Cool Things You've Done (Brag Thread)
aaronz3: * Owned my own incorporated business at the age of 15 (Looking back, it was kindof dumb.  It was essentially just freelancing with a shitload of paperwork attached).  I dissolved it at 18 when I went to college.* Self taught every programming language I know (Started with BASIC, then JavaScript and PHP, did some windows programming in VB, then later VB.NET and now doing asp programming in C#.  I've also toyed with Objective-C/C/C++)
I'm really impressed by some of the comments here.  I've had a better understanding of these languages than most of my professors (which probably speaks more to the quality of my school than my programming ability)