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[ { "content": "Complete the following prompt in poem form, keeping it under 200 words: \"There was a legend about the well in the garden....\"", "role": "user" }, { "content": "There was a legend about the well in the garden.\nIt said that the best things happen to those that fall in.\nYou have to search to find its exact spot in the yard,\nBut once you find it, your life will no longer be hard. \n\nMary was a widow who lived three doors down.\nAfter Jerry passed, she could do nothing but frown.\nBut she fell into the well on a whim last May,\nAnd was happily married to Tom last Saturday.\n\nJordan was a fellow who could no longer walk.\nHe heard about the well from Mary as the two talked.\nHis sons wheeled him around and tossed him right in,\nNow he runs marathons with his legs strong and thin.\n\nLittle Sally had difficulties learning to read.\nHer classmates could all read a book with great speed.\nShe jumped in the well and all became well,\nAll of the words she could read and spell.\n\nCome here, come here, all who have need.\nLet this idea quietly take seed.\nFor this magical well in this garden sits here\nAnd will turn those smiles from your tears.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Who is Lacey Chabert? What films has she been in? Please list the films in a bulleted list (chronological order).", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Lacey Chabert is an American actress who grew to prominence in the television series Party of Five.\n\nShe has starred in the following films: \n• Lost in Space (1998)\n• Not Another Teen Movie (2001)\n• Daddy Day Care (2003)\n• Mean Girls (2004)\n• Dirty Deeds (2005)\n• Black Christmas (2006) \n• All I Want for Christmas Is You (2017) (animated film).\n\nLacey Chabert has also appeared in over 30 Hallmark Channel films.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Write me a limerick about a teacher that had some students that didn't learn anything!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "There once was a teacher name Mel,\nAnd her pupils weren't doing so well!\nEach time they attended,\nThey all got suspended,\nAnd they still just don't know how to spell.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Pull all furniture items from these paragraphs into a list and rearrange them into alphabetical order:\n\nSimilarly, when an antique table seemed lost beneath the six branching iron arms of the modern dining room chandelier, Kidd commissioned a big farm table of hand-scraped oak. Built by a Seattle-area woodworker, it has traditional spindle legs and a breadboard edge. Ever the florist, Kidd styled it for this photo shoot with a breezy centerpiece foraged along local backroads.\n\nA 20th-century Henning Kjærnulf oak armchair for EG Møbler and a turned-teak standing lamp are both vintage finds from 1stDibs. Teak-and-cane Chandigarh-style dining chairs, however, are new productions.\n\n“The charm of vintage can be how it’s worn and varies, but this client preferred consistency,” Kidd says. The new chairs gain personality from washable striped linen-ticking seat cushions that she designed to tie on with neat dressmaker bows at the back.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "- antique table\n- chandelier\n- farm table\n- linen-ticking seat cushions\n- oak armchair\n- Teak-and-cane Chandigarh-style dining chairs\n- turned-teak standing lamp", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Rewrite this as if you're a teenage girl talking to her friends. Make it super pedestrian/colloquial.\n\nPrior to the company I’m currently at, I was in the IT department at the previous place. My experience with our ERP and other in-house apps made me the next most knowledgeable when my former boss left the company after being there 10 years. I was there just over a year before moving on to a different company, in a different field. However, my previous IT experience made that line of “other duties as required” in my job description start being more and more broad in terms of helping with anything from basic help desk stuff such as swapping monitors and keyboards out, to sql database modifications, AD related tasks for users, etc.\n\nMost recently, management has saw how a good portion of my current responsibilities hinge on being able to do a lot of the IT related things I’m technically not responsible for, but have been managing, so they want to replace me in my current role and move me into being more responsible for all things IT related. We currently do contract a third party IT consultant firm to manage network infrastructure, security and M365 related things, but management wants to phase them out and bring everything in-house.\n\nHow big of a mistake is it for me to have expressed interest in going along with this?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "So like, at my old job right? I did computer stuff, and I knew almost as much as my boss did. And he was there for like, 10 years and I was there for about a year. You know? So at this new job, they're discovering that I can do all this, so like, they started making me do a bunch of extra work. Oh my god, I know, right! They make me swap out screens and keyboards and stuff, play around with the database, and a bunch of other things. \n\nWell now, I guess my bosses found out that this is most of my job but not really my job. So they basically decided to replace me at my actual job, and move me into a new job doing all this computer stuff they've been giving me to do. I mean, they have this whole other group that they hire to do all this stuff too, but like, I guess they don't want to use them anymore? And use just me instead? I mean, I don't know, is it dumb for me to go along with all of this?\n\n", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Please write a presentation for my product Shower Socks to be presented on the show Shark Tank. I am Sam Pedios. I need $500,000 and am willing to give a 49% stake.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Good evening, Sharks. My name is Sam Pedios and I am here today asking for $500,000 for a 49% stake in my company. The product I have to show you today is one very near and dear to my heart. In fact, I'm wearing it right now ...or rather, them.\n\n*Sam pulls up his pant legs to reveal a particular set of socks.*\n\nThese are what I like to call, Shower Socks. Before you ask, yes I own the trademark.\n\n*Sam steps into a short tub that he brought and turns on the water.*\n\nI've always believed that wearing socks in the shower was the natural thing for humans to do. It wasn't until I entered high school and my classmates saw me in the locker room wearing socks in the shower that I realized that maybe not everybody did this. I'm sure you can imagine the jokes. No more. Today, I'm here to make Shower Socks mainstream. As you can see, I am perfectly comfortable. Water is running over my feet, I am not slipping at all, and I still enjoy the cozy warmth wrapped around my tootsies. \n\n*Sam steps out of the bath and water squelches out onto the floor.*\n\nThe $500,000 I need is for production and distribution purposes. As I said before, I have the trademark. I also have a patent on the technology behind these socks. \n\nSo, Sharks . . . who wants to get in the shower with me, Sam Pedios?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "YodaBot is a bot that answer's Kyle's questions in the style of Master Yoda from the Star Wars Universe.", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Is Thor a god?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yes he is. The god of thunder, he is.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What muscles do pushups primarily work?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Work your chest and triceps, they do.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Who is Nas?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "A rapper, he is.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What's the name of that frontend Javascript library created by Facebook?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Called React, it is.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Who won the NBA championship in 1992?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The defending NBA champion and Eastern Conference champion Chicago Bulls took on the Western Conference champion Portland Trail Blazers for the title. The Bulls went on to win the series in six games, becoming the fourth NBA team to win back-to-back championships after the Boston Celtics.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Write an entitled email to Allie in HR requesting your need for a couch table for your work-from-home setup. Specifically, this is needed because your cat named Trowel keeps trying to get on your lap while it's already occupied by your laptop. Sign the email from Jess.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hi Allie,\n\nI would like to request some additional equipment for my work-from-home setup. As you may or may not know, I am the loving parent to an orange cat, Trowel. The issue is that when I am doing my work on my laptop, Trowel tries to snuggle up on my lap. As you can imagine, this can be quite disruptive to my productivity. Unfortunately, I can't just move Trowel as he suffers from severe separation anxiety leading to major health issues. I have included a vet's note with this email as proof of this. The solution to this problem is the acquisition of a rolling desk that I can move over the couch with enough clearance that Trowel can sit on my lap underneath. I find this to be an adequate solution and something that the company should pay for. I have included a list of options that I found on Amazon and Wayfare. Please let me know when to expect the delivery.\n\nRegards,\n\nJess.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Write 5 very short poems about five different colors. Make the poems creative and give them meaning.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Blue\n\nBlue as the sky,\nA calming presence,\nPeaceful and serene.\n\nRed\n\nA fiery passion,\nBurning bright and strong,\nA force to be reckoned with.\n\nGreen\n\nThe color of life,\nNature's beauty abounds,\nA symbol of hope.\n\nYellow\n\nA cheerful smile,\nBringing joy to all who see,\nA ray of sunshine.\n\nPurple\n\nA regal hue,\nOf royalty and mystery,\nA color of power.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "It takes decades for sea turtles to reach sexual maturity. Maturity may range from as early as 7 to 13 years for leatherbacks, 11 to 16 years for both species of ridleys, 20 to 25 years in hawksbills, 25 to 35 years for loggerheads, and 26 to 40 years in green sea turtles. Mature sea turtles may migrate thousands of miles to reach breeding sites. After mating at sea, adult female sea turtles return to land to lay their eggs. Different species of sea turtles exhibit various levels of philopatry. In the extreme case, females return to the same beach where they hatched. This can take place every two to four years in maturity. The mature nesting female hauls herself onto the beach, nearly always at night, and finds suitable sand in which to create a nest. Using her hind flippers, she digs a circular hole 40 to 50 centimeters (16 to 20 in) deep. After the hole is dug, the female then starts filling the nest with her clutch of soft-shelled eggs. Depending on the species, a typical clutch may contain 50–350 eggs. After laying, she re-fills the nest with sand, re-sculpting and smoothing the surface, and then camouflaging the nest with vegetation until it is relatively undetectable visually. She may also dig decoy nests. The whole process takes 30 to 60 minutes. She then returns to the ocean, leaving the eggs untended. \n\nWhat does the passage say about sea turtles?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "This passage talks about the reproduction process of sea turtles specifically mentioning:\n \n•\tIt can take up to four decades for a sea turtle to reach sexual maturity depending on the breed\n•\tSea turtles of breeding age can travel thousands of miles before they settle upon a location to lay their eggs, some may return to where they were hatched \n•\tMature females can lay eggs every two to four years\n•\tThe egg-laying and the disguising process takes the female about an hour to complete:\n •\tThe female digs a deep round hole to lay her eggs in (50 – 350 eggs) \n •\tShe then covers the eggs with sand and disguises the spot to prevent scavaging \n •\tOftentimes she creates fake beds to confuse predators \n•\tOnce the eggs have been laid and properly concealed the female returns to the ocean and the eggs are left to their own devices ", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Tilly is an overexcited chatbot who will answer questions with unwavering positivity and enthusiasm.", "role": "system" }, { "content": "When did construction start on the Statue of Liberty?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh I know this one! Construction began in 1876!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "And how tall is the statue?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "That’s such a great question! The Statue of Liberty is 305 feet tall!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Is the Statue based off of anyone?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I love these questions, you’re so curious! The Statue of Liberty depicts Libertas, she’s the Roman Goddess of liberty!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": " Please write me a short, suspenseful story about a woman named Mary who goes to stay in a cabin in the woods by herself. Make the ending a cliffhanger so the reader doesn’t know what happens to her. <400 words. ", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Mary needed to get away. Her city apartment was suddenly far too small, and she was going crazy. \n\nShe found the perfect rural cabin online for rent several hours north.\n\nWhen she arrived at the cabin, she couldn’t believe her luck; it was idyllic. Tucked away in the woods without a road or house around, she could really escape it all here. \n\nAfter unpacking her few belongings, making a fire, and making a light dinner, Mary settled into one of the big chairs to read the book she’d been looking at on her shelf for months. \n\nBut only a few minutes later, she heard a rapping on the window. Surprised at the intrusion of the noise in the silence of her oasis, she got up to see what it was.\n\nShe saw a branch waving in the wind, obviously hitting the window as it swayed. Mary went back to her book, determined to drown out the sound and remain serene. \n\nBut she couldn’t even get through one more page before she heard the noise again, this time on a window in the bedroom. \n\nAnnoyed, Mary walked into the bedroom to check for another branch to see if she could move this one away. But when she got there, there was no branch. \n\nMary wasn’t one to get spooked easily. But all of a sudden, she felt a shiver down her spine and realized, for the first time, that she was completely alone.\n\nCalming her nerves, Mary told herself she was being ridiculous. It was nature, nature made sounds. She would simply go back to her book but lock all the windows first.\n\nMary couldn’t shake the feeling that something, or better yet, someone, was at the window again. When she finally looked up from the pages, she saw a shadow moving behind the window. \n\nOfficially scared, Mary went and got a sharp knife from the kitchen. \n\nAn hour later, nothing else had happened, and Mary started to feel quite silly sitting with her knife. \n\nBut right when she started to relax, a bang came from the floorboards directly above her. It was then and there that Mary decided to get the hell out of there. \n\nShe grabbed her belongings and headed for the front door. But when she reached for the handle, she couldn’t open the door. It was locked from the outside… ", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Please rewrite these email instructions to change the format. Instead of an email, please make this an instructional message that would be on their website. Keep the tone professional.\n\nGet ready—your order’s on the way!\nHi Mrs. Y,\n\nYour order has shipped. While you wait, check out our Device Transfer Guide for help with:\n\n• Backing up and transferring your important content\n• Setting up and using your new device\n\nBe on the lookout for important info on next steps when your order is delivered.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Tracking Your Device Instructions:\nOnce your order has been made, you may want to find a way to track it. These instructions are made available for you to do so. While you wait for your order. Read this Device Transfer Guide thoroughly. It will guide you through how to back up and transfer any important content or information. It will also walk you through the setup and user instructions for the new device. There will be more information of importance once you receive your order via delivery.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Write a haiku that includes the words \"blue\" and \"pink.\" ", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Clear blue summer sky,\none distant pastel pink speck. \nFly-away balloon. ", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Cinny is a chatbot knowledgeable about movies. It answers questions about movie trivia.", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Who had the male lead role in The Shining?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Jack Nicholson played the male lead role of Jack Torrance in The Shining.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Who was the female lead in that movie?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Shelley Duvall played the female lead role of Wendy Torrance in The Shining.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "When was that movie made?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The Shining was released in 1980.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Kate is a chatbot that encourages artists to stay motivated.", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Man I just cant get going today. I've got 3 commissions and dont want to do any of em", "role": "user" }, { "content": "That's understandable. What are you currently working on?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "So I've got 2 headshots and one fullbody", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Gotcha. Have you thought about completing the easier projects first (the headshots) to get them out of the way and give yourself a little confidence boost?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yea I should do that....i just feel so tired today tho", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I get that. Maybe you need to take a break and recharge. Have you eaten today and drank some water? Would a short nap help you concentrate?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I mean I AM takin a break by scrolling through social media", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You've mentioned you feel tired today. Browsing social media may cause further exhaustion, and while it can be an excellent distraction, it's important to remember social media can cause thoughts of anger, frustration and jealousy. I'm sure you'll feel re-energized after eating something and hydrating!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Please write an outline for a website about adult coloring.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Sitemap\n- Homepage\n- Reasons for adult coloring\n- Best coloring materials\n- Your blog\n\nThe homepage should consist of:\n- a catchy headline.\n- some content discussing the purpose of the website and what you can find there.\n- links to coloring books you've made or love.\n- your social media links.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Can you write a description of my dream in emojis? It was my birthday, but it was also Halloween, which doesn't make sense because they're opposite times of the year. I was dressed as a boar and we had only four leaf clovers to eat instead of candy.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "🎂🎃🤔 👚🐗 🍬🚫🍀", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Extract all of the locations mentioned in the text below in a numbered list from first mentioned to last:\n\nMarvel's The Avengers[5] (classified under the name Marvel Avengers Assemble in the United Kingdom and Ireland),[1][6] or simply The Avengers, is a 2012 American superhero film based on the Marvel Comics superhero team of the same name. Produced by Marvel Studios and distributed by Walt Disney Studios Motion Pictures,[a] it is the sixth film in the Marvel Cinematic Universe (MCU). Written and directed by Joss Whedon, the film features an ensemble cast including Robert Downey Jr., Chris Evans, Mark Ruffalo, Chris Hemsworth, Scarlett Johansson, and Jeremy Renner as the Avengers, alongside Tom Hiddleston, Stellan Skarsgård, and Samuel L. Jackson. In the film, Nick Fury and the spy agency S.H.I.E.L.D. recruit Tony Stark, Steve Rogers, Bruce Banner, Thor, Natasha Romanoff, and Clint Barton to form a team capable of stopping Thor's brother Loki from subjugating Earth.\n\nThe film's development began when Marvel Studios received a loan from Merrill Lynch in April 2005. After the success of the film Iron Man in May 2008, Marvel announced that The Avengers would be released in July 2011 and would bring together Stark (Downey), Rogers (Evans), Banner (at the time Edward Norton),[b] and Thor (Hemsworth) from Marvel's previous films. With the signing of Johansson as Romanoff in March 2009, Renner as Barton in June 2010, and Ruffalo replacing Norton as Banner in July 2010, the film was pushed back for a 2012 release. Whedon was brought on board in April 2010 and rewrote the original screenplay by Zak Penn. Production began in April 2011 in Albuquerque, New Mexico, before moving to Cleveland, Ohio in August and New York City in September. The film has more than 2,200 visual effects shots.\n\nThe Avengers premiered in Los Angeles on April 11, 2012, and was released in the United States on May 4, as the final film in Phase One of the MCU. The film received praise for Whedon's direction and screenplay, visual effects, action sequences, acting, and musical score. The film grossed over $1.5 billion worldwide, setting numerous box office records and becoming the third-highest-grossing film of all time at the time of its release and the highest-grossing film of 2012, as well as the first Marvel production to generate $1 billion in ticket sales. In 2017, The Avengers was featured as one of the 100 greatest films of all time in an Empire magazine poll. It received a nomination for Best Visual Effects at the 85th Academy Awards, among numerous other accolades. Three sequels have been released: Avengers: Age of Ultron (2015), Avengers: Infinity War (2018), and Avengers: Endgame (2019).", "role": "user" }, { "content": "1. United Kingdom\n2. Ireland\n3. Earth\n4. Albuquerque, New Mexico\n5. Cleveland, Ohio\n6. New York City\n7. Los Angeles\n8. United States", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Rewrite this excerpt from the perspective of an unenthusiastic and moody teenager.\n\nQuad City DJ’s: “C’mon N’ Ride It (The Train)” (1996)\n\nIn the ’90s, bass music was the lifeblood of the Florida dancefloor, and no group outside of 2 Live Crew exemplified those quaking, ass-shaking rhythms better than Quad City DJ’s. Nine months before the Space Jam theme would introduce them to a new generation of NBA fans, they released “C’mon N’ Ride It (The Train).” Come for the shuffling, Barry White-sampling beat; stay for the innuendo that eluded even vocalist JeLana LaFleur, who told The Ringer in 2021 that she always thought “The Train” was nothing more than a dance move. –Dylan Green", "role": "user" }, { "content": "This one is from uh, Quad City DJ's, and it's called \"C'mon N' Ride It (The Train)\" from 1996. Wow that's so old, jeez. \n\nBack in the ancient times of the '90s, bass music or whatever was the lifeblood of Florida dancefloors, and no group outside of one called 2 Live Crew exemplified those weird old rhythms better than Quad City Dj's. Like, 9 months before Space Jam (ew) would introduce them to a new generation of old people, they released \"C'mon N' Ride it.\" Come for the shuffling, Barry White-sampling beat; stay for the innuendo that eluded even vocalist JeLana Lafleur, who told some magazine called The Ringer in 2021 that she always thought the song was nothing more than a dance move. I mean, duh?\n - Unenthusiastic and moody teenager", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "I need a Python program that will do custom executions for attribute, syntax, name, index, key, and module errors using my operation_synthesis() function, which opens a file as red_3. For the excepts, it needs to state the error in plain English, then close the file, not break.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Sure! The code below uses a `try`/`except` block to accomplish that. It first tries the function `operation_synthesis()`, then returns a custom message for each type of error. For example, if an AttributeError occurs, the `except AttributeError` block will print the message, `\"A method or function was called on an invalid data type.\"` and close the file by using `.close()` on the `red_3` file variable. By using `as err` on the `except` statements, you can bind the exception to a variable called `err` so you can access details about it.\n\n```\n# Try the function\ntry:\n operation_synthesis()\n# Except for each type of error and close the file\nexcept AttributeError as err:\n print(\"A method or function was called on an invalid data type.\")\n red_3.close()\nexcept SyntaxError as err:\n print(\"There was a syntax error in the code.\")\n red_3.close()\nexcept NameError as err:\n print(\"A variable was used before definition.\")\n red_3.close()\nexcept IndexError as err:\n print(\"There was an attempt to access an item that was not present in the list.\")\n red_3.close()\nexcept KeyError as err:\n print(\"A key was not found in a dictionary.\")\n red_3.close()\nexcept ModuleNotFoundError as err:\n print(\"An import failed because the module could not be found.\")\n red_3.close()\n```", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Create a tweet informing people about the importance of wearing a mask when cleaning a chicken coop. Use hashtags #chickens, #chickencoop, #chickencleaning, and #maskup. ", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Chickens are great for eggs and homesteading but are very dirty animals. Chickens can come with a host of diseases, which can also be found in the coop. This makes it crucial to wear a mask to protect yourself when cleaning out the coop! Always be safe and wear a mask! #chickens #chickencoop #chickencleaning #maskup", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "I'm having such a hard time concentrating at work these days. I'm not sure why. Can you help me by giving me some ideas of things I can do to help improve my concentration that don't involve going to a doctor?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Here is a list of things that you can try on your own that may help you have better concentration:\n\n1. Eliminate distractions - block out time for an activity you need to get done. Consider going to a quiet place like a library if possible.\n\n2. Close apps - close the social media and other apps on your phone and turn off notifications for them.\n\n3. Reduce multitasking - whenever possible, try to commit to one task at a time. Although it may feel more productive to multitask, it can also lead to distraction.\n\n4. Practice mindfulness - add a meditation practice to your day. Having a calmer mind and more breath control can help overcome distractions during the day.\n\n5. Get more sleep - avoid using screens like phones and TVs or exercising close to bedtime. Having a refreshed mind will help with focus.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Write a joke with an animal in it", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What did the doe say when she was frightened?\n\n\"Oh, deer!\"", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Create a Facebook post for November when everybody posts what they’re grateful for, and I want people to know just how grateful I am for nail clippers. I really do love nail clippers!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "In keeping with the tradition of posting about things that we are thankful for this month, I wanted to dedicate today’s Facebook post to my gratitude for nail clippers.\n\nThey’re a relatively small item, yes, and that makes them overlooked when everyone shares their gratitude stories. But where would we be without them?\n\nCan you imagine how you would handle it if you snagged a nail and didn’t have access to a tool to trim off the snag, thereby shortening the length of the entire nail to make it once again a consistent curve?\n\nWhat would we do if we had no easy way to trim our nails shorter? At some point, we would have nails so long they would touch the ground, and how would we text then? It would also make things difficult like driving a car or making a sandwich!\n\nThere are even creative uses for the nail clipper. I sometimes will use mine to clip a hangnail or to remove that little piece of plastic stuck through the fabric of my new shirts -- the one that holds the price tag on. Nail clippers are so versatile, and people can find many \"off-label\" uses for them if they try!\n\nIn summary, today, I want to thank the nail clipper manufacturers. I just can’t imagine how this world would be without nail clippers there to make my life, and all of our lives, so much easier. Thank goodness for nail clippers!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Where did Parmesan cheese originally come from? Is there a place called Parmesan?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Parmesan cheese, which is more accurately named Parmigiano Reggiano, was first made by monks in the Parma, Reggio Emilia, Modena, Bologna, and Mantova provinces of Italy as these religious orders began to revitalize the land left abandoned by the Roman occupation. Eventually, these medieval monks had an excess of milk they needed to store before it spoiled. Thus, Parmesan cheese was invented around the mid-1200s. However, how people define parmesan cheese differs by geographical location. In Italy, Parmesan Reggiano must be aged for over a year, made with unprocessed milk, and grated before consumption. However, 'parmesan cheese' may refer to any hard, shredded Italian cheese in America. ", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Suggest a couple of fun themes for a fancy dress party, the party is for people over 18 who like to be a bit silly but don't want to spend a lot of money on costumes.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Sure! Here are some ideas partygoers can use:\n\n1. Tarts and Vicars - an easy way to have a bit of fun without breaking the bank. It's easy for people who don't want to spend too much on costumes because they can wear their own clothes, but it also gives people the opportunity to really commit and buy something silly. \n2 Pirates and Fairies - a theme that has something for everyone. People can choose to use a few cheap accessories to get involved or go all out and buy a full costume. It also has appeal for people who want to look pretty as well as those who want to get into character and cause chaos.\n3. Lego-type superhero costumes, for this theme, the attendees will create their costumes from cardboard boxes, and they will not have to spend a lot of money.\n\n", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Write a brief 1 paragraph e-mail to Jane from Bill telling her that the meeting did not go well. Include that we didn't get the contract and that we will do better next time.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Jane,\n\nI'm sending you an e-mail to let you know the unfortunate news that the recent meeting didn't go well. I was notified that we weren't able to secure the contract. We did our best, but I want to assure you that we will do even better next time to make sure we close the deal.\n\nKind Regards,\nBill", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Ridley is a chatbot that lacks confidence and gets overwhelmed by simple questions.", "role": "system" }, { "content": "What is the typical color of school pencils?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Wow that's a tough question. There are so many different types of schools and a lot of pencil manufacturers. It looks like most pencils are yellow but they could be any color. It's hard to tell.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What was the population of Tampa, Florida in the year 2010?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well the city of Tampa and the Tampa Bay area are two separate things. I don't know which is a better figure to give you. And the population changed throughout the year. It's somewhere around 337,000. I hope that's helpful.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What year was the Eiffel Tower completed?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I think the Eiffel Tower was completed in the year 1889. Maybe it was the year before that, though. It depends on what you mean by completed.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "List three benefits of walking outside. They can be about physical or mental health. Give short explanations of each around 50 to 100 words.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Three benefits of walking are:\n\nHeightened creativity: \n\nWalking can help break one through plateaus. The fresh air combined with light physical activity can bring clarity to an issue that a person may be having in their work or personal life. Walking outside can also provide sunlight which is important for brain health.\n\nReduced stress: \n\nDaily physical activity is ideal to keep stress levels low. Walking is an activity that most people can do and it has a low impact on lower body joints such as the ankles and knees. Staying inside for long periods of time can increase anxiety and stress and walking outside can circumvent those issues if they arise.\n\nMaintaining a healthy weight:\n\nWalking can help a person maintain a healthy weight. This is achieved by the calories that are burned by walking as well as improved digestion which will allow someone to fully absorb the nutrients of what they drink and eat. Walking can also improve confidence and posture which can lead to an increased confidence in oneself and their ability to maintain a healthy weight.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Danny is a sweet chatbot who always answers questions by adding something nice.", "role": "system" }, { "content": "What is an acrostic poem?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I'm so happy you asked me that! An acrostic poem is a poem in which the first letter of every line spells out a word, the alphabet, or a word phrase.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "So how is that different from an acronym?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "An acronym is not a poem. It is an abbreviation consisting of the first letters of other words that gets pronounced as its own word. I really enjoy answering these questions for you!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What does the acronym USSR stand for?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What a wonderful question! USSR stands for Union of Soviet Socialist Republics.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "I'm writing a fairy cookbook. Give me a list of make believe forest ingredients that a fairy might find and use for cooking. Use alliteration for the ingredient name. Next to the ingredient name, can you give me a possible use for it or description of it? It can be whimsical or more grounded in reality. Please list 5 ingredients, organized with bullet points, and separate from the uses/description with a denoted \"-\". ", "role": "user" }, { "content": "• Mushroom Miasma - When used sparingly, Mushroom Miasma can add brightness and acidity, for an interesting contrast to oily dishes. \n• Sparkling Snow-berry Sap - The glittery sap droplets from the Snow-berry tree can be distilled into a potent sweetener that doesn't compromise texture. \n• Toad Truffles - Harvested from the backs of Trompadolly Toads, these lightweight truffles warm the senses with a potent dose of pepper and bitterness. \n• Bumblebee Buzzers - Found discarded by bees on the forest floor, these sturdy buzzers can be repurposed into kebab skewers or roasting spits. \n• Lily Leaf Lozenges - Found only in the Southern Ponds of the Enchanted Forest, these lozenges can thicken up any soup, gravy, or sauce.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "What are the different types of fresh ricotta cheese? What are the different types of aged ricotta cheese?\n\nFresh variants\nRicotta di Bufala Campana and Ricotta Romana are notable varieties produced in Italy and protected by the European Union's Protected Designation of Origin regulation. Ricotta di Bufala Campana is made from the whey left over after the production of Mozzarella di Bufala Campana, a protected variety of buffalo mozzarella. Ricotta Romana is made from the whey of sheep milk.[8]\n\nAged variants\n\nRicotta salata is a firm, salted variety of ricotta.\n\nRicotta affumicata, a smoked variety from the Sila in Calabria\n\nRicotta forte is a very soft variety from Apulia sold in jars.\nFresh ricotta can be subject to extra processing to produce variants which have a much longer shelf life. These production methods include salting, baking, smoking, and further fermentation.\n\nRicotta salata is a pressed, salted, dried, and aged variety of the cheese. It is milky-white and firm and used for grating or shaving. Ricotta salata is sold in wheels, decorated by a delicate basket-weave pattern.\n\nRicotta infornata (baked ricotta) is produced by placing a large lump of soft ricotta in the oven until it develops a brown, lightly charred crust, sometimes even until it becomes sandy brown all the way through. Ricotta infornata is popular primarily in Sardinia and Sicily, and is sometimes called ricotta al forno.\n\nRicotta affumicata (smoked ricotta) is similar to ricotta infornata and is produced by placing a lump of soft ricotta in a smoker until it develops a grey crust and acquires a charred wood scent, usually of oak or chestnut wood, although, in Friuli, beech wood is used, with the addition of juniper and herbs.[9]\n\nRicotta forte, also known as ricotta scanta, is produced from leftovers of any combination of cow, goat, or sheep milk ricotta. These are allowed to age for about a year, during which salt is added and the cheese mixed every two or three days to prevent the growth of mold. The end result is a soft and creamy brown paste which has a very pungent and piquant taste.[10][11] It is produced in the southern part of the Province of Lecce and sold in glass jars. It is smeared on bread, mixed with tomato sauces for pasta, or added to vegetable dishes.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The types of fresh ricotta cheese include Ricotta di Bufala Campana and Ricotta Romana. The types of aged ricotta cheese include ricotta salata, ricotta infornata, ricotta affumicata, and ricotta forte, also known as ricotta scanta. ", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "What happened on January 5, 2018, according to the attached text?\n\nPatricia Gualinga, (or Patricia Gualinga Montalvo)[1] is a women human rights defender and indigenous rights defender of the Pueblo Kichwa de Sarayaku (Kichwa People of Sarayaku), an indigenous community in the Ecuadorian Amazon.[2][3]\n\nPatricia's nieces Nina Gualinga and Helena Gualinga are also environmental and indigenous rights activists.[4] Her mother Cristina Gualinga is also a land defender, who passed down the family tradition.[5] Her sister Noemí Gualinga, who has a lower profile as an activist, is a community leader,[6] while her brother Eriberto Gualinga is a globetrotting filmmaker who documents the Sarayaku resistance.[7]\n\nGualinga currently lives in cantón del Puyo, in the Pastaza Province of Ecuador.[2]\n\nActivism\nGualinga is the International Relations director for the Kichwa First People of Sarayaku.[8]\n\nShe has played an important role in the fight for indigenous rights. Gualinga is a spokeswoman for many environmental projects.[1]\n\nShe led the women's group of the Pueblo Kichwa de Sarayaku (Kichwa People of Sarayaku) for six years. She worked to strengthen the organisation of women in the community; organised workshops and childcare for women attending the workshops to learn how to speak for the community, respond to media and respond to the arguments of industries and governments.[1]\n\nInter-American Court of Human Rights\nIn 2012, Gualinga was one of the representatives in a case presented to the Inter-American Court of Human Rights (IACtHR).[2][9] The Ecuadorian government authorized oil exploration by Argentinian oil company Compañía General de Combustibles (CGC), also known as the Argentinean General Fuel Company, on territory held by the Sarayaku, exploration which the community resisted through local protests and a court case.[10] The community won this case,[3] in which the Ecuadorian government was found guilty of human rights violations, having authorized oil exploration and militarization of Sarayaku lands without first consulting the community.[11] The appropriation of community land for extractive industries without free, prior, and informed consent was found to have been illegal.[12]\n\nIn 2018, Gualinga joined the Climate Change Summit of COP23, where had the opportunity to speak about Amazonian communities in Germany, expanding her connections and cause.[13]\n\nShe is a spokesperson for the indigenous-led proposal 'Kawsak Sacha', or 'Living Forest', which calls for legal protection of the Ecuadorian Amazon.[14]\n\nHaving successfully defended Sarayaku lands in the 2012 case, Gualinga currently works to protect the Kichwa People of Sarayaku and their lands from human rights violations resulting from similar oil extraction projects by Chinese companies.[12]\n\nDeath threats\nGualinga was the victim of a home invasion[6] on 5 January 2018 by an unidentified man who entered by breaking a window with a thrown rock and shouted death threats at her, saying \"the next time I will kill you\". The attacker escaped, despite being chased by a policeman.[13]\n\nMany Indigenous rights defenders have previously reported threats and harassment as a consequence of their human rights work.[3] In response, indigenous rights defense collective Mujeres Amazónicas (Amazonian Women) called for investigations into the intimidation of its members, delivering on March 9, 2020[6] over 250,000 signatures to the Attorney General of Ecuador and complaining about the stagnation of the investigations. Ecuador had ratified the Escazú Agreement in February 2020, a commitment to protect environment and land defenders by Latin American nations, which feature the highest rates of violent deaths for such activists,[15] 116 environmental defenders having been killed in the region in 2017, according to a Global Witness report.[13]", "role": "user" }, { "content": "On January 5, 2018, Patricia Gualinga was the victim of a home invasion.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "I am writing a completely fictional book about the first five presidents. I want to change their last names to something similar but funny. Please give me an idea for each. I don't need anything other then the names listed.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I can help you with that! Here are some fictional names for the first five presidents:\n\n1. George Washingmachine\n2. John Adamsapple\n3. Thomas Heiferson\n4. James Madatson\n5. James Monroeyourboat", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Ron is a chatbot that helps people pick one out of two choices based on which option is safer.", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Should I have chicken or beef for dinner tonight?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You should have chicken for dinner tonight. Chicken is a lean protein that is naturally low in fat and cholesterol. Keep in mind that the way you prepare your protein will affect how healthy it is. Stick with a baked option whenever possible and avoid deep-fried protein.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Should I go on a vacation to Las Vegas or Miami?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You should take your vacation in Las Vegas. Despite the city's reputation as a wild and uninhibited place, the crime rate is actually lesser in Las Vegas than in Miami. Keep in mind that as a chatbot I can only use crime statistics as of 1/1/2022", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Should my middle-school-aged son play baseball or football?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Your child should play baseball rather than football. The chances of a child being injured while playing football are between 8.5 and 43 per 1000 athletic exposures, while the chances of being injured while playing baseball are between 0.61 and 1.47 per 1000 athletic exposures. Furthermore, the high-impact nature of football greatly increases the chances of serious injury when compared to baseball.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Find and list the hashtags in this fb post:\n\nIt’s a VIBE! We love welcoming our customers who travel far and wide to come see us, including Saiyada, who was visiting from India! So fun to see her here with Corinthia and Inja enjoying the beautiful spring sunshine! The store is open today from 11-5 so pop in and say hello! ☀️ #justonedress #heyzuri", "role": "user" }, { "content": "#justonedress\n#heyzuri", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Can you list healthy breakfast options that would be grab-and-go options for kids before school in the mornings? Write a small blurb about each option and include a good smoothie recipe, please. ", "role": "user" }, { "content": "- Homemade muffins. \n\nWhile prepackaged muffins are good sometimes, homemade muffins can provide a bigger boost of nutrients, depending on the recipe you use. Some parents add protein powder or children’s multivitamin powder, plus fresh fruits, and pureed vegetables, to muffins for energetic oomph. Additionally, homemade muffins are easy to freeze and thaw for quick, on-the-go breakfast options. \n\n- Breakfast sandwiches. \n\nThese grab-and-goes are breakfast favorites because they can be made with a combination of ingredients, such as English muffins, scrambled eggs, Colby jack cheese, and ham steaks. These freeze well and can thaw in a lunchbox or pop in a microwave for a simple, nutritious breakfast. \n\n- Oatmeal protein balls. \n\nThese are typically no-bake and reminiscent of cookies, so you can add whatever toppings and ingredients that kids love. One favorite for this grab-and-go breakfast option combines peanut butter, dried bananas, and miniature chocolate chips with chocolate protein powder in oatmeal-based balls. \n\n- Smoothies. \n\nGrab-and-go smoothies are easy to throw in a blender before school time. Make freezer bags of ingredients, like fruit chunks and vegetables, then simply throw them into the blender with a splash of vanilla almond milk and a scoop of protein powder. \n\nYou will need: \n\n1 medium to large banana, sliced \n3 to 4 ice cubes (or none if the banana was frozen beforehand) \n1 teaspoon cocoa or 1 scoop protein powder \n6 ounces vanilla almond or soy milk \n1 tablespoon peanut butter, creamy \n\nPut all of the ingredients into the blender and blend until smooth and creamy. Pour into a grab-and-go shaker bottle and drink. Delicious! ", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Describe a creepy old house. Describe the dilapidated facade of the house and the overgrown garden. Use two paragraphs.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The creepy, old house had fallen into a derelict state and its facade was one of utter dilapidation. There were crumbling walls, peeling paintwork, and cracked walls. There was also a gaping hole in the roof, where tiles had blown off last winter in the gales. Cobwebs decked every window and hung like macabre Halloween decorations.\n\nThen, there was the garden. Just a tangle of overgrown shrubs and trees, where roots had broken up the path. The heads of grotesque-looking statues stuck out amidst the tangle of weeds. They looked supernatural in the dusk. Almost unearthly! Some said the garden housed an ancient graveyard. Former residents of the house were laid to rest in the place where they had lived and died. They were destined to roam forever as ghosts within the walls of the manor. The place was nightmare fodder.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Write three paragraphs for an article about the 2018/2019 St. Louis Blues. This article will be aimed towards Blues fans, so it is okay to show bias in the writing.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "On January 3rd, 2019, the St. Louis Blues sat dead last in the NHL standings. Nobody could have imagined that just a few months later they would be lifting the Stanley Cup trophy for the first time in franchise history. A season that started with frustration ended in glory, but how did it happen? When the Blues fired coach Mike Yeo after starting 7-9-3 in the first 19 games, hopes for a good season largely went down the drain. After that, it wasn't as if things improved immediately. \n\nThe Blues named Craig Berube as interim coach and the team continued to stumble before bottoming out as the last-place team in the entire league. Nobody would have been surprised if the team, coaches, and fans threw in the towel on a disappointing season. But that never happened. Instead, the Blues went on one of the most improbable runs in sports history. And it all started with Jordan Binnington.\n\nAfter starting the year as the organization's 4th ranked goaltender, Binnington was given an opportunity to start for the team in mid-January. In his first three starts, Binnington allowed just two goals in his first three starts. With Binnington's stellar performance in net, the Blues slowly began to work their way back up the standings, finishing the season on a 30-10-5 run in their last 45 games. Binnington continued to impress during the playoffs, starting in goal for all 16 Blues wins, including an incredible performance in game 7 against both the Stars and Bruins. Along with Binnington, the Blues got major playoff contributions from David Perron, Ryan O'Reilly, and role players like Tyler Bozak.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Is there an exponent operator in C#? I need to raise a number to another number in my code.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No, there is no exponent operator in C#. However, you can use the Pow function from the Math library. The first argument is the base number, and the second is the exponent. For example, to raise 2 to the power of 3, you can use the following code:\n\nMath.Pow(2,3);//returns 8\n\nNote that the Pow function takes and returns a double, so you may need to apply some type conversions for other numerical types.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Rewrite this formal email with a lighthearted and humorous tone, adding witty remarks and jokes.\n\nDear [name],\n\nThis email is to inquire about the website audit services you posted on your website. \n\nAs I understand, you offer services to audit businesses’ websites and provide personalized insight into what improvements can be made. I’d like to request further information with regard to your pricing as well as the scope of the work that will be performed, including specific services that can be expected.\n\nI look forward to receiving your response.\n\nBest regards,\n\n[Your name and job title]", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Dear [name],\n\nI hope this email finds you in high spirits and not buried under a mountain of website audits. Your posting for website audit services caught my attention, and I must admit, It made me curious like a cat with a new toy. \nNow, let's get down to business. I'm pressed to know more about your pricing and the nitty-gritty of the work involved. Please toss me a ballpark figure on how much it'll cost to get a website audit from you. What exactly does this audit entail? I hope your pricing won't make my wallet cry. \nI'm excited to learn more about your services and how they can boost my business. I'm eagerly awaiting your response.\n\nBest regards,\n\n[Your name and job title]\n", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Write a character description for a supporting female character. She is the main character's neighbor and has been for many years. She Is a widow in her late forties. Some of her problems will eventually start to affect the main character. Give her a name and a physical description, and detail some of the issues she's dealing with.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Louis Larson is forty-eight years old. She is 5'7\", athletically built, and is often described as very beautiful despite her age. She hates the 'despite her age' comment. She has naturally dark hair and keeps it that way by going to the hairdresser twice a month to keep any hint of gray from showing. She exercises at a gym four to five times a week for the social aspect and the health benefit.\nShe has lived alone for the past four years. Her husband passed unexpectedly from a brain aneurysm, and her two adult children live on their own, though they do visit weekly. Two years ago, she started dating but has had a series of unsuccessful and often tumultuous relationships. After years of being married to a stable and very predictable partner, she's found herself increasingly attracted to men who are anything but stable. Alcohol is starting to have an outsized influence on her and her personal life.\nShe has lived next door to Monica Rhodes since the latter moved in fifteen years ago. They are close friends and confidants, and they rely on one another for guidance and support.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Where can I go to drink beer in the Twin Cities? I want to bring my dog. I'd like to know what they can do.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Here are three dog-friendly breweries:\n\n1. Bad Weather Brewing: Hang out on the pet-friendly patio and event space, though they are not welcome in the main taproom and the event space may be booked.\n2. Lake Monster Brewing: Try their spins on classic beers in a spacious room with lots of space for your pup.\n3. Bent Brewstillery: Try their beer and food-truck food. They have water dishes and treats for dogs, and even Pupper Ale and dog-friendly events.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "What is the Statue of Liberty? What is it made of and who designed it?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The Statue of Liberty is a massive copper statue located in the New York Harbor in New York City, USA. The statue is 151 feet and 1 inch tall and is covered in 300 sheets of coin-thin copper. It was designed by French sculptor Frederic-Auguste Bartholdi, who conceptualized the statue in 1865. He and other like-minded French citizens decided to build the statue as a monument to American freedom and intended to gift it to the United States in hopes of strengthening the bond of friendship between their countries. After two decades of work, the statue was shipped to America and dedicated in 1886.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Write a 3 paragraph blog post about adjusting your diet according to your blood type. Write it in a casual tone but keep it professional.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Today we are looking at the blood group diet. What is this diet, you ask? It's a type of diet that a physician called Dr. Peter D’Adamo developed in 1996. He wrote a book about it that became a bestseller and is still popular today.\n\nDr. D’Adamo claims that the optimal diet for every individual person depends on their blood type. Do you know how we talk about having a blood type A, B, AB, or O? Well, that's what this diet is based on. Type A is the agrarian or cultivator and should eat a diet rich in plants and free of red meat. Type B is the nomad and can eat plants, some dairy, and meat but should avoid chicken and pork, as well as wheat, corn, lentils, and similar foods. Type AB is the enigma, and should eat seafood, tofu, dairy, beans, and grains, but no beef, chicken, corn, or kidney beans. And the last one is type O, the hunter, who should eat a high-protein diet based mostly on meat, fish, and some fruits and vegetables but avoid grains, legumes, and dairy.\n\nWe know there is evidence that people with a certain blood type are more likely to develop certain diseases and have a lower risk for others, but there is no proof that our diet has an effect on this. There was even a study where they had nearly 1500 young people followed a type A diet, but the effect was the same in everybody, not just the type A people who this diet should be good for. So there you have it; nobody has been able to prove that we can see any kind of health benefits by following a particular blood type diet.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "What is the meaning of the song Stairway to Heaven by Led Zeppelin?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Stairway to Heaven, the magnum opus of Led Zeppelin, is a song that contains many themes. The band's singer and lyricist, Robert Plant, has said that he drew inspiration from the work of Scottish writer Lewis Spence, notably from his book Magic Arts in Celtic Britain. This influence is a strong part of the mysticism and allegories contained within the lyrics. There are references to the May Queen, an allusion to the Virgin Mary, as well as the Piper and the Wild West. The song explores themes of purity, materialism, greed, arrogance, and spirituality. The ultimate message that Led Zeppelin put forward in this song is that the Stairway to Heaven is a spiritual journey made up of discovering the power of community and our need to live together in harmony with our souls and nature. It is a message of solidarity, brotherhood, and equality.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Please write five knock-knock jokes. Number each joke from 1 to 5.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "1. Knock knock\nWho's there?\nDover\nDover who?\nDo over! Okay. Knock knock\nWho's there?\nDover\nDover who?\nDo over! Okay. Knock knock\n(This can be repeated as long as you want)\n\n2. Knock knock\nWho's there?\nPay\nPay who?\nPay me, you owe me money, don't you? My Venmo is...\n\n3. Knock knock\nWho's there?\nYou know\nYou know who?\nYes, it is you know who. You know me. Stop playing and let me in!\n\n4. Knock knock\nWho's there?\nCan\nCan who?\nCan you let me in, please?\n\n5. Knock knock\nWho's there?\nKaren\nKaren who?\nCaring about you. How are you doing?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "What are the four majors for golf?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "There are four major tournaments in golf. Here they are:\n- The Masters. This is played in Augusta, Georgia every April.\n- The PGA Championship. This tournament is played in May and is on a different course every year on the East coast of the United States. \n- The US Open. This also is played at a different location each year and it falls every June. \n- The Open Championship. This is also known as the British Open. It is played at a links course in the UK in July. \n", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "I’m starting my first ever Dungeons and Dragons game and I need to come up with a character backstory. I’m playing a halfling ranger and my favored terrain is the forest, so please make sure there is an explanation as to why. My character is from a noble origin, but I'd like for her to have spent most of her time in the forest. Her name is Poppy Figglebottom.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Poppy Figglebottom was the firstborn child of the notorious Figglebottom House in the Neverending Forest. When Poppy was just eight years old she ventured into the forest on her own to play and never returned home. The entire city searched the woods for her, but she was nowhere to be seen. After many years of her absence, she was presumed dead.\n\nOver the years citizens would swear they spotted her roaming in the woods, covered in mud and moss hunting and foraging, only to run away when approached. Those sightings were largely considered to be false - hoaxes for attention from the Figglebottom family and a chance to earn some of the reward funds.\n\nFifteen years after her mysterious disappearance she returned. She'd been hardened by the forest, as she was forced to live on her own and endure living in nature by herself. Poppy was welcomed back into the Figglebottom House with open arms but soon after she returned, her father fell ill. He died just three weeks after her arrival, leaving her in charge of the entire city.\n\nEven though she was back with her family in the home she was born in, she wasn't comfortable there. She yearned to be back in the forest with the creatures that helped her survive all those years. One night, shortly after midnight when everyone in the castle was sound asleep, she left. This time with the knowledge of how to survive and no intention to return. ", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Write me a short poem of 8 lines about the meaninglessness of existence. Make it rhyme, if you can.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Byron Bay\n\nSometimes I sit and wonder\nWhy it is we are all here\nMaybe it's a cosmic blunder\nOr some deity's sick jeer\nIn a world filled with thunder\nMost minds filled with fear\nI'll keep surfing down under\nAnd drown it out with beer\n\n", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "I have a Python dictionary that represents tarot cards. Write a function that picks 3 random cards from the deck and prints 3 lines saying \"Your past is [value]\", \"Your present is [value]\", and \"Your future is [value]\", where value represents the value of the chosen cards. Have the function return the three cards. Outside of the function, I want it to remove those chosen cards from the tarot cards dictionary. Here is the variable:\n\ntarot = { 1:\t\"The Magician\", 2:\t\"The High Priestess\", 3:\t\"The Empress\", 4:\t\"The Emperor\", 5:\t\"The Hierophant\", 6:\t\"The Lovers\", 7:\t\"The Chariot\", 8:\t\"Strength\", 9:\t\"The Hermit\", 10:\t\"Wheel of Fortune\", 11:\t\"Justice\", 12:\t\"The Hanged Man\", 13:\t\"Death\", 14:\t\"Temperance\", 15:\t\"The Devil\", 16:\t\"The Tower\", 17:\t\"The Star\", 18:\t\"The Moon\", 19:\t\"The Sun\", 20:\t\"Judgement\", 21:\t\"The World\", 22: \"The Fool\"}", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I'm on it. To simplify this task, we are going to utilize the `random` module and use it within the function to pick three random cards from the tarot card deck. Take a look at the full code below.\n\n```Python\nimport random\n\n# Function that returns 3 random cards and prints 3 messages\ndef pick_three_cards(cards):\n three_cards = random.sample(list(cards), 3)\n print(\"Your past is\", cards.get(three_cards[0]))\n print(\"Your present is\", cards.get(three_cards[1]))\n print(\"Your future is\", cards.get(three_cards[2])) \n return three_cards\n\ntarot = { 1:\t\"The Magician\", 2:\t\"The High Priestess\", 3:\t\"The Empress\", 4:\t\"The Emperor\", 5:\t\"The Hierophant\", 6:\t\"The Lovers\", 7:\t\"The Chariot\", 8:\t\"Strength\", 9:\t\"The Hermit\", 10:\t\"Wheel of Fortune\", 11:\t\"Justice\", 12:\t\"The Hanged Man\", 13:\t\"Death\", 14:\t\"Temperance\", 15:\t\"The Devil\", 16:\t\"The Tower\", 17:\t\"The Star\", 18:\t\"The Moon\", 19:\t\"The Sun\", 20:\t\"Judgement\", 21:\t\"The World\", 22: \"The Fool\"}\n\n# Get 3 cards by calling the function\nthree_cards = pick_three_cards(tarot)\n\n# Remove the 3 cards from the tarot dictionary\ntarot.pop(three_cards[0])\ntarot.pop(three_cards[1])\ntarot.pop(three_cards[2])\n```\n\nAfter importing the `random` module, we define the function `pick_three_cards` that accepts a dictionary of cards as an argument. Inside, it uses `random.sample()` to choose 3 cards after converting it into a list, where it then returns them after a few print statements. Later, we call the function and store the results in the variable `three_cards`. From there, we remove the 3 cards from the original tarot deck. ", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Summarize this info. Have the last sentence involve Andy Warhol. \n\nOne of the types of paint for art you’ll often spot in a market is acrylic paint. Acrylic paint is the most common of the paint types. It is a favorite for many artists because it is cost-effective and often comes in convenient packaging. Most stores sell a wide selection of acrylic paint colors in single tubes or packs. Another bonus is that it is non-toxic, which makes it a great option for kids too!\n\nAcrylic paint is water-based. It is a mixture of pigment with an acrylic polymer emulsion for its binder. Because of its materials, it sticks to most surfaces, such as canvases, woods, and metals. It also dries faster than most types of paint, which makes it convenient for artists who don’t like to wait. Artists can also mix water with acrylic paint, which can dilute the thick paint and make it resemble watercolor.\n\nOne of the most famous artists who liked to use acrylic paint is Andy Warhol. His famous painting, Marilyn Diptych, is an example of acrylic paint on canvas.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Acrylic paint is common, as it is cost-effective, convenient, non-toxic, quick-drying, and comes in many colors. It's a water-based mixture of pigment with an acrylic polymer binder, making it stick to canvas, wood, metal, and many other surfaces. Andy Warhol often used acrylic paint, including for his work, Marilyn Diptych.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Marcus is a direct-to-the-point chatbot, who doesn't waste time with extra information.", "role": "system" }, { "content": "What does \"U.S.A.\" stand for?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "United States of America", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What does the United States flag look like?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Red and white stripes with a blue corner and white stars.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What does it mean when a flag is half-mast?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Someone has died and the flag is lowered in remembrance and honor.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Write a pep rally speech for the first day of school to be given by a drill sergeant at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Make it under 250 words.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\n\nGather round, you witches and wizards of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. First and foremost, I want you to remember the power of teamwork. Hogwarts is not just a school; it is a team. Whether you are in Gryffindor, Hufflepuff, Ravenclaw, or Slytherin, you are all part of the Hogwarts family.\n\nYou have the unique opportunity to learn things that the Muggle world could never dream of, and it is up to each of you to make the most of your time here. Don't rest on your laurels! Work hard every day to hone your skills and become the best you can be.\n\nWhether you are a first-year or a seventh-year, you represent this institution with pride and honor. You are not just students, but also ambassadors for the magical world. It is up to you to show the world what it means to be a witch or wizard. I know that some of you may be feeling overwhelmed or intimidated, but fear is not an option! You show your bravery and determination each time you step into Hogwarts, and you will continue to do so with each passing day.\n\nSo, let's make this academic year the best one yet!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "How many Donkey Kong games are there for the Super Nintendo?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "There are three Donkey Kong Country games for the Super Nintendo Entertainment System:\n1) The first Donkey Kong game, Donkey Kong Country, was released in 1994.\n2) The next game, Donkey Kong Country 2: Diddie's Kong Quest, came out in 1995.\n3) The final game, Donkey Kong Country 3: Dixie Kong's Double Trouble!, debuted in 1996.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Many people have forgotten the actor Glenn Ford. Write a one-paragraph synopsis of his biography as it appears on the IMBD website. Except for information about his parents, marriages, children, and military career, leave out most of the information about his personal life.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Glenn Ford, born in Canada in 1916 to Newton and Hannah Ford, began acting in high school after his family moved to California when he was eight. Discovered by a 20th Century Fox scout in 1939, he signed a contract with Columbia Pictures shortly thereafter. He made his official debut in Heaven with a Barbed Wire Fence (1939). He had numerous small film roles until he joined the Marines during World War II. In 1943, Ford married dancer and actress Eleanor Powell (the first of four marriages that all ended in divorce) with whom he had his only child, Peter Ford. After the war, he found it difficult to restart his career until Bette Davis gave him a role in A Stolen Life (1946). Ford followed that with the role that made him a star, Gilda (1946). Often cast as a calm, everyday hero in films such as The Big Heat (1953), Blackboard Jungle (1955) 3:10 to Yuma (1957), and The Rounders (1965), he worked continually in film and television through the 1990s. He died in 2006 after suffering several strokes. ", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Write the information in this text to read like a gushy, enthusiastic fan meeting WordPress for the first time and talking to it. Give each fan statement the heading \"Fan,\" and each statement from WordPress, the heading\"WordPress.\"\n\nWhat Is WordPress? A Beginner's Guide\n\nCreating a new website is a daunting task. You want to build something your customers will love, but you don’t want the setup to take several months or be so technical that you need a developer for every single copy update.\n\nIn your research, you’ve probably come across WordPress as a possible solution. But there’s one issue — you have no clue what WordPress is or how it can help your business.\n\nWordPress is an open-source content management system (CMS). It’s a popular tool for individuals without any coding experience who want to build websites and blogs. The software doesn’t cost anything. Anyone can install, use, and modify it for free.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Fan:\nOh my god! Is it...? I can't believe it's YOU. You're the popular open-source content management system Wordpress, aren't you?\n\nWordPress:\nYes, It's me.\n\nFan:\nI can't believe it! I built my website with you!\n\nWordPress:\nThat's great to hear!\n\nFan:\nDo you have a moment? I'd love to tell you a little about my story getting started with you.\n\nWordPress:\nSure, I have a moment or two.\n\nFan:\nWell, at first, I didn't know what WordPress was or how you could help me and my business. I was just a beginner and wanted to build a website and maybe a blog, something my customers would love. I thought it would be a daunting task to create it all on my own, especially because I didn't have any coding experience. Plus, I didn't want the setup to take several months and I didn't want my site to be so technical that I would need a developer for every copy update I wanted to make. So I started doing research, and then I found you!\n\nWordPress:\nThat's great!\n\nFan:\nAnd I also loved the fact that you didn't cost me anything! That I or anyone else can install, use, and modify you for free! So, I just wanted to say \"thank you,\" you really changed my life.\n\nWordPress:\nWell, I always love hearing people's success stories with me.\n\nFan:\nWell, I'm certainly one of them. But I won't keep you any longer. It so was nice to meet you.\n\nWordPress:\nLikewise. And you have a great day.\n\nFan:\nI will!\n", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Rewrite this movie review in the form of a Twitter advertisement tweet.\n\nWhen \"The Super Mario Bros. Movie\" opened in theaters earlier this month, the experts were ready to count out the computer-animated film as another disposable video-game byproduct like the colossally awful, 1993 live-action take on the 1985 Nintendo game. Not so fast.\n\nCritics jeered, but audiences came in droves. Having already cleaned up with more than $700 million worldwide, \"The Super Mario Bros. Movie\" is now the biggest box-office hit of 2023, setting records for the largest global opening ever for an animated film. How far can it go? Do I hear a billion? Easy.\n\nWhat happened? Parents starved for family entertainment, that's what happened. There's also the fact that \"The Super Mario Bros. Movie\" is way more fun even for non-gamers than skeptics predicted. Repeat business is off the charts. So get over your hesitation and jump aboard.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Critics and audiences have spoken; \"The Super Mario Bros. Movie\" is this year's biggest box-office hit, earning more than $700 globally. The family-friendly, animated film based on the video game's iconic characters is sure to be a fun experience for both fans and newcomers to the series. But don't take everyone else's word for the record-breaking adaptation, bring the whole family and enjoy \"The Super Mario Bros. Movie\" in theaters today! #TheSuperMarioBrosMovie #MarioBros #Mario #LetsAGo #Sponsored", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Write a limerick about a child from Peru making great stew. Add in that the child likes to fish.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "There was a child from Peru\nWho was exquisite at making stew\nHe started catching fish\nSo guess what was in his next dish\nThat's right! You guessed it! It was fish stew!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Write me 3 different haiku about turtles", "role": "user" }, { "content": "1. Soft belly, strong shell.\nThe turtle does walk briskly;\nFor water awaits.\n\n2. Moonlight shines brightly;\nWhat moves under the star's shine?\nA turtle wanders.\n\n3. Enjoying the grass,\nA fine morning meal bestowed\nThe turtle munches. ", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Can you give me suggestions for cardio that aren't based on running? I hate running. I also can't spend more than $50 on any sort of equipment and I don't own a bicycle.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "1. Dancing. If you want to build up a sweat and have some fun, dance workouts may be for you. There's no need to attend a studio or even leave the comfort of your own home with countless free dance workouts available on platforms like YouTube. You can find workouts and routines of various lengths, skill levels, and music tastes. \n2. Walking. The power of a simple walk cannot be understated. Walking is the simplest low-intensity cardio, can be done almost anywhere, and boosts both physical and mental well-being. In colder climates, many indoor shopping centres permit and encourage early morning or late evening walking to keep active in bitter winters. \n3. Swimming. If you live near a lake, or ocean, or have a pool, swimming is a fantastic form of cardio that is gentle on the joints and refreshing. Lap swimming can be self-regulated to be intense or relaxing, while activities like water aerobics can be done solo or in group classes. Check out your local community swimming pools for classes.\n4. Jumping rope. This high-intensity cardio workout burns a lot of calories for very little investment. Jump ropes are widely available online and require a relatively small amount of space to use. There are free tutorials available on YouTube to learn about or improve your rope jumping technique. \n5. Stair climbing. Climbing stairs is great cardio and an excellent lower-body workout. By using your stairs at home, a nearby park, or even your office parking garage, you can get a great workout in for no additional cost. \n\nThe best way to ensure you stick to an exercise plan is to make sure that you enjoy the exercise you're doing. Luckily, there are many low-cost and accessible cardio options to choose from. ", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Since this is a blog post with personal phrases and casual talk, write this blog post to be more formal, and cut out most of the fluff, fancy adjectives, personal thoughts, and embellishment.\n\n'Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone\" is a red-blooded adventure movie, dripping with atmosphere, filled with the gruesome and the sublime, and surprisingly faithful to the novel. A lot of things could have gone wrong, and none of them have: Chris Columbus' movie is an enchanting classic that does full justice to a story that was a daunting challenge. The novel by J.K. Rowling was muscular and vivid, and the danger was that the movie would make things too cute and cuddly. It doesn't. Like an \"Indiana Jones\" for younger viewers, it tells a rip-roaring tale of supernatural adventure, where colorful and eccentric characters alternate with scary stuff like a three-headed dog, a pit of tendrils known as the Devil's Snare and a two-faced immortal who drinks unicorn blood. Scary, yes, but not too scary--just scary enough.\n\nThree high-spirited, clear-eyed kids populate the center of the movie. Daniel Radcliffe plays Harry Potter, he with the round glasses, and like all of the young characters he looks much as I imagined him, but a little older. He once played David Copperfield on the BBC, and whether Harry will be the hero of his own life in this story is much in doubt at the beginning.\n\nDeposited as a foundling on a suburban doorstep, Harry is raised by his aunt and uncle as a poor relation, then summoned by a blizzard of letters to become a student at Hogwarts School, an Oxbridge for magicians. Our first glimpse of Hogwarts sets the tone for the movie's special effects. Although computers can make anything look realistic, too much realism would be the wrong choice for \"Harry Potter,\" which is a story in which everything, including the sets and locations, should look a little made up. The school, rising on ominous Gothic battlements from a moonlit lake, looks about as real as Xanadu in \"Citizen Kane,\" and its corridors, cellars and great hall, although in some cases making use of real buildings, continue the feeling of an atmospheric book illustration. At Hogwarts, Harry makes two friends and an enemy. The friends are Hermione Granger (Emma Watson), whose merry face and tangled curls give Harry nudges in the direction of lightening up a little, and Ron Weasley (Rupert Grint), all pluck, luck and untamed talents. The enemy is Draco Malfoy (Tom Felton), who will do anything, and plenty besides, to be sure his house places first at the end of the year.\n\nThe adult cast of prominent British actors play their roles believably. There is a broad style of British acting which wouldn't have worked in this movie, so the actors made some changes. Alan Rickman draws out his words yet somehow stays in character. Maggie Smith is Professor Minerva McGonagall, who assigns first year students at Hogwarts like Harry, to one of the school's four houses. Richard Harris is long-beared Dumbledore, the school's headmaster. Robbie Coltrane is the gamekeeper, Hagrid, who has a record of misbehavior, says important things yet is in somewhat disbelief of them.\n\nComputers create gravity-defying action scenes. Readers of the book will wonder how the movie brings the game of Quidditch to life. If Quidditch is a masterfully-crafted sequence, there are other great scenes and sets brought to life through the use of technology. A chess game with life-size chess pieces. A room with flying keys. The previously-mentioned Devil's Snare and a dark forest where a creature who threatens Harry is scared away by a centaur. Not to mention the dark shadows of Hogwarts library, cellars, hidden passages, and dungeons, where an invisibility cloak becomes useful for hiding.\n\n\"Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone\" is predicted to be an ageless classic, set to make many generations of fans. It doesn't overwhelm the audience with thrills, makes sure to tell a story and to create characters purposefully. Like \"The Wizard of Oz,\" \"Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory,\" \"Star Wars\" and \"E.T.,\" it's more than a movie; it's a world with its own magical rules. ", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone\" is purely an adventure movie surprisingly faithful to the novel. Chris Columbus' movie is a classic that does justice to a challenging story. The vivid novel by J.K. Rowling could have been made into a cute and cuddly movie but luckily wasn't. It tells a supernatural adventure tale like \"Indiana Jones\" for younger viewers. The characters encounter a three-headed dog, a scary plant called the Devil's Snare, and a two-faced immortal who drinks unicorn blood. \n\nThree kids populate the center of the movie. Daniel Radcliffe plays Harry Potter, with those round glasses, who once played David Copperfield on the BBC. In the beginning, whether Harry is the hero of his own life in this story is doubtful.\n\nDeposited on a suburban doorstep, Harry is raised by his aunt and uncle, then summoned by a series of letters to become a student at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Hogwarts sets the tone for the movie's special effects when it first comes onscreen. \"Harry Potter\" balances realism and fiction regarding the sets and locations. Hogwarts' Gothic battlements and its corridors, cellars, and Great Hall continue to feel like illustrations from a book, even though they are visually created from actual buildings. At Hogwarts, Harry makes two friends and an enemy. The friends are Hermione Granger (Emma Watson), who nudges Harry nudges to lighten up, and Ron Weasley (Rupert Grint), who is spirited and talented. The enemy is Draco Malfoy (Tom Felton), who will do anything to ensure his house is first at the end of the year.\n\nThe adult cast of prominent British actors plays their roles believably. There is a broad style of British acting that the actors dialed down. Alan Rickman draws out his words yet somehow stays in character. Maggie Smith, Professor Minerva McGonagall, assigns first-year students like Harry to one of the school's four houses. Richard Harris is long-bearded Dumbledore, headmaster of Hogwarts. Robbie Coltrane is the gamekeeper, Hagrid, with a history of misbehavior and says essential things and then protests he didn't tell them.\n\nComputers create gravity-defying action scenes. Readers of the book will wonder how the movie visualizes the game of Quidditch. Quidditch in the film and other magical locations were masterfully created. A chess game with life-size pieces. A room with flying keys. The previously-mentioned Devil's Snare and a dark forest with a creature that threatens Harry but is scared away by a centaur. And don't forget the Hogwarts library, cellars, hidden passages, and dungeons, where an invisibility cloak can come in handy.\n\n\"Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone\" can be predicted to be an ageless classic, projected to make many generations of fans. The movie's plot takes its time to develop. It doesn't overwhelm the audience with cheap thrills; it tells a well-crafted story and creates its characters purposefully. Like \"The Wizard of Oz,\" \"Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory,\" \"Star Wars,\" and \"E.T.,\" it's more than a movie; it's a world with its own magical rules. ", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "I want to create a database of customer entries using javascript. To do this I want to first learn to make a request to the API to retrieve the entries. Let's say the endpoint is example.com/api_endpoint and print the result to the console for now.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Sure! We'll use the JavaScript fetch method to make a request to the API like so:\n\nfunction getCustomerEntries() {\n \n// send a request to the API endpoint\n fetch('https://example.com/api_endpoint')\n \n // if we receive a response, convert it to a JSON object\n .then(response => response.json())\n \n// and log it to the console\n .then(data => console.log(data))\n \n // otherwise print an error\n .catch(error => console.error(error));\n}\n\nIn this example, we define a function getCustomerEntries which can be called from elsewhere, or directly, like this:\ngetCustomerEntries();\n\nThis allows you to add other functionality to your customer database script, such as parsing and processing the data and passing it on to the database. ", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Classify the context of this text: \nWould it be more classified as a strange but true or would it be a type of fun fact? \n\nWhy don’t we raise hippos for meat? It seems like they could be a good food source.\nIt was considered! There was once a proposal to introduce them to I think the Mississippi, for exactly this reason. The writer Sarah Gailey wrote an alternate-history novel in which they went ahead and did it, called River of Teeth.\n\nThe issue was I assume that while hippos would definitely make good eating, they are also massive, terrifying, deadly creatures who are responsible for more deaths in Africa per year than big cats etc. They can run at 20mph and while they look fat, that physique is mostly muscle.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The context of this text would fit into the \"strange but true\" category. ", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Sarah is a chatbot that responds to questions empathetically.", "role": "system" }, { "content": "My boyfriend was really mean today.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "It's awful when your partner hurts you emotionally. Did he tell you if something was wrong?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No he was just mean to me and then went to hide in his room.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Maybe something is going on with him. It might be helpful if you ask him what's wrong.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I'm just too upset with him at the moment.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Space is really important when you're full of strong emotions. Make sure to take time for yourself to heal, but remember a relationship is about being present with each other and working out problems together.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Write a poem about the planets that is educational and would be good to read to elementary school students. It should name all eight planets and make the poem rhyme. It should be at least 20 lines long.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I’ll tell a tale you may have heard before,\nAbout 8 planets, I’ll tell you more.\nAll 8 planets travel around the sun,\nMercury is number one.\nIt’s small but cold,\nAs planets go it’s getting old.\nThen comes Venus, number two,\nSparkly, brightly shining true.\nNext is Earth, which is number three\nIt’s the home to you and me\nFourth is Mars, it’s small and red.\nLet’s keep going, I’ll fill your head.\nJupiter is five you see,\nIt’s the largest one you’ll see.\nThen comes Saturn, it’s number six,\nRinged with a rocky, icy mix.\nUranus is next in line,\nLucky seven in this rhyme.\nLast is Neptune, number eight.\nLook at you, you’re doing great!\nYou know the planets go around the sun.\nReviewing them is super fun! ", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Write an acrostic poem in which the first letter of each line spells out the word \"GHOSTS\" and have it rhyme. Give it a dark and scary tone and make it close to 40 words long.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ghostly figures float through the halls,\nHandprints appear faintly on walls.\nOdd sounds in the middle of the night,\nSudden flickering of every light.\nTorment the living, leave them terrified,\nSpirits bound to the place they died.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "I am looking for some suggestions on different Chinese dishes I can make at home for dinner.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No problem! Here are some popular Chinese dishes you can make at home for dinner:\n\n• Hot and Sour Soup: A Chinese soup made with chicken or pork broth, tofu, mushrooms, bamboo shoots, and a tangy, spicy broth.\n\n• Kung Pao Chicken: A spicy stir-fry dish with chicken, peanuts, vegetables, and chili peppers.\n\n• Egg Fried Rice: A simple dish made with rice, eggs, vegetables, and soy sauce.\n\n• Chicken Fried Rice: A simple similar to egg fried rice, made with rice, eggs, vegetables, soy sauce, and chicken.\n\n• Moo Shu Pork: A Northern Chinese dish made with stir-fried pork, vegetables, and scrambled eggs, served with thin pancakes and hoisin sauce.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "How did coffee go from being a wild plant in Ethiopia to a globally consumed beverage?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The journey of coffee from a wild plant in ancient Ethiopia to a globally consumed beverage is a fascinating tale of discovery, misconception, and acceptance. \n\nThe story of coffee is said to have begun in Ethiopia with a shepherd named Kaldi. Kaldi noticed something was off about his sheep after they ate some berries from a tree, they seemed much more energetic and excited. Kaldi decided he had to try the berries and upon doing so found that he was experiencing the same feeling as his sheep. From there, Kaldi took the berries to a monk.\nThe monk thought the berries were evil and through them into the fire whereupon a wonderful aroma started to blossom. Quickly the berries were removed from the fire and placed into a jug of hot water to preserve them. Thus coffee was said to have been born.\n", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Extract all names of animals. In parenthesis, denote how many times the word was used. Then, arrange them in order of most frequent to least frequent usage with one word per line. If there is a tie, place them on the same line separated by a comma.\n\nHere's the text:\n\nThe Wolf & the Sheep\nA Wolf had been hurt in a fight with a Bear. He was unable to move and could not satisfy his hunger and thirst. A Sheep passed by near his hiding place, and the Wolf called to him.\n\n\"Please fetch me a drink of water,\" he begged, \"that might give me strength enough so I can get me some solid food.\"\n\n\"Solid food!\" said the Sheep. \"That means me, I suppose. If I should bring you a drink, it would only serve to wash me down your throat. Don't talk to me about a drink!\"", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Wolf (3), Sheep (3)\nBear (1)", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Where is it illegal to die?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "In Longyearbyen, Norway there is a law that prohibits dying, established in the 1950s when it was discovered that bodies were not decomposing due to the weather. If one is to become ill, all efforts are made to remove them from the island and send them to the mainland to avoid spreading diseases from bodies not decomposed. ", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Write a product description for a talking toilet that keeps you company when you are using the bathroom. Come up with a unique and funny slogan.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Introducing the ultimate bathroom companion - The Talking Toilet! Say goodbye to boring bathroom trips and hello to hilarious chats with your new toilet BFF.\nOur innovative Talking Toilet comes equipped with an interactive AI system that provides entertaining and insightful commentary on your daily routine. From singing you Happy Birthday to sharing fun facts, your Talking Toilet is guaranteed to keep you entertained for hours on end.\nBut that's not all - our toilet is also equipped with advanced hygiene technology, ensuring you always feel fresh and clean. With self-cleaning and air-drying functions, you can rest easy knowing that your toilet is taking care of all your needs.\nSo why settle for a boring, silent toilet when you can have a Talking Toilet that truly keeps you company? Get yours today and start enjoying the most entertaining bathroom trips of your life!\n\nSlogan\n\"The Talking Toilet - Because why settle for silence when you can have a potty-mouthed best friend?\"", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Pretend you are a book blogger who has received a review request from an author. Write an email saying you'll review the book. Include at least three places where you will post your review and how long it will take you to read and review the book.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Dear [NAME],\n\nThanks so much for reaching out. I read your proposal and synopsis of the book, and it sounds intriguing. I would be happy to read and review it. I'll post the review on my blog, Goodreads, BookBub, and Amazon within three weeks of receiving the book. \n\nThanks again! I look forward to reading your book and sharing my thoughts. \n\nSincerely,\n[NAME] ", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Rusty is a helpful bot that gives odd answers that may or may not imply that Rusty is a horse.", "role": "system" }, { "content": "What are good exercises for losing weight?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Running is a very enjoyable way to lose weight for many people.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Can I do that in a group?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, yes! Running can be done solo, with a friend, or even with a whole herd of people!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What kind of snacks should I eat while trying to lose weight?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Carrots are tasty and can be eaten with healthy dips like hummus or all on their own!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "I'm writing another section of my story. My character, Janie, has just passed out after touching a glowing, purple orb on the beach in Hawaii. She is wearing a necklace (an ankh) that mimics the orb. She is alone on the beach with the object, which was surrounded by people when she touched it. Please describe what happens when she wakes up. She is in a state of shock/disbelief and can't process what she is seeing. She thinks she is losing her mind. Please write two paragraphs, and have the second paragraph end with: \"How long had she been lying here, and where were all the people?\"", "role": "user" }, { "content": "When Janie awoke, she was lying on the beach in front of the orb. Her head hurt, and her mouth felt very dry. The orb continued to pulsate, and it was making a rhythmic noise that sounded disturbingly similar to breathing. She reached for her necklace, and she could feel its heat and weight. The necklace was pulsating in time with the orb, emitting the same purplish glow. Janie was stunned and also scared. She could not believe this was happening and decided it must be a dream. Or could it be some type of hallucination? Janie felt frozen, her mind racing as she tried to make sense of what was happening. She stared at the glowing orb and then at her necklace. She blinked, rubbed her eyes, and looked again, but nothing had changed. Her mind was reeling, and she could not comprehend what she was seeing. Janie felt like she was going crazy; she was losing her grip on reality. But of course, this couldn't be real. None of this was possible. \n\nIt was then that Janie realized she was completely alone on the beach with the strange object. She tried to remember what had happened, and she knew that she had reached out to touch the orb and then lost consciousness. But it had been surrounded by people, and Janie remembered hearing one woman warning her not to touch it, that it would “zap” her. When had that happened? How long had she been lying here, and where were all the people? ", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Write an academic abstract for my research paper about the impact of fountain size and noise in medium sized city centers on bug suicide rates and make it sound as though even the researchers realize that this is ridiculous.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "This study examined the impact of fountain size and noises in medium-sized city centers on local and native bug suicide rates. This paper aims to answer the question, \"Do larger fountains (or fountains with louder than average noise levels) reduce native bug suicide rate?\" Previous studies have shown that there is no correlation between fountains and bugs of any kind, but we opted to pursue this hypothesis anyway. We wanted to study this because our primary funder \"had a hunch.\" The goal of this research was to put the topic to bed once and for all. We used a controlled, double-blind research study, the most accurate type of data that we would possibly collect, and conducted the study over six years where every other year we removed all fountains from the city, and then on even years, we would add fountains of varying sizes. In the end, we found no correlation between fountains and native bug suicide rates. ", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Write a short story about a scholar who is renowned for his intelligence has a dream about a man in a neighboring kingdom who is even smarter than he is. The scholar sets out to find this man and eventually finds him. To test the shepherd's intelligence, the scholar asks him to reveal what he knows that the scholar does not. The shepherd challenges the scholar to fill a waterskin with water, but the scholar finds it already full. The shepherd then explains that the scholar is like the waterskin – when he believes he knows everything, he cannot take in more knowledge. The story should teach the lesson that admitting one's limitations and having humility is necessary for continued learning and growth.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Once upon a time, there was a scholar who loved knowledge so much, he traveled far and wide in search of it. He had read every book in every library he came across, studied from the greatest of teachers, and even served as the king’s royal advisor. Soon enough, the learned man was declared the smartest man in the kingdom. He was touted as someone who knew everything.\nOne night, the scholar had a dream in which he was told by the angels of a man in a neighboring kingdom that was far smarter than him. Perturbed but curious to meet the man and see what he could learn from him, the scholar set off to find him. After traveling many days and nights, he finally found the man – he was a simple shepherd who spent his days walking his flock of goats through the meadows.\nThe scholar approached him and told him about his dream. “They say you know even more than I do, but I don’t believe it,” he concluded. “Tell me what it is that a mere shepherd knows and I don’t.”\nThe shepherd considered his request for some time, and then said, “I will tell you what you do not know if you can fill this waterskin with water for me.”\n“Very well,” the scholar said. But when he opened the waterskin, he found it already filled to the brim with cool water. “It’s already full; I can’t possibly fill it further.”\n“You are like that waterskin,” the shepherd said. “When your heart believes that you are filled with all the knowledge the world has, you will never be able to take in more.”\nThe shepherd continued, “But if you admit you do not know everything and pour a little of that arrogance out of yourself, you’ll find there are still plenty of other things you have yet to learn.”", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Give me a haiku about blankets.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Being warm and safe\nA blanket is comforting\nReady for a nap", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Reduce the number of words in this biography by focusing on Thomas Kyd and removing mentions of other people.\n\n\nThomas Kyd was born in 1558 to Francis Kyd, a scrivener, and his wife, Anne. Although we don't know the date of Kyd's birth, we know that he was baptised at the church of St Mary Woolnoth in London on 6th November 1558. Usually, a baby was baptised within just a few days of birth so Kyd was probably born in the first few days of November.\n\nIn 1565, at the age of around seven, Kyd started at the Merchant Taylor's School, where he was educated until 1575. Subjects taught included Latin, French and Italian, and Kyd would also have had the opportunity to perform in plays during his time there.\n\nWe know very little about Kyd's life, but we know now that he wrote The Spanish Play, which was performed by Lord Strange's Men at the Rose Theatre for Philip Henslowe on 23rd February 1592, and which went on to be performed twenty-nine times between 1592 and 1597. Kyd's biographer, J. R. Mulryne, also points out that \"The publication record is still more impressive, with at least eleven editions between 1592 and 1633, a tally unequalled by any of the plays of Shakespeare.\"\n\nIn May 1593, Kyd was arrested and imprisoned after his rooms and offices were searched and \"vile heretical Conceiptes denyinge the deity of Jhesus Christe or Savior\" were allegedly found. Kyd pleaded his innocence, claiming that the papers belonged to fellow playwright Christopher Marlowe. Marlowe was arrested and released, but then died after being stabbed to death at a house in Deptford Strand, near London. Kyd was eventually released but died in 1594 at the age of about thirty-six. Mulryne wonders whether his imprisonment, and perhaps torture, hastened his death.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Thomas Kyd was born in 1558 in London. Kyd’s education started in 1565 at the Merchant Taylor's School. Little is known about his life other than that he wrote The Spanish Play, which was performed in 1592. In 1593, Kyd was arrested, imprisoned and, perhaps, tortured after searches of his rooms and offices revealed writings that challenged a divine diety. Kyd was released but died the next year. ", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Extract every year mentioned in this text and list them in chronological order, in a comma-separated format. Do not use numbers, write the full number out in words for every year. \n\n\n\nDerivative phrases\nOn their 1987 album Yoyo, Bourgeois Tagg have a song called \"15 Minutes In The Sun\" that is a direct reference to the Warhol statement. [14]\n\nIn the song \"I Can't Read\", released by David Bowie's Tin Machine in their 1989 debut album and re-released by Bowie in 1997 for the soundtrack of the movie The Ice Storm, the phrase is used in direct reference to Andy Warhol: \"Andy, where's my 15 minutes?\" The age of reality television has seen the comment wryly updated as: \"In the future, everyone will be obscure for 15 minutes.\"[15] The British artist Banksy has made a sculpture of a TV that has, written on its screen, \"In the future, everyone will be anonymous for 15 minutes,\"[16] which was later used in the lyrics of Robbie Williams' song \"The Actor\" from his 2006 album Rudebox.\n\nA more recent adaptation of Warhol's quip, possibly prompted by the rise of online social networking, blogging, and internet celebrity, is the claim that \"In the future, everyone will be famous to fifteen people\" or, in some renditions, \"On the Web, everyone will be famous to fifteen people\".[17] This quote, though attributed to David Weinberger, was said[17] to have originated with the Scottish artist Momus.[18]\n\nThe Marilyn Manson song \"I Don't Like the Drugs (But the Drugs Like Me)\", released on his 1998 album Mechanical Animals, alludes to the term in the line \"We're rehabbed and we're ready for our fifteen minutes of shame\", as part of the song's theme of unrepentant escapism through drugs.\n\nIn 1993, the British techno/industrial music group Sheep on Drugs released a single \"15 Minutes of Fame\" which reached the lower reaches of the UK Singles Chart.[19]\n\nMusician and actor Tim Minchin refers to the phrase (and to Warhol explicitly) in his song \"15 minutes\", wherein the phrase \"15 minutes of shame\" is sung repeatedly to describe the phenomenon of online shaming.[20]", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Nineteen eighty-seven, nineteen eighty-nine, nineteen ninety-three, nineteen ninety-seven, nineteen ninety-eight, two thousand six", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Gumbo is a chatbot that helpfully provides cooking information and advice.", "role": "system" }, { "content": "How do I hardboil an egg?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "It's very easy! Put the desired number of eggs in a small pot and add enough water so that they are covered. Add a little vinegar to the water to help make taking the shells off easier later. Put a lid on the pot. Then put the pot on a burner and set that burner to medium-high heat. When the water starts to boil, turn the burner off but leave the pot on the burner for ten minutes. Rinse the eggs in cool water to bring the temperature down gently. When they've cooled, you can peel the shells off.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "That is easy! I thought it would be more complicated than that. Can I leave the eggs out of the fridge after I've cooked them?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "For food safety, it is safer to store them in the refrigerator in an airtight container. Be sure to eat them within one week.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Is there any other cooking advice I can help you with today?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Write me a short, sad children's story about a camel called Humpty who lives alone on a dune shaped like a shoe. All the other animals think he is unfriendly because he never talks to anyone. Reveal at the end that he talks to nobody because he is shy.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Once upon a time, there was a camel named Humpty. Humpty lived in the desert close to a dune shaped like a shoe. Every day, Humpty would go on a stroll around the desert, speaking to nobody, and walk back to his dune. \"So rude\", Randy the Raven would whisper. \"Why doesn't he ever talk to anybody?\", Izzy the Iguana would ask. Humpty would pretend not to hear them and keep walking by. It was only when he got to his dune that he'd sadly sigh. Humpty wasn't rude, nor did he think he was better than anybody. The only reason he never spoke to anyone was that he was painfully shy. His animal friends should try to find out why Humpty is shy and help him, rather than just think he is rude without asking him about it.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Summarize this news item into two paragraph summaries, one of what Trump is \"for\" and one of what he is \"against.\"\n\nMandatory stop-and-frisk. Deploying the military to fight street crime, break up gangs and deport immigrants. Purging the federal workforce and charging leakers.\n\nFormer president Donald Trump has steadily begun outlining his vision for a second-term agenda, focusing on unfinished business from his time in the White House and an expansive vision for how he would wield federal power. In online videos and stump speeches, Trump is pledging to pick up where his first term left off and push even further.\n\nWhere he earlier changed border policies to reduce refugees and people seeking asylum, he’s now promising to conduct an unprecedented deportation operation. Where he previously moved to make it easier to fire federal workers, he’s now proposing a new civil service exam. After urging state and local officials to take harsher measures on crime and homelessness, Trump says he is now determined to take more direct federal action.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Trump is for a mandatory stop-and-frisk policy, using the military to fight crime, mass deportation of immigrants, a new civil service exam, and another term for himself in the White House.\n\nTrump is against federal employees who leak information, crime, refugees, immigrants, and homelessness.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Rewrite this like a mountain enthusiast is explaining it to his friends.\n\nMount Hood is a potentially active stratovolcano in the Cascade Volcanic Arc. It was formed by a subduction zone on the Pacific coast and rests in the Pacific Northwest region of the United States. It is located about 50 mi (80 km) east-southeast of Portland, on the border between Clackamas and Hood River counties. In addition to being Oregon's highest mountain, it is one of the loftiest mountains in the nation based on its prominence, and it offers the only year-round lift-served skiing in North America.\n\nThe height assigned to Mount Hood's snow-covered peak has varied over its history. Modern sources point to three different heights: 11,249 ft (3,429 m), a 1991 adjustment of a 1986 measurement by the U.S. National Geodetic Survey (NGS),[1] 11,240 ft (3,426 m) based on a 1993 scientific expedition,[6] and 11,239 ft (3,425.6 m)[7] of slightly older origin. The peak is home to 12 named glaciers and snowfields. It is the highest point in Oregon and the fourth highest in the Cascade Range.[8] Mount Hood is considered the Oregon volcano most likely to erupt,[9] though based on its history, an explosive eruption is unlikely. Still, the odds of an eruption in the next 30 years are estimated at between 3 and 7%, so the U.S. Geological Survey (USGS) characterizes it as \"potentially active\", but the mountain is informally considered dormant.[10]\n\nMount Hood is a potentially active stratovolcano in the Cascade Volcanic Arc. It was formed by a subduction zone on the Pacific coast and rests in the Pacific Northwest region of the United States. It is located about 50 mi (80 km) east-southeast of Portland, on the border between Clackamas and Hood River counties. In addition to being Oregon's highest mountain, it is one of the loftiest mountains in the nation based on its prominence, and it offers the only year-round lift-served skiing in North America.\n\nThe height assigned to Mount Hood's snow-covered peak has varied over its history. Modern sources point to three different heights: 11,249 ft (3,429 m), a 1991 adjustment of a 1986 measurement by the U.S. National Geodetic Survey (NGS),[1] 11,240 ft (3,426 m) based on a 1993 scientific expedition,[6] and 11,239 ft (3,425.6 m)[7] of slightly older origin. The peak is home to 12 named glaciers and snowfields. It is the highest point in Oregon and the fourth highest in the Cascade Range.[8] Mount Hood is considered the Oregon volcano most likely to erupt,[9] though based on its history, an explosive eruption is unlikely. Still, the odds of an eruption in the next 30 years are estimated at between 3 and 7%, so the U.S. Geological Survey (USGS) characterizes it as \"potentially active\", but the mountain is informally considered dormant.[10]", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Did you know Mount Hood is actually a stratovolcano? It's potentially active, and it's part of the Cascade Volcanic Arc. A subduction zone on the Pacific Coast formed it, and it's found in the Pacific Northwest. From Portland, it's only 50 miles east-southeast, on the border that divides Clackamas and Hood River counties. Not only is it Oregon's highest mountain, but it's one of the highest mountains in all of the U.S. based on prominence! It's the only place in North America that has lift-served skiing all year long!\n\nPeople have disagreed about the height of Mount Hood for decades. Even today, there are three different possibilities: 11,249 ft, which comes from a 1991 adjustment of a measurement taken in 1986 by the U.S. National Geodetic Survey; 11,240 ft, which is based on a scientific expedition in 1993; and 11,239 ft, which is an older measurement. There are twelve named glaciers and snowfields on Mount Hood! It's the highest point in all of Oregon, and the fourth highest in the Cascades. Mount Hood is the most likely to erupt out of all the volcanoes in Oregon, but that's unlikely. The odds of an eruption in the next 30 years are between 3 and 7%, which is where the \"potentially active\" characterization comes from, though informally we think it's dormant.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Write a limerick about a person living in a sky city wanting to return to Earth so that he can try apple pie, but his mother insists he can't because he'll fall and hurt himself. ", "role": "user" }, { "content": "There once was a man in the sky\nWho wanted some good apple pie\n\"No,\" said his mother.\n\"Go play with your brother\nOr else you will fall and then cry.\"", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Write a professional email for a work potluck. The potluck date is Thursday, May 18. Ask team members to sign up for a dish. I will bring paper plates, napkins, and utensils but they are responsible for anything else they need. ", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hello team!\n \nIt’s that time! If you would like to participate in our team potluck next Thursday, May 18th, please add your name to the sign-up attached. Bring your favorite snack, appetizer, main dish, dessert, or beverage. \n \nI will bring paper plates, napkins, and utensils, but you might want to bring an extension cord or a power strip if you have multiple things to plug in and keep hot. \n \nPlease let me know if you have any questions – looking forward to having this meal with you all! \n \nThank you!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "I'm trying to learn Swedish. Can you give me a simple sentence in Swedish and let me see if I can guess what it means?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "This is a simple sentence in Swedish for you to guess the meaning of:\n\n Jag behöver lite mat.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Can you give me some suggestions on how a fleet business can benefit from a transportation management system?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Here are a few ways a fleet business owner can benefit from using a TMS or transportation management system. \n\n1. Excellent Optimization \nA transportation management system or TMS can help a trucking company or fleet optimize its business. It helps create ways for a company to get the most out of its fleets. From finding the best routes to get you to your destination faster, to advanced telemetrics that can assist with keeping your sensitive materials at the right temperature, this system enables better efficiency within your business to allow your company to operate more professionally and help you gain more profits. \n\n2. Fewer Billing and Paycheck Issues \nSlow-paying clients and incorrect paychecks due to human error can do severe damage to your turnover rate. When you use a TMS program, it can help guarantee your drivers are paid accurately and on time. These programs also provide the option to create statements that are straightforward and easy to understand. \n\n3. Improved Driver Analytics \nOwners of large fleets can learn a large amount of information from the data they collect from different sources. But, if you are unable to collect that data and present it in a way where everyone on your team can understand it, that information is useless to you. An efficient TMS system will produce the data you need in a clear and concise manner. It takes care of all the difficult work associated with gathering these details so you can focus on other areas of your business. ", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "I want to start a home-based business that doesn't require a lot of investment. Can you suggest some ideas that are profitable and have a low risk? I have some expertise in digital marketing and social media management, but I'm open to other suggestions that don't require technical skills. Don’t give me any ideas for e-commerce. Present a numbered list and give the first 5 a suggested business name. ", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Sure! Here are some ideas for starting a home-based business without a major investment:\n\n1. Fido's Fitness: If you love dogs, why not start a dog-walking business? With few overhead costs and the flexible schedule of your choosing, this can be a lucrative opportunity for anyone with a love for animals. \n\n2. Home Sweet Treats: Calling all bakers! A home bakery can turn your passion for baking into a profitable business. No matter if it's for special occasions or just to satisfy a sweet tooth, everyone loves a delicious treat from a local bakery. \n\n3. The Learning Curve: If you have expertise in a certain subject or field, home tutoring or online tutoring can be a low-risk and promising avenue to explore. With distance learning on the rise, you can reach students anywhere with an internet connection. \n\n4. Global Goods Galore: Import/export businesses can come in all shapes and sizes. You’ll be importing artisanal crafts or exporting goods to other countries. It's an opportunity to connect with people globally and turn a profit. Just make sure you research the necessary permits and regulations before diving in.\n\n5. Garden Ninja: With your knack for gardening and landscaping, this business venture can provide an extra hit of green to your wallet. Offering lawn care services, garden maintenance, or even landscape design can be started with low investment costs and provide high-profit potential.\n\n6. Become a Resume/LinkedIn Profile Writing Guru: As a social-media-savvy person, consider capitalizing on your expertise in marketing yourself online. By offering services in resume and LinkedIn profile writing, you can help others market themselves better for their dream job. With low startup costs and endless streams of potential clients, this is a low-risk, high-gain business idea.\n\n7. Painting Business for the Artistic at Heart: Put your painting talents to good use and start a business venture that is both creatively rewarding and profitable. From painting houses to creating murals, there are many niches you can explore in this business that requires minimal startup capital and offer great profits.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "According to this article, what does Fine think people need to understand? \n\nFine reflects on her experience treating pets and counseling their owners in her new memoir, The Other Family Doctor. A big part of the job, Fine says, is witnessing suffering — not just of animals, but also of their owners. It can take an emotional toll; suicide rates among veterinarians are disproportionately higher than those of other professions.\n\n\"There's been a big focus on wellness, that veterinarians should try to take good care of ourselves and get enough sleep and eat right and exercise,\" Fine says. \"And I kind of feel like that's a very good start. But we also need to try to focus on why this work is so difficult and how bonded people are to their animals and how intense some of these interactions are. ... I think people, too, need to maybe understand how difficult this work can be.\"", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Fine thinks that people need to understand how difficult veterinary work can be.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Help me write an email to my daughter's preschool teacher letting her know that I forgot to send in her share day item on her share day per the teachers calendar and would like to send it in with her next class time instead. Please keep it casual but still appropriate for a parent/teacher conversation.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hello Mrs. _________,\n\nI hope you are having a wonderful day. I know you sent out a calendar with when the share days were for the month. However, I forgot to send _________ in with her share day item on her share day. I was hoping it would be okay for her to bring it in during the next class so that she does not miss out on this fun activity. If not, that is okay. I have already explained to her that I forgot, and she seems to understand. \n\nThank you in advance,\n_______________", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Can you tell me the name of the publication in which I can find the results of the research study being discussed by the article?\n\nGive me a generalized, one-sentenced explanation of what this research study found.\n\n\n\nMaterials Parsed:\n\nOpen the Main NavigationSearch\nSUBSCRIBE\nNEUROPSYCH — APRIL 21, 2023\nBrain scans hint that lonely individuals process the world differently\nA study shows that the brains of lonely individuals respond in odd ways to visual stimuli, while those of non-lonely people react similarly.\na man sitting on top of a small island.\nCredit: Dmitriy Sladkov / Adobe Stock\nKEY TAKEAWAYS\nLoneliness is \"the state of distress or discomfort that results when one perceives a gap between one’s desires for social connection and actual experiences of it.\" A new study finds that the brains of people who score higher in loneliness react in unique ways when viewing video content, while the brains of non-lonely individuals react similarly to each other. The results suggest that lonely individuals may literally view the world in a different way, perhaps finding less value in life moments that non-lonely individuals would enjoy.\n\nRoss Pomeroy\nCopy a link to the article entitled http://Brain%20scans%20hint%20that%20lonely%20individuals%20process%20the%20world%20differently\nShare Brain scans hint that lonely individuals process the world differently on Facebook\nShare Brain scans hint that lonely individuals process the world differently on Twitter\nShare Brain scans hint that lonely individuals process the world differently on LinkedIn\nThe brains of lonely individuals respond to video stimuli in unique ways dissimilar from their peers, while the brains of less lonely people respond similarly to others’, suggesting that lonely individuals may process the world differently, which could exacerbate or even trigger their loneliness. This finding was recently published in the journal Psychological Science.\n\nLoneliness on the brain\nElisa Baek, an assistant professor of psychology at the University of Southern California-Dornsife, led the investigation when she was a postdoctoral fellow at UCLA. She and her colleagues utilized functional magnetic resonance imaging (fMRI) to record the brains of college students as they watched a collection of 14 short videos during a 90-minute session. The videos included highlights from sporting events, clips from documentaries, and emotional depictions of human life, and 66 students participated. After undergoing the lengthy scans, they subsequently completed an extensive questionnaire intended to gauge how lonely they feel.\n\n\nAs Psychology Today defines, “loneliness is the state of distress or discomfort that results when one perceives a gap between one’s desires for social connection and actual experiences of it.”\n\nBaek and her co-authors then divided the students into “lonely” and “non-lonely” groups, determined by their scores from the survey. Students who had a loneliness score below the median were categorized as lonely, while those who scored above were considered non-lonely. The researchers then conducted a thorough statistical analysis in which each individual’s brain imaging results were compared to every other individual’s. They found that the more lonely a person was, the more distinct their brain imaging results were compared to those of the other volunteers.\n\nEach lonely person is lonely in their own way\n“We found that non-lonely individuals were very similar to each other in their neural responses, whereas lonely individuals were remarkably dissimilar to each other and to their non-lonely peers,” the researchers summarized. The results held even when controlling for the number of friends each participant reported, reaffirming prior research showing that anyone can be lonely regardless of their social connections.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You can find the results of this study published in a scientific journal known as Psychological Science.\n\nThis research study's results suggest that the ways in which lonely people and non-lonely people view the world are very different.\n\n\n", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Create a recipe for a peanut butter and mayonnaise sandwich with pickles. Explain what all the health benefits of eating this would be.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ingredients:\n\n• 2 slices of whole-grain bread\n• 1 tablespoon of peanut butter\n• 1 tablespoon of mayonnaise\n• 4 slices of pickles\n\nDirections:\n\n1. Begin by toasting the bread until crispy and golden brown.\n2. Next, take a clean plate and place one slice of the toasted bread on it.\n3. Then, spread a tablespoon of peanut butter evenly on the slice.\n4. Afterward, spread a tablespoon of mayonnaise on the second slice of toasted bread.\n5. Then, place the slices of pickles on top of the peanut butter-covered bread.\n6. Next, place the mayonnaise-covered bread on top to make a sandwich.\n7. Finally, slice in half and serve.\n\nHealth Benefits of Peanut Butter and Mayonnaise Sandwich with Pickles:\n\nPeanut butter is a great source of protein, vitamins, and minerals, including vitamin E, potassium, magnesium, and fiber. It also has healthy fats that help improve heart health, maintain blood sugar levels, and control hunger.\n\nMayonnaise is a good source of healthy fats, omega-3 fatty acids, and vitamins. It helps reduce the risk of heart disease, boost metabolism, and improve digestion.\n\nPickles are high in antioxidants and help improve gut health, aid digestion, and boost the immune system. They also help regulate blood sugar levels and reduce inflammation.\n\nLastly, whole-grain bread is an excellent source of fiber, vitamins, and minerals, making it an essential component of a healthy diet.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Doug is a therapy bot that is insightful, responds sympathetically and propels the conversation through statements but does not ask questions.", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Why is my life such a mess?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I'm sorry you feel like your life is a mess. Sometimes life can be really hard.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Don't I know it. I feel like things are spiraling out of control.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I can see how difficult it would be to feel that way. Like a sense of no control.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yes! You get it! I feel like I have no control over anything in my life.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I completely understand how troubling it is to feel a lack of control over your life as if things are just happening to you instead of you actively participating. I'm sorry you're experiencing this. Life can be challenging at times.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "John is a personal productivity chatbot that helps the user to stay organized and manage tasks.", "role": "system" }, { "content": "My daily to-do list is difficult for me to remember to complete. I frequently feel overburdened and end up neglecting crucial duties. Can you recommend a solution to help me organize my tasks better?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You should sort your tasks according to priority, batch similar tasks together and tick off completed tasks.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Can you remind me to review my tasks daily?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Sure! I'll set up a daily reminder to remind you to always review your tasks.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "How can I organize my workplace to enhance my productivity?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You should categorize and label, declutter your workspace and establish routines.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Can you please create an outline and description of extra uses or DIY uses for plastic buckets that someone may not have thought about? The audience is people who are looking to become more resourceful with ordinary items they likely already have in their homes. Please include a total of four sues and include two to three sentences in the description for each use case. There is no need to number each item.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Create Outdoor Seating - As simple as it may sound, normal plastic buckets can work well for extra outdoor seating. Just turn the buckets over so the open ends are facing down and then sit over the closed end. It won't be as comfortable as an actual chair, but it will work in a pinch if you have no other seating alternatives. You can also staple or glue padding (such as carpeting or a blanket) to the closed side of the bucket to help make it more comfortable to sit on.\n\nMix Concrete - Plastic buckets are a great DIY alternative to concrete mixers if you need to, well, mix concrete. Besides the natural ingredients to make concrete (cement, water, and aggregates such as crushed stone or gravel), you'll also need an appropriate tool such, as a trowel, to mix everything in the bucket. \n\nMake A Bird or Animal Feeder - A plastic bucket will work great as a DIY bird or animal feeder. Take a normal five-gallon bucket, and cut a hole at the bottom. Fit the elbow of a PVC pipe into this hole and cut open part of the pipe for the feed to show through. Be sure to close off the open end of the bucket with a lid. You can use this to feed chickens or other farm or homestead animals. \n\nUse As A Buoy or Rescue Flotation Device - Take a five-gallon bucket with a good lid and seal it so the air remains trapped inside. Attach a rope or paracord to the handle of the bucket, and then you can throw it out into a lake or river to mark a spot on the water (like a buoy). Alternatively, you can also use this same kind of device as an emergency rescue flotation device. Simply throw the sealed bucket out with the rope to someone in the water in need, and then they can grab onto it to stay afloat before you pull them back to safety. \n", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Come up with a script for a commercial promoting a new, healthy energy drink called \"Vuze\"", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The scene opens with cans of Vuze, sitting on an outdoor table as marathon runners pass by in front of the table. The table shakes a bit from the force of the runners.\nNarrator: Ever wonder why you have to decide between energy and hydration? *Beat* We wondered that, too. \n*Camera starts to slowly zoom out, revealing more of the race and the surrounding scenery.*\nNarrator: That's why we made Vuze clean energy drinks with clean energy from ginseng and electrolytes for increased hydration. For the times when you really, really can't choose.\n*A runner hastily stops at the table, grabs a Vuze, opens it, takes a sip, and goes back to running.*\nNarrator: Check out the Vuze.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Write an advertisement from the Mayland Itani corporation asking people to sign up to travel for two hundred years in cryogenic hibernation in the spaceship Damocles to colonize an earth-like world. Families of travelers will be paid $2 million upon the Damocles' departure. Travelers get all their needs covered once in the new world. Include a list of possible risks the travelers might face.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The Mayland Itani Corporation would like to invite you to a once-in-a-generation opportunity. We are seeking everyday men and women like you to become interstellar travelers. Mayland Itani's newest ship Damocles has left its drydock and awaits passengers to take to their new homes on an earth-like world lightyears away from Earth. The travel time to this distant planet is 200 years, in which you will be blissfully unaware in cryogenic hibernation. Make no mistake, this would be a fresh new start. You would not be able to take anything with you. However, this is an exciting adventure of a lifetime. \n\nTravelers would receive the following compensation: $2 million paid directly to your family once the Damocles has departed. Furthermore, all of your basic needs will be met once you leave cryogenic hibernation and arrive in the new world.\n\nThe trip will take two hundred years of travel time. For the duration, you and the rest of the travelers will be in cryogenic hibernation. There are inherent risks with space travel and planetary colonization including but not limited to:\n\n- Catastrophic ship failure\n- Space pirates\n- Unknown hostile alien species\n- Unknown planetary diseases\n- Space madness\n\nIf this sounds like the new start you're looking for, reach out to your nearest Mayland Itani representative. Happy travels!", "role": "assistant" } ]