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Ava is one of the main characters in the series and is one of the most popular people in school Ava Kirby --------- * Body * Face ### Aliases Smash ### Affiliation Elite Team, Attack Team ### Occupation Student, Hero Biographical information ------------------------ ### Date of birth 12/03/2029 ### Place of birth Adelaide, Australia Physical description -------------------- ### Gender Female ### Height 5'5 (168 cm) ### Eye color Blue-Purple Appearances ----------- ### Debut Season 1, Episode 1 **Power(s)** ------------ Supreme Smash ### **Power capability's** She can destroy absolutely anything ### **Power Description** She can destroy absolutely anything but the more she uses her powers or the bigger thing she’s destroying is the more of an emotional toll it takes on her (See Extra Details) **Techniques** -------------- ### **Smash** Completely destroy a whole object #### **Selected Smash** A one finger touch to destroy a small section or area of an object ### **Unstable ground** Destruction of the ground to make it very unstable and hard to walk on **Personality** --------------- Ava is a very happy person, she can look on the bright side of life and sees everything through rose tinted glasses. She is a very quick learner, if you tell her something she can easily remember it with almost full detail. Ava is also very smart, she gets straight A's in all of her classes and can finish a 100 piece jigsaw puzzle in less than 10 minutes. **Associates** -------------- ### **Tom Lance** Tom Lance is a teacher at Mathew Secondary Collage which is the high school that Seán, Jake, Ava, Anne and the other students go to. Tom's power is immortality meaning he can live forever without aging unless he wants and even if he changes his physical age to one a human can not live to he will still live but at the physical age he chose to. Any wound he gains heals completely in a matter of seconds. If he sustains fatal wounds he will still live and be completely healed. If his entire body is completely destroyed and no atoms left of his body remains, matter in the area he dies with change and form into the atoms needed to rebuild his body completely perfectly **Extra Details** ----------------- ### **Power Extra Details** If she uses her powers to destroy too many things in a short period or something that is too big it will temporarily effect her mentality giving her things like depression and anxiety but will go away after she has a good rest or feels an extreme amount of love and affection. If the toll it took on her is too high it may have a permanent/ long-lasting mark of depression and anxiety ### **Body Details** #### **Physique** She is average sized in terms of muscle and is the average height for her gender

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Veronica is a side character of A series of unfortunate events. He appears in the ASOUE Netflix series. ### Veronica ships list #### Hetero #### Slash

Founder, Owner and Hoster of Seed SMP very active in game compared to hennamin Member of The Anti Church Gang also known as | Stin | Bob Ross | lylo | stin999 | --- | --- | --- | --- |

This is the second Fatty Spins song Lyrics) ------- [Verse 1: Micfri] This is a story all about how My life got flipped turned upside down And I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel-Air [Verse 2: Ray William Johnson] In East Brooklyn, born and raised In the playground is where I spent most of my days Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool And all shooting some b-ball outside of the school When a couple of guys who were up to no good Started making trouble in my neighborhood I got in one little fight and my mom got scared And said "You're moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air" [Break: vocal samples] Era, era-era-era Era-Fresh Prince C-c-c-era-era-era-c-era-era-c-Carlton [Verse 3: Micfri] I whistled for a cab and when it came near The license plate said 'Fresh' and had a dice in the mirror If anything I could say that this cab was rare But I thought "Nah, fuck it, yo Holmes, to Bel-Air!" [Verse 4: Ray William Johnson] I pulled up to the house about seven or eight And I yelled to the cabbie "Yo', Holmes, smell ya later" Looked to my kingdom, I was finally there To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel-Air [Outro: Micfri] Fresh, so fresh Fresh, uh The Fresh Prince y'all

"A darker sequel to Fatty Spins' classic “Doin' Your Mom” Lyrics ------ I hope she's wearing that blue business suit today What time is it? Six? Just in time to hide in these bushes Stalkin' your Mom Stalk Stalk Stalkin' Stalkin' your Mom Stalkin' Stalkin' your Mom Stalkin' your Mom Stalk Stalk Stalkin' Stalkin' your Mom Stalkin' your Mom. Stalkin' your Mom Stalk Stalk Stalkin' Stalkin' your Mom Stalkin' Stalkin' your Mom Stalkin' your Mom Stalk Stalk Stalkin' Stalkin' your Mom Stalkin' your Mom Haha, I've been stalkin' your mom For like two years straight I'm way too shy to ask her out on a date So I just wait in your neightbors' lawn With my camera ready and my camouflage on And I know that I'll get plenty pics Once she leaves for work at exactly seven twenty-six I follow her on my bike, but it's hopeless 'cause I'll never keep up with her Ford Focus So I kidnapped her golder retriever Wanted to return it just to please her But forgot to feed her Taking care of a dog is hard Gave it to her dead, said it got hit by a car Stalkin' your Mom Stalk Stalk Stalkin' Stalkin' your Mom Stalkin' Stalkin' your Mom Stalkin' your Mom Stalk Stalk Stalkin' Stalkin' your Mom Stalkin' your Mom. Stalkin' your Mom Stalk Stalk Stalkin' Stalkin' your Mom Stalkin' Stalkin' your Mom Stalkin' your Mom Stalk Stalk Stalkin' Stalkin' your Mom Stalkin' your Mom Yo, I dressed up as a pizza delivery guy Show up at the door and give her a pie She says: (I didn't order nuttin' you geek.) (You've been giving me free pizza like once a week.) Oops, so I disguise my voice with a device So she don't know what my voice sounds like So when I call like a telemarketer just to talk to her She don't think the pizza guy is stalkin' her Sometimes I stay in my bathroom for days Just looking at the scrapbooks I made My life-size doll is almost there I just need a couple more strands of hair Stalkin' your Mom Stalk Stalk Stalkin' Stalkin' your Mom Stalkin' Stalkin' your Mom Stalkin' your Mom Stalk Stalk Stalkin' Stalkin' your Mom Stalkin' your Mom. Stalkin' your Mom Stalk Stalk Stalkin' Stalkin' your Mom Stalkin' Stalkin' your Mom Stalkin' your Mom Stalk Stalk Stalkin' Stalkin' your Mom Stalkin' your Mom Aw, thanks for coming over man It's gonna be a fun night (Yeah man, no problem, man.) (Hey check it out, I got the new World of Warcrat weapon pack, dawg.) Aw, I love world of war… warcraft (Yeah, Yeah man) (Hey, what's this right here?) Oh, that's just my yearbook (Your wha?!) (Dude… Dude…) (This is… this is my mom!) (This is my mom in the shower!) (Dude what eh wha?) I'm just.. Stalkin' your Mom Stalk Stalk Stalkin' Stalkin' your Mom Stalkin' Stalkin' your Mom Stalkin' your Mom Stalk Stalk Stalkin' Stalkin' your Mom Stalkin' your Mom. Stalkin' your Mom Stalk Stalk Stalkin' Stalkin' your Mom Stalkin' Stalkin' your Mom Stalkin' your Mom Stalk Stalk Stalkin' Stalkin' your Mom Stalkin' your Mom

Sarah is a semi-main character in the New Heroes story and can help a lot with missions and fights Sarah Shifu ----------- Sarah in Her Casual Clothes Hero Information ---------------- ### Alias Flame Fox ### Affiliation Attack Team, Reconnaissance Team, Rescue Team Alpha ### Power Ranking 3 Biographical Information ------------------------ ### Age 16 ### Date of Birth 21/10/2029 ### Place of Birth Brisbane, Australia Physical Description -------------------- ### Gender Female ### Height 5'3 (161.54cm) ### Eye Colour Reddish-Brown **Power(s)** ------------ Red Panda **Power capability's** ---------------------- Red Panda Physiology, Climbing, Camouflage, Jaw Strength, Claws, Tail, Super Smell **Power Description** --------------------- She can do anything a red panda can do but on a much higher scale e.g. red pandas can climb trees extremely well so Sarah can climb anything extremely well **Techniques** -------------- ### **Camouflaged** Both her and her clothes can become semi-transparent making it much harder for anyone to find her unless someone was specifically looking for her in a specific area. She is also very good at finding places that are good for hiding without using her transparency ### **Climbing** Sarah is very good at climbing any vertical, horizontal and diagonal surface, whether she be facing the right way up or upside down ### **Bite** She bites someone, I'm not sure how much more detail I'm support to put into this ### **Slash** She uses her sharp retractile claws to slash who ever she is fighting ### **Super Smell** She uses her super sense of smell to find and map her surroundings. She can also use her smell to find an object or track a person **Associates** -------------- ### **Andres Taylor** Andres is Seán's brother and is very well known in the black market and has lots of powerful ties and connections which allowed him to gain his suit and gadgets very soon after superpowers first emerged **Extra Details** ----------------- ### **Personality** Sarah is a kind and open person who tries to be friends with anyone she likes. Despite her facing speciesism on the daily simply for being who she is, she remains positive and treats everyone as they should be treated ### **Power Extra Details** She's a red panda, that's it ### **Body Details** #### **Physique** She's a quite fit and agile as she needs to have to be able to use her powers

Conga Rat Comics ---------------- Conga Rat Comics is the brand that publishes New Heroes ### Socials https://www.instagram.com/congaratcomics/ https://twitter.com/CongaRatComics Ben Jones --------- Ben is the main writer of the New Heroes series ### Socials https://www.instagram.com/vantisher/ https://twitter.com/vantisher C.hey.k ------- C.hey.k is responsible for the character drawings of Seán in his hero suit and in his casual clothes, Ava, Anne and Sophia ### Socials https://www.instagram.com/c.hey.k/ https://www.instagram.com/p\_p.juice/ BoreBun ------- BoreBun made the art for Jake and Sin. Please go check them out on the Mkay&Grey discord server ### Socials BoreBun#0583

(Lyrics) -------- **[Verse 1: Puff Puff Humbert]** Have you ever felt left out of the group, excluded? Given the boot when you knew you should have been a shoe-in, like Some ancient Druid was pursuant to ruin your life With a curse but worse, he brought his whole damn crew in And now it’s high noon and you’re a target to shoot at This school’s a battlefield, no wonder you’re truant They always look at you and they boo at what you’re doing And you go off like a bomb at the Olympics in Munich Nah, you’re just an extraterrestrial Less than respectable You’ll never get to get the girl You’re just a jester at the festival I guess it’s acceptable To peg your head with vegetables And kick you in the testicles And best of all let you know that you’re a filthy dog And you’ll never be best in show So why the abuse? ‘Cause all a bully needs is another excuse **[Chorus: Benatar]** Planet Earth, I need a friend ‘Cause I’m on the outside looking in I’m an Alien I’m just an Alien Feeling lost but never found ‘Til I found myself being pushed around I’m an alien Yes, I’m an alien **[Verse 2: Puff Puff Humbert]** I’ma be honest, it gets better, I promise So don’t let them ground you down to a pound of sawdust Stay on the stage the longest ’til the gong hits and everybody comments On their fondness of your polish and your overall knowledge Remain calmest and abolish your modesty ‘Cause honestly you got to be positive, you’re a prodigy You show the world that you’re not to mess with It’s a broken home that makes these bastards aggressive You can expect to get rejected Neglected, stripped naked, and tested until they reckon You feel terrible because nothing is comparable Violence ain’t the answer but the pain is unbearable You’re nice and jaded from being isolated Now you coast through life feeling twice as hated So why the abuse? ‘Cause all a bully needs is another excuse **[Interlude: Puff Puff Humbert]** *Take it home Benatar* **[Chorus: Benatar]** Well Planet Earth, I need a friend ‘Cause I’m on the outside looking in I’m an alien I’m just an alien Oh, feeling lost but never found ‘Til I found myself being pushed around I’m an alien Yes, I’m an alien Oh-oh-oh-oh I'm an alien Yes, I'm an alien Oh-oh

Benatar is the British guitarist, pianist and keytarist for Your Favorite Martian. He is voiced in a british accent by Ray William Johnson for YFMTS, and his voice is made by Jesse Cale when singing. Personality ----------- Benatar's personality is kinda silly. his voice is different when singing, he is very talented and personal. He seems to be the most innocent in the band, as Axel had to explain to him what "tig ol bitties" mean. Pictures -------- NOTE: These do not remain with the CURRENT benatar. as theres is no images we know what to use of benatar's current look. Appearance ---------- Benatar is a yellow-haired British guitarist with a red tie, white vest, and a blue shirt. he appears with black joggers, white sneakers, and eyes covered by his hair. his mouth is a frown and has a circular nose and ear.

Villains are anyone who has used their powers to commit crime or put others in danger Villains -------- i couldn't find any photos of a generic villain besides cartoons so, HEATH LEDGER GO!!! ### Debut Issue 1 ### Status Active **History** ----------- Villains mostly started as people who wished to use their powers freely and without laws, but within days evolved into criminals training and using their powers to commit crimes and hurt others.

Originally constructed by Bizaare, it was a compound featuring buildings and housed G-Moon,Lucas and Kap. Later after Bizaare's Ban and Lucas leaving after losing in a PvP fight againist 10k, it was taken over and owned by Kap for a long time, whilst under ownership of Kap, it was greifed and blown up by someone named SkyBlocke however it was later reconstructed. It was the only base or place on the server that had unnatural bedrock, a single piece of bedrock which was placed by 10k and Stin to annoy Kap and named "historical bedrock", later removed however. After Kap's Leaving, Sauran took it over and it now belonged to him and G-Moon. and named Amurican Base.

**Power(s)** ------------ **Power capability's** ---------------------- **Power Description** --------------------- **Techniques** -------------- **Personality** --------------- **Associates** -------------- **Extra Details** ----------------- ### **Power Extra Details** ### **Body Details** **Physique**

Sophia Grace ------------ Health and Protection Suit Mk1 Hero Information ---------------- ### Alias Graceful Doctor ### Affiliation Support Team, Reconnaissance Team ### Power Ranking 4 Biographical Information ------------------------ ### Age 15 ### Date of Birth 11/04/2030 ### Place of Birth Adelaide, Australia Physical Description -------------------- ### Gender Female ### Height 5'5 (167.64 cm) ### Eye Colour Brown **Power(s)** ------------ Full Heal **Power capability's** ---------------------- Healing, Earth Reconstruction **Power Description** --------------------- Can almost entirely heal anything she touches in a matter of minutes **Techniques** -------------- ### **Full Heal** A complete healing of the person she is touching ### **Earth Reconstruction** While touching the ground, she reforms the ground to the perfect state has been before **Associates** -------------- ### **Tom Lance** Tom Lance is a teacher at Mathew Secondary Collage which is the high school that Seán, Jake, Ava, Anne and the other students go to. Tom's power is immortality meaning he can live forever without aging unless he wants and even if he changes his physical age to one a human can not live to he will still live but at the physical age he chose to. Any wound he gains heals completely in a matter of seconds. If he sustains fatal wounds he will still live and be completely healed. If his entire body is completely destroyed and no atoms left of his body remains, matter in the area he dies with change and form into the atoms needed to rebuild his body completely perfectly **Extra Details** ----------------- ### **Healing Down Time** Because the healing takes up the energy of the person its being used on, the person is very tired after ### **Personal Downtime** The over use of her powers makes her tired and slow moving. If she is only healing small cuts or grazes she can go for many hours, but if she is healing giant cuts and slashes she will be out of operation after only a couple heals

Randomly a new YFM song got released on their iTunes and Spotify. The Track is just a electronic beat playing for 7 minutes straight with no vocals, at the moment the song has been moved to a new Spotify account but later on got deleted on that account. Last Surviving Pages https://listn.to/album/your-favorite-martian~chichiro

(Lyrics) -------- **[Verse 1: Puff Puff Humbert]** I hate on traffic just as much as the next guy I'd try and bypass them if these bastards would just drive Rush hour all day stuck in hell, bumper to bumper such a fail Stuck in jail, my truck's a cell, I'd rather stab my brain with a rusty nail 'Cause when I'm driving I'm driven And every ride that I sit in I lose my mind I admit it And I'm quick to trip and lose my grip and flip you the bird And I'll rage just like the nerd Yeah, I see you in your Lexus, rubber-necking, checking messages Texting for directions while you're googling nekkid breastesses These other drivers, they're all brain dead I swear the traffic lights see me and they all change red I thought driving was basic, but I ain't got no patience This old lady needs LASIKs, I think I'm going apeshit Cause my lane is looking like a line at the Chinese drive-thru Why's everyone gotta drive at the same time I do? **[Chorus: Benatar]** Hey man, I'm just trying to drive It feels more like I'm trying to stay alive The only thing you're driving is driving me crazy And I'm getting Road Rage I'm just trying to merge You better back off cause I'm on the verge I'm losing my cool Yeah you better get over 'Cause here comes the Road Rage **[Interlude: Puff Puff Humbert]** Oh, don't make me get out the car I-I'll come over there old lady Awh! Oooh! Ooh! **[Verse 2: Puff Puff Humbert]** *Alright, here we go* Why your bumper stickers preaching telling me to go vegan I'll moon your grandmother in traffic 'til she pulls over screaming I go crazy on old ladies in Mercedes, they hate me Well maybe I wouldn't be raging if you weren't driving Miss Daisy I'm not speed racing, I'm impatient with the way shit goes in traffic It so happens that I have to embrace it, look what I'm facing Ladies doing makeup, dudes shaving While the same five songs play on the radio station The same five songs, the same five songs The radio station, they play the same five songs The same five songs, the same five songs The radio station, they play the same fucking songs **[Chorus: Benatar]** Hey man, I'm just trying to drive It feels more like I'm trying to stay alive The only thing you're driving is driving me crazy And I'm getting Road Rage I'm just cruising along Then you go and cut me off Did I do something wrong Now I'm following you back to your home And I got Road Rage **[Bridge: Benatar]** Hey man, why you going so slow? One thing you ought to know is I'm the king of the road The only thing you're driving is driving me crazy 'Cause I got that Road Rage And why you going so fast? Giving the middle finger to the people you pass Now I'm following you back to your home 'Cause I got that road Rage Road Rage! Road Rage! Road Rage! **[Chorus: Benatar]** Hey man, I'm just trying to drive It feels more like I'm trying to stay alive The only thing you're driving is driving me crazy Oh! I'm just trying to merge And you better back off cause I'm on the verge I'm losing my cool I got Road Rage **[Outro: Puff Puff Humbert]** *Ah, I'm finally here* *Oh my God! There's nowhere to park!* *I hate my life!*

Jake King --------- Blizzard Ready Suit Version 1 ### Aliases Zero ### Affiliation Elite Team, Attack Team ### Occupation Student, Hero Biographical information ------------------------ ### Date of birth 22/07/2029 ### Place of birth Adelaide, Australia Physical description -------------------- ### Gender Male ### Height 5'6 (171 cm) ### Eye color Blue Appearances ----------- ### Debut Season 1, Issue 1 Jake is one of the main characters in the New Heroes story, he is also Seán's best friend. **Power(s)** ------------ Blizzard **Power capability's** ---------------------- Ice Creation, Ice Manipulation **Power Description** --------------------- He can make ice appear out of his body or on and any object/ surface he's touching **Techniques** -------------- ### **Ice Wall** A wall of ice usually used to defend but can also be used as an attack if used correctly ### **Glacier** A tall thick wall made for defending and stopping powerful attacks. Using this will give Jake frostbite (see extra details) ### **Impaling Spikes** A hill of extremely sharp ice spikes that are very dangerous and can kill if used incorrectly **Personality** --------------- Jake is a very scared person who worry about a lot of things. Although he is a all around happy person he is quite worried about everything that is dangerous **Associates** -------------- ### **Tom Lance** Tom Lance is a teacher at Mathew Secondary Collage which is the high school that Sean, Jake, he is quite scared of many things Ava, Anne and the other students go to. Tom's power is immortality meaning he can live forever without aging unless he wants and even if he changes his physical age to one a human can not live to he will still live but at the physical age he chose to. Any wound he gains heals completely in a matter of seconds. If he sustains fatal wounds he will still live and be completely healed. If his entire body is completely destroyed and no atoms left of his body remains, matter in the area he dies with change and form into the atoms needed to rebuild his body completely perfectly **Extra Details** ----------------- ### **Power Extra Details** #### **Frostbite** Jakes powers make him cold and freeze up being covered in ice, he is immune to things like frostbite and hypothermia but not immune to growing frost on his body and feeling the cold ### **Body Details** **Physique** Jake is a semi-muscular, average-sized for his age person

When Puff decides to "vaccinate" the band with chickenpox, Axel and Deejay get even by giving Puff a deathly scare.

Sin is the main villain of the entire New Heroes storyline Sin --- ### Occupation Villain, High Level Hitman (Formerly) Biographical information ------------------------ ### Date of birth 04/06/2022 Physical description -------------------- ### Gender Male ### Height 6'1 (185.9cm) ### Eye color White **Power(s)** ------------ DNA Control **Power capability's** ---------------------- DNA Manipulation, DNA Disintegration **Power Description** --------------------- He can destroy and corrupt the DNA of anything living, but he has to be touching it, he can also manipulate it but on a smaller scale, the more he uses his DNA corruption the more his own DNA becomes destroyed and corrupted The more he uses his powers, the more his own DNA becomes corrupted and he becomes weaker and sicker **Techniques** -------------- ### **Time to make a monster** Sin manipulates a persons DNA and turns whomever he's touching into a barely living mushy blob **Personality** --------------- Sin is a mentality insane sociopath. He cares for very few people and those has ever slightly cared for are his parents and are dead, killed by his own hand out of pure boredom when he was 16. The only reason he cared for his parents is because they gave him food and housing but because he was 16 he was able to earn all of that himself **Associates** -------------- **`Unknown`** **Extra Details** ----------------- ### **Kill Count** He is known for his high kill count as he has killed 287 people, 183 of whom died before he got his powers ### **Power Extra Details** ### **Body Details** **Physique**

Puff-Puff uses an isolation tank in hopes of finding inspiration for his love song for Tig.

Dunclet ------- ### Other names - ### Status One sided love ### Canonical Semicanon ### Toxicity Harmless ### Endgame No **Dunclet** is a hetero ship of Violet Baudelaire and Duncan Quagmire. Canon story ----------- ### Books ### Netflix series Fandom support -------------- Appears interacting in ---------------------- Literature | Book | Chapter | Type of appearance | --- | --- | --- | | The Austere Academy | | Direct | Movie | Type of appearance | --- | | None | Netflix Series | Season | Episode | Type of appearance | --- | --- | --- | | 2 | 1 | Direct | 2 | 2 | Direct | 2 | 3 | Direct | 2 | 4 | Direct | 2 | 6 | Direct | Quotes ------ Trivia ------ * Fandom literature tags ---------------------- Gallery ------- Dunclet gallery

This song is about a guy telling a story about meeting a good looking woman and started getting familiar with her, and trying to date her, but when it got into that territory she pretended “He’s just a friend” and was clearly playing with the man’s feelings. This song is to prevent others from falling into this very same trap to avoid wasting time with someone like this and not let other people suffer the same pain he did (Lyrics) -------- [Verse 1: Puff Puff Humbert] Have you ever met a girl that you tried to date But a year to make love she wanted you to wait Let me tell ya a story of my situation I was talkin' to this girl from the U.S. nation The way that I met her was on tour at a concert She had long hair and a short miniskirt I just got onstage drippin', pourin' with sweat I was walkin' through the crowd and guess who I met I whispered in her ear, "Come to the picture booth So I can ask you some questions to see if your hundred proof" I asked her her name, she said blah-blah-blah She had 9/10 pants and a very big bra I took a couple of flicks and she was enthused I said, "How do you like the show?" She said, "I was very amused" I started throwin' bass, she started throwin' back mid-range But when I sprung the question, she acted kind of strange Then when I asked, "Do ya have a man?" she tried to pretend She said, "No I don't, I only have a friend" [Chorus: Benetar] You, you got what I need but you say he's just a friend And you say he's just a friend, oh baby You, you got what I need but you say he's just a friend But you say he's just a friend, oh baby You, you got what I need but you say he's just a friend But you say he's just a friend [Verse 2: Puff Puff Humbert] So I took blah-blah's word for it at this time I thought just havin' a friend couldn't be no crime 'Cause I have friends and that's a fact Like Axel, DeeJay, but Benetar's whack Forget about that, let's go into the story About a girl named blah-blah-blah that adored me So we started talkin', getttin' familiar Spendin' a lot of time so we can build a A relationship or some understanding How it's gonna be in the future we was plannin' Everything sounded so dandy and sweet I had no idea I was in for a treat After this was established, everything was cool The tour was over and she went back to school I called every day to see how she was doin' Everytime that I called her it seemed somethin' was brewin' I called her room, a guy picked up, and then I called again I said, "Yo, who was that?" "Oh, he's just a friend" [Chorus: Benetar] You, you got what I need but you say he's just a friend And you say he's just a friend, oh baby You, you got what I need but you say he's just a friend But you say he's just a friend, oh baby You, you got what I need but you say he's just a friend But you say he's just a friend [Verse 3: Puff Puff Humbert] So I came to her college on a surprise visit To see my girl that was so exquisite It was a school day, I knew she was there The first semester of the school year I went to a gate to ask where was her dorm This guy made me fill out a visitor's form He told me where it was and I as on my way To see my baby doll, I was happy to say I arrrived in front of the dormitory Yo, could you tell me where is door three? They showed me where it was for the moment I didn't know I was in for such an event So I came to her room and opened the door Oh, bleep! Guess what I saw? A fella tongue-kissin' my girl in the mouth I was so in shock my heart went down south So please listen to the message that I send Don't ever talk to a girl who says she just has a friend You, you got what I need but you say he's just a friend And you say he's just a friend, oh baby You, you got what I need but you say he's just a friend But you say he's just a friend, oh baby You, you got what I need but you say he's just a friend But you say he's just a friend

The YFM gang go partying at Club Villain, a place where the most evil people ever created by the human imagination go to hang out and grab drinks. Lyrics ------ [Verse 1: Puff Puff Humbert] It was a Friday night and I wanted to go out to A brand new club in town, a discotheque I'd heard about through A friend of mine who told me the place was a circus act for sure And then we rolled up and saw Koopa working at the door He waved us in, and we randomly met the Mr. Hannibal Lector, he was handling records In the DJ booth, asking which was the best selection To make an impression on the Wicked Witch of the West and the Witch was Booty-dancing with Manson and Ganon Right next to Side Show Bob being shot from Blackbeard's cannon That's when I knew that tonight I'd be chilling Up in the dance club partying with all these villains [Hook: Your Favorite Martian] I can't keep partying 'round, keep partying 'round Keep partying, partying, partying I can't keep partying 'round, keep partyin' 'round Keep partyin' with all these villains All these villains, all these villains All these villains, all these villains [Verse 2: Puff Puff Humbert] Catwoman and Harley Quinn, I swear I saw those hoes kiss I laughed at Jason Voorhees rocking glowsticks And Dr. Octopus was also getting physical with Ursula The two were making out and touchin' tentacles And Voldemort greeted Vader with a fist pound They were checkin' out Mystique's ass next to Chris Brown *Chris Brown? Somebody needs to throw that guy out of the club. Seriously* And Megatron, he was getting it on He was drawing a crowd, and they were calling out loud like: "Go Megatron! Go Megatron! Go Megatron! Go Megatron! Go Megatron! Go Megatron! Go! Go! Go! Go!" I looked up and saw Venom doing Jager Bombs on the ceiling That's when I knew that I'd be partying with all these villains [Hook: Your Favorite Martian] I can't keep partying 'round, keep partying 'round Keep partying, partying, partying I can't keep partying 'round, keep partying 'round Keep partyin' with all these villains All these villains, all these villains All these villains, all these villains [Verse 3: Puff Puff Humbert] That's when I saw her there, from across the room Poison Ivy doing Jell-O shots with Dr. Doom Like the Eye of Sauron, I couldn't look away She was with some Joker, but dude was probably gay And Patrick Bateman passed us shots of vodka Me and Jabba tossed 'em back like "Ooga chaca!" Pushed Elmer Fudd out the way, so that I could get closer, and I don't mean to be a Predator, but I gotta get at her Now Freddy used his claws to open up Chardonnay I grabbed a glass and walked up to her like "Yo, pardon me." I took her home, and she and I spent the night chilling Up in the bedroom partying with one hot-ass villain [Hook: Your Favorite Martian] I can't keep partying 'round, keep partying 'round Keep partying, partying, partying I can't keep partying 'round, keep partyin' 'round Keep partyin' with all these villains All these villains, all these villains All these villains, all these villains (All these villains, all these villains) (All these villains, all these villains, all these villains) I can't keep partying 'round, keep partying 'round Keep partying, partying, partying I can't keep partying 'round, keep partyin' 'round Keep partyin' with all these villains All these villains, all these villains All these villains, all these villains Videos ------ Club Villain - (Your Favorite Martian music video)Club Villain

A song about not having very high standards. (Lyrics) -------- [Intro: Puff Puff Humbert] We like them girls with functioning vaginas Functioning vaginas Functioning vagina-ginas We like them girls with at least two limbs At least two fuckin' limbs And one is a leg - what! We like them girls who can write their name Write it on a piece of paper They can write their name, right We like them girls with functioning vaginas Functioning vaginas Functioning vagina-ginas [Verse 1: Puff Puff Humbert] I don't give a damn if a dame is ugly as sin With a bunch of scruff on her chin And one functioning limb She could have a hundred babies From maybe 80 babies' daddies And crazy acne I don't need a babe to make me happy She could be a Russian with a husband Or even my second cousin As long as she doesn't bust on my lovin' End of discussion She could be dyslexic With pits that are wretched I'll even have sex if she's pregnant As long as her vagina ain't an arid desert (Wow) [Chorus: Puff Puff Humbert] We like them girls with functioning vaginas Functioning vaginas Functioning vagina-ginas We like them girls who can eat food, eat food Give 'em some food and they know what to do next We like them girls that don't stab, don't stab Don't stab, don't stab, don't stab We like them girls with functioning vaginas Functioning vaginas Functioning vagina-ginas [Verse 2: Benatar] I need a girl Who can blow her nose and count her toes And doesn't need help puttin' on her clothes Walks on the sidewalk, not in the street Can at least get flip-flops on her feet A girl that can form real words with her mouth And color inside the lines Pass a first grade reading and math test Don't gotta do the best She's potty trained and don't mess on the floor I want her to speak (but less is more) Know how to think Know how to blink Hey girl, whatcha sweatin' me for? The type of girl I can take outside My standards ain't that high A girl that can make out shapes And knows that rain comes from the sky (Yeah) [Chorus: Puff Puff Humbert] We like them girls with functioning vaginas Functioning vaginas Functioning vagina-ginas We like them girls with at least two limbs At least two fuckin' limbs And one is a leg - what! We like them girls who can write their name Write it on a piece of paper They can write their name, right We like them girls with functioning vaginas Functioning vaginas Functioning vagina-ginas [Bridge: Benetar & *DeeJay*] Girl, you could have A.D.D *(A.D.D.)* But I'll date you if you know your ABC's *(Hell yeah)* I need a girl [Chorus: Puff Puff Humbert] We like them girls with functioning vaginas Functioning vaginas Functioning vagina-ginas We like them girls who can eat food, eat food Give 'em some food and they know what to do next We like them girls that don't stab, don't stab Don't stab, don't stab, don't stab We like them girls with functioning vaginas Functioning vaginas Functioning vagina-ginas

When the band's bus breaks down in a town full of zombies, we find out that Benatar and his keytar are actually good for something.

"Song about a girl with big titties. Instead of calling it “Big ol' Titties” they called it “Tig ol' Bitties”, switching the first letter of the first and last word" Lyrics ------ [Verse 1: Puff Puff Humbert] It was the first day back to school Cuttin' up in class Actin' like a tool Friends were rollin' in We started talkin' about the summer Deejay saw "Twilight" Bummer! I spoke up, and I asked my friends "Are there any new girls? 9′s or 10′s? Hoping a few hotties had moved from other cities And in walked this girl with tig ol' bitties I can't believe my eyes In a contest, they'd win first prize Double D, guarantee I was checking their size It's like two beach balls in a shirt disguise Or Earth and Mars having some fun Wait, I take that back, it's like two of the sun! But at this point I let my mind run And drifted off thinking about them tig ol' bitties [Hook] (Tig ol' bitties) Mt. Fuji brought its twin (Tig ol' bitties) Two melons in a shirt (Tig ol' bitties) (Tig ol' bitties) I put books in my lap (Tig ol' bitties) Head bobbing as she walks (Tig ol' bitties) Oh my god! Tig ol' bitties Tig ol' bitties (Ek ek ek ek ek ek) Tig ol' bitties (Ek ek ek ek ek ek) Tig ol' bitties (Ek ek ek ek ek ek) Tig ol' bitties Tig ol' bitties (Ek ek ek ek ek ek) Tig ol' bitties (Ek ek ek ek ek ek) Tig ol' bitties (Ek ek ek ek ek ek) Tig ol' bitties Tig ol' bitties [Verse 2: Puff Puff Humbert] Kept trippin' in class Because of er dang breasts in a tiny white shirt Boobs having a fiesta Later in lab, we were messin' with test tubes Couldn't take my eyes off the new girl's chest Boobs! Wasn't paying attention Got busted Had to serve detention In biology we talked about the bees The best kind of bees Boobies! I can't believe my mind I old a poker face to her two of a kind With each step her breasts gettin' redefined I'm making my move I'm thinking it's time Oh snap! I'm gonna ask her to prom And in my head she responds "You're the bomb!" Feeling nervous so I count to three "I like your boobs." "Go to prom with me? [Hook] (Tig ol' bitties) King Kong boobs Tig ol' bitties (Great tracks of land) Tig ol' bitties (Tig ol' bitties) Like my balls (Tig ol' bitties) Real big (Tig ol' bitties) Oh my god! Tig ol' bitties [Electronic Beat] Tig ol' bitties (Ek ek ek ek ek ek) Tig ol' bitties (Ek ek ek ek ek ek) Tig ol' bitties (Ek ek ek ek ek ek) Tig ol' bitties Tig ol' bitties (Ek ek ek ek ek ek) Tig ol' bitties (Ek ek ek ek ek ek) Tig ol' bitties (Ek ek ek ek ek ek) Tig ol' bitties Tig ol' bitties [Verse 3: Puff Puff Humbert] She said yes, so I'm getting ready Stain on my shirt, Mom's spaghetti I pick her up, and I'm pretty sure That she'll let me motorboat like "Br-br-br-br-br" I try to cop a feel once we get to school She said, "no touching, that's the rule." Principal walks up on the scene "It's time to announce prom king and queen." "Your Favorite Martian and Tig Ol' Bitties." "Congratulations to you both on winning." Time slowed down, and she jumped for joy Then out of her dress jumped something more Tissues flew and rained from the sky Oh my god! You stuff your shirt? Your Favorite Martian in a world of hurt Aw!!! Fake ol' bitties Wow! [Hook] (Fake o' bitties!) You're breaking my heart with (Fake o' bitties!) You're crushing my dreams with Fake ol' bitties! (Fake ol' bitties) I can't believe it! (Fake ol' bitties) You really suck! (Fake ol' bitties!) I can't believe you would do that Fake ol' bitties! [Outro: Puff Puff Humbert] Why would you do that? Were you just trying to get everyone's attention? Those aren't boobs! They're lies! Lies I tell you! But you know I'm still down to make out if you, if you want to, want to come back with me You know what, never mind

Eslaf ----- ### Other names - ### Status Broke up ### Canonical Canon ### Toxicity Moderately toxic ### Endgame No **Eslaf** is a Hetero ship of Count Olaf Labinski and Esmé Gigi Geniveve Squalor. Canon story ----------- ### Books ### Netflix series In the Netflix series the two meet each other in S2 E4, Ersatz elevator: Part one. From that point on, they are seen to be working together to steal the Baudelaire’s fortune and find the sugar bowl. That was, until S3 35 Penultimate Peril: Part one where they broke up, now forming a hatred with eachother. Fandom support -------------- Appears interacting in ---------------------- Movie | Type of appearance | --- | | None | Quotes ------ Fandom literature tags ---------------------- Trivia ------ * Eslaf is the longestl lasting romantic relationship known in the series for both Esmé and Olaf. Gallery ------- Eslaf gallery

Orange (stylized as orange) is a Japanese romance manga series written and illustrated by Ichigo Takano, aimed at the shōjo and seinen demographics. It was first serialized in 2012 in Bessatsu Margaret manga magazine and later in Monthly Action. It has been compiled into 6 volumes as of 2017. Its chapters are published online in English by Crunchyroll and in print by Seven Seas Entertainment. It is also published in France by Akata, in Poland by Waneko, and in Spain by Ediciones Tomodomo. A live action film adaptation of the same name was released on December 12, 2015. An anime television adaptation started to air in July 2016. A spin-off to the manga began serialization on March 25, 2016, in the Monthly Action magazine published by Futabasha. An anime theatrical film, titled Orange: Future, premiered in Japan on November 18, 2016. Plot ---- One day, Naho Takamiya receives a letter written to herself from ten years in the future. As Naho reads on, the letter recites the exact events of the day, including the transfer of a new student into her class named Kakeru Naruse. The Naho from ten years later repeatedly states that she has many regrets, and she wants to fix these by making sure the Naho from the past can make the right decisions—especially regarding Kakeru. What's more shocking is that she discovers that ten years later, Kakeru will no longer be with them. Future Naho asks her to watch over him closely. Why it Rocks ------------ Cool animation. Great stories. Awesome characters especially Naho herself.

On May 9th, 2012, Your Favorite Martian began doing cover songs, **explaining that all original content was going towards the album they had just announced**. However, on November 30th, 2012, the band announced that the "project had been retired." This was a direct result of a dispute between Maker Studios and Ray William Johnson, the co-creator of the band. Maker Studios, who had funded the production of YFM, and, specifically, the announced album, demanded a higher revenue share of Johnson's AdSense revenue and more control over the joint intellectual property of the two parties and, when Johnson declined, the network cut funding for the album. The group released a final mashup video of their previous songs on the channel. At the end, Johnson explained that they were going to go and work on the said album for a few months. Johnson can be quoted in the video as saying "that they had been working on the album for eight months," leading to speculation as to whether remnants of work from that time period still exist or if those efforts were ultimately destroyed by Johnson. While eager fans have speculated that the album could see a release at a later time, no material has surfaced since the "project was retired," displaying slim chances of this happening. Possibility of Info ------------------- Although Ray doesn’t completely neglect the project’s existence nowadays. It seems he doesn’t feel comfortable talking about the album, as in his "YFM Reunion" Vlog, he only mentions the project’s retirement. This, along with the fact that the studio that was animating the music videos at the time, Cosmic Toast Studios shut down in 2016, making it seem unlikely that we’ll ever get closure about the album.

High Voltage was the last cover song that Your Favorite Martian closed down in 2012 (Lyrics) -------- It's high voltage you can't shake the shock Because nobody wants it to stop, check it out It's high voltage you can't shake the shock Because nobody wants it to stop, check it out I've been digging into crates ever since I was livin in space Before the ratrace, before apes had human traits I mastered numerology with bigbang theology Performed lobotomies we're telekinetic psychology Invented the mic so I could start blessin it And chincheckin kids to make my point like an impressionist Many men have tried to shake us But I twist mic cords to double helixes and show them what I'm made of I buckle knees like leg braces Cast the spell of instrumental-ness and all emcees that hate us So try on, leave you without a shoulder to cry on From now to infinity let icons be bygones I fire bomb ghostly notes haunt this I've tried threats but moved on to a promise I stomp shit with or without an accomplice And run the gauntlet with whoever that wants this It's high voltage you can't shake the shock Because nobody wants it to stop, check it out It's high voltage you can't shake the shock Because nobody wants it to stop, check it out It's high voltage you can't shake the shock Because nobody wants it to stop, check it out It's high voltage you can't shake the shock Because nobody wants it to stop, check it out Akira, put a kink in the backbones of clones with microphones Never satisfy my rhyme jones Sprayin bright day over what you might say Blood type krylon Technicolor type A On highways right with road rage I'm patient to win The cage and the tin to bounce all around Surround sound devouring the scenes Subliminal gangrene paintings Overall the same things sing songs karaoke copy madness Break bones verbally with sticks and stone tactics Fourth dimension, combat convention Write rhymes with ease while the tracks stand at attention (Attention) Meant to put you away with the pencil Pistol, official, 16 line rhyme missile While you risk it all, I pick out of your flaws Singin, blah blah blah blah You can say you saw It's high voltage you can't shake the shock Because nobody wants it to stop, check it out It's high voltage you can't shake the shock Because nobody wants it to stop, check it out It's high voltage you can't shake the shock Because nobody wants it to stop, check it out It's high voltage you can't shake the shock Because nobody wants it to stop, check it out It's high voltage you can't shake the shock Because nobody wants it to stop, check it out It's high voltage you can't shake the shock Because nobody wants it to stop, check it out It's high voltage you can't shake the shock Because nobody wants it to stop, check it out It's high voltage you can't shake the shock Because nobody wants it to stop, check it out

Santa Hates Poor Kids is a song about how Puff Puff is poor so he doesn’t get any presents, and how only the rich get presents, like a mansion, a pony, and a Bentley Power Wheels, so he writes this song as a “fuck you” to Santa. Lyrics ------ [Verse 1: Puff Puff Humbert] I really hate it that my family's poor; I really wish I was a rich kid 'Cause they always get all the pimped gifts for Christmas Did I get a new Xbox? Fat chance While Billy gets a new pony and a lap dance Plus a tree house mansion and a jet ski How the hell'd he get a pterodactyl? (Gets me) I thought Christmas was awesome, on and poppin' Till Jane got a slave and Google stock options And I don't think you understand how it feels To see another kid roll up in his Bentley Power Wheels like: "Look at my new ride; Santa just bought it He didn't get you nothing 'cause your mom's an alcoholic" He's right, I got some underwear used by my brother I'm like Oliver Twist, "Please may I have another?" I opened up a present, and found an eviction notice Man, fuck you, Santa! We're spending Christmas with the homeless! [Chorus: Benatar] Santa must hate the poor kids 'Cause Santa only hangs with the rich (Come on) Santa hates poor kids Santa hates poor kids And if you ain't got money then he ain't coming Nothing under your tree tonight [Verse 2: Puff Puff Humbert] And all I got was a charm bracelet with no charms And a discharged G.I. Joe with no arms And a drunk stepdad, man, I hate it here And mom got some cigarettes and half a case of beer We're too poor for Christmas music (we a capella) And our Christmas tree is just a busted umbrella With a bunch of junk glued to it, this shit is useless And Ravi said Santa also hates you if you're Jewish [Chorus: Benatar] Santa must hate the poor kids 'Cause Santa only hangs with the rich (Sing it!) Santa hates poor kids Santa hates poor kids And if you ain't got money then he ain't coming Nothing under your tree tonight! Santa hates poor kids [Break: Santa Claus] Ho ho ho [Verse 3: Puff Puff Humbert] Fuck you, Santa, you fat motherfucker How'd you get so big? You been drinking butter? Always acting jolly, I ain't buying into that And why you always trying to get kids to sit on your lap? I heard you touch Scottish boys under the kilt Hey Fatty Claus, stop eating my cookies and milk! Or I'm going to go to the North Pole and enroll you in gym class And next year I'm leaving diet pills and SlimFast You see me while I'm sleeping, you creep me out And while you watching me, why you gotta take your penis out? So bring it Santa, I'm not afraid to fight, bitch I'll whoop your ass and take a shit on your nice list I want to take you out in the worst way If you're a saint, why'd you steal Jesus' birthday? So keep your dumb gifts Santa, we don't need you And tell the Tooth Fairy she's a cheap bitch too [Chorus: Benatar] Santa hates poor kids (come on) Santa hates poor kids And if you ain't got money then he ain't coming Nothing under your tree tonight Santa hates poor kids [Outro: Puff Puff Humbert] And God bless us everyone! Shut the hell up Tiny Tim, you're not helping

**Booze Lightyear** is a YouTube web series created and produced by Equals Three Studios. It stars Ray William Johnson, Carlos Santos, Kaja Martin, Kelly Landry, Luis Jimerez, and Jules Medcraft. In the update video posted to the channel called, "Equals Three Update", Ray announced that there will be a second season of Booze, which will be a narrative version. That will premiere around mid-2016. Episodes List ------------- 1. How to Get a Date | Feb 11, 2015 | Series Premiere 2. Worst Marriage Proposals of All Time | Feb 18, 2015 3. How to Get Out of a Speeding Ticket | Feb 25, 2015 4. How to Ace a Job Interview | Mar 4, 2015 5. Was That Racist? | Mar 11, 2015 6. Was That Sexist? | Mar 18, 2015 7. Was That Homophobic? | Mar 25, 2015 8. Guys Describe a Vagina | Apr 1, 2015 9. How to Talk To Your Ex | Apr 8, 2015 10. What's Really in Taco Bell Meat? | Apr 15, 2015 11. World's Worst Weatherman | Apr 22, 2015 12. How to Flirt with Women Using Internet Comments | Apr 29, 2015 13. 21 Things You Shouldn't Say in Bed | May 6, 2015 14. If Advertising Were Accurate | May 13, 2015 15. Helping ISIS Recruit Teen Girls | May 20, 2015 16. Everything Wrong with American News Media | May 27, 2015 17. Feminists Hate Your Penis | Jun 3, 2015 18. What Do Emojis Really Mean? | Jun 10, 2015 19. We Don't Serve Gays | Jun 17, 2015 20. The News on Drugs | Jun 24, 2015 21. World's Worst Uber Driver | Jul 1, 2015 22. I Could Be President | Jul 8, 2015 23. 35 Things You Can't Say To Kids | Jul 15, 2015 24. **Who's Gonna Host Equals Three? | Jul 22, 2015** 25. Weirdest Job Interview Ever | Jul 29, 2015 26. **I Hope You Laugh | Aug 5, 2015** 27. Sluts Are Awesome | Aug 12, 2015 28. Puppet Porn | Aug 19, 2015 29. World's Worst Criminal | Aug 26, 2015 30. **I Hope You Laugh #2 | Sep 2, 2015** 31. 14 Terrible Ways to Dump Your Girlfriend | Sep 9, 2015 32. My Thoughts on Breaking Up | Sep 16, 2015 33. 6 Idiots At A Funeral | Sep 23, 2015 34. **I Hope You Laugh #3 | Sep 30, 2015** 35. World's Worst Lawyer | Oct 7, 2015 36. Honey, Do I Look Fat? | Oct 14, 2015 37. 6 Signs You Hate Your Job | Oct 21, 2015 38. **I Hope You Laugh #4 | Oct 28, 2015** 39. Sex Questions You Don't Want To Ask | Nov 4, 2015 40. How I Beat Depression | Nov 11, 2015 41. Sex Questions You Don't Want To Ask #2 | Nov 18, 2015 42. **Best of Booze Lightyear (2015) | Dec 7, 2015 | 2015 Season Finale**

Puff babysits a kid to win over the girl he adores, little that he realizes that he's taking on the brat from Hell!

**Axel** **Chains** is the drummer for Your Favorite Martian. He is voiced by Steve Greene in YFMTS. Personality ----------- Axel is loud and perverted, which is most notably seen in G.I.A./G.P.S.. He is also characterized as being quite stupid, as shown in YFMTS #2 where he is proposing outlandish ideas to kill off their new band member. He is also shown to be somewhat childish, as he has a habit of using the word "has" incorrectly and says "I want my mom!" in YFMTS #7 after getting chicken pox. Axel seems to enjoy making movie references as well, as shown in YFMTS #2 where he references The Curious Case of Benjamin Button, and in YFMTS #4 where he references Back to the Future. Gallery -------

Lyrics ------ [Verse 1: PuffPuff Humbert] I was chilling with my bud, Sam Adams We get a call from Miller, the man was having spasms And he said, "dude get dressed, there's not a chance in hell That we could miss this keg party up in San Miguel" "Do I have to go out, dude?" "No, but that Mexican chick Corona's there And she's been asking about you." I hung up the phone. It's time to get dressed, I Put on my magic hat and my shirt with the red stripe We hit a bush dodging traffic as we passed by 'em In that killian's red charger with the fat tires We drove around for like half the night Luckily the blue moon provided natural light We rolled up to the party, everybody was rocking Playing beck's old single on that iPod dock and That's where it's at, my ears were all ringing The party crowd was getting loud, and everyone was all singing [Chorus: PuffPuff Humbert] 99 bottles of beer on the wall 99 bottles of beer You take one down, you pass it around You got 99 bottles of beer on the wall 99 bottles of beer on the wall 99 bottles of beer You take one down, you pass it around You got 99 bottles of beer on the wall [Verse 2: PuffPuff Humbert] Now everyone was crammed in the basement, wasted Even Asahi, that foreign exchange kid He was just in Kingfisher, wreckin' his Vette Like "automobile" big leck I poured myself a brew and drank half the glass This ugly moosehead chick kept grabbing my ass I told that ugly harp that she could go to hella And then I saw Corona, and she was looking ste-ste-stellar And down to have some fun, she Was still a freshman, a youngling with a tongue-ring The alcohol was all clouding my thinking So I slapped her on the hiney can I get you a drink? And She said, "Ha! You're totally cute And if you fetch me a beer, I'll let you touch my boob." Hell yeah, I went to get her a drink, then The party started moving, and everybody started singing: [Chorus: PuffPuff Humbert] 99 bottles of beer on the wall 99 bottles of beer You take one down, you pass it around You got 99 bottles of beer on the wall 99 bottles of beer on the wall 99 bottles of beer You take one down, you pass it around You got 99 bottles of beer on the wall [Verse 3: PuffPuff Humbert] Now Corona's ex-boyfriend started talking to me His foster parents nicknamed him Milwaukee's beast 'Cause dude was big enough that he could tackle the world He was like "Hey Broski, you're jacking my girl I should bust your skull, you look like a queer I'm gonna challenge you to a game of beer pong." "Of course, challenge accepted" You can call me Guinness, 'cause I'm touting the record." Beer pong's my game, and with my shoulder cocked I bounced that ball in the cup like a rolling rock We played for a while, and I was wooing them when I showed everyone who'd win the blue ribbon... (pabst!) And Corona was like, "Wow! You can totally touch my boob now" I was El Presidente or maybe a king With my Corona in my new castle, and everybody started singing: [Chorus: PuffPuff Humbert] 99 bottles of beer on the wall 99 bottles of beer You take one down, you pass it around You got 99 bottles of beer on the wall 99 bottles of beer on the wall 99 bottles of beer You take one down, you pass it around You got 99 bottles of beer on the wall Video ----- Bottles of Beer-2Bottles of BeerBottles of Beer - (Your Favorite Martian music video)

Chris Ahren played the guitar for 6 of the Your Favorite Martian songs Song list --------- Text Me Back Take Over The World Complicated White Boy Wasted Alien She Looks Like Sex

Puff-Puff must keep Tig unaware of his "bus arrest" during their first date.

8 Bit World: RayWilliamJohnson ft. Hoodie Allen. The struggles of real life compared with real life using several acronyms. (Lyrics) -------- **[Verse 1: Puff Puff Humbert]** Man, I feel like we live in a life of Nintendo Cause reality's such a hassle Sometimes I even find my princess in another castle I should ask Dr. Mario for medicine Maybe hit up Little Nemo for a sedative And slip into a Final Fantasy Until the sequels get repetitive You know I'll never let this stack up against me — Tetris Some call me Pac-Man, mak-a-mak-a-mak-a 'Cause I eat these spirits for breakfast And if my game ain't starting Baby feel free to blow on my cartridge Alcohol makes everything so pixelated when you party in a [Hook: Benetar & Puff Puff Humbert] 8-bit, 8-bit 8-bit world 8-8-bit, 8-8-bit 8-8-bit world 8-bit, 8-bit 8-bit world 8-bit world 8-8-8-8-8-8-bit world *You know we living in a...* 8-8-8-8-8-8-bit world *We're sidescrolling in this...* 8-8-8-8-8-8-bit world *Collecting coins in a...* 8-8-8-8-8-8-bit world *We're next level* **[Verse 2: Hoodie Allen]** Nowadays, my life's so complicated My TV is 3D, not pixelated The music is for free and 5, 6, 7, 8 bit Plug me in, you don't even gotta say shit Hitting all my neighbors in Mercedes, okay they annoyed Ask me why I do it, 'cause I'm all about the Paper Boy Let me know that I am just the illest villain they employed Let me slow it down, slow it down with the illest noise Damn girl, you kinda made my screen froze Take you to my D-pad, show you who's the hero Give you all the recap, got a Metal Gear flow 'Cause I'm so solid, my whole team brolic Came to L.A. man, now I gotta dodge her You ain't gonna make it in these streets like Frogger I'm on YouTube like a blogger You heard me Groupies wanna blow — Kirby **[Hook: Benetar & Puff Puff Humbert]** 8-bit, 8-bit 8-bit world 8-8-bit, 8-8-bit 8-8-bit world 8-bit, 8-bit 8-bit world 8-bit world 8-8-8-8-8-8-bit world *You know we living in a...* 8-8-8-8-8-8-bit world *We're sidescrolling in this...* 8-8-8-8-8-8-bit world *Collecting coins in a...* 8-8-8-8-8-8-bit world *We're next level* **[Verse 3: Puff Puff Humbert & Hoodie Allen]** I drink until I feel like Tyson punched me out And until these chicks get sick of us I'll collect hearts like Kid Icarus Hey Princess, did I tell you I'm gonna be the next Legend of Zelda I'm gonna be the one making noise A real Mega Man amongst Paper Boys **[Verse 4: Hoodie Allen]** I take these ploys, lay them out Tell them see you later Haters getting in my face so I'ma call them Space Invaders Once I get her, I'ma take her Ya'll say that this is luck, son? But they ain't ever shoot me down Duck Hunt **[Hook: Benetar & Puff Puff Humbert]** 8-bit, 8-bit 8-bit world 8-8-bit, 8-8-bit 8-8-bit world 8-bit, 8-bit 8-bit world 8-bit world 8-8-8-8-8-8-bit world *You know we living in a...* 8-8-8-8-8-8-bit world *We're sidescrolling in this...* 8-8-8-8-8-8-bit world *Collecting coins in a...* 8-8-8-8-8-8-bit world *We're next level* **[Outro: Benatar]** 8-bit world 8-bit world

The first ever YFM song, Humbert tries to convince an old flame to return to him because he has something for her that’ll bring her back to him. Lyrics ------ [Intro: Puff Puff Humbert] Girl, I know you left me But there was something I forgot to show you Check it out [Verse 1: Puff Puff Humbert] Baby girl, you left me Oh no! We broke up It's been a while since we last spoke, but I need another chance Can you give me that? 'Cause there's something in my pants that'll win you back [Pre-Chorus: Puff Puff Humbert] I wanna be your man again But you left me like I'm Jennifer Aniston And I know you said you'd never call But girl, you ain't seen My Balls [Chorus] You-you-you-you ain't seen My Balls You-you-you-you ain't seen My Balls You-you-you-you ain't seen My Balls You ain't seen My Balls You ain't seen My Balls You-you-you-you ain't seen My Balls You-you-you-you ain't seen My Balls You-you-you-you ain't seen My Balls You ain't seen My Balls You ain't seen My Balls [Verse 2: Puff Puff Humbert] My balls are so awesome Don't get me started They're so damn big How big are they? They're so big. It's really obnoxious It's like two Ewoks chillin' in my boxers They're so big I can't hold 'em back Even Cartman's like, man those are fat They're so big They're run over your feet That's why when they back up you hear a beep beep [Verse 3: Puff Puff Humbert] And how can I be subtle When My Balls chase Indiana Jones through a tunnel? And everyone at Disney World keeps telling me That Epcot Center looks at 'em with jealousy In fact, when you see 'em on the street they'll Fight Godzilla to the death in the sequel I'm guessing soon you'll be hoping I'm back 'Cause My Balls are so big they've got an opening act [Chorus] You-you-you-you ain't seen My Balls You-you-you-you ain't seen My Balls You-you-you-you ain't seen My Balls You ain't seen My Balls You ain't seen My Balls You-you-you-you ain't seen My Balls You-you-you-you ain't seen My Balls You-you-you-you ain't seen My Balls You ain't seen My Balls You ain't seen My Balls [Verse 4: Puff Puff & DeeJay] My balls are so epic, and I ain't boastin' But they have an effect on the tides in the ocean And when the sun's right, it might cause A total solar eclipse of My Balls 'Cause these things are where it's happenin' And when I whip 'em out you'll take me back again Should I compare 'em to a brontosaurus? No, excuse me, I'm on the chorus [Bridge: Puff Puff & DeeJay] I, I got what you need And you'd said you'll never call But girl, you ain't seen these balls (Here we go) [Pre-Chorus: Puff Puff Humbert] I-I-I wanna be your man again But you left me like I'm Jennifer Aniston And I know you said you'd never call But girl, you ain't seen My Balls [Chorus] You-you-you-you ain't seen My Balls You-you-you-you ain't seen My Balls You-you-you-you ain't seen My Balls You ain't seen My Balls You ain't seen My Balls You-you-you-you ain't seen My Balls You-you-you-you ain't seen My Balls You-you-you-you ain't seen My Balls You ain't seen My Balls You ain't seen My Balls [Outro: Puff Puff Humbert] I told you you'd be back You must've forgot You must've had Ballzheimer's Videos ------ My BallsMy Balls - (Your Favorite Martian music video)

Lyrics ------ [Intro] I'ma beat yo grandma's ass (I'ma) Imma beat yo grandma's ass I'ma beat, I'ma beat, I'ma I'ma beat, I'ma beat, I'ma I'ma beat, I'ma beat, I'ma I'ma beat, I'ma beat, I'ma [Verse 1] I go hard, and you don't wanna mess with this I'm more stout than a glass of rhinoceros piss They call me (wanksta, wanksta!) What's up with that? Just cause my ass crack shows when I bust and sag [Verse 2] 'Cause the Boyz in the Hood are always hard And I'll run your ass over in my hybrid car I'm hardcore thugging without a doubt I own every single album Will Smith put out I'll rob you blind And you can say bye-bye 'Cause I'll get in your face and straight-jack your WiFi Come to the suburbs and you might spot me Buying steak at Whole Foods cause you know I got beef [Verse 3] I moisturize, my tats shine perfect Finna get strapped, I'm still waiting on my permit And to prove to you that I'm that tough Imma find your grandma and beat her old ass up [Chorus] I'ma beat yo' grandma's ass (I'ma) I'ma beat yo' grandma's ass I'ma beat yo' grandma's ass (I'ma) I'ma beat yo' grandma's ass I'ma beat yo' grandma's ass (I'ma) I'ma beat yo' grandma's ass I'ma beat yo' grandma's ass (I'ma) I'ma beat yo' grandma's ass [Verse 4] And I don't give a damn if she's geriatric Yo grandma's gonna get her ass kicked Slash the dentures out her mouth And kick her in the gut Till she's screamin': "I've fallen, and I can't get up!" She's going senile if she tries to beat me And I'll give her Pixy Sticks for her diabetes And in her bathroom I'll jack her back pills And I'll make her look stupid with my battle rap skills [Interlude] Yo, hoe You're old And ... cold ... Bitch! (Oh!) (That was cold) [Verse 5] I'ma push her to the dirt And to show that hoe I'ma steal her wheelchair 'cause that's how I roll She's a mean old hag And there ain't no doubt That I'ma yell "Finish her" Before I knock her ass out [Verse 6] I'ma catch her out at bingo, screaming and shouting 'Cause if you hate her, then you should've beat the piss out of her Woah, oh, oh You think I'm playing around, but I'ma take your grandma down Let's go [Chorus] I'ma beat yo' grandma's ass (I'ma) I'ma beat yo grandma's ass I'ma beat yo' grandma's ass (I'ma) I'ma beat yo grandma's ass I'ma beat yo' grandma's ass (I'ma) I'ma beat yo grandma's ass I'ma beat yo' grandma's ass (I'ma) I'ma beat yo grandma's ass [Outro] Ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, ass I'ma beat your, I'ma beat your Ass, ass, ass, ass (I'm looking tough in my puffy jacket) (I'm looking tough in my puffy jacket) I'ma beat yo grandma's ass I'ma beat yo grandma's ass I'ma beat yo' grandma's ass (I'ma) I'ma beat yo grandma's ass I'ma beat yo' grandma's ass (I'ma) I'ma beat yo grandma's ass I'ma beat yo' grandma's ass (I'ma) I'ma beat yo grandma's ass I'ma beat yo' grandma's ass (I'ma) I'ma beat yo grandma's ass Videos ------ FAttY SPiNS - (untitled gangsta song)(NEW!!!) Hardcore Gangsta Thug -FaTTy Spins

Audrey and Friends is a British animated series that aired on Channel 5's Milkshake block in 2000. Plot ---- The series follows Audrey who inhabit a modern world of text-messaging, the Internet and medieval love potions with the help of her friends Constance and Kate. Why it Rocks ------------ Great animation. Cool characters just like the Powerpuff Girl version of the Sugababes in their Angels with Dirty Faces song.

A song about a jealous boyfriend who is obsessed with his girlfriend. (Lyrics) -------- **[Verse 1: PuffPuff Humbert]** I'm checking out your Facebook I drive past where you work You tell me you're my girlfriend But are you even on planet earth? I see you out with your friends but Well yo, who the hell is that dude? You're not playing with me are you girl? Well hell, I wouldn't put it past you I hate that you just won't text me You say you're out with Becky, why you dress so sexy? I check my text every five seconds obsessing That you're in another dude's bedroom undressing He's got you pressed on your back It's a wrestling match Well anything he's good at I'm the best at that My heart was broken I was hoping it would be left in tact So please let's just chat Just text me back **[Chorus: Benatar]** I wasn't crazy I wasn't crazy I wasn't crazy Until I met you Crazy I wasn't crazy Until I met you **[Verse 2: PuffPuff Humbert]** I refresh your Facebook Analyze all your wall posts Why'd you leave a smiley face on that one dude's page Or whatever you call those The fact that you flirt with That dirty rat that you work with I feel the love boat sinking I'm trying to bring it back to the surface Why do you keep pictures of your ex around? You think he's better than me? Why you letting me drown In my own imagination That I face when I'm alone I'm going to wait until you sleep And then I'm going through your phone 'Cause I don't believe you when you tell me he's only a friend I'm not possessive, I'm depressed you let me feel lonely again So I'm sitting in my bedroom checking your Facebook Checking your Facebook Text me back **[Chorus: Benatar]** I wasn't crazy I wasn't crazy I wasn't crazy Until I met you Crazy I wasn't crazy Until I met you I wasn't crazy I wasn't crazy I wasn't crazy Until I met you **[Bridge: PuffPuff Humbert]** I had a dream that I killed you I'm not certain what it means I didn't say that I would do it I said it was a dream Anger is the lone emotion flowing through my veins Knowing you I may spend the night Going through some pain Call me insane call me obsessed The fact remains that I will rage Unless you text me back **[Chorus: Benatar]** I wasn't crazy I wasn't crazy I wasn't crazy Until I met you Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh I wasn't crazy Until I met you Oh-oh-oh-oh I wasn't crazy Until I met you Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh I wasn't crazy Until I met you **[Outro: Benatar]** I wasn't crazy I wasn't crazy I wasn't crazy Until I met you Credits ------- Ray William Johnson(Vocal role) Jesse Cale(Vocal role) Rafael Serrano(Mixing) Rafael Serrano(Guitar role) Glasgow Phillips(Executive Producer role) Cella Duffy(Supervising Director) Phil Haney(Producer role) Sam Sero(Digital Mastering role) Conor Gordon(Assistant Editor) Kenny Gage & Andy Pagana (Animation Produced role) Mark Aguilar(Art Director)

The Upside Downs are an animated musical act created by Ray William Johnson and Fat Damon Records. Songs ----- 1. BANG! 2. Wolverine 3. I'm Speaking 4. Pixar Mom 5. Everything Is Bullshit 2 6. Fred Astaire 1 7. You Keep Me Hangin' On 7 8. Ugly 9. Baby Yoda 10. Brain Stew Band Member ----------- * Eggward * Stevi The Demon * DOS

(Lyrics) -------- Pack it up, pack it in Let me begin I came to win Battle me that's a sin I won't tear the sack up Punk you'd better back up Try and play the role and yo the whole crew will act up Get up, stand up, come on! Come on, throw your hands up If you've got the feeling jump across the ceiling Muggs is a funk fest, someone's talking junk Yo, I'll bust em in the eye And then I'll take the punks hoe Feelin- funky Amps in the trunk And I got more rhymes than there's cops Dunkin Donut's shop Sure 'nuff I got props from the kids from the Hill Plus my mom and my pops [Chorus] I came to get down [2x] So get out your seats and jump around Jump around [3x] Jump up Jump up and get down Jump [18x] I'll serve your ass like John MacEnroe If your girl steps up, I'm smacking the ho Word to your moms I came to drop bombs I got more rhymes than the bible's got psalms And just like the Prodigal Son I've returned Anyone stepping to me you'll get burned Cause I got lyrics and you ain't got none So if you come to battle bring a shotgun But if you do you're a fool, cause I duel to the death Try and step to me you'll take your last breath I gots the skill, come get your fill Cause when I shoot ta give, I shoot to kill [Chorus] Listen to the sound that pounds, I jump around I'm no clown, I get down To the funk, listen to the wig out And step to the rear, dear, cause I'm here The P to the E to the T E rockin' The runs in your stockin' So hon, put the lock in Chillin' with the House Of Pain Blood stains the ground Huh, I jump around I'm the cream of the crop, I rise to the top I never eat a pig cause a pig is a cop Or better yet a terminator Like Arnold Schwarzenegger Try'n to play me out like as if my name was Sega But I ain't going out like no punk bitch Get used to one style and you know I might switch It up up and around, then buck buck you down Put out your head then you wake up in the Dawn of the Dead I'm coming to get ya, coming to get ya Spitting out lyrics homie I'll wet ya [Chorus] Jump [32x] Videos ------ JUMP AROUND (House Of Pain cover)Jump Around

**The Equals Three Show** (formerly known as **Equals Three**) (stylized as "**=3**") was a YouTube web series which was famously hosted by Ray William Johnson until mid March 2014. The show returned on July 16th, 2014 and was hosted by Robby Motz. After Ray left, the show's popularity began to decline and it really declined when Kaja Martin took over as host on July 28, 2015. Also around this time, Ray began Equals Three Studios, which forced the show's name to be changed from "Equals Three" to "The Equals Three Show". On December 4th, 2015, she was replaced by Carlos Santos. Carlos decided that rather than reviewing three videos in two episodes a week, he would review six videos in one long episode that would air on Fridays. The show premiered on Fridays on the Ray William Johnson channel, but it used to be on Tuesdays and Fridays when only three videos were reviewed. The show hasn't made any new episodes since 2016. The most recent new episode was uploaded on May 13, 2016.

**Welcome to the Ultimate Earth Wiki!** This is wiki about a reality in which the dc and marvel universes are united into one. And heroes from both universes a;ready know and interact with each other. All art belongs to its respective companies and fanartists, i take no credit. We're a collaborative community website about Ultimate Earth that anyone, including you, can build and expand. Wikis like this one depend on readers getting involved and adding content. Click the "ADD NEW PAGE" or "EDIT" button at the top of any page to get started! Important articles ------------------ PlaceholderA page about your topicPlaceholderA Main CharacterPlaceholderThe First EpisodePlaceholderAn Important LocationPlaceholderA Key EventPlaceholderA Crucial Item *Need help building out this community?* * Rules of this wiki * Getting Started * How to Contribute * Managing your new community * Guides * All Help articles You can also be part of the larger Fandom family of communities. Visit Fandom's Community Central! *Community Founders*: Write a good and paragraph-length description for your welcome section about your topic. Let your readers know what your topic is about and add some general information about it. Then you should visit the admin dashboard for more tips.

Fraus ----- ### Other names Klauday ### Status Friends ### Canonical Fanon ### Toxicity Harmless ### Endgame No **Fraus** is a Hetero ship of Klaus Baudelaire and Friday Caliban. Canon story ----------- ### Books ### Netflix series Fandom support -------------- Appears interacting in ---------------------- Literature | Book | Chapter | Type of appearance | --- | --- | --- | | The End | | | Movie | Type of appearance | --- | | None | Netflix Series | Season | Episode | Type of appearance | --- | --- | --- | | 3 | 7 | Direct | Quotes ------ Fandom literature tags ---------------------- Trivia ------ Gallery ------- Fraus gallery

Cosmic toast studios animated the second genreation of YFM Videos they animated -------------------- * Whip Yo Kids * Booty Store * Nerd Rage!!! * Epileptic Techno * Dookie Fresh * Santa Hates Poor Kids * Shitty G * Friend Zone * She Looks Like Sex * We Like Them Girls * Alien * White Boy Wasted * Complicated * Take Over The World * Text Me *Back* * Jupiter * Just a Friend (Biz Markie cover) * Somebody That I Used To Know (Gotye cover) * Fight For Your Right (Beastie Boys cover) * Love The Way You Lie (Eminem/Rihanna cover) * Road Rage * My Balls (alt rock cover) * Alien (Unplugged) * Jump Around (House of Pain cover) * Bartender Song (Rehab cover) * High Voltage (Linkin Park cover) * Boom Headshot (YFM Mashup) * DOUCHEBAGGED * DIE FOR ROCK & ROLL * ZOMBILLIES * BAD SEED * #1 Fan * G.I.A./G.P.S. * QUARANTINE * ROAD RAGE * PITY F\*CK * ISO TANK * BUS ARREST

It lasted 2009-2010. Their first song on Ray's channel was called "Doin' Your Mom" and then Ray announced the channel Fattyspins. The first song on their channel was called "Youtube Party". Their last song was "School'd". In early-2010, FattySpins retired but someone reuploaded the song in a channel called fattyspins2. Songs ----- 1. Doin Your Mom 2. Youtube Party 3. Muppet Sex 4. Apple Store Love Song 5. School'd 6. hardcore gangsta thug Break-Up -------- The group broke up around the time of January 2010, because of royalty issues. Ray William Johnson stated "Micfri and Breeze threatened to sue eachother because of the amount of royalty they would recieve, so I gave my royalties to them to shut them up, but shut down the channel so no one could post videos or make money." According to Micfri, he felt he deserved 50% of the royalties earned, essentially cutting Breeze out. In turn, Breeze felt that he himself deserved 50% of the royalties, due to the fact that Micfri had zero creative input in the group. #### Aftermath Micfri didn't look too kindly on Ray and Breeze's decision to end the music project, and has been live on BlogTV since, stating "I want my shit back!" It has been shown many times that Micfri has been mocking and harrassing Ray, doing so as to comment on most of his BreakingNYC videos. Due to his personal collapse after the fall of the Fatty Spins project, Micfri has gone on BlogTV to do drunken rants where he curses and throws objects about his apartment; in one live incident on BlogTV, he physically struck his wife after she threatened to leave him over his obsession with the Fatty Spins music project. While Micfri continuously states that he is not interested in royalties, he admitted on live BlogTV that he continuously uploads and re-uploads the Fatty Spins tracks to iTunes in order to sell them and earn a profit. Ray, on the other hand, has provided links so that everyone may download them for free. According to both Micfri and Ray, to this day Ray has made zero profit from his own Fatty Spins music project. Due to his overt greediness and his public displays of malice towards his wife, Micfri is widely hated and disrespected within the YouTube community.

In this song, Humbert describes one of his experiences working at a bar frequented by many iconic fictional robot characters, many of whom end up fighting each other. Lyrics ------ [Intro: Benatar] Oh snap, it’s a robot bar fight! Oh no, it’s a robot bar fight! Oh snap, it’s a robot bar fight! Oh no, it’s a robot bar fight! [Verse 1: Puff Puff Humbert] I remember I used to serve drinks at this local joint 'cause I was broke but my focal point was This wasn’t no regular bar It was a spot where robots were ready to spar And one night Megatron rolled in He ordered Pennzoil Drank it straight from a can His plan was to go and get wasted again Standing next to Megaman with a drink in his hand [Pre-Hook: Benatar] Robot, robot Bar fight, bar fight Robot, robot Bar fight, bar fight Robot, robot Bar fight, bar fight Robot, robot Bar fight, bar fight [Hook: Benatar & Puff Puff Humbert] Oh snap, it’s a robot bar fight *Have you ever seen a...?* Oh no, it’s a robot bar fight *You ain’t never seen...* Oh snap, it’s a robot bar fight *You ain’t never seen a...* Oh no, it’s a robot bar fight [Verse 2: Puff Puff Humbert] Now Megatron was rambunctious, hoping to lay That lady from the Jetsons, Rosie the Maid He said, “Hey, baby, can I lube your parts? We can put our metal together, produce a spark” Now, she was praying for a man to defend her From the offender, her friend Bender Walked in and wopped, clocked, socked him in the jaw Then he saw Dr. Robotnik And Robotnik was about to attack And Terminator grabbed a bottle sayin’ “I’ll be back.” 'Cause he knew Megatron for a couple of years Hit Bender with the bottle and it busted his gears [Pre-Hook: Benatar] Robot, robot Bar fight, bar fight Robot, robot Bar fight, bar fight Robot, robot Bar fight, bar fight Robot, robot Bar fight, bar fight [Hook: Benatar & Puff Puff Humbert] Oh snap, it’s a robot bar fight *Have you ever seen a...?* Oh no, it’s a robot bar fight *You ain’t never seen...* Oh snap, it’s a robot bar fight *You ain’t never seen a...* Oh no, it’s a robot bar fight [Verse 3: Puff Puff Humbert] Now Marvin the Paranoid Android was startled, right And he screamed, “It’s a robot bar fight.” And Robocop busted in to stop 'em Started shooting at Robotnik: Blaka! Blaka! Bullet hit Robotnik in the esophagus One grazed the shoulder of Maria from Metropolis Before Robocop could say he was sorry In jumped her boyfriend Wall-E Wall-E rolled up, pretty upset He took Robocop’s gun, pistol-whipped him in the neck And everybody ran, he was fixing to shoot At R2 and C3PO kissing in a booth [Pre-Hook: Benatar] Robot, robot Bar fight, bar fight Robot, robot Bar fight, bar fight Robot, robot Bar fight, bar fight Robot, robot Bar fight, bar fight Robot, robot Bar fight, bar fight Robot, robot Bar fight, bar fight Robot, robot Bar fight, bar fight Robot, robot Bar fight, bar fight I just saw a robot bar fight [Hook: Benatar & Puff Puff Humbert] Oh snap, it’s a robot bar fight *Have you ever seen a...?* Oh no, it’s a robot bar fight *You ain’t never seen...* Oh snap, it’s a robot bar fight *You ain’t never seen a robot bar fight* Oh no, it’s a robot bar fight Oh snap, it’s a robot bar fight *Have you ever seen a...?* Oh no, it’s a robot bar fight *You ain’t never seen...* Oh snap, it’s a robot bar fight *You ain’t never seen a robot bar fight* Oh no, it’s a robot bar fight [Verse 4: Puff Puff Humbert] Once Wall-E got the gat, he went crazy and snapped He had everybody trapped, and he started to cap Every single robot left in the place Even that goofy bastard from Lost in Space Wall-E paused for a moment for a re-up So I fled out the back with Maria She wasn’t hurt except a scratch on her shoulder So I took her back to my home and I boned her [Outro: Puff Puff Humbert] Ha-ha Or maybe I just make all that up...

Robot Clown Mob --------------- ### Author Ray William Johnson, Christopher Long ### Published on June 2014 Dark, gritty, and imaginative, **Robot Clown Mob** is a fun ride through Clan vs. Clan violence and what it means to understand the difference between family and loyalty. Just because someone wears your face paint doesn't mean they're on your side.

When Puff-Puff dates and unexpectedly falls in love with Dee-Jay's cousin, he begins to see Dee-Jay in a new light. Transcript: *[Intro]* (In bus) **Puff Puff**: Valentine's Day sucks. I don't have a date, and that means I'm not getting laid. **Axel**: Come on. Chicks who look like dudes hit on you all the time. **Puff Puff**: Yeah, but I'm not into like all the trashy airhead club chicks. I want to go on a romantic dinner date with a normal girl. **DeeJay**: My cousin, Dee Jayne, is in town. But, nah she wouldn't be your type. **Puff Puff**: Not my type is exactly what I'm looking for! Hook a brother up, Questlove. **DeeJay**: Kay. Don't come crying to me when it doesn't work out. **Puff Puff**: Oh it's gonna work out there CeeLo. You're under estimating the master. **DeeJay**: Let's just say Dee Jane isn't easy to please. **Puff Puff**: I'm gonna romance the shit out of this biyatch. She'll be cooking me waffles and bacon by morning. **DeeJay**: Good luck man, you will need it. (At La Merde) **Puff Puff**: You must be DeeJay's cousin, wow. The resemblance is... disturbing. **Dee Jayne**: I get that a lot. **Puff Puff**: These are for you, though they pale in comparison to your radiance. **Dee Jayne**: Oh, you shouldn't have. **Puff Puff**: Ah it was my pleasure. **Dee Jayne**: No, I mean like you shouldn't have, I'm allergic to flowers. **Puff Puff**: Oh, of course! You probably prefer chocolates or something. **Dee Jayne**: Are you calling me fat? **Puff Puff**: Oh no no no no, no y-you, you're so not fat! **Dee Jayne**: Oh, so now I'm not fat. P-H-A-T, Pretty, High And Tempting. **Puff Puff**: I lost track? **Dee Jayne**: I knew this was a waste of time. *(Gets off chair)* **Puff Puff**: Don't go. Maybe we're not an obvious match. Maybe you do look so much like my best friend I feel a little gay sitting here with you. **Dee Jayne**: And maybe you are the size of something I picked from between my teeth. **Puff Puff**: And maybe you are a little bit bigger than me *\*hah\**. That's a huuge bitch! **Dee Jayne**: And maybe you are so small that I can see your feet in your driver's license picture. *(Silence. And then Dee Jayne kisses Puff.)* **Puff Puff**: I haven't been kissed like that since I was an altar boy. **Dee Jayne**: You. Me. My place. Now. That is if you think you're man enough. **Puff Puff**: Do I have time to make out a will? *("Later...")* **Puff Puff**: *(Trembling)* I was thinking why rush into bed together. **Dee Jayne**: Say hello to my little friend. *(Whip crack)* **Puff Puff**: Oh ow, I think I broke a rib... what are you doing... ooooooh Oklahoma, where the wind comes sweepin' down the plain, oh yes! *(Next day in bus)* **Puff Puff**: \*Sigh\* **DeeJay**: Stop staring at me like that man. It's creepy as hell. **Puff Puff**: I'm in love with your cousin Dee Jayne, I can't hide it. She showed me things like things I've only seen on Animal Planet. **DeeJay**: I'm glad you had fun, but get real man, she'd never be with you. **Puff Puff**: Wanna bet, Gabourey Sidibe? Last night, I rocked her world! **Axel**: So you finally got to live out your dream of boning DeeJay. **Puff Puff**: Man, you're just jealous I'm in love with a girl I didn't have to roofie. **DeeJay**: *(Holding up his phone)* Yeah, about that, Puff, that was Dee Jayne, she said lose her number, and look into penis enlargement surgery. Sorry. **Axel**: I have a pamphlet on the surgery if you want to check it out. **Puff Puff**: My penis isn't small, her vagina is like huge, it's like Bruce Wayne's bat cave. I mean you could fit a helicopter up in there, no offense, DeeJay. **DeeJay**: None taken. I'm not fuckin' it. **Axel**: I would have sex with my cousin, I don't believe in discrimination. *("Later...")* **Puff Puff**: I finally fall in love and the girl doesn't even want me. **DeeJay**: You'll find someone perfect for you one day, Puff. **Puff Puff**: Aw thanks, Sherman Klump. **DeeJay**: Now, can you please get your hand off my ass. **Puff Puff**: In a minute. **DeeJay**: Did you have to go inside my sweats? **Puff Puff**: Yes, yes I did. *[Outro]*

Lyrics ------ [Verse 1: Puff Puff] Hey, Mr. Burns You thought your money could buy you the world I said hey there, Mr. Burns I happen to notice that you don't have a girl (yo) Smithers loves you, Burns. Why do you ignore him? You gotta keep up the rapport like it's too important Instead of running away, you should move in toward him But you keep him at the border like the dude is foreign We know you're straight, dude. I really hate to Say there's no way anyone else would date you Straight out the gay scene. How do you face him Knowing he wants to be your Malibu Stacy? [Chorus: Puff Puff] All he ever wanted to do Was spend a little time with you Hey, Mr. Burns Hey, Mr. Burns You know you're worth more to him Than all the money you spend Hey, Mr. Burns Hey, Mr. Burns [Verse 2: Puff Puff] Hey, Mr. Burns I'm thinking maybe you should give him a chance I said hey there, Mr. Burns Yeah, so what if he's a man (yo) We know you're blind, old man But you can hear me talking You're always home alone. You ain't Macaulay Culkin You ain't a Flintstone. Pay no mind To the fact that Smithers wants to have a gay old time And while relationships have their twists and turns You know he'll never leave you. Don't you, Mr. Burns So you should give him a shot, and maybe help the guy And you can make relations Santa's Little Helper style [Chorus: Puff Puff] All he ever wanted to do Was spend a little time with you Hey, Mr. Burns Hey, Mr. Burns You know you're worth more to him Than all the money you spend Hey, Mr. Burns Hey, Mr. Burns [Bridge: Puff Puff] Doo doo doo doo doo doo Doo doo doo doo doo doo Doo doo doo doo doo doo [Chorus: Puff Puff] All he ever wanted to do Was spend a little time with you Hey, Mr. Burns Hey, Mr. Burns You know you're worth more to him Than all the money you spend Hey, Mr. Burns Hey, Mr. Burns All he ever wanted to do Was spend a little time with you Hey, Mr. Burns Hey, Mr. Burns You know you're worth more to him Than all the money you spend Hey, Mr. Burns Hey, Mr. Burns

Knight i funkcjonariusz Netzke pracują dla Janusa, legendarnego mistrza szpiegostwa KGB. Jeszcze niezidentyfikowany geniusz strategiczny dowodzi sekcją KGB odpowiedzialną za specjalną infiltrację. Mówią, że uśpiony agent Janus nie może zostać odwrócony ani złamany, ale niespodziewane przejście rosyjskiego ambasadora wskazuje na to, że moc Janusa może zanikać.

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"Fight To win ft. Destorm is about how they need to win even beating up people to do so" Lyrics ------ **[Chorus: Benatar & DeStorm]** Every day day and every night night I am gonna fight fight fight to win (We kicking ass now) Every day day and every night night I am gonna fight fight fight to win (We bring the house down) Every day day and every night night I am gonna fight fight fight to win (We crush our enemies) Every day day and every night night I am gonna fight fight to win (We bring 'em to their knees) **[Verse 1: Puff Puff Humbert]** I step in the arena, I get my knuckles cracking I try to keep it clean, but, who knows what could happen? I see a long row, an ensemble Of the best fighters from a combo of consoles First came Ryu, a guy who cries (*Hadouken!*) As he tries to fight you I deck the dude in his chest just before I shock Blanka When I kick the fool directly in his testicles And Sub-Zero felt the need to freeze me Exsqueeze me? That's cheesy, his ass left bleeding I Falcon Punched Captain Falcon just as I Super Smashed Mario up in his mustache (*It's-a me!*) And Panda gets up in my face and I'm thinking That I'ma have to beat him' til he's pleading for extinction Leaving knuckle imprints on his eyelids And I ain't saying video games make me violent, but **[Chorus: Benatar & DeStorm]** Every day day and every night night I am gonna fight fight fight to win (We kicking ass now) Every day day and every night night I am gonna fight fight fight to win (We bring the house down) Every day day and every night night I am gonna fight fight fight to win (We crush our enemies) Every day day and every night night I am gonna fight fight to win (We bring 'em to their knees) **[Verse 2: DeStorm & Puff Puff Humbert]** C-c-combo breaker! Awww. I think I'm hit bad Life bar almost depleted Tag and I'm glad that you passed it to me Which one of the cowards wanna bring the beef? If you wanna harm me, better bring an army Step in my way and I'm smashing your feet (*Fight*) Throw the knife. Pass it to me I'ma slash Jin down to the white meat Then I'm calling out Ken (Let's take it to the streets) Then I'm breaking his back and I'm breaking his teeth And my Chun-Li kick gotcha taking a seat Kasumi did I catch you at a bad time? You can try to run but your ass mine Flatline Now that her ass is dying over there I'm goin' after Kuma the Bear Beat ya 'till you look like Yogi the Bear Using my bare hands holding your hair Where Scorpion at? I'ma cause him harm Death to Ayane though she a bomb Hit her with a bomb Whole lot of bombs Bombs she the bomb Bomb bomb bomb bomb Heihachi came from Tekken trying to step into the game But I couldn't pronounce his name So I put my weapon through his chest frame Ripped out Lizardman's tongue He's dumb with silence And I ain't saying video games make me violent, but **[Chorus: Benatar & DeStorm]** Every day day and every night night I am gonna fight fight fight to win (We kicking ass now) Every day day and every night night I am gonna fight fight fight to win (We bring the house down) Every day day and every night night I am gonna fight fight fight to win (We crush our enemies) Every day day and every night night I am gonna fight fight to win (We bring 'em to their knees) **[Bridge: DeStorm]** Ain't nothing like whipping yo' ass (whipping yo' ass) 'Cause I love whipping yo' ass (I *love* ass) Ain't nothing like whipping yo' ass (whipping *yo'* ass) 'Cause I love whipping your… **[Verse 3: Puff Puff Humbert]** I step back to the arena bringing death Who doubted me? I'm ripping out Nightmare's spine (*Fatality!*) The crowd cheers, shocked then silent I ain't saying video games make me violent, but **[Chorus: Benatar & DeStorm]** Every day day and every night night I am gonna fight fight fight to win (We using cheat codes) Every day day and every night night I am gonna fight fight fight to win (Our thumbs are bleeding now) Every day day and every night night I am gonna fight fight fight to win (We're stuck up in our rooms) Every day day and every night night I am gonna fight fight to win (We never rage quit)

Puff Puff is caught admiring the boobs of a hot girl in a bikini at the Jersey Shore. After getting his butt kicked by a dude like The Situation, he must train with a manatee and learn to fight douche with douche.

YFMTS (Your Favorite Martian: The Series) takes us behind the scenes of Your Favorite Martian, the animated band in the cartoon music video series created by Ray William Johnson of =3 fame. Episodes -------- DOUCHEBAGGED DIE FOR ROCK & ROLL ZOMBILLIES BAD SEED #1 FAN G.I.A./G.P.S. QUARANTINE ROAD RAGE PITY F\*CK ISO TANK BUS ARREST

“Boom Headshot” is a promotional single for Your Favorite Martian’s now-cancelled late 2012 album. The song reuses lyrics from various YFM singles. (Lyrics) -------- [Intro: Puff Puff Humbert] *Alright, let's do this!* *Alright, here we go* [Chorus: Puff Puff Humbert] Boom, headshot Boom, headshot When the album drops we're like Boom, headshot Boom, headshot Boom, headshot When the album drops we're like Boom [Verse 1: Puff Puff Humbert] I step in the arena I get my knuckles cracking I try to keep it clean but Who knows what could happen They say I nerd rage They don't understand If they keep talking trash, bitch My grandmama used to tell me one day I would be king And that it would be me to put these dreams into a sling And fling 'em like a bullet 'til the beam the whole ruling regime In the melon and I tell 'em that I'm gonna reign supreme, like [Chorus: Puff Puff Humbert] Boom, headshot Boom, headshot When the album drops we're like Boom, headshot Boom, headshot Boom, headshot When the album drops we're like Boom [Verse 2: Puff Puff Humbert & *Benatar*] Working every week at a job I can't stand Always tell myself that one day I'll be the man What we gonna do tonight, brain? We're gonna take over the world, gonna take over the world, gonna take over the world Na-na-na-na-na-na-na Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na What we gonna do tonight, brain? *Until I met you* 8-bit, 8-bit, 8-bit world *You know we living in a* 8-bit, 8-bit, 8-bit world *We're sidescrolling in a* 8-bit, 8-bit, 8-bit world *Collecting coins in a* 8-bit, 8-bit, 8-bit world *We're next-level like* [Chorus: Puff Puff Humbert] Boom, headshot Boom, headshot When the album drops we're like Boom, headshot Boom, headshot Boom, headshot When the album drops we're like Boom [Verse 3: Puff Puff Humbert & Benatar] Every day, day, and every night, night I am gonna fight, fight, fight to win *We bring the house down* Every day, day, and every night, night I am gonna fight, fight, fight to win *We crush our enemies* We bring them to their knees Every day, day, and every night, night I am gonna *Oh no, it's a robot bar fight* Nerd rage Nerd rage I got that nerd rage Nerd rage Nerd-erd Nerd rage, nerd rage, nerd rage Nerd-erd [Chorus: Puff Puff Humbert] Boom, headshot Boom, headshot When the album drops we're like Boom, headshot Boom, headshot Boom, headshot When the album drops we're like [Outro: Benatar] You ain't seen these balls Videos ------ BOOM HEADSHOT (YFM Mashup)Boom Headshot

Your Favorite Martian, often shortened to YFM, is an internet cartoon band created by Ray William Johnson and Jesse Cale in late 2010, but only started releasing music in 2011. They originally released songs from January 26, 2011 to September 26, 2012. Afterwards, due to conflicts between Johnson and the label, Maker Studios, they “retired the project.” The band, even though it solely consisted of two members throughout it’s entirety, consisted of four members: Puff Puff Humbert (Portrayed by Johnson), Benatar (Portrayed by Cale), DeeJay, and Axel. The latter two “members” had no person to actually perform their role. Your Favorite Martian made over 40 songs and were the number one music channel on YouTube at a point. YFM's return on June 1, 2022 was started by the sequel of "Orphan Tears" called "Orphan Tears Part 2". Since they have made many songs including "Orphan Tears Part 3", "Verified", and "Uno Reverse". **Animators** ------------- At first YFM was being animated by Studio LadyBug. At some point or another, they switched over to Cosmic Toast, most likely to the more mature shift to their songs. After YFM switched from LadyBug to Cosmic Toast, the art style looked very different. It's both loved and hated. In total, Cosmic animated 29 videos not including YFMTS. Then, they switched back over to LadyBug for the animation with Gen 2 of YFM. Songs ----- ### Gen 1/Phase 1 1. My Balls 2. Zombie Love Song 3. Bottles of Beer 4. Club Villain 5. The Stereotypes Song 6. The Unofficial Smithers Love Song 7. Orphan Tears 8. Mr. DoucheBag 9. Transphobic Techno (Bitch Got a Penis) 10. Grandma Got a Facebook 11. Tig Ol' Bitties 12. Fight To Win 13. Stalkin' Your Mom 14. Robot Bar Fight 15. 8-Bit World 16. Puppet Break-up ### Gen 1/Phase 2 1. Whip Yo Kids 2. Booty Store 3. Nerd Rage!!! 4. Epileptic Techno 5. Dookie Fresh 6. Santa Hates Poor Kids 7. Shitty G 8. Friend Zone 9. She Looks Like Sex 10. We Like Them Girls 11. Alien 12. White Boy Wasted 13. Complicated 14. Take Over The World 15. Text Me *Back* 16. Jupiter 17. Just a Friend (Biz Markie cover) 18. Somebody That I Used To Know (Gotye cover) 19. Fight For Your Right (Beastie Boys cover) 20. Love The Way You Lie (Eminem/Rihanna cover) 21. Road Rage 22. My Balls (alt rock cover) 23. Alien (Unplugged) 24. Jump Around (House of Pain cover) 25. Bartender Song (Rehab cover) 26. High Voltage (Linkin Park cover) 27. Boom Headshot (YFM Mashup) ### Gen 2/Phase 3 1. Orphan Tears (Part 2) 2. Orphan Tears (Part 3) 3. Verified 4. Uno Reverse 5. Eff This Job 6. Brain Rave 7. This Is Why I’m Single 8. Rich People $hit 9. Gentleman's Ballad 10. Everyone Clapped 11. Date Myself 12. Damn I'm Ugly 13. Telescope 14. Iamverybadazz 15. The Trauma Song 16. Algorithm God Merch

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**Overview** Ben has a long history with the server and is currently the top level on the leaderboards. He is a diamond patron and he is the one currently writing this page now. The amount of skins he has worn is astounding as well as the amount of bases he has been in. He states having a multiple personality disorder as he tends to be quiet sometimes while other times he will talk everyone's ears off. **Ben is also responsible for Super Star and Marashaw's divorce.** **Joining the Server** He found Seed SMP by looking at a reddit post made by Pigeon. After friending Pigeon he was able to join the server only to find out that the server that they hosted for Season 1 was offline due to problems. He joined a VC with Pigeon and Stin in it, not really knowing what he was doing. As Season 2 hit he became one of the most active players on the server, more than the admins and mods combined. **1st Base** Ben's first base was very simple as it was just a box made of planks and glass. He lived in it for around an hour or so. After Sauran first joined Season 2 he lived in this house before moving into AMURICAN BASE. **2nd Base** Ben's second base was much more different than his first one. He lived with GuessingBoy and the basement had a villager breeder along with a mass carrot and potato farm. **3rd Base** Ben's third base was a lot bigger than his second and first base. The actual house was much bigger, and there was a stairwell leading to a strip mine. The basement also had a villager breeder, were they were able to get lots of mending and silk touch books. They had a mass potato and carrot farm on the surface which was used to gain lots of emeralds. **4th Base** Ben's final base was in the Secret Village due to the large amount of griefing going on during this period of time. It was a mega base, and was unfinished due to creeper explosions and laziness on Ben's part. It was originally going to be a big circular building in the middle for a living quarters, branching off to a farm, enchanting house, storage house, and crafting house. Ben scrapped the idea because Season 3 would come up soon. **Becoming a Patron** Around the time of the end of Season 2, Ben became a diamond patron. He decided to do this because he wanted a lot of clout (lmao). **Suicide Tower** Suicide tower was a tower Ben made because he wanted to kill himself as a joke. It was a large dirt tower around 64 blocks tall, which he jumped off and killed himself while Stin was making a villager breeder himself. Afterwards and unknown player put a ladder on it. Ben decided to kill himself 20 more times, meaning he committed suicide 21 times. Afterwards Sauran and Super Star played a game where they'd fly off the tower with a boat, which promptly kicked them because flying was disabled. They also built a water elevator to get up the tower quickly, and Super Star extended the tower to the block limit. **New Nation** Ben is the original founder of New Nation, wanting to branch off and do fun stuff because the original village's leader, Textaface, did not allow that. Afterwards, they were going to have an election, however Textaface, 10k, and Garroth annexed the peaceful nation by electing Garroth as President, Leading Ben and New Nation's Members to War with Anti-Church Gang before running off. After a bit of admin intervention, the idea of a "Nation" was no longer supported. **Secret Village** Ben joined this secret village after his base was heavily griefed. I can't tell much about it because this is a secret. Ben once accidently leaked the coords before. This made Ben a bit guilty.*But not really* **Retiring** Ben enjoys retiring and doing nothing after long wars. He first retired after the War, but then un-retired after PickyPathFinder found their secret village. He then retired again after the threat was subduced, but once again un-retired after hackers joined the server. Ben says that doing this is his thing. **Reputation** Ben's reputation with most of the members is positive, but some are quite negative. **Pigeon**: Neutral. There's not much "bonding" that could be done between these two. **Stin**: Slightly Positive. Ben somewhat enjoys Stin's presence, however gets somewhat annoyed because Stin killed him one time in the war. **10k**: Negative. Ben definitely doesn't like 10k. Obviously one reason is because of the war and another reason is because 10k killed Ben for his head. Ben is very protective of his head. **Sauran**: Positive. Ben likes Sauran and Sauran is a good mod so what'd you expect. **Toxic**: Positive. They are both friends, and Toxic was considered friendly at the beginning of Season 2, but got a bit more aggressive at the end of Season 2 because of his power. Toxic enjoys calling Ben a "stinky guy" **Pink Gradient Man**: Positive. They had a rough start after Ben put a bounty on his head but after Ben visited him they became friends. Unfortunately Pink is extremely inactive and barely on the server. **Garroth**: Negative. No **Textaface**: Negative. No **Kaplaais**: TERMINATED. Unknown user detected. Please try again. **Moller**: Positive. Ben enjoys doing stuff with MollerKid. MollerKid is quite friendly so his reputation with everyone is good. **Super Star**: Negative. After the war, Super Star did not live in his friendly neighborhood much to Ben's dismay. Although this sounds silly, although Ben helped her with any problems she had (like when Raj began simping on her), she didn't, so Ben doesn't like Super Star much. Ben also destroyed her marriage so yeah. Marashaws: Negative. Super Star's bio explains negative reputation. **Aduckted:** Absolute Zero. Aduckted considers Ben dead to him. **Corn Turtle**: TERMINATED. 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Entropia is a nation founded by Mollerkid123 and Aduckted in season 2. Its capital city/headquarters is Jeneva, a city placed in a massive dome underwater (season 2). One other settlement is Berglandia, in season 3. As Aduckted has stated, there will be no Entropia in season 4. **History** After the New Nation's election, a bunch of people still opposed the supposedly hostile takeover of the election and government. This caused Garroth, the president of New Nation at that time, to put these people on a kill-list if they did not support the government. Aduckted, not wanting to support this government and also not wanting to die, fled north where he met up with Mollerkid123 later. Even though the treaty of New Nation said that new nations weren't going to be a thing, they formed it anyway. After a while they made a capital city/headquarters which was Jeneva. The city of Jeneva had succeeded in the eyes of the founders, as more and more people got interested in joining it. Due to the influx of people, the founders decided to go to another area and found another city, which was Berglandia (name still in dispute). **Important Monuments (in Jeneva)** The domes: The domes was the center of Jeneva, housing everything and everyone, with the center area being the community area. Sugar cane island: Island that has a border of sugar cane, under this island was a secret villager breeder. XP grinders: There were 2 cave spider spawners and 1 spider spawner close enough together to all be active at the same time. This was used a lot. **Important Monuments (in Berglandia)** Dock: The Dock is the main entrance point for Berglandia, which is a nether portal leading out to a dock, with a bed nearby and tons of furnaces, blast furnaces, chests, and an ender chest. There is a bridge leading to Peak Hotel, Cliff-Knockers Arena, and Farm Island. Farm Island: The Farm Island is the island with all crops and animals on. It is also home to the Mine, which is a water column going down to the Fight Club 2.0. The Farm Island farms carrots, potatoes, wheat, nether wart, and lots of sugar cane. There is also a wood farm there. A wool farm exists however, the sheep is currently missing. There are lots of chests, crafting tables, and furnaces on this island as long as a small hut which currently is inhabited. Peak Hotel: The Peak Hotel was founded by Jayden and currently houses 5 members, Guessing Boy, Simon, Slangen, Jayd and Ben. It is still under expansion. Villager Breeder: This breeder was made by Aduckted and improved by Guessing Boy. Square Island: Although named Square Island, it is actually round. Square Island is named after Square Power. There is an automated sugar farm there as well as a water elevator going down to a Zombie XP Grinder. XP Grinder: A Cave Spider XP grinder, this place is currently hidden in the waters of Berglandia. A water elevator goes down into the grinder. There is an enchanting table room inside with a grindstone, as well as hoppers taking the string and spider eyes from the slain spiders. Cliff-Knockers Arena: The Arena for Cliff-Knockers. Ben and Jay are good at this minigame, and it is also the national sport of Berglandia. Moller's Home: Moller's Home in the mountains, literally. Close to docks. Court house and Police station: These buildings are located south of the conference table and are both mentioned here because they have an equivalent goal: Bring justice and have people follow the rules. **Citizens (as of season 3)** Aduckted: Founder, first mayor and creator of the domes. Aduckted named Entropia after what he intented New Nation to be called before his self-imposed exile. Status: homeless. Mollerkid123: Founder, judge, citizen and second mayor. Moller helped to gather resources and an overall great judge. Moller also founded the area of Berglandia. Status: wealthy. Guessingboy: Guessing (informally G-boy) regulates the villagers in Berglandia, making him part of the department of finance in the country. Not seen active as he is not online during the rest of the country. Status: uɐᴉlɐɹʇsn∀. Jayd3n: Hotel manager. Frank Square Toxic: after toxic atempted murder 3 times he got exiled. Status: Exiled Slangen Alpha: the first entropian to get sued, Police department leader, and #1 Cliff Knockers Player. **Deadlist** BenPlaysGames: Described by Aduckted as: 'A general annoyance, always going off on his own projects to further economic growth that i can only describe as "inefficient".'. Whether these projects are accurate to Aduckted's description are left to interpretation. Instead of transfering ownership of the discord server, Ben started getting rid of it in retaliation, therefore Ben has been considered formally exiled after a self-imposed exile. Which is overall not a big loss for Entropia.

Jesse Cale Burkett is a music producer/artist, author/poet, co-owner of Secret Midnight Press, deep feeling magic being, smoothie lover, and cat dad to the most magical kitty in the universe, CryBaby LoveWonder. Jesse Cale is the singer for Benatar

A rock remix of their first ever song, “My Balls”. (Lyrics) -------- [Verse 1: Puff Puff Humbert] Baby girl, you left me Oh no! We broke up It's been a while since we last spoke, but I need another chance Can you give me that? 'Cause there's something in my pants that'll win you back [Pre-Chorus: Puff Puff Humbert] I wanna be your man again But you left me like I'm Jennifer Aniston And I know you said you'd never call But girl, you ain't seen my balls [Chorus 1: Benetar] (Balls.) You ain't seen my balls You ain't seen my balls (Balls.) You ain't seen my balls You ain't seen my balls (Balls.) You ain't seen my balls You ain't seen my balls (Balls.) You ain't seen my balls Oh, I know you ain't seen 'em [Verse 2: Puff Puff Humbert & *Benetar*] My balls are so awesome Don't get me started They're so damn big *(How big are they?)* They're so big. It's really obnoxious It's like two Ewoks chillin' in my boxers They're so big. I can't hold 'em back Even Cartman's like, "Man those are fat." They're so big; they're run over your feet That's why when they back up you hear a beep, beep And how can I be subtle When my balls chase Indiana Jones through a tunnel? And everyone at Disney World keeps telling me That Epcot Center looks at 'em with jealousy? In fact, when you see 'em on the street they'll Fight Godzilla to the death in the sequel I'm guessing soon you'll be hoping I'm back 'Cause my balls are so big they've got an opening act [Chorus 1: Benetar] (Balls.) You ain't seen my balls You ain't seen my balls (Balls.) You ain't seen my balls You ain't seen my balls (Balls.) You ain't seen my balls You ain't seen my balls (Balls.) You ain't seen my balls Oh, I know you ain't seen 'em [Verse 3: Puff Puff Humbert & **DeeJay**] My balls are so epic, and I ain't boastin' But they have an effect on the tides in the ocean And when the sun's right, it might cause A total solar eclipse of **(my balls.)** 'Cause these things are where it's happenin' And when I whip 'em out you'll take me back again Should I compare 'em to a brontosaurus? No, excuse me I'm on the chorus And I I got what you need And you'd said you'll never call But girl you ain't seen these balls [Pre-Chorus: Puff Puff Humbert] I wanna be your man again But you left me like I'm Jennifer Aniston And I know you said you'd never call But girl, you ain't seen my balls [Bridge: Puff Puff Humbert] You ain't seen my balls You ain't seen my balls You ain't seen my balls You really need to see these balls [Chorus 2: Puff Puff Humbert & *Benetar*] *(Balls.) You ain't seen my balls.* (You ain't seen my balls.) *You ain't seen my balls.* (You ain't seen my balls.) *(Balls.)* *You ain't seen my balls.* (You ain't seen my balls.) *You ain't seen my balls* *(Balls.)* You ain't seen my balls. *(You ain't seen my balls.)* You ain't seen my balls. *(You ain't seen my balls.)* *(Balls.)* You ain't seen my balls. *(You ain't seen my balls.)* [Outro: Benetar] No you ain't seen these balls Credits ------- Ray William Johnson (Vocal role) Jesse Cale (Vocal role) Rafael Serrano (Mixing) Chris Ahren (Guitar role) Glasgow Phillips (Executive Producer role)

There have been many emotes that have graced the Pizzeria and many more to come, but one seems to touch a special place in the hearts of every Pizza Pal. We curators of the Pizza lore need to showcase the construction and design of this emote and help those who may not know where it came from and why this emote is able to express so much feeling even though it is just 32 pixels big. So let us begin this journey, this tale of sorts, with a precursor story. Long ago there were a group of friends known as the Pizza Boys. These friends shared a bond unlike that of anybody the Earth has ever witnessed. Friends of this caliber need to express their friendship through bonding exercises to show how in tune to each other, the moon, and the tides they are by doing something no ordinary man or woman can... making burritos together. So on this faithful day Rob, Brandon, and Connor procured a nice tabletop dining experience where there would be no gross events, only fine dining. Not only was there fine dining, but there was even wine glasses filled with the finest bubbly. Though we lore curators digress, back to the subject at hand. Rob is unable to eat raw tomatoes. Much like Captain Alcohol's weakness to lopezing, Rob is equally weak to tomatoes that have not been gently roasted or boiled. This moment in history was known as King of Kong because real pain like this has only been felt by those who have had everything and lost it because they ate a raw tomato, or lied about holding world records in video games from the 80s. Unlike Billy Mitchell, Rob recovered from his moment of pain stronger than ever (though he is still unable to eat raw tomatoes.) He found a new power in his painful experience. The power of friendship. Through this one moment he spawned an emote that has become so loved by the community it is able to convey cheeky lies, feelings of regret, sadness, or even the sly sarcastic gesture. We cherish this emote and spread it across twitch every day in his honor.

(Lyrics) -------- [Intro] This is a love song [Verse 1] I try not to be dramatic, unless I have to, but I was at the Apple Store picking out a MacBook And on my way out, like thanks for stopping by, and you walked in and you really caught my eye.. pod And I'ma put you on my playlist, I don't know what your name is but you're going in my favorites [Verse 2] I got you in my eyesight (iSight), I hope you're here 'Cause I'ma turn the volume up and speak into your earbuds I like your inner face, it ain't a big deal You got my heart spinning right around like a Click Wheel And I was thinking we should shuffle through the interwebs And find the time for iMovies playing at the cineplex And girl you know you made that Final Cut and even MacBook Air ain't light enough To outweigh my heart which is beating so rapid that I'ma have to track it with an iPod App and [Chorus] I fell in love at the Apple Store And I never felt like that before And I fell in love at the Apple Store And I think I may come back for more [Verse 3] And yes, I'm aware that baby iMac And baby if you buy that maybe we can iChat And I don't mean to be aggressive or a sleaze And I don't mean to mac, I'm just not PC I know how to treat you, this ain't a reboot, I'll never find the need to "CTRL, ALT, delete" you I see no reason to mess with these slobs 'cause they're like Bill Gates, and I'm Steve Jobs [Verse 4] I know you're waiting on me to discover that you need a man who will let you meet his mother board Well, baby, it's fine 'cause I'm connecting broadband and this could really happen QuickTime So let's find your network and go wireless, and if you'd like to try this, maybe we can iTouch, and put your picture as my desktop backdrop if you let me take my hard drive and put it in your laptop [Chorus] I fell in love at the Apple Store And I never felt like that before And I fell in love at the Apple Store And I think I may come back for more [Bridge] Reboot Ma-ma-ma-mac, ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-Macintosh Ma-ma-ma-mac, ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-Macintosh Ma-ma-ma-mac, ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-Macintosh Mac, ma-ma-ma-ma-Macintosh Mac, ma-ma-ma-ma-Macintosh [Chorus] I fell in love at the Apple Store And I never felt like that before And I fell in love at the Apple Store And I think I may come back for more

Transphobic Techno (or, Bitch Got a Penis) is a song by YFM about DeeJay going to multiple locations then meeting women who look like they have a bulge, but it's just a thing they're hiding for some reason. Lyrics ------ Bitch got a penis (repeat) Who's got a penis? Bitch got a penis (repeat) Bitch got a penis (repeat) Who's got a penis? Bitch got a penis (repeat) Bitch got a penis (repeat) Trivia ------ * This song has the least words in it. * This is the 9th YFM song. * This is the only YFM song to get age-restricted.

Throughout the history of Seed SMP's month old lifespan, there have been many cases of people being banned or leaving the server. This page will have all of these people on. Feel free to edit this page if you know anyone else that's been banned! -BenPlaysAgain **Banned People** Bizaare: Bizaare was an OG of the server and they were banned for various reasons. The main reason of their ban was offensive slurs, calling one of the admins a gay fag for an unknown reason. They refused to apologize and were promptly banned afterwards. HissingMan/Note: HissingMan joined around Season 3 and was hacking with a hack client. After caught flying, Aduckted promplty killed him multiple times, with Ben teasing him for being such a noob even with hacks. This caused an extreme incident involving Ben's base getting griefed along with Aduckted's. Unfortunately, the admins weren't online so there was an extreme war between regular people and Ben. After hours of excuses from Hissing he was banned by Sauran. Multi & Gvasba: Multi & Gvasba were hackers with fly hacks and were planning on taking over the server. They first began spamming the N-Word in the chat, then afterwards they started taking the beacons and tried to kill everyone. They then started spamming Nazi stuff, before being banned after a while by Sauran. DashaBoy: DashaBoy was banned for "griefing" Entropia's loot. This includes taking their gold, killing their cows and villagers, and worst of all, taking all the crops without replanting them. DashaBoy was banned afterwards by Sauran. AstralConquest: AstralConquest was banned due to griefing GBoy and Ben's base. He did this by taking the item frames, stealing the crops, and zombifing the villagers, stealing the brewing stands. Afterwards he was going to destroy the blaze spawners but he has been banned by Sauran. **People Who Left** Kaplaais: Kaplaais left the server for an unknown reason even after having a full gear of Netherite gear and probably being the strongest player on the server. He may have left due to boredom. AllFallsDown: AllFallsDown left the server after getting kicked out of the End. Stin wanted everyone to participate and AllFallsDown speedrunning the game. Corn Turtle: Corn Turtle left after being exposed for x-raying. He was gonna make a kingdom but left afterwards. BenPlaysAgain: Ben left after being abused and bullyed intensely on the server. It didn't help that the moderation was absolute trash. Jayden: Same reason as Ben. MollerKid: Technically didn't left but entered a period of inactivity. Aduckted: Period of inactivity due to boredom. **Pardoned People** The following people have x-rayed, but are still on the server due to second chances.\ Toxic: Toxic Sloth was accused of x-raying because he had 50 diamonds after a short amount of time. He wasn't banned though, as he was given a second chance. Sans: SansTitan already had hacks before, but she used them for good, fending off Multi and Gvasba both. However she was caught x-raying by the amazing Garroth. Alpha: Alpha was caught x-raying by Garroth after a confession from Corn. Ben suspected both Alpha and Sans of x-raying because they got full netherite armor in 1 day. His accusations were shunned, but he was right a few days later. Aduckted: Aduckted was caught "flying" at the Shopping District. He was later pardoned because Sauran knew what he was doing and that it wasn't hacking.

**Vodafone McLaren Mercedes** - brytyjski zespół wyścigowy i konstruktor, aktywny w F1 od 1966 roku. Menadżer: Barti Siedziba: Woking Dyrektor: Zak Brown Model Bolidu: MP4/28 **2013** Kierowcy Podstawowi: Jenson Button, Sergio Perez Kierowca Rezerwowa: Gary Paffett, Oliver Turvey, Kevin Magnussen Osiągnięcia Podia: 0|0|2 Pole Position: 0 (Stan po GP Włoch)

**DeeJay** is the mix-master for Your Favorite Martian. He is voiced by iBeShucks in YFMTS, and his singing voice is done by Big Rob. Personality ----------- DeeJay often acts as the voice of reason within the group, as he frequently helps the others get out of messes they made. He is not afraid to speak his mind, as shown in BAD SEED when he calls Tara the "bride of Chucky." He appears to be the most competent in the band as well, as he is shown doing many simple things for them, such as when they broke down and he fixed the engine. DeeJay seems to like insulting people as well, as he is shown to have a passion for "yo mama" jokes.

Lyrics ------ [Intro: Mike Posner] She looks like sex, sex, sex, sex She looks like sex, sex, sex, sex She looks like sex, sex, sex, sex Sex, sex She looks like sex Sex, sex [Verse 1: Puff Puff Humbert] She looks like sex, maybe not yet, but don't fret I bet if you get drunk suddenly you'll be dead set On getting it in you mess with the gin And you'll end up convinced you had sex with a ten So full throttle, order another bottle And shot after shot will transform her into a model Mike Posner on the refrain 'Cause you know beer goggles are a hell of a thing [Hook: Mike Posner] That ass makes me wanna ooh-ooh-ooh You know exactly what you do-o-o How I'd really like to take that home Everybody here knows She looks like sex, sex, sex, sex She looks like sex, sex, sex, sex She looks like sex, sex, sex, sex She looks like sex, sex, sex, sex She looks like... [Verse 2: Puff Puff Humbert] When I crack a six pack and chase it with Patron Every girl looks like Catherine Zeta-Jones So I show up to the club, and I stand at the door Waiting on the perfect girl whose standards are low I take Jameson and take it with no shame And change any dame to Jenna Jameson Mike Posner on the Refrain, 'cause you know beer goggles are a hell of a thing [Hook: Mike Posner] That ass makes me wanna ooh-ooh-ooh You know exactly what you do-o-o How I'd really like to take that home Everybody here knows She looks like sex, sex, sex, sex She looks like sex, sex, sex, sex She looks like sex, sex, sex, sex She looks like sex, sex, sex, sex She looks like... [Outro: Mike Posner] (*Break it down!*) Sex She looks... Sex Sex, Sex Sex, Sex She looks like sex Sex, Sex She looks like

Ricky Shucks is an artist manager, entrepreneur, writer and professional Snapchat “ranter”. Ricky Shucks does a lot of things, but his main focus is on his YouTube channel "iBeShucks". With a little over 675,000 subscribers and over 100,000,000 views, Ricky has been consistently cranking out content over the years. Sketch comedy. He voices Deejay

Ant Cookies are an American delicacy invented by Californian Small Business Owner and Amateur Ship Wreck Enthusiast Duckisaurus. The cookies are traditionally made with standard baked good ingredients such as sugar, flour, eggs, milk, and insects. Originally an art piece made in support of anti-insecticide protests, the delicacy has reached immense fame in modernist schools of thought as an alternative to traditional protein sources. In South East Asia specifically Ant Cookies soon overtook Nabisco (maker of Oreos) as the number one consumed cookie type in the region. * **Ingredients** + 1 and 1/2 cups (190g) **all-purpose flour** (spoon & leveled) + 1 teaspoon **ground cinnamon** (optional) + 1 teaspoon **salt** and **baking powder** + 1 cup (2 sticks; 230g) **unsalted butter**, softened to room temperature + 1/2 cup (100g) **granulated sugar** + 1 funnel full of **ants** * **Steps** + **Whisk the dry ingredients together.** Just the flour, cinnamon, baking soda, and salt– you’ll add the ants later. + **Mix the wet ingredients together.** + **Combine the wet and dry ingredients.** + **Add the ants.** The dough will be thick and sticky. Make sure the ants don't squirm too much by singing to them. + **Chill the cookie dough.** I recommend at least 45 minutes in the refrigerator, which helps prevent the cookies from overspreading and kills any tougher ants. + **Scoop cookie dough balls.** About 3 Tablespoons of dough per cookie– yes, these are LARGE! + **Bake.** The cookies are done when the edges are set and the centers still look soft.

When Puff-Puff crashes the tour bus, the guys put him through a series of anger-management tests to decide whether or not he can have his "driving rights" back.

Somewhere in 2013, a user called (NAME HIDDEN) made a animation meme of Epileptic Techno, which became a meme thing to any people (i.e. furries). More people created Epileptic Techno memes, which became popular. Most people noticed that the song became a meme, which pissed people off. In the future, Ray William Johnson will have the right to take them down, along with Jesse Cale and Stefan Johnson. When they're taken down, it'll be lost media forever. Most uploaders of the meme thing would get terminated FOREVER. So, that's the story. If you are a furry at Fandom, please read this. Thank you. Reasons why epileptic techno isn't a scenecore song --------------------------------------------------- * The "ass barf barf barf ass barf piss" part * Oprah appeared * The song is from a Ray William Johnson project, called Your Favorite Martian.

This song is about Your Favorite Martian being sick of his job and wanting to take over the world. (Lyrics) -------- **[Verse 1: Puff Puff Humbert]** My grandmama used to tell me one day I would be king And that it could be me to put these dreams into a sling And fling 'em like a bullet 'til they bean the whole ruling regime In the melon and I tell 'em that I'll one day reign supreme But it seems, I'm a damn salmon swimming upstream I scream cause I know just why the caged bird sings I'll adorn the king's throne, wear his treasure with pleasure 'Cause this job is temporary, success is forever **[Hook: Puff Puff Humbert]** Working every week at a job I can't stand I always tell myself that one day I'll be the man What we gonna do tonight, Brain? We're gonna take over the world Gonna take over the world, gonna take over the world Na-na-na-na-na-na-na Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na What we gonna do tonight, Brain? We're gonna take over the world Gonna take over the world, gonna take over the world **[Verse 2: Puff Puff Humbert]** *Yeah, we're gonna take over the world, DeeJay* *Ha, me and you* *I love that sample* *Alright, here we go* I'ma shoot straight for the stars in my rocket No time on the clock, I'm gonna stop it Kryptonite in my pocket for all the cynical Supermen Surrounding me, crowding me, shrouding me with doubt They don't know how to be proud of me! 'Cause, one day, I'm gonna run this town And when I seize the crown, it's gonna please the crowd My hands and feet were bound to the ground, at least 'til now Because this job is like a prison, but the beast is out (rah!) I'm not just chasing these dreams I'm hiding out in the bushes, and then I wait 'til they leave And jump out and pistol whip 'em with my loaded ambition I'm not gonna front, I'm Ethan Hunt on this impossible mission Listen, this ain't a game of Risk in the kitchen I'm Stewie Griffin in this bitch, and I just flipped the ignition On a clique of robotic ninjas designed to kick my competition In the face; I swear to God one day I'll run this place **[Hook: Puff Puff Humbert]** Working every week at a job I can't stand I always tell myself that one day I'll be the man What we gonna do tonight, Brain? We're gonna take over the world Gonna take over the world, gonna take over the world Na-na-na-na-na-na-na Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na What we gonna do tonight, Brain? We're gonna take over the world Gonna take over the world, gonna take over the world **[Bridge: Benatar]** Once I quit this job, then I'll be free I've got greater plans: wait and see I'm gonna rise to the top, take over everything Some day my boss will work for me And one day I'll be king **[Hook: Puff Puff Humbert]** Working every week at a job I can't stand I always tell myself that one day I'll be the man What we gonna do tonight, Brain? We're gonna take over the world Gonna take over the world, gonna take over the world Na-na-na-na-na-na-na Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na What we gonna do tonight, Brain? We're gonna take over the world Gonna take over the world, gonna take over the world Working every week at a job I can't stand I always tell myself that one day I'll be the man What we gonna do tonight, Brain? We're gonna take over the world Gonna take over the world, gonna take over the world Na-na-na-na-na-na-na Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na What we gonna do tonight, Brain? We're gonna take over the world Gonna take over the world, gonna take over the world

This song was a test by Ray William Johnson. he tried to make a song with ai. he didnt think alot of people wouldnt like it because alot of people didnt like ai songs or things related to do with ai The song features the whole band plus stevi the demon from The Upside Downs also benatar isnt voiced by benatar because ray didnt have access to Jesse Cale Lyrics (stolen from genius.com) =============================== [Intro: Stevi The Demon] Get a telescope (Telescope) [Verse 1: Puff Puff] I'ma-I'ma-I'ma superstar, you don't know it yet 'Bout to run the city, call me Boba Fett You gon' recognize me from my silhouette I don't wear deodorant cause I don't ever sweat One day I'll be famous, bigger than Beyoncé Have a team of people just to do my laundry That's the kind of fame that'll drive a man psycho It'll end in tragedy but I'ma get them likes though, haha [Chorus: Stevi The Demon & *Puff Puff*] You don't see it right now But I'm about to make it big, it'd be hella dopе You'll be jealous like "Wow" (Wow) You don't know it but you'rе looking at a star, get a telescope (Telescope) Get a telescope (Telescope), get a telescope (Telescope) *'Cause you looking at a star, get a telescope* Get a telescope, get a, get a telescope *Cuz you looking at a star, get a telescope* [Verse 2: Benatar] Seventeen bodyguards walk in front of me Hand sanitizer cuz the fans are touching me So big that I won't ever get in trouble So big that they don't make me obey the law Smack people at the Oscars and they applaud So big Imma have to have a body double You might also like [Chorus: Stevi The Demon & *Puff Puff*] You don't see it right now (Right now) But I'm about to make it big, it'd be hella dope (Hella dope) You'll be jealous like "Wow" (Wow) You don't know it but you're looking at a star, get a telescope (Telescope) Get a telescope (Telescope), get a telescope (Telescope) *'Cause you looking at a star, get a telescope* Get a telescope, get a, get a telescope *'Cause you looking at a star, get a telescope* [Verse 3: DeeJay] Imma have an escalator in my bedroom Imma have a shark tank and a baboon Imma have my very own line of perfume They gon' carve my face in the side of the moon Can't use a public restroom at all Cus' I got fans peeking underneath the stall Now I got Tom Cruise askin' for a pic I said "Alright, just try'n make it quick" [Chorus, Axel Chains, *Stevi the Demon* & **Puff Puff Humbert**] You don't see it right now But I won't ever, ever lose, you can tell I won't You'll be jealous like "Wow!" You don't know it but you're looking at a star, get a telescope *Get a telescope, get a telescope* **'Cause you looking at a star, get a telescope** *Get a telescope, get a, get a telescope* **'Cause you looking at a star, get a telescope** ================================================= [1] ===

Isadora Quagmire is a side character of A series of unfortunate events. She appears in the ASOUE books and Netflix series. ### Isadora Quagmire ships list #### Hetero Kladora Oladora #### Femslash Viodora

BreakingNYC is Ray's former vlog channel. It was created in 2010 and retired in 2012 and replaced with RunawayPlanet. Season 4 was meant to be in Winter 2012 (like the YFM album) but it was postponed. In the episode Another Bomb Scare, Ray says that a company want to deal with him Archiving:https://archive.org/details/BreakingNYC/001+Dinner+with+Michelle+Phan+(12.09.2009).flv

A cover of Gotye "Somebody I used to know" (Lyrics) -------- Now and then I think of when we were together Like when you said you felt so happy you could die Told myself that you were right for me But felt so lonely in your company But that was love and it's an ache I still remember You can get addicted to a certain kind of sadness Like resignation to the end Always the end So when we found that we could not make sense Well you said that we would still be friends But I'll admit that I was glad that it was over But you didn't have to cut me off Make out like it never happened And that we were nothing And I don't even need your love But you treat me like a stranger And that feels so rough You didn't have to stoop so low Have your friends collect your records And then change your number I guess that I don't need that though Now you're just somebody that I used to know Now and then I think of all the times you screwed me over But had me believing it was always something that I'd done And I don't wanna live that way Reading into every word you say You said that you could let it go And I wouldn't catch you hung up on somebody that you used to know... But you didn't have to cut me off Make out like it never happened And that we were nothing And I don't even need your love But you treat me like a stranger And that feels so rough You didn't have to stoop so low Have your friends collect your records And then change your number I guess that I don't need that though Now you're just somebody that I used to know Somebody I used to know Now you're just somebody that I used to know Somebody I used to know Now you're just somebody that I used to know I used to know That I used to know Somebody... I used to know Somebody... Videos ------ Somebody That I Used to KnowSOMEBODY THAT I USED TO KNOW (pop cover of Gotye)

**Runaway Thoughts** was Ray and Anna's vlog series in which they answered questions sent in by video from watchers. Set Up ------ Ray and Anna answered questions sent by users via video message. The current question was displayed at the bottom of the screen, with a twitter feed for #runawaythoughts underneath. There was a segment called "make it or break it" in which Ray and Anna discussed a hypothetical problem where "you've been going out with this person for about two weeks, and you've had four fantastic dates, when they drop a bomb on you". They then discuss whether they would make the relationship work, or break up with the person. Some of the subjects included have been; ninja turtle hands, turning into the opposite gender when coming into contact with water, having a prosthetic ass painted with racing flames, only being able to talk in song lyrics and pooping in cubes. In episode 54, a segment called "This exists" was started, which showcases some strange items that are available for purchase on the internet, such as a Barack Obama dildo, tortilla chips shaped like the Pope's hat, William Shatner's kidney stone, Justin Timberlake's half-eaten French toast and an 18-year old's virginity. Fap

The 19th song from Internet cartoon band Your Favorite Martian. It details the borderline between nerds and regular people and the dilemmas of being a nerd, thus causing *nerd rage*, when people are unspecific which enrages nerds all around the world. Lyrics ------ [Intro: Benetar] I got that Nerd Rage Nerd Rage I got that Nerd Rage Nerd Rage Ner-er-erd Rage Ner-er-er-er Nerd Rage Ner-er-er-er Nerd Rage Ner-er-er-er Nerd Rage Ner-er-erd Rage [Verse 1: Puff Puff] They say I "Nerd Rage" I say they don't understand Keep talkin' trash bitch I'mma have to ban You from my chat room And I can hardly think But I'mma have to slap Jar Jar Binks And slam George Lucas' head in a car door For far more than just ruining Star Wars Stop re-mastering you're making it worse And for the love of god, Greedo didn't shoot first! And fuck Comic Sans And fuck low bandwidth And never say that Pluto ain't a planet, goddammit I'm readin' what you're saying on the message boards Yes I have too had sex before! With a girl, you don't know her! She moved away! Shut up! And don't tell me Doctor Who is the same without Tom Baker The shit is just lame And what do you mean you've never seen "Citizen Kane?" [Hook: Benetar] I got that Nerd Rage Nerd Rage I got that Nerd Rage Nerd Rage Ner-er-erd Rage Ner-er-er-er Nerd Rage Ner-er-er-er Nerd Rage Ner-er-er-er Nerd Rage Ner-er-erd Rage [Verse 2: Puff Puff] I broke seven keyboards over my knee How dare you say Marvel is better than DC Your horrible grammar, it's makin' me puke And Captain Kirk was far superior to John Luke Picard, and a Jedi could whip Superman in a fight When I'm right I'ma laugh like: (Nerd Laugh) You beat me at chess I'm flippin' the board Then I'll go to Michael Bay's house Kick in the door Break every single copy of "Transformers 4" Hit Bay in the dick with a stick 'til he's sore I'll own your ass in Halo so bad you might cry And who the hell jacked my twelve-sided die? I'll beat you up I know karate Ask my girlfriend (Yes I have a girlfriend! Did I mention I have a girlfriend?) [Hook: Benetar] I got that Nerd Rage Nerd Rage I got that Nerd Rage Nerd Rage Ner-er-erd Rage Ner-er-er-er Nerd Rage Ner-er-er-er Nerd Rage Ner-er-er-er Nerd Rage Ner-er-erd Rage [Verse 3: Puff Puff] I see Will Wheaton, and I get excited (And pick up your toys! ) They're collectors items! Shut up, Mom, and give 'em back to me And holy shit, don't take 'em out the packaging! (And clean your room, it smells like manure And stop watchin' porn videos on your computer! ) I'm doin' research, leave me alone Why you hatin'? (I just think it's weird that all the girls are Asian) [Hook: Benetar] I got that Nerd Rage Nerd Rage I got that Nerd Rage Nerd Rage Ner-er-erd Rage Ner-er-er-er Nerd Rage Ner-er-er-er Nerd Rage Ner-er-er-er Nerd Rage Ner-er-erd Rage [Post Hook: Benetar] All my fellow nerds Oh, I know you understand All my fellow nerds Sing along if you can (We got that) Nerd Rage (We got that) Nerd Rage (We got that) Nerd Rage (We got that) Nerd Rage Nerd Rage [Outro: Puff Puff] "What? You never heard of Joss Whedon? He's like one of the greatest writer/directors Of our time! And what do you mean "Phantom Menace" Is your favorite Star Wars movie? God da... dude, alright We ca... we can't be friends I can't be your friend anymore Goodbye Videos ------ Your Favorite Martian - Nerd Rage

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A dance cover of the 1986 Beastie Boys hit “(You Gotta) Fight For Your Right” in memory of the then recently deceased member MCA. (Lyrics) -------- [Intro: Puff Puff Humbert] Kick it! Woo! Ha, ha! [Verse 1: Puff Puff Humbert] Aw, you wake up late for school, but you don't wanna go You ask you mom, "Please?" but she still says, "No!" Aw! You missed two classes and no homework But your teacher preaches class like you're some kinda jerk (What?) [Hook 1: Puff Puff Humbert, Benetar, DeeJay, & Axel Chains] You gotta Fight for Your Right to Party! [Verse 2: Puff Puff Humbert] Your pops caught you smoking and he said, "No way!" But that hypocrite smokes two packs a day! Man, living at home is such a drag And now your mom threw away your best porno mag (Busted!) [Hook 1: Puff Puff Humbert, Benetar, DeeJay, & Axel Chains] You gotta Fight for Your Right to Party! [Bridge: Puff Puff Humbert, Benetar, DeeJay, & Axel Chains] You gotta Fight! [Guitar Solo: Benetar] [Verse 3: Puff Puff Humbert, Benetar, DeeJay, & Axel Chains] "Don't step out of this house if that's the clothes you're gonna wear!" "I'll kick you out of my home if you don't cut that hair!" Aw, your mom busted in and said, "Not this again!" Yeah, mom you're just jealous 'cause we're YFM! [Hook 2: Puff Puff Humbert, Benetar, DeeJay, & Axel Chains] You gotta Fight for Your Right to Party! Party! (Go! 23×) Party! Videos ------ FIGHT FOR YOUR RIGHT (dance cover of Beastie Boys)Fight for Your Right

"Muppet Sex" Is the 4th Fatty Spins song Lyrics ------ [Verse 1: Micfri] There once was this grouch named Oscar who lived in a trash can He was broke he couldn't get more ass than All the other muppets and the rest of the peeps Until he spotted this hottie on Sesame Street He said I really like your swagger and I could carry on But your smile illuminates like a Prairie Dawn I'm going Gonzo so maybe we should talk Or like Fozzie Bear's jokes, we can walka-walka-walka You should try it out, girl, maybe we're a match Just like Pinocchio, there'll be no strings attached I wanna get to know you and girl, if you're up to it I can be your Big Bird and we can Snufflufagus I got a pet worm and you can make him grow Or I'll be your Super Grover so I can save a ho And she said, "Hey, Oscar, I don't mean to interrupt you But just 'cause I'm a muppet doesn't mean that I won't hump you" [Chorus: Breeze the Beat Machine, *Micfri*, **Ray William Johnson**] Just 'cause I'm a muppet doesn't mean that I won't hump you Just 'cause I'm a muppet doesn't mean that I won't hump you Just 'cause I'm a muppet doesn't mean that I won't hump you *And bump you* **'cause muppets need love too** Just 'cause I'm a muppet doesn't mean that I won't hump you Just 'cause I'm a muppet doesn't mean that I won't hump you Just 'cause I'm a muppet doesn't mean that I won't hump you *And bump you* **'cause muppets need love too** [Verse 2: Breeze the Beat Machine] There once was a frog named Kermit who dated Miss Piggy And every other Wednesday night they get busy More than he could put a handle on She was wildin' out like an animal Then all of a sudden, Kermit stopped the lovin' And Piggy was concerned so she decided to confront him like "I know you lost interest, but we should really talk 'Cause I'm one horny muppet, ah-ah-ah! We got that rainbow connection and, honey, if it suits ya Maybe we can make some muppet babies in the future but Until that day, my sex drive ain't dead" So she 'hi-yah' upside his head "Now get in that bedroom and get butt-naked 'Cause I'm a little piggy and I bring home the bacon And put on that love song, the one I like to bump to 'Cause just 'cause I'm a Muppet that don't mean that I won't hump you" [Chorus: Breeze, *Micfri*, and **Ray**] Just 'cause I'm a muppet doesn't mean that I won't hump you Just 'cause I'm a muppet doesn't mean that I won't hump you Just 'cause I'm a muppet doesn't mean that I won't hump you *And bump you* **'cause muppets need love too** Just 'cause I'm a muppet doesn't mean that I won't hump you Just 'cause I'm a muppet doesn't mean that I won't hump you Just 'cause I'm a muppet doesn't mean that I won't hump you *And bump you* **'cause muppets need love too** [Verse 3: Ray William Johnson] There once was a muppet named Ernie and his roommate Bert And one evening after work He said "I know we've been roommates for a few years Sharin' clothes and a bed and you never found it queer And I ain't never told you that I'm a homosexual And I'ma switch it up like Cookie Monster switched to vegetables You'll probably find it shocking and maybe you're stunned But you're like my rubber duckie 'cause you're the one And you make bath time lots of fun And every time I think of you my heart goes all numb And I think I love you Bert and I believe you're not gay But if you say you love me back then it would surely turn today into a Sunny day keeping the clouds away, what do you say?" And Bert turned to Ernie, he said, "Ernie, I won't front you Just 'cause I'm a muppet doesn't mean that I won't hump you"Muppet Sex. [Chorus: Breeze, *Micfri*, and **Ray**] Just 'cause I'm a muppet doesn't mean that I won't hump you Just 'cause I'm a muppet doesn't mean that I won't hump you Just 'cause I'm a muppet doesn't mean that I won't hump you *And bump you* **'cause muppets need love too** Just 'cause I'm a muppet doesn't mean that I won't hump you Just 'cause I'm a muppet doesn't mean that I won't hump you Just 'cause I'm a muppet doesn't mean that I won't hump you *And bump you* **'cause muppets need love too** [Outro] Elmo- Elmo tap that ass! Ha ha ha ha ha Videos ------ FAttY SPiNS - Muppet Sex

Steve Greene is an actor and writer, known for Funny Story (2018), The Thinning (2016) and The Wedding Ringer (2015). He has been married to Nikki Limo since May 28, 2017. He voiced Axel

(Lyrics) -------- Bartender I really did it this time Broke my parole to have a good time When I got home it was 6 AM The door was locked so I kicked it in She was trippin on the bills I think she was high on some pills She threw my things out into the yard Then she called me a bum and slapped me real hard And in my drunken stupor I did what I should have never done And now I'm sittin here, talking to you Drunk and on the run I'm sittin' at a bar on the inside Waitin' for my ride on the outside She stole my heart, in the trailer park So I jacked the keys to her fathers car Crashed that Chevrolet and then stepped away You know moe I'll probably get ten years So just give me beers till they get here Yea I know the sun is comin up And y'all are probably get ready for closin up But I'm trying to drown my soul I'm tired of this life on the dirt road And everything that I love is gone And I'm tired of hangin on Shes got me I'm sittin' at a bar on the inside Waitin' for my ride on the outside She stole my heart, in the trailer park So I jacked the keys to her fathers car And crashed that Chevrolet and then stepped away Guess it was meant to be Romance is misery So much for memories And now I am headed to the penitentiary See me on TV The next cop series I am a danger I guess I should've did something about my anger But I never learn Real things I don't concern I pour kerosene on everything I love And watch it burn I know it's my fault But I wasn't happy it was over She threw a fit So I crashed that piece of shit Nova And now I am going back again Back to the pen to see my friends When we all pile off that county van They'll ask me where I've been I've been at a bar on the inside Waitin' for my ride on the outside She stole my heart, in the trailer park So I jacked the keys to her fathers car Then crashed that Chevrolet and then stepped away Na na na na na na na Na na na na na na Na na na na na na na na Well I'm sittin at a bar on the inside And I'm waitin on ride on the outside You know I crashed your daddy's car Then I stepped away Yeah, I stepped away You know I crashed your daddys car Then I stepped away

song about a store that sells booty, what more can you really say about it? Lyrics ------ [Intro: DeeJay] Booty (Booty!) Booty (Booty!) This store sells booty (Butt cheeks) Booty (Booty!) Booty (Booty!) This store sells booty (Make that ass clap) [Verse 1: Puff Puff Humbert] Girl, you got class and you're lookin' so fine But you need a better ass as I follow behind You gotta go to Wal-Mart and get a new get-up Or you can pay us we'll make your booty look better 'cause this store sells brand new asses From the manufacturer straight to the masses So if your booty's flat, we'll take it back And give you a new ass, and you'll make it clap like Double Ds in the front and the back You'll redefine what it means to have a fanny pack And everybody will stare and they'll gawk astounded We'll give you an ass so big, you gotta walk around it You can have knowledge, self-esteem, and class But who needs all that when you gotta nice ass? [Pre-Hook: Puff Puff Humbert] Girl, you need a new set of butt cheeks and I think we can help you out We've got a store full of junk for your trunk and baby without a doubt You could improve your personality but who the hell wants that When you could buy your self esteem in the form of a brand new ass Everybody say [Hook: DeeJay] Booty (Booty!) Booty (Booty!) This store sells booty (Butt cheeks) Booty (Booty!) Booty (Booty!) This store sells booty (Make that ass clap) [Interlude: Puff Puff Humbert] Come on, ladies, Come on down We've got some asses on clearance You buy two butt cheeks, you get the third one free. Ha ha [Verse 2: Puff Puff Humbert] We've got a store full of inventory Hook you up with a new butt, end of story We've got "My Humps." We got "Badunkadunk." We've got "Bootylicious" and "Junk in the Trunk." The type of butt that rappers sing of And if you're ol' school, we got the "Pumps and a Bump.' We've got miles of booty warehouse of booty White girl booty that's cute and snooty We've got the ass of Kardashian We've got the Jennifer Lopez if that's your plan We've got the Shakira, the Beyonce We've got the Matthew McConaughey …wait what? Our booty selection is second to none We'll even give an Asian a respectable butt You can have knowledge, self-esteem, and class But who needs all that when you gotta nice ass? [Pre-Hook: Puff Puff Humbert] Girl, you need a new set of butt cheeks and I think we can help you out We've got a store full of junk for your trunk and baby without a doubt You could improve your personality but who the hell wants that When you could buy your self esteem in the form of a brand new ass Everybody say [Hook: DeeJay] Booty (Booty!) Booty (Booty!) This store sells booty (Butt cheeks) Booty (Booty!) Booty (Booty!) This store sells booty (Make that ass clap) [Interlude 2: Puff Puff Humbert] Come on, ladies I can sell you a butt that'll make you look like the hoochies in the rap videos Doesn't every woman aspire to be like the hoochies in the rap videos? [Verse 3: Puff Puff Humbert] Girl, we'll take your booty and make it so when you shake it Everybody in the place will pray for you to get naked We've got an abundance of asses so tan They'll make a catholic preacher say "god damn!" And if you can't afford it, I'm sorry friend We've got a couple of asses in the bargain bin We've got a variety of booty if you like 'em bizarre We can make you an ass that can play guitar like [Pre-Hook: Puff Puff Humbert] Girl, you need a new set of butt cheeks and I think we can help you out We've got a store full of junk for your trunk and baby without a doubt You could improve your personality but who the hell wants that When you could buy your self esteem in the form of a brand new ass Everybody say [Hook: DeeJay] Booty (Booty!) Booty (Booty!) This store sells booty (Butt cheeks) Booty (Booty!) Booty (Booty!) This store sells booty (Make that ass clap) [Outro: Puff Puff Humbert] So, come on down ladies Our booty store is conveniently located right off the westside highway Right next to the Chuckie Cheese Come on Let's do this Put that ass on layaway

An epic love story between ones mother and the aforementioned RWJ in which he takes her on a journey of sexual discovery. (Lyrics) -------- [Intro: Ray William Johnson] Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom Doin', doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom You know we straight, we doin' your mom [Chorus: Ray William Johnson] Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom Doin', doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom You know we straight, we doin' your mom Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom Doin', doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom You know we straight, we doin' your mom [Verse 1: Micfri & *Ray William Johnson*] I'm doin' your mom, yes, yours! First saw her in the Walmart pickin' out your drawers Big Dolly Parton hair like an '80s prom queen But her ass was lookin' good all up in them mom-jeans I approached her in the checkout line, and said, "Yo baby, wassup?" She had two gallons of milk, and I was starin' at her jugs Five minutes later, she agreed to get with me So we went and rocked the minivan like giggity, giggity, giggity *I was ridin' your mom like she's Mario Kart* *I gave her a lift back to her crib 'cause her car wouldn't start* *She invited me in the house, and we started makin' out again* *How many times I tap that ass?* (Over 9000!) *Yeah, she called me Pledge cause I knocked the dust off it* *Later made me a sandwich and she cut the crust off it* *'Cause she knows how I like it, and that I'm a little young* *To be in the bed, butt-naked, doin' your mom* [Chorus: Ray William Johnson] Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom Doin', doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom You know we straight, we doin' your mom Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom Doin', doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom You know we straight, we doin' your mom [Verse 2: Ray William Johnson & Micfri] *I like your mama's big butt, and I cannot lie* *You other brothers can't deny that she's fly* *We make sexy time, yes, and every night I tap that* *She saw me butt-naked, now she thinks I'm half black* *But your mom's the best, the super M-I-L-F* *'Cause she loves to toss the salad even though she ain't a chef* *And I blame it on the al-al-alcohol* *If I were you, I wouldn't kiss your mom on the mouth at all* She likes the Donkey-Punch, she likes the Dirty Sanchez Sometimes she even likes to fool around in your bed *She likes rough sex with handcuffs, and I'll be honest* *She likes me to Chris Brown her when she acts like Rihanna* She's so therapeutic, when I need to cure my restlessness I say br-br-br-br-br-br-br-br, motorboat your mom's breastesess I didn't wanna tell you, but I had to write this song 'Cause I'm in your house every night doin' your mo-om [Chorus: Ray William Johnson] Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom Doin', doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom You know we straight, we doin' your mom Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom Doin', doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom You know we straight, we doin' your mom [Bridge: Breeze the Beat Machine] Sex with your mother And that makes me (Better, better) better than you I'm having sex with your mother And that makes me (Better, better) better than you [Guitar Solo] [Chorus: Ray William Johnson] Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom Doin', doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom You know we straight, we doin' your mom Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom Doin', doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom You know we straight, we doin' your mom

Orphan Tears is slang for alcohol laced with ecstasy. However, Your Favorite Martian stated that the track was inspired by D12’s song “Purple Pills” Lyrics ------ [Verse 1: Humbert] It was a weekend, and you can't stop Us from going to the local dance spot Instead of drinking imported beers Somebody brought a bottle of Orphan Tears We popped the top, we knew what was in it Yeah, we were all so stupid to sip it Orphan Tears are so hallucinogenic I took one sip and saw a two-headed midget (Hey!) Then the room filled with colors and shapes And suddenly DeeJay was covered in snakes Oh snap! And what made it worse Was I swear I saw a unicorn humping a smurf Then a rainbow appeared out of Wax's ass He passed some gas and it snapped in half Yo Deejay! Are you still there? Yeah, I'm trying to hook up with this girl in a wheelchair Alright. Chill there. I think a bulimic Care Bear might pick a fight with Jesus I don't believe it, I'm gonna be sea sick These Orphan Tears are about to make me trip [Chorus: Puff Puff & DeeJay] Little children, near and far Don't know where your parents are Cry directly in this jar I will drink it at the bar Sip-sippin' on Orphan Tears Sip-sip-sippin' on Orphan Tears Sip-sippin' on, sip-sip-sippin' on [?] sippin' on Orphan Tears [Verse 2: DeeJay & *Humbert*] Uh, huah These Orphan Tears got me feeling like I ain't felt before I tried to bust-a-move but fell asleep on the dance floor (snoring) *"Hey dude, get up!"* I swear I saw Bill Cosby like, "Hello with the pudding!" He was dancing in his underwear showing off his woody I ran to the bathroom, everything's in slow-mo I couldn't throw up, because the toilet bowl called me a homo (Homo!) I barfed up a kitten, and I'm feeling strange Sippin' these Orphan Tears, now it's got me seeing things [Chorus: Humbert & DeeJay] Little children, near and far Don't know where your parents are Cry directly in this jar I will drink it at the bar Sip-sippin' on Orphan Tears Sip-sip-sippin' on Orphan Tears Sip-sippin' on, sip-sip-sippin' on [?] sippin' on Orphan Tears [Verse 3: Wax] All up in the VIP section, straight relaxed The DJ playing my favorite tracks Waitress asks, "What can I bring you?" I said, "The most expensive thing on the menu" She came back with a glass of liquid I said, "I asked for something different This looks like a normal beer" She said, "Naw, it's Orphan Tears" Took a swig, then I walked down where the dance floor is Whole club looking like a forest DJ turned into a brontosaurus Everybody in the club looked like Chuck Norris I tried to run to the bathroom but when I did I felt a vacuum suction Pulling me back slow Dance floor turned into a black hole Spinnin' 'round horribly Feelin' like Dorothy Woke up and was still at home Orphan Tears got us in the zone [Chorus: Puff Puff & DeeJay] Little children, near and far Don't know where your parents are Cry directly in this jar I will drink it at the bar Sip-sippin' on Orphan Tears Sip-sip-sippin' on Orphan Tears Sip-sippin' on, sip-sip-sippin' on [?] sippin' on Orphan Tears Little children, near and far Don't know where your parents are Cry directly in this jar I will drink it at the bar Sip-sippin' on Orphan Tears Sip-sip-sippin' on Orphan Tears Sip-sippin' on, sip-sip-sippin' on [?] sippin' on Orphan Tears [Outro] Hello, with the pudding Pud-pud-pud-pud-pudding He-he-hello with pudding, pudding (Bill Cosby) Pudding (Bill Cosby) Pudding (Bill Cosby) Pudding (Bill Cosby) Pudding (Bill Cosby) Videos ------ Orphan TearsORPHAN TEARS featuring Wax - (Your Favorite Martian music video)

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**Nicholas Smith**, better known online as **MicFri**, is an American YouTuber who is best known for his brief stint in Ray William Johnson's YouTube music project titled "Fatty Spins". Fatty Spins ----------- The project also consisted a producer/beat-maker named Breeze. According to Micfri himself, he had no creative input in Fatty Spins; he wrote neither the lyrics nor music to any of the tracks. Ray wrote the lyrics and melody to all of the songs, and Breeze wrote some of the beats.

(Lyrics) -------- Now I know my ABC's Next time won't you sing with me Smart ass done graduated A life time of school and we're glad you made it Umpteen years of learning you fought through So we brought you things school really taught you "A", A is for that Adderall You took cause your study habits bad and all When you were off chuging that "B" for beer And I C that you got another D on that exam Cause you showed up hungover from drinking And instead of hitting books You took a hit of E singing We don't need no edumacation F the library let's go get wasted Awe G whiz now you can't even pass why Cause you came H for hungover from last night Cause school just ain't what it seems to be Next time won't you sing with me [Chorus] Oh oh oh-oh-oh oh oh Oh oh oh-oh-oh This is what your school really taught you Oh oh oh-oh-oh oh oh Oh oh oh-oh-oh This is what your school really taught you [Verse 2] Oh no school gave you issues So I represent yo narcissism When you call your parents and they ask what's up You say I need some money or I need a hug And you hate it cause you're so J for jaded Those private school kids done already made it Their always far ahead and they always have their way So take that Adderall but drugs are bad mmm K But when you question school as an investment Remember getting all the L for love as a freshman Which bring me to M All that marijuana you went N tried with your friends In your bedroom smoking felling down on yourself O and remember when you wished you had some wealth So you can skip class and live for free but Next time won't you sing with me [Chorus] P is for the party and you better enjoy it Cause you'll soon be in the Q at the unemployment Like yo R you waiting on the government cheese Cause I could have sworn you went and got your degree You should have S for studied more You could have gotten far Instead of chuging long island T's at the bar You took that easy course you barely have to read in Like U dat's for underwater basket weaving You lost your V card like you didn't really need it but W for writing papers using Wikipedia Remember your X who you met at the kegger You'll forget what you studied but you'll never forget her So Y you waste your time doing all that thinking When you didn't get your Z's cause you were out drinking? Next time won't you sing with me [Chorus] Now take your ass back to class

Season 2 started 14th of Feb 2021 and ended around the end of February. At the same time as season 2 the server's member count increased significantly, with new important members joining. This season also had its first case of hackers. Many significant buildings and villages were constructed and made during this time, further making Season 2 a more diverse place than Season 1. **Important Places** Original Town: The original village that most people settled in. However, after a week or so, most people in this town moved out to new places. New Nation: A destroyed nation that was founded by some of the new players that didn't want to live in the Original Town. After an incident involving an election and Anti-Church Gang, New Nation was "annexed." Secret Village: A secret village where Toxic Sloth, Guessing Boy, Ben, Aduckted, and franisaurs lived. Ben once accidently leaked the coords and this village has a heavy rivalry with Picky Path Finder, Colin, and ShotMC. Cacti Church: A church where people worshipped cacti. Has a heavy rivalry with 10k and The Anti-Church Gang. **Important Buildings** The Pit: A pit that Hennamin made for mining ores. Ben gave the idea for a fee in order to use the pit for mining. Courthouse: Originally supposed to be Hennamin's home, but was turned into a courthouse by Ben. Ben was charged 5 diamonds because of this. Was only used for one case, when Toxic was caught X-Raying. Church: A church made by Super Star to worship and pray to the Cacti god. Unfinished as it created the Anti-Church Gang. Amurican Base: Huge fortress made by Sauran with a fancy piston door. Has a beacon with two items on display, Drippy Dirt and Drippy Nether Ingot. Has american flags all over. Fight Club: Club made by 10k to fight. Is located in a basement under 10K's Ranch. 10k's Ranch: Big base/Ranch with 10k currently living in. Has every single member's head on display except for Hennamin and other extremely inactive players. Textaface was also a resident of the ranch. **Important People** Sauran: Was promoted to Moderator after supporting for patreon for a while. Enjoys giving out his heads to people. 10k: A decently active mod, enjoys taking everyone's heads, forcefully, or through bargain. Ben: A diamond patreon, one of the founders of New Nation and hops out and into retirement and an unstable rate. Very talkative and sometimes very quiet. Toxic: A netherite patreon, was almost banned due to X-Raying because he found 50 diamonds in a short amount of time also was one of the only hackers who weren't banned. Garroth: Reason for New Nation's downfall, declared he'd make Seed SMP great again after getting elected for New Nation. MollerKid: Decent survival player. Helped SuperStar with the Cacti God and Church, is also a founder of Entropia. Superstar955: Worshipper for Cacti God and The Cacti Church. Lived out in the wild after New Nation's downfall, also married, divorced, and remarried Marashaws. Stin: An admin of the server. Sometimes online, but definitely not as much as regular members. Pigeon/Hennamin: Owner of the server. Barely online, extremely inactive.

The Amazing World of Gumball (also known as Gumball) is a British-American animated television created by Ben Bocquelet for Cartoon Network. Produced primarily by Cartoon Network Development Studio Europe, it first aired on May 3, 2011 and ended on June 24, 2019. The series revolves around the life of Gumball Watterson, a 12-year-old cat who attends middle school in the fictional city of Elmore. Accompanied by his adoptive goldfish brother Darwin Watterson, he frequently finds himself involved in various shenanigans around the city, during which he interacts with his other family members—sister Anais and parents Nicole and Richard and an extended supporting cast of characters. Plot ---- The series revolves around the life of a 12-year-old sky blue cat named Gumball Watterson (Logan Grove, seasons 1–2 and season 3 episode: "The Kids"; Jacob Hopkins, rest of season 3 to "The Copycats", Nicolas Cantu, rest of season 5 onward) and his frequent shenanigans in the fictional American city of Elmore, accompanied by his adopted goldfish brother/best friend Darwin (Kwesi Boakye, season 1–2 and season 3 episode: "The Kids"; Terrell Ransom Jr., rest of season 3 to "The Copycats", Donielle T. Hansley Jr., rest of season 5 onward). Gumball's other family members—his intellectual sister Anais (Kyla Rae Kowalewski) and stay-at-home father Richard (Dan Russell), both rabbits, and workaholic mother Nicole (Teresa Gallagher), a cat—often find themselves involved in Gumball's exploits. Gumball attends school with his siblings at Elmore Junior High, where throughout the series he interacts with his various middle school classmates, most prominently his love interest and eventual girlfriend Penny Fitzgerald (also Gallagher). Why it Rocks ------------ Impressively creative, beautiful and colorful animation, which is some of the best looking shows ever created on Cartoon Network. Great and likable characters such as Darwin and Penny. Awesome and very expressive voice acting. Entertaining and fast-paced plots.

One of the most well profound singles released by Your Favorite Martian on April 25, 2012 before their defunct. The song is written between one lover to another. They are separated by distance, but the love between them still remains strong. While the main character’s name is “Jupiter”, it could be possible that they are a lover or could be the actual planet. (Lyrics) -------- [Verse 1] There's nothing left to say I'm not with you You lie so far away from the truth [Chorus] Jupiter, you're on my mind The clock will turn the gears of time I only want to be with you Symmetry can lean askew [Refrain] It's gripping on my mind I'll stay impossible to define while you're away [Verse 2] There's still nothing to say I'm not with you Sometimes the path least traveled is the avenue The stranger in your life you thought you knew How can I be yellow and still so blue? [Chorus] Jupiter, you're on my mind The clock will turn the gears of time I only want to be with you Symmetry can lean askew It's gripping on my mind I'll stay impossible to define while you're away You're away Jupiter, you're on my mind The clock will turn the gears of time I only want to be with you Symmetry can lean askew Videos ------ JupiterJUPITER - (Your Favorite Martian music video)

A cover of the 2010 hit song “Love The Way You Lie” by Eminem featuring Rihanna. (Lyrics) -------- [Intro: Benatar] Just gonna stand there and watch me burn But that's alright because I like the way it hurts Just gonna stand there and hear me cry But that's alright because I love the way you lie I love the way you lie [Verse 1: Puff Puff] I can't tell you what it really is I can only tell you what it feels like And right now it's a steel knife in my windpipe I can't breathe but I still fight while I can fight As long as the wrong feels right it's like I'm in flight High off of love, drunk from my hate It's like I'm huffing paint and I love it the more I suffer, I suffocate And right before I'm about to drown, she resuscitates me She \*\*\*\*\*\*\* hates me and I love it Wait! Where you going? "I'm leaving you" No you ain't! Come back, we're running right back Here we go again It's so insane cause when it's going good, it's going great I'm Superman with the wind at his back, she's Lois Lane But when it's bad it's awful, I feel so ashamed I snapped Who's that dude? I don't even know his name I laid hands on her, I'll never stoop so low again I guess that I don't know my own strength [Hook: Benatar] Just gonna stand there and watch me burn But that's alright because I like the way it hurts Just gonna stand there and hear me cry But that's alright because I love the way you lie I love the way you lie [Verse 2: Puff Puff] You ever love somebody so much you can barely breathe when you're with 'em? You meet, and neither one of you even know what hit 'em Got that warm fuzzy feeling Yeah, them chills you used to get 'em Now you're getting \*\*\*\*\*\*\* sick of looking at 'em You swore you'd never hit 'em; never do nothing to hurt 'em Now you're in each other's face spewing venom in your words when you spit them You push, pull each other's hair, scratch, claw, bit 'em Throw 'em down, pin 'em So lost in the moments when you're in them It's the rage that took over it controls you both So they say you're best to go your separate ways Guess if they don't know you 'cause today that was yesterday Yesterday is over, it's a different day Sound like broken records playing over But you promised her, ext time you show restraint You don't get another chance Life is no Nintendo game But you lied again Now you get to watch her leave out the window Guess that's why they call it window pane [Hook: Benatar] Just gonna stand there and watch me burn But that's alright because I like the way it hurts Just gonna stand there and hear me cry But that's alright because I love the way you lie I love the way you lie [Verse 3: Puff Puff] Come inside, pick up your bags off the sidewalk Don't you hear sincerity in my voice when I talk Told you this is my fault Look me in the eyeball Next time I'm pissed, I'll lay my fist at the drywall Next time? There won't be no next time! I apologize even though I know its lies I'm tired of the games I just want her back I know I'm a liar If she ever tries to \*\*\*\*\*\*\* leave again Im'a tie her to the bed and set this house on fire! [Hook: Benatar] Just gonna stand there and watch me burn But that's alright because I like the way it hurts Just gonna stand there and hear me cry But that's alright because I love the way you lie I love the way you lie Credits ------- Ray William Johnson(Vocal role) Jesse Cale(Vocal role) Rafael Serrano(Mixing) Rafael Serrano (Guitar role) Glasgow Phillips(Executive Producer role) Cella Duffy (Supervising Director) Phil Haney (Producer role) Sam Sero (Digital Mastering role) Conor Gordon (Assistant Editor) Kenny Gage & Andy Pagana (Animation Produced role) Mark Aguilar (Art Director) Edward Tran (Video Director) Videos ------ LOVE THE WAY YOU LIE (rock cover of Eminem-Rihanna)Love the Way You Lie

Puff Puff Humbert is the lead singer of Your Favorite Martian, and often considered the band's leader. He is voiced by Ray William Johnson. Description ----------- Puff is portrayed as a rude and rather crude person, shown to be constantly insulting his band. It's said that hemight have anger problems, as shown in ROAD RAGE. However, he seems to care about his grandma a lot, as it was shown pretty often in YFMTS, where he was gentle and kind to her. Puff is also in a relationship with Tig. Trivia ------ * In April 2011, before the band members' names had been official confirmed, Ray William Johnson stated that the singer's name was "**Puff Puff Humbert**." Or **"Puff Puff"** Funnily enough however, there are some errors in a few of the Studio Ladybug animations that incorrectly label him as "Ray" * Contrary to popular belief, Puff Puff is not meant to be Ray William Johnson. He was intended to be his own character and it has been stated that Ray simply provides the voice for him. * Puff, along with Axel, do not seem to like Benatar very much, as they often make degrading comments towards him. This could be friendly bantering, but it is not clear. * Puff was raised by his grandma. * Puff Puff seems to have had a life-long crush on Tig. This long-term interest is shown in TIG OL' BITTIES, MY BALLS (alt rock cover), Gentlemen's Ballad (I'm A Ho), Uno Reverse, Date Myself and some of YFMTS. Although, Puff seems to only be into her for her bust size. * Puff seems to have the most reused animations throughout the time YFM was animated by Cosmic Toast Studios, most notably a specific hand motion. * He appears to be the only band member whose eyes are visible throughout all of Gen 1. Transphobic Techno, Tig Ol' Bitties, and Orphan Tears (Part 1) are the only minor exceptions. * Puff has appeared and had a vocal part in almost every song to date, with the exception of Transphobic Techno. * Puff had a slightly different design in WHIP YO KIDS, featuring more detailed eyes, and a differently shaped pair of glasses. * In ISO TANK, he mentioned that he's short. This may reference that Ray William Johnson, who does the voice of Puff, is 5'6 and considered short. * Puff is able to play piano, as seen in MY BALLS and Zombie Love Song. stealed from yfmpedia Gallery ------- Puff from a YFMTS StoryboardYfm First AppearanceYfm Gen 2 AppearanceYFMTSWYK Puff