Q:

What profit can you get from having a dummy?

Tehillim 30:10
מַה-בֶּצַע בְּדָמִי
What profit is there in a dummy?
I don't know ... perhaps this is a dum question? Is there any profit in having a dummy? Dum-de-dum-dum...

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A:

A Jewish ventriloquist once attended a Purim party with a dummy designed to look just like her.
PROHIBITED!! Shouted the rabbi. The Megillah says:
Al TEDAMI VENAFSHECH!
You may not make a dummy like yourself, young lady!

