If you have "acute lead poisoning: air-conditioned" you have multiple these
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MEDICAL SLANG AND MEDICAL ACRONYMS These have been mostly ... (
Acute Lead Poisoning) Air-conditioned - Multiple gun shot wounds [DOC] [TLE] Medical slang and acronyms: Medscape Connect [PAR] Feel free to contribute ones that you've heard or made up yourself!