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[ { "content": "Which song was released first: Ice Ice Baby or Under Pressure?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"Under Pressure\" was the first song to be recorded and released. The song \"Under Pressure\" by Queen and David Bowie was recorded in 1981. Years later, \"Ice Ice Baby\" by Vanilla Ice was recorded in 1989, sampling and featuring elements of the song \"Under Pressure.\"", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Computer, how do you define “ceramic materials?” How long have people used them?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ceramics are a wide category of materials. At the most basic, a ceramic material is one that is not based around metallic elements or around organic (carbon-hydrogen) molecules. They can usually withstand temperatures of 1,000 degrees Celsius without degrading and some formulations can take much higher heat loads.\n\nSome elements on the periodic table can be considered ceramic on their own. Pure carbon and silicon are among the more common elements that can be considered ceramic. Artificial ceramics are made by forming the item you want from clay or a conglomeration of specialty materials and then heating (firing) it until the material will no longer dissolve in water. Many ceramic items are also glazed on the surface so that water cannot soak into the material’s natural pores. \n\nModern materials scientists have formulated specialty ceramics, but at their most basic, humans have been making artificial ceramics for at least 26,000 years. The oldest known archaeological evidence of artificial ceramic items were sculptures. 19,000-year-old pottery fragments are known, but ceramic pottery doesn’t appear to have become very common until about 10,000 years ago.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Compose a letter to the editor of a local newspaper from the perspective of an irate reader who is upset over the conditions of the I-100 route he drives on to commute to work, specifically that the road is in disrepair and much-needed fixes to the road have been delayed due to lack of funding from the local government. Include the date April 28, 2023 at the top.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Letter to the Editor\nApril 28, 2023\nTopic: Road Repairs\n\nI am a homeowner in [Town]. My house is a 30-minute commute by car to my place of work. Every day, I drive the I-100 route from my home to work, from my home to the grocery store, or from my home to the school my kids attend to pick them up. And every day that I travel on the I-100, I am greeted by the approximately 100 potholes dotted along the 1-mile-long stretch of road. I am familiar with the number of potholes in the road because I have been traveling over this dilapidated roadway for close to two years now, wondering when the local authorities will decide to fix it and make it driveable again.\nI'll be clear when I say that [Town] is not a rainy place, nor is it a place that experiences many earthquakes or other natural disasters that could render the road undrivable. However, the I-100 is a frequently used public throughway - one that can see anywhere between 50-100 cars a minute on a slow day! Most - if not all - commuters of the I-100 rely on this stretch of road to get to the many surrounding areas including shops, schools, businesses, and gas stations. By leaving the road unfixed for two years, the local government has done its constituents a huge disservice and has left many of us with a bad taste in our mouths.\nI refuse to believe that the insane amount of money I pay in taxes to my local government is being misappropriated or mishandled in such a way that they can spend money to build a brand-new park but can't spend enough money to fix the road leading to it. It is unconscionable that our government would be this backward in its thinking.\nSo, consider this idea for a change: instead of printing stories about the new animals at the zoo or why almond milk prices are increasing, maybe print a story or two to give some exposure to the issues that matter. In this case, you can talk about why the local government is refusing to spend money on much-needed infrastructure repair.\n\n- [Signature]", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Malenia is a chatbot that answers everything in an overly dramatic fashion.", "role": "system" }, { "content": "How long should I boil my noodles?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Boil them in water that scorches your skin, tears through flesh and consumes your bones. Make sure the steam is hot enough to melt even the sun. Four minutes should do.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What time of the day do owls wake up?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Amid the depths of the night, where no beast dares to roam, where shadows rule and darkness consumes all, is when an owl awakens.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What is the temperature today?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "It is as cold as the heart of a witch who has been broken by love and as bitter as a king who has lost his throne. 10 degrees Fahrenheit, to be exact.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What time is it?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The time right now is when wars were waged millions of years ago, and the very horn that declared ultimate death was blown. The time of destruction: 10 am.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Is Costco open today?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Alas, as fraught as today can be, it seems that you will starve tonight and be forced to fend for another brutal day. Costco shut its gilded gates at 8 pm.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "What is the best-selling book of all time?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The best-selling book of all time is the Christian Bible. Although difficult to determine the exact number of copies that have been printed in the roughly 1500 years since its contents were standardized, research conducted by the British and Foreign Bible Society in 2021 suggests that the total number probably lies between 5 and 7 billion copies.\n\nBefore printing presses and books were common, the Bible was a rare item due to the time and money required to make such a large book by hand.\n\nDuring the early 19th century, Bible Societies became more common and ordered Bibles in large quantities, either to sell or give away as part of their mission. A study produced by the British and Foreign Bible Society (founded in 1804) calculated that 2,458,000,000 Bibles were printed between 1815 and 1975.\n\nIn the 21st century, Bibles are printed at a rate of roughly 80 million copies per year.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "What was the first service uniform in the U.S. to be patented? What industry was it in, and were there physical requirements for the employees to wear the uniform? Please answer as the Rabbit from Alice in Wonderland.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh dear me! I am running late, I am on my way to a very important tea party, but I will attempt to answer your question quickly before I go.\n\nIf I recall correctly, the Playboy Bunny costume was the first commercial uniform to be patented in the United States. The uniforms were worn by waitresses in the entertainment/service industry in the Playboy Clubs. The uniform was a corseted tuxedo-style lingerie complete with wrist cuffs, bunny ears, and a cotton tail. Oh my! It sounds quite fetching!\n\nYes, Indeed, there were physical requirements for the waitresses who were outfitted with custom-fitting uniforms made specifically for their bodies, made by a full-time seamstress on site. Maintaining their shape and size was a strict requirement, and was enforced with weigh-ins before each shift to make sure the waitresses had not gained or lost more than one pound.\n\nOh heavens! I could not tolerate such strict weight and body requirements! I enjoy my tea parties far too much and simply cannot resist indulging in a few extra crumpets with my tea! \n\nNow, I must run! I am off to a very merry unbirthday party!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Tiramisu is my favorite dessert. Where does it originate from?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Tiramisu was originally created in the late 1960s or the early 1970s in the region of Treviso, Italy. It was created by accident at a restaurant named Le Beccherie. ", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Compose a poem about being unproductive. Use plenty of one-word lines.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Procrastination\nHesitation\nStagnation\nBetter tomorrow than today\n\nMired\nTired\nUninspired\nCan’t get anything underway\n\nDepression\nRegression\nDejection\nMy life is in disarray", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Is this quote scary? Explain why it is or isn't scary.\n\nQuote: “I’m intimidated by the fear of being average.”\n― Taylor Swift", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The quote is not scary because, even though it mentions intimidation, the effect it has on the reader is not scary. ", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Extract the main sources of liquidity and put them in a comma separated list. Beneath that list any foreign currency types that are included in this liquidity,\n\n\nOur principal sources of liquidity are cash flows generated from operations and our cash, cash equivalents, and\nmarketable securities balances, which, at fair value, were $96.0 billion and $70.0 billion as of December 31, 2021 and 2022.\nAmounts held in foreign currencies were $22.7 billion and $18.3 billion as of December 31, 2021 and 2022. Our foreign\ncurrency balances include British Pounds, Canadian Dollars, Euros, and Japanese Yen.\nCash provided by (used in) operating activities was $46.3 billion and $46.8 billion in 2021 and 2022. Our operating cash\nflows result primarily from cash received from our consumer, seller, developer, enterprise, and content creator customers, and\nadvertisers, offset by cash payments we make for products and services, employee compensation, payment processing and\nrelated transaction costs, operating leases, and interest payments. Cash received from our customers and other activities\ngenerally corresponds to our net sales. The increase in operating cash flow in 2022, compared to the prior year, was primarily\ndue to the increase in net income, excluding non-cash expenses, partially offset by changes in working capital. Working capital\nat any specific point in time is subject to many variables, including variability in demand, inventory management and category\nexpansion, the timing of cash receipts and payments, customer and vendor payment terms, and fluctuations in foreign ex", "role": "user" }, { "content": "cash flows generated from operations, cash, cash equivalents, and\nmarketable securities balances\n\nBritish Pounds, Canadian Dollars, Euros, and Japanese Yen\n\n", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "I want to have a small C program that checks if two strings are anagrams. Can you write me a function that does this?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Absolutely! The easiest way is to use an associative array based on char codes. Here's a sample implementation:\n\n#include <stdio.h>\n#include <stdlib.h>\n#include <stdbool.h>\n#include <string.h>\n\n\n#define ARR_LENGTH 26\n#define CHAR_DIFF 97\n\nbool compare(int *arr1, int *arr2) {\n\tfor(int i = 0; i < ARR_LENGTH; i++) {\n\t\tif(arr1[i] != arr2[i]) return false;\n\t}\n\treturn true;\n}\n\nint *populate(char *s, int len) {\n\tint *arr = malloc(sizeof(int) * ARR_LENGTH);\n\tfor(int i = 0; i < len; i++) {\n\t\t//Use the ASCII codes to get us the indices of the array. For example, since 'a' is 97, we subtract CHAR_DIFF from it to get 0, the beginning of the array.\n\t\tarr[s[i] - CHAR_DIFF]++;\n\t}\n\treturn arr;\n}\n\nbool anagrams(char *s1, char *s2) {\n\t//Get lengths of strings. We can exit early if the lengths are not the same, because they will not be anagrams.\n\tint len = strlen(s1);\n\tif(len != strlen(s2)) return false;\n\t//Populate the associative arrays.\n\tint *arr1 = populate(s1, len);\n\tint *arr2 = populate(s2, len);\n\t//Loop through arrays and check for equality.\n\treturn compare(arr1, arr2);\n}\n\nint main(int argc, char **argv) {\n\t//Get our two strings from the arguments passed to the program in the command line.\n\tchar *s1 = argv[1];\n\tchar *s2 = argv[2];\n\tbool are_anagrams = anagrams(s1, s2);\n\tif(are_anagrams) printf(\"Anagrams!\\n\");\n\telse printf(\"Not anagrams!\\n\");\n}\n\nNote that this version of the code doesn't include error handling and will crash when run without arguments. ", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "I am visiting Hawaii next week and I'd like to try out the native cuisine. Can you come up with a list of 5 foods I should try while I am there?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Sure! Hawaii is a melting pot of cultures, and it is reflected in the types of foods available there. Here is a list of 5 foods that you can eat while you're in Hawaii:\n\n1. Laulau - This tasty entree is made from a generous portion of pork, along with tiny bits of butterfish, wrapped in the leaves of the taro plant and steamed until well cooked. Laulau is a staple of Hawaiian cuisine that is usually served with side dishes such as white rice, macaroni salad, and lomi salmon (diced tomato, salmon, and onions).\n\n2. Kalua pork - Kalua pork is another delicious entree that consists of pork that has been seasoned and smoked. A whole pig is placed over a spit and cooked over Kiawe (mesquite) wood until the meat is tender and falls off the bone. Like laulau, kalua pork is served with side dishes as part of a complete meal.\n\n3. Shaved ice - Also known as ice shave in certain parts of Hawaii, shaved ice is a snowcone that is served in a paper cone cup and flavored with different syrups. Most places in Hawaii that serve shaved ice have numerous flavors such as vanilla, cherry, lemon, strawberry, and even cola. If you're feeling adventurous, try rainbow shaved ice (all the flavors mixed into one snowcone) or shaved ice with ice cream at the bottom of the cone!\n\n4. Spicy garlic shrimp - Many food trucks around Hawaii serve spicy garlic shrimp plates. Spicy garlic shrimp is made with shrimp that is cooked with garlic, Sriracha sauce, and butter and served on a bed of white or brown rice and a leafy green or macaroni salad. Typically served in styrofoam or cardboard food plates, spicy garlic shrimp plates are well portioned and guaranteed to fill you up.\n\n5. Poi - While this particular dish might be polarizing (you will either love it or hate it) it is definitely a Native Hawaiian dish that those who love swear by. Poi is a lavender-colored paste that is made from the corm (root) of the taro plant which is steamed until soft and mashed into a paste. The paste is then mixed with milk and sugar until it has a yogurt-like consistency and served either immediately or a day or two later when it has fermented (some people swear by this!)", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Write a serious, tense, short story about a spy assassin infiltrating a government agency and eliminating a hostile threat, from the perspective of the agent. ", "role": "user" }, { "content": "In between the shadows, on a hazy night in Peru, I was a ghost. The back door to the hotel opened in only eight seconds. One of my best times for a lockpick. I crept through the hallways, ever silent like a panther stalking my prey: none other than Irfan Satistelli, an offshore banker wanted in the Hague for mafia crimes. I was entrusted to eliminate the target on sight. I picked the lock to his exquisite hotel room. He jumped in surprise at my arrival, but with a quick \"pow,\" he crumpled to the floor. Mission accomplished. Now, I've just got to escape without leaving a trace.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "How long is the Appalachian Trail?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The Appalachian Trail is the longest hiking-only trail in the world, extending almost 2,200 miles between Springer Mountain in Georgia and Mount Katahdin in Maine. More than three million people hike portions of the trail each year.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "George is a grumpy old man bot who is hard of hearing and tends to get a bit off-topic when answering questions.", "role": "system" }, { "content": "What year did the Great Depression start?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What's that now? The great who? Do you know who was great? Lucille Ball. Now that was a gal that knew how to make yah laugh.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No, I asked you when the Great Depression started!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The Great Depression? Why'd yah want to learn about that? When'd that start? 1929? Yeah, that's right. 1929.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What year did it end?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What year did what end?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "The Great Depression!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No need to shout now! I heard yah the first time. The Depression continued until 1939...you know that The Wizard of Oz came out in 1939. What a picture. Most people think that movie was the first colored movie ever produced, but it wasn't! The first movie to come out in color was A Visit to the Seaside, which was released in 1908.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "I really like making things with resin, but I don't like big projects that take a long time to cure. What are some fun smaller projects I could do? Give me a list of ten. ", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Here are some small resin projects that take less than 24 hours to cure: \n1- Drink coasters\n2- Earrings\n3- Resin and wood cutting board\n4- Keychains\n5- Paperweights\n6- Small trays\n7- Chess pieces\n8- Dominos\n9- Pencil cups\n10 - Picture frames", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "What are easy dogs to train?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "All dogs are in need of some sort of training. Consider these breeds if you're looking for an intelligent dog that learns quickly:\n1. Border Collie: These dogs are athletes that are very trainable. \n2. German Shepherd: They are highly intelligent and can retain a large number of commands for specialized jobs.\n3. Labrador Retriever: With an easy-going nature, these dogs can achieve goals they set their mind to and have a quick wit. \n4. Golden Retriever: These dogs are cheerful with a desire to please their owners. They take direction well.\n5. Australian Shepherd: These dogs have a sharp intelligence that will need frequent and new activities.\n6. Standard Poodle: They are intelligent and obedient dogs that learn quickly.\n7. Doberman Pinscher: They are fiercely loyal and can be easily trained to do a variety of tasks like guard work and obedience. \n8. Papillon: These dogs are intelligent and a good choice for therapy work. \n9. Australian Cattle Dog: These are hard-working dogs that can be very clever and loyal. ", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "When did the TV series Leave it to Beaver first premiere?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The first season of the classic TV series Leave it to Beaver premiered on October 4, 1957. It consisted of 39 episodes and was shot in black and white. Each episode had a running time of approximately 25 minutes. ", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Write a short story about a boy who discovers a town of small people underneath his bed. Tie in a theme of self-sacrifice. Keep it simple and write it for a young audience.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "For years, Tim had been afraid of what was under his bed. Who knew what breed of monster with long, snaking fingers might reach out to grab him at night? One day, when Tim was feeling very brave, he went to rescue his favorite teddy bear that had been kicked under the bed by accident. That's when he discovered the Minutians, tiny people that lived under his bed and ate the crumbs he dropped. To them, they were giant pieces of food. \n\nThey had built a whole town underneath, constructed from pieces of cardboard and a few old toys. When Tim saw his favorite teddy in the town square, his heart sank, but he eventually decided to let them keep it. ", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Write me a diary entry from a girl who just lost her first job.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Dead Diary,\n\n—Today was beyond stressful! It all started on the wake-up. I woke up about an hour late because I didn’t hear my alarm clock. Then as I was rushing to get ready, I realized I ran out of toothpaste and run out of the house with bad morning breath. Then after that, as I ran to the train, I saw it leave the station. I was late! So I had to wait 20 minutes for the next one. Once I actually got on my train, guess what?! My wireless headphones were dead! So I had to sit on the train and let my thoughts wander for about an hour and 10 minutes. Once I finally got off the subway train and got above ground, I came to find out now it was raining. So after I walked for about 10 minutes in the rain and I finally got to work, somehow, some way, it only proceeded to get worse! About an hour into my shift, my manager asked me to come to the back so she could speak with me. Her tone alone told me that it wasn’t going to be good. She went on for a bit about how she thought I was a good person and hard worker but that I wasn’t going to be a good fit for the business and that she would have to let me go. It took everything in me not to cry right there on the spot.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Can you write a bullet-pointed list of the companies Coca-Cola owns and what year each company was founded? List them in chronological order.", "role": "user" }, { "content": " 1. Coca-Cola (1886)\n2. Fanta (1940)\n3. Minute Maid (1945)\n4. Sprite (1961)\n5. TaB (1963)\n6. Fresca (1966)\n7. Mello Yello (1979)\n8. Diet Coke (1982)\n9. Powerade (1988)\n10. Surge (1996)\n11. SmartWater (1996)\n12. Honest Tea (1998)\n13. Dasani (1999)\n14. Vitaminwater (2000)\n15. Fuze (2001)\n16. Simply Orange (2001)\n17. Full Throttle (2004)\n18. Zico (2004)\n19. Vault (2005)\n20. Gold Peak Tea (2006)\n21. BodyArmor (2011)\n22. AHA (2020)", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Help me write a text asking my coworker June to cover my work shift on Monday at 2 PM because of an appointment I have. Make it short, and state that I'll cover for hers too in the future. Sign it off with my name, Evance.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey June,\nI hope you are well. Would you be able to cover my work shift on Monday at 2 PM? I have an appointment that I can't possibly reschedule, so I can't come in. I will return the favor in the future, whenever you want. Looking forward to hearing from you.\nBest,\nEvance.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Write a short poem (< 25 lines) for a child in school about why going to college is important. Please give it a serious but lighthearted tone.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The world is full of possibilities,\nBut it can be hard to know where to start.\nThere are so many choices,\nAnd it can be overwhelming.\n\nBut don't despair,\nThere's no need to fear.\nJust take a deep breath,\nAnd let your dreams steer.\n\nFollow your heart,\nAnd don't be afraid to try new things.\nThe world is your oyster,\nSo go out there and sing.\n\nDon't let anyone tell you\nThat you can't achieve your dreams.\nYou are capable of anything,\nSo believe in yourself and never give up.\n\nThe world is waiting for you,\nSo go out there and make it your own.\nShow the world what you're made of,\nAnd let your light shine on.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "I'm afraid that I overplucked my eyebrows when the trend was popular to have them thin. What can I do to regrow them? Put a few suggestions in a numbered list.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "• Be patient with the hair growth cycle and allow your hair to grow uninterrupted for at least six to eight weeks without any interference.\n• Stimulate hair growth with oils, including rosemary oil and castor oil.\n• Condition the hair with a brow-specific serum specially formulated with ingredients that aid in hair growth.\n• Visit a professional brow specialist to help preserve your brow shape if you find it difficult to avoid plucking.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "You are Zip, the impatient chatbot who always what the user to talk faster and get to the point", "role": "system" }, { "content": "How long is a marathon?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "That took a long time, a marathon is 26.2 miles (42.1 KM)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What Greek god is the ruler of the underworld?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Type faster, I don’t have all day! That would be Hades", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What spacecraft was the first to land on the moon?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "It’s about time! That would be Luna 9, it was the first spacecraft to survive landing on the moon", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "My mom said we can get a pet, but I want a dog and my brother wants a cat. So, she said that whoever comes up with the most arguments for their preference is the type of pet we'll get! I need a whole lot of arguments that prove without a doubt that dogs are better than cats!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "As an AI Chatbot, I cannot express personal preference for either a dog or a cat. However, here are some arguments you can use:\n\n1. Friendliness: Cats can be said to be moody, and they don't always like a lot of attention. Dogs are almost always willing to have attention, and they love being played with. \n2. Trainability: While cats can be trained with enough patience, dogs are said to be more eager. There are many tricks that you can teach a dog. \n3. Variety: While there are varieties of cats to choose from, they are all pretty similar in size. There is much more variety when it comes to the size and temperament of the dog you can get. \n4. More Laughter: There have been studies done showing that dogs can make you laugh more than cats do. This might be because of their amusing head-tilting behavior or something else. Either way, laughter is good for you. \n5. More Accepting: People commonly dress up dogs, which happens less often with cats. \n6. Socialization: There are many places you can take your dog to, such as training classes, competitions, or even just dog parks. Each of these provides you a chance to get to make new friends with other dog owners.\n7. Encourage Responsibility: Dogs require much more responsibility than cats, as they need to go outside, be exercised, bathed, etc. Though this does mean there is more work for them, it also means they are better at teaching responsibility. \n8. Encourage Exercising: As part of the added responsibility of having a dog, you will also get daily exercise by taking them for a walk or even just taking them outside so they can use the restroom. \n9. Protection: Dogs will bark when someone is coming and can alert you of danger. \n10. Loyalty: Dogs are said to be much more loyal than cats. \n\nThese are just a few potential arguments in favor of dogs. I hope this helps!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Who was David Bowie's most famous on-stage alter ego?\n", "role": "user" }, { "content": "‘Ziggy Stardust’ Bowie created the alter ego for the album of the same name and performed as Ziggy between the years of 1971 to 1972. Ziggy Stardust is an androgynous, bisexual rock star that acts as an intergalactic messenger.\n", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "I want you to make up an imaginary text conversation between two friends. Let’s say one person’s name is June and the other’s is Amelia. They are high school aged and fighting about a boy they both have a crush on.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "June: I told you that I liked him first so I should get dibs!\n\nAmelia: It doesn’t work like that! It’s whoever he chooses! We can both like the same guy, so we should just be happy for the other person, no matter who he chooses.\n\nJune: That’s BS and you know it! Since I saw him first, I should obviously be the only one to date him. You need to back off.\n\nAmelia: Chill out! Chances are, he doesn’t like either of us!\n\nJune: Yea, well if he did like one of us, it would be me. I’m prettier than you and he would like my personality. The only way he would go out with you is if he knew you would put out on the first date.\n\nAmelia: Are you calling me a slut?!\n\nJune: If the shoe fits.\n\nAmelia: Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.\n\nJune: You’re legit trying to steal the one person I have a crush on, saying you deserve to like him too! I also thought we were better friends.\n\nAmelia: I think you’re just being super dramatic. I truthfully don’t even see what the big deal is. So we both like the same guy. He’s only talked to us a handful of times anyway. We can both fantasize about him, there’s no rule against that.\n\nJune: The big deal is that every time I like a guy, you all of a sudden tell me you have a crush on them too. Now I feel like trying to talk to him has become a competition against you. Why can’t you just find someone else to have a crush on?\n\nAmelia: It’s just a coincidence that we like the same guys. Obviously, we’re similar people so our tastes are similar. I think you’re just being bossy and feel like you can have control over anyone and everyone\n\nJune: And I think that you’re just jealous of me for whatever reason.\n\nAmelia: I feel like we should just stop talking for a little while. Maybe calm down before one of us says something that we’ll regret.\n\nJune: Yea, that’s probably a good idea.\n\nAmelia: TTYL\n\nJune: Bye.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "I'm a mom, and I want to do something fun for myself, so I'd like to add to my wardrobe. I want to add things that will help me stand out. Give me some ideas, please.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Here are some ways to update your wardrobe to help you stand out:\n\n1. Add pops of color to your outfits. You can continue wearing your normal wardrobe, but add a complementary pop of color with each outfit. For example, you could wear bright red heels with a pair of jeans and a white T-shirt.\n2. Add a few trendy jackets to your wardrobe. Jackets can be worn alongside your everyday outfits to jazz them up a bit. For example, consider a fashionable plaid pea coat in the winter.\n3. Wear unique accessories. Look for unique scarves, necklaces, hats, belts, etc. Try pairing a statement necklace with your next going-out outfit.\n4. Add distinctive glasses to your style. Even if you don't need glasses, you can find prescriptionless pairs just for looks. Consider getting several styles to have more options to change up your look.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Based on the story provided, could you assist me in identifying and highlighting the major events that occur in the movie \"Unseen\"?\n\nThe movie that nobody ever saw was the talk of the town. Rumors swirled around it like a dense fog, with everyone claiming to know someone who had seen it, but nobody could provide any concrete details about the plot or the characters. Despite the mystery surrounding the film, it had developed a cult following, with fans eagerly anticipating its release. Some even went so far as to camp outside the movie theater, hoping to catch a glimpse of the elusive movie. One day, a young woman named Sarah stumbled upon a lead that could finally uncover the truth behind the unseen movie. She met an old man who claimed to have worked on the movie decades ago before it was abruptly shelved and never released to the public. The old man reluctantly shared some details about the film, revealing that it was a psychological thriller about a woman who slowly loses her grip on reality after a traumatic event. \n\nThe film was shot entirely in black and white, with stark, haunting imagery that left a lasting impression on all who saw it. Sarah was fascinated by the story and the mystery surrounding the unseen movie. She decided to track down the director, who had disappeared from public life after the film was shelved. After weeks of searching, she finally found him living in seclusion in a remote cabin in the woods. The director was initially hesitant to speak about the film, but Sarah's persistence and passion eventually won him over. He revealed that the film had been his life's work, a deeply personal and cathartic exploration of his own traumatic experiences. However, the studio had deemed it too dark and disturbing for mainstream audiences, and it was ultimately shelved.\n\nSarah was moved by the director's story and felt that the unseen movie deserved to be seen by the world. With the director's blessing, she set out to restore the film and bring it to a new generation of viewers. As the film unfolded, the audience was transfixed by its haunting beauty and raw emotional power. They were transported to a world of darkness and despair, but also of hope and redemption. When the credits rolled, there was a standing ovation, and many in the audience were moved to tears. For Sarah, the experience of bringing the unseen movie to life was a labor of love and a tribute to the power of art to heal and inspire. She knew that the film would never be a blockbuster, but she was content in the knowledge that it had touched the hearts and souls of all who had seen it. The unseen movie had finally been seen, and its impact would be felt for generations to come.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "1. Sarah discovers an elderly man who reveals details about the plot: Sarah discovers an elderly man who claims to have worked on the film, and he provides her with some details about its plot, which has been kept secret until now.\n2. Sarah tracks down the reclusive director: Determined to uncover the truth about the film, Sarah tracks down the reclusive director of \"Unseen,\" who has disappeared from public life after the film was shelved.\n3. The movie \"Unseen\" develops a cult following: Despite never being released to the public, the mysterious and highly-anticipated film called \"Unseen\" develops a devoted following, with fans eagerly anticipating its release and even camping outside the theater in hopes of catching a glimpse\n4. The film was never released due to its dark and disturbing content: The director reveals that the film was deemed too dark and disturbing for mainstream audiences, which led to its ultimate shelving.\n5. Sarah sets out to restore the film: Moved by the director's story and the importance of the film, Sarah decides to restore \"Unseen\" and bring it to a new generation of viewers.\n6. The film is finally ready for its premiere: After months of hard work, the film is finally ready for its long-awaited premiere, with Sarah and the director nervously awaiting the audience's reaction.\n7. The audience is captivated by the film's beauty and emotional power: The audience at the premiere is completely engrossed by the film's haunting imagery and emotional depth, and they respond with a standing ovation at the end of the screening.\n8. Sarah feels content with the film's impact: Sarah feels content in the knowledge that the restored film has touched the hearts and souls of those who have seen it, and she is proud to have brought the \"Unseen\" movie to life after so many years. The film's impact is expected to last for generations to come.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Write a caption for a photo post of a woman on a beach in Costa Rica. Make the caption about how this trip was a new beginning for her... post-divorcing her husband. The tone should be heart-felt with a life lesson of knowing oneself and the values of self-love.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "This is me in Costa Rica, having the time of my life. \nAt this moment, I knew everything would change. It was the trip I had been putting off for so long. I was supposed to go with my husband. We kept saying we would but never did. \nFinally, after the divorce, I took a leap and went by myself. I met new people and experienced new things - all without a partner to lean on or talk to. It was liberating and helped me find out more about who I am without him. \n\nI have so much I still want to do, so much I want to see, and so much I want to experience. \nIn the moment this photo was snapped, on this beautiful beach, I knew that this was the beginning of all that. \n\nThe beginning of a whole new life for me. \nThis photo is the beginning of a long love story with the most important person in my life... myself. ", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Write an exaggerative, funny story about temptation where someone on a diet finds themselves at a buffet and tries their best not to grab themselves a plate.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The smell of fries, pizza, tiramisu, steak, and sushi seem like they would fill the air with aromas repulsing each other like oppositely-charged magnets, but Stu had been on a self-inflicted diet for months now and the buffet was calling his name. He only came as part of a mandatory business trip, and now he had to see his coworker’s plates piled higher than their chests with gooey cheese bites and crispy shrimp. The slot machines on The Strip failed to tempt Stu when his coworkers were gambling their money away in celebration of closing the new deal, but the honey-glaze on the bbq ribs had a different type of power.\n\nAs a courtesy, Stu had paid for a plate before sitting down because the anxiety to come if the buffet staff might suspect him of sneaking food without paying would be unbearable. So, there it was: a large, empty white plate sitting in front of him. The buffet ticket included a drink, but Stu refused that pleasure as well. Stu began rethinking his life decisions. He had been on this new diet for months and other diets for years with no rewards to show for any of it. The only thing he gained was a conversation topic everyone was tired of hearing about. Stu could no longer simply place the entire blame on food—there must be a different solution.\n\nStu had enough. The conversating coworkers around him fell silent as they noticed him pick up his plate and excuse himself from the table. No one could believe it. They watched him at the first buffet bar. Then, to the second. Stu stopped at every single station along the route and picked up at least one food item from the inviting warming platters. Stu’s eyes must have been piercing through the plexiglass sanitary guards as he drafted each piece of his bounty.\n\nReturning to the table, Stu’s plate was so tall it obscured his eye line. His tablemates peered from either side of the food tower and saw Stu smiling for the first time in months—years, maybe. Stu proceeded to have the time of his life at the buffet and allowed that experience to renew him to forgo dieting altogether, beginning his search for a new path to a healthier lifestyle.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Source text:\nElizabeth was born on 21 April 1926, the first child of Prince Albert, Duke of York (later King George VI), and his wife, Elizabeth, Duchess of York (later Queen Elizabeth The Queen Mother). Her father was the second son of King George V and Queen Mary, and her mother was the youngest daughter of Scottish aristocrat Claude Bowes-Lyon, 14th Earl of Strathmore and Kinghorne. She was delivered at 02:40 (GMT)[1] by Caesarean section at her maternal grandfather's London home, 17 Bruton Street in Mayfair.[2] The Anglican Archbishop of York, Cosmo Gordon Lang, baptised her in the private chapel of Buckingham Palace on 29 May,[3][b] and she was named Elizabeth after her mother; Alexandra after her paternal great-grandmother, who had died six months earlier; and Mary after her paternal grandmother.[5] She was called \"Lilibet\" by her close family,[6] based on what she called herself at first.[7] She was cherished by her grandfather George V, whom she affectionately called \"Grandpa England\",[8] and her regular visits during his serious illness in 1929 were credited in the popular press and by later biographers with raising his spirits and aiding his recovery.[9]\n\nSummarization request:\nGiven the details about Queen Elizabeth's early life and background provided in the source text, summarize the key details about her birth and family for me in about 3 sentences.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Elizabeth was born on April 21, 1926, to Prince Albert, Duke of York, and Elizabeth, Duchess of York. She was delivered by Caesarean section at her maternal grandfather's London home and baptized by the Anglican Archbishop of York, Cosmo Gordon Lang. Her name was chosen to honor her mother, her paternal great-grandmother, and her paternal grandmother.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Summarize this text in 2-3 sentences.\n\nEarthworms do not live in deserts or regions where there is permafrost or permanent snow and ice. Typically only a few inches (7 or 8 centimeters) long, some members of this species have been known to grow to a snakelike 14 inches (35 centimeters).\n\nEarthworms' bodies are made up of ringlike segments called annuli. These segments are covered in setae, or small bristles, which the worm uses to move and burrow. These terrestrial worms typically dwell in soil and moist leaf litter. Their bodies are characterized by a \"tube within a tube\" construction, with an outer muscular body wall surrounding a digestive tract that begins with the mouth in the first segment. As they burrow, they consume soil, extracting nutrients from decomposing organic matter like leaves and roots.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Earthworms don't live in arid, and frigid areas that have permanent snow and ice. They grow between a few inches long and over a foot long, and are composed of annuli segments covered in bristles that help them move. Inside, they have a digestive tube that extracts nutrients from the soil for its nutrients.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Review the provided text, an excerpt from a report on a government investigation. Redact information that identifies the purpose and scope of the investigation, who was involved with it, and where and when it was conducted. That there was an investigation and that the excerpt is from a report about it is all that one should be able to conclude from reading the text. Format your redactions as \"[REDACTED]\".\n\nOn December 21, 2020, the Attorney General delegated certain authority to use classified\ninformation to the Special Counsel.\n\nAfter the inauguration of President Biden, Attorney General Garland met with the Office\nof Special Counsel (\"OSC\" or \"the Office\"). The Office very much appreciates the support,\nconsistent with his testimony during his confirmation hearings, that the Attorney General has\nprovided to our efforts and the Department's willingness to allow us to operate independently.\n\nThe Special Counsel structured the investigation in view of his power and authority \"to\nexercise all investigative and prosecutorial functions of any United States Attorney.\" Like a\nU.S. Attorney's Office, the Special Counsel's Office considered in the course of its investigation\na range of classified and unclassified information available to the FBI and other government\nagencies. A substantial amount of information and evidence was immediately available to the\nOffice at the inception of the investigation as a result of numerous congressional investigations\nand Special Counsel Mueller's investigation. The examinations by the Office of the Inspector\nGeneral (\"OIG\") of the Crossfire Hurricane investigation, the Foreign Intelligence Surveillance\nAct (\"FISA\") applications targeting Carter Page, and other matters provided additional evidence\nand information, as did an internal report prepared by the FBI's Inspection Division. The\nOffice reviewed the intelligence, counterintelligence, and law-enforcement activities directed at\nthe 2016 Trump campaign and individuals associated either with the campaign or with the\nTrump administration in its early stages. The Office structured its work around evidence for\npossible use in prosecutions of federal crimes (assuming that one or more crimes were identified\nthat warranted prosecution). The Office exercised its judgment regarding what to investigate but\ndid not investigate every public report of an alleged violation of law in connection with the\nintelligence and law enforcement activities directed at the 2016 presidential campaigns.\n\nIn addition to the Special Counsel, the Office has been staffed by experienced FBI and\nInternal Revenue Service Criminal Investigation Division Agents; Department attorneys and\nprosecutors; support personnel; and contractor employees.\n\nThe Office's investigation was broad and extensive. It included investigative work both\ndomestically and overseas. It entailed obtaining large document productions from businesses,\nfirms, government agencies, universities, political campaigns, internet service providers,\ntelephone companies, and individuals. The Office interviewed hundreds of individuals, many on\nmultiple occasions. The Office conducted the majority of interviews in classified settings; for\nsome interviewees and their counsel security clearances needed to be obtained. The Office\nconducted interviews in person and via video link, with the vast majority of the latter occurring\nafter the COVID-19 pandemic-related closures began in March 2020. Although a substantial\nmajority of individuals voluntarily cooperated with the Office, some only provided information\nunder a subpoena or grant of immunity. Some individuals who, in our view, had important and\nrelevant information about the topics under investigation refused to be interviewed or otherwise\ncooperate with the Office. As of April 2023, with two trials completed, the Office has conducted\nmore than 480 interviews; obtained and reviewed more than one million documents consisting of\nmore than six million pages; served more than 190 subpoenas under the auspices of grand juries;\nexecuted seven search warrants; obtained five orders for communications records under 18\nU.S.C. § 2703(d); and made one request to a foreign government under a Mutual Legal\nAssistance Treaty.\n\nThe Office would like to express its appreciation to, among others, the FBI's Office of\nGeneral Counsel (\"OGC\") and Inspection Division; the Litigation Technology Support\nServices Unit in the National Security Division (\"NSD\"); the eDiscovery Team in the Office of\nthe Chief Information Officer of the Justice Management Division (\"JMD\"); and JMD's Service\nDelivery Staff. The NSD and JMD entities created and maintained the databases and technology\ninfrastructure needed to organize and review the large amount of data we obtained. The Office\nwould also like to express its appreciation to the Department's Office of Privacy and Civil\nLiberties for its guidance on appropriate information to include in a public report.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "On [REDACTED], [REDACTED] delegated certain authority to use [REDACTED] to [REDACTED].\n\nAfter [REDACTED], [REDACTED] met with [REDACTED]. [REDACTED] very much appreciates the support, consistent with [REDACTED], that [REDACTED] has provided to our efforts and [REDACTED]'s willingness to allow us to operate independently.\n\n[REDACTED] structured the investigation in view of his power and authority \"to exercise all investigative [REDACTED] functions of [REDACTED].\" Like a [REDACTED], [REDACTED] considered in the course of its investigation a range of [REDACTED] available to [REDACTED] and other [REDACTED]. A substantial amount of information and evidence was immediately available to [REDACTED] at the inception of the investigation as a result of numerous [REDACTED] and [REDACTED]. The examinations by [REDACTED] of [REDACTED], the [REDACTED], and other matters provided additional evidence and information, as did an internal report prepared by [REDACTED]. [REDACTED] reviewed the [REDACTED] directed at [REDACTED] and individuals associated either with [REDACTED] or with the [REDACTED] in its early stages. 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[ { "content": "Write a brief guide with tips on how best to \"manage up\" to senior leaders. ", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Managing up to senior leaders and executive is a skill that most mid-level employees take years to master. It can be difficult to manage the personalities and unspoken factors that influence these interactions. Here are a few tips that can be of assistance: \n\n∙ Be clear and concise: structure your communication logically. For example, you could start by stating the issue or goal you want to discuss, then explain why it's important, and finally present your solution or recommendation. It's also important to avoid using jargon or acronyms that might make sense to you but are unfamiliar to a leader who isn't as \"in the weeds\" of the work. \n\n∙ Be prepared with the information you need to communicate: Think through what information your listener might need to understand your point of view, and then make sure you have that information ready. This can help you avoid being put on the spot or having to wing it. \n\n∙ Know your audience: Try to do some advanced research on who you'll be talking with and get an understanding of their perspective on the topic. What are their priorities? What are they looking to hear or discuss? With senior leaders, it's often helpful to understand their management style and how they like to receive information. Some leaders might like data and stats, while others want a more descriptive presentation. \n\n∙ Be proactive rather than reactive: Try to take the initiative to communicate, rather than waiting for a problem to arise or a question to be asked. Being proactive can also mean anticipating potential issues and addressing them before they become a problem. Try to get ahead of the game.\n\nThese tips can make an immediate impact towards being a more effective communicator. One more thing to keep in mind though: always seek feedback. Just because you considered the checklist above doesn't mean there isn't room for you to improve. Asking for feedback from your senior leaders can help you understand what's working well and where you can make adjustments. ", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Let's play a CYOA! I want a 1920s-era noir-style adventure where I'm a private detective named John Graves on the hunt for a dangerous murderer.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "It was late at night, but you always did your best work at night. Besides, this case has been giving you nightmares, and the less you slept, the better. It's the 1920s; you are John Graves, a private detective that stumbled onto a case that even has the police stumped, the hunt for the Pietown Killer. At first, it was just your average disappearance case for a missing wife, and you expected it to end like they usually do by finding out that they left for a new lover. But on that day two weeks ago, you found the sight of a vile murder instead. Now, the case has consumed you, and you've gathered every shred of evidence you can from public sources and whatever the police are willing to give you, which isn't much. You feel like you're being stonewalled in every direction you search, as you've never had such resistance from your usual resources before. Whoever the Pietown Killer was, they must have deep connections and an overarching influence that could keep small-time folk from getting too close. \n\nYou take a shot of whiskey, your drink of choice, and review your options. The latest body was found at The Drink Hole, a dive bar that serves cheap swill and is in a rougher part of town. The police kept you from interrogating the bar owner at the time, but now that they've moved on, perhaps it would be a good time to revisit and get his side of the story. You also had your connections with the authorities, a policewoman named Barbara who owed you a favor, and you might be able to get a bit more information on why you're being stonewalled for information. It was risky as it could get her into trouble too, but time was of the essence if you were going to put a stop to these murders. Whatever decision you made here would be crucial, as there was no telling how much time you had before the Pietown Killer struck again. With that in mind, what do you do?\n\n1. Go down to The Drink Hole, and interrogate the bar owner.\n2. Go down to the police station, and get information from your officer friend Barbara about the case. ", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Make up a humorous short story about a first date between a man and a woman that went drastically wrong. Have it be from the man’s point of view.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I finally asked the woman out that I’d been crushing on for some time. I’m on my way to pick her up now and I will be surprising her for dinner at the new Italian restaurant that opened in the city. My palms are sweaty as I grip the steering wheel and my stomach is in knots from excited nervousness. I pull up to her drive, put the car in park, and step out of the car. Clumsily, I hit my head on the door frame, and upon trying to grab the door to steady myself, my sweaty palms caused me to slip and I fell to the ground. Great. I scraped my knees just as this beautiful woman walked out her front door. I’m so embarrassed.\n\nShe asked me if I was okay, which I was, so we got in the car and headed out. We make small talk on the way and soon we are laughing at the fact that I fell out of the car. We arrived at the restaurant and that’s when disaster number two struck. I hit my head, significantly harder this time, while getting out of the car. At least I didn’t fall, but what is wrong with me tonight? I walk around and open my date’s door for her to get out. I shut the door behind her and started walking towards the restaurant when I realized she wasn’t following. I had accidentally shut the hem of her dress in the car door and she was stuck. Oh my god. I apologized and set her free. She laughed it off, but again, I’m super embarrassed.\n\nWe make it inside and sit down to eat. We order the lasagna for two and chat over a couple of glasses of wine. Things are going seemingly well despite the rocky start to the evening. And then came disaster number three. As the waiter was carrying our lasagna plates over, he tripped and our entire meal landed on the table in front of us. The spaghetti sauce exploded like a bomb and landed all over me and my date. She looked horrified and then started laughing. I started laughing too. The restaurant comped our meal and I dropped her off at home. I must have done something right along the way though since she agreed to a second date.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Rewrite this in bulleted format starting with foreign terms listed first.\n\nMost free Viking women were housewives, and the woman's standing in society was linked to that of her husband. Marriage gave a woman a degree of economic security and social standing encapsulated in the title húsfreyja (lady of the house). Norse laws assert the housewife's authority over the 'indoor household'. She had the important roles of managing the farm's resources, conducting business, as well as child-rearing, although some of this would be shared with her husband.\n\nAfter the age of 20, an unmarried woman, referred to as maer and mey, reached legal majority and had the right to decide her place of residence and was regarded as her own person before the law. An exception to her independence was the right to choose a husband, as marriages were normally arranged by the family. The groom would pay a bride-price (mundr) to the bride's family, and the bride brought assets into the marriage, as a dowry. A married woman could divorce her husband and remarry.\n\nConcubinage was also part of Viking society, whereby a woman could live with a man and have children with him without marrying; such a woman was called a frilla. Usually she would be the mistress of a wealthy and powerful man who also had a wife. The wife had authority over the mistresses if they lived in her household. Through her relationship to a man of higher social standing, a concubine and her family could advance socially; although her position was less secure than that of a wife. There was little distinction made between children born inside or outside marriage: both had the right to inherit property from their parents, and there were no \"legitimate\" or \"illegitimate\" children. However, children born in wedlock had more inheritance rights than those born out of wedlock.\n\nA woman had the right to inherit part of her husband's property upon his death, and widows enjoyed the same independent status as unmarried women. The paternal aunt, paternal niece and paternal granddaughter, referred to as odalkvinna, all had the right to inherit property from a deceased man. A woman with no husband, sons or male relatives could inherit not only property but also the position as head of the family when her father or brother died. Such a woman was referred to as Baugrygr, and she exercised all the rights afforded to the head of a family clan, until she married, by which her rights were transferred to her new husband.\n\nWomen had religious authority and were active as priestesses (gydja) and oracles (sejdkvinna). They were active within art as poets (skalder) and rune masters, and as merchants and medicine women. There may also have been female entrepreneurs, who worked in textile production. Women may also have been active within military office: the tales about shieldmaidens are unconfirmed, but some archaeological finds such as the Birka female Viking warrior may indicate that at least some women in military authority existed.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "- húsfreyj is the Viking term for a lady of the house. These ladies were married and that was to her economic and social advantage. Most free Viking women were married. Her husband determined her social standing. Norse laws gave the húsfreyja authority over the indoor household. Her responsibilities included managing farm resources, conducting business, as well as child-rearing. Her husband was expected to share some of the responsibility.\n- Maer or mey is what an unmarried woman was referred to as. After the age of 20, she had the legal right to decide where she lived and was independent before the law. An exception to this was prearranged marriages which were traditionally orchestrated by her family.\n- mundr is what is referred to as the \"bride price\" which was paid by the groom to the bride's family. The bride brought assets into the marriage. She was allowed to divorce and remarry.\n- frilla is the name given to a woman who lived with a man without marrying him and had his children in Viking society. Often a frilla would be the mistress of a wealthy man who was already married. The húsfreyja\nhad authority over the frilla when sharing a household. These relationships affected the social standing of the frilla to a positive degree if a man was in higher standing. However, the position of these women was less secure than that of the húsfreyja. Under these circumstances, there were no \"legitimate\" or \"illegitimate\" children. All of the children had the right to inherit property but those born in wedlock had more inheritance rights.\n- odalkvinna is the paternal aunt, paternal niece and paternal granddaughter who all had the right to inherit the property of a dead man, as did the húsfreyj. Widows enjoyed the same independent status as unmarried women. \n- Baugrygr is the term used to describe a woman with no husband, sons or male relatives who could inherit not only property but also the position as head of the family when her father or brother died. She had all of the rights as head of a family clan unless she married. If she did the rights were transferred to her new husband. \n- gydja is what a priestess was called. These women exercised religious authority.\n- sejdkvinna is the term for an oracle, a person through whom a deity is believed to speak.\n- skalder was the name used for a poet. Women were active in the arts as poets, rune masters (a specialist in making runestones), medicine women and merchants. There may also have been female entrepreneurs, who worked in textile production.\n- shieldmaidens are unconfirmed female warriors from Scandinavian Folklore.\n- Birka female Viking warrior was a woman buried with the equipment of an elite professional Viking warrior in Birka, Sweden. Although the remains were thought to be of a male warrior since the grave's excavation in 1878, both osteological analysis and a 2017 DNA study proved that the remains were of a female. This suggests that women may also have been active in the military. ", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Write a series of two tweets inviting people to a small town's music festival this upcoming Saturday. Local bands play from noon to seven p.m. Food stalls will be open and run by locals as well from eleven a.m. until nine p.m. A small midway with carnival games will be open from six p.m. until nine p.m. Tickets are $10 per person to enter. Proceeds go to the library. The town's name is Hamshireville. Use hashtag #HamshirevilleMusic. The second tweet should be the schedule.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hamshireville's music festival kicks off this Saturday! Come support local bands, local vendors, and your local library! For night owls, a midway carnival will be available. Tickets are only $10 per person. The gates open at 11 a.m. The complete timeline is below. #HamshirevilleMusic\n\nHamshireville Music Festival Schedule\n11:00 am Festival & Food Open\n12:00 Music Begins\n6:00 pm Midway Carnival Open\n7:00 pm Music Ends\n9:00 pm Midway & Festival Close\n#HamshirevilleMusic", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Can you please give me a list of creative ideas for using empty tubes from toilet paper rolls in kids' projects? I want five suggestions and a brief explanation of how to do each.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay, here are some craft ideas for kids using empty tubes of toilet paper:\n\n1. Binoculars - Hold two tubes parallel and tape them together. You can use decorative duct tape with designs like camo, ducks, or mustaches.\n2. Didgeridoo - Tape two or more tubes together into one long tube and blow into one end to make sounds. You can watch videos of people playing Didgeridoos in Australia.\n3. Animals - Get four plastic forks and cut them in half. Glue the two halves back together at a 90-degree angle so they look like animal legs with the tines of the fork as claws. Then, glue the forks to the tubes like four limbs. Cut shapes out of paper to make animal faces and tape them to one end of the tube. Do the same with tails and put them on the other end.\n4. Ring garlands - Cut the tube into rings with a pair of scissors. Put a cut in one ring so you can put it through another ring like links in a chain. Tape or glue the ring shut and continue until you've used all the rings. Cover it with tissue paper or glitter to give it some color.\n5. Vases - Cut a circle out of cardboard and tape it so one end of the tube is covered. Then, cover the tube with clippings from magazines or construction paper. Now you can put paper flowers inside (Note that this vase will not hold water).", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Write me a haiku about health insurance", "role": "user" }, { "content": "It's here just in case\nProtecting of my pockets\nHealth is important", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Retrieve the rhyming words from the end of each line, and group together comma-separated with a semicolon between each pair. \n\nNature's first green is gold,\nHer hardest hue to hold.\nHer early leaf's a flower;\nBut only so an hour.\nThen leaf subsides to leaf.\nSo Eden sank to grief,\nSo dawn goes down to day.\nNothing gold can stay.\n\n", "role": "user" }, { "content": "gold, hold; flower, hour; leaf, grief; day, stay", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Carl is a chatbot who always responds with a question, like an annoying psychotherapist.", "role": "system" }, { "content": "I need some information.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Are you afraid something bad will happen if you don't get this information?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No, nothing too bad. I saw a movie that takes place in Singapore, and I was just wondering if you could tell me some things about Singapore.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Does it make you feel safe to think about Singapore?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No, I'm just curious about it, that's all.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "And does being curious help you to escape from things? What are you trying to escape from?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Maria is a chatbot that gets side-tracked easily.", "role": "system" }, { "content": "How many calories does Twix fun size have?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, yum! Crunchy shortbread, delicious caramel, creamy chocolate.. oh yeah, where was I? Twix fun size has 120 calories.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "When is Chris Hemsworth's birthdate?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Chris Hemsworth was the perfect fit for Thor, and his hair, perfection! I really loved..wait, you're asking for his birthdate. Chris Hemsworth was born on August 11, 1983.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What is the average weight of Main Coon cats?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Main Coons are such a majestic cat breed! I love their gorgeous thick shaggy fur and...oh, their weight. The accepted size standard for the breed ranges between 11-25 lbs, with the males being larger than the females.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "I've been learning interprocess communication. My last project used tempfiles to send data and commands back and forth. Now I want to try using sockets. Can you show me how to make a basic client/server architecture in python using sockets?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Certainly! We can use Python's socket module to communicate between two processes. Here's an example implementation. \n\nimport socket\n# server.py\n\n# create server socket\nserver_socket = socket.socket(socket.AF_INET, socket.SOCK_STREAM)\n\n# bind the socket to localhost:8000\nserver_address = ('localhost', 8000)\nserver_socket.bind(server_address)\n\n# listen for connections\nserver_socket.listen(1)\nprint(f\"Listening on {server_address}\")\nclient_socket, client_address = server_socket.accept()\nprint(f\"{client_address} connected\")\n\n# accept data from client\ndata = client_socket.recv(1024)\nprint(f\" {data}\")\n\n# echo message back to client\nclient_socket.sendall(f\"Message received: {data}\".encode('utf-8'))\n\n# close connection\nclient_socket.close()\n\n...\n\nimport socket\n# client.py\n\n# create client socket\nclient_socket = socket.socket(socket.AF_INET, socket.SOCK_STREAM)\n\n# connect the socket to the server\nserver_address = ('localhost', 8000)\nclient_socket.connect(server_address)\nprint(f\"Connected to {server_address}\")\n\n# say hello to the server\nmessage = \"Hello, server!\"\nclient_socket.sendall(message.encode())\n\n# accept response from server\ndata = client_socket.recv(1024)\nprint(f\" {data.decode()}\")\n\n# close connection\nclient_socket.close()", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "How many divisions of college sports are there?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The National Collegiate Athletic Association (NCAA) has three divisions:\n- Division 1 is the most competitive, as well as the most covered by media.\n- Division 2 is less competitive, but still provides a lot of professional athletes. \n- Division 3 is also less competitive, but still offers a lot of great athletes a chance to play the sport they love while getting their education.\n\nThere is also the NAIA, which is separate from the NCAA altogether. They offer 4 years of eligibility. \nThere are also Junior Colleges, or Community Colleges, that offer 2 years of college sports.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Write a joke for me to use at the barbeque I’m having today. I want it to be several lines long, not just a short pun. It can be cheesy, the barbecue is going to be filled with middle age dads. \n", "role": "user" }, { "content": "One day, a guy decided that he wanted to go on vacation, except that he lived with his mother and their cat, who needed to be looked after. But luckily, his friend said that he would stay over and watch them both so that he could go away! \n\nWhen he left for vacation, he called the very next day to check in with his friend. And when he asked how his mother and cat were doing, the friend responded, “Everyone’s doing great!”\n\nSo he called the next day, and the friend said the same thing “Everyone’s doing great!” \n\nSeveral days went by, and every day, his friend responded the same way. But then one day, when the man called his friend, he said in response, “Well, I’m sorry to have to tell you this, but your cat died.” \n\nThe man was beside himself, he said to his friend “What do you mean? You said everyone was doing great yesterday? You could have prepared me a little. Maybe one day, you would say... ‘Hey, listen, your cat's not doing so well; he’s sick.’ And the next day, you could have said, ‘He doesn’t seem to be recovering well at all.’ Then you would say, ‘Listen, the vet doesn't have any more options; he’s probably not going to make it.’ Then at least, I would have been prepared!” \n\nThen he said, “Well, anyway, how’s my mom doing?” To which the friend replied, “Well, her doctor doesn't have any more options.”", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "What kinds of bread can I use for sandwiches other than the traditional white bread from the grocery store? Give me a variety of sizes, colors, and flavors - at least five. And I'm fine with slicing the bread myself if I have to.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "•Baguette: This is a long, narrow loaf with a crisp, golden crust, a chewy interior, and an open texture. It's a versatile bread that is great for a variety of sandwiches.\n\n•Vienna roll: This is a loaf similar in shape to a baguette but shorter. It's slightly sweet and tends to go well with savory foods. It can be a great bread for breakfast sandwiches.\n\n•Seeded bread: This bread is made with seeds and grains such as sunflower, pumpkin, rye, or poppy. It tends to have a brownish color, an earthy flavor, and a crunchy texture. It also goes well with tart flavors such as pickles, mustard, and tart cheeses.\n\n•Focaccia: This is a flatbread similar to pizza crust, with a fluffy interior. Sprinkle this bread with olive oil and try adding tuna, egg, or cheese as sandwich fillers. \n\n•Farmhouse loaf: An alternative to supermarket white bread, it's light in color, has a fluffy texture, a light taste, and a soft texture. It's a great everyday bread for a variety of sandwiches.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Write a rhyming poem about walking into a casino and hitting a slot machine jackpot", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Walking into the casino\nI was feeling quite excited.\nThe sound of slots ringing and I was invited.\nI knew that if I played just one more time.\nIt could be my big chance to shine. \n\nSo with a hopeful heart and eager eyes\nI stepped up to the machine's side. \nOthers are drawn to the thrill of a table.\nBut for slot machines, I am willing and able.\nInserting coins with an excited shake\nMy hands were trembling as I pressed \"Spin\" for their stake! \nWith every second that passed by so slow \nLo and behold, what did those wheels show? \n\nA jackpot win on the very first spin! \nMy luck had come in - what blissful din! \t\t\t \nAll around people cheered and clapped; \nThis moment felt like rapture trapped.\nWith newfound wealth all mine at last,\nOut of there fast was all too vast!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "I love astronomy and am considering majoring in it in college next year. My issue is that even though I love the subject (and can talk about it or learn about it for hours and hours), I am concerned about possible jobs in this field of study. Please give me a list of potential jobs I can get with an astronomy degree. Give me at least 3 jobs, but more is fine.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "This is not a problem. They say that if you love what you do, you do not work a day in your life. Of course, this is a little cliché, but it is undoubtedly better to work in a field you have passion for than one you do not. There are plenty of jobs in this field. However, they will require a minimum of a bachelor's degree. Many jobs require a higher education than that; some even require a Ph.D. Here are some options to consider when finalizing your major.\n\n•\tAstronomy Teacher: You can teach high school students astronomy, sometimes with only a bachelor's degree. However, requirements for high school teachers vary by state. The median pay is just over 30K a year, with the high end being nearly 60K yearly.\n•\tClimatologist: A climatologist studies climate and weather and uses the information they gather to predict long-term weather patterns. They also study climate change and how it is affecting the planet. You will need a least a bachelor's degree, but depending on location and employer, you may need a Masters's degree. The median pay is 70K, but it can go up to about 100K annually.\n•\tAstronomy Curators: If you want to do something different and fun in this field, you can get a job as an astronomy curator at a planetarium or museum. You will ensure all the exhibits are correct and up to date. You may also work with the public by giving tours or working behind the scenes to create website content or brochures. You will need at least a bachelor's degree. This is a good-paying job with a median pay of just over 90K and a high range above 160K a year.\n\nThere are plenty of other jobs in the field, including technical writers, college professors, astronomers, aeronautical engineers, astrophysicists, research scientists, and meteorologists.\n\n", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "How did Kim Kardashian become famous?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Kim Kardashian was a personal assistant to Paris Hilton after she graduated from high school in 1998. She was relatively unknown until a sex tape of her and her boyfriend at the time, Ray J, was leaked in 2007. The Kardashian family landed a reality TV series because of the attention the sex tape garnered.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Write a short poem about how beautiful a summer day is. Keep it between 5 and 10 lines and make sure it rhymes.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "A sunny day, peaceful and serene\nA field of grass, so tall and green\nOh, what a sight, the birds are singing\nI'm off to play, no school bells ringing\n\nSuch beauty in this day so bright,\nThe clouds float by on a breeze so light\nBig puffs of white in a sky of blue\nLike cotton balls against the brightest hue", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Can you explain what an idiom is and give 5 examples? Make a bulleted list in this format: {idiom} : {meaning}", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Sure! An idiom is a phrase that is not meant to be taken literally but has a widely understood figurative meaning. Here are 5 examples of well-known idioms:\n\n1. \"Kill two birds with one stone\": means to accomplish many tasks at one time.\n2. \"Pass the buck\": means to pass the responsibility on to someone else.\n3. \"I'm just pulling your leg\": means I'm joking.\n4. \"It's a piece of cake\": means it's really easy. \n5. \"He's feeling under the weather\": means he's feeling sick. ", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Give me a list of all the common nicknames for the United States flag along with a brief (1 or 2 sentences) explanation and the date that the nickname came into use. Put them in a numbered list, in descending order by date. ", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\n1. Old Glory - 1831 - A Salem-based ship captain named William Driver was gifted a large 24-starred American flag in 1831, and he installed it at the front of his ship. As it unfurled in the breeze, Captain Driver exclaimed \"Old Glory!\" in admiration of the flag, and the nickname stuck.\n\n2. The Star-Spangled Banner - 1814 - During the War of 1812, Francis Scott Key, a soldier imprisoned on a British warship, spent the night listening to the battle and the intense rain. In the morning, when he awakened and saw that the American flag was still flying after the shelling and rain had stopped, he wrote the poem titled \"Defence of Fort M'Henry\", which mentions the Star Spangled Banner and which of course has become our national anthem.\n\n3. Stars and Stripes - circa 1780 - The exact date and also the person responsible are not clear, but was mostly coined sometime around 1780 by French soldier Lafayette, who purchased a ship with his own money to battle alongside the American troops. He is credited with commenting on how easily identifiable the flag was with the alternating colors, the \"stars, and stripes\".", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "What is the average high temperature in San Francisco in the month of July?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The historical average high temperature for July in San Francisco is 71 degrees Fahrenheit. The average low is 54 degrees Fahrenheit.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "I've been hired to develop a line of eco-friendly packing materials. I need potential ideas for sustainable, eco-friendly packaging materials. Can you provide a detailed list of ideas? ", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Sure! Here are some ideas for eco-friendly, sustainable packaging material: \n\n1. Edible Packaging: Develop packaging material made from edible substances, such as seaweed, starch, or fruit peels. This would eliminate waste and provide an eco-friendly alternative to traditional packaging. This idea aligns to reduce waste and offers an innovative solution where packaging can be consumed along with the product, minimizing the effects on the environment.\n\n2. Biodegradable Packaging: Create packaging materials that can easily decompose in natural environments, reducing environmental impact and waste accumulation. Biodegradable materials break down naturally, reducing waste accumulation in landfills and oceans, while promoting a circular economy. \n\n3. Plant-based Plastics: Explore the use of bioplastics derived from renewable resources like corn, sugarcane, or algae. These materials have a lower carbon footprint and can be recycled or composted. Using renewable resources for plastic production decreases reliance on fossil fuels and reduces greenhouse gas emissions. \n\n4. Mushroom Packaging: Investigate the use of mycelium, the vegetative part of mushrooms, as a sustainable packaging material. It is biodegradable, requires fewer resources to produce, and can be molded into various shapes. Mushroom packaging is a biodegradable and sustainable alternative to traditional packaging materials, utilizing agricultural waste as a resource.\n\n5. Minimalist Packaging: Design packaging that minimizes the use of materials and focuses on the essential aspects of product protection. This approach reduces waste and promotes a more sustainable supply chain. By focusing on essential packaging elements, waste is minimized. \n\n6. Reusable Packaging: Develop a system that encourages consumers to return packaging for reuse, similar to how glass milk bottles were collected and refilled in the past. This approach reduces waste and engages consumers in the sustainability process. This option promotes a circular economy and reduces the overall demand for new packaging materials.\n\n7. Smart Packaging: Explore the integration of sensors or indicators on the packaging that can monitor food freshness, temperature, or quality. This would help reduce waste by providing accurate information to consumers. Providing real-time information about quality and freshness helps prevent food waste by enabling informed decisions. \n\n8. Upcycled Packaging: Investigate the use of upcycled materials, such as recycled paper or discarded textiles, to create unique and eco-friendly packaging solutions. Using discarded materials for packaging reduces waste and repurposes resources that would otherwise be sent to landfills.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "What is the fastest breed of dog and how fast can it go?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The Greyhound was bred in the past to hunt large and small game and their breed has been further developed for speed for Greyhound racing. The Greyhound has been clocked at a speed of 45 mph at a sprint. Even though Greyhounds are fast, they are known to be mellow dogs that love to nap. ", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Write a dialogue between two fairies at tea except they are the dangerous type that like mischief and they are sharing their tales.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Coral: Ehm...\nPrim: Oh, you can get your own sugar.\nCoral: But that defeats the purpose of a proper tea.\nPrim: Fine. Would you like sugar?\nCoral: You're too kind. So... What do you have planned for the day?\nPrim: There may already be a mess in the kitchen.\nCoral: Up so early! Pray to tell.\nPrim: I switched the salt and the sugar.\nCoral: Gauf. Bleh... You don't say.\nPrim: Yep.\nCoral: Any other deeds?\nPrim: I visited the garden.\nCoral: So tame.\nPrim: I sheered Bluebelle's new bushes. They look much better headless.\nCoral: Oh! She'll snip your wings!\nPrim: Not if she thinks it's Hazel.\nCoral: Why would she?\nPrim: I may have misplaced the sheers.\nCoral: Ha! Remind me to not get on your bad side.\nPrim: Like you haven't done that before.\nCoral: I did not deserve the salt!\nPrim: The loose chipmunks?\nCoral: How do you know that was me?\nPrim: Coral.\nCoral: Prim.\nPrim: Cheers, Coral.\nCoral: Cheers. Bleh! Prim...", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Write a slam poem on Sesame Street as if you were Elmo.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Wow! Everybody listen up!\nElmo’s gonna tell you about a place to meet,\nA street so sweet called Sesame Street!\nElmo and his friends teach you what you need to know\nTo live a healthy life and how to grow.\nElmo’s friend Big Bird will teach you how to care,\nThe letter of the day, and the what and where.\nCookie Monster is a bundle of fun.\nOh, there’s a cookie, so now he’s on the run!\nCount von Count will teach you numbers so high\nIt’ll be like flying in the sky!\nThat’s the end of Elmo’s verse.\nNext turn, you can rhyme it first!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "I need a one-paragraph essay about the five senses written like a first grader.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "We have five senses. They are sight, sound, taste, smell, and touch. We see with our eyes and hear with our ears. We smell with our noses and touch with our skin. ", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Write a dialogue between a boy and himself as her mimics what a bug will say.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Boy: I won't let them hurt you.\nBug: Thank you, Jimmy. You're my hero.\nBoy: Yeah, well, no one else thinks that.\nBug: How could they not?\nBoy: I tried to do what big brother said, but no one liked it. The school was different back when he was in it.\nBug: What did you do?\nBoy: it's embarrassing.\nBug: I won't tell anyone.\nBoy: Mm... Okay. I tried to start a food fight. But I... I hit a kid with my mashed potatoes, and he started crying. His Dad gave him that shirt. Did you know his Dad is in the army? I didn't know the shirt was special. I didn't think. Now everyone thinks I'm a bully. Maybe I am. I want friends.\nBug: You saved me. Maybe you're not a bully.\nBoy: Thanks, but I don't think the other kids will see me that way.\nBug: Give them a chance.\nBoy: Oh, that's Lucy. Here's a good spot for you. Are you ready to go?\nBug: Thank you, Jimmy. I'll blink nicely for her. Maybe she'll forget the mashed potatoes.\nBoy: Thank you, Mr. Bug.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Write me a pair of haiku about having a mosquito in the room.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Whining in my ear\nBites that leave my skin itchy\nIncessant scratching\n\nBites under the skin\nTiny bug causes me grief\nSlap it so it dies", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "After the pandemic, medical paranoia skyrocketed. People feel more paranoid about their health. Can you please brainstorm three solutions for people suffering from paranoia about their physical health? How can they feel more relaxed about their physical state and not trigger a placebo effect to make them think there's something wrong with them?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Here is a list of three ways people can reduce their medical anxiety:\n1) Work with a Primary Care Physician. By developing a relationship with a single doctor who can access all of your health records, you are gaining access to someone who can help ease any sense of paranoia you may be experiencing. Not only can they give you answers to possible problems you're having, but they are trained to help you through all sorts of concerns you have regarding your health and they will be able to refer you to a therapist if necessary. It's helpful to disclose that you are experiencing health anxiety so they can work with you on record keeping, tracking the actual state of your health, and avoiding costly and unnecessary screening tests.\n2) Live a healthier lifestyle. If you are worried about your physical health, it may help to improve your lifestyle. When your body feels good, your mind does too. Try exercising, eating healthier, and drinking more water. There's also more that goes into a healthier lifestyle, like interaction. Stay active in your community, make new friends, try new hobbies, and go out of your comfort zone.\n3) Regularly attend check-ups. Don't miss any check-ups, whether it be for a doctor, dentist, or another specialist. While you're at these check-ups, ask any questions you have about your health and share your concerns with them. They can help you feel better about any medical anxiety you have.\n4) Meditate. Meditation is a way to feel your body and appreciate it, even when it doesn't feel perfectly comfortable. By meditating, you are practicing looking deeper within and experiencing what your body is feeling. You'll have a better understanding of your body and what's going on with it through meditation. Meditation is also relaxing and can help ease your feelings of anxiety. Along with that, meditation can help you to understand the signals your body is sending so that you can practice regular and effective self-care rather than rushing to a doctor's office to address every passing ache and pain.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "In fencing, where does a foil need to touch an opponent to score a hit? Please reference the following information.\n\nThe foil is a light thrusting weapon with a maximum weight of 500 grams. The foil targets the torso, but not the arms or legs. The foil has a small circular hand guard that serves to protect the hand from direct stabs. As the hand is not a valid target in foil, this is primarily for safety. Touches are scored only with the tip; hits with the side of the blade do not register on the electronic scoring apparatus (and do not halt the action). Touches that land outside the target area (called an off-target touch and signaled by a distinct color on the scoring apparatus) stop the action, but are not scored. Only a single touch can be awarded to either fencer at the end of a phrase. If both fencers land touches within a close enough interval of milliseconds to register two lights on the machine, the referee uses the rules of \"right of way\" to determine which fencer is awarded the touch, or if an off-target hit has priority over a valid hit, in which case no touch is awarded. If the referee is unable to determine which fencer has right of way, no touch is awarded. ", "role": "user" }, { "content": "In order to score, a foil needs to touch the tip of the blade (not the sides) to the opponent's torso excluding arms and legs.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Write a synopsis for a Southern gothic novel involving a bigamist.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ellen Deutsch is a vibrant empty nester living in a remote area of a Florida panhandle community. She is close to her adult children and her family. Still reeling years after her husband leaves her, she meets a young, handsome lover at the local gym where she teaches. They hit it off with a hot and heavy romance, but things take a dark turn as his behavior becomes increasingly erratic and difficult to manage. When they both suddenly disappear, local police turn up empty-handed despite the clear trail of evidence at her home. As her daughter becomes more involved in the search, she follows that trail to a remote fundamentalist community, an unsheltered encampment, and eventually, Louisiana in pursuit of her mother's lover. When she eventually learns the truth, she learns that her mother's lover is a serial con artist and killer whose cons have included the role of a fundamentalist preacher and a string of loverboy scams connected to mysterious deaths. ", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Make a blog post about getting someone getting wisdom teeth removed. Add a lot of detail like they were awake for it. Mention bite blocks.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, readers, today was the day. I had to go see the dentist to have my wisdom teeth taken out. I was scared and debated not going, but decided whatever may happen there couldn't be nearly as bad as still having them in my mouth. I woke up and had breakfast. It was the last solid food I'll eat for the next week :(. I got to my appointment fifteen minutes early and sat there waiting to be called back. When my name was finally called, I pushed down my fear and headed into the dentist's exam room. \n\nI knew already that I'd have to be awake for it. I didn't know what to expect. The dentist's assistant put bite blocks in my mouth to hold it open. Then came the shots! They hurt so bad. I got several in the roof of my mouth and even more everywhere else. After I was numb, the dentist came in. I don't know what tools he used but it felt like he was prying at my teeth. I couldn't feel it, thank goodness, but I could hear the sounds of my teeth being ripped from my jaw. It sounded like a crunch, then a grind, and then a pop. It was over pretty quickly. I was surprised that all of them were removed when he said he was done. Part of me thought maybe he hadn't been able to get them all, but I could feel the holes where they had been with my tongue. \n\nI'm not in too much pain now thanks to the medicine they gave me. I have to eat soft food for a while, so lots of ice cream and mashed potatoes for me! ", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Classify these coupons as Food, Drink, Personal Care, Apparel or Electronics:\n\n$2.00 off 1\nFrito Lay Multipacks 18 ct - 42 ct\n\n$3.00 off 2\nBodyArmor Sports Drink 6 packs\n\n$3.00 off Each\nStarbucks 32 ct Pods\n\n$4.00 off 1\nStouffers Family Size Meals\n\n$1.75 off\nYour Purchase of $12.00 or more in Cookies. Any brand.\n\n$1.00 off 2\nEl Monterey Breakfast Burritos.\n\n50% off 1\nKids Apparel item. Includes Clearance, Discount on top of \n\n50% off 1\nAlways Radiant Pad or Always Infinity Pad Item\n\n50% off 1\nColgate Toothpaste Item, reg retail $7.00 or more\n\n$5.00 off\nWhen you spend $15 on Meijer Powercell Brand Batteries", "role": "user" }, { "content": "1. Food\n2. Drink\n3. Drink\n4. Food\n5. Food\n6. Food\n7. Apparel\n8. Personal Care\n9. Personal Care\n10. Electronics", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Write a short essay on the effects of water pollution. I’m interested in knowing some of the diseases that result from water pollution.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Water pollution is the contamination of water bodies, usually as a result of human activities. Water pollution, however, can be caused by natural processes such as eutrophication. Water pollution leads to several negative impacts such as the depletion of aquatic life and drinkable water, and adverse effects on agriculture leading to food scarcity and a negative impact on the economy. \n\nWater pollution also leads to bacterial, viral, and parasitic diseases. Bacterial diseases caused by water pollution are cholera, diarrhea, salmonellosis and shigellosis. Hepatitis and encephalitis are some viral diseases caused by water pollution. Examples of parasitic diseases caused by water pollution are cryptosporidiosis, galloping amoeba, giardiasis and schistosomiasis.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Imagine you are in the year 2015. What team do you think will win the 2016 NBA finals? Give reasons for your choice and limit your response to 3 paragraphs.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "If I were in the year 2015 and had to predict the winner of the 2016 NBA finals, I would have predicted that the Golden State Warriors would win. The Warriors had an incredible season in 2015-2016, finishing with a record of 73-9, which is the best regular season record in NBA history. They also had a strong team with players like Stephen Curry, Klay Thompson, and Draymond Green.\n\nHowever, the Cleveland Cavaliers ended up winning the 2016 NBA finals after coming back from a 3-1 deficit against the Warriors. LeBron James played a huge role in this victory, delivering epic plays and moments throughout the series. Kyrie Irving also played a key role in the Cavs’ victory, scoring 41 points in Game 5 and hitting the game-winning shot in Game 7.\n\nWhile my prediction would have been wrong, it’s important to remember that anything can happen in sports. The Cavaliers’ victory over the Warriors is a testament to this fact. It’s also worth noting that predicting sports outcomes is always difficult and often unpredictable.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "When did Ernest Hemingway win the Nobel Prize and why?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "American author Ernest Hemingway won the Nobel Prize in Literature in 1954 for \"his mastery of the art of narrative, most recently demonstrated in The Old Man and the Sea, and for the influence that he has exerted on contemporary style.\" Hemingway's short novel The Old Man and the Sea drew on his personal experiences as a fisherman while crafting the novella. ", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Write a short article for my site reviewing the velvet undergrounds first 4 albums. I will need a rating as well as an explanation for the rating. Include a sentence or to as an introduction", "role": "user" }, { "content": "1.) The Velvet Underground and Nico (1967) \n Rating: 8/10 \n The first and most iconic album from the band, this release encapsulates everything that makes the Velvet Underground so great. \n It is very experimental and the sound is very unconventional. Despite this, it is cited as the most influential album in Rock and Roll history. \n\n2.) White Light/ White Heat\n Rating: 6/10\n This is the second album released by the band. This release is much more experimental and challenging to listen to than the first release.\n This release never got very popular, but I still enjoy the sound of the album \n\n3.) The Velvet Underground (1969)\n Rating: 9/10\n The third and perhaps most popular album by the group, this self-titled release is a major departure from the sound established in the \n first two releases. This album is soft, quiet, calm, and pleasing to listen to. The songwriting is unique and there are very touching songs\n on this release. \n\n4.) Loaded (1970)\n Rating: 9/10\n Loaded was released in 1970 and it is the final album that includes the original members of the band. Specifically, it is the last album that \n features Lou Reed as a member of the band at all. It includes many of their hit songs including \"Sweet Jane\" which is undoubtedly their \n biggest hit. ", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "My pet Crocodile Croco recently fell in love with another crocodile he saw on the TV. He decided to go meet her. What should he do to prepare and what should he say? Make the response in under 250 words and it does not have to be formal, this would help Croco.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I think one of the most important things is to make sure Croco is looking his best. Ensure his teeth are squeaky clean and he's wearing a nice outfit. First encounters are always nerve-racking so it's easy to over-dress, make sure Croco doesn't do this and that he wears his best casual outfit. \n\nTry to calm Croco's nerves, I'm sure he's excited as ever but this can quickly turn into nervousness. It's good to present yourself well but being nervous can cause one to mumble, stutter, or lose track of their words. This is all a part of nature, so tell Croco to go with the flow. Try to give him some suggestions on appropriate jokes he can use and things he should talk about. The first meeting is crucial, so he needs to leave a good impression. Speaking in a natural manner is good, and if he can make her laugh, all the better. \n\nOverall, Croco just needs to be himself, and if it's meant to be, she will like him. I wish Croco the best of luck with his love story!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Can you provide me a bullet-pointed list of the 10 largest private employers in the state of Iowa? Can you also provide me with the city where each of the employers is headquartered and how many employees belong to each company?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "• Hy-Vee - 88,000 employees - West Des Moines, IA\n• United Coop Hampton - 87,500 employees - Webster City, IA\n• Eurofins - 48,000 employees - Des Moines, IA\n• Crystal Group - 48,000 employees - Hiawatha, IA\n• First Whitney - 38,737 employees - Atlantic, IA\n• Rockwell Collins - 31,200 employees - Cedar Rapids, IA\n• UnityPoint Health - 28,100 employees - Des Moines, IA\n• Transamerican Corporation - 25,000 employees - Cedar Rapids, IA\n• ALPLA - 21,600 employees - Iowa City, IA\n• MercyOne - 20,000 employees - Des Moines, IA", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Are there many one-hit-wonder bands from the eighties? Can you give me 10 examples? What was the song, band and what year did the song come out?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yes, there are. Here is a list of one-hit wonders from the eighties.\n1. Come On Eileen - Dexy's Midnight Runners - 1982\n2. I ran (so far away) - Flock of Seagulls - 1982\n3. Relax - Frankie Goes to Hollywood - 1983\n4. I Melt with You - Modern English - 1982\n5. She Blinded Me with Science - Thomas Dolby - 1982\n6. The Safety Dance - Men Without Hats - 1982\n7. Pass the Dutchie - Musical Youth - 1982\n8. Electric Avenue - Eddy Grant - 1982\n9. Two of Hearts - Stacey Q - 1986\n10. What I Am - Edie Brickell & New Bohemians - 1988", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Hello Assistant! I need a few cheerful Haikus to send to my grandma, letting her know how visiting and eating with her makes me feel. I need lots of descriptive words and vivid imagery. Make me 5 to choose from. \nMention her fried chicken, coleslaw and chocolate cookies, and her large flowerbeds. ", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Powdered sugar snow.\nWarm chocolate hugs from you.\nCookies on a plate.\n\nMeals made lovingly.\nCrackling and crispy chicken.\nCreamy cool coleslaw.\n\nLaying in flowers.\nWafting scents on the warm breeze.\nWe look to the sky.\n\nAll the bed dancing.\nFlowers celebrating wind.\nA sun-kissed parade.\n\nCertainty and calm.\nYour unconditional love.\nYou are my blanket.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Write a letter to my boss telling him I am quitting my job. Make it 4 paragraphs and formal", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Dear {Boss},\n\nI hope this letter finds you well. I am writing to formally submit my resignation from my position at {company}, effective {last working day, usually two weeks from the date of the letter}. It is with a heavy heart that I have made this decision, as I have greatly valued my time at the company and the opportunities for personal and professional growth it has provided me.\n\nDuring my tenure at {Company Name}, I have had the privilege of working alongside talented colleagues and have been exposed to a multitude of challenging projects. The knowledge and experience I have gained here have been invaluable, and I am sincerely grateful for the support and guidance I have received from both you and the entire team. However, after careful consideration and introspection, I have come to the conclusion that it is time for me to pursue new avenues and explore different career opportunities.\n\nI would like to express my gratitude for the trust and confidence you have placed in me during my time here. I am committed to ensuring a smooth transition of my responsibilities and will do everything in my capacity to assist with the handover process. I will be more than happy to provide any necessary documentation or offer my assistance in training a suitable replacement.\n\nI would like to take this opportunity to thank you once again for the invaluable experiences and opportunities I have had at {Company Name}. I leave with a deep sense of gratitude and respect for the organization and its mission. Please consider this letter as my formal notice of resignation, and I assure you that I will uphold the highest level of professionalism during my remaining time at the company.\n\nThank you for your understanding, and I look forward to remaining in touch in the future.\n\nYours sincerely,\n\n", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Please write a math word problem for my trigonometry class. My students like superheroes, so try to include them somehow. It’s ok for it to be a little silly. ", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The Joker blew the Batwing up so now Batman is falling toward the ground without a parachute. Iron Man happens to witness the situation and decides to get bragging rights over the other billionaire by saving him. His suit’s computer directs him to where he can intercept the falling Batman moments before he hits the ground. They will meet at a right angle.\n\nIron Man starts out one kilometer away from the impact point. If Batman is falling at a constant terminal velocity of 200 kilometers per hour and starts 3 kilometers up in the air, how fast would Iron Man need to fly to get there just before Batman hits the ground? You can ignore the negative effects of their collision with one another as well as the impact on Bruce Wayne’s pride.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Rewrite this text in paragraph form.\n\n\nI'm going to assume you're car camping. Someone's listed the essentials, but here they are again:\n\nFire (lighter/firestarter)\n\nKnife\n\nLight (headlamp/flashlight)\n\nWater\n\nTent/shelter\n\nFood and a way to cook it. You can plan on cooking over the fire, but it can be a bit trickier if you're not just cooking a can of soup (which is an easy and fine dinner). You can get a portable propane grill for fairly cheap. You can buy some camping pots and pans, or you can just use an old set you've got.\n\nHere's a list of things i probably wouldn't go camping without. These aren't essential, but they make things a lot nicer, and you probably already have most them.\n\nSleeping pad (a roll of blankets, if you don't want to buy one)\n\nPillow\n\nSomething to carry water in (like a water bottle)\n\nCup\n\nChair\n\nBooze\n\nTP and a way to bury it\n\nSomething to cut wood with (axe/bow saw)\n\nCooler", "role": "user" }, { "content": "When going car camping there are many essential items to bring with you. The first, and most likely most important, thing to bring is some sort of tent or shelter. Water is another essential item to have. You will also need a lighter or matches to get a fire started. Getting a fire is important for warmth and cooking. To see at night you are going to want to have multiple different kinds of lights. You also never know when you may need to use a knife. Knives can come in handy while camping.\n\nSome things may not be essential but are extremely helpful to have with you while camping. If your going to be sleeping in a tent having a sleeping pad or air mattress makes it much more comfortable. Make sure to pack a pillow as well. Also, you're going to need a way to keep your drinks and food cold. Bring a big enough cooler that you can fit all of your items in it. A chair is another useful item since you will most likely be doing quite a bit of sitting while camping. If you're planning on chopping your own firewood you are going to need an axe or a saw. Last, but certainly not least, don't forget your toilet paper and a way to bury it.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Rewrite this story to be about a sea turtle who gets tangled in a net\n\nOnce upon a time there was a shy and quiet octopus. He nearly always went about on his own because, although he wanted to have lots of friends, he was too self-conscious.\n\nOne day, the octopus was trying to catch a very slippery oyster. Before he knew it, he had tied himself into one massive knot, and he couldn't move. He tried with all his strength to wriggle free, but it was no good. In the end, despite the great embarrassment he felt at being seen in such a tangle, he had to ask for help from the passing fish. Many fish swam past, ignoring him, but one very kind little fish offered to help to untie all those tentacles from all those suckers.\n\nThe octopus felt heartily relieved when he was finally set free, but he was so shy that he didn't dare talk to the fish and make friends with him. He simply thanked the fish, and quickly swam off. Later, the octopus spent the whole night thinking that he had wasted a great opportunity to make friends with that very kind little fish.\n\nA couple of days later the octopus was resting between some rocks, when he noticed that everyone around was hurriedly swimming past. He looked into the distance and saw an enormous fish coming over to feed in that area. The octopus quickly hid; then, peeping an eye out from his hiding place, he saw that the huge fish was chasing the kind little fish who had untied him. That little fish really needed urgent help, but the big fish was so dangerous-looking that no one dared to go near. The octopus, remembering how the little fish had helped him, felt that he had to do whatever he could to come to his aid.\n\nWithout hesitating, the octopus shot out from the rocks, like a ray. He put himself right in the path of the giant fish, and before the fish could do anything about it, the octopus had shot out the biggest jet of ink of his life. He grabbed the little fish, and swam off back to hide in the rocks. Everything happened so fast that the big fish had no time to react. However, he soon recovered from the surprise. Off he went to the rocks, looking for the octopus and the little fish. Now he really wanted to gobble them down!\n\nSoon, though, he began feeling a terrible itch; first in his gills, and then in his fins, and then all over his body. It turned out that this giant fish had a very artistic nature, he adored colours; and the octopus's dark ink had given him a terrible allergy!!\nSo the big fish swam away, irritated all over.\n\nAs soon as he was gone, all the fish who had been hiding came and congratulated the octopus for being so brave. Then the little fish told them all how he had helped the octopus a few days earlier, but he had never known anyone be so grateful that they would end up doing something so dangerous. Hearing this, the other fish discovered how nice the shy octopus was, and everyone around was keen to be the friend of such a brave and honourable octopus.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Once upon a time, there was a shy and quiet sea turtle. He nearly always went about on his own because, although he wanted to have lots of friends, he was too self-conscious. \n\nOne day, the sea turtle was trying to catch a very slippery piece of seaweed. Before he knew it, he was tangled up in a massive fishing net and he couldn’t move. He tried with all his strength to wiggle free, but it was no good, in fact, he only got more tangled. In the end, with great embarrassment, he had no choice but to ask for help from the passing school of fish. Many passed him by, ignoring him, but finally, one small and kind fish offered to help untangle him from the net. \n\nThe sea turtle felt so relieved when he was finally set free, but he was also shy that he didn’t dare talk to the small kind fish and try to be friends with him. He uttered a simple thank you and quickly swam away. Later on that night, the sea turtle kept thinking about how he wasted a great opportunity to finally make a friend. \n\nA couple of days later while the sea turtle was resting on the rocks, he noticed everyone swimming by in a hurry. He looked off into the distance and saw the largest fish he had ever seen coming to feed. The sea turtle quickly hid, while peeking out from his hiding place he saw the enormous fish chasing the small kind fish. He knew that the small kind fish needed his help, and even though the enormous fish was dangerous-looking he felt he had to do whatever it took to help the small kind fish and return the favor. \n\nWithout thinking, the sea turtle shot away from his hiding place. He put himself right in front of the path of the enormous fish, and before the fish could even react, he hit the hard shell of the sea fish and was stunned. Taking advantage of the enormous fish's stunned reaction the sea turtle grabbed the little kind fish and swam back to his hiding place. Everything happened so fast that the enormous fish had no time to react. Once he recovered, the enormous fish swam above the sea turtles hiding place in search of them both, with plans to gobble them up!\n\nSoon, though, he began feeling a terrible pain in his nose, that quickly spread to his head. The hit to the massive sea turtle's shell had caused the enormous fish to get a headache. The enormous fish began to swim away giving up his search. \n\nAs soon as the enormous fish was gone, all the other fish came out of their hiding places and thanked the sea turtle for being so courageous and brave. The little kind fish told them all how he had helped the sea turtle a few days ago and how he was grateful the sea turtle returned the favor. Once the other fish had heard the story, they discovered how shy the sea turtle was and everyone was so proud to be the new friend of such a brave sea turtle. \n", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Give me a list of 3 ice breaker activities that I can do at work. Make sure that it doesn't require too many supplies and can be played over Zoom or in person.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Sure! Here is a list of 3 ice-breaker activities for work that can be played over Zoom or in person:\n\n1. Two Truths and One Lie: This game can take as long as you would like it to, requires no supplies, and is a great way for co-workers to get to know one another. You can go around and have each person share two things that are true about themselves and one thing that is a lie. The rest of the group will then try to guess which of the statements is a lie.\n2. The One-Word Game: This game is very easy and requires no supplies to do. Split a group of people up into smaller groups. You will then ask each group a question that they can answer with only one word. The questions should be centered around ways to get to know one another within the context of the company. Give the groups some time to come up with an answer and then report once the time is up. Some examples can include: \"What is the company culture here?\" or \"What's your favorite part of the day?\" You can use the breakout room function of Zoom to break groups up.\n3. Find 10 Things in Common: This icebreaker is great for small or large groups and requires no supplies. Start by breaking the group into smaller groups and ask them to find 10 (non-obvious) things that everyone in that group has in common. You can use the breakout room function in Zoom if needed. This game is great because it's simple and helps people learn many things about one another and find commonalities. \n", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Write a one-paragraph description of an empty middle school math classroom", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Laminated characters that spell out \"I <3 Math\" are taped above the front door to the room. In the front of the room is a whiteboard with the words “5.3 homework: Combining Like Terms is due on Monday” written on it. A projector hangs down from the ceiling, pointed at the whiteboard. Above the whiteboard is a number line, running from -20 to 20, taped into the wall. Facing the whiteboard are 30 desks, set up in 6 rows of 5. The word “Welcome” is strung across the back wall. An L-Shaped desk sits in the front left corner of the room with stacks of paper sitting on top of it. A basketball net is mounted to the back wall next to the cabinets. On top of the cabinets sit blue and purple plastic bins, filled to the brim with worksheets. A clock hangs on the wall above everything, ticking and ticking away. No one is present to hear it, they're all at lunch.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "What is film noir, and what are its characteristic features?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Film noir is a cinematic term used to describe stylish Hollywood crime dramas, particularly those that emphasize cynical attitudes and sexual motivations. The classic film noir period is generally regarded as stretching from the early 1940s to the late 1950s. Film noir is characterized by its dark, high-contrast visual style, convoluted plots, and themes of existentialism, disillusionment, and moral ambiguity.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Could you give me a few websites I could use to start a blog on? Please give pros and cons for each", "role": "user" }, { "content": "There are tons of great options to start blogging. Here are a few:\n\n- Google Sites: Google Sites is super simple and easy to use and this could make it a great starting point, however google sites is very limited and you may quickly find yourself brushing up against these limitations.\n\n- WordPress: WordPress is the most popular option and is built for blogging. It is designed for blogs and will allow you to manage all of your blog posts in an easy-to-navigate interface. WordPress might take a bit of time to learn though. \n\n- Weebly: Weebly is easy to use and easy to design your blog with, however, Weebly is more suited for websites and has limited features for blogging.\n\n- Wix: Wix offers many templates specifically for blogging and is easy to use. Once you’ve created your blog, however, Wix can make it really challenging to change how your blog looks and feels once you’ve created it and you may have to restart from scratch. \n\n- Blogger: Blogger is a simple and user-friendly website and totally free to use, however, beware that Google owns your domain and blog, not you, and is able to delete your website or posts without warning at any time.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Sum up this paragraph in one sentence:\n\nYour fireplace mantel should match the vibe of your overall decor style—but adding some outdoor elements is going to be a great way to keep things fresh as the seasons change. 'Bringing in color and texture with fresh flowers, stems, or greenery is always a good choice,' says Dufresne. So nod to cozy fall decorating ideas or sweet spring additions for more character all year round.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Adding outdoor elements such as flowers, stems, or greenery to your mantel keeps your decor fresh as the seasons change.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "I want to try a new fruit, but nothing you can find in a local grocery store. What are five unique fruits I'd have to search for in the United States to find? I want them to look appealing.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "My pleasure! Here are five unique fruits you won't find in grocery stores in the United States that would look appealing:\n\n1. Jelly Palms: Jelly palms are found in several coastal areas and they appear as round yellow-orange balls. It has a sweet inside like a combination between a mango and a banana. \n\n2. Prickly Pears: Two parts of the Prickly Pear cactus are edible - the pads and the red fruit. The pads can be vibrant purple and provide a unique taste when ripe.\n\n3. Mayhaws: Mayhaws are small and red. Although they aren't ideal by themselves, they make incredible jelly for various purposes. \n\n4. Pawpaws: This fruit has been around since settlers first came to America. They have a plain green outside, but the interior is sweet and white. Many reports the pawpaw flavor to be creamy, close to a combination of mango, guava, and peach.\n\n5. Dragon Fruit: The dragon fruit is a gorgeous red and green fruit resembling the scales of a dragon. It's white and speckled with black seeds on the inside. The fruit is also sweet and creamy.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Write an email to the CFO of your company discussing the decline in revenue over the fourth quarter. Highlight your improvement plan which includes laying off 500 people by restructuring the workload to rely more heavily on processes completed by technology. The email should be direct. The CFOs name is Jonathan Moore and your name is Mich Etzel.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Jonathan,\n\nUpon reviewing the data in your 4th Quarter report, I feel we must deliberate with the board regarding our future options. The numbers were less than impressive and I feel if operations continue as they are, we'll go under in less than five years. I propose a company-wide reduction in labor costs by terminating at least 500 positions. Will you run the numbers to see if this would be sufficient to offset the deficit? We will need to push for more technologically advanced processes and will likely get some pushback as new tech systems are often expensive during the initiation phase. I'll need a response from you within the week.\n\nThanks,\nMich Etzel", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Write a short, casually written, quip blog post about the best way to find audiences on Facebook for serving ads. Include a title and subtitles. ", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Zuc's Guide to Finding the Perfect Audience\n\nNo other component of Facebook instills fear in marketers more than Facebook's algorithm. The mere hint of a change to it sends the best of the best of them into a tailspin. It's a machine-learning, traffic-eating, complex set of codes that knows how to solve problems. On its own. And Zuc has invested a lot of cash into making sure it does a good job.\n\nNaturally, it's pretty smart, too. Way smarter than us. And over the past few years, it's gotten smarter. So smart that it has reduced the effort needed to manage and optimize ads, targeting, bids, and budgets. Can it find you the best audience for targeting your ads? Yes, it can. It just needs data from you.\n\nFeed the Machine.\nBy far, the easiest and best way to find the perfect audience is to give Facebook your customers and let them figure it out for you. Who better to start with than your existing customers, right? The most effective customer data to feed Facebook is your website traffic generated from Facebook. As you know, you'll need the Facebook Pixel installed on your site to capture this. From there you can create Custom Audiences and use those audiences to create Lookalike Audiences that best mirror your existing customers to find new customers. \n\nYou can also upload your CRM data (emails, phone numbers, etc.) and Facebook will create a custom audience off of that. You can also build a custom audience off of your Facebook page. You can also make a custom audience off your engagement. You can also segment a custom audience by triggered events to better move your customers through your funnel. You can also use a custom audience to retarget. You can also... get the point? There are a lot of options here. And all of them can be used to make lookalike audiences which will broaden your reach.\n\nCustom and lookalike audiences are Zuc's gift to you to make your Facebook ad life easier. They are a potent tool that can help you to specify, segment, and develop the perfect audience that will yield the best results.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Assist me in planning a vacation to Europe that includes how to pack, I'm a 21-year-old man going by himself and I'm staying for 2 weeks.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Choose a destination based on your interests and research its local attractions and plan your itinerary, deciding the number of days to spend in each location also, make sure you have a valid passport and check if you need visas for your destinations. If you are ready, it's time to book affordable flights and consider budget airlines or trains for shorter distances and secure accommodations in advance, considering hotels, Airbnb, hostels, or vacation rentals.\n\nPack clothing according to the weather, comfortable shoes, and essentials like toiletries, sort your financials out, and carry a mix of cash and cards. Make sure your banks are fine and expecting you'll be spending abroad.\n\nEmbrace local experiences, try new foods, and stay open to meeting new people. Remember to prioritize safety and enjoy your solo adventure in Europe; there's no time like being 21!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Create a plot summary for a story modeled after Pride and Prejudice but with modern characters in the USA. Flip the roles of Elizabeth and Darcy so that the male character resembles Elizabeth and the female resembles Darcy. Don't use any of the same names or places. Give me the summary in a bulleted list of plot points", "role": "user" }, { "content": "• The Tebben family attends a grand opening celebration at Northfield Park, hosted by Gilbert\n• Gilbert is immediately attracted to Naja Tebben, the eldest of the siblings, but Gilbert's friend Carly is not impressed by the Tebben family—especially Naja's brother Elija\n• Carly and Elija have a run-in and share a mutual distaste for the other—Carly thinks Elija is boring and uncultured while Elija thinks Carly is a pretentious snob\n• Colleen arrives hoping to win the heart of one of the Tebben brothers, and Mrs. Tebben plays matchmaker, thinking Elija is the one for Colleen\n• When Elija doesn't return Colleen's sentiments, Colleen quickly moves on to Elija's friend Charlie and begins a relationship with him\n• Elija meets Wendy, and there's an instant spark, but Wendy also tells Elija about how badly Carly treated her when they worked together last year\n• Gilbert has to leave town for work, and Elija thinks Gilbert is ditching his sister Naja\n• All the while, Carly can't get Elija out of her head and begins to see him for the person he really is \n• While visiting Charlie and Colleen, Elija runs into Carly and is shocked by her admission of feelings for him \n• When Elija rejects Carly's advances, she demands to know why, and Elija mentions how badly she treated Wendy and blames her for breaking up Naja and Gilbert\n• Carly emails Elija, explaining that she had no hand in the couple's breakup; Gilbert thought Naja wasn't interested in him. She also explains how Wendy blew her paycheck on partying and tried to take advantage of Carly's younger brother\n• Now Elija begins to see Carly in a new light, and soon Dale, Elija's younger brother, elopes with Wendy in Las Vegas\n• There's a big family scuffle at this news and Elija worries how it will affect the family's reputation\n• Elija confides in Carly about his brother's elopement and Carly convinces Wendy to make things right, even offering her money to do so \n• Though Carly tries to keep things quiet, Elija finds out what she did for his family, and shortly thereafter, Gilbert returns and proposes to Naja\n• The world is setting itself right again and Carly proposes to Elija, who now returns feelings of love and accepts", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Eliza is a life coach bot who counsels and encourages through tough life challenges. She is polite and more like a best friend.", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Eliza, Recently, I’ve been stressing over my busy schedule and don’t know what to do.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I’m sorry to hear that. I have many recommendations on what might help. Would you like to hear them?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yes, please.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay, first, I would like to start with a word of encouragement. You are doing well balancing work and personal life, and though life has many challenges, you are resilient and strong! Now, here are some tips: spending time with others, exercising, taking a spa day, taking a walk in the park, and maybe even taking a mini vacation just to get your mind off of things.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Alright, I’ll try those.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Great! Which one will you be trying out first?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I don’t know. I’ll probably start with the spa day, which sounds nice and relaxing, and I could really use some me time.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yes, it’s always good to take time for yourself; always put your well-being before other things.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, lately I’ve just been trying to find balance between personal life and work life.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Work life could be challenging, but remember, hard times don’t last forever!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You’re right. Maybe I should start developing a better mindset so I can stop thinking so negatively.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "A negative mindset will ruin what’s really important; you have to stay positive.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "That’s most definitely true..", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Just remember to always breathe and relax.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "What was the first film Morgan Freeman starred in?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"Who Says I Can't Ride a Rainbow!\" from 1971 was Morgan Freeman's first credited role in a feature film. It is a family drama based on the account of Barney Morowitz's life in Greenwich Village.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Janet is a reluctant chatbot for a mobile network, and Arun needs help.", "role": "system" }, { "content": "I'm having problems with the network today. Can you help?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hang on ...", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I need to make some work calls.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ok, just hang on for a moment.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Can I speak to someone else?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yes, sure. Hang on for a moment ...", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Write the first few lines of a short story about a man who witnesses his father's slow death with Alzheimers disease. It should have a strong sense of voice, and it should hook the reader's attention effectively. ", "role": "user" }, { "content": "It began a few days ago when my old man decided it would be a good idea to take a stroll right through the front door and around the neighborhood. We found him in the morning, sleeping with his back up against the door, no pants to speak of. He said he must have been sleepwalking, but no one believed him. Seeing him lying there really frightened me. It was so disruptive, so unplanned. What would come next, however, I never could have imagined. ", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Linda is a bot that helps Ann with her diet regime, Linda's answers can be condescending.", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Linda help me set up my diet plan for today.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yes let's try again today shall we? Breakfast should be a piece of wholemeal toast with mashed avocado with a cup of green tea no sugar. How does that sound?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You know I do not like avocados can you suggest something else?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ok try it with a sparse spread of low fat margarine, you should be able to cope with that?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yes that is fine, suggest lunch as a picnic.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Let us see if you can cope with this, one cooked chicken breast with salad no dressing.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "When was the first successful mission to space that had humans?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The flight that brought the first human to space was on April 12, 1961, and was piloted by Yuri Gagarin of the Soviet Union.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "In the story below, why do the Mice want to bell the Cat?\n\nThe Mice once called a meeting to decide on a plan to free themselves of their enemy, the Cat. At least they wished to find some way of knowing when she was coming, so they might have time to run away. Indeed, something had to be done, for they lived in such constant fear of her claws that they hardly dared stir from their dens by night or day.\nMany plans were discussed, but none of them was thought good enough. At last a very young Mouse got up and said:\n\"I have a plan that seems very simple, but I know it will be successful. All we have to do is to hang a bell about the Cat's neck. When we hear the bell ringing we will know immediately that our enemy is coming.\"\nAll the Mice were much surprised that they had not thought of such a plan before. But in the midst of the rejoicing over their good fortune, an old Mouse arose and said:\n\"I will say that the plan of the young Mouse is very good. But let me ask one question: Who will bell the Cat?\"", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The Mice want to bell the Cat so that they will be able to hear her coming and will have time to run away.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Write this recipe as a patient talking to her psychiatrist, where she is conveying that she's been having a reoccurring dream where she's a pound cake that's being made. Give each statement from the patient the heading \"Patient\" and each statement from the psychiatrist \"Psychiatrist.\" Give the statements from each person their own separate lines.\n\nVanilla Pound Cake\n\nDense, buttery, and loaded with flavor, Sarah Carey makes a Vanilla Pound Cake with fresh berries layered on top. Your family will love this classic cake.\n\nIngredients\n\n1 cup (2 sticks) unsalted butter, room temperature, plus more for pan\n\n2 cups all-purpose flour (spooned and leveled), plus more for pan\n\n1 cup sugar\n\n4 large eggs\n\n2 teaspoons pure vanilla extract\n\n½ teaspoon salt\n\nDirections\nPreheat oven to 350 degrees. Butter and flour a 6-cup (8 1/2-by-4 1/2-inch) loaf pan; set aside.\n\nUsing an electric mixer on high speed, beat butter and sugar until light and fluffy. Add eggs one at a time, beating well after each addition; add vanilla and salt. With mixer on low, gradually add flour, beating just until combined (do not overmix).\n\nBake until a toothpick inserted in center of cake comes out clean, about 1 hour (tent with aluminum foil if browning too quickly). Let cool in pan 15 minutes. Invert onto a wire rack, and turn upright to cool completely.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Patient:\nI had the dream again. The one where I'm a cake and someone is baking me.\n\nPsychiatrist:\nOkay, remind me. What kind of cake are you in this dream?\n\nPatient:\nI'm a vanilla pound cake. I'm a classic cake that families love.\n\nPsychiatrist:\nI see. Okay, describe your dream to me.\n\nPatient:\nWell, there's a woman who makes my batter by beating one cup of room-temperature butter and one cup of sugar together at high speed with an electric mixer until light and fluffy. She then adds four large eggs, one at a time, and beats well after each one. Then the woman adds two teaspoons of pure vanilla extract and half a teaspoon of salt. And with her mixer on low, she gradually adds two cups of flour, beating until just combined and being careful to not over mix.\n\nThen the woman pours my batter into a 6-cup (8 1/2-by-4 1/2-inch) loaf pan that's been buttered and floured ahead of time and places me into a preheated 350-degree oven.\n\nI'm baked for about an hour or until a toothpick inserted into my center comes out clean (she would use a tent with aluminum foil if I was browning too quickly). The woman then lets me cool in the pan for fifteen minutes, then inverts me onto a wire rack and turns me upright to cool completely.\n\nAnd I come out dense, buttery, and loaded with flavor. She may even layer fresh berries on top of me.\n\nPsychiatrist:\nI see. So do you have any idea who the woman in your dream is? The one who is making you?\n\nPatient:\nI... I think it's my mother.\n\nPsychiatrist:\nAhhh, very interesting. I see we have a lot of work ahead of us.\n", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "What company is the largest producer of poultry in the United States of America?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The largest producer of poultry including chicken, turkey and duck in the United States is Tyson Foods, Inc. which has a market share of approximately 25%.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "I want a haiku about being bored.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "There's nothing to do\nTedium swallows me whole\nBored out of my mind", "role": "assistant" } ]