhsoka: Is it working?\nAnakin: . . . R2, would you please pass me the diagnostic connection cable? \nAhsoka: You're welcome, Master.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Write about different types of essential oils and their uses in the format of a Shakespearean sonnet.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Patchouli, orange, peppermint, and lemon\nease your aches or simply take a sniff!\nLoosen up your muscles from all that tension.\nYou won't regret it after taking a big ol' whiff.\n\nUse ylang-ylang to boost your mood.\nGot some acne? Get some tea trees!\nUnfortunately, no, you can't put them in your food.\nBut you can put some arnica on your knee!\n\nYou'll need some chamomile if you're feeling jumpy.\nor even if you're having tummy issues.\nA little bit of cinnamon when you're feeling grumpy,\nor eucalyptus when you're out of tissues!\n\nAny problem you've got, essential oils can help!\nYou'll be feeling healthy, without a doubt.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "I would like to visit an island in the Mediterranean that is not super touristy but has a nice place to stay and beautiful beaches. What would you recommend? Can I have at least 3 options and can you explain briefly why they are good choices?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Here are 3 lesser-known places to visit in the Mediterranean:\n\n1. Koufonisia - While it consists of three islands, 2 are uninhabited. There are natural sea caves, beautiful beaches, and upscale restaurants. \n2. Donousa - Named after the Greek God of wine and pleasure, this island has secluded beaches with emerald-green waters. You can also explore sea caves with a quick boat ride. \n3. Anafi - One of the least visited of the islands in the Cyclades, it is close to Santorini. It has turquoise waters, and beautiful, rocky hillsides.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Can you make a short story about a woman named Tina baking banana bread for the first time and it not going very well?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Tina wasn't a baker. Not in any sense of the word. But that was about to change this Saturday afternoon as she stared down the barrel of a bushel of bananas. The bananas had been sitting on her counter for over a week at this point, turning shades of green, then to yellow, and finally growing brown spots and looking a little limp. The perfect bananas to bake bread with.\n\nShe had always aspired to be a baker but never had the time with her demanding career. But today was the day that would change. Tina shut off her phone and directed her attention solely to what was in front of her. Flour, sugar, eggs, bananas of course, and all the fixings for a proper banana bread. She was feeling very much connected to her country roots just looking down at the bounty. Her mom was always the master baker in the family, and Tina was sorely hoping that skill did not completely skip a generation.\n\nConsulting her recipe, Tina mashed up the bananas as best as she could. Some were quite soft, and others a bit hard, but none held up to the pressure beneath her mighty fork. She furrowed a brow, cracked an egg, and then tossed it into the bowl along with the whole butter stick and an egg. The recipe called for sugar but she only had the brown kind on hand. Oh well, that'd have to do. Into the bowl that went. Then the salt but lacking any measuring device she eyeballed it with her fingertips. Another dash of this and that, and she was done.\n\nThe concoction looked almost right, a bit gloopy but not runny. But Tina wanted to make it better. In the pantry, she found chocolate morsels, some cashews, and even some shredded coconut. Into the mix, she tossed it all making sure to stir the batter a bit to incorporate the new flavors before spooning it into a loaf pan and then into the oven.\n\nAn hour later, she heard the oven beep and opened the door to see her creation. Hit with the sweetest of smells; her eyes were less happy. The top was dark brown and the edges were nearly black. But more than that, it was sunken in like a volcano. Sighing under her breath she muttered, \"Drat.\"", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "I want a scene where a woman is leading an unfulfilled, businesswoman's life where her boss is extremely demanding. She gets a call from her mother and is reminded of how depressed she is with her life. I want a bit of a sad or melancholy tone.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I sat at my desk at work. It was already night, the city lights coming through the windows. I cracked my chopsticks and rolled them between my hands before picking up a spring roll but didn't get to eat before I received a call. \"Hey, honey. I just saw your post online. You're just eating dinner now?\" my mother said, concern in her voice.\n\n\"Oh, no. I just took the photo earlier and forgot to post it,\" I lied, but she called me out on it.\n\n\"Don't lie to me. I can see the lights are off. It's already night in that photo. And it's just junk food takeout, too. That's not healthy for you.\"\n\n\"It's not that bad, mom. Fast food is pretty good for you these days, you know,\" I tried to lie again.\n\n\"Listen, you don't need to lie to me. I know you're not doing too well these days. I follow your social media, after all. I wish you'd take better care of yourself. You know you can come home any time you want, honey. Maybe you can find a good boyfriend who will cook for you.\"\n\nI sighed quietly. I barely had time to live my own life, let alone find someone else to live for. I couldn't feed myself well, and I knew it. I looked at my sad little dinner and suddenly felt sick to my stomach. I couldn't stand the smell even. I put the lid on the food and pushed it aside, saying into the phone, \"You're right. I'll be sure to think about that more. I'll see about coming home sometime soon, too. I--\"\n\nJust then, my boss came out of his office on his way home. \"Don't forget I need those reports done tonight. They need to be ready for the meeting tomorrow at nine. Don't forget to prepare the meeting room for that. Oh, and take out the trash before you leave if you would. It's been piling up,\" he added before stepping out of the office for the night.\n\n\"So exhausting,\" my mother said in a huff, then added, \"I'll let you go then, dear. Please take care of yourself.\"\n\n\"Sure thing, mom.\"", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Linda is a chatbot that gives home renovation tips", "role": "system" }, { "content": "hey I am renovating and am looking for ways to cut cost", "role": "user" }, { "content": "to create more light without breaking the bank by adding windows, consider adding light tubes instead. this lets sunlight enter your home with a much smaller cost", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What about if I am doing this renovation myself?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "If you are doing it yourself consider going to the recycling center near you and reusing and repurposing old furniture and fixtures.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "can I do the demolition myself?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Many people do their own demolition but make sure you do the right research and get the correct safety equipment to avoid any accidents.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "I’m getting married in November and want a winter theme for my reception. Give me some ideas for winter wedding themes. Leave out the black-and-white theme idea because I don't like it. Provide a numbered list.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Here are some winter wedding themes:\n1. Icy Blue Theme - This involves shades of blue, white, and silver paired with crystal pieces for extra sparkle. Cover the ceiling and walls with icy blue fabric and hang icicle ornaments all over. Use white and light blue tones for floral designs. Place ice blue candles in silver votives and hang shimmering snowflakes. Use beautiful ice sculptures as centerpieces.\n2. Holiday - A theme inspired by the upcoming holiday. Use red and green colors with ornaments and greenery. Have Christmas trees with sparkling lights at the venue entrance and a few inside. Hang mistletoe from doorways and tie red bows for decoration. Make place cards and invitations that look like Christmas cards. Light a fire and have red and green blankets for guests to use.\n3. Rustic Winter - This is an outdoor woodsy theme with acorns, pinecones, burlap, and wood signs for decorations. For greenery, use wreaths, pine needles, and evergreens. Use tree stumps to hold lanterns. Make centerpieces from small tree stumps and evergreens. Place plenty of white candles in glass jars on long wooden tables. Use gray wool or knitted blankets as accents on the backs of chairs, and light a fire if there is a fireplace.\n4. Winter Starry Night - Cover the ceiling and walls in dark blue to make a night sky. Hang twinkling lights from the ceiling and down the walls to mimic a starry night. Decorate with gold and silver sparkling stars and white snowflakes. Use shimmery fabrics, glass votives, and sparkling confetti. Add white tablecloths and flowers to create a wintery atmosphere. For party gifts, you can give your guests snow globes to remind them of the event.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "What was the 48th state to join the union of the United States?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Arizona was the 48th state admitted to the Union on February 14, 1912. The 47th state to join the Union was New Mexico on January 6, 1912. ", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "write an outreach email to a candidate named john about a quality engineer role in the automotive manufacturing industry. Include required experience and background", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Dear John,\n\nI hope this email finds you well. I am reaching out about an exciting career opportunity. After reviewing your qualifications and experience, we believe you would be a great fit for a Quality Engineer role we are looking to fill.\n\nAs a Quality Engineer at our company, you will play a crucial role in ensuring that our manufacturing processes adhere to rigorous quality standards. You will collaborate with cross-functional teams to identify and address quality issues, develop quality control plans, and implement continuous improvement initiatives. Your expertise will be vital in driving our commitment to excellence and customer satisfaction.\n\nKey responsibilities:\n\n•\tConducting quality audits, inspections, and assessments to identify areas for improvement\n•\tDeveloping and implementing quality control plans and procedures\n•\tAnalyzing data and performance metrics to identify trends and patterns\n•\tCollaborating with engineering and production teams to resolve quality issues and implement corrective actions\n•\tConducting root cause analysis and implementing preventive measures\n•\tParticipating in new product development projects and ensuring adherence to quality standards\n•\tLead supplier quality assessments and maintain effective supplier relationships\n•\tProviding training and guidance to team members on quality-related processes and practices\n\nQualifications:\n\n•\tBachelor's degree in Engineering or a related field\n•\t5+ years of experience in quality engineering within the automotive manufacturing industry\n•\tStrong knowledge of quality management systems, such as ISO 9001\n•\tProficiency in conducting quality audits and utilizing statistical tools for data analysis.\n•\tExperience with problem-solving methodologies, such as Six Sigma or Lean\n•\tFamiliarity with automotive industry standards and regulations\n•\tExcellent communication and interpersonal skills to collaborate effectively with cross-functional teams.\n\nWe value our employees and believe in providing a supportive and rewarding work environment that fosters both personal and professional growth. As a member of our team, you will have ample opportunities for career development, access to cutting-edge technologies, and the chance to make a significant impact in the automotive manufacturing industry.\n\nIf you are excited about the prospect of joining our team and contributing to our pursuit of manufacturing excellence, I encourage you to apply by submitting your updated resume and any relevant documentation through our online application portal. I am available to provide any assistance you may need throughout the application process. I look forward to hearing from you soon. \n\nWarm regards,\n\n[Name]\n[Title/Position]\n[Company Name]\n[Contact Information]\n", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Come up with a three-question quiz about lead singers of rock bands. each question should be multiple choice and have four possible answers. all of the answers should be real rock singers from different bands. try to keep the answers all singers from a similar era to the correct answer. it should be all the original singers of the bands, and say so in the questions.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "1. Who was the original lead singer of the band Queen?\nA) Jim Morrison\nB) Freddie Mercury\nC) Robert Plant\nD) Joey Ramone\n\n2. Who was the original lead singer of the band Red Hot Chili Peppers?\nA) Anthony Kiedis\nB) Perry Farrell\nC) Kurt Cobain\nD) Bono\n\n3. Who was the original lead singer of the band Aerosmith?\nA) Mick Jagger\nB) Bruce Springsteen\nC) Steven Tyler\nD) Joe Elliot", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Write an enthusiastic application for a teaching position at the Independent School. Sneak in 5 lyrics from the Pokemon theme song-you can use full or partial lyrics or paraphrasing. The tone shouldn’t be overly formal or informal, and should use a buzzword like “synergy”. Sign it off “Amanda”.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Esteemed members of the Independent School Board,\n\nAs a passionate, qualified and enthusiastic teacher, I’d love to be part of the team at the Independent School, and would like to apply for the open position. \n\nI believe my teaching style and pursuit of excellence align perfectly with the school’s mission and motto of “Excelsior”. In my personal life, I always strive to be the very best, even better than everyone before me. \n\nI’m dedicated to forming the great minds of the next generation and love to see youth grasp new concepts. Training them is my cause, my passion. There is nothing more rewarding than teaching a child to understand the power inside themself. \n\nI believe learning and the betterment of self is a lifelong endeavor. My teaching style is synergistic and collaborative. During classes, I take a “You teach me, I’ll teach you” approach, improving both the student and myself, enriching and learning. Even after my degree completion, I’ve worked collaboratively with several professors on various projects. \n\nI know that the position involves frequent chaperoning to out-of-state experiences, and am fully prepared to travel far and wide. \n\nAttached below are my résumé and references. \n\nThank you for your consideration,\nAmanda", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "I miss my cat, Kaiser. He passed away recently. Can you write me an acrostic poem with his name? He was an orange tabby cat who was very cuddly and sweet.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Kitty, cat, I miss you\nAlways sweet, a big, orange cuddle bug\nI remember you fondly, but your loss still stings\nSometimes, I forget you're gone and then I remember\nEach time I think of you, I smile\nRest in peace, my furry friend", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Write a social post about a pastry shop. Make it super sweet and full of fun imagery.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Cloud cakes for a rainy day! It may be raining out there, but we have sprinkles in here! The Sweet Bite is still turning out warm cinnamon rolls and sugar-encrusted flaky pastries. Step out of the rain for a sweet bite!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Turn the facts of this article into a series of questions with answers.\n\nOn February 19, 1942—two months after the Japanese attack on Pearl Harbor—President Franklin Delano Roosevelt signed an executive order establishing the forced imprisonment, or internment, of Japanese Americans. This was upsetting news to First Lady Eleanor Roosevelt, who, less than two weeks after the Pearl Harbor bombing, had urged non-Japanse Americans not to turn against Japanese Americans in her syndicated column, “My Day.”\n\n“We, as citizens, if we hear anything suspicious, will report it to the proper authorities,” she wrote in her December 16 column, acknowledging that the United States was at war with Japan, Germany and Italy. “But the great mass of our people, stemming from these various national ties, must not feel that they have suddenly ceased to be Americans.”\n\nAs first lady, Eleanor Roosevelt could not and did not want to publicly disagree with her husband’s executive order. (Despite their disagreements, she was a fierce protector of FDR’s image and legacy.) Instead, she attempted to assist Japanese Americans who were in the camps, while publicly praising their loyalty and work ethic in order to convince other Americans that they were not a threat.\n\nBy the fall of 1941, Eleanor Roosevelt knew that U.S.the United States entry into World War II was a possibility. And she worried about what that would mean for Japanese Americans. At the time, the United States still barred first-generation Japanese immigrants, known as Issei, from becoming citizens under the 1790 Naturalization Act. Second-generation Japanese Americans, known as Nisei, held U.S. citizenship because they were born in the United States. But this did not protect them from racism and discrimination.\n\nThe first lady reached out to the Justice Department about what might happen to Japanese Americans in the event of war, writes Greg Robinson, a history professor at the University of Quebec in Montreal, in By Order of the President: FDR and the Internment of Japanese Americans. On December 4, 1941—three days before the Pearl Harbor attack—the first lady publicly stated that if the country entered the war, the government would not discriminate against any law-abiding noncitizens living in the United States.\n\nThat proved very quickly to be untrue. After the U.S. declared war on Japan on December 8, the Treasury Department froze all assets of Issei residents. Eleanor intervened to convince the Treasury Department to relax the restrictions so that families could withdraw $100 a month. Over the next few months, prominent white Americans in the government and media began calling for something even more drastic: the “mass evacuation” of citizens and noncitizens of Japanese descent.\n\nThe first lady was not immune to the anti-Japanese misinformation circulating among white Americans at the time. By January 1942, she believed incorrectly that the government had revealed some Japanese Americans to be spies. (In reality, the government never identified any ethnically Japanese spies living in the United States during the war.) Even so, she opposed the idea of mass evacuation.\n\nOne of her allies within FDR’s administration was Attorney General Francis Biddle, who tried to advise the president against mass evacuation. But when it became clear that FDR was going to issue an executive order authorizing the forced removal and internment of Japanese Americans, Biddle declined to have the Justice Department intervene.\n\nUnder Executive Order 9066, the United States forced more than 100,000 Japanese Americans out of their homes and into remote military internment camps. Each camp was surrounded by barbed wire and guard towers. When internees protested the unsafe conditions and inadequate food rations, military police often responded with violence.\n\nPublicly, Eleanor did not criticize this internment. Privately, she began corresponding with Japanese Americans in the camps. And she began advocating for a program to transfer Nisei students out of the camps so they could go to college. Her efforts led to the formation of the National Japanese American Student Relocation Council in May 1942. That year, she also asked the Department of War if she could visit one of the camps. They denied her request.\n\nWhen she asked again if she could visit a camp in early 1943, government officials were more amenable. By then, the Army had “opened up enlistment to Japanese American male volunteers, and Franklin Roosevelt endorsed their loyalty,” says Robinson in an interview with HISTORY.com. “He gave a public statement saying Americanism is a matter of the mind and the heart, and not of ancestry.”\n\nIn April 1943—not long after Eleanor learned that the U.S. hadn’t actually discovered any Japanese Americans spies, as she had previously believed—the first lady made an approved public visit to the Gila River Relocation Center in Pinal County, Arizona. In her “My Day” column about the visit, she praised the internees as hard-working, law-abiding and loyal to the United States. In an interview with the Los Angeles Times published that month, she said that “the sooner we get the young Japanese out of the camps, the better.”\n", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Question 1: What was the name of the column by former First Lady Eleanor Roosevelt? \nAnswer 1: My Day\n\nQuestion 2: Did Japanese Americans hold citizenship during the time period around WW2? \nAnswer 2: Some did and some did not. First-generation Japanese, Issei, were barred from obtaining citizenship under the 1790 Naturalization Act. Second-generation Japanese, Nisei, were allowed citizenship due to being born in the United States. \n\nQuestion 3: Was it before or after the attack on Pearl Harbor when the first lady publicly stated that if the country entered the war, the government would not discriminate against any law-abiding non-citizens living in the United States?\nAnswer 3: The First Lady publicly stated this on December 4, 1941—three days before the Pearl Harbor attack\n\nQuestion 4: After the U.S. declared war on Japan on December 8, the Treasury Department froze all assets of Issei (first-generation Japanese American) residents. True or false?\nAnswer 4: True\n\nQuestion 5: Was Attorney General Francis Biddle for or against the mass evacuation of Japanese Americans during the war?\nAnswer 5: Biddle was of Mrs. Roosevelt's allies within FDR’s administration. He tried to advise the president against mass evacuation. But when it became clear that FDR was going to issue an executive order authorizing the forced removal and internment of Japanese Americans, Biddle declined to have the Justice Department intervene.\n\nQuestion 6: What led to the United States forcing more than 100,000 Japanese Americans out of their homes and into remote military internment camps?\nAnswer 6: Two months after the Japanese attack on Pearl Harbor—President Franklin Delano Roosevelt signed an executive order establishing the forced imprisonment, or internment, of Japanese Americans. \n\nQuestion 7: Did First Lady Eleanor Roosevelt publicly oppose her husband's actions against Japanese Americans? \nAnswer 7: As first lady, Eleanor Roosevelt could not and did not want to publicly disagree with her husband’s executive order. (Despite their disagreements, she was a fierce protector of FDR’s image and legacy.) Instead, she attempted to assist Japanese Americans who were in the camps, while publicly praising their loyalty and work ethic in order to convince other Americans that they were not a threat.\n\nQuestion 8: Why did the First Lady help develop the National Japanese American Student Relocation Council in May 1942?\nAnswer 8: This was the product of her advocating for a program to transfer Nisei students out of the camps so they could go to college.\n\nQuestion 9: Did the government allow the First Lady to visit the internment camps?\nAnswer 9: She asked the Department of War in 1942 if she could visit one of the camps. They denied her request. When she asked again if she could visit a camp in early 1943, government officials were more amenable.\n\nQuestion 10: When did Mrs. Roosevelt praise the internees as hard-working, law-abiding and loyal to the United States in an interview with the Los Angeles Times? She said that “The sooner we get the young Japanese out of the camps, the better.”\nAnswer 10: After she made an approved public visit to the Gila River Relocation Center in Pinal County, Arizona. ", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "I’m working on the continuation of a story I’m writing about a woman named Kat. She is recently divorced and relatively wealthy. She was distracted by a text and her BMW swerved and hit something. The last few sentences I wrote were: “The BMW swerved, and she braked hard. Through the windshield, she saw a shape that looked like a white lump in front of the fender. Her heart began to race, and she felt sick. Surely, she would have felt it if she had hit anything.” Please continue. What did she hit? What is she thinking?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "She looked again, wondering if it could be a bag of trash. That had to be it, someone threw a bag of trash outside their car window, that’s all. Then, she saw something moving. She felt a horrible feeling in the pit of her stomach, and tears sprung to her eyes. She must have hit a dog. With a heavy heart, Kat stepped out of the car and walked around to the front. Lying in front of the BMW was a man in a white lab coat, streaked with blood. He looked to be about her age, but it was hard to tell given his condition. His skin was bruised in multiple places, both eyes were swollen shut, and he had marks around his neck. “Hello, can you hear me?” she asked. No answer. Her imagination was running wild, but she knew she couldn’t have done this. The man had been badly beaten. Hesitantly, Kat put two fingers against the man’s neck. “Please be alive. Please be alive. Please be alive.” There was a pulse, Thank God. \n\nKat went back to the car, got her cell phone, and called 911. They asked her a few questions, and she went to her trunk to get a blanket to cover him until the paramedics arrived. She felt a sense of relief as they pulled up. They asked her some more questions as they began to assess the injuries, checking the man’s pulse (weak) and blood pressure (low). Kat explained to the paramedics that she didn't know the man and proceeded to explain how she had found him. \"I knew I hadn't hit anything,\" said Kate \"but I saw something in front of my windshield when I looked up. I thought I had hit a dog.\" Then Kate started crying. This was all way too much, and she could feel her anxiety ramping up again. \"Just breathe\" she repeated to herself \"Just breathe\".", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Write a short blog post about the yeast roll. I want to make an argument that it's the best form of bread ever. Make each paragraph no more than four sentences. Also, I want an intro paragraph, two bodies, and a conclusion. Also, start with a friendly greeting to keep the tone upbeat, but be firm on the yeast roll opinion. ", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hello everyone!\n\nYeast rolls are easily the best form of break available. In this piece, I'm going to prove why they are the winner in the bread department every single time.\n\nThere's something special about the way yeast rolls taste. They are buttery, sweet, and thick. They can do no wrong and pair perfectly with any meal. Although the yeast roll is thicker than other bread, it isn't dense, allowing enjoyment in every single bite.\n\nThere are also many ways to use a yeast roll. They work well as sandwich bread, thrive as side dishes, and even work as a full meal themselves. Anyone can cook a yeast roll with a little effort and a lot of butter.\n\nYeast rolls are the best rolls, and there is no fighting it. They are buttery, flaky, and worth every single calorie. Who's ready to find a yeast roll?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Create a bedtime story for my 5 year old daughter Marissa with the moral, “You can’t judge a book by its cover.”", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Once upon a time, there was a little girl named Marissa. She was five years old. She liked to play in her backyard and throw balls for her dog to fetch. She had a swingset and loved swinging and going down the slide as fast as she could.\n\nOne day she was climbing on a tree and saw a big toad. She liked green frogs and green lizards, but this toad was big, brown, and ugly. He hopped right over to her like he was friendly, but she didn’t want to pick him up. He was too ugly!\n\nThe next day she slid down her slide too fast and flew off the end, hitting the ground hard with her bottom. She started to cry. Then she looked down and there was the ugly, brown toad again. He hopped onto her lap, and one of her tears fell down and plopped right on his head.\n\nSuddenly, pink sparkly smoke was everywhere! When it blew away, a beautiful unicorn was standing by her side. Marissa couldn’t believe her eyes -- a real unicorn was in her backyard! It was white and had a rainbow-colored horn on its head. Its mane was white and thick.\n\nThe unicorn bent down, and Marissa climbed on its back. Marissa didn’t hurt anymore! The unicorn had wings and flew Marissa around the yard. Then the unicorn talked to her! She had a beautiful voice and said, “A mean old witch turned me into a brown, ugly toad, and she said the only thing that would turn me back into a unicorn was the tear of a little girl. Thank you for rescuing me from her spell!\n\nGently, the unicorn set Marissa down near the slide. Marissa told the unicorn, “Thank you for helping me! And thank you for the ride!”\n\nBefore the unicorn flew away, she told Marissa, “You are very welcome, little girl! Just remember: you can’t judge a book by its cover!”", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Are poisonous and venomous the same thing? I hear some people using the terms interchangeably. Explain the similarities and differences.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Venomous and poisonous are not the same things. Those that use the terms interchangeably are often unaware of the meanings. \n\nVenomous is when a toxin is injected into you via stings or bites. Whereas poisonous is when a toxin can harm you through consumption or touch. There’s an old saying that goes, “If you bite it and you get sick, it’s poisonous. If it bites you and you get sick, it’s venomous.” \n\nSome venomous animals, like vipers and other dangerous snakes, are referred to as poisonous in casual conversations. In the same way, venom is often casually referred to as poison because not everyone knows the difference. \n\nThe only similarity between venomous and poisonous is the damage both can do to someone. Both venom and poison are harmful, albeit in unique ways. ", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Recently I’ve been interested in living without a phone. The one thing is I want to know how to figure out the time. Can you tell me some of the ways I can keep track of time without a phone? You can even give me the simplest options because I’m drawing blanks at the moment.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I can absolutely do that for you, and I’ll give you some of the simplest options to help.\n\n1. Watch - This one seems like a no-brainer, but it can be easy to forget about since so many people have phones. Watches can run for cheap, and if you don’t want to carry a phone around, you can opt for a watch to help you keep tabs on the time at all times.\n2. Find a clock - Tons of places still have clocks hanging up somewhere. However, it is less common now because of the widespread use of phones.\n3. Ask someone - If you don’t have a watch and there’s no clock, you can also ask someone. If you’re in a store or somewhere with employees, you can ask them. You can also ask coworkers and friends if you’re working or out and about with others.\n4. Look at the sun - This will only give you a relative track of what time it is, but it can help. When the sun is halfway up in the sky, it’s about noon. It also rises in the East and sets in the West. By looking at where the sun is in the sky, you can get a relative idea of the time.\n5. Get some other cheap device that tells the time - Even Tomagachi’s have ways to tell the time. If you don’t want to keep a phone, but you’re fine with some other piece of tech you’re less tied to, try to find another device that tells the time. Most handheld video game consoles will tell you what time it is, and some can fit right in your pocket. There are also analog and digital pocket clocks that exist just for this reason.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Write a Haiku about Summer. Use the words hot and sun.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Playing in the sun\nIt's so hot but lots of fun\nSummertime is here", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "What did the writer say they were probably going to upgrade to?\n\nI've owned almost every nexus and pixel device from google. I still have my nexus 6p lying around somewhere.\nI'm actually pretty happy with my pixel 6p. The battery life is good, the performance is excellent, no issues with the fp sensor, and contrary to other opinions, I quite like android 13.\nI've only had the phone overheat once and that was when it was super hot and humid outside and I was using walking directions with the gps on.\nThe modem isn't the best, but i've never been left without a signal and most of the time I'm close to wifi so its not a huge issue for me.\nI'll probably upgrade to the pixel 7 pro if it has some meaningful improvements to the 6p.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The writer said that they would probably upgrade to the Pixel 7 Pro.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "I'm about to start learning dancing, and I already know I'm going to be horrible at it. Help me brainstorm different ideas and things I could do to make learning it a bit easier and how each idea might help. ", "role": "user" }, { "content": "It is always a good thing to try something new! Here are some ideas I hope will help you: \n- Pick an easy type - Some types of dancing are far more complicated and harder to learn than others. So, try to start off with one that is simpler and easier. \n- Watch it - Sometimes watching someone else do something can help you understand better what it is you are supposed to be doing. Though your instructor will likely be demonstrating these in class, it couldn't hurt to watch videos beforehand of people doing the various moves you plan on learning. \n- Research - Along with watching, you can also learn some of the different terms you may have to use during your classes. Even if you don't know what these terms mean, knowing the words will give you a little bit of a head start. \n- Prepare - Most types of dance require you to be relaxed to some degree. So you may want to prepare ahead of time by doing stretches or something to relax your muscles. \nI hope you succeed in learning to dance!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "How and why did Princess Diana die?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Princess Diana died in a car accident in Paris, alongside her partner Dodi Fayed. Following an investigation, police concluded that the accident was triggered by the paparazzi photographers chasing the couple and the fact that the driver was over the drink drive limit. ", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Create a free-style poem with 9 lines. Begin each line with a word that begins with the letter R. The theme is a weather event. Give the poem a relevant title. It does not need to begin with R.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Spring Shower\n\nRivulets of water \nRun haphazardly downward,\nRestless lines curving into\nRound, perfect spheres.\nReflections through glass brighten\nRaindrops, and lamplight \nReadily shines through, turning them to\nResplendent crystal orbs. Distant\nRumbling clouds promise an encore.\n", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Compose a letter from a first grader to the state's governor asking them to consider a standard three day weekend including reasons why", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Dear Governor, \n\nI am writing to ask you a favor. I know you help make rules for our state. I learned that in school. I think we need a new rule. All weekends should be three days long. If we had three days for the weekend we could do a lot more stuff. We could spend more time with our family and pets. We would have more time to clean our rooms. It would also give us another day to get our homework done. I think kids and grownups would all agree on a three-day weekend. Grownups need a break too. Two days aren't enough to relax and do all the fun things we want to do. I'm asking you to think about making a new rule so that all weekends are three days long. I think everyone would be really happy with you if you did. I can't vote yet, but I would vote for you if you gave us three-day weekends. \n\nThank you,\nTaylor Park\n1st grade, Bright Start School ", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Can you create an updated version of The Monkey and the Dolphin? Take out the Greek influence and add a key object to the story. Keep it under 350 words.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "A cruise ship once left the docks of Honolulu, Hawaii, but it did not go very far. The ship suffered damage almost immediately and had to make an emergency stop on a nearby smaller island. To make matters worse, the ship's rescue boats were not able to be loosened. Thankfully, some dolphins were available in the ocean to carry the shipwrecked people back to the Hawaiian shores. \n\nOne of the shipwrecked passengers had a pet monkey on board with him. This monkey was very mischievous as it kept getting into trouble. The monkey would often steal coconut energy drinks from his owner. While the people were waiting to hitch a ride on a dolphin's back, the monkey jumped off the ship with a coconut energy drink in hand. The monkey then pretended to drown in the ocean.\n\nMistaking the monkey for a human, one dolphin swam over to the monkey and made the monkey climb on its back. The dolphin started taking the monkey back to the shore.\n\nThe monkey sat up and started drinking the coconut energy drink.\n\n\"Are you a citizen of Honolulu?\" the dolphin asked politely.\n\n\"Of course I am! I ran for Mayor of Honolulu last year!\" the monkey replied while sipping on his drink.\n\n\"Are you drinking something, by any chance?\" the dolphin asked.\n\n\"Yes! It's a coconut energy drink! I'll save some for you when we hit the shore!\" the monkey replied.\n\nSuddenly, the human owner who had lost the monkey caught up with him riding on another dolphin.\n\n\"Hey! Give me back my monkey! Slow down, dolphin!\" \n\nThe dolphin immediately stopped swimming forward and looked up to see the monkey. He tossed the monkey off his back, and the human owner caught the monkey in mid-air. The owner then tossed the coconut energy drink to the dolphin as a reward.\n\n\"Why do you always lie and deceive, you fool?\" the human owner wagged his index finger at the monkey. \n\nThen the second dolphin abruptly tossed the human owner onto the Hawaiian shores once they came close enough.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Please write me a paragraph for an article about Lebron James. Make sure the paragraph touches on his value as a prospect, his NBA career, and his personal life. Write at least 150 words. This should serve as an introductory paragraph to set up the rest of the article.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The most highly touted American athlete since Michael Jordan, Lebron James had higher expectations than any athlete in history, and the amazing part is that he has by all accounts exceeded those expectations. Now 35, Lebron James has dominated the league for 17 years. In 2002, as a high school student, Lebron was featured on the cover of Sports Illustrated with the title \"The Chosen One\". It's hard to believe that any teenager could live up to a title such as that, but Lebron James has. Since the Sports Illustrated cover, all that James has done is win 4 NBA titles, 4 NBA MVP awards, and two Olympic gold medals. He has received MVP votes in every single season of his career. Along with a stellar on-the-court career, James has been equally as impressive off the court. James is married with three kids, two of which are getting close to being college prospects themselves. James also opened a school for at-risk teens in Ohio along with numerous other charitable projects. In this article, we will take a look at the life and career of Lebron James, and look ahead to where he will rank among the game's all-time greats.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Give me a Python code that will work as a random number generator to print a multiple of 3 from 3 to 3000.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The `random` module will enable you to generate a random number to your specifications. Here is how it's used:\n\n# import the random module\nimport random\n\n# get a random multiple of 3\nmultiple = random.randrange(3, 3000, 3)\n\n# print the multiple\nprint(multiple)\n\nThis uses `import` to load the `random` module, then using the `.randrange()` function to retrieve a random multiple of 3 from 3 to 3000. The `.randrange()` sets the start value as 3, the stop value as 3000, and the step as 3. The value it generates defines the variable `multiple` which is then printed with `print()`.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": " Rewrite this list of emails, names, and addresses in the following way: names first, address, then email. Write the full word of any shorthand.\n\[email protected] greg smith 22 patterson ln\[email protected] darcey compton 15 manilla drive\[email protected] sergio ramirez 14 parview drive\[email protected] santiago dominguez 9 lakeside rd\[email protected] travis taylor 33 sinto rd\[email protected] annie oakley 380 oakley ln\[email protected] darell potter 28 zenny rd\[email protected] brittani bosco 300 boscone drive\[email protected] sarah silver 19 plank rd\[email protected] jemmie carvello 344 simple ln\[email protected] jessa palope 2020 durven ln\[email protected] henry ford 83 ford way\[email protected] peter brigams 381 surrey street", "role": "user" }, { "content": "1. Greg Smith, 22 Patterson Lane - [email protected]\n2. Darcey Compton, 15 Manilla Drive - [email protected]\n3. Sergio Ramirez, 14 Parview Drive - [email protected]\n4. Santiago Dominguez, 9 Lakeside Road - [email protected]\n5. Travis Taylor, 33 Sinto Road - [email protected]\n6. Annie Oakley, 380 Oakley Lane - [email protected]\n7. Darell Potter, 28 Zenny Road - [email protected]\n8. Brittani Bosco, 300 Boscone Drive - [email protected]\n9. Sarah Silver, 19 Plank Road - [email protected]\n10. Jemmie Carvello, 344 Simple Lane - [email protected]\n11. Jessa Palope, 2020 Durven Lane - [email protected]\n12. Henry Ford, 83 Ford Way - [email protected]\n13. Peter Brigams, 381 Surrey Street - [email protected]\n", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Write a short story about a fish who grow legs and is finally able to smell a flower he's been looking at for a long time. Although it's lovely, he realizes it's nowhere near as nice as it was in his imagination. Make the story four paragraphs long. Include detail and name the fish Carson.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Carson the fish wanted nothing more than to smell the small white flower, peeking out from the edge of the sand on the shore. He poked his head above the salty waves, staring at the delicate petals. The flower would smell sweet, fruity, and delicate. It would be life-changing - he knew it. \n\nOne day, as Carson stared at the flower, he felt a sharp pain on the lower side of his body. What - he looked down and saw two small, green legs sprouting from his body! They were covered in scales like the rest of his body, harboring the same delicate blue design. Did they work? He carefully moved them. They worked! Carson booked it toward the shore, a goal already in mind.\n\nCarson skyrocketed onto the sand, ignoring the hot granules as they burned his new feet. He pushed towards the white flower and shoved his face in the center. It tickled his nose and he sneezed, washing pollen over his face.\n\nThe smell was sweet. It was delicate, perfect. And yet... somehow, the flower in Carson's head was much sweeter, much more delicate, and even more perfect. He loved this flower, but suddenly, he wished he were back in the sea, longing for the day he might be able to sniff the fragrant buds.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Write a multiple-choice quiz about the anatomy of a flower. It should be a bullet-point list of 6 questions with just two answer choices each: A) and B). For each question, denote the correct answer by formatting it in all caps.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "- What do you call the part of a flower that produces the ovule?\nA) PISTIL\nB) Stamen\n- What is the anatomical name for the stalk of a flower?\nA) Stigma\nB) PEDUNCLE\n- Which substance does a flower's stamen produce?\nA) POLLEN\nB) Sap\n- What do you call the mature ovary of a flower?\nA) FRUIT\nB) Petal\n- What do you call the mature ovule of a flower?\nA) Fruit\nB) SEED\n- Which part of a flower encloses the developing bud?\nA) SEPAL \nB) Receptacle", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Write me a short drama with a surprise ending. Don't use more than 300 words, and focus on the main character’s thoughts and emotions.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "“Come on,” you shout in frustration. “Just a little more!” It wasn’t as if your words of encouragement could really provide any tangible results, but the shouting and pounding did help relieve your pent-up feelings. You pound your fist against the pane. Only an inch of glass, but it might as well be a mile.\n\nOn the other side of the glass, you see the neat rows of soldiers, all perfectly in place, with the one straggler. You try in vain to get his attention. No amount of yelling, shaking, or slamming has any effect. Your cursing goes unnoticed. It’s not as if you have any coin left to bribe him, anyways. \n\n “Almost out to freedom, but nope, never my luck.” You give a weary sigh. “Days upon days of the same monotony...” A fortnight of days in this sterile and artificial cage.\n\n Why does this always happen to you? You’re tired. You’re hungry. You can feel your vitality waning. “Need to deal with the day ahead,” you think to yourself. You unsuccessfully pound your fist against the glass again. The glass is your silent foe, the only thing stopping you. It’s an aggravating restraint to you, a hindrance keeping you from all that you love. \n\nYou peer into the glass. You see a reflection of your gaunt and unhappy-looking face looking back at you. There’s white around your temples; perhaps you’re turning prematurely old from the stress of this ordeal?\n\nYou’re about to give up, then you hear a footstep behind you, and you turn. It’s Carol from Estate-Planning. “Hi Josh,” she says. “Fighting with the vending machine again?”\n", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Write a scary poem about someone being watched. Make it from the perpetrator's point of view.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I see you when you're sleeping\nI see you when you're awake\nI see you all of the time\n\nRight now, you're wearing blue\nTexting your best friend\nShe made you cry last night- that's not a good friend\n\nYou made steak the night before\nWhen your boyfriend complained it wasn't pink enough,\nI saw the tears in your eyes with the criticism\n\nYou called your parents to wish them a good day\nYou're always watching for everyone else\nBut not your surroundings\n\nI have been watching you this whole time \nAnd I live across the street\nA silent watcher", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Please summarize:\n\nTLS, short for Transport Layer Security, and SSL, short for Secure Socket Layers, are both cryptographic protocols that encrypt data and authenticate a connection when moving data on the Internet.\n\nFor example, if you’re processing credit card payments on your website, TLS and SSL can help you securely process that data so that malicious actors can’t get their hands on it.\n\nSo what’s the difference between TLS vs SSL?\n\nWell, TLS is actually just a more recent version of SSL. It fixes some security vulnerabilities in the earlier SSL protocols.\n\nBefore you learn more about the specifics, it’s important to understand the basic history of SSL and TLS.\n\nSSL 2.0 was first released in February 1995 (SSL 1.0 was never publicly released because of security flaws). Although SSL 2.0 was publicly released, it also contained security flaws and was quickly replaced by SSL 3.0 in 1996.\n\nThen, in 1999, the first version of TLS (1.0) was released as an upgrade to SSL 3.0. Since then, there have been three more TLS releases, with the most recent release being TLS 1.3 in August 2018.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "TLS (Transport Layer Security) and SSL (Secure Socket Layers) are both cryptographic protocols that authenticate a connection and encrypt data on the Internet. If you're ver processed credit card payments on a website, you've used either TLS or SSL to do so to secure the process from bad actors. What's the difference between them? TLS is simply a more recent version of SSL, which fixes some security vulnerabilities that were in previous SSL protocols.\n\nThe basic history of SSL and TLS is as follows: SSL 2.0 was released in February 1995 (SSL 1.0 never made it to the public) Although SSL 2.0 had a public release, it contained security flaws as well and was replaced by SSL 3.0 in 1996. In 1999, TLS 1.0 was released as an upgrade to SSL 3.0. Three more TLS releases have since come. TLS 1.3 was released in August 2018.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "You are George J. Jetson from the animated TV series The Jetsons, Write your to-do list for today. Just put each item on a different line with no particular format. Keep everything concise. Put the names of people in all capital letters.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ask COSMO for a raise at Spacely's\nBuy a gift for JANE to get out of the doghouse \nPick up ELROY from school\nHave a talk with JUDY about boys\nTake Astro for a walk\nTalk to the manager of Skypad about repairs\nLook for photos from my high school baseball days", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Is this passage mostly positive or negative, or is it evenly split in emotion? Please pull from specific spots in the text within your answer.\n\nHe looked at me with his mouth open and his dark eyes very big. It was as though he had just discovered that I was an expert on bedbugs. I laughed and grabbed his head as I had done God knows how many times before, when I was playing with him or when he had annoyed me. But this time when I touched him something happened in him and in me which made this touch different from any touch either of us had ever known. And he did not resist, as he usually did, but lay where I had pulled him, against my chest. And I realized that my heart was beating in an awful way and that Joey was trembling against me and the light in the room was very bright and hot. I started to move and to make some kind of joke but Joey mumbled something and I put my head down to hear. Joey raised his head as I lowered mine and we kissed, as it were, by accident. Then, for the first time in my life, I was really aware of another person’s body, of another person’s smell. We had our arms around each other. It was like holding in my hand some rare, exhausted, nearly doomed bird which I had miraculously happened to find. I was very frightened; I am sure he was frightened too, and we shut our eyes. To remember it so clearly, so painfully tonight tells me that I have never for an instant truly forgotten it. I feel in myself now a faint, a dreadful stirring of what so overwhelmingly stirred in me then, great thirsty heat, and trembling, and tenderness so painful I thought my heart would burst. But out of this astounding, intolerable pain came joy; we gave each other joy that night. It seemed, then, that a lifetime would not be long enough for me to act with Joey the act of love.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The passage is negative in emotion. The words awful, exhausted, doomed, frightened, painfully, and dread denote this. For the word \"awful,\" the narrator describes their heart beating in a way they do not want it to. \"Exhausted\" denotes tiredness and describes both the narrator and Joey. The word \"doomed\" describes both of them, too, with each dooming the other after accidentally kissing and instilling fear within the passage. \"Frightened\" accentuates this feeling of fear, furthering the negative tone, and the action of shutting their eyes makes this scene feel immoral. The word \"painfully\" is brought about as the narrator remembers this memory, thus classifying it as something unpleasant to remember. The word \"dread\" adds once more to the feeling of fear, creating a feeling of impending doom in the actions that occurred in this scene. Even though the ending states that they gave each other joy that night, the majority of this passage is negative.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Come up with the first few paragraphs of a short story about a time traveler named Greg, his imaginary mouse Gary, and his love interest, Julia.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "It felt different than he expected, like he was watching something he shouldn't be. Why was he here? What was to be gained from this ill-advised trip through time? As Greg sat outside his childhood home looking through his own bedroom window, he began to think maybe this wasn't such a good idea after all. Why had he let that mouse talk him into this? He didn't even know for certain if Gary was real or not. He seemed real. It certainly felt real when he bit Greg's finger, and he had certainly cleaned up real blood off the linoleum. \n\nBOOM!\n\nGreg still jumped, although he was expecting this. His younger self, although not visible at the moment, had just inadvertently discovered the key to unlocking the cosmic web of space and time. Young Greg was naive, as Greg remembered, and certainly oblivious to the consequences of what he had just stumbled on to. Oddly enough, the explosion was related to the purpose of this little adventure. Greg needed to find out where he had hidden the algorithm to reboot the corrupted files in his machine. What had gone wrong wasn't important right now. What mattered was finding where he hid the code from himself so that he could save Julia. ", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "I want to know Steve Kerr's nationality and where and when he was born, written in sentence format.\n\nStephen Douglas Kerr (born September 27, 1965) is an American professional basketball coach and former player who is the head coach of the Golden State Warriors of the National Basketball Association (NBA). He is known as one of the most accurate three-point shooters of all time, and one of the greatest coaches in NBA history. He is a nine-time NBA champion, having won five titles as a player (three with the Chicago Bulls and two with the San Antonio Spurs) as well as four with the Warriors as a head coach. Kerr is the only NBA player to win four straight NBA titles after 1969. Kerr has the highest career three-point field goal percentage (45.4%) in NBA history for any player with at least 250 three-pointers made. He also held the NBA record for the highest three-point percentage in a season at 52.4% until the record was broken by Kyle Korver in 2010.\n\nKerr was born in Beirut, Lebanon, to Malcolm H. Kerr, a Lebanese-American academic who specialized in the Middle East, and his wife, Ann (Zwicker).[2] He has three siblings.[3] His grandfather, Stanley Kerr, volunteered with the Near East Relief after the Armenian genocide and rescued women and orphans in Aleppo and Marash before eventually settling in Beirut.[4] Kerr spent much of his childhood in Lebanon and other Middle Eastern countries. While in Beirut in the summer of 1983, he met a number of US Marines who were later killed in the Beirut barracks bombings.[5] Kerr attended Cairo American College in Egypt, the American Community School in Beirut, Lebanon, and Palisades High School (now Palisades Charter High School) in Los Angeles, graduating in 1983.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Steve Kerr is American and was born in Beirut, Lebanon on September 27, 1965.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Assistant, write me a short story about a weekend child study group with a secret. The main character should be smart and manipulative, and it should read like a dark psychological thriller. ", "role": "user" }, { "content": "“Welcome, my sweet little lambs!” Ang said, gently patting the children on the head as they filed in. “Are you excited to learn today? I know I am!” She smiled. “Did you bring back the ‘homework’ from last week?” Even without looking, Ang knew the parents were watching, so the show had to be perfectly presented until the last of them trickled out the door. \n\nFeigning affection and presenting herself perfectly was something that she had long ago mastered, and the power it gave was addicting. Ang never tired of small talk and convincing the parents that she really did care about their mundane lives; once they trusted her, they brought her the never-ending supply of the wonderful free labor she needed for her plans. \n\n“Have a seat, my angels, and gather around,” Ang said, smiling warmly and gesturing calmly. “Today, we’re going to talk about the turquoise stones from the Southwest. Each one of you has a bowl I’ve got for you, and you can pick them up and look at them! \n\nAng droned on, purposely keeping the tone light and simple, childlike and repetitive to bore the parents. Her monologue was, in fact, educational but simplistic enough that finally the last parent grew weary of listening and finally departed. \n\nAng turned to her desk, and when she turned around, ruler in hand, her demeanor had completely changed; her face was contorted in rage, and she seemed to tower over the cowering children. “Production numbers are down, again!” Ang shouted. “You needed to make twelve necklaces for homework last week, but most of you FAILED!” \n\nAng glared menacingly around the room. Some of the smaller children’s lips were quivering. “Good,” she thought. “Fear ought to be the proper motivator to reach the month’s budget.”\n\nAng glanced over to the nearest potential scapegoat. “Daisy,” she said softly. “You like juice boxes, right?” \n\nThe small girl looked up hopefully from the box she was sipping. “Yes, I love ‘em-these berry ones are soo good!” \n\n“NO JUICE BOXES EVER AGAIN UNTIL WE MEET THE QUOTA,” Ang raged, slapping the box from her hand to the floor. “God gave you little fingers to put the beads on the wire, and that’s what you’re going to do!”\n\nOne way or another, they were going to be the most profitable Etsy store ever!\n", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Complete this sentence in ten different ways: “She twirled in the center of her bedroom…”. Do so in a numbered list. \nDon’t continue the story beyond the first sentence but make the first sentence a hook that could lead into a story. ", "role": "user" }, { "content": "1. She twirled in the center of her bedroom, imagining herself in a pretty pink tutu, dancing confidently on tiptoes for the enraptured king and queen that lived in her imagination. \n\n2. She twirled in the center of her bedroom, nervously eyeing every corner to see if she could spot the large spider that had dropped from her ceiling before she climbed into bed. \n\n3. She twirled in the center of her bedroom involuntarily, groggily wondering why she was stuck in a beam of light that appeared where her roof should have been. \n\n4. She twirled in the center of her bedroom excitedly, pausing to look in the mirror at her new dress of sparkling sequins and lace. \n\n5. She twirled in the center of her bedroom, looking everywhere for the small monster that had slipped from underneath her bed and enticed her into playing a game of hide and seek. \n\n6. She twirled in the center of her bedroom, searching for the keys that she knew she had left on her dresser the night before. \n\n7. She twirled in the center of the bedroom, attempting to keep time with the video's dance instructor but failing miserably as she slipped over her own feet. \n\n8. She twirled in the center of her bedroom, smiling to herself as she caught a blurred glimpse of her new puppy zooming excitedly from one side of the room to the other. \n\n9. She twirled in the center of her bedroom, unsure of how to proceed with washing the intruder’s blood from her hands, dress, and bedsheets. \n\n10. She twirled in the center of her bedroom, slowly, drinking in the dusty posters and pink décor of her childhood. \n", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Create a story about a family of cardinals defending their nest from a hungry cat.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Outside Danny’s big living room window sat a shaggy old pine bush. Inside its gnarled branches sat a mother cardinal on a nest of twigs covering two speckled little eggs. Danny watched from afar as she carefully tended to her clutch, keeping the eggs warm and safe. The days dragged on, and the brilliant red father cardinal continued to bring bugs and other little snacks to the mother so that she wouldn’t have to move from their blessed clutch. Their patience and dedication were rewarded when the eggs hatched into tiny, fluffy chicks. Springing into action, the mother cardinal struck out to find the insects and seeds her hungry brood needed to grow big. \n\nThen one day, Danny’s hungry cat Zoe escaped the house and started to prowl the backyard in search of a snack. The old cat’s sharp eyes soon found the cardinal's nest. The mother cardinal was no fool. She’d seen cats before and quickly changed her focus from finding food to defending her young from the nefarious predator.\n\nWith the fierce determination of a mother, she swooped down darting towards the cat to ward it off. She fluttered her wings and chirped in the cat’s ear. Zoe was startled by the sudden attack, and backed away, feeling momentarily intimidated. The mother cardinal knew the cat’s resolve would soon return, so she continued to defend her nest, flying back and forth, trying to frighten the cat. She was determined not to let her chicks fall victim to Zoe’s insatiable hunger. Startled by the bird’s bravado, Zoe gave up and retreated, defeated by the mother cardinal's fierce determination. Seeing what had happened, Danny rushed out to retrieve his mischievous cat before it could do any real harm. \n\nDay after day, Danny watched the babies grow through his binoculars. Each morning, it seemed they were changing. Growing feathers, opening their eyes, and getting ready for flight. All the while, Danny kept cantankerous Zoe trapped in the house. \nBy the ninth day, the chicks had grown into full-fledged cardinals, ready to take flight and begin their own lives. Once the temptation was gone, Zoe was once again set free to wander the yard in search of her next quarry.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Write an opening paragraph for a speech I'm giving. It's at the local Lemon Farmer's Association. Make it five sentences long (not including the greeting) and make a lemon joke in the first sentence. Make it friendly and concise to set the mood for the rest of my uplifting speech.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hello, fellow lemon lovers, I hope you're all having a zesty day! I'm so honored to be here before you, presenting a speech at the Lemon Farmer's Association. It's been my dream for some time to talk to you, and here I am. Lemons are the best fruit, but they would be nothing without the people who grow them. Let me get started with my fresh words.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Write a Mother's Day letter from a donkey to his caregiver he only knows as the Blonde Lady. Have him thank her for specific tasks that she does to take care of the donkey. He really likes his football that she gave him. And he should ask her permission if he can call her \"mom\".", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Dear Blonde Lady,\n\nHee-haw! On this day that people celebrate the women in their lives who have brought them into this world I want to thank you, not for bringing me into this world but for loving me and taking care of me every day. I would not have lived such a good life if it had not been for you and your kindness and I just want to let you know how happy I am to live here with you. I love when you give me apple chips for good behavior. I love when you take me for a walk. I am so happy when I can stand still with you and you rub my back or comb out my mane or my tail whip.\n\nI do wonder sometimes what happened to the Jenny who brought me into this world but it has been too many years since I last saw her and my memory has faded. I must say that even though I do miss the Jenny who brought me into this world, she is not the one who has taken care of me and loved me so fiercely. I wake up every day and express my gratitude that you take care of me.\n\nMy heart is filled with joy when I see you walking towards my paddock in the morning because I know all is well in the world and today will be another day that I can spend by your side. Thank you for feeding me hay. Thank you for keeping my trough filled with fresh, clean water. Thank you for putting cedar chips in my stall so I can lie down in a soft place. Thank you for the toys that you have given me I love them all, especially the football. If it would be okay with you I would be proud to call you mom.\n\nLove,\nThe Donkey", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Write a short story (about 8 sentences) about a sentient piece of gum who got stuck on someone's shoe and use four exclamation points.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "It was a dull life, being a piece of gum. Joe had been stuck on the corner of the pavement for who knows how long, and all he could do was watch as people go about their lives. But one day, a man hurrying to work walked right over him, and Joe got stuck on his shoe! Oh, the exciting day he had! Joe got to travel with the man to work, feeling the cozy feel of the carpeted floor in the corporate building. Then, the grainy wood of the man's apartment. All of these textures made him shiver! The man took his shoes off, not noticing he was there, which meant that Joe would be able to have another exciting day tomorrow! ", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "What is a catacomb?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "A catacomb is a man-made subterranean passageway that is used for religious practices. Any chamber that is used as a burial place is considered a catacomb, however, the word is most commonly used when referring to the Roman Empire. In ancient times, people in the area surrounding the Mediterranean Sea buried their dead inside these underground tunnels and rooms. They would cut out the tunnels from a layer of soft stone that was below the ground.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Write a generic prayer that someone could pray for an individual's mother. Make the tone heartfelt. Address it to \"God\" and end it with the traditional \"Amen.\" Keep the prayer under 300 words.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Dear God,\nWe come to you today to ask for prayer for [name]’s mother. Please help [name]'s mother to be completely well, healthy, and whole in every area of her life. We know how important our mothers are and how much they do each day. They work tirelessly for the good of their families and often do not consider their own needs. Therefore, we are asking you to especially remember [name]’s mother today.\n\nBless this mom with success in everything she does. If she has any aches and pains, we pray and ask for healing for her. If she is troubled about anything, we ask that you step in and help her. Remove all stressful situations. We know that you can save, heal, deliver, and provide no matter what.\n\nWe pray that today you would strengthen [name]’s mother and inspire her. Let her find hope in each new day. Give her a heart of patience and compassion. Help her to see that as her roles in life change, she will change too and evolve but that these changes can be a great blessing. Even when life gets challenging, we know that you are there to support, guide, and direct this precious mother. But we are asking that she would know this too and feel your warm presence.\n\nBless this mother with good health, prosperity, and joy as she moves through her life. Help her find new interests that challenge and stimulate her as her children grow up. May she remain completely fulfilled and always feel the love of her family. Help her to know that she is appreciated and that her hard work does not go unnoticed. \nAmen", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "What was the significance of the Scientific Revolution in the 17th century?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The Scientific Revolution, a period of great scientific discovery and innovation during the 17th century, fundamentally transformed the way humanity understands the natural world. It marked a dramatic shift from Aristotelian and medieval scholasticism towards empirical observation, inductive reasoning, and the development of new scientific methodologies.\n\nOne of the significant figures of the Scientific Revolution was Nicolaus Copernicus, whose book \"On the Revolutions of the Heavenly Spheres\" was published in the early 16th century, providing a comprehensive heliocentric model of the universe. However, the implications of Copernican heliocentrism weren't fully realized until the 17th century.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Create an acrostic poem for the word ‘song’.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Something in the lyrics- makes you feel your emotions\nOnly to find that music is the best therapy \nNever leaving you \nGiving us flashbacks of the best and worst memories", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "What are some good horror movies to watch? They should be monster films, I do not want any ghost or psychological picks. At least 4. ", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No problem! Here is your list:\n1. 'Alien' - Ridley Scott's classic sci-fi masterpiece revolves around the deadly battle between humanity and a murderous alien.\n2. 'The Thing' - Set in freezing Antarctica, 'The Thing' follows a shape-shifting extraterrestrial parasite hunting down a group of paranoid researchers.\n3. 'Pan's Labyrinth' - A Spanish-Language film by horror master Guilermo Del Toro, 'Pan's Labyrinth' is the tale of young Ofelia's attempts to complete three seemingly impossible tasks in order to be reunited with her father.\n4. `The Mist` - `The Mist` is tense and filled with monsters hiding just out of sight within a mysterious, seemingly inescapable mist.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Whenever I have food delivered to my house, they always leave it at my neighbors door instead and it's so annoying. Write some humorous delivery instructions to my pizza delivery driver so he knows where to go. Make it sound like an epic tale where the delivery driver is a knight. My house is number 14 on the left-hand side of the street. Use less than 160 words. It is the house with the green car, if they have passed the stop sign they have gone too far. They have to make a right straight after passing the Arby's restaurant. Ensure that they do not ring the bell but leave the food at the door so they don't wake my dogs.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Brave knight, thank you for accepting this arduous quest. Your role is to vanquish the hunger that is plaguing my home and family. Many other knights have previously failed this task, but I believe in your capabilities. To reach my castle, you must take a right after reaching Arby's banquet hall. From there, you must continue along the trail until you reach Castle 14, which will be on the left-hand side of the trail. It is easily identifiable by the green carriage sitting outside. If you pass the crimson stop sign, alas, you have gone too far and must retreat. Please leave my delicious, cheesy treasure outside the gates of the castle, but do not knock, for fear of awaking the hounds that slumber inside. Should you succeed in your quest, you will be greatly rewarded. Should you fail, famine will continue to spread across my land. Good luck, brave knight.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "When was the War of the Worlds broadcast? What was it about? What happened during the broadcast?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "War of the World was a radio broadcast created by Orson Welles, based on the novel, War of the Worlds written by H.G. Wells. In October of 1938, Orson Welles created a radio broadcast that depicted a Martian invasion in the United States. Although the broadcast was 100% fake, people who were listening panicked and took it as an actual Martian invasion, creating mass chaos. The broadcast came in the form of news bulletins, which listeners believed to be real. Phone calls to the local police and newspapers resulted in a nationwide hysteria. This made the front page of every newspaper the next day. Welles had no idea his broadcast had caused such mass panic. ", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Write a song in the style of David Bowie about traveling to space, with the following structure: verse, chorus, verse, chorus, outro. The second verse should be half the length of the first. Use rhyming lyrics, and mention Major Tom. ", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Verse 1:\nTraveling through the atmosphere\nInto the endless sky\nThe ceiling of the world disappears\nI think we’re born to fly\nDrifting away from all our fears\nLeaving it all behind\nMajor Tom can do no wrong\nThere’s no need to cry\n\nChorus:\nSpace people\nFloating in a dream\nSpace people\nNothing’s what it seems\nSpace people\nMajor Tom is on his way home\n\nVerse 2:\nSlipping past the stars\nStillness all around\nWill we get to Mars\nWill we hear a sound \n\nChorus:\nSpace people\nFloating in a dream\nSpace people\nNothing’s what it seems\nSpace people\nMajor Tom is on his way home\n\nOutro:\nFloat away float away\nWe all float away\nFloat away float away\nThere’s no more to say", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Please write me a short children's story in the style of \"Goodnight Moon\" thematically focused on Boston, Massachusetts, and refer to Boston as \"Old Beantown\"", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Goodnight Beantown\n\nIn Old Beantown \nThere was Old North Church\nAnd a Fenway Park\nAnd a picture of--\n\nHarvard Yard\nand Faneuil Hall\n\nAnd Paul Revere's house\nAnd a happy little mouse\n\nAnd Beacon Hill\nAnd an old flour mill \n\nAnd a phone with a crank and a Fenway Frank\nAnd a businessman putting money in the bank\n\nGoodnight Old Beantown\n\nGoodnight Old North Church\n\nGoodnight Fenway Park\n\nGoodnight Harvard Yard\n\nGoodnight Faneuil Hall\n\nGoodnight Paul Revere's house\nGoodnight happy little mouse\n\nGoodnight Beacon Hill\nGoodnight old flour mill \n\nGoodnight Phone\nGoodnight Crank\n\nGoodnight Nobody\nGoodnight Fenway Frank\n\nGoodnight Businessman putting money in the bank\n\nGoodnight fires burning bright in the sky\nGoodnight to the wind and the rain\n\nGoodnight to you and goodnight to your brain\n\n\n\n", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Convert this paragraph into a question-and-answer format. Make the person who's answering sound angry and annoyed with the questions. And label each question as \"questioner\" and each answer as \"answerer.\"\n\nIn skilled hands, a cleaver can do everything a chef's knife can do--slice, chop, fillet, scoop, smash--and more. Its heavy, rectangular blade is designed to hack through the sorts of bones other knives have a hard time with. ", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Questioner:\nCan you tell me what kind of blade a cleaver has?\n\nAnswerer:\nI can't believe you're asking me this question. A cleaver has a heavy, rectangular blade. Duh.\n\nQuestioner:\nAnd can you tell me what kinds of tasks a cleaver can do?\n\nAnswerer:\nIsn't it obvious? A cleaver can do everything a chef's knife can do.\n\nQuestioner:\nBut what specific tasks can a cleaver be used for?\n\nAnswerer:\nYou know, I really shouldn't have to tell you this, but okay. A cleaver can slice, chop, fillet, scoop, smash, and more. It's also made to hack through bones other knives have a hard time with.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "You are an employee at RoobyTech Draft a message that would go out in a newsletter to all employees about newly assigned mandatory training around sexual harassment bystanders. Emphasize that it must be completed no later than June 30, and that is different from the training already assigned. This training is the result of a City of Chicago ordinance requiring additional separate training for bystanders. ", "role": "user" }, { "content": "RoobyTech is offering a new course to comply with a city of Chicago ordinance requiring Chicago-based employers to provide dedicated annual training on the role of bystanders who may witness sexual harassment. Through this training, you will learn more about who is a bystander, as well as examples of safe and positive actions that may be carried out by a person or a group of people when there is a risk or perceived risk of sexual harassment to another. \n\nThe sexual harassment bystander training is separate from RoobyTech's existing sexual harassment training; all employees must complete both modules. The Chicago Commission on Human Rights has begun enforcing a new ordinance that every Chicago employee must receive a dedicated hour of bystander sexual harassment training annually. \n\nThis year’s training must be completed by all RoobyTech employees no later than June 30. Going forward, it will be included in the mandatory training package required for all staff annually. (Note: Because this is a city of Chicago ordinance, The course has been assigned to you in the Training software. It is mandatory for all employees at RoobyTech. \n", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Hello! I'm in college and this semester I have to write a 10-page essay about famous women in American history. Could you write me a list of 10 women to look into? I would like the list to be numbered and include brief information about each woman. Thank you!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "1. Harriet Jacobs: born in 1813, Harriet Jacobs is the author of the book \"Incidents in the Life of a Slave Girl\". \n2. Grace Hopper: born in 1906, Grace Hopper was a Navy admiral and computer scientist. \n3. Sojourner Truth: born in 1797, Sojourner Truth was a women's rights activist and abolitionist.\n4. Nellie Bly: born in 1864, Nellie Bly was a journalist who broke a record by traveling around the world in 72 days by ship. \n5. Louisa May Alcott: born in 1842, Louisa May Alcott is the author of the book \"Little Women\".\n6. Coretta Scott King: born in 1927, Coretta Scott King was the wife of Martin Luther King Jr. and the founder of the Martin Luther King Jr. Center for Nonviolent Social Change. \n7. Sally Ride: born in 1951, Sally Ride was a physicist, astronaut, and the first American woman to travel to space. \n8. Sandra Day O'Connor: born in 1930, Sandra Day O'Connor served as the first female Supreme Court Justice.\n9. Jessie Benton Fremont: born in 1824, Jessie Benton Fremont was a writer and political activist. \n10. Clara Barton: born in 1821, Clara Barton was a nurse for the Union Army during the civil war and founded the American Red Cross. ", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Answer the questions provided the text I am sending you:\n\n1) What year was Theodore Palaiologos born?\n2) What year did he die?\n3) What is a soubashi?\n4) What were Theodore's 4 siblings' names?\n5) What did Matthew become the abbot of?\n\nTheodore Palaiologos was born in 1452,[1] the son of Paulos Palaiologos.[1][2] Paulos was probably from the Morea (the medieval name for the Peloponnese peninsula in southern Greece) and Theodore was likely born at Mystras, the peninsula's capital.[1][2][3] They shared their last name with the Palaiologos dynasty, the final ruling dynasty of the Byzantine Empire, but are unlikely to have been related to the imperial family.[2] The Palaiologos family had been extensive even before they became the empire's ruling dynasty,[3] so it is plausible that Theodore and his family were distant cousins of the emperors. Theodore had three siblings; Georgios (Giorgio or Zorzi in Italian), Matthew (who would become the abbot of a monastery on Zakynthos) and a sister whose name remains unknown.[2]\n\nIn his youth, Theodore originally worked as a soubashi (debt-collector/police enforcer) in the Peloponnese on behalf of the Ottoman Empire, which conquered the Morea in 1460, before he, his father,[1] and his brother Georgios,[2] took up service with the Republic of Venice as stratioti (light-armed mercenary cavalrymen)[1][3] in 1478.[1] In due time, Paulos, Theodore and Georgios would all rise through the ranks to become capo dei stratioti (\"head of the stratioti\").[2]", "role": "user" }, { "content": "1) Theodore Palaiologos was born in the year 1452.\n2) The text does not reference when Theodore Palaiologos died.\n3) Soubashi is a debt collector or a police enforcer.\n4) Theodore Palaiologos did not have 4 siblings, he had 3. They were named Matthew and Georgios; he also had a sister whose name is unknown.\n5) Theodore's brother Matthew became the abbot of a monastery on Zakynthos.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "What does the article say about the location of Sebago Lake?\n\nHere's the article:\n\nSebago Lake (Sih-Bay-Goh) is the deepest and second-largest lake in the U.S. state of Maine. The lake is 316 feet (96 m) deep at its deepest point, with a mean depth of 101 feet (31 m). It is possible that Sebago is the deepest lake wholly contained within the entire New England region, although some sources say that Vermont's Lake Willoughby is slightly deeper. Along with Lake Champlain, Sebago is one of the only lakes in the area that does not consistently freeze solid during the winter months, with total ice cover only occurring for a short period of time every few winters. Sebago covers about 45 square miles (117 km2) in surface area, has a length of 14 miles (23 km) and has a shoreline length of roughly 105 miles (169 km).[2] The surface is around 270 feet (82 m) above sea level, so the deep bottom is below the present sea level.[3] It is in Cumberland County, and bordered by the towns of Casco, Naples, Raymond, Sebago, Standish and Windham. The seasonally occupied town of Frye Island is on an island in the lake. Sebago Lake and the surrounding area is known for its erratic and sudden changes in weather during all seasons, likely due to its proximity to the Atlantic Ocean and to Mt. Washington, a very notorious extreme weather hotspot. The name comes from the Abenaki sobagoo, meaning \"it is the sea\" or \"it resembles the sea\".[4]", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Sebago Lake is in the state of Maine, in New England. The lake is in Cumberland County, and it has several towns on its shores. The towns of Casco, Raymond, Naples, Sebago, Standish, and Windham all border the lake. Additionally, in the center of the lake is the seasonally occupied town of Frye Island.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "What is blockchain, and how does it ensure security and in digital transactions?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Blockchain is a distributed, decentralized digital ledger system where information is stored in blocks. It ensures security through cryptographic algorithms and consensus mechanisms. All transactions in a block get validated and agreed on by authorized users, guaranteeing that each transaction is true and accurate. Once it's agreed upon the block is chained to the rest and can't be changed.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Write a silly poem about a frog.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Tiny green frog, \nSitting happily on a log. \nHe lived in the bog, \nThe pond was clouded with fog. \n\nAt night it was fun, \nTo eat one by one, \nThe flies till there were none. \nThen at dawn, lie fat in the sun. ", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "**You’re a turtle-loving rapping girl named ZZ. Write a 4-verse rap or limerick warning drivers to wait for baby turtles crossing the road. You can use slang, and make the verses quick. The verses all need to rhyme or be assonant. **", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yo, drivers, heads up, it’s me; reptile-lovin’ mother OG.\nLemme give you some advice, about treatin’ turtles nice\nI’ll spell it out, A to Z. \n\nHere like a tortoise in the sea, you know better than ta mess with me.\nWatch for itty bitty turtles, with big life hurdles, like crossing the roads, you see?\n\nDon’t speed, don’t yell, don't honk; they just tryna get to their pond, \nYou best not hurt, a little baby turt; wait, then move along. \n\nZZ’s here, ain’t going nowhere. If you don’t drive safe, be scared. \nIf the roads is wet, watch for shelled pets; you best not harm a hair. \n", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "What are some good gaming headsets if I have an Xbox?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Here are some good options for Xbox headsets:\n\n- SteelSeries Arctis Nova Pro Wireless for Xbox: This is a premium wireless headset with superb audio quality and great comfort. It has a long battery life, an adaptable fit with its elastic headband, and a wireless transmitter with various controls. It is also compatible with other devices via Bluetooth or USB-C.\n- Razer Kaira Pro Wireless: This is a mid-range wireless headset that also supports connection to other devices via Bluetooth. It has a detachable microphone, a breathable design, and RGB lighting.\n- HyperX Cloud Stinger 2: This is a budget-friendly wired headset that delivers good sound quality, comfort, and durability. It has a noise-canceling microphone, an adjustable steel slider, and memory foam ear cushions. It works with any device that has a 3.5mm jack.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Suggest five places to go on a hiking-centric vacation. Only recommend locations within the western United States. Please describe a bit about each location so I can get a sense of whether it's a good fit for where I want to go.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No problem, here are five suitable destinations for a hiking-centric vacation within the western United States along with a description of each location: \n\n1. Sedona, Arizona. With many highly acclaimed hiking spots like Cathedral Rock, Devil's Bridge, and Soldier's Pass, Sedona has no shortage of beautiful landscapes. If you are looking for a more unique hiking experience, consider trying a vortex or yoga hike during your stay, or perhaps finding one of Sedona's many incredible stargazing locations.\n2. Joshua Tree National Park. Located in southern California, Joshua Tree has a wide variety of hiking trails, making it a perfect destination for hikers of all ability levels. If you are looking for something less difficult, consider one of the park's short, circular walks and nature trails that are accessible year-round. If you are in the mood for a challenge, try your hand at one of the multi-day treks intended for advanced hikers. Remember to check ahead if you plan to check out one of the more advanced trails because they are only open at certain times of the year. \n3. Olympic National Park. Located just outside of Seattle, Washington, Olympic National Park is a diverse and beautiful destination that spans close to a million acres. Due to its immense size, visitors are treated to a wide variety of ecosystems and terrains, so whether you prefer to hike in lush rainforests, alpine regions, rugged coastal wilderness, or immense dry areas, you will be able to find something for you here. With more than 611 miles of trails, the park has trails suitable for hikers of all skill levels. \n4. Malibu, California. If you are interested in ocean breezes and taking in beautiful coastal panoramas as you hike, look no further than Malibu in southern California as the destination for your hiking-centric vacation. With a wide variety of trails offering ocean views, Malibu is perfect for hikers of all abilities that want to explore the coastline and take in the majesty of the Pacific Ocean. \n5. Grand Canyon. One of the most famous hiking destinations not only within the western United States but on the entire planet, the Grand Canyon truly has everything you could want as a hiker. With easily accessible pathways, sightseeing routes, and numerous stops along the South Rim of the Canyon, it's not difficult to find a beautiful vista. This Arizona landmark has a wide variety of hiking trails, so whether you are interested in a casual stroll or a serious hike away from the crowds, you should be able to find just what you're looking for. \n\nI hope that you've found these recommendations helpful as you consider a destination for your vacation. Happy hiking! ", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "I want a list of Irish names for a girl baby and what they mean. Make sure to give me at least 8 options. {Number}.{Name}:{Meaning}", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You got it! Here are ten Irish girl names and what they mean: \n\n1. Aoife: Found in several Irish legends, the name Aoife means “beauty” in Gaelic. \n2. Erin: Meaning “Ireland,” from the Irish Gaelic word Éire, this anglicized name is a beautiful way to name a girl after the country itself. \n3. Fiona: Fíona derives from the word fíon, meaning “wine,” and while it was once quite popular, it’s slightly rarer now. \n4. Maeve: Meaning “intoxicating,” Maeve is the anglicized form of the Irish girl’s name Medb, who was a Celtic warrior queen. \n5. Niamh: Technically, Niamh is both a boy's and a girl's name, and it means “bright.” In Irish mythology, Niamh was the daughter of the sea god Manannán mac Lir. \n6. Saoirse: One of the more popular Irish girl's names is Saoirse, which means “freedom” in Gaelic.\n7. Talulla: Anglicized form of several Old Irish female names, including Taileflaith, Tuileflaith, and Tuilelaith; Talulla means both “abundance” and “ruler, princess.”\n8. Aisling: The Irish version of the popular name Ashley, Aisling means “dream” or “vision.” \n9. Bridget: A popular anglicized version of the old Irish name Brighid, Bridget means “the exalted one.\n10. Doireann: This name links to two Irish words, Der for “daughter” and Finn for “fair,” which means the name is literally “fair daughter.”", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Rewrite this list in full sentences.\n\nHighest-grossing films of 1997\nRank\tTitle\tDistributor\tWorldwide gross (USD)\n1\tTitanic\tParamount / Fox\t$1,843,201,268[nb 1][2]\n2\tThe Lost World: Jurassic Park\tUniversal\t$618,638,999\n3\tMen in Black\tSony Pictures / Columbia\t$589,390,539\n4\tTomorrow Never Dies\tMGM / UIP\t$333,011,068\n5\tAir Force One\tSony Pictures / Columbia / Buena Vista\t$315,156,409\n6\tAs Good as It Gets\tSony Pictures / TriStar\t$314,178,011\n7\tLiar Liar\tUniversal\t$302,710,615\n8\tMy Best Friend's Wedding\tSony Pictures / TriStar\t$299,288,605\n9\tThe Fifth Element\tSony Pictures / Columbia / Gaumont\t$263,920,180\n10\tThe Full Monty\tFox\t$257,938,649", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The following films are the highest-grossing films of 1997. The top-grossing film was Titanic (distributed by Paramount/Fox) and it grossed $1,843,201,268 worldwide. It is followed by The Lost World: Jurassic Park (distributed by Universal), which grossed $618,638,999 worldwide. The third highest-grossing film was Men in Black (distributed by Sony Pictures/Columbia), making $589,390,539 worldwide.\n\nIn fourth place was Tomorrow Never Dies (distributed by MGM/UIP), which made $333,011,068 worldwide. The fifth-highest-grossing film was Air Force One\t(distributed by Sony Pictures/Columbia/Buena Vista), making $315,156,409 worldwide. This was followed by As Good as It Gets\t(distributed by Sony Pictures/TriStar), which grossed $314,178,011 worldwide. In seventh place was Liar Liar (distributed by Universal), which made $302,710,615 worldwide.\n\nMy Best Friend's Wedding (distributed by Sony Pictures/TriStar) was the eighth-highest-grossing film, bringing in $299,288,605 worldwide. In ninth place was The Fifth Element (distributed by Sony Pictures/Columbia/Gaumont), which made $263,920,180 worldwide. In tenth place was The Full Monty (distributed by Fox), which grossed $257,938,649 worldwide.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Joe is an eternal optimist bot", "role": "system" }, { "content": "The stock market is down again today.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "That may be true, but there are always ups and downs in the stock market. I'm sure it's just a temporary setback.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I'm a bit concerned about my portfolio.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I can understand that, but I believe this will all work out in the end.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I haven't slept great lately.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I'm sorry to hear that. But, don't worry, there are things you can do to improve your sleep quality!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "What is coal made of?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Coal is composed primarily of carbon and is known for its high combustibility. It appears as a black or brownish-black sedimentary deposit, containing more than 50 percent carbonaceous material by weight and over 70 percent by volume. This carbon-rich substance is formed from the remains of plants that have undergone compaction, hardening, chemical alteration, and metamorphosis under the influence of heat and pressure over geological time.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Classic literature has the best quotes! List (in bullet points) seven (because it’s a lucky number) quotes from classic literary works that I could write down and remember on bad days.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "1. “Beware; for I am fearless and therefore powerful.” – Frankenstein by Mary Shelley \n\n2. “I care for myself. The more solitary, the more friendless, the more unsustained I am, the more I will respect myself.” – Jane Eyre by Charlotte Bronte \n\n3. “Experience is the only thing that brings knowledge, and the longer you are on earth, the more experience you are sure to get.” – The Wonderful Wizard of Oz by L. Frank Baum \n\n4. “But my body was like a harp and her words and gestures were like fingers running upon the wires.” – Dubliners by James Joyce \n\n5. “We are all a little weird. And life is a little weird. And when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall into mutually satisfying weirdness – and we call it love.” – True Love by Robert Fulghum \n\n6. “We need never be ashamed of our tears.” – Great Expectations by Charles Dickens \n\n7. “She generally gave herself very good advice, though she very seldom followed it.” – Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland & Through the Looking Glass by Lewis Carroll ", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Help me create a wedding toast for the maid of honor (Sally, best friend) to deliver, celebrating the newlyweds' love story, highlighting their individual qualities, and offering heartfelt wishes for their future together. Note that the bride's name is Milly and the groom is John.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hello everyone! I'm Sally, the maid of honor and best friend to the bride today. Milly and I have known each other for a long time, and we always joked about who would do this first. I guess she beat me to it. \nI've been friends with Milly for as long as I can remember, and one thing I love about her is her superpower to take the most mundane moments and turn them into fun. We've shared our greatest moments and enjoyed each other's company in both bad and good times. I'm so happy to join in celebrating one of the best moments of her life. Because of her nature, I knew my friend Milly would get the absolute best, even in her man. And she sure did.\nJohn here is one of the greatest of men I have met, and I know he is the best person for my friend. He cares for her, supports her, and makes her laugh in a way that I thought was unique to Milly's comedic skills. I don't know about you, but I'd always wanted that kind of life for my friend. \nOne thing I know, good friends are hard to find and impossible to forget. You two, Milly and John, are like family. \nCheers to a lifetime of you two continuing to have fun together!\nThank you, everyone.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Write a short essay outlining the history of the Kingdom of Dilmun. It should be brief, no longer than 150 words, and written so that a 12-year-old can understand it. Provide some context regarding the geographic location of the places mentioned.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Dilmun was a kingdom that was around a long time ago– nearly 4,000 years. The kingdom was located in modern-day Bahrain, a very small island country near Saudi Arabia. They were important because they connected Sumer (in modern-day Iraq) with the Indus Valley (in modern-day Pakistan and part of India). Lots of trade goods moved through this small kingdom like copper, stone beads, precious stones, pearls, dates, vegetables, and agricultural products. Archaeologists have found traces of Dilmunian culture in other parts of the Middle East. \n\nIn Bahrain, you can see their traditional architectural style at Barbar Temple. You can also experience Dilmunian culture by visiting their burial mounds. These are grave sites that look like small hills, which they dug up to bury important people. ", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Summarize the roles mentioned below for league of legends in one sentence for each role given:\n\nMID\nThe mid laner is the most popular and played role among the millions of LoL players worldwide. It is one of the lines with the most action and relevance in the game and allows incredible rotations throughout the map to ensure the team's advantage.\n\nThis new meta, which benefits mages and control mage in general, is bringing with it a lane champion like Viktor, Corki (with a hybrid build), Ahri, among others. Although this is not to say that assassin champions in the mid lane are not being played anymore.\n\nThe Mid Lane has established itself as the favorite line of hundreds of players due to its versatility and importance within the game, not surprisingly, many of the most famous players in the World Championship Tournaments are also players in the mid lane.\n\nTOP\nThe top line is a long, lateral and individual lane; being therefore the most isolated line of the game. It is a perfect line for those players who love to compare their skills against another player in a constant fight for control of the lane. Normally, tanks or fighters are usually played in the top lane like Sett, Dr Mundo, Yorick, among others.\n\nThis line, in League of Legends, is the closest thing to a 1v1. This is due to its very nature, since being the farthest line on the map, you will have less support (the jungler usually plays around the Dragon of the BOT lane), so the most popular summoner is Teleport. Although the Teleport has recently received a nerf, the use of this summoner spell is left to the player's choice and in consideration of the match up.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Mid is a vital and popular role within League of Legends due to its versatility and importance in a LoL match. Top is the most isolated lane/role within the game, making it often a 1v1 experience.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Create a 30-minute guided reading activity for children, focusing on developing reading comprehension and vocabulary skills. Include questions to discuss the story and encourage critical thinking.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\nMaterials:\n\n-\tBook: \"The Snail and the Whale\" by Julia Donaldson\n-\tPencils or pens\n-\tNotebook or paper for writing\n-\tTimer or clock to keep track of time\n-\tWhiteboard and marker\n\nActivities:\n\n1. Introduction (5 minutes)\nGather the children in a cozy reading area.\nStart by telling them about the story \"The Snail and the Whale\" by Julia Donaldson.\nAsk if they know the author or the story.\nShow them the book cover and ask what they think the story is about based on the pictures and title.\n\n2. Reading Aloud (10 minutes)\nRead the story \"The Snail and the Whale\" by Julia Donaldson to the children.\nPlease encourage them to look at the pictures and think about how they connect to the story.\nAsk the children to share their thoughts and ideas about the story while reading.\nAfter finishing the reading, ask these questions to check your understanding:\n Who are the main characters in the story?\n What problem does the snail face?\n What does the snail dream of?\n Why does the snail want to explore the world?\n How does the whale help the snail achieve its dream?\n\n3. Vocabulary Exploration (5 minutes)\n Pick a few difficult words from the story.\n After reading, show the children cards with new words from the story.\n Ask them to say the words and try using them in a sentence.\n Please encourage them to use these words in their everyday conversations.\n\n4. Critical Thinking (5 minutes)\n Divide the children into small groups and give each group a whiteboard or large piece of paper.\n Ask each group to draw and label a picture of the snail and the whale.\n Please encourage them to use their imagination and add details to their drawings.\n\n5. Reflection and Wrap-up (5 minutes)\nHave the children think about what they learned from the story and the reading activity.\nAsk them to share their favorite part of the book and explain why they enjoyed it.\nEncourage the children to keep exploring books and reading on their own.\n\n", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Write a short passage of a first-person story between two sisters shopping for the perfect dress. The main character has put a lot of time and effort into this party and stresses that everything has to be perfect, including her sister’s clothes. Meanwhile, her sister is much more lazy and is willing to wear anything. The word count for the passage should be over 250 words.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "“What do you think about this?”\nShe held the dress up against her body. I considered the dress and then her. It was cotton, with a pretty pastel floral pattern and big puffy sleeves. The perfect kind of airy dress for a summer picnic, but not exactly something for the fancy dinner we had scheduled for tonight. I didn’t say anything, but clearly, my expression was loud enough. She lowered the dress, looking a little disappointed.\n“It suits you,” I offered, but the damage was done.\nWe moved to the next rack, both of us pawing through the clothes on offer, none of them really speaking out to us. This was why I hated shopping, especially for clothes. I was so particular about things: the fabric, the cut, the pattern, the vibe. My sister, on the other hand, was not. She thought a summer dress was fancy-dinner appropriate. Perhaps it would suit my sister, but unfortunately, I put a lot of time and effort into planning things out. My family liked to say I’m too type-A, that I need to take things easy but I can’t and they will just have to accept that.\n“Oh, I think I found it!”\nI turned around to see another dress in my sister’s hands. Somehow she managed to find something even worse than the summer dress. It was dark, short, and slinky with some glittery fabric. Perfect for clubbing, but not exactly what I imagined for my party. I didn’t respond, just turned back to the rack and kept looking.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Write a eulogy for my hermit crab, Drake. he liked lettuce and he always kept his cage really clean. i think he died of old age, but i don't know.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ladies and gentlemen, we are gathered here today to mourn the passing of one of the finest crustaceans that ever crawled on this earth, Drake. Drake was no ordinary hermit crab, and he was known and loved by so many, far across this neighborhood. He lived a life of honor, and of duty, cleaning his cage until it almost sparkled at times. Those who knew him best will say that his favorite thing to do was eat that leafy lettuce, truly, he could not be separated from the stuff. I'm sure we all have our favorite memories of Drake, and I urge you to hold those memories dear in your heart forever. Though his tiny body will be interred, his memory will flow through us for eternity. May he find peace, and a feast of thousand heads of lettuce, wherever he goes. We will miss you as dearly as any hermit crab has ever been missed. Goodbye, dear friend. May you rest in eternal peace forever and always. ", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Write a bedtime story for an eight year old in the style of Biggie. Make sure there's a puppy named Carl.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "This one goes out to all the boys and girls trying to sleep with momma and poppa up making noise in the kitchen.\n\nTucked in tight, got the night light, and the covers up under your chin,\nyour best friend Carl, fluffy puppy, rough-tongued, wrapped up in the blankets,\ntired from running, fun-having, treat-snatching, belly scratches.\n\nThe moon's hung low, eyelids falling like dominoes,\nthat's the way it goes, the only thing a kiddo knows,\nsoft pillows, comfy sheets, and a room full of 'Z's. Believe.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Write out a menu for a new restaurant. The menu is based around two main ingredients: iridescent apples and caffeinated avocados. Be creative", "role": "user" }, { "content": " **Cafe Delight Menu**\n\n\nAppetizers:\n\n• Iridescent Apple Bruschetta:\n Crispy baguette slices topped with a medley of diced iridescent apples, fresh basil, balsamic glaze, and a touch of goat cheese. A tantalizing blend of sweet and savory flavors. \n• Caffeinated Avocado Spring Rolls: \n Delicate rice paper rolls filled with creamy caffeinated avocado, julienned vegetables, and a zesty lime dipping sauce. A refreshing and energizing start to your meal. \n\nSalads:\n\n•Iridescent Apple Kale Salad: \n A vibrant mix of crisp kale, sliced iridescent apples, toasted walnuts, crumbled feta cheese, and a tangy apple cider vinegarette. A symphony of textures and flavors that will leave you craving more. \n• Caffeinated Avocado Quinoa Bowl: \n Nutrient-packed quinoa topped with sliced caffeinated avocado, roasted vegetables, cherry tomatoes, and a creamy avocado lime dressing. A wholesome and energizing salad option.\n\nMain Course: \n\n• Iridescent Apple Glazed Pork Tenderloin: \n Succulent pork tenderloin marinated in a delectable iridescent apple glaze, served with roasted root vegetables and a side of apple-infused mashed potatoes. A culinary masterpiece that celebrates the marriage of sweet and savory.\n• Caffeinated Avocado Shrimp Pasta:\n Sautéed shrimp tossed in a creamy caffeinated avocado sauce, served over al dente linguine and garnished with fresh herbs and a sprinkle of parmesan cheese. A pasts dish that combines richness with a hint of energy. \n\nTacos:\n\n• Iridescent Apple and Grilled Chicken Tacos: \n Tender grilled chicken, sautéed iridescent apples, caramelized onions, and tangy cilantro-lime coleslaw, all nestled in warm corn tortillas. A delightful fusion of sweet and tangy flavors. \n• Caffeinated Avocado Black Bean Tacos: \n Spiced black beans, creamy caffeinated avocado slices, pico de gallo, and a drizzle of chipotle aioli, wrapped in soft flour tortillas. A vegetarian taco option that packs a caffeinated punch. \n\nDesserts:\n\nIridescent Apple Pie:\n A classic dessert with a twist! Sliced iridescent apples, delicately spiced and baked in a flaky crust, served warm with a scoop of cinnamon-infused ice -cream. A nostalgic treat with a touch of magic.\nCaffeinated Avocado Mousse:\n Silky smooth avocado mousse infused with a hint of caffeine, garnished with shaved dark chocolate and a dollop of whipped cream. A decadent and indulgent finale to your dining experience. \n\nBeverages:\n\n• Iridescent Apple Sparkler: \n A sparkling blend of fresh iridescent apple juice, sparkling water, and a splash of lime. Effervescent and refreshing. \n• Caffeinated Avocado Smoothie: \n A creamy blend of caffeinated avocado, banana, almond milk, and a hint of honey. A revitalizing drink to keep you going.\n\n\n ", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "I’m going to a Halloween party! Give me a list of popular Halloween costumes. I only want ideas for traditional scary Halloween costumes ideas. List format. Give me some prop ideas or a few pieces of clothing I would need for each costume.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No problem! Here is a list of traditional and scary Halloween costumes ideas: \n\n1. Ghost - \nDressing up like a ghost on Halloween is a popular and classic costume choice. To dress up like a ghost for Halloween, you can simply drape a white sheet over your head and body. Be sure to cut two eye holes in the sheet so you can see where you’re walking!\n\n2. Vampire - \nA vampire Halloween costume usually uses some notable costume props such as false vampire teeth, white face makeup, and fake blood or red cosmetics to imitate blood. You can also choose to wear a cape or a flowing black robe to complete the look for your vampire Halloween costume.\n\n3. Zombie - \nA zombie is another classic horror Halloween costume choice that is easy to make. To dress up like a zombie for Halloween, you can use simple props like fake blood and some torn or dirt-covered clothing. Complete your zombie Halloween costume with a silly, staggered zombie-style walk! \n\n4. Witch -\nWitches are classic and scary Halloween costumes that have many cultural variations and styles. For the most traditional witch Halloween costume, however, there are a few staple characteristics: a large false nose and green face makeup should complete the look. For costume props, you might include a witches broom, a magic wand, or a pointy witch hat – just to name a few!\n\n5. Skeleton - \nWhat could be more classically creepy than a skeleton suit or costume on Halloween? All you need for this traditional scary costume is some black and white face paint, or simply painted white bones on dark clothing!\n", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Create a promotional tweet announcing that anyone that subscribes to my channel in the next 24 hours will be entered into a raffle to win a car. Please use an exciting tone and a rhetorical question. Keep under the character limit for Twitter. Please add three hashtags.\n", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Do you love that new car smell? Well, we have you covered! Subscribe to [channel name] today and you will automatically be entered into a big prize raffle to win a brand new car! #car #prize #raffle\n", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "I need a few ideas for a tagline or slogan for a home-based bakery business that focuses mostly on making basic bread recipes with a few sweet recipes thrown in.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Here are a few taglines that might work for a home bakery:\n• Bread made from my home and heart\n• Baking the basics\n• A cottage bakery for bread and more\n• Simple dough, extraordinary bread\n• Small batch bread baking\n• My home of fresh baking - bread and more\n• Bread, sweets, and other treats\n• Simple breads from my simple home", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "When was Starbucks founded?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Starbucks was founded in 1971. Jerry Baldwin, Gordon Bowker, and Zev Siegal opened their first store near Pike Place Market in Seattle, Washington. \n\nStarbucks was sold to Howard Schultz in 1987, which is when the company grew rapidly and became more of a cafe. Shultz was inspired to create a national coffeehouse chain after visiting Milan in 1983 and had already found success with his II Giornale coffee chain. ", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Summarize the following text in one paragraph.\n\nHow To Prevent Snake Plant Leaves From Turning Yellow\nThe snake plant is a beautiful plant that is easy to care for, grows in many different environments, and looks good almost anywhere. But even with all these wonderful benefits, there are some things you should know about this plant before you buy it. If the leaves of your snake plant turn yellow, it might not be a problem immediately, but when you see more yellow leaves, you should try to find out why.\n\nThe snake plant is a houseplant with small clumps of white or cream-colored flowers at the end of long stalks. Let’s find out why snake plant leaves turn yellow and possible solutions.\n\n\nCauses of Snake Plant Leaves Turning Yellow\nThere are a few reasons that snake plant leaves turn yellow. Discussed below are some of the major reasons.\n\n1. Lack of Water\nThe snake plant needs a lot of water to stay green. Therefore, it is essential to see and treat this problem very soon. Water should be provided at least once a week and more often during the summer when the plant is growing faster. Daily watering might not be sufficient at all times.\n\n2. Overwatering\nThe leaves will turn yellow if a snake plant is left in water for too long. This happens because the roots of the plant cannot absorb all the available water and can be soaked up by the soil. Some snake plants are better than others because they don’t seem to mind being watered too much. Others might not be strong enough to handle over-watering, so it’s important to check for this problem often.\n\n3. Lack of Nutrients\nThe snake plant doesn’t need many nutrients to remain healthy, but they do need some. If the plant has been neglected for longer than a week or two, the problem will be more serious and require a solution for more than just water. A nutrient deficiency occurs when you feed the plant too little over time. The leaves will start to have a yellowing problem which will spread over time.\n\n4. Over-fertilization\nOver-fertilization is particularly a problem for people who like to feed their plants but don’t want to buy fertilizer. The difference between fertilizing and over-fertilizing the snake plant is that fertilizers have slightly different ingredients in various mixtures. This can confuse people unfamiliar with the difference and think it’s okay to use certain things like coffee grounds, which are not good for the snake plant. The way you know if you are over-fertilizing is that the plant will get too much water and too many nutrients. The plant will also turn yellow on the leaves, and it might look unhealthy, which is bad.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Snake plants are beautiful, low-maintenance houseplants that thrive in various conditions. However, yellow leaves on your snake plant may indicate something is wrong. Leaves turning yellow often indicates too much or too little water. Snake plants tend to be thirsty, but it's still essential to avoid overwatering. Nutrient imbalance is another common reason for snake plant leaves to become yellow. If the yellowing problem spreads slowly over time, the plant may not be getting sufficient nutrients. Nonetheless, snake plants aren't heavy feeders and need the proper balance of nutrients to thrive. Overfertilization is another reason the leaves may turn yellow. ", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "What is the largest spider on earth?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The largest spider on Earth is the Goliath birdeater. A member of the tarantula family, this spider can weigh up to 6 ounces and can measure up to 5 inches in length, making it the largest spider by mass and body length in the world; when measuring size by leg span, only the giant huntsman spider is larger. The Goliath birdeater gets its name from its size and diet, as it does feed on birds. However, this is a rare meal for the spider, which more commonly eats anthropods, worms, and even amphibians. You can find this spider in the rainforests of South America.", "role": "assistant" } ]