My host has me over a barrel.  I've placed myself in a pickle. How to handle?
pistoriusp: Move your static files to a different subdomain / host or vhost. (AWS?)Turn Keep-Alive Off. (If you're site doesn't have tightly packed multiple requests). The default is 15 seconds, I saw a 50% speed increase when I disabled this.
Set MaxRequestsPerChild to 500, in case your code is leaking.