"Noodle shop accused of aiding drunk driving.  That's because nobody left the place" this buckwheat noodle
... Would it be better 
to say "nobody left soba" as then it could mean "nobody left noodles" instead of... [DOC] [TLE] Headlines used for tonight's "Fark.com headlines" category on [PAR] Nov 12, 2007 ... Noodle shop accused of aiding drunk driving.