What language do you think in?
keyist: I think in the subdialect of English known as social media stream of consciousness.Ask Lazyweb about my blog's new design... that's like using the crowd as a source of wisdom... crowdsourcing...
OMG I invented a new word wait check urbandictionary... oh cool I'm getting answers... upvote... hmm this submission is tangentially related to my blog, i'll promote it in the  comments... 
upvote... hmm should I change my profile from 'social media expert' to 'social media genius'? Too
forward? Oooh one of my older tweets is getting retweeted... Follower count... damn, just got rickrolled again! Hmm the world is 
moving to Twitter... it's a killer of something... subscriptions... RSS... hmm there's a photo of me that isn't
tagged, let's come up with a clever nickname for myself in that tag... RSS Killer... means RSS is dead...
Email alert... new follower!  w00t fellow social media expert... I'll follow her too... doesn't
seem as smart as me though... oh shit, it's Follow Friday! who's mentioned me? who's mentioned me? hmm  I need a "10 Things" post to submit to Digg... 10 Things I like 
about you... funny movie, who was that actress? check imdb... is it in my Netflix queue?  Oooh shiny funny new failblog post...
I wonder what's new in the app store...</satire>