Oddly, this boy went through 500 hats; he'd take one off only to find another in its place
[DOC] [TLE] The 500 Hats of Bartholomew Cubbins - Wikipedia [PAR] The 500 Hats of Bartholomew Cubbins is a children's book, written and illustrated 
by Theodor ... Geisel concluded that the man was so "stuffy" he would just grow a 
new one.