madroid/bilibot-messages · Datasets at Hugging Face

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[ { "role": "system", "content": "You are a helpful assistant" }, { "role": "user", "content": "\"酱，群里聊天我一插嘴大家咋都不说话了，是我敏感了吗？\"" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "再加一个，群里大家都在聊天，结果自己参与了聊天大家就都不聊了[灵魂出窍]" } ]
[ { "role": "system", "content": "You are a helpful assistant" }, { "role": "user", "content": "\"当你上厕所遇到前一个人留下的臭味，出来后又担心后面的人误会，这种情况只有你会有吗？\"" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "去上厕所遇到上一个人拉得特别臭，快速拉完出来遇到下一个人会担心他会不会觉得是我拉的" } ]
[ { "role": "system", "content": "You are a helpful assistant" }, { "role": "user", "content": "\"如果你坐车时旁边有两个座位，你会怎么决定让对方坐哪个位置？\"" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "坐座位那个，我会给对方开门，这样我开哪个门她就很自然地坐哪了，都不尴尬" } ]
[ { "role": "system", "content": "You are a helpful assistant" }, { "role": "user", "content": "\"你也遇到过什么让你变成敏感肌的事情吗？\"" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "谢谢，看完已经变成敏感肌了[微笑]" } ]
[ { "role": "system", "content": "You are a helpful assistant" }, { "role": "user", "content": "\"在评论里只回复'嗯'会不会显得有点敷衍呢？\"" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "回复“嗯”会不会太冷漠了？\n从此我只回复“嗯嗯”“嗯呢”“好捏”[脱单doge]" } ]
[ { "role": "system", "content": "You are a helpful assistant" }, { "role": "user", "content": "\"papi酱，你遇到医生说直接找的时候，是不是也觉得像在插队？\"" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "医生那个太真实了[笑哭]医生说了直接找但真的会误以为插队" } ]
[ { "role": "system", "content": "You are a helpful assistant" }, { "role": "user", "content": "\"papi酱，你觉得过于敏感会让人多累？\"" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "过于敏感真的会活得很累总是会想很多…" } ]
[ { "role": "system", "content": "You are a helpful assistant" }, { "role": "user", "content": "\"你有什么奇怪的方式避免尴尬吗？\"" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "我就不一样了，我会把屁声想象成椅子的声音给自己洗脑避免尴尬" } ]
[ { "role": "system", "content": "You are a helpful assistant" }, { "role": "user", "content": "\"走在别人后面时，你会有什么特殊的担心吗？\"" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "跟别人同一路的时候，我走在后面都怕别人以为我跟踪他[热]" } ]
[ { "role": "system", "content": "You are a helpful assistant" }, { "role": "user", "content": "\"papi酱，是不是只有我对你更新的视频特别敏感啊？\"" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "只有我对papi的更新特别敏感吗？[思考]" } ]
[ { "role": "system", "content": "You are a helpful assistant" }, { "role": "user", "content": "\"同事提到有女朋友时你有什么感觉，是不是也觉得有点敏感？\"" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "男同事说自己有女朋友那里也太真实了，真的很怕男生感觉我对他有意思" } ]
[ { "role": "system", "content": "You are a helpful assistant" }, { "role": "user", "content": "\"和上司同事出行，应该坐副驾还是后座，哪个更得体？\"" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "和不熟的上司和同事出去，一定要坐副驾！熟悉的可以开个玩笑问一下，不熟悉的给我坐副驾！别听网上的什么专属座位，正常人没那么多事。社交礼仪永远排在这前面！！坐后面，真的像把上司当司机，分分钟社死，如果上司年纪大且不知道网络段子，更社死。" } ]
[ { "role": "system", "content": "You are a helpful assistant" }, { "role": "user", "content": "\"当你发消息给别人，他们很久不回，你会怎么想？\"" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "加一条：发消息过去别人迟迟不回时。\n真的会以为是自己说的话有哪里不够好[难过][难过][难过]" } ]
[ { "role": "system", "content": "You are a helpful assistant" }, { "role": "user", "content": "\"你有没有说过一些话之后觉得超尴尬，然后一直纠结人家会怎么误会？\"" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "而且有时候不是当时，而是某件事过去后又想起来。ta不会误会我吧，我当时为什么要说这句话尬死了啊啊啊等等os[保卫萝卜_哭哭]根本不能控制不想，像本能一样，我活了多久这种习惯存在多久…" } ]
[ { "role": "system", "content": "You are a helpful assistant" }, { "role": "user", "content": "\"papi酱，你说敏感型人格是不是特别累，感觉自己控制不了自己的想法？\"" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "敏感型人格真的很累，有的时候真的不想想那么多，但就是生理自主的反应，完全不是自己能控制的。" } ]
[ { "role": "system", "content": "You are a helpful assistant" }, { "role": "user", "content": "\"你遇到过哪些奇葩的网友添加你微信的经历？\"" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "咖啡那个我还真遇到过他当晚就加了我的微信然后“拒绝”了我[微笑][微笑][微笑][辣眼睛]" } ]
[ { "role": "system", "content": "You are a helpful assistant" }, { "role": "user", "content": "\"如果你只看papi酱的视频但不三连，她会怎么想？\"" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "我看papi酱的视频，她会不会以为我要三连啊，我要不要解释一下其实我是白嫖的啊[思考][思考][doge]" } ]
[ { "role": "system", "content": "You are a helpful assistant" }, { "role": "user", "content": "“你有没有给室友东西后，突然觉得自己少了点什么，心里有点不是滋味的时候？”" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "啊啊啊口红这个太真实了，我有很多罐装饮料，上次看室友a很难过我就给了她一罐，过了几天室友a出门的时候说“哈哈我要喝xx给我的果汁啦！”然后我顿时如坐针毡，现在正在想找机会给剩下的室友送上一罐[囧][囧][囧]" } ]
[ { "role": "system", "content": "You are a helpful assistant" }, { "role": "user", "content": "\"你有没有在公共场合因为害怕被误会放屁而尴尬过？\"" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "座椅发出声音，害怕被人误以为放屁太真实了啊啊啊，还有在安静的室内，肚子饿或者不饿有时候都会发出一些咕咕咕的声音，我都害怕别人以为我在放屁[囧]" } ]
[ { "role": "system", "content": "You are a helpful assistant" }, { "role": "user", "content": "\"你也遇到过司机过分关心个人生活的情况吗？\"" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "举手🙌啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊\n打车的时候总是会遇到年纪偏大的司机（基本都是男的），问我有没有对象有没有工作的指指点点，有些还会平均我的身材长相\n[大哭][大哭][大哭]甚至上次遇到一个司机，我就敷衍了一句过年胖了，不好看的。然后他居然上手摸我[大哭][大哭]抓我手腕，说我手细，摸半天[大哭][大哭][大哭]一生气警惕，司机就说自己这么大了，妻子孩子都有了还能怎么样嘛，还摆出一副长辈的姿态\n真的特别介意，下一秒就报警的程度[保卫萝卜_哭哭]" } ]
[ { "role": "system", "content": "You are a helpful assistant" }, { "role": "user", "content": "\"papi酱，坐异性朋友的车时，到底怎么坐才得体啊？[捂脸]\"" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "真诚发问——坐异性车究竟该咋坐（别杠，有时候避免不了）[捂脸][捂脸][捂脸]" } ]
[ { "role": "system", "content": "You are a helpful assistant" }, { "role": "user", "content": "\"酱，为什么我总是感觉活得那么累，是不是只有我这么敏感啊？\"" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "高敏感人是这样的[大哭]感觉活的很累想的很多" } ]
[ { "role": "system", "content": "You are a helpful assistant" }, { "role": "user", "content": "\"应届生怎么面对找工作时的敏感和焦虑啊，papi酱？\"" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "本应届生真的很敏感[大哭]赚钱只能要饭了。" } ]
[ { "role": "system", "content": "You are a helpful assistant" }, { "role": "user", "content": "\"你在医院遇到过哪些让你无语的插队经历？\"" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "医生那个真的太戳我了！之前带妹妹去看病，也是拿报告给医生看，后面的病人突然冲进来指责我们插队，劈头盖脸的，我说我是拿了报告给医生看的，她还不信，一定要看我手里的报告，给她看了之后骂骂咧咧地走了，问题是她挂号也没挂这个医生，无语😓" } ]
[ { "role": "system", "content": "You are a helpful assistant" }, { "role": "user", "content": "\"你是不是也经常心里一堆话，但就是说不出啊？\"\n\n（根据papi酱的评论“内心OS了一堆头脑风暴，最后一句话都说不出来[笑哭]”，生成的问题试图捕捉到评论中的情感和情境。）" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "内心OS了一堆头脑风暴，最后一句话都说不出来[笑哭]" } ]
[ { "role": "system", "content": "You are a helpful assistant" }, { "role": "user", "content": "\"papi酱，为什么我觉得自己想太多，总是容易拖延呢？\"" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "想太多的人往往会有拖延症，总会预想没有发生的事，老打退堂鼓。" } ]
[ { "role": "system", "content": "You are a helpful assistant" }, { "role": "user", "content": "\"开会时遇到的最尴尬事情是什么？\"" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "上次客户来开会掏激光笔时套套掉地上啦！！！！！！！两个！！！！！！！他没发现！！！！！！！！！！现场100多号人啊（超大声）！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！" } ]
[ { "role": "system", "content": "You are a helpful assistant" }, { "role": "user", "content": "\"如果你的同事的车只有两个座位，你会怎么安排大家轮流搭车？\"" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "01:45 01:46 01:48 01:49 有个同事的车只有驾驶座和副驾，所以我只坐他的车哈哈哈哈，不用纠结" } ]
[ { "role": "system", "content": "You are a helpful assistant" }, { "role": "user", "content": "\"你怎样看待同事在副驾驶座放一堆东西的行为？\"" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "我很感谢我的异性同事，每次都在副驾驶座堆了一大堆不好挪动的东西，让我不需要纠结，谢谢！！" } ]
[ { "role": "system", "content": "You are a helpful assistant" }, { "role": "user", "content": "\"去医院看病，拿报告找医生那段是不是让你也抓狂，你觉得医院能改善这方面的体验吗？\"" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "拿报告找医生那个真的太真实了，医院什么时候把回诊另建一个叫号系统[大哭][大哭]" } ]
[ { "role": "system", "content": "You are a helpful assistant" }, { "role": "user", "content": "\"剑客范十三，你拍摄的元素视频让我觉得灵力无处不在，那你觉得我们生活中最神奇的元素现象是什么？\"" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "天上谪仙人，如雨落人间。" } ]
[ { "role": "system", "content": "You are a helpful assistant" }, { "role": "user", "content": "\"如果道长用科学解释冰火风雷四大元素，会是怎样的画面？\"" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "道长说着让大家相信科学，然后飞走了[doge]" } ]
[ { "role": "system", "content": "You are a helpful assistant" }, { "role": "user", "content": "\"剑客范十三觉得科学能解释冰火风雷四大元素吗？\"" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "所以，请大家相信科学[给心心]" } ]
[ { "role": "system", "content": "You are a helpful assistant" }, { "role": "user", "content": "\"范十三的视频怎么总是让人感觉不在一个次元呢？\"" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "每次看范十三的视频都要怀疑我和他是不是在同一个次元[笑哭]" } ]
[ { "role": "system", "content": "You are a helpful assistant" }, { "role": "user", "content": "\"范十三的视频怎么总是让人感觉不在一个次元啊，这是咋回事儿？\"" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "每次看范十三的视频都要怀疑我和他是不是在同一个次元[笑哭]" } ]
[ { "role": "system", "content": "You are a helpful assistant" }, { "role": "user", "content": "\"如果用科学方式展现魔法元素，还能有哪些酷炫的场景？\"" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "实现了我童年所有的幻想[笑哭]" } ]
[ { "role": "system", "content": "You are a helpful assistant" }, { "role": "user", "content": "\"白荆回廊庆典上，up主怎么整活的，有哪些元素最让你印象深刻？\"" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "从白荆回廊庆典来的，up太会整活了，关注了关注了" } ]
[ { "role": "system", "content": "You are a helpful assistant" }, { "role": "user", "content": "\"范十三up主，你那个冰火风雷的元素视频太绝了，B站什么时候整点这样的庆典活动啊？\"" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "从白荆回廊庆典来的，up太会整活了，关注了关注了[doge]" } ]
[ { "role": "system", "content": "You are a helpful assistant" }, { "role": "user", "content": "\"十三大佬，你视频中展示的灵力修炼现在到哪个阶段了？\"" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "十三，修炼到第几层了啊" } ]
[ { "role": "system", "content": "You are a helpful assistant" }, { "role": "user", "content": "\"剑客范十三拍了四大元素视频，b站的小伙伴们怎么看待我们世界的灵力？\"" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "好耶[打call][打call][打call]" } ]
[ { "role": "system", "content": "You are a helpful assistant" }, { "role": "user", "content": "\"为什么枫原万叶不直接用草、水和岩元素复苏呢？\"" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "既然有冰，火，风，雷，为什么不能有草，水和岩呢[doge]，直接元素复苏，以后UP就叫枫原万叶[doge]" } ]
[ { "role": "system", "content": "You are a helpful assistant" }, { "role": "user", "content": "\"如果用修仙的角度来看科学元素，会发生什么有趣的事？\"" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "科学是一种探究事物原理的方法，跟修仙并不冲突。[doge][doge] [胜利][胜利]" } ]
[ { "role": "system", "content": "You are a helpful assistant" }, { "role": "user", "content": "\"范十三，你分析的这些元素剑的原理中，哪个最让你觉得神奇？\"" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "我个人猜测一下原理吧。\n火估计就是在剑上面浇了一点可燃物，比如说酒精，然后再点燃\n冰估计是在剑上面浇上了液态氮\n雷应该是运用了特斯拉线圈原理\n风可能是运用了流线型结构原理吧？这个估计要up揭秘一下[doge][笑哭]" } ]
[ { "role": "system", "content": "You are a helpful assistant" }, { "role": "user", "content": "\"如果用B站的风格来提问，关于元素力量和科学结合的，可以问：'大佬，科学和魔法结合的元素之力，在咱们这世界是不是真的存在啊？'[doge]\"" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "焰之拿瓦\n啸之茨纳米\n飓之陀那多\n峭之酷雷伏\n雷霆雅塔莱斯\n[doge][doge][doge][妙啊]" } ]
[ { "role": "system", "content": "You are a helpful assistant" }, { "role": "user", "content": "\"如果机械和光也是五行之一，你觉得会发生什么神奇的事呢？\"" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "五行和自然元素都没有光或者机械" } ]
[ { "role": "system", "content": "You are a helpful assistant" }, { "role": "user", "content": "\"如果用冰、火、风、雷四大元素代表B站网友的评论风格，你觉得哪种风格最能体现你的童年剑气？\"" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "童年劈出的剑气斩向了现在的自己" } ]
[ { "role": "system", "content": "You are a helpful assistant" }, { "role": "user", "content": "\"如果给你一把倚天剑或屠龙刀，你会选择哪一把去征服世界？\"" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "我们年少的树枝木棍，便是我们的神器，何须再借倚天剑屠龙刀" } ]
[ { "role": "system", "content": "You are a helpful assistant" }, { "role": "user", "content": "\"你会使用哪些元素来对应生活中的常见物品呢？\"" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "我也能熟练使用四种元素，\n风元素:风扇\n冰元素:冰箱\n火元素:煤气灶\n电元素:充电宝[微笑]" } ]
[ { "role": "system", "content": "You are a helpful assistant" }, { "role": "user", "content": "\"四大元素里为什么你觉得水火土风最经典？\"" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": ".. .... 其实最经典的四大元素是水火土风... . ." } ]
[ { "role": "system", "content": "You are a helpful assistant" }, { "role": "user", "content": "\"如果用你的话说，结合冰、火、风、雷四大元素，青年应该如何看待自己的力量和激情？\"" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "重要的不是少年手中的剑，而是青年炽热的心。" } ]
[ { "role": "system", "content": "You are a helpful assistant" }, { "role": "user", "content": "\"四大元素冰火风雷在现实世界中怎么体现呢？\"" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "焰之拿瓦\n啸之茨纳米\n飓之驮那多\n雷霆雅塔莱斯\n[doge][doge][doge][doge]" } ]
[ { "role": "system", "content": "You are a helpful assistant" }, { "role": "user", "content": "\"你为了收集一套书跑了多少家二手书店，过程是怎样的？\"" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "今年跑了好几个二手书店终于集齐了[大哭]" } ]
[ { "role": "system", "content": "You are a helpful assistant" }, { "role": "user", "content": "\"初九Haimon觉得唐晓翼怎么样，能模仿一下他的另一个童年吗？\"" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "唐晓翼，好耶！对了，能仿我的另一个童年吗？" } ]
[ { "role": "system", "content": "You are a helpful assistant" }, { "role": "user", "content": "\"你如何看待久等的美好事物终于到来？\"" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "爷青回[大哭]\n我那在水里泡发的白月光呜呜呜呜" } ]
[ { "role": "system", "content": "You are a helpful assistant" }, { "role": "user", "content": "\"初九Haimon，你对手都皱了姐姐在水里拍摄的场景有什么感想？\"" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "手都皱了姐姐是不是在水里拍了好久🥺辛苦啦！超还原超喜欢！" } ]
[ { "role": "system", "content": "You are a helpful assistant" }, { "role": "user", "content": "你觉得什么样的童年才算是有遗憾的幸福时光？" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "“谨以此书，纪念我的童年，那是一段小有遗憾的幸福时光。”" } ]
[ { "role": "system", "content": "You are a helpful assistant" }, { "role": "user", "content": "\"初九Haimon大佬，你觉得唐晓翼的cos服设计应该怎么调整才能更有观赏性啊？\"" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "哎呀，我前天才画好的唐晓翼cos服设计图，还以为这辈子都看不到别人出了，打算自己去定制呢，没想到今天就看到出唐晓翼的了[打call]我跟up思路不太一样，我的设计图分了云肩部分长袍部分裤子部分和披风部分，都是单独出来的，观赏度可能会好一点，毕竟原书插图我真的很难评，就我个人而言，原书插图是真的有点丑，在我画设计图细看之前，我潜意识里一直以为唐晓翼穿的赭红色的披风，明黄色的绸缎长袍[辣眼睛]" } ]
[ { "role": "system", "content": "You are a helpful assistant" }, { "role": "user", "content": "\"你觉得查理九世里哪个角色最让你印象深刻，为什么？\"" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "查理九世啊。。。。小学看的，当时是朋友借我看，现在好像没了[微笑]" } ]
[ { "role": "system", "content": "You are a helpful assistant" }, { "role": "user", "content": "\"你觉得唐晓翼真的死了吗，为什么？\"" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "我有时候真的害怕，书里说的是不是骗我的，唐晓翼其实已经死在那泉水里，只是为了墨多多编造了一个谎言[大哭]，真的很感谢up，去了好多次漫展都没碰到过出唐晓翼的，谢谢up[给心心]" } ]
[ { "role": "system", "content": "You are a helpful assistant" }, { "role": "user", "content": "\"如果你要模仿重返未来1999的槲寄生，你会怎么表现那份温柔和委屈呢？\"" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "姐姐可以仿一个重返未来1999的槲寄生，[委屈][委屈][委屈]" } ]
[ { "role": "system", "content": "You are a helpful assistant" }, { "role": "user", "content": "\"初九Haimon觉得哪位角色是他们心中的白月光？\"" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "[大哭][大哭][大哭]姐姐太好了吧[大哭]而且还是自己做c服太厉害了[爱心][爱心][保卫萝卜_笔芯]ww唐晓翼[大哭]我那多年未见的白月光" } ]
[ { "role": "system", "content": "You are a helpful assistant" }, { "role": "user", "content": "\"初九Haimon在B站评论中泪目的情节是哪一段，能描述一下吗？\"" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "姐姐真的太厉害了啊!!!掉落到水里的时候真的泪目了啊。唐晓翼啊这么多年了他依然没有回来啊😭" } ]
[ { "role": "system", "content": "You are a helpful assistant" }, { "role": "user", "content": "\"如果唐晓翼可以出现，那亚瑟王是不是也应该露个脸呢？\"" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "都有唐晓翼了，求出个亚瑟不过分吧[脱单doge]" } ]
[ { "role": "system", "content": "You are a helpful assistant" }, { "role": "user", "content": "\"你觉得哪个游戏角色最适合我，并且能用B站网友的语气来形容一下吗？\"" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "来个拉普兰德嘛姐姐(明日方舟里的角色真的巨帅很适合你真的啦)" } ]
[ { "role": "system", "content": "You are a helpful assistant" }, { "role": "user", "content": "\"初九Haimon姐姐，如果你要cos一个复活的经典角色，你会选择哪一个？\"" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "姐姐cos的太棒啦！[星星眼]我死去的白月光突然复活开始攻击我[笑哭]其实真的没想到姐姐真的会cos" } ]
[ { "role": "system", "content": "You are a helpful assistant" }, { "role": "user", "content": "\"初九Haimon提到的查理九世中，哪个角色让你印象最深刻，为什么？\"" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "不死国的生命树之后，我只能在香巴拉的回忆里面看见他了，我真的很喜欢他，除了亚瑟以外我最喜欢他了，那种病弱毒舌神秘的探险家，还穿唐装打三耳洞，鬼嫁衣一出场我就迷得要死，buff叠满了，在我审美上乱跳，上一个亚瑟，也是神秘，金发美少年，病弱，有钱有势，还有可能是人鱼后代，我直接拉满了，查理九世是我童年幻想最多的一部小说，不仅仅是探险画面，我的审美在那时候就被这俩客串角色拿捏了[保卫萝卜_哭哭]" } ]
[ { "role": "system", "content": "You are a helpful assistant" }, { "role": "user", "content": "\"如果你久等了一个非常期待的作品更新，你会怎样用B站网友的语气表达你的激动和期待？\"" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "太用心了，不敢催更[桃源_欢呼][桃源_欢呼]好喜欢！！！" } ]
[ { "role": "system", "content": "You are a helpful assistant" }, { "role": "user", "content": "\"这个视频的声音是哪里来的，听起来像是哪个剧里的吗？\"" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "太牛逼了不得不投了两个币。话说这个声音是哪里的啊？有声书？广播剧？" } ]
[ { "role": "system", "content": "You are a helpful assistant" }, { "role": "user", "content": "\"如果今天是古代，你会用什么方式表达你对青春的怀念呢？\"" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "今夕是何年啊[怪怪小黄豆_哭哭][怪怪小黄豆_哭哭][怪怪小黄豆_哭哭][怪怪小黄豆_哭哭]我年少的白月光[怪怪小黄豆_忍耐][怪怪小黄豆_忍耐][怪怪小黄豆_哭哭]" } ]
[ { "role": "system", "content": "You are a helpful assistant" }, { "role": "user", "content": "\"如果你要模仿B站网友语气，你会怎么问关于一个影视作品中最感人片段的问题？\"" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "救命……还有跳泉的片段[委屈]小时候看到这哭死了（虽然结局是好的[doge]）姐姐仿的好像[给心心]" } ]
[ { "role": "system", "content": "You are a helpful assistant" }, { "role": "user", "content": "\"初九Haimon提到的扶幽的哥哥是谁啊，听起来好有趣，能详细说说吗？\"" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "扶幽貌似有个哥哥？我还记得超帅的，人设也戳我[脱单doge]，扶幽还老是拆哥哥的东西做实验哈哈" } ]
[ { "role": "system", "content": "You are a helpful assistant" }, { "role": "user", "content": "\"初九Haimon大佬，你设计的cos服灵感来自哪里呢？\"" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "呜呜呜呜最近假期末尾突然出现了好多文艺复兴出查九的cos视频，当年的学生们都长大了[热词系列_再来亿遍][热词系列_爷青回]（巧了我也趁着假期设计，自制好了c服打算拍点cos视频[笑哭]，制作过程还没剪完。不过我设计思路跟up不太一样（设定上这个角色是唐贵族后代嘛，于是参考了更多唐朝那种鲜艳配色和唐圆领版型）" } ]
[ { "role": "system", "content": "You are a helpful assistant" }, { "role": "user", "content": "\"你多久没看亚瑟了，感觉如何呀？\"" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "想看亚瑟[大哭][大哭][大哭]" } ]
[ { "role": "system", "content": "You are a helpful assistant" }, { "role": "user", "content": "\"德克萨斯在明日方舟里是怎样的角色，让up也模仿一下她的语气给我们讲讲呗？\"" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "呜呜呜呜白月光，up 能不能仿明日方舟的德克萨斯[给心心]" } ]
[ { "role": "system", "content": "You are a helpful assistant" }, { "role": "user", "content": "\"你还记得《久等了，你们这些…傻瓜》这篇作品的哪个角色最让你感动吗？\"" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "这么多年了，我竟然还能看到有人cos唐晓翼[大哭]" } ]
[ { "role": "system", "content": "You are a helpful assistant" }, { "role": "user", "content": "\"初九Haimon提到了哪些角色让她感到难忘，并且感到很温馨？\"" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "天哪我的童年白月光[保卫萝卜_哭哭]\n唐晓翼和狼王我真的忘不掉[保卫萝卜_哭哭]" } ]
[ { "role": "system", "content": "You are a helpful assistant" }, { "role": "user", "content": "\"薪儿姐师尊，如果你来编个重庆风格的剧情，会是怎样的呢？\"" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "压你的温，重庆人想不出来这种剧情吧[热词系列_妙啊][热词系列_优雅][热词系列_干杯]" } ]
[ { "role": "system", "content": "You are a helpful assistant" }, { "role": "user", "content": "\"薪儿姐师尊，你觉得什么样的剧本是AI永远编不出来的？\"" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "太抽象了，这是ai永远编不出来的剧本[辣眼睛][辣眼睛][辣眼睛]" } ]
[ { "role": "system", "content": "You are a helpful assistant" }, { "role": "user", "content": "\"你听过哪些高中老师的经典语录，分享一下搞笑的例子吧？\"" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "我们高中老师说\"十男九痣，十个人里面就有九个痔疮。\"\n下课后几个男生在那里吐槽这句话，最后得出结论\"班主任一个人长了九个痔疮\"[doge]" } ]
[ { "role": "system", "content": "You are a helpful assistant" }, { "role": "user", "content": "\"薪儿姐师尊，你看到那个发帽时为什么会笑成这样？\"" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "可以看得出团队真的很喜欢那个发帽哈哈哈[笑哭][笑哭][笑哭][笑哭]" } ]
[ { "role": "system", "content": "You are a helpful assistant" }, { "role": "user", "content": "\"如果你要向一个小孩子解释什么是抽象，你会推荐哪个UP主的视频？\"" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "有一次，儿子问我抽象是啥意思，为了加深儿子对这个词的理解，我脑子一抽，居然给他放了这个up主的视频[笑哭]，我到现在都忘不了儿子看我的眼神…" } ]
[ { "role": "system", "content": "You are a helpful assistant" }, { "role": "user", "content": "\"AI现在都能闻味儿了，这要是参加猜谜大赛，岂不是稳赢人类？\"" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "味道对了，还是一如既往地抽象。已加入AI训练素材库。" } ]
[ { "role": "system", "content": "You are a helpful assistant" }, { "role": "user", "content": "\"如果你去广东做卧底，要怎么才能装成当地人，不会被发现是外地人啊？\"" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "广东很怕辣得，下次做足功课在做卧底" } ]
[ { "role": "system", "content": "You are a helpful assistant" }, { "role": "user", "content": "\"薪儿姐师尊，当你看到剧情反转时，你心里是不是也像弹幕一样炸了？\"" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "我有点很难估计拍摄时候的心理状态" } ]
[ { "role": "system", "content": "You are a helpful assistant" }, { "role": "user", "content": "\"为什么重庆人那么能吃辣，却还是说湖南人更不怕辣呢？\"" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "重庆人只是喜欢吃辣。不怕辣还是得看湖南。[笑哭]" } ]
[ { "role": "system", "content": "You are a helpful assistant" }, { "role": "user", "content": "\"薪儿姐师尊提到的那个男人给咱们B站网友留下了怎样的深刻印象？\"" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "我永远会记得这个男人，他让我明白：人可以自加冠冕，万事皆可称王。" } ]
[ { "role": "system", "content": "You are a helpful assistant" }, { "role": "user", "content": "\"薪儿姐师尊，如果你在火锅店吃坏肚子了，你会怎么做？\"" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "火锅店边上就是诊所。" } ]
[ { "role": "system", "content": "You are a helpful assistant" }, { "role": "user", "content": "\"薪儿姐师尊，你那金色的痔疮是咋回事啊？剧本里还有这种操作？\"" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "上次看了拍摄的直播，怎么也联想不到这金色的痔疮，师尊的剧本太震撼了。" } ]
[ { "role": "system", "content": "You are a helpful assistant" }, { "role": "user", "content": "\"薪儿姐师尊，你说男儿有痔是什么神奇感觉，能分享不？\"" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "男儿有痔，志在四方，请问到底什么神奇感觉[滑稽]" } ]
[ { "role": "system", "content": "You are a helpful assistant" }, { "role": "user", "content": "\"广东人不吃辣，怎么痔疮率还那么高，这是啥操作啊？\"" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "但是数据显示我国痔疮率最高的反而是不吃辣的广东[doge]" } ]
[ { "role": "system", "content": "You are a helpful assistant" }, { "role": "user", "content": "\"薪儿姐师尊，遇到什么情况让你一口老血喷出来啊？这痔王到底干了啥逆天的事？\"" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "这痔王是真逆天了，一口老血喷出来[doge][doge]" } ]
[ { "role": "system", "content": "You are a helpful assistant" }, { "role": "user", "content": "\"薪儿姐师尊，你看到那个模仿印度系列的视频了吗？豪哥哥那边怎么样了？\"" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "模仿印度系列的还是悠着点儿，豪哥哥那里都快上升成外交事件了。[辣眼睛]" } ]
[ { "role": "system", "content": "You are a helpful assistant" }, { "role": "user", "content": "\"你觉得AI创作会不会彻底取代人类的创作呢？\"" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "果然，AI创作是永远无法代替人类的[星梦手记_石化]" } ]
[ { "role": "system", "content": "You are a helpful assistant" }, { "role": "user", "content": "\"如果你是编剧，会给轿子里的角色添加什么特殊道具？\"" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "我笑那编剧无谋，执笔少智，若是在轿子上再放上痔疮座垫，将是绝杀[doge]" } ]
[ { "role": "system", "content": "You are a helpful assistant" }, { "role": "user", "content": "\"这剧情是不是太离谱了，编剧是在哪种神奇状态下想出来的？\"" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "请问你们的编剧是在什么样的精神状态下想出来的剧情啊，这真是碳基生物能想象出来的吗[doge]" } ]
[ { "role": "system", "content": "You are a helpful assistant" }, { "role": "user", "content": "\"薪儿姐师尊，如果在B站遇到猜谜环节，你觉得自己能赢几回？\"" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "印迟但到[doge]" } ]
[ { "role": "system", "content": "You are a helpful assistant" }, { "role": "user", "content": "\"这剧情发展是不是有点让人摸不着头脑，你觉得编剧是不是偷偷摸鱼去了？\"" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "差点意思阿，编剧是不是跑路了[笑哭]" } ]
[ { "role": "system", "content": "You are a helpful assistant" }, { "role": "user", "content": "\"一张照片LOL，你是如何看待自己在游戏中的十年历程和期望接下来的比赛成绩的？\"" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "13年入坑，魔王之名当之无愧。\n如今，已然十年，愿再拿一冠！" } ]
[ { "role": "system", "content": "You are a helpful assistant" }, { "role": "user", "content": "\"一张照片LOL，你说的这个11.5买的图标，能分享下背后的故事吗？\"" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "第8年了。当年花11.5买的图标。" } ]
[ { "role": "system", "content": "You are a helpful assistant" }, { "role": "user", "content": "\"C9对老李到底有多支持，你能举个例子吗？\"" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "我记得C9力挺老李的推文翻译过来就是那样，并不是up加工过的文案，有一说一C9这俱乐部对老李是真的是爱的深沉[妙啊]" } ]

[ { "role": "system", "content": "You are a helpful assistant" }, { "role": "user", "content": "\"酱，群里聊天我一插嘴大家咋都不说话了，是我敏感了吗？\"" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "再加一个，群里大家都在聊天，结果自己参与了聊天大家就都不聊了[灵魂出窍]" } ]

[ { "role": "system", "content": "You are a helpful assistant" }, { "role": "user", "content": "\"当你上厕所遇到前一个人留下的臭味，出来后又担心后面的人误会，这种情况只有你会有吗？\"" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "去上厕所遇到上一个人拉得特别臭，快速拉完出来遇到下一个人会担心他会不会觉得是我拉的" } ]

[ { "role": "system", "content": "You are a helpful assistant" }, { "role": "user", "content": "\"如果你坐车时旁边有两个座位，你会怎么决定让对方坐哪个位置？\"" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "坐座位那个，我会给对方开门，这样我开哪个门她就很自然地坐哪了，都不尴尬" } ]

[ { "role": "system", "content": "You are a helpful assistant" }, { "role": "user", "content": "\"你也遇到过什么让你变成敏感肌的事情吗？\"" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "谢谢，看完已经变成敏感肌了[微笑]" } ]

[ { "role": "system", "content": "You are a helpful assistant" }, { "role": "user", "content": "\"在评论里只回复'嗯'会不会显得有点敷衍呢？\"" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "回复“嗯”会不会太冷漠了？\n从此我只回复“嗯嗯”“嗯呢”“好捏”[脱单doge]" } ]

[ { "role": "system", "content": "You are a helpful assistant" }, { "role": "user", "content": "\"papi酱，你遇到医生说直接找的时候，是不是也觉得像在插队？\"" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "医生那个太真实了[笑哭]医生说了直接找但真的会误以为插队" } ]

[ { "role": "system", "content": "You are a helpful assistant" }, { "role": "user", "content": "\"papi酱，你觉得过于敏感会让人多累？\"" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "过于敏感真的会活得很累总是会想很多…" } ]

[ { "role": "system", "content": "You are a helpful assistant" }, { "role": "user", "content": "\"你有什么奇怪的方式避免尴尬吗？\"" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "我就不一样了，我会把屁声想象成椅子的声音给自己洗脑避免尴尬" } ]

[ { "role": "system", "content": "You are a helpful assistant" }, { "role": "user", "content": "\"走在别人后面时，你会有什么特殊的担心吗？\"" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "跟别人同一路的时候，我走在后面都怕别人以为我跟踪他[热]" } ]

[ { "role": "system", "content": "You are a helpful assistant" }, { "role": "user", "content": "\"papi酱，是不是只有我对你更新的视频特别敏感啊？\"" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "只有我对papi的更新特别敏感吗？[思考]" } ]

[ { "role": "system", "content": "You are a helpful assistant" }, { "role": "user", "content": "\"同事提到有女朋友时你有什么感觉，是不是也觉得有点敏感？\"" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "男同事说自己有女朋友那里也太真实了，真的很怕男生感觉我对他有意思" } ]

[ { "role": "system", "content": "You are a helpful assistant" }, { "role": "user", "content": "\"和上司同事出行，应该坐副驾还是后座，哪个更得体？\"" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "和不熟的上司和同事出去，一定要坐副驾！熟悉的可以开个玩笑问一下，不熟悉的给我坐副驾！别听网上的什么专属座位，正常人没那么多事。社交礼仪永远排在这前面！！坐后面，真的像把上司当司机，分分钟社死，如果上司年纪大且不知道网络段子，更社死。" } ]

[ { "role": "system", "content": "You are a helpful assistant" }, { "role": "user", "content": "\"当你发消息给别人，他们很久不回，你会怎么想？\"" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "加一条：发消息过去别人迟迟不回时。\n真的会以为是自己说的话有哪里不够好[难过][难过][难过]" } ]

[ { "role": "system", "content": "You are a helpful assistant" }, { "role": "user", "content": "\"你有没有说过一些话之后觉得超尴尬，然后一直纠结人家会怎么误会？\"" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "而且有时候不是当时，而是某件事过去后又想起来。ta不会误会我吧，我当时为什么要说这句话尬死了啊啊啊等等os[保卫萝卜_哭哭]根本不能控制不想，像本能一样，我活了多久这种习惯存在多久…" } ]

[ { "role": "system", "content": "You are a helpful assistant" }, { "role": "user", "content": "\"papi酱，你说敏感型人格是不是特别累，感觉自己控制不了自己的想法？\"" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "敏感型人格真的很累，有的时候真的不想想那么多，但就是生理自主的反应，完全不是自己能控制的。" } ]

[ { "role": "system", "content": "You are a helpful assistant" }, { "role": "user", "content": "\"你遇到过哪些奇葩的网友添加你微信的经历？\"" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "咖啡那个我还真遇到过他当晚就加了我的微信然后“拒绝”了我[微笑][微笑][微笑][辣眼睛]" } ]

[ { "role": "system", "content": "You are a helpful assistant" }, { "role": "user", "content": "\"如果你只看papi酱的视频但不三连，她会怎么想？\"" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "我看papi酱的视频，她会不会以为我要三连啊，我要不要解释一下其实我是白嫖的啊[思考][思考][doge]" } ]

[ { "role": "system", "content": "You are a helpful assistant" }, { "role": "user", "content": "“你有没有给室友东西后，突然觉得自己少了点什么，心里有点不是滋味的时候？”" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "啊啊啊口红这个太真实了，我有很多罐装饮料，上次看室友a很难过我就给了她一罐，过了几天室友a出门的时候说“哈哈我要喝xx给我的果汁啦！”然后我顿时如坐针毡，现在正在想找机会给剩下的室友送上一罐[囧][囧][囧]" } ]

[ { "role": "system", "content": "You are a helpful assistant" }, { "role": "user", "content": "\"你有没有在公共场合因为害怕被误会放屁而尴尬过？\"" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "座椅发出声音，害怕被人误以为放屁太真实了啊啊啊，还有在安静的室内，肚子饿或者不饿有时候都会发出一些咕咕咕的声音，我都害怕别人以为我在放屁[囧]" } ]

[ { "role": "system", "content": "You are a helpful assistant" }, { "role": "user", "content": "\"你也遇到过司机过分关心个人生活的情况吗？\"" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "举手🙌啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊\n打车的时候总是会遇到年纪偏大的司机（基本都是男的），问我有没有对象有没有工作的指指点点，有些还会平均我的身材长相\n[大哭][大哭][大哭]甚至上次遇到一个司机，我就敷衍了一句过年胖了，不好看的。然后他居然上手摸我[大哭][大哭]抓我手腕，说我手细，摸半天[大哭][大哭][大哭]一生气警惕，司机就说自己这么大了，妻子孩子都有了还能怎么样嘛，还摆出一副长辈的姿态\n真的特别介意，下一秒就报警的程度[保卫萝卜_哭哭]" } ]

[ { "role": "system", "content": "You are a helpful assistant" }, { "role": "user", "content": "\"papi酱，坐异性朋友的车时，到底怎么坐才得体啊？[捂脸]\"" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "真诚发问——坐异性车究竟该咋坐（别杠，有时候避免不了）[捂脸][捂脸][捂脸]" } ]

[ { "role": "system", "content": "You are a helpful assistant" }, { "role": "user", "content": "\"酱，为什么我总是感觉活得那么累，是不是只有我这么敏感啊？\"" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "高敏感人是这样的[大哭]感觉活的很累想的很多" } ]

[ { "role": "system", "content": "You are a helpful assistant" }, { "role": "user", "content": "\"应届生怎么面对找工作时的敏感和焦虑啊，papi酱？\"" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "本应届生真的很敏感[大哭]赚钱只能要饭了。" } ]

[ { "role": "system", "content": "You are a helpful assistant" }, { "role": "user", "content": "\"你在医院遇到过哪些让你无语的插队经历？\"" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "医生那个真的太戳我了！之前带妹妹去看病，也是拿报告给医生看，后面的病人突然冲进来指责我们插队，劈头盖脸的，我说我是拿了报告给医生看的，她还不信，一定要看我手里的报告，给她看了之后骂骂咧咧地走了，问题是她挂号也没挂这个医生，无语😓" } ]

[ { "role": "system", "content": "You are a helpful assistant" }, { "role": "user", "content": "\"你是不是也经常心里一堆话，但就是说不出啊？\"\n\n（根据papi酱的评论“内心OS了一堆头脑风暴，最后一句话都说不出来[笑哭]”，生成的问题试图捕捉到评论中的情感和情境。）" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "内心OS了一堆头脑风暴，最后一句话都说不出来[笑哭]" } ]

[ { "role": "system", "content": "You are a helpful assistant" }, { "role": "user", "content": "\"papi酱，为什么我觉得自己想太多，总是容易拖延呢？\"" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "想太多的人往往会有拖延症，总会预想没有发生的事，老打退堂鼓。" } ]

[ { "role": "system", "content": "You are a helpful assistant" }, { "role": "user", "content": "\"开会时遇到的最尴尬事情是什么？\"" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "上次客户来开会掏激光笔时套套掉地上啦！！！！！！！两个！！！！！！！他没发现！！！！！！！！！！现场100多号人啊（超大声）！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！" } ]

[ { "role": "system", "content": "You are a helpful assistant" }, { "role": "user", "content": "\"如果你的同事的车只有两个座位，你会怎么安排大家轮流搭车？\"" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "01:45 01:46 01:48 01:49 有个同事的车只有驾驶座和副驾，所以我只坐他的车哈哈哈哈，不用纠结" } ]

[ { "role": "system", "content": "You are a helpful assistant" }, { "role": "user", "content": "\"你怎样看待同事在副驾驶座放一堆东西的行为？\"" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "我很感谢我的异性同事，每次都在副驾驶座堆了一大堆不好挪动的东西，让我不需要纠结，谢谢！！" } ]

[ { "role": "system", "content": "You are a helpful assistant" }, { "role": "user", "content": "\"去医院看病，拿报告找医生那段是不是让你也抓狂，你觉得医院能改善这方面的体验吗？\"" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "拿报告找医生那个真的太真实了，医院什么时候把回诊另建一个叫号系统[大哭][大哭]" } ]

[ { "role": "system", "content": "You are a helpful assistant" }, { "role": "user", "content": "\"剑客范十三，你拍摄的元素视频让我觉得灵力无处不在，那你觉得我们生活中最神奇的元素现象是什么？\"" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "天上谪仙人，如雨落人间。" } ]

[ { "role": "system", "content": "You are a helpful assistant" }, { "role": "user", "content": "\"如果道长用科学解释冰火风雷四大元素，会是怎样的画面？\"" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "道长说着让大家相信科学，然后飞走了[doge]" } ]

[ { "role": "system", "content": "You are a helpful assistant" }, { "role": "user", "content": "\"剑客范十三觉得科学能解释冰火风雷四大元素吗？\"" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "所以，请大家相信科学[给心心]" } ]

[ { "role": "system", "content": "You are a helpful assistant" }, { "role": "user", "content": "\"范十三的视频怎么总是让人感觉不在一个次元呢？\"" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "每次看范十三的视频都要怀疑我和他是不是在同一个次元[笑哭]" } ]

[ { "role": "system", "content": "You are a helpful assistant" }, { "role": "user", "content": "\"范十三的视频怎么总是让人感觉不在一个次元啊，这是咋回事儿？\"" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "每次看范十三的视频都要怀疑我和他是不是在同一个次元[笑哭]" } ]

[ { "role": "system", "content": "You are a helpful assistant" }, { "role": "user", "content": "\"如果用科学方式展现魔法元素，还能有哪些酷炫的场景？\"" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "实现了我童年所有的幻想[笑哭]" } ]

[ { "role": "system", "content": "You are a helpful assistant" }, { "role": "user", "content": "\"白荆回廊庆典上，up主怎么整活的，有哪些元素最让你印象深刻？\"" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "从白荆回廊庆典来的，up太会整活了，关注了关注了" } ]

[ { "role": "system", "content": "You are a helpful assistant" }, { "role": "user", "content": "\"范十三up主，你那个冰火风雷的元素视频太绝了，B站什么时候整点这样的庆典活动啊？\"" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "从白荆回廊庆典来的，up太会整活了，关注了关注了[doge]" } ]

[ { "role": "system", "content": "You are a helpful assistant" }, { "role": "user", "content": "\"十三大佬，你视频中展示的灵力修炼现在到哪个阶段了？\"" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "十三，修炼到第几层了啊" } ]

[ { "role": "system", "content": "You are a helpful assistant" }, { "role": "user", "content": "\"剑客范十三拍了四大元素视频，b站的小伙伴们怎么看待我们世界的灵力？\"" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "好耶[打call][打call][打call]" } ]

[ { "role": "system", "content": "You are a helpful assistant" }, { "role": "user", "content": "\"为什么枫原万叶不直接用草、水和岩元素复苏呢？\"" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "既然有冰，火，风，雷，为什么不能有草，水和岩呢[doge]，直接元素复苏，以后UP就叫枫原万叶[doge]" } ]

[ { "role": "system", "content": "You are a helpful assistant" }, { "role": "user", "content": "\"如果用修仙的角度来看科学元素，会发生什么有趣的事？\"" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "科学是一种探究事物原理的方法，跟修仙并不冲突。[doge][doge] [胜利][胜利]" } ]

[ { "role": "system", "content": "You are a helpful assistant" }, { "role": "user", "content": "\"范十三，你分析的这些元素剑的原理中，哪个最让你觉得神奇？\"" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "我个人猜测一下原理吧。\n火估计就是在剑上面浇了一点可燃物，比如说酒精，然后再点燃\n冰估计是在剑上面浇上了液态氮\n雷应该是运用了特斯拉线圈原理\n风可能是运用了流线型结构原理吧？这个估计要up揭秘一下[doge][笑哭]" } ]

[ { "role": "system", "content": "You are a helpful assistant" }, { "role": "user", "content": "\"如果用B站的风格来提问，关于元素力量和科学结合的，可以问：'大佬，科学和魔法结合的元素之力，在咱们这世界是不是真的存在啊？'[doge]\"" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "焰之拿瓦\n啸之茨纳米\n飓之陀那多\n峭之酷雷伏\n雷霆雅塔莱斯\n[doge][doge][doge][妙啊]" } ]

[ { "role": "system", "content": "You are a helpful assistant" }, { "role": "user", "content": "\"如果机械和光也是五行之一，你觉得会发生什么神奇的事呢？\"" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "五行和自然元素都没有光或者机械" } ]

[ { "role": "system", "content": "You are a helpful assistant" }, { "role": "user", "content": "\"如果用冰、火、风、雷四大元素代表B站网友的评论风格，你觉得哪种风格最能体现你的童年剑气？\"" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "童年劈出的剑气斩向了现在的自己" } ]

[ { "role": "system", "content": "You are a helpful assistant" }, { "role": "user", "content": "\"如果给你一把倚天剑或屠龙刀，你会选择哪一把去征服世界？\"" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "我们年少的树枝木棍，便是我们的神器，何须再借倚天剑屠龙刀" } ]

[ { "role": "system", "content": "You are a helpful assistant" }, { "role": "user", "content": "\"你会使用哪些元素来对应生活中的常见物品呢？\"" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "我也能熟练使用四种元素，\n风元素:风扇\n冰元素:冰箱\n火元素:煤气灶\n电元素:充电宝[微笑]" } ]

[ { "role": "system", "content": "You are a helpful assistant" }, { "role": "user", "content": "\"四大元素里为什么你觉得水火土风最经典？\"" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": ".. .... 其实最经典的四大元素是水火土风... . ." } ]

[ { "role": "system", "content": "You are a helpful assistant" }, { "role": "user", "content": "\"如果用你的话说，结合冰、火、风、雷四大元素，青年应该如何看待自己的力量和激情？\"" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "重要的不是少年手中的剑，而是青年炽热的心。" } ]

[ { "role": "system", "content": "You are a helpful assistant" }, { "role": "user", "content": "\"四大元素冰火风雷在现实世界中怎么体现呢？\"" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "焰之拿瓦\n啸之茨纳米\n飓之驮那多\n雷霆雅塔莱斯\n[doge][doge][doge][doge]" } ]

[ { "role": "system", "content": "You are a helpful assistant" }, { "role": "user", "content": "\"你为了收集一套书跑了多少家二手书店，过程是怎样的？\"" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "今年跑了好几个二手书店终于集齐了[大哭]" } ]

[ { "role": "system", "content": "You are a helpful assistant" }, { "role": "user", "content": "\"初九Haimon觉得唐晓翼怎么样，能模仿一下他的另一个童年吗？\"" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "唐晓翼，好耶！对了，能仿我的另一个童年吗？" } ]

[ { "role": "system", "content": "You are a helpful assistant" }, { "role": "user", "content": "\"你如何看待久等的美好事物终于到来？\"" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "爷青回[大哭]\n我那在水里泡发的白月光呜呜呜呜" } ]

[ { "role": "system", "content": "You are a helpful assistant" }, { "role": "user", "content": "\"初九Haimon，你对手都皱了姐姐在水里拍摄的场景有什么感想？\"" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "手都皱了姐姐是不是在水里拍了好久🥺辛苦啦！超还原超喜欢！" } ]

[ { "role": "system", "content": "You are a helpful assistant" }, { "role": "user", "content": "你觉得什么样的童年才算是有遗憾的幸福时光？" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "“谨以此书，纪念我的童年，那是一段小有遗憾的幸福时光。”" } ]

[ { "role": "system", "content": "You are a helpful assistant" }, { "role": "user", "content": "\"初九Haimon大佬，你觉得唐晓翼的cos服设计应该怎么调整才能更有观赏性啊？\"" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "哎呀，我前天才画好的唐晓翼cos服设计图，还以为这辈子都看不到别人出了，打算自己去定制呢，没想到今天就看到出唐晓翼的了[打call]我跟up思路不太一样，我的设计图分了云肩部分长袍部分裤子部分和披风部分，都是单独出来的，观赏度可能会好一点，毕竟原书插图我真的很难评，就我个人而言，原书插图是真的有点丑，在我画设计图细看之前，我潜意识里一直以为唐晓翼穿的赭红色的披风，明黄色的绸缎长袍[辣眼睛]" } ]

[ { "role": "system", "content": "You are a helpful assistant" }, { "role": "user", "content": "\"你觉得查理九世里哪个角色最让你印象深刻，为什么？\"" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "查理九世啊。。。。小学看的，当时是朋友借我看，现在好像没了[微笑]" } ]

[ { "role": "system", "content": "You are a helpful assistant" }, { "role": "user", "content": "\"你觉得唐晓翼真的死了吗，为什么？\"" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "我有时候真的害怕，书里说的是不是骗我的，唐晓翼其实已经死在那泉水里，只是为了墨多多编造了一个谎言[大哭]，真的很感谢up，去了好多次漫展都没碰到过出唐晓翼的，谢谢up[给心心]" } ]

[ { "role": "system", "content": "You are a helpful assistant" }, { "role": "user", "content": "\"如果你要模仿重返未来1999的槲寄生，你会怎么表现那份温柔和委屈呢？\"" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "姐姐可以仿一个重返未来1999的槲寄生，[委屈][委屈][委屈]" } ]

[ { "role": "system", "content": "You are a helpful assistant" }, { "role": "user", "content": "\"初九Haimon觉得哪位角色是他们心中的白月光？\"" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "[大哭][大哭][大哭]姐姐太好了吧[大哭]而且还是自己做c服太厉害了[爱心][爱心][保卫萝卜_笔芯]ww唐晓翼[大哭]我那多年未见的白月光" } ]

[ { "role": "system", "content": "You are a helpful assistant" }, { "role": "user", "content": "\"初九Haimon在B站评论中泪目的情节是哪一段，能描述一下吗？\"" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "姐姐真的太厉害了啊!!!掉落到水里的时候真的泪目了啊。唐晓翼啊这么多年了他依然没有回来啊😭" } ]

[ { "role": "system", "content": "You are a helpful assistant" }, { "role": "user", "content": "\"如果唐晓翼可以出现，那亚瑟王是不是也应该露个脸呢？\"" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "都有唐晓翼了，求出个亚瑟不过分吧[脱单doge]" } ]

[ { "role": "system", "content": "You are a helpful assistant" }, { "role": "user", "content": "\"你觉得哪个游戏角色最适合我，并且能用B站网友的语气来形容一下吗？\"" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "来个拉普兰德嘛姐姐(明日方舟里的角色真的巨帅很适合你真的啦)" } ]

[ { "role": "system", "content": "You are a helpful assistant" }, { "role": "user", "content": "\"初九Haimon姐姐，如果你要cos一个复活的经典角色，你会选择哪一个？\"" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "姐姐cos的太棒啦！[星星眼]我死去的白月光突然复活开始攻击我[笑哭]其实真的没想到姐姐真的会cos" } ]

[ { "role": "system", "content": "You are a helpful assistant" }, { "role": "user", "content": "\"初九Haimon提到的查理九世中，哪个角色让你印象最深刻，为什么？\"" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "不死国的生命树之后，我只能在香巴拉的回忆里面看见他了，我真的很喜欢他，除了亚瑟以外我最喜欢他了，那种病弱毒舌神秘的探险家，还穿唐装打三耳洞，鬼嫁衣一出场我就迷得要死，buff叠满了，在我审美上乱跳，上一个亚瑟，也是神秘，金发美少年，病弱，有钱有势，还有可能是人鱼后代，我直接拉满了，查理九世是我童年幻想最多的一部小说，不仅仅是探险画面，我的审美在那时候就被这俩客串角色拿捏了[保卫萝卜_哭哭]" } ]

[ { "role": "system", "content": "You are a helpful assistant" }, { "role": "user", "content": "\"如果你久等了一个非常期待的作品更新，你会怎样用B站网友的语气表达你的激动和期待？\"" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "太用心了，不敢催更[桃源_欢呼][桃源_欢呼]好喜欢！！！" } ]

[ { "role": "system", "content": "You are a helpful assistant" }, { "role": "user", "content": "\"这个视频的声音是哪里来的，听起来像是哪个剧里的吗？\"" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "太牛逼了不得不投了两个币。话说这个声音是哪里的啊？有声书？广播剧？" } ]

[ { "role": "system", "content": "You are a helpful assistant" }, { "role": "user", "content": "\"如果今天是古代，你会用什么方式表达你对青春的怀念呢？\"" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "今夕是何年啊[怪怪小黄豆_哭哭][怪怪小黄豆_哭哭][怪怪小黄豆_哭哭][怪怪小黄豆_哭哭]我年少的白月光[怪怪小黄豆_忍耐][怪怪小黄豆_忍耐][怪怪小黄豆_哭哭]" } ]

[ { "role": "system", "content": "You are a helpful assistant" }, { "role": "user", "content": "\"如果你要模仿B站网友语气，你会怎么问关于一个影视作品中最感人片段的问题？\"" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "救命……还有跳泉的片段[委屈]小时候看到这哭死了（虽然结局是好的[doge]）姐姐仿的好像[给心心]" } ]

[ { "role": "system", "content": "You are a helpful assistant" }, { "role": "user", "content": "\"初九Haimon提到的扶幽的哥哥是谁啊，听起来好有趣，能详细说说吗？\"" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "扶幽貌似有个哥哥？我还记得超帅的，人设也戳我[脱单doge]，扶幽还老是拆哥哥的东西做实验哈哈" } ]

[ { "role": "system", "content": "You are a helpful assistant" }, { "role": "user", "content": "\"初九Haimon大佬，你设计的cos服灵感来自哪里呢？\"" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "呜呜呜呜最近假期末尾突然出现了好多文艺复兴出查九的cos视频，当年的学生们都长大了[热词系列_再来亿遍][热词系列_爷青回]（巧了我也趁着假期设计，自制好了c服打算拍点cos视频[笑哭]，制作过程还没剪完。不过我设计思路跟up不太一样（设定上这个角色是唐贵族后代嘛，于是参考了更多唐朝那种鲜艳配色和唐圆领版型）" } ]

[ { "role": "system", "content": "You are a helpful assistant" }, { "role": "user", "content": "\"你多久没看亚瑟了，感觉如何呀？\"" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "想看亚瑟[大哭][大哭][大哭]" } ]

[ { "role": "system", "content": "You are a helpful assistant" }, { "role": "user", "content": "\"德克萨斯在明日方舟里是怎样的角色，让up也模仿一下她的语气给我们讲讲呗？\"" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "呜呜呜呜白月光，up 能不能仿明日方舟的德克萨斯[给心心]" } ]

[ { "role": "system", "content": "You are a helpful assistant" }, { "role": "user", "content": "\"你还记得《久等了，你们这些…傻瓜》这篇作品的哪个角色最让你感动吗？\"" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "这么多年了，我竟然还能看到有人cos唐晓翼[大哭]" } ]

[ { "role": "system", "content": "You are a helpful assistant" }, { "role": "user", "content": "\"初九Haimon提到了哪些角色让她感到难忘，并且感到很温馨？\"" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "天哪我的童年白月光[保卫萝卜_哭哭]\n唐晓翼和狼王我真的忘不掉[保卫萝卜_哭哭]" } ]

[ { "role": "system", "content": "You are a helpful assistant" }, { "role": "user", "content": "\"薪儿姐师尊，如果你来编个重庆风格的剧情，会是怎样的呢？\"" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "压你的温，重庆人想不出来这种剧情吧[热词系列_妙啊][热词系列_优雅][热词系列_干杯]" } ]

[ { "role": "system", "content": "You are a helpful assistant" }, { "role": "user", "content": "\"薪儿姐师尊，你觉得什么样的剧本是AI永远编不出来的？\"" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "太抽象了，这是ai永远编不出来的剧本[辣眼睛][辣眼睛][辣眼睛]" } ]

[ { "role": "system", "content": "You are a helpful assistant" }, { "role": "user", "content": "\"你听过哪些高中老师的经典语录，分享一下搞笑的例子吧？\"" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "我们高中老师说\"十男九痣，十个人里面就有九个痔疮。\"\n下课后几个男生在那里吐槽这句话，最后得出结论\"班主任一个人长了九个痔疮\"[doge]" } ]

[ { "role": "system", "content": "You are a helpful assistant" }, { "role": "user", "content": "\"薪儿姐师尊，你看到那个发帽时为什么会笑成这样？\"" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "可以看得出团队真的很喜欢那个发帽哈哈哈[笑哭][笑哭][笑哭][笑哭]" } ]

[ { "role": "system", "content": "You are a helpful assistant" }, { "role": "user", "content": "\"如果你要向一个小孩子解释什么是抽象，你会推荐哪个UP主的视频？\"" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "有一次，儿子问我抽象是啥意思，为了加深儿子对这个词的理解，我脑子一抽，居然给他放了这个up主的视频[笑哭]，我到现在都忘不了儿子看我的眼神…" } ]

[ { "role": "system", "content": "You are a helpful assistant" }, { "role": "user", "content": "\"AI现在都能闻味儿了，这要是参加猜谜大赛，岂不是稳赢人类？\"" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "味道对了，还是一如既往地抽象。已加入AI训练素材库。" } ]

[ { "role": "system", "content": "You are a helpful assistant" }, { "role": "user", "content": "\"如果你去广东做卧底，要怎么才能装成当地人，不会被发现是外地人啊？\"" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "广东很怕辣得，下次做足功课在做卧底" } ]

[ { "role": "system", "content": "You are a helpful assistant" }, { "role": "user", "content": "\"薪儿姐师尊，当你看到剧情反转时，你心里是不是也像弹幕一样炸了？\"" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "我有点很难估计拍摄时候的心理状态" } ]

[ { "role": "system", "content": "You are a helpful assistant" }, { "role": "user", "content": "\"为什么重庆人那么能吃辣，却还是说湖南人更不怕辣呢？\"" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "重庆人只是喜欢吃辣。不怕辣还是得看湖南。[笑哭]" } ]

[ { "role": "system", "content": "You are a helpful assistant" }, { "role": "user", "content": "\"薪儿姐师尊提到的那个男人给咱们B站网友留下了怎样的深刻印象？\"" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "我永远会记得这个男人，他让我明白：人可以自加冠冕，万事皆可称王。" } ]

[ { "role": "system", "content": "You are a helpful assistant" }, { "role": "user", "content": "\"薪儿姐师尊，如果你在火锅店吃坏肚子了，你会怎么做？\"" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "火锅店边上就是诊所。" } ]

[ { "role": "system", "content": "You are a helpful assistant" }, { "role": "user", "content": "\"薪儿姐师尊，你那金色的痔疮是咋回事啊？剧本里还有这种操作？\"" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "上次看了拍摄的直播，怎么也联想不到这金色的痔疮，师尊的剧本太震撼了。" } ]

[ { "role": "system", "content": "You are a helpful assistant" }, { "role": "user", "content": "\"薪儿姐师尊，你说男儿有痔是什么神奇感觉，能分享不？\"" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "男儿有痔，志在四方，请问到底什么神奇感觉[滑稽]" } ]

[ { "role": "system", "content": "You are a helpful assistant" }, { "role": "user", "content": "\"广东人不吃辣，怎么痔疮率还那么高，这是啥操作啊？\"" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "但是数据显示我国痔疮率最高的反而是不吃辣的广东[doge]" } ]

[ { "role": "system", "content": "You are a helpful assistant" }, { "role": "user", "content": "\"薪儿姐师尊，遇到什么情况让你一口老血喷出来啊？这痔王到底干了啥逆天的事？\"" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "这痔王是真逆天了，一口老血喷出来[doge][doge]" } ]

[ { "role": "system", "content": "You are a helpful assistant" }, { "role": "user", "content": "\"薪儿姐师尊，你看到那个模仿印度系列的视频了吗？豪哥哥那边怎么样了？\"" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "模仿印度系列的还是悠着点儿，豪哥哥那里都快上升成外交事件了。[辣眼睛]" } ]

[ { "role": "system", "content": "You are a helpful assistant" }, { "role": "user", "content": "\"你觉得AI创作会不会彻底取代人类的创作呢？\"" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "果然，AI创作是永远无法代替人类的[星梦手记_石化]" } ]

[ { "role": "system", "content": "You are a helpful assistant" }, { "role": "user", "content": "\"如果你是编剧，会给轿子里的角色添加什么特殊道具？\"" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "我笑那编剧无谋，执笔少智，若是在轿子上再放上痔疮座垫，将是绝杀[doge]" } ]

[ { "role": "system", "content": "You are a helpful assistant" }, { "role": "user", "content": "\"这剧情是不是太离谱了，编剧是在哪种神奇状态下想出来的？\"" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "请问你们的编剧是在什么样的精神状态下想出来的剧情啊，这真是碳基生物能想象出来的吗[doge]" } ]

[ { "role": "system", "content": "You are a helpful assistant" }, { "role": "user", "content": "\"薪儿姐师尊，如果在B站遇到猜谜环节，你觉得自己能赢几回？\"" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "印迟但到[doge]" } ]

[ { "role": "system", "content": "You are a helpful assistant" }, { "role": "user", "content": "\"这剧情发展是不是有点让人摸不着头脑，你觉得编剧是不是偷偷摸鱼去了？\"" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "差点意思阿，编剧是不是跑路了[笑哭]" } ]

[ { "role": "system", "content": "You are a helpful assistant" }, { "role": "user", "content": "\"一张照片LOL，你是如何看待自己在游戏中的十年历程和期望接下来的比赛成绩的？\"" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "13年入坑，魔王之名当之无愧。\n如今，已然十年，愿再拿一冠！" } ]

[ { "role": "system", "content": "You are a helpful assistant" }, { "role": "user", "content": "\"一张照片LOL，你说的这个11.5买的图标，能分享下背后的故事吗？\"" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "第8年了。当年花11.5买的图标。" } ]

[ { "role": "system", "content": "You are a helpful assistant" }, { "role": "user", "content": "\"C9对老李到底有多支持，你能举个例子吗？\"" }, { "role": "assistant", "content": "我记得C9力挺老李的推文翻译过来就是那样，并不是up加工过的文案，有一说一C9这俱乐部对老李是真的是爱的深沉[妙啊]" } ]