playin' the stocks game
tom_rath: With $2,000, the best investment you can make is purchasing quality, non-perishable dry goods in bulk as you spot them on sale.That's not sarcasm.  You'll be eating and wearing out your stuff one way or another and buying a year's worth of rice, grass seed, socks, underwear, cat litter, detergent, toothpaste, etc. when you spot it on sale could shave 20%+ off your living expenses.So, a greater than 20% return.  No risk, no taxes, and no commission paid.  You really can't do better than that to put an extra $500 in your pocket two years from now.