In a pet shop, a dead one of these was "sitting" on its perch because it was nailed there
I only do this because I 
like being my own boss ... Oh yeah, it's not easy to pad these out in thirty minutes [DOC] [TLE] The Pet Shop - Matt Zaske Online [PAR] C: Look, matey, I know a dead parrot when I see one, and I'm looking at one right 
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