 Please don't submit April Fools stories.  Please don't vote them up.
Sukotto: Personally I find April 1 to be one of my most productive days of the year.  It's the one day I tend to stay away from tech-news sites since I cannot trust that the news is genuine.It's only a happy coincidence that I even noticed this thread as I was switching to the "no news" version of my iGoogle page.Enjoy your prank day guys (seriously. Have fun). I'll give it a few days for the joke stories to fall off the front pages of HN, /., etc.