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"Yeah, baby!" "Hi, I'm Dixie." "Dixie Normous." "I may just be a small town FBI-agent, slash single mother." "But I'm still tough...and sexy." "Well, Miss Normous..." "Shall we shag now or shag later?" "Oh Austin...behave." "Hey Powers!" "You better watch your freaking self." "Because this is one doctor who does make house calls." "Right, Mini-Me?" "Hey, assholes!" "I'm right over here, I'm Mine-Me." "Come and get me!" " And cut!" " That's a cut everybody." "So, Austin, what did you think of the opening credits?" "Well, I can't believe Sir Steven Spielberg, the grooviest film maker in history of cinema, is making a movie about my life." "Very shagadelic baby, yeah!" "Having said that, I do have some thoughts." "Really?" "My friend here thinks it's fine the way it is." "Well no offense Sir Stevie, but you gotta have Mojo baby, yeah!" "Hit it!" "Ladies and Gentlemen." "Sir Quincy Jones." "This is where the movie get its Mojo, baby." "Alright, everybody." "Music video, take 2." "It's Britney Spears!" "Oops." "I did it again, baby." "Welcome back Herr Doctor." "How was space?" "Space was cool, wasn't it Mini-Me?" "Doctor Evil, while you were in space." "I created a way for us to make huge sums of legitimate money." "And still maintain the ethics in the business practices of an evil organization." " I have turned us into a talent agency." "The Hollywood Talent Agency." " Really?" "By charging A-list clients 9 % rather that the traditional 10 %." "We've been able to sign such stars such as George Clooney, " " Julia Roberts." "And Leo DiCaprio." "Leo!" "And the best part of the whole scheme is, we all get our own assistance." "Hi, I'm Number 3." "I'm really excited to be a part of the team, here in HTA." "Very impressive, Number 2, but I finally have the perfect plan." "In the 70s, there lived a Dutch metallurgical heathenish, by the name of Johann Van Der Smut." "He loved gold so much he even lost his genitaliens in an unfortunate smelting accident." "Hence the name..." "Goldmember." "He invented a cold fusion power unit for a..."Tractorbeam"." ""Tractorbeam"" "Powerful enough to pull a meteor to Earth." "The meteor was called..."Midas 22"." "It's made of solid gold...is he sleeping?" "Well, that's okay." "I guess Mini-Me won't get any, CHOCOLATE!" "You want down Mini-Me?" "Use your words like a big boy clone." "He's okay!" "Here's the chocolate." "It's from Brugge." "That's in Belgium, that's where daddy's from." "Check out Mini-Me." "He's gone mental on candied chocolate." "It's like freakin' catnip for clothes." " Your chair, Dr. Evil." " Thank you." "Thanks, scedadum, right." "You know, when you have kids, I think your gonna find out that all kids are different, ey?" "For example:" "Mini-Me loves chocolate." "Scotty don't!" "Well, I love chocolate fine." "I just..." "Scotty don't!" "Oh yeah, very familiar, hang on, let me do what I do." "Would you stop..." "How about I what?" "What do you..." "I don't even..." "Honestly, isn't this..." "How about you don't, ladies and gentlemen, Scotty don't." "Dr. Evil, perhaps it's time, that you finish unveiling your plan." "Yes, thank you Number 2." "Ladies and gentlemen, my plan is..." "Scotty don't." "Oh, come on, you're such a lame ass!" "You know what?" "This is causing me serious psychological harm!" "I don't know." "Who am I?" "Fine." "You know what?" "I would love some chocolate." " Here you go." " Thank you." "Heel Mini-Me!" "Come on!" "You okay, Mini-Me?" "Did I pull too hard?" "I don't want to hurt you." " Dr. Evil." " Yo?" "What does Goldmember's plan have to do with us?" "Our earlier attempts of the tractorbeam went through several preparations." "Preparation A through G were a complete failure." "But now ladies and gentlemen, we finally have a working tractorbeam." "Which we shall call "Preparation H"." "What?" "Why don't you just call it "Operation Ass-creamy", ass?" "I'm sorry did you want some ice-cream?" "Yes, I'd love some chocolate ass-cream." "Perhaps later." "Dr. Evil, I love your plan." "Ja, Herr Doctor, it's a really good plan." "Yes, Frau, on the whole, I think Preparation H fells good." "What is it now?" "No, nothing." "You know what?" "I agree..." "Preparation H does feel good." "On the hole." "Well, I'm glad wir sprechen sie the same lingity." "Ladies and gentlemen." "Using my time machine I shall travel back to 1975." "Pick up Goldmember and bring him back to the future." "And the best part of this plan is..." "No one can stop me." "Not even..." "Austin Powers." "Not so fast." "You're sorrounded Dr. Evil." "Shit!" "Dr. Evil, the world court sentences you to 400 years." "Do you have anything to say?" "No, but I think Mini-Me does." "Looks like two eggs and a hankie." "The criminal genius known as, Dr. Evil and his clone were sentenced today at the world organization." "For his efforts, Austin Powers, the son of England's most famous spy, Nigel Powers." "Will be knighted by The Queen at Buckingham Palace." "Arise, Sir Austin Powers." "Thank you, Your Majesty." "Your father must be very proud of you." "Oh, yeah." "Come on dad, stand up and take a bow." ""Daddy wasn't there" Peace!" "I am a sexy beast." "It's Austin Powers, you're so funny." "Also very sexy." "Can I have an autograph?" "Of course, your name is?" "Fook Mi." "Oh behave, baby." "Now your name is?" "Fook Mi." "You kiss your mother with that mouth?" "Fook Mi, like this." "Oh I see." "Your name is Fook Mi." "You want a drink?" "Yes of course, but I have private bar in the back, that you are more than welcome to use..." "Here you go." "Fook Mi!" "That was fast!" "Fook Yu." "Oh, you're going the right way for a smack-bottom and I don't care who knows it!" "Austin." "This is my twin sister, her name, Fook Yu." "Fook Yu..." "Fook Mi." "Twins...twins" "Twins." "Yes." "We're going to see the twins." "I also think Austin Powers is very sexy." "We think you're very great." "We make you sleepy?" "Well, you make me many things, but sleepy is not one of them." " We give you top secret massage." " Yes, top secret massage, baby!" "Sorry about that, I swear to God, that never happens." "Yes, hold on a tick." "Okay, now where were we, baby?" "Ah, Austin." "I'm sorry to interrupt." "Twins, Basil." "Twins." "Austin, it's your father." " What?" " He's been kidnapped." "Very heavy, man." "Oh, so that's why my father wasn't at the knighting ceremony." "Well, no actually." "He was kidnapped after you were knighted." "He was last seen on his yatch." "Oh, yes." "The "HMS Shag-at-sea"." " Exactly, just take a look." "Gentlemen fall in." "Austin, these men were signed to guard you father." "Okay, chaps, chins up, trousers down." "I think we may have found a clue." "Gold blimey!" "All your privates have had their privates painted gold." "How bizarre." "Imagine, guilded tally-wackers, golden wedding-tackle, fourteen-carat trousers snakes..." " That's enough." " Okay." "Basil, there is only one person in the world, who truly understand the psychology of a mad man..." " Dr. Evil." " Dr. Evil." "I've been expecting you, Mr. Powers." "My father is missing." "Yes, I've heard." "How ironic." "You finally caught me, yet now you need me more that ever." "But then again, you've always needed me, haven't you Mr. Powers?" "Remember when I told you, we are not so different you and I?" "We are not so different you and I." " See, I did say that." " Very clever." "Now who has my father?" "Oh, oh...someone have some daddy issues." "Nothing could be my father from the truth." " You said my father." " No, I didn't." "Didn't, did not." "For me this is a dad issue." "Daddy love me." "It seems the knighting ceremony wasn't the only time your... daddy let you down." "Remember that day at the academy?" "Think!" "It was graduation." "Yeah, baby, yeah." "Do I make you horny, baby?" "That, that's the spot." "Right there." "Have you ever heard of knocking, man?" " Right!" " We were just getting started." "Don't forget, Mr. Powers, may tell you about the brief oral exam." "When I have the bit, it's mostly oral, and not too...brief, baby." "You know, brief and oral exam." "It looks like Master Evil is the top-contender for this year's International Man of Mystery." "He's number one in the class." "Hey, everybody, I'm Number 1." "Hello, I'm Number 2." "Nice to meet you Number 2." "But, now I'm going to be named this year's International Man of Mystery." "Who throws a cup cake?" "Honestly?" "And now it's time for award of greatest honour." "This year's International Man of Mystery is..." " Austin Powers!" " Well done Austin." "It has always been my dream to win this award just like my dad." "Glad he could be here." "Stand up, dad." "Take a bow." "Dad?" "I had the best grades in the class, and I didn't get diddly squat." " Here we go." " Tell me Mr. Powers." "What did you find on those sailors?" "A golden surprise?" "Perhaps?" "How did...yes...all the sailors had their meat and two vege painted gold." "Yes, it's the distinctive calling card of a criminal master mind." "The abil named..." "Goldmember." "How can I find this Goldmember?" "Quid pro quo, Mr Powers." "Yes, squid pro row." "I'll give you Goldmember." "You give me a transfer to a regular prison." "So that I could be with my beloved Mini-Me." "Okay." "I'll get you a transfer to a regular prison." "Now where's Goldmember?" "Not where Mr. Powers, but when." "1975 'Studio 69' Disco." "New York City." "Corner 69 and 8th." "You go now, Mr. Powers." "Fly fly." "I'll get it." "Instead of hiding your father in some remote location." "Goldmember's hiding in 1975." "So our engineers has crafted this vehicle, to time travel to the 70s." " Smashing, Basil." "A pimp mobile." " Yes, yes, I knew it would tickle your fancy." "What can I say?" "Look." "Cough..." "Here we go, 1975." "Good luck, Austin." "1975, yeah baby, yeah!" "Good evening, everybody." "And welcome to Studio 69." "Here he is, ladies and gentlemen, Goldmember." "Everybody, I'm from Holland!" "Isn't that wierd?" "Well." "If it isn't Austin Powers." "I'm sorry?" "You got a lot of nerve, jagging your jive white ass in here." "I don't belive we have met." "It's me Foxxy." "Foxxy Cleopatra." "Long time no see." "Stop!" "We can't be seen talking to each other." "You dig?" "I'm using this cat as a distration." "I get it, yes, very clever." "First things first." "Eight years and no phonecall?" "Nobody stands up Foxxy Cleopatra!" "Where have you been?" "Listen Foxxy." "I just want you to know I never intended to hurt you, baby." "Well, all I know is." "Momma only got a taste of honey." "But she wanted the whole beehive." " Oh, beehive!" " You always knew how to make me smile." "Well you know it's a gift really, I...what am I doing?" "Foxxy, what are you doing i Goldmember's club?" "I'm undercover." "About a year ago, my partner at the bureau was killed." "And that jive-ass turkey, Goldmember is the prime suspect." "Your father is in the back room under heavy guard." "Thanks Foxxy." "Austin, good luck." "Dad!" "Hello son." "Just overpowering my guards." "I'm here to rescue you." "Come quickly!" "I got a better idea." "Why don't you rescue me in about...what seven or eight minuts?" "Knock it off." "I don't wanna see my dad on the job." "Come on let's go." "Okay, I'm sorry." "I'm sorry girls." "I gotta..." "What's wrong with your neck?" "I took a Viagra, it got stuck in my throat and I've had a stiff neck for hours." "Listen, dad, if you are gonna talk about naughty things infront of these American girls." "Then at least speak english-english." "All right, my son." "God, that was good times, son." "Welcome to 1975, Austin Powers and fassia." "Excuse me, while I change, the hola boogie has made me sweaty." "You see Mr. Powers." "I love gold." "The look of it, the taste of it, the smell of it, the texture..." "I love gold so much that I even lost my genitalier in an unfortunate smelting accident." "Hence the name..." "Goldmember." "We're both swingers, you see?" "You have a toite body." "Yesh, I see that from your toite bands." "Yesh, you are toite like a toiger!" "Would you like a shmoke and a pancake?" "A what?" "A shmoke and a pancake?" "You, know. flapjack and a cigarette?" "Hm?" "All right." "Shigar and a waffle?" "No?" "Pipe and a crepe?" "No?" "Bong and a blintz?" "Oh, well." "Then there is no pleasing you." "That's not right." "Uh, hello, what have we here?" "That's a keeper, yesh." "Put it in the skin-box, please." "I'm peeling." "Oh, that's just disgusting." "Quickly, quickly, thank you." "Save me for myself." "You're insane Goldmember!" ""And that's the away, uh-huh uh-huh, I like it."" "K.C. and the Sunshine Band." "Alright, Goldmember." "Don't play the laughing boy." "There are only two things, I can't stand in this world:" "People who are intolerant of other people's cultures." "And the Dutch." "What?" "Take the fassia away." "Dutch-hater." "And now it is time to say goodbye." "Dr. Evil's orders." ""Which for you is bad news, bears."" "Walter Matthau." "Sha-zam!" "Up yours jive-turkey." "Traitor!" "Here's the gun, point it at him." "2002!" " They're taking my father to the time machine." " You say what-machine?" "Come on now." "This way, sugar!" "That was close Foxxy, I owe you one." "Austin, I found this in Goldmember's office." " It's a microfilm, maybe a clue." " Smashing." "I wanna go to the future with you." "We can catch Goldmember together." "I owe it to my partner." "I should warn you Foxxy, 2002 is very different." "Well, the future better get ready for me." "Because I'm Foxxy Cleopatra." "And I'm a whole lotta woman!" "2002, here we come!" "All visitations limited five minuts." "No spitting in the visitors room." "Herr Doctor." "I have some news." "It's your son." " He wants to take over the family business." " Scotty does?" " He's gotten so evil he's even started losing his hair." " I know, it's sweet." "Oh, he just wants to make you proud, Herr Doctor." "After all it's hard on the boy not having a father." "You know." "First you were frozen, then you were in space, now you're in jail." "Don't tell me he feels neglected." "I was adopted by freakin' Belgians." "You were adopted?" "I never met my birth parents." "There was a car accident." "I'm told that it was a beautiful Belgium day." "The smell of waffles and brussels sprout filled the summer air...until..." "My birthmother was incinerated." "I only survived because of her smoking carcass formed a protective coocoon of slaughtered human effluence." "A Belgium man and his 15-year old love slave with wet feet was looting the accident scene, they come across a bloodsoaked baby...moi!" "They raised me to be evil." "You know, that old chestnut." "Ja." "But nothing compares to this." "Being inside the belly of the beast, night after night all alone..." "Daddy's all pant up, let's freak." "Times up!" "Visitings hours are over." "Get to the line." "Cuffs up!" "Move it!" "Hi there." "How are you sleeping?" "Good?" "Gentlemen, listen up, ya'll." "Here's the new plan." "You're gonna start a riot." "And we're gonna walk out the front door." "Hey man, I know guys on crack that makes more sense than you." "Really?" "Then let me put it to you this way, 'coz..." "Alright, listen up!" "Tonight 8 PM you're gonna start a riot." "Yes, Dr. Evil!" "Attention all guards." "There is a riot in progress." "Seal all exits!" "Attention, Dr. Evil and his clone are trying to escape." "All guards report to cell block A immediately..." "There you are." "Good morning, sunshine." "Good morning." "How did you sleep?" " Great!" " Me too." "If these lips could talk." "Oh, hello." "You have the right to remain sexy, sugar." "Oh, I hope there's a search involved." "You got mail." "So, what does this thing do?" "Well, it's called the Internet." "It complete revolutionize the way we live and access vital information." "For example, have a look at this." " Now that's vital information!" " I know it's amazing." " Oh, Basil, what's happening, baby?" " A lot is happening Foxxy." "Dr. Evil has escaped." "The good news is one of our agents has managed to infiltrate Dr. Evil's organization." "Excellent, Basil we have been tried for years, to get a mole inside Dr. Evil's lair." " We now have that mole." " Yes." "Ah, and here he is." "So, you're the..." "Mo...mo...mo..." "Most...most...most excellent agent we've ever seen." "Yes, the most excellent agent we've ever seen." "Thank you." "Thank you." "Now I wasn't able to get the exact location." "But I did learn that Dr. Evil has moved to a new lair outside Tokyo, Japan." "By the way I realize that I have a large mole on my face." "Where?" "What?" "Where's that mole?" "I didn't see one." "I also realize the ironi, that I am myself...a mole." "No one would make that connection." "Anyway...well done, old chap." "Jolly good work." "Nice to mole you...meet you!" " Nice to meet you, Mole!" "Don't say mole." " Stop!" " I said mole." " Stop!" " Bye" " Mole!" "Mole!" "Mole!" "Oh, shut up!" "Moley, moley, moley, moley, moley!" "Up periscope." "Ladies and gentlemen." "Welcome to my new submarine lair." "It's long and hard, and full of seamen." "Nothing?" "No?" "Not even a titter?" "Tough sub." " Dr. Evil, You look very toit!" "Yesh, toit like a toiger!" "Yesh Yesh Yesh!" " Really?" "Yesh, you look like a "macho-man"." "Village People." "You know, Goldmember?" "I don't think that's something one dude should say to another dude!" "Yeah!" "A little creepy!" "Ooh yesh!" "Yesh yesh yesh yesh!" "This is a keeper!" "Alright... you're not going to put that skin in your mouth, are you?" "You did... ok... that's just gross!" "Yesh, salty!" "Yesh that was good!" "Ladies and gentlemen." "As you know." "We've been designing a "tractorbeam"." "Code name Preparation H." "It's powerful enough to pull the meteor..."Midas 22"." "Into a collision course with the Earth, upon entering the atmosphere the hot ball of magma." "Will strike and melt the polar icecaps, causing a global flood." "But enough of my technical mumbo-jumbo." "Allow me to demonstrate." "Lower the globe." "Lower the globe!" "Av, av..." "Scheisse." "Well, congratulations numb nuts... you've succeeded in turning me into a frickin' Jack in the box!" "Get it off." "Get it off!" "It's dark." "It's dark." "I'm okay, I'm okay." "Release the meteor." "Release the meteor!" "No way!" "Right in the kanickies!" "God dammit!" "Guys!" "Way to go a-hole!" "All right hold on, let me try to find my balls for God's sakes!" "One, two... and three, okay." "I'm okay!" "Dr. Evil, we still have the ultimate insurances policy." "May I present to you the very sexual, the very toite." "Austin Powers fassia." "His what?" "His fassia Dr. Evil." "His ferder?" " What's a ferder?" "His fassia!" "You know, the fassia." "Yeah Goldmember, I dont speak freaky-deaky dutch." "Okay perv boy?" "Fassia, his dad, dad is fassia." "Oh his dad, oh his FATHER." "Yes, that's the right accent." "Isn't that wierd." "Father, father." " Ah, Nigel Powers." " Hello, hello." "Bring him to me!" "Easy peasy lemon squeezy!" "Put the guns down." "Is this the first day on the job or something?" "Look, this is how it goes..." "You attack me one at a time." "And I knock you out in a single punch." "Okay, go!" "Oh, he's good." "Do you know who I am?" "Have you any idea how many anonymous henchmen I've killed over the years?" "And look at you." "You haven't even got a name tag." "You got no chance!" "Why don't you just fall down?" "Alright, Dr. Evil give yourself up, while you still got a chance." "Okay, okay." "You got me." "Nigel Powers, meet..." "Mini-Me." "Oh, blimey." "I though I smelled cabbage." "Take hime away!" "Dr. Evil, can I paint his yoo-hoo gold?" "It's kindda my thing, you know?" "How about no, you crazy Dutch bastard!" "Attention henchmen." "It's health week." "Don't forget your physical." "Dr. Evil's orders." "You know, I think it's a shame the way they treat you." "Just because you're one-eight their size." "Doesn't mean you deserve one-eight of their respect." "Mini fella." "I'm..." "I'm curious." "Is everything in proportion." "You know your bobby dangler, - your general, two colonels." "Your giggle stick, master of ceremonies." "Yeah, don't be shy, let's have a look." "My word!" "You're a tripod." "What do you feed that thing?" "It's like a baby's arm holding an apple." "The good news is." "If you ever get tired." "You can use it as a kick-stand." "I think we both know who the real brain is behind this operation." "Tokyo, a go go, baby, yeah!" "What's kicking, Basil?" "A lot's kicking, Foxxy." "Austin?" "One of Dr. Evil's henchmen has been spotted at the Asahi Sumo Arena." " See there immediately." " Thanks, Basil." "Ah, Jesus Christ, this diaper is making my nuts rub together." "It's gonna start a fire!" "That's Fat Bastard!" "Do you know what my favorite Helen Hunt movie is?" "TWISTER!" " That's not right." " Sure ain't." "Are we done here?" "I've gotta take a crap." "Wait a tic." "Something doesn't smell right." "And I think it's Fat Bastard." "You okay, Austin?" "Sound as a pound, love." "I didn't have any corn!" "Hey diaper-lady!" "Here's my diaper." "I think I might have pinched one off to soon." "I left a rosebud in there for you." "You really are a fat bastard!" "You know, that hurts my feelings." "I'm trying to go on a diet, you know." "The zoan." "You know curbs are the enemy." "Oh...who's your friend?" "Oh, I liked to have a go with that filly." "Do you find me sexy?" "Look at my titties!" "Shut your mouth!" "Alright, that's enough!" " Okay, you got me, put it there, would you?" " Okay." "Come here, you!" "Oh, my titties!" "You give me a nipple!" "I've got you now!" "Come here you!" "Prepare for the ultimate wire-fighting manoeuvre!" "I just hope my wire-fighting team is ready!" " Cranky!" " Oh, great, isn't this magical?" "One of my wires broke." "Your under arrest, sugar!" "Okay, Fat Bastard, who's the Japanese cat you make a exchange with?" "All right." "His name is Roboto." "He owns Roboto Industries." "He's designing some contraption for Dr. Evil..." "I don't know..." " The tractorbeam." " The tractorbeam." "That's it!" "Listen, do you honestly think that crime can pay?" "Well, to be honest with you, I've been trying to go legit." "I really take my sumo wrestling seriously, you know." "But when you are an overweight child." "In this society that demands perfection." "Like your sense of right, wrong, fair and unfair." "We'll always be tragically scud." "Did you just soil yourself?" "Maybe." "It did sound a little wet, didn't it, right in the end, uhh..." "Let's have a smell, alright." "Wafting, wafting." "Well, everyone likes there own brand, don't they?" "This is magic!" "Alright, analysis." "Smells like carrots and throw up." "That could gag a maggot!" "Smells like hot, sick arse and a dead carcass." "Even stink would say that that stinks!" "You know when you go to the apartment building, and you smell others people's cookin' on each floor, and you go: "What are they cooking'"." "That, plus crap!" " Hey pa!" " Hey Scotty!" "How you been sport..." "I got you a present." "Really?" "Open the tank." "Open the tank!" "Are those sharks with laserbeams attached to their heads?" "Cool!" "You mean I actually have fricken' sharks with fricken' laser beams attached to their fricken' heads?" "You're the best evil son an evil dad could ever ask for." "I love you, dad." "I love you, son." "Starting moment..." "Scotty!" "Come here." "Pop a squat, right next to daddy!" "Mini-Me, move down the bench." "There's a power struggle." "Scotty's on fire!" "Alright, it's getting crowded in here." "Everyone out, everyone out, come on!" "Not you, Scotty." "Not you, Number 2." "Not you, Frau." "Not you, Goldmember." "Not you guys back there." "Not you henchman holding wrench." "Not you henchman arbitrarily turning knobs making it seam like your doing something." "This is uncomfortable!" "The tiny one can't take a hint." "He doesn't understand, He's small." "Hello Foxxy." "Austin." "We've comfirmed what Fat Bastard told you about Roboto is accurate." "He was hired by Dr. Evil to contruct Preparation H." "So Roboto had the technology to build Goldmember's tractorbeam." "Which means Roboto will lead us to Goldmember." "Which means Goldmember will lead us to my father." " You speak Japanese?" " A little." "Well you might be a cunning linguist, but I'm a master debator." "I'm looking for my father." "He was kidnapped." "Please eat what?" "Wait." "He said: "Please eat some shitake mushrooms."" "Tell me." "What do you know about...s...my father's where...about...s." "You're ass is happy?" "No!" "He said: "Your assignment is an unhappy one"." "Nice potty-mouth, dirtbag." "Yes." "Quite off topic, thank you very much." "Why don't I just speak in English?" "That would be a good idea, now wouldn't it?" "That way I wouldn't miss-read the subtitles making you it seem like you're saying that are dirty." "I'm sorry to hear about your father." "But I can't help you." "Please excuse me." "I have another appointment." "By the way..." "Mr. Roboto is lying to us." "Tell me something I don't know." "I open-mouth kissed a horse once." " Say-what?" " That's something you don't know." "My spider-senses tells me that my father is still in this building." "You keep a look out." "I'm gonna try to sneak in." "Sha-zam!" "Come on, sugar." "There is Goldmember and Roboto." "Yesh." "Very impressive put Preparation H into my stooping transporten." "You need this to tone the tractorbeam." "It's a gold key." "Smarty pants." "Let's spread out." "Hands up, Goldmember!" "It's payback time." "Sure you can kill me." "But then, what happens to Austin Powers' fassia?" "Dad!" "Yesh!" "And now he's going to have an unfortunate smelting accident." "Don't worry dad!" "I'm here to rescue you." "May I point out, that last time around you fell into to an obvious trap." "Now your're trying to save me instead of stopping Goldmember." "Please, I'm not gonna let Goldmember get away!" "Austin, Goldmember is getting away." "Hello, hello, aren't you gonna introduce us Austin?" "Foxxy, this is..." "Powers." "Nigel Powers." "Is that Eau de Fleuratia your wearing?" "Yes, it is." "That's how a woman should smell." "Especially one as beautiful as you." "My my...even in the face of danger you live up to your reputation." "Get on with it!" "I got an idea." "Your spycar is a mini." "It's not the size mate." "It's how you use it." "You know I would have found my way out, very well." "What?" "I saved your life!" "Listen." "Should have been doing your job!" "Oh, your welcome, mate." "Shut up and turn around, please!" "Run!" "It's Godzilla!" "It looks like Godzilla." "But due to International Copyright Laws...it's not." "Still we should run, like it is Godzilla!" "Though it isn't." "There is Goldmember." "Greater-greater one-niner, this is Goldie-van." "Over." "10-4 there, Goldie-van this is Rubber-ducky, what's your ten-twenty?" "Over." "I've got Preparation H in rear and smoke in the barrel of my backdoor..." "Viva las convoy." "Over." "Yee-haa." "Copy that you son-of-a-bitch powder of monkeynuts." "Open wide there Rubber-ducky, I'm entering your mouth now." "Over." "Great, Goldmember got away." "Now what?" "I think it's obvious, we should take Dr. Evil's lair by force." " You can be my backup, son." " Backup?" "Well that's fairly condescending." "Do you think Dr. Evil's is gonna expect an attack?" "We should infiltrate his lair." "It's aint my first rodeo, cowboy." "We need commandos, scuba...gadgets for god-sake." "Well, I don't like to use gadgets." "Outside the bedroom, I thank you..." "You know." "I think being frozen, damaged your brain." "Really?" "And how would you know?" "This is the most time we ever spent together, since...ever!" "What are you saying, son?" "What boy learned to drive a car with machineguns on it?" "Or had a helicopter you could fit in a nutsack?" "What about you Swedish nanny, Helga?" "Oh, yes, Helga!" "Let's say I didn't hire her for the cooking." "She stayed on, until you were 24." "We were mates you and I." "I didn't need a friend." "I needed a father." "You know I have risked my life trying to save you." "And you still don't give me any respect." "Respect?" "Come on." "If you got an issue, here's your tissue." "That is not funny." "Well, I suppose we better go our seperate ways then?" "Fine." "Fine." "So." "I've been assigned to welcome you to the Ministry of Defense." "I have a letter from my director personally thanking you for switching sides." "I...can't wait to inform Austin of your defection." "Oh." "Hello Basil." "Yes, Austin should be here any second." "Yes, I'm in Austin's hotel room right now." "Assasin!" "Try to kill me will ya?" "Oh." "You wanna be friends, huh?" "Wait a tick." "I'm not falling for that again!" "But, at least he didn't mention it." "Yes, I realize he can't talk." "Listen I think Dr. Evil treated him badly." "And that's why he has decided to help us." "Come back here, you little bugger." "Oh, yes." "I'm sure Austin and Mini-Me, will get along famously." "I guarantee nothing will happen to Mini-Me in my watch." "Come here you bugger, I got ya." "Oh, I think he and Austin will be united in their commitment to the mission of stopping Dr. Evil." "Austin." "There you are." "I have come to tell you the good news." "Mini-Me has..." " switched sides." "Sorry about that, old chap." "Welcome aboard." "My mole-stake." "What was that?" "Listen." "Just get it out of you system." " No I'm fine." " I insist." "We could work together better if you just..." "Mole!" "Bloody mole!" "We are not supposed to talk about the bloody mole, but there's a bloody mole winking me in the face!" "I'm gonna chop it off, and cut it off." "And make some guacamole!" " Better?" " Yeah." "So you decided to join us, huh, Mini-Me?" "And welcome to the good side, my mini-brother." "And thank you for the map for Dr. Evil's sub." "What's this?" "It says: "Dr. Evil's tractorbeam is now complete" "there is not much time." "Dr. Evil must pay!"" ""You are so beautiful."" ""Are you a clone of an angel?"" "That is so sweet!" "But no my mini-man, I'm not." ""Are you sure you don't have a little clone in you?"" "Yeah I'm sure." ""Would you like to...?"" "Holy bugger!" "That is so not funny." "Okay, everyone prepare to dive." "This spycar is also a submarine." "Get me the World Organization." "What is it, Dr. Evil?" "Gentlemen." "In a matter of hours a meteor will crash into Earth causing a global flood." "That is of course unless you pay me." "1 billion-gezillion-fefillion... million...yen." "I think you're bluffing." "Well perhaps you would like a demonstration?" "Number 2 the key, please." "Sir, Dr. Evil is not bluffing." "One of our satellites is falling out of orbit." "Which one?" "It's the one that looks like a pair of..." "Melons!" "Big juicy melons!" "Are they nice and ferm?" "Well, what do you think?" "Look at that!" "It looks like a set of giant..." "Hey, A and N you're late." "How're we doin.." "Go Titans!" "Check it out." "Those remind me of..." "Boobs!" "Boobs, Ozzy?" "These film makers is just *BEEP* boobs!" "What do you mean, dad?" "Well they use the same *BEEP* jokes, as they did in the last Austin Powers movie." "What *BEEP* joke?" "You know the *BEEP* joke about the long smooth rocket that looks likes some guy's..." "Johnson!" " Yes, sir?" " Any sign of that satellite?" "No, sir." "It's gone." "Gentlemen, you have my demands, peace out!" "Cool, baby." "You look very switched on." "Thank you, Austin." "No Mini-Me!" "Off!" "Bad!" "No humping!" "Dr. Evil." "In light of success of the device." "It is japanese custom that I recieve a bonus." "A bonus?" "That's good." "Yeah." "Throw me a freakin' bonus here!" "I haven't laughed that hard since I was a little girl, thank you!" "Oh, you're nok joking." "No!" "In fact if you don't give me the bonus..." " Hey guys!" " Hey Scotty, how are you, sport?" " Why don't you let me take care of this?" " Okay." "That's the evil laugh." "Scotty!" "Scotty!" "Scotty." "Take it down a notch." "It's creepin' a bit." "Let's go." "We will need a disguise." "There's only one uniform." "One of us has to go, on the other one's shoulders." "Hey there buddy how's it going?" "Good to see, ya." "Yeah, yeah...hi!" "Hello." "You alright?" "Yes it's a good hat." "Very good hat." "Come on Mini-Me, let's go." "Hold it right there, mister." "Did you really think that you could get away with this?" "I did actually, yes." "Every new recruit must have a physical." "Now get in here sailor." "I'm going to need an urine sample." "Okay." "Okay, then." "Hello." "And here we go." " Terrific." " Yes." "Alright sailor." "Go behind that screen and strip down to your skippies." "Alright then, I'll just go to that screen." "Which is over there." "Right behind that screen." "Come on, hurry the map." "Okay, what's on the map." "I'm going to need an urine sample." "Which way to the main chamber?" "Okay." "So...sure." "Excuse me, doctor?" "It's difficult in public, isn't it?" "Mini-Me, our shadows, we're casting a shadow." "What's wrong, sailor?" "You should check that guy out!" "What the hell is going on here?" "Hands up." "You heard me, I said hands up!" "Come with me!" "Mini-Me, the map." "Go!" "Okay, you got me." "Are you alright, little man?" "Right on!" "Mr. Powers." "Before I kill you." "Perhaps you would like to see the genius of my plan." "Key, please." "What the?" "Who?" "But how?" "Where?" "Looking for this?" "Mini-Me?" "Alright, everybody, drop your guns." "Because Foxxy Cleopatra is in the sub." "Smashing, Foxxy!" "Yeah!" "Alright, Dr. Evil." "It has finally come down to this." "You, me and the gun." "What are you going to do now, Austin?" "Dad?" "What are you doing here?" "I gotta finish this off once and for all." "I'm afraid you can't do that." "I have to protect my son." "Dad, I'm fine." "I'm not talking about you." "I'm talking about...him." "What?" "Dr. Evil is not your son." "I am." "You both are." "What?" "It was our first...family holiday together." "Just as I was finishing a case." "Your mother brought the two of you to Belgium." "I stopped to have a tinkle." "When the car..." "But, my parents died in a car accident." "It was no accident." "Ìt was an assasination attempt." "I though only Austin survived." "I should have told you the truth earlier." "But those Belgians, they made you so damn...evil." "Of course they share border with Dutch." "Very interesting story, Mr. Powers." "Of course, I'm gonna have to wait until I see all the facts." "Daddy!" "Daddy is here, Ducky." "Ducky, ducky?" "Ducky remember, Ducky...?" "Dad, what's going on?" "What are you going to do Austin?" "Austin!" "Are you sure you can trust, Dr. Evil?" "He ain't heavy." "He's my brother, baby, yeah!" "I should have told you this so long ago, son." "I'm very proud of you." "Can you forgive me?" "I forgive you dad." "I'm Ducky!" "I'm Ducky!" "Oh, come on!" "I mean first I'm not evil enough for you." "And now you're gonna turn good?" "Listen, Scott." "You can spend your whole life trying to win your parents acceptance." "Believe me!" "But at the end of the day you just gotta do it for yourself, baby." "Hey, Austin..." "What?" "I hate you." "I hate you!" "I hate you!" "I don't even know you, but I hate you too." "And I especially hate you!" "You'll pay." "You'll all pay!" "I'd like to point out that no one else in my gene pool runs like a girl." "Not so fast, smarty pants!" "Dr. Evil!" "You might not want to destroy the world." "But I do!" "Preparation H goes ahead as planned." "I got to flood the Earth!" "Think again, Goldmember." "Huh, Foxxy Cleopatra." "It's a shame I had to kill your partner." " Too bad for you." " Too bad for me?" "How about too bad for you?" "Oh no!" "Luckily I keep a spare." "Look everyone!" "My winky was a key!" "Oh dear, bloody Dutchman." "Foxxy, I'm coming!" "Don't do anything stupid or the shooting begins." "Austin, take Ducky I'll stay here and be your backup." "Ducky, what do we do?" "I'm not really a "hands-on-evil-genius"." "Think you were always the smart one." "I could re-write the output capacity to the tractorbeam from one of the conduit boxes up there." "Come on, let's go." "Yesh!" "The shooting begins." "Let me shoot!" "You know, Dr. Evil." "I used to think you were crazy." "I know." "But now I can see your nuts." "I thank you." "Hurry!" "Fassia, fassia, fassia, fassia, fassia." "Fassia can you here me?" "Fassia, fassia..." "Well done, Austin!" "You saved the world again." "Thank you." "Austin, you did it." "We did it!" "Yeah, baby!" "No?" "Just trying it on." "Goldmember, you're under arrest, sugar." "Hey assholes!" "Do I have time for a last smoke and a pancake or what?" "I'm from Holland!" "Isn't that wierd?" "Yes, well done!" "Hey Powers!" "Fat Bastard?" "But you are not fat anymore." "I'm on the subway diet." "I've lost a 180 pounds." "Congratulations, baby." "Thank you." "I do have a little bit of excess skin though." "But unfortunately my neck does look like a vagina." "Austin." "Thank you, for eveything." "Sha-zam!" "I'm gonna get you, Austin Powers." "MORE TO COME..." "Well they are using the same *BEEP* joke as they used in the last Austin Powers film...movie...oh I'm sorry." "Well they are using the...the...what..." "Well they are using the same joke, as they..." "W...what do you mean?" "Boobs, Ozzy?" "Stop..." "Oh, don't start this Kelly, don't you worry about..." "On the mark!" "On the mark?" "I don't like that noise I'm getting all turned on." "My testeron is going dancing..." "Get off me!" "Is...is it true what they say about you?" "Kickstand?" "Really?" "Can I give you my cellphone number?" "Please?" "Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Burt Bacharach."

"Big money in whale meat." "We've done DNA testing... on samples from Japanese and Korean markets." "The samples match the signature... of these southern hemisphere whales." "They call themselves research vessels." "That's how they justify tracking the whales... but they come out here to hunt." "does he?" "Meeno." "Not much." "No." "But he's probably the most passionate of any of us." "whaler... you are about to violate international law." "Any attempt to harm this mammal... will be a direct infraction of the Reykjavik moratorium." "guys!" "Heads up!" "God damn it!" "What do we do?" "my God!" "Hang on!" "What's happening?" "Brace yourselves!" "Help me." "help me!" "Meeno!" "Meeno!" "Meeno!" "No!" "No!" "John!" "John!" "Take my hand!" "John!" "Reach out!" "Meeno!" "Open it." "OK." "That's just..." "Man." "What is that?" " It's a cross." " A cross?" "15th Century by the look of it." "The Coroner's Office has already asked to interview you." "they'll never find an explanation." "I think it's time we brought them in." "And I will not accept a "No" answer." "Not from those four." "Tell your mother that you're going." "Period." "OK?" "Mom already said the exact opposite of you." "She's always saying the exact opposite of you." "honey." "Is this important to you?" "Daddy." " Then let me talk to her." "He wants to talk to you." "Power's out again." "Tell your father we can't afford it." "I'm looking for a patient named..." "Meeno Paloma." "Are you immediate family?" "No." "I'm a journalist." "The Observer." "It's immediate family only." "No exceptions." "Thank you." "How exactly do you expect to pay for this?" "but the kid loves the harp... right?" "50 bucks a week?" "you can't get the alimony and child support together." "I..." "I understand why... but don't grandstand for your daughter... when you know you're not going to be able to." "OK?" "Use my MasterCard." "The one with the hot air balloons on it." "I don't think that's maxed out." "Howard." "You don't..." "You don't exactly write... in case you haven't noticed." "just do it." "Please." "folks." "Hope I'm not disturbing you." "Mind if I..." "Are you the gastro inter... 'cause I'm not." "and I'm a journalist." "would be extremely interested... in hearing about what happened to you out there." "I thought Dr. McKergy specifically said..." "Dr. McKergy didn't voice any objections to me... just for a few minutes." "Great." "Thank you." "um... a rogue whaling ship... right?" "What... what exactly happened?" "The whaler was... uh... female." "suddenly... it was... it was like... something was... churning the water." "Some... force." "Some violent force... destroyed the whaler." "And... and then..." "and then it hit us." "huh?" "about 50 miles out?" "Sargasso Sea?" "It's also known as the Bermuda Triangle." "L..." "I never said anything about the... relax." "You don't have to." "I will." "Good people died out there." "Mr. Thomas!" "Yeah?" "Mr. Thomas." "My name's Ackerman." "Aron Ackerman." "And I'm..." "I'm just a huge fan of yours." "I think you're a truly fantastic journalist." "Truly." "Thanks." "I've got something for you." "come on." "Are you..." "She's serving me again?" "I just talked to her." "She didn't mention this at all." "sir." "Nothing like that at all." "Well..." "Base." " Professor?" " What?" "All right." "Are you reading the velocity sensors?" "Professor." " Full array?" " Across the board." "don't start the recorders... until my tailbone has crossed the threshold." "Professor." "We're approaching center spoke." "What's my splash factor?" "Looks like you'll be landing over open marsh." "We got recovery fan boats standing by." "That's Florida State Conservancy land down there." "You'll probably get busted." "We're center spoke." "Right now!" "everybody." "Eyes wide." "I lose!" "This is one small step for man... one giant leap for mankind!" "guys." "You're awesome." "Totally awesome." "Bruce Geller." "The incredible Bruce Geller." "Need any help with bail... there's a number in there you can call." "who the hell are you?" "How did you know where to find me?" "Check the other three." "He's not in any pain." "Somebody has taken him." "They haven't harmed him." "He's wearing a... red shirt." "Dark red shirt." "There's a stain..." "What kind of stain on the front?" "It's..." "It's chocolate." "I smell chocolate." "Who's this?" "This guy Stan something-or-other." "Used to be some big lost kid finder." "He's offered to help." "There's a van." "It's a... very dark van." "Brown..." "No." "it's black." "It's very... definitely black." "And there's a red stripe on it." "The driver of the van is..." "I see gold." "I see..." "He's wearing a gold chain." "if I could just see a landmark or a signpost." "The van is stopping." "Mommy?" "Felicio!" "Here's your kidnapper!" "Way to go." "Mr. Lathem." "Emily." "It doesn't matter whether it's my domain." "This is a B.T.W. Safety issue." "now we have to deal with it." "Dr. Patterson... and the drill coils we're using are operating well within... spec tolerances for depth and pressure." "then this 780 tells me that you're either a liar... or a liar." "Look at it." "Something caused it to torque." "We're within specs." "This was a fluke." "If we have to shut down to investigate... we're talking about men's lives here." "Those men's lives." "Something caused this." "We owe it to the frontliners to find out what it was!" "you're a pretty good deep ocean resource engineer... you said I was one of the best you'd ever seen." "now I'm firing you." "What?" "On what grounds?" "Safety." "You're firing me for bringing to light a potential life and death... it is your safety I'm referring to." " Oh!" "My safety?" " Don't listen to her!" "She's crazy!" "We want to work!" "subparagraph B of your contract... if I feel I can no longer assure your safety as a woman on board this rig... they want to... kill me." "OK?" "Company chopper leaves in 20 minutes... and I want your toes on the departure line topside in 19." "please." "Welcome to Miami International Airport." "Please maintain visual contact with your personal property at all times." "hi." "Can I help you with this?" "Do I know you?" "but I have something for you." "How was your flight?" "Howard Thomas." "Bruce Geller." "Bruce Geller." "Stan Lathem." " Howard." " Hi." "Welcome." "Any of you have any idea why we're here?" "You're here because I asked you." "I'm Eric Benirall." "my experts." "Experts in what?" "Exactly how much do you know about the Bermuda Triangle?" "Benirall Shipping Lines is the largest... privately owned shipping company in the United States." "Over 700 million tons of cargo transported every year." "There's a good chance that something you're wearing right now... something electronic which you used today... will have come to this country on one of my 303 cargo haulers." "303 ships presently on the seas." "it was 309." "The Bermuda Triangle is eating your ships?" "When the first ship went missing..." "Mr. Thomas." "My tone has now changed." "That section of the South Atlantic... is one of the busiest shipping areas in the world." "Ships go down." "It experiences two powerful sea breezes... and one from the west." "The push between the two forces triggers extreme weather." "The Atlantic is also the deepest ocean in the world... with amazingly strong currents." "these are not pleasure craft... some drunken day-sailors at the helm." "very large ships... made of iron and steel... with the most professional crews in the world." "But no distress signals were given." "There were no adverse conditions." "They just disappeared without a trace." "Why isn't this public knowledge?" "It is." "What I'm about to show you is not." "This particular ship had her own encounter... just two nights ago." "94 miles from shore." "She's the first that's managed to make it home." "No explanation as to why she was spared... but not unscathed." "Of a crew of 25... only 7 survived." "do you?" "Which is good." "That's what I need." "it's not that I don't believe you." "And I really respect all that adventurous stuff you do." "the America's Cup wins... and that Arctic thing you did last year." "I kind of did the same sort of thing myself." "I really appreciate your problem with missing ships... you don't." "You don't give a rat's ass about my problems." "you see... and I'm known to be a bit crazy with my money... which is all the magnet I needed to draw you here... and to keep you here..." "I'm willing to share some of those riches." "Intrigued?" "Mind your heads." "Christopher Columbus himself recorded more than one encounter... during his voyages through the Triangle." "despite having discovered a new world for Queen Isabella..." "Columbus was ultimately imprisoned by the Spanish." "Any of you know why?" "he lost 500 men... and more than 6 of his 30 ships to a freak hurricane." "Despite the large number of ships and men lost... not a single remnant was ever found." "Columbus was thrown in prison... on the accusation that he had somehow... personally summoned the unnatural storm." "The charge was sorcery." "he recorded his first encounter... with a strange phenomenon in the Atlantic." "Might I read you something from his log record for that night?" "Appeared before us a behemoth of iron... then not." "Not of this God's known world." "this ship ran into fog." "All seven survivors say they saw ships within that fog." "But not just ships..." "wooden sailing ships." "Three of them." "Flying Spanish flags." "The flags that the Spanish have not flown... for more than four centuries." "You think that this crew encountered Columbus?" "We don't know what they saw." "People build recreations of old ships all the time." "They fly all sorts of flags." "I do know something... and I do trust my crews." "And they do not believe that what they saw were recreations." "Might I suggest that you prepare yourselves?" "Please." "What exactly are we supposed to be observ..." "Is that... 11 men died here." "More than just died." "it was 9 men who died here." "This is the only physical evidence we have... of what actually happened on board that night." "As for the rest of the crew... at the same time... these remains appeared on the foredeck of the ship." "Remains that forensic sampling... would suggest belonged to a man who'd never had... a single childhood inoculation in his life... that bathed with lye soap... and was suffering from the onset of scurvy." "Anyone not of a rational mind might begin to think that perhaps... this man came from the wooden ships." "Ms. Patterson." "Those the seven survivors?" "They're still under quarantine on the ship." "Why are they still on deck?" "They're afraid to go down below." "I sympathize with the plight of your crew here... and I appreciate the ghost ship tour and all..." "I'm dead tired... and what exactly do you want from me?" "Ms. Patterson." "Explanations." "The explanation." "Explanations of what?" "come on." "Not the Bermuda Triangle." "I have ships traversing the entire globe... but I've only lost them in the Triangle." "I need to know what's happening here." "What I want is nothing less than the definitive reason... 000 souls... have been lost over the centuries." "Why this group?" "you could afford anyone." "probably." "it's true." "You weren't exactly my first choice... risen to that position." "because we showed up." "What is important is that you each bring a distinct discipline... from the scientific to the more ethereal." "Mr. Thomas." "you're my referee..." "the ultimate arbiter." "You are my Triangle expert." "I've examined your work in..." "What's the name of the publication you write for?" "The Observer." "that's right." "You've interviewed every legitimate explorer... every wild-eyed crackpot." "You know every theory..." "And I don't believe any of it." "I want you to vet very hard." "this endeavor... it isn't about hypotheses and suppositions." "It isn't about "what ifs" and "just maybes." "This is a journey." "This is a quest for truth." "The truth." "To uncover something that's managed to evade... everyone that has gone before you." "you said something about money?" "if you want me to set aside all my projects... all my other projects..." "and start researching this... then you're going to have to compensate..." "Dr. Geller." "This isn't some weekend gig... that you palm off onto your grad students." "This is field work." "This is getting your feet wet and your hands filthy... and going wherever you need to go... and doing whatever you need to do to bring me what I need." "And for that..." "when you bring me that..." "I'm prepared to give each of you $5 million." "Each?" "He said "Each." "The funds are already in escrow accounts..." "I thought." "But understand this..." "it is not payable for trying." "You only collect when you deliver." "That's why all the other candidates passed." "Mr. Thomas." "What possible answer could we give you?" "What has happened to my ships." "It's simple." "I'm assuming that there'll be some kind of contract... that our lawyers can look at..." "Decide now." "You start tonight." "we don't get some part of the money up front?" "what if..." "Dr. Geller." "All or nothing." "I'm a man who does his homework... and I do not expect to get a "No" from any of you." "$20 million." "You've got 15 minutes." "The name on the deposit slip is Bruce Geller." "Geller with an "e-r." "So this is proof that the money's there waiting for us?" "I guess I should call my paper... and tell them I'm taking a leave of absence?" "In the morning." "is there anyone there who speaks better English?" "English!" "The amount I'm looking at is $5 million." "whatever you need." " American dollars." "The whole 5 million?" "And he can't just take it back?" "the money is mine?" "got it." "very much." "What's your name again?" " Ackerman." " I've got some staff... some key staff I want to bring along." "This is your team." "Mr. Benirall was very specific about not wanting... to unbalance the dynamic of..." "What about expenses?" "Per diem?" "It's covered." "Jaro said you can come back to work anytime you're ready." "A one-nothing lead in the 3-game series." "the lightning..." "Ruben's been messing with my presets again." "he hasn't." "Those are the same stations they've always been." "I think that what happened to me..." "I think it somehow affected my memory." "Your memory?" "What do you mean?" "This truck was blue." "I know it's the same truck." "but..." "Unless you had it painted while I was in the hospital?" "Of course I haven't had it painted." "it's always..." "Dad!" "it's the Rubenator!" "man." "I missed you." "the whole time I was out there... all I could think about was getting back here to you." "They wouldn't let me come to the hospital." "I know." "I know." "though." "I'm here now." "hey!" "Nader!" "Nader." "How's my Nader?" "hey!" "Daddy!" "Who's this?" "Aren't you going to hug Dylan?" "Dylan?" "Dylan... our youngest." "Flight 246 to Dallas-Fort Worth... is now boarding at Gate C24." "Tell Victor to cover my classes." "Don't ask him." "Just tell him." "And have the grad students keep crunching the hurricane data." "I can't tell you what I'm doing." "I can't tell you... all right?" "So what is the Triangle anyway?" "Do we even know its boundaries?" "San Juan." "000 square miles." "You didn't know that?" "And you're what?" "Our ocean person expert?" "Deep ocean resource recovery." "So forgive me for not being conversant in the current folklore." "it's not just folklore." "Thousands of people have been lost." "planes." "You heard Benirall." "I'm here because he lost 6 ships in the last 12 months." "That's something I can help him with." "Nobody really knows anything about this guy." "We know he's rich." "And that's about it." "He's a total enigma." "Like the anti-Trump." "no Business Week interviews... no society columns." "we know he believes the Bermuda Triangle is real." "There is a mystique to the region." "Yeah." "what about him?" "What does he do?" "I think he said he's a weatherman or something." "The preeminent meteorological authority... on the South Atlantic and environs." "Of course." "That explains why I've heard of him." "again?" "that's right." "The Observer." "I'm still here." "nobody sits this one out." "I want everybody on this." "undergrads." "Every warm body whose academic life..." "I hold in the palm of my god-like hand." "you heard me right..." "Very funny." "Just get them started." "Benirall was very specific." "not your coeds." "5 million on the line." "That could fund my research for the next 10 years." "I'm going to use every resource I've got." "People have been trying to explain the Triangle for years." "Why Benirall thinks that us... this group... can come up with some new answer..." "Definitive answer." "this is Zegna!" "I'm going to get a cup of coffee." "Anybody else?" "thanks." "What?" "Psychic." "That's what I'm talking about." "But I'm sure having a paranormal guy around like that... makes you feel more at home." "that's rich." "Why am I sitting here?" "What do we really expect to accomplish?" "We expect to accomplish a big chunk of Benirall's millions... in our bank accounts." "There is no answer to find." "We're going on a wild goose chase." "right?" "We all faked a paper or two in our time." "I never faked anything in my life." "luv." "I really don't think we're going to be able... to con this guy out of parting with $20 million." "Why not?" "We're all experts in our field." "I know I am." "What's to stop us?" "000 pages in his lap... data specific to our individual expertise." "We dazzle him." "It's worth a try." "what's he going to do?" "Fire us?" "You don't have to wear it." "of course not." "You got it?" "it's right here." "sweetie?" "I got it." "Here." "There." "There you go." "right?" "we are." "It's Gate 7." "Your flight leaves in 90 minutes." "We got your offices set up and waiting... minutes from the Space Center." "I almost forgot." "What are those?" "This is everything Mr. Benirall has collected on the Triangle." "Pretty much every known scrap of information... on the phenomenon." "000 pages in there." "A lot of it's nonsense." "bunch of polysyllabic words that say nothing." "really great..." "Get-me-Art-Bell on-the-phone" kind of stuff." "You believe in this?" "Absolutely." "like this." "Watch!" "Why aren't you trying?" "Whoa!" "I am trying." "You used to be really good." "What happened?" "You're doing good." "Daddy?" "I'll be right back." "Daddy?" "Squishy." "I'm sorry." "but I have never laid eyes on... that game before in my life." "You bought it specifically... so that you and Dylan could play together." "damn it." "Your flesh and blood." "You named him Dylan." "The doctors say there's nothing wrong with me." "nothing wrong physically... but you have got to see someone else." "See a different type of doctor." "I need to get to work." "They're going to expect me back." "Meeno!" "I don't..." "For us." "For your family." "OK." "you OK?" "Bathroom?" "we are experiencing turbulence... so the captain has turned on the "Fasten seat belt" sign." "visibility 40 miles." "You got clear flying." "thanks." "Fog bank." "Damn it." "Why isn't that on my RYCAP?" "Heather!" "Hold on!" "Heather!" "sir." "what?" "How long ago?" "Who else knows this?" "Absolutely." "All of it." "As soon as you get it." "Get me Ackerman right away." "There's been..." "Something's happened." "Wow." "How'd you ever divine that?" "Come on!" "Out of line." "What are you talking about?" "A plane has gone down." "A commercial liner." "I got a chopper standing by." " Let's go!" " Go where?" "It's a 747." "Miami to Zurich." "Full passenger list plus 11 crew members." "What about survivors?" "CNN..." "Reuters..." "nobody's saying." "This is the crash site of a commercial airliner." "They don't need us in their way right now." "Forget about need." "That's the U.S. Coast Guard down there." "You really think they're gonna let us... go traipsing' around while they're trying to work?" "What are those?" "You cannot be serious." "Are these real?" "What are they?" "They're DOD's INDEF security IDs." "Department of Defense?" "INDEF?" "I'm gonna kill you" territory." "nobody has these." "Are they real?" "Tell me you're not giving us counterfeit government IDs." "Counterfeit?" "Define your terms." "because none of you has that kind of clearance." "you flash that... nobody's gonna dare question you being there." "after?" "this is Romeo Two Echo." "this is Defiance." "a Bell 222... requesting permission to land." "Attention on deck." "Attention on deck." "How come you got out here so fast?" "We were already in the vicinity on sentry patrol." "Navy's got some maneuvers goin' on." "Had us out here baby-sittin' this patch." "Any survivors?" "The plane's resting on a shelf around 30 meters down." "but survivors?" "I doubt it." "We have some ROVs deployed." "Why ROVs?" "Why not just send divers?" "we're a security contingent." "We have divers aboard... but none of my boys are NTSB Rescue/Recovery trained." "The mainland's puttin' together a whole cigar box... full of experts from all over south Florida." "we thought you were part of 'em." "Bring it around this way." "More." "You guys might want to see this." "Up." "Bring it up." "move." "You see what I'm seeing?" "Are we sure this is the same plane that just went down?" "This plane looks like it's been down there for decades." "Last transponder transmission came from this lat and longitude." "Those engines are Pratt Whitney 4074 turbo fans... added to the line no more than a year ago." "This is a very new plane." "Then where'd all that rust and those barnacles come from?" "Nothing says that it came from... where you're suggesting it came from." "If you don't mind my asking... what project are you folks with?" "You should know better than to ask that." "there are other craft down there." "Those look like Navy planes." "But what kind are they?" "Those are Avenger torpedo bombers." "Torpedoes?" "The Navy hasn't used torpedoes in years." "you better take a look at this." "They did in the 1940s." "1940s?" "They look like they crashed today." "Look." "He sure hasn't been down there since the Forties." "I'd say a couple hours at most." "She's alive." "Inside that 747... there's someone still in there... alive." "I'm in." "It's completely swamped." "There's no way anybody could be alive down there." "Excuse me." "uh..." "Where are all the passengers?" "please." "Someone..." "It's a little girl." "inside of that plane." "Meeno!" "bro?" "Hey." "Tito." "brother." "I do have a couple of divers on board." "but..." "My people are doing this." "They're experts." "The ROVs aren't showing anyone alive." "And let's not forget the guy claims to be a damn psychic." "Can't be anyone still alive on that plane." "There's nobody on that plane period." "And I want to see what the ROVs aren't showing us." "You don't have to come." "my hero." "if you find something that satisfies Benirall..." "I want to be there." "Do you know how to deep dive like this?" "I've only done it about 500 times." "What about you?" "Are you kidding?" "I almost lost a leg diving a trench off the Aleutians." "Didn't stop me." "Splash... right back in." "Just get it over with." "OK." "Good." "Good idea." "Thanks." "this isn't the creepiest thing I've ever done." "it is." "Do you ever focus?" " Looks like we've got company." " I see it." "Have you ever seen them do this before?" "Sharks." "Drawn by all the blood." "What's wrong with them?" " What do you mean?" " They're not moving." "Aren't... aren't sharks supposed to keep moving?" "They're not moving forward." "I think it's the water." "You just keep an eye on them." "What's she doing?" "NTSB teams are inbound." "They should be here any minute." "Good." "That's good." "They want to talk to Mr. Lathem." "Can I borrow your headphones?" "I..." "I think it's toward the rear of the plane." "What's he showing us?" "The seatbelts are still locked." "Stan... there's nobody here." "The plane is empty." "She's there!" "That's her." "What is that?" "ma'am." "Coffee?" "I don't drink coffee." "explain this one." "it's obviously a pocket of trapped air." "where is everybody else?" "you get some old sailors... talking about boats that disappeared and turned up somewhere else... but with all the passengers missing." "It's always second- or third-hand." "I've never actually met anyone who's witnessed it themselves." "congratulations." "Now you have." "sweetheart." "What's your name?" "Heather." "Heather." "Where's my mommy and daddy?" "Heather?" "dear?" "About two hours?" "It was getting really hard to breathe." "Heather?" "people." "We can't leave her like this." "We really need to go." "Emily!" "Emily!" "Let's go!" "This place is great." "please." "Let me just get you logged on." "Tell me again about the water sample you guys took." "How many houses like this does he have exactly?" " A few." " A few." "You mean just here in the States." "right?" "beach estates." "all right?" "please." " What was it about the water that..." " It's called a halocline." "in the ocean." "Dr. Patterson..." "Emily recognized it." "You're saying there's an area of fresh water in the ocean?" "That's what's near the 747?" "Haloclines are extremely rare." "Normally caused by fresh water run off nearby land." "These weren't anywhere near land." "We located the downed aircraft by side-scan sonar only." "I'm afraid it's at a depth which precludes any serious attempt at recovery." "The wreckage is scattered over an area... and there are no survivors." "Considering the location of the crash... recovery of victims' bodies should be considered extremely unlikely." "NTSB officials say the cause of the crash is still under investigation." "But early indicators suggest that the plane may have been... the victim of a pocket of extreme turbulence." "Turbulence." "No survivors?" "Try... no bodies." "Try... everybody disappeared." "The girl." "What have they done with the girl?" "What have they done with her?" "Stan..." "I know what you think." "Eh?" "But that woman that we found wasn't a little girl who magically... don't... don't patronize me!" "Why does it always seem that the more education a person has... the more unwilling they are to accept new ideas?" "how many degrees do you have?" "Three." "No..." " Four." " Four." "Four." "What's the definition of science?" "Evidence through observation." "you saw the condition of that plane." "You saw the passengers were missing." "You saw me directly lead you to the one surviving passenger." "how can you question that now?" "I'm telling you that old woman... was a six-year-old child when she boarded that plane." "When you see what you see... do you know they're visions or whatever?" "I mean... um..." "Do you know they're absolutely real?" "As real as my looking at you now." "will you shut up?" "Of course I can tell you to shut up." "You're the editor of a cheesy tabloid." "but..." "Because I'm out in the field." "Seriously." "it's nothing you're paying for." "I've witnessed this..." "I'm part..." "Marty?" "You're just gonna have to trust me." "and you're gonna love it." "I'm not at the damn dog track." "all right?" "Well?" "I understand that... satellite films." "We've got haloclines posting through most of the Southern Atlantic." "Look at this spot right here." "It's halocline crazy." "this is unheard of." "valuable technology... this phenomena can't be examined from 200 miles up." "this calls for... four people." "Yes!" "we got it." "guys." "We got it." " Got what?" " Our sub." " Did he say sub?" " Mm-hmm." "Only private sub on the Florida coast rated for 300 fathoms." "Sub as in submarine?" "Following up on your haloclines." "so we're going to have to drive all night... if we're going to be there by morning." "Anybody have trouble sleeping in a car?" "whoa." "Wait a minute." "What happened to the nice offices in Canaveral City?" "Mr. Benirall expects you to take 'em." "we just got back from the damn 747." "assimilate... weeks' worth." "They're your haloclines." "You're the one who ordered the submarine." "Howard." "Sally?" "What?" "Who's there?" "Someone there?" "my God." "She's a beauty." "I didn't know she was a Russian." "Foxtrot class." "Probably built in the early Seventies." "1870s." "We're expected to go out to sea in this thing?" "Why?" "Do you see us at risk?" "Don't you?" "the thing's in dry dock." "Do we really expect that she's ready to dive?" "Gotta find the captain." "Sally?" "I..." "I didn't mean to wake you." "I just..." "Why are you calling so early?" "Is it Tracy?" "Did something happen?" "no." "It's not Tracy." "Why?" "Isn't she there?" "she stayed over at Mindy Granger's last night." "Something... something happened last night... and I..." "I just wanted to make sure... just wanted to make sure that you were all right." "You wanted to make sure I'm all right." "did anything... where... where were you last night?" "Like around 2:30 or so this morning?" "Is that what this is about?" "I was with Adam." "Is that what you want to hear?" "How did you..." "Adam?" "Adam..." "Adam Leffert?" "right?" "I'm not." "and it's none of your business." "Wow." "Is it... is it serious?" "Or..." "It might be." "why are you calling me?" "I'm..." "Sorry I bugged you." "Go back to sleep." "all right?" "Bye-bye." "You're the sub owner and the captain?" "operator." "Call me Captain Jay." "Where the hell's my breakfast?" "how many we got?" "you want a little day trip?" "See some shoals?" "Maybe a couple of Spanish wrecks?" "Maybe see some sharks!" "You wanna go here?" "Yep." " How deep?" " Just what it says." "Have you got cash?" "Gentlemen!" "Are we all locked and loaded?" "Ivan... or you'll be on ice back in Siberia where you belong." "you knuckleheads!" "Both bow lines!" "We actually gonna let this nut bag take us down in this thing?" "Three things in life where you don't go cheap... submarines." "Great." "A submarine?" "but..." "Just a minute." "I think I better... just give them anything they need." "Anything they need." "Do you understand?" "how we doing?" "huh?" "What was that you just..." "Lithuanian." "It's an old Navy oath." "I thought Lithuania was landlocked." "What does it mean?" "Into the belly of the beast." "Super." "Kapitan." "Benirall's really done one hell of an exhaustive study." "Woo from Beijing..." "Westerfield and his crazies at Rand." "800 feet." "He's even had some poor goofs doing serious research... into UFOs and Atlantis." "Now we take up that noble baton." "Why can't you at least consider the possibility... that the answer lies in non-traditional science?" "after everything we witnessed yesterday?" "Well..." "All of us witnessed?" "I'm willing to think outside the box here." "but..." "I'm going to say a word." "I don't want you to laugh at me." "It's... wormholes." "As in time travel?" "randomly generated pathway... between two distinct time/space dimensions." "ocean studies?" "I don't know that much about them." "I've written about wormholes and interviewed people... who've actually traveled through them." "if you can just get past... the extra-long sleeves that buckle in the back." "I know they're only theoretical." "and I hate that I'm saying it." "But after all that we've witnessed... the Navy bombers from the 19..." "We don't know that those were the same planes." "please." "The passengers..." "they all had to go somewhere." "What about the old woman?" "OK." "OK." "So what?" "Your theory is that... that all we have to do is prove that wormholes truly exist?" "Excellent." "That's great." "what are we gonna do with all that extra time we've got left over?" "No wonder you're divorced." "touché!" "all I'm saying is that this region is known... for its electromagnetic anomalies." "it's one of only two places on earth... where compasses point both true north and..." "Magnetic north at the same time." "Yawn." "Old news." "this is the problem with trying to explain... the Bermuda Triangle." "All the theories have been... studied and discussed and dismissed years ago." "What the hell is your problem?" "Ever since we left Benirall's..." "OK?" "something's bothering you." "What?" "something else." "you know that?" "you're all gonna want to see this." "I'm gonna get some light on this." "Haloclines." "Dozens of them." "Hundreds." "I was through this area a couple weeks ago... with some Colombians..." "Colombian tourists." "These things were not here." "I've never seen anything like this." "I've never heard of this many." "Something's removed the salinity from this water." "Is this your electromagnetic anomalies or..." "Desalinization can occur through means of electrical processing." "Somebody's zapping the ocean with electricity." "a few other noticeable ramifications?" "Look at this." "What?" "What is it?" "200 or 300 of those." "I swear none of this was here two weeks ago." "get that long and lat." "Note the time." "open sea salvage." "As owner and captain of this vessel... anything we see there that's recoverable is legally mine." "What the hell is that?" "The Cyc/ops." "No way." "That... that can't be." " What?" " What is it?" "I've done dozens of articles on the Cyc/ops... the legend of the Cyc/ops." "000-ton U.S. Navy collier from World War I." "It supposedly went down with all hands in 1918." "but not that deep." "Why hasn't anyone discovered any of this before?" "It's all right." "It's OK." "No problem." "No problem." "this happens all the time." "We'll get it going again here in a minute." "Not a problem." "get me a damn beer." "No power means we can't surface... we can't regulate temp..." "Air!" "What about air?" "A little matter of air?" "we are living our own Triangle experience." "come on!" " This is exactly what it's like!" "I bet the people on the 747 said the exact same thing." "We don't if anything caused this other than the fact that this sub is a joke!" "that's better." "Something hit us." "we hit something else." "I think that did it." "Uh-oh." "Looks like we're a tad stuck." "Exactly how much is a tad?" "I don't know." "When can we surface?" "Soon as I get the engines fixed." " When's that?" " I don't know." "What about the radio?" "Can't you call for help?" "500 feet." "800." "Radio's useless unless you've got a COMS buoy." "Are you kidding?" "Do you have any idea of how much those things cost?" "I do have a distress jimmy... why don't you at least launch it?" "maybe someone will see it!" "What about oxygen?" "How much oxygen..." "It's not the oxygen you have to worry about." " Carbon dioxide." " Oh." "Every time we exhale... we're putting a little more poison into the air." "God!" "I saw something yesterday." "Out at the crash site... just before we left the Coast Guard ship." "I swear I saw... survivors in the water... burned." "I know that they had to be some sort of a... but they were completely real." "So real." "I was looking right at them." "we've been experiencing some pretty strange... very strange crap out here... but that doesn't necessarily mean that it's supernatural in origin." "I'm sure there are plenty of..." "Everybody uses "supernatural" like it's a dirty word." "There is an explanation for everything... that we are experiencing here." "Supernatural isn't impossible." "It just means we haven't uncovered its secrets yet." "you're a psychic." "How can anything be a secret from you?" "You mean like why you're still wearing your wedding ring... even though you're divorced?" "Something just happened." "The weirdest thing." "there was this mirror... and no reflection." "I swear to Almighty God." "I wasn't there." "What?" "Seemed completely real?" "I was not in that mirror." "That did it!" "Reverse engines!" "get us the hell out of here!" "all the tanks." "Get us up!" "Get us up!" "Up we go." "Hang on." "Here we go." "That's how you do it!" "let's get some air." "Anybody got a theory on this one?"

"Once upon a time in a village in ancient India, there was a little goat and a priest." "The priest wanted to sacrifice the goat to the gods." "He raised his arm to cut the goat's throat, when suddenly the goat began to laugh." "The priest stopped, amazed, and asked the goat," ""Why do you laugh?" "Don't you know I'm about to cut your throat?"" ""Oh, yes," said the goat." ""After 499 times dying... and being reborn as a goat," "I will be reborn as a human being."" "Then the little goat began to cry." "The high priest said, "Why now are you crying?"" "And the goat replied, "For you, poor priest." "500 lives ago, I too was a high priest... and sacrificed goats to the gods."" "The priest dropped to his knees, saying," ""Forgive me, I beg you." "From now on, I will be the guardian and protector of every goat in the land."" "Now, then, what does this ancient tale teach us?" "That no living creature... must ever be sacrificed." "What happened to- to the goat?" "Ah, yes, the goat." "Mmm." "The goat had many, many lives as a human being, until one day he turned into someone... very strange indeed." "Champa!" "Show us something of your previous life, huh?" "Telegram for Lama Norbu." "I've been waiting for nine years... to receive this." " Is it about Lama Dorje?" " Yes." " Have they found him?" " Perhaps!" "We shall all pray for the success of your mission." "And, uh, remember to take your medicine." "Wait." "This is Lama Dorje's bowl." "You will need it for your search." "Everybody is a-wonderin'!" "What and where they all came from!" " Everybody is a-worryin' 'bout where they're gonna go!" " Seattle!" "When the whole thing's done!" "But no one knows for certain!" " So it's all the same to me." " It's so wonderful to see you again," " but you must be very tired after such a long flight." "Yes, a little tired." "Tell me again about your dreams." "My dreams began about a month after Lama Dorje passed away." "They were so intense, and they always led me to the same place." " The empty site." " Yes." "Lama Dorje was walking in front of me, on a hill." "He was pointing to this empty spot, but there was nothing there." "And then I found the site... quite by chance a few months after, just as it was in the dreams." "I saw they had started to build a house." "I discovered that it belonged to the family of an engineer... with a small boy called Jesse, an only child." "He was born a year after Lama Dorje passed away." "Lama Dorje was wearing jeans?" "Oh, yes." "It was quite startling, because in life, he always wore robes." "Of course, I felt very shy about approaching them, but then I was lucky." "Three weeks ago..." "Line up again!" "A beautiful day." "Yes, it is." "I'm a Buddhist monk from Tibet." "My name is Kenpo Tenzin." "Oh." "Oh." "Nice to meet you." "Now I teach here in Seattle." "Oh, really?" "I'm a teacher too." "I teach math." "Oh!" "Like me!" "Also I teach astrology." "Mostly astrology." "How unusual." "We Tibetans have a very advanced system of astrology." " Excuse me." " Go!" "Play!" "Go!" "Jesse!" "May I ask, uh, what day- on what day your son was born?" " On March 1st." " Wonderful!" "And at what hour?" "In the morning." "Very early. 6:30." "Oh, wonderful, wonderful!" "6:30!" "Very special!" "Very special!" " Oh." "Well, I don't know about that, but" " Oh, yes!" "Oh, yes." "Oh, yes." "May I give you this card, please?" "Thank you." "Jesse!" "I wrote her last week." "I mentioned that an important lama wanted to see her." "It's okay, Maria, I'll get it." " I can get it!" " It's all right." " Mrs. Conrad, you remember me?" "We met at" " Yes, of course." "At Jesse's school." "The Tibetan astrologer." "Kenzo Te" "Kenpo Tenzin." "Kenpo Tenzin." "Yes." "I" " I got your invitation that you sent me... to the Dharma Center, and, uh," "I've... been meaning to go." "I just haven't had the time, but, uh" "But I will." "I'm looking forward to it." "My friend Lama Norbu has just arrived from Bhutan... and has never been in America before." "He's a very important lama." "He's come on a very special mission." "Oh, really?" "Well, would you like to come inside?" "Yes." "Yes, that would be very kind." "It will be very interesting for him." "This is Mrs. Conrad." "This is Lama Norbu." "Please come inside." "It's a bit of a mess." "My husband built this house." "He's an engineer." "As you can see, we're still living out of boxes, but at least the kitchen's done." "We only just moved in a few weeks ago." " Very empty." " Very beautiful." " Yes." " Mrs. Conrad?" "Is it okay if I go?" " Yes, It's fine, Maria." "It's fine." "Thank you." "I'll see you tomorrow." "Very exciting." "It's very exciting to me." " Really?" " Yes." "Can I get you some- something to drink?" " Oh, no." "Thank you." " Thank you." "All right." "Please sit down." " Are you sure, Mrs. Conrad?" "Is it okay if I go now?" " It's okay, Maria." " Really." "It's fine." " Okay." "Please make yourselves comfortable." "Lama Norbu is also my teacher... in our monastery in Bhutan." "Oh." "I see." "And he's come on a very important mission for all of us." "He will stay at the Dharma Center we've started here in Seattle." " Of course, of course." " Lisa!" "Oh." "It's my husband." "Excuse me." "Hey, honey." "Hey, what's the matter?" "You look done in." "I am." " Come on." "I have a little distraction for you." " What's going on, honey?" "You'll see." "Who are these people?" "Tibetan monks." "They just appeared." " The round one's a teacher of astrology." " And the square one?" "Teacher's teacher." " Where's Jesse?" " He's finishing his homework." "Shall we?" " This is, um" " Lama Norbu." " Kenpo Tenzin." " This is my husband Dean." "Hi." " Uh, they were just admiring the emptiness of the room, sweetheart." " Uh-huh." "No room will be empty if your mind is full." "You learn that in a prison cell." "We are Buddhists from Tibet." "For many years we have been living in exile, the guests of our brothers in Bhutan, Nepal and India." "Since the occupation in 1959." "In Tibetan Buddhism, we believe that everybody is reborn, again and again." "But there are a few... very special beings... who come back as spiritual guides, particular people whom we can identify." "That is why we are here." "So you're here in Seattle to find someone." "Yes." "My old teacher, Lama Dorje." "The man who once found me." "We are looking for his reincarnation." "Jesse, is that you?" "Come on." "Come out." "Come say hello." "Come on." "Come here." "This is Jesse." "This is Lama Norbu." "And do you remember Kenpo Tenzin from school?" "Why don't you wear shoes?" "It's an old Tibetan habit." "Do you like my mask?" " In our country, we love masks." " I made it." " It's a red rat." " Oh." " Honey, I need a scotch." " Mmm." "So do I." "You see, my teacher, Lama Dorje, who was even a teacher of the Dalai Lama, towards the end of his life... he felt he was needed in the West to teach the Dharma, the path of Buddha." "So he came to America, to Seattle, where he passed away nine years ago." "We have been searching for his reincarnation in many places, but now we think he might have been reborn right here, as your son." " As Jesse?" " Yes." " Lama Dorje had a great sense of humor." "This is Champa, and this is Punzo." "Champa, so you have woken up." "Please excuse us." "It was a great honor to visit you, but now we must leave." "You should see the monorail." "I'll show you the monorail." "Uh, Champa." "This book is for you." "So, you will be my guide," "Jesse?" "Yeah." " Good-bye." " Good night." "Good night." ""Little Buddha, The Story of Prince Siddhartha."" "Okay, now your toes." "Ah." "Careful of your book." "Mom, where did those men come from?" "Well, they're Tibetans, honey." "They come from Bhutan, which is a country in the Himalayas." "What are the Himalayas?" "The Himalayas are the highest mountains in the world." "Mom, good-bye!" "Good-bye!" "Let's see." "Okay." ""Buddha was born 2,500 years ago... in a small kingdom... in ancient Nepal." "As was the custom in those days, his mother, Queen Maya, was returning to her parents' home... for the birth of her child." "It was a long journey for the Queen to make, so, on the way, the royal caravan stopped for a rest... by the edge of a great forest." "As the Queen entered the trees, she fell into a kind of trance... and remembered a strange dream she had had... the day she conceived her child." "In the dream..." " a baby elephant had appeared at her side... and blessed her with its trunk." "Queen Maya was deep inside the wood... when suddenly her birth pains began." "And then, it is said, a tree, understanding this great moment, bent slowly down to protect her, offering its branches for her support." "The child was born with almost no pain, with shining, golden skin." "He was fully conscious, his eyes wide open." "And he was strong enough to stand on his own legs." "I have been born to reach Enlightenment... and free all creatures from suffering." "And, it is said, lotus blossoms grew in his footsteps."" "Hey, where's our reincarnation?" "Where's Lama Dorje?" "Reading his book." "Wow." "Like the Three Kings from the east, huh?" "Hmm." "Yeah." "Amazing." "Well, at least they didn't try to tell us that Jesse was the result... of an immaculate conception." "I don't know, I like the idea:" "reincarnation." "I wouldn't mind coming back, visiting the places I like again and the people I love." "Suppose you come back as an ant." "So, what's wrong with an ant?" "Lots of group activity and picnics and things." "You can get squished." "People get squished too." "Yeah, that's a fact." "I can't believe you'd be this upset over four harmless, little Tibetan monks." " What's bothering you, Dean?" " It's Evan." "He's bankrupt." "What?" "Evan's bankrupt?" "He's been hiding from everybody even me." "But, how?" "How can that happen?" "You are his best friend." "Everything you've ever done, you've done together" ""King Suddhodhana, the baby's father, named the child Siddhartha, which means, 'He who brings good.'" "And then he gave a great reception to present his son to the people." "Suddenly, in the midst of the ceremony, and to everyone's surprise, an unexpected guest arrived." "He was the revered hermit and astrologer Asita, whom nobody had seen for years." "As Asita looked at her son," "Queen Maya saw tears come to his eyes." "Do not be alarmed, O Queen." "Mine are only the tears of an old man... who knows that he will not live long enough... to learn from the teachings of your son." "Will he be a great king?" "He'll be the master of the world." "Or its redeemer." "When he grows older, Siddhartha can become a teacher, like you, if he wants, but first of all he must follow me..." " and be a king." " It may be as you wish, but the gods often betray the wishes of mortal men." "He will be a king." "He will be a king!" "Queen Maya was filled with a strange foreboding, as if she knew that she too would not live to see her son's destiny fulfilled." "He will be a great king!" "A week later she died of a terrible illness..." "I know why you're here." " You're looking for your teacher, aren't you?" " Yes." "And red rats have very long ears." "What was your teacher's name?" " Lama Dorje, which means "thunderbolt" in Tibetan." " Lama Thunderbolt?" "I think you should go to the police, if you want to find him." "No, the police can't help us." "You see, Lama Dorje is dead." "But how can you find him if he's dead?" "It's very difficult to explain, but we believe he's been reborn." " Like a ghost, you mean?" " No." " As a child." " Could I be Lama Dorje?" "You could be, yes." "I think I am." "I am Lama Thunderbolt." "We'll have to see about that." "Then why did you come to our house?" "You ask a lot of questions, huh?" "Yes, Maria, yes!" "I can show you Buddha!" " Jesse, show them the building your father built." "Yeah!" "Come on." "My father built that building." "See?" "The one with the green dome." "He made it for his friend Evan, but it's always empty." "Was Buddha a god?" "No, he was a real person." " Like Jesus?" " Yes." "Quite a bit like Jesus, though he was born long before." "What happened to Buddha when he grew up?" "Oh, he wasn't called Buddha yet." "He was still young Prince Siddhartha," "Ahh!" "and he married the beautiful Princess Yasodhara." "He became a great horseman, a great archer, and he often played with his friends... the ancient game called "Kabadi."" "You mean, all he was doing was having a great time?" "Yes." "Haddadu, haddadu, haddadu, haddadu, haddadu, haddadu" "Ha!" " Wendikali!" " Wendikali!" " Siddhartha!" " Siddhartha!" "Wendikali, wendikali!" " Wendikali!" " Wendikali!" "Siddhartha!" "The King had given Siddhartha three palaces." "One for winter, one for the rainy season and one for summer." "In this way he hoped to shield his son... from all knowledge of pain and worry." "But then, one day," "Siddhartha heard a mysterious song of haunting beauty." " At first he couldn't understand where it was coming from." "The song was in a language he had never heard before." "What was it saying?" "What did it mean?" "What is this song?" "It is from a faraway land, my Lord." "It evokes the beauties of the country she knew as a child, the mountains and the lakes... that she can never forget." "How strange." "Do such places exist, places as beautiful as here?" "I've heard that only suffering lies beyond these walls." "What do you mean, "suffering"?" "Your father loves you very much." "He has given us everything we could want." "There's no need to go anywhere else when you've such beauty around you." "It is true;" "we have everything, and everything is perfect." "So... what is this feeling I have?" "If the world is so beautiful, why have I never seen it?" "I've not even seen my own city!" "I must see the world, Yasodhara!" "With my own eyes." "Well, this must be the Dharma Center." "It looks like a church." "Jesse!" "Hi, Champa." "Hi, Punzo." "That's beautiful." "But I'm afraid I have to go." "Jesse, come say good-bye." "Hey." "So, your dad's going to come by and pick you up at 4:00." " Okay." " Okay, sweetie." "Good-bye." "Excuse me, Lama." "I was worried." "One day, Champa, but not yet." "Hey!" "That's Lama Thunderbolt." "Yes." "Is this his bowl?" "Look." "It's dusty." "What's this?" "It is a trumpet made from a human bone." "Honest?" "A human bone?" "Now, where did we get to?" "Oh." "Siddhartha wanted to see the world." "Ah, yes." "He wanted to see the world." "Secretly, however, his father prepared everything in advance..." " so that nothing Siddhartha might see in the city... would upset or disturb him." ""Everyone should be young and healthy."" "Siddhartha!" "Siddhartha!" "Siddhartha!" "Siddhartha!" "Siddhartha!" "Siddhartha!" "Suddenly, however, through the crowd, the young Prince saw something he had never seen before." "Channa!" "Channa!" "Who are those men?" "Tell me, who are those men?" "They are men like the rest of us, my Lord," " who once sucked milk from their mother's breast." " Why do they look like that?" " They are old, my Lord." " What do you mean, old?" "Old age destroys memory, beauty and strength." " In the end, it happens to us all, my Lord." " To everyone?" "To you and to me?" "It is better not to concern yourself with these things, my Lord." "But where are they taking them?" "Channa!" "No, my Lord, don't go there!" "Please!" "You mustn't!" "No, my Lord!" "My Lord!" "My Lord Siddhartha!" "What is the matter with those people?" "Why is she crying like that?" "She is in pain, my Lord." " She is very sick." " Sick?" "What is that?" "No one reaches the moment of death... without falling sick at least once." "Even kings?" "And death- what moment is that?" "Show me death." "This is death, my Lord." "Here the ashes are given to the river, my Lord." "Death is the moment of separation... which comes to every person in every family." "When a body grows cold and stiff like wood, it has to be burned like wood." "It was on this day, from this fire, with these people, that Siddhartha learned about suffering... and discovered compassion." "They were him, and he was them." " Dad." " Am I interrupting?" "Of course not." "Please come in." " Look!" "It's human bone." " Wow." "Spooky, huh?" "Jesse, I need to talk to Lama Norbu alone for a minute." "Okay, Dad." "Come." "I'll show you around the center." "I was just telling Jesse the story of Siddhartha." "That's a beautiful story." "A beautiful... myth." "It is one way of telling the truth, and children seem to love it." "Lama Norbu, I have a great respect for your culture... and your religion," "and I know about the invasion of Tibet... and the tragedies that happened," "but I don't believe in reincarnation, and neither does my wife." "Why should you?" "In Tibet, we think of the mind and the body... as the contents and the container." "Now the cup is no longer a cup." "But what is the tea?" " Still tea." " Exactly." "In the cup, on the table, or on the floor, it moves from one container to another, but it's still tea." "Like the mind after death, it moves from one body to another, but it is still mind." "Even in the towel, it's still tea." "The same tea." "None for me, thanks." "Once we're certain about the reincarnation, the child would receive a special education." "He could become a very powerful figure in our society, a spiritual leader." "Even if he's an American?" "I mean, what, you're offering Jesse life in a Buddhist monastery?" " Is that it?" " Of course." "If he wanted it." "Or he could go on with his life here and decide when he's older." "But first, to be sure of the reincarnation, we will take Jesse to Bhutan, consult the Abbot of the monastery... and all the experts." "Now you look angry." "I am." "To take a child away from his family, in this country, we call kidnapping." "Vroom!" " Special delivery for Lama Norbu!" " Oh." "Thank you." " Vroom!" " We hoped you and your wife... would come with him." " To Bhutan?" " Yes." "It's a very beautiful country." "Well, well." "It seems there's another candidate... for the reincarnation of Lama Dorje." "A little boy from Kathmandu." "Are there a lot of us?" "How many are there?" "I want to meet them." "Come on, let's go." "Come on." "This has gone too far." "We're outta here." " Jesse." "Jesse." " Lama Norbu!" " Lama!" " Say good-bye, Jesse." " Don't forget your book, Jesse Long-Ears." " Good-bye, Lama Norbu." "Lama Norbu!" "Oh, my father, why have you hidden the truth from me for so long?" "Why have you lied to me about the existence of suffering, sickness, poverty," "old age and death?" "If I've lied to you, Siddhartha, it has been because I love you." "Your love has become a prison." "How can I live here as I lived before... when so many are suffering outside?" "You never wanted to go outside." " Father." " Mm-hmm." "I must find an answer to suffering." "Even if you betray me, Siddhartha, have you no pity for the wife you leave, and for your own son?" "My... child is born?" "Born this very evening." "Think of them, Siddhartha." "You too are a father." "You too have a duty." "You cannot leave now." "Even my love for Yasodhara... and my son... cannot remove the pain I feel." "For I know that they too will have to suffer, grow old... and die." "Like you, like me," "like us all." "Yes." "We must all die... and be reborn... and die again, and be reborn and die, and be reborn and die again." "No man can ever escape that curse." "Then that... is my task." "I... will lift that curse." "Lock the gate." "Double the guard." "If the Prince tries to escape, he must be stopped by force." "Hello." "Evan?" "I can't believe it." "When?" "How did it happen?" "It's" " Oh, God." "In San Francisco." "I'll try to get a flight out tonight." "What happened to Evan?" "Evan had an accident." "Is he dead?" "Just a minute, Jesse." ""As soon... as he left his father," "Siddhartha went to see his wife and his newborn son." "His heart was torn, but his mind was made up." "Channa." "Channa." "Channa." " A magic mist had descended over everything." " Channa." "The whole court had fallen into a deep sleep." "Channa." "Channa." "Channa." "Channa." "Channa." "Channa," " wake up." "Get Kantaka." " What?" "Get Kantaka." "Mind no one sees you and meet me at the old gate." " Go now." " Yes, my Lord." "Only the great elephants are awake, my Lord." "The whole world is dreaming, Channa." "But for Siddhartha the dream was ending." "His long journey of awakening had begun." "Who are they, Channa?" "Are they robbers?" "No, my Lord." "They're ascetics." "Ascetics?" "Why are they so thin and naked?" "They have given up all the comforts of life, my Lord." "They have sworn never to leave the forest..." " until they have reached Enlightenment." " Enlightenment?" "These are for you." "Channa," "I am doing this for everyone." "I am looking for freedom." "The five ascetics... witnessed these miracles and were filled with wonder." "They became Siddhartha's first disciples."" " I'm... so sorry about Mr. Evan, Mr. Conrad." "I" " Thanks, Maria." " I know." " Is Jesse all right?" "Yeah." "He's" "He read in his room all afternoon." "He's asleep now." "Thank you, Maria, for staying and everything." "Do you want me to fix you something to eat?" "No, thanks." "Cab's waiting outside to take you home." "Okay, thank you." "Good night." "Good night." "Come on." "Too hungry." "Lisa, I think Jesse should go to Bhutan." " What?" " I think Jesse should go to Bhutan." "You're joking, right?" "No." "I've just changed my mind." "About a lot of things these last two days." "What are you saying?" "That you've suddenly started to believe..." "Jesse is this Tibetan lama?" "I thought you were the one that was open to the idea." "Come on, Dean." "This is crazy." "What's going on?" "Nothin's goin' on." "Just think of it as a career opportunity for Jesse." "He can..." "get a little robe..." " and sit on the floor and do meditation..." " It's not funny." " and hang out with the other monks and" " It's not funny, Dean!" "Jesse can't go to Bhutan." "It's just for a couple of weeks." "No, he can't go." "He's got school." "And I'm in the middle of the semester and I can't take him." "I thought I could go with him." " Just the two of you?" " Yeah." "While I stay here?" "But you've never looked after Jesse before." "He's never been away from me." "There's nothing I can do here now except wait... for lawyers to talk to lawyers to talk to lawyers." "Maybe it's the time I need to think about what to do with the rest of my life." "Without me?" "I love you, Lisa." "You'd better." "It's just for a couple of weeks." "It'll be all right." " What if they decide Jesse is this reincarnation?" " They never will." "They already have another candidate, a little boy in Kathmandu." "I'm sorry, Dean." "I'm sorry." "I'm just upset with myself being upset." "I'm just" "For not encouraging you and for... not being able to be with you and Jesse." "And because you're taking the adventure away from me." "Dad." "Dad!" "Good morning, Jesse Long-Ears." "Were you sleeping, Lama?" "No, I was meditating." "What's meditating?" "It is being totally quiet and relaxed, separating yourself from everything around you," "setting your mind free like a bird." "And you can then see your faults... as if they were passing clouds." "Look." "If we can learn to meditate in the right way, we can all reach Enlightenment." "For six years," "Siddhartha and his followers... lived in silence and never left the forest." "For drink, they had rain." "For food, they had a grain of rice... or a broth of mud, or the droppings of a passing bird." "They were trying to master suffering... by making their minds so strong... they would forget about their bodies." "Then, one day..." "Siddhartha heard an old musician... from a passing boat speaking to his pupil." "If you tighten the string too much, it will snap." "And if you leave it too slack, it won't play." "Suddenly, Siddhartha realized... that these simple words held a great truth... and that in all these years he had been following... the wrong path." "If you tighten the string too much, it will snap." "And if you leave it too slack, it will not play." "The village girl offered Siddhartha her bowl of rice." "And for the first time in years, he tasted proper food." "But when the ascetics saw their master... bathing and eating like an ordinary person, they felt betrayed, as if Siddhartha had given up the great search for Enlightenment." "Come..." " and eat with me." " You have betrayed your vows, Siddhartha." " You have given up the search." " We can no longer follow you." " We can no longer learn from you." " To learn is to change." "The path to Enlightenment is in the Middle Way." "It is the line between all opposite extremes." "If I can reach Enlightenment, may this bowl... float upstream." "The Middle Way was the great truth Siddhartha had found, the path he would teach to the world." " Thank you." " Dad, look!" "Are you sure the other boy will be here today, Sangay?" "Of course, of course." "He's always here." "Wow, Dad, isn't it great?" "Yeah, it's lookin' at us." "It's a dome, like the one on your building." "Lama, can I go around and touch those things?" "The prayer wheels?" "Of course." "But remember, you should always walk around clockwise." " Okay, Dad?" " He will be completely safe here." "Okay, Jesse." "I'll see you later." "I'll be watching you!" "Hey, Dad!" "Hey!" "Hey, buddy!" " That's... the boy." " Yes, that is Raju." "Look, Champa, the other candidate." "Amongst all these people, the two of them... have found each other." "How much you give?" "Ten rupee?" "Five rupee?" " One rupee?" " I don't have any money." "What's in your pocket?" " It's my Gameboy." "You want to try?" " Oh!" "Yeah." "I'm champion of Kathmandu." "You're good." "Hey!" "I am champion of Kathmandu!" " What is he doing?" " I'll get it back!" "Come back!" "Hey!" "Dad?" "Hey!" "Mantu!" "Mantu, come back!" "Hey!" "Hey!" "American boy!" "Hey!" "My brother is very naughty, but great singer." " Thanks." "My name's Jesse." " I'm Raju." "Come!" " Hey, up here, buddy." " Dad!" "Hey, Dad!" " Champa, can I ask you something?" " Of course." "Is Lama Norbu sick?" "I see him taking those pills." "He's... not completely well, but very strong." "Dad!" "Dad, this is my new friend." " He found me when I was lost." " We know, Jesse." "We know." "We've been waiting for you both." "We are very pleased to meet you, Raju." "Sangay has told us much about you." "It is good that two of the candidates... have found each other in this way." "Now we must visit a third candidate... whom I've only just heard about." "It will be a very long drive." "So let us hope it is Lama Dorje's..." "last joke." "Lama Dorje always made jokes about impermanence." "Lama, what's "impermanence"?" "You see these people?" "All of us... and all the people alive in the world today" "A hundred years from now we'll all be dead." "That is impermanence." "Jesse?" "Hey." "Hey, Jesse." " You wanna call Mom?" " Yeah." "Come on." "I send help, sahib." " Car broken, sahib?" " Yeah." "Very bad karma." "Oh." "I hope your journey was not too tiring, Lama." "Thank you." "Thank you." " Now I want to meet the child." " Here is my precious." "Gita." "Come and meet Lama Norbu." "Gita, this is Jesse and Raju." "I am the real Lama Dorje, and you are both fakes." "Lama Dorje wasn't a woman." "He was the abbess of a convent." "How would you know?" "I'm sorry, you don't go to school." "And you're a foreigner." "I have a secret garden." "Come." "Come, O ignorant boys." "Me?" "Right here in this garden, my grandfather, who was a raja and a great saint, was eaten by a tiger." " Yeah, right!" " There was a terrible famine, and the tiger was looking for food to feed her babies." "So my grandfather offered himself." "He must've been pretty stupid to do something like that." "Only a great being can do something like that." "Eat me, O poor tiger!" "Eat me!" "You're so hungry!" "Eat me!" "Oh, no!" "Aah!" " Don't eat me!" " This tooth belonged to the tiger that ate my grandfather." "Cool." "You can't fool me." "I heard this story a thousand times, but he don't know that." "My late husband, a man of great faith, made a donation every year to Lama Dorje's monastery." "Then one day, Lama Dorje came here." "Unannounced." "Just appearing at the door like a miracle." "He stayed for two days." "And just as he was leaving, he placed his hand... on my stomach..." "like this." "For a long time, I didn't know what it meant." "But immediately after Lama Dorje died," "I became pregnant." "Something which my husband and I had thought... was impossible." "A month ago, she wrote to me to come right away... because a most amazing thing had happened." " One night, the child" " Gita was... chanting prayers in Tibetan, saying things I couldn't understand." "She was speaking Tibetan in her sleep?" "The Heart sutra." "A little miracle." "How could she know that?" "She was speaking Sanskrit." "Wow, look at that monkey!" " He look like my monkey." " They are all my monkeys." "What's that one called over there?" "Don't laugh." "You'll scare them." "Do you know..." "Siddhartha reached Enlightenment under this tree?" " Yeah?" " Anyhow, a tree just like this one." "Lama!" "Lama, is it true?" "Is this really, like, Siddhartha's tree?" "Well, probably something very similar." "It was outside a little village called Bodgaya." "Siddhartha sat under a great tree, just like this one." "He had found the Middle Way... and restored his body to health." "And then five girls appeared." "They looked like innocent village girls, but in fact they were the five daughters of Mara," "Lord of Darkness." "They were the spirits of Pride," "Greed, Fear," "Ignorance and Desire." "And Mara had sent them... to tempt Siddhartha away from his search." "Mara had tried to tempt Siddhartha... in the cleverest of ways:" "by disguising the temptations of life... in the simplest forms." "But Siddhartha was looking beyond form, beyond the present." "And now Mara was enraged." "It seemed as if Mara had been defeated, but in fact he had not yet given up the battle." "Now he attacked again." "You who go where no one else will dare, will you be my god?" "Architect, finally I have met you." "You will not rebuild your house again." "But I am your house, and you live in me." "O lord of my own ego, you are pure illusion." "You do not exist." "The earth is my witness." "Siddhartha won the battle against an army of demons, just through the force of his love... and the great compassion he had found." "And he achieved... the great calm that precedes... detachment from illusions." "He had reached beyond himself." "He was beyond joy or pain, separate from judgment." "Able to remember that he had been... a girl, a dolphin, a tree, a monkey." "He remembered his first birth... and the millions after that." "He could see beyond the universe." "Siddhartha... had seen the ultimate reality of all things." "He had understood... that every movement in the universe... is an effect provoked by a cause." "He knew there was no salvation... without compassion for every other being." "From that moment on," "Siddhartha was called the Buddha, the Awakened One." "Welcome to our home." "Go on, join them, if you dare." "They began making this mandala the day I left the monastery." "And now it is almost complete." "It's beautiful." "Why is it made of sand?" "To show the impermanence of all within the universe." "So when it is completed, it'll be destroyed with one gesture." "Like that." "It is very mysterious, Your Holiness." "All three children show the same signs." "Then we must ask the oracle, Lama Norbu." "Though in the end, only you can decide." "Raju!" "Raju!" "Oh, my teacher," "I'm so happy to have found you again." "Raju, come here!" "Raju!" "Oh, my teacher," "I'm so happy to have found you again." "My teacher," "I'm so happy to have found you... at last." "Perhaps one day, you will find me." "I am truly happy, three times happy." "But how can we all be Lama Dorje?" "It is very rare, but it has happened before." "Separate manifestations... of the body, the speech and the mind." "None of these three exists without the others." "All of us are attached... like the world to the universe." "But remember this:" "The most important thing of all... is to feel compassion for all beings, to give of oneself, and above all, to pass on knowledge, like the Buddha." "Jesse!" "Jesse!" " You all right?" " Uh, yes, thank you." "A little overcome, that's all." " It's been a kind of emotional time for all of us." "I'm afraid..." "I'm not a very good example... of Buddhist detachment." "Children." "We are all children." "Um... the bowl is for Jesse." "And, uh, this is for you." "My work is done." "Now I can rest." "I can go back to..." "Tibet, to the place I was born." "You still don't believe in reincarnation, do you?" "Yesterday, he talked about going back to Tibet." "He must have meant something different." "Someone like Lama Norbu can remain like this... for ten days... or even more." "He can sit like a mountain, serene and unmovable." "And he can meditate deep and vast as ocean." "And then, smoothly, while doing meditation, he can enter into the state of death... with his own will." " He's dying." " We're all dying every minute." "Death is a big part of life." "Every breath that we breathe... we die." "What about his passion for life?" "What about the people he's leaving behind?" "He will come back." "I don't know if I believe it, but I'd like to." "Lama Norbu passed away." "Raju!" "Jesse!" "Gita!" "They are chanting the Heart Sutra." "The beautiful prayer." "Keep it with you in your hearts, always." "Form is empty." "Emptiness is form." "No eye, ear, nose, tongue, body, mind." "No color, sound, smell, taste, touch, existing thing." "Lama Norbu just said:" "No eye, no ear, no nose." "No Jesse, no Lama!" "No you!" "No death and no fear!" "No old age in death." "No end to old age in death." "No suffering." "No "cause of"... or "end to"... suffering." "No path." "No wisdom." "And no gain." "No gain." "Thus bodhisattvas lived... in perfect understanding with no hindrance of mind." "No hindrance, therefore, no fear." "Far beyond deluded thoughts." "This is Nirvana." " I can't get it open." " I'll show you." "This is Lama Norbu's kata." "This is Lama Norbu." "Come on, buddy!" "Give me a hand here." "Come on, Lisa." "Everybody goes!" "Okay, I'm coming!" "I only wish we had a crane to get me on board." "I can hear him kicking!" "Or her." "Hey, Jesse." "Is it time?" "Yes." "I think it's time."

"Hey." "Ohh!" "You scared me." "Sorry." "I hit a wall." "Whoa, oh." "Give me a second." "Well, our time's almost up, anyway." "Here, let me just show you a couple of cool-down stretches." "Next time." "You hired me as your personal trainer, right?" "Right." "And here's your training lesson for today." "Next time needs to be now time." "It's just..." "I got some errands to run." "I'll see you Saturday." "Hey!" " Yeah." " Terry." "Pain is not gain." "Got it?" "I got it." "♪ I'm talkin' behind your back ♪" "♪ you better be payin' attention ♪" "♪ there's a war goin' on" "♪ rollin' up my short sleeves" "♪ ...almost everything I ever had ♪" "♪ and you make me so mad" "♪ I'm lookin' at..." "What do you mean, he's not going?" "Every kid loves trick-or-treating." "Henry's scared." "One of his little buddies told him Halloween was the only time when all the real monsters come out because they can blend in." "Never thought about that." "Good monster strategy." "You did tell him it wasn't true, right?" "Of course I did." "But he's convinced." "Childhood fears are resistant to adult logic." "Sometimes you just have to wait it out." "For how long?" "Well, if he's 23 and this still worries you, you got a problem." "Well, see, the thing is, I think I am partly to blame." "How?" "Well, the other night will and I were up late, we were having some wine, talking about some of the cases we've worked on, and at one point, I said I felt like there was no end" "to all the monsters walking around, and..." "Henry sneaked into the room to listen to the grownups." "Yeah." "We need a cone of silence for our house." "Those of you who like a good mystery, please unleash your inner Agatha Christie, 'cause this one's a real humdinger." "Gary Ellard, Barry Deaver, Paul Hicks, Terry Rodgers." "Over the course of the last month and a half, these 4 men have gotten in their cars in La Grande, Oregon, and drove into the never-to-be-seen-agains-ville, poof, gone." "The latest victim Terry Rodgers disappeared 24 hours ago." "Forensic evidence point us anywhere?" "Uh, point would imply there is evidence, and there is no evidence, at least for the first 3 victims." "No forensics, no witnesses, no ransom demands." "Maybe these guys just voluntarily decided to hit the road." "4 sudden disappearances in a community this small-- this isn't about seeking green pastures." "Based on last known sightings, we're dealing with a sizeable geographic area." "He's efficient and well organized." "It's not easy to make 4 people vanish and stay vanished." "It has been done before, though." "Political kidnappings frequently require holding multiple adults simultaneously." "Or they're already dead." "Nothing says "can't be found"" "like a shallow grave in the middle of nowhere." "Assuming they are alive, how is the unsub controlling them?" "And for what purpose?" "The time between abductions is shortening with each victim." "Wheels up in 30." "♪ Criminal Minds 8x05 ♪ The Good Earth Original Air Date on October 31, 2012" "== sync, corrected by elderman ==" "♪" ""I became insane, with long intervals of horrible sanity."" "Edgar Allan Poe." "Garcia, anything on the last victim, Terry Rodgers?" "Only that he's unemployed and lives in a cabin in the woods." "But primitive, like no flush toilet primitive." "That doesn't fit the victimology of the other 3." "Ellard coaches track and field at a local college," "Deaver's a small business owner, and Hicks is an attorney." "All married with young families." "Another difference-- the first 3 victims were all born and raised in La Grande." "Terry Rodgers only moved to town a couple of months ago." "Do you know where from, Garcia?" "Rhode Island." "Though there's a 5-month gap between Terry being in Rhode Island and then arriving in Oregon." "Where he was and what he was doing is a big fat blank." "It says here that vomit was found in the vicinity of his abduction." "Mm." "Thank you for reminding me of that disgusting detail, Dreamy D." "Yes, that vomit has been collected and is being analyzed as we speak, and I'm very grateful that I have this job and someone has that one that's not me." "Rodgers is the obvious anomaly of the 4, but there's no apparent overlap between any of the victims." "Almost like the unsub was selecting his targets at random." "Blake, you and Morgan go talk to the families of the victims." "See if there's something that links them that's not on paper." "Dave and I will go to the abduction site." "Reid, you and JJ go to Terry Rodgers' cabin." "He's the one we know least about." "Maybe he made himself obscure for a reason." "Sheriff, I'm Agent Hotchner." "This is Agent Rossi." "Sheriff Colwin." "I am glad to have your help." "The best we can reconstruct it, victim's car veered off the road at a low rate of speed, plowed through the fence, and ended up in the field." "He managed to get about 20 feet away before throwing up." "The photo showed a second set of tracks." "Were you able to pull a tread pattern?" "We're checking on it right now." "Maybe our guy got sick and had to pull over." "Or he was forced off the road." "Either way, the unsub was following him." "Mrs. Deaver, did your husband give any indication at all that something might be wrong the night he disappeared?" "No, not at all." "Barry was supposed to coach our son's little league game that night." "So he wasn't depressed, preoccupied?" "Nothing." "It was a day like any other day." "This is what happens to other people." "You see it on the news, you know." "Give it, what, 30 seconds of your time?" "Shake your head, go back to whatever stupid thing you were doing." "Washing dishes or putting away laundry." "You never think it's going to happen to you." "Go ahead, you're on speaker, Garcia." "Sir, I just got the full lab report for the... you know, the regur-- for the puke, and there's no toxins or bacterial infections." "However, Terry Rodgers did have elevated levels of Melatonin in his system." "And I'm sending you the full lab report..." "Now, on your phones." "Elevated?" "His Melatonin levels are off the chart." "Is that significant?" "It's a sedative." "An amount this large would induce extreme drowsiness." "Do you think he might have overdosed my accident?" "No, no, this was no accident." "The victim was drugged." "Sheriff, the police report said there were groceries in Rodgers' car." "Do you know if he ate anything out of the bags?" "He didn't." "We compared the supermarket receipt to what was in the bags." "Nothing missing." "So, how did Rodgers unknowingly ingest such a massive dose of Melatonin?" "You know, aside from the outhouse, this cabin isn't so primitive." "Ok." "Economics, philosophy, political theory." "It isn't exactly breezy, take to the beach reading." "I would, but I don't really like the beach." "Why is that?" "Sandy food, pink skin, limited and unengaging topography, but mostly the drug-resistant bacteria spread by sea gull feces." "Sorry I asked." "You know, there's a lot of material here about global warming, overcrowding." "The evils of technology." "There's no phone, no TV." "I wonder what this guy does for fun." "I think maybe I just found the answer." "Tread marks were inconclusive." "Probably from a pickup truck, though." "What's that?" "The likely routes our 4 victims to on the day they disappeared." "Gary Ellard-- apartment, DMV, was a no-show for his morning class at Eastern Oregon University." "Barry Deaver--home, gas station, never made it to his karate group." "Paul Hicks--home, daughter's preschool, doctor's appointment." "He was supposed to meet a client over here but never showed." "And we already know about Terry Rodgers." "And all this tells you what?" "It's more about what it doesn't tell us." "None of the lines intersect." "I just had a chat with Terry Rodgers' personal trainer." "She said he never talked about his private life." "He's shelling out for a personal trainer?" "This is a guy with no indoor plumbing." "She said he was dedicated." "Not in great shape, but dedicated." "Hey." "You're talking to the room, P.G." "Mm." "If by P.G. You mean parental guidance strongly advised," "I say P.A., prudent advice." "Ok, here's what's happened." "I checked all the employees and vendors and delivery people who work at the supermarket where Terry Rodgers bought his groceries, and there were no red flags." "Also, Barry Deaver, the second victim," "I found his car." " Where?" " Impounded." "It was abandoned 3 weeks ago on Fish Hatchery Road, picked up by Gus' Towing Service, where it has been collecting dust and racking up storage fees ever since." "Where's Fish Hatchery Road?" "Off the beaten track, like Terry Rodgers." "Looks like the unsub's hunting grounds are rural and remote." "Well, to have ended up there," "Barry Deaver must have gone on a diagonal, north first, and then headed west towards his karate class." "So, did you learn anything?" "Yeah." "Spence here does not like the beach." "I don't." "Terry Rodgers definitely wanted to live off the grid." "A small generator for minimal electrical needs." "No phone, no TV, no radio." "And lots of material about the evils of technology, living healthy off the land, that sort of thing." "Sounds like the unabomber." "We did find a small stash of marijuana hidden away." "Did you find any evidence that a baby lived there or visited there?" "Uh, no, why?" "I just got the list of things that he bought at the supermarket." "4 jars of baby food." "A body matching Rodgers' description was found in a river 10 miles out of town." "Easy." "Easy." "Right there." "A fisherman found him washed up on a bank." "Well, other than the ligature marks on the wrists and ankles, there's no signs of violence or torture." "A lot of care was taken with the killing and disposing of the body." "Sedation and drowning." "We may have to dramatically reassess who the unsub is." "What do you mean?" "We might be looking for a woman." "Mommy?" "Lexy!" "I told you to never come out here by yourself." "I know, but I'm hungry." "Stay away from the barn." "There's a lot of dangerous equipment in there." "You could hurt yourself." "Go back to the house and stay there." "I'll be in to fix you something." "But I mean it-- stay there." "Ok." "There's got to be something else that links these victims." "They were all athletic." "Ellard teaches track and field." "Deaver has a martial arts studio." "Paul Hicks had tendonitis from playing competitive tennis." "But Rodgers' trainer said that he was out of shape." "Did the medical examiner determine Rodgers' time of death?" "3 hours from when he was found at the river." "So the unsub kept Rodgers alive for the entire day before drowning him." "Go ahead, Garcia." "Ok." "I've got something." "That's really bugging me." "I can't figure out what Terry Rodgers was doing those missing 5 months." "I mean, you can't sit on a park bench in this country and not leave a paper trail." "But you figured it out." "No." "This is me venting." "What I did figure out was what Terry Rodgers was doing in Rhode island before he went awol." "Check it." "He was married, divorced, married again, currently way behind on child support payments to wife number two, and that's all I know." "If you'll excuse me, I have more digging to do." "Owes child support." "Could explain why Rodgers vanished for 5 months." "And why he lived off the grid." "Hard to find." "And that's what links him to the other victims." "They all fathered children." "We believe the unsub that we're looking for is a woman, who is highly organized, she's thorough, and she's patient." "Based on the complexity and the sophistication of the abductions, we think she is most likely between the ages of 30 and 40." "She's familiar with the rural area surrounding La Grande." "Either a native or someone who's lived there for a while." "We think she's keeping her victims in isolation in the countryside, which means she has access to land or a structure that is remote, hidden, and private." "She's abducting exceptionally health conscious men, ideal specimens, if you will." "Specimens." "For what?" "Possible breeding." "Ability to father children is something we think she's looking for in her victims." "They're all age appropriate, and they are all fathers." "But why kill the last victim?" "She may have seen him as being flawed." "He was the least physically fit of the 4, and he neglected to pay child support." "Making him undesirable." "The victims may be surrogates for a man that she wants but she cannot have." "Because she killed the last victim, we have to consider the possibility that the unsub is engaged in some sort of elimination process." "Preselecting a handful of prime candidates and then whittling them down one by one until she has her ideal breeding partner." "And if this is the case, the the killing's just begun." "Mommy, what's the matter?" "We got a frequent flier." "Which one?" "The tomato lady." "I don't believe this." "Emma." "Dr. Gourse." "Thank God you're here." "Those other doctors don't understand my history." "Yeah, I thought we talked about this last time." "Yeah, we did." "But the scleroderma came back." "Look." "There's nothing on your arm." "But it's right there." "You treated me after my husband died." "It's the same thing." "Yeah, your scleroderma was treated successfully." "You are fine now." "But this could be a mutation." "Things mutate." "What about Stevens-Johnson syndrome?" "Stevens-Johnson is extremely rare." "And you'd have severe blistering all over your face." "Emma, we talked before about how a delusion" "I'm not crazy." "Emma, listen to me." "There may be other issues that are going on with you." "Did you contact the therapist that I recommended?" "I guess that's no." "I'm still waiting on the full M.E. report on Terry Rodgers." "They say they want to retest some of the findings." "Did they say why?" "No." "I recognize that scowl, Aaron." "What are you thinking?" "Something Garcia said earlier about not being able to sit on a park bench in this country without leaving a paper trail." "And..." "So what if Rodgers wasn't in the country for those 5 months?" "It wouldn't be the first time someone crossed borders to get away from troubles." "Guys, there's something interesting about this grocery list." "What?" "Look at the items he bought in bulk." "Garlic, green tea, vitamin D, ginger." "All of these items are specifically known to boost the immune system." "What if Terry Rodgers was seriously ill?" "What about the baby food?" "A side effect of radiation treatment is sores inside the mouth." "In fact, doctors advise you to eat the way an infant would eat." "Chemotherapy?" "The marijuana in the cabin could have been medicinal." "I'll have Garcia check medical facilities outside the country." "And, Reid, you and JJ go to the medical examiner and have them look specifically for a pre-existing condition with Rodgers." "Hotch." "You were right." "Back in June, Rodgers checked himself into an experimental clinic in Mexico." "Cancer." "That's why the unsub disposed of him so quickly." "It was Hodgkin's lymphoma." "Did you find any sedatives in his system?" "The question is, what sedatives didn't we find?" "Melatonin, Valerian, marijuana, hops, catnip, kava-kava..." "Bone meal and kelp." "In the victim's stomach, along with some materials that we're retesting." "Take a look at the bottom." "Sawdust residue caked in the nostrils?" "Not just any sawdust." "Pure pinewood pellet sawdust." "It's usually imported from China." "Was it a 0.5% mixture?" "I don't know." "All I know is, it's not your everyday spread-on-the-floor sawdust." "Yeah." "That was Reid." "They found a half dozen natural sedatives in Rodgers' system." "I don't get it." "The unsub's drugging victims and trusting that they'll conk out at the right place at the right time." "Why not use a pharmaceutical drug?" "Or poison?" "Which would be quicker and a lot more reliable." "Natural holistic elements must be important to her." "She may have health issues of her own." "Go ahead, Garcia." "I just hit the trifecta, but with two things instead of 3." "What is that, a bifecta?" "Exacta." "What do you got?" "Well, that-- anyway, two missing vehicles not missing anymore." "Paul Hicks' car was found by some utility workers an hour ago." "It had rolled off into a ravine." "And Gary Ellard's car was picked up on a speeding violation in Coeur d'Alene, Idaho." "Idaho?" "Stolen by some local kids 10 days ago in La Grande." "Car was just sitting by the side of the road, keys in the ignition." "They made a typically sound teenage decision, decided to take it on a cross-state joyride." "Garcia, I need to know the exact spot where the vehicles were originally found." "On it." "All right, based on what we just got, this is the revised best guess on the victims' routes the days they were abducted." "Two intersect here, the other two here." "And this is where Terry Rodgers bought his groceries." "It looks like Paul Hicks might have gone there after his doctor's appointment." "Now, what was at the intersection where Deaver and Ellard crossed?" "That's a shopping center with a dozen or so businesses." "We're getting a list right now." "One of our deputies sighted an abandoned car on the outskirts of town." "There was a second set of tire tracks behind it that matched those found at Terry Rodgers' abduction site." "Vehicle's registered to Cheryl Winslow, 4801 Davenport Avenue." "These are all from a baby shower." "We contacted her husband." "She's due in 3 weeks." "If this is our unsub, taking a pregnant woman would be a huge shift in victimology." "We profiled she was abducting the men as breeders." "But why take someone else's baby if you're planning on having your own?" "Maybe she can't have one or she lost one." "Ok, so this-- this isn't about fertility, but the experience these men would bring as fathers." "Could she be building a family?" "Ohh..." "Oh, please." "Oh, please." "What are you doing?" "!" "Keep still." "Oh, my God!" "Prep and get her to O.R. 3." "Doctor, is she gonna make it?" "There's been massive blood loss." "She was given a C-section with a serrated-edge knife, then crudely stitched back up." "We found her and the baby in our parking lot." " How's the baby?" " The child is fine." "It's her I'm worried about." "Excuse me." "Touch-and-go for a while, but she's going to make it." "Thank God." "It was a crude stitch-up job, but functional." "Probably what saved her life." "Whoever did this had some practice somewhere." "You think there'd be any way we could talk to her?" "It's very important." "I'm sorry, but the next 24 hours are critical." " She's heavily sedated." " I understand." "Her husband's here." "Excuse me." "Our unsub removed the baby, then returned mother and child to a hospital." "Baby wasn't due for 3 more weeks." "If the unsub's trying to put together the perfect family, maybe a premature infant isn't good enough." "Let's hope not." "That means she'll go out looking for a healthier baby now." "Mommy?" "Mommy?" "Lexy, get down from there!" "That was Hotch." "The doctor told him the placenta was scraped completely out of the victim's uterus." "Every bit of it." "You know, the placenta does carry special significance in many cultures." "In ancient Egypt, it had its own hieroglyph." "And the Ibo tribe in Nigeria considered it to be the child's dead twin." "Well, that would be helpful, if our unsub was an ancient Egyptian or Ibo tribeswoman, but..." "I can hear the high-pitched whine from your I.Q. all the way over here." "What is it?" "It could be placentophagy." "What?" "Consuming it." "In the wild, it's common for animals to eat their own afterbirth." "It's super rich in nutrients." "Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait." "So the unsub might have harvested this last victim... for food?" "Here." "No!" "No..." "No, please, mommy." "I promise I won't go to the barn again." "I promise." "This is not punishment." "I'm trying to keep you healthy." "No!" "No!" "Ohh!" "What's wrong with you?" "!" "Do you have any idea what I did to get that for us?" "Uhh!" "It's ruined." "I'm sorry." "Oh, I'm sorry I yelled at you." "But..." "Mommy?" "It's about food." "Herbal sedatives, gruel, and now the placenta." "Ugh." "And FYI, there's no record of anyone in La Grande buying that weird kind of sawdust the M.E. found." "I'll widen the search." "We still need to figure out how this unsub was able to drug all these men." "The southeast intersect doesn't get us much." "Laundromat, video rental store." "The other intersect is the supermarket, but none of the employees recognized Paul Hicks." "He never shopped there." "Garcia, what day of the week were each of the victims abducted?" "Let me see." "Gary Ellard on a Monday, Barry Deaver on a Saturday," "Terry Rodgers and Paul Hicks both on a Thursday." "Is there anything special that happens in the vicinity of the market on Thursdays?" "Uh...wow, you've done this before, haven't you?" "Yeah." "There's a farmers market across the street from the supermarket every Thursday morning." "And where is it today?" "Pendleton, about 40 miles north on Interstate 84." "I'm sending Blake and Morgan." "Enjoying your Melatonin bar?" "Job's making you paranoid, Blake." "Well, apparently a lot of people work this market." "It's not like everybody else knows everybody else." "I'm gonna get a list of vendors and launch Garcia anyway." "You can see how it happened, though." "And Terry Rodgers got his groceries, made his way back to his car..." "Grabbed a power drink on his way home." "He drank it... and then he tossed it." "Now the Melatonin's in his system with no evidence of where it came from." "Hey, what do you got?" "Full toxicology report." "And?" "Unlike any tox panel I've ever seen before." "They found gypsum?" "Yeah." "Gypsum's rich in sulphur, a vital plant nutrient." "She's feeding her captives soil additives?" "Seed meals, too." "Look, cotton, flax." "Come on." "It's animal feed." "Why would you treat a human being like livestock?" "People raise cattle to eat." "The unsub might be using the placenta as food, but nothing in the profile suggested cannibalism." "I mean...unless the sawdust they found in Terry Rodgers' nose..." "What about it?" "When livestock die, animal carcasses turn into a useful soil amendment through the aerobic biodegration process." " Like compost." " Exactly." "You need to add a substrate high in carbon to balance the nitrogen, and one of the most efficient substrates on earth is pure sawdust." "She's using her victims as human fertilizer." "How are you feeling, honey?" "Mm..." "This won't hurt you." "I made it all from roots and herbs." "All it does is help you take a little nap." "And when you wake up, you'll be the beautiful little girl that you are." "Ok, put your arms around me now." "How are we doing with the farmers market background search?" "Not good." "Turns out that people who grow organic rutabagas are loosey-goosey about punching in a time clock." "Sheriff, if we expand the search of the second intersection by a few square blocks, would we find any markets or restaurants?" "There's a health food co-op 3 blocks away." "The soil will heal you." "Sheriff, the surgeon who operated on Cheryl Winslow said that whoever did the C-section might have done one before." "If she did, we never heard about it." "Nothing like this has ever happened in La Grande." "Well, we can keep looking, expand the search radius to nearby towns." "What about farms?" "My grandparents had a farm in Pennsylvania." "Once my grandmother had to deliver a calf by C-section to a cow that was in distress." "Go ahead, Garcia." "I have got something." "Emma Kerrigan." "She runs a small juice and vegetable stand at the farmers market, and she works part-time giving out free samples at the health food co-op." "I'm sending you her picture now." "That sounds like our unsub." "Where does she live?" "Piping Rock Farms west of town, with 100 acres, belonged to her husband's family." "Wait, she has a husband?" "Had." "Died in a car accident a year and a half ago, leaving her and a 10-year-old daughter." "Let's go." "I've got more info on Emma Kerrigan." "30 E.R. visits in the past 6 months." "Big-time hypochondriac." "A co-worker says she didn't eat anything unless she grew it herself." "To be fair, she did have an actual skin disease a couple years ago-- scleroderma." "Garcia, did the E.R. visits coincide with the death of the husband?" "No." "She was sick with the scleroderma when he died." "Cleared up a few months later." "The E.R. visits didn't kick in until the following year." "Please..." "Clear." "Clear!" "Clear." "What's that?" "Garcia, what happened to Emma Kerrigan's husband's body after he died?" "Uh, cremated." "And what happened to the ashes?" "Obit says they were planning on spreading his ashes in the family garden throughout the 4 seasons." "Renewal, cycle of life, rejuvenation, that kind of thing." "Garcia, you got a map of the farm?" "Place this size, we need to narrow the search." "I got the satellite image." "There's two groups of buildings." "And then there's a small square patch next to a barn that could be a private garden." "All right, let's go." "Hotch." "Back garden." "Emma Kerrigan, FBI." "Put your hands where I can see them." "Emma, put that knife down." "No." "My daughter needs this." "Look at her." "Put it down so we can get her the help she needs." "My daughter will be dead by then." "I believe you, Emma." "I can see how sick she is." "I talked to your doctor." "Dr. Gourse?" "You talked to Dr. Gourse?" "Yes." "He said Lexy is too sick for this to work." "This man's blood won't do anything." "But it has to." "It's all I have left." "No." "No." "What can cure Lexy is what cured you." "Uh..." "Funeral homes are required by law to keep a portion of the remains of those that they cremate." "These are your husband's ashes." "Only these will make your daughter well." "Those are his?" "It's a miracle." "It's a miracle." "Not bad, Blake." "Not bad at all." "Took a chance." "I mean, I saw her fireplace there..." "Alfred Austin said," ""Show me your garden and I shall tell you what you are."" "I assume you're not trick-or-treating either?" "Ah, none of my treats seem to want to call me back, Rossi." "Then I'll buy you dinner." "I'm in." "Uh, excuse me, everybody." "I have an announcement to make." "As I'm sure some of you were aware," "Henry was a little nervous about going trick-or-treating this year." "But he's decided to go anyway." "Great." "What changed his mind?" "The BAU did." "I told him that he should go out on Halloween and try to figure out which monsters are real and which ones are not." "So he wants to be a profiler." "Ah." "He wants to be his favorite profiler." "Wow!" "Yeah!" "Oh, wow!" "You look great, Henry." "Put this on here." "Oh, he's official." "Yeah." "Tell him." "E equals MC squared!" "Oh, there it is!" "Ohh!" "The monsters don't stand a chance." "Oh, I know." "Shall we go get you some candy?" "Come on." "Whoo-hoo." "Watch your back, pretty boy." "== sync, corrected by elderman =="

"You know, I thought to maybe drive in to the town." "You want something?" "No." "Hunter?" "Who knew they would travel in pairs, I think." "Come!" "Come on!" "What's going on?" "You have a gun?" "Why would you have a gun?" "Jack!" "Jack." "Jack." "Is he dead?" " Jack." " Go to the house and call the police." "Go!" " Yeah?" " It's Jack." "I'm here." " What do you mean 'here'?" " Rome." "There is a bar near the main station." "Cafe de Ghetto." "Wait there." " Jack." " Papo." "It's been a while." "Who was the girl?" " A friend." " A friend?" "Those were Swedes." "I'm working on that." "It's gonna take some time." "Did she set you up?" "She had nothing to do with it." "Pity." "You can't stay here." "I made arrangements for you to leave town while I sort this out." "Take a right outside the bar." "Then second left." "Near Magenta you'll find dark blue Fiat Tempra with Pescara plates." "I've marked small town on the map." "Castelvecchio." "Stay there." "Lay low till you get my call." "Don't talk to anyone." "And above all," "Don't make any friends, Jack." "You used to know that." "'Giorno!" "Hello" " Where are you from?" " I?" "Ah, you're an American." " Yes, "A American."" " Not "A American ', but' an American."" "L'americano." " Can I help you?" " I'm not good with machines" " Are you an American?" " Yes." " Speak Italian?" " A little." " On vacation?" " A working vacation." "Do you work?" "What kind of job do you have?" "I am a photographer." " Take pictures" " Yes." " What kind of photos?" " Pictures of architecture, landscape." " People?" " No people." "Just publication for magazines." "Magazines?" "Which magazines?" " Different ones." "Casa Editrice" " Okay." "You must share a glass of wine with me." " Come tonight." " I can't, no." "You want to know the truth about Abruzzo?" "The priest sees everything." " Yeah?" " It's Jack." "You don't answer the cell I gave you." "I'm not good with machines." "You don't make this easy for me, Jack." "Gotta job for you." "It's a custom fit." "You don't even have to pull the trigger." "I'll think about it." "The quality of the brandy is good." "Smooth." "The only good thing to come from the French." " You study our history?" " No." "You come to Italy to make a guidebook and you don't care about history?" " I take pictures." " Of course." "You're American." "You think you can escape history." "You live for the present." "I try to, Father." "Hello" " I would like this cheese..." " A wheel of Pecorino?" "Okay, immediately. 12 Euros." " Here." " Thank you." "Here is the change." " Thanks." " And I thank you." " Thanks." " You're welcome." " Your coffee." " Thank you." " What you want, sir?" " Bring me an Americano." "In a minute." " I am Edward." " Mathilda." " Range?" " 150 to 175 meters." " Time?" " 5 seconds. 7 at the most." " Target?" " One." " Firing rate?" " Rapid." " Magazine capacity?" " Large, Preferably a 556." "The weapon must be fairly light and compact." "How compact?" "As compact as possible." "What, an automatic weapon to fit inside of a woman's purse?" "A small vanity case would be permissible." "Small briefcase should be possible." " Noise?" " Silencer." "I can only give you a suppressor." "It will dampen the decibels and dislocate the sound source." "Reduce the muzzle flash." "I can't make you silent but I can make you invisible as long as you're willing to lose the range." "2 o'clock." "Light blue shirt." "Sunglasses." "Is he with you?" "I didn't see him." "In any case I'm alone." " Your Coffee, American." " Thank you." "I can accept a slight loss of range." "You want a weapon with a firing capacity of a sub-machine gun with the range of a rifle." "Can you do it?" " Clark." "A package." " Clark." "Of course." "I'm Clara." "Thanks." "See you tonight." "All the sheep in my flock are dear to me." "But some are dearer than the most." "Especially those that have lost the way." "Fabio, mechanic." "Car doctor." "But I think his work is not always legal." "Did you ever want to be anything but a priest?" "Have you ever wanted to be anything other than..." "photographer?" " I do what I'm good at." " You have the hands of a craftsman." "Not an artist." "You are good with machines." "Yet you told me just the opposite when we first met." "Eh?" "Journalism can not make you a rich man." "Perhaps you are rich already." "A man can be rich if he has God in his heart." "I don't think God is very interested in me, Father." "Fabio." "Got some damage to my car." " Sorry, I'm busy." " I am the friend of father Benedetto." " The American?" " Yes." "I'm taking photographs to the mountains." "Okay, okay." "You need beautiful model for your photos." "Pretty Italian girl." "No, I need tools for a broken drive shaft." " Are you a mechanic?" " It's a hobby." "My garage... your garage." " However, you want to check a bit?" " Yes, thanks." " How much?" " Nothing." "Thank you." " Where's Clara?" " Not working tonight." " Want to drink anything?" " No, thanks." "Thanks." "Got a letter from a friend." "Three dead in Dalarna" "Hello again." "Is this place getting many visitors?" "This is only way to get here." "Did you check it for footprints and tire tracks?" "Three days ago I walked the river." "Both sides." "Let's check again." " Rounds?" " I prepared two kinds." " 10 jacket and 10 expand." " I'd like 20 of each." " And then 10 explosive." " Not a problem." " Will mercury do?" " Mercury will do very nicely." "I brought my own target." "There." " Muzzle velocity?" " About 360 miles an hour." "That's including 20 miles an hour off for the sound suppression." " What model?" " M14." "I've never had one before." "You'll find it easy." "I've rebalanced it by the way due to suppressor." "The fulcrum is 2 cm forward from the grip" "But that should not matter as I suppose you'd fire it from a fixed position." "There's no major recoil issues." "You should be able to hold any target, even the smallest." "Go to the flower." "Fire into these reeds." "Say two steps away for me." "Two bursts." "Five seconds apart." "The sound suppression is superb." "I could not place the direction of fire." "I shall require the rounds and the weapon by the first of next month." "In the meantime, could you try adjusting screws on the sight?" "It's too loose." "What about the case?" "It's a Samsonite briefcase, black." "Combination locks it." "Do you have a number you prefer?" " 014." " 014." "What should I do with these?" "How thoughtful!" "Asprinio." "Don't know it." "It's Muscatto, only frizzante." "Wouldn't look good if." "The picnic wasn't touched." " You chilled the wine." " Had to be chilled." "Italian cops." "Do not move." "So beautiful!" "It's endangered." " You like coming here." " Serves the purpose." "You've never taken a woman here before?" "No." "Perhaps you do not have a woman in your life." "Thank you for a lovely day, Mr. Butterfly." "Sergio Leone." "Italian." "No." "Slowly." "God." "Everything is strange." "Weird?" "Yes." "It is as if..." "As if you can't stop thinking about something." "Or someone." "Mr. Farfalla..." "You don't have to act." "Act?" "You might have to with other clients but you don't have to with me." "I want you to be exactly who you are." "I came here to get pleasure, not to give it." "Maybe I pretend very well..." "You give me my tips that the other girls get." "I do not sleep with other girls." "Hey, Mr. Farfalla." " How are you?" " Okay, thanks." "This is my girlfriend, Anna." "Hi." "Nice to meet you, Anna." "You want to join me for some coffee?" "No, go see an American movie." "Anna is learning English." "I would love to go to America." "But perhaps we can see each other soon." "On Wednesday I'm free." "OK, I'll be there." "Where?" "The usual place." "The usual place." "I forgot." "Where is our usual place?" "Let's go someplace new." "You can decide." " Locanda Grappalli?" " Great." "Locanda Grappalli - good food." " Grappali?" " See you there?" " See you there." " At 8." "8." "Goodbye, Mr. Farfalla." "Anna, I was nice to meet you." "Two more murdered prostitutes." "Yes." "The Swedes found me." "Stay put." "Finish the job." "How the fuck did they know I was here?" "Cause you've lost your edge, Jack." "Some are greater sinners than others." "Good morning." "You're up early!" "I needed some air." "I walk here to meditate." "I thank God for certain favors he has granted me." "And ask him to look after to those of my friends who are sinners" "All men are sinners." "But those who seek peace are much sinning in the history." "Maybe." "Forgive me, this is the priest in me speaking... but you have done much sinning, Mr. Clark." "Are you still do." "Something happened here last night." "Everything I've done I had good cause to do." "Do you wish to tell me?" " To confess?" " Yes." "For what reason?" "For your sake." " Perhaps I can pray for you." " Perhaps." "I wonder how many bastards have been made here" "You work in metal..." "You were given some steel by Fabio ..." "The car doctor." "Where was he conceived, Father?" "Why do you ask me that?" "You have each others photos." "You have each other's eyes." "Was he conceived here under the trees at night like all the other bastards?" "I do not remember, sir." "It was many years ago." "In the end, it is I who confesses to you." "You want me to do the same?" "For your own good." "You can not doubt the existence of hell." "You live in it." "It is a place without love." "Perhaps I don't have the right to wear these robes..." "But I have a heart... full of a father's love." "Something close to his heart." "And for that, I'm both grateful and happy." "What do you have?" "My friend?" "On time." "I was not sure, you know, you were coming." "I was not sure you meant me to." "Of course yes." " Good evening." " Good evening." "Can you bring us a bottle of mineral water and a Montepulciano?" "English menu?" "No, thanks." "German, Dutch?" "Gentleman speaks Italian as good as me." "I repeat:" "A bottle of mineral water and a bottle of Montepulciano d'Abruzzo." " With gas?" " No" "People from the provinces..." "Can I ask you something?" "Sure." "You're married?" "No." "I was sure this was your secret." "Why do I have to have a secret?" "You're a good man, but..." "You are a secret." "Excuse me." "No." "No, thanks." "No." "He thinks that we are a couple." " It's all right." " Thank you." "Hello." "I need some more time." "You're testing my patience." "Just give me a few more days." "You have two days." "Then you make a drop." " Hi." " Hi." "Where we go?" "Someplace beautiful." "We go to a picnic?" " Picnic." " Yeah, a picnic." "I have to practice my English." "Today we're going to have a picnic." "It is a beautiful day." " Where are we going?" " You'll see." "I think it is good we stay close to the road." "Don't worry, I've been down this road many times taking photographs." " Only you come here?" " Yes." "It is a paradise." "I'm going to swim in the water." "You come?" "It is cold." "Maybe." "Come, Mr. Farfalla." "Is beautiful, no?" "We make love in water..." "What'is wrong?" "We should have lunch." "Look." "It's a bullet." "I don't think so." "Edward... is it your real name?" "Can you put this behind?" "What?" "Nothing." " Grazie - just don't understand what the hell are you doing with a gun." "A friend of mine gave it to me." "The two prostitutes were killed in Pescara, right?" "Did you see what they do to them?" "The police showed me the photographs." "I wanted to feel safe with clients." "Does it make you feel safe with me?" "You're not a client." " Then why is it in your bag?" " Because I work tonight." "It is a "procession"." " A procession?" " Yes." "Tomorrow" "Want to do this together?" "Maybe." "Really?" "And after?" "After that, tomorrow, the next day..." "I can not stay forever, Clara." " It's time to go." " Take me home with you." "I can't." "Yeah?" "I'll make the delivery, then I'm out." "Hello?" "Palo?" "Okay, Jack." "You're out" "Now you listen to me carefully..." "A coffee." "I see you've brought it in with you." "Everything is here, as we agreed." "What is this?" "Thought you might have a sweet tooth." "That's very kind of you." "I guess I'll be reading about it in the "Tribune"?" "Yes." "I expect so." "I'm just going to the ladies." "Wait here." " You okay?" " I'm fine." "You?" "Just fine." "You won't need a gun." "You never know." "Final payment." "Goodbye, Mr. Butterfly." "Hello?" "What happened?" "There wasn't any opportunity." "Find one." "I'm following it now." "I was looking for you." "I'm here." "What are you doing tonight?" "I work tonight." "Don't." "If I ask you to come away with me, would you?" "Come away with you?" "Why not?" " Together?" " Together." " Forever?" " Forever." "I want you to take this and meet me at the river." " Eduardo?" " Go!" "Go!" "Who?" "For the same man... as you Jack." "Yes" "I'm sorry, Father." "Eduardo!" "Eduardo!" "Eduardo!"

"Áö³­ ÁٰŸ®" "Ok, you go to Aunt Honey's with me" "I go to your parents' with you and Jack's stepdad's with him" "And then we can go with Karen real quick to visit Stan in prison?" " Why not?" " Great" "Ok, I figure we each get one hour" "We'll set this timer and when it goes off" "We're out of there no matter what" "We do not respond to guilt shame, tears, or flattery" "There's still 40 minutes left on the timer What happened?" "There's really not much left to say after your husband tells you he wants you to start sleeping with other people" "He wants me to be sexually satisfied while he's in prison" "I don't know why" "He certainly didn't care while he was out" "Whatever you do do not tell my mother that Nathan and I broke up" "You haven't told her?" "You see how I went up at the end, like I cared?" "Look, she always said that I was wasting my time with him, and there's nothing she loves more than saying "I told you so."" "She's so obnoxious She even has a little told-you-so dance" "It's the one thing I asked you not to do!" "The woman was depressed" "I felt it was my duty as a fellow thespian to turn her mask of tragedy into one of comedy" "I'm gonna hurt you Right now" "Hey!" "That's enough!" "It's over!" "Ok. fasten your seat belts, folks" "You are about to meet my stepdad" "A man whose cruelty is exceeded only by his inability to love" "Welcome!" "I'm so thrilled to finally meet Jack's friends" "Hi, how are you?" "Good to see you" "Jackie!" "Father" "You're looking distant and shaming" "Àª ±×·¹À̽º 4½ÃÁð ¿¡ÇǼҵå 9 Moveable Feast (part2)" "Pick the lady and you win a dollar" "Red, black, black" "Just follow the lady" " Pick the queen" " Uh...this one?" "Sorry Jack?" "It's that one I know it is" "And once again you set me up for failure" "Those football players" "Their asses are so high" " I'm hungry" " I'm thirsty" "I could hump a tree" "It's...that one" "Sorry" "All right!" "You did it" "You know what that means, don't you?" "You get to keep my lucky cards" "No, I can't take these from you" " You said you liked 'em" " Yeah, they're great" "Come on I want you to have 'em" "No, I can't" "Oh, just take the cards, Elliot!" "Take the damn cards!" "The man wants you to have the cards take the cards!" "And you, man stop badgering the boy!" " You better take 'em" " Thanks" "All right" "Ding" "What are you doing?" "What's the matter with you?" "Ding the dang bell!" "Is there something wrong, Jack?" "If you have something to say to me, just say it" "Ok." "There is something that I've been wanting to tell you for a long time" "Gotta go Elliot!" "Well, these last few stops have been a nice warm-up now brace yourself for real dysfunction" "WASP dysfunction" "You can't say it You can't talk about it but you know it's there" "Kind of like a fart in church" "Just tell them about the code" "Oh, yes, the code" ""Business trip" is the code for my father's affair with his mistress otherwise known as "associate," "colleague," or "client."" "I learned that the hard way last Easter when I talked about taking on three clients at the same time" "If you're feeling remotely full after appetizers don't undo your top button" "You'll need that to hold in your feelings" " Hey, look who's here!" " Hey, guys!" "What's with the haircut?" "Thanks, Paul Nice to see you, too" "Hey, Willie.I just mentioned your haircut" "You don't have to cry about it" "Hey!" "Is that the brother you slept with as a substitute for the gay one you're in love with but can never really have?" "No." "That's his other brother Sam" "Paul, Peggy these are my friends" "Karen, Jack, and of course, Grace" "Grace, it's so nice to meet you" "There's a woman where I get my hair done in Westport She's Jewish, too" "Oh, sure" "I've seen her at the meetings" "Here you are!" "Oh, Will, darling" "Let me shut the door I don't want to have to deal with that gossipy new neighbor" "Hello!" "Mrs. Schaefer" "Her eldest has a lazy eye Her youngest is a prostitute" "Oh, Grace, dear I was just finishing up the soup bowls" "I saw a special on the Food Network on how to make them out of gourds" "Oh, food can be such fun" "This is where I'm going to die" "Who wants a martini?" "and I've gone to heaven!" "If you need to change there's a guest room at the top of the stairs" "No, mom This is what we're wearing" "Oh, good You should be comfortable" "I guess I'm just, what?" "Am I old-fashioned I guess?" "So, uh, where's dad?" "Oh, he had a last-minute business meeting" "It seems his...client couldn't wait till after the holidays" "Oh, you know your father and his work" "Yeah, he's dedicated" "Hey..." "I'm sorry Sam couldn't make it but I'm so glad you're here I never get to see you" "Paul, sweetie come sit next to me" "Hi, I'm Grace You must be Uncle Winnie" "Oh, don't bother, darling" "He's on medication He thinks you're a balloon" "Oh, and one more thing" "That's three" "Could you please come and help me?" "I'm having some trouble with the garbage disposal" "I called the plumber but it's a holiday so, you know" "Oh!" "Don't touch the wall, Jack" " Will, I'm a-scared" " You should be" "I like Will's family They drink" "Were you serious about what you said before?" "Are you really thinking about having sex with someone?" "Oh, for God's sakes stop fishing you big lez" "It's not gonna be with you" "Oh, shucks" "And I made myself all purty" "But, you know if I was gonna do it it'd have to be just the right situation, you know?" "And just the right kind of guy" "A big, swarthy, hunky working-class kind of guy" "You know the kind that wears a tool belt but doesn't know how to spell it" "I wouldn't hold your breath" "That kind of guy only exists in porno movies" "Uh, excuse me, ladies someone needed their pipes cleaned out?" "Oh, that sounds like your father's ring" "Let's eat" "I'll get the soup" "Tell everybody to take their seats" "Their names are on the artichokes" "Now, they're all in a particular order so no switching!" "I'm glad I get to taste mom's soup before Peggy and I have to take off" "What are you talking about?" "You're not taking off I'm taking off" "Oh, I'm sorry, buddy I have to" "No, no, no Not this year" "Come on, Will You're her favorite" "You should stay" "I am not her Even so, I'm going!" "Whatcha doing?" "Fixing things?" "Well, this disposal I've got a bolt here that just won't go in" "Oh, well, maybe you should talk dirty to it" "I mean, you were saying?" "Grace, darling please tuck this napkin under your chin" "The last time you ruined my tablecloth with all your slopping" "Well, gotta go" "Paul, could I talk to you a minute?" "Will, eat your soup Mom made it" "It's in gourds" " Guess I'm finished" " Are you?" "Or are you just getting started?" "What's left to do?" "Well, if you poke around a little bit" "I bet you could find something" "I'm sure I can" "Don't talk You'll wreck it" "What's going on here?" "I'm not sure" "Oh!" "How dare you!" "I'm a married woman!" "Sorry, man I've got obligations" "So do I!" "There is a huge difference between my obligation to my family and your obligation to your friends" "My friends are my family" "Your situation is completely different and you know it!" "You made that choice" "Choice?" "!" "Are you kidding me?" "!" "Look, let's go over this again" "My being gay is no more a choice" "Paul, don't leave yet I just want to send a little bottle of wine over to Peg's folks for the holidays" "Just a little thank you for forgetting us this year" "Well, what's going on here?" "Nothing Will's crying" "I am not!" "Look, we just both have places we need to be" "We both feel that one of us should stay" " Mom, you pick" " Oh, that is so unfair" "Don't make her choose" "You know who she's gonna pick" "I pick Paul" "Of course" " What?" "Well, I would like to propose a toast" "To our own Thanksgiving" "To no longer being at the mercy of our mothers fathers, brothers" "Plumbers" "Feels pretty good doesn't it?" "I hate the way I left things with my mom" "I feel terrible" "I feel worse about what happened between me and my step-dad" "Why worse?" "Because it happened to me" "Hey, what about me?" "Stan put me in an awful position" "And that plumber nearly did, too" "Yeah, well, I feel fine" " No, you don't" " No, I don't!" "How could she pick Paul over me?" "!" "Well, let's dig into this turkey" "Wait!" "Wait a minute!" "Um, doesn't it seem wrong to enjoy a beautiful uneaten Turkey when you have all this unfinished emotional business?" "You know what?" "She's right" "Two minutes each We say our piece and we get out" "But I'm starved" "So?" "The turkey'll still be here when we get back" "Or whatever" "Go!" "I'm sorry, Rosario but we'll try to be as quick as we can" "Have a piece of fruit to tide yourself over" "Fruit, my ass!" "Two minutes Go!" "Don't talk" "I got something to say to you and I don't have a lot of time" "I'm angry with you Stanley" "Why do you want me to have sex with other men?" "I mean, sure I'm miserable without you but it's not the kind of miserable that's gonna go away with a quick tongue wrestle with a" "I don't know 5' 10" maintenance man with a" "I don't know musky smell of Paco Rabanne and dirty metal and a" "I don't know Chinese serenity symbol tattooed on his left bicep" "Or something I mean, the point is" "I don't want any man but you" "I love you Every fold, nook and cranny of you you two-ton English muffin!" "Hey, we still got 40 seconds left What do you want to do?" "Ok." "Only this time you stick your boobs on the glass" "Come on" "Happy Thanksgiving Mr. Walker" "I love you" "Two minutes" " Go!" "Hey, everyone would you mind if I had a minute alone with my mom?" "Thanks" "There's something I need to say to you" "Oh, and what's that?" "You already told me I can't act" "Did you come back to tell me I can't sing?" "Oh, mom of course you can s" "Let's not get into that right now" "Look, I" " I hate what I said to you" "I was just upset" "But the whole "I told you so" thing it's just that sometimes it seems like you love being right even more than you love me" "Are you kidding, dear?" "I love you more than anything in the world" "That's sweet, mom" "I guess a part of me does appreciate that on some level but the dance" "Why the dance?" "Well, it's cute, darling" "Everybody thinks so" "Who is "everybody"?" "Look, the point is that it bothers you so I just won't say "I told you so" anymore" "Mom, I want to believe that but in 33 years you have never been able to restrain yourself" "I promise you, dear you'll never hear it again" " Really?" " Really" "Thank you for that, mom" " I love you" " I love you, too, dear" "I told her so!" "Two minutes Go!" "I just have one question for you" "How dare you be so nice to Elliot!" "Where was that guy when I was growing up?" "!" "Well, I was probably" "Oh, is that supposed to be your answer?" "You are ten times the father with him than you ever were with me" " No, I don't think you" " Don't change the subject!" "For my 12th birthday I asked for a "Beautiful Chrissy" doll with beautiful hair that grows" "And what did you get me?" "A dirt bike?" "!" "What the hell's a 12-year-old boy gonna do with a dirt bike?" "!" "You don't know me at all!" "Hey, you don't know me either" "It's not like you took any interest in me" "I was a kid I wasn't supposed to" "Yeah, you got me there" "Yeah, I do, don't I?" "You were a tough kid to figure out" "It was like having a foreign exchange student in the house" "You spoke your own language and wore a beret" "Well, you should have tried harder" "You're right I should have" "I was a crap father I'm sorry" "But, Jack I'm not the same guy" "Well, I am I'm still mad" "I know But what do you get out of holding on to something like that?" "I'd really like us to get closer, Jack" "Well, it won't be easy" "I'm very complicated" "I am a swirling mass of contradictions" "Sometimes I'm happy Sometimes I'm sad" "Sometimes..." "Well, I guess those are the only two" "But..." "You really want to get to know me?" "I do" "If you want to take the time to get to know me" "I guess I wouldn't be adverse to that" "I'll take that present now" " Ok, uh" " Right there on the bed" "I didn't know what to get you, so I just put some money in a box" "Oh, pop, you do know me!" "Ok, two minutes Go" "So, what?" "Paul is your favorite now?" "Where is he?" "Favorite?" "!" "I sent him home" "You what?" "I just" " I don't know I didn't want him around" "But you chose him" "You'd obviously rather have him around than me" "Oh, William, sweetheart you know I don't have favorites" "But if I did you know who it would be" "That's why I could pick Paul in front of you but I couldn't pick you in front of Paul" "Because he would have cried, right?" "Because he's the crier" "Now, go home Be with your family" "I'm giving you Thanksgiving off this year" "No, no, look I don't think you should be alone on a holiday" "Honey, I'm not alone I've got Uncle Winnie" "Bingo!" "I win!" "Do you hear that?" "He wins" "So stop treating me like I'm some fragile old woman" "I'm fine." "I mean it would be nice if your father didn't he to conduct his business on holidays but, it's not your job to take care of me" "Well, I think it is" "No, no, please Go home" "I'm busy" "I have to go through daddy's closet pick out a couple of suits he loves and give them to the Salvation Army" "Let's go" "We can still make it home in time for dinner" " Great." "I'm starved" " Me, too" "I could use some solids" "Well, wait till you guys taste this turkey" "ÀÚÀ¯ ¼öÁ¤ ¹× ¹èÆ÷ (´Ü Á¦ÀÛÀÚ Á¤º¸ ¼öÁ¤ ºÒ°¡) ¹èÆ÷½Ã Ãâó¸¦ ²À ¹àÇôÁÖ¼¼¿ä thanks"

"Very pretty" "Everybody!" "I'm sorry to you." "It'll be OK soon" "Sorry...sorry" "Granny, you can't light it up in this way" "You've just got the oil but you haven't got a lampwick" "I know that" "But I've lost the lampwick I can do nothing about it" "Byy a new one" "It's reasonable..." "Miss, excuse me if it is the lamp of Buddha where to buy a new lampwick for it?" "Show your real image!" "The Four Kings from the Nantian Gate and Erland God" "Zixia." "Your sister Zixia and you is the lampwick inside the lamp of Buddha" "You left Heaven without permission" "You told the public that the one who can pull your Magic Sword out is your best love" "You're an immortal You can't love any ordinary man" "If a devil pulls your sword out we'll become the laughing-stocks" "No matter who he is an immortal or a devil the sword can only be pulled out by me and my lover" "I will stand by him forever" "I will stand by him forever" "If I can't be with the one who I love" "I won't be happy even if I were Heaven Emperor" "How dare you are" "You're this stubborn" "I'm gonna kill you" "You're gonna vanish" "That's fine I don't wanna be a lonely immortal" "Look oyt!" "No need to say anything" "I'll kill whoever speaks it out" "I've said it's not permitted to speak it out" "I wanna tell you" "Your beloved dog is doing that with a bitch" "How dare it is!" "Ok, I'll kill it." "Let's eat it" "Ok..." "We've decided to do so for a long time" "Jing Jing" "Jing Jing" "Jing Jing, where are they?" "Immortals?" "Devils" "Thank you" "Please go into the Spider Web Cave" "Spider Web Cave?" "Don't cheat me!" "It is the Waterfall Cave" "Spider Web Cave, what a nice name" "Just call it Spider Web Cave" "I live at here" "Hold it" "Listen to me all things here belong to me!" "Including you!" "Me?" "Yes just like a donkey let me make a mark on you" "You're my guy now" "Don't scare of anyone Just tell them you know me" "I'm called Spider Web Immortal now" "Spider Web Immortal?" "500 years ago?" "You hasn't turned back into the Monkey King because you haven't met the guy who'll give you the 3 birthmarks" "Open the door" "Close the door" "I can't believe it..." "I don't wanna be the Monkey King" "I have to save Jing Jing" "Give me back the Box" "Open the door" "I have heard that she said "open the door"" "Open the door" "How dare you are?" "Let's go there through another way" "Be carefyl" "That way" "Open the door" "Who?" "Is it necessary?" "It's great!" "We needn't scare of Qingxia since we've got the box" "Come out!" "Are you really this shy?" "this Box is..." "It's me!" "I've said that all things here are mine" "What do you want?" "Nothing..." "I've heard that you wanna go" "Can you bring me with you?" "Are you also chased after by someone?" "I'm going to save someone" "Save whom?" "Save my wife" "It's Pak Jing Jing." "You know her" "I don't know her" "I know that." "Byt you'll know her soon" "Becayse she'll be your disciple" "And this Box..." "It's mine!" "I know that" "But in fact, I gave you this" "Then, you gave me back at that time" "So I come back and give it back to you again now" "Do you ynderstand?" "Yes, you're crazy Yes" "And you have to bring me with you" "Why need I do so good to you?" "This is because you're my master" "It's meaningless if you leave me here" "Really?" "Sit down" "Ground" "Give me your hand" "I'll byy a new clothes for you later" "Bark!" "Wow!" "Loyder!" "Wow..." "Immortal..." "Be qyick, the moon has come oyt" "Go!" "Where to go?" "Are you leaving?" "If you aren't, give me the Box I'm leaving" "What Box?" "Listen to me" "I won't wait yntil tomorrow" "Be qyick, shyt yp" "Then your bitch sister will come here" "Shit, how dare you tell the others that I do bad to her" "What?" "I'm that bitch's sister" "Don't listen to her nonsense words" "Joker" "Joker" "Why didn't tell me to wake up last night?" "What?" "Where have you been?" "Stand still" "Sit down" "Chair" "What about you?" "Why are you looking at me in this way?" "What did you see?" "Did you see her?" "Did you see my sister?" "She's come" "What did she tell you?" "don't trust her, she's crazy!" "Maybe she had a fierce fight with me in our past lives" "So Buddha turned us into a lampwick told us to practise more" "Solve our disputes" "Byt we coyldn't do that" "We are still fighting with each other don't say that anymore" "Let's go" "Do you think that I'm crazy?" "No." "That's really my sister" "Don't you believe me?" "Come on, come on" "Let's tie our hand up" "You will know that tonight" "I don't think the moon will come out tonight" "Really?" "Bitch" "You can't escape from me" "What's you name?" "My syrname is Lin?" "You're Lin Qingxia My brother talks about you usually" "Your brother?" "The guy who you beat up is called Joker" "How aboyt you?" "I'm his twin brother Broker" "Joker?" "Broker?" "You tell lies" "You're so smart" "My brother is called Qin Han" "I'm called Qin Xiang Lin" "What are you doing?" "I admire you" "You admire me?" "Not only admire, I don't want to lose you" "So I tie myself with you" "Please accept my love" "Let's go together" "You have to pay something for my love" "You hate your sister so much" "I've lied to her that I woyld kill you tonight" "Then you have nothing to worry" "So I have to take a thing as a sign" "Do you have valyable thing sych as... jewels or Pandora's Box... ok, but they are useless" "Give her my Magic Sword tonight" "She'll believe it" "Fine" "It's him" "Bring me to the market since it's not dark yet" "What?" "What's up?" "My heart is poynding" "What to do?" "Follow me" "Now Big Brother has turned back into human face and he's with Zixia Immortal" "Did Zixia has a part in the capture of Master?" "We should keep it secret" "My martial arts skills and IQ is better than him" "Byt there is Zixia Immortal now" "She's better than me, I think" "I'm here" "She's better than me because" "I've got a burden, it's you" "Give me half of this pig head, thanks" "I don't sell pig head Do you like pig penis?" "What?" "My lover is nearby" "Did you see him?" "No because my Magic Sword is beeping" "Where does the beeping sound come from?" "Do...do...do...right?" "you made this, not the sword" "I know you didn't hear that So I made it for you" "I'm scared!" "I'm really scared!" "What?" "It's fate." "So don't be afraid" "Come again?" "My heart is poynding" "My heart is beeping" "What?" "How shoyld I tell him?" "Just tell him it is fate" "If he doesn't like me, what to do?" "If he has wife, what should I do?" "It's fate." "It's God's order He has to accept this" "Really?" "It's fate!" "He has to accept this" "Yes!" "Yes..." "He's come" "It's me?" "It's you." "How do you know?" "It's you" "I didn't know how to tell you" "You're so smart" "Byt I have a wife" "I know, but I can do nothing about it" "This is fate." "You have to accept this" "You just need to leave your wife" "And then follow me" "That's great!" "Fine?" "That's fine" "Let's start oyr affair" "Ok, let's start" "Kiss me first" "Fine, come to me" "Come!" "Give me!" "You deceive me" "You don't wanna kiss me" "You deceived me!" "You lied to me!" "I'm serioys." "Give me the Box first" "Should I show you my heart?" "No, I do this" "Wow!" "Your heart looks like a coconut" "Miss, I'm ugly" "But I'm a gentleman" "Tell me honestly does she love his wife?" "I'll kill the one who're gonna block my way" "Granpa Buddha, look" "Look!" "He doesn't move" "I know that" "Let's go" "Brother, what is this mean?" "I know you've got good figure so I touch you" "Yes, please go on" "That's fine." "Touch me again" "Whose hand is it?" "What are you talking about?" "Take away" "Devil" "Have you finished?" "Don't get angry, I just do that for fun" "Take care of sister" "She will give you back" "Sister, I won't angry at you" "We should regard you as Goddess and worship you" "It's dark." "I will go to find sister" "Good luck" "It's really lycky" "Qingxia" "Where are you?" "Come out" "I've killed your sister" "Monkey King" "You bastard" "You wanted to marry the King Bull's sister" "But you regarded the Longevity Monk as a wedding gift" "And you invited all devils to eat his flesh" "Do you admit your gyilt?" "Bitch!" "She's chased me for 3 whole days" "I didn't beat you up because you're a woman" "Don't think I'm scared of you" "Monkey King" "Don't say that to Goddess" "Shut up!" "You scare me again!" "Monkey King, Longevity Monk?" "Do you know you've committed offences" "You've grabbed Zixia Immortal's Pandora's Box" "You don't want to see me" "Now, I can't escape" "I'm gonna fight against you!" "What's up?" "Monkey King, you're so nayghty" "I've told you don't throw things" "It's wrong to throw things" "I haven't finished yet You've thrown away the stick" "The Box is a treasure" "You'll pollute the environment!" "What to do if kids are hurt?" "It's still bad if you hurt plants" "What are you doing?" "Let go!" "What do you want?" "Tell me if you like it" "I will give you that if you like it" "Of course, I will give you if you like it" "I won't give you if you don't like it" "I'm pretty sure that I won't give you if you don't like it" "We're reasonable" "I'll coynt to 3" "Tell me if you want it!" "Monkey King" "You know him now" "This guy is very annoying" "Ver disturbing" "Just like a fly" "Sorry, not a fly but a swarm of flies" "Fly into your ears" "Help..." "Help!" "So I tear the fly's belly open" "Tear out its intestines" "Put them around its neck, then pull them" "Then its tongue comes out and I use my blade to cut!" "The world's silent then" "We all know this now why I kill it" "Really?" "So many excuses" "You don't want to get scriptures" "I won't forgive you because you're so cruel to your master" "Sister you're wrong" "The Monkey King wanted to eat me" "It's just a thought" "Not a fact" "You haven't got any evidence" "He's not guility!" "Just wait, when he's eaten me up you can prove him guilty" "Longevity Monk, I know you're annoying" "Byt I don't know you're this annoying" "I gave you the Gold Ring to control this monkey" "Byt you don't yse the ring" "The size of that ring doesn't suit him" "He can't wear it" "It makes him very yneasy" "He can't sleep at night It disturbed me, too" "Although it is just a monkey you cannot do that do it" "I'll be indicted animal abused if the government knows it" "That Gold Ring..." "I met iron-smith last year at the Chan's village" "His skill is wonderful and the price is low" "Really fair price" "I think you should buy a new one from him" "Shut up!" "Shut up!" "It's a sin..." "Now, I think you know my pain!" "Answer me!" "It's Ok!" "I've told you not to throw things" "Look!" "Monkey devil, go to hell" "You can't defeat me!" "You're not Buddha" "No more fighting..." "Goddess" "Please let the Monkey King go don't hurt him" "No more fighting" "I'm gonna kill him!" "Goddess, stop!" "It's normal to make mistakes" "He's my disciple" "I have to take the responsibility" "Goddess, please let him go" "If I won't kill him" "I can't report to Heaven Emperor" "I know that" "Please tell Heaven Emperor that" "I'm gonna sacrifice my life to him" "What?" "It is a master's responsibility" "Goddess, please listen to me" "I just wanna teach him... in order to show my spirit" "That's great..." "Monkey King, I hope you'll learn your master's spirit!" "Namonitabhaya" "Dreaming again?" "It's big trouble" "I always have nightmares" "Where is Qingxia?" "Not here" "Qingxia..." "Everybody, how are you?" "It's cold!" "Have you worn more clothes" "I've lost my way" "I wanna find a place to stay at night" "Go there to sleep" "Thank you very much" "Wish you all long live" "I saw him come here" "Where is he now?" "Why did you go to pee?" "You have to take the blame" "It won't hyrt you" "Is it illegal?" "Old Black Mountain Devil?" "Monkey King" "You turn into human face again" "Do you still recognise me?" "You are the fly" "Monkey King..." "Impossible, I must be dreaming" "It is still early to make dreams, byt..." "I dream of you when I was travel through time and space" "Do you miss me?" "The Box is at your side?" "Yes, it is." "Do you want it?" "Who?" "What's up?" "Soldier" "Soldier" "My dad also wanna stay here" "No problem" "It's your dad!" "Yes, dad, come out to say hello to all bros" "Where does he come from?" "From India" "India?" "Where is it?" "I need to carry on tomorrow." "Sleep there" "Thanks" "It's really noisy" "Annoying" "Sleep inside" "It is the problem of time difference" "I have just slept in India Now you tell me to sleep again" "You go to sleep" "Where is the Pandora's Box?" "Monkey King, can you behave yourself?" "Look, just keep calm" "What is he doing?" "He's breathing in life" "Pretend to sleep" "I hope that he won't breath in ours" "Go to sleep!" "Do you know me?" "That Indian..." "You like it, take it" "My disciple is calling me, bye bye" "Don't play with fire again bye" "Please don't follow ys." "I don't know you" "It's great to see you" "Where is the Box?" "The Box?" "The King Bull?" "Bro. catch the Longevity Monk and give him to me" "Miss, handkerchief" "It's wedding day, why are you weeping?" "I'm not weeping." "My mouth is watering" "It's a very happy day" "What?" "It's not only the wedding day of my sister but also the day of my marriage with my concubine" "Concubine?" "What does sister-in-law say about this?" "That bitch" "She's now at the Flame Mountain" "She can do nothing about this even if she knows it" "Bull, how did you know this new wife?" "I passed the desert yesterday" "I saw a pretty girl" "She's dying" "Master, what to do now?" "Fine!" "No problem..." "Really?" "We sycceed now!" "Zixia, what a nice name you've got" "Let me introduce my sister and my brother-in-law to you" "Xiang Xiang, Bro" "Come here, follow me" "This my brother-in-law" "This is my sister Xiang Xiang" "Zixia!" "How can you get marry here?" "I can!" "How aboyt your wife?" "My wife?" "Do you know her?" "You've got a wife?" "We're divorced" "I haven't heard you say that before" "Sister..." "It's normal that a man has many wives" "Take it easy" "Bro, do you think so?" "Yes..." "Zixia, be honest" "I think I've fallen for you after these two days" "I wanna show my sincerity" "Thus I'm gonna request you to marry me in front of my bros" "This Pandora's Box is my gift to you" "I hope you'll marry me" "I object this marriage!" "Why?" "Let me speak..." "What a good couple they are!" "You're a devil you're not qualified to object" "You have to pass Zixia's test first" "If you can pass it" "I won't object it anymore" "What test?" "She has sworn that she would marry the guy who could pull out" "her Magic Sword" "Listen to me" "It's yntrye" "It's just a joke" "What joke?" "It's not important who can pull out the sword" "Stop nagging in my place!" "I'm gonna kill the ones who block my way" "I'm gonna kill the ones who blcok my way" "King, Iron Fan Princess has come" "Why are you here?" "At this time, the sword is close to me 0.01cm I think" "Byt after 0.01 seconds the owner of the sword will fall for me" "This is because I've decided to tell lies" "Although I have told many lies before this is the best, I think" "You're gonna kill me if you step forward again" "You should do that" "I deserve to die" "I have had my best love before but I didn't treasure her" "When I lose her" "I fell regretful" "It is the most painful matter in this world" "Just cut my throat!" "No hesitation" "If God can give me another chance" "I will say 3 words to her" "I love you" "If you have to give a time limit to this love" "I hope it is 1 0 thousand year" "Byt how will you tell your wife?" "I have to tell her" "So I must get the Box back" "Tell her clearly and go back with you" "I won't listen to the others opinions" "I won't listen to the others objections" "I will take all those on my own" "Don't lie to me!" "Byt I hate myself because I can't get back the Box" "I" "I'll help you" "No!" "it's dangerous" "You don't want" "I want" "I won't hide a woman" "It's just rumour" "I won't tryst you anymore..." "What are you doing here?" "Who's he?" "I'm asking you, who's he?" "He" "Bro, who's he?" "Tell me" "He's my wife" "Bro, it's too much of you" "Bros" "You marry your sister to him!" "So his wife pointed a sword at him" "You follow me I have something to ask you" "You've got a wife" "I've lost my feeling to her" "Tell me what's going on" "I've told you..." "Sister-in-law" "Sister-in-law?" "Sorry, Madam Bull" "When you watched the moon with me in the past you called me Sweetie" "Now you yet your new lover!" "Call me Madam Bull?" "Sweetie?" "Do you think that I come here for that ugly Bull?" "I come here for you, heartless monkey" "Bro, thank you" "It's none of bysiness" "Sorry wait for me here at midnight" "I have something to tell you" "If I were you" "I'll die when my husband decides to get a concubine" "Really?" "Yes!" "But I'll castrate you first" "Follow me" "Zixia, I..." "I tryst you" "I'll get the Box today" "Wait for me here at midnight" "Bro..." "Let me go to see my bros first" "See you tonight" "Damn monkey, it's midnight now Where is he?" "Big Brother!" "I've told you that" "Big Brother won't do so to us" "He'll come to save Master" "Gout at night, wanna pee?" "No need to praise me" "I'm just better than you a little bit" "Stop nagging, go to save Master" "I can't take this anymore" "I'm syre that Master is inside" "Right..." "He's very annoying I can't take this anymore" "You go in, I stay back..." "Go!" "You at the middle" "This way..." "Master is here, go in" "Master" "Master, master" "We come to bring you out" "I won't go" "Really?" "Why?" "No" "There're full of obstacles in the way of getting scriptures" "This is because we're not united enough so the devils can do bad to us" "Ok, now it is the case" "Staying in this prison or not is just the same" "The outside world is just a larger prison to me" "You go out first I have something to talk to Big Brother" "Master" "Piggy, you're naughty again" "No, Master" "I go out and protect you" "Sandy, follow me." "Yes" "You stand aside" "Blow up and blow up the ball" "You've dropped your thing" "Bro, keep it" "Why should I keep it?" "Because I'm stronger than you" "Stronger than your shit!" "Come in and have a sit" "Honestly, I'm not your bro" "I don't want to be your disciple" "Master, be kind to me" "Please let go of me, alright?" "Do you know what "Dong, Dong..."is?" "What "Dong, Dong, Dong"?" "Only you..." "can take me to get scriptures in the west" "Only you... can kill the devils" "Only you... can protect me" "No need to eat by the monster" "Only you are that strong" "Only you..." "don't blame the master so talkative" "Wear the ring back" "Don't scare the death" "Don't scare the shit" "Do your best, if you scare I'll be with you..." "Namonitabhaya" "I can't take this anymore!" "Oh your shit!" "Stop it!" "I've said I can't take this anymore" "Byt you still sing" "You disregard my feelings" "I'll kill you if you sing again" "Monkey King, you kill you again" "Life and death are minor" "You'll sing this song with me when you know making sacrifices is so meaningful" "Namonitabhaya..." "Zixia" "Bro, why are you taking a woman with you?" "Master has gone" "He said we had to wait for him at the forest 300 miles away" "Go there quickly, please" "Hold it!" "What?" "Ambush at the front" "I can see it, no need to listen" "Stupid" "Hold you" "Xiang Xiang!" "Why are you here?" "Wow!" "Why is there so much blood on your hand?" "This is the blood of the woman you're holding" "Her blood?" "Yes!" "It's hers" "I stabbed her when she's sleeping" "If this woman is still alive you won't come back to me" "You have to let it be" "It is fate" "Byllshit!" "If it is fate that you love Piggy will you love him?" "If this is God's order" "I have to accept it" "Great!" "You don't have to wait for God's order" "Wow!" "What are you going to do?" "Go, go..." "Changing Image Magic!" "I will tyrn you into a rock" "Let go of me!" "Grab your breasts!" "Zixia...!" "Wake up" "Big Bro, why are you embracing me?" "Piggy?" "Yes!" "Where is Zixia?" "Qin Xianglin..." "Qingxia?" "Wow!" "Please don't play joke!" "I'm also hyrt!" "My chest muscles nearly touch my stomach" "Do you hate me?" "No!" "You hate me!" "Fine!" "End now!" "Stop!" "Give me some time" "I just vomit." "I'll vomit all things out soon" "Fine!" "I tryst you" "Give you some time" "Try to get used to it now" "I'm ysed to it already" "Fine, I'm OK" "I wanna vomit!" "You're so disgusting!" "If you're not, he won't vomit" "Please be good to me" "I will marry him" "I'll give him a warm family" "Give birth to many kids" "Xianglin" "I will kill you!" "Kill you" "Bro, you're also hurt?" "Turn me back!" "Shut up!" "Listen to me!" "Change me back!" "I also want to do so!" "I've ysed my power once" "I need 49 days to recover 49 days!" "I..." "Xianglin, face the reality!" "Use your energy!" "Use your energy!" "Stop playing!" "Be qyick!" "Who is inside you?" "I don't know where I am" "Two voices?" "Who are you?" "I'm Piggy." "Who are you?" "I'm Zixia" "Xianglin" "Joker" "Bro" "Zixia" "Ziaxia, you're still here" "You bitch!" "I find you at last" "What are you doing?" "Long time no see, and you become this" "Where's the Pandora's Box?" "I didn't take it" "Kidding" "Give me" "Wait" "What will you do to the Box?" "Go with me!" "Fat woman!" "Don't hang around with me" "Xianglin will go away with you..." "The King Bull" "Don't dream you ask him if you don't believe it" "You said you love me because you wanna take this and go away with her?" "Wait..." "It's not trye" "Don't want you to throw it away" "Great!" "You should not do that" "Look at you" "Don't deny it!" "I'll throw that away!" "Bro..." "What a man!" "Shut up!" "I love that!" "You can't leave anymore" "Bull, you're seriously hurt" "Do you think that bitch hyrt lesser?" "Have a look!" "You've deceived me so long" "In fact, I'm not" "Xianglin, who's that woman?" "I won't listen to you!" "Bastard!" "I'll leave you" "You affairs are none of my business" "You get yours!" "And I get mine!" "Help Zixia, you have a part in the body" "Beat it up, make it hurt!" "Then you can do nothing about it even if you" "Yes!" "Wanna go?" "Explain it clearly or you can't leave!" "Don't hit him!" "Bitch" "Bitch, stand aside it's none of your business" "Stop it!" "I'm afraid that she'll hyrt my body" "I won't help you" "Shut up!" "I'll help her and beat you up" "Have a try!" "I'm a woman." "Please don't hit her strongly I'll kill you" "I won't give help I just wanna see your fight!" "Go!" "No" "I'll take the Box for you" "And you can explain to your wife" "Wow, you're great!" "Perfect!" "Really?" "You're as perfect as possible" "Wait!" "You!" "Bitch, don't hit my girl" "I like to do it" "Your man has gone" "How cool he is!" "I'm a lycky woman!" "Ok, I can play jumping down from the cliff" "Go nearer" "Monkey King" "Don't jump!" "I don't want to do so" "You prefer jumping down to seeing me" "Ok I'd better go back to the Flam Mountain" "I won't do this case if I know this before" "I don't know stealing grapes will make me suffer such punishment" "If I know that, I won't be a robber" "Yes, sure" "Like me, being a soldier you have no chance yet unless immortal comes to save you" "I won't be a soldier" "Immortal has come" "Immortal!" "Jing Jing" "Granpa Buddha" "He steams byns" "None of your bysiness!" "Jing Jing!" "Don't flirt me!" "I flirt you becayse I love you" "Listen, if you want to be my wife don't do bad anymore in the future" "Sure!" "Let's go" "Drink tea" "Thank you!" "You're welcome" "Why bring me back to this cave?" "I didn't bring you back" "It's you who broyght ys back" "It may be because I miss Jing Jing very much" "Yes!" "When you fainted you spoke out the name Jing Jing 98 times!" "Jing Jing is my wife and a name Zixia" "You repeated 784 times" "784 times" "She must have owed you lots of money" "I want Spider Web Cave Immortal to be my master" "She's changed Waterfall Cave into Spider Web Cave" "You tell me there's no such person!" "We don't know" "Son of a bitch, you're still here!" "Why did you do that to me?" "Jing Jing" "Jing Jing, it's nice to see you" "What?" "You've got thinner" "I'm not the Monkey King" "Byt I don't how to tell you because you won't believe in it" "I will" "Because that damn monkey won't be so gentle to me" "Who are you?" "I'll be your hysband 500 years later 500 years later you will give up this affair because of me" "What I did is totally just for you" "Jing Jing, I miss you" "I miss you mych and mych" "I miss you mych and mych and mych" "Don't you tryst me?" "No!" "I can't blame you" "Let me see what's going on" "Byt I think I know you" "Absolutely" "Very and absolutely" "Very and absolutely and extremely!" "How will we meet 500 years later?" "At a pitch-dark night" "I'm Joker, you're Pak Jing Jing" "Fantastic love starts from a fire at the bridge" "When I turn back you point at me with your finger then my hand gets burning you rush to me and hit me!" "Hit and hit and hit!" "No..." "look at me... yes, can you see it!" "there are many twists and turns" "Suddenly, the King Bull comes to us" "I fight with him with a bone" "He grabbed me to the Spider Web Cave" "It's right that time flies" "The following is the main content" "On the cliff, we reach the climax" "At that time, I touch you" "You touch me too" "We make promise that we won't separate" "But happiness is always a flash of time" "We only have endless pain!" "Why will you die?" "So I use the Box to travel back to the past" "I discover that you kill yourself" "At the last moment" "I save your life!" "Byt at the last time of time travel the Box doesn't work properly" "I go back to 500 years ago" "That is the story" "What are you gonna do now?" "I've foynd you, I needn't go back now" "Let's get married!" "I..." "I just wake up" "I have nothing to do" "So I come here." "I wanna be a disciple" "You request marriage suddenly" "I...haven't bryshed my teeth!" "I know you're syspecting..." "If I can give you my heart you'll know I'm not cheating you" "it's very simple!" "You look like a thing" "Coconut?" "A girl said that to me" "Oh, coconut are his words all true?" "No need to think!" "You search the bottom!" "Coconut, thank you very much" "Please tell you, am I his best love?" "You've come back for a long time" "You just wanna get the Pandora's Box" "What do you mean?" "I'm asking you when we will get marry" "Byt you keep saying no" "Will you marry me?" "I do!" "Is your sister crazy?" "She keeps speaking nonsense all day long" "She's not crazy She's something wrong with the brain" "If she promises... she has promised to marry him 7 days later" "you have made up your mind?" "I cheated him" "I'm waiting for my man to pick me up!" "You think that bastard will come to pick you up?" "Congratulations!" "Byt even if he comes back he can't get you back from the King Bull" "It is fate that he can pull out my Magic Sword" "He myst be an inordinary man" "I'm syre" "I know he'll come back one day appear in public wearing golden armour and stepping on colorful cloud come to marry me" "You are crazy!" "I'm not crazy!" "This is jyst my hope" "Promise me!" "Little psycho" "No!" "Bro, things are always unpredictable" "I can't think you'll get marry with Miss Pak so soon" "Yes, me too" "We're happy for you!" "Thank you!" "You made dreams last night" "You repeated the name Zixia 785 times" "One time more than last night" "6 days have passed You'll get marry tomorrow" "He will come?" "I don't think so" "Yesterday, I told a spider to tell you" "Told you I missed you much" "Do you know?" "You don't know again" "I am cheating you" "That's fine!" "Just like a moth it flies to fire even it knows it'll get hurt" "Moth is so silly!" "Come out, grapes" "I don't want to watch you" "I just want to study the interesting relationship among humans" "Bro, you're a robber" "Don't pretend to be a scholar" "Even a robber has its own knowledge" "Stop it, go to sleep" "In your mind is Zixia an exclamation mark?" "Or she's a full stop?" "Is your mind fyll of qyestion marks?" "Zixia is just a girl who I know" "I lied to her in the past" "I'm just feeling a little bit regretful" "I hate him" "I'll get marry today." "What do you want?" "When you discover that you've fallen in love with a man you hate this affair is really hurting you" "But how can I fall in love with a person I hate?" "Please give me a reason." "Please!" "We don't need any reason to love a person" "Don't we?" "Do we?" "Don't we?" "Do we?" "Don't we?" "Let me stydy it for you" "Why are you so serious?" "Need we?" "Who?" "Time's up" "How many brothers and sisters do you have?" "Are you parents alive?" "Speak up!" "I just wanna make a new friend when I'm going to die" "How to save Master?" "Being a devil is the same as being a human" "We should be kind" "If we are kind we are not a devil, we are a hybrid" "He ynderstand?" "do you understand?" "No one will come to pick you up" "Your letter" "Thank you" "Your conscience told me that" "I'm not your best love" "Your best love is another woman" "When I saw the thing left by her in your heart" "I know that you came back not for me but for her" "This is God's order" "It is also called fate" "Jing Jing's gone" "I know" "I've read the letter" "Granpa Buddha" "What's going on with her?" "Have you read this letter?" "No" "You read it" "Good" "Wanna go?" "I know my sister Pak Jing Jing has been here" "Where is she now?" "Speak up!" "Does she owe you this mych?" "You don't let your sister go" "Just tell me" "I don't know" "I don't know it is heard that you're kind" "They are your friends?" "No!" "Do you know?" "Kill me if you myst kill someone" "They don't know your sister" "All of them are innocent" "I agree!" "I admire bold people very much" "If you're one of them" "I can fylfill your desire!" "Wait!" "I really think that you aren't scared of death!" "I'm gonna die." "Please do me a favor" "I've heard that if you cut fast and accurately the man got hurt won't die at once when he's cut open" "He can still see" "Help me, do it as fast as you can" "Tear out my heart" "Let you see it clearly" "What are you talking about?" "A friend of mind" "left something in my heart" "I want to know what's that" "It's strange" "Humans and devils are born by their mothers" "Different person acts as a different mom" "A devil's mom is a devil's mom" "I can take this" "What's your name of your mom?" "Kowtow to Heaven and Earth" "Let's marry" "Wait!" "Look!" "Now, she is the younger sister and she'll save her elder sister" "The elder sister will save the younger sister" "What do you want?" "We're married today." "Let my sister go" "I won't break my promise" "I don't want to fight anymore" "You go!" "I just have one sister in my life" "Sister" "King Bull!" "I won't let my sister marry you" "Sister" "What are you talking about?" "I just have one sister in my whole life" "Come on!" "I'm right" "Faster than me you're so great" "It's time" "Changing image" "Xiang Xiang?" "I'm not your sister" "Xiang Xiang, what are you doing?" "Brother" "Brother, my Changing Image Magic..." "Xiang Xiang" "Turn me into a dog" "Who are you?" "I'm Qingxia!" "Sister..." "I will kill you" "Go to save Master!" "Don't hit my sister!" "Come to save us" "Kill that girl!" "No!" "It's you!" "..." "Go away!" "I'll kill the one who block my way" "Goddess" "I'm aboyt to ynderstand your words" "I yse my eyes to see" "When I'm dying" "I yse my heart to see this world and all things" "I see it clearly" "That girl..." "left a drop of tear in my heart" "I felt her sorrow" "Have you given yp all things in human world?" "Yes" "Life and death is minor" "Great, great" "Congratulations" "Bro, what's up?" "Come on, have a sit" "Have a sit" "It's unlucky that 3 friends of mine were get involved" "It's none of their bysiness!" "Byt I don't ynderstand" "Why can human hatred lasts 1 0 years 50 years and even 500 years?" "What hatred is it?" "So the Longevity Monk went to the west and got scriptures which clean our heart" "Understand" "I wanna stay." "There are many things waiting for me to do" "You go to have your next lives as soon as possible!" "Good!" "You're slashed because of me" "I hope I can pay you back in my next life" "Pay back more" "I can do what I can do, grapes" "Goodbye" "We're leaving" "I wanna warn you again" "After wearing the Gold Ring you're no longer a normal human" "You can't touch human desires anymore" "If you do so the Gold Ring will get smaller and smaller" "It's very yncomfortable" "Ok!" "Before wearing this Ring what do you wanna say?" "I had my best love" "Byt I don't treasyre her" "When I lost her, I felt regretful" "It is the most painful thing in this world" "If God can give me another chance" "I will say "I love you" to her!" "If there is a time limit" "I hope...it is 10 thousand years" "Kowtow" "Kowtow" "Kowtow to the forefather drink wedding wine" "Now you're a member of the Byll Family" "Colorful clouds..." "Look like mashmallow" "Really?" "Be carefyl!" "Thundering" "It's raining, get the clothes" "Damn monkey, you flirt with my life" "Although we are friends" "I'll indict you slander if you repeat again" "Kill him" "Sorry!" "This sneeZe may make you disappointed" "Joker" "Are you satisfied this time?" "Master" "It's the Monkey King" "I just thought it's a piece of cloud" "Master, I committed many offences in the past" "It's lucky that Goddess show a right road to me" "Now I'm gonna worship Buddha whole-heartedly" "I won't feel reluctant to give up human desires" "Master" "I will take the responsibility" "Great" "You're now on the right road" "Joker" "Joker, you're here eventually" "Miss!" "I... know a friend called Joker" "He ask me to tell Zixia Immortal something" "Is it you?" "Joker" "Stop!" "I'm asking you, is it you?" "Is it you?" "Speak up" "Yes" "He said he had went back to the starting point" "And he hoped that she would find her best love as soon as possible" "Don't kid me, Joker" "Let me tell you again" "I'm the Monkey..." "King" "Don't make any mistake" "I'm gonna kill you today" "Change!" "Beat you to death, damn monkey" "Look oyt my fork" "I like barbecued chicken wing!" "Use my fork to make barbecued chicken wing?" "I nearly forget it" "I'm a vegetarian" "Give me back!" "Is it fynny!" "Tell me!" "Tell me..." "Why are you so quiet?" "Help me" "Sorry" "I don't want you lose face in front of your bros" "Let me help you" "Give back to you" "Great!" "Look out" "Super bugs" "I'm scared, so many bugs" "It's lycky that I have many little monkeys" "Kill all the monkeys" "Let him kill" "Are you the Monkey King?" "Will you go to the west to get scriptures?" "bring me with you" "Yes!" "She can act as a whore if she goes with me" "That's great..." "I can't take this anymore" "Come here, hold me tight!" "You can't take me anymore" "I can" "I can't take you anymore" "You're so ugly, we're immortals please no more sexual harassment" "Why did you do that to me?" "Are you angry?" "I would get angry!" "Cry if you want" "I'll kill you all bastards" "Magic Fan" "Help me" "So troublesome!" "Master!" "Monkey King, help me!" "I can't believe that you do that to me" "You two protect Master" "I know" "Zixia, no" "What are you doing?" "Will you come?" "Why are you so concerned about me?" "Let me die" "I'm not concerned aboyt oyt" "We'll treasure our lives" "You are no immortals" "Monkey King, you can't defeat me" "What a wide ditch" "It's coming!" "Stop kidding" "Pyt the whole city to the side of the syn" "Whom can you save now?" "Don't bother me, you go to hell" "Wait!" "Lie to me again?" "Damn monkey how dare you stop my attack!" "Go!" "Go back!" "Shit, burning" "Stupid!" "Bitch!" "What do you want?" "Stupid!" "you're stupid!" "You're not human" "You're not human" "Don't get mad" "Do you ynderstand what I've told you?" "Do you know I'm not an immortal now?" "I only ynderstand one thing" "Love means pain" "Don't byllshit with me" "You've mistaken me!" "Where did you buy these gold rings?" "Be carefyl!" "Zixia" "Master, look out!" "Zixia" "My lover is a hero" "One day he'll come with a cloud come to me and marry me" "I've guessed the start" "But I haven't guessed the ending" "Master..." "I want your life!" "It's very hot!" "you'll be a roast pig" "It'll explode" "We have to get the help of Pandora's Box" "Go" "The sun is coming, hurry up" "Bring Master go" "Hyrry yp!" "Qingxia" "My sister is not here" "I think I should go back to be Buddha's lampwick again" "Goodbye" "Big Brother, you get up so early!" "What's happened?" "Big Brother, you've forgot it" "I met a storm last night" "You brought me here!" "Go!" "Master, where are we going now?" "India" "Why does Master speak in this way?" "Master is a clear cut guy." "Let's go" "Master, walk slowly please" "Bro, be careful!" "Thanks!" "It is said that this was the Waterfall Cave 500 years ago" "It's the living place of the Monkey King" "Since he's killed the King Bull and saved the Longevity Monk there are no devils in the world" "After that, many people came here fooling around" "That guy put on a pig head and say that he's Piggy" "Bro" "There is only make-upon your face" "Please be more professional" "Look at your hair" "There are two cakes on your head" "You should pay more money to make yourself up" "What's up?" "Your image is really disgusting" "Don't angry at me I'm always an honest guy" "I won't get angry" "Cut me if you like" "You son of bitch!" "Do you think I daren't do so?" "Thanks" "This is really sage" "Big Bro" "Bro, let's go" "Byddha Cave" "Fine, thanks" "Thanks..." "Big Bro, what are you looking at?" "Both girls who know Piggy" "Who?" "Beancyrd Beayty" "It is heard that they sell beancurds" "They have earned much money for their husbands to attend the civil service exam" "The Highest Graduate" "Mei!" "Congratulations!" "You husband has become the Highest Graduates of the exam" "Go to welcome him" "Honey" "Honey Honey" "Go away, no one of your business" "Honey, Ah" "You work so hard in making beancurds" "You work so hard in making beancurd" "Honey" "Honey" "I know ow to make beancurds, too" "Go!" "Go!" "Blow the ball" "I blow the ball up" "Blow the ball up and up" "Come here!" "It's crowded!" "Monkey King" "Master" "Have a look" "Ok!" "They've stood there for 3 days" "They didn't" "Look, devil" "I think I shoyldn't come" "It's too late" "Leave some memories, Ok?" "I don't need memory" "I want you" "You can just get my body instead of my spirit" "I've got a lover already" "We won't have godd result" "Let go of me" "I'll let you go" "But you have to kiss me before you've left" "Have a kiss..." "Kiss..." "I'm just a powerless warrior" "If kiss you my image will be ruined" "You're lying" "You daren't kiss me" "Becayse you still love me" "I'm telling you" "If you reject me you'll regret for you whole life" "I won't kiss you even if I regret" "It's fate" "I will stay here for my whole life" "I love you" "What's up?" "That guy looks strange" "I know" "He looks like a dog!"

"[TAPPING ON METAL]" "[WHISPERING] Itchy, a few more degrees to the left!" "Now!" "Tap!" "No, no!" "Your other left!" "That's it!" "Keep coming, keep coming!" "You're almost through!" "YOW..." "ITCHY, WHAT IS IT?" "IDGI..." "IDGI..." "HO..." "ARE YOU OK?" "IDGI..." "HOW..." "WELL, DON'T STOP NOW." "HI..." "YEE..." "IDIHOMINEE..." "AH..." "AH..." "CHOO!" "TERRIFIC." "I'M SORRY, BOSS." "I GOT DIRT IN MY NOSE." "DI..." "DI..." "OW..." "YOU GOING TO DO IT AGAIN?" "DOH..." "STAND BACK." "I..." "EEE..." "FEEL..." "ANOTHER..." "EEE..." "EEE..." "AH-CHOO!" "ITCHY, YOU'RE A GENIUS!" "THANKS, BOSS." "I'M GLAD TO SEE YOU." "WHERE ARE YOU?" "[CLANG] OW!" "WHAT WAS THAT?" "ADGA..." "OOH." "IT'S A PIPE." "HERE I AM, CHARLIE." "YOU OK?" "SHH!" "SHH!" "SHH!" "I'M OK." "WHERE ARE YOU?" "AAH!" "NO!" "PUT THAT OUT." "WHAT, ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL ME?" "I'M SO SORRY, BOSS, BUT THE PIPE..." "HERE, LET ME TRY THIS." "I THINK THAT MIGHT BE A WATER MAIN." "NO, CHARLIE." "WATER MAINS ARE GREEN." "THIS IS RED." "YOU'RE COLORBLIND." "YOU'VE ALWAYS BEEN COLORBLIND." "THAT'S TRUE, BUT THIS IS GREEN." "IT'S RED." "RED?" "RED?" "BUSTED WATER MAIN!" "HIT THE LIGHTS!" "CALL COMMAND CENTRAL!" "[RUMBLING]" "OOH!" "LOOK OUT!" "SHINE THE LIGHT OVER THERE!" "NO, OVER THERE!" "AAH!" "ITCHY!" "OH, WHOA!" "WHOA!" "[GUNSHOT]" "LET'S GET OUT OF HERE!" "SORRY, CHARLIE." "I THINK..." "DON'T THINK!" "FROM NOW ON, I'LL THINK!" "[GUNSHOT]" "MY STUFF!" "FORGET THE STUFF!" "I'LL BUY YOU MORE STUFF!" "WAIT!" "MY DRILL!" "[GUNSHOT]" "OH, COME ON!" "OOH!" "ITCHY." "NOT NOW!" "DON'T..." "[GUNSHOT]" "DON'T!" "NOT NOW!" "UH!" "UH!" "I CAN'T HELP IT, CHARLIE." "I ITCH WHEN I'M NERVOUS!" "WELL, DON'T BE NERVOUS." "JUST SCRATCH THIS." "[GUNSHOT]" "IT'S NOT WORTH IT BEING WITH YOU!" "PULL THIS!" "PULL THIS!" "AH, PULL THIS." "YAH!" "WHOA!" "JUST A MINUTE!" "ARE YOU OK?" "COME ON!" "[GUNSHOTS]" "[GUNSHOTS]" "Itchy:" "YOU'RE SUCH A GROUCH!" "Itchy:" "YOU'RE SUCH A GROUCH!" "[FLIES BUZZING]" "[FLIES BUZZING]" "ON YOUR MARKS..." "GET SET..." "[GUNSHOT]" "AND THEY'RE OFF!" "IT'S A SPECTACULAR LINE-UP" "WITH MIGHTY MORRIS TAKING AN EARLY LEAD." "RAT O' WAR IS SECOND BY A HEAD," "AND SECRETARY RAT TRAILS BY A HALF." "WHAT AN AMAZING RACE, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!" "OUT OF THE TURN, IT'S MIGHTY MORRIS," "WITH RAT O' WAR CHARGING UP FROM BEHIND." "IN THE SECOND TURN," "MIGHTY MORRIS AND RAT O' WAR FIGHT IT OUT" "WHILE SQUAD CAR TRAILS THE PACK." "NOW IT'S RAT O' WAR BY A NOSE." "SECRETARY RAT IS SECOND BY A HEAD," "WITH MIGHTY MORRIS BACK AT THIRD..." "BUT WAIT." "SQUAD CAR IS MAKING HIS MOVE IN THE REAR." "HE TRIES TO THE RIGHT." "HE TRIES TO THE LEFT." "BUT IT'S NO GOOD, FOLKS." "IT'S RAT-EAT-RAT OUT THERE," "AND THEY'RE JUST NOT GONNA LET HIM THROUGH." "BUT WHAT'S THIS?" "SQUAD CAR'S COMING THROUGH THE MIDDLE." "OH!" "HE'S CAUGHT IN A PINCH!" "OH, MY GOSH!" "BUT NOW HE'S CLIMBING OUT," "AND HE'S RIDING ON TOP OF CHEEZEWHIZ!" "AND INTO THE LOOP-THE-LOOP, IT'S SQUAD CAR ON CHEEZEWHIZ" "BRINGING UP THE REAR AS THEY ENTER THE OIL SLICK." "OH!" "OH, MY GOSH!" "LOOK OUT!" "WHAT'S THIS?" "SQUAD CAR PLAYING HOPSCOTCH IN THE BACK STRETCH." "SIXTH!" "FIFTH!" "FOURTH!" "THIRD!" "I DON'T BELIEVE IT!" "INTO THE OBSTACLE, SQUAD CAR TAKES THE LEAD!" "SO IT'S SQUAD CAR BY A LENGTH," "RAT O' WAR SECOND BY A HEAD, CHEEZEWHIZ MOVING INTO THIRD." "BUT WAIT A MINUTE!" "HE'S..." "HE'S..." "HE'S..." "HE'S STUCK!" "SQUAD CAR IS STUCK." "WHAT A NIGHTMARE!" "IT'S SQUAD CAR BY A TAIL." "OH, MY GOSH!" "LOOK OUT!" "WHAT'S THIS?" "[PANTING]" "IT'S SQUAD CAR SPRINGING TO THE FINISH!" "WHAT AN INCREDIBLE RACE!" "SQUAD CAR, RAT RACE'S SHORTEST LONG SHOT," "TAKES THE ROSES IN THE UPSET OF THE WEEK." "WHO WOULD HAVE GUESSED?" "BUT DON'T GO AWAY, FOLKS." "WE'VE GOT MORE ACTION COMING UP." "IF YOU ASK ME," "I THINK THE HOUSE IS RIGGED." "THAT DOES IT FOR ME." "I'M BUSTED." "Announcer:" "THIS WILL BE ONE" "TO TELL YOUR GRAND-PUPPIES ABOUT." "HEE HEE!" "I WIN!" "HEE HEE!" "I WIN!" "HERE YOU GO." "[SNIFFS]" "OOH!" "BAD MEAT!" "WHAT'S THE ODDS ON TERRIBLE TOM?" "TERRIBLE." "WELL, THEN, GIVE ME LARGE MIKE TO WIN." "LARGE MIKE TO WIN!" "NO MARKERS, TAILPIPE." "COME BACK WHEN YOU GOT SOME FOOD." "[PLAYS CALL TO THE POST]" "[PLAYS CALL TO THE POST]" "AND THEY'RE OFF!" "IT'S A RAT-EAT-RAT WORLD OUT THERE" "AS LARGE MIKE TAKES THE LEAD..." "[AROOOoooOOO!" "]" "HI, GUYS!" "WHAT DO YOU KNOW?" "WHAT DO YOU SAY?" "WHAT DO YOU SAY?" "WHAT DO YOU KNOW?" "ITCHY, DO WE DETECT A LOOK OF SURPRISE HERE?" "MAYBE WE SHOULD GO OUT AND COME BACK IN AGAIN." "HA HA HA HA!" "CHARLIE?" "AIN'T YOU SUPPOSED TO BE ON DEATH ROW?" "NO, I AIN'T SUPPOSED TO BE ON DEATH ROW." "I GOT HIM OUT." "♫ THINGS HAVE CHANGED, CHARLIE, SINCE YOU'VE BEEN GONE ♫" "LIFE HASN'T BEEN NO PIECE OF CAKE" "CARFACE AIN'T BEEN TREATIN' US TOO GOOD." "♫ THINGS ARE TOUGH, BUT WE CARRY ON ♫" "♫ COULD YOU SPARE A COUPLE OF BONES ♫" "FOR OLD TIMES' SAKE?" "WHY SETTLE FOR BONES" "WHEN YOU CAN HAVE THE WHOLE BAKE?" "CHARLIE, YOU HIT THE JACKPOT!" "THAT-A BOY, CHARLIE." "I'M PROUD OF YOU." "CHARLIE, TELL THEM!" "♫ OH, YOU CAN'T KEEP A GOOD DOG DOWN ♫" "NO, SIR!" "♫ NO, YOU CAN'T KEEP A GOOD DOG DOWN ♫" "♫ I'VE SEEN THAT'S PAIN AND HURT ♫ RIGHT." "♫ I'VE EATEN DIRT ♫ THAT'S TRUE." "♫ IT'S HARD TO BUY ♫" "♫ BUT EVEN I'VE BEEN JILTED BY A SKIRT ♫" "HE LIES." "♫ LOOK HOW I'M STILL AROUND ♫" "HA HA!" "♫ 'CAUSE YOU CAN'T KEEP A GOOD DOG DOWN ♫" "♫ YOU CAN'T KEEP A GOOD DOG DOWN ♫" "NO, YOU CAN'T." "♫ YOU CAN'T KEEP A GOOD DOG DOWN ♫" "PREACH IT, BROTHER!" "♫ I'VE BEEN BOUGHT AND SOLD ♫" "♫ ♫ HE'S BEEN" "♫ ♫ BUT 10 TO 1," "♫ ♫ WHEN I'M OLD!" "♫" "♫ NOT IN SOME CAGE IN THE CITY POUND ♫" "♫ 'CAUSE YOU CAN'T KEEP A GOOD DOG ♫" "♫ CAN'T KEEP A GOOD ♫" "♫ I SAY, YOU CAN'T KEEP A GOOD DOG DOWN ♫" "IN HIM'S THE LUCK OF THE IRISH." "THE PRIDE OF THE GERMANS." "EVEN A BIT OF SIAM." "YOU SEE THE CALM OF THE ENGLISH." "THE CHARM OF THE SPANISH." "♫ A PEDIGREE CERTAINLY AIN'T WHAT I AM ♫" "♫ SO CALL ME A MIXED-UP PUP ♫" "YOU'RE A MIXED-UP PUP!" "♫ BUT THE ONLY WAY THIS PUP KNOWS ♫" "♫ IS UP ♫" "OK, BOYS, COME ON." "HELP ME." "LIFT HIM UP." "UP, UP, UP!" "COME ON!" "♫ NO, YOU CAN'T KEEP A GOOD DOG DOWN-OW-WOW-WOW-WOWN ♫" "♫ YOU CAN'T KEEP A GOOD DOG DOWN-WOW-WOW-WOW-WOWN ♫" "BOYS!" "♫ HE'S BEEN FAT AND THIN ♫" "♫ I'VE BEEN OUT, BEEN IN ♫" "♫ HE TRIED A LIFE OF VIRTUE ♫" "♫ BUT PREFER A LIFE OF SIN ♫" "♫ SO TONIGHT, MAN, WE OWN THIS TOWN ♫" "♫ I'VE KNOWN HUNGER, I'VE KNOWN THIRST ♫" "♫ LIVED THE BEST AND SEEN THE WORST ♫" "♫ BUT THE ONLY WAY I KNOW TO FINISH ♫" "♫ ♫ IS TO FINISH FIRST" "♫ ♫ SO WATCH OUT" "[AROOOooo!" "] [AROOOooo!" "]" "[AROOOooo!" "]" "♫ 'CAUSE YOU CAN'T KEEP A GOOD DOG ♫" "♫ NO, YOU CAN'T KEEP A GOOD DOG ♫" "♫ SAY, YOU CAN'T KEEP A GOOD DOG DOWN ♫" "[AROOOooo!" "]" "[ARF!" "] [WOOF!" "]" "♫ YOU CAN'T ♫" "♫ KEEP A GOOD DOG ♫" "♫ DOWN ♫" "♫ DOWN ♫" "[WOOF!" "] [WOOF!" "]" "[WOOF!" "] [WOOF!" "]" "HA HA HA!" "HA HA HA!" "HA HA HA!" "HA HA HA!" "HA HA HA!" "IT'S HIM, BOSS." "I DON'T GET IT." "MR. CARFACE, I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE THINKING," "BUT I DON'T KNOW NOTHIN' ABOUT THIS." "WE SET HIM UP FOR GOOD." "KILLER," "I DO NOT WISH THAT I SHOULD SHARE 50% OF THE BUSINESS WITH MY PARTNER CHARLIE." "YOU WANT THAT I SHOULD GO" "SQUEEZE HIS HEAD WITH THE PLIERS?" "KILLER, THAT IS NO WAY TO TREAT AN OLD FRIEND." "FRIENDS MUST BE HANDLED" "IN A FRIENDLY AND BUSINESSLIKE WAY." "CARFACE!" "CARFACE!" "HA HA HA!" "HEY, CARFACE, YOU DECENT?" "HA HA HA!" "HA HA HA!" "CHARLIE!" "OH, IS IT REALLY YOU?" "IS IT REALLY ME?" "IS IT REALLY YOU?" "HEY, YOU'VE PUT ON A LITTLE WEIGHT." "I TOLD YOU TO STAY OFF SWEETS." "[TURNS ON RADIO]" "THIS PLACE IS LOOKING OK..." "A LITTLE GAUCHE, BUT OK." "YOU KNOW, PARTNER, I'M PROUD OF YOU," "BUT THE CUSTOMERS AIN'T LAUGHIN'." "[TURNS DOWN VOLUME]" "GAMBLERS ARE NEVER HAPPY, CHARLIE." "YOU KNOW THAT." "YEAH, BUT I'VE BEEN THINKING." "[TURNS UP VOLUME]" "WHAT THIS PLACE NEEDS, BESIDES NEW CURTAINS," "IS SOME CLASS, CULTURE, CHOREOGRAPHY," "AND SOME INFLUENCE OF THE THEATER." "DANCING GIRLS." "WHAT DO YOU SAY?" "[TURNS DOWN VOLUME]" "CHARLIE, TIMES HAS CHANGED." "I'VE CHANGED, YOU'VE CHANGED." "WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?" "I HAVEN'T CHANGED." "CHARLIE, YOU DONE TIME." "THAT'S NOT GOOD FOR BUSINESS." "WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?" "YOU ARE A DOG WITH A RECORD." "I WAS FRAMED!" "I KNOW." "YOU'RE LIKE A BROTHER TO ME." "THAT'S WHY..." "WHY..." "WHY WHAT?" "WE NEED TO SPLIT UP THE PARTNERSHIP." "WHAT?" "ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND?" "THEY'LL BE LOOKING FOR YOU," "AND WHAT'S THE FIRST PLACE THEY'RE GONNA LOOK?" "HERE." "HERE!" "I DON'T LIKE IT, CHARLIE," "BUT IT'S FOR OUR OWN GOOD." "DID IT EAT YET?" "YEAH, IT ATE," "BUT HOW COME I GOT TO FEED" "CARFACE'S LITTLE MONSTER?" "Huh!" "Monster!" "COME ON, DOGS, YOU'VE GOT A JOB TO DO." "CARFACE WANTS YOU SHOULD GET RID OF CHARLIE." "CHARLIE?" "OH." "OH!" "OOH!" "AH!" "CHARLIE!" "THEY'RE GOING TO KILL YOU, CHARLIE!" "CHARLIE!" "WE'LL SET YOU UP SOMEWHERES" "WHERE THEY DON'T KNOW YOU." "YEAH?" "GO ON." "50% OF THIS IS YOURS, RIGHT?" "CHARLIE, TAKE IT." "YOU WANT A CUT OF THE STEAKS?" "T-BONES?" "SURE." "PORTERHOUSE." "AND ONE HALF OF THE MIGNONS." "THIS IS SOUNDING BETTER ALL THE TIME." "THEN IT'S A DEAL?" "WELL..." "DEAL." "PUT HER THERE." "HA HA HA!" "HA HA HA!" "Carface:" "BOYS, LISTEN UP!" "MY FORMER PARTNER WISHES TO ANNOUNCE" "THAT HE IS GOING INTO BUSINESS FOR HIMSELF." "YOU HEARD THE BOSS." "SHUT UP!" "BOYS, TO THE MARDI GRAS!" "[CHEERING]" "[CHEERING]" "CHARLIE?" "UH, CHARLIE?" "OOH!" "OUCH!" "WATCH THOSE HEELS, LADY." "OUCH!" "WATCH THOSE HEELS, LADY." "Carface:" "AND I AM SURE THAT I SPEAK" "FOR EVERY DOG AMONGST US" "IN WISHING YOU THE BEST OF LUCK" "IN YOUR NEW VENTURE." "AND NOW, AS A TOKEN OF OUR ESTEEM," "WE ARE PRESENTING TO YOU" "THIS LUCKY GOLD WATCH!" "HEH HEH HEH." "HA HA HA!" "TAKES A LICKING AND KEEPS ON TICKING." "♫ ♫ NO, YOU CAN'T" "KILLER." "UH-HUH." "TAKE CHARLIE OUT BACK FOR THE BIG SURPRISE." "SURPRISE?" "WHAT SURPRISE, BOSS?" "THE BIG..." "SURPRISE." "OH, HO HO!" "YOU MEAN..." "THAT SURPRISE?" "OH..." "OH..." "YOU MORON." "♫ ♫ DOGGY... ♫" "HEE HEE HEE!" "YOU'RE THE DOGGONEDEST PAL" "A SWELL COULD EVER HAVE." "HA HA." "I LOVE YOU GUYS." "YOU WANT TO SING WITH ME?" "CHARLIE!" "[SHIP'S FOG HORN BLOWS]" "♫ YOU CAN'T KEEP A GOOD... ♫" "DO YOU KNOW THIS?" "♫ YOU CAN'T KEEP A GOOD DOG DOWN ♫" "THIS IS THE MARK." "STAY HERE, AND DON'T PEEK." "♫ ♫ I'VE BEEN FAT AND THIN" "♫ I'VE BEEN OUT, BEEN IN... ♫" "BOSS!" "HA HA HA!" "SHUT UP." "OOH!" "GOOD-BYE, CHARLIE." "HEH HEH HEH!" "BOSS, CAN I HELP YOU PUSH THE CAR?" "PLEASE?" "CHARLIE!" "HA HA HA." "HUH HUH!" "KILLER, SHUT UP!" "♫ ♫ CAN'T KEEP A GOOD DOG ♫" "♫ DOOOoooOOOWN!" "♫" "♫ DOOOoooOOOWN!" "♫" "♫ AHH AHH AHH ♫" "♫ AHH AHH AHH ♫" "[CRASH!" "]" "♫ AHH AHH AHH ♫" "♫ AHH AHH AHH ♫" "♫ AHH ♫" "HUH!" "WHERE AM I?" "THIS IS THE GREAT HALL OF JUDGMENT." "JUDGMENT?" "!" "OH, NOT TO WORRY, CHARLIE." "YOU'LL GO TO HEAVEN." "ALL DOGS GO TO HEAVEN" "BECAUSE, UNLIKE PEOPLE," "DOGS ARE NATURALLY GOOD AND LOYAL AND KIND." "THAT'S TRUE." "♫ WELCOME TO DOING WHATEVER YOU WISH ♫" "THIS IS REALLY A LOVELY PLACE YOU GOT HERE." "♫ EATING WHENEVER YOU PLEASE ♫" "FOLLOW ME... ♫ ♫ TO A CONSTANT" "♫ WE KEEP IT 73 DEGREES ♫" "WE'RE STILL ON FAHRENHEIT HERE." "THAT'S FINE WITH ME." "♫ ♫ WELCOME TO" "OH, BOY." "♫ TO ORDER AND CALM INSTEAD ♫" "AH, GREAT." "♫ WELCOME... ♫" "♫ ♫ TO BEING DEAD ♫" "WHAT?" "YOU MEAN I'M..." "I'M..." "STONE COLD, I'M AFRAID." "I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!" "I'VE BEEN MURDERED!" "I'M HAVING TROUBLE" "FINDING ANY GOODNESS OR LOYALTY HERE," "BUT LET ME SEE." "HE KILLED ME!" "I BEG YOUR PARDON?" "A MISTAKE'S BEEN MADE HERE!" "♫ I DON'T WANT TO DIE ♫" "♫ YOU GOT THE WRONG GUY ♫" "♫ I WAS DOUBLE-CROSSED BY A DIRTY RAT ♫" "♫ ACTUALLY, THIS RAT WAS A DOG ♫" "♫ BUT HIS CAR RAN ME DOWN , I JUST BLEW OUT OF JAIL ♫" "♫ I JUST GOT BACK TO TOWN ♫" "♫ HEY, THIS IS HARD TO EXPLAIN ♫" "♫ MAY I SPEAK TO YOUR SUPERIOR?" "♫" "♫ 'CAUSE I DON'T WANT TO DIE!" "♫" "♫ WELCOME TO DOING WHATEVER YOU WISH ♫" "♫ YOU'VE GOT THE WRONG GUY ♫" "♫ LAUGHING AND SINGING ALL DAY ♫" "LISTEN!" "MY TIME'S NOT UP YET." "OH, IT IS." "THERE'S NO MISTAKE ABOUT THAT." "WE KNOW EVERYTHING." "MURDERED IN THE PRIME OF MY LIFE!" "THAT CARFACE, I'LL KILL HIM." "HEY, THIS MUST BE THE WATCH DEPARTMENT." "YOU MIGHT CALL IT THAT." "SEE, THIS WATCH IS YOUR LIFE..." "AND IT'S STOPPED." "WELL, CAN'T YOU JUST WIND IT UP OR SOMETHING?" "AND SEND YOU BACK?" "OH, NO, NO, NO." "NO ONE'S EVER ALLOWED TO GO BACK." "PUT YOUR PAW RIGHT HERE." "WHAT'S THAT FOR?" "FOR OUR BOOK OF RECORDS." "EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU THAT WAS OR WILL BE" "IS RIGHT HERE." "OH, ISN'T THAT WONDERFUL?" "I LOVE IT HERE." "YOU MEAN THERE'S NO SURPRISES OR ANYTHING?" "OH, NO, NO, NO." "WE KNOW EVERYTHING." "[SARCASTICALLY] THAT'S JUST LOVELY." "THE CLOUDS, THE GRASS, THE AIR." "HEAVEN IS A WONDERFUL PLACE!" "YEAH." "NO SURPRISES, HUH?" "SAY..." "WOULD YOU LIKE TO DANCE?" "YOU MEAN IF I'M WAITING FOR AN INSIDE STRAIGHT UP HERE," "I'D KNOW IN ADVANCE WHETHER I FILLED IT?" "WE KNOW HOW IT ALL TURNS OUT." "YOU MUST HAVE STUDIED DANCING." "YOU HAVE NATURAL RHYTHM, UNUSUAL FOR A WHIPPET." "OH, I'M GETTING DIZZY!" "EVERYTHING IS SO LOVELY HERE..." "SO PLANNED, SO ORDERED." "THAT'S WHAT'S DRIVING ME CRAZY." "♫ I NEED BRAZIL ♫" "♫ THE THROB, THE THRILL ♫" "♫ I'VE NEVER BEEN THERE ♫" "♫ BUT SOMEDAY I WILL ♫" "♫ ADVENTURE AND DANGER ♫" "♫ LOVE FROM A STRANGER ♫" "♫ LET ME BE SURPRISED ♫" "♫ LA DA DA DA DA DA BO BO BO ♫" "♫ OOH, LA LA LA ♫" "♫ TODAY THERE'S SUN ♫" "♫ THEY SAID THERE'D BE SNOW ♫" "♫ WHEN ALL'S SAID AND DONE ♫" "♫ ♫ IT'S FUN NOT TO KNOW ♫" "♫ ♫ WHAT KEEPS MY HEART HUMMING" "♫ ♫ IS GUESSING WHAT'S COMING ♫" "♫ ♫ LET ME BE SURPRISED ♫" "♫ OH, OH ♫" "♫ OH, AIN'T IT GREAT ♫" "♫ AIN'T IT GREAT ♫" "♫ WHEN FATE MAKES YOU WAIT?" "♫" "♫ LA LA LA LA LA LA ♫" "♫ THE WORLD SEEMS MIRTHLESS ♫" "♫ AND YOU FEEL WORTHLESS ♫" "♫ AND SUDDENLY ♫" "♫ THERE'S A BIG B ONE ON YOUR PLATE ♫" "♫ OH, CHARLIE, PLEASE REMEMBER ♫" "♫ DOWN THERE'S A WORLD OF USED CARS ♫" "♫ AND SINGLES BARS ♫" "♫ BROKEN DREAMS ♫" "♫ AND OUT-OF-REACH STARS ♫" "♫ BUT IT ISN'T OVER ♫" "♫ NOT FOR THIS ROVER" "♫ I DON'T LIKE TO STEAL ♫" "♫ AH AH AH ♫" "♫ BUT I DON'T BUY THIS DEAL ♫" "♫ LA LA LA ♫" "♫ IN 'BOUT 3 SECONDS ♫" "♫ SHE'LL HAVE REALIZED ♫" "♫ AH AH AH AHH ♫" "♫ AND SHE'S GONNA BE ♫" "CHARLIE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?" "CHARLIE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?" "♫ WAIT TILL YOU SEE ♫" "WHAT'S THAT YOU HAVE BEHIND YOUR BACK?" "♫ SHE'S GONNA BE" "CHARLIE, DON'T WIND THAT WATCH!" "♫ SURPRISED!" "♫" "CHARLIE!" "CHARLIE!" "YOU CAN NEVER COME BACK!" "YOU CAN NEVER COME BACK!" "[ZOOM]" "[SPLASH]" "[SPLASH]" "[COUGHING]" "[CAT SCREECHES]" "[CAT SCREECHES]" "[GASPING]" "[GASPING]" "[TICKING]" "[TICKING]" "I'M ALIVE." "CHARLIE, YOU CAN NEVER COME BACK." "YOU CAN NEVER COME..." "[THUNDER]" "[THUNDER]" "OH!" "OH!" "[WHIMPERING]" "[WHIMPERING]" "CHARLIE." "[CREAK]" "CHARLIE!" "LOOK OUT!" "LOOK OUT!" "CHARLIE!" "NO!" "NO!" "NO!" "ITCHY, IT'S OK." "IT'S OK, LITTLE BUDDY." "IT'S ME." "CHARLIE." "OH, CHARLIE!" "CHARLIE, IT'S YOU!" "I SAW CARFACE, AND HE WAS CHOKING ME." "HE WAS GRABBING MY NECK, AND..." "OH, HI, CHARLIE." "HI." "AARRRGGHH!" "SHH!" "CHARLIE!" "YOU'RE A GHOST!" "CHARLIE!" "YOU'RE A GHOST!" "[RUFF!" "]" "GET BACK!" "GET BACK!" "DON'T HURT ME." "HERE." "TAKE MY NINE-PIECE RATCHET SET." "MY OIL CAN!" "DON'T GO WITHOUT MY ROLLS-ROYCE HOOD ORNAMENT." "I'M NOT DEAD." "PLEASE, I GOT A BAD BACK." "QUIET!" "ITCHY, I'M NOT A GHOST." "I'M NOT DEAD." "NOW, BE QUIET." "I'M GOING TO TAKE MY HAND AWAY FROM YOUR MOUTH," "AND YOU'RE GOING TO BE QUIET, AREN'T YOU?" "HA HA!" "THAT'S MY PAL." "AAHH!" "WILL YOU SHUT UP?" "ITCHY, I'M ALIVE!" "LOOK." "DO GHOSTS HAVE FLEAS?" "NO." "GHOSTS DON'T HAVE FLEAS." "RIGHT." "CHARLIE, CHARLIE, IT'S REALLY YOU." "BUT I SAW THE CAR AND THE RIVER..." "I KNOW." "AND YOUR LIFELESS BODY FLYING THROUGH THE AIR." "ITCHY, WHAT CAN I SAY?" "IT WASN'T MY TIME." "I'M SO HAPPY TO SEE YOU, CHARLIE!" "YOU DON'T KNOW HOW MUCH I MISSED YOU!" "SHUT UP!" "YOU WANT THE WHOLE WORLD TO KNOW I'M BACK?" "YOU THOUGHT I WAS DEAD." "SO WILL CARFACE." "HE TRIED TO KILL ME." "I'LL MAKE HIM PAY!" "WE DON'T WANT TO DO THAT." "WE DO." "I WAS THE BRAINS OF THE OUTFIT." "WHEN I LEFT, HE SHOULD HAVE GONE UNDER." "THAT'S IT, BOSS." "WE'LL GO UNDER." "DEEP, DEEP UNDER." "I DON'T WANT TO GO UNDER." "THE OPERATION GREW." "IT GOT BIGGER." "NOW HE WON'T SHARE." "WE COULD SHARE A NICE LITTLE PLACE" "IN THE HIMALAYAS." "I HATE THE HIMALAYAS." "WAIT." "THEY GOT GAMBLING, RACES." "WELL, THEY EVEN GOT A TOWN CALLED TIBET." "YOU KNOW, TO-BET." "WE COULD NAB LLAMAS, MOUNTAIN GOATS," "OPEN OUR OWN TRACK, BOSS." "HE'S GOT SOMETHING UP HIS SLEEVE." "YEAH, A GUN." "WHEN I FIND OUT WHAT IT IS," "I'M GONNA RUIN HIM." "I'M GONNA MAKE HIM SUFFER..." "SLOW." "HE'LL BE BEGGING FOR MERCY." "I'M BEGGING THAT WE GET OUT OF HERE." "BOSS, CARFACE HAS GOT THUGS," "AND THEY GOT MUSCLES, KNIVES." "AND HE'S GOT A MONSTER IN HIS BASEMENT." "WHAT?" "BOSS, THEY FEED IT!" "MONSTER?" "YEAH, MONSTER!" "I SAID MONSTER!" "MONSTER?" "HMM." "HA HA!" "HMM." "HA HA!" "CHARLIE, I JUST KNOW WE'RE BOTH GOING TO DIE." "Shut up!" "Shut up!" "Now, let me see here." "Now, let me see here." "Stop it!" "Stop it!" "Will you quit that?" "I've had it with your itching." "OH." "Hey, look, look, look, look!" "See...see..." "The monster?" "The monster?" "OK." "NOW LET'S GO HOME." "WHO KNOWS WHAT IT EATS?" "AHH!" "YAH!" "SOMEBODY'S GOT ME..." "I GOT YOU BY THE TAIL!" "WHY DON'T YOU TELL SOMEBODY YOU'RE GOING TO DO THAT?" "IT'S NOT WORTH IT BEING WITH YOU." "YOUR HANDS ARE COLD, TOO." "THERE." "THERE." "NOW, THERE IS YOUR MONSTER." "NOW, THERE IS YOUR MONSTER." "WELL, I'LL BE!" "WELL, I'LL BE!" "[CREAK]" "AHH!" "AHH!" "MR. CARFACE, CAN I GO OUTSIDE TODAY?" "SURE YOU CAN, LITTLE GIRL," "BUT FIRST YOU TALK TO THE RAT." "WELL, IF YOU WANT MY OPINION, BOSS," "I THINK MIGHTY MORRIS IS GOING TO WIN THE RACE." "OH, BOSS!" "THAT CIGAR!" "[COUGHING]" "HI, MR. LONGTAIL." "HOW ARE YOU TODAY?" "[GNAW GNAW]" "FINE, THANK YOU." "WILL YOU BE IN THE RACE TONIGHT?" "[GNAW GNAW]" "A SORE FOOT?" "YOU SHOULDN'T RUN." "[GNAW GNAW]" "AND TWIZZLE HAS A COLD?" "SHE SHOULD DRINK SOUP." "[GNAW GNAW]" "OH, SQUAD CAR HAS THE FLU." "HURRY IT UP." "HURRY IT UP!" "I'm sorry." "SO WHO DO YOU THINK WILL WIN?" "[GNAW GNAW]" "OH, I SEE." "THE SPOTTED GRAY." "KILLER!" "UH-HUH." "SHIFT THE ODDS ON THE SPOTTED GRAY" "AND FEED THE KID." "OH, BOSS, DO I HAVE TO?" "OH, BOY." "WHERE DID YOU BUY THAT THING?" "[COUGHING]" "[COUGHING]" "BUT, MR. CARFACE, YOU SAID I COULD GO OUTSIDE TODAY." "[CLOSES DOOR]" "[CLOSES DOOR]" "[CRYING]" "[CRYING]" "CHARLIE?" "A LITTLE GIRL WHO TALKS TO ANIMALS." "[DING]" "IMAGINE THAT." "BOSS, I THINK WE..." "DON'T." "I'LL DO THE THINKING." "BUT, BOSS!" "POOR CHILD." "WE'LL KIDNAP HER." "KIDNAP?" "UH, RESCUE HER." "BUT, BOSS..." "ITCHY, BUTTON IT UP." "UH, LITTLE GIRL!" "EXCUSE ME." "WE UNDERSTAND YOU'RE BEING HELD HERE AGAINST YOUR WILL." "LET ME INTRODUCE MYSELF." "SIT." "I AM CHARLIE B. BARKIN," "AND THIS IS MY ASSOCIATE, ITCHIFORD "ITCHY" DACHSHUND." "HOW DO YOU DO?" "AND IT STRIKES ME THAT THIS IS NOT THE PLACE FOR YOU." "AM I RIGHT?" "OH, WELL..." "LET US TAKE YOU AWAY FROM ALL THIS." "WHERE ARE YOUR PARENTS?" "I'M AN ORPHAN." "AHH!" "SHE'S AN ORPHAN." "SHE DOESN'T HAVE ANY PARENTS." "THAT SETTLES IT." "YOU'RE GOING TO STAY WITH ITCHY." "WHAT'S YOUR NAME?" "NO, NO, BOSS." "SHE CAN'T STAY WITH ME." "THIS HAS GONE TOO FAR." "I'M GETTIN' OUTTA HERE." "YOU HAVE NO COMPASSION." "UHH!" "STAY WITH ME." "ANNE-MARIE." "HUH?" "YOU ASKED MY NAME." "IT'S ANNE-MARIE." "LISTEN, YOU'D LIKE LIVING WITH ME, WOULDN'T YOU?" "YOU'RE GOING TO LOVE MY PLACE..." "CANOPY BED UNDER THE STARS, OPEN HEARTH, 3 SQUARE MEALS A DAY, RADIO, HEATER, WHITEWALLS." "I LIVE IN A CAB." "LOW MILEAGE, OF COURSE." "HA HA HA HA!" "HM HM HM!" "[PANTING]" "WHAT?" "!" "AAH!" "WHAT DO YOU MEAN SHE IS GONE?" "!" "WELL, YOU SEE, BOSS, I..." "SHUT UP!" "CAN'T YOU JUST..." "I..." "OOF!" "WAH!" "MORONS!" "I'M SURROUNDED BY MORONS!" "I'M SURROUNDED BY MORONS!" "AAH!" "BUT, BOSS, IT WASN'T MY FAULT." "TO BE PERFECTLY HONEST, YOU SEE," "I..." "UH..." "B-B..." "THUNDER WAS ON DUTY." "TAKE IT UP WITH HIM." "THUNDER WAS ON DUTY." "TAKE IT UP WITH HIM." "I LOVE THAT GIRL!" "I WANT HER BACK!" "NOW!" "BOSS, YOU SEE, THE THING OF IT..." "NOW!" "OH HO!" "MM HMM!" "[HORN HONKS]" "OH..." "OH..." "[JAZZ MUSIC PLAYS]" "ROBIN HOOD SAYS TO LITTLE JOHN," "THIS SHERIFF IS A BIMBO." "LET'S KNOCK HIM OFF AND TAKE THE GOLD." "WE'LL GIVE IT TO THE POOR SUCKERS" "WHO GOT TOOK IN THE FIRST PLACE."" "WHERE DO YOU GET THAT STUFF?" "WHAT KIND OF HOOD GIVES DOUGH TO THE POOR" "WITHOUT TAKING HIS CUT?" "I LIKE THIS STORY, MR. ITCHY." "YOU WOULD." "Shut up!" "I'm trying to get the brat to sleep." "THEN WHAT HAPPENS?" "WELL, THEN, UH..." "UH..." "GIVE ME THAT." "ALL THE POOR PEOPLE WAS HAPPY" "'CAUSE THEY WASN'T POOR NOW." "BUT THIS HOOD GUY'S OUT 50%." "SO WHAT?" "HIS DOLL LOVED HIM ALL THE MORE." "WAS SHE PRETTY?" "HA HA!" "SHE WAS TO DIE FOR!" "AH!" "AH!" "BUT THE WHOLE GANG WONDERED," "WOULD MAID MARIAN MARRY HIM?" "AND..." "SHE DID." "HA!" "NOW GO TO SLEEP, HUH?" "MR. ITCHY AND I GOT TO TALK SOME BUSINESS." "BOSS, LET'S GET SOMETHING STRAIGHT ABOUT THE KID." "GOOD NIGHT, MR. ITCHY!" "GOOD NIGHT, KID!" "I DON'T LIKE THIS." "WE'RE READING FAIRY TALES TO A LITTLE TIME BOMB" "LIKE SHE WAS BO PEEP AND..." "OHH!" "WE COULD STASH HER AT THE OLD CHURCH." "HA HA!" "WOULD YOU RELAX?" "CARFACE AIN'T GONNA LOOK FOR HER HERE." "HE THINKS I'M DEAD, REMEMBER?" "NOW, GET SOME SLEEP, PAL." "TOMORROW WE TAKE THIS LITTLE TIME BOMB" "TO THE HORSE TRACK," "AND WE MAKE OURSELVES A FORTUNE!" "HORSIES?" "HA HA HA!" "HORSIES?" "HA HA HA!" "NOW LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE!" "8:00." "OK, BOSS, 8:00." "I'LL BE THERE." "OK, BOSS, 8:00." "I'LL BE THERE." "HERE." "NOW GO TO SLEEP, HUH?" "CHARLIE, WOULD YOU PLEASE TUCK ME IN?" "PLEASE?" "HA." "YEAH." "HA." "YEAH." "CHARLIE," "MAY I PLEASE HAVE A GOODNIGHT KISS?" "WHAT?" "OH..." "SURE." "YUCK!" "BLECH!" "YUCK!" "THANK YOU FOR RESCUING ME." "AH." "HA HA." "SURE." "IT WAS..." "IT WAS NOTHING, KID." "IT WAS..." "IT WAS NOTHING, KID." "[SQUEAKING]" "HEY, SQUEAKER, KNOCK IT OFF." "I'M SORRY." "I'M SORRY." "[SNORING]" "[SNORING]" "OHWAHH!" "CHARLIE, YOUR FRONT SEAT HURTS ME." "OH, YEAH?" "AHEM." "ALL RIGHT." "ALL RIGHT." "ALL RIGHT." "DAMES." "THANK YOU, CHARLIE." "UH-HUH." "NOW, UH, GO TO SLEEP, HUH?" "NOW, UH, GO TO SLEEP, HUH?" "DEAR GOD..." "OH, NO!" "THANK YOU SO MUCH" "FOR MY NEW BEST FRIEND CHARLIE." "OH!" "AND THANK YOU FOR SENDING HIM TO RESCUE ME." "PSST!" "HEY!" "GOD BLESS MR. ITCHY..." "YEAH, BLESS ITCHY." "AND GOD BLESS CHARLIE." "AMEN." "OH, AND PLEASE HELP ME FIND A MOMMY AND DADDY." "UH!" "WHOO!" "CHARLIE?" "WHAT?" "DO YOU THINK YOU COULD HELP ME" "FIND A MOMMY AND DADDY?" "KID, I'LL HELP YOU FIND" "THE LOST CITY OF ATLANTIS!" "JUST PLEASE, PLEASE GO TO SLEEP!" "JUST PLEASE, PLEASE GO TO SLEEP!" "CHARLIE?" "WHAT?" "I have to go to the bathroom." "HA HA." "OF COURSE." "HA HA." "OF COURSE." "ANNE-MARIE, CUPCAKE, SWEETHEART." "PLEASE, JUST TALK TO THE HORSIE, HUH?" "TALK TO MR. HORSIE." "BOSS, MAYBE SHE ONLY TALKS TO RATS." "SHE TALKED TO ME, DIDN'T SHE?" "THAT MAKES YOU A RAT!" "HA HA HA!" "HA HA HA!" "MAYBE HORSES IS TOO STUPID TO TALK." "[NEIGH]" "AHA!" "WHAT DID SHE SAY?" "[GROWLS]" "HEY, LISTEN, TRY THAT AGAIN, YOU," "AND YOU ARE GLUE!" "WHAT DID SHE SAY?" "YOU SOUND JUST LIKE MR. CARFACE." "WHAT?" "HE'S A CRIMINAL." "D-D-D-DID HE READ YOU STORIES?" "DID HE GIVE YOU A COMFORTABLE BED?" "DID HE KISS YOU GOOD NIGHT?" "I RESCUED YOU." "BESIDES, WE'RE GIVING THE MONEY TO THE POOR." "BOSS!" "SHARING IT WITH THE POOR." "LIKE ROBIN HOOD?" "LIKE THE STORY." "JUST LIKE IN THE STORY." "AND ANOTHER THING, IF YOU'RE SERIOUS" "ABOUT THIS MOMMY AND DADDY BUSINESS," "YOU'RE GOING TO NEED DOUGH OF YOUR OWN," "NEW DRESSES, NEW SHOES." "I KNOW THESE THINGS." "NOBODY WANTS A SCRAWNY LITTLE DOLL IN RAGS." "PROMISE YOU'LL HELP ME FIND A MOMMY AND DADDY?" "I PROMISE." "OH, CHARLIE!" "GOOD SHAPE FOR A LITTLE KID." "ISN'T THAT WONDERFUL?" "DON'T PICK ME UP." "PUT ME DOWN." "[GROWLS]" "EXCUSE ME." "COULD YOU TELL ME WHICH ONE OF YOU" "IS GOING TO WIN TODAY'S RACE?" "WE'LL GIVE THE MONEY TO THE POOR" "AND BUY ME A NEW DRESS SO I CAN GET SOME PARENTS." "[NEIGH]" "WHO?" "[WHISPERS]" "OH, HOW NICE." "WELL, WHAT IS IT?" "IT'S THE GRAND CHAWHEE'S BIRTHDAY." "CHEE HAW WHO?" "HUH?" "CHA WHO?" "CHEE." "CHEE HAW." "NO." "CHAWHEE!" "It's his birthday." "WHO DO YOU THINK IS GOING TO WIN?" "HE IS." "[FLIES BUZZ]" "[FLIES BUZZ]" "BUT YOU MUSTN'T TELL." "IT'S A SURPRISE." "I'LL SAY!" "CAN WE TRUST THIS HORSE?" "[NEIGHS LOUDLY]" "OK, OK!" "THE GRAND CHAWHEE, CHOO HAW," "CHAW HEE HEE, HOO HAW BY SURPRISE." "LET'S GO PLACE THE BET." "WITH WHAT DOUGH, BOSS?" "ITCHY!" "ITCHY!" "LET'S SEE HERE." "ALL WE NEED IS A COUPLE OF BUCKS." "A COUPLE OF BUCKS, A COUPLE OF BUCKS." "A COUPLE, A COUPLE..." "MMM!" "YEAH!" "A MOM AND DAD!" "YEAH, RIGHT." "SURE, KID." "NOPE!" "TOO THIN!" "[RUFF RUFF]" "TOO FAT." "HEE HEE HEE!" "OH, LOOK!" "CHARLIE!" "THEY'RE PERFECT!" "YOU KNOW, KID, I THINK YOU'RE RIGHT." "WAIT RIGHT HERE." "ITCHY." "BOSS, A NUMBER 17?" "NO, NO, ITCHY." "A NUMBER 3." "A NUMBER 3?" "THE LAME DOG?" "HA HA HA!" "OH, BOSS!" "[AROO!" "]" "MY FEET IS KILLING ME!" "HEY!" "[AROO!" "AROO!" "]" "[AROO!" "]" "[AROO!" "]" "[AROO!" "]" "OH, HAROLD!" "THE POOR LITTLE THING." "CUTE LITTLE FELLA." "WHAT'S WRONG, BOY?" "ITCHY!" "ITCHY!" "ARE YOU OK?" "OH!" "IS THIS YOUR DOG?" "WELL, KIND OF." "ITCHY, WHAT'S THE MATTER?" "[WHIMPERS]" "[WHIMPERS]" "OH!" "ITCHY!" "BOSS, WHAT DO I DO?" "HAM IT UP MORE." "WE ALMOST GOT IT." "LET ME SEE YOUR PAW." "OH, HE'S OK." "[AROO!" "]" "HEY, I GOT IT!" "LET'S GO!" "[RUFF]" "ITCHY!" "SEEMS TO BE JUST FINE." "WHAT'S YOUR NAME, LITTLE GIRL?" "ANNE-MARIE." "PLEASED TO MEET YOU." "I'M GETTING A NEW DRESS." "THAT'S NICE, DEAR." "WHERE ARE YOUR PARENTS?" "SQUEAKER, LET'S GO." "But I want to talk..." "WE'LL MISS CHAWHEE'S BIRTHDAY." "WE'LL MISS CHAWHEE'S BIRTHDAY." "LAST CALL FOR BETS." "[MUSIC PLAYS]" "[MUSIC PLAYS]" "[IN A LOW VOICE] I WANT TO MAKE A BET." "[IN A LOW VOICE] I WANT TO MAKE A BET." "GRAND CHAWHEE TO WIN." "PASS IT ON." "GRAND CHAWHEE TO WIN." "PASS IT ON." "GRAND CHAWHEE TO WIN." "AYIAHHA!" "OOH!" "OOH!" "WHOA WHOA WHOA!" "AHH!" "CHAWHEE?" "YOU KNOW SOMETHING I DON'T?" "IT'S HIS BIRTHDAY!" "[IN LOW VOICE] I MEAN, IT'S HIS BIRTHDAY." "THANK YOU." "THANK YOU." "[CALL TO THE POST]" "[CALL TO THE POST]" "ARE YOU GETTING ANY OF THAT IN YOUR MOUTH UP THERE?" "OOH!" "IT'S JU..." "OH, COME ON!" "GIVE ME A BREAK!" "YOU SEE ANYTHING UP THERE?" "MOSTLY THE BACK OF THE BUTTONS," "BUT OTHER THAN THAT..." "[BELL RINGS]" "COME ON, CHAWHEE!" "YOU CAN DO IT!" "IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY!" "I DON'T CARE IF IT'S HIS BAR MITZVAH!" "THAT HORSE IS A GLUE POT!" "SHUT UP!" "PLEASE, CHAWHEE, PLEASE!" "COME ON!" "MOVE YOUR LEGS!" "COME ON!" "MOVE YOUR LEGS!" "YOO-HOO!" "REGINALD!" "EXCUSE ME." "OH!" "HA HA!" "SPLENDID!" "HELLO, STELLA!" "JOLLY GOOD DAY FOR A RACE, WHAT?" "OH, YES, BUT, REGINALD, HONEY," "I DO HATE TO RAIN ON YOUR PARADE," "BUT DID YOU KNOW" "IT'S THE GRAND CHAWHEE'S BIRTHDAY?" "OH, REALLY?" "YOU DON'T..." "OH." "TERRIBLY SORRY." "TERRIBLY SORRY." "[TOOT]" "HA HA HA HA!" "HE DID IT!" "WHOO HOO HOO!" "HE DID IT!" "HA HA!" "NO!" "ANNE-MARIE DID." "HA HA HA!" "HAPPY BIRTHDAY, CHAWHEE!" "HAPPY BIRTHDAY!" "I KNEW YOU COULD DO IT!" "HAPPY BIRTHDAY!" "HA HA HA HA!" "[SMACK]" "[COUGH]" "ARR!" "YUCK!" "ARR!" "YUCK!" "GO!" "GO!" "GO!" "GO!" "HA HA HA HA!" "HEE HEE HEE!" "AHEM!" "AHEM!" "[DOORBELL RINGS]" "[DOORBELL RINGS]" "[WHISTLES]" "[WHISTLES]" "[WHISTLES]" "[AROO!" "]" "[AROO!" "]" "[CRASH]" "[CRASH]" "[DANCE MUSIC PLAYS]" "[DANCE MUSIC PLAYS]" "SMILEY, WHAT DO YOU KNOW?" "WHAT DO YOU SAY?" "THAT'S USING YOUR HEAD." "HA!" "ENJOY!" "HEY, ITCH!" "THE PLACE LOOKS GREAT!" "HA HA HA!" "HEY!" "WHAT IS THIS?" "WHAT ARE YOU DOING?" "I'M LEAVING!" "YOU SAID WE WOULD HELP THE POOR," "AND WE DIDN'T." "YOU PROMISED TO FIND ME PARENTS." "YOU DIDN'T EVEN LOOK." "ALL YOU DO IS GAMBLE." "IT ISN'T RIGHT!" "YOU KNOW SOMETHING, YOU'RE RIGHT." "WHAT A SELFISH, CALLOUS CAD OF A HEEL I'VE BEEN," "BLIND TO THE NEEDS OF OUR SOCIETY'S LONELY UNLOVED." "THANK YOU." "THANK YOU FOR HELPING ME SEE THE LIGHT." "SQUEAKER, WE'RE GOING TO HELP THE POOR." "OH, CHARLIE!" "YUCK!" "BLECH!" "WHAT IS IT WITH YOU AND THIS KID?" "WE GOT A BUSINESS TO RUN." "WE GOT TO KEEP THE LITTLE KID HAPPY, RIGHT?" "BLECH!" "BLAH!" "BLECH!" "BLAH!" "I KNEW WE SHOULD HAVE USED THE PLIERS!" "I KNEW WE SHOULD HAVE USED THE PLIERS!" "CHARLIE'S ALIVE," "AND I KNOW HE'S GOT THE GIRL!" "[COUGH COUGH]" "KILLER, THIS IS STRIKE 2." "YOU'RE OUT." "WAIT, BOSS!" "I GET ONE MORE STRIKE!" "LOWER HIM!" "OH!" "NOTHING PERSONAL, KILLER." "BUSINESS." "UMM!" "UMM!" "IF YOU WANT SOMETHING DONE RIGHT," "YOU GOT TO DO IT YOURSELF." "OOH." "HOW DO I HANDLE CHARLIE?" "KNIVES?" "BOSS!" "POISON?" "CAR DIDN'T WORK." "SOMETHING." "SOMETHING VERY SPECIAL." "BOSS!" "PULL ME UP, PLEASE!" "I GOT A GUN!" "A GUN?" "WHAT KIND OF GUN?" "BOSS, YOU HEAR ME?" "I GOT A GUN!" "STOP, FISHIES!" "STOP!" "I DON'T TASTE THAT GOOD!" "BOSS!" "PULL ME UP!" "I GOT..." "I GOT A..." "I GOT A..." "OW!" "OW!" "A FLASH GORDON THERMO-ATOMIC RAY GUN, BOSS." "A RAY GUN!" "HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH!" "HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH!" "Radio:" "HA HA HA HA HA!" "WHO DOES HIS EVIL DEEDS IN THE SHADOWED DARK OF NIGHT?" "HA HA HA HA HA!" "THE PHANTOM DOES!" "UHH!" "THESE ARE SOME OF THE POOREST PEOPLE" "I KNOW." "THEY'RE BROKER THAN..." "THE 10 COMMANDMENTS." "HEH HEH." "A LITTLE JOKE." "VERY LITTLE." "VERY LITTLE." "[FOOTSTEPS]" "[DOOR CREAKS]" "AAH!" "[WHIMPERING]" "HEY!" "ANYBODY HERE ORDER A PIZZA?" "CHARLIE!" "CHARLIE!" "CHARLIE!" "PIZZA!" "PIZZA!" "PIZZA!" "PIZZA!" "[RUFF RUFF]" "HOLD IT!" "HOLD IT!" "HEY!" "HOLD IT!" "HA HA HA!" "HA HA HA!" "HOLD IT!" "HOLD IT!" "I WANT YOU..." "I WANT YOU..." "HEY!" "I WANT YOU KIDS TO MEET AVERY, VERY SPECIAL GUEST." "ANNE-MARIE." "PLEASED TO MEET YOU." "PLEASED TO MEET YOU." "[GROWLING]" "[RUFF RUFF]" "[RUFF RUFF]" "HA HA HA HA!" "HELLO, CHARLIE." "HELLO, FLO." "IT WAS NICE OF YOU TO COME BY." "WE DON'T SEE MUCH OF YOU ANYMORE." "YOU KNOW HOW IT IS." "GOT A BUSINESS TO RUN." "YEAH." "I KNOW HOW IT IS." "OH, CHARLIE." "GOSH, HOW THESE LITTLE GUYS LOVE YOU." "[GRRR]" "[GRRR]" "HO!" "HO!" "HEY!" "EASY!" "EASY!" "UNCLE CHARLIE, CAN I HAVE MORE?" "WHATEVER YOU WANT." "HERE." "EAT THE BOX." "WHATEVER YOU WANT." "HERE." "EAT THE BOX." "[RUFF RUFF]" "THAT'S MINE!" "JUST A MINUTE, PIZZA PUP!" "DON'T YOU WANT TO SHARE?" "HEY!" "ALL RIGHT." "IT'S ONLY A PIZZA, FELLAS." "COME ON!" "DO YOU MIND SHARING?" "NOW, COME ON." "DON'T FIGHT!" "I'LL TELL YOU SOMETHING ABOUT SHARING." "♫ ♫ WHAT'S MINE IS YOURS ♫" "♫ WHAT'S YOURS IS MINE ♫ ♫" "♫ THE MORE YOU SHARE ♫" "♫ ♫ THE MORE THE SUN'LL SHINE ♫" "♫ EVERYBODY ♫" "♫ ♫ WHAT'S MINE IS YOURS ♫" "♫ WHAT'S YOUR... ♫ HEY!" "WILL YOU PUT THAT PIZZA..." "STOP IT!" "THIS IS NOT RIGHT." "YOU SHOULDN'T BE FIGHTING." "LISTEN TO UNCLE CHARLIE!" "♫ ♫ WHETHER YOU'RE THE BOSS" "♫ OR SOMEONE'S PET ♫" "♫ THE MORE YOU GIVE ♫" "♫ ♫ THE MORE YOU'RE GONNA GET ♫" "♫ YOU'VE GOT A LITTLE OR A LOT ♫" "♫ YOU'VE GOT TO SHARE 'CAUSE YOU KNOW WHAT... ♫" "I'M PROUD OF YOU!" "♫ EACH OTHER'S ALL THAT WE HAVE GOT ♫" "♫ THE SUN'LL SHINE ♫" "♫ IF ♫" "♫ YOU ♫" "♫ SHARE ALL THE TIME ♫" "♫ WHAT'S MINE IS YOURS ♫" "♫ ♫ YOU'VE GOT" "♫ WHAT'S YOURS IS MINE ♫" "♫ ♫ YOU'VE GOT TO SHARE" "♫ THE MORE YOU SHARE ♫" "♫ ♫ EACH OTHER'S AL" "♫ ♫ THE MORE THE SUN'LL SHINE ♫" "♫ IF ♫" "♫ YOU ♫" "♫ SHARE ALL THE TIME ♫" "♫ ♫ WHETHER YOU'RE THE BOSS" "♫ OR SOMEONE'S PET ♫" "♫ THE MORE YOU GIVE ♫" "♫ ♫ THE MORE YOU'RE GONNA GET ♫" "♫ ♫ MORE THAN YOU HAD ♫" "♫ ♫ THE MORE YOU'RE GONNA GET ♫" "♫ ALL YOUR LIFE ♫" "♫ ♫ THE MORE YOU'RE GONNA GET ♫" "♫ ALL YOUR LIFE ♫" "♫ ♫ THE MORE YOU'RE GONNA GET ♫" "♫ ♫ THE MORE YOU'RE GONNA GET ♫" "HEE HEE!" "[BARKING]" "HEE HEE HEE!" "HEE HEE HEE!" "EH!" "[RUFF RUFF]" "[RUFF RUFF]" "HA HA HA!" "HA HA HA!" "CHARLIE, WHERE DID YOU GET THIS?" "WELL, I..." "AHEM!" "AHEM!" "I, UH..." "I, UH..." "YOU STOLE IT!" "I WAS GOING TO GIVE IT BACK." "YOU STOLE IT." "HEY, SQUEAKER!" "COME ON!" "COME BACK, KID." "I..." "I..." "I..." "OH, BLAST!" "OH, BLAST!" "♫ ♫ ALL I HAVE IS A PICTURE" "♫ ♫ IF WE WERE TOGETHER ♫" "♫ ♫ IF WE WERE TOGETHER ♫" "♫ LET'S PRETEND THAT YOU'RE FAR AWAY ♫" "♫ ♫ LET'S SAY YOU WRITE TO ME ♫" "♫ AND YOU PROMISE IN YOUR LETTER ♫" "♫ AND YOU PROMISE IN YOUR LETTER ♫" "♫ ♫ THAT YOU'LL COME HOME ♫" "♫ ♫ COME HOME TO MY HEART ♫" "♫ WHEN YOU COME HOME ♫" "♫ ♫ WE'LL NEVER BE APART ♫" "♫ ♫ IF I KEEP DREAMING OF YOU ♫" "♫ ♫ START BELIEVING IT'S TRUE ♫" "♫ SOON YOU'LL COME HOME ♫ ♫" "♫ ♫ SOON YOU'LL COME HOME ♫" "♫ SOON YOU'LL COME HOME TO MY HEART ♫" "♫ SOON YOU'LL COME HOME TO MY HEART ♫" "♫ ♫ SOON YOU'LL COME HOME ♫" "♫ HOME TO MY HEART ♫" "♫ ♫ SOON YOU'LL COME HOME ♫" "♫ HOME TO MY HEART ♫" "♫ IF I BELIEVE ♫" "♫ IF I BELIEVE ♫" "[RUMBLING]" "Angel:" "CHARLIE..." "CHARLIE." "YOU CAN NEVER COME BACK." "YOU CAN NEVER COME..." "YOU CAN NEVER COME..." "[THUNDER]" "[THUNDER]" "[RUMBLING]" "[RUMBLING]" "NO!" "NO!" "AAH!" "AAH!" "WHAAHH!" "WHAAHH!" "AAH!" "AAH!" "AWOOO..." "AAH!" "Evil voice:" "YOU CAN NEVER GO BACK!" "AAH!" "AAH!" "AAH!" "CHARLIE..." "CHARLIE." "CHARLIE." "CHARLIE, WAKE UP!" "CHARLIE, WAKE UP." "UHH!" "UHH!" "UHH!" "AAH!" "[THUD]" "UHH!" "UHH!" "DID YOU HAVE A BAD DREAM?" "WAS IT A MONSTER?" "DID IT BITE?" "OH, BOY." "IT WAS..." "IT WAS ONLY A DREAM." "[SIGHS]" "ANNE-MARIE?" "ANNE-MARIE?" "ANNE-MARIE?" "ANNE-MARIE!" "WHERE IS THAT KID?" "SHE WENT TO 402 MAPLE STREET" "TO SEE THE WALLET FAMILY." "WHAT?" "!" "WHAT?" "Great." "Great." "YOU LIKE WAFFLES?" "OH, YES." "VERY MUCH, THANK YOU." "NO, THANK YOU." "THIS IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL HOUSE I'VE EVER SEEN." "THANK YOU, ANNE-MARIE." "WHERE DO YOU LIVE?" "I LIVE WITH CHARLIE." "HE'S MY DOG." "OH." "BUT WHAT ABOUT YOUR PARENTS?" "I DON'T HAVE ANY PARENTS." "THEN WHERE DO YOU STAY?" "WITH CHARLIE IN THE JUNKYARD." "ANNE-MARIE, YOU SIT RIGHT THERE." "HONEY, COME WITH ME." "HONEY, COME WITH ME." "WE CAN'T LET HER LEAVE HERE" "WITH NOWHERE TO GO." "I KNOW, HONEY." "Charlie:" "HEY!" "HEY!" "Pssst!" "COME HERE." "COME HERE." "Psst!" "OH, CHARLIE," "HAROLD AND KATE ARE REALLY WONDERFUL." "THEY WEREN'T UPSET ABOUT THE WALLET." "THEY GAVE ME REAL WAFFLES WITH BUTTER AND SYRUP." "REALLY?" "THAT'S GREAT." "LOOK, UH, I'M GLAD TO SEE..." "YOU FOUND A HOME FOR YOURSELF." "OH, DO YOU THINK SO?" "SURE, SURE." "IN FACT, UH, I, UH, I JUST CAME OVER" "TO..." "SAY GOOD-BYE." "GOOD-BYE?" "YEAH." "I GUESS YOU WON'T BE" "NEEDING ME ANYMORE." "MAYBE YOU COULD STAY, TOO." "NO, I COULDN'T STAY." "I MEAN, I DON'T WANT TO SPOIL IT FOR YOU." "THEY DON'T WANT A DIRTY OLD DOG LIKE ME" "IN A NICE, CLEAN HOUSE LIKE..." "LIKE THIS." "BUT, CHARLIE..." "DON'T WORRY ABOUT ME." "I..." "I'LL MAKE OUT..." "SOMEHOW." "[COUGHING]" "OH..." "BY THE WAY," "YOU WERE THE BEST FRIEND I..." "I EVER HAD." "[COUGHS]" "[COUGHS]" "ENJOY YOUR WAFFLES." "[COUGHING]" "CHARLIE?" "CHARLIE, WAIT!" "CHARLIE, WAIT!" "ALL RIGHT." "A LITTLE MORE TO THE LEFT." "I DON'T WANT TO HIT THE GIRL." "STEADY." "STEADY." "HOLD IT, HOLD IT." "AND..." "GOOD-BYE, CHARLIE." "GOOD-BYE, CHARLIE." "OH, NO!" "CHARLIE!" "GOT HIM!" "CHARLIE!" "CHARLIE!" "OH, YOU BEAUTIFUL LITTLE TICKER." "COME ON." "WE GOT TO GET OUT OF HERE!" "HE'S GETTING AWAY!" "FIRE!" "FIRE!" "MORONS!" "I'M SURROUNDED BY MORONS!" "AAAH!" "HOW..." "HOW DO YOU S-S-STOP THIS THING?" "HOW..." "HOW DO YOU S-S-STOP THIS THING?" "[PANTING]" "[PANTING]" "YOU OK, SQUEAKER?" "OH, CHARLIE, I THOUGHT THEY SHOT YOU." "SO DID I." "SO DID I." "MR. CARFACE DOESN'T KNOW WHO HE'S DEALING WITH." "I GOT A POWER OF MY OWN," "AND I'M GONNA TAKE CARE OF HIM RIGHT NOW." "AND THERE AIN'T NOTHIN' OR NOBODY THAT'S GONNA STOP ME!" "AND THERE AIN'T NOTHIN' OR NOBODY THAT'S GONNA STOP ME!" "CHARLIE." "WALK..." "WALK SOFTLY." "WALK SOFTLY!" "YEOOOWW!" "AAAAH!" "[SPLASH]" "MY WATCH!" "WHERE'S MY WATCH?" "WHERE ARE WE?" "I DON'T KNOW." "WE GOT TO FIND THAT WATCH." "MAYBE IT'S IN THE WATER." "WHAT?" "!" "NO!" "[COUGHING]" "NO!" "NO!" "LISTEN, LISTEN!" "[TICKING]" "OH, NO!" "NO!" "IT STOPPED!" "NO!" "IT STOPPED!" "GOOD-BYE." "GOOD-BYE, ANNE-MARIE." "GOOD-BYE?" "CHARLIE, WHERE YOU GOING?" "CHARLIE!" "CHARLIE!" "THERE IT IS." "WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?" "GADS, WE'RE HAUNTED." "CHARLIE!" "AAH!" "AAH!" "[CHANTING]" "WHAT DID THEY SAY?" "TELL THEM TO GIVE ME BACK MY WATCH." "Anne-Marie:" "I CAN'T, CHARLIE." "THEY TALK FUNNY." "I DON'T CARE!" "I DON'T CARE!" "GOT IT!" "UH-OH!" "UH-OH!" "OH!" "OH, NO!" "[CHANTING]" "[CHANTING]" "CHARLIE, WHAT'S THAT MOVING IN THE WATER?" "I DON'T KNOW." "I DON'T KNOW." "SQUEAKER!" "WE'RE GOING TO DIE." "OH!" "OH!" "PLEASE!" "MY WATCH!" "PLEASE!" "MY WATCH!" "AHH!" "YOU LOOK LIKE" "A TASTY NEW ORLEANS CANINE GUMBO!" "[COUGHING]" "NO!" "DON'T EAT HIM, PLEASE!" "[COUGHING]" "[GRR]" "[♫ AROOOO ♫]" "AHH!" "HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME" "TO EAT A VOICE AS SUMPTUOUS AS THIS?" "♫ WHEN I HEAR A DULCET TONE LIKE THAT ♫" "♫ IT GIVES ME A BIG THRILL ♫" "[THUMP]" "♫ ♫ I CAN'T EAT A SINGER ♫" "♫ I NEVER COULD ♫" "♫ I NEVER WILL ♫" "HA HA HA!" "HA HA HA!" "OH, WHAT DO YOU CALL THAT VOICE, LITTLE FELLA?" "THAT A BARITONE OR A TENOR?" "IT'S, UH..." "I DON'T CARE." "IT'S JUST YOU AND ME." "♫ LET'S MAKE MUSIC TOGETHER ♫" "♫ LET'S MAKE SWEET HARMONY ♫" "♫ OH, LET'S MAKE MUSIC TOGETHER, BABY ♫" "♫ YOU TAKE THE DO, I'LL TAKE THE RE ♫" "♫ YOU'D BETTER HANG ON TO ME ♫" "HA HA HA!" "HA HA HA!" "♫ WE ARE BIRDS OF A FEATHER ♫" "♫ ♫ LOOKING FOR THE RIGHT KEY ♫" "♫ OH, LET'S MAKE MUSIC TOGETHER, BABY ♫" "♫ 'CAUSE ONLY MUSIC MAKES A MAN FREE ♫" "♫ GONNA MAKE A BEAUTIFUL SONG ♫" "♫ SING ALONG ♫" "♫ GONNA LET THAT NATURAL BEAT ♫" "♫ MOVE YOUR FEET ♫" "♫ WHEN THE MUSIC'S DEEP DOWN IN YOU ♫" "♫ THERE'S NOTHING THAT YOU CAN DO ♫" "♫ BUT BELIEVE ♫" "♫ OH, BELIEVE ♫" "♫ THERE AIN'T NOTHIN' LIKE SINGING ♫" "♫ AND OUR VOICES JUST BLEND ♫" "♫ OH, LET'S MAKE MUSIC TOGETHER, BABY ♫" "Both: ♫ LIFT OUR VOICES TOGETHER, PARTNER ♫" "♫ LET'S MAKE MUSIC FOREVER, BABY ♫" "♫ AND WE'LL ALWAYS BE FRIENDS ♫" "WE'LL BE FRIENDS." "♫ LET'S MAKE MUSIC TOGETHER ♫" "Y ♫ ♫ LET'S MAKE SWEET HARMON" "♫ OH, LET'S MAKE MUSIC TOGETHER, BABY ♫" "Y ♫ ♫ LET'S MAKE SWEET HARMON" "♫ ♫ OH, LET'S MAKE..." "YOU OK, SQUEAKER?" "♫ LET'S MAKE SWEET HARMONY ♫" "♫ LET'S MAKE MUSIC...♫" "CHARLIE, I DON'T FEEL GOOD." "OH, SQUEAKER." "♫ OH, LET'S MAKE MUSIC TOGETHER, BABY ♫" "♫ LET'S MAKE SWEET HARMONY ♫" "HO!" "HO!" "HO!" "♫ LET'S MAKE MUSIC TOGETHER, BABY ♫" "♫ LET'S MAKE SWEET HARMONY ♫" "♫ OHH... ♫" "♫ OHH... ♫" "♫ ♫ A HOM DE DA DE DA HOM ♫" "♫ HOM DE DA DE DA CHA CHA CHA CHA ♫" "♫ CHA CHA TI TA ♫ HAHH!" "HAHH!" "ROCKY!" "RELIEVE JOCKO ON GUARD DUTY." "I NEED SOME HELP IN HERE." "ROCKY!" "ROCKY?" "UM, JOCKO?" "ROCKY." "AAH!" "OH!" "WHERE'S THE GIRL?" "AH, I..." "I DON'T KNOW." "AH, I..." "I DON'T KNOW." "I THINK YOU DO." "WHAT DO YOU THINK, BOYS?" "IF YOU WANT MY OPINION..." "SHUT UP!" "PLEASE, DON'T DO THIS." "UH, CHARLIE." "TO CHARLIE..." "WITH LOVE." "THIS IS A VERY BAD IDEA." "YO!" "CHARLIE!" "[ANNE-MARIE COUGHS AND MOANS]" "Flo:" "SHE'S BURNING UP WITH FEVER, CHARLIE." "SHE COULD HAVE PNEUMONIA." "THINK SHE NEEDS A VET?" "CHARLIE, SHE'S A LITTLE GIRL." "SHE NEEDS A DOCTOR." "DOCTOR." "DOCTOR." "I DON'T KNOW ANY DOCTORS." "BUT I'LL FIND ONE." "Itchy:" "CHARLIE!" "Itchy:" "CHARLIE!" "CHARLIE, YOU HERE?" "HEY!" "BE QUIET!" "SQUEAKER'S SICK AND NEEDS HER SLEEP." "OH, YOU'RE BREAKING MY HEART." "OH, YOU'RE BREAKING MY HEART." "MAYBE I SHOULD GO UPSTAIRS AND KISS HER GOOD NIGHT." "ITCH, WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU?" "WHAT HAPPENED TO ME?" "YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT HAPPENED TO ME?" "YES." "I'LL TELL YOU WHAT HAPPENED TO ME." "CARFACE HAPPENED TO ME, WITH ABOUT 50 OF HIS THUGS." "OH." "THAT DIRTY RAT." "OH!" "I'M SORRY, ITCH." "I REALLY AM SORRY." "WELL, LOOK WHAT ELSE HAPPENED" "WHILE YOU WERE SIDETRACKED." "SEE THAT?" "THAT'S OUR PLACE." "YOU WERE GOING TO FIX CARFACE." "WELL, HE FIXED US!" "YA SEE, BOSS?" "IT'S GONE TOO FAR." "YOU WANTED REVENGE ON CARFACE," "AND I SAID, "NO." "PLEASE, LET'S GET OUT OF TOWN,"" "BUT I STAYED BECAUSE..." "BECAUSE YOU'RE MY FRIEND." "THEN YOU WANTED TO KIDNAP THE GIRL," "AND I SAID, "THIS IS CRAZY!"" "BUT I HELPED YOU." "AND..." "AND THEN WE GOT TO DRESS THE GIRL" "AND READ HER STORIES." "AND SHE WANTS WE SHOULD FEED THE POOR." "AND THE WHOLE WHILE I'M THINKIN'," ""THIS IS STUPID!" "SHE'S GONNA GET US KILLED!"" "BUT I STAY BECAUSE I'M YOUR FRIEND." "BUT TONIGHT..." "TONIGHT..." "CHARLIE, HE TRIED TO KILL ME!" "HE TRIED TO KILL ME, CHARLIE," "AND YOU WAS OUT GALLIVANTING WITH THIS..." "WITH THIS GIRL!" "I SAY WE SHOULD LOSE THE GIRL," "GET OUT OF TOWN, CHARLIE, YOU AND ME," "THEN CALL IT EVEN." "NOW THE CASINO'S GONE." "WE GOT TO START ALL OVER." "WE NEED THE GIRL MORE THAN EVER." "NO, BOSS!" "YOU'RE CRAZY." "IT'S NOT BUSINESS ANYMORE, IT'S PERSONAL." "AH, COME ON, ITCHY." "SURE, IT'S JUST BUSINESS." "I MEAN..." "YOU'RE IN LOVE WITH THE GIRL." "YOU'VE GONE SOFT." "YOU CARE ABOUT HER." "LOOK, I DON'T CARE ABOUT THE GIRL!" "I TELL HER THINGS NOW AND THEN." "I PRETEND TO BE HER BEST FRIEND," "BUT IT'S BALONEY!" "I THOUGHT I WAS YOUR BEST FRIEND." "YOU ARE MY BEST FRIEND!" "WITH HER IT'S JUST BUSINESS!" "IT'S ALWAYS BEEN BUSINESS." "I'M USING THE GIRL!" "AND WHEN WE'RE DONE WITH HER," "WE'LL DUMP HER IN AN ORPHANAGE!" "IS THAT OK WITH YOU?" "!" "SURE, BOSS." "ANYTHING YOU SAY." "ANYTHING YOU SAY." "OH." "YOU'RE NOT MY FRIEND." "YOU'RE A BAD DOG!" "SQUEAKER!" "AH!" "ANNE-MARIE!" "WHERE ARE YOU GOING?" "ANNE-MARIE!" "WHERE ARE YOU GOING?" "[THUNDER]" "Anne-Marie:" "AAAH!" "CARFACE!" "ANNE-MARIE!" "ANNE-MARIE!" "TAKE THIS TO 402 MAPLE STREET." "SHE HAS FRIENDS THERE." "THEY'LL KNOW WHAT TO DO." "AND HURRY!" "THEY'LL KNOW WHAT TO DO." "AND HURRY!" "[RUFF RUFF]" "[RUFF RUFF]" "WHAT'S AT 402 MAPLE STREET?" "WOULD YA JUST TELL ME WHERE IT IS?" "PLEASE." "CHARLIE'S IN TROUBLE," "AND THERE'S A LITTLE GIRL REAL SICK." "402 MAPLE'S OVER BY THE FIREHOUSE." "THANKS." "WHAT WAS THAT ALL ABOUT?" "[BOW WOW]" "CHARLIE'S IN TROUBLE." "A LITTLE GIRL MAY DIE." "WELL, TARNATION!" "[WOOF WOOF]" "[WOOF WOOF]" "[HOWL]" "[BOW WOW]" "[BOW WOW]" "[HOWL]" "[HOWL]" "Charlie:" "ANNE-MARIE." "Charlie:" "ANNE-MARIE." "ANNE-MARIE." "ANNE-MARIE." "COME ON, SQUEAKER." "WAKE UP!" "I'M GOING TO GET YOU OUT OF HERE." "[COUGHS]" "YOU ARE SICK, AREN'T YOU?" "JUST HOLD ON, KIDDO." "I'M GOING TO TAKE YOU BACK TO THE WALLET FAMILY." "HA HA HA!" "HI, CHARLIE." "ISN'T THIS JUST THE SWEETEST THING?" "IT IS, BOSS." "IT REMINDS ME" "OF WHEN LASSIE RESCUED..." "SHUT UP." "TAKE HIM, BOYS!" "TAKE HIM, BOYS!" "[DOGS BARKING]" "[DOGS BARKING]" "WHAT IS IT, DEAR?" "DOGS." "DOGS." "[BARKING]" "WHERE DID THEY ALL COME FROM?" "HAROLD!" "HAROLD, DO SOMETHING." "HAROLD, DO SOMETHING." "[♫ AROOOO ♫]" "[♫ AROOOO ♫]" "Carface:" "HA HA HA!" "SO YOU SEE, CHARLIE," "THIS STORY HAS A HAPPY ENDING." "I KEEP THE GIRL AND MAKE A FORTUNE," "AND YOU..." "YOU GET TO GO TO HEAVEN." "YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO HEAVEN, CHARLIE?" "[RUMBLING]" "[RUMBLING]" "ABANDON SHIP!" "LET'S GET OUT OF HERE!" "ABANDON SHIP!" "LET'S GET OUT OF HERE!" "♫ OHH ♫" "♫ TOGETHER ♫" "HA HA HA!" "HA HA HA!" "HUH?" "AH!" "AH!" "[BARKING]" "[BARKING]" "COME ON!" "AAAH!" "AAAH!" "OOH!" "OOH!" "GRR!" "GRR!" "ANNE-MARIE!" "ANNE-MARIE!" "ANNE-MARIE!" "ANNE-MARIE!" "AAAH!" "AAAH!" "GRRR!" "OOW!" "AAAH!" "AAAH!" "AAAH!" "AAAH!" "WHOA HO HA!" "WHAAA!" "WHAAA!" "MMM!" "DELICIOUS!" "AAH!" "AAH!" "AAH!" "AAH!" "ANNE-MARIE!" "ANNE-MARIE!" "[GASPING FOR BREATH]" "[COUGHING]" "[COUGHING]" "YOU CAN MAKE IT!" "YOU CAN MAKE IT, KID!" "YOU CAN MAKE IT, KID!" "OOH!" "OOH!" "[TICKING]" "[TICKING]" "CHARLIE." "CHARLIE." "[COUGHS]" "[SIREN]" "MMM." "MMM." "[GASPS]" "[GASPS]" "OH, SQUEAKER." "I'M SORRY." "I'M SORRY." "I'M SO VERY SORRY." "I'M SO VERY SORRY." "Evil voice:" "CHARLIE." "Evil voice:" "CHARLIE." "[GRRR!" "]" "[GRRR!" "]" "Angel:" "CHARLIE." "Angel:" "CHARLIE." "CHARLIE." "YOU CAN COME HOME NOW." "YOU SAID I..." "CHARLIE, YOU GAVE YOUR LIFE FOR HER." "COME HOME." "WHAT ABOUT ANNE-MARIE?" "SAY GOOD-BYE, CHARLIE." "SAY GOOD-BYE, CHARLIE." "[YAWNS]" "[YAWNS]" "CHARLIE." "YEAH, IT'S ME." "HOW YOU FEELING, KID?" "OK." "HOW ARE YOU?" "WELL..." "I'VE COME TO SAY GOOD-BYE." "WHERE ARE YOU GOING?" "JUST ON A LITTLE TRIP." "LISTEN, SQUEAKER, I WANT YOU TO DO SOMETHING FOR ME." "UH-HUH." "I WANT YOU TO TAKE CARE OF ITCHY," "YA KNOW, JUST WHILE I'M GONE." "YOU'VE GOT A HOME NOW," "AND HE DOESN'T HAVE ANYBODY." "DON'T WORRY, CHARLIE, I WILL." "GREAT." "WELL..." "AHEM!" "GOOD-BYE, LITTLE BUDDY." "OH, CHARLIE, I'LL MISS YOU." "OH, CHARLIE, I'LL MISS YOU." "[SMACK]" "YEAH..." "WELL..." "I'LL MISS YOU, TOO, SQUEAKER." "NOW YOU GO TO SLEEP, HUH?" "CHARLIE, WILL I EVER SEE YOU AGAIN?" "SURE." "SURE YOU WILL, KID." "YOU KNOW, GOOD-BYES AREN'T FOREVER." "THEN GOOD-BYE, CHARLIE." "THEN GOOD-BYE, CHARLIE." "I LOVE YOU." "YEAH." "YEAH." "I LOVE YOU, TOO." "I LOVE YOU, TOO." "CHARLIE, COME HOME." "[ANGELIC MUSIC PLAYING]" "[ANGELIC MUSIC PLAYING]" "Charlie:" "HOLD IT!" "I KNOW WE'RE DEAD UP HERE, BUT SO'S THE MUSIC!" "HEAT IT UP A LITTLE." "HONEY, YOU KNOW IT!" "[PIANO PLAYS]" "THAT'S NICE." "THAT'S NICE." "♫ HALLELUJAH ♫" "AAAH!" "I'LL GET THAT GATOR" "IF IT'S THE LAST THING I DO!" "TOUCH THAT CLOCK," "AND YOU CAN NEVER COME BACK." "SHUT UP!" "I SAID!" "TOUCH THAT CLOCK," "AND YOU CAN NEVER COME BACK!" "HE'LL BE BACK." "HE'LL BE BACK." "♫ EVERYBODY ♫" "♫ COME ON ♫" "♫ COME ON AND JOIN THE SINGING ♫" "♫ HALLELUJAH ♫" "♫ HALLELUJAH, HALLELUJAH ♫" "♫ NOW WE'RE SINGING ♫" "♫ HEY, BABY ♫" "♫ SING IT, BABY ♫" "♫ HALLELUJAH ♫" "♫ HALLELUJAH, HALLELUJAH ♫" "♫ NOW THEY'RE COOKING ♫ ♫" "♫ THEY'RE REALLY COOKING ♫" "♫ COOKING, PARTNER ♫" "♫ HALLELUJAH ♫" "♫ HALLELUJAH, HALLELUJAH ♫" "♫ HALLELUJAH, HALLELUJAH ♫" "♫ HALLELUJAH, HALLELUJAH ♫" "♫ LET'S MAKE THIS MUSIC LAST FOREVER ♫" "♫ HALLELUJAH ♫" "HA HA HA!" "HONEY, I'M SO GLAD YOU'VE COME TO STAY!" "HONEY, I'M SO GLAD YOU'VE COME TO STAY!" "[APPLAUSE]" "[APPLAUSE]" "♫ NOW I KNOW YOU'RE SAFE HERE IN MY HEART ♫" "♫ YOU WILL ALWAYS BE WITH ME ♫" "♫ WE'LL NEVER BE APART ♫" "♫ NEVER KNEW HOW STRONG MY LOVE COULD BE ♫" "♫ YOU'RE THE ONE I'VE WAITED FOR ♫" "♫ NOW YOU'RE HOME ♫" "♫ I BELIEVE ♫" "♫ LOVE SURVIVES BEYOND OUR LIVES ♫" "♫ I FEEL THOSE TIES GROWING STRONGER ♫" "♫ GROWING STRONGER ♫" "♫ LOVE SURVIVES THE TEARS WE'VE CRIED ♫" "♫ YES, LOVE ♫" "♫ SURVIVES IT ALL ♫" "♫ LOVE SURVIVES IT ALL ♫ ♫" "♫ LOVE SURVIVES IT ALL ♫ ♫" "♫ MMM MMMM ♫ ♫" "♫ MMM MMMM ♫ ♫" "♫ EVEN WHEN WE WANT TO RUN AND HIDE ♫" "♫ LOVE COMES IN ♫ ♫" "♫ TO PULL US THROUGH ♫" "♫ FROM DEEP INSIDE ♫" "♫ OH, THE MAGIC ♫" "♫ THE MAGIC ♫ ♫" "♫ HAS MADE US WHO WE ARE ♫" "♫ WHO WE ARE ♫" "♫ DON'T YOU SEE WE'VE COME SO FAR?" "♫" "♫ TAKE MY HAND ♫" "♫ YOU MADE ME UNDERSTAND ♫" "♫ LOVE SURVIVES BEYOND OUR LIVES ♫" "♫ I FEEL THOSE TIES GROWING STRONGER ♫" "♫ GROWING STRONGER ♫" "♫ LOVE SURVIVES THE TEARS WE'VE CRIED ♫" "♫ YES, LOVE ♫" "♫ YES, LOVE ♫" "♫ SURVIVES IT ALL ♫" "♫ LOVE SURVIVES IT ALL ♫ ♫" "♫ LOVE SURVIVES IT ALL ♫ ♫" "♫ LOVE SURVIVES BEYOND OUR LIVES ♫" "♫ OH, I FEEL THOSE TIES GROWING STRONGER ♫" "♫ GROWING STRONGER ♫" "♫ LOVE SURVIVES THE TEARS WE'VE CRIED ♫" "♫ YES, LOVE ♫" "♫ YES, LOVE ♫" "♫ SURVIVES IT ALL ♫" "♫ LOVE SURVIVES IT ALL ♫ ♫" "♫ LOVE SURVIVES IT ALL ♫ ♫" "♫ LOVE SURVIVES IT ALL ♫ ♫" "♫ LOVE SURVIVES IT ALL ♫ ♫"

"Look at all these people just sitting here and not tipping, working on their computers." "This guy has a brand-new Apple." "I've been eating the same apple for a week." "I blame Steve Jobs." "These people are more like Steve-I-have-no-jobs." "All right, that's it." "Earl, I need to get the wireless router." "Oh, is that what this is?" "I thought it was a cookie-warmer." "Attention deadbeat diners." "You can't just sit here all night and only order coffee." "This is not a Starbucks." "And I know that because we don't sell" "Norah Jones CDs or bananas." "This is the router for the free Wi-Fi." "And that is a waitress who needs to make some tips." "Seriously, guys, I need actual cash." "This guy just offered to pay me in ideas." "If I pull this plug, the Internet will go down." "And you--that sad email you're in the middle of writing to your ex-boyfriend, the one you shouldn't send anyway--gone." "And you-- that vaguely pornographic anime film you've been illegally downloading for the past three hours-- gone." "And you--that screenplay you've been writing, you can keep working on it, but we all know how it ends:" "With you moving back in with your mother." "Now, who's gonna order?" "Great, I'll go get some menus." "Here, Caroline, put this back." "[All gasp]" "Ooh, my cookie-warmer." "♪ Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh" "[Cash register bell dings]" "♪ Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ♪" "[Overlapping chatter, laughter]" "Table ten just ordered cocktails." "Yeah, 'cause we're that kind of a place." "Does anyone know how to make sex on the beach?" "Easy." "I put on my speedo and wait." "[Shrill laughter]" "Those girls have been drinking for hours." "Just press every button on the gun and add rum." "[Laughter]" "Look at them." "Not a care in the world." "Having a great time." " I hate them." " I hate them, too." "I hate them more." "I hate that you hate them more." "So jealous." "[Both cackling]" "[Laughs mockingly]" "Okay, ready for party of four." "Excuse me." "Pardon me." "Excuse me." "Hey, baby!" "Looking good." "Mm, always." "I'll be in my booth." "Sophie, you cannot take up a whole booth alone." "There are people waiting." "You must leave." "Go stand in the corner now!" "Before I bend you across my knee and spank you in front of the whole class." "Well, I was going to stand in the corner anyway." "But tomorrow night, smaller table." "Go stand in the corner now!" "Okay, I'm over being jealous of them." "[High-pitched laughter]" "Still?" "What are they-- sitting on vibrators?" "Let it go." "They're not having that good of a time." "No, Max, we're not having that good of a time." "All we do is work." "When's the last time we took a day and just had fun?" "[Both cackling]" "I mean, those two idiots remind me how much fun it was when I'd go out to lunch and have cocktails with my girlfriends and watch them pretend to eat." "I think you're talking about day-drinking, and I think I like it." "All right, let's do something fun." "[Accent] I'll put on my bolo tie and my best vest and take my girl out to eat." "So, what is this lunch spot you're taking me to?" "Is it French?" "Do you think the chef will send an amuse-bouche to the table?" "No, but this morning I shaved a smiley face into my bouche, and it's very amusing." "You know what?" "It's just so fun to get dressed up and have someone wait on us for a change." "I even bought new panty hose from dooahnay rayahdey." "You mean Duane Reade?" "Oh, is that how you pronounce it?" "Well, we're here." "Better get in line." "Oh, there's a line." "Popular place." "What's the name?" ""Soup Kitchen." That's a cute name." "Very Williamsburg." "Like, "let's take our upscale urban bistro"" ""And make it seem like it's just a soup kitchen" ""open to everyone, but it's not really a soup kitchen."" "Oh, that's nice." "They let them use the bathroom." "And sit at a table." "Oh, my God!" "This is really a soup kitchen." "This is your idea of treating me to lunch?" "We're not homeless." "No, but we are soup-less." "And it's not just homeless people who eat here." "Okay, maybe they're the target audience." "Look, there's a lot of other people who can't afford to go out to eat." "You're right." "Why are there so many hipsters here?" "Because this place isn't just for people who don't have jobs, it's for people who don't want them." "Well, it does smell good." "Excuse me." "We'd like to take a look at your lunch menu." "Menu changes every day." "Also, there is no menu." "There's, like, four things." "Oh, okay." "So what do you recommend?" "Oh, what do I recommend?" "Don't share needles, and and use condoms." "But you didn't hear that last one from me." "Are nuns even allowed to be sarcastic?" "If they are, I have some serious thinking to do about my future." "This sloppy Joe is the most amazing terrible thing I've ever eaten." "[Muffled] I love that it's basically pre-chewed, so all you really have to do is swallow." "So good, I used to have these every day when I was a kid." "Well, then I guess your childhood" " wasn't all that bad." " Mm." "We couldn't afford the real Manwich Mix, so my mom's boyfriend, Dirty Carl, used to bring us leftover meat scraps and then bash 'em together with old ketchup packets he'd found in cars at the junkyard." "Now I understand why you think this is a nice restaurant." "Have you noticed the more you drink, the better this place gets?" "I've noticed the more I drink, the better everything gets." "Why don't we drink every day?" "Some of we do." "I'm having a great time." "Thank you, Max." "Well, yesterday, you were so bummed about your life," "I thought I'd take you somewhere you could feel good about yourself." "Okay, I've been wanting to say this the whole time." "I feel like we're the hottest people in this room." " Is that terrible?" " Yes." "[Both laughing]" "[Both gasp]" "Both:" "Speaking of hot people..." "Wait." "Are we drunk or do we finally have one brain" " and the same taste in guys?" " I don't know, but this is suddenly my new favorite restaurant." "Let's go get ourselves some of that man-wich." "I kind of like "drunk Caroline" way more than the other Caroline." "I kind of like her better, too." "[Laughter]" "[Clears throat]" "Excuse me, sisters." "Do you know the guy who just came in here?" " The cute one." " He's so cute, right?" "His name is Andy, and he just opened a candy store across the way." "Shut up!" "Candy?" "I love candy." "Question:" "What would make this day even better?" "Candy?" "You should totally go for the hot guy." "Or you can go for him." "Let's think about this." "He's clean and not a drug addict, so he's more my type." "Well, he's got a store full of candy and a penis, so he's more my type." "You know what?" "Go for it." "You've got dibs." "Aww, that's so nice of you, Max." "Yeah, and while you're doing him in the back room," "I'll be pocketing some candy." "Oh, no." "It's closed." "Hey, Max, you know what'd be fun?" "If we threw that trash can through the front window?" "I was gonna say we should leave him a note." "And what would be fun about throwing that can through a window?" "Have you ever done it?" "It's fun!" "Oh, the sign's turned around." "He can see us." "He's smiling at us." "[Giggles]" "Should we go in?" "If I learned anything as a child, it's when a stranger offers you candy, you say yes." "Hi." "We thought the sign said you were closed." "Yeah, I turned it around." "I wanted you guys to come in." "[Gene Wilder singing Pure Imagination]" "♪ Come with me" "♪ and you'll be" "♪ in world of pure imagination ♪" "If this isn't your thing," "I also have some Sabbath and some Beastie Boys." "So, if this is "Candy Andy's Sweets and Treats,"" "are you Candy Andy?" "Oh, please." "We hardly know each other." "Call me Candrew Andrew." "I'm Caroline, and this is Max." "Max, say something." "Can't." "It's all too wonderful." "Look at all the candy crammed in this little space." "It's like we're inside Willy Wonka's colon." "Thanks." "Yeah, it's kind of the look I was going for too." "And I know it's accurate because I had the Oompa Loompas help me." "They were expensive, but what are you gonna doom-pa-dee-doo?" "Normally I'd ring the bell after something that golden, but I don't want to scare you." "Well, now I have to hear the bell." "♪ Anything you want to [Rings bell]" "Now that's all I want to hear." "Do you do free samples?" "You do, by the way." "Let me hook you guys up." "On the house." "Marry this guy right now." "It's a small store." "I can hear you." "Good." "Moves things along faster." "Hey, come by the Williamsburg diner sometime." "We work there." "We'll give you free samples of food you shouldn't have to pay for anyway." "So, what brings you in to this neighborhood?" "Oh, we were having lunch at the-- this ...is a really adorable space." "Thank you." "You know, candy is my passion." "Yeah, I said it." "Always has been." "Even as a kid, I would have my G.I. Joes sell sweet tarts to my Transformers." "Gum drops, gummy bears, gummy worms, gummy hot dogs, gummy pizza." "Ooh, I just had a gummy-gasm." "So what was your favorite candy as a kid?" "Actually, I didn't eat a lot of candy as a child." "Okay, I'm gonna overlook that because you're pretty, but maybe we could talk about your terrible childhood over coffee sometime." "Yeah?" "[Rings bell]" "I'd leave you two alone, if this place wasn't filled with candy." "Okay, so what's your favorite flavor?" "Coconut." "And I'm walking to the "C"s." "The candy's alphabetical?" " Now I'm marrying you too." " Okay." "Let's see." "Coconut watermelon slice." "How's that sound?" "Um, not so good." "Actually, please don't say anything more about candy." "Is it hot in here?" "No, it's awesome in here." "Boston baked beans?" "Didn't know they weren't real beans till I was 20." "Please stop." "Is it cold in here?" "Is it hot and cold in here?" "Max, I feel weird." "Relax, it's just your lady parts waking up from hibernation." "Again, small store." "Can hear everything." "[Gags]" "I am so sorry." "Pardon me." "Oh, uh, are you okay?" "I'm fine." "Max, I am not fine." "I'm gonna be sloppy joanne in about two seconds." "Tiny, tiny store." "Do you need to use the" "No." "We're fine." "We'll just be going." "Nice to meet you." "[Gagging]" "Nope, I'm not gonna make it." "Where is the" "Right--right there." "[Clears throat]" "I'm sure she'll be all right." "[Retches]" "[Music volume increases]" "I'm just gonna step outside." "The sound of someone throwing up makes me" "Oh, dude, I've been trying to not throw up this whole time." "[Toilet flushes]" "Whew, what happened there, right?" "Feeling better?" "[Retches]" " [Gags] - [Gags]" "Did she tell you she projectile-puked soup and sloppy seconds all over a really cute guy and his floor?" "Let me put it this way, Caroline." "In my heroin days, that would have been a perfectly acceptable first date." "I don't understand it." "We ate the exact same thing." "How could you have not have gotten sick?" "You must still have "rich girl" stomach." "I'm used to poor food." "What made you sick made my skin clear up." " Hi, girls." " Hey, Sophie." "I'll be in my booth." "Oh." "Well, this is weird." "It's okay." "You didn't know." "Don't let it happen again." "Okay, good-bye now." "Sophie, what do you think you're doing?" "What?" "They were sitting in my booth." "It is not your booth, it's my booth." "If it was your booth, wouldn't it have a booster seat?" "Oh, Sophie wants to dance?" "We gonna dance." "Max." "Hi." "It's Andy." "From the store." "The guy who let you walk out with a push pop in your pocket." "That wasn't a push pop, Andy." "I was happy to see you." "Well, you're gonna be even happier in a minute." "Yay!" "But these come with a catch." "Invites for Caroline and you to a party at my candy store." "But maybe don't wear that uniform." "People are gonna think you're a giant sugar daddy." "So, she's still going at it, huh?" "Such a skinny girl." "How much more can come out of her?" "Nah, she's just a little embarrassed." "Something about self-esteem." "I don't know." "She throws it around like it means something." "Well, I'd love her to come." "No pressure." "But if you can talk her into it, there'll be unlimited candy for you for the rest of your life." "[Rings bells]" "Look at him, stealing my bit." "The candy man came with invitations to a party at his store." "What, you think I wasn't listening at the door?" "I heard everything." "All the vomit jokes." "I heard them all." "[Gasps]" "Jewelry, already?" "Your new husband likes to throw the cash around." "He is not my new husband." "And now he never will be." "Ooh, bubble tape." "I finally meet an adorable, sweet guy." "A guy so sweet, the word "sweet"" "is next to his name on actual real estate." "And I completely destroy any chance I have with him." "You didn't destroy anything." "And it's good to let him know right off the bat that you have a gag reflex." "Oh!" "Oh, that's lovely." "Happy Valentines' Day." "I am not going to that party." "I can never see him again." "Well, do you mind if I still go?" "Being in a candy store after midnight is on my bucket list." "Funny, I thought that was the impossible one." "You should go." "Have fun." "I think you're missing out, because you two are perfect for each other." "You're like Hansel and Gretel." "They were brother and sister." "So?" " So, no Caroline, huh?" " Uh, no." " She couldn't make it." " Hmm." "Well, I'm feeling very sad, but you'll never know it." "You're fine." "You don't seem to be short on other female party guests." "Oh, come on." "They're fiends." "Some of them I know from the neighborhood." "Some I worked with on Wall Street." "Wall Street?" "Did you have a little candy tray you walked around with?" "I wish." "That would have been awesome." "I was stuck in an office pushing stock in pharmaceutical companies." "Wait." "You know people who have access to pills?" "And just when I thought you couldn't get any better." "Yeah, one day, I went into the firm, and there was no firm." "Bankrupt." "Boom." "End of job, no money." "Nothing." "And after I drank nonstop for a week," "I figured, hey, now I can do what I've always dreamed of." "Open a candy store, be my own boss." "So I used all my savings and opened up this place." "And pretty soon," "Candy Andy will rule the world of sweets and treats." "That sound braggy?" "No." "All right, kick everybody out, and let's go back to my place." "Ah..." "Max, no offense, but I'm more into your friend." "Um, Andy, no offense, but I'm more into the candy than the Andy." "I want you to come to my apartment and say hey to Caroline." "I was right." "You two are perfect for each other." "Yeah?" "I mean, it would be nice to hang with her in pants I don't care about." "[Laughs]" "She's not here." "She must have taken the horse for a walk." "Wait, you have a horse, and I'm just hearing about this now?" "I have a candy store and it's out of my mouth, in the first 30 seconds." "Be right back." "I have to pee." "She'll be okay with me being here, right?" "Yeah, she was just embarrassed." "She'll get over it." " [Shrieks] - [Screams]" "What are you doing?" "Knock first!" "Why are your legs up in the air like that?" "And why were you holding the shower head down by your-- [Laughs] Oh!" "I'm sorry." "I thought you'd be home feeling bad for yourself, not feeling your bad self." "What are you doing home already?" "Why aren't you at the Candy Andy party?" "Oh, don't look at me like that." "It's not like I'm the only person in the world who masturbates." "[Clears throat]" "Also, Andy's here." "We wanted to surprise you." "But then you surprised us." "[Door closes]" "It's not a big deal." "That kind of situation happens to a lot of people." "Who?" "Who has that ever happened to?" "I know this might be a delicate area right now, but I'm thinking you should probably pay more than half of our water bill." "Hey, girls." "I need some hot tea to warm me up." "There's no hot water in our building when I tried to take a shower." "That's because it's all in Caroline." "Max!" "You are too tense." "Here." "Take this and relax a little." "Eh?" "This doing anything for you?" "[Laughs]" "Well, I'll be in my booth." "Hello, Sophie." "What are you doing in my booth?" "It's not your booth, it's my booth." "And look." "All the other booths are taken." "So you'll have to sit at small table, as is customary for lone diners." "This is my booth." "It's okay, you didn't know." "Okay, bye-bye now." "Hello, Max." "Check out my new booth." "I think it's better." "Oh, no." "I don't want to see him again." "Look, he's already seen you at your worst." "You vomited and masturbated." "That's your full range." "Hi." "Look, I know you're really embarrassed about-- well, everything." "And there's really nothing I can say to convince you not to be." "So..." "[Laughs]" "Who's embarrassed now?" "And to further my embarrassment," "I will now do gymnastics in public." "That is not embarrassing." "It was amazing." "All right." "Well, then come back to my house and watch me masturbate." "Or we could just get coffee." "Yay, I'm so happy!" "Thanks, Max." "No, not for you." "For me." "I'm getting unlimited candy and maybe some pills."

""The night was..."" "(thunder)" ""The night was..."" ""The night..."" "(grunts)" "The Phantom of the Novel... ..is coming to haunt the pages of Larry Donner." "Jeez, what the hell am I doing?" "Hello, Op. Remember me?" "Professor Blank?" "We're back." "Well, I'm sure you all know the name Margaret Donner." " Unless you live under a rock." " No!" "Ladies and gentlemen, the author of the best-selling novel "Hot Fire"." " Author of the best-selling novel?" " You must be very proud of yourself." " Well, I..." "I am." " The woman stole my book!" " What's to be proud of?" "..and there's just you,... ..you facing you in that mirror, do you say "Margaret, you did it"?" " Yes, I do." " Slut!" "She's a slut!" "Look at her!" "Slut!" " Hey!" "Hey, man, your wife's on TV!" " Ex-wife, Lester." "Ex-wife." " She looks good!" " Criminals don't age." "It's a common fact." " What the hell do you want?" " Something for a gig." " You got anything in green?" " You borrowed all my green." "It is a lot more difficult for women to get themselves published..." "How about women thieves, Oprah?" "Big difference." "I would say that, once I was divorced,... ..blissfully divorced,... ..a freedom overcame me, and I was allowed to be the writer, the artist,... ..that I was never allowed to be within the confines of my prison-like marriage." "Did you think about writing when you were with this beast?" " Well, I did." "I did, yes." " (laughter)" "Because he fancied himself a sort of a hack writer." "I watched him at the typewriter and thought:" "Oh, God, I can do that in spades." "Then did, clearly." "How do you think he will feel now about your success?" " Frankly, I don't really care how he feels." " (laughter)" " Well, Margaret..." " (applause)" "So she stole your book." "Write another one and forget it." " I am writing." " Oh, you're writing?" " Yes, I am." " Yeah, right! "The night was..."" " The night was what?" " I just started." " You been on "The night was" since July." " It takes place in the Yukon." "..severed the ties." "You live in Hawaii now." " Yes." "I just adore a tropical climate." " Look at those earrings, man!" "It's your money." "How was it that you, Margaret Donner,... ..produced such a brilliant piece of writing in... just your first time out?" "Well, Oprah, I mean..." "it's the story of my life." "It's my life, Margaret!" "And I want it back!" ""Hot Fire", ladies and gentlemen." "Thank you so much for being on the show." " My pleasure." " I want it back!" " Owen!" " (thunder)" "Owen!" "Owen!" "Owen!" "Owen!" " What?" "!" " Get me a soda with some ice in it!" " Owen, hurry up!" " Momma..." " Chop chop, Owen!" "Come on!" " All right!" " You were writing a letter!" " No, Momma!" "You were writing to tell them to take me away!" "You want them to take me away!" "I'm writin' a story for class, Momma!" "I don't want 'em to take you away!" " Yes, you do!" " Owen loves his momma!" "(mimics) "Owen loves his momma."" "(singsong) Owen loves his momma, Owen loves his momma..." " Hurry up with that soda!" " Coming, Momma." "(mimics) "Coming, Momma." I'm choking to death, you moron!" " You're too damn slow!" " I'm sorry, Momma." "(mimics) "I'm sorry, Momma."" " Where are the salted nuts?" " The salted ones are no good for you." "The unsalted ones make me choke!" "Aarrghhh!" "Momma!" "You clumsy poop!" "What'd you do that for?" "Come on, move it, lard-ass!" "Pick up every piece!" ""'Dive,... ..dive!" "' yelled the captain through the thing."" ""So the man who makes it dive pressed a button or something and it dove,... ..and the enemy was foiled again."" ""'Looks like we foiled them again' said Dave."" ""'Yeah' said the captain."" ""'We foiled those bastards again, didn't we, Dave?" "'"" ""'Yeah' said Dave."" ""The end."" "OK." "Here we have all the elements of drama." "We have the tension, the horror of war..." "Uh..." "Mrs Hazeltine, when you're writing a novel that takes place on a submarine,... ..it's not a bad idea to know the name of the instrument... ..that the captain speaks through." " I used to know that." " And your similes... need a little work." ""His guts oozed nice like a melted malted."" "Well, it's, um... a little..." " Too harsh?" " A tad." "Otherwise it was, um... ..very good, it was, uh... ..very real." "Here's another one." "This is a real classic by Mr Pinsky." "It's entitled 100 Girls I'd Like to Pork." "Pork?" "It's a coffee-table book." "100 Girls I'd Like to... hm." ""Chapter 1 :" "Kathleen Turner."" ""Chapter 2:" "Cybill Shepherd." "Chapter 3:" "Suzanne Pleshette."" ""Chapter 4:" "The Girl in the Taco Commercial."" ""Chapter 5:" "The Woman in 4B." "Chapter 6:" "The Oriental Laker Girl."" ""Chapter 7:" "Chris..."" "Mr Pinsky, this is not literature." "Well, you know, I would put in photographs,... ..a brief character sketch, like a biography,... ..and a nice dust jacket." " Mr Pinsky, what is this?" " It's..." "literature." "It's a fantasy." "Like Melville." "This is my great white whale." " It's whacking material." " lsn't that literature?" "How do you associate Moby Dick to a list of women you'd like to have sex with?" " I think it's brave." " (Mrs Hazeltine) He's vulgar." " They said Twain was." " I'm saying he is." " I think you're vulgar." " You're a no-talent shit." " Maybe I should change the title." " (man) I like the title." " (bell)" " OK, I'll see you Wednesday, class." "Good work today." "Remember, a writer writes... always." "Argh!" "Oh!" " This is your tie." " Oh, God." " You dropped it." " Oh." "How'd that get in there?" "It got wet." "I was afraid it would be ruined." "Thanks." " Hi." "I'm Owen." " I know." "Why didn't you read my story in class?" " Your story?" " Yeah." "Murder at my Friend Harry's." "Why didn't you read it?" " I did." " You did?" "What'd you think of it?" "It's raining, Irwin." "Can't we discuss it tomorrow?" "Owen." "Didn't you like it?" " Well... no." "No, I didn't." " Why not?" "It was three pages long." "It was a murder mystery... ..that, by the way, was no big trick in finding the murderer." " What gave it away?" " You only had two characters,... ..one of which was dead on page two!" "Well, one guy killed the other guy." " It wasn't motivated!" " Sure it was." "A guy in a hat killed the other guy in a hat." "I have to go now, Owen." "Thanks." " (bleep)" " Hi, Beth." "It's me." "It's, uh... 10.30... ..and I did it again." "I'm sorry." "It's just that..." "Margaret was on the..." "Oy, there I go again." "It's..." "I'll..." "Look, I'm sorry." "That's all." "Bye." "(tuts)" "So Margaret's a big star." "That's life." "This is life, too." "That goes on, this goes on." "Hm." "The night was hot." "Wait, no." "The night..." "The night was... ..humid!" "The night was humid." "No, wait." "Hot." "Hot!" "The night was hot." "The night was hot and wet." "Wet and hot." "The night was wet and hot... hot and wet..." "That's humid." "The night was humid." "Maybe the night isn't humid." "Maybe... the night isn't humid." "Maybe it was humid in the morning and at night it was cold." "That gives you fog." "Ha!" "The night was foggy." "The night..." "The night was..." "The night was..." "The night..." "The night was dry, yet it was raining." "The..." "The..." "The..." "The streets were wet,... ..but the night... was as bright... ..as... the... ..earrings in Margaret Donner's ears!" "My God!" "I'm goin' outta my mind!" "Fuck it!" "The... night... was... humid!" "That's it and that's all." "(grunts)" "Stop it, dammit!" "I got a wax ball in my ear." "Get it out." " Momma!" " You were writing to her, weren't you?" "Don't start that again, Momma." "And don't hit me!" " You love her." " There's no "her", Momma." " You were writing a letter." " I'm writin' a story for class, Momma." " I take a class." "I take a nice class." " Yeah, yeah, yeah." " And I'm gonna be a writer some day." " You know how that typing upsets me." "I'm sorry, Momma." "A writer writes." "You're gonna be nothing." "You're gonna be nothing." "You'll never get to first base." "All you do is type, type, type, type, type!" "You sit there typing all day like a fat little pigeon." "You won't ever hear it again, Momma." "I promise." "Aarrghhh!" " Momma..." " I think you got it, sonny." "I don't know what I'd do without you, Owen baby." " I know, Momma." " Owen, my little baby." " I know." " Owen, my little baby boy." "(Owen) And even though he was mortally wounded,... ..the guy in the hat got up... ..and pulled himself up and... ..staggered out into the dark night..." "..like a milkman... ..going out on his route." "(man) There he is, Owen." " Professor Donner..." " Not now, Owen." "Another time." " Beth..." " Don't bother." " I gotta talk to you." " You're 16 hours late." "And I'm sorry." "It's just that..." "she was on the television." "Margaret was on TV and my mind went nuts." "My mind went crazy." "I saw nothing but hate and death." "And I'm sorry, and I did call." "I called you around 10.30." " Where were you?" " Did you think I'd stay in all night... ..staring at my tandoori chicken?" "I know you're angry and... you have every right to be angry." "It's just that I..." " It's my class." " Ah." "How do you do?" "(all) Hi." " What's your name?" " Beth Ryan." "She teaches anthropology." "Beth..." "Ryan?" "Don't even think about it." "(man) Hang in there, Pinsky." "Come on." "I'm sorry." "Do you know that we are this far away from having a date?" "We're just this far." " (as Beth) Hello, you're late." " I'm sorry." " You probably made tandoori chicken." " (as Beth) Come on in, Larry." "Oh..." "Come on, gimme a second chance." "What do you say?" "Come on!" " I can't believe I'm saying this." "Yes." " Yeah?" "Great!" "Professor Donner, I saw your wife on Oprah!" "Ex-wife." "Ex!" "What's with him?" "(sighs) I can't get over this." " Why?" " Why?" "Why?" "!" "She steals my book!" "OK?" " She goes on national television..." " I'm not gonna sit here and be barked at." "Wait." "Listen to me, Beth." "The problem is... ..I can't write." "I'm dead inside." "I have no passion." "You have passion." "When you talk about Margaret, you have passion." "Slut!" "No, my ex-wife is a major slut." " But you're not a slut." " Thank you!" "I'm talking about passion!" "It's selfless, committed, overflowing!" "Not hate and murder!" "And slut!" "I hate her!" "I wish she was dead!" "Chill out." "Thank you." "It's so beautiful!" "It's very good, Phil." "Very, very good." "Forty yards of Naugahyde, a girl and a dream." "What can I say?" "It's..." "Well, I wrote it just like I lived it." "Which is what you've been teaching us: to write what we know." "It's very good." "It'll blow the lid off the upholstery business as we know it." " Thank you." " OK." "Next is Murder at my Friend Harry's by Owen..." "Lift." ""Chapter 1." "The night was humid."" "Class dismissed." "I have an enormous headache in my eye." "Yuck." "OWEN" "(sighs)" "(car door closes)" "(Larry) I'm so sorry about the cafeteria." "It was Norman Bates in concert." "It's just that I see her and I..." " You wanna kill her." " Metaphorically, yes." "Specifically, without a doubt." " I'm glad you called." " Me, too." "I like trains." "Every great romance or mystery has a train in it." " Is this gonna be a great romance?" " Could be." "We have a train, we have the moon, we have compatible body parts." " Would you like to kiss me?" " I don't know." "You don't know?" "Oh, you're so sweet, Beth." "Oh, Larry, would you like to date me?" " This isn't a date?" " Mmm..." "I was speaking euphemistically." " So you're... you're saying...?" " Yeah, yeah." "So you're saying...?" "Yeah, you are." "I can feel that." " You're saying no?" " Kids are gonna sit here tomorrow." " I wanna make love to you, Beth." " Oh, Larry..." "Sometime in the very near future." " Huh?" " I can't." " What?" " I have writer's block." " Everywhere?" " Yeah." "It's no good." "I can't." " On the train?" " Oh, I wanna ring the bell." "(moans and sighs)" " (Beth) Oh, take me, Casey." " Who?" " Take me, Casey." " I'm taking you, I'm taking you." " Hi." " Oh, God!" "Do you know Owen?" "This is Owen." "Owen is a dead man." " Did I come at a bad time?" " Owen..." "I'm dating." "You read it, right?" "My story?" " Yes." " Good." "Owen, you cannot follow me around asking me questions." "This stuff belongs in the classroom." "Not on my time." "Do you understand me?" "Oh." "I'm sorry." "Good night, Miss Ryan." " Did you like it?" " No!" "(ringing)" "(Owen) Why didn't you like it?" "Because in a novel people have to have more of a reason to commit a murder." "If they just do it because they're crazy, it's not strong enough for a novel." "You mean, if someone ruined you permanently, then you could murder 'em?" "Yes." "Which brings us to the second point." "The motive: you have to eliminate it." " Eliminate the motive." " Correct." "I'll give you an example." "My ex-wife." "I hate her guts, right?" "Yeah." "I overheard you in the cafeteria." "She really ruined you." "Yes, she did." "And I hate her with a passion." "But I would never murder her." " You'd get caught." " Absolutely right." "I would get caught because I have a motive and people know that." "I got a similar problem with my momma." "Well, look at this, Owen." "This is amazing." "You and I have something in common." " We do?" " Absolutely." "Think about what I'm saying." "And then you just draw on your own personal experiences." "You mean... how do you murder and not get caught?" "So how do you not get caught?" "Owen?" "How do you not get caught?" "By eliminating the motive and establishing an alibi." " How?" " I can't tell you everything." "I don't know." " Go see a Hitchcock film." " Wanna go to the movies with me?" "No, I don't wanna go to the movies." "It's real late and I..." "I'm gonna go now." "You're gonna be fine." "OK?" " Thank you, Professor Donner." " Good night, Owen." "Eliminate the motive." "Eliminate..." "Elim..." "Eliminate the motive." "Motive." "Hitchcock." "Let's say that you'd like to get rid ofyour wife." "Let's say that you have a very good reason." " No, let's not..." " No, no." "Let's say." "You'd be afraid to kill her." "You know why?" "You'd get caught." "And what would trip you up?" "The motive." "Ah." "Now here's my idea." "It's so simple, too." "Two fellows meet accidentally, like you and me." "Each one has somebody that he'd like to get rid of." "So... they swap murders." " Swap murders?" "(laughs)" " Each fellow does the other's murder." "Then there's nothing to connect them." "Each one has murdered a total stranger." "Like... you do my murder, I do yours." "Your wife, my father." "Crisscross." "Some people are better off dead." "Each one has murdered a total stranger." "They swap murders." "You do my murder." "Crisscross." "I do yours." "They swap murders." "Crisscross." "Crisscross." "(Beth) "Choo-Choo Charlie said to himself:" "I think I can." "I know I can."" ""He opened up his throttle and pushed and pulled and pushed and pulled... ..and it spluttered some more and then... and then he... and then..."" " How's that blockage problem?" " All aboard!" " (Beth) Woo-woo!" " (phone rings)" "(Beth) No, no." "Don't." "Don't." " I'm buying a gun, Owen." " You must wonder what happened to me." " Uh... no, not at all." " I saw that movie." "Uh-huh, uh-huh." "I know now what you tried to tell me, Professor Donner." " Oh, good." " Crisscross." "(Momma) Owen!" " I'll call you in a few days, pal." " Take your time, Owen." "OK?" " Bye." " Owen!" " Coming, Momma!" " Who were you talking to?" " I just called the weather." " You were talking to a machine?" "Two minutes ago you were my agent, and now..." "Larry, I'm sorry." "That's the way the mop flops." "After seven years I get "That's the way the mop flops"?" "Larry, you must feel like this is the lowest point of your entire life." "Arnie, what are you doing?" "Don't bend the fern." "Fluff it!" "How, as a human being, can you give up on somebody after seven years?" "Larry, this is a whole other agency." "Besides, you've never written anything." "What about Hot Fire?" "This may be a tad bit disturbing, but we've just signed your wife on as a client." "Get me a doctor, Joel." "I'm having a heart attack." "The book sold two million copies!" "Arnie..." "But I wrote that and you know that!" "Arnie knows that!" "Margaret couldn't write her name in the snow!" "Larry, for seven years I've given you assignments." "I've made your deals." "And for seven years you didn't want to "compromise your art"!" "Oh, boy." "It is just like an agent to think that a writer can't be an artist." " Don't change the subject." "Where was I?" " You were letting me go." "Thank you." "For four years you've been writing a novel no one has ever seen." "So you get the shaft from your wife." "It's another excuse for not writing." "Well, go ahead, Larry!" "Go!" "Go to Mexico!" "Write your heart out!" "Andele, arriba!" "But I handle writers, Larry, not artists." "You go be an artist." "Let the rest of the world make a living." "Here." "It's my favourite fuchsia." "Live and be well." "That's the house." "This is good here." " I'll be right back." "I'm gonna visit my aunt." " OK, bro." " (object drops)" " Oh, shit." "( Hawaiian music)" "Why, Mr Lopez." "Can I borrow that... towel?" "My big Chihuahua." " Oh!" " (Mr Lopez growls)" "(Margaret laughs)" "Grrr!" "Ruff, ruff!" "Ruff, ruff!" "Ruff!" "Grrr!" "(phone rings)" "Ruff, ruff, ruff!" " Ruff!" "Ruff!" " (Margaret moans)" "(phone still ringing)" " Ruff, ruff!" " Hello?" "Oh, hi, Joel." "It's my agent." " Ruff!" " My agente." "How's LA, darling?" "Oh, nothing much." "I'm having a little trouble with the... gardener." " Ruff... ruff..." " What sound, sweetie?" "Oh, that's the... the TV." " Ruff!" "Ru-ruff!" " Uh..." "Old Yeller." "Yes, I know they shot him in the end." "Huh?" "Yes, darling." "I'm aware of the book signing tonight... in Maui." "I'll be there." "Kiss, kiss." "(growling and moans ofpleasure)" "(motor starts)" " (toots horn)" " Bye, Mr Lopez." "( Hawaiian music)" "Last boat to Maui!" "This is my first trip to the islands." "(sings along with music)" "Oh!" "Oh, my God!" "(scream merging with laughter)" "The night... ..was...n't." "Oy." "There's probably halibut right here who could write better than me." "Boy." "The night was..." "If you got a line, fish, just yell it out." "I'm up for grabs." " (engine fails to start)" " Perfect." "(sighs)" "(faraway phone ringing)" "(phone still ringing)" "What about Brenda Lee?" "You like Brenda Lee?" " The jockey?" " No." "(ringing)" " Cloudy." " (Owen) Aloha." " What?" " I said aloha." " Hello." " Professor Donner?" " Hello?" " Hello!" " Hello." " Professor Donner, stay by the phone." "I don't want 'em to be able to trace the call." "(dialling tone)" "(groans)" "(phone rings)" " Who is this?" " Professor Donner?" " Aloha!" "Hello!" " Who is this?" "It's Owen!" " Owen?" " Yeah, from class!" "What do you want?" "It's done." "You want anything from Hawaii?" " Hawaii?" " Wiki-wiki." "Aloha 'oe" " What are you doing in Hawaii?" " Crisscross." "You know." "Owen, I'm hanging up on you now." "Oh, yeah, right!" "I got ya!" "Boy, are you smart!" "(phone rings)" "She didn't feel a thing." "I know how important that is to you." " Who?" " Your wife." "She had a little trouble walking', but that was from the gardener." " You saw my wife?" " She was kind of a tart, Larry." "But I can see why you married her." "She was very beautiful." "Owen, you stay away from my wife." "(Owen hangs up)" "(phone rings)" "Did you hear what I said, Owen?" "You stay away from my wife." " I told you, it's done." "Nobody saw." " What the hell are you talking about?" "Crisscross, like in the movie." "Done!" "Owen, what the hell did you do to my wife?" "I..." "I don't wanna say on the phone." "All I can tell you is that I killed her last night." "(dialling tone)" "My God!" "Oh, my God." "Oh, my God." "(phone rings)" "Owen, what the hell did you do?" "Tell me the truth." "Meet me tonight at 7.30 at Mulholland Drive and Cahuenga Pass." " We'll discuss your end ofthe bargain." " What are you talking about?" " You gotta kill my mother." " Kill your mother?" "!" "7.30, Cahuenga Pass." "Crisscross." " Owen, I..." " (Owen hangs up)" "Crisscross..." "Criss..." "Holy shit." "He did it." "He did it!" "The little bastard did it!" "He killed my wi..." "No, he didn't do it." "He couldn't poss..." "No, he didn't do it." "I'll call her up, call her up on the phone." "She'll answer the phone, I'll hang up, and she won't be dead." "That's it and that's all." "(phone rings)" "Come on, come on, Margaret." "Answer the phone." "Answer the phone, Margaret." "Why the hell isn't she answering the phone?" "Because she's dead." "That's why she's not answering the phone." "You don't answer the phone when you're dead!" "They're gonna think I did it." "They're gonna think that I did it!" "Why would they think that I did it?" "Because I hate her guts!" "That's why they'll think that I did it." "My God..." "I have no alibi." "Lester!" "I was with you yesterday!" "Lester!" " I was with you yesterday, right, Lester?" " Right." "And now I'm with Ms Gladstone." "I left the club at one." "I couldn't have done it!" "That's right." "You couldn't have done it." "Close the door on your way out." "I couldn't have gone to Hawaii and back in that time." "So what am I worried about?" "That's what I'd like to know." "Hawaii and back?" "No way, man." "You're cool." "Well..." "Now, if he left the club at one, he could catch the three o'clock flight." "You could be in Hawaii by five, given the three-hour time change." " She's got a point." " You could spend four hours there... ..and still catch the last flight out by ten." " That's true." " You'd arrive at LAX by 6am." "An hour on the freeway..." "You'd be home by seven." "Whatever it is, you're fuckin' guilty, man." "Meet Senior Flight Supervisor Gladstone." "Hi." "Pleased to meet you." "Listen, I've got a flight schedule in here." " I was on a rock!" " A rock?" "They're gonna think I did it!" "I'm all motive and no alibi!" "I have no alibi!" "Motives are no problem." "I'm up to my ass in motives." "I'm majoring in motives." "Alibi, nowhere near my neighbourhood." "But motives: whooo-ooh!" " I gotta go!" "Can I borrow your car?" " Sure, man." "The keys are on the table... ..next to the door." "Goodbye." "I gotta find Beth." "What am I doing?" "What the hell am I doing?" "!" "She's not dead." "I'm crazy." "I'm a crazy man." "She is not dead." "He didn't kill her." "News from Hawaii:" "Novelist Margaret Donner is missing and presumed dead." " According to the police..." " Holy Christ!" "I'm not crazy!" "She's presumed!" "She was last seen boarding a boat to Maui." "She disappeared along route." " A search is on for the body." " Margaret is dead!" "Poor Margaret!" "She is the renowned author of the best-selling novel "Hot Fire"." "That slut!" "She is a slut!" "Slut!" "Foul play has not been ruled out." "I'm gonna fry!" "( didgeridoo playing)" "(door shuts)" "I'm in really deep shit, Beth." "Ah." "Look who's decided to breeze back into my life." " I gotta talk to you." " You have to talk to me?" "You don't return my calls or get in touch." "But hey, you need something from me?" "Make yourself at home." "Have a seat." "Can I offer you something?" "A cool drink?" "Would you listen to me?" "I'm in a lot of trouble!" " I'm on the edge of my seat." " It's Margaret." "Don't tell me!" "She's come back." " She's..." " Pregnant, put on weight..." "She's dead!" "Oh, God." " It's awful." " Larry, I'm sorry." " Did she suffer?" " He said she didn't feel a thing." " Her doctor?" " Her killer." " She was killed?" "!" " She's dead." "It works that way." "Wait!" "Did the police find a clue or have a motive or..." "If there was a motive, the fat little bastard never would've killed her!" "Don't you see?" "Eliminate the motive, establish an alibi." " Just like I told him!" " Just like you told him?" "!" " We were speaking hypothetically." " Larry Donner!" "Did..." " Did you pay a man to kill your wife?" " No!" "He just did it." " Oh, my God!" " Hey, look." "I told a guy something... ..and he took it the wrong way." "What, uh..." "What did you say to him?" " "Don't kill my wife", wink, wink?" " I don't like your tone." " Oh, God." "You better leave." " I got noplace else to go." " My head is spinning." " Oh, and my head isn't creamed corn?" "You announced that you may or may not have inadvertently murdered someone." "Mm-hm." "This puts me in a highly distracted state of mind." "I am nauseous." "Great!" "Margaret is dead, I have no alibi, and you're mad that I upset your stomach." "Well, excuse me." "I'll just go so the police can start their manhunt!" "One little murder and I'm Jack the Ripper!" "Jeez, you think you know somebody." "Cahuenga Pass." "(Larry's voice) Leave a snappy message." "Bye." "Larry, it's Beth." "Um..." "Call me at home right now, OK?" "As soon as you get in." "I'm very confused." "You... came in with just..." "murder and Margaret, and I just..." "Call me... now." "Thank you." " Larry!" " Get in the car, Owen." " This isn't your car." " I borrowed it." "Get in!" "I thought you might like to have this." "It belonged to Margaret." "Get in the car." "Get in the car!" "Look what you did." "You killed my wife!" "No, I didn't." "Yes, I did." "You're sick, Owen." "You need care." "I am taking you to the police." "Did you know Hawaii was a series of islands... ..that was all spit up by the same volcano?" "I never knew that." "You killed somebody!" "You're a murderer!" "You took a life!" "You're right." "I'm no good." "How could I do that?" "I'm a sick, sick per..." "Cows!" " Why did you kill my wife?" "!" " I thought you wanted me to." "You said you wished she was dead." "I told you I wished my momma was dead." "I kill your wife, you kill my momma." "That's fair." "I am not killing your mother." " You have to turn yourself in." " No." "It was part of our plan." "What plan?" "!" "There was no plan, you moron!" "You killed a person and I'm takin' you to the police!" "I'll just tell 'em that you did it." "You got the motive." " You're gonna tell them the truth." " Huh?" "You're gonna tell the police the truth or I'll kill us both, I swear!" " I didn't do this only for me." " Say goodbye, Owen." "Larry..." "Larry, slow down." "You're goin' a tad fast." "Please slow down, Larry!" "I don't like goin' fast!" " Are you gonna tell 'em you did it?" " Please slow down!" "Huh?" " Yeah." "I'll do it." " OK." " Please stop the car!" " I can't!" " Stop the car!" " There's no brakes!" " What?" "!" "Watch out for that car!" " (car horn)" " Oh." "You're a good driver, Larry." " Just shut up!" "Larry!" "Larry!" "Larry, you're originally from the East, aren't you?" " Owen!" " A man on our block was from the East." "Mr Brockman." "He was in the button business." " Is that right?" " Yeah." "This is good!" "It's like the Flintstones car wash." "Larry!" "Ooh, I can't look!" "(truck horn)" "Whoa!" "So are you telling me you weren't driving that car?" "Look, man." "It's like I told you." "He borrowed the car yesterday morning and I haven't seen him since." " Did he say where he was going?" " No." "Mumbled about motives and alibis." "Motives and alibis?" "He figured that since Margaret ruined his life, you'd think he killed her or somethin'." " You don't think he did?" " No, I don't think so." "Personally, if the bitch stole my book, I'd kill her." "But that's me." "Larry?" "There's no way he coulda done it." "What makes you say that?" "Because Larry never did... ..anything." "OK." "Here we go." "Eggs a la Owen." "(sighs) Owen, get it through your thick head." "I may be a lot of things, but I am not a killer." "You don't have to blow her brains out." "Thank you!" "That takes the pressure right off(!" ")" "She's old." "She's got a bad ticker." "All you gotta do is jerk around a lot when you talk to her." " "Nice to meet you, Mrs Lift!"" " Would you stop it?" "Well, just meet her." "Maybe she'd be somebody you'd like to kill." "(Momma) Owen!" "What the hell's going on out there?" "!" "Nothing, Momma!" " (whispers) We woke her up." " Who are you talking to?" "Who's in there?" " Nobody, Momma!" " (door bangs)" "Who's this?" "This is Cousin Paddy." "He's gonna be stayin' with us for a while." "Isn't that nice?" "You don't have a Cousin Paddy!" "You lied to me!" "(Larry groans)" " That's it." "That's all." " Larry..." "Larry." "I'm sorry." "She makes me so nervous." "Come on." "Go in there and sit down." "I'll get you some ice." "So what do you think of her?" "I think she could relax a little bit." " Are you gonna do it?" " Owen..." "I'm not gonna kill your mother." "If you wanna do it, you do it." "A guy kills my wife." "He can't even kill his own mother." " You wanna see my coin collection?" " No!" "I collect coins." " I got a dandy collection." " I don't wanna see it, Owen." " But it's my collection." " I don't care." "Look, Owen." "I'm just not in the mood." "OK?" "Never showed it to anyone before." " All right, I'll look at it." " No, it's OK." " Show it to me." " No, you don't mean it." " Show me the damn coins!" " All right." "This one is a nickel." "This one also is a nickel." "And here's a quarter." "And another quarter." "And a penny." "See?" "Nickel, nickel, quarter, quarter, penny." "Are any of these coins worth anything?" "No." "And here... is another nickel." " Why do you have them?" " What do you mean?" "The purpose of a coin collection is that the coins are worth something, Owen." "Oh, but they are." "This one here I got in change... ..when my dad took me to see Peter, Paul and Mary." "And this one I got in change when I bought a hot dog at the circus." "My daddy let me keep the change." "He always let me keep the change." "This one... ..is my favourite." "This is Martin and Lewis at the Hollywood Palladium." "Look at that." "See the way it shines on the little eagle?" "I loved my dad a lot." " So this whole collection is..." " Change my daddy let me keep." " What was his name?" " Ned." "He used to call me his little Ned." "That's why Momma named me Owen." "I really miss him." " It's a real nice collection, Owen." " Thank you, Larry." " Owen!" "Food!" " In a minute, Momma!" "Don't you "in a minute" me!" "Get off your fat little ass or I'll break it for you!" "I want two soft-boiled eggs, white toast and some of that grape jelly, goddammit!" "And don't burn the toast!" " Kill her, Larry." " I can't." "You gotta kill her for me, Larry." "Don't you understand?" "Crisscross." "Crisscross!" "You gotta do it, Larry!" "If you don't, I will." "I swear I will." "Move it, fat boy!" " That's it!" "I'm gonna choke her to death!" " No, Owen!" "I swear to God, I'm gonna kill her!" " Calm down, Owen." " Larry..." "It's gonna be OK." "It's gonna be OK, Owen." "I promise." "Will you do it?" "Yeah." "I'll do it." "Larry, you're the best pal a guy ever had." "Here." "Look." "I want you to have this." "Look." "Here." "It's a souvenir from the London Bridge gift shop in Arizona." "Look." "See?" "They brought this bridge over from London, England, stone by stone." "See the little bridge?" "See the stones there?" " Yeah, I see 'em." " Here." "You can have that." "Crisscross." " When did you last see him?" " I can't remember." "I told you." " The day after his wife disappeared?" " I didn't say that." " Miss Ryan, why are you protecting him?" " I'm not." "I just don't think he killed her." "Where do you think he is, Miss Ryan?" "I don't know!" " He's in a lot of trouble." " He didn't do it." "Then who do you suppose did?" " Somebody else." " So you do think it was murder." " You know who killed her, don't you?" " No." " Yes, you do." " I do not!" "He wouldn't tell me!" "Did Professor Donner hire a man to kill his wife?" "No!" "He said... not really." "And I heard him scream out "l hate her!" "I wish she were dead!"" "Yeah, I heard him." "He said "l hate her." "I wish she was dead."" "That's what he said." ""l hate her." "I wish she was dead."" "He called her a very bad name... ..and screamed "l hate her." "I wish she were dead."" "It's a coffee-table book." "(TV on)" "All right, Momma." "Turn off the TV." "OK." "Goodbye, Momma." " She'll be sleepin' in a couple of minutes." " I graduated from Yale." "All right." "Out you go." " Out?" "Out where?" " Out on the ledge." "Go out on the roof..." " No, no." "I'm not going out on any ledge." " You gotta make it look like a burglar." " You go in, you mess up things..." " No, Owen." "This is going too far." " You want outta this?" " Yes." "Then fulfil your end of the bargain." "You go in, stuff a pillow over her face and leave." "You walk out that door." "You never have to see me again, OK?" "Oh, God!" " OK." "Out you go." " Shit." "I hate heights." "Larry!" " You all right?" "Move your hand." " Why?" "Gotta close the window." "And like this you kill an evening." "Rats!" "Now I got Willard here." "I'm bein' held captive by a little troll who should be hanging off a rear-view mirror." "I'm not doin' this." " Aargh!" " What are you doin'?" "I'm selling The Watchtower!" "What do you think?" "!" "You got rats the size of Oldsmobiles here!" "Rats." "OK, forget about the burglar stuff." "Just go through her door." "It's less dramatic but I don't wanna make you uncomfortable." "Here, use this." " I really don't like you, Owen." " OK, I gotta go." "If I'm late for my lane, they tack on an extra buck." "Ugh." "What a week." "Mrs Lift, I know you don't want to hear anything derogatory about your son." "I understand that." "Because he's not a bad man, Mrs Lift." "He's a nice man, actually." "He is a lunatic." "No, Mrs Lift, he is." "He's a lunatic." "And, um..." "I don't have to be here now, Mrs Lift." "I could be in Mexico, out of all of this." "I'm only here to stop him fr..." "How do you say this, Mrs Lift?" "Listen to me, Mrs Lift." "Your son... killed my wife." "And now he wants me to kill you." "(snores)" " Mrs Lift?" " (snores)" " I'm gonna go read the paper now and..." " (snoring continues)" "I'm just glad we had this chance to talk." "(snores)" "I'm a fugitive." "The little bastard turned me into Richard Kimble." "He shit and shoved me in it." "I gotta get outta here!" "I gotta go!" "Where am I running?" "Evidence." "Incriminating evidence!" "Nothing." "Ha!" "A lei." "Poha jelly." "Not enough!" "Poha jelly, a lei and a doll." "I need some evidence." "Aha!" "Bingo." "The mother lode." "A plane ticket!" "A little careless, Owen, aren't we?" "Los Angeles, Hawaii, 10am!" "(cackles) I got you!" "A plane ticket!" "With my name on it." "Oh, God!" "(knock at door)" "Cops!" "(knocking continues)" "Mr Lift?" "(heart thumping)" "We'd like to ask you a few questions." "I hope there's no trouble." "I was at the bowling' alley all night." "I hope there's nothin' wrong." "No, we'd like to ask you about Professor Donner." " Professor Donner?" " Yes." "Would you mind if we came in?" " In the house?" " Just a few questions." "I..." "I'm sorry." "You can't." "My momma's real sick." "I don't think it's a good idea." " lt'll only take a minute." " No, I..." "OK!" "All right." "Come on up." "If it'll only take a minute, that won't be so bad." "Would you like to meet my momma?" "We understand you take Professor Donner's course at Valley College." "Yeah." "Creative writing." "I'm gonna put my bowling' ball away." " I'm his star pupil." " Do you have any idea where he is?" "Did you try his apartment?" "He goes there a lot." "He keeps his stuff there." "You guys wanna have some tea?" "We've got orange pekoe,... ..we've got Irish breakfast,... ..we've got Darjeeling..." "Mr Lift, have you ever heard Professor Donner talk about his wife?" "Professor Donner?" "Oh, he... he always talked about her like she was an angel." "He loved his wife." "He worshipped the ground she..." "Hi." "Hi, tea!" "Hi, tea." "Hi." "You never heard him say anything bad about her?" "Oh." "This is Irish breakfast." "I'll get Darjeeling." "Whatever you want, Mr Lift." "We won't be havin' any." " What was that question again?" " (Momma) Owen!" "Momma!" "You're alive!" "Old people - you have to reassure them." "Mr Lift, can we get back to Professor Donner?" "Yes." "By all means, let's get back to him." " Mr Lift..." " Oh!" "You know what?" "This..." "This box is empty." "Could you get me some tea in the pantry?" "Sure." "No problem." "(detective) You said that he loved his wife." "What gave you that idea?" "Oh!" "I'm sorry, officer." "I have some tea right here on the stove." "It won't be necessary." " Oh." "No problem." " What was that question again?" "What makes you think that he loved his wife?" "But you know what you could get me is some sugar." "Is it in the pantry?" " Yeah." " No problem." "I shouldn't use sugar in my tea because I'm carryin' around this spare tyre." "I'd like to get rid of it but it's so hard to cut back." " Owen!" "You did it, didn't you, Owen?" " No, Momma, I didn't." " Yes, you did!" " No!" "Honest to God, I didn't do it!" "You told them to take me away!" "Oh." "No, Momma." "No." " You came to take me away!" " I'm sorry." "My momma's not feelin' well." "Not feeling well, my foot!" " I'm sorry." " You little bastard!" "I said you'd desert me, and you did!" "The only way they'll get me outta here is to drag me out!" "You're gonna have to take me out in a pine box!" "Get out!" "Get outta my house!" "Owen!" "You're grounded!" "I can't believe that you brought them here!" " Why didn't you kill Momma?" " Because I'm not a killer!" "I can't put a pillow over her face and squeeze the life out of her!" " You see that door with the hook on it?" " Yeah." "Every night around nine o'clock, she yells "Bath" and hangs her shawl on that hook." " I'll bet that's where I come in." " Yeah." " Now, how did I know that?" " Come on, come on." " Watch out for my skates." " Ow!" "(hinge falls down stairs)" "She'll get out of her chair, she'll go to the door,... ..you go behind her and pow!" "Down the stairs she goes." " And where are you gonna be?" " Howie's Lanes." "Come on." "To hell with this guy!" "What am I?" "Crazy?" "I'm outta here." "I can't stay here." " I can't stay in this house!" " (siren)" "Stand back, please." "Milk and Mallomars..." "Bath!" " Who the hell are you?" "!" " I'm Owen's friend." " Owen doesn't have a friend!" " That's because he's shy." "No, he's not." "He's fat and he's stupid." "Get outta my house!" "Where is Owen?" " Owen went bowling." " I want Owen!" " He'll be back soon." " I want my bath and my medicine!" " I can get it for you." " Who the hell are you?" " Let me hang that up." " I can do it myself!" " I know, but I'd like to hang it up for you." " Get out of my way, you black bastard!" "What?" "!" "Mrs Lift!" " He tried to kill me." " What?" "I said, he's tryin' to kill me!" "Mrs Lift!" "Don't..." "I can hang up my own goddamn shawl." "He's trying to kill me!" "I asked for the salted nuts!" "He brought me the unsalted nuts!" "The unsalted nuts make me choke!" "Aargh!" "Pain in the ass!" "Oh, no!" "Your friend had an accident." "He's dead!" "You go bowling and leave a corpse to take care of me!" " He's dead?" " See for yourself!" "Larry!" "My friend!" " My friend!" "Larry!" " (mimics) "My friend!" "My friend!"" "You little crybaby!" "Go bury him in the yard before he stinks up the place!" "Larry, you're alive!" "You killed her." "Holy shit!" "What a dream I was having!" "Louis Armstrong was trying to kill me!" " Mrs Lift?" " Get away from me, you horse's ass!" "(groans)" "She's not a woman." "She's the Terminator." "(dinging)" "The ex-husband of missing novelist Margaret Donner... ..is wanted for questioning but has now himself disappeared." "If you have any information regarding his whereabouts, contact your local police." "Owen!" "There's a murderer in the house!" "Hello, police?" "I found him!" "The wife murderer!" " He's here!" " Gimme the phone!" "I'm on the next train to Mexico." " No!" "This is no time to panic." " This is the perfect time to panic!" "She turned me in!" "Do what you want with her." "I gotta think about myself." "Larry, don't leave me!" "Larry!" "(cracking)" "I'm sorry, Larry." "It's OK, Owen." " I messed everything up." " Owen, it's gonna be OK." "I ruined your life." "Come on, Owen." "Sometimes things happen in life for a reason." "No, really." "Maybe I was meant to go to Mexico to be a writer." "You never know." "This is a great ending." "I don't have the beginning, but this is a great ending." "Story of my life." "I always have great endings and no beginnings." "That's not good for a writer, is it?" "No, it's not." "How about "The night was humid"?" " It's hot in here." " Yeah, hot and close." " Moist." " Right. "The night was moist."" "This is what I'm talking about." "It's writing." "Finding the perfect word." "The perfect start. "lt was the best of times, it was the worst of times"." ""Now is the winter of our discontent"." "See what I'm saying?" "Perfect beginnings." "Perfect words." "It's like us." "We're on a train to Mexico." "We're on the lam." "It's exciting, it's kinda mysterious." "Do you say "The night was humid" or "The night was moist"?" "That's writing!" "The night was sultry." "I'm getting the hell outta here!" "Too goddamn sultry in here!" "Where you goin'?" "I'm gonna kill the bitch." " You want anything?" " You can get me a Chunky." " Come here, Mrs Lift." " You stay away from me, you murderer!" "Momma..." "Mrs Lift!" " (Owen) Momma!" " Murderer!" "Murderer!" "Momma..." "Momma..." "Sultry?" "I'll show you something sultry, Mrs Lift!" "G, 54." "Stupid bingo!" "Don't you idiots know there's a murderer loose on this train?" "!" " Mrs Lift, come back here." " Bingo bastards." "My mother's a little overmedicated." "Murderer!" "Murderer!" "There's a murderer on the train." "Wake up, you nutheads!" "Murderer!" "Excuse me." "Excuse me." "Wake up!" "There's a murderer on the train!" "Mrs Lift?" "Aarrghhh!" " Mrs Lift, be careful!" " Get away from me, you murderer!" " No!" " (Momma yells)" " Mrs Lift..." " Let me go, you murderer!" "Owen!" " Larry, you'll kill her!" " Save me!" "I'm not tryin' to kill her!" "I'm tryin' to save her, you toad!" "Come on, Mrs Lift!" "Owen!" "Save me!" "Aarrghhh!" "Owen!" "Save me!" "Owen!" " What are you doin' to my momma?" "!" " Making a wish!" "What do you think?" "!" "Help!" "Oh, no!" "Larry!" "Oh, you saved me, my Owen!" " Mrs Lift, are you OK?" " Beat it, chump!" " Larry!" " Aarghhh!" "Bye, Larry!" "To tell you the truth, it was all a little bit embarrassing." "My earring fell over the rail." "I bent over to retrieve it." "The last thing I remember, I was in the water." "She fell off the boat." "She fell off the boat." "The little bastard never laid a hand on her." "This wonderful Adonis of the deep..." "Oh, I love that. "Adonis of the deep"." "She's rescued by a fishing boat!" "The woman is priceless." " You gotta love this woman." " Do you love this woman?" "Shikamoto nursed me back to health, and we're going to be married." "Who asked this guy to pull her outta the water?" "(chuckles)" "Margaret Donner, author of the best seller "Hot Fire",... ..has sold the movie rights of her ordeal at sea for $1.5 million." "Will wonders never cease!" "Back to you, Stan." "She's a genius." "She's getting $1.5 million and I'm getting glucose four times a day." "I'm getting something down the hall." " What?" " Anything." "I can't take this any more." "Every ten minutes, it's "Margaret this" and "Margaret that"." "I'm sorry." "I just can't help it." "Hate's no good." "I'm not living here with you in hate." "Get rid of it altogether, Larry, or I'm leaving you." "Oh!" "Oh, Larry!" "Argh!" "(static on TV)" "(gentle snoring)" "His name was Owen... ..and he wanted me to kill his mother." "When I asked him why,... ..he said because he didn't like her." "When I asked him why me,... ..he said it was my idea." "I was teaching college..." "(continues typing)" "(rings)" " Hello." " Aloha." " Owen!" "How are ya!" " I'm fine." " Where are you?" " In Topanga Canyon." "I just killed Beth." " What?" " Nah, I'm kiddin'." "Look out your window." "You little couch potato!" " Hi, Owen!" " Hi, Larry." " Owen, come on up." " OK." " I missed you." " I missed you, too." "It's been a year." " Wow." "You look terrific." " Thank you." "So do you." " Well, thanks." "How's Momma?" " Dead." " Oh, I'm sorry." " Mm, well..." "Did you, um..." "No!" "No." "Natural causes." " That's good." " Yeah, well." " I see you're writing." " I started the day I got outta the hospital." "And I haven't stopped, Owen." "I'm half a paragraph away from finishing my book!" " That's great!" " Yeah, it's really somethin'." "Well, you know what they say." "(both) A writer writes... always." "Well, look." "I won't keep you from it." " I just came by to say hello and..." " You just got here!" "Actually, I gotta catch a plane." "I'm goin' to New York because..." "I wrote a book." " What?" " It's gonna be on the stands in two days." "You wrote a book?" "And it's gonna be published?" " Yeah." " Owen, that's unbelievable!" "It's called Momma and Owen and Owen's Friend Larry... ..and it's all about you and me and Momma and our experiences together." "What's your book about?" "You wrote a book called Momma and Owen and Owen's Friend Larry?" "Yeah." " It's all about our..." " (both)..experiences together." " Slut!" "You slut!" " Are you angry with me?" " I don't like you, Owen!" " You want me to leave?" "No, I want you dead and in hell!" "(Owen gags)" " I can't breathe!" " Because I'm choking you, you moron!" "Here!" "Here." "I want you to have this." " What is this?" " That's my book." " What is this?" "You wrote a pop-up book?" " Yeah." "Yeah." "See?" "Here's where we meet in class." "Pull that tab." "See?" "And..." "And this is you and me and Beth on the choo-choo." "Toot, toot!" "And here's where you meet Momma." "See her cane?" "(mimics Momma) "Bath!"" " And these are my coins." "See my coins?" " It's your coin collection!" "And here's..." "See, instead of you chuckin' her off a train, we go on a picnic together." " What do we do?" "Devil-egg her to death?" " Oh, no." "There's no death." " There's no death?" " No, this is a kids' book." " You wrote a pop-up book!" " Yeah." " This is the cutest thing I've ever seen!" " Yeah, and here's the best part." "We all go on vacation in Hawaii." "You... and me... and Beth." "(Beth) "Hate makes you impotent, love makes you crazy."" ""Somewhere in between you can survive."" " Gets better every time I read it." " Thank you." " Except for the last line." " I beg your goddamn pardon?" "Hate makes you impotent, love makes you crazy." "In the middle you can survive?" " Yeah!" " It's cryptic!" " Cryptic, he says." " That's right." "Cryptic." "Cryptic." "Watch this, Beth." "Have you ever seen a weeble snorkel?" "Look at him." "You know, actually, I find it a little confusing." " Are you kidding me?" "!" " Just that last line." " Just the last line!" " Yeah." "This is great." "So you and Sancho Panza agree on this?" "You're taking criticism from somebody who had his book signing at Toys 'R' Us!" "I don't believe this." " You're really agreeing with him?" " He's got a point." " He's got a point?" "!" " Yeah!" "I'm a Book-of-the-Month Club alternate, on the best-seller list." "With his book, you get a free balloon!" "I don't understand it." " (Beth) He's entitled to his opinion." " I know he's entitled to his opinion." "But look at him." "He's a buoy with hair." "Keep going a little further, Owen." "Maybe somebody'll harpoon you." "("Shikisha" by Sipho Mabuse)" "People, get ready" "Wherever you are" "People, get ready" "No matter how far" "Everywhere in the village" "People are dancing in the streets" "It's the beginning of the new life" "You can turn it up on your radio" "Shikisha" "Shikisha" "Shikisha" "Shikisha, wah, Shikisha" "Shikisha" "Shikisha" "Shikisha" "Shikisha, wah, Shikisha" "People are dancing in the streets" "Right across the Limpopo" "It's the beginning of the new age" "So turn it up on your radio" "Stomp your feet to the beat" "Feel the heat" "Stomp your feet to the beat" "Feel the heat" "Stomp your feet to the beat" "Feel the heat" "Stomp your feet to the beat" "Feel the heat" "Wah, Shikisha" "Shikisha!" "Stomp your feet" "Stomp your feet" "Stomp your feet" "Stomp your feet" "SubRip:diamarg"

"(man) not tomorrow." "The day after." "Right." "You, me, gary, brad." "We'll be teeing off at..." " I like gary." " Doctor, i'm in a hurry... we'll tee off at 7:30. if you're not there because of gary, come on." "I gotta go." "Am I missing something?" "Why a head x-ray when the man was bitten on the hand?" "The patient was in a barfight." "He was admitted at six that's 6:00am." "That's when I started my shift." "Where is he now?" "I'd like to see him." " They moved him." "A night nurse..." " page me when you find him." "Sure." "I'll do that." "Cora, can you locate a patient for me?" "Hey, ana." "Sure." " Edward solomon?" " Yep." " Aren't you off?" " An hour ago." "Here he is." "They had him backwards." "Solomon edward." "He's in icu." " From a bite?" " I don't know what from." "Toxicology's working him up tomorrow." " I'm going." "Can you let dr." "Dandewar know?" " Sure." " Thanks." " Did you talk to luis about Sunday?" " I will." "Night, cora." " Night." " Hey." " Hey, ana." " (radio crackles)" " Let's go." "It's starting early." " Great." "Later." " (driver) let's go, let's go!" "(siren starts)" "(woman) '... an unconfirmed... ' (man) '... not an isolated... '" "(# stereophonics:" "Have a nice day)" "# So have a nice day # have a nice day # have a nice day... # hey, vivian." " Look, I can go backwards." " Let me see." "Hey, that's amazing." "Maybe tomorrow i'll do a few backward laps with you." " Ok." " Careful, now, I gotta pull in." " Say hey to your mom for me, ok?" " Ok." "(tv plays quietly)" " Hey." " Hey, you." "You missed it." "They just cut the mailman loose." "No, richie?" "The chubby one?" "He had such a sweet voice." "I can't believe that." "Hey, you." "Hey, you." "Come here." " How'd it go today?" " Not bad." "You?" "Good." "I'm trading shifts with cora so if I take Sunday, i'll have a three-day weekend at the end of the month." " Is that ok?" " Yeah." "I think cora has a new guy she's keeping secret." "Really?" "Wow." "Lucky her." "I thought maybe you'd gone out with the girls." "What, and miss date night?" "(man on tv) 'I decided to take action." "'I went to see harvey at the men's weight loss farm... '" "(tv) '27 horsepower, turbocharged... ' 'stay tuned to this special news bulletin." "'We will return to our regular programming following this report.'" "(creaking)" "Vivian's here." "Vivian, honey." "Sweetie, are you ok?" "Oh, my god." "Oh, fuck." " Call an ambulance!" " (choking shriek)" "Vivian!" "(shrieks)" "(hisses)" "(yells)" "Luis, luis, luis." "Let go!" "let go!" " (banging and shrieking)" " Let go!" "let go!" "let go!" "I can't get it!" "hold it!" "hold it!" "let go." "Let go!" "i'm going to call for help." " 'All circuits are busy at this time.'" " God, no." "No." "(ana dialing, panting)" "(banging)" " 'All circuits are busy... ' - don't do this to me, please!" "911." " 'All circuits are busy... ' - luis?" "What are you doing?" "(roars)" "(shrieking roar)" "(pants and moans)" "Luis?" "(shrieks)" "(sirens wailing in distance)" "Help!" "get back, ana." " Get back!" " just tell me what's going on!" " I told you to get back." " (siren wailing)" "(horn blares)" "(shouting, tires squealing)" "(explosion)" "(shrieking roar)" "(engine starts)" "(tires squeal)" "(luis growls)" "(woman screams)" "'... emergency broadcast here in the milwaukee area.'" "'The following is information for local evacuation centers." "'If you live in waukesha county... ' help!" "can you help?" "Please!" "'... 22 robin lane." "'If you live in southern milwaukee county, there's a shelter... '" " (siren wailing) - '... 1353 henderson road." "'If there is no activity where you live, stay inside and lock all doors.'" " (screaming) - 'If you live in jefferson county... 'this is the emergency broadcast system for the greater milwaukee area." "'If you live in racine county, there is no information available at this time." "'Please stay inside and lock all doors and windows." "'Miller park is no longer considered a safe haven." "'Please avoid the stadium and proceed to other locations." "'Meanwhile, civil unrest is still being reported in the area of the riverwalk." " 'Please avoid traveling to... ' - (horns blaring)" "'There are unconfirmed reports that several military personnel... '" "(screaming)" "'The following locations are still listed on the milwaukee emergency safe haven list... '" "(shrieking)" "(woman screaming)" "(bang)" "Give me your car!" "(tires squeal)" "Get off me!" "get off!" "(screams)" "(birds twittering)" "(chanting)" "(man) 'i'll take your questions.' (2nd man) 'is it a virus?" "'" "(man) 'we don't know.' (woman) 'how does it spread?" "Airborne?" "'" "(man) 'airborne is a possibility." "We don't know.'" "(3rd man) 'is this an international health hazard or a military concern?" "'" "(man) 'both.'" "(2nd woman) 'are these people alive or dead?" "'" "Hold him down!" " 'we don't know.' - (reporters shouting)" "(# johnny cash:" "The man comes around) # There's a man going round taking names # and he decides who to free" " # and who to blame - 'these shelters have been compromised.'" " # Everybody won't be treated the same - 'i've lost the teleprompter.'" "# There'll be a golden ladder reaching down # when the man comes around" "'... shifted from containment to... ' # the hairs on your arm will stand up" "# at the terror in each sip and in each sup # will you partake of that last offered cup" "# or disappear into the potter's ground # when the man comes around" "# hear the trumpets, hear the pipers # one hundred million angels singing" "# multitudes are marching to the big kettledrum" " # voices calling, voices crying - 'i've just spoken with the president." " 'He's in contact with cdc and fema.' - # Some are born and some are dying" " 'no more questions.' - # It's alpha and omega's kingdom come" "(screaming)" "# And the whirlwind is in the thorn trees # the virgins are all trimming their wicks" "'a us off!" " 'God, they're here!" "' - (shrieking) #... the four beasts and I looked and behold, a pale horse # and his name that sat on it was death # and hell followed with him #" "(gun cocking)" "Say something." "Please." "(distant siren)" "(gunshot)" "All right, ok." "Put the guns down!" "what are you doing?" "He's a cop!" "come on, put the gun down." "I thought you were one of them." " You do not want to go that way." " What's that way?" "Officer." "Sir?" "You do not want to go that way." " What's that way?" " It's pretty bad." "What about fort pastor?" "If you had wings." "The road's thick with those motherfuckers." " How do you know?" " We just tried." "Come on." "Back when there was eight of us." "(airplane passing overhead)" "We're going to the mall." "Shit." "Damn." "(woman screams)" "Hurry up!" "back up." "(snarling)" "Open the door." "(banging)" "(banging, snarling continues outside)" "Lights." "Here." "(static on line)" " No?" " No." "(# muzak version of don't worry, be happy)" "Come on." "Sit right there." "(gun cocking)" "We need to make sure this place is safe." "I'll see if the doors this way are locked." "I'll check down there." "Maybe, officer, you could go check... all right." "Ok." "Maybe it's better you stay here with the gun." "Andre and I will check around." "Baby, i'll be right back." "No, just stay right here." "Stay right here." "(rattling)" "(rattling)" "Shatterproof, asshole." "Shit." "(distant clunking, man grunting)" "(grunting)" "(snarls)" "(distant crashing and snarling)" "(distant yelling)" "(snarling roar)" "(screaming)" "(snarling)" "(hissing snarl)" " What happened?" " Come on, move." "Move!" " which way?" " Here." "Elevators." "Let's go, let's go!" "(lift dings)" "Can I see that arm?" "I need to suture that." " Are you ok?" " Yeah." " Find someplace else." " We just need a place..." " maybe you didn't hear me." " There is no place else." "Tough shit." "This is our place and you can't stay here." "Yeah." "And you already trashed metropolis." " My wife is pregnant." "We can't run." " (bell dings)" " His arm..." " those things are down there." "These are your problems, not mine." "If I put my foot up your ass, would that be your problem?" "Hey, asshole, i'm the one pointing the gun at you." "He is a cop, cj." " (bell dings)" " So what?" "(ana) we're not gonna cause any trouble." "Just let us stay here for a little while." "Please." "Ok." "Come out slowly and give your weapons to bart and terry." " Don't do it." " You must be crazy." "You can take your ass on over to quality inn, shaq." "Huh?" "You want to do that?" "Let's go." "Hey, don't give him that gun." "Fuck." "Smart move." "(reporter) 'nobody knows what's going on." "There's a lot of blood and bodies." "'There's a slew of fires." "We're going back to a live picture now.'" "(news reports overlapping)" "'One second." "Ma'am, are you american?" "'" "All right." "Let's go, guys." "Come on." "Get your own little tv." "Come on." "Let's go." "(russian accent) excuse me." "Please." "Is there a restroom?" "No." "You're staying here." "Then tell us where in here you'd like us to piss." "It's around the corner, that way." "Whoa, where are you going?" "She's not going anywhere alone." ""She's not going anywhere..." this is a fucking nursery school!" "go with them." "'I'm bill vibert for 23-v cable news." "'I'm at one of the collection depots to interview sheriff cahill." "'How do you kill these things?" "'" "'Just shoot 'em in the head." "'They go down permanently when you shoot 'em in the head." "Then burn them." "'Danny!" "put another round in that woman!" "'look!" "she's a twitcher!" "' twitcher!" "now, that is one cool motherfucker." "He's still bleeding." "I need to stitch his arm." " You a fucking doctor?" " No, i'm a fucking nurse." " 'I know some of these people.'" " First aid kit's in the off!" "Ce." "'What are you gonna do?" "It's gotta be done.'" " Huh?" "What did I tell you boys?" " 'Get those bodies off the truck!" "' america always sorts its shit out." "You're lucky." "He could have bitten it off." "'You're referring to a report that came in this morning." "'That report was completely... ' 'what can we tell people that don't know what to do?" "'" "'I would suggest that you come to fort pastor." "'If you can't get here, our search-and-rescue teams will find you.'" "My brother's there." "He's waiting for me." "(sobs)" "What's the holdup, darling?" "Hm?" "(shouting on tv)" "So what's the plan?" "The plan is you drink a tall glass of shut-the-fuck-up." " (sirens on tv)" " Ok." "That's one idea." "What about locking this place down?" "Sooner or later, they'll get in." "That's good." "I hadn't thought of that." "No doubt." "You probably already thought about putting a sign up on the roof cos there's still planes in the air." "Might be good to let them know we're alive." "We can get paint from case hardware." "Use doors to board up the weak spots." "That's a solid plan." "Cj, is it?" " Yeah." " All right, cj." "(clears throat) listen up." "I'm giving everybody a job and I expect you to do it." "I don't want to see any half-assin'." "You can start by cleaning up that mess you made in metropolis." "Hey, cj, look!" "terry." "Look at ben cozine." "(squawking)" "Hey, ben." "Ben!" "christ." "Look at him." "(bart) look, he's a twitcher." "Tv says you gotta shoot 'em in the head." "Tv said a lot of things." "Fuck the fucker." "I told him not to go downstairs." "Let's go." "Let's get to work." "Holy shit." "(growling)" "(snarls)" "(bart) let's do it." "(terry) all right, let's pick him up, then." "Ready?" "One, two, three." "On two." "All right?" "One, two." "(snarling below)" "What are they?" "I don't know." "Why are they coming here?" "Memory, maybe." "Instinct." "Maybe they're coming for us." "(gunshots)" " (snarling) - (gunshot)" "Look over there." "There's someone on the roof." "His name's andy." "He's alone." "He may as well be on the moon." "(ana) poor guy." "What's he pointing at?" "(engine overhead)" " Helicopter." " Hey, it's coming." " (cj) fuckin' a, man!" " (all shouting)" "(ana) hey!" "(michael) hey!" " hey!" " where's he...?" "Please... what's he doing?" "Where's he going?" "No." "I mean, they saw us, so... they'll be coming back, baby." "Don't worry." "They'll send somebody." "(ana) it's safe here." "We'll just wait for them to come back." "I don't want anybody sneaking around and stealing shit." "Comprende?" "Sweet dreams." "Those assholes are gonna get us killed." "(sighs)" "We have to do something." "I'm not doing anything to create problems for luda and me." " The helicopter's coming back soon." " I hope so." " What's that supposed to mean?" " It's means it might come and it might not." "What do you mean?" "You said it was coming back!" " we have to get to hospital." " Baby, listen." "Don't worry, ok?" "This guy, he doesn't know shit." "All right?" "It's coming back." "My man, I hear you talking a lot, you're always saying something, who the fuck are you that we should listen?" "Were you like in the marines?" "What the fuck do you do?" "I sell televisions at best buy." "(laughs)" "Wow." "Hey, officer, how do you like following a guy that sells tvs?" "About as much as I like following a guy who steals them." "I'm not following anyone." "I'm going to fort pastor to get my brother." "'They seem to need to feed on warm flesh." "'Some basic skills remain." "'They don't seem to have much, if any, reasoning power.'" " 'And how does this spread?" "'" " This is shit." "The same thing all day." "Tell me something I don't know, asshole!" " 'we're going off the air... ' - wanna hear something that sucks?" "'... and switching to the emergency broadcasting system.'" " You know that chick at dairy queen?" " 'I don't know when we'll be back.'" " The fat one?" " Yeah." "She was coming over tonight." "I would have tapped that shit." "Bart, dude, everybody's dead, ok?" "Your mom's dead." "Your brother." "That fat chick at dairy queen." "Dead." " Yeah." " 'God bless america.'" "That sucks too." "'Hell is overflowing 'and satan is sending his dead to us." "'Why?" "'Because 'you have sex out of wedlock," "'you kill unborn children, 'you have man-on-man relations, 'same-sex marriage." "'How do you think your god will judge you?" "'Well, friends, 'now we know." "'When there is no more room in hell, 'the dead 'will walk the earth.'" "(snarling and banging echoing faintly)" "What the hell?" "(tvs crackling)" "(# muzak:" "You light up my life)" " Hey, dumb-ass." " Hm?" "It's the timers." "It's eight o'clock." "Terry." " Go shut 'em off." " It's bart's turn." "You're the trainee, man." "Shit rolls downhill." "I wish somebody was working at hallowed grounds." "How hard is it to make coffee?" "I wanted a soya mocha latte with foam." "Faggot." "What are you doing?" "What's the news?" "Bad." "Hey!" "hey!" "hey." "What?" "The bathroom in here is fake, it doesn't work." " I'll tell cj." " I'm telling you." "You're the type of cat that goes to church and all that shit, right?" "Yeah, I do all that shit." "So what do you think?" "What is this?" "Is this the end of times?" "Cos if it is, i'm fucked." "I'm serious." "I've done some bad things." "Oh, I get it." "You saw hell yesterday, now you're scared of going to hell for all the bad things you've done." "Go in the stall, say five hail marys, wipe your ass, and you and god can call it even." "You think I feel like I deserve to be here?" " Yeah." " Well, I don't." "And i'm cool with that." "But that's not it." "I feel like i'm here for another reason." "I feel like i'm here to bring that baby on this earth and give it everything that I never had." "I just want the opportunity to change things." "(# muzak stops)" "Shit!" "(gunshot)" "(gunshots)" "Cj!" "how did you get out?" "Who said you could loot the stores?" " What are we going to do about that truck?" " Nothing." " There's people in it." " How do you know they're not fucked up?" " For one thing, they're driving a truck." " (gunfire)" "Oh, and shooting guns." "We might let the wrong ones in." "Then i'm dead." "And I don't want to die." " Who are the wrong ones?" " Nobody here is sick." "It stays that way." " I think..." " I did not ask for your opinion!" " if you want to argue, argue with this." " Relax shut your fucking mouth." " Move the gun." " You can't turn them away." "They'll die." "Tough shit." "Self-defense." " I won't kill anybody." " I'll kill you." " Stop it, cj." "Don't do this." " Shut up!" "i'll kill all of you to stay alive." "Get the fucking gun out of my face!" " oh." "You got a mouth on you." " Somebody should show her how to use it." " Is there a holding cell?" " Yeah." "Back of the security room." "That's real good." "You're gonna get us all killed, dumb-ass!" "fucking traitor." "Get off me." "I hope you got a good plan." "Come on." "(distant snarling)" " Hey!" " through here." " I can't see a damn thing." " Me, either." "(beeping)" "Why is he backing up the truck?" "(crash)" " Through here!" " hey!" "shit." "What the fuck?" " We gotta go out there." " Throw that bullshit out of your head." "That's not part of the plan." "Change of plan." "I'll open the door." "No." "Ok." "One, two..." " don't do it, man." "...three." "Come on, man." " Thanks." " Yeah." "Shoot them in the head!" "I don't see anybody." " Get back inside!" " get back inside!" " here you go." " There are six more people in the truck!" "andre!" "(clicks)" "(shrieking and snarling)" "(woman) thank god." "I couldn't stay in that fucking truck anymore." "(ana) anybody who's injured, go to metropolis." "I'll take a look at you." "Let me take a look at her." "Can you help me?" "What's your name?" "Glen." "Yeah, sure." "Just give me a second to collect myself." " Thanks." " Ok." "Wait in there." "I'll look at your leg." " Can you hold this?" " Yeah." " We're just going right there." " Oh, my arm." "We'll make you nice and comfortable." "We got plenty of food and water." " Help should be along soon." " (laughs)" "Help?" "You hear that from the same jackass who said to go to st." "Verbena?" " The church downtown?" " Yeah." "It's the first place I went." "Some dipshit on the radio said it was safe." "He was wrong." "That's where you got them?" "I got a call on the cb from glen saying these folks were in the chapel." " He's a priest?" " No, he plays the organ." "I was in the neighborhood so I picked them up." " Well done." " Thanks." "Excuse me, when you two fellows are done blowing each other, maybe davy crockett can tell us the deal." "Since the tvs went down..." " excuse me." "Whose rig is that?" " It's mine." " You mind if I borrow it?" " I'm not using it." " Keys?" " They're in the cab." " The truck won't make it to fort pastor." " Forget it." "That place is fucked." " Bloodbath city." " How do you know?" "We just came from there." " Is everyone there dead?" " Dead-ish." " Is everyone there dead?" " Yeah." "In the sense that they all sort of fell down and then..." " I have to see." " You won't make it." "...got up and..." " i'll get as far as I can." " One foot." "...started eating each other." " I'll take my chances." " Don't be an idiot." "Please." "The people here could use your help." "Fuck y'all." "It's nice to see you've all bonded through this disaster." "(distant snarling)" " Hey." "You need anything?" " No, we're fine." "He's got a bite on his hand." " She's cold." " (wheezing)" "That's good, right?" "I don't know." "It's weird." "An infection this bad usually comes with a fever." "That guy's arm looks pretty bad." "You should check it out." " (wheezing and moaning)" " All right." "Stay with her for a minute." " Let me take a look at that." " I'm fine, really." "They don't hurt much." "Tucker could use you more than me." "His ankle's cut pretty bad." "I'll just clean it up a bit." " You ok?" " (wheezing gasp)" "Ma'am, can I get you something?" "Like a glass of water?" "(wheezing gasps)" "Anal ana, come here!" "anyone know her name?" "Died without a name?" "Damn." "You wanna use the other room?" "Holy shit!" "(shrieking roar)" " (squelch) - (grunts)" "(panting)" "Holy shit." "Holy shit." "I think it's the bites." "Frank said she was walking on her own five hours ago." "The bites killed her." "The bites brought her back." "How do you know?" "I watched it happen." "I felt her pulse, she was gone." "Then... yesterday I saw the same thing." "I think that's why it spread so fast." "All right." "So who else in the group is bitten?" " Frank for sure." " And the one with the foot?" "Tucker?" "He says no, he fell." "So it's frank." "Tall guy, right?" "Right." "So we have to quarantine him." "Where do we do that?" "There must be a place in here." "Then what?" "I don't know." "But... it's too dangerous to keep him here." "What are we talking about?" "Are we talking about killing him?" "You'd rather wait for him to die and then he kills us?" "Yes." "No." "You can't kill him." "He's got a daughter!" "i'm sorry." "There's no other choice." "He's right." "Michael, no." "What if i'm wrong?" "You've seen it happen before." "Frank." "Michael's coming to shoot you." " What?" " You're infected." "You're going to become one of them." "(frank) is this true?" "Are you here to kill me?" " You were bitten." "It's only a matter of time." " No." "No." "No." "Leave my dad alone." "Go away." "You can't do this." "You have to understand that she's lost everyone." "Her mother, her two brothers." "I'm all she's got." "Well, michael, what are you waiting for?" " Go ahead." "Kill him." " (daughter sobbing)" " Hey, kill tucker, too." " Wait a minute." "I was never bit." "We can't be sure." "Do it, michael." "Are you sure it's the bite?" "No." "She's sure." "I'm sorry." " Hey." " Hi." " Are you ok?" " Mm." "Let me see your arm." "It hurts." "It's already starting to heal." "Andre, I can't have baby here." "Why not?" "People have had babies for millions of years, all on their own, no hospitals." " Wait." " Oh, yeah." " It's moving." " I felt it." "We gotta come up with a name." " I want russian name." " Don't start that." "African name." " Please?" " Come here and give me a hug." "(frank) sweetie." "I'm so proud." "I couldn't ask for anything more in a daughter." "(frank) I love you." "I love you too." " Time to go, honey." " No." "(whimpering)" "(sniffs)" "Terry, come on." "Open the door." " Shut up." " Don't tell me to shut up." "Open the door." "(bart) I got you this job." "Come on." "(hoarse whisper) you want... every... single second." "Ana." "I'm glad you didn't do it." "(shriek, gunshot)" "(# richard cheese:" "Down with the sickness)" "# Oh, shit # wa-ah-ah-ah" "# wa-ah-ah-ah # get up, come on, get down with the sickness # get up, come on, get down with the sickness # get up, come on, get down with the sickness # open up your hate and let it flow into me" "# get up, come on, get down with the sickness # you mother, get up, come on, get down with the sickness # you fucker, get up, come on, get down with the sickness" "# madness is the gift that has been given to me" "# I can see inside you, the sickness is rising # it seems that all that was good has died" " # oh no, the world is a scary place... # - (snarling)" "# Now that you've woken up the demon in me # bobby, will you give it to me?" "# Two, three, four # wa-ah-ah-ah-ah # get up, come on, get down with the sickness # you mother, get up, come on, get down with the sickness # you fucker, get up, come on, get down with the sickness" "# open up your hate and let it flow into me # why can't you just fuck off and die?" "Get down with the sickness" " # fuck you, I don't need this shit... # - (moaning)" " # You stupid, sadistic, abusive, fucking... # - fuck me harder." "# Here it comes, get ready to die # get ready to... #" "(clunk)" "# Die #" "ok, here's a good one." "Top ten ingredients to a successfu I relationship." "(mutters)" "I'm gonna skip to the top three." "Number three. "he listens to me."" "Number two. "he tells me he loves me."" "And number one." "It's trust." "Number one is trust." "(snarling)" "(gunshot)" "(laughing) holy shit." "He got him." " So, who do we have next?" " Er... yeah." "Burt reynolds." "Tell him to get burt reynolds." "(laughs)" " (steve) my goodness." " Man, he's good." "It barely even looked like him." "Oh, oh... er..." " rosie o'donnell." "Tell him rosie." " Yeah, rosie." "Nah, too easy." "Give him something hard." "You guys had rough childhoods?" "A little bit rocky?" "Hey, sweetheart, let me tell you something." "You have my permission - if I ever turn into one of those things, blow my fucking head off." "Oh, yeah, you can count on that." "I guess the first time I knew I was gay I was 13." "This guy, todd," "he was building a deck in our backyard... oki just, please, stop." "He had the most astonishing blue eyes." "Oh, my god!" "i'm in hell." "(groans in frustration)" "How's luda doing?" "She's fine." "Hey, where's that lemon stuff?" "It's all gone." "Steve likes to put it in his booze." "Try the vanilla stuff." "All right." "I'd like to check on her, see how she's doing." "No, thanks." "She's fine." " You sure?" " Yeah, i'm sure." "It's ok, hon." "We understand." "(meows)" "Thanks." "(snarling below)" "And before that, I worked in a stationery store." "And I drove a snowplow." "Fixed copiers." "It's a shame this whole end-of-the-world thing's holding you back." "(laughter)" "Ok, worst job." "I know which job I was the worst at - it was being a husband." " That's not a job." " It sure is." "You guys just haven't met the right girl." "I tried it three times and..." "I got pink slips every time." "What were you best at?" "Being a dad." "I think I was best at that." "(all gasp and scream)" "(kenneth) calm down." "(norma) are they in?" "(michael) no." "Are there generators?" "(wails)" " (wails)" " Shh." "Ok, shh." "Shhh... it's all right, baby." "(wails)" "(wails)" "Baby, please." "You got to be quiet, ok?" "It's gonna be all right." "Our baby is on the way." "It's coming." "That's it." "It's in employee parking level 3." "They're in a pen near the parking shuttles." " Have fun." " Wait a minute." "You're coming too." "No, i'm not." "I said i'd tell you where the generators are, not show you." "Did you think i'd just leave you two up here?" "You come with me or go back in the cell." "All right." "I ain't going anywhere without a gun." " You're not getting a gun." " Trust." "The primary ingredient in any relationship." "Have at 'em, cowboy." "Asshole." "Bart, get the chains." "(chains jangling, gun cocking)" " You ready to roll?" " You're coming with us?" "No, you're coming with me." "I've done this before." "Know how to use that?" "This one's the dangerous end, right?" " (clicks)" " Now it is." "(faint squeaking)" "This is level 1. we gotta walk down to 3." "(dripping)" "(echoing clunks)" "(echoing clang)" "(rattling)" "What the fuck was that?" "I just saw something." "You didn't see shit." "Shut the fuck up." "(loud clunk)" "(banging)" "Oh, shit." "Here it comes." "(panting)" "Jesus christ." "It's a fucking dog." " Come here, boy. (claps) - (whimpers)" "Nothing's here or it would've eaten him." " See?" "I told you I saw something." " (barking)" " What's wrong, boy?" " There's nothing wrong." "That dog's just fucked up." "(screaming, gunshot)" "(wailing)" "(snarls)" "(distant snarling)" "Run!" "(snarling)" "(bart) wait, cj!" "wait up!" "wait!" "it's locked!" "it's fucking locked!" "(snarling and screaming)" "Come on, let's go!" "(snarling, gunshot)" "Cj!" "(bell dings)" "I'm out!" "cj!" "matches!" "(snarling and shrieking)" "Breathe." "You're doing good." "Breathe." " (wheezing)" " You're doing good, baby." "(wheezing)" "(wheezing stops)" "I'm sorry." "(whispers) i'm sorry." "(shrieks)" "(hissing)" "(# mobile plays lullaby)" " Thanks." " Ok." "That's the last." "I'm gonna go check on luda." " I'll go." " You sure?" " Yeah." "I'll take them some candles." " Ok." " Let me know if they need anything." " I'll have a smoke on the way." " See you." " Bye." "(muffled shrieking)" "It's coming." "I see it." "(squelching)" "(fly buzzing)" "Guys?" "Oh, my god." "It's a girl." "(muffled snarling)" "Oh... you want to kill luda?" "You want to kill my family?" "(gasping)" "(gasping)" "Normal come on, norma." "What happened?" "(chokes) the son of a bitch shot me." " Get away from her." " Wait." "Just wait." "She died of the gunshot." "She wasn't bitten." "But she'll wake up, right?" "No." "No, if she was one of them, she'd be up by now." " Terry?" " Yeah." "Hold this." "(shrieking)" "Oh, god." "(resounding gunshot)" " Somebody should say something." " Yeah." "Glen?" "No." "You worked in the church." "I played the organ." "You must have heard the priest say something about life and death." "It was a job." "I don't believe in god." "I don't see how anyone could." "Somebody should say something." "There's nothing to say." "I've been to a lot of funerals." "I've folded the flag and given it to a lot of wives and fathers and kids and told them how sorry I was." "But that's not what I was really feeling." "In the back of my mind, I was always saying, "better them than me."" "But I don't believe that now." "Now I realize there are some things worse than death and one of them is sitting here waiting to die." "I don't want to die here." "I saw a couple of buses in the garage." "We could reinforce them, then get as far from here as possible." " And then what?" " I have an idea." "Um... why don't we swing by the marina and hop in my boat and take it for a pleasure cruise, you jackasses." "Wait." "There's islands in the lakes, there's not a lot of people on them." "I was kidding." " How far is the marina?" " Oh, my god!" " you're serious?" " I think it's a damn good idea." "How about the rest of you?" " Kenneth?" " Yeah, it's a good idea." "We have to pick up andy." "He's part of the group." "Excuse me." "Not to shit on anyone's riff but let me see if I grasp this concept." "You're saying we take the parking shuttles, reinforce them with aluminum siding and then head to the gun store where our friend andy plays some cowboy-movie, jump-on-the-wagon bullshit." "Then we drive across a ruined city through thousands of dead cannibals, all so we can sail off into the sunset on this fucking asshole's boat?" "And head for some island which may not even exist?" " Yeah." " Pretty much, yeah." "Yeah." "Ok." "I'm in." "(# the hangman's song)" "# Armageddon time is coming soon # the fires will turn us all into dust" "# and we will be judged one last time # you, your son and me" "# oh, oh # woe is me # soon we'll all be swinging from that tree" "# pray your neck breaks when the rope gets tossed # pray your mother isn't there to see" "# oh, oh # woe is me #" "we have 12 of these shotgun shells, 26 of those pussy. 9" " Mils, and 16 of the.357 magnums." "Yeah?" "That's still not very much, so hopefully there won't be too many of them at the dock." "Nice to see you busting your ass." "Oh, that's sarcasm." "That is awesome." "You know, I would love to help but, er, a captain never works alongside his men." "(lmitates whip cracking) You guys have a good 'un." "What a total dick." "Guys, where did chips go?" " Chips?" " I can't find him." "Chips?" "Come on, chips!" " (squeaks) "come on, chips!" - where'd you go, honey?" " (whistles) - (barking)" "There you are." "There's my boy." "Don't you ever leave me again, ok?" "Ever, ever." "Hey." "Kenneth wants a meeting upstairs." "Come in here first." "I want you to see this." "When those things are on the side of the bus, this'll get them off." "Cool, huh?" "Wow." "That might be the most romantic thing anyone's ever shown me." "I'm trying here." "Yeah, I know." "It's not just about him starving." "If we pick him up and he doesn't have his strength, we'll be carrying him." "She's right." "He's a hell of a shot." "We need him." " I'm not saying we don't." " There's no point in arguing." "We need to get some food over there." "I know." "We draw straws and the loser runs across the lot with a ham sandwich." " Could you be a bigger prick?" " Yes, but that's irrelevant." "My question is, what's your plan?" " Come on!" " (toy squeaks)" " I got it." " (all arguing)" " Shut up!" "...more ammunition." "I have an idea." " It's hurting him!" "it's not safe!" " they're not interested in him." "They want us, ok?" "Chips is gonna be fine." "(zombies snarling)" "(barking)" "(whistle)" "See?" "Look, they're not even paying attention to him." "(kenneth) the walkie's in the bag?" "(cj) yeah." "Let me see." "Let me see!" "(andy blowing whistle)" " There he is." " (barking)" "Good boy." "Good boy, chips." " Ok, he's there, he's in." " Give me those." "(kenneth) oh, man." " What?" "What?" " No." "No." "Oh, man." "They got him." "They got him!" "(gunfire)" "I'll try him on the radio." "Andy." "Andy, do you copy?" "Andy, can you hear me?" "Andy?" "(andy) 'can you hear me?" "Hello?" "This thing working?" "'I'm dinged up pretty bad but I think i'll be ok.'" " Where are you hurt?" " 'Goddamn, those bastards bite hard." "'I just have to stop the bleeding." "It's really going.'" " (chips barks) - 'Easy, boy." "Easy." "Is this ken?" "'Is that you, man?" "'" " Yeah, it's me, brother." " 'Hey, man, good to hear your voice." "'I guess we'll meet up-close pretty soon." "'Shit, hang on." "'Ah, jesus." "He got me good.'" "You just hang in there." "You got the food, right?" " 'Yeah.'" " Do we tell him?" " (chips barks) - 'Hey, this dog got a name?" "'" " See, nicole, chips... nicole?" " (tires squealing)" " What the hell's that?" " Oh, my god, it's nicole!" "(tires squealing)" "Shit." "That idiot's going after the fucking dog." "She made it!" "she's in!" "(nicole) 'guys, I found chips!" "I got him." "He's oki' nicole, how's andy looking?" "'I don't know." "There's a lot of blood in here." "There's blood everywhere.'" "Wait, I see him." "He's on the roof." " He's writing something." " What's it say?" "(nicole) 'guys?" "'" " Tell her to get out!" " what's wrong?" " Nicole, how's the truck?" " 'I'm not going back out there.'" " '(barking)' - 'Chips, be quiet!" "' tell her to get the hell out!" " you need to hide." "Can you do that?" " 'What do you mean?" "What's going on?" "'" " Nicole?" " 'Here's andy." " 'Oh, my god!" "' - tell her to get out!" "nicole, listen to me." "'(sobbing) i'm in a closet but he's outside trying to get... ' nicole?" "Nicole?" "'Help me." "Please, you have to help me!" "i'm gonna die!" "'" "(buzzing and crackling)" "We need to do something." "Now." "Tucker, when we come back we may have company." "Stay here and make sure this door stays open." "Wait, wait." "I'm sorry." "Why does he stay here while I go on the suicide mission to rescue terry's already dead girlfriend?" " Fuck you." " We don't know that." "Either way, we need the guns to get out of this parking lot." " Michael, it's ok." "Let him stay." " Yeah." " Steve, don't fuck this up." " Yeah." "Totally." "(crashing)" "(squeaking)" " All right." "That's it." " Are you sure?" "I'd say we're at the end of the line." "(snarling and wheezing)" "(clang)" "Go!" "go!" " through here!" " hurry up!" " hurry up, hurry." " (snarling)" "(guttural snarling)" "(cj).357,.357. what do you need?" "(terry).38,.38." " (cj) here." " Damn it." "(cj) hurry up." "All right." "Oh, shit." "Nicole?" "(banging)" "(banging continues)" "(banging and snarling)" " Andy." " (snarling)" "I'm sorry, brother." "(shrieks)" "(body thuds on floor)" " (terry) nicole, are you in there?" " I'm here, i'm here!" "(chips whines)" "(kenneth) get as much ammo as you can." " You got a plan?" " Uh-uh." "You?" "How about a barbecue?" "(snarling)" "(snarling and banging)" "(doors rattling)" "How do we know if he hits it?" "(grunts)" "(terry) cj!" "over here, hurry up!" "over here!" "go!" "get down!" "look out!" "(cj) come on, tucker!" " shit!" " (screams)" " Ah, my leg!" " I got you, tucker." " Go!" "go!" " (shrieking)" "Shit!" "go!" "go!" "(roars)" "(wailing and shrieking)" "(gunfire continues)" "(screams)" "Shoot me!" "shoot me!" " (nicole) hurry!" "come on!" " (barking)" "Hurry, hurry!" "goddamn steve markus!" " steve, come on!" " open up!" " open the door!" "open the door!" " steve!" " i'll fucking kill him!" " open the door." " Steve!" " (snarling)" "(shrieking)" "Let's go." "(shrieking)" "Goddamnit!" "move!" " go!" " move it, guys, move it!" " where are you going?" " Just go right now!" "go!" "go!" " they're right behind us!" " go!" " (snarling) - (lift bell dings)" "Come on, move!" "they're right behind us!" "get in!" "close the door!" "(# muzak:" "All out of love)" "I like this song." "(chips barking)" " Everybody in!" " what the hell happened to you guys?" " Prick." " I'll deal with you later, motherfucker!" " wait a minute!" "nicole!" " get in!" "i'll take the gun." "Ok." "Ok, let's get out of here!" "hold on!" "(snarling)" "Oh, christ!" "cj, now!" "go!" "(snarling and shrieking)" "They're trying to turn us over!" "hit 'em with the saw!" "(shrieks)" "(grunts)" "(cj) give me a shotgun!" "holy shit." "(sporadic snarling)" "(tires squealing)" "There's still one hanging on." " Which fucking side?" " Right side!" "(tires squeal)" " I got him." " You gotta drive faster, man." "(snarling)" "Hard left here!" "(tires squealing, chain saw buzzing)" "(screaming)" "Whoa, stop!" "stop, guys." " What?" " We lost them." " (brakes squeal)" " Back it up!" "kenneth, are you there?" "(coughing)" "(ana) 'kenneth, are you there?" "'Kenneth, are you ok?" "'" "(dripping)" "What the fuck?" " (snarling) - (screaming)" " What are you doing?" " Fucking nursery school." "Cj!" "ana, no!" "everyone's dead." " Steve took off." " What?" "Let's go!" "come on!" "steve!" " (roars)" " I got him." "Damn." " (shrieking) - (cj) look out!" "come on, come on!" "(snarling)" "Go, go, go!" " open the door!" "hurry up!" " come on!" "(nicole) guys, get in!" "let's go." "Where's ana?" "Anal anal get in." "What the hell were you doing?" "(barking)" "(chips barking)" "Hold on!" "(chips barking)" "Come on, boy." "Kenneth." "Here." "Get out on the end of the dock." " Cj, come on." " Do it!" "i'll catch up." " There it is!" " terry, get the bowline!" " (gun clicking)" " Shit." "Cj!" "damn!" "fuck!" "come on!" "come on!" "bitch!" "shit." "Come on." "I'll blow every fucking thing up." "(distant snarling)" "Ok, let's go, let's go." " I can't go." " What?" " Downtown when they jumped on us." " Oh, no, michael." "No." " I have to stay here." " You can't." "No, you..." " i'm sorry, ana." " I can help you." "No, you can't." "You can help them." "Stay on the boat." "I can help you." "It's ok." "It's gonna be all right." "No." " It won't." " Hey." "It will." "You sure you wanna do this?" "Yeah." "I think i'll just stay here a while." "Enjoy the sunrise." "(engine starts)" "(gunshot)" "(# the jim carroll band:" "People who died)" "# Teddy sniffing glue, he was 12 years old # fell from the roof on east two-nine # cathy was 11 when she pulled the plug # on 26 reds and a bottle of wine # bobby got leukemia, 14 years old" "# he looked 65 when he died he was a friend of mine # those are people who died, died # those are people who died, died # those are people who died, died # those are people who died, died they were all my friends... #" "'I run a tight ship.'" " 'Where did you get that?" "' - (terry) 'I found steve's camera.' #... and they died # those are people who died, died # those are people who died, died # those are people who died, died" "# those are people who died, died # they were all my friends, and they died #" "'(seagulls crying)'" "'Put that down and help us.'" "(terry) 'ah!" "kenneth, fucking shoot it!" "'" "'(gunshot)'" "(terry) 'christ!" "'" "'(engine chugs to a stop)'" "'(seagulls crying)'" "(terry) 'oh, shit!" "'" "'get your damn camera out my face.'" " '... if there's anyone there.' - '(barking)'" "'Terry, put the camera down and help us off the boat.'" "'(birdsong)'" " '(chips whining)' - (terry) 'nicole, what is it?" "'" " (nicole) 'chips, no!" "' - '(barking)'" "'(barking continues)'" " (snarling) - (terry) 'oh, shit!" "'" "(kenneth) 'stay behind me.'" "'(snarling, gunfire)'" "(# disturbed:" "Down with the sickness)" "# Get up, come on, get down with the sickness # get up, come on, get down with the sickness # get up, come on, get down with the sickness # open up your hate and let it flow into me" "# get up, come on, get down with the sickness # you mother, get up, come on, get down with the sickness # you fucker, get up, come on, get down with the sickness" "# madness is the gift that has been given to me" "# and when I dream" "# and when I dream" "# and when I dream" "# and when I dream # no, mommy, don't do it again # don't do it again, i'll be a good boy # i'll be a good boy, I promise # no, mommy, don't hit me" "# why did you have to hit me like that, mommy?" "# Don't do it, you're hurting me # why did you have to be such a bitch?" "# Why don't you, why don't you fuck off and die # why can't you just fuck off and die?" "# Why can't you just leave here and die?" "# Never stick your hand in my face again, bitch # fuck you I don't need this shit # you stupid, sadistic, abusive fucking whore # would you like to see how it feels, mommy?" "# Here it comes, get ready to die" "# oh, wa-ah-ah-ah # get up, come on, get down with the sickness # you mother, get up, come on, get down with the sickness # you fucker, get up, come on, get down with the sickness" "# madness has now come over me #"

"Walter, what are you doing?" "I'm dosing a caterpillar." "Dosing, as in lsd?" "Well, it's a special blend." "I see." "Hey, guess what just happened." "Finding out that my father's giving drugs to bugs" "Somehow just became a typical moment in my life." "It's wonderful, isn't it?" "Hey, have you heard from olivia this morning?" "No, why?" "What's up?" "She's missing." "Who are you?" "What do you want?" "This won't take long." "I'm sure you say that to all the girls." "Turn her over." "Listen up." "One of our own has been abducted." "The vehicle of agent olivia dunham" "Was found abandoned on graniteville road in westford" "Three miles northeast of little hill." "I want everyone doing everything," "Surveillance cameras checked," "Local officers and agents questioned," "Anyone who might have seen anything." "P.D., d.W.P., a.A.A." "I don't care what acronym it is," "You get 'em, you talk to 'em, and you find dunham." "For those of you new to this office," "This is agent charlie francis." "He's my second in command." "You got anything, you come to me or him." "Try not to move." "Sir, did it work?" "I hope so." "Get my car ready." "I'm going back to the office." "Yes, sir." "Can i please have some water?" "If you're going to kill me," "Then can i please have some water?" "Please." "I need to" " I need to sit up." "Please." "Oh, thank you, thank you." "Thank you." "And pull agents from albany, mr." "Clark," "And get them to boston, or do i need to remind you" "How i started this conversation?" "I have a sanford harris, line six." "Just get it done." "Sanford." "Listen, we, uh" "We're having something of a crisis here." "Yeah, well, your crisis is why i'm calling." "Look, phillip, we go back too far." "I say something diplomatic, you'll see through it" "Before the end of my sentence." "You're calling about olivia dunham?" "I'm calling about fringe division." "Internal affairs is sending me in" "To do a full review of your office," "Make sure things are running as they should." "I just wanted you to hear it from me." "This is agent dunham." "I need to speak to broyles." "What the hell happened to you?" "I'm in watertown." "There was a building that we need to raid." "I need agents, maybe 20." "Have them meet me in 30 minutes" "At the end of talcott street." "Are you okay?" "Not yet, i'm not." "The building i was being held at is two miles" "Hands behind your head and drop to the floor." "Where's broyles?" "Do it!" "What's going on here?" "Freeze right there!" "Quite a day, agent dunham." "You're in boston hospital." "You probably didn't think you'd see me again so soon." "Don't take this the wrong way, mr." "Harris," "But, uh, i don't think about you all too often." "Really?" "Well, you must get some satisfaction" "From what you did to me." "My conviction wasn't a point of pride for you?" "Why am i cuffed to the bed?" "Because this is the kind of authority that I have here." "You see," "My conviction on sexual assault that you so ably prosecuted was overturned." "And homeland security, for whom I consult," "Has assigned me to review fringe division." "Just like that?" "Which gives me the prerogative to question your sanity, your loyalty," "Your worthiness to serve." "And it seems to me the people you surround" "Yourself with have failed those tests at every turn." "Beginning with your former partner..." "And lover, john scott." "John!" "An agent who betrayed you and who turned out to be a traitor against this country," "A traitor whose life you went to considerable lengths to save." "If you're suggesting that I know anything about-- you went" "To iraq to recruit a man to help you save agent scott's life." "Peter bishop, arrested seven times." "I needed peter." "To assist you in freeing his father from a mental institution." "Walter bishop, who was sent to st." "Claire's because he was deemed unfit to stand trial for manslaughter," "A man who spent most of his adult years running" "Questionable scientific experiments on human subjects." "He's out of his mind, miss dunham." "These are the people you surround yourself with." "A traitor, a criminal, and a lunatic." "What does that say about you?" "Am I under arrest?" "It goes without saying that you are not to investigate your own abduction." "Understood?" "Liv." "Are you okay?" "Yep." "Hey, liv, you know I had nothing to do with the way you were taken in," "Right?" "Yeah, I know that." "That son of a bitch harris, he molested three women." "I put him away, and that's what this is about." "I am not gonna ask him for a thing." "I'm gonna go to that building myself." "We sent a team to the address, to the building where you were being held." "It was empty." "There was nothing there." "What about the phone I got?" "The car I took?" "Did you trace..." "They're clean." "The only prints were you." "Oh, there's something else." "There's a woman here to see you--rachel." "She says that you're expecting her." "Who is she?" "She's my sister." "How are you?" "Oh, oh, you look great." " I don't really." " Come on, you do." "I don't. you're always so hard on yourself." "I know, whatever. thank you." "You are just a giant person." "Hey, aunt olivia. hello." "When did you get so big?" "What happened to your face?" "Oh, it's, um, a scratch." "I brought this for you." "She wanted to bring you something from her room." "I have really, really needed one of these." "Thank you so much." "Are you sure you're okay?" "It's a long story." "I, uh" " I'm working on a case." "Go, go, we're good." "Is it okay if we still stay with you tonight?" "'cause if it's not okay-- yeah, yeah." "No, of course." "I'll meet you back here at 5:00." "Perfect. go, save the world." "All right." "I love you." " I'll see you at 5:00." " Thank you so much." "Mwah. bye." "Peter, it's me." "Olivia, thank god." "Are you okay?" "how are you?" " Where are you?" " I'm on my way to you." "So can you meet me outside in ten minutes?" "And bring your father." "I think we'll need him." "Do I have to?" "They--they gave me a spinal tap." "They put electrodes or sensors on my head." "Why would they do that?" "I mean, what would they want with me?" "What were they doing?" "who could they be?" "You're like the question machine." "And there was nothing there when they checked the building?" "No." "They'd cleared the building." "But I took something before I left, something from one of their labs," "And I hid it to keep it safe." "What was it?" "Walter, can you identify what it is?" "Yes." "I'm afraid I can." "Which means if your high school bio teacher told you that" "Humans sit at the top of the food chain, he or she was dead wrong." "Literally millions and millions of organisms feed on us," "Reproduce within us." "Viruses, bacteria, protozoa," "And fungi-- the four musketeers of the pathogenic world." "Dr. kinberg?" "Dr. kinberg?" "Somebody call an ambulance." "Someone help him." "Somebody help him." "Agent dunham, I know you've already had quite a day." "But there is an event that requires our attention" "Okay, where" "Internal hemorrhaging." "Rapid cell deterioration." "It appears that he suffocated from within." "Well, maybe that's 'cause a giant, slimy," "Spiky slug came out of his mouth." "Yes." "And I have a theory as to what it might have been." "I'm sure you do. care you share?" "Eventually." "Peter, anything?" "No, it always takes a second for the thermal cameras to calibrate." "What do we know about our guy?" "Only what I was told outside." "His name's miles kinberg, immunologist, cutting edge work," "An expert in his field." "That's all I know." "Whatever it was, it ripped through his esophagus on the way out." "At least he died teaching, a righteous profession." "Hold on a sec." "I got it." "Stay there." "Right there." "Right there, right there." "Look." "Simian hemorrhagic fever." "The infected cells have a definitive spiderweb look." "Makes hiv look like a common cold by comparison." "Walter." "Ebola." "First the headaches then the skin turns to rice pudding." "Walter, please." "No time for the immune response." "I lost it." "What do you mean you lost it?" "Either it can vanish or it's fast." "It's really fast." "There." "Cover the doors!" "It's going down." "There!" "Get it!" "There!" "there!" "Get it, get it. get it." "Things like this used to happen in the lab all the time." "Makes me nostalgic." "Spirited, isn't it?" "Well, have you considered, I don't know, killing it?" "We can always kill it, son." "We can't always bring it back." "You probably could." "That is true." "Do you know what I could go for?" "Don't say food." "Cheese steak." "How can he even think about eating?" "I know. it's disgusting, right?" "And yet..." "Ha, you want one too?" "Extra provolone, please." "Like father like son." "Oh, come on, don't say that." "My theory is correct." "I knew it." "This organism was developed from the same" "Material that olivia stole from her captors." "We must let her know." "You sure?" "My boy," "I'm not even sure that we all exist on the same plane of consciousness." "But yes, I believe so." "I've been briefed on how you brought in olivia dunham." "Oh, I had reason to suspect she might be dangerous." "I agreed to let you question her, not tranq her like a rabid dog." "What you did was unacceptable." "Dunham's been nothing but an exemplary agent, and this is my office." "Well, then you need to be corrected on two counts." "The jury's out on dunham." "I'm not convinced she's the superstar you claim she is." "How could you be?" "You're on a vendetta against her." "Secondly, while I'm here on active investigation," "This division is under my purview." "Active investigation?" "This morning it was a review." "Well, the pentagon is concerned, phillip." "Well, think of how this office was thrown together." "Flight 627 lands, and suddenly you're in charge of two dozen agents?" "Somehow I think none of that's the reason you're here." "This isn't a witch hunt." "I'm not here to punish some j.v." "Agent who tried to ruin my life for chasing a little tail." "I'm here to do my job." "Why don't you do the same?" "Did you see anyone unusual?" "Anyone in your class?" "No." "And did he mention anything to you?" "Anything in private?" "Why would he?" "'cause you were his teacher's assistant. oh." "I thought that he might have mentioned if something unusual had happened." "No, he didn't. nothing." "We've been trying to track kinberg's whereabouts over the past week." "We spoke to his wife, and she said that he had arrived home the last two nights." "But according to his schedule, his last class started at 6:00." "He's had extended office hours this week." "Well, could I get a list of the students he talked to?" "It was drop-in." "I'm not really sure." "I'm sorry." "After what happened today, I feel like nothing's real." "That was crazy. it was-- how long were you seeing him?" "Professor kinberg." "Three months." "I knew he was gonna take the job." "He hadn't even told his wife about it yet." "What job was that?" "I shouldn't." "He wasn't supposed to tell me." "It's okay." "The c.d.c." "Centers for disease control." "They offered him this big job, which meant moving to atlanta." "So I figured that was gonna be it for us." "And what exactly was the job?" "Task for to oversee the country's preparedness to fight off an epidemic." "It sounded like a big deal." "Can I come in?" "I hate that-- knocking and asking while you're coming in." "Dr.Kinberg" "The professor who died at boston college," "Was offered a job at the c.d.c." "To co-chair a classified task force whose" "Sole responsibility was to respond to epidemics." "And?" "He wasn't the only scientist asked." "There was another one-- dr. russell simon from cambridge." "I'm trying to locate him now." "What, you think he's a target too?" "I do." "And I also think that the people who" "Killed kinberg are the same people who took me." "And how'd you make that leap?" "Walter, he thinks the thing that killed dr." "Kinberg is genetically similar to some" "Evidence that I grabbed from the people who abducted me." "But why abduct you?" "what's the link?" "And why kill kinberg like that?" "I don't know yet." "But so far I figured why kill an" "Epidemiologist unless you're looking to start an epidemic?" "Get rid of the firefighter before you start a fire." "And why am I just now hearing of this?" "Because your friend Sanford Harris" "Forbade me from investigating my own abduction." "Harris." "He's put everything on hold." "Has requested that I run all operations past him before we move." "Is that even possible?" "Apparently." "Sir, I'm asking you to save a man's life." "Are you telling me that you don't have the authority to let me do my job?" "Find Simon." "Get him in protective custody now." "Thank you." "I'll handle Harris." "I know you will." "Hey, rach, it's me." "Can we just meet at the apartment?" "Is that okay?" "yeah, sure." "I have the key. is everything okay?" "Yeah, I'm fine." "I won't be too late." "And if you get hungry, there's food in the fridge," "Or there are some menus by the phone" "In the kitchen if you want to order in." "Don't worry about us at all." "Ella's having a blast." "Okay, I'll see you tonight." "I love you." "You too." "I'm going to cambridge to pick up Russell Simon." "Who's that?" "A man we're taking into protective custody." "I'll give you the details on the way." "Oh, I'm going with you?" "Ye -meet you downstairs." "Hey, mitch." "Listen, olivia, your abduction." "I'm gonna coordinate the investigation." "I assume everything you remember is already in your debrief." "Yeah." "If I find anything, I'll let you know." "We'll find 'em." "That's great, mitch. thank you." "Thank you so much, dr. simon, for cooperating." "I suppose I should be thanking you." "Fbi tells you they're here to save your life, you listen." "Well, I know it must be confusing." "Well, it's certainly shocking." "Miles was a dear friend." "I am sorry." "Know that we're doing everything we" "Can to bring those responsible to justice." "The c.d.c. wasn't expecting me for three months." "Who else kneyou were planning on taking this job?" "Well, no one. just my wife." "I was instructed not to tell anyone." "And is there anyone you can think of who might be targeting you?" "Maybe students whose grades they might have felt were undeserved." "Will you excuse us for a moment?" "I need to talk to my agents." "Sure." "Can you give us a minute?" "So I understand that you have requested placing dr." "Simon in protective custody." "I believe that his life may be in danger." "Yeah, well, that's taxpayer dollars, miss dunham," "And I haven't approved that." "Let me ask you a question." "Not that I don't enjoy having you here," "But how long are you planning on sticking around?" "Until I have made a full assessment" "Of how this office conducts its business." "Did Broyles approve your request?" "No, he did not." "Harris, you don't like me, you don't respect me," "And you think I'm bad at my job." "But please, don't let that get in the way of doing the right thing." "That man in there may likely die if we don't keep him safe." "I'm not asking you to like me." "I'm asking you to do the right thing." "Yeah, we'll keep him safe." "Thank you." "This is dunham." "Walter's still trying to determine" "What that thing is that came out of kinberg." "But I think we made a breakthrough." "Okay, so what is it?" "It seems to be activated by a liquid." "What does?" "the parasite?" "The yellow powdery stuff in the vials that you stole, they're like eggs," "But the catalyst is stomach acid." "So the victim just needs to ingest it?" "Exactly right, and then it grows--fast." "Thank you." "No problem." "And is there any way to trace it, where it came from?" "Walter doesn't seem to think so, no." "Dr. simon, with your permission, I'd like to take you to our field office." "We'll debrief you, go over your options." "Then we'll move you to a safe house." "You okay?" "Yeah." "There'll be agents there on call 24 hours a day." "Breathe." "This is agent francis." "I need medical attention in room six." "I called medical assistance." "Oh, my god." "It's viral." "Nasopharyngitis, albeit a gargantuan specimen." "What--what does that mean?" "This organism is a single specimen of a virus for the common cold." "So you're saying that this is one single cell?" "It's not unprecedented." "The ostrich egg is a single cell, and it can grow up to five pounds." "They supersized the common cold, which, as it turns out, is disgusting." "Obviously somebody's playing with us." "Yeah, they're showing off." "Killing epidemiologist with the common cold." "It is impressive." "What I want to know is what they wanted from you." "Oh, who cares about me?" "I want to know who's next." "I care about you." "If we can figure out why they needed you," "Then maybe we can figure out who's next." "I'm gonna keep looking for someone who's connected to kinberg and simon." "She is beautiful, isn't she?" "Who?" "The slug." "You know, I could have cooked for you." "Uh, no, thanks." "I've tasted your cooking." "Hey, I've gotten really good, you know." "Oh, yeah?" "Yeah." "No, I haven't." "I didn't think so." "Hard day?" "Uh, I honestly wouldn't know what to tell you." "And if I did, it would be a felony." "You have a crazy job." "Yeah, I have a crazy job." "Cheers." "Cheers." "Have you heard from Greg?" "I don't know how to do this alone." "Ella is beautiful, and smart, and strong, and she gets that from you." "Me?" "no." "You've always been the strong one, you have." "Rach." "I've only done one thing right in my life." "Then you need to be strong for her." "Whatever you need, I'm here." "And you guys can stay here as long as you want." "Thank you." "Is there something else?" "Something you're not telling me?" "No." "No, there's nothing else." "How goes it?" "Horrible." "We'll find 'em, whoever's responsible for what happened." "Maybe this'll help." "I need to talk to you." "Charlie, I think I know who killed Simon." "And I think it's the same person who abducted me." "Who?" "Mitchell Loeb." "Don't ask me how I know." "I'll tell you later." "Livvy, that can't be right." "It is." "And I can prove it." "But I've got Harris watching me like a prison guard." "I can't do this myself." "What do you need?" "Walter, is that lsd?" "Lsd, why would i-- it's a decongestant." "She is a giant cold virus after all." "Right." "Peter." "You got a moment?" "What's up?" "Olivia may have a lead on who abducted her." "Only she can't pursue it without some help." "I can't help her." "Why not?" "Suffice it to say that sometimes a problem with being" "In law enforcement is that you gotta obey the law yourself." "And you think I'm the guy to break the law for you?" "I'm sorry, I didn't-- no, look, you're right." "I am the guy to break the law for you." "What do we need?" "I need a wiretap." "On who?" "Mitchell Loeb." "FBI." "Hello?" "Samantha." "Olivia, hi." "I was just in marlborough." "I thought I'd drop by and check to see if you're okay." "I don't understand." "I don't know." "I guess I hadn't talked to you since Mitchell's surgery." "Well, how sweet of you." "Would you like to come inside?" "Have a cup of tea?" "Yeah, thank you." "I've been thinking a lot about you and" "Everything that you and Mitchell went through." "It's really lovely having him back at the office." "Oh, yes, he's really glad to be back." "His recovery seemed to go smoothly." "What were you doing in Marlborough?" "I'm working on a case." "Well, what's the case?" "Suspicion of a double agent." "Excuse me." "I'll get the tea." "Mind if I use your bathroom?" "It's down the hall." "Thank you." "Kyle." "Hey, man. can you grab me that phone?" "All right, go ahead." "Okay, so I enter the phone number and then just punch in that code?" "Kyle, you are the greatest, man." "Have I told you that lately?" "Yeah, thanks. you too." "He used to work at the phone company, but I never really understood why." "The guy's a genius." "Yeah, right." "Wouldn't want to waste any of that potential." "He tapped into the Loebs' home phone number." "We should be able to pick up any outgoing calls that make from their house." "This is Mitchell." "Olivia Dunham is in our house." "Why?" "She claims she was here to check on you." "Is it working?" "No." "Hey, Kyle, it's not working." "All I'm getting is buzz." "I don't hear anything." "I think she knows." "I don't know how she could." "I don't know what to do." "Well, I do." "And you have to move fast." "What?" "You need to kill her." "Right now." "Her office might know that she's here." "How can I just" " Dunham's already under suspicion for being unstable." "They think she's dangerous." "All right, I'll try it again." "We can say she came after you, that it was self-defense." "There has to be another way to do this." "There isn't, honey. there's one way." "You cannot let Dunham leave there alive." "In the entry closet, top shelf, in the back, there's a gun." "Contact me when it's done." "What is it?" "Olivia's in trouble." "What happened?" "hold on a second." "Come on, pick up, pick up." "It's me." "Get out of the house. she's gonna kill you." "What?" "Samantha Loeb is going to kill you." "Get out of the house right now." "Olivia." "Tea's ready." "Olivia?" "Samantha." "Turn around and put the gun on the ground." "Put the gun down." "Now get down on the ground." "Samantha." "Please, don't hurt me." "Get on the ground, samantha." "I was just doing-- samantha, get down on the ground now." "I don't want to shoot you, but I will." "What are you gonna do to me?" "are you gonna hurt me?" "Damn it, samantha, shut the hell up and get down on the ground." "Don't do it. please get down!" "There's nothing here." "Loeb knew he was gonna cut and run." "Based on what you've found, you have nothing to trace." "No, nothing yet." "I'll need more time to trace the origin of the virus," "But even then it will be impossible to know the exact origin." "Liv, I hate to even ask you this." "Anything you remember from when they had you?" "No, there's nothing that I heard, nothing that I remember." "There's no other way to track loeb's cell phone?" "Tech services tried everything." "Wait a minute, not everything." "The agents at loeb's house," "They're surveilling the area, right?" "No sign of loeb?" "not yet." "So he doesn't know about his wife." "No, he doesn't." "Meaning that she could still contact him." "I'm ahead of you." "I'll get a team." "What happened?" "I missed it." "Okay, we need samantha loeb's cell phone." "I think inventory has it." "I'm on it." "Nice work. thanks." "It's all rather tense, isn't it?" "He's gonna come." "Assuming, of course, they text each other." "Do you see him yet?" "No, not yet." "Peter was really worried about you when you were gone." "Walter. you were." "Well, of course I was worried." "He was really worried." "We got him." "Okay, you stay here." "Mitchell, put it down!" "put it down!" "Freeze!" "Drop it." "Drop your weapon." "You're under arrest." "Nice work." "Thank you." "Who are you working for?" "Don't be an idiot, loeb." "This is your one chance to cooperate." "I'd say to you that you have no idea how" "Hard we're gonna come down on you," "Except you do." "I want to see my wife." "You're not getting a thing until you talk." "Then you're outta luck." "Why'd you kill them, kinberg and simon?" "Any why like that?" "I mean, there are easier ways to take somebody out." "You're getting nothing." "She can't do it." "She won't get a confession." "I'd say the evidence in his house is plenty." "Well, I'd say evidence is no confession." "Ask as many questions as you want." "Why take me?" "And that spinal tap, what did you want?" "Loeb, this is your last chance to cooperate." "Or what, you'll torture me?" "Can you leave me alone with him?" "What's she doing?" "You want your wife, mitch?" "Yeah, olivia, I do." "Okay." "Okay." "And do you want to know who pulled the trigger?" "Mitch." "You're looking at her." "Did you kill them?" "Did you?" "yes!" "Do you not understand the rules?" "What we're up against?" "Who the two sides are?" "Tell me at least you know that. who's we?" "We had a plan here, lady." "We had a shot." "And you just blew it." "Why did you kidnap me?" "Kidnap you?" "Idiot." "We saved you." "Saved me from what?" "We were going to let you go." "We saved you." "You-- you have no idea what you've done." "Not a clue." "There's your confession." "You need to get some rest." "I think you've earned it." "I'll see you tomorrow." "Thank you." "Thank you." "He's right." "You should get home." "What did he mean he saved me?" "what the hell was that?" "He was messing with you." "Well, I don't know." "I mean, did you see him?" "There was something about the way he said that." "The man's insane, olivia." "I concur, and in the category of takes one to know one..." "That man did seem disturbed." "But then why take me?" "Because they wanted to hurt you." "They knew that you were investigating them." "They wanted to take you out." "Then why not just kill me?" "You're talking about a man" "Who infects people with giant viruses." "If you hadn't escaped, Who knows what they would have done to you." "Listen to me, you'd just told him that you killed his wife." "He said that to you to try and get a reaction out of you, to get to you." "Let it go." "You got his confession." "Go home." "I was worried, too, when you were taken." "Thank you, walter." "Not as much as him, of course." "Walter. it's true."

"¶" "New Castle, done." "Cancun, done." "Australia, guess what, you're getting done." "The Geordie's are going down under." "To Australia." "And deep into the bush." "Look out!" "Oh!" "Throw another shrimp on the barbie." "This one's gonna be the best one yet." "This is a fucking war." "¶" "Vicky's been tashing on too much." "She's been taking herself away from the group." "Finally, we can have sexual intercourse." "[laughter]" "I had a chance to move on and be happy with someone, but instead," "I came to Australia and live with someone who I hate." "¶" "So we're drunk and we're in bed, and Scott's cock just accidentally falls into my mouth, and then" "I'm sucking on it." "Fuck." "How is Cock-a-tron?" "[laughter]" "¶" "I should have a degree in pulling women." "I am a Geordie Girl, with a V.I.P. edge." "I've never kissed anyone without a six-pack." "Get into this house and I'm gonna tear the place up." "I can talk the back legs off a donkey." "I'm fake, I'm flirty, and I've got double F's." "The hardest graft I've ever done is doing me hair." "Geordie Shore, way ay!" "¶" "¶" "Last night, everyone was having a go at Vicky 'cause she was pullin' too much." "Vicky, welcome to Gaz's fucking world." "I hope that Holly's back tonight, I'm not too bothered about Scott and I hope they haven't banged." "Oh my God Gaz, stop trying to touch that." "Gary's scared that he may have lost this to another boy, 'cause" "I haven't went near him once." "¶" "[Holly yawns]" "Well I had a dream that like, I sucked Scotty T off." "No, that was reality." "I sucked him off." "I don't know." "It's kind of awkward between me and Holly right now, but she did not suck me off." "Some people's talents are like art, or science, or history." "Mine just happens to be blow jobs." "[Holly yawns]" "Can't really believe we've been messing around for days by Sheep" "Shaggin' Steve, but I'm buzzin' is that we're goin' home so" "I can fucking pull a bag." "¶" "Let's go on a road trip." "I can't believe it, we're going to see dolphins." "This is amazin'." "This is the best year of me life." "Better than the day I got me period, and I felt like a woman." "¶" "Everyone loves dolphins, 'cause dolphins got a massive blow hole, just like women's vaginas." "[Charlotte screams]" "Whoa." "The only fact I know about dolphins is they are the only other animals that have sex for pleasure." "I think me and the dolphins are gonna get along." "She's got Mitch now at home so she doesn't want anything to ever look like she's befriending him and, do you know what I mean?" "You can understand though." "Yeah, yeah, yeah." "Well obviously I miss him but it wasn't just that." "Like, 'cause now it's startin' like, 'cause it's been a while." "Yeah." "I've been away for a while and I feel like, when, if I go back, will things be the same?" "For one second it doesn't feel weird telling' him how" "I was upset over another boy." "At the end of the day, I still care about Charlotte, and any advice she wants about lads, I will help her." "Okay." "Okay?" "Yep." "This is one of probably the nicest moments that me and" "Gary's ever shared." "Thanks for the advice." "Hey, anytime." "Don't get me wrong, I would love me and Charlotte back in funny mode and be flirting, and have a bit of banter while watching these dolphins, but we're not and I'm treading on egg shells." "¶" "I wonder what happened to everyone last night." "Maybe Gary's got his um, pullin numbers up now." "Uh uh." "You gave him a chance didn't you?" "Yeah, he fucking needs to." "I've had enough now, I'm so bored." "I'm hung over, I'm tired, I'm filthy, and I'm bored of being with Scott." "I just wanna get back." "Come on then, let's go home." "I can't remember." "I was getting pissed like, I sort of remember like... [laughter]" "Holly could be making the whole thing up." "Cause normally after giving me a blow job, she'd be walking around with a jaw like a crocodile." "I'm getting very forgetful these days with all the alcohol, so I'm not certain that any blow job actually took place." "Ahh!" "¶" "Yay!" "What the hell?" "So we get backed from the dolphins, and Scotty and Holly are back." "[banter]" "Scott's being so nice, which is making us feel really guilty for being so nasty about him." "But even when he has his nice times, he still has his really bad ones." "So I don't care." "[banter]" "I've never been so relieved to see these bunch of losers in me entire life." "We wanna ask the question, what's on everyone's mind." "Did they bang or not?" "No." "No, I didn't bang Holly." "And she didn't suck it off." "Oh did ya?" "Scott's denying it all so badly." "Which I hope that happened or anything, 'cause if they had, this is making Holly look like an absolute mug." "[laughter]" "Scott's telling me he's done nothing with Holly." "Even if he had, he wouldn't tell us anyway." "[laughter]" "¶" "I'm so happy to be back, be out with the family, but I can't wait to get to Trademark and just go on a fucking piping mission, and pipe everything in sight." "Pipe." "¶" "Buzzin' for the night." "We're all out, and we're hittin' Trademark." "Way ay." "¶" "I can not wait to get pissed and rock the dance floor." "The minute we walk in there, everyone's buzzin' and wouldn't you know, it's fucking dead." "¶" "And I'm thinking, whoa, well at least we're the best lookin' people in here." "There is literally fucking no one there." "Not even two or ten." "Nothing." "What the fuck?" "What's wrong with the club?" "¶" "When Scotty T dances, he reminds us of Mr. Whitney having a shit on a cone." "What the fuck are these moves?" "And how on earth does he ever manage to pull?" "¶" "Scott's making much more of an effort with us tonight." "It's just such a shame Gaz can't do the same." "¶" "Gary is sittin' by himself." "What's his fuckin' problem?" "Just cause there's no birds Gaz, doesn't mean you can't have a laugh." "You tick." "He can not handle the fact that tonight we are all having a good time with Scott." "He's jealous." "¶" "So for some reason, Australia brings out the worst in me." "I knew this was comin'." "Holly had been suckin' Scott off and now he's out pulling' other girls and she's getting' jealous." "And this is where it all begins." "¶" "The minute he's out, the minute there's the opportunity of something else, he's payin' her absolutely zero attention." "And this is like a red rag to a bull for Holly." "¶" "Holly's kicking off." "As long as it's not about me, I don't give a shit." "All the girls give me weird vibes, and so me and the schlong have decided not to pull, I'm just gonna go home and bake a fuckin' cake." "Scott's just got back and he's pissed off at girls." "Everything you do pisses them off." "¶" "I woke up this mornin' and I feel like the anger stems from the fact that I was sent on this stupid trip for no reason." "Like, I shouldn't of had to go through that." "No one should have to go through that, it just isn't fair." "¶" "I knew this was comin'." "Holly had been suckin' Scott off, and now he's out pullin' other girls and she's getting' jealous, and this is where it all begins." "Last night, even Scotty T was getting involved, but Gaz was just sittin there with his face like a smacked dog 'cause there was no birds to pull." "Who the fuck needs birds when you've got your family?" "So this is actually the first time in Australia that we've all sat around and had breakfast as a family." "And I feel like everything's just too nice." "[laughter]" "And I'm about to tell everyone what I've got planned for the night." "I know that everyone's gonna love it." "I'm gonna say one sentence that will wind yous all up." "We're going to Oxford Art Factory, which means a big fuck off warehouse for a fancy dress Egyptian house music event." "Oh my God!" "[banter]" "We are going out in fancy dress and it's all Egyptian themed." "I can not wait." "[yelling]" "And what's the first thing that you think of when you think of Egypt?" "Romans." "Isn't Aladdin Egyptian?" "Aladdin?" "[laughter]" "¶" "On a scale of 1 to 10, are you excited?" "Like, what's your feelings?" "Are you nervous or excited?" "They're both." "This afternoon I've got me date with Dan and I'm feeling a little bit anxious to say the least." "Daytime dates are so much more pressure than night time ones." "You're in the broad daylight and you can see everyone's imperfections." "The whole no sex thing is not for anyone else's benefit, it's for mine." "Like, it just over, it complicates everything." "Once you start having sex, look, everyone in this house has started having sex." "I'm traditional." "I like to date a person to get to know them." "Maybe have more than one encounter with them before" "I just suck them off." "Charlotte and Gary, just having sex." "James and Holly, just having sex." "It's never just sex." "I do understand Vicky when she says that sex can complicate everything, but look at me, I had sex on the first date and I'm still with my lad." "I'm not ready for anything serious." "He's a really good looker though, isn't he?" "Yeah." "¶" "Hi." "Hello sweetheart." "I walk into the restaurant and the minute I see Dan, I kind of get this light feeling inside." "I know with that, I do like him." "Are you new and single, or?" "Yeah." "Very new." "Very, very new?" "Yeah." "How new is new?" "You know you're probably like only the second person I kissed." "The conversation quickly turns quite serious, and Dan starts asking me about me relationship history." "There's something about his easy going demeanor and his calming voice that makes us just want to open up." "I was nervous when I first met you." "Yeah." "You're a really nice lad." "Me too." "When I first got to Australia, the mere sight of a man made me nervous." "The first time I tashed on, I burst into fucking tears for God's sake." "And now look at us." "If that isn't me progressing and moving on, I don't know what is." "¶" "I get Vicky straight upstairs where no one else can see her, and drop the bombshell that I'm taking the singles away on the best trip ever." "I just hope she keeps it a secret." "Of course I'm buzzin." "It's meant to be Australian paradise." "I've got a funny feelin' it might ruffle a few feathers for those people in the house who are in a relationship and aren't coming." "So we decided to keep it a secret from Holly can she can not keep a secret to save her fucking life." "So Vicky's pure buzzin' about going away." "I'm not surprised, the way she pulls, she's probably one of the dream team way anyway." "[laughter]" "¶ so tonight, it's fancy dress, and that only means one thing." "Everything has to be ten times better." "Bigger hair, bigger lashes, more tan, and more make up." "Everyone's in a good mood, it seems to be getting on so much better." "I can't wait to get out tonight 'cause I know it's gonna be massive." "¶" "Everyone's looking pinging, you can tell it's gonna be a mint night tonight." "[club music]" "Oh my God, it's absolutely amazin'." "[club music]" "I've barely been here five minutes and I can already see signs of the competition between Scott and Gaz erupting again." "I'm just not havin' it." "I've got to talk to Scott about his behavior." "Scott's got to be careful." "If he keeps leading Holly on, it's gonna end up like the way she was with James." "Gary literally has been edging closer and closer to try and playfully flirt with us, and it's making us feel sick." "Me and Charlotte are on the right track." "I knew it was gonna be hard." "It's always gonna be difficult after everything we've been through, but it will take me one step at a time, and eventually" "I do think we'll be good friends." "Gary, fuck off." "Don't touch me." "You had your chance, you blew it." "Why don't you just go play with yourself?" "¶" "Scott just doesn't get it." "He can't get it though his stupid, blonde, highlighted head that he's in the wrong." "Think." "I don't know what them two are worried about, I wouldn't still live in this fucking house if I didn't care about them." "¶" "Everyone's had a mint night." "It's been a class party, but I think it's time we got out of Egypt." "It's the end of the night, I'm pissed as fuck, I'm hungry." "I want a pie, but I also want the chance to talk to Gary about our trip tomorrow." "So I suggest that me and him go to the pie shop." "Fuck off everyone, I don't want to go to the pie shop." "To me, going to the pie shop at the end of the night is just referring to being a pie." "Why would I want to go to a pie shop?" "I don't want to be put in that category." "I'm not going." "[arguing]" "Is Gary becoming so upset with himself and his pulling' that he fails to recognize just a genuine offer for a tasty snack at the end of the night?" "Next thing you know, it all kicks off with Vicky, but then" "James dives in, playing the protector of the girls role." "Mate, fuck off, this is between me and Vicky." "[arguing]" "Come and sit down." "Gaz gets into the car mouthing off about how he's gonna get" "Vicky kicked out of the house." "Hold on, who the fuck are you to say that?" "This whole argument is about Gaz being too scared to go to a pie shop." "What a fucking tit." "What's happened?" "What's he saying now?" "What's he said?" "We'll have an argument, we'll both make up about it in our own time and everything will be fine." "He's just using this as an excuse to have a go at me." "How dare he insinuate he's got the power to get me kicked out?" "Who is he?" "I wanna confront Gaz." "No one in this house should think they're better than anyone else." "This is an argument that's been brewing for so long." "Gary slagged James off, James slagged Gary off." "Get it over with." "¶" "That was a sick night." "I had the best night in my life." "It just fucking was banging." "It's been one of the best nights we've had until we got in the car." "There's no way I'm letting Gaz get away with this." "If he thinks he's bigger than everyone in the house, he's got another thing coming." "I think you two just need to fucking have it out, man." "Trouble's brewin' and it's not in my bum hole for once." "I would rather have a conversation with this apple juice." "It would have a better crack." "Hiya, how you doing?" "You all right?" "Do you wanna talk about birds?" "Oh, no, no, you're all right." "You have a good day." "It's so pathetic and it just shows how much Gary overthinks everything." "It turns into a massive argument over a bloody pie." "Who are pies?" "¶" "Crack." "What's happenin?" "I get back to the house, and I see that" "James is in no way sedated." "He's still furious about what happened." "He was going on about he could get you kicked out of the house." "And I said to him, who are you to get anyone kicked out of the house?" "It's not just about Gary's little eruption and temper at me, it's about a deep seeded, horrible rivalry that's been going on now for years." "When you were going up, I fucking stand up for you, and I thought, I know you are." "And he's told me in the car, that he was sorry and he didn't mean it." "End of the day all right, I will sit down and I'll have a full on conversation with him now about everything." "Gaz has took it far, too far this time." "And everyone's pissed off." "I hope you're listening and you come down 'cause I will tell you to your face." "¶" "Quite frankly, I couldn't really care if I talk to" "James again or not." "It wouldn't affect me in the slightest." "I'd go about my business with Scott, talk to the girls now and again, he can have his little fucking period conversations with the girls and it wouldn't matter." "I'd still enjoy me self, bothered." "I'm not taking anyone's side." "I'm not taking anyone's side." "No." "I would never, why do you think I'm sitting, you never thought I'd do something." "I'm the only one coming to sit and talk to you, you stupid, fucking, dick." "No matter how much I hate him, no matter how nasty I've been about him, no matter how much I agree with everything James is saying, I can't let him sit up there by himself." "I am your friend, Gary." "And even though I won't act like I'm your friend," "I am your friend." "Actually I am your friend and I'll be here for you no matter what." "And yeah it's been hard to not to try to speak to you, but I'm your friend." "I know." "¶" "Last time Gary and James argued, nothing was resolved." "All the issues that were there to make them kick off are still there." "I don't fucking know." "If anyone's got to say anything about anyone, it needs to be said face to face." "I'm in me room, and James is outside slagging us off and there's no way in bloody hell I'm giving him the satisfaction of a fight." "Like the only reason it's kicking off tonight is because he thinks he's better than anyone else and he's mugging Vicky off." "James isn't gonna let this drop." "And then he's saying that he can get Vicky kicked out of the house." "What authority has he got to do that?" "James just knows how to wind me up." "I don't understand what he doesn't get." "The only way this is heading, is to an angry confrontation." "I can see it, Charlotte can see it, James knows it," "Gary must know it." "This is going to fucking kick off." "I'll talk to him now, sort it now." "At the end of the day, if an argument happens, it needs to be sorted and I want to talk to him now about it." "What the fuck has happened to this house?" "What's the crack?" "Come on." "James, don't." "I'm not gonna fight yas." "Don't worry about it." "But I want to hear what you have to say, and we're gonna talk it out." "I don't know who the fuck the kid thinks he is, but he can't go on like this in this house." "Come on." "Come on." "Come on little boy." "Come on, let's turn the lights on." "What's the crack?" "Why do you think you've got any power over anyone else here?" "Why do you think that you can say about anyone else that you have the power over them?" "Why did you say that you can get Vicky kicked out of the house?" "Why did you say that?" "There was no house." "You said that." "I can tell by his stance, the look in his eye, the way he's talking, the way he's in me face, he wants a fight." "What gives you any right to bad mouth out in this house?" "[arguing back and forth]" "I don't think I'm better than anyone." "I can't believe what's happening." "I'm trying to keep me calm." "I've apologized to her already." "I said I'm sorry, bla, bla, bla." "[screaming]" "As soon as he clamps his fist, threw a punch, I duck." "Fuck off mate, I'm off." "I'm girt that it got this far, but all I was doing was sticking up for me family." "Gaz wouldn't understand 'cause he's never tried to be part of it." "Just calm." "Just calm." "Just calm." "James has gone for Gary and I just hope with all me heart that this is one thing Gary's not gonna get away with." "He's such a fucking prick, but why did I lose it?" "I'm gonna be in so much trouble now." "¶" "I can not have anymore fights or I could lose my place in this house permanently and believe me, a fight with James is not worth losing what I love more than anything." "Than a kick off, better our roommate chip away, the little mugs." "I still think Gary's a knob." "I can help but be worried about James." "He stood up for me and that's all I can see, and I hope he doesn't have to pay for it." "¶" "One thing I know about Geordie Shore is if you raise your hands to anybody else in the house, you're rooted." "I woke up and today we're off to the Whitsunday Islands." "Like fuck, I'm getting out of this shit hole." "So it's the mornin' after the night before, and this house feels awful." "It all kicked off last night." "The boys were arguing, the girls were getting involved." "Gary and James don't get along now." "Scott doesn't get along with anyone." "What the fuck, man?" "We came to Australia for everyone to bond, but instead everyone just constantly argues." "I just feel so, like disrespectful towards James, and disloyal." "Once again, King Gary has prevailed." "He's pushed and manipulated people into doing what he wanted." "James is gone and he's still here." "¶" "Last night, yes, me and Vicky did have a bit of beef, we argued, I was being a dick." "But me and Vicky have known each other a long time." "I know for a fact I'll apologize, have a little bit of banter, and we'll laugh it off 'cause that's what we do." "¶" "I still think Gary's a knob, but at the end of the day, I'm not gonna let him ruin my trip." "We're going to Australian paradise, we're going to smash it, and I'm gonna have a brilliant time." "Gary says that we're going to Whitsunday's and I'm like huh?" "But it's not Sunday." "I don't understand what you're talking about." "So basically Holly, we're going to Australian paradise." "[cheering]" "¶" "There's just me, Sophie and Joel left in the house." "What the fuck?" "What the hell happened last night?" "I don't see how James and Gary can ever be friends again after last night." "I said to Gary, I was like, both of yous are in the wrong and in the right in so many ways." "So it's not that you're all tease in the wrong, or you're in the wrong." "Yous both have your reasons and yous just need to resolve them." "I don't know where the others have gone but I hope that they're not having fun, because Gary was in the wrong as well and why should he get treated for his behavior while" "James gets punished?" "We're the only ones with positive energy where we can bring this back." "¶" "¶" "I can't express enough how nice this place is." "It is like paradise." "¶" "This place is absolute paradise." "I'm so glad I'm here and not stuck at home listening to" "Charlotte have a shit." "¶" "It's time." "There's only three of us." "It' a nice day, so we're gonna go to the beach like proper Aussie's." "It looks like if you kicked it, it would cave in." "Oh, for fuck sake." "I hate the yute." "The day the yute dies and goes to heaven, will be the day I celebrate." "Brake!" "Oh fuck." "Oh my God, this is the best day ever." "Is everyone all right?" "Is anyone hurt?" "No, I'm shaking like a leaf though." "I hurt my knee a bit but I shit when I got out of the car, not when we crashed." "[laughter]" "I've got whiplash." "Gary, for the sake of the trip, I've decided to put all things that happened last night behind us." "Okay." "Even after last night, and all the shit that happened with me and Vicky, we're actually getting on well." "So is everyone." "Moral is high and we're having a good time." "Hurray." "I feel like Gary is genuinely contrite over what he said about me." "However, for what happened between him and James," "I feel like he's not sorry in the slightest." "He feels no remorse and no guilt, because he wanted it to happen." "And then I feel deep down, he's a little bit pleased." "We'll go and do something first, now, which will be wicked." "Oh, you've crammed us with activities haven't ya?" "These are gonna be wicked." "You're nervous, but you'll be excited." "We're off to do a crocodile safari in the wild in the middle of no where." "It's gonna be unreal." "Whoa, I actually like, quite like crocodiles." "Like, it's better than seeing something like, birds." "[gate cranks up]" "Bye!" "¶" "Everyone's buzzin'." "Eventually I've actually planned something that everyone enjoys and we're gonna have a good time." "Box." "Tick." "Hey." "Oh my God." "If I could be any animal, I'd be a crocodile." "Crock life." "He's just chillin'." "I'm not gonna lie to ya, seeing these crocodiles in their natural habitat isn't exactly making me think there's more to life than Jaeger bombs and fake tan." "But it is providing a different perspective." "Oh my gosh." "That was worth seeing that one, wasn't it?" "Yeah." "That was massive." "The others would be well jealous that we're here." "I bet they're just sitting at home fingering the kite and carbing the pump." "¶" "I want to have a good time today so we're going to the beach and we're trying to do an Aussie tradition." "Boomerang." "What the fuck?" "Stop it." "Joel?" "What is that?" "Did you and Gary like have a bit of an argument last night?" "No, no, no, it wasn't an argument." "Like, I went up to see him 'cause he, I kind of felt like he was on his own." "Even though I was trying to prove to everyone that" "I was over him, the only person I wanted to prove to really, was Gary." "Like I would never want to lose Mitch, ever, never." "Not even Gary's worth that." "I feel as though it's mission accomplished, and now" "I can start thinking about making a friendship with Gary." "I know." "I know, exactly." "I'm so proud of Charlotte for coming this far and not being able to go anywhere next to him." "And I'm starting to believe now that they are totally over." "Go on, Joel." "Nah." "¶" "I'm off to see the boss, Steve." "And I just hope he forgives us and lets us back in." "¶" "Hey there, big fella." "How are ya, man?" "I deserve a boligan, but I just hope that Steve will let us back in that house eventually." "Been up to a bit of bloody mischief again, aye?" "Aye, a little bit." "Fucking violence doesn't solve anything, bro." "It really doesn't." "Use your fucking noggin." "Mmm hmm." "It's just terrible bull shit." "I've learned me lesson, and I really regret losing my cool." "I'm not gonna let you back in just yet, mate." "That's as simple as that." "You wanna pet me collie?" "[laughter]" "¶" "All about the love." "So tonight is hippie night." "Me, Charlotte, and Joel are just gonna bite the bullet, have a good time and enjoy ourselves." "This is the wig that's going on." "Is it Vicky's wig?" "Yeah." "Oh my God." "Don't worry about it." "She'll never know." "I just hope that the other guys are getting punished, because they are all trouble makers." "Holly constantly kicks off, Gaz kicks off all the time, Scott punches walls, and Vicky kisses everyone in sight." "Oh my God." "[laughter]" "Let's hit the club, man." "Yeah, man, let's do it." "I wanna get so fucked up, man." "¶" "Tonight, for the first time ever, it's just single people out, having fun, pullin', with no hassle, and no one shouting at ya." "I can't wait." "¶" "Tonight, the bar we're going to is a backpacker bar, where I'm gonna give them something to put in their fucking backpack." "Right off." "Yeah, right off." "Scott and Gaz definitely are here to pull." "It's their singles' trip at the end of the day." "A million and ten percent they are out to pull tonight." "Singles' night!" "Aye, aye." "[cheering] [club music]" "We hit Momma Africa, and I'm not surprised at what people are wearing." "There's not a fucking stiletto in sight." "But do I give a fuck?" "No, cause I'm a Geordie Girl, and that's not gonna change just 'cause I'm in the Whitsunday's." "[club music]" "I do have a backpack." "If you had told me to dress code, I could of wore it." "There's a couple of decent birds in this bar but the majority of them look like squirrels on super nuts." "[club music]" "This trip was an amazing idea." "Hopefully when we get back we can just rebuild the family again." "[club music]" "Hippies would not have alcohol because they're high on peace and the euphoric feeling of love and sex and orgasms." "But this time around, we're gonna get fucked because we're meat eating mortal hippies who just love to shag." "[club music]" "Hippies make the best of a bad situation." "They don't need material things to have a good time." "They don't need anything." "They just use love." "All the angry people have just gone to be angry with each other and it's just left with the peacemakers." "¶" "I am so mortal." "I'm the mortalist I've ever probably been in Australia yet, and I'm dressed as a hippie." "[club music]" "Me and Holly are about to reveal the fact that we're massive fucking bitches." "We're now having the best time on this trip with Scott and" "Gary, but we have been slagging them off a little bit and" "I'm fucking shitting' me self to tell them." "So the lasses are telling me that they've been slagging' me off behind me back." "Well then, go write in your fucking diary." "Everyone in the house slags me and Scott off." "It's no skin off my nose and I sill have a fucking mint time." "The lads totally take it on the chin." "All smiles, not even bothered." "I should slag them off a bit more then." "¶" "Cheers!" "We came to the conclusion if me and Scott pull, one's in the bedroom, one's on the sofa." "¶" "Gary and Scott are competing for the same lass." "This never goes well, and our trip was going sunny up until now." "¶" "I'm not intentionally trying to cock block, but for some reason she's just completely interested in my boobs, and I'm sorry but they are attention seekers." "They do just wanna come out sometimes." "¶" "Schnazenell." "This girl knows what's up." "Go on Gaz, you can bang her." "I've got this bird, I need to get back to that apartment, get in the double bed before Scott." "Fuck, not going on that sofa." "¶" "Charlotte is fucked." "What is going on with her?" "What's happened to her?" "She's gone." "¶" "I feel like going out as hippies, doesn't make a bloody difference." "You better get to bed and we're gonna put a blanket on you and then you'll go to sleep." "Me, Sophie, and Joe are making the best of a bad situation." "The others have fucked up and left us, and James has been kicked out." "But do we give a fuck?" "No, we fucking don't." "¶" "I've had so much fun, it was just such a laugh." "It was good for once, not to watch boys pulling', not to watch people arguing', not to watch people get jealous over people." "I don't want anyone to come back." "I can't be arsed for anymore arguing'." "All I want is peace." "For fuck's sake." "I don't even know where the anger stems from." "Like it just comes from nowhere." "One minute I'm so happy, and the next I'm a psycho." "[Holly screaming]" "Can I please come in, please?" "[Holly screaming]" "We realized that we've got to hang around and wait for the lads, and that irritates her." "Why should they think they're better than us?" "Why should they think we have to wait for them?" "That was horrible." "That was horrible." "Fucking pathetic." "Gary." "Gary." "[arguing]" "After all that graft Gaz put in, and his bird's ran away." "I wonder what the fuck he said to her." "Get Scott." "The fact of the matter is, the girls got off cause the lads were acting like twats." "I'm gonna pick you up, and we're going back to the car and we're going fucking home." "Go and fucking jump in that fence." "You're a fucking idiot." "I would love to tell you what's wrong with Holly." "I would love to pinpoint exactly what it is that makes her so completely irate at times, but the fact is, I can't because" "I'm not a licensed medical professional." "[Holly screaming]" "I don't care what you do." "[Holly screaming]" "Now our whole night is dedicated to getting Holly home and getting her in bed." "This singles' trip was not meant to be like this." "I don't care." "I honestly couldn't give a fuck." "Fine." "Idiot." "¶"

"11th January 1982." "Until that day, there were no major skirmishes... between the Bombay police and the underworld... that the public remembered." "I was all fired up... to change the course of history." "I am..." "Manya Surve!" "I am Assistant Commissioner of Police, Afaaque Baagraan." "I was to change the course of history." "Until that day, the police force was shackled by laws and directives." "I unshackled them!" "This is the tale of that very first police encounter." "Manohar..." "Manohar..." "Manohar... what's the answer to the fifth question?" "Show me." "Sir!" "Yes 7" "Okay." "What's up, Manohar?" "All good." "Through with your tests?" "Yes ." "How did you do?" "Good." "How long are you going to sulk?" "You look better when you smile." "Here..." " Don't talk to me!" "Couldn't you help me?" "It was one question..." "What's wrong is wrong and..." "'And I never do anything wrong!" "'" "Tell me something... we've been seeing each other for four years." "We love each other but you've never taken me to your place... you haven't introduced me to your mother yet!" "Now isn't that wrong?" "All in good time." "'All in good time!" "'" "I haven't met your family yet, wonder when you will meet my family!" "I will do both!" "But first stop sulking and stop fighting." "You fight when someone hurts you..." "And it hurts when you love someone." "Right?" "Have this." "Will you marry me even if your mother doesn't approve of me?" "No way!" "I'll go with my mother's choice." "Mom..." "Come." "Manohar..." "This is Vidya." "I told you about her." "Season's greetings." "Today is a very auspicious day!" "Come in..." "Manya is lucky to have you." "What's a sweet girl like her doing with you?" "Well... she loves him." "And why not?" "This family is famous for two things." "Mom's chicken gravy and her blue-eyed boy." "Dada..." "Aren't you on the run?" "On the run for what?" "Just because I beat up Bhatkars goon and broke his ribs?" "When you aren't here, Bhatkars goons harass us." "They ask about you." "How long do we continue like this?" "When will this be over?" "It will be over soon, trust me." "Once I get rid of Bhatkar, everything will be fine." "Don't think about this." "You should think about Manya's wedding." "It will be a grand event." "We'll put up lights for three days and play movies for everyone." "Bhargav." " Manohar." "What the.." "Leave me." "Leave me." "Leave me." "Manohar, why don't you do something?" "What if he is your step-brother?" "Save him..." "Or he will die." "Save him..." "I've grown up with what you saw today." "My step-dad could barely afford to feed us... but he beat the hell out of us!" "My mom... she was so busy saving me from his rage"" "...that she forgot to save herself." "That is why graduating from college is very important for me." "I could have told you the answer during the test... but I don't want to do anything that will bring down my ambition." "Once I graduate and get a job..." "I will walk away from it all." "Don't worry, Manohar." "Everything will be okay." "Can you not be on time for once?" "The test results are out today." "I went to the temple to pray." "Oh please!" "My mom and dad will be here soon." "But first the results." "You have to meet them." "Of course!" "Oh yes." " Vishal..." " Yes." "Roll number 118... what did I score?" "Let me check." "3-0-2!" "Section 302." "What will you do with the result?" "Even if the ink in your pen is clean... you have rogue blood running through your veins." "What did I do?" "You and your brother are charged with murder." "But I did nothing." "Why are you hitting me?" "Are you embarrassed of being hit in front of everyone?" "Weren't you embarrassed when you committed murder?" "This is not right, sir." "You stopped a policeman?" "How dare you?" "Why are you beating him up?" "Stop." "What's going on?" "Who is he?" "I don't know." "Open it." "Please let me go." "I studied hard so that I could be an honest family man like you." "Please!" "Ho nest?" "What makes you think I am honest?" "My own kids think I'm a scoundrel." "Sir, this will ruin my life." "Please, I did nothing wrong." "You are right." "You did nothing wrong." "Your father did everything wrong." "He gave birth to two rascals!" "Book him under section 302!" "Sir..." "Get in!" "To hell with Bombay Police!" "You tricked me... you betrayed" "Shut up!" "Shut up!" "Your game is over." " Pawar..." " Yes sir." " Take us to Sion Hospital." " Okay." "All of you have betrayed us." "If you had respected the police uniform.." "...you wouldn't be down in the dust." "I'll be down in the dust the day I turn into ash." "I am still alive." "Your bullets turned out to be useless." "I'm surprised... your blood seems to have run dry... but you haven't lost the nerve!" "You know, destiny gives everyone their fair share of life... but now your destiny has reached it's end." "First bring the criminals sentenced for life." "Come on." "Get in line." "Move." "He won't be hungry." "Rather than let your share of food go waste, it's better that Sheikh Munir has everything from your plate." "You shared your meal with me, so I owe you." "Otherwise you would be lying on this table like your brother." "Remember this... in here you can fight, kill or be killed." "But you can't talk." "Never talk to the jailer." "Get it?" "Who was it?" "I don't know." "I didn't see the face." "It's your first day in here and you're talking like a pro!" "If your fancy dress competition is over, can I leave?" "Let them go and lock up Potya in a solitary cell." "Munir... thank you." "You can drop the thank you." "Two bottles of alcohol is the price... to kill you and your brother." "Whom did you kill?" "No one..." "I am innocent." "You know, an innocent in a jail"" ""and a condom in a brothel have absolutely no value!" "You look for one, you'll get a thousand!" "The thing is he got one bottle"" ""and in four weeks Potya will be released... and head for the second bottle." "That means, you have four weeks to live and..." "Potya has four weeks to drink." "No." "I have four weeks to plan." "And who will help you?" "You!" "Why would I do that?" "Because you owe me-." "If you don't go up to heaven, one day you will surely reach the top." "When is the wedding?" "Next month... but I haven't said 'yes'." "Why not?" "Whom are you waiting for'?" "You!" "Don't you want me to wait for you?" "You wouldn't ask if you really wanted to!" "If you weren't locked up in here, I wouldn't need to ask!" "Is it my fault that I am in here?" "Are you saying that I am to blame for this?" "When you know the answer, why do you want me to say it?" "Are you fighting with me or breaking up with me?" "I am doing precisely what you are here for!" "I am giving you your freedom." "Freedom isn't meant for either of us." "You are locked up in jail and I am paying the price for it." "What price are you talking about?" "You are out in the open." "You can get married to anyone you want." "You can live the life both of us dreamed of." "What do you want me to do?" "Say 'yes'." "Manohar..." "Your test results..." "It doesn't matter anymore." "Hello." "Hello." "Manya... this is Veera." "Hello." "He is so strong he can crush anyone." "The inmates fear Potya... but they not only fear Veera, they also respect him." "If anyone can help you... it is Veera." "What do you want?" "I want to learn from you." "Everybody wants to learn... but fighting isn't for kids." "And I'm not a kid." "I'll do everything you say." "It's the student that makes his master great." "If Eklavya hadn't cut off his thumb... no one would remember Drona today." "I'm ready to become Eklavya." "He cut off his own thumb..." "I'll cut off my own hand." "What do you say?" "In that case, you found Drona!" "The Olympic games state... victory and defeat don't matter... you have to play with pride." "I say to hell with pride, 'cause here your life is at stake!" "Kill or be killed!" "Manya..." "Manya, use the knife!" "The new don of Yerwada prison..." "Manya Surve." "A man has to become an animal before he can become a human being." "I chose the opposite route." "You will always be an animal.." ""And that's why you will die a dog's death!" "All thanks to the police." "Mothers don't give birth to criminals... it's the police that makes criminals out of men!" "It I hadn't killed Potya, he would've killed me." "Death was always eager to close in on you." "But you are fortunate that.." "...life surrendered to your charm once again." "I am shocked, officer." "I thought you are a coward who shoots fake bullets... but you are also a philosopher." "When I was in prison using my charm to seduce life... what were you up to?" "Back in those days the Mastan gang was terrorizing Bombay." "And the cops were helpless because"" "...the laws and official diktats gave no recourse." "Move back." "Sir!" "Did you take the victim's statement?" "She is in no state to talk... and I'm in no state to face her." "Careful." "Help her to sit." "Cover him." "Step out." "I can't change what has happened... but I promise that no one else will go through this pain again." "And for that I need you to help me." "Don't be afraid... tell me what happened." "My husband and I came from Lucknow to celebrate our honeymoon." "We had returned from watching a movie... and my husband was taking the key to our room." "That's when those goons came down and kept staring at me." "My husband and I came up to our room." "I was in the bathroom when..." "Where's she?" "Where's she?" " What happened?" "Move!" "There were two jerks." "Only the Mastan gang is capable of such atrocious acts." "Question the hotel staff and watchman." "No one will testify." "Why not?" "If they don't talk, torture them until they do." "We will torture them, but they will kill them." "Who will testify against the Mastan gang"" ""and see their kids become orphans?" "I have promised the girl that..." "I won't let anyone else suffer what she went through." "Is that promise worthless?" "At a time when even the cops are worthless"" "...you are holding on to a promise?" "Stop talking like a coward!" "We are responsible for what happened to her." "I agree someone else stripped her... but it's our apathy that ripped away her dignity." "And to make things worse... you talk to him." "Salaam-walekum." "Waleku m-a-salaam." "Bhende... his polite mannerisms are very potent." "Congratulations." "I mean, you solved another big case." "So, what do you think?" "I don't think it was difficult." "The crime took place in a crowded area... so you have plenty of eye-witnesses." "And our cops are renowned for their competence." "When a lion grows old, even dogs bark at him." "You too can say what you want." "Tomorrow when you print this report in your newspaper... the morale of the cops will go for a toss!" "What morale are you talking about?" "The eunuchs have better morale than the cops." "I mean, you can blame nature for their plight... but what's your excuse?" "Giving advice is easy, Sadik." "Do you have a solution?" "Of course, I do." "Come." "Have you seen the film, 'Sholay'?" "Not another story!" "There was a dialogue in that film..." "'Only iron can cut iron.'" "What are you getting at?" "Zubair and Dilawar Haksar." "Constable llmtiaz's sons?" "Yes ." "Since you can't get Dharmendra and Amitabh from Sholay... you'll have to make do with them." "Where can I find them?" "Salaam-walekum." "Salaam-walekum." " Salam!" "Salaam-walekum." "Salaam-walekum." "Salaam-walekum." "Hey!" "Dilawar..." "Name?" "Zubair lmtiaz Haksar." "Dilawar lmtiaz Haksar." "Get inside." "I want you to work for me." "Doing what?" "The same thing you were doing back there." "You mean what the cops don't have the guts to do." "No, I mean, what the cops aren't permitted to do." "I want this city clean... and for that it's important to wipe out the Mastan gang." "With that sort of cleaning... the streets of Bombay will be drenched in blood, not soap water." "Will do." "The cops won't trouble you, I can guarantee you that." "I'm impressed." "That sounds like Subhash Chandra Bose's independence slogan..." "'Give me your blood and I'll give you your freedom.'" "Do you accept?" "We'll think about it." "Dilawar said, we'll think about it." "You're saying 'Sholay'.." "...transformed Dilawar and Zubair from a spark to a flame?" "'Sholay' did a lot more." "Sadik believed himself to be..." "'Thakur' and Dilawar and Zubair as his 'Jai and Veeru'." "Under that presumption... he published the pictures of Yakub and Batla in his newspaper." "Walekum, Sadik." "Waleku m-a-salaam..." "Check out the first page." "I can't believe you published their pictures." "Is that a wise move?" "It's the truth." "It may not be wise to speak the truth... but it's better than to lie like a coward." "Sometimes cowardice helps people stay alive." "It's heartening to see the concern in your advice." "Here." "Well, it's our duty to warn you." "And it's my duty to publish the facts." "As long as you are around, I have nothing to worry." "Did you meet Bhende?" "You recommended us to him?" "You want us to work for the cops?" "Not at all." "In fact, the cops will work for you." "Is that so?" " Shinde..." " Yes sir." "Get the Head Office to send an arrest warrant for Batla and Yakub." "Bhende, request for ammunition from the armory." "Keep the force on standby." "We have to move fast." "Their pictures and address are out in the newspaper." "We have all the information except their blood group." "The newspaper has made our task easy." "The least we can do is arrest them." "No cops have ever entered that area." "I know." "That's why those scoundrels do what they want, wherever they want to." "I am going there to arrest them." "You are welcome to come along." "We will go in wearing uniforms and come out in a shroud." "Let's tie the shroud on our head." "Once we arrest Yakub and Batla, we can pin the medals on our uniform." "What do you say?" "Let's go!" "Everybody wants to be a hero." "Amitabh Bachchan has brainwashed everybody!" "How much?" " .50 paise." "It can't get easier than this." "He is alone." "A bull may stand alone but... his flock is sure to be around." "What?" "11 o'clock." "2 o'clock." "What's our move?" "12 to 3 is yours." "Bhende, you take on 3 to 6." "And I will handle 6 to 12." "What happened?" "Forget it." "Yakub..." "Your picture doesn't do you justice." "You are more fearsome in real life." "Do you have any idea what you've just said?" "How dare you come into my area and insult me?" "Come along quietly or... this picture will be part of tomorrow's obituary column." "Who are you?" "Afaaque Baagraan..." " Tea." "Inspector Afaaque Baagraan." "You are here to take me away?" "Yes ." "How?" "Police van." "There's no police van that can hold Yakub Lala." "In that case..." "I'll call for an ambulance." "Don't move or you're dead." "Sit!" "Move." "Move." "Take him." "That was a fabulous sequence." "You should sell it to a film producer." "Instead of a medal, you'll get money." "I got something better than medals and money." "Satisfaction." "Satisfaction that Bombay had... one less scoundrel to fear." "While you arrested one... two more were planning their escape from Ratnagiri prison." "Manya!" "Come." "Manya!" "Mince meat for lunch?" "You're right!" "I am sure I have sautéed potato." "What did I tell you?" "Sautéed potato and okra!" "I'm tired of this." "The okra is good." "What do you think you're doing?" " Where's your lunch box?" " I don't have one." "Your wife didn't pack lunch for you today?" "She gave nothing!" "That's nothing new." " Hello?" " Your wife cooks mince meat well." "Can't stop licking my fingers." "Didn't she pack that for your son's lunch?" "Who is this?" "Batla!" "Where is my son?" "He is in school right now." "But when they have their lunch break in 30 minutes... and your son opens his lunch box... instead of mince meat, he will get a bomb." "And instead of your son, you will get mince meat." "Ambat, trace this call and get Batla's location." "Bhende, head to the school with a squad." "Okay." "Get the car." "Sir!" "Listen... check the classrooms on the ground floor and also check the ground." "Okay." "Move it!" "Hey..." " What?" "You do something wrong and we'll stop you." "You commit a crime and we'll shoot you." "As long as you're around, so will we." "And this strife will continue... strife will continue." "No, sir..." "But we never drag our family into this mess." "You better remember this, Batla." "Take him away." "Come on." "Let's go." "Come on." "Listen... the law doesn't allow me to grant you this right." "But my religion doesn't allow me to snatch this right from you." "Take this..." "Take this..." "And do as you wish." "You and me aren't very different." "Our weakness was our family." "You saved your son... and were proclaimed a hero." "While I saved my brother and was branded zero." "You could've become a better person in prison, if you wanted to." "But it's more tempting to become completely ruthless, isn't it?" "Second chances are found only in stories... not real life." "My story was set in stone the day... that crook Inspector Ambolkar falsely accused me in the police FIR." "Is that why you.." "...got a string of FIR's in every police station in Bombay?" "No, I did something else before that." "Munir..." "We haven't done anything yet... we haven't even joined a gang." "And this is where you want to be." "That's because... over here you don't need to be married to enjoy the benefits." "Hey look, I am that Bruce... who has practiced self control for 8 long years!" "At least let me take a look and... find out if my pistons are in order." "You don't need to check." "Weapons catch rust, warriors don't." "You're right!" "Moreover, Romeo's are in short supply here, not Juliet's!" ""Only for a clay."" ""For a moment."" ""I want to be your bride for a day."" ""I've been waiting 79' You"." ""Let me bathe in this fragrance of love."" ""Only for a clay."" ""She'll steal your heart."" ""She'll steal your life."" ""She'll steal your loyalty."" ""Laila's gonna.."" ""Laila's gonna.."" ""Laila's gonna rob you clean."" ""Laila's gonna rob you clean."" ""She'll take one look at you."" ""She'll pierce your heart."" ""She'll take one look at you."" ""She'll pierce your heart."" ""She'll change the ambiance."" ""Laila's gonna rob you clean."" ""Laila's gonna rob you clean."" ""She makes your heart throb."" ""Her attitude's unique."" ""She can enthrall you."" ""Make you unconscious."" ""Lovers hover around her."" ""She can do anything."" ""Laila's gonna rob you clean."" ""Laila's gonna rob you clean."" ""Laila's got intoxicating eyes."" ""Her attitude so enthralling."" ""She's got a sexy gait."" ""She's just awesome."" ""And that curvy waist."" ""She's not going to spare you."" ""Laila's gonna rob you clean."" ""Laila's gonna rob you clean."" ""She'll steal your heart."" ""She'll steal your life."" ""She'll steal your heart."" ""She'll steal your life."" ""She'll steal your loyalty."" ""Laila's gonna rob you clean."" ""Laila's gonna rob you clean."" ""Laila's gonna rob you clean."" "Hey... come with me." "Let me go!" " I said, come." " Leave my hand!" "Why are you forcing her?" "She's a prostitute." "And a prostitute has no rights in a brothel." "She is a woman too." "And every woman has a right." "Are you her pimp?" "Your first mistake was to grab her hand." "Your second mistake was to hit her." "I suggest you don't make another mistake." "Because if you do, I'll hit you so much... that your body won't know which wound hurts the most!" "Wow!" "Women have been controlling men right from the Garden of Eden." "An apple is all I asked for and... you threw me out of paradise!" "One look at the emperor... and the empire changed hands..." "What will become of you?" "The one whose hand you are holding is my sweetheart." "If she is your sweetheart, she doesn't belong in a brothel." "She deserves a mansion... where people respect her and not pay to use her!" "It's not his mistake." "He protected me." "Thank you." "Hold on." "I can't accept your money." "Let me know if you have any work for me." "Fine." "Come to Mohammad Ali Road tomorrow." "Where at Mohammed Ali Road?" "You don't enter an empire and ask for the emperor's address." "The lowered heads of the slaves will lead you on the right path." "Allah-hafiz!" "Salaam-walekum..." "I am Sheikh Mohammed Yunus Munir." "Born in Bhiwandi, that's where I grew up and earned my notoriety." "At the age of 11 I committed my first robbery and... at the age of 13 I went to prison for the first time." "As soon as I turned 18, I was sentenced for 8 years." "That's enough!" "You are going to ask for work, not for your dad's dowry!" "Jerk!" "Either way, I have to ask." "And I request you not to create any trouble." "Also button up your shirt, don't try to be a stud!" "Salaam-walekum, bhai." "Walekum." "I am Sheikh Mohammed Yunus Munir." "Born in Bhiwandi, that's where I grew up and earned my notoriety." "At the age of 11 I committed my first robbery and... at the age of 13 I went to prison for the first time." "What can you do?" "Whatever you want me to." "Kidnapping, arson, robbery, murder, rape... if the girl is pretty." "What can you do?" "A human body has 206 bones"" ""and the Indian constitution defines 1670 laws." "I break everything from bones to laws." "Crops..." "Rain helps crops grow, not thunder." "If I wanted to grow crops, I'd till the land in a village..." "I wouldn't come to the city to use a gun." "That's the way he talks." "We just want to work with you." "Dilawar.." "But you sure use your mouth a lot." "It's better than licking someone's behind!" "This is my brother, Dilawar." "Don't stare at him or raise your voice with him." "Get it?" "What?" "What?" "If today weren't the first day of Ramadan... we'd sell your flesh at the abattoir!" "Talk some sense into him." "It's your territory." "Every lion has a territory." "Hey!" "Not just this territory." "You can go anywhere in Bombay... there's only one lion..." "Zubair lmtiaz Haksar." "Take your friend and go away." "Don't you ever come back." "I will." "And the day I come back... the jungle will be the same... but a different lion." "Manya..." "let's go"" "I warned you not to create any trouble." "Now we are doomed." "No other gang in Bombay will ever hire us." "I don't want to join someone's gang." "I will start my own gang." "Sounds like a plan but... two people don't make a gang." "Who do we take on?" "Here you go." " Thank you, madam." " Okay." "Ladies and gentlemen, today you can beat this wrestler." "Five rupees!" "For five rupees you get five minutes to vent your anger on him." "Had a tough morning with your wife?" "The boss chew your brains all day?" "Rising inflation eating your wages?" "Your wife trying to seduce your neighbor'?" "Worried your salary will never be enough?" "This is your chance to vent your anger!" "Come- on!" "Time up..." "That's it!" "You are ours for the next 10 minutes." "What are you doing here?" "We want to recruit you in our gang." "If I join you, I won't be alive for long." "You jerk, you call this life?" "You were better off in prison." "At least you commanded respect." "Don't you raise your hand." "We paid the kid." "Listen, Veera..." "I can't guarantee that you will have a respectable life." "But I assure, you will be respected as long as you live." "What do you say?" "I am not as learned as you are." "But life has taught me that"" "...friends and opportunities don't come by often." "Why did you hit me?" "Your time is up!" "This is Gyancho, a shooter." "Is that really your name?" "I was kidding... sit." "What will you have?" "Milk?" "Ice cream?" "Veera, get some ice cream for the kid." "Very funny!" "Now can we get down to business?" "Business?" "So, instead of playing with marbles, you're playing with bullets." "Enough!" " Or else..." " Or else what?" "You'll go to your mom and cry?" "I'll shoot you!" "You jerk, you'll shoot me?" "If you act smart, you won't be left with any marbles at all!" "Punk!" "Son-of-a" "Talk about being childish!" "Learn to handle the weapon before you learn to shoot." "Otherwise it may go off at the wrong place." "Now that you think I'm a child... do you want to see what I can do?" "You are so full of yourself!" "Yes, I am." "Because every bullet fired from my gun... salutes my marksmanship... before taking out my mark!" "Okay..." "Veera, give me a grape." "Here." "Let's see what you can do." "Manya, are you crazy?" "What if he misses?" "You'll never know." "You brought him, didn't you?" "Now it's either you or the grape." "Veera, why didn't you get a watermelon today?" "!" "Not from here... from there." " Manya.." "Manya, we want a shooter." "Not an Olympic gold medalist..." "Right?" "Take it easy, you jerk!" "Now that was a first." "Grape blows up there and the juice flows down there!" "Get in." "Get in." "Don't move." "Get down." "You too." "Come on." "Hand over the money." "Don't move or I'll shoot." "Quiet!" "Let's go, Manya," "I've told you a million times..." "Bhatkar Dada rules over Agar Bazaar area." "And only he can demand a share from the sales." "Yet you've come back!" "What's your answer to Manya Surve?" "You want an answer for Manya Surve?" "You want an answer?" "Here..." "Come- on!" "Now who the hell are you?" "Manohar Arjun Surve." "Manya Surve." "Did you just piss in your pants?" "From now on every time you hear my name... you will pee in fear!" "I will pay you every week." "I swear..." "I will." "Look what's written." "What are you reading?" "The article says Pappu Patil is terrified and... has refused to divulge the name of the assailant." "According to sources it was Manya Surve." "His terror has been spreading"" "...all over Dadar and Agar Bazaar like wildfire." "So tell me... what do you want to talk about?" "We've heard that you don't have children." "Yeah." "Hence, we've found an heir for you." "Really?" "Starting today 50 %of your illegal earnings belong to Manya Surve." "When you retire in a few years, he will take over everything." "Some years ago a cockroach like you stepped up to become the don." "I gave him the same example but he ignored it." "And he was squashed." "What was his name..." "Surve..." "Bhargav Surve." "Moreover..." "I even got Ambolkar to arrest his younger brother under section 302." "I had them killed in prison." "That was the end of them." "If you had given us our share, instead of narrating this tale... your story wouldn't end today." "What do you mean?" "I guess you didn't hear my name." "Manya Surve." "Bhargav Surve's younger brother." "You're going to kill me here in this market?" "What about him?" " What's your name?" " Jamaal." "You want to work?" "Yeah." "What did you do for him?" "I was his bodyguard." "Come." "Now you have to guard our bodies!" "Tell me something... what does your name mean?" "Gyancho means someone who is very intelligent." "What can you teach us today?" "So, my teaching for today." "A man's world revolves around his girl." "And there are three chapters to every girl." "Chapter one..." "When you are trying to charm her.." "...you sing Kishore Kumar's love songs." ""The beautiful evening..."" ""Close to my heart."" " Correct." "You charm her and you start seeing her." "Chapter two..." "Sing songs by Rafi." "When you've already charmed her, why do you need Rafi's songs?" "Idiot!" "Don't you want some excitement?" "Rafi's super romantic songs are perfect for that." ""I can never forget."" ""The moments spent together"" "What's the third chapter?" "Chapter three..." "Songs by Mukesh." "When the girl breaks your heart and leaves you all alone..." "Mukesh's soulful songs are like.." "...a balm that will soothe your heartbreak." "And then?" "What else?" "Start with Kishore all over again... and a new girl." "And romance will blossom one again." "The 'Kishore, Rafi, Mukesh' cycle keeps turning." "Rascals!" "Waiter." " Yes sir." " What the hell is this?" "How can they use such language?" "Cheers!" "Excuse me, sir... please don't use such language." "The other guests are complaining." "Brilliant!" "It's acceptable if he says 'fuck' in English..." "But he has a problem, if we use a cuss word in Hindi?" "Tell that English speaking idiot, 'Be Indian, Abuse Indian'." "Now get lost!" "Some people have nothing better to do." "Excuse me gentlemen, is there a problem?" "I'm the manager here." " What the"" "Sorry, madam, we were only kidding." "Enjoy your meal." ""Hey Manya.."" ""Listen Manya."" ""Hey Manya.."" ""Listen Manya."" ""Let the booze flow."" ""Just live your life."" ""Hey Manya.."" ""Listen Manya."" ""Hey Manya.."" ""Listen Manya."" ""Wonder where I lost track of life."" ""All my dreams were shattered."" ""The wind drifted us apart."" ""We danced to the tunes of fate."" ""The intoxication soothes my pain."" ""Let the booze flow."" ""Hey Manya.."" ""Listen Manya."" ""Let the booze flow."" ""Let the booze flow."" ""Just live your life."" "After returning to Bombay didn't you meet your mother?" "If I had been released from prison, I would have." "But when you escape from prison.." "...you don't find your mother on that path." "A mother always forgives her children." "She would've forgiven you." "No, she wouldn't... because I was her last hope." "Now she had given up on that hope too." "So you lost your sweetheart and your mother." "No... my sweetheart was waiting to be found." ""I felt so lifeless."" ""without You}." ""Now we're happy, let there be no pain."" ""Only love." "Only love."" ""Where will my passion take me?"" ""I feel alive now.."" "When did you start coming here?" "When you couldn't make it anymore." "I've heard your prayers are answered at this temple." "Now I believe it's true." "I had lost hope of seeing you here." "You have a habit of... giving up too soon." "While you have a habit of fighting." "You fight when someone hurts you." "And it hurts when you love someone." "I've heard that it hurts less as time passes by." "That's a lie." "The pain in my heart hasn't gone away.." "...since the day you married someone else." "What if I tell you that even after a year I still yearned for you... would that reduce your pain?" "And after that?" "Well, my parents stopped nagging me.." ""And I didn't have to say 'yes' anymore." ""I felt lost after we separated."" ""Don't ever leave me again."" ""Take me in your arms."" ""Don't ever shatter my dreams."" ""Now that we're together."" ""Let there be no sorrows." "Only love."" ""Come closer, my fate."" ""That's what I pray for."" ""My heart says.."" "".." "I want to be yours."" ""That-s my prayer."" ""That-s my prayer."" ""Where will my passion take me?"" ""I feel alive now in your eyes."" ""The sky cried along with me."" "Hey..." "I want four boxes." "Ambolkar... remember me?" "Are you a Bollywood star that I should know you?" "Manohar Arjun Surve." "Okay?" "Remember Bhargav Surve?" "College test results... section 302..." "Bhatkar's bribe..." "Of course!" "When did you get out of prison?" "I escaped." "Now you want to fight with a cop?" "I've been fighting with every cop because of you." "All cops are scoundrels!" "Remember what you had said?" "You said, 'my mother made a mistake, not me'." "Now you will regret why your father ever slept with your mother!" "I have a family..." "please forgive me." "Why?" "You had said, your family knows you are a scoundrel." "It won't make a difference to your family." "You enjoyed bringing the Bombay police down on it's knees." "And today your knees have given way." "What are you looking at?" "Your watch." "It's a cheap HMT watch." "Not a Rolex gifted by a don." "How does it matter, officer?" "Both display the time... but yours is also displaying your intention." "What do you mean?" "When you got into this vehicle, it was five past two." "Now it's 3 o'clock." "It takes 10 to 12 minutes to drive from Wadala College to Sion Hospital." "And 15 minutes if we're caught in traffic." "You've been driving around in circles... hoping that time will do the job your bullets failed to do." "But I won't die so easily." "If I can fire 10 bullets at you in a crowded area..." "I can easily fire one bullet through your head when we're alone." "You are still breathing as these wheels are turning because..." "I am interested in your story." "And I want to know what happened next." "It's in your interest to keep talking.." ""And don't try to change the end." "You will die, Manya because... while you were alive you made life hell for the police force and... even God's mercy can't save you today." "This place is awesome." "Imagine all the hot girls..." "It doesn't matter..." "Once the lights go off, all girls are Hema Malini and I am Shah Jahan!" "Shah Jahan was an idiot to build the Taj Mahal." "What would you have built?" " The Qutub Minarl" " Why?" "Because it's tall and it's been standing erect for all these years!" "This table is reserved." "Is it still reserved?" "No, sir." "Sorry." " For whom is it reserved?" " For Zubair." "For 365 days a year, this table, just like the rest of the city is... reserved for it's rightful owner." "Dogs mark their territory by pissing around the place... since when do lions do the same?" "You're funny." "Instead of becoming a don, I suggest you become a clown." "Do you think if you hire local goons and get rid of a cop... you own this table?" "Of course I do!" "This table and this city." "I guess you don't know the difference between owner and gatekeeper." " Son-of-a" " No... today is the festival of Gudi Padwa and... on this day we don't get into a fight." "Moreover, I am grateful to your brother." "If he hadn't hit me back then... today I would've been standing behind you." "You'd stand behind me and stab my back." "The day I attack, I'll make sure I stab your chest!" "In that case, I'll pray.." "...that it's neither Ramadan nor Gudi Padwa that day." "So you can neither run nor hide." "We'll know that day as to who runs and who hides." " Your drink?" " I don't drink." "He only has tea." "Why didn't you bring your family along?" "My wife went to her mother's place and took Salman along." "You are a lucky guy, Afaaque." "I mean, I often tell Suman to visit her mother, but she never goes" "Though her mother visits every 15 clays." "You'll catch up while I heat the food." "Did you read today's newspaper?" "Yes ." "All of us knew... that Ambolkar had it coming." "I have no problem with him being thrashed." "It would make no difference to me even if he were killed." "Then... what is the problem?" "The problem is he was wearing the uniform." "Whether the uniform is of an army officer or a cop... it assures the people that their country... their city is safe." "But when a local goon thrashes a cop on duty in front of a crowd... it's all of us who get thrashed." "The public trusts the uniform, not us." "You think the public trusts the uniform?" "Police officers themselves don't trust it." "Take Ambolkar for example." "He is so terrified by Manya that he has refused to lodge a complaint." "He went to the police headquarters dressed in a veil.." "...to apply for a transfer." "It seems he wants to go as far away from Bombay as possible." "What do you have to say about that?" "All I am saying is, what's happening is not good." "With a gun in hand, even a eunuch pretends to be a man." "And a goon with a gun thinks he is God." "Come- on!" "Don't think so much about Manya." "He is a small time goon, and soon he will die a dog's death." "Just because a match-stick is in a match-box, people think it is... only used to light a cigarette." "But we shouldn't forget that the same spark when fanned by... a breeze can engulf a pyre." "Let them burn each other's pyre!" "We will warm our hands in it's heat." ""Test me."" ""Come face me."" ""Test me."" ""Come face me."" ""My heart's open."" ""You're such a flirt."" ""Don't be so innocent."" ""Babli's naughty."" ""Babli's naughty."" ""Babli's naughty."" ""Don't be so innocent."" ""Babli's naughty."" ""I've been craving for so long."" ""Let's douse these emotions."" ""I've been craving for so long."" ""Let's douse these emotions."" ""No time to breathe."" ""Just the will to give love."" ""Put your heart on fire."" ""Come face me."" ""My heart's open."" ""You're such a flirt."" ""Don't be so innocent."" ""Babli's naughty."" ""Babli's naughty."" ""Babli's naughty."" ""Babli's naughty."" "Manohar... what's this?" "You escaped from prison?" "No, I've returned from a pilgrimage." "I've been sentenced for life." "If I hadn't escaped I'd be rotting inside." "This newspaper says you're Bombay's most dangerous gangster." "That's wrong." "I am... the don of Bombay." "What's gotten into you?" "I can't believe you are the Manohar I was in love with." "That Manohar is dead!" "Have you ever seen the ECG machine in a hospital?" "A slant in the stripe means the person is alive." "A straight stripe means he is dead." "The old Manohar was straight, so he died." "The new one is not and that's why he is alive." "The old Manohar was weak and naive... and the new one is strong and shrewd." "He was innocent yet he was imprisoned." "The new one is guilty yet he roams freely." "The old one was afraid of copying in a test... while the world is afraid of the new one!" "I am not afraid, Manohar." "And if you don't give this up, I go away." "Just like you did before?" "Where will you go?" "Whether a woman is a widow or someone's wife... there are thousands of creeps waiting to pounce on her." "If you are with me, no one will dare touch you." "Get it?" "But you will touch me." "And there's no difference between you and the others." "I find you disgusting." "What the" "You think there is a dearth of women?" "One word and they will do as I say." " How is Sadik doing?" " He is critical." "Did he give a statement?" "He won't talk to us but he is talking to those jerks." "Afaaque." "What did Sadik say?" "Why?" "You want to take his statement?" "Then what?" "Another arrest?" "Just like you did before?" "How did that help?" "They were released on bail in 10 days.." ""And this is what they did to Sadik." "I understand your anger, Zubair." "That's why I am tolerating your tone." "But mistake my tolerance as my weakness." "Not just weak, the police force is worthless." "You have guns but they are loaded with blanks." "Hey...!" "The bullets in a cop's gun are solid iron!" "Once you're shot.." "...you'll never complain of iron deficiency as long as you're alive." "Well then go after Batla and Lala." "Your words mean nothing to me." "Now we will take charge of the situation." "Natik was like a father figure." "To avenge his death, we will torture Mastan's gang like never before." "Take him away... or you will lose him, just like you lost Sadik." "Yeah." "Be prepared to receive two corpses!" "Let's go." "If you do anything rash, those corpses will be yours." "Forgive me, Dilawar." "Mistakes can be forgiven, not sins." "And that sin was your last mistake." "Kill him." "Ambat..." "This tea is so refreshing!" "You are unbelievable." "You are still sitting here." "It's general knowledge... the police is always late in arriving, so we thought we'd wait here." "Get in the car." "Do you have a warrant?" "Or a witness?" "The entire neighborhood has witnessed your act." "You're standing on a bird's nest." "These witnesses are like Gandhi's three monkeys but... they are loyal to us." "They don't hear anything against us... they don't see... they don't speak." "You want witnesses?" "They will come to you." "Trust me." "What the" "Boss.." "Dilawar..." "Don't worry, Batla." "We aren't kind enough to give you an easy death." "The more we make you suffer... the better Sadik's soul will rest." "Have you ever seen a headless hen?" "Have you seen it run around?" "The body just can't realize that its head is cut off." "You will run to Pydhonie Police station like a headless hen... and confess to all your crimes." "Sir..." "Sir, please arrest me." "Arrest me!" "I confess to all my crimes." "I am responsible for the Chawla Guest House incident..." "I killed Sadik..." "I also killed Yakub..." "Who cut your hands?" "I cut my own hands!" "You can charge me under any section you want, but please arrest me!" "Just arrest me." "Move it." "Arrest me..." "Hello, sir." "What's the latest?" "I've got solid information." "Today the underworld in Bombay will witness.." "...something that's never happened before." "Truce!" "Truce between Mastan and the Haksar brothers." " Where?" " At Maqsood's house." "We have come together for a truce... not to quarrel like street dogs." "Sir, we respect you a lot and that's why we are here." "We honor your judgment." "I promise you we won't wage this blazing war anymore." "But if anyone tries to kindle a spark... we will reduce them to ashes!" "Dilawar... do I have your word on this?" "Sir, we are all Muslims here." "And a true Muslim always sticks by his word." "All of you..." "Let's keep our hands on the Holy Koran... and make this truce solemn." "That historic truce was more of an orchestrated act." "They took a solemn oath on the Holy Koran." "They considered the Koran holy, I didn't." "Alamzeb and Amirzada were traitors." "Zubair and Dilawar failed to see their true colors." "You knew them yet you joined hands with them?" "When two people have a similar agenda... they can help themselves." "And you know very well, how much I wanted to... get rid of the Haksar brothers." "You've been swift in making your mark." "If you aren't quick enough, you are an easy target for your enemy." "Let's get to the point." "I want Zubair dead." "Can you do it?" "You're asking if I can hit a nail with a hammer?" "Manya, how could you say yes?" "It's not an easy task." "If it were easy, he wouldn't come to me." "Two gangs control Bombay city." "One gang has approached us for help... that makes them weaker than us." "And if we get rid of the other gang... who is the undisputed don of Bombay?" "Manya Surve!" "The Mastan gang controlled Bombay for 40 years." "Finally one man decided to take them on... to destroy them." "To rule this city with his fist." "Zubair." "And we are to kill him?" "People will talk about us in the same way after a 100 years." "And no one will remember Zubair, Dilawar or Mastan." "People will remember us." "Manya Surve and his gang!" "It's easy to become a criminal... but this is a shot at becoming a legend." "Who is with me?" "Manya, you will either kill or get us killed." "If you get us killed, we have no regrets." "But if you go for the kill, it will be a fight to remember." "Fill up the tank." "Sir, smoking is not" "Zubair... the jungle is the same, but the lion has changed." "A jackal doesn't become a lion by killing one." "All of you are jackals... that's why you are hunting in a pack." "Bloody jackals!" "Zubair lmtiaz Haksar, was an emperor and is still an emperor." "Well, this is Manya Surve's parting gift to an emperor." "Dilawar!" "Take a look, Manya Surve is standing in your lane." "Who the hell do you think you are?" " No, take it easy, Dilawar." " Let me go." "It's suicidal to step out." "Remember I had said..." "The day I attack, I'll make sure I stab your chest." "That new kid on the block..." "I'm going to bury him..." "The new don of Bombay..." "Manya Surve." "We don't have back up or weapons." "Come on, let's go." "With Zubair dead their gang is over." "Let me go." "We can kill Dilawar some other time."" ""The fire's raging.."" ""There's smoke around."" ""The fire's raging, there's smoke of love around."" ""The fire's raging, there's smoke of love around."" ""Who stole my heart?"" ""Here I am." "Manya's here."" ""Everyone's talking about me."" ""Here I am." "Manya's here."" ""Everyone's talking about me."" ""Here I am." "Manya's here."" ""Everyone's talking about me."" ""He stares at me."" ""Someone let him now."" ""Hold him tight."" ""He's mesmerized by my looks."" ""You cannot endure the pain of love."" ""I'll take any pain you give me."" ""I'll willingly accept any anguish."" ""I can do anything you wish."" ""I can do anything you wish."" ""Anything's possible for you."" ""You're special, you make my heart beat."" ""I'm floored on you."" ""Here he is." "Manya's here."" ""You're different, you're unique."" ""Here I am." "Manya's here."" ""Everyone's talking about me."" ""Here he is." "Manya's here."" ""You're different, you're unique."" ""Here I am." "Manya's here."" ""Everyone's talking about me."" "Let's go." "Is everyone ready?" "Of course, we are." "Don't spare anyone from Manya's gang." "He was barking like a dog in my lane." "Set Agar Bazaar on fire, if necessary." "Okay." "Where is Zubair?" "I asked, where is Zubair?" "He went to see Chitra." "He's never stayed this long with her." "Something is wrong." "Bhai, there's a call from J.J. Hospital." "Zubair-." "Sir, we're taking the body for post-mortem." "No!" "No one will touch him." "They have cut him ruthlessly." "Now it's my turn to cut." "As long as Zubair was alive, he kept Dilawar in check." "Now he will turn the underworld upside down." "Where Zubair's tale ends, Dilawar's begins." "The death is in their family... but the whole city will mourn tomorrow." "Vidya, open the door." "Manohar, go away!" "Vidya, open the door." "I won't open the door." "If you don't I'll break it down." "Vidya... open the door." "Don't create a scene!" "Go away." "Manohar..." "Why are you here?" "Didn't you say... 'One word and women would do as you say]?" "Then why are you here?" "I don't want such women." "I want you." "Why me?" "Because the Manohar that died, loved you." "And until Manya dies, he will only love you." "Allah!" "You're our benefactor." "Forgive their sins." "Accept our prayers." "Salaam!" "We are very sorry for your loss." "Is this why you wanted a truce?" "No, Dilawar." "All of us want peace." "Your brother's killer won't be spared." "I lost my brother." "And I will avenge his death." "I don't care what the population of this country is... but I will turn it into a cemetery." "Khuda-hafiz." "Did he tell you where Manya is?" "No." "I want Munir." " Let's go." " Munir..." "You go ahead, I'm not feeling too well." "I guess it's last night's dinner." "I'll see you later." "Idiot, you should have some control over what you eat." "That was good biryani that you've wasted." "Hurry up." " Salaam, Munir." " Walekum-a-salaam." "You are definitely going to meet God today." "Tell me where Manya is and you'll get a worthy death." "I won't tell you." "I'm grateful for a death that will extend my friend's life." "It's unfortunate that you're dying to save a Hindu." "A true Muslim will kill... and also give up his own life for a dear friend." "Friendship doesn't subscribe to religion." "Neither does enmity." "Okay" "As soon as you step out of God's house on earth... be prepared to meet Him in heaven." "Munir is in trouble." "Stop!" "What happened?" "Shut up." "Come Veera." "Quickly!" "Munir!" "Get up!" "Get up." "Get up." "Munir." "Munir get up." "Come." "Where are you going?" "To take care of unfinished business." "I'm sending Dilawar to his brother." "If you want to commit suicide, hang yourself from a ceiling fan." "Why are you presenting yourself to Dilawar'?" "Don't you trust me anymore?" "It's not about trust... it's about time." "Time is a fleeting companion." "Yesterday it was on our side, today it's with him." "What do you suggest?" "That I should hide like a mouse?" "Yes ." "We give him a chance to make the same mistake we did." "Let him think we are weak." "And when time moves over to our side... you make your move on Dilawar." "Fine, I'll do as you say." "But I won't stay cooped up for long." "It's easy to kill a snake in an open space." "Once it is in the burrow, it's impossible to escape its venom." "I track the movements of cops." "I figured that when I saw you." "What do you want?" "Manya Surve." "Dead I" "Bombay is a haystack and Manya is the proverbial needle." "My gang is unable to find him." "If anyone can find him, it's you." "You can name your price... for getting rid of Manya." "Shoot him with all the bullets that you have." "I didn't choose this uniform to fulfill your wish." "I'll ignore this encounter." "Encounter... that's a nice word for... 'a meeting'." "So go ahead and help Manya encounter death." "I'll make sure you get both money and medals." "Didn't you hear what I said?" "Kill him wherever you see him." "Label it a shootout or an encounter, but make sure the case is closed." "I guarantee there won't be any inquiry into his killing." "Listen carefully..." "I can afford two meals a day and I pray five times a day." "That's all I need." "You can never put a price on me." "You may not have a price, but I'm sure your seniors do." "You will have to carry out your senior's order." "And you will get one." "Afaaque... what was so important that couldn't wait until morning?" "Today I realized why the color of the police uniform is khaki." "People can crap all over us yet it won't be seen." "What happened?" "Dilawar wanted to crap all over... he wants Manya Surve dead." "And he wanted a cop to do the dirty deed." "He said, kill Manya in an 'encounter'." "First he tried to bribe and then.." "...he threatened with an order from the top." "I wanted to shoot him dead right there." "But I was helpless." "We have to seek permission from you.." ""Even if we have to go to the bathroom." "Even if we know who the criminal is... we have to get the evidence and witness before filing an FIR." "And then we get the warrant." "Until then the witness is either bought or killed." "And the criminal walks away free." "The prostitutes are better than us." "At least their clients get some pleasure for the money." "First we take an oath, then we take our salary... and then we watch the drama in the police station... while the criminal takes us for a ride." "Have you said what you wanted to?" "May I say something now?" "Get rid of Manya Surve." "Kill him." "Not for Dilawar... and not because we have an order from the top." "But for the sake of our uniform." "Dilawar said, 'l may not have a price, but my seniors do'." "How much did he pay, sir?" "You think you're the only honest cop?" "You know why the color of this uniform is khakhi?" "It's the color of mud." "And every cop is ready to become one with it or bury a criminal in it." "Why Manya, sir?" "Why not Dilawar?" "I don't care who dies." "Manya is a criminal and the world knows that." "While Dilawar is pretending to be a righteous citizen." "If you kill Dilawar, there could be an inquiry." "But if you kill Manya, it will be a slap in the face of other criminals." "The decision is yours." "You have to choose one." "Manya, sir." "I choose Manya." "Welcome officers." "Until today no country has given their police force... the opportunity that we are about to receive." "The liberty to shoot any criminal." "But until Manya Surve is alive... we will neither sleep not rest." "Some people study history, while others teach history." "We are going to create history." "We will form three groups." "Ambat will lead the first group..." "I will lead the second and Bhende the third." "The dossier contains photographs of Manya and his gang members." "The photographs are old, but you will get a fair idea." "Sir, he is in room number 10." "Stop." " Move it." " Where do I go?" "I pity you, Jamal." "Helping Dilawar to capture Munir was a big mistake." "Dilawar doesn't need you anymore and Manya won't spare you." "He won't let you live and I won't let you die." "Save me, sir." "I don't want to die now." "Every time you try to hide..." "I will find you." "And I will set you free so that Manya can kill you." "Save me, sir." "But I have a deal that will help you stay alive and keep you safe." "In prison." "Tell me how to get to Manya." "You will get police protection and the police will get Manya." "What say?" "Vidya, sir..." "Vidya?" "Vidya will lead you to Manya." "Where is Manya?" "When did you last see him?" "Look at these pictures." "They were Manya's companions and look what Dilawar did to them." "Manya killed Dilawar's brother... imagine what he will do to Manya." "He will give Manya such a brutal death that... it will be difficult to identify his body or even cremate him." "Think about this... gangsters like Haji Maqsood and Wasim Lala have given up crime... and are leading a normal life." "It's because of us." "Manya can also have this, if he helps us." "Why do you want to help Manohar?" "He considers the cops his enemy." "He hates cops." "That's his opinion." "What will we get by killing Manya?" "We may not be able to stop people from becoming criminals... but we can offer criminals like Manya a chance to lead a normal life." "Can you guarantee that there is no danger to Manohar's life?" "No, I can't." "But if you don't help us..." "I can guarantee that Manya will be killed." "Pawar..." "Yes sir." "Two cups tea, please." " Hello..." " Hello..." "Manohar?" "Are you alright?" "Yes ." "I want to go out of town for a few days, will you come along?" "Where to?" "I don't know." "If you are with me, we'll figure something." "When?" "Tomorrow... 12 o'clock..." "Wadala College." "Sure." "Hello..." "Inspector Baagraan?" "Got him." "Officers!" "This is the layout of Ambedkar College at Wadala." "Manya Surve will be there at 12 o'clock tomorrow... and we will teach him a lesson he'll never forget." "Just like a fox sniffs out a rabbit before attacking it..." "Manya Surve will sniff out cops before being attacked." "He will have a gun but he won't know whom to fire at." "We will go there undercover..." "As college students." "Jeans, t-shirt, sneakers... your makeover should be so perfect that... even your own mother shouldn't be able to recognize." "Let's go." " Yes, sir." "All of you will carry books with concealed guns." "Ambat and I will cover the college... whereas the rest will be with Bhende manning the road blocks." "If Manya decides to escape by road... he has three options." "Dahisar, Thana or Vashi." "I will be at Vashi..." " Shetty will be at Dahisar" " Yes sir." " And Jamdade will be at Thana." " Yes sir." "Stop." "I am sorry, sir." "I can't shave off my moustache." "In my community, I can shave it off only after my father dies." "If you father were to hear you, he'd die of shame." "A cops father feels proud of his son when he is ready to... not just shave off his moustache but lay down his life for duty." "Come on..." "Shave!" " No, I can't do it." " Sit." "You have to do it, Ambolkar." "But why me?" "You are the only cop who has seen Manya Surve from up close." "You will be standing outside the college dressed as a postman." "When you see him you will shift the bag from your left shoulder to... your right as a signal." "I won't wear a postman's uniform." "You have to." "When you can wear a veil, what's wrong in wearing a postman's uniform?" "What if he recognizes me?" "That's why it is important for you... to recognize him before he recognizes you." "Manohar..." "Come- on!" "Let's go." "Ambat... corner him." "Stop firing!" "Stop!" "Manya..." "Surrender..." "Surrender!" "Ambat... put the body in the vehicle and drive to Sion Hospital." " Rane..." " Yes sir." "File a report." "Manya Surve, dead on arrival." "Killed in encounter." " Take the body to the morgue." " Yes sir."

"Damn it." "You've guts." "Save the hostage." "Damn you cop." "I was far better than you." "Why don't you let my territory go?" "Nice weather." "Now, you know my choice is correct?" "One week's holiday isn't enough, I guess." "We may stay few more days." "Our boss won't let us go." "Someone comes to pick you up, look." "I am Lisa Li." "Miss Li, our boss asked us to pick you up." "Who is your boss?" "Mr. Ben Hung." "Fantastic, thank you." "Your cousin is somebody, he can pick you up in the restricted area." "Let's go." "So big." "So pretty is the house." "Nice place." "Your cousin should be rich." "My boss is waiting for you." "Let's go." "This way please." "Alright." "We could never buy this house, right?" "Unless being bribed." "Damn corruption." "Cousin." "Long time no see, how are you..." "Let me introduce, she is Anna." "He is Master Hung." "I am warming up, why don't you come and play with me?" "Alright." "Great, go and see your friend." "You're rich, I remember you told me your wish when were small." "Your wish comes true, right?" "My time and effort haven't been wasted." "I've had hard time too." "Behind my success, there was blood and sweat." "Good." "Good work..." "Why don't you stay few more days?" "Great." "This way please." "Go in and have a chat." "Boss, I have something to talk to you." "Let's go in." "Boss." "The goods..." "Have you fixed it?" "It isn't smooth." "What?" "How come?" "Did you follow my instruction?" "Yes, but..." "It's ruined by Eddie." "What?" "You dumb-bell." "You are all useless." "You can't fix such tiny matter." "How can you lose a truck of arms?" "Why couldn't you guys kill that cop Eddie?" "Don't you know how to shoot and fire?" "Listen, kill Eddie, if not, don't come back to see me." "Got me?" "Yes." "Dear father, have you eaten breakfast yet?" "I miss you, I love you." "Your baby Angel." "Who are you looking for?" "Delivery, please sign." "I didn't buy anything." "Just sign it, I am responsible for delivery only." "Why don't you live few more days?" "You're welcome." "We have important matters to do." "Well, visit us if you have time." "Your cousin is leaving, they come to say goodbye to you." "She is Miss Yeung." "Do you want to shoot?" "No, make it next time." "Dad." "I feel so happy to see you." "Forget about him, he dragged your mom to death." "He isn't a good dad." "This is a nice place for vacation." "Great." "We may have a peaceful holiday." "Not exactly." "Why?" "I've told Commissioner that we are having holiday here." "What did you say?" "You are too much!" "Sorry, I am late." "Are you feeling lonely?" "Kidding, don't let others wait next time." "Cut the crap, any information?" "Ben Hung is growing." "Do you have any clue?" "He wants to be the number one in the arms smuggling market." "You've to watch him." "He doesn't trust his own sister." "The outsider can't be trusted by him too." "At the time being, I have nothing to tell." "If we don't have enough evidence..." "We can't put him to jail." "I've heard that a HK buyer is coming to purchase arms." "Good news." "But if he is not a big buyer..." "Ben won't serve him." "Are you kidding?" "That's too much." "The ball is ours, give it back." "A Chinese girl." "We come here everyday." "Hurry up, give our ball back to us." "Hurry up..." "So what?" "Return the ball." "Alright, come if you have guts." "Give it back to me." "Come if you have guts." "Go, bring the ball back." "We needn't be afraid of these two girls." "Good Kung fu." "Come and take it." "They are something, what'll we do?" "I have the ball." "Why not let them go?" "Have you seen Angel?" "Your mother-in-law doesn't forgive you?" "Same temper." "She is still mad at me." "I went to school that day..." "She didn't let me see Angel." "Strong prejudice." "I haven't seen Angel for a long time." "She is so cute..." "I wish to see her too." "My boss is looking for me, I am leaving." "Contact me if you've got any news." "Take care." "Alright." "Lie down." "Where are those people who fought just then?" "All gone." "Do you remember that man?" "They are smart." "Forget it, I don't notice men." "Why?" "I tell you." "My dad dumped my mom when I was six." "From that time on, I hate men." "You can't put it in that way." "You are not young, you should consider your future." "Don't miss your time." "Let's talk about our visit." "What do you think?" "No flying, it's too dangerous." "You chicken." "It's really dangerous." "But why are you so bold in fighting?" "That's different." "Answer the door." "No." "I can't go." "Alright, I am going." "What's the matter?" "A phone from Hong Kong." "Thank you." "What's this?" "Look." "You reported to boss during the holiday, we've no freedom at all." "I want a promotion." "You are selfish." "You want a promotion?" "!" "Damn it." "How dare you hit me?" "Answer the call." "Are you Lisa?" "Yes sir." "Have you received the phone?" "Yes." "You and Anna have been following the case of Chan's brothers..." "They will come to Manila tomorrow." "You've to watch them." "But we are on leave." "Leave?" "Your leave has been canceled." "Work now, got me?" "Yes, sir." "Cut the crap, this is an order." "It's hanged." "What did he say?" "Chan's brothers will pay a visit here." "I want to eat steak." "No problem, follow me." "That way." "Please sit." "I am going to take sample." "Up to you." "This is the most powerful gun." "Machine or halfly automatic." "Not bad." "No bullets?" "For safety's sake." "So it is not loaded." "I see." "How can we test it?" "Tomorrow morning." "I will give you arrangement." "A special place for testing." "Bitch." "Don't move." "Don't move." "Cuff." "We are cops." "Right." "Are you cops?" "What are we then?" "Follow me to the police station." "They are cops?" "!" "Cuff them." "Hurry up." "Cuff them." "It's alright." "And you, hurry up." "Why don't you believe we are HK cops?" "Explain to our seniors." "This cop is too cocky." "Right, I am." "He wants to fool us." "Let's fool him if we have chance." "Mind your words, I won't give you face." "I love talking, so what?" "What can you do to us?" "All women in this world are troublesome." "This man is sick." "He doesn't seem to be disgusting." "How are you ladies?" "Major." "Thank god, a fair judge has come." "Are you..." "I am Major Sin Wah." "How are you, I am Lisa Li." "We are from HK to carry duties." "Are you related to the drugs smuggling case?" "Yes." "You are Inspector Li and you must be Inspector Yeung." "Yes." "How do you know my name?" "Are you informed?" "Your boss Tiger is my best friend." "He called me and asked me to assist you." "He faxed your information to me." "Eddie, uncuff them." "Major, they are fierce." "Eddie." "You know you've caught a wrong guy." "You think you are smart." "Listen, here is not HK, don't mess up." "So what with Royal HK police, I am not scared." "Look, he's tough." "Being bullied." "Alright, cut the crap, I've promised your boss..." "To assist you by all means, Eddie, have you listened?" "They will bother our work." "No, this is my order." "Are there any smart cops here?" "He is the smartest." "Let's go, cut the crap." "Slighter." "When is the next shipment?" "Around next week." "How's the business of Chan's Brothers?" "Dik Hung has been following, they are going to see sample." "He will be back soon." "Have a reception dinner for them tonight, got me?" "Yes." "Brother." "These goods are not bad, pack and ship it tonight." "Boss." "Are they satisfied with our goods?" "They are very satisfied." "What else?" "I've something to report to you." "What's the matter?" "Your cousin is a cop, she is watching us." "What?" "Suddenly..." "They fought with Chan's Brothers." "Later, Eddie came and killed Chan's Brothers." "Eddie?" "My cousin is a cop?" "I can't tell it." "Brother said here is dangerous to you." "I hope you would leave now." "This is his idea, do you understand?" "I don't understand what you mean." "By the way, we haven't had enough fun." "We don't have intention to leave here." "Alright, take care." "She seems to be angry." "She can't threaten us." "Catch it." "Catch it now." "Take back your gun." "Here is too dangerous." "What'll we do?" "You should move to a safe place." "What are you talking about?" "To live with you?" "Go, how dare you be kidding?" "This your home." "What do you think?" "Not bad." "The same house in Hong Kong would be very expensive." "Who lived here?" "My friend, an architect, who is working in Australia now." "I love this place, safe and pretty, thank you." "I will show you around." "Go" "Why don't you go out for fun?" "Who offended our little princess?" "Your cousin." "Are they going back to Hong Kong?" "They didn't, and..." "They are not willing to ho back." "So, kill them." "If there wasn't Eddie, they would have been killed." "That bastard again." "We may eat now." "Dinner's time." "Come try this." "Cut the crap, it's started." "Not bad, you are something." "This dinner is to serve you for helping us." "To repay your help." "Right." "No, I helped two." "Anyway..." "We have to thank you." "My wife was a good cook too." "Are you married?" "How can she tolerate you?" "My wife..." "She died?" "How?" "She was killed." "Sorry." "Come on, don't forget our food, try this." "You mean it?" "If you are afraid, don't come then." "Come on, I won't be afraid of you." "Come on." "Let's practice." "No problem." "1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10." "I am going to listen." "Oh, my egg." "Are you Inspector Li?" "Speaking." "The latest news, Henry Wong has arrived Manila." "Shit." "What's the matter?" "Shut up." "Watch Henry Wong." "Yes, Commissioner." "Keep contact." "Yes, boss." "Do you want to put an egg into it?" "Your egg..." "I am driven crazy." "Mr. Lee, see." "The construction site is the best place for golf." "I want to have cable car as transportation." "Boss, Mr. Wong has arrived." "It will be done after 3 months." "Boss, Mr. Wong is here." "Welcome." "My good partner, you should have a nice life recently." "Welcome for holiday." "Come this way." "Alright." "This is my new investment, I want to make it a vacation center." "I want to build a golf site here." "Transported by cable car, my godown for arms is below." "This is a covered place." "You are great, from arms smuggling to real estate." "If I don't invest, the government will check my income." "If a vacational center is built, then the source of income is solved." "Are you coming for vacation?" "I need goods of about $50 million, so I come myself." "You need so many goods for a war?" "If there is a war, you've to inform me first." "Middle East client, he wants to establish a new government." "How about the goods?" "No problem." "That's good." "Don't worry." "Let's check the goods now." "No hurry, I will show you around first." "You haven't seen such a good field." "Have you got any news?" "The biggest arms smuggler Henry Wong's arrived Manila, he's the best friend of Lee." "His arrival will cause trouble among the Big Five." "Watch your boss." "He will take action." "My boss knows Henry can bring him good fortune." "He won't let him go, he is thinking of something." "To liaise with Henry Wong." "Within couple of days, something may happen." "My boss is looking for me." "I won't accompany you." "Take care." "My informer told me Henry Wong has arrived." "Have you sent anyone to watch him?" "If so, then our police department will be too busy." "He is right, here is different from Hong Kong." "Now, we are in Manila." "Sorry, detective." "I think he is coming for me." "I have to use my baby." "What is it?" "Great stuff." "Hold it." "Do you really want to use it?" "Watch out." "So great." "So powerful." "Don't mess up without my order, alright." "Do you want to fool me?" "Everyone has lost three." "He is real lucky." "He wins again, how weird." "So weird." "Again, again..." "He wins every time, how can we play again?" "Let's stop playing." "Never mind, come on." "Let's play again." "So great, who will play with you still?" "Don't go..." "Are you leaving?" "He wins every game." "Are you leaving?" "Don't you think I am the swindler?" "May I join the gambling?" "Do you welcome me?" "Why not?" "Come and take a seat, come on." "What game do you like?" "No problem, up to you." "Let's play black jack then." "Anything will do." "$50.000, deal now." "She is showing love to me." "Please pick the cards up." "Sure." "Why not play inside the room?" "Wonderful, no problem." "I know you've got a big fish." "I don't understand." "I want to co-operate with you." "Do you want to share the business with me?" "Do you mean it?" "We always work separately." "Henry Wong and I have co-operated for years." "You'd better behave yourself, don't mess up." "Yes, let's do accordingly." "Bye bye." "Let's go." "I've got a message." "Lee has been killed by Ben Hung." "The other big heads are all against Hung." "In fact, Ben won't be afraid of others..." "He is like a tiger, he is afraid of nothing." "There will be many troubles, the police can't forget it." "There is a civil war among them, indirectly, they are helping us." "About these two..." "I think you'd better leave here." "Why?" "This is dangerous, I don't want you to be hurt." "You are despising us." "The murdering case of yesterday is related to arms smuggling." "You know how powerful are the arms?" "Really?" "It's related to an arms smuggling gang of HK leaded by Henry Wong." "Henry Wong?" "Have you seen him?" "Yes, we fought." "I came here from Hong Kong..." "Because of him." "What's the matter?" "I want to invite you to a party." "A party?" "Why don't you listen to me?" "I asked you not to phone him." "I just informed him to join my birthday party." "He isn't a good dad, how many times have I told you?" "No, why do you treat him like this?" "Hey, my car." "Stop, I am police." "You asshole." "Help yourself." "Angel, why do you stand here alone?" "I am waiting for my dad, I've informed him." "That jerk won't come, today is your birthday." "You've to cheer up, come and play with the kids." "Happy birthday to you..." "Happy birthday to you, do you have a wish?" "I have a wish." "Close your eyes, say it and this wish will come true." "I wish to see my dad at once." "Your wish has just come true, see who I am?" "Dad." "My baby Angel." "I've missed you so much." "So touching." "Move in." "Why do you move them to the hut." "The goods will be shipped..." "It won't be easily discovered if it is moved to the hut first." "Hurry up..." "Don't move, police." "Cops?" "Don't shoot, we will surrender." "What's wrong?" "Eddie, it's Eddie again." "What are you waiting?" "Why don't you move on?" "Move." "Forget it, we don't have speedboat, clean up now." "Go." "Drop the weapon, hands up, don't move." "Move, hurry up..." "Boss." "Is the loading smooth?" "We've prepared to move Henry's goods to the hut." "And shipped it to the runner." "But Eddie ruined our plan." "That bastard cop." "You mean Eddie the cop?" "Not only Eddie, and your cousin too, they are two of a kind." "Listen, let's separate." "You go to fix that bastard, I am going to fix our opponents." "Don't leave anyone alive." "Boss, Henry Wong wants to co-operate with Dai Tin." "I've predicted it, go with Lando to fix him." "Yes, boss." "How is my godown?" "Lee developed a vacational camp, and you've such a great godown." "Is arms smuggling a real fortune making business?" "Fortune making?" "I've heard that Lee was killed." "You have an opponent less." "Don't you think it's done by me?" "I don't mean it, let's talk about business." "How much do you want?" "About $50 million US." "I'll take this order." "How is your stuff?" "Watch the sample first, Lee, come here." "Yes, boss." "Bring Mr. Wong to see the sample, serve him well." "This way please." "See you later." "See you." "Why don't you go now?" "I am going to kill you." "Ask Eddie to come here at once." "Or I will kill her." "Don't you want your grand-daughter to be shot to death?" "I beg you, don't shoot, don't hurt my Angel." "I will do according to your words." "Did I act well?" "Fantastic." "My mother-in-law is looking for me, there must be some problem." "Sorry, I am leaving." "Why don't you hurry?" "I hope Eddie could please his mother-in-law." "Wish him good luck." "To, is Eddie here?" "His mother-in-law called him." "She hates him so much, what is she calling him for?" "There must be trick." "Do you know his address?" "Of course." "Take us there." "Go now." "That's good." "Go." "Next time will be your daughter." "Wait." "Eddie." "Eddie." "You go that way." "Go." "Listen, kill that two girls first, and then the old and the kid." "Don't move." "You are surrounded, surrender now." "Hurry up." "Be quick and clean." "Put in." "Brother." "From your cheerful face, you seem to be happy." "I've caught him." "You mean Eddie?" "Right." "Now, he is under my control." "Kill him then." "I want him to die slowly." "Be careful of killing yourself." "Don't worry, I want him to suffer before his death." "I want him to die slowly." "Alright, but be careful." "Water..." "Do you want water?" "It's wise to be thirsty than to be beaten." "A girl, come and take a look." "Really?" "She is quite attractive." "Go and take a look." "Ladyboy?" "!" "Aren't you dead?" "It stinks." "Are you alright?" "Your makeup is really ugly." "Who called you?" "He didn't mention, he just asked me to pick Eddie up right here." "No one is around." "What do you think?" "It may be a trap, be careful." "Alright." "Where are you going to get him?" "To, he is right here." "Eddie." "Send him to the hospital." "Go and help." "Brother, who saved that jerk?" "Boss, may I interrupt you?" "What's the matter?" "Do you know who is the ladyboy?" "I don't know, I've heard that Kwok's brothers and Frank..." "They are prepared to go against us." "And they've received the order from Henry Wong." "They will deliver their goods tomorrow." "Well, I want to uproot them." "Brother, you want to do it yourself?" "I want to gather our pals to kill them all." "Sister, let's do it together." "Dad, don't go to work, you've just recovered." "You should go to arrest the thieves after you are fully recovered." "Or I won't love you." "Alright, I will listen to you, are you satisfied, my baby?" "Don't worry, we'll keep an eye on him and won't let him go elsewhere." "Right." "Thank you." "Alright." "Hurry up." "Go tell the buyers from HK and Taiwan." "If you get the money in Manila, you can get whatever you want." "Thank you for helping us." "Don't forget to tell them one thing." "This place is our territory." "How about Ben Hung?" "We didn't care about him, do you understand?" "I am shipping the goods you want, do you want to take a look?" "This is our own ship, you may trust us." "I have a gambling date, I want to leave now, thank you." "See you." "Thank you." "Don't worry." "See you." "What is Ben Hung?" "Don't talk about him." "Great co-operation." "Be quick, hang it up." "Hurry up..." "Anymore?" "Boss, another five, don't worry." "Protect boss, hurry up." "Stay back." "Kill him." "Don't let her go." "Are you crazy?" "Why do you treat us like this?" "What do you want?" "How can you break in my territory?" "Don't you think your liaison can harm me?" "I am not easily to be destroyed." "Henry Wong is my client, you take him away from my hand?" "Don't you think I am not powerful enough?" "Lee and Dai Tin are the good examples." "Trust me, we brothers respect you so much." "Right, it's the idea of Frank." "How can you do that?" "You are not righteous." "You put all the blame on me, did I force you to do so?" "I don't want to hear bullshit, go argue in hell." "Sir, wish you good luck." "Listen to my explanation, I beg you." "What do you mean?" "You'd be the man of the world." "Your last judgment is so wise." "When can you deliver the goods to me?" "It depends on you." "I will pay once I receive the goods." "How can I trust you?" "You are right." "I will stay to be hostage, if I don't pay, kill me then." "I may consider it." "When can I pay a visit to your godown?" "Any time." "Right now." "Hurry up..." "Ben, you are great." "I think I won't mistake my partner this time." "I should co-operate with you." "Don't worry, I'll arrange it properly, there won't be any problem." "But I have to add 20%." "What?" "Do you have any choice?" "I have some good stuff, come here." "When will the goods from Iraq arrive?" "About next week, some were used in fighting with Americans." "And the missiles will arrive next week." "Good job." "Can't you listen?" "You can get the arms from Iraq." "You are something." "I tell you, I will increase the price to 150%." "No problem." "What's the matter?" "Di Hung called secretly." "Where did you go?" "To washroom." "You lied, you called." "I know we have to serve Mr. Wong." "So I canceled the date with my girlfriend." "He is the betrayer." "I will show you to see the sample, this way please." "Alright." "Dik Hung saved Eddie last time." "This was found in his car." "Are you sure?" "'Cause I fought with him." "You betrayer, you are going to die." "I..." "How dare you betray me?" "I want you to die terribly." "I didn't..." "I want you to die slowly." "Stay back." "Follow me." "Let's go together." "Go." "You're surrounded, surrender now." "Boss, I've bullets, take it." "Ben Hung, if you surrender, I will let you go." "Stop dreaming, don't you think I will believe in you?" "If you have guts, come to arrest me." "If you have guts, come here." "I am here..." "Don't dream of arresting my boss." "You've guns, but we have something more powerful." "Boss, let them try your little stuff." "If only you come out to surrender, we'll beg for mercy for you." "Bullshit." "Damn it, alright, I will risk my life to fight with you." "To die with you." "Asshole." "Jimmy, let's run for our lives." "Let's go separately." "Boss, you go first." "I am going to kill you." "You've no way out." "You'd better surrender." "Come to arrest me." "How many people do you want to kill?" "I am a decent merchant, it's you who pushed me." "I can't help, only the judge could determine if you are guilty or not." "Why do you want to arrest me?" "We are doing decent trade, how can you arrest us?" "What proof do you have?" "If you have guts, come out and kill him." "Brother, I am your own sister, how can you drag me like this?" "To do something for your brother is repaying me." "See how can you be cocky again." "Don't you think you are Superman?" "You'd be dead meat." "Drop the gun, can't you listen to me?" "Do you want me to blow your head off?" "Drop the gun and you won't be killed." "You heard me?" "Now I will count to three." "One, two..." "Asshole." "Kill me, if you have guts, kill me." "Can you hold it?" "I am still alive." "The ambulance is coming." "I am fine." "You've to cheer up." "I've to live." "Because I want to play with your daughter." "She will be happy to see you." "Especially you are in woman's dress." "Why don't you kill me?" "Because you are chicken." "I am ugly to dress like a woman, they think that I am ladyboy." "Watch out." "You asshole." "Dik Hung..." "Dik Hung!" "Thank you for your help." "Take him back to Hong Kong." "Great co-operation, let's go." "I will come back to see you." "Go." "I am waiting for you." "Thank you for your help." "This is my duty." "Angel, see you." "Thank you very much." "Don't mention it." "See you." "Bon voyage." "Alright." "Angel..." "Listen to your dad." "You have to come to see me." "You cook well." "I've heard that Ocean Park is a nice place." "Your dad will take you there." "He is so busy, he won't have time to take me there." "Work hard, your dad will apply for a leave and take you there." "I promise." "Deal." "Deal." "See you, thank you." "Go now." "Go." "Auntie." "Don't go, auntie." "Please don't go, please don't leave me, I know you won't come back." "Angel, be good, I will be back." "Auntie, don't go." "Angel, be good." "What a tragedy." "Shut your mouth." "Angel, good girl, don't cry, I will come back to see you." "I will visit and play with you." "You won't come back, you are cheating me." "Don't cry, be good." "Angel, go with your dad." "No." "I've lost mom, I can't lose you." "Anna, please apply a leave for me, I will go back few days later." "No problem, I will help you." "Two of a kind." "Cut the crap, go now." "Fantastic, we may go back." "I will cook you a great dinner tonight, go." "Take care." "I know it."

""Guys with Kids" is taped in front of a live studio audience." " Mom's home!" " Mom's home!" "Ow, hey!" "Welcome to my life." "These guys today." " Hi, sweetheart." " Take 'em." "Look, and I'm not talking to this one for the rest of the night." " Oh." " Mom, did you know there's a" "Boys, boys." "Back up, back up." "Come on, give your mom some space." " Oh, thank you, Gary." " Oh, you're welcome, baby." "So how was your day?" "What'd you do?" "Tell me about it." "Come on, come on, come on." "What did you have for lunch?" "Uh, turkey sandwich?" "Oh, a turkey sandwich?" "All right." "On what type of bread?" "Come on, don't leave me hanging, woman!" "Gary, I just got home." "I'm tired." "Baby, I'm tired too." "And I've been trapped in here all day." "I need to know what's going on out in the real world." "Give me details." " You want details?" " Yes." "I spent five hours in a windowless conference room debating whether to put the title of a PowerPoint presentation in all caps or initial caps." "Oh, so what did you decide?" "Oh, baby, please, can I just get a minute?" "No, baby, I need adult conversation." "The only thing I talked to today was this thing." "You're special." "The positive reinforcement is great, but the conversation doesn't go anywhere." "I like you." "Say it less and mean it more, Teddy bear." "♪ Life is how you live it" "♪ ooh ooh ooh" "♪ wake up where you wanna be" "♪ hey hey" " ♪ you and me - ♪ Ooh ooh ooh" " ♪ we're happy - ♪ Ooh ooh ooh" "♪ we need our friends like the sun ♪" "♪ why would you walk when you can run?" "♪" "♪ everybody sing it loud" "♪ why would you walk when you can run?" "♪" "So what's the big news, Chris?" "Cagney's is starting a trivia night." "Apparently all those cards we stuffed in the suggestion box paid off." "The system works." "Let's do it." "Finally, some real competition." "I think we should pull Violet out of school so she can quiz us during the day." "There's the overly competitive guy who got into a butterfly drawing competition with my niece." "She thinks she's so good." " Hi." " What are you guys doing?" "Oh, nobody move." "If we hold perfectly still, she might not spray us." "Oh, my God." "Your dog can talk." "Hmm." "Sheila, we are forming a bar trivia team." "Do you wanna join?" "Does kamusta mean "yes" in tagalog?" "No, it means "hello." That was a trick question." "You need me." "Sheila, I know that Emily just asked you to join our team, but I am asking you to take the temperature of the room, read between the lines, and pick up on the general vibe that I am sending out right now." "Got it..." "I'm in." "And I've already figured out our team name." ""Let's Get Quizzical," huh?" "It's a pun on the song by Oli" "Olivia Newton-John, 1981, MCA Records." "Bang." "Winner." "I beat you." "Nick, you're on the same team." "Yeah, I know, but I won." "Hold the elevator!" " Whoa." "Oh." "Oh." " Hey." " You two." " Hey." "Yes, we'll ride the elevator with you." "Jeez, Marny, you're so needy." "It's nothing personal, guys." "This one-minute elevator ride is the only alone time in my day." "I love my kids." "I love my husband." "But sometimes I see someone in a coma on a medical show, and I say, "I could use some of that."" "Mm-hmm." "I totally get it." "I totally get it." "The stay-at-home spouses, they do not understand." "We go straight from working at work to working at home." "It's like, hey, I need some alone time." "But if I ask Gary for alone time, it's gonna hurt his feelings." "Yeah, right, but that's why you don't ask for alone time." "You have to sneak it." "Dirty little secret about divorce, guys:" "Filled with wonderful alone time." "Like, lots of alone time, you know?" "Sometimes too much alone time." "Now I'm sad." "Nick, I don't think I could ever deceive Gary that way." "Sure you can." "Do it." "Maybe I'm just over-tired and blowing things out of proportion." "Hey, baby, the suspense is killing me." "Did you go with all caps or initial caps, huh?" "How long have you been waiting here?" "We watched you get off the subway from the window." "We always watch you." "Welcome to Cagney's inaugural Trivia Night." "All right, first question." "Who is the current prime minister of Canada?" "Stephen Harper!" "Correct." "I'm outside counsel for a pharmaceutical company based in Toronto." "I watch hockey." "Oh!" "Sir Arthur Conan Doyle?" "Incorrect." "That's a point lost for team "Let's Get Quizzical."" "Good guess, Chris." "Good job!" "I know." "No, the thing is, you don't know." "You made a baby with that." "Colors of the German flag?" "Oh, uh, uh, I'm not positive, but I think it's" " Black, red, and gold!" " Correct." "Final question of the night." "Name the 1990s pop duo who lip-synched their way to the top of the charts." "Ding!" "Vanilla Ice!" " No!" " How is that a duo?" "Milli Vanilli." " Correct!" " Oh!" "Ugh, that's what I was thinking." "And the winning team:" ""No Quizness Like Show Quizness."" "This was so fun." " We did so well." " I know." "Oh, hey, let's go buy the winning team a drink." " Oh, good idea." " Right?" "Yeah." "Their enthusiasm is sickening." "I never should have married a camp counselor." "Gary, are you sure you can't join our team?" "I can't do it, man." "Marny's boss has been making her stay late recently." "She's working hard." " Yeah, I'm really proud of her." " Mom!" "Yes, son, that's who we're talking about, your mom." "Now stay out of adult conversations." "No, Mom's right there." "What is she doing here?" "She told me she was working." "She is working." "Working on those calves." "I'm just trying to lighten the mood." "I can't believe Marny lied to me about working late, then went to the gym." "Doesn't sound like Marny." "I wonder where she'd get an idea like that." "Women's magazines, obviously." "Hey, baby." "How was, uh, work?" " Oh, brutal." " Oh?" "Oh, I can see that they're working you hard." "So hard that you have sweat on your brow." "Oh." "Well, you know, they were really cranking the heat at work." "Hmm, I bet." "And I wanted to get home, baby." "But, you know, it's 6:00 here, and they're just waking up in Tokyo." " Mm-hmm." " Then Kashegawa calls and start asking for materials and, you know-- it actually was through a translator, Terry" "He knows." "And then I stopped by the gym to get a run in." "Okay, so we're gonna go." "Yeah, okay." "So..." "Let me get this straight." "Instead of coming home..." "You went to the gym." "Yes." "Yes, I did." " Huh." " But I did it because..." "You know, because, uh..." "Because I want to look good for my husband." "Huh." "So why didn't you, uh, tell... your husband?" " Because..." " Hmm." "I knew that..." "You'd want to go with me." "And I know how much you hate the gym." "And I don't want to put that kind of pressure on you." "Because you... are a beautiful man." "What are you talking about?" "I love the gym." "In fact, why don't we get a sitter?" "And we can go together." " Together?" " Mm-hmm." "But--but you would do your thing, and I would do my thing." "Exactly." "Well, great." "Why wouldn't that work?" "♪ Rising up" "♪ back on my feet" "♪ jogging here next to Marny ♪" "Did you tell Chris and Emily they're off the trivia team?" "No, but I did learn that Chris thinks true love is one of the seven wonders of the world." "We're never going to win with them on the team, so sack up and cut 'em loose." "I guess I could tell them that I'm working late, and we can't do trivia this week." "I don't care how the sausage is made." "Just get it done." "And you said this would be awkward." "See?" "We can hold hands." "Gary, I'm feeling a little dehydrated." "Can you get me some of that cucumber water?" " Oh, sure thing, baby." " Thank you." "♪ Getting cucumber water" "♪ it's the thrill of the fight, hey ♪" "♪ there's a climbing wall over here ♪" "Nick." " Hey, Marny." " You got me into this." "Now how do I get out?" "Gary's with me at the gym, talking through all my alone time." "He got on the back of my treadmill and acted like he was trying to catch me." "Okay, you can go one of two ways with this." "You can divorce Gary." "Nah." "It would take too long to train somebody new." "Or-- ah!" "Fake an injury." "Don't you think that's going a little far?" "No." "Do it." "Hey, Marny." "Marny." "Marny." "Marny." "Marny!" " Marny!" "Marny!" " Yes?" "We should come here three times a week." " Three?" " Mm-hmm." "Oh." "Oh!" "Oh!" "Oh!" "Baby, what's going on?" "Baby, you all right?" " My hamstring!" "Oh!" " Oh!" "Ow, ow, I think I pulled it." " Oh, my God." "What--what can I do to help?" "Uh, I'm just gonna go to the women's locker room and ice it down." " Oh, okay." " Quietly." " Mm-hmm." " For, like, half an hour." "Oh, yeah." "Yeah, baby, that's a good idea." "Come here." "I got you." "I got you." "Come on." "Oh!" "Gary, you're not allowed in there." "The hell I'm not!" "Get out of my way!" "My wife is hurt!" "Oh, wow." "This is way nicer than the guys' locker room." "Hey, come look at ours." "All right baby, time to change your ice pack." "Oh, no, Gary, it's okay." "I think two hours of icing is good." "And I really don't need the walker." "You know what?" "You're right." "I'm gonna get you one of those motorized old person scooters." "Honey, I feel really guilty taking all of your time like this." "Baby, nothing is more important than your health." "All I need to do is go to physical therapy twice a week at night." "By myself." " Okay." " I'll be fine." "Don't worry about it." "All right?" "I got it under control." "You won't even have to leave the house." "Ah." "Hey, come on in, Doc." "Who is this?" "This is Dr. Wallace Yee." "I hired him to acupuncture you." "This is all your fault." "Oh, we are gonna crush trivia now that we no longer have those albatrosses around our neck." "What poem is that from?" "Rime Of The Ancient Mariner." "Oh, we are so ready." "Knowledge." "Hey, Quizzicals." "You guys ready to lose again?" "Ah." "We're not gonna lose this time." "In fact, let's make it more interesting." "How about the losing team can never show their face in this bar again?" "Bup bup bup bup, bup bup bup, bup bup bup bup bup-- hey." "Um, maybe not that interesting." "I come here all the time." "If you think we're gonna lose to these guys, why am I working with you?" "Okay." "Yes." "You're right." "Yes." "Okay, losing team can't show their face in here anymore." "Deal." "Prepare to go down like the Lusitania." "That's a" " British ocean liner, yeah." "The sinking of which precipitated U.S. involvement in World War I." "Duh." " Hi." " Oh, hey." "Glad you guys are here." "Thanks for coming to look after Marny while I use the bathroom." "Oh." "I'm not really hurt." "This whole sneaking alone time thing has just gotten out of control." "That's what you get for listening to Nick." ""Oh, don't worry, Chris." "Bears are more afraid of us than we are of them."" "They are not." "I'm worried Gary might be on to me." "He's being so nice." "I think he's trying to guilt me into confessing." " Hmm." " All right." "Okay, Marny." "I'm running your bath, and it's almost time for your ibuprofen and chocolate milk." "Uh--oh." "Hi, Sheila." "Oh." " Yeah." " Hey, Nick." "Okay." "I'll see you when you get home." "Love you too." "Nick's stuck at work." "Said he's gonna be another 35 minutes." "Huh." "That was Sheila, just calling to say she was gonna be late to pick up Ernie-- 35 minutes late." "Was there music playing in the background?" "Yeah." "Did it sound like they were at a bar?" "Oh, come on!" "They're playing trivia without us!" "The team was my idea, and they got rid of us?" "We're like that guy who was originally in the Beatles but got kicked out." " You know who I'm talking about." " Yeah, uh" " Uh" " Uh, what was his name?" "Uh, um, something with the word "fish" in it." " Yeah, um" " Pete Best." "God, we're bad at trivia." "You know what, though?" "That's no excuse." "Nick still lied to both of us." "Hey, never lie to your spouse." "You always get caught." "Isn't that right, Marny?" "So you figured it out." "That is why you've been doting on me." "What are you talking about?" "Figured what out?" "And what happened to your limp?" "Oh." "It's still here." "Now you're limping with the other leg!" "Ma--Marny, what's going on?" "Uh, w" "I, uh" "Now I'm all mixed up." "You've been faking this whole time?" "Why?" "Please don't take this personally." "I just wanted a little time to myself." "What?" "I put handicap bars in the shower!" "Okay, I think we're gonna-- we're gonna take off." "Yep." "We gotta yell at our people too." "Gary, I'm really sorry." "I know that I was wrong." "It's just that I thought if I asked you for some alone time, you would say no." "You're right." "I would've said no." "I work hard here, and I need you." "But mostly because the best part of my day is when you come through that door." "Gary, it was never that I didn't want to be with you, sweetheart." "I love being with you." "I just wanted a little alone time to clear my head." "Baby, I want some alone time too." "And we'll both get it." "When those two jokers are in college." "September 3, 2029." "I already have it circled on the calendar." "I'm really sorry." "Mm." "Oh, I don't know why I let Nick get in my head like that." "Nick?" "Yeah." "He's the one that told me to lie." "Huh." "He did, huh?" "Yes, he did." " Hmm." " It's all his fault!" " Mm-hmm." " Go get him." "What did I tell you?" "There is no way the other team can catch us." "One more correct answer and we win." "This is the third largest mountain range in Europe." "The Carpathians!" " Incorrect." " Nick, I got this." "For the victory, it is" " Spice Girls." " No!" "Hey!" "Incorrect." "Next question." "What element" " Spice Girls!" " No!" " Incorrect." "Next question" " I'm sorry--hey!" "Can we just have a second here, please?" "Guys, I'm s" "I see you guys are all here, and I understand that you're all mad at me." "Okay, fine, but you have to know, if we don't get this next question right, we will lose, and I will not be able to come here ever again." "Okay?" "Okay, which rebellion was defeated at the Battle of Sedgemoor in 1685?" "I don't know this one." "I don't know this either." "Neither does anyone else." " I think we're still good." " Okay." " I know the answer." " Oh!" " History major." " Oh!" " Quick, what is it?" " Okay!" " Quick, please, tell us!" " Yeah." "Hey." "Hey." "Hey, Gary!" "Hey, where are you going, man?" "Oh, to these nice people and give them the answer." "Hey, Gary, what-- Oh, my God." "If I lose, I can never come back here." "You should've never encouraged my wife to lie to me." "Gary, Gary, this is very serious." "All right?" "Chris, Emily, please?" "I'm sorry, honey." "I warned you not to be so competitive." "Yeah, and you kicked me out of my own group like Pete fish." "Gary, I am begging you right now." "Okay?" "I love this place." "Please." "I don't know why I do the things I do, okay?" "I'm a flawed person." "I'm working on it." "But I admit it, okay?" "Today I lied to my best friend." "I lied to my wife." "Guys, I'm so, so sorry." "I think there's probably something wrong with me." "And it's worth looking into." "I will search for it on WebMD when I get home." "But right now..." "Gary, please, can you find it in your heart to forgive me?" "I'll forgive you." "After I get even with you." "The Monmouth Rebellion." "We have a winner." "Second place," ""Let's Get Quizzical," you get a Cagney's shot glass." "And he's banned for life." "And you are banned from this bar for life." "Okay." "Okay." "All right, then." "I guess--I guess I'm leaving." "All right." "But you guys are gonna miss me." "You're gonna say, "hey,"" ""hey, what happened to that guy Nick Thayer, huh?" ""Where's that guy that used to-- that used to order one beer at the bar and then hang out with his kid for three hours?"" "Oh, right, honey, that is quite a legacy." "Let's go." "Well, I don't mind being banned." "I'm tired of having to throw away all my clothes after I leave this place anyway." "Hey." "Oh, hey, baby." "Boys, your mom's home!" "Mom, Mom!" "Clark didn't change his underpants today!" "I wanted to tell her that." "Baby, how was your day?" " Yeah!" " Oh, long." "Oh?" "What'd you have for lunch?" "Turkey sandwich." "With a side of potato chips." "And a pickle spear." "Oh, see?" "Baby, that's all I want." "Oh, I took some pictures of it to show you." "Wow, marble rye." "You gone crazy." "You see...?" "Mama went crazy."

"(SEAGULLS CALLING)" "(CLASSICAL VIOLINS PLAY)" "Hey, Wayne!" "First track today?" "(LAUGHTER AND SHOUTS)" "(LADIES CHATTERING)" "WOMAN:" "Step right up!" "ATTENDANT:" "OK, safety bars down." "OK, are you ready?" "You a hunter?" "101st Airborne." "Dak To." "Where were you?" "AUDIENCE:" "Wow!" "Yeah!" "Are you sure you want to go on?" "Thank you." "Hello." "How are you?" "Is this your first time?" "Scared?" "Everything OK back there?" "(EXCITED CHATTER)" "This is gonna be fun." "You're gonna really like it." " I'm so glad we stayed!" " Don't worry." "You've got it made." "I'm not gonna hold up my hands." " Here we go!" " Hands in the air, everybody!" "All right." "Here we go." " Too late to turn back now!" " I'm gonna open my eyes." "Hang on, soldier!" "Here we go!" "(SCREAMS)" " I don't wanna go home!" " I wanna go home." "I'm tired." "You're getting spoiled." "It's time to go home." "I'm gonna carry you home like a little baby." "(HYSTERICAL SCREAMING)" "(BUZZING)" " Too much juice?" " No." "Ow!" " If it's getting painful..." " That's what I'm paying for." "Ow." "Ow!" "(CONTINUOUS BEEPING)" "It's not you." "It's me." "You got a phone around here?" " Yeah, in the reception area." " I'll be right back." " That's OK." "We're finished." " Time flies when you're having fun." " What was that?" " Time flies when you're having fun." "He always says it's important." "All right." "Give me the number." " Here you go." "I forgot to print." " Thank you." "(SIGHS)" "Thank you." "Simon Davenport, please." "It's Harry Calder." "(LAUGHTER AND CHATTER)" "Excuse me, Mr Davenport." "A Mr Calder on the phone for you." "Excuse me." " Harry, I'm sorry to bother you." " 'Then don't.'" " Why do you talk to me like that?" " I don't like you, Si." "After tonight I may return the favour." "Is Ocean View Park in your jurisdiction?" "'You know it is." "Why?" "'" "When was the last time a field inspector checked out the rides?" " Two months ago." " Are you sure?" " I did it myself." " That's unfortunate." " Did you inspect the rollercoaster?" " Of course." "What happened?" "It just collapsed." " Jesus." " 'People are dead." "'I want you to go out there and find out if there was negligence involved.'" " You go." " It's my wedding anniversary." " So take your wife!" " You're funny." "And I admire your sense of teamwork." "I didn't inspect that park." "You did." "Keep that in mind on your way out there." "You all right?" "It's chilly out here." "Why don't you go inside?" "Did you see it?" "How do you think it happened?" "It doesn't make sense." "Better go home and get some sleep." "Wayne was up there." "He was walking the track." "Anything wrong, he would have found it." "Who's Wayne?" "I've been here 40 years." "Nothing like this ever happened before." "Have you had any figures..." "We're not leaving until we get the story." " Harry." " Hello, Burt." "Tough break." "You know the Rocket." "54 years and not a single accident." "Until tonight." "Tell me about it." "Harry, Lieutenant Keefer." "This is George Spurling, Dover Pacific Insurance." " Harry's with Standards and Safety." " How are you?" " Your department inspect this place?" " Every three months." "So, what the hell happened?" "Good question." "We pay a higher premium on the merry-go-round." "Anybody have any ideas?" "You're the experts." "If it was a malfunction..." "Last month we had both trains X-rayed for metal fatigue." "Clean bill of health." " Who are you?" " Wayne Moore." "Head mechanic." "Something may have happened after the test." " I walk that track each day." " Including today?" "Including today." "One solid hour." "From 7:00 to 8:00." "It's an act of God." "When you put it back together stress engineers will take a look." " Anybody want coffee?" " Black, please." " Burt, you open at noon, don't you?" " Mm-hm." "I met a guy, old-timer, out there." "Carries a broom." " That's Benny." " What time does he get to work?" "You're lucky if he wanders in by 10:00." "He said he saw Wayne up on the rollercoaster." "So?" "If Wayne inspects from 7:00 to 8:00, what was he doing up there two hours later?" "Were you up on the tracks at 10:00 this morning?" " No, I was home having breakfast." " You finished at 8:00?" "8:00, maybe 8:15." "Thanks." " BURT:" "That doesn't mean anything." " Why doesn't it?" "Benny's been around since the place opened, but he's not sure if it's day or night." " He drinks?" " No." "But he's an old man." " Spends a lot of time talking to his wife." " When did she die?" "BURT:" "He was never married." "Forget I asked." "It's a yellow Chevy Malibu." "It's right outside in stall six." " How long will you keep the car?" " Just a few hours." " Short trip." " Just passing through." " Come back and see us again." " I might." "I like your cotton candy." "(HORN)" " Harry?" " Hmm?" "If you're trying to kill us, at least let me put on some lip gloss." "I was thinking about the first cigarette I ever smoked." "It was a Camel." "No filter." " You just passed the house." " What?" "The house, remember?" "Where you used to live?" "Oh, my God." "(BARKING)" "When you stop smoking, you're supposed to gain weight." "I think you look cute... for someone going through male menopause." " Morning." " Is she ready?" "Come on in." "Tracy, your father's here." " Still dating Pam?" " Fran." "She's outside." " You've met Dale?" " No, I don't think so." "Hi." " When are you going to bring her back?" " Not late." "Your hair is different." "Are you styling it?" "No." "It's..." "I use a hot comb." "Mmm..." " Hi, Dad." " Hi, darling." " Bye-bye." " Have a good time." "Er..." "Nice meeting you, Dale." " How do you like the robe?" " It's fine, thanks." "Yours?" "Birthday present." "I hope you keep the bedroom door locked." "That's more than we used to do." " That's because there was..." " Nothing going on." "(ANIMAL CALLS)" " Do they have names?" " No, not yet." "Most of them are still babies." " Can I touch one?" " You should wait till you get him home." "Helen, will you listen?" "Not a dog." "Hamsters." "How do I know if they're messy?" "Look, it's your house, you decide." "No, I'm not trying to make you the heavy." "Yes, she seems like she likes them." "OK, fine." "See you." " What do they eat?" " Hamster food." "They like spinach." "Or carrots or alfalfa." " Your mother says OK." " Can I have a pair?" "They don't stay a pair." "You can't dump hamsters on your mother." " Can I have the white one?" " The pretty one?" "Sure." " How are we gonna get him home?" " We have hamster caskets." "A little box will be fine." "When did you put this paper in here?" "The one at the bottom of the cage." "OWNER:" "This morning." "Every morning." " So it's today's paper?" " Yeah, should be." "There was a fire on one of the rides." "We put it out." "No one was hurt." "I can't release any more information." "Look, we had an accident of our own last week." " I just want to ask a few questions." " I'm sorry." " Who's covering this up?" "The police?" " I'd rather not say." " 'What the hell is it?" "A state secret?" "'" " Management." " Who's management?" " 'Susquehanna Development Company." " 'It's been a long day.'" " I'll call the chairman." "He's in the book." "Good night, Mr Calder." "Daddy, Confucius say, "With faith, man can move mountains."" " I thought Jesus said that." " According to that fortune cookie..." " Which is yours." " ..." "Confucius said it too." "Don't believe everything you read." " Daddy's pissed off." " Where did she learn that language?" "I did some checking." "The park in Pittsburgh never had a problem." " That's two accidents in a week." " Coincidence." "Maybe." "I just talked to Burt Lyons out at Ocean View." " He's got orders not to be helpful." " They're trying to minimise publicity." " What's bugging you?" " I'm not sure." " You sending a man to Pittsburgh?" " 'I can't afford to send a man to lunch." "'Calder, when you're sure about what you're not sure about, call me back.'" "Yeah, thanks." "Harry, your call to Susquehanna Development." "The president's name is Quinlan." "He's on his way to Chicago but you can reach him at the Hyatt Regency today." "Jackie, find out who owns Ocean View Park out here." " Get the head man for me." " OK." "I got that information." "Ocean View is run by the Leisure Time Corporation in Seattle." " Did you call the president?" " He's on his way to Chicago." " Hyatt Regency?" " Hyatt Regency." "(ELEVATOR BELL)" " You wanna go to Chicago?" " Five, Si." "The presidents of five corporations are on their way there, including Ocean View's and Wonderworld's." "Maybe it's a convention." "You think something's out of line, call the police." "The police didn't inspect that coaster." "I did." "You rubbed my face in that." "I hoped that divorce would curb some of your more paranoid impulses." "I'm going to Chicago and you're paying for the trip." "Out of the question." "Funny how things pop into your mind." "I've been thinking about that medical building last year." " You bastard." " Shame about that roof caving in." "I wish you hadn't pulled me off the inspection." "I'm good at spotting substandard materials." "It was your nephew's construction company, wasn't it?" " How long will you be gone?" " A day or two." " Better go and get packed." " Thanks a lot, Si." "Harry." " You're a big disappointment to me." " I feel bad about that, Si." "You should have moved up in the department." " District manager." "Supervisor." " You know me." "No ambition." "It's your mouth." "You have a personality problem." "You never want to fit in." "It depends on what you want fitted and where you want it put, Si." "Give my love to Sylvia." "I appreciate you coming here on such short notice." "I'm sorry I couldn't be more specific, but a face-to-face meeting was necessary." "This was delivered to me by mail yesterday." "I was instructed to play this for you within a 24-hour period." "That is why I told you it was an emergency." "(KNOCKING)" "MAN:" "Room service!" " We didn't order any." " Compliments of the hotel." "All right." "Put it here." " We can do that ourselves." " Oh." "I'll just straighten that out for you." "Thank you." " Yes?" " Mr Quinlan?" " Who are you?" " Department of Standards and Safety." "This isn't Chicago jurisdiction." "No, sir, I just flew in." "I'd like to talk to you." "I'm tied up at the moment." "Leave your number at the desk." "I'm prepared to make a nuisance of myself." "I have two dimes." "One for the police, one for the "Tribune"." "You can invite me in or I can start making phone calls." "I'm not your enemy, Mr Quinlan." "We may be on the same side." "Come in." " Gentlemen, this is Mr..." " Calder." " Apparently he wants to talk to us." " About what?" " This." " It's none of your business." "Who runs the Leisure Development Corporation?" "I do." "I was the inspector on your coaster at Ocean View Park." "I don't think what happened was an accident." "Or the fire at Wonderworld." "When are we gonna play that tape?" " You don't mind his presence?" " Play it." "MAN: 'Thank you for coming, gentlemen." "'Your companies are involved, either through subsidiaries 'or long-term lease arrangement with the amusement park industry." "'As you know, it's a peculiar business, more vulnerable than most." "'During the past week, I've given you two examples of just how vulnerable." "'I have no desire to create further incidents, 'assuming you agree to my proposal." "'The payment will be $1 million, 'to be delivered at a time and a place of my choosing." "'You'll be contacted no later than a week from today." "'You may wish to bring in the police." "That is up to you." "'It will not hamper me in the slightest." "Thanks for your time.'" " Jesus." " Polite son of a bitch, isn't he?" "He can afford to be." "A million for starters." " And no guarantee it stops there." " Well, what do we do?" "'We pay." "We can't have that bastard killing people.'" "'Oh, good." "Nice to have a humanitarian in the group.'" "'OK, it's not good for business, either.'" " 'Thank you.' - 'We gotta pay.'" "'Why cloud the issue with morality?" "'" "'Let's wait till he contacts us again.'" " 'We could try and arrange a meeting.' - 'Don't.'" " 'Why not?" "' - 'You're amateurs.'" "'What is he?" "The professional?" "He's a psychopath.'" " 'Whatever he is, he's smart.' - 'We can do without the testimonials.'" "'Just don't underestimate him." "He's rigged two accidents 2,000 miles apart 'in one week without leaving a trace.'" "That means knowledge of structural engineering, 'demolition and electronics." "'He's not some nut with a bomb on a plane.'" "'It all comes down to the same thing." "Extortion.'" "No argument." "Mr Calder..." " What do you suggest?" " Well, it's your money." "But I'd get some expert advice if I were you." "It's a felony." "Call in the federal authorities." "Are you Calder?" "My name's Hoyt." "Special agent in charge." "Fill me in." " HOYT:" "Anyone touch the tape?" " HARRY:" "Just Quinlan." " Our friend would never leave prints." " Do I have your guarantee of that?" " It's obvious." " We'll let our lab make a determination." "We'll send that tape in for voice analysis." "If it was delivered to Quinlan, see if he kept the wrapping." "The suspect talked about their gross earnings?" " Yes." " We're dealing with five corporations." "I want to know if anyone owns shares in all five." "Maybe he reads the reports." "We'll get him." "I didn't make any reservations, man." "I thought you made them!" " Where are they?" " Suite 2308." "Fine." "We'll take it from here." "Mr Calder, we want to thank you." "Contacting us was right." "I only wish more people would give us their trust." " Don't you want me to come up?" " No, that won't be necessary." "I'm sure you want to be getting home." "Thanks again." "Oh, you're with Standards and Safety, aren't you?" "Prepare a letter of commendation to the head of Mr Calder's department." "Have a nice flight." "I'd like to check out." "Could you prepare my bill?" "(CHILDREN CHATTERING)" "(TELEPHONE)" "Damn." " Yeah." " MAN: 'Hello." "Is this Harry Calder?" "'" "That's right." " Hello?" " 'I think you're entitled to a vacation.'" " Who is this?" " 'That's not really important." " 'Have you ever been to Virginia?" "'" " No, and I don't plan to." "Who is this?" "'It's a little hot this time of year, but I'm sure you'll enjoy it.'" "(HANGS UP)" "Go home and watch "Sesame Street"." "1F." "Well, hello, Calder." "I see you brought Donder and Blitzen." "Let's talk." " You must be out of your mind." " It has to be you." "He was very definite." "Why?" "I don't even know the son of a bitch." "Apparently he knows you." " And he wants me to deliver the money?" " Yep." "The drop is tomorrow." "Kings Dominion Park." "You're to wait by a specified phone booth for his call." " Where is this place?" " Richmond, Virginia." " The son of a bitch just called me." " What?" "Ten minutes ago." "He said I deserved a vacation and I'd like it in Virginia." "Calder..." "Just what is this relationship between you and our friend?" " There isn't any relationship." " There has to be." "I said there isn't." "Then I assume you'd be... willing to take a polygraph test?" "You remind me of the man I work for." "I don't like him either." "Really?" "He seemed nice enough to me." " You talked to him?" " Sure." "You had to have an official leave of absence." "I don't want an official leave of absence." "Yeah, that's what he said you'd say." "Now listen." "I don't know about you, but I want this man put away." "At the moment, it's not wise to cross him." "Your plane leaves in three hours." "I can always use another letter of commendation." "(TELEPHONE)" " Hello?" " MAN: 'Hello, Harry.'" " What do you want?" " 'Take a sweater." "It gets chilly.'" "I don't know why you're dragging me into this." " I trust you." " 'You don't know me.'" "'You were the only one in that room who appreciated what I was doing.'" "What room?" " You bugged that hotel room!" " Of course." "You told them not to underestimate me." "That was good advice." "Get this straight." "I said you're smart, but I'm not a fan, OK?" "You kill people." "'Do you think they would have paid attention if I hadn't?" "'" " Is this about attention?" " It's about money, Harry." "Then get a job." "'I've had jobs." "I'm not particularly productive.'" "Am I having this conversation?" "'You're unsympathetic." "I'm trying to communicate.'" "Fine." "Name a place and we'll have a coffee." "I'm not at my best over the phone." " What do you think of Hoyt?" " Says he's going to get you." "No one's gonna get me." "But I'll promise you this, Harry." "If they pay me, and if they do what I say, I'll never bother them again." "Maybe you enjoy it." "Wrong psychological profile." "I'm not in this for kicks." "Oh, yeah, it's only the money." "You're a businessman." "In a corrupt society you're no worse than anybody else." "We all cheat on our taxes." " I'm not enjoying this conversation." " Then get another messenger boy." "(TELEPHONE)" " Yes?" " I may have made a mistake with you." "We'll see." "Go to Richmond and do as you're told." " OFFICER:" "A description would help." " HOYT:" "We don't have one." " OFFICER:" "I hope you don't expect trouble." " HOYT:" "It's a drop." "He'll behave himself." "OFFICER:" "Why did he pick this place?" "It's noisy, crowded and hell to cover." "But we have one advantage." " What's that?" " Calder." "Thanks a lot." "This is the telephone booth." "We're instructed to have Calder waiting outside at 11:30 sharp." "I want an "Out of Order" sign on that booth." "Our friend will contact you by phone to tell you where to take the money." "Do exactly what he says." "It's in our interests to expedite the delivery." "Why?" "Because somewhere, at some point, he has to get his hands on that money." "It's his moment of maximum risk." "There's no way he can avoid it." "But whatever he does, we'll have our shot at him." "If it's picked up by a third party, we follow it." "If he comes himself, we move in." "We can't stake out the entire park but we can cover you." "And the money." " Don't you think he knows that?" " Course he does." "Where's the bag?" "That arrived yesterday." "We're to fill it with unmarked bills." "50s and 100s." "And Calder is to have it with him." " I don't follow." " He's protecting himself." "There's nothing unusual about the bag except it's easy to spot." " A switch?" " Very good, Calder." "Glad everybody understands." "Can you explain it to me?" "HOYT:" "Run Calder and us all over the park." "At one particular spot, he'll have a duplicate suitcase waiting." "He gets word to me to make a switch, and I walk off with the empty suitcase." "While you're following me, he picks up the one with the money." "Don't say, "Very good."" "What do we do?" "He can tell Calder to make the switch in a thousand places." " How will we know?" " Tom?" "HOYT:" "Calder will wear that radio." "When he wants to alert us, he just opens his mouth." "So what's gonna go wrong?" "There you are, honey." "Don't you dare put that in your mouth!" "I got him in view." " Everyone at their stations?" " Yes, sir." "I just ran a check." " Pierce, do you read me?" " 10-4." "All exits covered by security." "Right." "(BREATHING)" " Calder's mike open?" " That's him breathing now." " Phone booth?" " We're tapped in." "11:30." "(RINGING)" " Start the trace." " Start." " Yes?" " MAN: 'Good morning, Harry." " 'Sleep well?" "'" " Get on with it." "'There's a stand near the Mason-Dixon Music Hall." "'They sell hats." "I want you to buy one." "Have your name stitched on the brim." "'And then you'll like this, Harry." "I want you to put it on.'" " And then?" " 'Just wait." "You'll be contacted.'" "What stand was that?" "The Mason-Dixon Line?" "'Don't bother stalling." "There isn't time to trace this call." "'Two other things." "First..." "'When you leave the toadstool, take off the microphone.'" " What microphone?" " 'Take it off, Harry.'" "'I'll be watching." "I don't want you in voice contact with anyone." "'And if you have a second one, I'll know." "Do you have a second one?" "'" " No, I don't." " 'You know something?" " 'I believe you, Harry.'" " Is that it?" "'I said there were two things." "'I have a little surprise for everybody." "'Are you listening, Mr Hoyt?" "There's a bomb in the park." " 'Please follow my instructions... '" " Go ahead." "'... or I'll set it off." "'Now go get your funny hat, Harry.'" " Any luck?" " No." "Damn." "What about the bomb?" "Is he lying?" "I doubt it." "Go to the service gates." "And park out of sight." "Kings Dominion?" "I was there last week with my kids!" "If you make a switch, take off your sunglasses." "There you are, sir." "That will be $3.50." "We don't get many "Harrys" around here." "A lot of Jasons and Scotts." " What's he doing?" " OFFICER: 'Just standing there.'" "He has to tell Calder where to make the switch." "How's he gonna do it?" "Sky writing?" "George?" "Anything to report?" "No, sir, just about 30,000 cases of sunburn." "I'll keep my eyes open." "Excuse me." "Mr Calder?" "Mr Harry Calder?" " Yes." " Package for you." "Thank you." "Young man, give that to me." "Police officer." " What did he look like?" " I never saw the guy." "You can check." "Red Line Delivery." "Came in the mail with $100." " Written instructions?" " No." "He called us." "It's a radio." "He's to go to the Vertigo." "Can you pick him up?" " He'll probably use a banded frequency." " Well, try." "Harry?" "If you read me, speak into the grid." " I read you." " He made contact." " You've got to pick up that signal!" " It's an illegal band." "I can't." "Well, keep at it." " MAN: 'Am I breaking up?" "'" " A little." "Adjust the squelch button." "One... two... three... four... five... six..." "Is that better?" "Better." "What next?" " 'Get on the ride, please.'" " Can't we simplify this?" "Have to keep you moving." "Sorry, Harry." "Just try to enjoy yourself." "Have a good time." " OFFICER: 'He's getting on the Vertigo.'" " Come on, pal." "Headed your way, Tom." "You have to leave your suitcase." " You want to let him on with that?" " OK." "Go ahead." "GUIDE: 'The river on your right is the Zambezi River." "'In Africa it is known for its huge hippo population." "'If you look at the pond to your right, you may see our baby hippo." "'Baby hippos are born under water and immediately go to the surface for air." "'The gestation period for a hippo is about 24 months." "'To the left of the train, you'll catch a glimpse of our white rhino and zebra... '" "MAN: 'Having a good time, Harry?" "'" "GUIDE: 'You are now entering the Kanha preserve, home of the Bengal tiger." "'The tigers you will see have all been born in captivity.'" "Congratulations." "You just won a carton of cigarettes." "I don't smoke." "OFFICER:" "He's moving again." " He's heading for the rollercoaster." " HOYT: 'Jesus Christ.'" "Hey, I bet you a million dollars we beat you, mister!" "Get a move on, you guys." "Come on!" "(SCREAMING AND CHEERING)" "MAN: 'Having fun on the coaster, Harry?" "Ride it again.'" "OFFICER: 'He's riding the son of a bitch again.'" " BOY:" "Here's your photograph." " HARRY:" "What photograph?" "Man on the phone said, "Take a picture of the man with the dark glasses."" " That'll be $2.50." " I'll take that." "What did the man say?" " What?" " The caller." "What did he tell you to do?" "MAN: 'Harry?" "Why don't you get weighed?" "'" "Sir, your suitcase." "Sorry, sir, I thought you were thinner." "Take a prize." " Do I have to?" " No, sir." "Don't you want me to guess your age?" " No." " Step right up here." "I'll say you weigh 210 pounds." "Go ahead and step right up on the scales." "The subject's still moving." "He's on his way to the Skyride." " He's trying to wear us down." " He's doing a damn good job." "Where from here?" "The Jack And The Beanstalk ride?" "MAN: 'As a matter of fact, this is almost the end of the line.'" " What do you want me to do?" " 'I should tell you about the bomb." " 'Would you like to know where it is?" "'" " Sure." "'You're holding it.'" " You bastard." " 'Now, Harry." "'It was activated when you turned it on, so be careful." "'I wouldn't want to lose you." "And don't throw it, Harry." "'It will explode on impact." "'Don't try to open it." "There's a tamper switch." "'And don't leave it behind." "I want to see it in your hand when you get off." "'OK, Harry?" " 'Now, do I have your full attention?" "'" " Screw you." "Hello to Yogi, hello to Boo Boo" "Hello to Scooby Doo..." "MAN: 'When you leave the car, I want you to give the signal.'" "What signal?" "'The signal that tells them you've switched suitcases.'" "I don't know what you're talking about." "'Harry, I have the transmitter in my pocket." "'You know what happens if I push the button.'" "How can I signal anybody?" "You made me take off the mike." "'They gave you a backup." "I was watching." "'One more thing." "'If they don't move in immediately, I'll know you didn't give the signal." "'That means I'll push the button." "'So please, Harry, for everybody's sake, be convincing.'" "(SINGING MUSHROOMS) Hello to Yogi" "Hello to Boo Boo..." " He just gave the signal." " Who's boarding?" " What?" " The car Calder got out of." "Who's getting in?" " Sorry, sir, I wasn't watching." " What's your name?" " Lansing, sir." " One of yours." " Patch me through to everybody." " Done." "All units, converge on Skyway platform, south side of park." "Use extreme caution." "Subject may be armed." "Let's go." "Hey!" "Federal law." "You see that car coming in?" "The red one?" "When it docks, stop the machinery." " I can't." " Don't argue." "Clear the platform." "Dennis, prepare to stop the ride!" "Get 'em down!" "MAN: 'Stop, Harry." "'Turn around." "'Do you see that bench on your left?" "'" " Yes." " 'Walk over to it." "'Put the suitcase on the bench." "'Turn to the right." "'Now walk away, Harry." "Don't look back.'" " What shall I do with the bomb?" " 'Give it to the bomb squad." "'They'll know how to handle it." "Start walking." "'Remember, eyes front." "'And, Harry..." "'Thanks for your cooperation.'" "Is this far enough?" "Are we finished now?" "Hello?" "You could have alerted us!" "I was carrying a goddamn bomb." "You weren't paralysed." "All you had to do was get a message to my men." "What men?" "You pulled them all off me, you stupid son of a bitch." "I had you surrounded!" "Just one word." "One move." "That's why he picked you." "You can't think under pressure." "Bring it in, boys." "Well?" "It's plastic explosive, rigged to go off by a radio signal." "It's a beautiful piece of work." " Get a make on the components." " You can buy them in any store." " You can't buy explosives in any store." " No, but this stuff is home-made." "(BUZZER)" "Administration." "Maintenance vehicle leaving by the service exit." " Have it searched." " Give it a once over." " Is something funny?" " He has a way to get it out of here." "You know, I'm getting damn tired of your misplaced admiration." "Then drive me to the airport." "Gladly." "Make the arrangements." "HOYT:" "Calder." "If your friend does get the money out, it just might be a terminal error." "Why?" " You marked the money." " So what?" " He said he wanted unmarked bills." " I don't give a damn what he said." "It's done all the time." "When he starts to pass the money, we can get a fix." " He'll know." " He won't." "I put my ass on the line for nothing!" "Why didn't you tell me?" "It wasn't necessary." "I don't know who the hell I trust less." "Him or you." "(RINGING)" "(BLAST OF MUSIC)" "MAN: 'I gave them my terms and they're in default and I'm very disappointed.'" " What happened?" " 'You know exactly what happened." "'Every one of those bills is marked.'" "How can you be sure?" "It may be a mistake." "'Pixie dust, Harry." "It shows up under ultraviolet light.'" " They didn't tell me." " 'I don't believe you, Harry.'" "I don't give a damn." "They didn't tell me." "'I'll give them another demonstration.'" "You proved your point, OK?" "You're smarter than they are." " I'll make calls." "I'll get you your money." " 'That's not good business.'" "Why make innocent people suffer?" "Just give me some time." "I promise they won't screw around with you." "'It's too late for negotiations, Harry." " 'I won't be calling again.'" " Listen..." "'Tell your friends I'll give them another reminder 'of how vulnerable they are.'" "(HANGS UP)" " Who was that?" " WOMAN: 'Operator.'" "Operator, what's the area code for Washington DC?" "'202.'" " Would you make us some coffee?" " No, I will not make us some coffee." "Harry, what's going on?" " MAN: 'Vice 702.'" " Special Agent Hoyt, please." " 'This is?" "'" " Harry Calder." " 'Harry Calder?" "'" " It's urgent." "'Mr Hoyt will be changing planes in Denver at 10:15.'" "Thank you." "She's finished." " Hmm?" " Your daughter." "Remember her?" "Oh!" " Hey, where are you today?" " Sorry." "Thinking." "I noticed." "(FIRECRACKER)" " MAN:" "You're scaring the horses!" " BOY:" "You unpatriotic or something?" " Tracy, that was terrific!" " Thank you." " Can we get something to eat?" " What do you feel like?" " An enchilada?" " How about chilli?" "Chilli's fine." "Why don't you two have some ice cream?" "I have to make a phone call." "This is getting to be a habit." "Next week I'll take a few days off, we'll drive to San Diego." " We can go to the zoo or..." " Promise?" "If I don't, you can trade me in, OK?" " Get me one too." " OK." "Would you empty your pockets of all metal, please?" "TANNOY: 'Mr Thomas Hoyt, flight 405, please pick up a red courtesy phone.'" " Mr Hoyt." "You have a call for me?" " OPERATOR: 'Yes, sir.'" " Hello?" " 'Hoyt, this is Calder." "'I must see you." "I may have something.'" "If you want me to miss my plane, "may" is not good enough." ""'May" is all you got." "See you in my office.'" "For Christ's sake, don't tell me you had me come all the way out here for this." "The first ride's today." "In four hours." "TV coverage, a rock concert, reporters..." "We checked it out." "It's one of three dozen possibilities." " He's gonna hit it." " Really?" "That's very interesting." "Do you have anything in the way of proof?" "I'm telling you, I know this guy." "He loves machinery." "This is too tempting to pass up." "He started with a roller coaster." "Why not take out the biggest of all?" "Let me show you something." "Complete breakdown for the summer." "Fourth of July events schedule." ""Rodeo at Wild West Park in Dallas." ""Enchanted Castle opening today at Funland in Wisconsin." ""Beauty Contest at Sky's The Limit in Detroit."" "Go ahead." "Read it." "Every fish fry in America doing it up for the Fourth." "Parades, air shows, belly dancers." "There are 50 events on that list, and you're down to one." " That's quite a trick." " He's extorting five companies." "They own less than a third of those parks." "It's still too many to cover." "How many are getting this publicity?" "It's made to order." "You're reaching." "Confucius say, "With faith, man can move mountains."" "Where did you get that?" "Out of a fortune cookie?" "All right." "Try this on for size." " I dug these out of the files." " They are?" "Standards and Safety permits for the Magic Mountain coaster." "Read the name of the field inspector." "Under the authorisation." ""Approved, H Calder." You inspected it?" "Three months ago." "It's been in the back of my mind." "And those permits are public record." "You're suggesting he'll tear down that rollercoaster just because you said it was safe?" "I'm not his buddy now." "He gets back at me and dumps on the rest of you." "That's bargain basement Freud." "It's the perfect target on the perfect day." "Calder, you're asking me to make a total commitment of men and money on the basis of a hunch." "Nah, I can't do it." "I'm sorry." "I'll see you." " If you get any other ideas, let me know." " Sure." "(RINGING)" " Hello?" " Me." "I'm gonna be tied up for a while." " 'Can you take Tracy home?" "'" " Yeah, I guess so." " Where are you?" " I have to go to Magic Mountain." " 'It's business.'" " Magic Mountain." "I'll tell you about it tonight, OK?" " Can we go?" " Go where?" "Magic Mountain." " Your father doesn't want us there." " It's something to do." "(HORN)" " Get in." " I'm parked in a red zone." "If you're right about today, we'll get it fixed." "(FUNKY MUSIC)" " We thought we'd lost you." " Sorry." "The files were locked." "That's all." " What do you think?" " I'm an inspector, not an engineer." "So think like a bomber." "He'd want momentum, maximum speed." "Probably coming off the loop." "Somewhere between here and here." "If it's there at all." " I'll send the bomb squad up." " We got a problem." "If he's planted a bomb, what happens if he sees them?" "He can blow them all over the park." "Let's not take any chances." "Clear everybody out, then we'll search." "Over my dead body." "For all you know, this guy's 3,000 miles away." "If he isn't he'll hit us tomorrow." "You expect us to close permanently?" "There may be a way to work this." "Let's say he's here." "Where would he be?" "Who knows?" "Anywhere." "The ride doesn't start for an hour and the rollercoaster only becomes important to him at 4:00." " Meaning?" " If he's not there, there's no danger." "Put your men in maintenance clothes." "Nobody will notice them." "It's still a risk." "(TELEPHONE)" " If they're not willing, we'll forget it." " I'll see what they say." "Wait a minute." "What about that crowd out there?" " They're gonna get nervous." " HARRY:" "Got any bunting?" " What?" " Bunting." "Streamers." "Decoration." "They could be wrapping it around the rails." "It's the Fourth of July." " Always thinking, aren't you?" " So is he." "(ROARING APPLAUSE)" "65 minutes till zero hour." "ANNOUNCER: 'All you lucky first-ride ticket holders, hang on to them." "'The Great American Revolution blasts off at 4:00 on the button, 'for the first time ever.'" "We're proud to present one of the hottest acts in the country." "Let's hear it for Sparks!" "(BAND PLAYS ROCK 'N' ROLL TUNE)" "I'll check out the cars." "Hey, look up on the platform." "Isn't that a dog up there?" " Dogs on the platform?" "!" "You're high." " I'm not that high." "(SCREAMING)" "All right." " The mayor is on his way." " Swell." " Getting something." " This is Hoyt." "We checked out the cars." "Nothing under the seats or the frame." "Thanks." "I think he is at Coney Island." " Can I bum a cigarette?" " I'm out." "One... two... three...!" " Did you find anything?" " No." "In five minutes we have to radio in." "There won't be enough time." "There it is." "Hey!" "OFFICER: 'We found the bomb." "It's on the bridge after the tunnel.'" " You'll bring it down?" " 'No." "Don't wanna jar it.'" " We're gonna take it apart here." " For God's sake, be careful." "If we're not, you'll be the first to know." "He's not at Coney Island." "No timer." "(TELEPHONE)" "Demerest." "Yes?" "Terrific." "The mayor has just arrived." "What do I say?" "Ask him if he has any cigarettes." "It's your last cotton candy." "Do you understand?" "Don't ask me again." "If you ask you're going to get an absolute no." "Keep wrapping that stuff." "(CLANGING)" " I wish they'd give us a progress report." " Maybe they're busy." "It doesn't look like he rigged any traps." "He didn't expect us to find it." "All right, move back." "Excuse me." "My wife would like to ask you something." "All our pictures are of me and the kids cos Walter always takes them." "Could you take a picture with my husband in it?" " Sure." " Thanks very much." " All you have to do is..." " I know how to work it." "Come on, kids." "Here we are." "My wife shot a roll of film but she cut off the heads." "I did not cut them all off!" " HUSBAND:" "The others were out of focus." " WIFE:" "Will you be quiet?" "HUSBAND:" "If I'm gonna be in the picture I want to be in focus..." " WIFE:" "Young man, take the picture." " HUSBAND:" "Yes." "You're the photographer." "Thanks very much." "I have a terrible feeling he cut off my head." "ANNOUNCER:" "'How about it?" "Weren't they fantastic?" "'Did you like what you heard?" "'Come on." "Let's hear it!" "'" "(APPLAUSE)" "'Fantastic!" "'" "Now it's time for the big show, folks." "As you can see, it's almost zero hour." "'In 15 minutes, the curtain goes up on the Great American Revolution.'" "So move up that way and see the world turn upside down." "Ticket holders, assemble at the boarding platform." "'Don't be cowards, folks." "You only live once.'" "I'll be back in a few minutes." "Thank you." " Where to now?" " The rollercoaster." " We'll never get on." " I just wanna see." "OK." "The same device he used in Richmond." "Gentlemen, you've earned our thanks." "I'd like to send letters of commendation to your chief." "Well?" "Any suggestions?" "What can we do?" "We know what he sounds like but not what he looks like." "Young voice." "Can't be more than 30." "So we eliminate women, old men and kids." " That leaves 10,000 suspects." " Will somebody make a decision?" " About what?" " Do we go or don't we?" " Nothing in the cars?" " No, sir." "He can't know we've found it." "I think we're safe for today." "Is that a yes or a no?" "That's a yes." "(BAND PLAYS FANFARE)" "ANNOUNCER: 'Ladies and gentlemen, may I have your attention, please?" "'Will the lucky holders of the gold tickets please go to the front of the line.'" "OK, guys." "Let's go." " I wish we had gold tickets." " We'll catch the next one." "Look at that mother." "Bet it hits 5Gs going into that loop." "Mmm." "Far out." "WOMAN:" "One damn day." "One day." "You didn't have to play golf with your buddies." "MAN:" "It's my only day off!" "Look at that." "It'll be two hours before they get on anything." " MAN:" "We'll go with it." " WOMAN:" "We haven't even eaten." " Lock the door." " If it was your mother you'd be on time." "If it was my mother we wouldn't have come." "Mr Mayor, welcome to Magic Mountain." "Thank you." "(APPLAUSE)" " Photographers ready?" " Yes, sir." "Be on the lookout for any kind of suspicious behaviour." "He'll be carrying a miniaturised transmitter." "When the coaster starts its run, watch the crowd." "He thinks his bomb is still in place." "He'll try to set it off." " Where are you going?" " Fresh air." "It's like a sauna in here." " Get your hands off me!" " What have you got there?" " It's the Fourth of July." " No drinking in the park." "That's a hell of a balloon." "Please show your tickets." "Only special gold ticket holders for the first ride." "(BAND PLAYS "STARS AND STRIPES FOREVER")" "Hey, look!" " Wow!" " Can you take a picture!" "We've got two gold tickets!" "We'll be right there!" " Do you want to sell your ticket?" " No." "I'll give you $100." " You gotta be crazy!" " But I wanna go!" " 100 bucks is 100 bucks." " Come with me." "I only need one ticket." " Go ahead." "I'll wait for you here." " Thank you." " You're gonna miss the first ride?" " Yep." "He's crazy!" "Dad!" " What the hell are you doing here?" " Having fun." "Do you wanna join?" "Take Tracy and get out of here." "This is not the place to be right now." "Does this have anything to do with those phone calls?" "Yes." "Now please take her home." "We can all come back next week." " Maybe the line will be shorter." " You're gonna miss it!" " All set?" " Yeah." "Thank you." "They've started." "Hey, there's the loop!" "Over here!" "Everybody come this way!" "Come on!" "It won't take a minute!" "Thank you." "ATTENDANT:" "Did you have a good time?" "OK, sir, hurry it up a little bit." "Ladies and gentlemen, here they come!" "Our first survivors!" "Congratulations!" "How did you enjoy the ride?" "Incredible!" "I've got to go on it again!" "We've got to get in line!" " What about you, ma'am?" " It was so exhilarating!" "What about your husband?" "Did he keep his eyes open?" " Course he did." " We want to go again!" "Sir, how did you like the ride?" " Sir?" " It was fine." "Just fine." "JOURNALIST:" "Tell your grandchildren you were the first to ride the Revolution." " How does it compare to other rides?" " MAN:" "It will get a lot of attention." " What's it like?" " She rode it." "Play that back." "The guy you just interviewed." " Who are you?" " Play it back!" "'Sir, how did you like the ride?" " 'Sir?" " 'It was fine." "Just fine.'" "'Tell your grandchildren you were the first to ride the Revolution." " 'How does it compare to other rides?" "' - 'It will get a lot of attention.'" " Let's grab the last car!" " Run!" "Let's hurry!" " I'll take the bear." " It's a buffalo." "It's been on every ride in the country." " It looks like Calder's after somebody." " Who?" " I don't know." " Well, help him!" "Close in!" "Put me through to all units." "Excuse me." "What the..." "That's him." "He just got off the coaster." "Tell Hoyt." "OFFICER: 'Our man just got off the coaster.'" " He was on the first run." " He planted something." "Call them." "Tell them to stop it." "Clear out the passengers." "Ah, I feel like I'm on top of the world!" "Oh!" "(WOMAN SCREAMS)" "Look this over." "See if you can find the frequency he was using." " They're over the lift." "It's too late." " Christ." "I feel like I'm flying!" "Hold it!" "Harry, don't come any closer." "It's a detonator." "Hold your fire." "The bomb... is in one of those cars." "He's got a transmitter." "Damn it, put those guns away." " He could push the button." " Suppose he's bluffing." "Harry." " Tell them I don't bluff." " Put them down!" "Now, have them clear me a path." "Quickly." " Move back!" " Make room!" " I think I can jam the frequency." " Then what are you waiting for?" "Now what do you want me to do?" " Now, Harry, get me a gun." " You heard him." "To hell with him." "It's not gonna work." "When the ride's over, you'll have nothing to bargain with." "Harry, Harry." "You still don't understand." "You'll be my leverage." "If they don't let me out, I'll kill you." "Come on, come on." "Harry, the gun." " It's jammed." " Take the son of a bitch!" "HOYT: 'We've jammed his frequency!" "'" "TANNOY: 'Ladies and gentlemen, may I have your attention, please?" "'The rides are reopening now for your enjoyment." "'We apologise for the delay." "Have a happy Fourth of July 'and a wonderful time at Magic Mountain.'" " Can I bum one of those?" " What?" " A cigarette." " Sure." "Got a light?" "Keep 'em, OK?"

"R:" "What am I doing with my life?" "I'm so pale." "I should get out more." "I should eat better." "My posture is terrible." "I should stand up straighter." "People would respect me more if I stood up straighter." "What's wrong with me?" "I just want to connect." "Why can't I connect with people?" "Oh, right." "It's because I'm dead." "I shouldn't be so hard on myself." "I mean, we're all dead." "This girl is dead." "That guy's dead." "That guy in the corner is definitely dead." " Jesus, these guys look awful." " (ZOMBIES MOANING)" "I wish I could introduce myself, but I don't remember my name anymore." "I mean, I think it started with an "R," but that's all I have left." "I can't remember my name, or my parents, or my job." "Although my hoodie would suggest I was unemployed." "(SCANNER BEEPS)" "Sometimes I look at the others and try to imagine what they were." "You were a janitor." "You were the rich son of a corporate CEO." "You were a personal trainer." " (SCREAMING) - (BALL BOUNCING)" "And now you're a Corpse." "I have a hard time piecing together how this whole apocalypse thing happened." "Could have been chemical warfare or an airborne virus, or a radioactive outbreak monkey." "But it doesn't really matter." "This is what we are now." "This is a typical day for me." "I shuffle around, occasionally bumping into people, unable to apologize or say much of anything." "It must have been so much better before, when everyone could express themselves, and communicate their feelings and just enjoy each other's company." "A lot of us have made our home here at this airport." "I don't know why." "People wait at airports, I guess, but I'm not sure what we're all waiting for." "(BONEYS GROWLING)" "Oh, man." "They call these guys Boneys." "They don't bother us much." "But they'll eat anything with a heartbeat." "I mean, I will too, but at least I'm conflicted about it." "We all become them some day." "At some point you just give up, I guess." "You lose all hope." "After that, there's no turning back." "Oh, man, gross." "Stop." "Stop, don't pick at it!" "You're making it worse!" "Oh, this is what I have to look forward to." "It's kind of a bummer." "I don't want to be this way." "I'm lonely." "I'm lost." "I mean, I'm literally lost." "I've never been in this part of the airport before." "Wonder if these guys are lost, too." "Wandering around, but never getting anywhere." "Do they feel trapped?" "Do they want more than this?" "Am I the only one?" "(SONG PLAYING)" "R:" "This is my best friend." "(M GROANING)" "By best friend, I mean we occasionally grunt and stare awkwardly at each other." "(BOTH GRUNT)" "We even have almost-conversations sometimes." "(BOTH GRUNTING RHYTHMICALLY)" "Days pass this way." "But sometimes we even find actual words." "Words like..." "Hungry." "And..." "City." "Uh." "Even though we can't communicate, we do share a similar taste in food." "Traveling in packs just kind of makes sense, especially when everyone and their grandmother is trying to shoot you in the head all the time." "God, we move slow." "(SIGHS) This could take a while." "(INDISTINCT TALKING)" "Hello, and thank you for your service today." "In the eight years since this plague destroyed our world..." "You think we're getting this stuff for the cure?" "...since we erected this wall..." "No one believes in a cure anymore, Jules." "...we have counted on young volunteers like you to gather resources from beyond the wall." "But first, a word of caution." "Corpses look human, they are not." "They do not think." "They do not bleed." "Whether they were your mother or your best friend, they are beyond your help." "They are uncaring, unfeeling, incapable of remorse." "Sound like anyone you know, Dad?" "Just picture them as this." "(GROWLING)" "As sons and daughters of possibly the sole remaining human settlement on Earth, you are a critical part of what stands between us and extinction." "Therefore you have an obligation to return to us safely." "And if you remember your training, you will." "Good luck, Godspeed, and God bless America." "USA!" "USA!" "PERRY:" "Let's go." "(ALARM RINGING)" "Sweet." "(SOFT MUSIC PLAYING)" "(INHALES DEEPLY)" "(GUN FIRING)" "Hey, Berg, you gonna help us out or what?" " No dice." "Almost at level five." " (LOW SHRIEKING IN DISTANCE)" "(HEAVY THUD IN DISTANCE)" "Did you hear that?" "I did." "We should bail." "Oh, hey, we can't just bail." "We have orders." "Do you have any idea how much medicine the City goes through a month?" "We need pharma salvage to survive." " We can't just abandon our..." " You sound just like my dad." " Thank you." " Yeah, it wasn't a compliment." "Oh, here, guys." "Take some Prozac." "Maybe that will cheer you up." "(METAL CLANKS)" "I told you I heard something." "(COCKING GUN)" "Per, let's bail." "Perry?" "We have orders, Jules." "It was nothing anyway." " You're being paranoid, okay?" " Perry!" "(GROWLING)" "(GUNS FIRING)" "Aim for their heads!" "(GRUNTING)" "(GROWLS)" "Smile, mother... (SCREAMS)" "(GRUNTING)" " R:" "Nice watch." " (SCREAMING)" "Now, I'm not proud of this." "In fact, I'd appreciate it if you might look away for a moment here." "I don't like hurting people, but this is the world now." "The new hunger is a very powerful thing." "(GROANS)" "If I don't eat all of him, if I spare his brain, he'll rise up and become a Corpse like me." "But if I do, I get his memories, his thoughts, his feelings." "I'm sorry, I just can't help it." "The brain's the best part." "The part that makes me feel human again." "(IMITATES EXPLOSION)" "You like it, Perry?" "R:" "I don't want to hurt you." "I just want to feel what you felt." "To feel a little better." "A little less dead." "Perry..." "I think I love you." "Say something." "Don't just say nothing." "No, I, um..." "I think I love you too, Julie." "I miss airplanes." "My mom used to say that it looked like an Etch A Sketch up there." "I like that you remember that kind of stuff." "If we don't, then it will just all be gone." "You know?" "Yeah." "The world is so messed up." "Not all of it." "Cheeseball." "(BOTH CHUCKLE)" "Perry?" "(ZOMBIES GROWLING)" " Perry!" " (MACHINE GUN FIRING)" "Perry, where are you?" "Answer me!" "(GROWLS)" "(CLATTERING)" "(R GROWLS)" "(STAMMERING) Julie..." "J-Julie..." "(SNIFFING)" "Safe." "Come..." "What?" "R:" "I don't know what I'm doing." "What's wrong with me?" "These other guys would never bring a living person home." "You know why?" "Because that's crazy!" "Right now, they think she's just another one of us." "A new addition to the family." "But they would think I was insane." "If they could think." "Why do I have to be so weird?" "What am I doing?" "(SCANNER BEEPS)" "(WIND WHISTLING)" "(DOOR CLOSES)" "(SOBBING)" "Home..." "(SOBS)" "(STAMMERING) Not eat." "(SOBS)" "Keep you safe." "(GASPS)" "(DOOR CLOSES)" "All right." "Maybe I could have thought this through a little more." "But I can tell when a girl needs her space." "There's a lot of ways to get to know a person." "Eating her dead boyfriend's brains is one of the more unorthodox methods, but..." "(CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYING)" "GRIGIO:" "It's a special occasion." "A special occasion, sir?" "It's Mom's birthday." " To Diane." " To Mom." "Yeah." " It's Mom's birthday." " GRIGIO:" "So, Perry," "Julie tells me you've been working in Agriculture." "But tell me you would never consider going to work construction with your father." "You know, on the wall we need good people." "Um..." "Don't mind him, Per." "Dad's idea of saving humanity is to build a really big concrete box, put everyone in it, and then wait at the door with guns until we grow old and die." "Well, Julie, without the wall, we would be eating brains now" " instead of rice." " Dad..." "JULLE:" "This is the only way past the wall." "Otherwise we get stopped." "Okay..." "Come on." "It's not that bad." "Come on." "I haven't heard from him in two days, Jules." "He's on construction detail, Perry." "He's working." "My dad goes weeks without checking in." "Okay." "This way." "Hey." "It's gonna be okay." "(COMMENTARY PLAYING FAINTLY)" "(HITTING BALL)" "(CROWD CHEERING)" "Dad." "Per." "(GROWLS)" "Whoa, whoa, hey, hey, hey!" "Perry!" "Come on!" "R:" "No wonder she's so afraid of me." "I need a different approach." "Okay, here we go." "Don't be creepy." "Don't be creepy." "Don't be creepy." "(SHIVERING)" "What are you doing?" "Please leave me alone." "Why me?" "Why did you save me?" "Don't" "c-cry." "(SOFT MUSIC PLAYING)" "Safe." "Keep you safe." "What are you?" "(SIGHS)" "I'm hungry." "Just let me go!" "(STAMMERING) Not safe." "Not safe?" "Uh-huh." "Not safe." "(JULIE SIGHS)" "Well, then you're just gonna have to go and get me some food." "Because I'm starved." "Please?" "I'd be very grateful for some food." "O-okay." "(DOOR CLOSES)" "(ZOMBIE GROANS)" "God!" "(ZOMBIES SNIFFING)" "Shit." "(GASPS)" "Don't r-run." "(SNIFFING)" "Come." "S-safe." "Thank you." "(ZOMBIES GROANING)" "Be dead." "(GROANING)" "Okay?" "(GRUNTING)" "That's too m-much." "Told you not s-safe." "Yeah, I get that." "I really am hungry, though." "JULIE:" "Yes!" "Mmm." "My God." "Oh, no." "Stop staring." "You're acting weird again." "(RATTLING)" "Thank you." "Oh, my God." "Mmm!" "Oh, man." "I can't remember the last time I had a beer." "I guess you can't be all that bad, Mr. Zombie." "(STAMMERING) My name..." "You have a name?" "What is your name?" "Rrrrrrrrrrrrrr..." "Rrrr?" "R:" "This date is not going well." "I want to die all over again." "Rrrrrrr..." "Does your name start with "R"?" "Um..." "Robert?" "Richard?" "Randy?" "Raphael?" "Ricardo?" "Why don't I just call you "R"?" "I mean, that's a start, right?" "R..." "I want to go home, R." "Mmm-mmm." "It's n-not safe." "I get that." "And look..." "I know that you saved my life." "And I'm grateful for that." "But you walked me into this place." "So I know that you can walk me out again." "Oh, no." "She can't leave." "She just got here." "Tell her she has to wait." "Tell her they'll notice." "H-h-have to wait." "They..." "They'll notice." "Huh." "Not bad." "How long?" "F-f-few d-days." "Th-they'll f-forget." "Y-y-you'll be o-kay." "Are there others like you?" "I mean, I've..." "I've never ever heard a Corpse talk before." "I mean, apart from the groaning." "Okay." "A few days, huh?" "What am I supposed to do for a few days around here anyway?" "This is awesome!" "You wanna try?" "Oh, God!" "Oh!" "You're a leadfoot." "Okay." "Okay." "Pick a foot." "You're using two feet." "Pick one foot..." "There you go." "Okay... (LAUGHS)" "There you go." "All right." "Two hands on the wheel, buddy." "(JULIE GRUNTS)" "Jesus, R!" "This was a beautiful car!" "AUTOMATED VOICE:" "Recalculating." "(SCOFFS)" "(BREATHES DEEPLY)" "What's with all the vinyl?" "Couldn't figure out how to work an iPod?" "Better s-sound." "Oh, you're a purist, huh?" "More alive." "Yeah." "That's true." "Lot more trouble, though." "There you go again." "Shrugging." "Stop shrugging, shrugger." "It's a very non-committal gesture." "Really?" "These are really cool records." "How did you get all these?" "I collect things." "Yeah, I can see that." "You, my friend, are a hoarder." "Man, there's this awesome record store on Main and Ivy." "You would love it." "It's so cool." "Was so cool." "Alrighty." "(SONG PLAYING)" "Much better." "R?" "Can I ask you something?" "My boyfriend, he died back there." "Will he come back?" "As one of you?" "(SIGHS)" "That's good, I guess." "Something happened to him." "A lot of things happened to him." "But I guess there just came a point where he couldn't absorb any more." "It's just, in my world, people die all the time." "So..." "You know, it's not like" "I'm not sad that he's gone." "Because I am." "But I think I've been preparing for it for a really long time." "(SONG PLAYING)" "What are you?" "R:" "Man, it must be nice to sleep." "I wish I could." "I wish I could dream." "But that's not really an option for me." "The dead don't dream." "This is as close as we get." "You sure about this, son?" "Welcome, then." "Sorry for your loss." "Me, too." "Give him one and show him how to use it." "Hey, Berg, you gonna help us out or what?" "I'm almost at level five." "(HEAVY THUD IN DISTANCE)" "Did you hear that?" "I did." "We should bail." "PERRY:" "We can't just bail." "We have orders." "You sound just like my dad." " Thank you." " Yeah, it wasn't a compliment." "I told you I heard something." "JULIE:" "Perry!" "Aim for their heads." "(SPITTING)" "(BREATHING HEAVILY)" "(JULIE SCREAMING)" "(WEED WHACKER WHIRRING)" "(GROWLS)" "(GRUNTING)" "(SNIFFING)" "(JULIE SCREAMS)" "You said a few days." "It's been a few days, R." "I have to go home." "S-stay t-together." "Safe." "(M GROWLING)" "What?" "J-Julie." "Living." "Eat!" "(LOW GROWLING)" "Oh, my God!" "We go." "Eat." "R. Look." "(ZOMBIES MOANING)" "(GROWLING)" "(ROARS)" "(BANGING ON DOOR)" "This way." "Come with me." "What?" "No!" "Want to help her." "Who the hell asked you?" "Like her." "It's okay." "I'm sure it is." " Over there, the garage." " Hold on." "(SIGHS) I'm so happy to see you right now." "You okay?" "Um..." "R?" "(ZOMBIES SNIFFING AND MOANING)" "You drive." "Good idea." "(ENGINE STARTS)" "(BONEY SHRIEKS)" "(TIRES SCREECHING)" "(ROARING)" "MALE VOICE ON PA:" "The white zone is for loading and unloading of passengers only." "(SONG PLAYING)" "Jesus, I'm freezing." "I have to pull over." "This is one of the last neighborhoods my dad evacuated." "Maybe these houses have food." "Okay, come on." " (RATTLING DOOR)" " Oh, man." "It's locked." "(THUDS)" "Oh, God." "(JULIE SHIVERING)" "Oh, cool!" "Look what they have." "I haven't seen one of these in forever." "Cheese!" "(CHUCKLES)" "It's all right." "See?" "Yeah." "It's important to preserve memories, you know?" "Especially now that the world is on its way out." "Everything you see, you may be seeing for the last time." "Perry used to say that." "Here." "Take a picture." "(FOOTSTEPS)" "(JULIE SIGHS)" "I'm exhausted." "The bed actually isn't too rotten, so I'm gonna go to sleep." "Good night." "Um..." "R?" "Y-yeah?" "I was..." "I was thinking..." "You know, you could sleep in there if you want." "On the floor." "These houses creep me out, so..." "Okay." "(M BREATHING HEAVILY)" "(ZOMBIES MOANING)" "Do you feel it?" "(HEARTS BEATING)" "(NECK CRACKS)" "(BONEYS GROWLING)" "(SNIFFING)" "(ROARS)" "(SHUSHING)" "SOLDIER:" "Hey, look up this street." "Holy shit." "That's my dad." "Get back!" "He would have killed you." "If he saw you, he would have just shot you in the head, and you'd just be gone." "(EXHALES)" "These clothes are soaking still." "I'm gonna lay them out to dry." "Oh, relax." "R:" "Holy shit." "Don't look." "Okay." "Holy shit!" "Hey." "Do you have to eat people?" "Y-yeah." "Or you'll die?" " Yeah." " But you didn't eat me." "You rescued me." "Like, a bunch." "It must be hard being stuck in there." "You know, I can see you trying." "Maybe that's what people do." "You know, we try to be better." "Sometimes we kind of suck at it." "But I look at you and you try so much harder than any human in my city." "You're a good person, R." "Anyway." "It was me." "What was you?" "(TICKING)" "Oh." "I mean, I..." "I guess I kind of knew that." "Y-you did?" "Yeah, I..." "I guess I hoped that you didn't." "I'm sorry." "Julie..." "I'm so s-sorry." "Julie..." "R:" "The dead do not sleep." "(BIRDS TWITTERING)" "JULIE:" "If you guys could pick any job in the world..." "Pretend that everything was totally different, what would you want to do?" " Nursing." " Yeah?" "Yeah." "Healing people and saving lives and..." "I don't know, finding a cure." "I like that." "I think someday someone's gonna figure out this whole thing and exhume the whole world." "Exhume?" "And what does that mean?" "Um, exhume means to, like, revive." "It means to dig up." "As in digging up a corpse." "Whatever." "What the hell are you doing here?" "Are you actually dreaming right now?" "I'm not sure." "You can't dream, Corpse." "Dreaming is for humans." "Chill out, Per." "He can dream if he wants to." "What about you, R?" "What do you want to be?" "I don't know." "I don't even know what I am." "Well, you can be whatever you want." "Isn't that what they say?" "We can, right?" "You and me?" "Mmm-hmm." "It's not gonna happen, loverboy." "Not after you told her you ate her ex." "Shrug." "(SONG PLAYING)" "R:" "So much for dreaming." "You can't be whatever you want." "All I'll ever be is a slow, pale, hunched-over, dead-eyed zombie." "What did I think was gonna happen?" "That she'd actually want to stay with me?" "It's hopeless." "This is what I get for wanting more." "I should just be happy with what I had." "Things don't change." "I need to accept that." "It's easier not to feel." "Then I wouldn't have to feel like this." "♪ I've been alone too many nights ♪" "♪ Too proud to tell you when you're right ♪" "♪ A little patience would have helped me then ♪" "♪ A lot like the break ♪ ♪ has been the common standard ♪" "♪ All the angels above the earth I prayed ♪" "♪ Send this message right into her head ♪" "♪ There's certain things in life I cannot take ♪" "♪ And I will wait ♪" "♪ I hope you know I care ♪" "♪ So cold I know you can't believe it ♪" "♪ Sometimes you gotta face the feeling ♪" "♪ When you don't care if you get up again ♪" "♪ There's a thousand things I will not understand ♪" "♪ I hope you know I care ♪" "♪ Now you're dealing with the hell ♪ ♪ I put you through ♪" "♪ If I had my way I would be ♪ ♪ right there next to you ♪" "♪ There's certain things in life you cannot change ♪" "♪ There's certain things ♪" "Identify yourself!" "It's just me, Kevin." "It's okay." "I'm fine." "Just stop right there." "It's okay." "I'm not infected." "I said stop, Julie!" "Okay." "Fine." "Fine." "Let me check you out." "(DEVICE BEEPING)" " Is she okay?" " Clear, sir." "Hi, Dad." "I sent a half a dozen units out looking for you." "Nora said you were taken into..." "Yeah, I was." "But I escaped." "I was holed up in a house in the suburbs and then I found a car, so I came here." "Julie, are you sure nothing bit you?" "Do I look infected to you, Dad?" "We have to be safe." "Yeah, I know." "I know." "I'm fine, though." "I promise." "I thought I lost you." "Well, you didn't, Dad." "I'm here." "Welcome home." "Yeah." "Good to be back." "So I'm just gonna go home." "I'm gonna blend in." "I'm gonna stop thinking so much." "I'm gonna forget about her, just like I forgot about everything else." "I'm gonna..." "Oh, shit, am I cold?" "Is that what this is?" "Corpses don't get cold." "M:" "Yo!" "What are you doing here?" "Boneys." "They chased me out." "Came to find you." "Where is she?" "Went home." "You okay?" "No." "Bitches, man." "Boneys looking for you." "And her." "You started something." "I saw pictures last night." "Memories." "My mom..." "Summertime." "Cream of Wheat." "A girl." "A dream?" "A dream." "We are changing, I think." "We are." "I-I have to tell her." "W-will you help?" "H-help?" "Ex-hume?" "ZOMBIE:" "E-exhume." "(ZOMBIES GROANING IN AGREEMENT)" "They said" ""Fuck, yeah !"" "Wait here." "Be careful." "Okay?" "So I'll wait here." "It's not that bad." "Come on." "R:" "Julie and I were giving the others hope." "And it was spreading fast." "I guess the Boneys didn't like that." "That must be why they're looking for us." "I have to tell Julie." "I have to explain what's happening before it's too late." "I have to..." "Oh, no." "Oh, no." "Please, go!" "Go with your friends!" "Shoo!" "Leave me!" "That's it!" "Okay." "No, I'm serious, Nora." "I mean, "Corpse" is just..." "It's just a stupid name that we came up with for a state of being that we don't understand." "Yeah." "(SIGHS) Oh, my God!" "What is wrong with me?" "Okay." "I've got to tell you something." "This is kind of weird." " Please do not freak out." " No." "But I actually miss him." " You..." "You miss him?" " I know, it's so stupid." " Like you're attracted to him?" " No, I don't..." "Like he could be your boyfriend?" "Your zombie boyfriend?" "I mean, I know it's really hard to meet guys right now with the apocalypse and stuff, trust me." "And look, I know that you miss Perry." "Okay?" "But, Julie, this is weird." "Like, I wish the Internet was still working so I could just look up whatever it is that's wrong with you." "Shut up." "All right." "Okay." "I'm getting ready for bed." "Hey." "(JULIE SIGHS)" "I'm glad you're back." "Yeah." "(SING-SONG) Have sweet dreams about your zombie." "All right. (CHUCKLES)" "(SIGHS)" "Julie." "Julie!" "Oh, my God." "R!" "What are you doing here?" "Came to see you." "R..." "You can't just do that." "It's dangerous." "NORA:" "Grigio, shut up!" "I'm trying to sleep!" "Uh, sorry!" "Jesus, R, are you crazy?" "The people here, they're not like me." "If they see you, you'll get killed." "Do you understand that?" "Yes." "NORA:" "Are you talking to yourself?" " No!" " (DOOR OPENS)" "NORA:" "Okay, seriously, what is going on out here, Julie?" "Oh, my God !" "Is that him?" "Yeah." "'Sup?" "I'm sorry." "I know." "I'm sorry, too." "I actually missed you." "Me, too." "It's funny." "You feel warmer than I remember." "(SIREN WAILING)" "That's the patrol." "Come on, we better get you inside." "(JULIE SIGHS)" "Come on." "You're lucky my dad got pulled into some emergency thing." "You're safe here tonight, R." "After that, I don't know what we're gonna do." "How did you die?" "I don't remember." "How old are you?" "Because you could be twenty-something, but you could also be a teenager." " You have one of those faces." " Oh, my God." "And I can't even smell..." "You don't smell..." "He doesn't smell rotten." " I don't..." " Amazing." "Nora, he didn't come here for an interview." "Stop." "Why did you come here, R?" "To show everyone..." "Show them what?" "That we can change." "R, no one here is ever gonna buy that." "Not that we could get you even close enough to tell them." "As soon as they saw you, they would blow your head to bits." "Wait a minute." "Did you say "we"?" "Lots of us changing." "Dreaming." "That's kind of a big deal." "We have to move fast." "What do you mean?" "Boneys chasing me." "They're chasing us." "Okay, we have to go to my dad." "No, that is a very bad idea." "No, Nora, he was a reasonable guy once." "(CHUCKLES) Oh, no, I think you're confused." "It was your mom that was the reasonable one." "It was your dad that grounded you for a year for stealing Peach Schnapps." "Are you serious?" "It's your dad that likes to shoot Corpses in the head." "Well, what other choice do we have, Nora?" "(SIGHS) Still, we'd have to get him through the city." "Someone would definitely see you." "There isn't much time." "We could fix him up." "What?" "I have some makeup that I was saving for a special occasion that obviously isn't gonna happen." "Yeah." "Yeah, we could." "We could put on a little bit of foundation, maybe a little blush." "Probably a lot of blush." "No way." "Yeah, way." "(OH PRETTY WOMAN PLAYING)" "Would you change the song, please?" "What?" "It's funny." "No, it's not." "Fine." "(SONG PLAYING)" "There we go." "Oh, yeah." "Hold up..." "You look hot!" "(COCKING GUN)" "(GROWLING)" "(BONEYS ROARING)" "What?" "Nothing." "It's just, you look nice." "I don't know how my dad's gonna be." "He gets kind of crazy." "This might not work." "Hey." "No matter what, we stay together." "We're changing everything." "I know." "Stay together." "Promise." "I promise." "Come on." "Hey, it's game time." "All right, let's do this." "KEVIN:" "Excuse me." "Where are you guys headed?" "To see my dad, Kevin." "Miss Grigio, I can't let you guys in." "We're on high alert around here." " Why?" "What's going on?" " It's classified." "All right, well, we have our own classified business, so come on." "Hey." "R:" "Say something human." "Say something human." "How are you?" "Nailed it." "Over here." "He's fine." "Okay, you guys wait here." "What are you doing here?" "What is going on?" "What is all this?" "I'm not sure, but it's not good." "We've been getting reports there are sizable packs of skeletons and Corpses coming toward us." "We don't know why, but if they're here to attack, there's nothing we can do about it." "Too many of them, too few of us." "So I want you to get home, lock down the house." "I have the gun there, the Ruger SR..." "This?" "Yeah, okay." "I need to talk to you." " Julie, not now." " Dad, it's important." "This is gonna sound really crazy, but" "I think the dead are coming back to life." "That does sound crazy." "They're changing, Dad." "They're..." "I don't know." "They're somehow curing themselves." "You think they're curing themselves?" "How is that?" "I saw it." "It is really happening." "No." "You know what is happening, Julie?" "What's happening is every day there are more of them and less of us." "They are not curing themselves." "We're their food source." "They are not becoming vegan." "Okay?" "They don't eat broccoli." "They eat brains, your mother's and your boyfriend's included." "Okay?" "So I want you to wake up!" " I'll explain." " GRIGIO:" "Okay?" "What do you mean, "you'll explain"?" "Explain what?" "I got this." "Get yourself home." "Barricade yourself in the shelter." "There is enough stuff there that you can open up..." "Uh..." "Hi." "Who are you?" "This is R." "I didn't ask you." "I asked him." "Who are you?" "(STAMMERING)" "You're a Corpse?" "He saved my life." "He took care of me." "I triggered something in him and that must have sparked something in all of them..." " Now it's triggered something in me." " JULIE:" "No..." "Dad !" "No!" "Dad!" "We want to help." "Please, they don't want to attack us." "They want to help." "We're..." "We're getting better." "No." "Things don't get better." "Things get worse." "People get bit, then they get infected, then I shoot them in the head." " No, Dad..." " That's what happened to your mother, and that's what's gonna happen to him." "(GUN COCKING)" "I'm really sorry, Mr. Grigio." "Go." "Get out of here and be safe, no matter what." "Okay?" "Julie..." "I have to go." "You're not gonna shoot me." "Yes." "Yeah, I will." "Totally." "(PANTING)" "Okay." "That could have gone better." "I need to warn my friends." " Where?" " The stadium... (ALARM BLARING)" "Shit!" "Come on !" "Get on the subway!" "(GASPS)" "Whoa." "M:" "Excuse me." "Excuse me." "Sorry." "Coming through." "R." "Julie." "Hi." "Ready for a fight." "Yeah, I can see that." "R:" "S-soldiers coming." "Boneys closing in." "(BONEYS GROWLING)" "(THUDDING)" "(GLASS SHATTERING)" "They're here now." " Keep them out." " We will." "Run." "(ALL SHRIEKING)" "(SOLDIERS SHOUTING)" "JULIE:" "This way, come on!" "SOLDIER:" "Sir, your daughter is with the Corpse." "I've got eyes on them." "(ROARS)" "(GRUNTING)" "(ALL CLAMORING)" " (GROWLS) - (JULIE GASPS)" "(SCREAMS)" "Thank you." "Who the hell do we shoot?" "This asshole." "Hi." "Hey." "Hi." "Hi." "SOLDIER 1 :" "We see Corpses fighting skeletons, sir." "SOLDIER 2:" "Copy that." "We're seeing that over here, too." "Sorry, can you repeat that?" "Copy that." "We're seeing Corpses fighting skeletons, sir." "JULIE:" "Shit!" "(BONEY GROWLING)" "It's over." "No." "Keep you safe." "It will be okay." "R?" "R!" "R, please?" "You okay?" " Yeah." " Yeah?" "Whoa." "(GUN FIRES)" "(GASPS)" "Next one's the head." "Move away from him, Julie." "JULIE:" "No!" "Julie, move now." "Dad, you have to listen to me." "I know we lost everybody." "I know you lost Mom." "But you and me, we are still here." "We can fix all this." "We can start over." "They need our help." "Please, Dad !" "Look at him." "He's different." "He's..." "Bleeding." "He's bleeding, Dad." "Corpses don't bleed!" "Oh, God." "You're alive." "He's alive!" "(JULIE LAUGHS)" "You're alive." "Does it hurt?" "Yeah." "Yeah?" "Sir?" "This is Colonel Grigio." "The situation has changed." "Let's get you two the hell out of here." "Are you still bleeding?" " Yes." " Good." "Sorry." "R:" "On the one hand, getting shot in the chest hurt." "Like, a lot." "But on the other, it felt good to bleed, to feel pain." "To feel love." "I wish I could say we cured the Boneys with love, but really, we just straight up killed them all." "It sounds kind of messed up, but no one felt too bad about it." "They were too far gone to change." "It was actually a really good bonding experience for us and the humans." "Once we joined forces, they didn't stand a chance." "The ones we didn't kill just wasted away." "And the rest of us?" "Well, we kind of learned how to live again." "For a while, it seemed like a lot of us forgot what that meant." "The humans began to accept us, connect with us, teach us." "This was the key to the cure." "It was scary at first, but every great thing starts out a little scary, doesn't it?" "This is how it happened." "This is how the world was exhumed." "You need some help?" "Yeah." "I have, uh, zombie fingers." "Thank you." "Here." "Oh, it's okay." "I don't mind the rain." "I insist." "I'm..." "Mar-marcus." "Emily." "You're..." "You're very pretty." "Thank you, Marcus." "Now you're supposed to say I'm pretty, too." "R?" "Yeah?" "Do you remember your name yet?" "No." "Well, you know, you could just give yourself one." "Just pick one." "Whatever you want." "I like "R."" "Really?" "You don't want to know what it was?" "You don't want your old life back?" "No." "I want this one." "(SIGHS)" "Just "R," huh?" "Just "R.""

"Long ago in a distant land I, Aku, the shape-shifting master of darkness unleashed an unspeakable evil." "But a foolish samurai warrior wielding a magic sword stepped forth to oppose me." "Before the final blow was struck I tore open a portal in time, and flung him into the future where my evil is law." "Now the fool seeks to return to the past and undo the future that is Aku." "please, don't take my soul." "Aku, you will not claim another innocent!" "Samurai Jack!" "My hero." "I hate being Aku!" "I don't wanna be him anymore!" "I wanna be Jack!" "What?" "First of all, I do the best Jack imitation." "Do it again, phil!" "Aku, you will not claim another innocent." "And, second, you used to love being Aku." "Yeah." "That was before Jack came along!" "Now everyone wants to play Jack and destroy me!" "But you look just like him." "It's just my hair." "No, Aku." "Your tricks will not protect you this time!" "Yeah!" "Destroy Aku!" "For eons I have terrorized this land." "Every miserable creature trembled at the mere mention of my name." "The pitiful people shrank before my awesome power." "But now I am openly mocked by these measly urchins." "tales of the samurai's heroics have spread through the world like a virus!" "But I will cure the world of this plague of hope." "I will unleash such evil that even the most innocent soul will be consumed by terror!" "We're not afraid of you anymore, Aku no matter what you do." "Hush!" "You cannot speak of Aku this way." "InsoIent brats!" "Their elders still fear and respect the almighty Aku." "But this new generation the seed of rebellion has been planted in them by these tales of heroism." "well, if they respond to stories I have a tale or two that will turn Aku into the hero of their young hearts!" "What's going on?" "Why have we been forced to come here?" "A tale must be told." "A tale of epic proportions." "I will take you to a universe far away." "To a world of hunger." "For the only one who ate was a corrupt and evil beast." "A devourer of worlds who set his sight on our defenseless sphere." "But a beloved and courageous hero arose to oppose the terrorizing beast." "Mounted on his sled with eight tiny reindeer he flew into battle against the cosmic scourge." "Then the great warrior focused all his power into his spear of truth." "And he hurled it with all his might." "The spear struck the beast transforming him into beef jerky!" "The great warrior was victorious." "And the people feasted on the spoils of his conquest and never went hungry again." ""Who shall we thank for this heroic feat?" the people asked." "The warrior removed his helmet to reveal himself." "It was none other than I Aku!" "And so the people bowed down and made the great warrior their king!" "That is the story of how I came to be." "Perhaps my story is too complex for these young minds." "A story of the purest, simplest theme must be told." "Yes." "Fairy tales are simple." "But the heroes within are legendary." ""little Red Riding Hood."" ""Once upon a time there was a little girl who was loved by all. "" "Yes, I am familiar with this one." "Once upon a time, there was a little girl with an adorable red cape and great flaming eyebrows who was beloved by all." "And so the people affectionately named her Little Red Hood." "One day, Little Red Hood was on her way to her grandmother's house." "My poor grandmama is of delicate health." "So I am delivering to her a picnic basket of confectionery treats!" "Did someone say "picnic baskets filled with delicious confectionery treats"?" "And so the mean wolf took a shortcut and arrived at Grandmother's house before Little Red Hood." "Who's there?" "Howdy-ho, Grandma." "It's me, the wolf." "Oh, my!" "Yeah, yeah, I know." "I'm petrifying." "Now, enough of the chitchat." "In you go." "How horrible!" "Little Red Hood approached Grandma's house unaware of what awaits her within." "Who's there?" "Hey, hey." "Keep it down in there!" "Come in, my child." "Hey, Red." "How about giving me some of those confectionery treats?" "My, Grandma!" "What big eyes you have!" "Yeah, yeah." "Big eyes, big teeth, and a big appetite!" "The wolf attacked Little Red Hood not knowing that Little Red Hood had laser eye beams great combat skills and a powerful uppercut that freed Little Red's grandmother from the evil bowels of the wolf." "Confectionery treats." "And so Little Red Hood was victorious!" "Do not be afraid, children." "Show your joy." "Do you not Iike the tales of Aku?" "Speak!" "Yes, child." "Share your thoughts on the tales of Aku." "well, the stories were told very well." "Yes?" "But I think we would Iike to hear a story about Samurai Jack?" "What?" "!" "So be it." "Pay attention, children for you are about to hear the story of "Jack and the Three Bears."" "Once upon a time, there were three bears who lived together in a house of wood." "One was a little wee bear." "One was a middle-size bear." "And the other was a great, huge bear!" "I made us some porridge, comrades." "But, alas, it is too hot." "That's okay, brother." "We can go for a walk in the woods while it cools off." "You made porridge!" "And while they were out a wicked samurai came to the house." "He was not a good samurai." "He was an impudent, bad, old samurai." "Oh, yeah!" "Porridge!" "And so the wicked samurai began to eat." "It did not matter to him if the porridge was too hot, too cold, or just right." "He ate it all!" "AII right!" "Good." "And then he set off to destroy the three bears' house." "When the three bears returned..." "Someone's been eating my porridge!" "Someone's been messing with my books!" "Someone's been wearing my clothes!" "Someone wrecked our whole house!" "And there he is!" "sleeping in my bed!" "Shut up!" "I'm trying to sleep!" "Sir?" "Aku?" "Yes, child?" "Why do you interrupt Aku?" "well, the thing is Jack wouldn't do that." "Oh?" "You know him?" "No." "But" "Very well." "Perhaps I exaggerated a little." "But this next story is true to its uttermost detail." "Once upon a time, there was a house built from straw, wood and brick where three innocent little pigs happily made their residence." "Until there was a knock at the door." "It was big, bad Jack." "little pig, little pig open up and let me in!" "Not by the hairs on our chinny-chin chins!" "Then I'II huff and I'II puff and I'm coming in!" "Here's Jackie!" "Aku, sir?" "Yes, girl child?" "I'm scared." "Good." "The samurai is scary!" "But Jack would never do such a" "silence!" "I will continue with yet another tale." "The story of poor little Cinderella and her evil stepmother, Jacqueline." "And her two wicked stepsisters, Jackie and Jackquela." "Scrub that floor!" "Wash those dishes!" "Make me dinner!" "But Jack is a man." "Very well." "There once was a house made of candy." "But a giant samurai came and smashed it!" "Guess my name!" "But those are three different stories." "With great endings." "And so the samurai prince finally found the magic frog and kissed him, enraging the frog who then ate the samurai prince." "But wasn't Jack just a giant?" "Yes." "And he fell off the beanstalk." "But he wasn't on a beanstalk." "You are correct." "He was searching for his lost sheep who stampeded over him." "That's not how the story goes." "Yes, it does!" "After barely surviving the sheep stampede a cat in giant boots came along..." "...and kicked the samurai!" "What?" "RapunzeI, RapunzeI, Iet down your hair." "What's happening?" "Enough!" "Here is the truest tale of all!" "There was an almighty, all-powerful wizard." "And there was a pathetic, little samurai." "And the wizard destroyed him!" "The end!" "No, that's not how it wouId happen." "Yeah!" "First, it would be a misty night." "And Jack would be climbing a huge castle." "But not before he defeated its 8-foot, six-armed mutant guard." "Yeah!" "Then he would be climbing all battle-damaged." "With his hair all messed up." "With his sword in his teeth!" "Yeah." "And as Jack reaches the top of the castle Aku would creepily creep out from the shadows." "But Jack can smell his foul stench." "And then they fight!" "Not yet!" "First, they would stare each other down!" "And then they'd fight!" "No, not yet!" "Jack would first say, " You have plagued the land with your evil long enough." "Prepare to meet your doom. "" "And then they'd fight!" "No, not yet!" "Because Aku would answer, "You are truly powerful, samurai but no match for my evil wizardry!"" "Now?" "Now." "And then they'd fight!" "Aku quickly turns into a huge...." "Dragon-like creature." "But he's no match for Jack's samurai skill!" "And with one mighty blow Jack destroys Aku!" "Then he would sheath his sword all cool-style and say:" ""My quest has ended." "I will now travel back to my own time and undo the evil that Aku has done. "" "The end!" "[ENGLISH]"

"You thought you had found a good girl" "One to love you and give you the world" "Now you find that you've been misused" "Talk to me, I'll do what you choose" "I want you to" "Tell Mama" "All about it" "Tell Mama" "What you need" "Tell Mama" "What you want" "And I'll make everything all right" "That girl you had didn't have no sense" "She wasn't worth all the time that you spent" "She had another man throw you outdoors" "Now the same man is wearing your clothes" "I want you to tell Mama" "Tell Mama" "What you want" "And I'll make everything all right..." "Hi, it's Charlie." "Leave a message." "Hi, Charlie." "It's Carol from the LA Temp Agency." "Listen, Dr. Batel's office needs you for tomorrow." "Is that okay?" "Let me know." "Bye." "Good morning, neighbor." "Hey." "Help yourself." "Oh, thanks." "I was out of everything." "Aw, why do I even bother?" "You know, Remy, I gave you that key for emergencies." "Extreme emergencies." "It was." "I needed caffeine." "I don't know." "This is good." "I'd even wear it." "Good, 'cause I've got to go." "I'm late for my first client." "But you stay, have breakfast, take a shower." "Go through my drawers." "Tell Mama" "All about it" "Tell Mama" "What you want" "Tell Mama..." " Hey, Charlie." " Morning." " Are the boys ready?" " Dragon!" "Zorro!" "Hey!" "There are my boys." "Come on." "Yay." " See you later!" " Bye!" " Be good, boys!" " Whoa!" "Slow down!" "Tell Mama all about it" "Tell Mama what you need..." ""Romance is in the air today." "No one can resist your obvious charms."" "Well, Otis, your horoscope seems accurate." "Stop it." "Come on." "Let's read mine." "Okay." ""Do not leave your house today." Too late." ""And stop looking so hard." "Love is right in front of you."" "Hey." "What's wrong?" "I ordered a nonfat latte." "I can taste the fat." "I would be happy to change it for you, sir." "Can't you even make a friggin' cup of coffee?" "I can taste the fat." "How hard it is to make a friggin' cup of coffee?" "I can make another one for you if you'd like." "I'd be happy" " to exchange it for you, sir." " Hello?" "It's okay." " You've done enough, thanks." " I'm sorry." "Karma." " Have a good one." " Thanks, girl!" " Oh, sorry." " Oh, I'm sorry." "Hi." "Hi." "I don't know how to read tarot cards." " Why am I in the cards?" " Come on, just try." "Okay, well, this crazy old lady keeps coming up." "The knight in shining armor." " Mmm!" "That's mine." " No no no." "What?" " I saw this guy twice today." " That guy?" "Two times in one day." "That's got to be a sign, right?" "Mm, a sign." "Yeah, okay." "What did he say when you talked to him?" "I didn't talk to him." "Well, are you sure he saw you?" "Yeah!" "I mean, I think so." "Okay, honey, we're worried about you because you're turning into a little bit of a freak." "Yeah, we think it's from not having sex." " Exactly." " Look, just because..." "I haven't been in a relationship in a while doesn't mean I'm miserable." "I just want a sweet guy, you know, a guy who's strong but still opens a door once in a while." "And who notices things and... you know, maybe makes a difference." "Maybe he completes you." "Oh." "You complete me." "Oh, sorry." "Dr. Batel's office." "Hi, Mrs. Reynolds." " Go to Grandma's, tell her I'll be home late." " I still have stitches to do..." " Yeah, can you please hold?" "I'll see you at home." "You know what?" "You go ahead." "I can do that for you." " Oh thank you, Charlie." "You're a doll." " No problem." "Hey, George." " How're you doing, Charlie?" " Good." " What do you got there?" " The doctor asked me to bring it from home." "Whew!" "Okay!" "All right." "The doctor will be right with you." "I said "Leap into my arms, babe"" " Thank you." " Come on, dive into the stove..." "We're here!" "Thank God you guys are here." "I am down two girls tonight." "Here." " Sorry, that's all I got left." " Sweet." "Wow." "You know, I love that I am now comfortable enough with my sexuality" " to wear something like this, you know?" " Looks good on you." " Hey, what's up?" " Take off the apron now." " Sorry." " Where do we start?" "Okay, uh, hand out these shrimp balls." "There has got to be a better name for those." " I don't think it's that bad of a name." " What's wrong with the name?" "I said, I say, sometimes we look back..." " Oh my God, that's him." " Whoa!" "Who?" "Who?" "The guy I ran into." "He's here." " Where?" " What?" "That is three times in two days." "What are the chances of that?" " Um, like, none." " That's Dr. Fields." "This is his party." "He just moved back from San Francisco." " Really?" " Yeah." "Well, you're right." "He is hot." "Flirting with disaster" "You're the one I'm after" "I think I've found my destiny" "I can fly" "On the wings of my heart" "Deep inside" "I've been falling apart" "L-l-Iove" "There's a magic in you" "And I'll be" " Under your spell..." " Here's the best part." "The guy then goes into cardiac arrest," "Kevin performs CPR on the guy, saves his life again." "God." "Disgusting, isn't he?" "No, you are amazing." "Yeah." "Excuse me?" "W-wait wait wait." "What do we have there?" "Oh, um, balls." "Uh, shrimp balls." "Um, shrimp in balls." "I'm sorry, but we're not really into fish genitalia." "Yeah, okay." "Was she really listening to our conversation?" "Excuse me." "Wait a second." "Um, so I know two things about you... you work in catering, and you have a lot of dogs." "Oh, that... no." "Uh, I'm a dog walker." "I'm not some crazy dog-lady with 12,000 dogs." " That's why." " And I'm sorry about before." "I didn't mean to be eavesdropping." "Well, you're right." "You shouldn't have." "You should have stayed and talked to me." "Well, your girlfriend seemed pretty offended." "Oh no, that's..." "that's not my girlfriend." "L-I don't have a..." "I'm sing..." "I don't have a girlfriend." "What?" "Nothing." "Nothing." "Um, I'm Charlie." "Charlotte, but Charlie." "Well, I'm..." "I'm Kevin." " Nice to meet you." " Nice to meet you, too." "Uh-oh." "What?" "What does "uh-oh" mean?" "It looks like someone else is mowing your lawn, Fiona." "I'm gonna go destroy these." "Excuse me." "I'll see you guys." "Oh, my shoes are killing me which means they must look fabulous." "Can I get you anything?" "One of him on a platter." "Such a waste." "What's a waste?" "Oh, you didn't know?" "Kevin's gay." " What?" " Yeah." "That's Kit, the groom." "Or maybe he's the bride." "I can't remember which one's the top and which one's the bottom." "Yeah, they're getting married next Christmas in Maui." "I didn't get that vibe." "Trust me." "Thanks." "Look at that dude's arms!" "I used to have such good gaydar." "Oh, you're home." "Thank God." " I'm exhausted." " What did you do today?" " Hi, it's Charlie." "Leave a message." " Went to the post office." "Uh, hi, Charlie." " This is Kevin Fields." " That's him." "I don't know if you remember me from the party the other night, but I was just calling, uh, to see if, um, maybe... maybe you wanted to walk my dog." "What?" "No!" "Hang up the phone." "No, actually, you can't, because I don't have a dog." "So maybe you could walk me." "Hang it up." "All right, you know, I'm-I'm gonna go now." "Call me at 555-0118 and ask for Dr. Fields." "Okay, thanks." "Bye." "Oh man, that was..." "that was horrible." "Yeah, I wouldn't hold your breath for a callback on that." "Yeah, she'll call me back if she wants to walk an idiot." "Yeah, I'm not going to disagree with you." "So takeout or raid your fridge?" "Here we go." "Take it easy, Lilly." "Easy." "Hi." "You never called me back so I figured I would bring the coffee to you." "Thanks." "Um, look, I think you're a really nice guy and everything, but I don't know why you called me." " Hmm?" " I'm a woman." "Yeah, I love that fact." "Have you ever been with a woman?" "Excuse me?" "I mean, have you only ever been with men?" "Men?" "What are you talking... whoa whoa whoa." "Wait a minute, I'm not gay." " You're not?" " No." "No, I like women." "Lots of... no, not lots of women, but you know what I mean." "Why did you think I was gay?" "Awkward." "Okay, I got to go now." "Wait wait." "Wait wait wait." "Okay, I'll prove to you that I'm not gay." "Let me take you out on Friday night." "We'll watch the playoffs," "I'll order a pizza, I'll completely ignore you." "Give me one good reason." "'Cause I'm different." "Really?" "Okay, what color are my eyes?" "Well, at first glance, your eyes are brown." "But when the light hits them they change to amber." "And if you look really closely around the iris the color is pure honey." "But when you look into the sun they almost look green." "That's my favorite." "How did I do?" "I would've settled for brown." " Okay!" " Peanut, let go!" "Off!" "Off!" "I'm sorry he bit you." "I mean, they all have their shots so it should be fine." "Seriously, don't worry about it." "It barely broke the skin." " Outside." " Did you just move in or something?" "No, I've been here a year and a half." "Oh, nice place." "I should have some hydrogen peroxide around here somewhere." "What is all this stuff?" "Oh, I'm a yoga instructor." " This?" " And a Little League coach." "And a dog walker and a caterer." "I told you I'm a temp." "That is not true." "She is an incredibly talented artist." " Remy!" "Remy!" " I mean, look at her sketchbook." " She hides it right under there." " Remy!" "What?" "He's not..." " Are you all right?" " Yeah." "Yeah, thank you." "Found it!" "So you're an artist, too?" "Uh, I like to dabble in a lot of different things." "I mean, life's too short to live the same day twice, right?" "Yeah." "That's a good philosophy to live by." "My dad always used to say that." "Come on." " Used to?" " Oh, yeah," " my parents died when I was little." " Oh, I'm sorry." "That's okay." "It was a really long time ago." " You ready?" " Yeah..." "I mean, it's a little embarrassing." "I'm the doctor." "I'm the one who's supposed to look at the... ah!" "Ow!" " Oh my God." "I'm sorry!" " I'm just kidding." "I never get to do that." "Okay, because the cut is, like, three inches higher." "Sorry." " Do you need my phone?" " Oh, no thanks." "It's just my mom." "And it's only her second page of the day." "She's just getting started." " Well, you're all set." " Thank you." "So, do you think, uh... we could do this again sometime, maybe without the biting?" "Yeah, that would be nice." " Heard from Kevin yet?" " Not yet." "I've paged him." "Would you page him again?" " Good morning, Stan." " Good morning." " You're in a good mood." " The last time the network executives came to my dressing room I got my own show and a big fat raise." " Yeah and I had to start kissing your..." " Viola Fields?" "Oh my God!" "It is such an honor to meet you." "Oh thank you, darling." "Would you mind just signing this autograph?" "For my grandmother." "I'd love to." "You know what else I'd love?" "I'd love you to get me a latte." "Do you mind?" " Okay." " Thanks, hon." "Hi, guys." "How are you?" "That woman is a legend." "Shouldn't you be getting the latte?" "I just can't believe they picked me to replace her." "Oh, shit!" "L-I've been replaced?" "I'm so sorry, Viola." "Psst!" "I'm fine." "I mean, you've had an amazing career, Viola." "It's just that we're trying to appeal to a younger demographic." "I'm fine." "I'm fine." "God damn!" "Get my manager on the phone!" "And then I'm gonna call the head of the..." "Uh, we're on in two minutes." " Okay." " Will you get her to come?" " Please!" " Okay, she'll be ready." "I'm ready." "...Iove got jeans and a tee" "Am I kinky or sweet?" " Take a look inside my makeup bag" " Ooh" "If you wanna love me" "How good or bad I can be..." " Are you okay?" " I'm great." "Hey, I've had a great run." "I've done exclusives with Kissinger, the Dalai Lama," "Muhammad Ali... four sitting presidents... three of them hit on me." "Five Emmys!" "Now I'm being replaced by a young thing whose grandmother loves me." "You know what I'm gonna do?" "I'm gonna finish out my contract and I'm gonna leave this show with my dignity intact." "Okay, coming back from commercial." "Three, cue announcer." "Today on "Public Intimacy,"" "pop singing sensation Tanya Murphy." "And now we're live with Viola Fields." "Four, three, two..." "Well, that was very nice." "My goodness, you have a big voice for such a tiny girl." "You're gonna miss Viola Fields." "Have you always been a singer?" "Ever since I was a child." "I would sing in school plays, choirs." " How old are you?" " I'll be 17 next month." "W-what do you do for fun?" "I love watching really old movies." " They're my favorite." " Really?" "Really, which ones?" "Well, "Grease" and "Grease II."" "Um, "Benji." I love "Benji."" ""Free Willy," um..." ""Legally Blonde,"" ""The Little Mermaid."" " Oh." " Yeah... oh, I know." "You ever read a newspaper?" "Newspaper?" "Viola, the girl has stars on her nipples." "I don't have much time for that." "So basically, you have absolutely no idea what's going on in the world?" " Oh, I..." " And yet, you've sold over five million albums..." "CDs, to millions of kids" " who listen to your insipid lyrics." " What is she doing?" ""You want to know me, look in my makeup bag."" "You're influencing an entire generation of kids who won't know how to think straight, or vote for a president, or remember the significance of Roe versus Wade." "Oh!" "I don't support boxing as a sport." "I think it's too violent." "Y'all better get that little girl out of there." " Holy crap!" " Get us off the air!" " Quick!" " Go to commercial!" "Go to commercial!" "Crazy bitch!" "Get off me!" " Cut!" "Cut!" "Put in the Bow Flex tape!" " Get her off!" "Juice Man, something!" "Oh, I don't support boxing as a sport." "I think it's too violent." "Oh." "I wanted you to take one last look at the old Viola." "Oh, thank God I've changed." "Yes." "Well, just remember the breakdown was only a few months ago so take it nice and slow out there." "No stress." "Absolutely." "In fact, I'm going to take a vacation." "I've been promising my son we'd go to Africa since he was a little boy." "And I finally have the time." "That's wonderful." "Not to worry," "I'm in complete control." "Ruby!" "Ruby, my dear old friend." "Oh, I'm so happy to see you." "Well, good, they still have you medicated." "Ruby, I figured it out." " Life, I mean." " Oh, this ought to be good." "It's not about how many celebrities I interview or what my ratings are." " It's about relationships and family." " Oh!" "Me and my son." "Oh, I just spoke to Kevin." " Did you get the tickets?" " Sure did." "Right here." "He's going to be so surprised." "Yeah, the three of you should have a good time." " Three?" " Yeah, uh, you, Kevin" " and his new girlfriend." " New girlfriend?" "That's a lovely surprise." "Is it?" "Well, I mean, it can't be too serious." "I've only been away a few months." "Well, that's the end of it." "Where do you want me to put this?" "Oh, under the bed." "Uh, you sure you don't want me to put it by the door so you can make a quick escape to the apartment you still have for some reason?" "Now come on." "You agreed to me subletting my apartment." "I would have agreed to anything to get you to move in here." "Oh, these are great." "Are they new?" "Oh, no!" "You can't look at those!" " 'Cause they're not finished yet." " Oh, sorry." " Okay?" "Please?" " Okay." "Here, I'll put them back." "I forgot to tell you, we're having lunch with my mom tomorrow." "Oh!" "It'll be fine." "I promise." "You want to take a shower?" "Hmm." "Yeah!" "Okay!" "It's just a ride, it's just a ride" "No need to run, no need to hide" "It'll take you round and round." "All right, so tell me about your dad." "Well, he died when I was two." "But that was just her first husband." "At the time she was a freelance journalist and then she married this guy who was a network exec and got her her first on-air break, but divorced him for Alec Wrigley." "Wait, the actor?" "I thought he was..." "Oh, he was." "It lasted about two years till she threw him out for sleeping with her second husband." "Wait, how many times has she been married?" " Well, four." " Wow." "But, you know, her career was always the main thing." "She just lived for it." "Well, her career and me, of course." "And, basically, now I'm all she's got." "Here we are." "Oh, no." "Oh, playing dress-up, are we?" " Shut up." "Is that the Dalai Lama?" " Yeah." " Oh my God, That can't be real." " It is." "Did you know all these people?" " Some of them." " Kevin!" " Look at you, all handsome." " Ruby!" "Good to see you." "Yeah, you too." "Now, forget about my mother." "This is the woman you need to get through." "Charlie, this is Ruby." " Well, it's a pleasure to meet you." " Oh, the pleasure's mine." "Uh, excuse us." "I've got to talk to him about a rash." "You're bringing a girl home to meet your mother now?" "Yeah, Ruby, I am." "The women is fresh off the funny farm." "I mean, why don't you come back, let's say... next spring?" "Oh, the trees will be blooming." " It'll be so beautiful." "She'll love it." " How is she?" "She's good." "The first thing she did when she got home was make me lock up all the booze." "It's Oprah!" "Oprah!" "Yeah, Oprah." "There's one in there with the cast from "Good Times" too." "So how big is this place?" "About four acres." "There's a tennis court, two swimming pools, indoor and outdoor... it's kind of crazy." "What?" "No helicopter pad?" "Oh, no." "There's one out back." "I'm kidding." "Kevin!" "Oh, I've missed you so much!" "I promise I'll never leave you again." "Oh my God, Mom." "Look at you." "You look fantastic." " It's just something I threw together." " Come here." " What?" " I want to introduce you to someone." " Charlie." "Mom." " Kevin." "Charlie, this is Mom." "Mom, Charlie." "Oh, hi." "Oh, I'd love to just be able to think of it and make it." "I must have spent the last 30 years looking for the perfect little black..." " Cocktail dress." "...cocktail dress." "Yes." "I know." "Well, it doesn't matter." "You could wear anything with your figure." " I mean, you look amazing." " Oh, honey, thanks." "Listen, when you're my age, if ain't broke, you fix it before it is." "Why the question mark?" "Oh, 'cause I just don't know." "I love your jewelry." " Oh, yes." "Yes, thank you." " I love that." " I like it... the earth tones." " It's fantastic." " Where did you get this from?" " My first husband." "That's Kevin's father." "He gave it to me when we were in Peru." " It's very earthy." " It's like the dress, very earthy." "I just think it's wonderful that you've tried so many temp jobs." "Think of all the experiences you have." "You've been so quiet, Kevin." "Oh, well, it's kind of hard to get a word in edgewise with you two." "Oh, is he great, or what?" "I tell you too, that's a little scary." "Enjoy it while you can." "Here you go, some more coffee." "Actually, I was a little nervous about the two of you meeting." " Really?" " Why?" "Well, 'cause it's important to me." "Mom, you're the most amazing woman I've ever known." "And, Charlie, I've never met anyone like you." "You're real, you're honest." "And although we've only known each other a few months, l-I feel like I've known you forever." "I guess what I'm trying to say here... is what are you doing for the rest of your life?" "What?" "Oh my God!" "Charlie, will you marry me?" "It's..." "it's too sudden." " She's in shock." " No!" " I mean, I am, but..." " Yes!" "Seriously?" "Seriously." "No no." "Say "no."" "Yes." "Yes!" "Yeah!" "Oh, gee... oh!" "Oh, I'm so happy for you." " Congratulations!" " Oh my God." "I can't believe this." "I am so happy for you." "Congratulations!" "I'm so pleased that you're going to be my daughter-in-law." "Oh, congratulations." " I can't believe this." " I'm so happy for you." " Thank you!" " You're going to need a moment alone." " Excuse me, I'll be right back." " Okay." "Oh!" "Shit!" "Medicine." "Let's see." "No." "What's... ah!" "14% alcohol!" " You are so crazy!" "Oh my God!" " I almost forgot." "I've been carrying this around for two weeks waiting for the perfect moment." "I can't believe this turned out to be it." " Kevin." " Try it on." "It is the perfect moment." "Maybe you should go check on your mom." "Oh, she's fine." "She's probably calling all of our relatives." "Oh, Holy Spirit... surround me with light." "Please rid me of my negative karma and my wickedness." "Please help me be a better person." "I could just kill that dog-walking slut!" "Of course." "She's pregnant." "So, goodness." "That was a lot to take in at teatime." " Oh, you're telling me." " I had no idea that you guys were so serious." "Kevin, you never mentioned anything." " Mom." " Here's what I want to say." "It's wonderful being in love." "But I don't think marriage is the best solution to a thing like this." "Well, you know nowadays a girl has so many alternatives to getting married..." "there's adoption, abortion," " lesbianism..." "Hmm?" " Whoa, Mom!" " What are you talking about?" " Well, I mean, it's so sudden" "I have to assume there's a pressing reason." "Oh oh, no." "Charlie's not pregnant." "Call me old-fashioned, marriage is a sacred union that should only be entered into with the utmost care." "Weren't you married four times?" "Yes, dear." "Which would make me an expert, don't you think?" "Excuse me." "It's the hospital." "I'll be right back." "Okay." "You want me to go with you?" "No, stay right there." "You know, this is as sudden for me as it is for you." "It's too sudden, right?" "You think?" "Yeah." "Really?" "I mean, what's the rush?" "It's not like the old days where you had to get married and have kids, and have it all figured out by the time you were 21." " Exactly." " We have options now." "And I've always liked having my options, you know?" "Mm-hmm." "Mm-hmm." "Yeah." "This is so... big." "What am I..." "what am I doing?" "I love Kevin." "I want to spend the rest of my life with him." "Oh my God!" "I'm getting married!" "Ruby!" "Ruby, I need a bottle of champagne." "We're going to celebrate." "May I have the key to the liquor cabinet please?" "What key?" "The key, Ruby." "Key?" "There's no key." "Ruby, give me the key." "You want to take this outside?" "Bring me the key." "And fix your hair." "You look like a damned cockatoo." "She is such a fabulous assistant." "Hey, do you think your mother liked me?" "Of course." "Why?" "I don't know, because she called me a pregnant lesbian?" "I'm sure she meant that as a compliment." "Trust me." "She loved you." "Oh, they're gone?" "I'll just put this baby back to bed, okay?" "My son the brilliant surgeon is gonna marry a temp." "Gonna need something stronger than this." "Where's that martini?" "Hooch will not solve your problems." "She's going to destroy him." "It is so clear." "She's got no money, no career goals." "She was just waiting for a rich innocent to step right in her path." "Oh, Kevin's smarter than that." "Come on, you raised him well." "He's a good boy." "But he's a man." "That's the problem." "The only time they think straight is when they have an erection, and it's usually pointed right at the trampiest woman." "You talking about her or you?" "Look, there's nothing you can do." "Just let it go." "You know what you need?" "A project." "Or another husband." "You know, why don't you marry another gay guy?" "That was fun." "You know, you're right." "I do need a project." "And I have the perfect one." "I am going to save my son." "Here." " What?" " You go use those old contacts of yours to get all the information you can about that little pimp." "And exactly what do you expect to find?" "Everybody's got a past, honey." "Find something." "And I'm going to open up the Montecito house and get a party planner." "I'm going to give them an engagement party." "And then what?" "Lock her in the basement?" "When he sees how out of place she is in his world, it's gonna be over." "This will end badly." "Get me another one of those." "Ooh-ohh" "I just want to get down with you" "Eh!" "I just want to get close to you" "Ooh-ohh" "I just need to go farther..." "Is it me, or is each house you take me to bigger than the last?" "But I thought your mom said this was a barbecue." "Oh my God." "It looks like she's invited everyone I've ever known." "And they're all in black tie." "Oh, there's my mom." "Mom!" "Darlings!" "How was the trip?" " Welcome." " I'm sorry." " I didn't know this was a formal party." " Well, that's because" "I have something for you." "I bought you a new dress." "Oh, see?" "There's a dress upstairs." " Thank you." " Besides, you look great in anything." "Exactly." "You always look so clean and shiny." "Oh, Kevin, your tuxedo is upstairs in your room." "But first I want you to meet some friends." "Come." " Prince Amir." " Can I change first?" " This is Sarah." "Kevin." " You know Kevin." "And this is Charlie." "She's a temp." "Charlie, this is the man that introduced the euro to the global market." " Mr. Prime Minister." " Viola." "Oh, Marie." "You know my son, but this is Charlie." " Very good to meet you." " So nice to meet you." " She's a temp." " Yeah." "I worked in a bank once." "Oh, look!" "There's the Poet Laureate and... oh, Charlie, first I want you to meet the Secretary of Commerce." "Viola, please let me change first." "I don't want to meet her in my flip-flops." "Of course, of course." "Ruby, would you show Charlie to the guest room?" " Come on, Charlie." " Thank you." "Thank you." "Wow!" "Oh my... it's vintage." "Oh, Fiona." " You look stunning." " Thank you." "So do you." "My goodness." "Kevin just went up to his old room." " Why don't you go say hello to him?" " I'd love to." "Good girl." "Fiona, what are you doing here?" "I'm dressing." "Why don't you let me give you a hand with that?" "Give it up, Fiona." "You know, you and I had a very strong bond once." "No, you and I had very strong drinks once." "That's not true." "Kiss me." "I'll remind you how good it was." "What are you doing?" "I'm engaged." "I'm happy." "It's gonna fit!" "Why did she get me such a small dress?" "I have two asses." "It'll fit." "There we go." "Okay." "Okay!" "Okay!" "What is it about her that's so special?" "I don't know but I plan on spending the rest of my life finding out." "Kevin!" "God!" "Men in love are really hot." "Fiona!" "Oops!" "Um..." "I was just giving Kevin a congratulatory kiss." "Don't, uh, worry." "Why would I worry?" "He's gay, right?" "Charlie!" "Charlie, that was not what it looked like." "I'm going home." "I've destroyed priceless couture." "I embarrassed myself in front of 70% of the world's royalty." "Oh!" "I forgot, yeah!" "I just caught you making out with your ex-girlfriend." "Charlie, let me explain." "Ugh!" "It doesn't matter." "I can't do this." "I don't belong here, Kevin." "And if I don't belong here then maybe we don't..." "Hey hey hey." "Listen to me." "It's you and me now." "This isn't my world anymore." "You're my world." "Okay?" "Now let's get the hell out of here." "I'm taking you home." "Okay." "Um..." "Let me try and get out of this dress and then..." "Okay, see you downstairs." "There's a million miles to go" "Till our happiness lives" "There's a million miles to go" "Till our happiness lives." "Do you like it?" "Yeah, it's great." "I'm so glad you finally decided to do it." "I don't know." "I just woke up today and it just felt like home." "I'm gonna do all three walls." "You know, I think it's time to take a break." "Oh, wait!" " Wait a minute." " Whoo whoo whoo!" "I can't let it dry too much." "Oh God!" "Are we getting out of bed today, "Camille"?" "What for?" "I could die and nobody would care." "I would." "You promised me a face-lift." "Sit down, Ruby." "Sit with me, hold my hand." "Have you got anything on the girl yet?" "Nothing." "Nada." "No criminal record." "No debt." "Good grades." "Went to design school." "And then a string of odd jobs." "Isn't that exactly what somebody with a past does?" "What about drugs?" "What about promiscuity?" "She's had fewer lovers in her entire life than you did at closing day of Woodstock." "Well, find something." "Well, I guess if I had a hair sample maybe I could take it" " to my little crime lab and..." " Perfect." "I'll get to work on it." "Listen to me." "There is nothing." "Has it ever occurred to you that maybe she's a good girl?" "Oh, don't joke." "I would like to speak to that woman who got back from the loony bin." "Is she around?" "Because you are taking me for a spin in the crazy mobile." "Ruby, Ruby." "Everybody knows that when a woman marries a man she marries his mother too, right?" "What if I drive her crazy?" "Okay, now you're foaming at the mouth." "Oh!" "Charlie and Kevin's house." "Oh, I forgot you live there." "I didn't realize that you had already moved in." "Kevin, stop it." "I'm on the phone with your mother!" "I'm sorry, Viola." "The slut's practically fornicating with him!" " Stop it!" " I don't blame her." "That boy's a fine piece of ass." "Hold on, Viola." "He's... stop it!" "Right here." "Actually, Charlie, the reason I'm calling is I wondered if you'd like to have lunch next week." " Really?" " How would Tuesday work for you?" "Yeah, Tuesday's perfect!" "Listen, Viola, I'm kind of in the middle of something right now, um, but Tuesday's fine." "Yeah, me too." " Lots to do!" " Okay, bye!" "Oh." "I'll go get the vodka." "It's good to see you." "There she is." "Charlotte." "Hi." "I'm going to have the garden salad and the low-cal Chinese dressing and a decaf iced tea." " And you, miss?" " Oh, um, I'll just have a... cheeseburger with fries and a soda." " All right." " Okay." "You continue to surprise me." "Aren't you worried about fitting in your wedding dress?" "Well, I mean, I'm making the dress to fit my body, not the other way around." "Whoa." "I wish I had been that confident when I got married." "I'll tell you one thing you're gonna have that I never did, a stupendous wedding." "And it's important that we book the church right away." "I always thought that Kevin looked like Jesus in the cathedral down on Second Street." "Mmm." "Actually, we were thinking of having... a non-denominational service, being that I'm more spiritual than religious." "Oh." "What about my place then?" "That way we don't even need to book a location." "And Kevin was born there and grew up there." "Oh, it would mean so much to him." "I'll plan it all." "We'll have that marvelous band that the Swansons' had at their wedding." "And a divine cake." "Oh, honey!" "No no no!" "Tsk tsk tsk!" "Chewing, it's a disgusting habit." "Oh, hold still." "I've gotta... gotta..." " There!" "Got it!" " Ow!" "Thanks, um..." "What do you think about peach?" " Oh, um, excuse me." " Yes?" "Can I get another salad without the nuts?" " I have allergies." " Okay." "I'm allergic to nuts, and eggs, and shellfish, and blueberries." "Oh... and soy." "It's amazing you've been able to nourish yourself all these years." "Oh, yeah!" "The cake!" "I'm thinking traditional vanilla with strawberry drizzle." "Look, Viola, I really do have all of this under control." "I made this for you." "It's your wedding planner book." "Peach." "Oh." "Is that a picture of me and Kevin?" "Oh, and... present time from your new mama!" "Thanks." "Wow!" "It's big!" "You can see the thorns on the roses." "You'll wear it on your wedding day, just like I did." "Of course I was a virgin when I wed." "But we'll just pretend with you." "Now, about the wedding... the two of you are going to arrive in a horse and carriage." "And the driver's top-hat will match the horse's saddles, and the ribbons on the doves that will be released at the exact moment of "I do," hmm?" "And I've been in touch with your bridesmaids." "How do you know their names?" "Well, Kevin told me." "And I think for the honeymoon" "St. Bart's is the absolute best place for you to go" " 'cause Kevin adores it." " Hey, just hold on!" "Just wait a minute, okay?" "No." "Thank you, but no." "Thank you, but no to everything." "No to the horse and buggy." "No to the top-hats, and to the doves and geese and any other farm animals you're thinking of using that day." "And definitely no to you planning our honeymoon." " What?" " Oh no." "I can... oh!" " Oh oh!" " What's wrong?" " "Oh no" what?" " My pills, my pills!" "Okay." "Well, let me help you." " Oh!" " Viola!" " Oh, no!" " Wait, Viola!" "Viola!" "Viola!" "Oh my God, Viola." "Oh my God!" " Give her some room." " Help!" " Give her some air." " My God, is she dead?" " No!" " Get her some help." "It couldn't be that easy." "She's had an anxiety attack, which can feel like a heart attack." "She's gonna be okay." "But she definitely needs to take it easy." "No stress." "She said that you were yelling at her, that you refused her gift and said she couldn't plan our wedding." "Tell me that's not true." "Well, technically... yes." "But, hold on." "I didn't yell at her." "And she just kept pushing and pushing and pushing." "And, okay, I admit it." "I snapped a little bit." "But..." "What was I supposed to do?" "She wouldn't take no for an answer." "Come on, look, you know what a hard time she's been having." " So she's a little difficult." " Difficult?" "A two-year-old is difficult." " She's like... ah!" " Come on, she's all alone." "I'm all she's got..." "we're all she's got." "Come on." "Excuse me." "I'm Dr. Chamberlain, the psychiatrist in residence." " Are you Mrs. Fields's son?" " Yes." " May we speak in private?" " Actually, this is my fiancée." "We can talk." "Um, is she okay?" "Well, I just completed your mother's interview and I'm concerned." "It's possible that she's on the verge of a psychotic break." "I should probably see her at least twice a week, minimum." "Also, I prescribed her some anti-anxiety medication." "If she starts to feel overwhelmed, they'll relax her." "Does she live alone?" "Uh, yeah." "Well, I feel it would be best if she were cared for by relatives... people that are closest to her during this time." "Just until we're confident that she's out of danger." "All right." "Well, thank you, Doctor." "Oh, God." "I've got that medical conference." "What am I gonna do?" "You know what?" "Don't... don't worry about it." "Um, I'll take care of her." "Thank you." " Come on." " What?" " No, come with me." " No no, the doctor said no stress." " Charlie, come on." "Enough already." " I'll stay here." "Kevin!" "Come on." "I am so sorry." "No, Mom, don't be." "It's okay, really." "Charlie?" "I'm sorry too, Viola." "No, I was too pushy." "No." "You weren't." "Look, Viola..." "I would love it if you would help me with the wedding." "It's all right, sweetheart, I..." "I don't really think I'm up to it." "My nerves are shot." "Mom..." "Mom, Charlie and I think you should live with us for a while, until you feel better." "Are you sure?" "Oh!" "Oh, I can't possibly." " I couldn't." " Mom, it's okay." "Relax." "I couldn't possibly." "Not unless I know Charlotte's forgiven me." "Will you?" "Me?" "Yeah, I forgive you." "You just put those anywhere." " Hi!" " Hi." " Are you feeling better?" " I'm much better, thank you." " Great." " Sweetheart, I'm kind of thirsty." " Would you... is the kitchen over there?" " Yeah, sure." " Great." "Goodbye." " Okay." " Hey, Charlie." " Are you moving in, too?" "No, I don't like the neighborhood." "Look, do you have any firearms in the house?" " No." " You might want to get one." "When will you be back?" "Soon as I can, honey." "I promise." "Are you sure you're gonna be okay?" "Yeah." "I mean, hey, it's only at night, right?" "And, I mean, she's gonna sleep most of the time with those pills the doctor gave her." "Right?" "Look, I know my mom can be a little challenging." "So if you have any problems just call me." "I'm on the first flight back, I promise." "Okay." "Well, hurry home." "And who knows?" "By the time I get back, maybe you two will be best friends." "Oh, am I interrupting something?" " Uh, no, Mom, come in." " The caterer called." "He still thinks I'm doing the wedding." "He sent over a sample plate 'cause I gave him the colors you wanted." "I said absolutely no peach." "And from now on, everything goes through my new daughter." " Thank you." " Yeah?" "Okay, I'll be right down, thanks." " Oh, here." "Look." " Oh, it's beautiful, Viola." " Thank you." " Oh, I'm glad you like it." " Thanks." " My car's here." "Gotta go." " Bye, Mom." "Bye, Mom." " Okay." "Oh, bye, sweetie." "Oh, it's gonna be fun." " We're gonna have such a good time." " I love you." " I'll be a good roommate." "I promise." " Okay." "Ohh!" "It's so nice to have a girlfriend." "Yeah, huh?" "Viola?" " Are you all right?" " I can't sleep." "I feel so alone." "I do." "You're not alone." "I'm here." "Did you take your pills?" "My pills?" "Oh no, I forgot." "Could you get them for me, sweetie?" "They're on the sink." "Sure." "Here they are." " Thank you." " You're welcome." "Oh, I don't have any water." "Could you get me some water please?" "Okay." "Oh, I can't drink out of the tap." "Would you get me some Evian..." "with ice?" "Yeah." "Here you go." "Oh, thank you." "You have a good night, okay?" "Charlotte?" "I hate to ask you this, but it's my first night here." "Could you stay with me?" "Please?" "Sleep with me." "Be a good girl." "Huh?" "No no no!" "No no, don't!" "God!" "Viola!" " Are you okay?" " No, let go of me, you!" "No." "Huh?" "Oh!" "Okay." "Okay." "Hi, how was your day?" "It was... okay." "Wonderful!" "You're cooking." "I wanted to make you dinner all by myself." " Sit." " Okay." "It's steak and kidney pie." "Actually, the steak didn't defrost in time so it's mostly kidney." "Mmm!" " Do you like it?" " Mm-hm!" "I made a decision today." "I called my lawyer and I asked him to redo my will." "I want to include my new daughter." "Really, Viola, that's not necessary." "Oh, don't be silly." "I want to." "Of course they have all these stupid questions that they want to ask." "You know, like, "Are you currently an illegal alien?"" "Oh, uh, no." "Oh, that's interesting." "Okay." "Um, are there any hereditary illnesses in your family?" "You know, the kind that could be passed on to grandchildren?" " Uh, no." " No." "How many men have you been sexually active with?" "What?" "Why would they want to know that?" "That many, huh?" "Would you be willing to sign a prenuptial agreement?" " Excuse me?" " I know." "They're such nosy bastards." "It's none of their business." "Let's just deal with this later." "No, why don't we deal with it right now?" "I'll tell you what, I'll clean up the kitchen and you continue enjoying your dinner." "No no no." "You did all the cooking." "I'll clean up." " Are you sure?" " Yeah." "I am kind of tired." "Thanks." "Well, I'll just go up to bed then." "I had kind of a difficult night last night." "You had a difficult night?" "He's skidding out of control." "This bus is out of control." "Is somebody there?" "Tina." "Tina." "Who the hell is that?" "Oh." "What?" "Oh my God." " I thought you were sleeping." " Well, I couldn't sleep." "Hmm?" "What do you think of my outfit?" "This is a ceremonial robe given to me by Chairman Mao." "These go with the robe." "This was a birthday gift from the Dalai Lama." "He never forgot my birthday." "Of course now he doesn't care anymore." " Do you mind if I sit with you?" " No." " Just for a little while." " Okay." "Why is she running?" "Well, someone's chasing her." "Why is he chasing her?" "I'm not sure." "Well, who is he?" "I don't know." "We have to watch." " You have to stop talking." " Mm." "Don't you hate what she's wearing?" "Running out there with bare feet and, what is that, a pajama top?" "It's so unrealistic." "I once did a whole segment on nighttime television." "You would not believe how much the demographics influence the networks." "I mean it's just ridiculous." "All they care about is the bottom line." "Oh, it's so nice just to sit with family and do nothing, huh?" "Don't even need to talk." "It's wonderful." "I miss so much being a working mom." "I used to bring Kevin, though, to the set." "That's where he met Gore Vidal and Jackie Chan." "Is there anybody famous in this movie?" "Because I don't know any of them." "And they all look the same... all the girls have the same body, all the boys have the same hair." "...so many beautiful people who live in Los Angeles?" "I think all the beautiful genes ended up in California." "Why is he kissing her?" "It's beyond me." "I'm sorry." "I thought it was air freshener." " Charlie?" " Dr. Batel's office." "Miss Reynolds?" "Hi." "Yeah." "Nope." "Okay." "Bye." "Oh God." "L-I'm sorry." "You know what?" "That's probably my fault." "I mean, I never thought she'd..." "I mean, she's a little eccentric, you know?" " I'm sorry." " Well, It doesn't matter." "I don't want to talk about your mom tonight." "I want to talk about us." " I miss you." " I miss you too." "Especially now when I'm in the tub... naked and wet... and naked." "Really?" "Well, do you know what I would do to you if I was there?" " What?" " Well, for starters..." "Charlie!" " I'm not looking." "I'm not looking." " Hello?" " I just wanted to return your shampoo." " Your mom just walked in." "You really should use a shampoo that doesn't dry your hair so much." "We don't want a bride with straw under her veil." " Oh, is that Kevin?" " Yeah, it is." " Honey, your mom wants to talk to you." " Sweetie, hi." " Hi, Mom." " Honey, I can't thank you both enough." " Of course." " I'm having the most wonderful time." " How's Charlie?" " Oh, she's been a doll." "We've been girlfriends all week." " Great." " I'm gonna be sad to go home." "You do?" "Well, you never know what the future's gonna bring right?" "I mean, I do love this neighborhood." "In fact, you know, two doors down, there's this house for sale." "It's got two big bay windows and a great rose garden." "You know how I love rose gardens." "And basically, it's got my name all over it." "I'm having my..." "my... um... real estate guy look into it." "She's buying a house here?" "Two doors away." ""Lovely property." "Beautiful bay windows."" "It's bullshit!" "She doesn't even like this neighborhood." "Oh God, I'm so exhausted." "She's driving me insane!" " I can't do this." " Yes, you can!" "Stop being such a big baby." "Kevin is the best thing that ever happened to you." "Charlie, do not give up on this one." "It seems Mommy Dearest has been keeping a very close eye on you, sweetie." "What are you talking about?" "What are you doing in her clothes?" "I was just upstairs in her room minding my own business." "And I found all of this in her closet." "She's been investigating you." "Whoa." "Why does she have your high school transcripts?" "I know." "There's a picture of me at the beach?" "!" " Yes, it is." " I can't believe that." "There's another picture of you in here." "And it's..." "look." "Look at that." "It's like a closeup." "But you have to be close to take that, right?" "Look at all this Gucci!" "It's just Gucci Gucci Gucci!" "She has skin caviar." "This stuff sells for $400 a jar." " I've heard of that." "I want a try." " Here." " Mm." " Doesn't that smell good?" "Ooh, hello." "What are these?" "Those are just her anti-anxiety pills." " Ooh, these are good." " Really?" "They'd knock out a horse." "I have these at home." " You do?" " Wait" "I don't know what these are." "But they're definitely not what I take." "They smell like oranges or something." " Are you sure?" " Yeah." "Let me see." "Hi, Andy." "It's Charlie." "Now, I'm not working for Dr. Batel's office this week." "But I had a question." "Yeah, about some pills." "Can I stop by?" "Charlie, I'm having a bit of a bad day, so Ruby's gonna take me to see Dr. Chamberlain." "Okay!" "You take care!" "Let's see what you're up to." " There you go." " Thank you." "Thank you so much." " And thank you." " Wear that, sister." "Okay, now Cartier is one right down." " Where's Niketown?" " What?" " Niketown." " Niketown?" "Bad day, my ass." "Wait a minute." "Dr. Chamberlain?" "All right." "Hello?" "Hey, Andy." "What are they?" "Chewable vitamin Cs, huh?" "Okay, thanks." "I know." "I can't believe the wedding's only a week away." "No, we do the final walk-through on Monday." "Oh!" "Wait a minute." "I think I hear her car." "Drop my stuff at my house, okay?" "All right." "Look crazy." "Charlie!" "Ch-ch-ch..." "Ch-ch-ahh..." "Charlie!" "Oh, I had to bring him home with me today." "He's harmless." "Sit." "No!" "No." "No." "No, Zorro!" "Sit!" "Is that expensive?" "It was." "Sorry!" "Oh!" "Charlie!" "Bonus." "Good boy." "Come on." "Come on." "Mmm." "Hello, old friend." "Viola!" "You can't mix alcohol with your pills!" "I'm a little upset as you can imagine." "Well, I know that and I'm sorry, but your doctor said if you're feeling upset that you should take your pills, not alcohol." "So you relax." "I'll get them." "Shit." "Here we go." "This will make you feel better." "Drink up." "Now I hope you like what I made." "It's one of my mother's specialties." " What's that?" " Tripe." "It's a delicacy." "Try it." "It's like nothing you've ever tasted." "Trust me." "So Kevin called." "He's coming home tomorrow." "I can't wait." "I'm so excited." "I miss him so much." "I was thinking maybe the three of us could go to lunch tomorrow." "What do you think?" "Yeah, I think it's a great idea too." "I'll make reservations." "It'll be so much fun." "Don't you just love being girlfriends?" "Night-night, sleep tight." "And good morning to you too." " Ruby, is that you?" " In here!" "Oh my God." "Is she all right?" "I thought she went to bed." "I don't know." "I haven't seen her like this since "The View" won an Emmy." "I wish I could stay and help but I've got to go pick up Kevin at the airport." "What?" "I underestimated you." "You don't need a gun." "I don't know what you're talking about." "Mm-hm." "Last call!" "We'll see you tomorrow night." "Uh, there's a reservation under Fields, Kevin." "Yes, right this way." "I'm so glad my mom and you had a great week." "We did." "I learned a lot about her." "So who's the mystery guest?" "Oh, surprise!" "I thought your office said we were having lunch alone." "Well, I hope you guys forgive me." "I just..." "I wanted to talk to you and Kevin together." "So how are you, Mom?" "Fine." "Though I did have a rather difficult night." "Ooh, it was probably that martini you had." "Mom, you're not supposed to be drink alcohol with those pills you're taking." "You know, the truth is" "I owe you an apology." "You know, I was so insensitive to your feelings about wanting to help with the wedding." "Oh, it's ancient history." "A young bride doesn't want to hear the opinions of an old widow." "No no, that is not true." "I mean, you're going to be my mom soon." "And a grandma shortly after, hopefully." "And I want you to know that I will do anything it takes to make this relationship work." "That said... will you be my maid..." "I mean, my matron of honor?" "Charlie, that's..." "that's amazing." " Mom, what do you say?" " But, uh..." "Morgan is gonna be your maid of honor." "Oh no, she has graciously relinquished her title to you." "And I had this specially made up." "A dress in your favorite color... peach." " Come on, open it." " Well, that's..." "Char... ah." "L-I don't think I can." "Mom, I think it's a great idea." "I just don't think I'm up to it." "I really don't." "I've got to talk to my doctor." "Oh, I called him." "Yeah!" "And he said he thought it was a great idea." " You called my psychiatrist?" " Mm-hmm." "In fact, we had lunch at The Ivy." "Well, anyway... he said, considering this turning point in your life, you know, losing so much so suddenly, that being involved in the future would be the best therapy in the world for you right now." "Careful." "You know those are strong." "You know, we..." "are your future." "And we want you to be part of it." "I can have a list of duties for you tomorrow." "No." "M-mom... no, Mom." "Mom, don't cry." "Here." "Charlie." "I didn't think I would be this emotional." "Mom, here." "Can I?" "Oh, oh!" "Oh, thank you, baby." "I love you." " I love you too." " I love you too!" "I love you too, Mom." "Kevin, you know what?" "Why don't you give your mom and I a moment alone?" "Yes, of course." "Just so you know, the crying bits are getting old." "Just so you know, Kevin likes his girls thin." "Oh!" "Well, I can always get liposuction." "I've been meaning to ask." "Is it painful?" "That maid of honor bit." "Priceless!" "You know what they say?" "Keep your friends close, keep your enemies closer." " Oh!" " Now you listen to me." "This is my game now." "You are going to tell Kevin that you are not moving into our neighborhood, and that you've decided that you're feeling like it's time that you go on with your own life!" "You're moving out of our house immediately." "This is over!" "Oh!" "This isn't over, not even close, girlie!" "Well, bring it on, Grandma." "That little bitch!" "Let's go someplace near the ocean and drink lunch." "What?" "You know exactly what." "Move!" "Move!" "Move!" "What's wrong with you?" "I am sick." "I am sick sick sick of your shit." "And I when I'm not sick, I'm tired." "I am sick and tired." "What are you saying?" "Damn you and your luggage!" "Ruby, you're not going to leave me too, are you?" "No, I'm not leaving you!" "You old slut!" "Ruby!" " Ruby, please..." " Hey, you almost forgot your dress!" "You'll have nothing to wear to the wedding." "See you, Ruby!" "Maybe we can get you a matching bonnet." "See you at the rehearsal dinner!" "Motherf...!" "So, how's the bride-to-be holding up?" "Ooh, under the circumstances I'd say mediocre." "But she's tough." "Not as tough as the old bird." " What does that mean?" " For your own safety, make sure you know where the emergency exits are at all times." "Hey, are you and my mom okay?" "Great." "Yeah, I just have a little of the pre-wedding nerves, but everything's under control." "Of course." "Hello, everyone!" "Welcome to the rehearsal dinner." " My God, she looks amazing." " I know." "Oh!" "Father Tyson." "Hello, Blaire." "Kit, how are you?" "Hello, hello." " Oh, you are Morgan." " Yes." "I have heard so much about your delicious catering service." "Oh!" "Oh, wow!" "I have a lot of friends." "You're going to be a busy girl." " And you're Remy." " Yeah." "I recognize you from all the wonderful things Charlie's told me about you." "Wow." "Well, Ms. Fields, I have to say..." " Oh, call me Viola." "Please, I insist." " Viola." " All right, I'm gonna go get a drink." " Okay." "I'm such a huge fan." " Oh, you..." " Oh, I..." "Well, mi casa, su casa." "Make yourself at home." " Thank you." "Bye, Viola." " Cheers." " Goodbye." " I like her a lot." "Hi." " Hey!" " Hi!" " You guys have a nice little chit-chat?" " Oh my God." "She came over and started talking to us." "What did you want us to do?" " Ignore her?" " Yes!" "So then getting her autograph would be completely out of the question?" " Was that yes?" "'Cause... okay." " No." "So there I was sitting next to the Sultan of Brunei with Maureen Dowd, Carrie Fisher and Snoop Dogg." "You know the story, Kevin." "I said to Snoop, "Snoop, I think your lyrics are sometimes a little sexist and unfair to women."" "And the Sultan of Brunei said, "Really?" "I have 114 wives and they're all huge fans of the Dogg!"" "Honey, would you see who's at the door?" "Sure." "These are delicious, Viola." "Oh, Kit, I'm glad you like it." "Mm, yeah." "Look who's here." "It's Dr. Chamberlain." "Oh my God!" "It's Dr. Chamberlain." " Hi!" "Everybody, it's Dr. Chamberlain!" " Hi." "Good evening." " Thanks so much for inviting me." " Oh, shit!" "That's Dr. Chamberlain." "He's Viola's doctor." "Oh, we're going to need another place setting." "Oh, please, let me get that." " There's a chair in the living room." " Sure." "Scootch down, you guys." "Come on, make room." "You guys move down." "Cheers." "Thank you." "Who's he?" "It's Viola's therapist." "Move down, you guys!" " Excuse me." " No problem." " Here's you chair, Doctor." " Here." "Have mine, too." "Hello." "Hi." " Hi." " Hi." "I'll get it." "So you just got here?" " Are you expecting anyone else?" " Huh-uh." " Hello, everybody!" " Fiona!" "I'm so glad to see you." "I just couldn't resist bringing the happy couple a little gift." "That's great." "I will get you a place setting." "She's bringing a gift?" "I think she is the gift." "What the hell is she doing here?" " How about some more wine, everyone?" " Yeah!" "How much longer do we have to stay?" "I have midterms tomorrow." "Shh." " Oh, I get it." " No, baby, not now, okay?" "It's not the time." "So, Dr. Chamberlain, tell us about med school." "Where did you do your residency?" "Uh, now that's..." "that's a long story." "I don't think your guests want to hear that." "No, we really want to know." "I think we need some more gravy." "What is going on?" "What are you doing?" "I'm behaving." "Viola, no!" "You can't!" "Charlie's allergic to nuts!" "Give it to me!" "Viola, you're crazy." "Oh, get up." "Put the gravy down or I'm telling Kevin." "Yeah!" "What's the big deal?" "So her face swells up... swells up a little." "So what?" "Swells up a little?" "Her face'll blow up like a Macy's Day balloon." "Well, good." "It'll match the other body parts!" "Viola, think about what you're doing." "Come on, the girl's getting married tomorrow!" "Ruby, when did you lose your edge?" "Right after you lost your mind." "Come on." "All right." "Okay." "No nuts." "Come on." "Viola, I think you dislocated my vagina." " Where's the..." " Where's the what?" "Gravy?" "More gravy?" "Anyone for more gravy?" "Oh, I am not doing time for you!" " Where's the back door?" " Stay cool, Ruby!" "Stay cool!" "This is no time to lose your nerve." "If I get arrested I'm gonna sing like a canary." "Maybe she won't take any gravy." " That's a lot of gravy." " Mmm!" "This gravy's delicious!" "You... you gotta go stop her!" " Go on, stop her." "Go stop her." " You go, you go, you go." "Why me?" "You're the culprit?" "You go!" " You're my assistant." " What am I supposed to do?" "Go out there and stick my finger down her throat?" "Yeah." "Baby, are you okay?" "Kevin, my tongue feels weird." "I think something's wrong!" "Charlie, are you okay?" " What are we gonna do now?" " Hide the damn nuts!" " Are you all right?" " Get her some water." "Flat or sparkling?" "The caterer says he doesn't know how this could have happened." "Well, I feel like I ate a loaf of nuts." "I mean, even my tongue is swollen." "You're marrying a big, fat, puffy tomato mouth." "It's not that bad, really." "Besides, the swelling's already going down." " Yeah?" " Hey, Kev." " Yeah." " Just coming to check up on the bride-to-be." "For the love of God..." " Out!" " You see?" "I told you it looks terrible." " I told you." " Baby, I promise you." "In 24 hours the swelling will be completely gone." "Give me that!" "Door was open." "Oh thank God." " The Bride of Frankenstein is gone." " I know." "I was up half the night worrying." " You look great." " I just don't know" " how those nuts got in there." " Yeah." "Hmm." "Wait." "Hey, do you think she would..." "No!" "Come on." "I mean, she's crazy, but she's not like, psycho-killer crazy." "Hmm." "No!" "Oh, hey, I was wondering." "Could I bring a date to your wedding?" "Of course." "My God." "How exciting." "Great." "Thanks." "So then, I'll see you later." "But... w-wait!" " Who is he?" "Tell me!" " Oh, it's... okay, don't be mad." "It's Dr. Chamberlain." "Actually "Paul."" " Is that his real name?" " That's very funny." "I gotta go get a mani, pedi and my eyebrows waxed." "But I'll see you in a couple hours, okay?" " Oh, let me go down with you." " Okay." "Oh God." "She added even more ruffles!" "Where's your prom date, señorita?" "Oh, wait a minute." "This is too damn good." "Where's my camera?" "This is just too good." "Will you just get me out of this right now?" "Come here." " Cheers." " Hey." "Thanks for coming." "Okay, guys, let's go see how Charlie's doing." "Ah, yes, please." "Uh-huh." "Oh my God." "Those are so much better than mine." "Don't... touch me!" "I got out of that car the same way I got in it... without you." "Now where is she?" "You here with the bride or the groom?" "I'm here with my mother." "Oh." "She looked a lot older." "L..." "Well, look what we have here." "Oh my God." "You look beautiful." "Oh my God." " Oh my God." " This is it!" "Yeah!" " Oh God, did you talk to the priest?" " I talked to him." "He's just going to skip right over that whole" " "if anyone should object" part." " Okay." "You're a vision in white, sweetie, really." "Knock knock." "Look at you!" "And so is your mother-in-law." "Mm." "Mm-mm-mm." "All right." "Everybody out." "Out." "Give the bride a moment." " No way." " What?" "What is that?" " What?" " Where's your bridesmaid's dress?" "Oh, I gave it to Ruby's daughter." "She works at Hooters." "She was thrilled." "I don't have a daughter?" "Oh." "Rude." "Take off that white dress right now or I'll take it off for you." "Don't you tell me what to do!" "You did not just poke me!" "Don't you touch me, you two-bit tramp!" "Oh my God!" "Viola, I'm so sorry." "I didn't mean to..." "You don't go and slap somebody then apologize." "Get some backbone!" "God!" "This is crazy!" "Why don't you just face it?" "I'm marrying Kevin today and there's nothing you can do about it." "You face it!" "You'll never be good enough for him!" "Didn't stop you from marrying my son." " Oh God, no." " Well, look at you." "All in white." "You are so predictable." "Oh, Gertrude." "I didn't know you were coming." "You didn't?" "Wonder why." "Oh, I know." "You didn't send me an invitation!" "I thought you were dead." "But evil doesn't die so easily." "I heard you got sacked and thrown into a loony bin." " Oh!" "Oh!" " My congratulations." "Oh my God." "Oh my God!" "These hors d'oeuvres taste like old socks." "Now, I want to get an up-close look at the bride." "Holy Toledo!" "You are a stunner!" "My grandson is a lucky fellah." "Look, what he did." "He went out and found himself an exotic Latina!" "Would that my son had been that lucky." "Here we go again." "What?" "You were a television weatherwoman in Dubuque, Montana." "You drove around in a broken-down minivan and you drank red wine from a box!" "Classy." "You killed him, you know?" " What?" "!" " You killed him." "All the doctors agreed, my son died of terminal disappointment!" "If anybody killed him, you did." "You smothered him to death!" "Nobody was ever good enough for him!" "My God, you look old!" "Fine." "This woman is going to drive me insane." "Now, I'd rather not take all the credit." "You'll get over it." " Okay, I love you." " You're kidding." "This is never gonna end, is it?" "I mean, that's going to be me and you in 30 years." "We'll be doing the exact same thing." "You know what?" "I wanted to marry Kevin because we make each other happy." "But you're never gonna let that happen." "Are you?" "Oh my God." "I can't believe I'm saying this." "You win, Viola." "What do you mean?" "The wedding's off." "Bye, Ruby." "L-I cannot believe she compared me to Gertrude." "I know." "Now that's just wrong." " Thank you." " You are far worse." "I don't recall Gertrude ever trying to poison you." "And I'm pretty sure she wore black to your wedding." "Black." "Yeah, she said she was in mourning." "Mm-hmm." "I just want my son to be happy." "Whatever made you think he wasn't?" "Hey, what are you doing here?" "Don't you know it's bad luck to see the..." "Charlie, what's wrong?" "What is it?" "Are you nervous?" "Hey." " Kevin, I need..." " Charlie," "I need to talk to you." " Viola, stop it!" " It's the flower girls." " They're drunk again." " What?" "Yeah, in the toilet." "Not now, Viola, okay?" "It's really important." "Just give us a minute." "She'll be right there." "Please?" "Charlie, what is it?" "I'll be right back." "What do you want, Viola?" "I don't want you to walk out on this wedding." "You don't?" "No, I don't." "What, am I supposed to believe that you've had some epiphany?" "That all of the sudden, everything is going to be different?" "It's never been about you, Charlie." "It's me." "I've been so afraid of losing him." "He's the only family I've got." "This is my chance for a family, too." " And I'm scared." " Oh!" "Don't blow your chance for happiness." "You've never needed my approval." "He's loved you from the very beginning." "And I promise I will get out of the way and let the two of you be happy." "That's not what I want." "I mean, there just has to be some boundaries, Viola." "I can do boundaries!" "I don't love boundaries but I can do them." "How about the number of times you call Kevin a day?" "Can we limit that to, like, one?" "Oh, I need at least four minimum." " He's 35 years old." " Three?" " Two." " Deal." "Two long-ass calls!" "When Kevin and I have kids, he and I will decide how they're raised." "All right." "But you know I have raised one wonderful boy." " And my advice could be very..." " Will be solicited when needed." "All right, as long as one kid is named after me." " Middle name." " Deal." "What else?" "Holidays and special occasions." "Are you gonna keep me away?" "You must be present for every Christmas," "Thanksgiving, birthday, school play, clarinet recital and soccer game in our kids' lives." "I want you to love them and spoil them and teach them things that Kevin and I can't." "Like how to throw a right hook for example." "I want you there, Viola." "I do, up front and center." "From this point I will not negotiate." "Damn." "That girl can give a nice little speech." "Deal?" "Oh... can they call me "Aunt Viola" instead of "Grandma"?" "Fine." "Come on, unzip me." "Viola, you don't have to wear that dress, really." "Yes, I do." "Really." "Go, Kevin and Charlie!" "Yeah!" "Mom!" "Do you really think I would leave without saying goodbye?" "I love you, Mom." " Thanks for everything." " Go." "Bye, you guys!" "Okay, everybody gather around the back of the car!" "Charlie!" "Charlie, right here!" "Right here, Charlie!" "Sheesh." " Oh, Hawaii!" "I cannot wait!" " I know." "I can't either." "Have a great time in Hawaii!" " Good luck!" " Have fun in Hawaii!" "Just you and me now, Ruby!" "Jesus." "Who did I kill in a past life?" "And take off that damn dress." "You look like a giant peach cobbler." "You're making me hungry." "Come on, weathergirl, I'll buy you a box of wine." "For once in my life" "I have someone who needs me" "Someone I needed so long" "For once, unafraid" "I can go where life leads me" "Somehow I know I'll be strong" "For once, I can touch" "What my heart used to dream of" "Long before I knew" "Oh, someone warm like you" "Would make my dream come true" " Yeah yeah yeah" " For once in our lives" "For once in my life" "I won't let sorrow hurt me" "Not like it's hurt me before" "Not like it's hurt before" "For once, I have something" "I know won't desert me" " I'm not alone anymore" " I'm not alone" "For once, I can say" ""This is mine, you can't take it"" "As long as I know I have love I can make it" "For once in my life" "I have someone who needs me" "Someone who needs me" "Ah-hah-hah, hey yeah!" "Someone who needs me" "All I need is love, baby" "For once in my life" "Make our dreams come true" " For once in my life" " For once in my life" "I won't let sorrow hurt me" " Not like it's hurt me before" " Not like it hurt before" "For once, I have something" "I know won't desert me" " I'm not alone anymore" " I'm not alone anymore" "For once I can say" ""This is mine, you can't take it"" "Long as I know I have love I can make it" "For once in my life" "I have someone who needs me" " Someone who needs me" " Oh" "For once in my life" " Someone who needs me" " Yeah" "Somebody that needs me" " Someone who needs me" " For once in my life." "You can cry a million tears" "You can wait a million years" "If you think that time will change your ways" "Don't wait too long" "When your morning turns to night" "Who'll be loving you by candlelight?" "If you think that time will change your ways" "Don't wait too long" "Maybe I've got a lot to learn" "Time can slip away" "Sometimes you've got to lose it all" "Before you find your way" "Take a chance and play your part" "Make romance, it might break your heart" "But if you think time will change your ways" "Don't wait too long" "Baby, you and I've got a lot to learn" "Don't want to waste another day" "Maybe you got to lose it all" "Before you find your way" "Take a chance, play your part" "Make romance, it might break your heart" "But if you think time will change your ways" "Don't wait too long" "Don't wait" "Yeah." "Gettin' old."

"Ladies and gentlemen." "Please welcome the man who knows what you're gonna do before you do it." "The amazing, Frank Cadillac!" "Here's to world peace." "Good evening." "Welcome to beautiful downtown Las Vegas." "How many people are here from the orient?" "Raise your hands." "You, sir..." "Where you from?" "No, wait, wait..." "Don't tell me." "I'm sensing, you must have soul." "You're a soul man." "Why don't you share with everyone where you're from?" " Korea." " How about that, folks?" "May I assume that this charming young lady is your daughter?" " She's my wife!" "Well, of course she is!" "and what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas." " What's your name?" " Yhun-Kihong." "Yhun-Kihong." "Would you be kind enough to join me up on the stage please?" "Are you serious about this guy?" "This a joke?" "You want me to round up some mimes and clowns while we're at it?" "Yhun-Kihong." "What if I told you that that pretty necklace your wearing has a broken catch and on my count of three, will fall into your drink." "Wouldn't that be something?" "Wouldn't that just blow your mind?" " Yeah." " Yes." "Wouldn't it blow all your minds!" "Three, two, one now." "Did somebody say "spooky"?" "Wait a minute, look at your glass." "Where did it go?" "Yhun-Kihong, why don't you look inside my pocket?" "Reach in." "Dig deep." "Let's have a big hand for Yhun-Kihong." "Well, that's magic folks." "And that's why I'm here." "You've probably seen a lot of those shows." "Mentalists, magicians, illusionists..." "You'll be shocked to know that sometimes not often, but sometimes, it's the real deal." "Masquerading is an act hiding behind a few 50 dollar tricks hiding in a plain sight." "Because if the magician doesn't do that the alternative is impossible for others to live with." "Anyway." "Wednesday night at The Back Page doesn't pay very well." "So I gamble." "But I don't play against other people, only against the house." "So, no mega jack pots, no wash outs." "The idea is to go unnoticed." "That way I can keep coming back." "I'm not a god." "I can't see everyone's future, only my own." "And only within 2 minutes except for when I saw her." "But we'll come back to that." "There's no pattern to this guy, he is all over the map." "Well he's not counting, not enough to top of a 5 deck shoe." "Wait a minute." "Isn't that, that two bit magic act over at The Back Page?" " What's his name?" " Cadillac." "Yeah, it's Frank Cadillac." "Is he pulling tricks on us?" "Is that legal?" "He can't trick the deck." "I'm telling you." "That little prick knows what's coming." "If he's really knocking a system why's he not betting more." "That's gonna be my second question." "Look at that." "He's looking right at us." "It's like he can hear us." " What table was that?" " 27." "It's Roybal, give me two men to table 27!" "Coming right now!" "Place your bets please." "Here's the thing about the future." "Every time you look at it it changes." "Because you looked at it and that, changes everything else." "Nine thousand and seventy." "Empty the drawer." "Move!" "Drop the gun, now!" "Nine thousand and seventy." "Drop the gun." "Step back." "It's his gun." "He's was gonna shoot 2 people." "Step back, we'll settle this right now." " Hey!" " What's he doing?" "Secure the doors, elevators, escalators." "Every way out of this damn place, now!" "Clayman, seal off the Black Jack tables!" "Sullivan, link up with Roybal!" " We're on the floor, on the floor right now!" " Bring the view of the cameras!" "That way!" "This way!" "He's right next to you." "10 dollar slots." "Aisle 14." "There he is behind you!" "Your left!" "Turn around!" "He's right between you." "He's in the mens room, near the gift shop." "Gift shop!" "Gift shop!" "Davis, where the hell is he?" "Black t-shirt, straw hat." "Heading towards the entrance." "Come on, let's go." "Call Vegas PD." "He just stole a silver Charger, tag 585-G4S." " Drop the gun." "Step back." " It's his gun." "He rose to the top of our gambling fraud wish list about 2 months ago." "And what he does has nothing to do with luck." "It's defilable ability." "Look at him." "He knows exactly what to do and not get caught." "Can you explain that to me?" "No, I can't explain it, Callie." "Nor do I have the time." "The Russian Federation has a 10 kiloton nuclear munition, unaccounted for..." " I understand that." " I'm not sure you do." "We need every agent available beating the street." "That bomb was stolen 5 weeks ago." "We have just been informed of it now." "Which means it could be parked under this truck for all we know." "I need actionable intelligence." "Not paranormals and bullshit magicians." "With all due respect sir, this bullshit magician shown a pattern of advanced awareness, that is statistically impossible." "But you let me bring him in, you'll get what you want." "5 days, Callie." "That's it." "Get me the head of casino security." " You Roybal?" " It's Roybal." " Whatever." " Who are you?" "Cavanaugh, take a walk." "Hey, Roybal." "This isn't a pissing contest." "Come on." "What did you do?" "You got a new car?" " Stole it." " Oh, look at this." "20 minutes to walk 20 steps." "Well, that's what you get from two packs a day." "I got you two sandwiches." "Two sandwiches?" "Oh, that's plenty grand." "Come on, take it." "I love you." "Oh, Jesus." "How can I repay you?" "Must be a bitch to park this thing." "Chief Roybal, Special Agent Ferris." "I'm sure Agent Cavanaugh has explained to you that everything you say in this room, and you know we admit can be used against you." "Do we understand each other?" "Sure." " Tell me about Cris Johnson." " I don't know who that is." "How about Frank Cadillac?" "You chased him out your casino tonight." " Stole a car from valet parking." " Yeah, yeah, yeah I know Cadillac." "I thought he was cheating us at cards, the next thing I know he's tackling some guy and waving a gun." " Well, the gun wasn't his." "The man he tackled was one of the two casino killings in Reno." "He is in custody now." "Come on, I'll show you something." "You remember this?" "Oh yeah, of course I do." "We were saying he's looking right at us." " Hey, how did you get this?" " Now think carefully." "What were you talking about right when he looked up?" "We were saying if he has a system why wasn't he betting more." "You sure you weren't doing or saying anything else?" "Just going down to pick him up, I was urging for my radio..." "And right then?" "That's when he looked up?" "Be very specific." "That's what I said." "He looked up." "Really." "So he doesn't have to be there to do it." "Once you entered his consciousness he can pick it up." "Is that to work a system?" "Thank you." "We're finished." "Done some good here, Mr Roybal." "But none of it is up for the discussion." "As far as your concerned Cris Johnson never existed." "That's going to be difficult, considering a hundred cameras saw him at the casino." "Not to worry." "Those tapes have been destroyed." "Hey!" "Is she single?" "Cris, you can't keep stealing cars and having people chase you that's not a life." "But you gotta forget this girl that you keep seeing in your head." "No, I'm not going anywhere until I meet her." "Well suppose she don't show up?" "She already did." "At the diner." "9 minutes after 8." "Well, you've got a couple of hours." "How about a game of pool?" "Allright, Irv." "We'll shoot some pool." "We timed every hand of Black Jack." "The longest was 89 seconds when Jonhson pulled a 6 cards 21." "So we know he can see at least a minute and a half ahead." "I had our techs run a radio frequency spectrum analysis." "Came up dry." "He is not receiving any form of electronic help." "At one point there was a 2 minute 16 second delay." "He never bet." "Just got up and walked away." "Maybe 2.16 is too long." "He can't see that far." "Narrows our window a little bit any way." "Got him." "Vegas PD got a lo-jack hit on the stolen vehicle." "Listen." "About that girl." "When you looked at the clock, did you happen to see a calendar?" "Because it could be 10 years from now she gets hungry." "It's gotta be soon." "I never seen further ahead than two minutes." "Except for her." "And what do you think the reason is that?" "I don't know." "Maybe she doesn't scare easy." "Maybe she's the one." "Well, when you get like this there's no talking to you." " She's almost here." " What happened to the diner?" "Somebody else." "A cop." "A cop?" "Well, then you gotta go." "No, I wanna see how much she knows, what she wants from me." "Cris Johnson." "Still here huh?" "Where else would I be?" "Special Agent Ferris." "Next time steal a car without lo-jack." "Can we speak privately?" "It's okay, Irv." "Go ahead." "Thanks." "I'm sure you know why I'm here." "Cause you're the man who knows what I'm going to do before I do it." "Right?" "Oh, the show, right." "Right!" "I saw you there." " Wonderful." "You like magic tricks?" " Yeah, yeah I do." "Like your magic tricks, clairvoyance." "Whatever you're calling it." "Let's talk something hard." "A stolen nucleur munition has being smuggled into the United States, or may in fact already be here." "I want you to look ahead and tell me where it's gonna be deployed." "I think you got the wrong guy." "It's a magic act." "You gonna stick with that story." "Cause millions of lives are at risk and you could maybe prevent a major catastrophe." "On a practical note." "We are standing in front of a stolen vehicle and you are wanted for assault involving a weapon at the casino." "Alright, that was an accident." "He had a gun and he was going to shoot two people..." "Yeah?" "How did you know that?" "No good deed goes unpunished, does it?" "I can fix your legal problems buddy but you gotta step up otherwise your next magic show is gonna be in Fulsom State Prison." "It's ironic but people like you who try to help had been torturing me." "In the full sense of the word since I was 3 years old." "What do they call it?" "Oh, yeah." "Observed play therapy." "Featuring the marathon 36 hours "can you guess the next flash card" game." "So, please leave me alone and let me live some semblence of a normal life." "I love to indulge your feelings." "But I am dealing with a slightly larger picture right now." "Now you can exercise your responsibility to help your fellow man or I will exercise that responsibility for you." "You're right, I gotta go." "He's gone, right?" "I missed him by seconds tonight." "Excuse me honey, can you get off my car?" "Yeah." "Thank you." "Jesus." " Mr Roybal?" " It's Roybal." "Can I help you man?" "I have a few questions if this is a good time?" "Gaming Commission?" "It's after hours." "You guys should be in a strip club right?" "Come on." "What can you tell us about Cris Johnson?" "I don't know who you're talking about." "Let me rephrase the question." " Here you go, hon." " Thanks." "Excuse me." "Hello." "I noticed you're alone too." "Do you mind if I join you?" "Actually I do." "Sorry to bother you but I have a question about the coffee the bean they use..." "Isn't that something you should probably ask your waitress?" "Yes, it is." "Excuse me, do you have a light?" "I don't smoke." " Here you go, hon." " Thanks." "Please." "Don't." " Hi, Liz." " Did you follow me here Kendal?" "No, no." "I just thought we could talk." "You know we got really nothing to talk about." "And I told you that 3 weeks ago." "Liz, come on." "I had an off day, just give me another shot." "It's not gonna happen, okay?" "So maybe you should just go." "Do you know how hard it was to find you?" "I was at your apartment I tried the Starbucks on Lexington, I was at the dry cleaner..." "All I'm asking for is a few minutes of your time, so that we can work things out!" "Okay, Jesus!" "You're stalking me now." "Don't!" "Don't say that, please." "That's a terrible thing to say to somebody..." "Let go of me, Kendal." "Look, I just..." "I thought we can talk." "You know, maybe we can take a drive and now your ruining it." "You're hurting me." "Kendal?" "I think you're having another off day." " Who the hell are you?" " I'm her future." "Really?" "Hi, my name's Cris." "You okay, Kendal?" "See, the thing is I feel connected to you and I don't know the reason why." "Now listen." "I think it's only fair that you pay for the lady's breakfast." "What are you having?" "Pecan pies are amazing." "Excuse me." "I can pay for my own breakfast." "You know what?" "You two work things out." "You're hurting me." "Kendal?" "I think you're having another off day." " Who the hell are you?" " I'm her future." "Really?" "Incoming." " God damn it, Kendal!" " What?" "Don't blame me." "This is your fault." "Get out of here!" "Will somebody please call the cops?" "I am so sorry." "Are you okay?" "Let me help you." "Come on, lets get you cleaned up." "Come on." "Okay." " I'm seeing some stars." " Yeah?" "I'm Liz." "Cris." "You must have a death wish getting involved in that." " Here." "Just..." " Okay." "Okay." "Hold it there." " For a bit." " Okay." " It will." " What will?" "Your luck." "It's gonna change." "What are you?" "A leprechaun?" "Do leprachaun's get punched in the face or have their car stolen?" " Your car was stolen?" " Yeah." "I'm hoping they find it today." "Supposed to be in Flagstaff." "Hey, is this tooth loose here?" "I don't know." "I don't think so." "It hurts." "Well listen, maybe I can give you a ride." " I'm kind of going that way." " That would really be helpful, Liz." "Thank you." " I do have to make a stop though." " It's okay." "And it may take a few hours, so cool with that?" "Hey, look." "If you're uncomfortable with this, I'll take a bus." "No, no, no." "Its fine, its fine." "You're not a psycho." "Right?" "Because the first psycho vibe i get, you're out of the car." " Okay." "Yes Ma'am." " OK." "Deal." "Deal." "It's amazing." "Wasn't it?" "I end up in a diner where you are, both heading in the same direction." "I don't know if I would call it amazing, but..." "Destiny." "That's what it really is." "Okay." "I'm starting to get that psycho vibe." "Ah, no..." "You don't believe in destiny?" "Well, even if it does exist, I don't think I want to know." "I mean if every move we make is pre-ordained and what is the point of that?" "In life is supposed to be a surprise." "Isn't it?" "It would be nice." "Yeah." "So he came in twice a day for a week at exactly 9 past 8?" "Yeah, he'd stay a few minutes, have a martini and then he'd go." "Until today when he met that lady." "Didn't find anything strange about that?" "Not strange enough to call the police." "We got a regular that counts the cornflakes in his bowl it has to be an even number." " Got any cameras?" " Inside?" "No." "Outside?" "No." "Did you noticed what kind of car he was driving maybe overhear where they were going?" "I don't know what car but they were heading up to Flagstaff." " Flagstaff?" " That's what they said." "Got another regular." "She's always on a diet." "Brings in a scale and her own salad dressing." " Thank you." " You're welcome." "Guy knows we're after him, but he still risks coming here." "8 or 9." "Twice a day." "He didn't know if it's day or night, just the time." "He was waiting for her." "Alright." "There is a traffic cam over there, bank 7-11 across the street." "Just run all the tapes." "We will get lucky and catch him at the wide." "Hey, your bubby Roybal, the casino chief?" "Had his throat cut last night after getting a knee cap shot off." "You're telling me this now?" "We just talked him about Johnson." " Hey, I just found out." " Alright." " Local weapon?" " Dead end." "The forensics came up empty." "Not a hair not a fibre." "Somebody wants information." "Now, next time anything happens relevant to Johnson, I want to know right away." " I don't care if it's a paper cut." " Okay, boss." "The head of casino security." "What did you learn from him?" "For a macho guy, he screams like a girl." "But he was questioned by federal agents, looking for Cris Jonhson." "Yes?" "He said they hadn't found him yet." "Do you believe this shit?" "He can see things before they happen?" "It makes no difference what I believe." "Look, we spent two years setting this up." "And that man out there is worried all this will be comprimised by Johnson." "We're wasting our time looking for some magician." "We're being paid to secure the operations, Jones not to hunt down some carnival barker." "Really?" "Then why are the same authorities that are looking for us so interested in him?" "Get rid of him." "Do it now." "Hey." "Have a super reservation." "I teach here once a week." "The conditions are pretty lousy." "But it's in the Canyon." "One of the eight wonders of the world." " Hi, Sam." " Hi, Liz." "A couple hundred years ago this tribe was booming." "Plenty of food and thriving culture." "They should be better off but I guess this is just their destiny." "I would like to meet their shaman." "I read once that in the many North American tribes their shamans purpose wasn't only healing." "But they also claim to have power of the atmosphere." "To bring on or stop rain even know future advance." "Do you think that's possible?" "I believe any thing is possible." "Me too." " Whose birthday?" " One of my students." "Hi." "How's it going?" "Hello, how is everybody?" "Good?" "That's good." "That, that was a lot good." "But you messed up on the last part." "On the last part, yeah." "I thought you weren't coming back til next monday." "Well I'm not, but it's Jake's birthday." "How could I miss that?" "Whose that man you're with?" " Is he your boyfriend?" " No, no, he's not my boyfriend." "He's just my friend." "I think he likes you." "Why would you say that?" "Because he looks at you like my brother looks at his girlfriend." "Hey, Jake." "Do you want to see some magic?" "I'll show you something." "Come here." "I found this rock out in the Canyon." "And I want you to hold it because it's a magic rock." "That's right." "Hold it really tight, keep squeezing." "It's magic." "It won't bite." "Happy birthday." "So you're a magician?" "Well." "I have a small magic act back in Vegas." "The Frank Cadillac show." " I thought your name was Cris." " It is." "Frank Cadillac is my stage name." "How did you come up with that?" "I picked two things I really like and I put them together." "Frankenstein and Cadillacs." "You are odd." "Charming." "But odd." "Cease fire!" "Get out of the range!" "Nice." "A little close though." "Okay." "You were right about the traffic cam." "We got a positive ID." "I'm sorry." "Don't be." "It's okay." " Did I drool?" " Drool?" " Yeah." " What?" "Drool, no." " Oh my god, it's coming down so hard." " Yeah." "I like rain." "I like rain too." "You know once, I think was in Denmark it rained fish." "Cause the sun dehydrated the water." "Took it out in the atmosphere." "Rehydrated the fish eggs, and they hatched and rained fish." "Is it true?" "Yeah, in the clouds." "True story." "Happened 50 years ago." "Just felt like sharing that with you." "The road washed out ahead." "You can't cross till morning." "Not even then if this keeps up." "Spin around and go back about 2 miles, take your second left there'll be a motel there called..." " The Cliffhanger." "Thanks." "Right." "Him right?" "That's it." "There's no front plate, where's the other side?" "I don't have it." "What was that at the front window?" "Go back." "Back, back." "Back, there!" "Zoom in." "It's a permit." "Track it and find her." "I'll light a fire." "Cris, one little problem." "Oh, no, no, no..." "I'm gonna sleep in the car." " Here." " Oh, thanks." "Sure." "Hey, did you hear the joke about the zen master who ordered the hot dog?" "No." "He said he'd have one with everything." "Good night." "Good night." "What do we have?" "They're at the Cliffhanger Motel outside Flagstaff." "We found an Arizona foreman who remembered the land cruiser." "Why would he do that?" "The road was floaded." "He was about to suggest a place to stay." " But Johnson already knew, right?" " Exactly." "Callie, it just got worse." "All right people, we got a nuclear alert." "Code red." "In the southern California region." "L.A. to San Diego, 95% certainty." "Nuclear emergency search teams are on the way, but until they get here somebody please tell me what my agency, the FBI is doing about it?" "Well, sir, tier 1 suspects have been interrogated." "Cars and premises have been checked." "Friends and aquintances." "We have opened up surveillance on tier 2 and 3 suspects but nothing actionable yet." "Oh, is that what we're doing?" "Waiting for something actionable?" "There are 8 million lives that are precarious at best so I say we widen the net to slightly suspicious and get some decent Intel before this nuke blows up Los Angeles." "Alright, Callie." "What do you propose we do next?" "I believe that the urgency of the situation..." "We know where he is." "Let my team pick him up." "The FBI are mobilizing." "Continue watching." " Did you have the image?" " Yes." "He said they're mobilizing." "Standard procedure when security is escalated." "Tell him to wrap it up." "They'll lead us straight to Johnson." " Don't lose sight of them." "Understand?" " Okay, certainly." "You hungry?" "There's a coffee shop down the road." "I'd rather eat here, if that's okay." "Sure." "What?" "There's an Italian painter named Carlatti." "And he defined beauty." "He said it was a summation of the parts working together in such a way that that nothing needed to be added." "Taken away or altered." "That's you." "You're beautiful." "That was incredible." "What was?" "This." "Right here." "Gives us a good stand up position and a open view of the front of the motel." "We can multiple pull in area surveillances, from this road here, that turn off." "Get a team with a parabolic set right here." "That's fine, but I also want mobile surveillance and get me 2 or 3 roamers." "If he rabbits on us, I wanna be flexible." "Ferris." "Call the local police in Flagstaff." "Tell them to hold the outside perimeter." "I want that area locked down." "A body turned out in an apartment, with the line of sight to my office..." "Slit throat, like Roybal." "Somebody trying to follow us to Johnson." "Cris?" "Yeah?" "Maybe there is such a thing as destiny." "Give it 40 seconds." "So after two minutes, he just stops seeing what's gonna happen?" "I sure as hell hope so." " Elizabeth Cooper?" " Yeah." "Federal Agent Ferris." " What is this about?" " I'm gonna need a few minutes of your time." "Yeah, okay." "They're putting her in the car." " Drop the gun, step back." " It's his gun." "He was gonna shoot 2 people." "This was 3 days ago?" "He used you to get away from Las Vegas." "You can be pretty sure, the everything he told you is a lie." "He's delusional." "A sociopath." "Oh my God." "My god." "Oh, shit." "Oh, shit!" "Go back to the motel." "Have a drink." "Put one of these in his glass." "It'll take 5 minutes to put him to sleep, then we'll come in and get him." "Nobody's been hurt." "But this is important, you need to do it at least 2 minutes after you get him out of the room." "Why do you need me?" "Why can't you just get him?" "Liz, as I understand that you work for a federal funded program teaching on a various reservations." "Is that true?" "Yes, that's true." "Well, I think you'll be eager to help us." "We're on the same team." "Now they letting her go." " Thanks for the note." " Sure." " Did you have a nice walk?" " I did." "You know, it's really beautiful here." "Oh, erm..." "I have a present for you." "Ah, thanks." "I need that." "Yeah." "Is something wrong?" "Oh, no, no." "I'm fine." "Now, why don't you go wash up I'm gonna make us breakfast." " Okay." " Okay." "45 seconds." "1 minute 30." "And that's 2." " Looks good." " You think so?" "Thank you." "Don't drink that!" "It's drugged." "Oh, god, I don't know what I'm doing!" "I have no idea what I'm doing." "Some federal agent came up to me and said that you are a delusional sociopath." "And they showed me this tape." "So maybe you are but I don't want to believe that." "I don't think I can believe that." "And she also said that if you ran they would shoot you." "So I should drug you instead." "Even if what they said is true, I don't want you to die." "I don't want you to die." "Cris, is it true?" "Oh, shit!" "Give me broadband noise reduction, I don't like hearing this." "Speak quietly and act normally." "How long did they say the drugs would take?" "About 5 minutes." " What is he doing?" " He's drinking." "Give it a minute." "Got a clean shot?" "Not yet." "The man in that casino would have killed 2 people." "It happened, it just hadn't happen yet." "Oh my god, you are delusional." "Fluffy cranberry or a stack of chocolate chip pancakes for the kids." "Fluffy cranberry or a stack of chocolate chop pancakes for the kids in a..." "Safe?" "Who knows what's safe?" "I know a man who dropped dead from looking at his wife." "Safe?" "Who knows what's safe?" "I know a man dropped dead from looking at his wife." "You can't get lost in the woods, if you never go in to the woods." "You can't get lost in the woods, if you never go in to the woods." "Boy, you got an answer for everything." "That's right sir." "You're the only person authorised to do so." "That's right sir." "You're the only person authorised to do so." " How are you doing this?" " I have no idea how but I can." "I was born with it." " This is some kind of a trick?" " You know we don't have time for that." "You said anything was possible." "So, you see things before they happen." " You see the future?" " My future when it affect me and only 2 minutes ahead." "Except you." "For some reason I saw you." "For some reason I saw you." "Far beyond anything I've ever seen before and I don't know why." "What do you mean, you saw me?" "You have been..." "You have been doing that to me?" "That you know what I'm gonna do and what I'm gonna say that you've been just setting me up?" " No, I haven't." "I wanted to find you because I need to know why I was seeing you." "Because I..." "It wasn't a setup." "What do they want from you?" "They think I can help them in matters of a national security." "I don't understand if you can help them why don't you?" "Because I can't." "I can only give them 2 minute head start and that's if my life has personally involved." " But with me you can see further." " Yeah." "But they don't know that." "There is almost 10,000 dollars in this envelope." "They know about you." "You need to get away from here." "What time do you have?" " 9:10." " Set your wacth to 9:17." "Read this when I left, and wait exactly 45 seconds before you do what it says." "I'll take Ferris with me." "It might be a week or a month but if you can wait, I'll find you." "Something's wrong." " Don't do it." " I already have." "Go get him!" "Alive!" "Lets go!" "Son of a bitch!" "Cris." "Oh, shit!" "Run!" "Johnson!" "You know you're not gonna shoot." "You're gonna let me die?" "Hey, I need some help!" "Get him out of here." "Let's get him out of here." "I got you." "You alright?" "You okay?" "Open your eyes." "Look at me." "No good deed goes unpunished, does it?" " She got him." " Now what?" " Did you see her?" "Smoke?" "Thanks for today." "Could of let me die." "I appreciate it." "That was a real show of character." "I know, I seem like the bad guy in all of this but in the interest of preserving our freedom there are larger issues at play." " What about my freedom?" " With freedom comes responsibility." " I have rights." " This isn't about you." "This is about 8 million other people." "If I do what you want, you will keep me in this chair forever." "There is a nuclear bomb somewhere in Los Angeles." "And every television station in the world will broadcast precise details of it's detonation." "So go on, push that two minutes as far as you can and find it." "...broadcast this afternoon for a breaking news out of downtown Los Angeles." "...the largest technology corporations opposed this idea." "And tech lobbying is blamed for stalling the members of the LAPD bombsquad are staging in that area." "We wanna go live now with our reporter Lisa Joiner, at the scene with very latest." " Lisa?" " Jeff, this all began when police received an anonymous phone call stating that explosives would be detonated at this parking garage at Second and Broadway at 6 o'clock tonight." "There is no, um..." "They have no idea on the motive." " The victim however..." " Oh, Liz, I'm sorry." "What?" "What did you say?" "We saw the LAPD surrounded the area." "They've secured a perimeter." "But now the bomb squad is making there way onto the deck of this building." "And there the men are walking up with black suit on the sight." "Oh my god!" "There..." "There's been an explosion." "There's been an explosion." "Oh my god." "The victim has been identified as Elizabeth Cooper of Las Vegas." "And she was strapped to a wheel chair." "Sorry." "...Approximately 10% of U.S. workers receives stock options." "Many technology companies will be..." " Tell me what just happened?" " I can't." "It won't work like this." "Just get me out of this room and I will do what you want." "I beg you." "Please, get me out of this room." "Let him out." " Callie, Callie!" "Wait up." " What?" "Forensic report on Betty Peterson." "The dead girl in the apartment." "Her throat was cut, bled out otherwise nothing to DNA, the place immaculate again." " How did it go with Johnson?" " Well, something happened but he's not sharing." "You know there's traces of potassium iodine." "Some medication Peterson was taking." " They found an empty pill box." " No. the only reason to take it is to prevent radiation poisoning." "Hey, wait, wait." "Can I get a smoke or something?" "I need to relax." "Thanks." "Hey, can I get a light?" "Look at this." "Look." "Bay zero one." "Bay zero one." "I got visual." "Subject is spotted heading south on Fifth street." "Be advised." "Subject is turning east onto Broadway." "Stay here." "Let me deal with this." "Why are you here?" "They killed her." "2 hours from now." "They killed Liz." "Tell me what you saw." "I saw them execute her." "Right there." "On the roof." "It hasn't happened yet and I know who has her." "It's the same people we're after." "There's a reason that they brought you here." "They're using Liz as bait." "10 to 1, you go out on that roof, they're gonna put a bullet in your brain." "I know." "Right now, she's still alive." "She is, you are, we all are." "Let's try to keep it that way." "I help you, you help me, alright?" "I want a 2 mile radius." "Every telephone grid, short waves cell tower, shut it down." " What do you want me to do?" "Let him shoot you." "Your call cannot be completed as dialed." "Check the number and dial again." "Your call cannot be completed as dialed." "FBI." "Down on your knees!" "You okay?" "That looked pretty close." "Slide of hand." " You didn't get him?" " Not alive." "He fired on the chopper." "But doesn't matter, he couldn't call in the hit." "As far as they are concerned, you're not here yet." "Buys us time." "Every way I try, she still ends up dead." "What if you do it earlier?" "I think they'll have to bring her here in a vehicle, right?" " Looking for a license plate." " Right." "Can you see it?" "It helps if you don't speak right now." "California plate number." "50KF272." "California tag." "50 Kilo Foxtrot 272." "Please, where are you taking me?" " Okay." "Not a problem." "What do you want with me?" "Be careful." "Who the hell are you people?" "You set them up Cavanaugh?" "Local SWAT has been deployed and the regional team just showed to back us up." "Alright, listen up." "The van carrying Elizabeth Cooper will exit the warehouse, crossed over here, 18 compounds and approximately 5 minutes." "4 minutes and 27 seconds." "Do you mind?" " Not anymore." "Go ahead." " They've got her wrapped in explosives wired to a cell phone." " Remote trigger." "Another cell phone sets it off, using one button speed dial." "You'll take this route to the entrance gate." "At that point, Alpha and Bravo will swarm the entrance..." "If you can just be quiet and do exactly what I say I'll save your life." "We need to stop the vehicle here before they get through the gates." "Alpha and Bravo will hold and contain here sniper teams will initiate on Johnson's call." "On his call." "Are we clear?" "All elements shoot to kill any hostiles." " What about intel?" " We don't need them." "We have him." "Alright everybody!" "Lets go." "Go!" "Let's go!" "Move!" "Back up!" "Back up!" "Back up!" "Go, go, go!" " Stop the van." " Not yet." "You'll kill her." "Now!" "We gotta go!" "Now!" "Now!" "Pull back!" "Pull back!" "Take out the guy on the crane, northeast corner." "Negative, on a visual." "Give me that." "Aim for the door way, 8 inches above the guard rail." "Alright, lets go!" "The girl escaped." "David, Charlie-One at entry point." "Turn right." "Clear." "Go!" "Go!" "Go!" "Come on." "Let's go, let's go!" "Round up!" "They're coming to round up!" "Stop." "No!" "Go." "This is Charlie-One element." "Moving and clear, over." "Thanks." "There are explosives there, there and there." "Stay close." " Sniper." " Where?" " Behind us." " Sniper 6 o'clock." "Get a visual." "Nobody move." "I'll find him." "Cat walk, second level." "Cat walk, 6 o'clock, second level." "Got him." "We have to clear this deck by deck." "You check this one." "I'll do the rest." "Let's sweep and clear." "She's near the engine room." "Come on, man." "Release the hostage you can still get out of this." " Don't patronize me." " How good are you with that gun?" " Very." " You gonna be okay, Liz." " Back off!" "I've seen every possible ending here none of them are good for you." " I'll take my chances." "One more step fortune-teller and it definitely won't be good for you." "You have one way out of this." "That wasn't it." "Liz, look at me." "It's okay." "Look at me." "It's over." "It's over." "No, it's not." "The nuclear device was moved." "We need to find it's exact location." "Now this registers any significant detonation in the earth's crust." "Take a look." "Tell me what you see." "Something's wrong." " I made a mistake." " What?" "I made a mistake." " It's happening." " When?" "Now!" "Alright, I've got 4 teams in place." "We just waiting on road crew." "Alright." "Ferris." "It's me." "I'll do it but I have conditions." "I want her left out of it." "I'm sure we can work something out." "Liz." "Liz." "Come back to bed." "I gotta go." "Go where?" "Something that I have to do." "I can't put it off any longer." " Are you coming back?" " Yeah." "Maybe a week or a month." "But if you can wait." "I'll find you." "Here's the thing about the future." "Every time you look at it, it changes." "Because you looked at it." "And that, changes everything else." "You ready?" "Yeah."

".:" "HOLE:." "Stinks." "Mom, Dane just said stinks." "Don't say stink Dane." "I thought you said that this wasn't that different from the last place?" "It will be!" "Once we get our stuff moved in." "Yeah except for the 2,000 mile walk to go hang out with my friends." "You will make new friends." "Better friends." "Got the biggest room." "Well!" "This was nice of someone." "Oh that's so sweet." "Did Aunt Bee bake us a pie?" "This place sux (sucks)." "Hey, There's a basket in the street." "Let's go play." "Dane." "What the hell's your problem?" "Let's go play!" "Go have fun." "Jerk." "Hi, I'll play with you honey." "You know?" "Forget it." "This is a change for Lucas too okay?" " Are you joking me?" " No, I'm not." "All you have to do is put him in his room and put on cartoons." "And he's fine." "And perhaps spend a little bit more time with him." "What do you say?" "Any more time and I..." "I'll probably strangle him." "What happen to the old Dane, I used to know that would draw rainbows and people with smiley faces on them?" "I grew up." "Did ya?" "But please do not to take this out on Lucas, okay?" "It is not his fault that we had to move." "I had to do it." "I could not take a chance." "I am sorry about your friends." "I'm sorry about having to move again." "but I would really like this to workout." "I would like you to help me make it work." "It means no more fighting no more trouble at school." "I need you to be better then the things you have seen." "What's that supposed to mean?" "It means, I would like us to be happy." "Okay?" "We could all use a little bit more happy in our lives." "See this..." "I'm very happy." "I am." "That's great..." "It's not too bad..." "We're make it work?" "There's another box in the back of the truck." "Honey, if you would get it please?" "This one?" " Yeah." "That's good." "Careful." "Mom!" "Dane why did you bring this?" "To help Lucas build his Bozo phobia." "Shut up God." " Mom, Lucas just said, "Shut up."" "Do the two of you realise that you're embarrassing yourselves in front of our new neighbour?" "Better than Mr. Hide walking in Clark Street in boxers." "Doesn't it?" "Hey, Dane!" "Where do you want me to put your Jonah's record CD's?" "Oooh..." "You're into such trouble." "What new?" "That goes in the basement, sweetie!" "Thanks!" " Okay!" " Why do you baby him so much?" " Why?" "You jealous?" "You okay, kid?" " Yeah..." "Just go talk to him." "He said he was sorry." "I'm so done with him." "You've been saying that since the fifth grade." " I know right." "Okay you guys, call me if there's any problems." "but I don't want any problems." "So please don't call me." "I need this stuff to go well." "Are we cool?" "Promise me the both of you." "Promise." "Scout's honor." "Dane..." "I hate to tell you this but you were never a scout." "My friend." "Actually I thought about once because of the cookies." " Because a girl scouts losing." "I love you." "Don't pester your brother, okay?" " Good luck, Mom." " Thank you." "And guys!" "Do things together." "Two of you." "Please ..." "Dane." "See you guys later!" "Let's go throw." "I'm busy." " Doing what?" "Nothing." "Go away." "C'mon!" "You can stare at her outside." "Okay!" "I said I'm busy." "Now get outta here." "I don't feel like it." "You never feel like it." "No." "No." "I will kill you." "Hello!" "New neighbors." "I'm Lucas." "We just moved here." "Hi, Lucas." "I'm Julie." "Nice to meet you, Julie." "With my brother Dane, and my mom Susan." "He's there up there." "You want to know my brother?" "Dane like it better in Brooklyn." "I gotta go." "Mom?" "Hey, buddy." "You ever bite me again, I'm gonna..." "What's your problem?" "Dickhead!" "Want you to just play with me." "Oh Really?" "You want me to play with you?" "Yes..." " I have no problem!" "Playing with you!" "Mom's gonna be pissed with you." "It's your fault!" "What is that?" "Don't know." "Here help me get this." "That's a lot of locks." "Probably keep you from gas pipes or something." "Or a treasure maybe?" "Go look for the keys." "They're not down here." "If there's treasure, I get half." "This is just a hole." "Cold." "How deep do you think it is?" "I don't know." "Okay, go ahead." "Do you hear anything?" "That's really weird?" "Maybe it's like some kinda tunnel or something?" "To where?" "I don't know I mean." "It's got to have a bottom right?" "Hello!" "Hey." "What?" "How does it do that?" "I don't know." "What you do?" "Nothing." "It's if catch on or something." "So!" "You two didn't kill each other?" "Not yet." "This is Julie." "Hi, Dane!" "The boy who hates it here." "Do you wanna look at our hole?" "I'm sorry?" "Nothing." "We got this hole in the floor." "It's no big deal." "It's that what you do for fun in Brooklyn?" "Play with your holes?" "What is it?" "Our hole." "Well!" "We're not really sure what?" "Hey Charlie!" "What do you think?" "Charlie doesn't like your hole very much." "Can't see the bottom." "Maybe it's just a crawl space or something." "Watch!" "That was weird." "Okay ..." "This is so cool." "Is it working?" " Yeah." "Think so." "So what exactly you think you gonna see?" "I don't know?" "Could be like a..." "like a underground tomb." "Like the catacombs, or something?" "The catacombs of Bensonville?" "Seriously doubt that." "I think its just a... really deep hole, that 'Creepy Carl' dug up." "Who's 'Creepy Carl' ?" "The guy that used to live here." "Now he lives in the old glove factory in the other side of town." "Yeah!" "Let's go see what the inside of a hole looks like." "Is it working?" " Yeah." "I think so." "I told you guys there's nothing down there." "It's just a hole." "A hole with no bottom in the basement of our house." "How does that make any sense?" "Woah!" "Did you see that?" "Right there." "See?" "There's something." "Or anything." "Like a light coming through a crack in the..." "Or a aliens." "Or an egg." "Or an alien egg." "How do you even come out with this..." "It's not in the..." "Hey guys!" " Hi!" "Mom." "Just watching some TV." " Cool." "Yeah!" "What is it?" "Oh!" "Nothing just stupid show really." "Just about to turn it off actually." "This is Julie." "From next door." " Hi, Julie from next door." "Hello!" "I brought plenty of Chinese food in case you're hungry?" "Thanks but I should..." "I should go." "My mom probably thinks I'm already hitting up the new neighbours for gay way drugs." "I'll see you later?" "Nice to meet you." " Nice to meet you." "Bye Lucas." "I'll see you later." "You might have been safer in the city." "My friend." "What have you guys been doing all day?" "We found this cool..." "Nothing." "We just kinda hung out." "How's the new job?" "Good." "Wait a minute..." "Did you just... ask me about my life?" "My Goodness!" "Couple of days in a small town and look how polite you are?" "I heard something." "Whatever..." "Why do I have to do it today?" " Because your school registration is today." "Sweetheart." "And I change my shift at the hospital to do it." "Please stop..." "Hold still baby." "We're late." "Why doesn't Dane have to do it?" "Because I'm not in a school where they make you take naps and drink out of sippy cup." "You can do me!" "Dickhead!" " Hey!" "hey, hey..." "Okay I know he did not learn that on Sponge Bob." "And Dane is not going today because his registration is next week." "What are you planning on doing today besides causing trouble?" "Well, Julie's gonna show me around this ghost town." "So!" "That should take about..." "I don't know?" "10 minutes." "Alright." "Please be back by 4, I have to go to work." "Thank you." "C'mon sweetie let's go." "Ready, tiger?" " Bensonville, here we come." "Not quite Brooklyn, huh?" " Not quite." "So..." "Is that where you lived your whole life?" "No!" "Actually I was born in Queens." "And the... we moved to Philly (Philadelphia), Boston," "DC (Washington) and then back to Brooklyn." "Oh!" "And..." "I'd say..." "I think Jersey is somewhere in there too." "I don't really remember." "Do you even bother to unpack the boxes?" "Yeah everytime." "It's kinda like..." "My mom always assure that the next move is gonna be the last one." "Type of thing... you know?" "She seems nice." " Yeah." "What about your dad?" " I don't have one." "Sorry." ""Rolic Gardens"?" "Seriously." "Can we go there?" "I hate that place." "Besides, it's not open anyway." "Yeah... the weather's a little bipolar, as you can see." "But other than that it's not that bad here." "I mean, school sucks, but I'm sure its sucked in Brooklyn too right?" "Yeah." "Thus..." "You guys are like celebrities." "I mean most people move out of Bensonville, not in it." "Really?" "How bout your genuine Bensonville burger?" "How is that one compared to the..." "Brooklyn, Boston, Philly burgers?" "Pretty good." "Yeah, that's because they mix it up with squirrels out here." "Really?" "Good?" "Just kidding." "Your boyfriend gave you that?" " Why?" "You jealous?" "No..." "Just a friend." "So... what's up with you guys moving around all the time?" "Nothing." "People usually don't move around the country for no reason." "I do not know ..." "My mom just... wants to find a good job." "We want to find places for Lucas like a..." "I do not know." "There is no reason really." "Dane, I say to come home by 4, not start home at 4." "Would you just please come home alright!" "I got to go to work." "Listen, sweetheart, honey." "I've got to go to work." "So, Dane will be home any second I promise." "So..." "Don't go anywhere kay?" "Be a good boy." "I love you." "I love you, soldier." " I love you too." "Okay." "Mission failed ..." "Okay, Let's see how you like it." "Hey!" "You okay?" "Shit!" "Hang on a second!" "Hey!" "This isn't funny!" "Dane!" "Dane!" "Hello?" "Julie!" "what are you doing here in the dark?" "Hiding from your new boyfriend?" "Let's get outta here." "Hello!" "This is Lucas Thompson!" "What's wrong with you?" "He came after me." "What?" "That clown puppet thing." "The one you try to scare me with." "It's trying to get up here." "No!" "He was right there." "He chased me." "The puppet chased you?" "The one you put in my bed." "Lucas I have no idea what you're talking about." "I didn't put any clown puppet inside your room." "Yeah, you did!" "I mean, I might have..." "If I would have thought about it." "But..." "I didn't." "It..." "It was there!" "On the steps ?" " In my bed." "Then I put it in your bed to scare you, and then it was downstairs." "Okay!" "You know what?" "You got all kinds of weird crap going on in there, I don't even want to know about it." "but whatever." "Clown's gone." "So we're cool." "It's still down there somewhere!" "Okay, let's go look." "It was in here." "Hey!" "You know what?" "You're wasting my time." "There's nothing down here." "Who the hell's that?" "One of your little friends?" "I don't have any friends." "Hey!" "Hey, little girl!" "You lost or something?" "I don't want to die." "Dane!" "let's just stay down here." "Did you close that when you came home?" "I don't remember." "Is that him?" "You didn't happen to see a little girl run by here did you?" "Shut up." "Eh..." "little girl?" "She had blood dripping from her eyes." "What?" " She just had a little makeup on." "Don't worry about it." "It's all good!" "Thanks!" "Hi, Dane!" "Okay..." "I'm gonna look upstairs." "Shit!" "Hey!" "Shut up!" "So!" "What's the deal with this little girl?" "You guys know her?" " No!" "I didn't know the clown either." "What clown?" "Nothing!" "He..." "He had a dream last night and got scared because of this stupid thing about clowns." "No, I don't." "But the little girl... she was... she was in this house?" "She said she did not want to die." " You know what, dude ...?" "You don't have to answer every single question." "Seriously!" "I'm not in the mood." "Dane!" "Hello!" "Dane, please..." "Gotta be in there right?" "Dane." "Close it." "Are you crazy?" "I don't know?" "We all... we all saw that right?" "You're talking about the little girl that just crawled into the bottomless pit under your house?" "Yeah!" "I think we all saw that." "Some kinda passage way for dead people." "Why would a little girl be down here?" "I'd rather know, why she followed me into the bathroom at the diner?" " Maybe it's a wormhole?" "A what?" "A Wormhole." "Like a doorway between different universes." "Oh, my gosh!" " What?" "Wow!" "Okay!" "You know what?" "You need to stop reading so much.Trains you little geek." "Pizza guy." "Hey." "Okay." "Anything yet?" "No..." "When's mom gonna come home?" "." " Not til midnight." "Should've called her." " No!" "..." "Bad idea." "Seriously, if you say anything she's just gonna spaz out." "Gets packed up by tonight." "It's fine with me." "If it's okay with you?" "Right?" "Would you?" "Yeah!" "." "I mean... but..." "What do you think?" "We should... you know see what we got before we say anything." "I know what you've got." "You've got a gateway to hell underneath your house." "And that is really cool." "What is wrong with you?" "!" "I know..." "I probably wouldn't understand anyway, right?" "Right." "Great!" "Listen, you guys." "It's getting late, so don't stay down here much longer." "Alright!" "and, and, and you too." "You need to go home." "Right." "And..." "Dane clean that up, please." "Good God ..." "What do we do now?" "Nothing I guess." "And if that little girl comes into my room tonight?" "Guess it's good luck." "Where'd you put the lock?" "I didn't touch them." "Where are they then?" "Life is ridiculous and boring, before you move here." "I'd better go." "Good nite..." "Hey, Mom." " Hey guys." "This is Dr. Newman." "We work at the hospital together." "It's Travis." "Hi." " Hi." "So what are you fellas doing down there?" "Little war game?" "Yeah, something like that." "But it's actually passed our beddy bye time isn't it mommy dear?" "A snack perhaps?" "Before you go to bed?" "Are you hungry?" "Alright you guys?" "Good night!" "I love you!" "Good night, baby!" " Nice to meet you." "I am so sorry about Dane." "It's just that he's not used to the idea of me..." "You don't have to explain." "I get it." "His father is not a very nice person." "We probably got married too young!" "And I stayed probably too long..." "Susan..." "It's... it's okay." "Think she's probably gonna marry him." "Shut up." "Hi!" "Dane!" "Dane...!" " Yeah." "Hang on." "Hi!" " How's up?" "I... just saw your mom." "I thought you guys were gonna wait for me?" "You know what?" "I really don't want to mess with it today." "Why not?" " I don't know." "I just don't." "You forget where you live now?" "What else we have to do around here?" "I think you guys better see this!" "Maybe mom did it?" "Yeah..." "like she could have just shoved this thing." "Or Satan's just pissed off." "We're just blocking his gateway to hell." "I bet he's strong." "Is that yours?" "No." "Let's see how Satan does with nails." "So... what do you do now?" "I want to find out why the hell's there's a hole in my basement." "That weird guy you said that lived here before?" "Creepy Freddy?" " Creepy Carl?" "Yeah!" "Where is this glove factory?" ""Private Land", "No Trespassing"" "It's locked." "Let's go home." "Somebody have done that before." "Yeah!" "That somebody always gets in trouble too." "It's Bensonville?" "What are they gonna do?" "Send a cop?" "So how do you know where'll we're going?" "Bensonville is my playground, my friends." "Okay!" "So this Freaky Freddy dude..." " Creepy Carl." "Yeah!" "Whatever!" "He's like crazy, right?" "I guess..." "Used to be pretty normal." "I don't know ... gone a little nuts!" "We'll hear him screaming from next door." "And then one day he disappeared and moved out here." "You like?" "Creepy Carl sure keeps it cold in here." "That is a lot of wattage." "Is that him?" "Yeah..." "Carl?" "Carl?" "Hi!" "I'm Julie." "Remember me?" "I see your name..." " Ya!" "I remember." "We're really sorry to bother you like this..." "We just have to ask you about your old house." "What about it?" "Let's just leave!" "I'm..." "I'm Dane and the..." "I live in the house now." "We found your hole and we..." "You took the locks off?" " Yeah." "You can't take the locks off." "We're just trying to figure out where it leads or..." "What... what's under there." "The Darkness!" "It saw you!" "Didn't it?" "Didn't it?" " No!" "We... we..." "We saw a little girl okay." "You can relax." "No, no." "It saw you." "You shouldn't have done it." "You shouldn't have opened it!" "God dammit!" "Why did you open it!" "Look, Okay." "We just want to know, if you build the hole..." "And what's it about..." " Nobody build the hole!" "The hole has been there since the world's first scream!" "And now it's gonna come for us!" "The darkness is gonna come for all of us!" "It's coming for you!" "Hey!" "And it's gonna kill you." "Okay." " It's coming for all of us!" "ALL OF US !" "It's coming for me." "The darkness will come?" "What's that about?" "I don't know." "I wish we hadn't talk to him." "What you guys do today?" "Just hung out." "Yeah!" "Did you have fun?" "Well!" "It doesn't seem like I'm the only one who's gonna be doing the talking this evening." "What do you two feel about having the house to yourselves?" "For a day or two?" "Bad..." "Well!" "I've got an offer to go and do some training in hospital thats out of town." "You know." "So that I can get certified so I can make some more money." "You got enough money." "Yeah!" "Not the way you've been eating lately sweetie." "Is a... that doctor going?" "Yes, he will be there I believe." "We'll be fine." "You two can have lots of fun." "There will be other people there from the hospital." "Dane." "Right." " Yes!" "right." " Why can't I come with you?" " Because we're trying answers for the staffs from the hospital." "Besides, I need someone here to keep an eye on the house for me." "Don't want to keep an eye on the home." "Those are..." "Ouch..." "What is wrong?" " Nothing" "We'll be fine." "Have fun." "I can stay if you want me to Dane." "I don't want you to stay." " Yeah, and you don't want me to go either." "So..." "What am I supposed to do?" "I just don't get it." "After everythings that's happen and..." "After what happened to Lucas, it's just..." "Not every man is your father." "How do you know?" "Because you're not." "You're not an animal." "We can't be scared forever." "Okay." "I'm not scared." "I'm not done!" "Not yet!" "I'm not done!" "What are you looking for?" "My sketchbook." "Maybe at Creepy Carl's." "Stay here." "Hello?" "He's really gone?" "Are you sure?" "Yeah." "Maybe we should think of something else for a little while?" "You can go swiming at my place." "C'mon get in Lucas." "Let's forget it for a little while." "This one kinda looks like a hand." "Whose hand?" "C'mon, it's because you can." "Boss." "Try and get your brother." "The biggest splash wins!" "C'mon!" " Okay, okay." "Cute." "Ready?" "Did you see that?" " Nice splash, man!" "C'mon, Dane." "This was supposed to help you separate yourself about the hole." "I'm not worried about it." "I'm just trying to figure it out." "Stop looking at that and play." "Or go home and jump in your hole." "Or you're scared you are going to lose." "Nice splash." "Who's just here?" "Nobody." "They're probably just from my dad." "Yeah." "Charlie." "You're killing me." "Lucas!" "Yeah okay." "You alright?" " The clown's in there." "The puppet." "In the pool." "It grabbed me." "Tried to pull me into the hole." "Kid." "It's just your foot." "Your foot probably got stuck in the drain..." " No!" "It's in there." "It grabbed me." "It pulled me." "Wouldn't let go." " I'll take him home." " I'm so sorry, Lucas." " Hello?" " Hey, how is he?" "He's been asleep since he got here." "Anything I can do?" "No!" "I think I'm just gonna... you know let him sleep." "Hang out here a little bit." "Call me if you need anything." "Okay?" "Alright, thanks." "Bye." "State Prison" " New Jersey" "Hello Boy" "Shhh..." "Someone's in the house." "Stay here." "Dane..." "Dane." "Hey, son." "What's your name?" "Lucas." " You come go down here, Lucas?" "Are you the one that called?" "My brother..." "I think." "He said somebody's in the house." "Did your brother said who it was?" "I'm looking for this person." "Right here." "That one there, on the right." "I don't want her to get hurt." "You think that's who your brother saw?" "Hey!" "I thought I told you to stay here." "He's down there." "What?" " He gave me this!" "Where are you going?" " What do you think?" "You said the nails will keep it closed." "You said no one can come forward." "Julie..." "Myheadgotbroken." "Daddy?" "Don'tlethimhearyou." "He'llmakeus go to bed." "Iwantto stayupandplay." "Julie." "Saveme,Julie." "Julie." "She can't be true, she can't be true, she can't be true." "She..." "She's dead." "She can't be true" "Who?" " Annie ..." "Annie Smith." "We used to be best friends." "We done everything together." "And..." "What happened?" "I let her fall." "Julie!" "I know what I have to do now." "Stay in the house!" " I don't want to stay in the house." "Just stay in the yard then." "Annie!" "Julie!" "Julie!" "Julie, what are you doing?" "Julie!" "Oh, my god..." "Yougotto be careful,Jul (Julie)." "I know." "Sorry." "That'sokay." "Justa ride,justlikebefore." "You let me fall!" "No!" "Hang on!" "Annie, hold on!" "You should have saved me." "I know!" "I wanted to." "But you didn't." "You just sat there crying!" "Even when the policeman heard us, when he fell !" "I tried." "I couldn't" "You let me die!" "I was scared." "Was so scared." "No more scared anymore?" "No." "Not anymore." "That's good." "Julie!" "Bye,Julie." "Lucas." "Dane?" "Where are you?" "In the basement." "C'mon!" "Dane?" "I'm over here." "I was looking for you." "You want a piece of me?" "Stop it!" "Strike one!" "I really don't like clowns." "I think it likes whatever you're afraid of." "What?" "It's like you look in the hole, and it knows you somehow." "It brings your fears to life." "It's like..." "I don't know?" "For Lucas it's the clowns," "And with you is what happened to Annie and the cop." "What about you?" "Oh I..." "I told you guys I'm not afraid of anything." "But, I mean c'mon!" "He dies anyway right?" "Nope!" "But I still don't want to stay here tonight." "You guys can stay at my place." "My parents don't mind." "Yes!" "Let me get my stuff okay?" "Creepy Carl was always talking about the darkness." "Maybe it came and got him?" "Why do you have these drawings all over the floor?" "It's a kind of puzzle." "I thought this would like... show me more!" "But, I can't figure it out." "Cause this..." "I thought right there." "But then..." "I don't know." "What about down here?" "Yeah!" "yeah, that works." "Like..." "like that I think?" "I'll try." "Oh... oh yeah yeah." "Right..." "It looks like a... very large man dragging a boy..." "Lucas!" "Lucas!" "Lucas!" "What's the matter?" "Where's Lucas?" "My father's got him." "What?" "Lucas!" "Dane?" "What's going on?" "It's all my fault." "He took Lucas down there." "I have to go get him." "What?" "There is no down there!" "There's no bottom." "Remember?" "Well!" "There's something." "I thought you said you didn't have a father?" "I don't!" "I've got some jerk locked up in the Jersey Prison." "Because he likes to get drunk every nite." "and beat the crap outta us." "He's been in there since Lucas was little, so ..." "All we know is that everytime we get a letter from prison then... it means we're moving again." "Cos he found us." "I don't understand..." "He's in jail then how can he be here?" "Guess we know now, what I'm afraid of, don't we?" "Dane!" "Dane!" "Dane!" "Lucas!" "Dane!" "He'srightbehindyou!" "He'srightbehindyou !" "somejerklockedupintheJersey Prison ." "Noteverymanislike your father." "I'vegotsomejerklockedup..." "The boy is asking for it." "Iknowit 'sjust...his fatherwasnotaniceguy ." "Wegotmarriedtoo young...he's injailhowcan hebehere..." "BeenintheresinceLucaswassmall, so..." "Hisfatherwasnot agood man..." "Cause he likes to get drunk..." "Lucas..." "Lucas..." "How did you know I was in here?" "That's where I used to hide when I get scared." "Thought you said you weren't scared of anything." "I lied." "In the end..." "You shouldn't have come." "Why?" "Because that's what he wanted." "Said he only took me to get you down here." "Where are you, kids?" "I think Creepy Carl was right." "It is gonna kill us." " Look at me." "There's no way I'm gonna let that happen, okay?" "Okay..." "You been asking for it!" "I'll teach you a lesson you won't forget!" "Leave us alone!" "Dane." "Go!" "Climb!" " What are you doing?" "Go as highest as you can!" "What?" " Go!" "Welcome home, boy." "I knew I'd find you hiding in the same closet." "Just like back when you let your brother take the beating for you." "That's not true." "Remember his arm?" "You can hear it crack from inside there." "I didn't know what you were gonna do?" "I didn't think you would hurt him?" "Sure, you did." "You're just scared!" "I'm not scared of you." "You'd be here if that was true." "You're gonna be afraid your whole life." "Not anymore..." "You can't hurt me." "Tell me boy." "Did that hurt?" "I know that you're not that big." "You just looked like it cause I was little." "That's why you came after us." "it's because you're mean." "You're just scared." "You scared of everyone else." "Weren't you?" "Do I look scared to you?" "Do I?" "Your fears are falling away, boy." "What happens to you when they're gone?" "Let's find out." "There you go." "Like father, like son." "I am nothing like you." "Dane!" "Nice climbing, buddy." "Thanks." "You okay?" "Oh!" "He's gone now." "Don't have to worry about it." "Yeah... cool!" "Oh!" "Who's gone?" "Nobody!" "Just screwing around." "Yeah?" "What is this?" "Oh!" "It's just a hole." "Just a hole?" " No!" "Wait!" "What is this?" "It a..." "Just crawlspace you know." "That ought to... keep the little kids out." "Yeah!" "Just keep that closed." "It's not very safe." "Alright!" "Hey you!" "What are you guys gonna do now?" "Huh?" "Well..." "You know..." "We're playing a little midnight basketball." "but I think Lucas is too scared of the whoopdown I'm gonna give em." "Oh!" "That sounds like a challenge to me!" "Yeah...!" "Zip it!" " Alright!" "Why not make it two on two there huh?" "You, me and boys against girls!" "Definitely!" " Alright!" "C'mon!" "Let's do this thing!" "Mom!" "Do you have any fears?" "Like scariest thing you can think of..." "Like dinosaurs, spiders or an alien egg?" "Well, those are pretty scary but em..." "You know I've got to say when I was a little girl..." "I was pretty scared about monsters that I thought was under my bed." "Oh o..."

"Previously on Heroes" "I can hear rain coming from 40 miles away." "I can even hear someone's moods..." "There are others out there like you." "I can feel them." "We'll find them Mohinder, all of them." "It's our destiny." "Go home Ando." "I made a mistake by bringing you along." "Hiro, please." "I was surprised to learn the Linderman group recently invested in your campaign." "I don't know why you'd be surprised." "Mr. Linderman was a good friend of my fathers." "What Mr. Linderman wants, Mr. Linderman gets." " Has he even located ?" " The haitian?" "Nah." "How long was he hiding, Claire?" "I take it it's been months." "Just one more thing." "When should we be expecting Claire ?" "I'll bring her in now." "I want her to protect you." "I tried to be the best dad I could." "This is goodbye." "You don't have to do this." "There can't be any doubt cast on your father." "Claire, turn around cover your ears." "Dad." "I love you dad." "I love you Clare-bear." "Go deep." "Take anything that would lead them to her." "With just one bullet I can be a hero." "Show yourself !" "No !" "Chapter Eighteen" " Parasite." "I choose you." "It was supposed to be you." "Can't you do something?" "She's dead." "It can't be." "It's your fault." "You did this to her." "Hey, you stop right there." "What is your problem?" "I am here with tour from Osaka." "Security just flagged you." "You must be some kind of cheat." "You already got a warning, and most people don't even get that." "It is okay." "I am invited now by Mr. Linderman." "Well, in that case." "You can't stop me!" "Bigger men than you have tried." "I will find a way inside... somehow." "It's all gone." "So you honestly don't remember anything ?" "I told you I'm trying." "I last thing I remember is driving home from the hospital with my wife." "After that, it's grey, blank." "So Sprague and Parkman taking your family hostage, shooting your daughter, a bullet clean through your side," "you think something there might have made an impression ?" "My daughter is missing so right now I don't care if you believe me or what you do to me," "I just want her home." "Safe." "You can kill me if you want, I'm gonna to find her!" "Settle down." "You're tearing your stiches if you're not careful." "Well, clearly your partner has gone on the road and taken a pie of slash of your memory with him." "He did the same thing to your wife and son." "They remember even less." " When can I go after them ?" " Sorry." " Can't let that be your errand." " She's my daughter!" "She's an assignment." "Or you've forgotten, who gave her to you." "Took her out of a bassinet, put her in your hands, and told you to take her home, and that's after you said no thank you." "Now I appreciate you're taking the interests beyond the needs of the assignment, but that indulgence ends now." "You expect me to do nothing ?" "I expect you to do whatever we ask of you." "Well, what do you think ?" "He's telling the truth." "He doesn't know anything." "You owe me five bucks." " Come on." " Wait!" "We got a deal." "I help you out, you'll let me go." "Take it easy, partner." " We'll get there." " What?" "Hey!" "Hey!" "You haven't said anything all day." "I thought you preferred it." "It's not like you'll tell me where we're going anyway." "As soon as I know where we're going, I will tell you." "When can I go back to my family ?" "Should I lie to you and say it will be soon ?" "You know what we're running from." "Yeah." "The people you and my dad work for." "What they will do." "Not even you can recover from." "Great." "Thanks, dad." "You cannot understand the level of sacrifice made so you might live." "You must honour that." " Is it safe to go back ?" " No." "We leave the country." "Tonight." "Sorry Mr. Petrelli, these men wanted to see you." " They're from..." " The F.B.I.?" "I'm Federal Agent Casada." "This is agent Alonso." "We'd like to speak with you concerning illegal campaign contributions you may have received from the Linderman group." "The F.B.I. is curious why the Las Vegas based Linderman group would be so interested in helping a new york business." "My father was in charge of the group before he passed away." "Sorry." "We're clear." "No one is listening." "You agreed there would be no face to face." "And you agreed to deliver Linderman." "I'm the one who brought you in here, remember?" "I'd appreciate a little discretion as opposed to a surprise office visit." "No one outside this office knows you're working with us." "Linderman requested a meeting at the casino tonight." " Any guesses why ?" " I'm four points behind." "He's going to tell me how he plans to put me ahead and what he's expecting of me after I win." "We were thinking the same thing, and we want you to record it." "You want me to wear a wire ?" "You're the only one on our side who can get enough incriminating evidence to put him behind bars." "We need this Mr. Petrelli, and so do you." "Otherwise, he walks." "We'll contact you when you land in Vegas." "How long have you been working with the f.B.I.?" "Since Heidi's accident." "I take Linderman down for a long time, Peter." "I thought I could be a hero, save the world." " Instead I just killed" " What's that?" "That's not your blood, is it ?" "No, Simone." "Isaac shot her." "She's dead." "She's dead ?" " Did you call the police?" " No." "Okay." "Here's what's going to happen." "I'm gonna make an anonymous phone call, okay ?" " You will have absolutely nothing to do with it." " But I did." "She's dead because of me." "I don't know what to do." "That's it, you don't do anything." "Do you understand?" "This is not the time for you to get noble, okay." "Just stay with me." "I can't." "I can't." "As long as I'm alive, everyone around me is in danger." "Suresh." "We can call Suresh, okay ?" "He can study you." "He can..." "He's working on a cure." "It's already too late for that." "Sir." "You have your flight to vegas" "Just, tell the driver to wait." "Peter !" "Well, there you are." "Lyle is watching pay per view in the other room." "I'm going to run to the gym before there's an ***** line." "I tell you that flood in our basement turned into a right vacation for this family." "Too bad Claire is missing it all with that cheerleading retreat." "I'm not going to answer that." "I got the dog hotel giving me hourly updates on Mr. Muggles." " They hate me." " Sorry." "I have to take a trip." " Now ?" " What else ?" "You stay here and take care of Lyle." "I'll be back as soon as I can." " If anyone comes looking for me" " Stop." "Stop." "You can't go." "What you are doing ?" "Why are you whispering." "Because you told me to yesterday." "I thought you didn't remember." "You told me to pretend that man took my memory." "You took me in the shower." "You told me everything." " I told you ?" " What you really do." "Who you work for, and what happened to Claire." "Do you know where she is ?" " You know I can't remember." " No." "But you told me you were protecting her." "You said you sent her away so she'd be safe, and that if you went after her," "I should give you this." "Claire is with friends don't go after her." "This is my writing !" "Okay, look." "We can't let anybody know about this." "Don't worry." "I know how to play dumb." "I can never love you enough." "You do fine." "Puccini ?" "I thought of you more as a John Denver type." "That's your wife ?" "Your painter friend from new york has trying to reach you." "I chatted with him for you." "Apparently, he's got himself a dead girlfriend." "Nice guy." "Thomson doesn't need me on this one." "I need to be here with my family." "This isn't a request." "This is an assignment." "You do remember assignments, don't you ?" " I'll get my things." " Yeah." "Let me guess." " Another paper emergency." " Huge order mix up in fresno." "Sorry for stealing your husband, Mrs. Bennett." "It's just he's the best guy we've got in a pinch." "I like your hair." " So this is the list ?" " Yes." "What's left of it." "Most of these people are missing or dead." "I want to run your DNA sample against my father formula." "And we can take you to some place safe." "This is your father's formula this is how he made the list, how he found me." "Yes." "Although, I haven't figured out what it he's looking for." "Specific gene, codon." "There are 3 billion options base per human DNA." "It's the proverbial needle." " Did my DNA helped ?" " No." "Okay Mohinder, you've been driving all night." " Why you just don't take a break." " I can't." "These people are in danger." "We have to warn them." "If Sylar gets to them first--." "Exactly." "So let me help." "Right here." "This one is in New York." "Isaac Mendez." "I'll call him." "And you just relax and take a minute." "You're very kind." "Thank you." "You have no idea how alone I used to feel." "How insignificant." "You've given me hope." "Hope is great." "We need cafeine." "So this formula, if you figure it out how many of us will you find?" "Who knows?" "Hundreds, thousands, maybe more." "It's busy." "I'll get him later." "To new friends." "This is good." "What is it?" "Chi." "It's a special blend my father brought from India." "Who we gonna call next ?" "No one." "I already have you." "Mr. Sylar." "Here." "Mr. Petrelli ?" " Flying man!" " Not here." " Flying man !" " Yeah." "Let me guess." "You're still trying to still that sword from Mr. Linderman?" " Where is your friend ?" " Ando ?" "I sent him back to Japan." "This mission getting too dangerous for him." "I think I know what you mean." "Can't protect everyone." "Sometimes it's better to go it alone." "The more people you try and help, the more people get hurt." "Please, you must help me." "I can't get past the casino security." "When I first met you, I thought you were nuts." "It's okay." "I thought you were mean." "But know you know, you pretend you do not care about anyone, but you care too much." "It's really important you get your powers back, huh ?" "It is important for everyone." "Follow me." "You know who I am ?" "Of course." "Mr. Petrelli." "My friend is making a delivery for me to Mr. Linderman, something he's expected." "I didn't realize..." "I think you've been around long enough to know what happens when Mr. Linderman doesn't get what he's expecting." "Or do I have to paint you a picture." "You can take it to the curator." "That work for you?" "Vivian Louis ?" "My name is Vivian and I'm from Canada." "Are you kidding me ?" "I do not need you happy, only safe." "There's nothing left of me." "Everything I have will disappear the second I get on the plane." "My friends, my family." "Me." "I can make you forget it all, if that's what you'd prefer." "There's nothing left for you here." "No one to trust." "No." "You cannot see him again." "Peter Petrelli is the only person I know that I can trust." "More than you." "He cares about me." "Why can't I hide in New York with him ?" "He's not in a position to be responsible for you or himself." "Come." "Boarding pass and I.D." "Boarding pass and I.D." "Boarding pass and I.D." "Sorry, sir, only passengers are allowed beyond this floor." "Isaac Mendez, NYPD." "We have a few questions for you." "Mr. Mendez, detective Jeff Tracy, NYPD." "Do you know this woman ?" "Simone Deveau ?" "She and I..." "We broke up recently." "We received a phone call that she might be hurt." "Some of your neighbours said they heard an argument then gunshots." "Might if we take a look around ?" "Isaac." "What's going on ?" "Something wrong ?" "No, ma'am." "Apparently not." "Sorry for taking your time." "Simone, you're alive." "Lucky you." "My." "You're very usefull." "Candace is special, just like you." "Where's Simone ?" "She's traveling Europe, indefinitely." "As far as the rest of the world is concerned." "There's a crew going to clean up this mess." "How am I supposed to pretend this didn't happen ?" "Maybe you should have thought about that before you shot her, twice." "What's the matter, sweetie, you wanna shoot me again ?" "Enough." "I can't stay here." " Take me with you." " That's not our assignment." "Please." " I don't know what to do." " Of course you do." "You keep painting." "My condolescences." "There you go." " When did you get so good ?" " I'm unemployed." "What do you this I do all day when you're at school ?" " Wow." " One more ?" "I can't." "I'm going to be late for the bus." "So be late !" "You're not gonna learn something at school that you don't already know." "Love you." "You know, you have to admit it, Nikki," "I do a better you than you." "Did you think I wouldn't find out ?" "About what ?" " Where did you get that ?" " It was on my pillow." "Well, I didn't put it there." "Were you digging through my stuff ?" "Don't turn this around on me, Nikki." "You said no more secrets." "I found out you're going to Linderman's casino." "For what ?" " What did you got doing with this guy ?" " It's nothing." "Linderman called and he asked me to be his dealer, that's it." "You're not talking about dealing cards here." "That's all this is." "Baby trust me." "I promise you," "I won't do anything that I don't want to." "All right ?" "You left that for him, didn't you ?" "Cute." " I can't feel my fingers." " It's the curar." "It induces paralysis of the brain." "Which means you can't control your abilities." "Whoever you think I am, I'm not." "You are the man who murdered my father !" "Do you still expect me to believe you're Zane Taylor ?" "Zane was killed three days ago, the same day I met you." "You thought you were so clever, giving me his DNA." "You're a parasite." "You killed my father and fed off his work." "Let me here you say it." "Tell me your name." "Say it !" "Say it !" "Sylar !" "There's only one thing to do with a parasite." "Kill it before it kills again." "You're just like your father, murderers the both of you." "I'm a scientist." "Your father said that." "But he kept bleeding me through--." "He had no idea what you were." "He knew." "He might not have admitted it, but after all, we were making so much progress together, why would he stop?" "You know nothing about my father." "I know everything." "He confided in me." "He told me things he felt he could never tell you." "Things about your sister, Shanti." "He thought you were too-- what's the word ?" "Fragile to know the truth." "That why he let me." "You were always seeking his approval." "I provided stimulation and he gave up on you, but adored me." "Who is the real parasite here ?" "You're right." "My father did want answers." "He called you patient 0." "You were the template he used to create this formula." "You're the key to unlocking its secret." "As much as I'd like to, killing you will not give me what I need." "So what are you going to do ?" "I'm going to take a sample of your spinal fluid, and it's going to hurt !" "You can at least do some good before you die." "There are so few dead sea fragments left in the world, it would be a pity if you crushed this one." "So many things." "You brought the new Mendez ?" "This one is very special." "This painting is ripped." "And repaired with a scotch tape." "Yes." "Very special." "Is there something else?" "I... need the "shito" for "tiribari"." "Sword, Kensei." "I found you." "There are 754 members of the security team in this hotel, all of them with the instructions to drop what they're doing and come running if I push this button." "Code 5." "Activated." "The sword you thought you'd steal, do you even realize what who you thought it belonged to ?" "Akeizo Kensei." "He was a hero." "Security, sir." "This man tried to steal from Mr. Linderman." "Ando !" "How did you..." "I knew you'd set off an alarm eventually." "I've been following you." "What about the other 753 members of security?" "The guy says Linderman's gonna be here." "Asking for me in about an hour." "I'm not in the mood for craps so I'm going straight to my room." "I gues it's hard to act natural when you are going after the whale." "Maybe he'll chat up a few more japanese tourists." "Where it hell is that pizza?" "Hi, agent Alonzo, Casada." "Mr. Linderman sends his regards." "And a suggestion." "Don't run surveillance from inside a man's own hotel." "It's very tacky." "Kick over your guns." "Down." "So much easier working with professionals." "I finally found it." "That's it, the four simple genes answer everything." "I can make a new list, I can find them, save them." "And what about me ?" "Don't I deserve to be saved ?" "Aren't I just a victim too ?" "I didn't ask for this." "And what would you have me do ?" "Help find a way to give me salvation." "Give me that damn list so I can see my teeth in." "I'm a natural progressively species." "Evolution is a part of nature." "And nature skill kills simple." "Right ?" "What you have done is not evolution, it's murder." "What I am doing is revenge." "Now I can fulfill my duty as a son." "I wasn't begging for my life." "I was offering you yours." "You are your father's son." "So determined you didn't even noticed I stopped the IV." "Don't worry." "You might actually do some good before you die." "Starting with that list." "I'm back in my room." "I'll be on the floor in an hour." "Wearing this could get a person killed." "Okay, sorry." "Easy" "Listen to me." "I don't know how much time we have before she comes back." " Who ?" " Jessica." "The woman they sent after you." " You pick the wrong day to screw with me." " Linderman knows about the wire and the F.B.I." "The F.B.I. can hear everything we're saying." "No." "They can't." "They're dead." "Linderman knows you turned on him." "Did you come here to kill me or warn me?" "Just trust me." "Well, you're back early." "Hey, good news." "I convinced the hotel to let us keep Mr. Muggles in the room." "That is good news." "I've been going out of my head, thinking everybody is watching me, waiting for me to make a mistake" " did you find her ?" " I can't do that." "If I know where she is, they can extract it from me." "I need you to be strong a little while longer." "We both have to pretend that we have no idea what happened so Claire will be safe." " But the company..." " Has to be stopped for good." "That's the only way to make sure that Claire will stay safe." "I didn't know that I could talk to you like this." "I always just thought that you be so furious at me for all the lies and deceipts." "Right now we just have to take care of Claire." "We'll talk about us later." "Must be the kennel." "Hello." "Yes, it is." "Yes." "He is going to be a problem." "Why don't we do it right now ?" "Sorry." "I did it !" "Don't worry about me... you must go !" "You have the sword." " You can teleport out of here." " No." " Come, we both go." " Both ?" "Oh no." "This looks like..." "What happened ?" "It's the future." "The bomb." "We didn't stop it." "I failed." "I am sorry." "I hope I have the right address." "I'm looking for Peter Petrelli." "You picked a terrible time to do that." "Peter is not here just now." "You may as well come inside, Claire." "Who are you ?" "I'm your grandmother, and I've been trying to protect you, but you haven't made that very easy." "Quite stubborn, aren't you ?" "Just like your father." "Linderman hired her to kill the F.B.I. and keep you in line." "Who ?" "Let's just say I owe her." "He's going to offer you a deal." "If you go in there, you have to take it." "Spend the rest of my life with his boot on my neck," " no thank you." " Then run." "Get your family and run." "You said you had kids." "Two boys ?" "I can't do that." " You don't have any other option." " Yeah." "I do." "I could kill him." " Knock me out." " Why ?" "So Jessica knows she's not in control anymore." " Who is Jessica ?" " You want this gun ?" "Do it." "Not up there." "Mr. Linderman won't be meeting you in his office." "Mr. Linderman ?" "Do you enjoy vegetables, Mr. Petrelli ?" "I've been known to eat sukini when the mood strikes but not as a rule." "You could probably hire someone to do that for you." "Oh, yeah." "I like to cook." "It's my meditation." "One aims for perfection in one's life, but one doesn't find it very often." "For me, this is about as close it it gets." "Voila." "A pot pie." "Wholesome, harm, healthy." "That's of course if you can live without the cream sauce, personally, I can't." "I mean, what's the point?" "You know, people can sleep or they can gamble or they can even make love when they're miserable." "But I think that most people eat when they're happy." "I like to see people happy." "Are you happy, Nathan ?" "Not especially." "I guess I have a few issues that plague me." "Oh, dear." "Sorry to hear that." "You see, I think there comes a time when a man as to ask himself whether he wants a life of happiness or a life of meaning." " I'd like to have both." " Can't be done." "Two very different paths." "I mean, to be truly happy, a man must live absolutely in the present." "No thought of what's gone before and no thought of what lies ahead." "But a life of meaning, a man is condemned to wallow in the past and obsess about the future." "My guess is that you have done quite a bit of obsessing about yours these last few days." "Now, you can't have any of my pot pie." "I want hold it against you." "Lots of men have tried to kill me." "And I'll be the last." "Of course you can pull that trigger Nathan." "You'll be taking both of our lives." "You'll be dead within moments." "Or I could offer you something." "I'm not interested in anything you have to offer me." "I think you are." "I think there are things you need to hear." " Things that I know about." " Too late for that." "But you can fly, for instance ?" "Or about your brother, Peter ?" "Huh ?" "And his small problem." "Your daughter, even." "Or those others out there like you." "I can offer you more than just information Nathan." "You're going to win your election, I'll see to that." "And two years from now, through a series of fluke circumstances you will find yourself in the white house, a heartbeat away from the presidency." "A life of meaning, Nathan." "Think about it." "The choice is yours." "Suresh ?" "Suresh ?" "It's Peter Petrelli." "Mohinder ?" "Sylar." "I remember you." "You're like me, aren't you ?" "I'd like to see how that works." "No !" "Thanks to Raceman for the Transcript Subtitles Made By The Bloc Team"

" 7:30, Halsted!" " Nice one, loser!" " How many's that?" " 92 and counting." " We're supposed to get out today for a bit." " Step nine, making amends." "Can't wait." " Let's go." "Good morning." " He hit on me yesterday." "Nice one, douche bag!" " Hey, pick that up." " Hey!" "Hey!" " Come on!" " You're dead." " All right, tough guy." "You too." "Thank you." "There you go." "I need you to sit down." " What are you looking at, huh?" " Fuck..." "Get me out of this place, please." " I know it isn't easy, but taking that step towards reconciliation with the people most hurt by your addictions, that's the door to recovery." "Okay, we're gonna keep working at this." "This is mandatory policy now in all rehabilitation cent res." "Each and every one of you will be participating." "You're gonna be getting a day pass every day this week, so get out there and make good use of your time." "Remember, don't rush, all right?" "Every step is a good one..." " Okay, so, I have a proposition for you." " I don't think I want to hear this" " I stole them from my mom, and now you have to take them." "Come on, I went through so much trouble." " Okay." " I don't know how to" " Are you holding it?" " Yeah, I'm holding it." " So you put it..." " Hey, Charlotte." "No, hey, Char" " I don't want to talk to you, Kyle." " Charlotte, come on, I'm-I'm still your brother." " No, I don't want to talk to him..." " Well, well." "If it isn't one of our illustrious alumni." "If you and whatever drugs you're selling aren't off the school property in the next 30 seconds," "I'm going to call the police." "All third-floor staff to the nurses' station..." " Hey, Dad." "How you doing?" " What do you want?" " Are they-are they treating you all right?" "What the fuck do you want, you little prick?" "Huh?" "I told you I never wanted to see you again." "You get out of my sight." "Ten years because of you, you fuckin' dope fiend." "You fuckin' coward!" "If I see you again, I will fucking kill you!" "If you come back here, I'll fucking kill you!" "I swear, I'll kill you!" " Okay, so let's talk about today's adventures." "Kyle?" " Do I have to?" " Please." "I went to see my sister." " Okay, and how did that go?" " Not very well." " Can you elaborate?" " No." " Kyle" " He doesn't want to talk about it." " Talking is the only way to move forward." " Oh, fuck you and move forward!" "Fuck this whole place!" "None of this makes any fucking difference to us!" " Fuck, I hate Bob." " He's a cock." " He's a fuckin' idiot." "It's "make amends" day." "Good to see you." "Sorry about all that money I stole." " Yeah, sorry for ruining your life." "Oh, wait a minute, you ruined my life." " It's all fucking bullshit anyways." " Speaking of which." " Sonia..." "There's a call for you." " My dad just died." "¢Ü I wish that I had known ¢Ü" "¢Ü In that first minute we met ¢Ü" "¢Ü The unpayable debt ¢Ü" "¢Ü That I owed you ¢Ü" "¢Ü 'Cause you'd been abused by that bone that refused you ¢Ü" "¢Ü And you hired me to make up for that... ¢Ü" " Just after 11 :00 this morning, an unidentified man threw himself off the Mission City dam." "Authorities believe he died on impact, but crews are still dredging the reservoir to find his body." "In Mission City..." " Fuck..." "Let's go!" "7:30, Halsted!" " Nice one, loser!" " It's weird." " What?" "93, right?" " Yeah, should be 93, but... 92." " Let's go." "Good morning." " Nice one, douche bag!" " All right, funny guy, clean it up." " What?" " Right now." "Right now." " Shit..." " All of it." " Did you guys see that?" " Fuck you, Bob." " Get back here." " Dick." " Hey..." "Get back here!" " That was fucking weird." " Okay, so, I have a proposition for you." " I don't think I want to hear this proposition." " I stole them from my mom, and now you have to take them." "Come on, I went through so much trouble." " How did you steal this?" " I took it from her purse like I take everything, okay?" " I don't know how to" " Okay, just hold it." " Okay, okay, I'm holding it." " Okay, right?" " Yeah." " Now you have to put it to your lips like you're French." " Okay." " Okay." "You'll never get that!" " All third-floor staff to the nurses' station..." " Pick up the fuckin' phone." "What?" "Pick up the goddamn phone." "I told you I never wanted to see you again!" "You get outta my sight!" "10 years 'cause of you!" "You fuckin' dope fiend!" "You fuckin' coward!" "I see you again, I will fucking kill you!" "If you come back here, I'll fucking kill you!" "I swear, I'll kill you!" " Well, well." "If it isn't one of our illustrious alumni." "If you and whatever drugs you're selling are not off the school property in the next 30 seconds," "I'm calling the police." " Okay, so let's talk about today's adventures." "Kyle?" " Yeah?" " What did you do today?" " Uh..." "I went to see my sister." " And how did that go for you?" " Not very well." " Can you elaborate on that, please?" " No." " Halsted." "Halsted." "Kyle..." "Kyle..." " What the fuck is going on?" "How is this even possible?" "I mean..." "Wait..." "The storm." "Last night, the power went out, right?" "I was in the rec room and I-I touched the TV." "I got this shock." "That's the last thing I remember." " Same thing happened with me with my light." " Weeks?" " Who cares how it happened?" "The real question is, what are we gonna do with it?" " What were you doing last night?" " What were you doing?" " I was in the shower, okay?" "I got shocked, too." " Then what?" " I don't remember." " Me neither." " The same thing happened to all of us." " Fuck, I'm gonna get that call again." " Uh, Sonia, there's a call for you." " Exactly the same." " You all right?" " Shouldn't we be doing something?" "We just lived through the same day twice." "Are we just gonna sit here and waste it?" " Last night, on the news..." "There's-there's a jumper at the dam." "Let's go." "Let's do it." " What about curfew?" " Fuck curfew." " Shit, we gotta stop him." " No, it's..." "It's too late." " Couldn't sleep." " Me neither." "At least you went to see him." " I didn't." " I thought you went to the hospital." " I went to the hospital, but..." "I just couldn't go into his room." " What do you think'd happen if we just..." "Stayed in here all night?" " Trouble for sure." " Then I'm not leaving." " Why do you think this is happening to us?" " Sorry." " No, it's..." "It's okay." " 7:30, Halsted!" " Bob!" " What?" " What day is it?" "Last time I checked, it was Wednesday." " Look, we're gonna figure this out." " We're not gonna figure out shit, okay?" "We're gonna keep repeating the same day over and over again until we go completely out of our fucking minds." " Okay, but, look, we each had the same shock of electricity or whatever, right?" "So..." " So, what?" "So maybe that's something that we do?" " Okay, you go and electrocute yourself then, sister, but I'm gonna enjoy it while I got it." "God, what is that girl's problem?" "You know, if you think about it, it doesn't really matter what we do today." "Right?" "I mean, I could take a piss in group." "As a matter of fact, I could just piss on Bob." "Tomorrow, it'd be like it never happened." " Yeah." "I don't know, man." "I... just feel like we shouldn't mess with it, you know?" " What do you think we should do with it?" " I don't know." " Pull it out and put it back." ":" "What?" " The bottle of gin." "I can see it in your pants." "Pull it out and put it back!" " It's not in my pants." " What do you call that?" "Put it back!" "You know what, both of you, get the hell out of my store!" "Both of you, get out!" "Idiots!" " Feeling better?" " Oh, starting to." " What the fuck are you doing?" "What the fuck are you doing?" "Oh, no, dude." "We'd better pray tomorrow repeats." "Fuck!" "You're sick!" "Sick!" "Oh, Bobby..." "Whoa, Bob likes pussy." "Who am I?" "Who am I?" "Bob... loves... lady cock." " What the fuck?" " Oh, no..." "Nearly Legal." "Nearly Legal." "Fuck, look." "Oh, fuck." " All right, freeze, boys!" "Party's over." "Hands on your head." "Let's go, right now." "Hands on your head." "That's it." "Looks like you screwed up royally this time, eh, Weeks, huh?" "Just like the old man, huh?" "Hands behind your back." "Halsted." "Your mom posted bail." " See you this morning." " Well..." "Looks like no daddy coming for you, cowboy." " Breaking and entering?" "Vandalism?" "Your first day pass and that's what you do with it, huh?" "Well, you must be really proud of yourself." "You have any idea what that little exercise just cost me?" "Kyle..." " Just after 11:00 this morning, an unidentified man threw himself off the Mission City dam" " It's weird." "I was scared, but..." "At the same time, I felt... really alive." " What if it doesn't repeat?" "You're gonna have a criminal record on top of your drug history." "That's pretty awesome, Halsted." "7:30, Halsted!" " Hey, Bob?" "Bob..." "I hear there's been a few break-ins in the neighbourhood lately?" " What the hell are you talking about?" " Nothing." " Okay, come on, let's go." "Get your ass in gear." " Hello." " Well, hello." "Again." " Every time." " Let's go." " Bob, look in' slick." ":" "Morning." ":" "Nice one, douche bag." "So, what's on the program?" " Clean it up." "Right now." " You know," "I think our man, Bob, on his down time, he likes to just settle in with a little bit of Victoria gin." " Victoria gin?" " Yeah, yeah, a little bit of lubrication before he kicks off his shoes, and he thumbs through his favorite magazine..." "Nearly Legal!" "Right, Bob?" " I knew he was a pig." " Oh, not to worry, Logan." "I think you're a bit too old for him now." " Fuck you." " Well, fuck it, cowpokes, let's celebrate!" " Yeah." "Yeah!" " Three more!" "Here!" "Baby, baby, baby, baby..." " Woo!" " Are you gonna be able to pay for all this?" " Oh, you bet your sweet ass, girl." " All right, yeah, I'm gonna need you to settle up." " I apologize." "He hasn't gotten laid in a bit." " A very long time." "You want to help me out with that?" " Oh..." " I'm sorry, I'm sorry." "That there male and that there female are gonna pay for me." " I have no money." " Fuck sakes..." " I'm so sorry!" " Okay, thanks, partner, that was great!" "All right, uh, I'm gonna sing a little song to pay for some drinks." " Woo!" " Yeah, that's right, pal!" "And I'm gonna dedicate it to my two friends." "Y'all know who you are" " It's us!" "We're his friends!" "Oh, my darlin' oh, my darlin'" "Oh, my darlin'" "Oh, my darlin' Clementine" " Let him sing!" "Hey, let him sing!" "Oh, my darlin'" "Oh, my darlin'" "Oh, my darlin' Clementine..." " Where did you get this from?" " What was that noise?" "And?" " Oh, that is" "Mine stinks, dude." " Milady?" " Oh, shit." "Wow." " My friend." "One for you." " Oh, my G" "Are we really gonna do this?" " Tell me you haven't always wanted to knock off a liquor store?" " Are these things clean?" " What?" " Well, they jam if they're dirty, right?" ":" "We're not going to shoot anybody." "Okay, you know what, the only thing that my old man cares about more than his knife collection is his fucking gun collection." "So yeah, they're clean." "Let's do this, kiddies!" "Oink!" "Oink!" "Stick your hands up!" "It's a stick-up!" "Let's go!" " Try to touch my dick and I'll blow your fuckin' brains out!" "Go!" " Shit..." " Open the fuckin' register!" " Okay." " You think this is fuckin' funny?" "Hurry up!" "Get me a bag, fuck!" "Quick!" "Here..." " What the fuck?" " Shit, there's a car!" " What?" " There's a car, fuck!" "Hurry up!" " Let's go!" " Hurry!" " Let's go, come on!" "Let's go, let's go, let's go!" "Oh, my God, what the fuck?" " How much did we get?" " I don't know, man." "There's like 500 bucks here and 42 pennies." "I took it all, man." "I took it all." "Shit..." " Yo, Tiko, what's up, man?" " Well, if it isn't my favourite customer, man." "Long time, no show, bro." " Yeah, man." "Look, um..." "Michelle?" "Charlotte?" "Tiko, what the fuck, man?" "Tell me you didn't get my sister fuckin' high." " That's not all we did, G." " Hey..." " Charlotte!" " Easy!" "Fuck..." "Jesus..." "We good?" "Nobody in there wants to talk to you." "Okay, man?" "So just fuck off." " Fuck you." " Really?" " Yeah." " There's room for you." " Nice fuckin' sweatpants." " Don't worry, guys." "I know a guy that we can score from." "Welcome to my drug of choice, kiddies." " This shit always fuckin' scared me." " They say you're addicted the moment you take your first hit." "Only today..." "You get to be unaddicted again." "Here it comes." "Go, go, go, go, go." "¢Ü ...ain't gonna cure you ¢Ü" "¢Ü Honey time's just gonna hit on you ¢Ü" "¢Ü You got to ¢Ü" "¢Ü You got to go steal ahead ¢Ü" "¢Ü You got to go steal ahead ¢Ü" "¢Ü You got to You got to go steal ahead... ¢Ü" "Fuck me." "¢Ü You've got to You got to go steal ahead ¢Ü" "¢Ü Uh-huh... ¢Ü" "You know, your sister's little friend, she's pretty hot." " Yeah, she's also 15 fucking years old, dude." " Nearly Legal!" "I mean, she is fuckin' hot, though." "¢Ü Time's just gonna hit on you ¢Ü" "¢Ü I said ¢Ü" "¢Ü Six kinds of glue ¢Ü" "¢Ü Won't hold you ¢Ü" "¢Ü Won't hold you ¢Ü" "¢Ü Oh my oh ¢Ü" "¢Ü Oh my you've got to You got to you got to you got to... ¢Ü" "¢Ü Go steal ahead Go steal ahead... ¢Ü" " Hold the fuck on!" "What?" " Grab his legs." " Jesus..." "Fuck, he's heavy." " Fuck..." " God, Tiko..." " Get on your knees." "Get on your fuckin' knees!" " Okay, okay..." "We were just having some fun, man." "I didn't-I didn't" " Shut the fuck up!" " Okay, okay, okay... :" "Come on, man." " Pick that up." "What?" " Pick that up." " No, man." "Fuck you, man!" " Pick that up, you fuck!" " Fuck..." "I didn't touch your fucking sister, man!" " Pick it fucking up!" " Don't make me fucking do this, man." "Don't make me do it, man..." " Fuck." "Don't fucking cry, just fuckin' pick it up." ":" "No..." " Mm-h mm." "Now take a bite." "Take a bite, Tiko..." "Fuck you, man!" "I didn't touch your fucking sister, man!" "You're all going to fucking jail!" "Fuck you!" " All right, kiddies, let's go." " It's okay." "Woo!" " Time to up the ante!" "If you slip?" "Bang!" "Wake up in bed like it's a bad dream." " Yeah, that's assuming we have another repeat." " Hmm, if we don't..." "Make sure they bury me with my boots on." " Jesus..." " Hey, Mike, come on, man." " Shh..." "Kyle..." "You're gonna mess up my concentration." "Ah..." "Who's next?" "Huh?" " Hey..." " What?" " What are you doing?" "You're ripped out of your mind." "We still don't even know if we're gonna repeat." "We can't fuck around like this." " I'm okay." "It's okay." " Oh, who is this girl?" "There you go, girl." "Rip that pole." "Oh, one foot, one foot" " Fuck off, Weeks!" " Woo!" "I saw a smile!" " Stop it!" " I won't say another word" "No!" " Don't let go!" "Weeks!" "Weeks, help me!" "No!" " You're fuckin' dead!" "You're fucking dead, you fuck!" "Fuck you!" " See you this morning!" " Fuck you!" "You're fucking dead!" "7:30, Halsted." " You should get some hash browns before they're all gone." "Nice one, loser!" " Never realized how much I loved the hash browns." " Jesus..." " Yeah." "Only it took him three days to rise from the dead." " Good morning." " Okay, you died last night." "I saw you die." " What was it like?" "Do you... remember anything?" " I just remember right before, and then..." "It's blank." "You know, I've thought about suicide before, but..." "I mean, right in that moment, right before it happened," "I..." "Can't believe how bad I wanted to live." " We have to stop." "Right now." " What?" " If today hadn't repeated" " But it did repeat, and it looks like it's gonna keep on repeating." " Yeah, w-we're tempting fate." " We just gotta figure something out, okay?" "We gotta get out of this somehow." " You've got to be fucking kidding me." "This is a fucking gift." "We can do anything we want, anything." "It's your fuckin' loss." " Don't you think it's kind of weird that all this stuff happens on the same day your dad dies?" " My dad used to force himself on me." "And a-at first, I-I didn't know what to do." "I mean, I..." "I didn't even know what he was doing." "And as I got older," "I would fight back, but..." "Never seemed to stop it." "So, I mean, I-I don't know what..." "What, I'm supposed to give him some sort of peace of mind for that?" " Here we go." "No!" " No, no, no!" "Don't!" "Don't!" "No!" " Fuck off!" " No!" " You don't want to do this!" " Who are you?" " You don't want to do this." "Look at me." " Let go of me!" " You don't want to do this." " Please let me go, please let me go." ":" "Please..." "It's okay..." ":" "Please let me go..." " The news said it was a man, but..." "It was a girl." "Just a girl." " I know, she's, like, the same age as me." " Maybe that's what we're supposed to be doing." "You know, maybe we're supposed to be helping people." " She's still going to be there again tomorrow." " He grabbed me, and I tried, and I said stop, and he wouldn't, and I..." " Okay, we'll get you another jacket." " Copy that." "We'll bring her in for an assessment." "Get all the necessary tests." " What's going on?" " A girl got attacked." " I need a description." " I don't know what he looked like!" " Do you know who did this to you?" " Don't touch me!" " Can you give me a description?" " It was him." " What?" " It was him!" " Hey, hey!" " Just let me go..." "Don't touch me, okay?" " What the hell is the matter with you Kyle, huh?" " Kyle!" "Stop!" "Stop it!" " What the fuck?" " You raped her!" "You fucking raped her!" " I don't know what you're fucking talking about!" " Don't fucking lie to me!" "You raped a 15-year-old girl!" " Okay, first of all, she was 16, and I'm pretty sure that she was into it." " You fucking raped her!" " Tomorrow, it'll be like it never happened, Kyle!" " It doesn't make it okay." " So, what about holding up the liquor store, huh?" "Is that okay?" "What about kidnapping the dealer, sticking a gun in his face, making him eat cow shit?" "You were this close to blowing his fucking brains out, Kyle!" "Now you're on some fucking guilt trip, you're gonna tell me how I can act?" "I don't know why this is happening, but since it is, I'm gonna take advantage of it, okay?" "And you two better stay the fuck out of my way." " Why is this happening to us?" "7:30, Halsted!" " Bob!" " What do you want, Halsted?" " It's Wednesday, right?" " Last time I checked, yeah." " Nice one, loser!" " I can't believe that Charlotte was hanging out with Tiko." "No, I..." "I just never thought that she was" " She was what?" "Like you?" " I don't know." " Okay, so, I have a proposition for you." " I don't think I want to hear this proposition." " I stole them from my mom, and now you have to take them." "Come on, I went through so much trouble." " How did you steal this?" " I took them from her purse like I take everything." " Hey, Charlotte..." "Hey, uh..." "Look, do you want to, uh... just, um" " I don't want to talk to you." " Charlotte!" "Hey..." "Hi." "I'm Sonia." "Um..." "Look, I know you think your brother's an asshole, and you're probably right, but..." "It's just, if you would just let him talk to you for a minute, you would be doing me such a favour, okay?" "Because I am so tired of hearing him bitch about how shitty he's been to you, and how you'll never forgive him..." "Look, we're going to go get some Chinese food." "Why don't you guys come?" " Okay." " Okay." "We can fit in the truck, right?" " Uh, yeah." "Yeah." " Come in." "What colour?" " Blonde." " You're gonna go blond e?" " Yeah." " No..." "Did not know." "I mean, I love the blond e, but your hair..." "I mean, it goes so well with your eyes." "It's pretty." " Yeah, well, we already bought the pack, and we're doing it this weekend, so..." " Should be fun." " Oh, ho, ho!" "Well, well, well..." "If this just isn't too cute for prime time." "You girls want to get more fucked up than you've ever been in your squeaky little lives?" " Put it away, Weeks." " What, it's okay for you to smoke meth, but it's off limits for the rest of the family, is that it?" "If it isn't the friendly neighborhood dick!" " Say that again, Weeks." " How'd they ever let a gutless sack of shit like you become a cop anyways?" " Just keep talking." "Come on, Weeks, keep talking." "All right, you know what, that's not even remotely funny." "Look, you want to think very carefully about what you're doing right now." " Oh, I'm thinking, I'm thinking." "I'm all thunk out." " Mike" " Shut the fuck up, Kyle." "I'm gonna give you three seconds to get your ugly fat ass outta here." "One..." "Hand away from the gun, Gerald." "Hand away from the gun." "There you go, there you go." "Two..." "Fucking mess with me!" "Yeah, no daddy coming for you!" "Fuck off!" "You don't know what you're missing." " You guys okay?" "Hey..." "You okay?" "Charlotte, you okay?" "You all right?" "You okay?" "7:30, Halsted!" " What are you doing?" "What the fuck are you doing?" " Hey, everything that you're doing is gonna stay with you!" "It's gonna stay with all of us!" " No, Kyle!" "You do not want to do this, Kyle!" ":" "Kyle!" " You have to do this." " It's not gonna make any difference." "Nothing does." " You have to try." "You know, it's amazing..." "The things I could justify just to score, you know?" "Like, I'll take this from my mom, she'll never know it was gone, or... steal my sister's ATM card... siphon off some cash here and there." "What's a kid need with all that money, right?" "Then they..." "They trashed my house 'cause of the money I owed." "And..." "Beat the shit out of my little sister while I was five feet away... fucking blasted out of my mind." " I couldn't let anyone touch me for the longest time." " Come on, Mike..." "You haven't had anything to eat or drink all day." "Me and Sonia are worried about you, man." " Oh, you are, huh?" "The two of you, the thoughtful couple." "How nice." "God, she finally got to you, huh?" "Did she feed you the line..." "What was it?" "Uh... "I couldn't let anybody touch me for the longest time?"" "It's right before she grabs your cock, right?" "How was she for you?" "You know, I wasn't all that impressed, myself." "The biggest challenge is to find a nice place to fuck around here." "Where'd you do it?" "You didn't do it, did you?" "What's the matter, buddy?" "!" " Look!" "Mike!" "Just... stop, okay?" "Stop." "Let's just forget about this, okay?" "Let's just forget about all this shit..." "And just try again." "Let's try to figure this out." "There's got to be some kind of deeper meaning... to this." " I..." "I just took a piss in my pants." "There's got to be some deeper meaning in that, don't you think?" "See, look?" "I'll see you this morning!" " Are you tipsy yet?" " Maybe." "Aren't you supposed to be locked up somewhere?" " Charlotte, I need to talk to you." " I don't want to talk to you." " Charlotte..." " Fuck off." " I just thought if I could talk to her..." "If I could explain..." "Maybe there's just no point in me trying to explain the shit I did." " Kyle, she'll come around." " I don't know." "Are you, uh..." "Are you okay about earlier?" " Yeah." "I'm very okay." "Doesn't a part of you wonder if maybe he's right?" "I mean, if every good thing we do gets erased..." "Every bad thing we do gets erased..." "What does it really matter what we do?" " I guess..." "I just need for it to matter." "7:30 Halsted!" "Nice one, loser!" " Hey..." "Bob, where's Mike?" " What?" " Sonia?" "You know where they are?" "I don't know, Halsted, having a smoke?" "I don't know." " Drop the club." "Come on, Kyle, it's a fucking club." "Drop it." "You think you can decide how I spend my repeats?" "It's only fair that I return the favour." "Take the knife." "The knife on the table, take it." " What?" " Come on, Kyle." "Good." "Stand over there." " Mike, what" " Now..." "Cut his throat." " Mike, please don't do this." " Cut his throat, or I'll put a bullet in her leg." "I kid you not, Kyle." "I will put a hole in her leg the size of a fucking grapefruit." "Do it, or I'll put a bullet in her head!" " You're fucked!" " That's right, get angry!" "Get motherfucking feral!" "Cut his fucking throat!" "Welcome to the club, Kyle." " You're okay..." "Come on, come on." "All right..." " We'll have fun..." " I'm okay." "Come on, what's wrong?" "Come on..." " No, I'm okay." "I'm okay." " Fuck!" " Get the fuck up!" "Get up, you fucking piece of shit." " I knew you had it in you." "I'm gonna give you three seconds to get lost." " Fuck you." "See you this morning, Kyle." "7:30, Halsted!" " Do you want me to come up?" " No." "I'm fine." " You're gonna die tonight." "Don't ask me how I know, but it's true." "I've thought about what I wanted to say to you so many times." "I don't hate you anymore." "I don't, but I have to move on from this." "I have to, or else no thing's gonna change..." "For any of us." " What do you want?" "Are you in trouble?" " No, I..." "They let us out for a few hours." "Can I-can I come in?" "I really need to talk to Charlotte." " I-I really don't think it's a good idea." " Mom, I really need to talk to her." " Are you clean?" " Yeah, Mom." "Please let me talk to her." " Okay." " Residents are reeling tonight over the death of two local police officers in what's shaping up to be a double homicide." "The suspect is described as a Caucasian male in his early 20s..." " Charlotte?" " What are you doing here?" " I need to talk to you." " Get the fuck out of my room." " No." "Charlotte, no, I'm not going anywhere until you and I have talked, okay?" " We've got nothing to talk about." "Who's in the car?" "One of your addict friends?" " Her name's Sonia." "Yeah, I met her in rehab." "I've been thinking a lot lately..." "Just about..." "About what I did to you and to Mom." " I don't want to hear this, Kyle." " And I can't let another day pass without telling you..." "Without telling you how sorry I am." " Fine." "Are we through now?" " Thing is," "Charlotte, I see you going down the same path that I did, and" " You think I'm a fuck-up like you?" " No..." "No, that's not what I meant." " You don't have to watch over me." " But I..." "I do." "Charlotte..." "Charlotte, I do, 'Cause that's what big brothers do for their little sisters." "And I know you probably don't care right now, but..." "But from now on, I'm going to be there for you." "I'll be there for you when it counts, because..." "I love you." "And..." "And I'm gonna be your big brother." "7:30, Halsted!" " Sonia!" " Kyle?" " Drop it." "Drop it." "Good." "Now, I could tie you up all day, Kyle, let you wallow in your own piss, but that's not much fun." "So what we're gonna do is play a little game of hide-and-seek... with a twist." "If I find you..." "I'm gonna spend the rest of the day hurting you." "You've got one minute." "One minute." " You okay?" " Other door." "One..." " Come on!" " ...two... three... four... five... six... seven... eight... nine... ten..." "Come on, come on..." " One minute!" " There!" "There!" "This way!" "Yeah!" "Woo!" " Come on." "Come on..." " Come on out, kiddies, I ain't got all day." "Come on out!" " Come on." "Come on!" "Come on..." "Come on, come on..." "Go!" "Come on!" "Go!" " Are you guys having fun yet?" "You know, the last rehab place I went to..." "They had us act out horrible events from our past." "What do you say, Logan?" "You could be nine years old again." "I could play daddy!" "Or maybe Kyle could play daddy since he can't stop fucking you!" "What the fuck are you doing?" " Go." "Go!" "Go!" " Hey..." "Hey, kid!" "Hey, you all right?" " It doesn't snow today." "What day is it?" "I said, what day is it?" "!" "Oh, fuck..." " How are you doing?" " I'm fine." "I just got a tetanus shot and some stitches." "Where is he?" " No one's seen him." " We need you to come with us." " Get your fucking head down on the floor!" "If you two fucking move," "I will put a fucking bullet in your head, do you hear me?" "I'll fucking kill you." "I will fucking kill you." " Mom?" "I'm sorry." " Lieutenant, this is Kyle Halsted and Sonia Logan." " So I understand you've been brought up to speed?" " Yeah." " Most important thing is you keep him calm." "Gimme the phone, come on." "Hurry up!" "Hello?" " I have your friend right here." " Mike?" " Kyle." " Mike, man, y-you didn't know." "You thought the day was gonna repeat again, right?" "You thought you had a clean slate." "You didn't know." " You think a jury's gonna fuckin' believe that?" " Mike..." "We can fix this." "We got into this together, right?" "So we can fix it together." " You guys turned on me, man." "You should've let it go." "You should've let it run its course." "You should have had my back, Kyle!" "Mike..." "Please..." "Don't do this, man." "Don't take it out on them." "Please, man, don't do this to Charlotte." "Mike?" "Mike!" " Okay, we're going to have to go inside." " No, no, let me try again, I can" " Listen, this kid has killed two people already." "Come with me." "Hey, hey, hey!" " No, no, Kyle, don't!" " Stand down!" "Everybody, stand down!" " Mike?" " Kyle, you die now, you die for keeps." " Mike, I'm coming up, man." "Mike, you gotta let 'em go." " Nobody move." "Nobody fucking move!" "Stay still and shut up!" " Mike!" "That's my sister." "That's my baby sister and I'm not gonna let you hurt her, okay?" " I'm warning you, Kyle." "Stay where you are." " Mike..." "It's over." " Stop." " Just give me the gun." " Stop." " I was never gonna make amends with my old man." "I never was, and I never will." "It doesn't matter how many days repeat!" " Give me the gun." " That's the difference between you and me, right?" "Mike!" "Shh, shh..." "It's okay, it's okay..." "Shh, shh..." "Shh..." "Shh, it's okay." " You okay?" " Yeah." "¢Ü Where the doors are moaning ¢Ü" "¢Ü All day long ¢Ü" "¢Ü Where the stairs are leaning ¢Ü" "¢Ü Dusk till dawn ¢Ü" "¢Ü Where the windows ¢Ü" "¢Ü Are breathing in the light ¢Ü" "¢Ü Where the rooms are ¢Ü" "¢Ü A collection of our lives ¢Ü" "¢Ü Where the doors ¢Ü" "¢Ü Are moaning all day long ¢Ü" "¢Ü Where the stairs are leaning ¢Ü" "¢Ü Dusk till dawn ¢Ü" "¢Ü Where the windows ¢Ü" "¢Ü Are breathing in the light ¢Ü" "¢Ü Where the rooms are ¢Ü" "¢Ü A collection of our lives ¢Ü" "¢Ü This is a place ¢Ü" "¢Ü Where I don't feel alone ¢Ü" "¢Ü This is a place ¢Ü" "¢Ü That I call my home... ¢Ü" " Get up, Weeks." "Another day in paradise." "¢Ü Breakneck speed ¢Ü" "¢Ü Tying up your hands ¢Ü" "¢Ü 'Cause you're landing back on your feet ¢Ü" "¢Ü You know what I mean ¢Ü" "¢Ü Vowel change ¢Ü" "¢Ü I remember when our voices used to sound the same ¢Ü" "¢Ü Now we just translate ¢Ü" "¢Ü 'Cause I'm still amazed you made it out alive ¢Ü" "¢Ü After what you did ¢Ü" "¢Ü Born on your feet running ¢Ü" "¢Ü Forest fires underneath your bed ¢Ü" "¢Ü But it's good to be back ¢Ü" "¢Ü Good to be back Good to be back ¢Ü" "¢Ü Spell it out ¢Ü" "¢Ü I always skip the words ¢Ü" "¢Ü 'Cause all the pictures are so bright and loud ¢Ü" "¢Ü Better off than now ¢Ü" "¢Ü 'Cause I'm still amazed you made it out alive ¢Ü" "¢Ü After what you did ¢Ü" "¢Ü Born on your feet running ¢Ü" "¢Ü Forest fires underneath your bed ¢Ü" "¢Ü 'Cause it's good to be back ¢Ü" "¢Ü Good to be back ¢Ü" "¢Ü Super fun ¢Ü" "¢Ü At the movies drunk and young ¢Ü" "¢Ü Double knots that came undone ¢Ü" "¢Ü But the big bad years are gone ¢Ü" "¢Ü Yeah the big bad years are done ¢Ü" "¢Ü And gone away ¢Ü" "¢Ü I remember when our voices used to sound the exact same ¢Ü" "¢Ü Now we just translate ¢Ü" "¢Ü 'Cause I'm still amazed you made it out alive ¢Ü" "¢Ü After what you did ¢Ü" "¢Ü Born on your feet running ¢Ü" "¢Ü Forest fires underneath your bed ¢Ü" "¢Ü But it's good to be back ¢Ü" "¢Ü Good to be back Good to be back ¢Ü" "CNST, Montreal"

"(electrical buzzing)" "(buzzing)" "(woman gasping)" "(gasping)" "(machine starts)" "Hello?" "." "Anyone here?" "." "Hello." "(roaring static)" "(electronic hissing)" "(screams)" "(electrical buzz)" "Numbers... where's the goddamn numbers?" "." "There's something..." "Oh shit." "I mean, they're my numbers..." "Damn!" "Don't I at least get a shot with my numbers, you stupid fucks?" ".!" "I want a chance!" "I want a chance like everyone else." "(woman screaming)" "Oh my God." "Oh, you bastards." "Our Father Which art in heaven, hallowed be Thy name." "Thy kingdom come, Thy will be done, on earth as it is in heaven." "Give us this day our daily bread, and forgive us our debts as we forgive our debtors." "Lead us not into temptation" "Lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from evil." "For Thine... is the kingdom... and the power... and the glory, forever and ever." "Amen." "(electronic hissing)" "Hello?" "." "Are you all right?" "." "Can you hear me?" "." "Are you hurt?" "." "(man growling) (woman screaming)" "Don't move." "Don't make a sound." "I said, "Don't move."" "Are you alone?" "." "Blink once for yes, twice for no." "Is there anyone else in the other room?" "." "All right." "All right." "I'm going to release you." "But I can take you down again, as quick as the first time." "So don't scream, understand?" "." "Once for yes, twice for no." "Are you alone?" "." "All right." "All right." "What the hell do you think you're doing?" "." "How many rooms have you been in?" "." "What is this place?" "." "Man:" "I don't know." "You tell me, how many rooms you've been in?" "." "I don't know, five or six." "What about you?" "." "Uh..." "this is my third." "You sure you didn't see anyone else?" "." "No." "Have you?" "." "No." "So who are you?" "." "Who are you?" "." "(loud static) What the fuck are those noises?" "." "Relax." "This is just for show." "Pretend that you're scared." "Should be easy." "All right." "Get down here now, or she's dead." "Some hero." "I have that effect on men." "Glad to see you haven't lost your sense of humor." "(electronic hissing)" " Is this really necessary?" "." " Just hang on." "Woman:" "Isn't that the same" "Man:" "Yes." "(electronic hissing)" "Man:" "Hey!" "Come back!" "(electronic hissing)" "Wait." "Man:" "Jesus Christ." "Hey!" "Wait!" "Where the fuck do you think you're going?" "." "This guy sure moves quickly." "He's just gone." "Maybe something made him go, maybe you should come back." "This place is awful." "Girl:" "Please don't hurt me." "Woman:" "Don't be frightened." "Don't worry." "There's nobody else here." "Just me." "I'm Kate." "What's your name?" "." "Sasha." "That's a beautiful name." "Don't worry." "Everything's going to be all right, okay?" "." "Do you understand me?" "." "I'm just blind, not retarded." "(electronic hissing)" "(struggling)" "Finally." "I was beginning to wonder if I was the only one in here." "I kept hoping I would find some other people." "I've been wondering around these rooms for hours." "Stay away from me!" "No one's going to hurt you." "Well, certainly not." "No." "No." "I come in peace, young lady." "I'm Jerry." "This is Sasha." "She's blind." "And she's very scared." "What a bummer, to be blind in this place." "Do you know what this place is?" "." "No." "No." "No." "I don't suppose, either of you two could" "let me know what we're doing in here?" "." "No." "Oh..." "Jerry Whitehall." "Kate Filmore." "Kate:" "What are you doing?" "." "I'm marking the rooms." "This is the fourth room you've been in?" "." "Yeah." "I thought you said you've been wandering these rooms for hours." "Yeah." "That's the weird thing isn't it?" "." "Each one of these rooms, has six of these doors, or portals." "But no matter how many portals I go through," "I always wound up in the same three rooms." "Until now." "It's as if the rooms were moving around or something." "Yeah." "But I don't feel any motion, do you?" "." "No." "It's just so strange." "I ran into this guy-- (rumbling)" "Oh no." "It's getting closer!" " What is?" "." " I don't know." "Something's coming after us, and I don't think it likes us." "I don't hear any people." "I think it's just motors." "He wants us dead." "We have to get out of here right now." "Any suggestion on which way to go next?" "." "Your guess is as good as mine." "I don't know." "Please, we have to move!" "Uh... here." "Okay." "Sasha, we're going to have to climb a bit of a ladder." "Hold on to me." " Move quickly." " Get me out of here!" "Man:" "Help!" " Help me!" " Jerry:" "Oh God!" "There's a guy hanging." "I can't hold him much longer!" " Jerry:" "Okay." "I'm coming." " Kate:" "Oh my God." "Sasha:" "What's happening?" "." "Man:" "Hurry!" "Jerry:" "Hang on." "Hang on." "Hang on." "Man:" "Grab his..." "Jerry:" "I'm coming." "I'm coming." "Here..." "Good girl." "Good girl." "Sasha, you're going to be okay." "Just stay here." "You're going to be okay." "(electronic hissing)" "There you are." "You've found some friends, huh?" "." "Help me get him down." "Fantastic." " Man:" "Give me some space." " Kate:" "I'm here." " Man:" "I can grab his legs." " Jerry:" "I'm loosening the belt." "Man:" "All right." "All right." "I got him." "I'm losing it." "Ready, you got it?" "." " Man:" "Yeah." " Hurry." "There it goes." "I know you want a cigarette, but not yet." " Jerry:" "Slowly." "Easy." " Kate:" "I've got his legs." "Kate:" "Lean him up against this wall." "Okay." "Watch his head." "That's it." "Just make sure he's upright." "He's alive." "He's breathing." "Man:" "Good." "He's military." "Colonel Thomas H. Maguire, Department of Defense," "Jesus Christ." "He's Pentagon, hi-tech liaison." "You... how the hell would you know?" "." "A buddy of mine's doing 10- 20 upstate for cracking the mainframe on the Pentagon two years ago." "I helped him write the code." "Maybe that's why I'm in here." "You know for sure we're in prison?" "." " I'm assuming" " You know what they say." "(laughing)" "Thanks." "That's helpful." "Jerry Whitehall." "Thanks." "Simon Grady." "That's Kate." "Sasha." "I'm sorry." "I didn't get your name." "Max Reisler." " Thanks." " Kate:" "Sasha..." "Sasha..." "Jerry, could you..." "Jerry:" "Sure, of course." "Simon:" "Come on, sit him up." "Jerry:" "Let's get you sitting up straight here." "Sasha, you okay?" "." "This man's been beaten badly." "He's been tortured." "Look at his hand." " Cigarette burns." " Jesus." "Sasha:" "They're coming for us next." "Don't you worry." "I won't let anyone hurt you." "I hope it's that easy, Kate." "There's nothing in here." "What do you think?" "." "I figure he knows something he didn't want anyone to know." "That's usually why people are tortured." "Max:" "How do you know, Mr. Cigarette Burns?" "." "What are you, an expert?" "." "As a matter of fact, you weedy little shit" "(electronic hissing)" "Sasha:" "They're coming!" "They're coming!" "They're coming." "They're coming." "(Simon yelps) Oh, hello." "Do you know where the showers are?" "." "I seem to be lost, again." "I always get lost in this gym." "I don't know why my daughter-in-law insists on bringing me here." "It's all the way across town." "Jerry and Simon:" "Whoa." "Simon:" "Watch your step." "Watch your step." "Old lady:" "Thank you, dear." "Oh my goodness." "I'm afraid I can't help you with the showers." "I'm Jerry." "You're not little Jerry Reisback, are you?" "." "No." "Thank goodness." "He's my paperboy, and I owe him $10." "Right." "Well, this is Simon." "Kate and Sasha." "Hello." "And uh..." "Max." "Max." " Old Lady:" "Max." " Jerry:" "And you are?" "." "I'm Mrs. Paley." "How do you do Mrs. Paley?" "." "You don't happen to know why you're here, do you?" "." "Oh dear." "I was never very good at philosophy." "(Sasha giggling)" "Do any of us know what's going on here?" "." "Sorry." "I've been trying to get a handle on the configuration of these rooms." "Jerry:" "All I can say is" "Simon:" "They just don't make any sense." "Jerry:" "That's right." "They sure don't." "Max:" "It's as if the rooms are moving around very quickly." "Jerry:" "There's got to be some kind of logic to it." "These rooms just seem to repeat." "You go in one direction, the room just loops back on itself." "(electronic hissing)" "It's getting closer." "Sasha, do you know what it is?" "." "Not really." "But I can hear it." "All the time, even when you don't." "And it sounds it feels wrong." "Mrs. Paley:" "Maybe we're in hell." "All right, let's get some real answers." "His answer was suicide." "Not exactly a comforting thought." "Soldier, up on your feet." "Careful, he's hurt." "Come on, pumpkin, up you come." "Stop it." "He's in serious condition." "Stop it." "Listen to me, sweetheart" "I'm not your sweetheart, asshole." "All right." "This man's been tortured." "You want to be next when they come for us?" "." "Who exactly are they?" "." "Well, I'm going to find out." "Come on." "Stop it." "Stop it." "(moaning) Kate:" "Are you trying to kill us?" "." "It's not going to help us if he dies, you know?" "." "Jerry:" "You've got no information whatsoever." " It's here." " Jerry:" "Jesus... what the fuck?" ".!" "Simon:" "Come on." "He's conscious." "Kate:" "Sit him up." "Sit him up." "Simon:" "Come on, soldier." "Talk to me, soldier." "Talk to me." "What's going on here?" "." "Colonel:" "Are you speaking to me?" "." "Yes." "Jesus Christ." "Yes." "Just tell me, how do we get out of here?" "." "I don't know." "You figure out the code, you get out." "The first one had rules..." "The first one?" "." "What are you talking about?" "." "Leave him alone." "He's delirious." "He knows something, all right?" "." "I'll carry him myself, just" "Colonel:" "The first one had numbers..." "Simon:" "What do you mean, "the first one"?" "." " Kate:" "Let him go." " Max:" "I'm out of here." "(chattering)" "(Mrs. Paley whimpers)" "Kate:" "Oh my God." "Are you okay?" "." "Did you hit your head?" "." "Yeah." "I slipped." "It's a wall." "It wiggled." " Kate:" "You sure you're okay" " Max:" "Look." "There it goes again." "Jerry:" "That--that--that" "That's-- that's-- I don't know." "No!" "Max:" "Holy fuck." "What is that?" "." "Simon:" "I don't know." "But I don't think we should stick around to find out." " Come on, let's go." " Jerry:" "Come on." "Kate:" "Come on, Sasha, I'm here." "I'm right behind you, honey." "Jerry:" "Hurry, let's go!" "Easy, easy..." "Simon:" "For Christ's sake." "Kate:" "What the" "Jerry:" "Come on." "There you go." " Kate:" "Grab right there." " Sasha:" "Where are you?" "." "Simon:" "Come on, Colonel." "It's time for us to go." "I'm not done with you yet." "Colonel:" "I'm not going." "What did you do that for?" "." "I'm not going anywhere soon." "Well, fuck you." "Come on, Kate." "Let's get out of here." "Come on, where's the key?" "." "Do you have the key?" "." "Colonel:" "You mean this?" "." "Kate:" "Yeah." "No." "What did you do that for?" "." "You don't honestly think you can escape?" "." "We have to try." "Oh my God." "This is gonna hurt." "(Simon yelling)" "Kate, get the hell up here!" "No." "I'm not leaving without him." "For God's sake, he's a dead man." "Move." "Colonel:" "God." "Simon:" "There's no time left." "Let's go." "(Kate yelling)" "(Colonel yelling)" "Oh my God." "There's got to be a way." "Get the-- get the hell out of there." " Oh my God." " Simon:" "Leave him, he's dead." "(Colonel screaming)" "Oh my God." "(Colonel screaming continues)" "Kate:" "Let me go." "(Colonel screaming)" "Kate:" "Let me go." "It's still coming." "Come on." "So what the hell happened back there?" "." "I don't know." "Mrs. Paley:" "Hello." "And where did you come from?" "." "What's your name?" "." "I'm" " I'm Kate." "Don't you remember me?" "." "I'm Mrs. Paley." "The Colonel was our only link to this place." "Maybe not." "I designed the door panels in here." "The touch sensors." "What?" "." "I was freelancing for a subcontractor, I..." "You didn't think this was worth mentioning before?" "." "I signed a confidentiality" "Given our current situation, I'd say it's null and void." " Jesus Christ!" " The legal" "What the hell is this place?" "." "I don't know." "You don't think the guy that makes the toilets in the space shuttle, gets to see the plans for the rest of it?" "." "You must have had some idea what they were building." "It was experimental." "It was a prototype." "For what?" "." " Jerry:" "I'm not sure." " Simon:" "For what?" ".!" "Jerry:" "Leading-edge stuff." "There were rumors..." "What kind of rumors, Jerry?" "." "What rumors?" "." "Quantum teleportation." "Pardon?" "." "They were just rumors." "You mean, like..." ""Beam me up, Scotty"?" "." "Kate:" "Okay." "Now this is getting ridiculous." "What do you know, Jerry?" "." "Nothing." " Simon:" "You're lying." " Jerry:" "Why would I lie?" "." "Because both you and the Colonel work for them." "Them?" "." "Who the hell are "them" anyway?" "." "What?" "." "The government?" "." "The mafia?" "." "Aliens?" "." "Mrs. Paley:" "Oh my goodness." "It's a tesseract." "Jerry:" "Christ, she's losing it." "Isn't it beautiful?" "." "Kate:" "Isn't what beautiful, Mrs. Paley?" "." "Holy shit." "If you look at it from just the right angle..." "What did you call it again, Mrs. Paley?" "." "It's a tesseract, sweetheart." "Tesseract?" "." "Tesseract." "It's-- It's a tesseract." "How do you know it's a tesser... act, or whatever you call it?" "." "Is the second act beginning already?" "." "We should be getting back to our seats." "Excuse me." "Kate:" "Yeah." "Is she for real?" "." "(Jerry laughs)" "A tesseract, Holy Christ, of course." "A tesseract." "(laughing)" "Jerry, you okay?" "." "Yeah, yeah." "I can't believe I didn't see it before." "It's been staring at us in the face the whole time." "(laughing)" "Maybe you could share with the rest of the class." "Oh." "Of course." "A tesseract... it's another name for a hypercube." "A what?" "." "A hypercube-- a four-dimensional cube." "Four dimensions?" "." "All the elements are there." "Rooms repeating." "Rooms folding in on themselves." "Teleportation." "It could all very well add up." "Look." "Here." "See?" "." "Let's call one dimension, length, and represent that with a simple line." "Now, two dimensions are length and width, which can be represented by a single square." "Now if we extend that square, one more dimension... we get..." "a cube, which has three dimensions." "Length, width, and depth." "Come on, we've all passed the eighth grade." "Hush." "Jerry:" "Here's the really funky part." "(nervous laughter)" "If you take this cube, and extend it one more dimension, we get..." "Kate:" "A tesseract." "Max:" "I thought time was considered to be the fourth dimension." "Jerry:" "Sure." "That's one idea." "But what if you have a fourth spatial dimension?" "." " Max:" "There's no such thing." " Simon:" "Why don't you shut up?" "." "Okay." "Okay." "Let's just say that we are in this hyper" " Jerry:" "Cube." " Kate:" "Cube." "Whatever." "Does this diagram show us how to get out?" "." "Well, uh... no." "A hypercube isn't supposed to be real." "It's just a theoretical construct." "Oh." "Well that makes me feel better." "Is there a theory on how we might get out of this... theoretical construct?" "." "I don't know." "Mrs. Paley:" "Don't worry, dear." "It's just a matter of time." "That's so much clearer." "Thank you." "Max:" "Great." "Anyway... here's my theory for what it's worth:" "we are all... unwilling participants..." "in a game show, and are being videotaped as we speak." "Although I don't condone forcible abduction of innocent people, we can take comfort in the fact that once the show airs, we'll be able to parlay this into lucrative sponsorship deals." "Kate:" "Okay, Max." "And what's the object of this game show?" "." "Hmm..." "I don't know." "To get out alive?" "." "Simon:" "I think we should make a map." "I don't think a map is really going to help us." "Look at that." "That wasn't there a minute ago." "Did you write that?" "." "No." "I left my wings at home." "I just marked this room as 10 before it." "Somebody's been here before us." "Thanks." "A really large someone." "Why go through the trouble of writing it on the ceiling?" "." "60,659 rooms?" "." "Christ." "This place must be huge." "Mrs Paley:" "Oh yes, yes." "In a hypercube, there could be 60 million rooms." "She could be right." "There's a comforting thought." "(electronic hissing)" "What the hell are you doing?" "." "Yowza." "The ratings on this show just doubled." "Simon:" "What do you see?" "." "Max:" "A girl." "Simon:" "Oh Jesus." "Max:" "I'm going in." " I think I'm going to puke." " Simon:" "You all right?" "." "Okay." "I just... whoa..." "All:" "Hey." "Hey." "Hey." " Simon:" "Get back here." " Kate:" "What's happening?" "." " Jerry:" "What's going on?" "." " Max:" "Help!" "Simon:" "Try to give me your hand." " Max:" "Help me!" " Simon:" "You okay?" "." "Kate:" "What the hell is going on in there?" "." "Simon:" "Max, don't be an idiot." " Jerry:" "Come on back." " Max:" "No, it's okay." " The gravity shifted." " Max:" "She needs help," " she may be hurt." " Wow." "Are we going in there or what?" "." "Maybe she knows something." "What about our..." "less agile members?" "." "I have an idea." "(electronic hissing)" "Hello." "Kate:" "Whoa." "I'm all right." "Max:" "Miss?" "." "Hey, Miss." "Hey." "Wake up." "She's on her way." "I guess it's time for plan B." "Give her mouth-to-mouth and see if it works." "Think I should?" "." "Oh, very funny." "(woman muttering)" "Hi." "What's wrong?" "." "What the hell?" "." "Where am I?" "." "That's the million dollar question." "(laughing)" "Does she have to keep cackling like that?" "." "Come on, let's get this over with." "All right." "This is going to be some kind of..." "Yeah, Mrs. Paley." "Just keep laughing there." "This is more fun than I've had since my thirteenth birthday." "Glad somebody is having fun." "This reminds me of that rope swing we used to have at home." "For God's sake, Mrs. Paley, this isn't a game!" "Come on." "Come on down." "Simon, you guys, keep her steady." "All right, all right." "Come on." "Okay." "And you're down." "That's good." "Simon:" "It's okay." "She's down." " Mrs. Paley:" "We've landed." " Kate:" "Yeah." "Simon:" "It's your turn, you'll have to climb around the sides." "Mrs. Paley:" "Well, this is a lot like the other ones, isn't it?" "." "Simon:" "Christ." "This is going to be fun." "Hello there." "I'm Mrs. Paley." "Who the hell are you people?" ".!" "Well..." "I'm Kate, and this is Mrs. Paley." "And I am Julia." "And this is..." "Hey." "Is this your jacket?" "." "No." "Well then how did I..." "I must have had more to drink last night than I thought." "There's nothing in here." "How the hell did I get here?" "." "Have we been kidnapped?" "." "That's a really good question." "Does anyone remember how we got here?" "." "Last thing I remember was going to sleep." "Where?" "." "In my bed." "Where do you live?" "." "Lincoln, Nebraska." "Kate, I am a healthy, married, male white engineer, who enjoys reading horror novels and eating chocolate ice cream, as well as climbing around psycho-jungle-gyms." "Okay." "I remember driving home from Maine State Hospital." "It was late, and I just wanted to get home," "I've been working long hours." "I'm a psychotherapist." "Simon." "New Haven." "I was out for a drink." "What do you do?" "." "A consultant." "Management consultant." "Max:" "Yeah, right." "And I'm Santa Claus." "Okay, Max." "How about you?" "." "I live in Palo Alto." "I design computer games." "The last thing I remember, I fell asleep on my keyboard." "Sasha." "And where do you live?" "." "New Mexico." "I was doing my homework in the kitchen, like I always do." "Nothing ever happens to me." "The last thing I remember... is taking the dog for a walk." "Julia?" "." "I was at an after party for a premiere in Santa Monica." "Are you an actress?" "." "No." "No, I'm an attorney." "Let's just say if I was kidnapped it was for the ransom." "So we've got Silicon Valley, Connecticut, Nebraska," "Hollywood, Maine." "Mrs. Paley, where exactly do you live?" "." "In that high-rise at the corner of Riverside and 94th." "Could you give me a lift home, dear?" "." "I seem to have lost my daughter-in-law." "Ignorance is bliss." "This doesn't make any sense." "Simon:" "Yeah, well..." "I think they probably flew us here." "Drugged us and flew us out here in private or military jets." "That's what I think." " Max:" "Where is here?" "." " Simon:" "I don't know." "Your guess is as good as mine." "Jerry:" "They could have built an hypercube structure anywhere." "And if this thing really does fold space, we could be literately anywhere." "What the hell" "What?" "." "Here is that number again." "6-0-6-5-9" "This can't be the same room." "Jesus!" "It's not, because now they're in a string of other numbers." "There just can't be that many rooms." "Maybe they are not room numbers." "Maybe somebody else figured something out." "We are definitely not alone." "Check this out." "What is it?" "." "What's happening?" "." "Julia, is that your watch?" "." "No." "No, it's mine." "It" "Well, this is bizarre." "Max:" "What, somebody else uses a watch just like yours?" "." "Somebody is playing games with us." "Shit-- look-- this is the watch that my wife gave me on my 40th." "See?" "." "This is the watch we've just found." "Maybe it's your game that we are playing, Jerry." "You designed the doors, your watch." "What's next?" "." " No, I" " For the love of God, Mrs. Paley" "Mrs. Paley, please don't." "Oh, my goodness, I think he's still alive." " Mrs. Paley, please." " Simon:" "Get her down." "Easy, careful." "Max:" "Is somebody in there?" "." " Simon:" "What do you see?" "." " Kate:" "Jerry?" "." "Oh, God." "There's a guy down here." "Oh!" " The gravity's shifting." " Simon:" "What's happening?" "." "You okay?" "." "Are you all right?" "." "Kate:" "Simon, what's going on?" "." "My God." "Hey, hey, fellow." "Oh, Jesus." " Be careful." " Ugh!" " Is he alive?" "." " I don't think so." " Let's roll him over." " Jerry:" "Yeah, yeah..." "Jerry:" "Oh God, is he ripe." "What-- what is that?" "." "Oh!" "It looks pretty dead to me." "Mrs. Paley:" "I hope he's still alive." "He's been here for a while, Mrs. Paley." "Mrs. Paley:" "Oh, poor man." "Who do you think wrote these numbers?" "." "He must have written them himself, It's all upside down." "It's the same writing as those numbers we keep seeing." "Oh, no!" "It's poor Dr. Rosenzweig." "You know him?" "." "He'll never get his Nobel Prize now." " Who the hell is he?" "." " Max:" "Holy Christ..." "Phil Rosenzweig." "Last year he was the leading theoretical physicist in his field." " Which was?" "." " Jerry:" "Quantum chaos." "Oh God, Phil Rosenzweig." "I read his book" "(gasps) (all scream)" "(exhales)" " Simon:" "Oh Jesus." " Kate:" "Oh my God." "Simon:" "Is he--?" "." "Kate, is he--?" "." " Yeah, he's gone." " You are positive?" "." "Uh-huh." "Sasha:" "Somebody--?" "." "I'm here, Sasha." "Got you." "Does anyone understand these numbers?" "." "What was he writing?" "." "Beats me." "May be he was trying to calculate his way out of here." "Looks like he ran out of time." "How did old Mrs. Paley know him?" "." " I don't know." " Hey, look." "More numbers." "Jerry:" "Same handwriting." "Max:" "The question is, did he solve it before he died?" "." "(slams, yells)" "God." "She's okay." "Are you okay?" "." "He must have finished it here." "Look, there it is again-- 6-0-6-5-9." "Max:" "How does that get us out of here?" "." " It's got to mean something." " Yeah, but what?" "." "I don't know, but we better remember it." "You know, I wonder if is he's got a..." "Max:" "What are you doing?" "." "That's disgusting." "Found a pen." "Hope you have better luck than he did." "Mrs. Paley:" "Oh no, this can't be happening." "Oh dear." "Oh dear, just wait." "Oh, I'm such an idiot." "Oh, no." "Wait a minute." "She's gonna drive me insane." "Mrs. Paley:" "Oh, it was right here." " What is it, Mrs. Paley?" "." " Mrs. Paley:" "Izon, where are you?" "." "I'm such an idiot." " Did she say Izon?" "." " Mrs. Paley:" "Izon, where are you?" "." "You come back here this instant." "Who are you looking for Mrs. Paley?" "." "Have you seen my dog?" "." "He's a darling little Shi-Tzu." "Darn it." "(gasps)" "Her dog's name is "Izon"?" "." "That's weird." "I thought Izon was a" "Simon and Jerry:" "A weapons manufacturer." "Yes." "(Mrs. Paley sniffles)" "And you guys would know that because..." "I read the papers." " Julia:" "Mrs. Paley..." " Mrs. Paley:" "Poor puppy..." "Mrs. Paley, are you sure you didn't leave the dog at home?" "." "No." "He was right here." "I'm such an idiot." "Simon:" "This breaks my heart." "Mrs. Paley..." "Mrs. Paley, what do you do for living?" "." "Oh, nothing." "I'm retired." "I shouldn't have let him off the leash." "Before you retired, what did you do?" "." "Nothing very exciting." "I was a theoretical mathematician." "Where did you work?" "." "Oh, my head hurts." "At Skippy Research Affiliates-- what do they called it?" "." "A think-tank in Washington state." "She worked for Skippy Research Affiliates and her dog's name was Izon?" "." " Mrs. Paley?" "." " Hmm?" "." "Is it possible that you worked for Izon Research Affiliates and your dog's name is Skippy?" "." "How did you know where I worked?" "." "Oh, God." "She worked for a weapons manufacturer?" "." "She's a good friend of our Nobel wanna-be." "I don't think we should trust Mrs. Funnyfarm." "I'm not crazy, and I'm not hard of hearing either." "I told you no one would believe me." "Simon:" "Mrs. Paley, what sort of research did you do at Izon?" "." "General, I will not be party to this insanity!" "I'm not a general." "I don't care what Alex Trusk says." "It's impossible." "And what's more, it's inhuman." " Who's Alex?" "." " Max:" "Did she say Alex Trusk?" "." "Oh Christ." "We're dead." "Jerry:" "This is really getting ridiculous." "Who's Alex Trusk?" "." "Alex Trusk?" "." "Hacker extraordinare?" "." "He's a legend." "This is exactly the kind of twisted maze he'd create." "Alex Trusk doesn't even exist." "Some things should never be created." "They exist for theoretical purposes only." "It would never last." "Can't you understand that?" "." "Okay, you're a shrink." "Can you tell me what the hell's happening?" "." "I... umm..." "I'd say that seeing the dead man triggered some sort of emotional response." "Flashbacks, post-traumatic stress" "So she is connected to this, yeah?" "." "Mrs. Paley:" "Skippy..." "Ooh, I think I hear him." "Skippy?" "." "Mrs. Paley, Mrs. Paley, don't" "Skippy?" "." "Mrs. Paley." "(electronic hissing)" "(hissing continues)" "Oh my." "Help me, please." "(gasps)" "(stabbing) Uh, uh." "No, don't trust the old cunt." "She lied about everything." "(screaming)" "(locking, yelling)" "(yelling continues)" "What a" " Jesus." "(yelling continues)" "Sasha:" "What just happened?" "." "It took my head, man." "I lost my fucking head!" "Paley opened... the portal... (all talking)" "Wait, wait, I have an idea." "I think we're all tired." "We need to calm down, everybody." "Hold it." "Wait a minute!" "(whistles)" "I have an idea." "Let me guess, you designed the floor too." "You better have a really good fucking explanation, Jerry." "I know what just happened there was a little... shocking, but it actually makes total sense if we're-- in a really multi-dimensional quantum environment." "Julia:" "English, please." "One fundamental idea of a quantum universe, is that parallel realities can actually exist simultaneously." "How do you know that, Jerry?" "." "All you designed were the door panels!" "I read it in Rosenzweig book, it was a big part of this theory." "What if whoever designed this stinking thing somehow managed to create a place where parallel realities can crossover like that?" "." "So you are saying we just saw Simon and Mrs. Paley" " in a parallel universe?" "." " Yes, yes!" "Stop it!" "A universe where things turn out a little differently." " Fuck." " Simon:" "Uh, please." "Think about it, think about it." "A few minutes before," " when you found the watch," " Yeah." "and we realized that somebody else had been marking numbers in the rooms, right?" "." "That's when I thought maybe we should leave markers behind, in case we doubled back and got side-tracked." "Things like a piece of clothing or jewelry." "I think what a pity it would be to leave my watch." "But I would do it if I had to." "You're saying that in an alternate reality we'd already gotten ourselves into such trouble that you decided that is okay to leave your watch?" "." " Yes!" " For crying out loud!" "What a load of crap!" "There's got to be a logical explanation." "What would you think that is?" "." "This is just an optical illusion or something?" "." "Yeah, sure." "Why not?" "." "Julia:" "Finally, yeah." "A sane idea." "Kate:" "Oh, that's a sane idea." "Jerry:" "All right." "If Max is right, why don't you go and open that door?" "." " Simon:" "Oh, come on." " Jerry:" "Have a look." "Max:" "Excuse me?" "." "If you're so sure it's an optical illusion, open the door and have a look." "You might want to stand to the side, in case that thing..." "Fuck off, Jerry!" "Simon:" "Okay, hold it!" "All right?" "." "Don't open it." "Say Jerry's right," "I think all of this is a hoax, okay?" "." "I think Jerry's either full of shit or part of this experiment." " Jerry:" "Simon, I never..." " Simon:" "Shut the fuck up!" "I'm agreeing with you, Max." "I think we're all pumped so full of LSD and I think we're hidden in some CIA hospital in Area 51, or whatever." "But let's just say, on the off- chance that Jerry is actually right." "Then what happens if whatever the fuck it was in there that killed the guy, killed me, what happens if that fucking thing gets in here?" ".!" "What happens then?" ".!" "You're all crazy." "(knife snicks)" "Max:" "Hey, man, what are you doing?" "." "Just don't fucking open the door." "What are you so scared of anyway?" "." "I just saw my fucking head taken off by something or other." "How's that for starters?" "." "Jerry:" "Where did you get that knife?" "." "It's mine." "I collect knives." "Max:" "He had it when I first saw him." " Kate:" "He sure did." " Jerry:" "That's convenient." "He's the only guy with a knife here, if anyone was a part of the experiment... maybe you." "I know!" "I know!" "I've got it!" "I've got it!" "(laughing)" "Why don't we all just get some ice cream and everyone will feel a lot better about everything?" "." "(evil laughing)" "You're funny, Mrs. Paley." "You really are a funny old lady." "You're also cute and senile." "You leave her alone, she doesn't understand." "All right, she's already admitted working for Izon, one of the most powerful weapons manufacturers in the world." "She recognized the figures on the wall, and she knew the dead guy." "No." "Maybe my alter ego wasn't all that wrong." "Maybe we shouldn't trust dear old Mrs. Paley." "Sasha:" "Maybe you're the one we shouldn't trust." "Simon:" "I beg your pardon?" "." "Maybe you're the one we shouldn't trust." "Oh." "I'm going to ignore that, little girl, because you're a cripple." "I think we should keep moving, huh?" "." "After you." "(electronic hissing)" "Sasha:" "Kate, I'm really thirsty." "Me too, sweetheart." "Me too." "Mrs. Paley:" "I'm exhausted." "Are we there yet?" "." "Jerry:" "Come on, Mrs. Paley." "Just hold on a little longer." "Kate:" "Who's this Alex Trusk person?" "." "Max:" "Are you kidding?" "." "He programmed the virus that crashed the Tokyo stock exchange two years ago." "He's the one that broke into the Air Traffic Control Grid, and crashed those two Air Force jets in Nevada to protest military spending." "Jerry:" "You forgot the one about Alex Trusk being the first genetically engineered superhuman, bred in a test tube, who now lives and walks amongst us." "Kate:" "That sounds a bit far-fetched." "Jerry:" "Don't worry." "Alex Trusk is a conspiracy theorist's wet dream." "He doesn't exist." "Max:" "Fine." "Just keep fooling yourself." "Simon:" "Would you people just shut up and keep moving?" "." "Julia:" "Do you really believe this stuff about parallel universes?" "." "Kate:" "If you asked me yesterday, I'd say no." "But this place changes your perception about what's possible." "Look, let's just keep this between us for now." "Yeah." "Okay." "Here's the deal." "I'm a private investigator." "I'm on a case, missing persons." "Given our current situation, this counts as irony." "You're right." "I think they stuck me in here because of her" "Becky Young." "They've emptied my pockets except for my knife and this." "Maybe it's a message or a warning." "Here's the kicker." "Guess who she worked for?" "." "Izon?" "." "Sasha:" "Kate." "Kate." "Kate, you have to wake up, there's" "Kate:" "What is it?" "." "What's wrong?" "." "There's something here." "Do you see anything?" "." "You're probably just dreaming or some" "Whoa." "There is-- there is something." "Simon:" "What the hell is that?" "." "Kate." "Kate, what do you see?" "." "It's a square." "It's just floating." "Max:" "What is it?" "." "Mrs. Paley:" "It's beautiful." "Simon:" "You recognize this too, Mrs. Paley?" "." "Mrs. Paley:" "Well, not exactly" " Sasha:" "What just happened?" "." " Now there's two." "Jerry:" "It's multiplying." " Mrs. Paley:" "Oh my God" " Julia:" "Maybe it's the way out." "Everyone:" "Oh." "Wow." "Max:" "If we're drunk, I wanna know what this stuff is." "Kate:" "Maybe that's what a four-dimensional object looks like." "Simon:" "If that's the way out, how do we use it?" "." "I hate it." "It sounds wrong." "It's stunning." "The math of it." "It's a perfect quadrangular oscillation." "It's moving." "Mrs. Paley, no!" "(screaming)" "Ahh." "Simon:" "Get the fuck out of the way!" "Jerry, you're hurt." "No." "I'm okay." "Max:" "Look out." "Stay low." "Whoa!" "Go on." "Kate:" "Come on, Mrs. Paley." "It's time to go." "Over here." "It looks safe." " Don't stare at it." "Go." " Max:" "It's coming back." "Come on, Max." "Max:" "Go, Julia." "Go." " I want to get it." " No." "We've got to go." "Oh my God." "Go." "Go up the stairs." "Kate:" "Come on, Mrs. Paley." "Keep going" "(Sasha screaming)" "Kate!" "Sasha." "(screaming)" "Jerry." " Oh Jesus!" " No." " Sasha." " No." "Just don't do it." " Just get in here." " What the fuck are you doing?" "." "Sasha:" "Kate!" "She's gone." "You want to end up like Jerry?" "." " Sasha." " Kate!" "Sasha:" "Kate, I'm here." "Kate." "You're a dead woman." "Oh... oh Jesus." "Sasha." "Kate, help." " Kate, help!" " I'm coming to get you." "Help me!" "Drop to the ground, Sasha." "Now." "Help me." "Okay, Sasha." "Now... uh..." "I can see you, Sasha." "Flatten yourself against the wall, on the ground." " Crawl towards me." " No." "I can't." "I'm scared." "You've gotta move, or I can't come and get you." "Move towards me." "No." "Stop, Sasha!" "Don't, Sasha." "Get down." "Damn it, Kate, what do you want me to do?" "." "Just keep moving until you hit that corner, and then stay put." "Kate:" "Okay?" "." "Sasha?" "." "Okay?" "." "I'm almost there." "Just crawl on." "Keep your side to the ground." "You can do it." "You've made it." "I'm right behind you." "There you are." "Keep your knees in." "Sasha:" "Kate, thank God." "There you are." "You're okay." "You're okay..." "What just happened?" "." "I don't know." "I don't know, Sasha." "Sweet Jesus." "It's shrinking so it can get us." "Please let it be quick." "Okay." "We're going to make a run for it." " I can't." " Yes you can." "Just hold onto me." "We're going to go to our right." "No." "We're going to go to the left." "All right?" "." " Okay?" "." " Okay." "On the count of three..." "just hold on to me." "One, two, three..." "I've got you." "Oh my God!" "Sasha, no." "It responds to our movements." "Don't move." "Stay still." "Don't" "Oh my God." "Is it gone?" "." "Yeah." "It's gone." "Thank you." "We did it together." "Let's get out of here before it comes back." "My glasses." "You're glasses are gone." "Just go up the ladder." " Kate." " Yeah?" "." "What?" "." " I can smell it." " What?" "." "Did someone die in here?" "." "Yeah." " Yeah." "Jerry died." " Oh no." "He was so nice." "We've got to go." "We've got to go, honey." "Just get up there." "One foot after the other." " Where are the others?" "." " I think we're on our own." "You're doing good." "I see a pattern." "Anyone connected to this-- this hypercube... eventually dies a very violent, and painful death." "(Mrs. Paley whimpering)" "I would hate for that to happen to you, Mrs. Paley." "I would." "So drop the act and tell us how we get out of here." "Huh?" "." "Julia:" "Simon." "Simon, that's enough." " Shut up." " Hey, Simon..." " Shut up." " Okay." "Okay, Mrs. Paley." "You ready to talk?" "." "'Cause I'm all ears." "I really don't need this operation, Doctor." "I'm in perfect health." "Just ask my daughter-in-law over there." "She'll explain." "This joke's really getting stale." "I'm going to give you one more chance, Mrs. Paley." "You tell me what I need to know, or I'm going to have to kill you." "Do you understand?" "." "I'm going to kill you." "It's your choice." "Julia:" "Get away from her!" "You have a choice to make." "Right now." "Do you want to get out of here or not?" "." " Yes, but" " There are no buts!" "Hey guys, maybe" "All right." "(crackling)" "Oh shit." "It's here." "It's gonna take my head off." "Let's go." "What about Mrs. Paley?" "." "Goddamn it." " Simon:" "I'm not gonna die here." " Julia:" "You can't leave her." " Simon:" "Why should I help her?" "." " Julia:" "She'll die." " Max:" "Forget about her." " I'm gonna regret this." "Max:" "Julia!" "(screaming)" " Simon:" "I'm trying to get this off." " Max:" "Come on." "Hurry." "Simon:" "Shit!" "Would someone give me a hand?" "." "Would somebody help me pick her up?" "." "Shit!" "Let go of me." "Shit!" "I'm not staying here." "I'm out of here." "Let go of me." " Simon:" "Jesus Christ." " Julia:" "Oh my God." "Oh God." "(muffled screams)" "Simon:" "Where do you think you're going?" "." "Max:" "Hurry up." "Get back here." "What the hell?" "." "6-0-6-5-9." "It could mean anything." "Kate:" "Right." "Maybe it's a coordinate of some kind but in four dimensions." "Some..." "I don't know." "Sasha:" "For all we know, it could be somebody's birthday, or a zip code, or just a serial number." "I wish I was just..." "smarter." "Why do you think you're in here?" "." "I don't know." "Maybe I was just in the wrong place at the wrong time." "Damn it." "There's got to be some sort of meaning to this." "6-0-6-5-9." "6-0-6-5-9." "Maybe they just like to watch us squirm." "Max:" "Alex Trusk is the only one with the resources and brains to create something like this." "Julia:" "Okay, Max." "Say you're right." "Say it is Alex Trusk who's responsible for all of this." "Does it help us get out?" "." "No, we're still stuck here, with no clue." "And if this is someone's game, it isn't a fair one." "Max, do you think" "We've got to keep moving." "Come on." "Max?" "." "(voice in slow motion)" "Max, what's wrong with you?" "." "(voice in fast forward)" "(voice in slow motion)" "Holy shit!" "Variable time-speed rooms." " Pretty wild." " I guess you could say that." "(voice in slow motion continues)" "(electronic hissing)" "(groaning, grunting)" "Holy jumping Jesus!" "Get your hands off me." " Hello, Jerry." " Who the hell are you?" "." " You don't recognize me?" "." " Where am I?" "." " How do you know my name?" "." " You don't know me?" "." "No." "Where the hell am I?" "." "You don't--?" "." "Wait, wait." "You don't remember me?" "." " No." " What about the senile old broad," " or the little blind kid?" "." " What?" "." "Or that thing that chopped you up like little pieces of deli fucking meat?" "." "I'm a friend-- I mean you no harm." "Let me go, and I'll be on my way." "No come on, you" "You mean me no harm?" "." "You're fucking hilarious, Jerry." "How long have you been in here?" "." "I don't know." "I just woke up." "You just woke up?" "." "Holy shit!" "Holy shit." "Maybe you were right before, huh?" "." "You or the-- whatever" "This place does crossover parallel alternate realities, huh?" "." "Have you been drinking?" "." "I really don't give a shit anymore." "We are talking about alternate realities." "Can I ask you a question?" "." "Do you mind?" "." "Yeah, okay, sure-- just don't hurt me, huh?" "." "Are you hungry?" "." "Are you... hungry?" "." "Yeah, I guess..." "my stomach's" "'Cause I am hungry." "I'm fucking starving." "(electronic hissing)" "(electronic turndown)" "(electronic hissing)" "Oh my God." "Kate, what is it?" "." "Kate?" "." "What do you see?" "." "(locking)" "Kate, what's going on?" "." "I don't know." "I mean" "I think in some other reality, things didn't turn out so well." "Again with the Alex Trusk?" "." "Why are you so afraid of this Alex Trusk?" "." "Because he's ruthless." "He's a hi-tech genius whose morals make Muammar Qaddafi" "look like Mother Teresa." "Why are you panicking?" "." "Because he's throwing anybody connected to this thing in here to fucking die!" "(echoes)" "Max, you're not connected." "Can you keep a secret?" "." "Sure." "I love secrets." "I designed a computer game called "Relativity,"" "where contestants linked to each over the Internet do battle in a 3-D environment, using different time signatures." "What are you saying?" "." "Are you saying that you designed all this?" "." "No." "Just these variable time speeds rooms." "Just the concept." "It was for a game." "Now here we are." "Wow." "This is really some game, Max." "Do you have other little secrets you want to tell me?" "." "People are dead, okay?" "." "I'm not responsible for this." "It was just a game." "I can't even sell the stupid thing." "It's all involved in a lawsuit." "What kind of lawsuit?" "." "I don't know, some" "Right, you're a lawyer." "A company called Cyber Thrill stole it from me." "Cyber Thrill?" "." "You've heard of them?" "." "Yeah." "Are you into computer games?" "." "Settle." "Excuse me?" "." "I strongly recommend that you settle." "You'll never win." " How do you know that?" "." " Because... you're not up against Cyber Thrill." "They're just a subsidiary." "Who owns them?" "." "Izon." "How do you know that?" "." "Because I... represent them." "(ticking)" "(distant woman's voice)" "(electronic hissing)" "I must be hearing things." "(distant voices)" "(distant voices continue)" "(electronic hissing)" "Jerry:" "Finally." "I was wondering if I was the only one in here." "Do you need a hand there?" "." "You are upside-down." "Do you have any idea what's going on here?" "." "Be careful." "Watch your step." " Crazy." " (locking)" "Simon:" "You are not the only person here, Jerry." "There's lots of people just like you." "Jerry:" "How do you know my name?" "." "Simon:" "We've met before, Jerry." "I get this mouth-watering feeling when I talk to you." " What do you mean?" "." " Come here, look at this." "Jerry:" "Hey, hey." "Agh!" " Agh, no!" " Take this!" "And this!" "(Jerry screaming)" "Why don't you just go?" "." "I'm blind, Kate." "I'm a burden." "You can move faster without me." "Sasha, please, I know how you're feeling." "No you don't." "You have no idea how I'm feeling." " I know this seems hopeless" " It is hopeless." "No, it's not." "I'm gonna figure this out." "(giggling)" ""Figure it out."" "Trust me, precious." "If I haven't figured it out, you sure as shit aren't going to." "What did you just say?" "." "I'm sorry, Kate." "I didn't mean to" "No, no." "Wait a second." "Back that up." "Why do you think that you should be able to figure this out?" "." "I wasn't kidnapped." "When I found out they were putting people in here," "I tried to blow the whistle on them." "So they came after me." "I escaped into the one place they wouldn't dare follow me-- in here." "Poetic justice, don't you think?" "." "Who are you?" "." "Max was right." "Jerry was wrong." "I exist." "Oh my God." "Sasha." "Of course." "Sasha is the nickname for Alexandra." "Together:" "Alex Trusk." "Pleased to make your acquaintance." "Damn it." "This is the worst nightmare I've ever had." "I just I wish I'd wake up." "You really think this is all a dream?" "." "(sighs)" "Definitely." "In the real world I'd never kiss you." "Oh, really?" "." "Yeah, you're not my type." "You're not my type, either." "(ticking)" "(electronic hissing)" "Aa-ah!" "Ya-aa!" "Becky Young." "Yeah." "Rebecca Young." "Yeah." "Who... are you?" "." "Who am I?" "." "I'm Simon Grady." "Your parents hired me to find you." " Really?" "." " Yeah." "Thank God." "Yeah." "I'm happy to see you too, Becky." "I really am." "I've been wandering these rooms for hours." "(stabbing)" "Ahhgh!" "(distant voices)" "You gotta love these parallel universes." "You built this thing?" "." "I gave them the key to build it-- better than they wanted." "I gave them a real hypercube." "How do we get out?" "." "Kate, this isn't a game." "There's no happy ending." "(sighs)" "This place is out of control." "It's not stable." "Does this number mean nothing?" "." "6-0-6-5-9." "It's got to mean something." "It's everywhere." "I'm sorry, Kate." "It's over." "No, it is not over." "Not yet." "(electronic hissing)" "I refuse to die here." "(electronic hissing)" "What the hell?" "." "(crackling)" "Oh my God." "We've got to move." "Come on." "We've got to get out of here." " Leave me." " No, you're coming with me." " (roaring)" " Oh my God." "We got to get out of here." "Just go up as fast as you can." "Faster, faster." "Keep going." "Okay." "Good girl." "What the hell?" "." "Oh my God." "Okay, we've got to get out of here." "This is insane." "It's Jerry's diagram." "It's all the numbers." "They're all just suddenly in here." "It's Jerry's markings-- that dead physicist's equations" "and that damn colonel's corpse, just hanging there as if we never even rescued him?" "." "Everything keeps appearing over and over again." "Sasha-- please, you have to have some idea what this means." "All the realities are starting to collapse into one space." "And what happens to us when they-- "it" collapses?" "." "The whole thing implodes." "It's only a matter of time." "I'm not gonna just stand here while it happens." "(electronic hissing)" "Kate:" "I'm not leaving him behind." " Oh my God." " Man:" "Kate!" " Kate:" "Let me go." " Get the hell up here!" "Kate:" "Oh my God." "Sasha:" "Kate." "We don't have much time." "(gasps)" "No." "I refuse to die here." "I wish I had your spirit." "Hello, gorgeous." "Miss me?" "." "Huh?" "." "Come on in." "The water's fine." "Agh!" "(Sasha screaming)" "Hello, Kate." "Let her go." "Who are you?" "." "Yeah, it's me-- good old Simon." "Do you remember this?" "." "Do you?" "." "I've waited a long time for pay back." "That was just..." "seconds ago." "Don't be so stupid, Kate." "Time works differently in this place." "Hey, just-- okay." "Just let her go." "She's just a kid." "She'll be a dead little kid, unless you come here to papa." "Okay." "Just let her go-- we can figure something out, okay?" "." "You take her place." "What do you want?" "." "I'm hungry." " Simon?" "." " Huh?" "." "Sasha:" "There's no point." "We're all dead anyway." "Oh, oh." "Okay." "No!" "Oh, come on Kate." "The fun's just beginning." "Oh my God." "What the hell?" "." " Yah!" " Agh!" "I'm really gonna miss you." "(panting)" "Jesus" "Of course, 6-0-6-5-9." "It's an expiration date." "He figured out when it's gonna implode." "Kate:" "Leave me." "Man:" "Hello, Kate." "Welcome back." "So, you figured it out." "Yes, sir." "No time to spare." "The device-- any luck?" "." "We'll take that to Darcy and see if anything recorded on it." "(gunshot)" "(phone ringing)" "Sir?" "." "Yes, sir." "Phase two is terminated." "I see." "Yes, sir." "Right away, sir."

"All I ever wanted was for Juli Baker to leave me alone." "It all began in the summer of 1957, before the start of second grade." " Here we are." " Ha, ha." " What do you guys think?" " I like this place." " It's cool." " Uh, what color is my room?" "Just you wait." " Let's see what's inside." " Hey, come on, buddy Bryce." "Why don't, uh, you and I go help unload the van.... ...and the womenfolk here can get in the kitchen and start setting up." "Okay, Dad." "For me, it was the beginning of what would be more than half a decade of strategic avoidance and social discomfort." " Hi, I'm Juli Baker." " Hey, hey, what are you doing?" "Don't you want some help?" "No." "There's some valuable things in there." " How about this one?" " No, no, no." "Run home." "Your mother's probably wondering where you are." "Oh, no, my mom knows where I am." "She said it's fine." "It didn't take long to realize this girl could not take a hint." " It's crowded in here with three people." " I don't mind." " Of any kind." " You wanna push this one together?" "Bryce, isn't it time for you to go help your mother?" "Huh?" "Oh, yeah." "I mean, nothing would stop her." "I was about to tell her to get lost when the weirdest thing happened." "I couldn't believe it." "There I was holding hands with this strange girl." " How did I get into this mess?" " Well, hello." " I see you've met my son." " Uh-huh." "Finally, I did the only manly thing available when you're 7 years old." "However, my troubles were far from over." "The minute I walked into Miss Yelson's classroom..." "Bryce?" "You're here." "...it was clear:" "School would not be a sanctuary." "Hey, Bryce, where's your girlfriend?" "I was branded for life." "Hey, Bryce, why don't you ask her to marry you?" "Bryce and Juli sitting in a tree" "K-l-S-S-l-N-G" "My first year in town was a disaster." "Look at them." "And the next three weren't much better." "But finally, in the sixth grade, I took action." "I hatched the plan." "Sherry." "Sherry, wait up." "Hi, Bryce." "Heh." "I asked out Sherry Stalls." "I was wondering if you wanted to go..." "To full appreciate the brilliance of this plan you have to understand that Juli hated Sherry Stalls though I never understood why." "Sherry was nice, friendly and she had a lot of hair." "At first, my mother wouldn't let me get my ears pierced, but I begged..." "The idea was that Sherry would eat with me maybe we'd walk around together, and hopefully Juli would lose interest." "But I still can't get the hoops till I'm 16." "Oh, that's a shame." "So Melanie wanted to get her ears pierced, but of course her mother said no." "So she threw a fit and smashed her Johnny Mathis Greatest Hits album and she got grounded, so now she can't come to my pajama sleepover party." "Things were unfolding quite nicely." "What are you doing for your science project?" "That is, until my supposed best friend, Garrett Einbinder took an interest in Sherry himself." "I was thinking of showing how split ends react with different hair conditioners." "That's fascinating." "Loyalty gave way to desire and Garrett, the turncoat told Sherry what I was up to." "Jerk." "She didn't take it well." "Word got back to Juli, and pretty soon she started up with the goo-goo eyes again." "Only this time it was worse." "She started sniffing me." "That's right, sniffing me." "What was that all about?" "My only consolation was that next year would be different." "Junior high, bigger school." "Maybe we'd be in different classes and it would finally, finally be over." "The first day I met Bryce Loski, I flipped." "It was those eyes, something in those dazzling eyes." "You wanna push this one together?" "His family had just moved into the neighborhood and I'd gone over to help them." "I'd been in the van all of two minutes when his dad sent him off to help his mom." "I could see he didn't wanna go." "So I chased after him to see if we could play a little before he got trapped inside." "The next thing I know, he's holding my hand and looking right into my eyes." "My heart stopped." "Was this it?" "Would this be my first kiss?" " But then his mother came out." " Well, hello." "And he was so embarrassed, his cheeks turned completely red." "I went to bed that night thinking of the kiss that might have been." "I mean, it was clear he had feelings for me, but he was just too shy to show them." "My mother said boys were like that." " So I decided to help him out." " Bryce?" "You're here." "I would give him plenty of opportunity to get over his shyness." "By the sixth grade, I'd learned to control myself." "Then Sherry Stalls entered the picture." "Sherry Stalls was nothing but a whiny, gossipy, backstabbing flirt." "All hair and no substance." "And there she was holding hands with Bryce." "My Bryce." "The one who was walking around with my first kiss." "My solution was to ignore her." "I knew a boy of Bryce's caliber would eventually see through a shallow conniver like Sherry Stalls." "It took all of a week." "They broke up at recess." "She didn't take it well." "Now that Bryce was out of Sherry's evil clutches, he started being nicer to me." " Hi, Juli." " Hi, Bryce." "He was so shy and so cute and his hair, it smelled like watermelon." "I couldn't get enough of it." "I spent the whole year secretly sniffing watermelon and wondering if I was ever going to get my kiss." "Seventh grade brought changes, all right." "But the biggest one didn't happen at school." "It happened at home." "My grandfather came to live with us." "Mom said he stared like that because he missed Grandma." "That was not something Grandpa would ever talk about with me." "As a matter of fact, he never talked about much of anything with me." "That is, until Juli appeared in the local newspaper." " Oh, Bryce." "May I speak with you?" " What?" "Have a seat, son." "Tell me about your friend Juli Baker." "Juli." "She's not exactly my friend." "Oh." "Why's that?" "Why do you wanna know?" "Now, Juli Baker did not wind up in The Mayfield Times for being an eighth-grade Einstein." "No, she got front-page coverage because she refused to climb out of a sycamore tree." "Juli Baker and that stupid sycamore tree." "She always thought it was God's gift to our little corner of the universe." "Hey, Bryce." "Wanna come climb the tree with me and my brothers?" "No, thanks." "Bryce." "Come up here." "It's fun." "I can't." "My dad needs me to help him fix a thing." "That's all I needed." "Climb up a tree with Juli Baker." "I'd be dragged right back into the second grade." "Bryce and Juli sitting in a tree." "Why don't you just make me eat lima beans for the rest of my life." "It's three blocks away." "Two blocks." "One block away." " Like that's valuable information." " I hate it when she does that." "I like to think there's at least a chance the bus won't show." "I think the tree looks particularly beautiful in this light." "Don't you?" "If by "beautiful" you mean "unbelievably ugly," then, yes, I would agree." "You're just visually challenged." "I feel sorry for you." ""Visually challenged"?" ""Visually challenged"?" "This from the girl who lived in a house that was the joke of the neighborhood?" "They had bushes growing over windows and weeds all over the place." "It bugged my dad bigtime." "Oh, there he is." "The bricklayer who thinks he's a painter." "That truck's not ugly enough in real life?" "He's gotta make a painting of it?" "No, he does landscapes." "Sells them at the county fair." "People say they're beautiful." "Landscapes?" "Let me tell you something." "The world would have more beauty in it if he'd do a little landscaping on that piece of crap he calls a yard." "I feel bad for his wife." "She married a dreamer." "Because of that, one of the two of them will always be unhappy." "Yeah, fine." "But why do we have to be unhappy?" "As annoying as the yard was to my dad it was nothing compared to how annoying Juli Baker was in that tree." "Three blocks away." "Every morning we had to listen to the sound of her blow-by-blow traffic report." "Two blocks." "There you go." "Why do they call it The Three Stooges?" " I mean, there's five of them." " What?" "Well, yeah, there's Moe, Larry, Curly, Shemp and Curly Joe." " Yeah, but they only have three at a time." " Yeah." "You know, I hate Curly Joe." "I mean, he shouldn't even be a Stooge." "Listen, girl, I'm this close to calling the police." "You are trespassing and obstructing progress on a contracted job." " What's going on?" " Either you come down or we're gonna cut you down." " You guys, come up here with me." "They won't cut it down if we're all up here." " Bus, bus, bus." " Juli was frantic." "They wanted to cut down her tree." "I couldn't understand why that mutant tangle of gnarly branches meant so much to her." " Bryce, please." " I felt bad for her." " Leave her." "But I wasn't about to cut school over it." "Come on, bro." "Why isn't she your friend, Bryce?" "You'd have to know Juli." "Well, I'd like to." "Why?" "That girl has an iron backbone." "Why don't you invite her over sometime?" "An iron backbone?" "She's just stubborn and she's pushy beyond belief." "Is that so?" "And she's been stalking me since the second grade." "Well, a girl like that doesn't live next door to everyone." "Lucky them." "Read this." "Without prejudice." "Like I needed to know anything more about Juli Baker." "Juli wasn't at the bus stop the next morning." "Or the morning after that." "She was at school, but you'd never know it." " Little Joe?" "He's got so much makeup on..." " He doesn't age." "I told myself I should be glad about it." "I mean, isn't that what I'd always wanted?" "But still, I felt bad for her." "I was gonna tell her I was sorry, but then I thought, hey, no that's the last thing I needed:" "Juli Baker thinking I missed her." "I see why you like to come out here." "Would you mind explaining it to your mother?" "I loved to watch my father paint." "Or really, I loved to hear him talk while he painted." "I learned a lot about my dad that way." "He told me all sorts of things like how he got his first job delivering hay and how he'd wished he'd finished college." "Then one day he surprised me." "What's going on with you and, uh, Bryce Loski?" "What do you mean?" "Nothing." "Oh, okay." "My mistake." "Why would you even think that?" "No reason." "Just that you talk about him all the time." "I do?" "Mm-hm." "I don't know." "I guess it's something about his eyes." "Or maybe his smile." "But what about him?" " What?" " You have to look at the whole landscape." "What does that mean?" "A painting is more than the sum of its parts." "A cow by itself is just a cow." "A meadow by itself is just grass, flowers." "And the sun peeking through the trees is just a beam of light." "But you put them all together and it can be magic." "I didn't really understand what he was saying until one afternoon when I was up in the sycamore tree." "I was rescuing a kite." "It was a long way up, higher than I'd ever been." "And the higher I got, the more amazed I was by the view." "I began to notice how wonderful the breeze smelled." "Like sunshine and wild grass." "I couldn't stop breathing it in filling my lungs with the sweetest smell I'd ever known." "Hey, you found my kite." "Bryce, you should come up here." "It's so beautiful." "I can't." "I sprained my, um..." "I have a rash." "From that moment on, that became my spot." "I could sit there for hours, just looking out at the world." "Some days the sunsets would be purple and pink." "And some days they were a blazing orange setting fire to the clouds on the horizon." "It was during one of those sunsets that my father's idea of the whole being greater than the sum of its parts moved from my head to my heart." "Some days I would get there extra early to watch the sunrise." "One morning I was making mental notes of how the streaks of light were cutting through the clouds so I could tell my dad when I heard a noise below." "Excuse me." "Excuse me." "I'm sorry, but you can't park there." "That's a bus stop." "Hey, what are you doing up there?" "You can't be up there, we're gonna take this thing down." " The tree?" " Yeah." "Now come on down." " But who told you, you could cut it down?" " The owner." "Why?" "He's gonna build a house, and this tree's in the way." " So come on, girl, we got work to do." " You can't cut it down." "You just can't." "Listen, girl." "I'm this close to calling the police." "You are trespassing and obstructing progress on a contracted job." "Now either you come down, or we're gonna cut you down." "Go ahead." "Cut me down." "I'm not coming down." "I'm never coming down." "Bryce." "You guys, come up here with me." "They won't cut it down if we're all up here." "Bryce, please don't let them do this." "Come on, you guys." "Bryce, please." "You don't have to come up this high." "Just a little ways." "Bryce, please." "Please." "What happened after that was a blur." "It seemed like the whole town was there." "But still I wouldn't move." "Then my father showed up." "He talked a fireman into letting him come up to where I was." "Sweetie, it's time to come down." "Daddy, please don't let them do this." " Sweetie..." " Daddy, look." "You can see everything." "You can see the whole world from here." "No view is worth my daughter's safety." "Now, come on." "I can't." "Julianna, it's time to come down now." "Please, Daddy." "It's time." "And that was it." "I must've cried for two weeks straight." "Oh, sure, I went to school and did the best I could but nothing seemed to matter." " Juli?" " Huh?" "Do you know the answer?" "Uh, the Peloponnesian War?" "I'm sure that's the answer to something but I was looking for the area of a rhomboid." "Somehow, rhomboids and isosceles right triangles didn't seem so important." "I rode my bike so I wouldn't have to pass by the stump that used to be the earth's most magnificent sycamore tree." "But no matter what I did, I couldn't stop thinking about it." "Are you okay?" "It was just a tree." "No, it wasn't just a tree." "I never want you to forget how you felt when you were up there." "Thanks, Dad." "It was the first thing I saw every morning and the last thing I saw before I went to sleep." "And once I could look at it without crying I saw more than the tree and what being up there meant to me." "I saw the day that my view of things around me started changing." "And I wondered, did I still feel the same things about Bryce?" "I've never been a huge fan of eggs." "I mean, I could always just take them or leave them." "That is, until one day in Skyler Brown's garage when my feelings about eggs were solidified." "Hey, hey, hey." "Guys." "Edna's found her breakfast." "I mean, if a slimy reptile found them appetizing there was certainly no place for them in my diet." "Oh, man, that's so cool." "She doesn't even have to chew." "I mean, think of all the time you'd save." "I could've gone my whole life not knowing that snakes eat eggs raw if it hadn't been for Lynetta." "She had a major-league thing for Skyler Brown." "I think it's gross." "He and Juli's brothers, Matt and Mark, had formed a band." "And Lynetta would watch them practice." "That is so neat." "How about that, huh, Bryce?" "Yeah." "Neat." "So, Brycie, how do you think he's gonna digest that?" " Stomach acid?" " You'd like to think that." "Wait, everybody quiet." "Here he goes." "Eggs over easy." "Gross." "Gross, gross, gross." "Wait, wait." "You haven't seen the best part." "Ugh!" "Gross." "I tried to be casual about it, but it didn't take." "I started having bad dreams." "I'd be trapped inside a huge egg and this monster would open his jaws and start to devour me." "I'd wake up just in time." "Then the real nightmare began." "Hi, Bryce." "I brought these over for you and your family." " My chickens are laying eggs." " What?" "You remember Abby and Bonnie and Clyde and Dexter and Eunice and Florence?" " The ones I hatched for the science fair." " How could I forget?" "It was classic Juli Baker." "She totally dominated the fair." "And get this, her project was all about watching boring eggs hatch." "I mean, here I had a live-action erupting volcano and all anyone cared about was Juli's boring chicks breaking out of their boring shells." "Oh, I think the last one's hatching." " It's hatching." " Oh, it's hatching." "Kids, come over here." "But hey, she won." "I lost." "I've never been one to dwell." "Here it comes." "But that didn't mean I had to eat her lousy eggs." "I think it was very sweet of Juli to bring us those eggs." "I don't care." "I'm still having cereal tomorrow." "Yeah, how do we know there's no chicks in one of those eggs?" "I used to eat farm-fresh eggs when I was a kid." "They were delicious." "Yeah, well, that's all well and good but what if we crack one open and a dead chick falls out?" "Do they have a rooster?" "If they don't have a rooster the eggs can't be fertile." "And if they had a rooster, we'd know." "The whole neighborhood would know." "Maybe they got it de-yodeled." ""De-yodeled"?" "You know." "De-cock-a-doodle-doo'd." "What the hell are you talking about?" "Like they de-bark dogs." "Bryce, why don't you just ask Juli?" "What?" " You afraid to talk to her?" " I'm not afraid to talk to her." "I know you are, but what am I?" " Okay." "Just talk to her and find out." " Bryce." "How do you tell if one's a rooster?" " Well, a rooster's bigger." "Longer feathers." " Mm-hm." "They've got that red stuff growing out of their head." " And around their neck too." " That shouldn't be too hard to spot." "Although, come to think of it, chickens have the rubbery red stuff too." "Just not as much." "Garrett's expertise in roosters was the cornerstone of our plan to avoid contact with Juli Baker." "The balance of which involved spying over her back fence." " Come on, come on." " Shh." "Shh." "Over here." "I can't see the stupid chickens." "We gotta get them out of the coop." "Is that a rooster?" "No, it looks like a chicken." "How can you tell?" "It just does." "See what I mean?" "Expertise." " Shh, shh!" " What?" "Juli." "Here, guys." "Go on, there you go." " Here, guys." "Go on." " Yeah, they're all chickens." " There's no rooster?" " What did I just say?" "How can you tell?" " Well, none of them are strutting." " Here, come on." " Roosters strut?" " Come on, guys." " What did I just say?" " Here." "Plus, hardly any of them have any rubbery red stuff." " What are you doing?" " Yeah." "They're definitely all chickens." "They're all chickens." "I'm proud of you, Bryce." " You overcame your fear." " Huh?" " You talked to her." " Oh, heh." "Yeah." "It's no big deal." "That's what she told you?" "They're all chickens?" "Yeah." "She's a genius." "You're both genius..." "Of course they're all chickens." "A rooster's a chicken." "The question is:" "Is one of them a rooster or are they all hens?" "Hens?" "Who said anything about hens?" "Then it hit me." "Garrett didn't know jack shit about chickens." " Do roosters strut?" " Yes, they do." "What does that have to do with anything?" "They're all hens." "Well, the main thing is the eggs are okay." "It's all settled." "Not for me." "There was no way I was ever gonna eat anything that had anything to do with Juli Baker." "I'm not eating them." "Well, why not?" "Have you seen their yard?" "It's..." "There's not even any grass." "It's all mud and chicken turds." "Ew." "Gross." "Salmonella." "Do you suppose they could have salmonella?" " It's not very likely." " Why take the risk?" "What do we do with the eggs?" "Give them back." " Give them back?" "To Juli?" " Sure." "You talked to her before, right?" "It didn't kill you." "Well, what do I say?" "Tell her we don't eat eggs." "Uh, we're allergic to them or something." "Come on, use your brains." "It didn't feel right to lie." "Besides, even a seventh grader would know that entire families aren't allergic to eggs." "But I didn't wanna hurt her feelings either." "So that left me with only one option." "And thus another near-death experience in my ongoing saga with Juli Baker had been successfully avoided." "Until one week later." "Hi, Bryce." "Brought you some more eggs." "Wow." " Thanks." " Did your family like the first batch?" "Do you even have to ask?" "Great." "See you at school." "What I hoped would be a one-time event was just the beginning of a life consumed with lies, intrigue and deception." "Every morning I'd be on the lookout for Juli so if she happened to come, I could whip the door open before she knocked." "Thanks." "Then I'd dump the eggs before anyone noticed." "And why?" "Why couldn't I just face her?" "Why couldn't I just say:" ""No, thanks." "Don't want them." "Don't need them." "Give them to the snake"?" "Was I really afraid of hurting her feelings or was I just afraid of her?" "Now, you wanna make sure you get it..." "When Mrs. Brubeck first suggested hatching eggs as my science project I was less than excited." "That is, until I saw my first sign of life." "Is that it?" "Wow." " It looks like a bean." " It does." "Let's try the other ones." "Suddenly it felt real." "All the eggs were alive." "There were, like, little bean babies inside every one." "On the day of the fair, all six chicks hatched." "What are the odds?" "This year's top prize goes to Juli Baker for her wonderful project:" ""A Chicken is Born."" "I won first place." "And that was cool, but all I really cared about were my chicks." "There you go." "There you go, guys." "My mom wasn't crazy about us raising chickens." "But I begged and pleaded." "I told her I would take care of everything." "And I did." "Where's Clyde?" "Clyde?" "Hey, Clyde." "What's the matter?" "Are you okay?" "Aren't you hungry?" "Come on." "Come here." "What's wrong, baby?" "Come here." "Hey, you're not Clyde." "You're Clydette." "Mom!" "As it turned out, my hens laid more eggs than we could eat." "At first we tried to keep up but after a month of boiling, frying and deviling like that movie The Blob, we were being overtaken by eggs." "Then opportunity in the form of our neighbor, Mrs. Steuby, knocked." "Hello, dear." "If you ever have any extra, I'd be happy to buy them from you." " Really?" " Certainly." "And I happen to know that Mrs. Helms would be interested as well." " Great." " Nothing like fresh eggs." " Thanks, Mrs. Steuby." " You bet, dear." "Bye." "Between Mrs. Steuby and Mrs. Helms, my egg overflow problem was solved." "Then I realized that Mrs. Loski deserved eggs too." "But I didn't think it would be right to charge her." "She had been such a good neighbor, lending us supplies when we ran out giving my mother a ride when our car wouldn't start it was the least I could do." "Besides, if I happened to run into Bryce, that wouldn't be the end of the world." "Hi, Bryce." "By the third time I brought eggs over to the Loskis I realized Bryce was waiting for me." "Waiting to pull open the door and say, "Thanks, Juli." "See you at school."" "And in return, I got a few moments alone with the world's most dazzling eyes." "Thanks, Juli." "See you at school." "It was a bargain." "Until the day it wasn't." "It was two weeks after the sycamore tree was cut down and I was just starting to feel normal again." "Hey, Juli." "Right on schedule." "Yeah, well, neither rain nor sleet." " Huh?" " You know, the mailman thing?" "Oh." "Right." "So, um, will you start riding the bus again?" "I don't know." "I haven't been up there since..." "It doesn't look so bad anymore." "It's all cleared away." "Well, um, I better get ready for school." "Guess I'll see you there." "See you." "Maybe Bryce was right." "Maybe it was time I started riding the bus again." "After all, didn't he just tell me he wanted me to?" "Could it be that Bryce Loski actually misses me?" "Juli?" "What are you still doing here?" "I was just thinking." "It's pickup day." "The cans are in front." "I know." "You need some help?" "No." "Maybe I'll do it later." "Are those my eggs?" "Yeah." "Yeah, I dropped them." "They're not broken." "Why are you throwing them away?" "Don't you want them?" "It wasn't me." "My dad didn't think it was worth the risk." "Risk?" "What risk?" "Salmonella." "What?" "He's afraid of being poisoned?" "Well, Juli, I mean, look at your back yard." "It's a complete mess." "It's, like, covered in turds." "That's not true." "I clean up after my girls every day." "We just didn't wanna hurt your feelings." "Have you always thrown them away?" "You know, Mrs. Steuby and Mrs. Helms pay me for my eggs." " They do?" " They pay me 60 cents a dozen." "I didn't know." "How could you?" "I'm sorry." "No, you're not." "It didn't take me long to realize that I'd traded in my old problems with Juli Baker for a whole set of new ones." "It was actually worse having her mad at me than having her annoy me." "The way she ignored me was a constant reminder that I'd been a jerk." "Then one day I was coming home from playing basketball with Garrett and things got weird." "Don't be so timid." "Come on, you won't hurt them." " Like this?" " Yeah, that's it." "My grandfather." "All I ever saw him wear was slippers." "Now, where did he get those work boots?" "I couldn't stop looking over there." "And the more I looked, the madder I got." "My grandfather had already said more to Juli in one hour than he'd said to me in the whole time he'd been living with us." "I was pretty sure I'd never seen him laugh." "And what was his deal with Juli Baker?" "Hi, Grandpa." "Juli told me about the eggs." "You know, Bryce one's character is set at an early age." "I'd hate to see you swim out so far you can't swim back." "Sir?" "It's about honesty, son." "Sometimes a little discomfort in the beginning can save a whole lot of pain down the road." "When it came to holding a grudge, Juli Baker was truly impressive." "All week I tried to approach her at school." "She'd always find some way to duck me." "And whenever she was in her yard, Grandpa was always there with her." "Finally, one Saturday I saw my opening." "My grandfather had gone into town to buy some Bengay." "I guess the yard work was starting to get to him." "It's looking real good." "Thanks." "Chet did most of it." "I'm sorry for what I did." "I just don't get it, Bryce." "Why didn't you just tell me?" "I don't know." "It was dumb." "And I shouldn't have said anything about your yard, either." "It wasn't right." "Maybe it's all for the best." "I mean, look, I learned so much from Chet, it's amazing." "You're lucky." "I don't even have grandparents anymore." "Oh." "I feel sorry for him." "He misses your grandma." "Can you believe it?" "He says I remind him of her." " What?" " I know." "That's what I said." "But he meant it in a nice way." "Something about her spirit." "Yeah." "Well..." "Good luck with the grass." "I'm sure it'll come up great." "Thanks." "I guess I'll see you around." "I guess so." "While Juli's acceptance of my apology was not all that I'd hoped for at least the eggs thing was finally behind me." "The first time in months I could truly enjoy Bonanza." "Where you going and why you dressed like that?" "Skyler's." "Matt and Mark are bringing over recording stuff and they're gonna make a demo." "Demo?" "Like they know how to make a demo." " You don't even know them." " I don't have to." "I know the type." " You don't know anything." " Don't talk to me like that." " I'm late." " Be back by 11." "Yep." "Everything was back to normal." "Is that girl working you too hard?" "That girl's name is Juli." "And, no, she isn't working me too hard." "You've developed quite a soft spot for her, huh?" "Steven." "No, Patsy." "Just wanna find out why your father has the energy to befriend a complete stranger when he won't throw a baseball around with his own grandson." " It's okay, Dad." " No, it's not okay." "Juli reminds him of Grandma." "Of Renee?" "Heh." "That's ridiculous." "You know why the Bakers haven't fixed their yard?" "Yeah, because he's too busy with his paint-by-numbers kit." "If you had a brother with a severe handicap, what would you do?" "What the hell does that have to do with anything?" "Juli's father has a retarded brother." "So what?" "He's not the gardener, is he?" "Heh." "Ha-ha-ha." "It was a joke." "You know, other people have family troubles and they manage to mow their own lawns." "I don't know where their pride in ownership is." "They don't own that house." "The landlord's supposed to maintain it." "Mr. Baker puts every extra penny he has into caring for his brother." "Don't they have government facilities for that sort of thing?" "Maybe they thought that a private facility would be better for him." "Either way, it's not our fault that their family has some chromosomal abnormality." "It has nothing to do with chromosomes." "When Juli's uncle was born, he had the umbilical cord wrapped around his neck." "If he'd had enough oxygen, he would've been a perfect little baby, just like your son." "Goddamn it, Chet." " Patsy?" "Patsy?" " Leave me alone!" "Sorry about that." "Why is Mom so upset?" "Because but for the grace of God your mother could be standing in Mr. Baker's shoes." "Did her brother have the cord wrapped around his neck too?" "You did." "Luckily, the doctor who delivered you was on the ball and got it untangled but it easily could've gone the other way." " Wanna go for a walk?" " Huh?" "I find it helps clear the mind." "What would they have done with me?" "You can't dwell on something that might've been, Bryce." "The way my dad was talking, sounds like he would've thrown me in a nuthouse." "No, no." "Now, that's not fair." "You can't condemn him for something he hasn't done." "This is where that tree was, wasn't it?" "Yeah." "Must've been a spectacular view." "She's quite a girl." "Some of us get dipped in flat some in satin some in gloss." "But every once in a while you find someone who's iridescent." "And when you do nothing will ever compare." "Flat, glossy, iridescent?" "What the hell did that mean?" "Juli Baker had always just seemed plain to me." "Until now." "And the way she talked about what it felt like to be up in that tree to be held above the earth, brushed by the wind." "Who in junior high talks like that?" "This weird feeling started taking over in the pit of my stomach and I didn't like it." "I was slipping, man." "And it was time to get a grip." "I'd never been embarrassed by where we lived before." "I also never really thought about money." "I knew we weren't rich, but I didn't feel like we were missing anything." "That is, until Bryce Loski called our home a complete mess." " What's your name?" " What's your name?" "Is it Mary or Sue?" "What's your name?" "Do I stand a chance with you?" "It's so hard to find a personality" "With charms like yours for me" "Ooh-ee, ooh-ee, ooh-ee" "I had to do something and I knew what it was." "What's your name?" " Oh, you're sounding really good." " Yeah." "We'll record it in Skyler's garage." "That's a wonderful project." "Speaking of projects, I was thinking it might be cool to fix up the yard." " What?" " I mean, how much can grass seed cost?" "I could plant a lawn, maybe some flowers." "I could even put up a fence." "Honey, that's a major undertaking." " I could pay for it with my egg money." " No." "That's your money." "The landlord should be the one taking care of all this." "But he doesn't." "And we live here." "And it looks so bad." "Jules." "What's going on?" "Nothing, Dad." "It's okay, sweetheart." "You can tell us." "The Loskis have been throwing away my eggs because they're afraid of salmonella." "Because our yard is such a mess." "Did Patsy say that?" "No." "Bryce did." "But it must have been a family discussion." "A boy doesn't come up with that on his own." " Who cares what they think?" " Yeah, who cares?" "Trina." "Let's not get into this." "No, I'm tired of living like this, Richard." "I'm tired of having to take temp jobs just to make ends meet." "I'm tired of having to push a chair up against the washing machine just to keep the door shut." "I'm tired of having to borrow Mrs. Steuby's vacuum cleaner every time ours breaks down." "Do you think this is the life I pictured for us?" "Sometimes you have to sacrifice to do the right thing." "We always end up agreeing that Devonhurst is the right thing for Daniel." "Well, maybe we should start thinking about what's right for us." "Our daughter is suffering because we won't fix up our own yard." "It's not our yard." "How can you say that, Richard?" "How?" "We've lived here for 12 years and for 12 years we've been saying it's temporary, but it's not." "This is our home." "Is it wrong to wanna live somewhere you can be proud of?" "To have enough to send your kids to college?" "Maybe it's time we considered government care." "We are not moving my brother." "He's more important than your own children?" " Dad!" " How dare you!" "Stop it, Dad!" "Please, just stop." "I'm sorry." "Julianna, this is not your fault." "We'll work this out, I promise." "That was the first time I ever heard my parents really yell at each other." "I'm sorry about tonight." "That night they each came into my room." "My father talked about his brother and how much he loved him and how he promised his parents he'd always take care of him." "My mother talked about how much she loved my father for his strength and kind heart." "When she kissed me good night she whispered that of all her many blessings, I was her best." "I felt sorry for my father." "I felt sorry for my mother." "But most of all, I felt lucky for me that they were mine." "I wanted to think the reason I started working on my yard had nothing to do with Bryce." "It was about making our house better." "After what he did with the eggs, why should I care what he thought?" "But I did." "Are you pruning that or trying to hack it to death?" "Hi." "I'm Chet Duncan, Bryce's grandfather." "Sorry it's taken me so long to come over and introduce myself." "Nice to meet you." "So are you trimming all these to the same height?" "Well, yeah, that's what I was thinking, but I don't know." "Do you think it would look better to take them out?" "Oh, these are Hicksii shrubs." "These will prune up nicely." "Listen, Mr. Duncan." "Call me Chet." "Chet." "If you're here because of what Bryce said I don't need your help." "Read about you in the paper." "Renee would've sat up in that tree with you." "She would've sat up there all night." "Renee?" "My wife." "You remind me a lot of her." "We worked on the yard for weeks." "And the whole time we worked, we talked." " Right there?" " Perfect, yeah." "He wanted to know more about the sycamore tree." "He knew exactly what it meant about the whole being greater than the sum of its parts." "He said it was the same with people but sometimes with people, the whole could be less." "I thought that was pretty interesting." "I started looking at people I'd known since elementary school trying to figure out if they were more or less than the sum of their parts." "Chet was right." "A lot of them were less." "Of all my classmates, the one person I couldn't seem to place was Bryce." "Until recently, I would've said with absolute certainty that he was greater, far greater, than the sum of his parts." "But now I wasn't so sure." "It's looking good, Juli." "Nice job." "Thanks." "Chet did most of it." "I'm sorry for what I did." "I just don't get it, Bryce." "Why didn't you just tell me?" "Was he really sorry?" "Or was he just saying these things to make himself feel better?" "Then I thought maybe I just wanted him to be more than the sum of his parts." "But as I looked into his eyes those dazzling eyes for the first time I was pretty sure that Bryce Loski was less." "We're going to invite the Bakers over for dinner." " What?" " I don't know, Mom." "I think that's a marvelous idea." "Patsy, what purpose does this serve?" "Trina Baker is a very nice person." " And Matt and Mark are really cool." " I hate cool." "Something we should've done years ago." "Yeah, but we didn't." "And now we can't." "The statute of limitations has run out." "We're having the Bakers over for dinner." "If this is about what I said last night, I'm sorry, okay?" "But, you know, having them over for dinner is not gonna fix his brother." "It's going to be a sit-down dinner." "And I expect everyone to dress accordingly." "Oh, God." "Can't we just have a barbecue?" "It's going to be a sit-down dinner." "Just shoot me now." "Careful what you wish for." "So that was it." "A dress-up, sit-down dinner with Juli Baker was in my immediate future." "And that made seeing Juli at school more uncomfortable." "I found myself staring at her in class." "And the way her hair fell back over her shoulders she looked just like the picture in the newspaper." "Dana Tressler caught me watching." "If I didn't do something fast, this could spread like wildfire." "There was a bee in her hair." "See, there it goes." "There's no bee." "It flew out the window." "I convinced myself I'd dodged a bullet." "I had to put Juli out of my mind." "Keep the focus on the important stuff like schoolwork." "My weakness was unnerving." "I need your sharpener." " You ever heard of knocking?" " Hey, what you got there?" "Dad's Playboy?" "None of your business." " Give my best to Miss October." " Get out." " Or should I say your best?" "Ha, ha." " You're disgusting." "Another disaster avoided." "My life had become a minefield." " Hey, man." " Hey." " Hey, man." " Hey." "What's this?" "Whoa." "It's not what you think." "Okay, it is what you think, but I can explain." "Okay, I can't explain." "Can we just talk about it later?" "Whatever you say." "I had to talk to someone." "Why not Garrett?" "Maybe he could help me get back on track." "Garrett was surprisingly sensitive in matters of the heart." "Are you freaking mental?" "Juli Baker." "You hate her." "That's what's weird." "I don't think I do." "I can't stop thinking about her." " You got it bad, man." " Well, what do I do?" "Well, you gotta nip this in the bud." "These aren't real emotions." " They're not?" " You feel guilty because of the egg thing." "Yeah, and I insulted her yard." "Exactly." "Of course, the place is a dump anyways." "Her dad's got a retarded brother and all their money goes to helping him." "A retard?" "Well, shoot, that ought to tell you something." " About what?" " About Juli." "What are you saying?" "The apple doesn't fall far from the tree." "I couldn't believe it." "I wanted to yell at him." "Tell him that he didn't know Juli like I did." "But all that came out was:" "Heh, oh." " Right." " Yeah." "Right." "Um, I'll talk to you later." "I was supposed to go to Garrett's after school but I couldn't be around him." "He'd crossed the line." "And standing right next to him across that line was my father." "I didn't care what they thought." "I liked Juli Baker." "Sunday mornings are peaceful in our house." "My dad lets himself sleep in." "My mother lets herself not fix breakfast." "If my brothers have been out late playing with their band you won't even know they're around till noon." "But this Sunday, I woke up feeling weird." "I had to do something to shake off the confused feelings about Bryce that were starting to creep back in." "You really did it, didn't you?" "Heh." " Proud of you." " Thanks, Dad." " Where you going?" " To see Daniel." "It's his birthday." "I wanna come with you." "Oh, honey, just enjoy the morning, stay with your mom." "No, Dad." "I wanna come." "Sweetheart, listen." "Sometimes, with Daniel..." "I'm coming, Dad." "Okay." "We'd better leave a note for your mother." "In all the years, I'd never visited my Uncle Daniel." "I don't know why." "It was always something my dad did alone." "We didn't say much to each other on the drive to Devonhurst, but I didn't care." "I just liked being with my dad." "Somehow the silence seemed to connect us in a way that words never could." "The residents tend to the grounds as part of their therapy." "It takes some getting used to." "They're good people, though." "Daniel?" "Daniel." "Richard!" "You're here!" "Richard for my birthday." "Who?" "Richard, who?" "Who?" "Who?" "Who?" "Richard, who?" "Who?" "Daniel, Daniel, it's Julianna." "It's my daughter." "Your niece." "Julianna." " Ha, Julianna." " Happy birthday, Uncle Daniel." "Ha-ha-ha." "Richard." "It's my birthday." "I have your pictures, Julianna." "I have your pictures." "We have a present for you." "A puzzle?" "A puzzle, Richard?" "Not just a puzzle." "A puzzle and a pinwheel." "A pinwheel!" "Thank you, Richard." "Yes." "Orange." "Outside?" "Outside, Richard?" "You wanna go outside?" "All right, we'll go to, uh, McEIliot's." " We'll walk out there for an ice cream." " Ice cream!" "Oh, no." "No, no, we can't." "Daniel doesn't like ice cream." "Aw." " I do like ice cream, Richard." " I'm only kidding." " I know you like ice cream." " Ahh!" "You love ice cream." "All right, come on." " Here you go." "Got it?" " Ah!" "Here you go." "It's my birthday." "Lollipop." "It's my birthday." "You like it?" "Oh!" " All right, Daniel." "Okay, wait, wait." " Ice cream." "Ice cream." " My ice cream." "My ice cream." "Ugh!" " It's okay." "Daniel." "Daniel!" "Daniel!" "Leave it, I'll get y..." "Ice cream on the floor." "Ice cream on the floor." "Would you go get him another cone?" " Yeah." " I need ice cream, Richard!" "It's my birthday, Richard." "It's my birthday!" "Ice cream, Richard!" "Ice cream, Richard!" "Stop!" "Stop it!" " I need it!" " Stop it!" "Stop it!" " Here we go." " Ice cream!" "Aah!" " Richard!" " Okay, okay." "I've got some ice cream." "Birthday ice cream." "That's good, Richard." "I'm so sorry." "He hasn't done anything like that..." "I'd often heard my father talk about how difficult life was for Daniel." "But I never really understood it until now." " Yeah, there you go." " Heh." "Orange." "On the walk back, Daniel acted like nothing had happened." "Other way." "Other way." "On the ride home, my dad told me that Uncle Daniel used to live with him and Mom before we were born." "But after a while, it became too difficult." "When we got home, everything looked the same." "But it wasn't." "Before today, Daniel had always been just a name to me." "Now he was part of the family." " Hey." " Hey." "How'd it go?" "I'm glad I went." "I'm glad you went too." "Trina, it's Sunday." "What are you doing mopping the floor?" "Patty Loski invited us over for dinner Friday night." "Shouldn't she be mopping her floor?" "Or did she ask to borrow ours?" "Nervous energy." " Did she invite all of us?" " Yes, she did." "Even our friend Sal Monella?" "Richard." "Why, after all these years?" "Well, she said she felt really bad that they hadn't invited us before and apparently they want to get to know us better." "And you wanna go?" "Well, she insisted." "And I think it would be really nice." "All right." "We'll go." "I wasn't too thrilled about dinner with the Loskis but I could see it meant a lot to my mother." "At school the next day, I couldn't seem to concentrate." "My thoughts kept running back to Daniel." "I wondered what my grandparents had gone through having a son like him when reality interrupted." " Bryce Loski likes you." " What?" "He's got a big crush on you." "What are you talking about?" "Bryce Loski does not have a crush on me." "Oh, yeah?" "In science, I caught him staring at you." "He said it was because there was a bee in your hair." "Is that the lamest cover-up or what?" "Maybe there was a bee." "The only bee you're attracting is B-R-Y-C-E." "I'm telling you, that boy is lost in love land." " Come on." " Where?" "I saw him sneaking off with Garrett." "Come on." "Are you freaking mental?" "Juli Baker." "You hate her." "That's what's so weird." "I don't think I do." "I can't stop thinking about her." " You got it bad, man." " What do I do?" "You gotta nip this in the bud." "They're not?" "You feel guilty because of the egg thing." "Yeah, and I insulted her yard." "Exactly." "The place is a dump anyways." "Her dad's got a retarded brother and all their money goes to helping him." "A retard?" "Well, that ought to tell you something." " About what?" " About Juli." "What are you saying?" "The apple doesn't fall far from the tree, my friend." " Oh, heh." "Yeah." "Right." " Yeah." "I'll talk to you later." "Okay." "I'm sorry." "I thought..." "It's okay." "It's fine." "And it was." "Because now my confusion was gone." "I was sure I no longer liked Bryce Loski." "Mom, are you trying to make the Bakers feel totally worthless?" "I want it to be nice." " And why aren't you dressed?" " I'm going." "I wanted to look good for Juli." "But I didn't want her to think that I wanted to look good for her." "It was a fine line." "A very fine line." "Bryce, they're here." "Come on down." "Coming!" "Hey, come on in." " Come in, come in." " There goes the waistline." "I'm glad you could make it." "Lynetta, Steven, company's here." " Coming!" " What is this?" "Homemade pie?" "Yes, it's pecan and blueberry cheesecake." "Let's take them to the kitchen." " Hi, guys." " Hey, looking good." " This is my dad." " Hi, I'm Lynetta." " Hi, nice to finally meet you." " Nice to meet you too." "Hey, big guy." "Hey, Steven." "How are you?" "We should've done this a long time ago." "Come on in." "This is a cool place." "Yeah, it's all right." "Come on, I'll show you my room." "You gotta hear this new song we wrote." "It's so good." "Hi." "You look nice." "I heard you and Garrett making fun of my uncle in the library." "And I don't wanna speak to you." "Not now, not ever." " And I say you can." " But what you're proposing would require a perpetual-motion machine, so it's not possible." "If you had two opposite charged poles with a neutral conductor..." "Perpetual motion?" "Here I was, dying inside, and they were talking about perpetual motion." "And how did Juli know about all that stuff?" "Come on, everybody, dinner's ready." "Lynetta!" "Dinner!" "Juli, can I talk to you?" "It was wrong, what Garrett said." "I know it." "Did you know it was wrong when he said it?" "Yeah." "I wanted to punch him." "But we were in the library." "So instead you just agreed with him and laughed." "Yeah." "Then that makes you a coward." "I had to sit across from Juli for an entire dinner." "My dad was right." "We should have barbecued." "I just want to say how wonderful it is to have you share a meal with us." "May it be the first of many." "Wrong pipe." "Well, we couldn't be happier." "We are just all so thrilled to be here." "Juli, you did a really nice job on your yard." "Thanks." "Chet was a big help." "Yeah, I know." "You gotta tell me your secret." "I can't get him to do a thing around here." " Steven." " I kid." "I'm telling you, the neighborhood is really coming to life." "I mean, that new house is taking shape." "Which one?" "You know, the one where they cut down that big ugly tree." "I wanted to say that a lot of people liked that tree, but I didn't." "I didn't want to go against my dad." "Some people thought that tree was the jewel of the neighborhood." "Yeah, well, there's no accounting for taste." "So, Matt, Mark, Mark, Matt..." "You guys are, uh, gonna be graduating soon, huh?" "Yeah, thank God." "You don't like high school?" " You kidding?" " No." "High school was the best time of my life." " Not for us, no." " Yeah, we've had enough of that scene." "Ah." "So college is probably out of the question, huh?" "No, it's a possibility." "They've actually been accepted at several places already." " Yes, they have." "Really?" "Well, that's good." "But, um, we're gonna give music a shot first." " Really?" " Oh, they are very talented." "Oh, their band is really boss." "They did a bunch of demos and they're really cool." "Thanks, Lyn." "When Steven and I first met, he was playing in a band." "You played in a band?" "He was a wonderful saxophone player." " Cool." "You still play?" " Well, I..." "Well, if you want, you can come jam out with us sometime." "Uh, you..." "No, I mean..." "Heh." "That's not me anymore." "Have you boys ever performed in front of an audience?" "A lot of times." "The more Matt and Mark talked about their musical exploits the quieter my dad got." "He tried to plaster on a smile now and then but underneath he seemed really sad." "But my parents didn't like him at first." "Republicans fought like crazy against the New Deal." "The rest of the evening was painless enough." "But through it all, Juli didn't say a word to me." "Never even looked at me." "Until she was about to leave." "I'm sorry I was so angry when we first came in." "I think everyone had a good time." "Your mom was really nice to invite us." "See you." "Her apology made things worse." " Hey, wait for me." " I knew I wasn't forgiven." "It was like I wasn't even important enough to hold a grudge against." "Well, I think they're a delightful family." "Those boys were nothing like I expected." "I thought they were very nice young men." " Hoodlums." " What?" "How you think they can afford all that recording gear?" "Steven, please." "You can't just make an accusation like that." "Don't be so naive, Patsy." "Do you know how expensive it is to record a demo?" "They're probably stealing hubcaps, for chrissake." "You are such an asshole." "What is the matter with you?" "Go to hell." "Don't you talk to me like that." "Steven, stop!" "Nobody talks to me like that in my own house!" " Stop!" "I'd seen my father angry before, but this was different." "As I lay in bed that night I thought about how my dad always looked down on the Bakers." "And how he'd called them trash and made fun of Mr. Baker's paintings." "And now I realized he was just mad at himself." "But why?" "Juli called me a coward." "Was it possible my dad was a coward too?" "I didn't know." "What difference did it make?" "Juli Baker was out of my life." "Or, more accurately I was out of hers." "As I was getting dressed for the Loskis' dinner party I found myself staring at the painting my father had given me and became furious all over again." "Bryce had never been a friend to me, ever." "He hadn't taken my side about the tree he'd thrown away my eggs and he made fun of me at my uncle's expense." "When my mother called that it was time to go..." "Juli, let's go, we're late!" "I went out with every intention of telling her that I wasn't going to the Loskis." "Please hold these." "I need to check my hair really quickly one more time." " Your hair is perfect." " Really?" "But she looked so happy and she'd gone to so much trouble over the pies that I couldn't." "Ooh!" "Oh, my gosh." "Oh, God, what a disaster." "Okay." "Here, hold one, and you hold this." " I don't wanna hold it." " I won't have you hold it." "Let's go, boys." "But that didn't mean I had to be nice to Bryce." "And I don't wanna speak to you." "Not now, not ever." "It felt good to take charge." "I felt strong, in control." "I told Bryce what I thought and I was determined not to talk to him for the rest of the evening." "At dinner it struck me that we were sharing a meal with a group of strangers." "We'd lived across the street from the Loskis for years but except for Chet, I didn't know these people at all." "Mr. Loski was clean and smooth on the outside but it seemed like there was something rotten buried just beneath the surface." "By the end of the evening, all I felt was detached, neutral." "No fireworks, no leftover anger no flutters, nothing." "See you." "I went to bed that night feeling peaceful." " You okay?" " Yeah." "I was grateful that I had the family I had." "And it felt good to no longer care about Bryce Loski." "The dinner with the Bakers had taken its toll on me." "Then the annual school fundraiser arrived and I found myself with a whole new set of problems." "I was a Basketboy." "To fully appreciate the humiliation of being a Basketboy you need to know that the chosen few are auctioned off in front of the student body to the highest-bidding females." "Yes, technically, each of us comes with a lunch in a basket but let's not kid ourselves." "This was a beefcake parade." "There he is, my idol." "One word, you're a dead man." "No, man, I'm serious." "Listen, you won't believe this." "What?" "Two of the hottest chicks are fighting over you." " What are you talking about?" " Sherry is breaking up with Mitch." "She and Melanie are having a bidding war over you." "I don't care." "Are you nuts?" "Sherry dumped Mitch because of you." "You're my idol." "As comforting as it was to be Garrett's idol it didn't diminish the horror of being Basketboy number nine." "And my only hope was that a giant tornado would destroy the school before the event." "It was a long shot." "Welcome, everyone to this year's Mayfield Boosters Club Auction." "Once again we are pleased to present 20 of Mayfield's finest young men..." " Bryce, Bryce, Bryce." " What are you doing here?" " Juli's in the third row." " So?" " So she's got a wad of cash." " Bullshit." " Bull-true." "I saw her counting it by her locker." "And now please give a big Mayfield School welcome to your 1963 Basketboys." "Juli with cash?" "What did this mean?" "Was it possible she was gonna bid on me?" "First up, we have Raymond Hughes." "Raymond's on the chess team and his hobbies include stamp collecting and the yo-yo." "Remember, when you bid you'll not only be getting the handsome Mr. Hughes you'll also be enjoying a lovely chicken-salad sandwich and what looks to be a tasty bean dip, and..." "Oh." "Excuse me, onion dip." "And a big slice of cherry pie." "Okay, who will start the bidding at $5?" " Thus began the bidding." " Anybody?" "Or in Raymond Hughes' case, the lack of bidding." "Very good, here we go." "Sold." "Sold." "Sold." "Come on." "Do I hear 10?" " Ten." " Ten." " Ten." " Peanut-butter-and-banana sandwich." "Fifteen." "Sold for $15." "Number eight is Eddie Trulock." "Eddie is a member of the debate team." "Now only Eddie Trulock stood between me and the auction block." "I wasn't interested in his hobbies or what was in his basket." " Let's start the bidding at $5." " All I could think of was Juli." " Anybody?" " What if she did bid on me?" "What if she got in a bidding war with Sherry and Melanie and lost out?" "No bidders?" "I was contemplating the horrors of this when..." "Eight dollars." "There you go." "Eight dollars, that's more like it." "Do I hear 10?" "Juli Baker was bidding on Eddie Trulock?" " Okay, 8 going once." " How could she bid on Eddie?" " Eight going twice." " How could she bid on anyone?" "Sold to Juli Baker." "Next is Basketboy number nine, Bryce Loski." "I knew I was supposed to step forward, but I couldn't move." "Step up, Bryce, don't be shy." "Better late than never." "Ha, ha." "Bryce likes to play baseball." "Oh, well, wait until I..." "Oh." "Well, it appears the bidding is underway." " Fifteen." " Twenty." " Twenty-five." " Thirty." "Forty." "Oh, my." "Fifty dollars." "Wh..." "Fifty going once." "Fifty going twice." "Sold to Miss Sherry Stalls for $50." "An all-time record." "Oh, the boosters will be very grateful for such a generous donation." "It's strange." "Here I was, having lunch with the hottest girl in school and I was miserable." "We're going up to the lake." "My dad has a cabin there and you get the most outrageous tan." "Because less than 20 feet away from me was Juli." "My Juli with Eddie Trulock." "She's laughing." "What was she laughing about?" "How could she sit there and laugh and look so beautiful?" "Bryce, are you all right?" "What?" "What are you staring at?" "Nothing." "Lunch is really delicious, Bryce." "Bryce, did you hear me?" "This is a really delicious lunch." "Can we not talk about tans or food?" "Well, what do you wanna talk about?" "I don't know, perpetual motion?" "Do you know anything about that?" "Perpetual what?" "I don't know what came over me." "It was like I was possessed or something." " Juli, I gotta talk to you." " What?" "What's going on, Bryce?" "What are you doing?" "Bryce, stop it." "Bryce, you didn't even make it to first base." "I'll kiss you." "Ha, ha." "Juli!" "Juli!" "Juli, wait." "Can we talk?" "Juli!" " What's the matter with you?" " Leave me alone, Garrett." "You get a date with the finest girl on campus and you blow it for Juli." " You wouldn't understand!" " I completely don't understand!" "We're talking about Juli Baker here." "Nightmare neighbor, know-it-all nuisance." "The coop-poop babe." "Shut up!" "Hey, have you flipped?" "What's the matter with you?" "You know what, if you're gonna be like this, I don't need the association." " Well, good, because neither do I." " Yeah, neither do I!" "As I walked home with the dirty dishes clanking inside my picnic basket all I could think of was Juli." "And I realized Garrett was right about one thing:" "I had flipped." "Completely." "Hello?" "Oh, heh." "Hi, Mrs. Baker." "Is Juli there?" "Oh." "I'm sorry, Bryce." "Juli doesn't wanna talk." "Please, Mrs. Baker." "I gotta see her." "I'm sorry, Bryce." "But I'm afraid she's locked herself in her room." "I tried to go to bed early that night but I couldn't sleep." "I watched her house from my window for hours." "I had to find a way to show her how I felt." "Monday morning, as I made my way into school I was deciding which of the Everly Brothers I'd rather marry when Dana Tressler forced Bryce back into my brain." "Juli." "The list is out." "There he is, number nine, your main dish." "Bryce Loski's not my main dish." " Oh, you're sticking to your diet." " It's not a diet, Dana." " I'm over him, okay?" " I'm glad to hear it." "Because rumor has it Sherry's already staking her claim on him." "Sherry?" "Sherry Stalls?" "Oh, Liz." "Macy." "The list is up." "That afternoon, I found myself obsessing about the Basketboy auction." "I could feel myself backsliding about Bryce." "But why should I care if Sherry liked him?" "I shouldn't even be thinking about him." "I had to rise above this." "Bryce Loski was no longer in my life." "On the morning of the auction, I was on edge." "I found myself, without even knowing how it happened, staring at my egg money." "I needed a strategy." "It was simple." "If I left my money at home, I'd leave temptation with it." "My strategy suffered a setback when I ran into Mrs. Steuby." "Julianna." "Julianna." "Hello, dear." "I'm so sorry it's taken me so long to get this to you but I keep missing you in the morning." "Mrs. Steuby, I don't want that." "You don't have to..." "Don't be ridiculous." "I'm gonna pay you." " I'm going to pay you." " I don't want that." "I don't want it." "Yeah, I want you to go out and buy yourself something festive." "Pedal pushers." "Ha, ha." " Mrs. Steuby." " Bye, dear." " Mrs. Steuby, I don't want pedal pushers." " No, no." "You'll look great." "It's okay." "It's okay." "No big deal." "Just pretend like I don't have it." "I hear you're planning to bid on Bryce." "What?" "Who told you that?" "No, I'm not." "Someone saw you with a wad of cash this morning." " How much do you have?" " It's none of your business." "And I'm not bidding, okay?" "I don't even like him anymore." "Oh, that'll be the day." "It's true." "Go ahead, waste your money on him." "I don't care." "And now, will you all give a big Mayfield School welcome to your 1963 Basketboys." "I could say I didn't care all I wanted but seeing Bryce walk out in his jacket and tie holding that picnic basket set my head spinning again." "Fifteen going once." " The auction seemed to fly by." " Fifteen going twice." "Sold to Macy Taylor for $15." "Before I knew it, Eddie Trulock was called." "Number eight is Eddie Trulock." "Which meant Bryce was next." "Eddie is a member of the debate team." "And his hobbies include fishing and model-airplane building." "Who will give me $5?" " Why isn't anyone bidding?" "He's so nice." " Exactly." "Nobody?" "Eight dollars." "Sold to Juli Baker for $8." "How did this happen?" "Was it because I felt bad for Eddie?" "Or was it because I couldn't trust myself with Bryce?" "As I made my way to the multi-purpose room I contemplated the startling turn of events." "Here I was, about to have lunch with Eddie Trulock while the boy I mooned over for half my life was going to share a meal with my mortal enemy." "I wanna thank you for bidding on me." "It was touch-and-go there for a while." "No, I wanted to." "This will be fun." " I hear you like building model airplanes." " Yeah." "My father and I just finished a Russian MiG-19." "It was made in 1955." "MiG's first supersonic fighter." "Tricky because the cockpit was recessed..." "I tried to give Eddie my full attention." "But it was difficult, because Bryce was right behind him." "Eddie was saying something about intake valves when out of nowhere, Bryce stood up and marched straight towards me." "Hey, Juli, I gotta talk to you." "What are you doing?" "He was going to kiss me." "To kiss me." "All my life I've been waiting for that kiss." "But not like this." "Not this way." "I pedaled home so hard, I thought my lungs would burst." "Julianna?" "Julianna." "Honey?" "What's wrong?" "I can't." "Sweetheart you can tell me." "Bryce tried to kiss me." "He did?" "In school." "In front of everybody." "Mom, please don't get it." "It's probably him." "Sweetheart maybe you should talk to him." "I can't." "I can't." "Bryce wouldn't leave me alone." "He kept calling on the phone." "And knocking on the door." "He even snuck around the house and tapped on my window." "Juli!" "Please, I gotta see you!" "Come on out, just for a minute!" "Why didn't he understand that I just wanted to be left alone?" "Please!" "After two days, Bryce stopped." "And I thought it was finally over." "Then, one afternoon, I was coming into the front room to read when I heard a noise in the yard." "Hey, what's he doing?" "Juli, calm down." "I gave him permission." "Permission?" "Permission for what?" "He's digging a hole." "I told him he could." "But why?" "I told him he could." "It was torture seeing him dig up my grass." "How could my father let him do this?" "Bryce knew I was there too." "He's gone." "A tree?" "He's planting a tree?" "Is it a?" "I didn't really need to ask." "I could tell from the shape of the leaves and the texture of the trunk." "It was a sycamore tree." "When she walked out of the door, I thought back to the first time I saw her." "How could anybody, ever, have wanted to run away from Juli Baker?" "He looked at me with those eyes." "Those once again dazzling eyes." "And I knew that Bryce Loski was still walking around with my first kiss." "But he wouldn't be for long." "As we stood there, I realized that all these years we never really talked." "Do you need some help?" "Yeah." "But that day, we started." "And I knew we'd be talking for a long time." "Let's do it from the beginning again." "You ready?" "And action." "Juli, can we talk?" " What's going on?" " And..." "Oh, God." "Oh, God, here we go." "The scene where we're doing the Basketboy thing where we almost kiss, that one was so hard." "Bryce, what are you doing?" "Mm..." "Stop it." "Ha, ha!" "And then I leave?" "Ha, ha." "God." "You gotta be serious about this." "You can't be giggling during this." " Okay." "Okay." " Sorry." "Can't be Giggleville." "Let's do it again." "No giggling." "It's supposed to be we're talking and he comes up and tries to kiss me." "It was really hard." "I had to wait until he got there and then I'm like:" "Oh, it was so embarrassing." "And action." "Juli, I gotta talk to you." "We don't actually kiss." "It's a near kiss." "I try to kiss her and then she runs out." "I was kind of confused when I read that." "Because she wanted the kiss the entire time, then when I try she runs." "He gets up and, like, walks towards me and says, "Can I talk to you?" And he grabs me and he goes like:" "And then I have to run away." "But we kept laughing." "I tripped on the cloth." "It was so funny." "Oh, my gosh." "It was so hard to keep a straight face." "It was so embarrassing." "Just turn around." "That was so weird." "I thought the sniffing hair was weird, when I had to sniff his hair in one scene but that was really weird." "That was really fun to film but it was really awkward as well." "Then Madeline was trying to not laugh." " Why are you smiling?" " Cut." " What are you doing?" " I'm sorry." "Ha, ha." "It was so hard not to laugh." "I had to have Callan..." "He was off camera." "I'm like, "Turn around!"" "What are you doing?" "Stop." " Ha, ha." " And cut." "One of the kids, who played Eddie Trulock who ended up being chosen by Juli at the Basketboy thing he told Madeline and I that my look when I was trying to kiss her was like:" "Show him your face." "You see... coming towards you and you're supposed to be serious." "Okay, picture's up." "I had to run out after and I'd stay there for a bit after she'd run away." "And we had all the really nice extra kids over there and they were saying, like, "Ooh." "Bryce." "Bryce."" "Bryce, stop." "Bryce, you didn't even make it to first base." "Hey, Bryce, I'll kiss you." " Nice job, make-out artist." " Hello, lover boy." "And cut." "Good." "Okay." "Good." "Very good, Cal." "Sometimes Rob will yell a direction, like, "Try it like that!"" "Because he's in the other room." "I was like, "We're not gonna kiss, right?" "We're not, right?"" "Then we did the scene and he's like:" ""Okay, Callan, this time I want you to actually kiss her."" " Cal?" " Yes?" "On this time, I want you to really kiss her." " No, I'm kidding." " He's kidding." " Ha, ha!" " What?" "My face drained." "I'm just like:" "And I looked at Callan." "I'm like, "What?"" "It was so funny." "They got me really good." " Oh, my gosh." "That was scary." " Ha, ha." " Good one, Rob." " Who put you up to that?" "But the sad thing was, my mom and dad put him up to it." "Oh, gosh." "That was so embarrassing."

"This week on "Vice," we're in India and Pakistan to check out the world's most dangerous border." "There's machine gunners on every building along our route." "SHANE, VOICE-OVER:" "And also an illegal escape from North Korea." "The world is changing." "Now, no one knows where it's going, but we'll be there uncovering the news..." "That's World War III." "Culture..." "and politics and expose the absurdity of the modern condition." "That little child has a huge gun." "This scene isn't really kosher by American standards." "I was interviewing suicide bombers, and they were kids." "This is the world through our eyes." "We win or we die!" "This is the world of "Vice."" "Hi." "I'm Shane Smith." "We're here in the "Vice" offices in Brooklyn, New York, and for our first story this week we go to Asia." "North Korea is one of the worst places on Earth." "Its population suffers from political oppression, intense poverty, and starvation." "So it's no wonder that every year thousands of people try to escape the country." "Now, getting out is hard enough, but getting to a safe place, as it turns out, is even harder." "So we sent Thomas to meet a group of defectors as they flee from their oppressive regime." "THOMAS, VOICE-OVER:" "The country Kim has betrayed is" "North Korea." "We can't show her face because if the North Korean government finds out she's escaped, both Kim and her family could spend the rest of their lives in prison camp." "Which, ironically enough, is one of the many reasons people want to get the hell out of there." "To escape North Korea, you can't just slip across the border into South Korea." "That is, unless you're willing to cross an 8-mile strip of land mines, bears, and North Korean guards with orders to shoot to kill." "So most defectors head for China, but China is still dangerous, too." "The Chinese government refuses to give North Koreans refugee status, in part because it sees North Korea as a buffer between its own country and the American-backed" "South Korea." "So if a North Korean is caught in China, they get sent right back where they came from." "Those who don't get caught have to rely on a network of human traffickers and brokers to guide them out of that country to freedom." "Provided they don't just sell them into a life of sexual bondage instead, which they often do." "THOMAS, VOICE-OVER:" "That's where Pastor Kim comes in." "For the past 16 years, he's been wading into this black market and plucking North Koreans from its horny clutches, and for no personal gain, other than winning souls for the glory of God the Father Almighty." "In fact, many of his congregants are North Koreans he helped escape." "His latest rescue mission is our girl Kim." "How much does it cost, like, basically kind of like per person, to get somebody out of North Korea?" "So wait." "I'm sorry." "The pimp made you pay for her abortion?" "THOMAS, VOICE-OVER:" "That was the first in a series of shady deals the pastor had to make in order to get Kim, a 23-year-old potato farmer, to freedom." "The next was paying to have her smuggled to a safe house in Yanji, China." "Since being seen there with a bunch of foreigners might blow her escape, we sent our Korean translator with a small camera to meet her." "THOMAS, VOICE-OVER:" "Since escaping her pimp, Kim has been holed up in this safe house with three other North" "Korean women, who were each sold as brides to Chinese men." "The pastor is also bankrolling their escape with their kids in tow." "Back at the church, the pastor laid out his plan." "To get to South Korea, the girls have to take buses several thousand miles to the southern Chinese border, then sneak into Laos." "That's where we'll meet them and watch as they're smuggled across the Mae Khong River into Thailand, the nearest place that recognizes their refugee status." "THOMAS, VOICE-OVER:" "Once we got word that Kim and the other North Koreans had started their way south, we headed to Laos." "This is obviously the most sketchy part of the trip..." "A, because it is human trafficking, but also because if these guys get caught, the defectors are fucked." "I'm starting to get a little ill at ease." "THOMAS, VOICE-OVER:" "Finally, we met Kim." "Hi." "How are you?" "Thank you." "This is her first time meeting a foreigner." "Oh, wow." "OK!" "Do you remember how you felt when Kim Jong-Il passed?" "Can you describe how you got from your village to China?" "Do you know what the next steps are for you?" "To get to South Korea, do you know what you have to go through?" "Are you nervous?" "Why not?" "I would be nervous." "THOMAS, VOICE-OVER:" "We set out in the middle of the night." "We had to race to make it across the river before sunrise blew our cover." "Speeding down windy Laotian mountain roads, which is especially nauseating for Kim and the others, considering this is only the third or fourth time they've ever been in a car." "It's fuckin' lunacy." "All this effort, all this money, just to get 4 nice young ladies out of a country that can't feed them, doesn't have any opportunities for them and stuff to get somewhere that at least pays lip service to the idea" "of wanting them there." "So at this point of the trip, if we get caught, not only are these girls' lives basically forfeit, they'll be turned back over and repatriated to North Korea, and either sent to labor camps or summarily executed." "We'll probably end up in Laotian jail, Pastor Kim will too." "Kind of a lot riding on this boat ride." "THOMAS, VOICE-OVER:" "Once off the boat, the girls have to hide themselves to avoid being spotted by passing river patrols." "THOMAS, VOICE-OVER:" "Now we have to rush back across the" "Mae Khong river before the next border patrol passes so that we can legally reenter Thailand to meet up with the girls." "THOMAS, VOICE-OVER:" "The bad news is the girls have been caught." "The good news is that they were caught by Thai police who won't send them back to North Korea." "They're right behind this little piece of sheet metal." "We can hear them talking, actually." "And there's a hole here that people have been passing stuff through, which speaks to Thai security around these parts." "Hey, Kim?" "Hey, um, how are you?" "Are you OK?" "THOMAS, VOICE-OVER:" "From here they have to wait on a representative from the South Korean embassy, who via the diplomatic alchemy of handing them a passport, will turn Kim and the other girls from North Koreans to" "South Koreans." "But even on the home stretch to her own freedom, which granted is Thai jail, Kim is just realizing the actual cost of her escape may be her family's lives." "Now, I grew up at the end of the Cold War, which was essentially America and its allies had half of the world, and the Soviet Union and its allies had the other half." "Both countries had massive nuclear arsenals, and for 50 years stood toe-to-toe on the brink of all-out war." "The only thing that really held them back was M.A.D., otherwise known as" "Mutually Assured Destruction." "Quite simply put, if one side launches an attack, so does the other, and the final result is we all die." "End of story." "And because the end of the world was such a good deterrent, the Cold War ended peacefully in 1991." "However, the lunacy of Mutually Assured Destruction didn't go away at all, it just relocated." "The most dangerous place in the world today, I think you could argue, is the Indian subcontinent, in the Line of Control in Kashmir." "Now, Kashmir's been in the news a lot lately, with escalating tensions between India and Pakistan." "So we went to Kashmir's Line of Control to see just how bad this conflict is getting." "We're here in Pakistan, right there is India, and this is the most dangerous border in the world." "There is a danger of war between India and Pakistan." "India cannot attack us because of the bomb." "Everyone is always talking about Pakistan's nuclear capabilities and everyone is terrified by them, but we also have nuclear capabilities." "That must not happen, because the alternative is a subcontinent that no longer exists." "SHANE, VOICE-OVER:" "India and Pakistan really, really hate each other." "Now, this antagonism started when Mahatma Gandhi finally succeeded in gaining independence from Great Britain." "And in the ensuing chaos of building a new State, India's" "Muslims insisted on creating their own country." "As a consequence, millions of Hindus and Sikhs fled to" "India, and simultaneously, millions of India's Muslims migrated to the newly created Pakistan." "Now, during this partition, tens of millions of people were relocated." "And in the process, over a million people on both sides of the migration were murdered in brutal religious violence." "India and Pakistan have been fighting ever since." "The flashpoint of this lingering conflict is Kashmir, a mostly Muslim region that is partially occupied by the Indian State." "And you don't have to be in Kashmir long to realize that emotions are running extremely high, as was explained to us by a Kashmiri political leader, Syed Ali Shah Geelani." "I will tell you without any hesitation that we are facing the worst kind of state terrorism under the occupation of Indian forces." "And the killing by the police and the pol-mil forces is a continuous process." "This is all consequences of forcible occupation." "SHANE, VOICE-OVER:" "We wanted to talk to these pol-mil forces, so we went North, to the highly militarized area closer to the border." "This is one of the main entrances from Pakistan into India." "It's one of the most heavily militarized zones in all of India." "Because of the geographical features and the demographics of the area, they" "Have found a very soft corner here, and an environment conducive for them to flourish." "SHANE, VOICE-OVER:" "The reason why this is such a militant superhighway is because A, it's so close to Pakistan, B, the terrain makes it almost impossible to police, and C, because Pakistan continues to train militants and sneak them" "into India with the sole intent to destabilize the region." "So the Line of Control is not the border." "It's not a border." " No." "It's a temporary arrangement between India and Pakistan." "So if they get through the Line of Control, then you have to catch them." "When they hit the hinterland, then it becomes our job eliminating the terrorists." "And who's training them?" "Reportedly ISI" "And the Pakistan Army." "So the Pakistan Army and the ISI are training insurgents and then sneaking them into India to create unrest." "Unrest and carry on insurgency." "SHANE, VOICE-OVER:" "India has good reason to fear these" "Pakistani-based terrorists, because in 2008 they attacked" "Mumbai and killed 106 people, wounded hundreds more, and held the city hostage for more than 60 hours." "Indians refer to it as their 9/11." "Now, our 9/11 got us so riled up that we invaded both Iraq and Afghanistan, starting two brutal and bloody wars." "The reaction in India was nearly as intense and very, very anti-Pakistan, with tens of thousands taking to the streets calling for all-out war." "Remarkably, the Indian government showed restraint and did not attack Pakistan in retaliation." "But tensions between the two countries remain severely strained, as was explained to us by a leading Indian defense expert, Ajai Sahni." "Pakistan continues to be the principal supporter of a range of terrorist organizations mobilized on the basis of an Islamist extremist ideology." "And the fact that is backed by the State apparatus of Pakistan is what makes it so dangerous for India." "Now, technically Kashmir falls into the legal claim for India." "It is challenged on the basis of a majoritarian principle by" "Pakistan saying that this is a Muslim majority state and that" "Muslims cannot live with other communities." " I love my country!" " I love my country!" " And I'm proud of it!" " And I'm proud of it!" "I don't think India/Pakistan relations have any future." "I think this enmity is and will remain irreducible until" "Pakistan undergoes a complete cultural transformation." "And I do not believe that there is anything within the dynamics of Pakistan that can facilitate such a transformation." "So we're going up into the Himalayas now." "This road leads to the LOC, the Line of Control." "It's a very hot zone, and we're hoping someone doesn't lob a grenade into our open jeep up here." "SHANE, VOICE-OVER:" "And actually, as I was stupidly making jokes about someone throwing grenades at us, a real terrorist threat was detected and counter-terrorist procedures were immediately implemented." "We got information regarding the presence of some militants here." "So we covered all the areas from where we could possibly draw some fire." "Let's go." "Let's go." "So there's a lot of terrorists coming in." "Exactly." "It is the main infiltration route." "As you can see the terrain is unmanageable." "Right." "Very steep slopes." "Very dense forest." "And they make use of this geography and sneak in from here." "How do they get across?" "I think it's sheer motivation on their part, and the brainwashing that is done in the camps." "SHANE, VOICE-OVER:" "After we were given the all clear, we continued on our way to the Indian side of the Line of Control." "As-salamu alaykum." "Over there is Pakistan." "This is the Line of Control." "We're going over to the bridge." "We had to take off our military gear because it's seen as an insult." "There's rangers over there, trained." "They said if you go out onto the bridge and you go one step too far they'll shoot you." "SHANE, VOICE-OVER:" "Now, to us, it all seemed very quiet and peaceful for supposedly the most heavy place on Earth." "But then our Indian guards pointed out all the bunkers and positions that the Pakistani rangers had set up on the mountains and we were like, "Oh."" "So there's bunkers all over there?" "At 12 o'clock." "Oh, I see, there, yeah." "They have guns." "They've got everything." "So this is the zero line right here, in between" "India and Pakistan." "If I go on that side, I can say good-bye to my toes." "I'm not going to go on that side." "Ha ha ha!" "You wouldn't think it's one of the most dangerous borders in the world because when you look up, it's just shockingly beautiful." "SHANE, VOICE-OVER:" "So, India has nearly a million troops in Kashmir and a massive nuclear arsenal pointed at Pakistan and after the Mumbai attacks, have vowed never again." "But the ISI and the Pakistani Army keep sending insurgents across the border, with the sole purpose of causing chaos within India, and they send them almost every day." "SHANE, VOICE-OVER:" "Now this constant badgering seems insane, so we went to Pakistan to see first-hand why they seem to be so hell-bent on continuing this conflict." "The first person we talked to when we arrived was Dr. Pervez" "Hoodbhoy, a leading nuclear scientist." "And what he told us didn't make us feel any better." "You have Pakistan openly training and sending in militants into Kashmir, and you have the Indians who, if they suffer another Mumbai, saying we don't know if we can hold back." "What do you think about that?" "Well, what you're saying is a Doomsday scenario that, OK, nuclear weapons then come into play." "But let me say that the Indian establishment does realize that a war with Pakistan this time would be devastating." "It would be fatal." "Catastrophic." " For both countries." "Which brings us to the growing radicalization within Pakistan." "There is still a lot of anti-Indian feeling within the Pakistani military." "It's seen as something that is very unifying." "So the radicals and the ordinary officers and men, they are united in this, that yes, India is our enemy." "Until we get out of this, it's going to be... it's going to get worse." "HOODBHOY, VOICE-OVER:" "Most countries of the world have armies." "Pakistan has an army that has a country, and it is now in terrible trouble." "It is being attacked by the Jihadis which it helped create, the general headquarters of the Pakistan" "Army has been attacked, three ISI centers have been blown up by suicide bombers, and this was done using insider information." "So radicalization is now eating into its very marrow." "SHANE, VOICE-OVER:" "According to Dr. Hoodbhoy, what is even more troubling than the radicalization within the army is that the Pakistani State is actually losing control over huge swathes of its own territory." "He recommended we go to some of these areas to see for ourselves just how bad things have gotten." "So we headed to North-West Frontier Province, the home of the Pakistani Taliban." "So we're leaving the Bajaur Fort now, which used to be, in 2008, the only part of the whole area that the" "Pakistani Army controlled." "Just the fort." "SHANE, VOICE-OVER:" "Now just to be clear, when we say the" "Pakistani Army only controlled the fort, that means that the rest of the province was controlled by the Taliban." "There's machine gunners on every building along our route, which makes me a bit worried that they say that everything is under control." "This was the hub of the terrorist Talibans." "Right." "They were living over there, and they were dominating this entire village." "They would be training here, and then if anything happened they could hide in the caves." "That's right." "So we're gonna go in the caves now." "Oh, Jesus." "Can you see very small entrance?" "It is by design." "But so they dug these caves?" "Yes, they dug these caves." "That's a lot of work." "Yes, they're a lot of work." "And how many cave complexes like this are there?" "Dozens of such complexes exist." "It's like when they used to say in America that they couldn't find Osama bin Laden because he was in caves." " Maybe." "We didn't understand what caves, how caves..." "Because for us a cave is like, you know, with a bear in it." "Tunnels." "All over tunnels." "But these are tunnels and whole complexes." "Well-knitted together." "Well-knit together, yeah." "SHANE, VOICE-OVER:" "Now, the Taliban have been operating in Pakistan for quite some time." "In fact, the quote unquote father of the Taliban is actually a Pakistani general named Hamid Gul who was once head of the ISI, which is kind of like the FBI, the CIA, and the NSA all rolled into one, which made him at one" "point one of the most powerful men in Pakistan." "Now, his views on the radicalization of the Army were quite unexpected, as he quickly brought all of these seemingly internal problems right back to the conflict with India." "The army is being pushed around and it is losing its direction." "America is forcing us to shift our forces from the eastern border to the western border." "It's called reversing the front." "That, there is the enemy but you reverse to a friend." "So there is the enemy India but we're reversing to our friend, which is Afghanistan." "We are reversing to our friend, toward Afghanistan." "Yeah." "You've been called the father of the Taliban because you helped set up the Jihadis who would fight against the Soviets." "But of course the Jihadis, I supported them." "Osama bin Laden was a very, sort of a genial kind of a man." "A bit shy." "Intelligence oozed out of his eyes." "Flashing black eyes, you know." "Just oozed out of his eyes." "After the Mumbai attack, there was such a huge, sort of, nationalistic outpouring in India." "Aren't you worried that if you keep sending militants into" "Kashmir or something, that there will be another attack?" "Kashmir is a festering sore for us." "Sure." " Since 1971, there were several occasions when there was a call for war." "But they didn't do this because they know what will be the price." "What will be the price?" "They can't attack us because we are nuclear." "Yeah." " And they cannot attack us, because we are imbued with the spirit of Jihad, which has defeated two superpowers in our neighborhood." "And without settling the Kashmir dispute, the peace cannot return to the subcontinent." "Right." " India or Pakistan." "So, I think Indians must come to their senses." "They are not understanding the course of history." "SHANE, VOICE-OVER:" "After talking to General Gul, we thought things in Kashmir were bad enough, but recently a new wrinkle has surfaced in this ongoing conflict." "That new wrinkle is water." "If Kashmir is the majority of Pakistan's water, if Kashmir is the majority of India's water, it's already highly politicized, it's the most militarized area in the world, what are your thoughts on that?" "Look, this country was 27 million when it came into existence in 1947." "Today it is almost 200 million." "It's leading to water becoming a very scarce resource, and these are the things that we really have to be afraid of." "You have this sort of political perfect storm of Pakistan radicalizing and then India at the same time sort of hardening up." "We might be able to get some kind of a handle on our disputes." "Water is something that you need and something we need, and so let's figure out a decent way of doing this without going to war." "Nobody is going to give away a piece of land and a people just because somebody else asks for it." "Like what is the worst-case scenario?" "What, what, what happens, you know..." "Well, the worst-case scenario is what Carl Sagan told us a long time ago." ""The planet will no longer be blue anymore."" "Do you think that Pakistan is in a state of denial?" "Oh, yes." "Most certainly it's in a state of denial, and there is absolutely no guarantee that it will come out of this." "If one had been used, then you can bet that all of them will be used." "If there is an attack I have no doubt in my mind, there would have to be nuclear retaliation." "Everyone seems to think that it's more a question of when, not of whether." "SHANE, VOICE-OVER:" "India and Pakistan have hundreds of warheads pointing at each other, and things just seem to be going from bad to worse." "Now, the problem with this is, that if India and Pakistan go to war, it doesn't just mean the destruction of the subcontinent, because leading atomic experts have categorically stated that if over 100 warheads are" "detonated anywhere on Earth, it means the destruction of the world as we know it."

"Previously on "Lost"..." "How did you know my father?" "He came to see his daughter." "My daughter was on your plane." "Her name was Claire." "We're here to get a blood sample from you... and one from your son Aaron." "Why?" "To determine your relationship to the child." "Where are you going, mommy?" "We're going on vacation, baby." "Wait, you're in L.A.?" "Of course we can meet, yeah." "Hello, Kate." "You okay?" "Get me to the car." " Sayid, you've been attacked." " Where's Hurley?" "The only way to save the island, John, is to get your people back here." "How?" "How am I supposed to do that?" "What?" "You've..." "Do you know what's happening to me?" "Charlotte?" "Charlotte?" "Hey." "Oh, you don't have to whisper." " When he's out, he's out." " Yeah." "At least one of us can sleep." "It's gonna take more than two nights... for me to get used to sleeping in a normal bed." "What are we gonna do about him?" "About Aaron." "I don't know." "I've been thinking a lot about him." "Did you know that Claire was flying to L.A. to give him up for adoption?" "No." "No, I didn't." "I think we should say he's mine." "What?" "We could say that I was six months pregnant when I was arrested and that I gave birth to him on the island." " No one would ever know." " Kate." "No." "You don't have to..." "There's other ways to do this." "After everyone we've lost..." "Michael, Jin, Sawyer..." "I can't lose him, too." "Sawyer's not dead." "I know." "But he's gone." "Good night, Jack." "Kate." "If we're gonna be safe, if we're gonna protect the people that we left behind, tomorrow morning, I'm gonna have to convince everyone to lie." "If it's just me, they're never gonna go for it." "So I'm gonna turn to you first." "Are you with me?" "I have always been with you." "How does it fit?" "It's perfect." "Thank you for the loaner." "Looks great on you." "Are you sure you want to do this?" "It was your idea." "Mommy!" "Aaron, honey, mommy's gonna run out and do an errand." "I'll be right back." "Okay?" "And then we can go home." "Don't worry about us, Kate." "There's candy in the minibar and a hundred channels on tv." "We're going to be just fine here." "Sun..." "I don't know what I would've done if you weren't here." "Thank you." "It's what any friend would do." "Okay, well, I will be back soon." "Okay, you be good for Sun." "Okay, honey?" "Good luck." "Delivery for you, Ms. Kwon." " Thank you." " Thanks." "I'll be right back, honey." "Lost SO5EO4 "The Little Prince"" "subtitle by ydy. com edited and synced by rogard" "Charlotte?" "Charlotte." "What the hell is wrong with her?" "She's been out for ten minutes." "Stop shouting, James." "Hey, man." "Thank you." "If there's something that you want to tell me, Daniel, now would be a good time." "I'm not sure what you mean exactly." "She's asking if you know why your girlfriend had a seizure." "Give us some space, would you?" "She's like this 'cause the sky keeps lighting up." "He knew this would happen and he didn't say squat about it." "James." "Go away." "Did you know that this would happen?" "I thought..." "I thought it might." "I think it's neurological." "Our brains have an internal clock, a sense of time." "The flashes... throw the clock off." "It's like really bad jet lag." "Really bad jet lag doesn't make you hemorrhage, Daniel." "You wanna tell me why it isn't happening to the rest of us?" "I don't know." "But thank God it's not." "Thank you for waiting." "Did my assistant offer you something to drink?" "Um, yes." "I'm fine, thank you." "Good." "Please, Ms. Austen, sit." "So..." "How can I help you?" "Mr. Norton, when you came to my house looking for blood samples from me and my son, I asked you who your client was." " And I said I couldn't tell you." " Yeah." "I'm here to offer you a deal." "I'll give you the blood samples, but first, I wanna talk to your client." "Considering what you're asking for, that's more than reasonable." "Well, I am, uh, seeing my client later today, and I will be sure to pass along your offer." "But I am pretty sure of what the answer's gonna be:" "No." "And the reason, of course, is that you're in no position to be making any kind of deals, and we both know it." "I have a signed court order compelling you to let us confirm that you're the child's mother." "I could send the sheriff over there today and make you do it, but my client insists that we... handle the exchange of custody quietly." "What do you mean "exchange of custody"?" "You know exactly what I mean." "No, I..." "Mr. Norton," "I just wanna know who is doing this to me." "You did this to yourself." "Now it is time you prepare yourself, Ms. Austen." "You are going to lose the boy." "We have to go back to The Orchid." "Excuse me?" "The Orchid." "That's where all this started." "Maybe it's where it'll all stop." "That greenhouse is a long ways away." "You said you had a zodiac raft back at the beach." "We could take that, cut around the horn of the island, be at The Orchid in half the time." "And let me guess." "You know exactly what to do when we get there." "No, not exactly at all, but I know that Ben used it to leave the island." "And if I can do the same thing, I believe I can save us." "And how you gonna do that?" "This is all happening because they left." "I think it'll stop if I can bring them back." " Bring who back?" " Jack, Sun, Sayid, Hugo, Kate." "The boat blew up, and that chopper was probably on it." "They're not dead, James." " Says who?" " That doesn't matter." "All that matters is they've gotta come back." "I have to make them come back... even if it kills me." "Don't you want 'em to come back, James?" "Don't you want her to come back?" "It doesn't matter what I want." "Hey!" "She's waking up!" "Are you okay?" "Who are you?" "It's me." "It's Daniel." "Daniel." "Oww.." "Oh, my head." "What happened?" "There was another flash." "You passed out." "How do you feel?" "A bit dizzy, but..." "I'm fine." "Good." "Hooray." "Everything's back to normal." "Now what?" "I'll tell you "now what. "" "We're going to The Orchid." "Oncologist on call to the I.C.U." "Dilation's almost back to normal." "Good." "Now take this I.V. out of my arm, and let's go." "Sayid, you were unconscious for over 42 hours." "You had the equivalent of three doses of horse tranquilizer in your system." "If you sent that man to Hurley's house, we have to leave..." " You need to relax." " ... now." "Ben is not gonna hurt Hurley." "Ben is on our side." "The only side he's on is his own." "Dr. Shephard?" "I'm Dr. Ariza, director of clinical services." "A word with you, please?" "I'll be right back." "What do you think you are doing here?" "I was treating a patient." "I apologize." "It was an emergency." "I know that" "You were suspended on charges of substance abuse." "Emergency or not, Dr. Shephard, you have no business being here." "I understand, and I take full responsibility for my actions." "No, doctor." "The hospital takes full responsibility for your actions, and that makes us liable for them." "Excuse me." " Hello?" " Jack?" "It's me." " Hurley." " Hey, did Sayid get to you?" "Did my dad drop him off?" " Yes, he did." "Hurley, where are-?" " Is he okay?" " He's fine." " Awesome." "Hurley, where are you?" "Dude, I'm totally cool." "I'm in L.A. County lockup." "Oh, and tell Sayid I did exactly what he said." "I'm totally safe." "Ben's never gonna get me now." "Thank you." "What are you talking about, Hurley?" "Wait!" "Wait" "Good." "You're here." "How's Sayid?" "How are you doing today, sir?" "Got your meds for you." "Sorry, I think you have the wrong room." "Nope." "Room 133, right?" "Got the orders right here." "Don't worry." "I won't have to give you an injection." "Put this right in your I.V. line." "Who are you?" "Who are you working for?" "Okay, talk, talk." "Address... it's in my pocket." "Hello, Sayid." "What happened?" "Do we know anyone who lives at 42 Panorama Crest?" "That's Kate's address." "Hello?" "Kate?" "It's Jack." "Are you okay?" "Yeah." "I'm fine." "Where are you right now?" "Are you at home?" "Uh..." "What?" "Listen, I'll explain everything once you're out," " but you've gotta get Aaron" " Look, I'm not at home, okay?" "I'm..." "Aaron is at a hotel with Sun." "Sun?" "Sun's in L.A.?" "Yeah, she's here on business." "Listen, Jack, this is really not a good time." "I'm so sorry that I even picked up the phone." "I'm not" "Kate, do not hang up on me." "Please listen." "Listen, uh..." "Will you tell me where you are?" "I need to see you." "Kate, please." "I'm downtown." "Wilshire and Olive." "Okay." "All right." "I'm on my way." "She's not at home, but I'm gonna go to her right now." " Good." "I'll go deal with Hugo." " Sorry, Ben." "I'm not letting you get anywhere near him." "You have friends in trouble." "Let's get them to safety and save the dirty linen for later." "I'll drive." "After you get Kate, meet us at the Long Beach Marina, slip 23." "And, Jack..." "Hurry." "We're running out of time." "Hey, Locke." "What are you gonna say to her?" "Sorry?" "Kate." "What are you gonna say to her to get her to come back?" "I haven't figured that out yet." "Well, let me tell you something." "She was pretty excited to hop on that chopper and get the hell out of here." "What the hell is that?" "Whatever it is, we better stay clear of it." "Beach is this way." "Now you wanna take the scenic route?" "John..." "Do you know when we are?" "We need to keep moving." "Hey." "How's your headache?" "Better." "Nothing like sore feet to take your mind off your head, eh?" "Well, don't worry." "Once we get to the beach, we're gonna take the zodiac around the other side of the island and rest." "You're sweet, but you don't need to baby me." "I'm fine." "You okay?" "I'm peachy." "Now what?" "Nobody move." "James!" "I got this." "... you con't stop now." "It knows I don't want it, and I was gonna give it away." "Babies know that stuff." "Okay, no, no, hang on." "Listen, listen." "Do you want this baby?" "Do you want it to be safe and healthy?" "You're not alone in this." "We are all here for you." "This baby is all of ours." "But I need you to push." "Okay?" "One, two, three..." "Push!" "Push!" "Come on, Claire!" "Push!" "Okay!" "He's coming!" "Push!" "Push!" "Push!" "Push!" "Push!" "Push!" "Push!" "Push!" "James?" "What happened?" "Did you see something out here, James?" "It don't matter." "It's gone now." "You shaved your beard." "Yeah." "I just needed a change." "Look, Jack, uh..." "I don't know why you called, but I can't be dealing with this right now." "What's going on?" "Nothing." "Just..." " Can you just go?" " Why don't you just tell me?" "Jack, please, just go." "Kate, please, tell me." "Somebody wants Aaron." "What?" "There's a lawyer in there." "His clients... they know we're lying." "They know I'm not his mom, and they're gonna take him away." "Who's gonna take him away?" "What- what are you doing?" "Look, I gotta go, all right?" "Get in or don't." "Hey." "You ready to tell me who you saw back there?" "Already told you." "It was nothin'." "You and I both know when we were before the flash, James." "So who was it you saw?" "Charlie?" "Shannon?" "Yourself?" "And how is it that you knew when we were, Johnny boy?" "That light in the sky..." "it was from the hatch, wasn't it?" "The night that Boone died..." "I went out there and started pounding on it as hard as I could." "I was... confused." "Scared." "Babbling like an idiot, asking, why was all this happening to me?" "Did you get an answer?" "Light came on, shot up into the sky." "At the time, I thought it meant something." "Did it?" "No." "It was just a light." "So why'd you turn us around then?" "Don't you wanna go back there?" "Why would I wanna do that?" "So you could tell yourself to do things different, save yourself a world of pain." "No, I needed that pain to get to where I am now." "Hey." "I just got a nosebleed." "What?" "When?" "Let's just not freak out the others, okay?" "Just tell me..." "Why-why her?" "Why me?" "I don't know." "Uh, I think it might have something to do with duration of exposure." "You know, the amount of time you've spent on the island." "Doesn't make any sense." "Those yahoos have been here for months." "I've never been here before two weeks ago." "Are you sure about that?" "Hello?" "!" "The camp's back." "Finally." "Anybody for a Dharma beer?" "Hello?" "Anybody here?" "Rose?" "Bernard?" "I wonder how long ago this happened." "Son of a bitch!" "What is it?" "It's Vincent's." "Yeah?" "Well, where's the rest of the dog?" "Where's the rest of our people?" "The zodiac's gone, too." "Maybe your people took the boat." "Why the hell would they do that?" "To get away from whoever came in those." "Where did these come from?" "That's a good question." "They're pretty old." "Not that old." "Let me see that." ""adg-uh-ruh"?" "Ajira." "It's an airline." "It's based out of India, but they fly everywhere." "Great." "Maybe they got a flight out of here to Vegas tonight." "Who came in these?" "Other Others?" "Don't look at me." "My question is, when are they coming back?" "Let's not wait to find out." "This plan sounded a hell of a lot better when we were going by motorboat." "How far is this place?" "It's around that point." "Not more than a couple hours." "Oh, joy." "You all right?" "I saw Kate." "What?" "Last night, in the jungle." "Before the last flash." "She was delivering Claire's baby." "But that was two months ago." "Time travel's a bitch." "Get down!" "Paddle!" "I think they want their boat back!" "Move!" "Are these your people?" "!" "No!" "Are they yours?" "!" "Shut up and keeping paddling!" "Little help!" "Little help!" "Paddle harder!" "They're getting closer!" "Thank you, lord!" "I take that back!" "Everybody, paddle!" "Head for the shore!" "Kate, just because the guy told you that he was meeting his client doesn't mean that they're here in L.A." "He could've just told you that to-to throw you off." "Or they're in that hotel right now." "Okay." "And what if they are?" "What if the person who wants to take Aaron is sitting in that hotel room right now?" "Then what?" "Come on." "Come with me." "We'll- we'll go get Aaron, we'll put our heads together, and we'll figure something out." "All right." "Oh, my God." "It's Claire's mother." "Wait." " What am I waiting for, Jack?" " Wait." "I just..." "Let's just think about this for a minute." " She knows." " Maybe she doesn't know." "No, but she knows about Aaron, and that's all that matters." "Let me go talk to her." "What?" "If I can just explain to her why we did it, maybe if I can get her to understand why..." "She'll listen to me." "I can fix this, Kate." "I can fix it." "Aaron is my family, too." "Dr. Shephard?" "Hello, Ms. Littleton." "Um..." "May I come in?" "Of course." "You look drenched." "No, no." "No, I'm fine." "God, I haven't seen you since your father's funeral." "How did you even know I was here?" "I knew you were here, Ms. Littleton, because I followed your lawyer." "Why would you do that?" "I'm" " I did it because, um..." "I understand that you feel the need to do this." "But I need you to know that everything that Kate and I have done... it was for Aaron." "Who's..." "Aaron?" "I" " I'm afraid I'm not following you." "Ms. Littleton, um..." "What are you doing here in Los Angeles?" "Let's go." "Drive." "Then call Sun and tell her to bring Aaron to the Long Beach Marina." " We'll meet her there." " What-wh-what are you talking about?" " What happened?" " Kate, we have to go now." "I'm not going anywhere until you tell me what just happened." "She doesn't know anything." "What?" "She doesn't know." "She still thinks that Claire is dead." "She doesn't even know that Aaron exists." "But the lawyer...?" "She sued Oceanic, and she's in town to pick up her settlement." "What, and it's just a coincidence that her lawyer happens to be the same one that's trying to take my son?" "I don't know." "But whoever's trying to take Aaron..." "It's not her." "Then who is it?" "Can I ask you something?" "Why'd you take it upon yourself to rescue Hugo?" "I had to make sure Hurley was safe." "You can pull in over here." "Mr. Linus." "Mr. Norton." "I looked into it, and they don't have any kind of solid case against Reyes." "The M.E. said that the man found outside" "Santa Rosa was killed before Reyes escaped." "That's very good news." "We have a prelim hearing in the morning." "The judge will never let it get past that, and Reyes will be a free man." "Thank you, Dan." "Anytime." "Who was that?" "That's my lawyer." "Okay." "Remind me never to do that again." "Where are we?" "It's hard to say till it gets light." "We didn't get a chance to finish our conversation." "What conversation was that?" "The one before they started shooting at us, where you were about to tell me how it felt to see Kate again." "I wasn't about to tell you anything." "Why don't you tell me now?" "I was close enough to touch her." "If I'd wanted to, I could've... stood right up and talked to her." "Why didn't you?" "What's done is done." "Juliet?" "What's wrong?" "Come and look at this!" "It's wreckage." "Looks like it just happened." "Anybody speak French?" "Jack, why did you call me today?" "I told you." "I was..." "I was worried." "But why?" "Why were you worried?" "Why today?" "I don't..." "Right before I called you, Sayid was attacked." "And the guy that did it..." "your address was in his pocket." "Sayid?" "What's he doing here?" "That's not important right now." "What matters is that we get you and Aaron someplace safe." "Safe from who?" "Hello, Kate." "It's okay." "He's with me." "He's with you?" "I know this is gonna be hard to understand, but he's here to help us." "To help everyone that we left behind." "We all need to be together again." "It's him." "What?" "It's him." "He's the one who's trying to take Aaron." " No." "No." "You- you don't understand." " No, Jack." "She's right." "It was me." "Sorry." "Who the hell do you think you are?" "Why don't you just stay away?" "!" "Why don't you leave me and my son alone?" "!" "Because he's not your son, Kate." "You all right?" "No understand." "You speak English?" "A little." "Are you okay?" "Yes." "How did you get here?" "Boat." "Who is he?" "What does he say" "He said he came on a boat." "What boat?" "It's gone." "Sink." "It must've been caught in the same storm as ours." "Who are you?" "How long you in the water?" "I don't know." "How do you not know how you wound up in the middle of the ocean, huh?" "Leave him alone." "He's in shock." "Can you get me him some water?" "Merci, Robert." "Thank you." "What is your name?" "Kwon Jin." "Jin." "Hello, Jin." "I'm Danielle." "Danielle Rousseau." "subtitle by team ydy. com edited and synced by rogard"

"No, honey, I'm fine." "Never better." "You just, uh-You told me to call after the jump, so here I am." "See?" "You worried for nothing." "Not sure when I'm gonna be home exactly." "Um, things are a little bit... up in the air right now." "Um, I'm just- I'm waitin' on the other guys." "N-Nothing." "Nothing." "Just, uh, still stoked from the jump is all." "Honey, don't worry." "Okay?" "I'm fine." "I'm just" "Peekaboo." "Christine, look." "Mommy's gone." "Peekaboo." " Peekaboo." " What are you doing?" "I don't understand." "She was lunging forward at six months, waving good-bye at seven months." "She routinely masters tasks... several months beyond her age group." "Ah, she's brilliant." "Very smart, just like her dad." "Mom." "Then she should be able to grasp... the conceptual elements of peekaboo before the others in day care." "Is that some kind of, like, “Baby Mensa” requirement or something?" "It demonstrates an infant's ability to understand object permanence." "Peekaboo." "Peekaboo!" "Morning." "How is everyone?" "Christine-she doesn't understand peekaboo." " Beg your pardon?" " Peekaboo." "Her cognitive recognition skills... belie her inability to engage in the game." "Peekaboo." "You're scarin' her." "Peekaboo." "Now you're both scaring' her." "Peekaboo." "Peekaboo." " Peekaboo." " Bones, it really is a ridiculous game." "I agree." "It's no hide-and-seek." "The Kazurinsky child loves peekaboo, and she's one month younger than Christine." "Kazurinsky?" "What does that have to do with anything?" "Booth." "Peekaboo." "Peekaboo." "Right, right." "Okay." "On our way." "So, Mommy and Daddy gotta go catch the bad guys." "Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom." "Okay, Uncle Sweets here- right here-this guy?" " He's gonna take you to day care." " Uncle Sweets?" "I love you even if you can't" "Peekaboo." "Okay." "Bones?" "Peekaboo." "Bones, okay." "Let's go." "Peekaboo." "Bones, she'll probably be playing poker when we get back." "I'll make sure she plays with the Kazurinsky kid." "Good idea." "Peekaboo." "Nothin'?" "Nothin'." "What the hell happened here?" "It's quite intriguing." "Well, you're not kidding." "Okay." "What the hell is that thing?" "I'm thinkin', uh, it's Mothman." "Of course you would, bug boy." "All right, Bones, just be careful on that thing." "Take it up." "So what have we got here?" "Blood on the passenger seat's been wiped clean." "More than just a cut finger, that's for sure." "Somebody drove a bleeding cocoon here and just took off?" " Yeah. it makes you long for a simple stabbing, doesn't it?" " Not really." "You know what I'm thinking?" "Reports indicate that Mothman is a flying creature... with a 10-foot wingspan and red eyes." "Those witnesses saw... what was most likely a sandhill crane, which can grow to be as tall as a man and has red feathers around its eyes." "How do you explain this, huh?" "We could be witnessing the birth of a new species." "Mothman?" "You are a scientist, Dr. Hodgins." "And these remains are undeniably human." "The prominent brow ridge and the slanted frontal bone... indicate the victim is a Caucasian male." "Yeah, it does look humany." "Sorry to disappoint you." "So perhaps you can find a reasonable, scientific explanation for the cocoon." "What are you gonna do, cut the seats open?" "Someone thought they wiped the blood away from the seat, but look at this." "Blood." "This is no accident." "You know what?" "The gear shifter's in neutral." "Somebody pushed this car down here." "The car slammed into the boulder, catapulted the whatever-that-is into the tree." "Whoever drove this car really went through a lot of trouble... to make it look like an accident, that's for sure." "Whoa!" "What are you doing?" "We have to cut into the cocoon to get to the remains." "We don't even know what we're dealing with yet." "I don't want to hear about Mothman anymore, Dr. Hodgins." "Something spun this cocoon around our victim, okay?" "I'm not saying it's Mothman... yet." "But, you know, until I determine exactly what did do it" "I won't disturb it." "I'll just cut a small opening... to see if I can determine cause of death or any other markers... that might be of immediate value." "Just be careful." "Oh, my God." "Dr. Hodgins, can you please get the bugs off my eyes?" " Yeah." " It's difficult to see." "Huh." "Could you, please?" "Right, yes." "I'm sorry." "I think there's a couple more." "Yeah." "Okay, hold on." "The crashed vehicle was registered to a James Sutton." "James Sutton?" "You know him?" "Yeah." "Well, adventurer, archaeologist, book writer" "Temple of Doom guy." "I read his work on the Mayan calendar and end of the world." " Guess what." " Didn't happen?" "Plus, he misspelled “Mayan” and “calendar, ” so" "Well, Sutton's physician provided us with his medical records." "Sutton suffered from chronic sinusitis." "Note the distinctive scalloping." "Now these are the X-rays from our victim's sinuses." "They match?" "Why is he wrapped in a shroud?" "Hyphantria cunea- webworms." "The larvae spin webs over the branches... to support them while they consume the foliage." "Ah." "And since Sutton was caught in the leaves, he was encased." "Yeah." "Can you estimate how long ago they started on him?" "Five days, give or take." "Dr. Hodgins?" "Yeah?" "How long is this gonna take?" "Yeah, it's gonna be a while." " Is there an alternative?" " Actually, there is." " Will I be sorry I asked?" " Oh." "I'm sorry I asked if I'll be sorry I asked." "Carry on." "So I was working up a psych profile on our victim using these." "He likes to read cheesy books." "No, no." "He likes to write 'em." "Stuff on dinosaurs, Atlantis, magnetic vortexes, the bride of Jesus." " Adventurous type, huh?" " Adventurous types get killed all the time." "Usually by jealous husbands or cannibals in New Guinea." "At what age does a kid master peekaboo?" "Okay." "Gear change." "Um, if you're asking about Christine" " Why the hesitation?" " Mmm. it's not about Christine." "Why is it when I ask you something, it's never about what I'm asking you about?" " It's about Dr. Brennan." " Ah, no, Sweets." "Listen to me." "She is very competitive- extraordinarily competitive." "If I were a parent, I would be a little concerned... about the kind of pressure that that places on a growing child." "Thank you." "You're welcome." "Um, okay." "So what Sutton does... is he writes these books, and then he-he tries to sell... the artifacts that are front and center, like dinosaur eggs, um, manuscripts, ancient tools and weapons, fossils, et cetera." " So competition is contagious?" " Yeah." "You asked." "I need a list of people... who bought this guy's bogus artifacts." "That's my cue to get the hell out of here." "Why are there still creepy-crawlies on our victim?" "Wait till you see this." "This is gonna be fun." "What is this?" " Crows." " I know what they are." "Why are they here?" "They happen to have a voracious appetite for webworms." "[ Cawiflg 1" "They're fun, right?" "Let me know when I can have my tissue." "Feed, my children." "Feed." "Okay, that's not funny when you're alone." "Yeah." "No, that was just creepy." "Okay." "All right." "what is she saying?" "She misunderstood." "She thought James died in motor vehicle accident." "I told her it was not an accident." "Our records show that you only came to the U.S. about a month ago." "Marina and James met in Chechnya Republic... in village outside of Grozny." "In the mountains." "Lake Kezenoi." "They got married in Grozny, then came back here to live." " How about you?" " I been in U.S. five years." "First on student visa." "Then I graduate, find work." "I live in Cleveland." "I came here when James is disappear." " So, uh, what do you do?" " Engineering." " This matters?" " It matters, yeah." "Did your husband say or do anything differently in the past few weeks?" "Uh, we brought things back with us from Russia." "James was, um" "Anxiety." "Also, um" " Excited." " It sounds like someone taking a big risk for a big reward." " What did he bring into the country?" " I don't know." "Old things." "[ Coughs 1" "My sister is very sad that the man she loved will never know his child." "This is the nicest storage facility I've ever seen." "Well, it's climate controlled, 24-hour security." "You store something here, you care about it." "Whatever Sutton brought back from Russia... must have been very valuable." "Well, let's go find out." "Okay." "It looks like he worked here, Booth." "Mmm." "Hey, Bones, bones." "Get it?" "What are you doin'?" " You don't know where that's been." " It's been- it's been in Russia." "It's human." "You can tell by licking the bone?" "Because of its porosity, human bone sticks to the tongue while animal bone doesn't." "No, no, no, no, no." "There's gotta be another test." "You don't lick bones." "Who licks bones?" "This place is starting to look like a serial killer's lair." "This must be the manifesto." "No." "These bones are not the victims of a serial killer." "Oh, what, you can tell that by licking them too?" "If this documentation is correct, these remains date back to Paleolithic times." "What do you mean, like dinosaur times?" "No, Booth." "Homo sap/ens and dinosaurs never coexisted, but" "These remains are thousands of years old." "Thousands?" "This is an amazing find." "According to the victim's notes, all the remains were found... at the same dig site near Lake Kezenoi in Chechnya." "So Dr. Sutton might not have been such a hack after all." "Just because he had them doesn't mean he knew their importance." "All of his notes are well organized." "I think he knew exactly how valuable they are." "Why are you even here, Dr. Edison?" "He's the resident anthropologist in charge of ancient remains." "I told him to take the remains back to his lab." "But this could be a very important find." "And since I have written extensively... on ancient remains and was recognized by the Cambridge Archaeological Society... for my work on the Lagar Velho finds, I should be examining these." "But we have a murder to solve, Dr. Brennan." "Crime, you." "Ancient history, me." "Remember?" "Yes." "But I would think you would want nothing more than my expertise." "I'm well aware you would think that." "But I don't want to take you from your murder." "Could you please pack these up and take these down to 407... in the anthropology suite, please?" "No, I don't believe this." "ltaughtyou." "And I'm very grateful." "I promise, you'll be thanked when I publish." "The tests on the remaining tissue... show no signs of contusions." "Excuse me?" "Our murder victim." "From this millennium." "Fine." "But I just hope that I'm available when Dr. Edison needs help." "Hey." "Hi." "I'm almost done." "Just removing the last of the particulates that I found." "Where's Dr. B.?" "Oh, in her office, trying to accept that Dr. Edison is in charge of the old bones." " Oh." " Yeah." "She'll be okay." " Yeah, that's not true." " I know." "She's very competitive." "You think?" "Clark has no idea what he's getting himself into." " Now, Dr. Brennan knows the boundaries." " You really believe that?" "Absolutely." "Not." "Can we get back to the murder?" "It's so much easier to deal with." "Right." "So, I found some particulates embedded in the scraping wound on the back of the ribs." "Any idea what it is?" "Well, no." "Dr. Brennan thought that there was evidence" "That animals might have gotten to the remains." "So maybe they left 'em." "I'll run it through the mass spec and" "Oh, man." "Clark says that he needs me." "I don't want to get in between him and Dr. Brennan." "And you also have particulates to analyze, don't you?" "Right." "Yes." "Good." "Thank you." "I am on it." "The last appointment that Sutton had before he died was with his publisher." "Hey, look, maybe she can give us something." "Dr. Edison is going to make a fool of himself without my help." "Right." "Okay." "Are you even listening to me?" " What?" " Oh, wow, okay." "I guess not." "Look, it's Clark's job." "It's Clark's job, not yours." "Just let it go." "Do you think it's right not to have the best person analyze the remains?" "Maybe you're afraid that he'll do just fine without you." " Excuse me?" " I'm just saying, it's" "Is this about the bones, or is this about you?" "I believe they are one and the same." "Does that apply to Christine too?" "What?" "Are you saying that I use Christine to make myself look good?" "Oh, your words, not mine." "I am just saying that Clark might do things his own way, and the same holds true for Christine." " Shouldn't we be focusing on the case?" " That's a good idea." "These books Sutton wrote are dreadful." "What publisher would allow such inaccuracies?" "Well, I'm thinking one that wanted to make money off a modern-day Indiana Jones, huh?" "It's all about the cash." "I still can't believe Jim's dead." "We fixed time of death at three days ago." "When was the last time you spoke to him?" "Um, about a month ago." "He called from Grozny, said that he had made an important find." "We were supposed to talk about it last Friday." "Did he say exactly what it was that he found in Chechnya?" "No." "But he was very excited, and he said that he was finally going to be able... to publish something of real scientific merit." "So he knew that his previous books were sensationalistic nonsense." " Bones." " We prefer to view them as... an accessible way for the public to get introduced to archaeology." "But an entire book on fossilized dinosaur eggs?" "It was quite successful in the youth market." "The profits from these books-did they pay for his expeditions?" "Not exactly." "What he would do is feature... an artifact in the book and then sell it." "Tell you the truth, it was almost always to the same guy." " Who was this man?" " All I know is he's a businessman in Texas." " L-I never got his name." " And these artifacts were legal?" "I don't know." "I have absolutely nothing to do with that part of the business." "25,000 years-you'd think that they'd just have a fire pit." "Homo sap/ens already had tens of thousands of years of working with fire." "The stones found at the site indicate a domed hearth." "This is all just becoming so real." "I just want to put faces on them all." "Well, the skulls are there for you." "My paper would definitely be enhanced with illustrations." "Hi, Angie." "I got your text." "What are you doing here?" "Making history live, and you are gonna help." "Oh." "Urn," "I'd rather not get between Clark and Dr. Brennan." "Hodgins, we just need to know the plant and insect life... in the Northern Caucasus 25,000 years ago." "Wait a minute." "Wait." "Are you actually afraid of Brennan?" "Yeah." "More than you are of me?" "Epigaea gaultheroides was common, as was Betula medwedewii." "Could you put that in the binder?" "Mm-hmm." "We tracked down the guy that Sutton sold his artifacts to." "Wayne Wilson." "Texas oil money." "Spends a lot of time in D.C." "Wilson is a fundamentalist." "He's the sole support of the country's largest creationist museum." "Are you saying he's one of those guys who believes that the world is 6,000 years old?" "And yet he routinely bought artifacts from Sutton that were way older." "Why would a true believer buy artifacts that he refuses to believe even exist?" "Perhaps he suffered a crisis of faith." "The psychological stability of the true believer... rests entirely on a superior posited authority." "Now if that authority is removed or questioned" " The guy goes wacky." " I was gonna use a more technical term." "That's why I interrupted you." "All right, look." "According to Sutton's e-mails," "Wilson funded his entire trip and was getting angry... 'cause Sutton wouldn't turn over the bones." "I tell you what." "You to talk to Wilson, do your “shrinky” thing." "See if he, you know, flipped out." "Gonna do my “shrinky” thing." "Go." "These conifers would have provided cover... so that the fire wouldn't be seen by predators." "Width of distal epiphysis is 3.74 centimeters." "Dr. Brennan, hi." "You know, I was just leaving." "There would be a shelter next to the hearth... made from branches and animal skins... with a ground cover made of leaves." "I know." "We were just getting that stuff" "And moss should be used in the fire as well as wood." "Yeah-I was told that you found particulates... in the scraping wound on the rib, Dr. Hodgins." "Yes." "Yeah." "Dried tissue." "Some kind of hide." "Um, I'm-I'm assembling a list of potential objects that could be made from it." "Seems to me you are gardening." "We are in the middle of a murder investigation, Dr. Hodgins." "It's my fault." "I'm sorry." "I begged him." "Look, this is becoming an extraordinary find." "I've discovered the remains of four" "No need to explain to me, Dr. Edison." "Crime is my domain." "This is yours." "I know." "But as a fellow anthropologist," "I thought you would be interested to know... that these remains are both Neanderthal and Homo sap/ens." "In the same site?" "No, I don't think so." "These pieces are from a skull of a Homo sap/ens male." "And we have the 0s coxae and various metacarpals... and phalanges of a Homo sap/ens female." "And the rib and femur of a Neanderthal male." " This is remarkable." " And I have the femur, mandible, humerus and skull... of a female child, approximately three years old." "Yeah, it's very sad." "She was only a toddler." "Do you know what this means?" "Homo sap/ens and Neanderthals living together... in the same cave, using the same resources." "Look at you two, sharing." "It's beautiful." "Mixed tribe cohabitating." "This is unprecedented." "Oh-I do plan on crediting you, Dr. Brennan." "In a secondary capacity, of course." "I believe it is I who will be crediting you in a secondary capacity, Dr. Edison." "Excuse me?" "The injury to the parietal was caused by a blow with a sharp weapon." "This Homo sap/ens was murdered, which is a crime." "So these bones are now mine." "Violence has plagued the human race from the very beginning-before language, before fire." "It is the source of the Cain and Abel myth." "Yes, violence sucks." "But what sucks even more... is that the most fascinating thing that's ever happened to me in my career... turns out to be a mere crime." "So you agree that the investigation of this crime should fall to me." " Oh, you would like that, wouldn't you?" " Yes." "That's why I suggested it." "The crimes you solve are just mere current events." "This is history." "Are you able to define the exact moment at which current events become history?" " Yes. 100 years." " You just made that up on the spot." "This-This happened over 25 millennia ago, Dr. Brennan." "Even you can't count that as “current events.”" " it does in geologic terms." " Well, luckily, neither one of us is a geologist." "Well, as it happens, I had a paper published by the Geological Society of America." "And I've had two published by Geophysical Systems." " Which is for dilettantes and amateurs." " Oh, really?" "Whoa, whoa." "Stop, stop." "What is going on here?" "Well, Dr. Brennan here feels that because these ancient individuals... died in a violent manner, that somehow it's a forensic concern." "And Dr. Edison feels that history began a hundred years ago." "What?" "That's not even an accurate representation of my meaning." " You can stop all this by simply declaring this a homicide." " Oh, no, she can't." "Yes, I can." "It's a technicality, but we live in a world of technicalities." " World of technicalities." " But..." "I'm not gonna do that." "Clark can keep the bones here." " Dr. Brennan can have access" " No." "But" "And if either one of you says another word, I'm gonna rule in favor of the other." "Now drop the egos and figure out what happened to this poor caveman." "Could you believe she just called him a caveman?" "Unforgivable." "But I'm not saying anything else until I'm completely certain she's gone." "I can hear you." "Damn." "Mr. Wilson, how long ago was the Earth created?" "I believe you're asking me if I believe in the Book of Genesis, which I do." "Mm-hmm." "So 6,000 years?" "According to the Bible." "Scientists tell us that the universe is 13 billion years old, and the Earth four-and-a-half billion years old." "Well, who you gonna believe?" "God or a bunch of scientists?" "You own an oil company?" "Does God tell you where to dig, or do you count on a bunch of scientists to tell you?" "Oh." "I get what's happening here." "What's happening here?" "The F.B.l. sent a psychologist to ask me questions... because they want to know if I am a religious fanatic." "Well, I know that you're religious, sir." "What I'm trying to figure out is if your religious convictions led you to kill James Sutton." "€œFear them not therefore:" "for there is nothing covered... that shall not be revealed, and hid that shall not be known.”" " Book of Matthew." " “Thou shalt not murder.” Deuteronomy." "I keep the Commandments, Dr. Sweets, all 10 of 'em." "You bought these fossilized dinosaur eggs from Sutton." "Correction." "I bought those rocks from Mr. Sutton." "Mmm." "You also bought this figurine that Sutton found in northern Germany... dated at approximately 32,000 years." "Who doesn't like a pretty girl?" "Plus, I love history." "I own a museum." "None of the artifacts you bought from Sutton made it in your museum." "It's my museum, Dr. Sweets." "I decide what does and does not get into it." "Do you destroy the items that contradict your creationist views, or do you simply lock them away where they can't do any harm?" "We all do what we can do to make the world a better place." "You fronted Sutton money to go to Chechnya... because he was after bones that were 25,000 years old." "They call it the Chechen Republic now." "Right." "Now Sutton refused to sell you... what he found and for which you'd already paid." "Probably because he knew that you'd destroy 'em or lock 'em away." "He stole from me." "That's a fact." "The Bible calls lying “bearing false witness, ” right?" "So I have to ask, did God tell you to kill James Sutton?" "You know what God is telling me right now?" " To get a lawyer?" " See there?" "The word of God is audible to all of those who listen." "Why are you so depressed?" "You run out of your marshmallows?" "Well, my “happy tribe” theory is kaput." "The Homo sap/ens male was clearly murdered by a Neanderthal ax." "Hmm." "What have you got there?" "My sketches of people who lived 25,000 years ago." "Wow, these are good." "You can see us in 'em." "Yeah." "We could be looking at our own family, right?" " No." " Because this family stopped here?" "Yes." "You don't know that." "There could have been a brother out hunting that day... or a sister gathering nuts and" "I don't actually know what people did for a living back then, so" "This is wrong." "No, I don't think so." "This child is way too short for a Homo sap/ens three-year-old, especially compared to the height of the two Homo sap/ens parents." "Well, I got the measurements from you, Clark." "So if anybody's wrong, I think it was you." "The only way a Homo sap/ens child could be this short and stocky... is if she inherited traits from" "Oh, my God." "Wh-What?" "A shorter, thicker tibia is more suited to a Neanderthal than a human, which can only mean that" "That the child is Neanderthal." "Half Neanderthal." "Well, yeah, but then her father isn't her father." "This is her father." "See, that's not" "I mean, I don't think that" "I'm freaking out right now." " Is this a new thing?" " Yeah, Angela." "This is a new thing." "Dr. Brennan?" "Yes?" "You seem to be looking at both Sutton's remains and his notes." "That's accurate." "Those are two different cases." "One's a murder from a few days ago." "The other is a murder from 25,000 years ago." "Yes." "Dr. Brennan, I know the Neanderthal case is historic and exciting, but this man was murdered, and he left behind a widow and a fatherless child." "I think we should find out who did it." "I've cataloged the injuries to the ribs and spine." "Yes, there are traces of animal tissue in the bone." "When I was in the Maldives, I examined the remains of a woman... who'd been tied to a tree and whipped for cheating on her husband." "You think the animal tissue is leather?" "Yes, I believe that approximately two months before he was killed," "Dr. Sutton was flogged." "I think I found it." "Ouch." "Yeah, I got this from the Russian History Room." "It's called a knout in English, pronounced “ka-noot” in Russian." "Here's an interesting fact." "Most Germanic languages still pronounce the silent" "So knight is “ka-night, ” knife is “ka-nife”" "Fascinating." "So you think this is what Sutton was beaten with?" "Flogged." "Oh, yeah." "The tissue was a tanned hide." "Leather?" "Um, yeah." "It was from a Siberian musk ox." "Now, I ran it through the isotopic mass spec... and was able to isolate the geographic origin to the Chechen Republic in Russia." "That's the area where his dig was." "Yeah." "What did you find?" "Well, I have tissue samples from his back." "There's scarring on them that indicates that the flogging took place about two months ago." "Which would definitely place him in Chechnya." "The areas of impact on the flesh are pale with abrasions, bruising along both sides." "It's amazing that he survived a beating like this." "His wife was pregnant." "He had something to live for." "I'm surprised your brother didn't come with you this time." "He's working." "Mrs. Sutton, I know this is difficult, but telling us what happened to your husband might help us find who killed him." "Are you in danger?" "[Crying 1 No.No, no." "You know, he was flogged." "He was whipped." "You understand?" "Who did that to him?" "Our son will be named Valentine." "Is that name significant in some way?" "Yes." "It is a family name." "My family is, um" "I'm sorry." "I don't understand." "Do things... the old way." "Oh, traditional." "Okay." "Your family didn't want you to marry a foreigner, but you're pregnant." "Your father had Sutton whipped." "[Crying 1 We get to Grozny." "Hide." "James, when he gets better, we come here, to America." "Now is it possible that your father followed you here?" "No." "I have dishonored my family." "I am dead to him." "And now I can't go home." "And James is gone." "May I help you, Dr. Brennan?" "Dr. Edison." "No, I knocked, but I haven't touched anything." "It's okay." "You can examine anything you want." "I should have spotted it earlier, but apparently I was too busy competing with you to really see anything." "The child's large, pronounced brow ridge... is characteristically Neanderthal... while the radius and ulna appear to be Homo sap/ens." "I was stunned myself." "I thought Angela made a mistake." "Not Angela." "This was an interspecies family, the first of its kind, and I didn't take the time to notice." " Yeah, but you trained me to" " Congratulations belong to you." "Deservedly so, Dr. Edison." "Thank you." "It's no wonder Sutton didn't want to give these up." "I know." "I never thought I'd be part of a discovery like this." "Well, you probably wouldn't if you hadn't been trained so well." "I'll let you get back to work." "Okay." "Initially, I thought all of these markings... came from predators, but look at this." "The nick on the coracoid process." "That's not from a predator?" "The teeth would have to be very small." "And young predators don't usually feed with adults." "The adults bring the food back to them." "This injury had to have been caused by a weapon of some kind." "The coracoid process could only be exposed if the arm was raised." "As if the victim were warding off an attack." "The first blow must have been to the scapula." "Which caused this indentation here." "Then the victim turns to face the assailant, raises his arm in a defensive posture" "The murder weapon nicks the coracoid process, then travels downward into the armpit, slicing the axillary artery." "He died of exsanguination." "Exsanguination." "A completely severed axillary would pump about 100 c.c.'s of blood per heartbeat." "At that rate, the victim would have lost consciousness in less than 30 seconds." "And died in under a minute." "Dr. Brennan, I do believe we found cause of death." "Yes." "Together." "So, you were V.D.V. in the Russian army." " I'm a patriot." "So?" " That's like our Special Forces." "I'm sure you were taught how to target major arteries in hand-to-hand combat?" "I know how to defend myself." "Right." "According to your bank account, there's some major withdrawals in the past three months." "One bigger than the other." "You like to gamble?" "I play the horses once in a while." "Yeah, I know." "I've been there." "When you bet, you lose." "You get desperate." "You bet more just to get that rush." "I don't know what you're talking about." "No?" "I mean, you were broke two weeks ago." "Then you get this." "Electronic transfer from a Russian bank... for $20,000." "Someone paid off an old debt." "Yeah, it's possible." "I could see that." "But do you want to hear my theory?" "I'm thinking you come here and you want to make it big." "But you fall into debt." "So what do you do?" "You go to Daddy to bail you out." "And he agrees on one condition." "To restore the family honor, you had to take out your sister's husband." "You shouldn't talk about my family like that." "I can see that family means a lot to you." "You would do anything to protect their honor." "Am I right?" "I know my rights." "And I don't have to talk to you anymore." "So the nick to the coracoid process revealed microscopic fibers... of a dyed and coated linen." " Parts of the victim's clothing?" " No, because... the linen has been suffused with polyurethane." " I don't know what that means." " Well, it's" "I know what it means, obviously." "What I don't understand is its significance." "Bookbinding." "How could a book cut through the muscle tissue and sever a major artery?" "I guess we're looking for something that's covered in bookbinder's linen... that's sharper than a book." "That is correct." "I know what killed James Sutton." "Wha-Would you care to share it with me?" "I have to get Booth." "Nope." "Yeah, okay." "I'll just find out later." "Just because I don't have an alibi does not mean that I killed Jim." "Doesn't exactly clear you either." "These books." " What about them?" " They cover a wide range of topics... that would've been useful in this killing." " Really?" "Like what?" " This book is about... how to commit the perfect murder." "Why would you publish something like that?" "It was written by a man on death row." "How could he possibly be an expert on the perfect murder?" "Hmm." "What else we got here?" "Oh." "Oh, look at this." "You missed one, Bones." ""L-low to Remove Stains.” There's blood on the floor here." "I bet it says to use bleach on blood." "That doesn't work." "You publish trash." "I cut my foot on a rock in the garden." "It bled a lot." " I estimate about two liters." " Two liters." "I'm surprised you didn't pass out." "Okay, I'm sorry." "The bookends- they come in pairs?" " I only ever had one." " Really?" "Not in this picture you didn't." "I see two." "This is a likely match for the indentation... on the posterior surface of Sutton's scapula." "So you're saying that I killed Jim with a bookend?" "That's ludicrous." "D.N.A. will tell us if the blood on the floor matches Sutton's." "It's only a matter of time." "You come clean with us, I'll tell the judge you cooperated." "When he called me from Russia, I could hear it in his voice." " Something changed." " He'd fallen in love." "Oh, no." "It was never about her." "We were a team." "Until he decided to publish in some ridiculous journal for no pay... and leave me out of it." "He betrayed me." "He wanted to be taken seriously as an archaeologist, which is a very high calling." "You should've let him have that." "Well, you're under arrest for the murder of Dr. James Sutton." "Hello, everybody." "We are extremely gratified... that there are so many people who are interested in what happened 25,000 years ago." "Even the F.B.l. is interested." " It was a crime." " Well, F.B.l.'s all about crime." " So can we get goin' here?" " But I think this is Clark's story to tell." "Dr. Edison." "O-Okay, all right." "Yes, uh" "Are you gonna let Clark have all this glory?" "He put it together." "I only helped." "Dr. Hodgins, would you stand in for the Neanderthal father?" "Yes." "Dr. Saroyan, would you be the Homo sap/ens mother?" " And, um" " No." " No?" " Don't even think about it." "Okay." " Dr. Sweets, would you be our interloper?" " Okay." "All right, gentlemen, could you go this way?" "And I'll call you when I need you." "It was a warmish morning in the late fall... in the foothills of the Caucasus Mountains." " E-Excuse me, if I may?" " Oh, boy." "How do you know it was a warmish morning?" "Uh, spores and fungi tell us that it was a very warm autumn." "Bug boy." "Mom was grinding acorns into paste between rocks." "The grinding rocks were a part of Sutton's find, as were some acorn husks." "A very warm autumn." " Yes." " Now, there was a little girl, only three years old, who was sleeping under some skins here in the shelter." "Which is our cue for Dad to come in with dinner." "Right, good." "Hark!" "I bring thee meat, which we thus shall feast upon and" "Hey, honey- it's not Shakespeare." "Right." "Yes." "Good." "Sorry." "Um-Um-Rah, caveman." "Please don't say “caveman.”" "This is not a family like others." "They were outcasts." "This family lived apart because they were not accepted." "Time for the interloper." " What do I do?" " Throw your spear at Dad." " Why?" " We found a greenstick fracture... on the father's left ninth rib... that is consistent with the ballistic trajectory of a thrown weapon." "Homo sap/ens were the first to throw a spear at their prey... rather than simplyjab at it." "Well, Homo sap/ens can go straight to hell then." "Oh, everyone in this room's Homo sap/ens." "Not me-I'm Neanderthal." "Mom then attacked the interloper with her grinding stone, fracturing his left humerus." "He then retaliated by striking her in the face." "And down Mom went with a broken jaw, and very likely a crushed larynx." "But her actions gave Dad time to pick up his stone hatchet" "[ Grunts I and strike the interloper." "Dude, lie down." "You're dead." " I'm not gonna lie down." " Well, you should." "I just split your skull wide open." "Okay." "All right." "We got it." "The bad guy is dead." "What happened next?" "As I was saying, the interloper was killed instantly." "The father bled out in less than three minutes." "What happened to the mother?" "Her larynx was crushed." "She suffocated to death." "Okay, but the little girl- she was okay, right?" "No, actually, she was only three years old and" "She was all alone." "What the hell?" "Why didn't the other villagers take her in?" "Because she was h a If Homo sap/Zens and half Neanderthal." "No one wanted her." "The lines of arrest on the child's teeth... indicate that she starved to death." "Wow." "So you're saying the world's first hate crime... ended with the starvation of a little girl?" "No." "Booth, it doesn't end in hate." "No, before he died," "Dad crawled over to the mom where they died together." " And then" " The little girl's last action... was to come over... and lie down with her parents." "Which is how Sutton found the bones." "Together." "You know, that was really nice of you to let Clark have his moment, Bones." "Well, I'm a very nice person." "Yes, you are." "You know what?" "You're very nice." "You gotta work on your modesty though." "Well, I am being modest because I actually did something even nicer." " Oh, really?" "What was that?" " I told Clark... to replace my authorship credit with Dr. James Sutton." "That way, one day Sutton's son will see what a great discovery he made." "You're right." "It was very nice." "I don't want to pass my failings on to Christine, Booth." " What failings?" " Hyper-competitiveness, arrogance, insensitivity to the feelings of others." "You know what?" "Thumbs-up for self-realization there, Bones." "Actually, two thumbs up." "You should make a similar effort." " What?" " Not to pass on your failings." "Whoa, whoa, whoa." "What do you mean?" "What failings?" "Oh, it's time for bed." " Wait, what failings?" " You know." "We're gonna have a bath." "We'll get yourjammies on." "What, is this because I won't walk under ladders?" "We'll have some milk, wash your hair." "Oh." "What is this, my sweet tooth?" "Yeah." "So I like to have a beer every once in a while in the bathtub." "What's so bad about that?" "What failings?" "What's that mean?"

"Previously, on Top Chef Masters..." "God help me." "Seven of the most acclaimed chefs in America put their reputations on the line in one culinary clash of the titans." "Hello, chefs." "Maroon 5 asked the chefs to rock out a family-style meal on a tour bus." "Why are you going to the spice thing, too?" "I'm going to the spice thing." "Ugh!" "Traci scored her second win of the day with her Japanese-inspired steak." "Traci's steak was really well executed." "But Alex overextended himself, taking on too many dishes." "The enchilada just had a bizarre texture." "Please return to the tour bus and pack your knives." "Six chefs remain." "But only one can emerge victorious and win the grand prize of $100,000 for their charity, furnished by Kitchenaid, and be crowned as the winner of Top Chef Masters." "♪ Top Chef Masters 3x07 ♪ Date Night Original Air Date on May 18, 2011" "== sync, corrected by elderman ==" "Hello, everyone." "Hi." " Oh, what are we doing?" " Yeah." "Oh, gosh." "A nose thing?" "We walk into the Top Chef Masters kitchen, and there's a bunch of stuff on our stations-- headphones, nose plugs, and..." "Lovely, a blindfold." "As chefs, we use our senses all the time." "Well, today we're gonna see just how well tuned your senses are." "Here we go." "On the station in front of you, is a nose plug, blindfold, and headphones." "You'll use these to identify five ingredients by using just one sense." "The chef that identifies the least amount of ingredients in each round is out of the game." "The last chef standing will receive $5,000 for their charity." "But unfortunately, chefs, immunity is no longer on the table." "I think we're all terrified." "There's no more immunity." "It's more competitive." "People are gonna fall off, and we're gonna get to be a very small group." "It's getting down to the wire." "The first round is taste-- a test of your palate." "Please put on your nose plug and blindfold, and get ready to put on your headphones." "I feel so sexy right now." "I am claustrophobic." "I have a balance issue." "And with my ears closed, my nose closed, and my eyes closed, I am not gonna be able to do this." "Time will start when the waiters put your trays down." "You'll have one minute to taste each of the five ingredients in front of you." "You can now put your headphones on." "My concern is that I'm gonna put something in my mouth that's just gonna provoke a gag reflex, 'cause I'm not looking at it." "I'm not really tasting these things," "I'm trying to make a guess from how they feel, because the taste, without my sense of smell, is just not happening." "Time's up, chefs." "Ugh!" "I'm wearing it." "My ears kept jamming up every time I chewed." "Please write down what you think you just tasted-- five ingredients." "Not only having to identify these in a very disoriented state, but to have to remember them and write them down, that's the part I'm stumbling over." "Are you ready to find out what you just tasted?" " Yes." " Ugh!" "So first up, we had water chestnuts." "Who got that right?" "Floyd, you missed it." "What did you think it was?" " I thought it was jicama." " Very similar texture." "Worcestershire sauce." "Traci, you took a bath in it, obviously." "I did, unhappily." "Cashews." " Cashews, not walnuts." " Papaya." "I wrote down papaya, and I changed it to tomato." "I don't know why." "Our last ingredient, mustard green." "Oh, no!" "Nobody." "What did you all think it was?" " Basil." " Parsley." "I get one out of five." "And I'm really disappointed." "Who got none?" "Floyd!" "Unfortunately, you're out of this competition." "You'll have to come over and sit this out in the wine room." "I'm so embarrassed." "I think that it was the disorientation that really threw me for a loop." "Next, we're gonna be testing your sense of smell." "I'm gonna give you five ingredients, and you're gonna have 60 seconds to smell those ingredients." "Put on your headphones, and your time starts now." "I can tell a lot using just my sense of smell." "I can tell when the wine and the alcohol is burned off of a reduction," "I just use it more than any other of my other senses." "Time's up, chefs." " Done." " Okay." "This is what you just smelled." "The first ingredient was epoisses cheese." "Did anybody get that correct?" "Hot sauce." "Ooh, I put capsicum." " Root beer." " Ugh!" "Root beer?" "Rice vinegar." "Hugh?" "I just smelled things I want." "I wrote coffee." " Mayonnaise." " Oh." "I didn't get it." "I have had many articles written about my love for mayonnaise." "So I'm disappointed in myself that I didn't recognize the smell." " I got nothing right." " Really?" "Traci, unfortunately, you're the only one that didn't get one right, so I'm gonna have to ask you to join Floyd in the wine room." " Floyd." " Welcome to my world." "Our next round, we're gonna test your sense of touch." "And we will eliminate two chefs that get the least amount of ingredients right." "Put your headphones on now." "As a proud father of a six- and an eight-year-old," "I know the features of your standard gummy bear." "Time's up, chefs!" "Please write down what you think you just felt." "Let's take a look." " Oh, ." " Our first ingredient, is chayote." "Also known as mirliton, right?" "That's right, so we'll accept that." "Arborio rice." " All right." " Blackberries-- all four of you." "Gummy bears." "Do you eat those down under?" "Okra." "Who got them all right?" "Okay, Celina and Naomi, you've tied for the least correct answers." "So I'm sorry, but you're both eliminated." "Come hither." "Hugh, Mary Sue, congratulations." "You're in the final round." "And one of you will win" "$5,000 for your charity." "And it all comes down to your final sense..." "Sound." "I grew up in a household where my mom was very hard of hearing." "I just never developed a really keen sense of hearing because of loud people talking so that my mom could hear." "So what do you think your sense of sound's like?" "I hear compliments, I don't hear complaints." "The first person to identify three ingredients correctly wins." "You can just go ahead and shout out the answer." "If you get that correct, then that's one point to you." "If you get it incorrect, then the other person gets a free guess." "We clear?" "Yep." "Ingredient number one." "Any guesses?" "Vinegar and soda?" "Okay, Hugh, you now get a free guess." "Tapioca?" "I'm shocked that they didn't get it." "I felt like if I would've been listening, rice krispies would've been a quick and easy one." "Neither of you got it correct, unfortunately." "It's rice krispies and milk." "Ah." "Ingredient number two." "Are you ready?" " Celery." " Celery!" "Hugh, I think you got in there just a hair in front of Mary Sue." "I wanted to see the photo finish on that one." " Celery." " Celery." "That's one point to Hugh." "Are you ready for your next ingredient?" "Yes." " Carrot." " Mary Sue?" " Celery." " You're both incorrect." "That was the crunch of a potato chip." " Really?" " It was a big crunch." "Evidently, large Australian males eat potato chips in a different way than Americans do." "Ice." "We haven't started yet." "Oh!" "Sorry." "Okay, the question is, here what am I doing?" "Shucking an oyster." " Oh." " Good work, Hugh." "Nice." "So that's two points to Hugh, which means if you get the next one right, you win the challenge and the $5,000 for your charity." "So the question is, what am I doing?" "Buttering toast." "Hugh, congratulations." "Well done." "Very good." "A quickfire like this is definitely challenging." "And it's fun to really look at how interconnected all of our senses really are-- mostly when it comes to food." "Well done, Hugh, that's $5,000 for your charity," "Wholesome Wave, furnished by Lexus." "That's awesome." "I feel beaten senseless." "It was love at first sight." "This is poignant and makes me throw up in my mouth." "For your next elimination challenge, we're gonna examine the relationship between food and another one of life's essentials-- love." "Many milestones in relationships revolve around food, from the first date to the wedding night." "To help us get romantic," "Top Chef Masters is gonna have a date night." "And to find out more, please welcome Chris." "How's it going, Chris?" "Good, how are you?" "Good to see you, buddy." " Hi, Chris." " Hi, Chris." "Chris, welcome to Top Chef Masters." "Tell us all about your loved one." "I've been dating my girlfriend, Victoria, for almost four years now." "And I can truly say it's been the best four years of my life." "She doesn't see this coming." "She doesn't think I'm ever going to do this, but..." "I am going to propose to my girlfriend." "Congratulations." "That's awesome." "You'll all be creating a six-course meal, each of you responsible for one course." "Your dish will be inspired by a seminal moment in Chris and Victoria's history." "The meal will be served tomorrow at date night for 21 couples, including the critics." "But Victoria has no idea that the biggest surprise of her life is coming at the end of the meal." "It's really sweet to see he's obviously so in love." "And it certainly is a huge public declaration." "Sweet." "I don't know what I would do if someone was paying that kind of attention to me." "To help you menu-plan, Chris is here to tell you more about his relationship with Victoria." "Take a seat in the wine room, and I'll see you for dinner tomorrow night with the critics-- good luck." " Hey, Chris." " How are you?" " How are you?" " Good." "Very well." "Well, thank you all so much, first of all." "This means a lot to me, and it's gonna mean a lot to Victoria." "Just to give you kind of, like, a visual idea of Victoria and I," "I'm gonna pass around these photos." "This is a big P.D.A. moment." "I'm not really big on P.D.A." "But that's okay." "I'm happy to cook." "We were friends until finally there was that moment of the first kiss." "Time stopped." "We knew at that moment, like, this is gonna develop into something much bigger." "My first kiss with my wife was amazing." "We had been friends for close to eight or ten years, but never dated." "We had gone on a trip with some friends, and we happened to be alone, and that's how the kiss happened." "That's when I realized I wanted to marry her." "As far as a favorite moment goes, one day we were walking down the street and saw a marquee that said, "Paris, je t'aime."" "She said "je t'aime" means "I love you."" "My first gift I ever got for her was a bracelet that said, "je t'aime."" "This is poignant..." "And makes me throw up in my mouth." "We go to sporting events every now and then, and there's kind of, like, tradition that we have to get a beer and pretzel." "It's small, but it's something that we really look forward to." "And she really tries to get me to be adventurous." "She was the first person to introduce me to Sushi." "And she actually made salmon, and she told me it was chicken." " Okay." " Once I realized it was salmon," "I was like, "ooh, your trickery."" "I don't know how she could've fooled him into thinking that salmon was chicken." "What about shellfish?" "We never had it." "Never?" "Really?" "And you think you're ready to get married, and you've never had clams or mussels?" "A lot of times, the ring is presented with dessert." "Do you guys have a favorite?" "For my birthday, she got me a red velvecake." "I got her an apple pie before, which we really enjoy." "She loves to plan these surprises, which is great, because now I'm about to plan the biggest surprise of her life." "This is fun." "Chefs and restaurants in general are always huge parts of people's lives, and they're milestone occasions." "Thank you." "Thank you so much." "Thanks, everybody." "Thank you." "It's an honor to be a part of it." "Okay, we have to do something French." "Can I take chicken?" "And I'm gonna do something French with it." "Yeah, that's fine." " I'll take dessert." " Do "je t'aime" on the plates." "All right." "I'm gonna take watermelon and make it look like tuna." "It's a surprise." "That's kind of cool." "She surprised him that one time." " Yeah." " Salmon--that's fun." "The last challenge was really eye-opening for me." "That was the first time I was in the bottom of any challenge, so I knew right then that I needed to go back to my roots." "And I'm gonna make things exciting as hell." "It's got to have a lot of flavor, with all the textures I can bring in." "You could do onion rings that look like bracelets." "And his first gift to her was a bracelet." "That's nice." "Don't say I never did anything for you, buddy." "Yeah, I know." " All right." " Time to shop." "I rush inside and go directly up to the meat department and see what they've got." "Give me 11 of those, about that size." "Chris and Victoria are not the most culinary people I've ever heard." "So my dish is gonna appeal to them because they like beef." "They like broccoli." "And then the onion ring is the real keepsake of this." "I think it really brings it back to the bracelet." "Now, the bracelet that he gave her was not edible." "But this one is." "50 chicken thighs." " All right." " Okay." "So I'll be back." "Thanks." "All right." "I want to do this dish that's braised chicken thigh." "But what if leaving chicken on the bone is a mistake?" "What if people are grossed out by that?" "There's things that can go wrong, and a lot of it has to do with the guests' expectation about what makes up a romantic meal." "Will you shout back at him and see if my thighs are ready yet?" "15 minutes!" "Do you guys have dried porcinis?" "Some black mussels?" "As fresh as you've got." "I am doing an apple galette for dessert." "And I'm also gonna do a little red velvet cupcake." "I'm definitely gonna make beer and soft pretzels." "I'm a little nervous." "Dessert's not my forte." "Everybody else has done dessert already, and I don't think it's anyone's great comfort zone." "And I sort of feel like it's-- you know, it's my turn." "Let's just hope that that's not the kiss of death for the chef." " We're in." " You got all your stuff?" " That's everything." " Press the magic button." "Look at that." "We get into our Lexus RX and drive to Top Chef Masters kitchen to start cooking." "We have two hours to prep tonight, and I have a lot to get done." "I want to get my mussels and clams scrubbed down." "I have to take the beards off of all the mussels." "You don't want to eat it." "It doesn't taste good." "And for Chris, who's never had mussels, it could ruin his idea of how delicious a mussel could be." "We have romantic dinners all the time." "I've got a list of things that definitely need to get done today." "I primarily need to get stock started." "I'm gonna be braising my chicken thigh." "I just want it to be, like, a powerful chicken flavor." "It's not always the prettiest, but a lot of heart goes into the food that I make." "Did somebody take all the carrots?" "The dish I'm making is kama sutra black pepper shrimp with watermelon, lime, and mint." "And I call it "kama sutra shrimp,"" "because I have two shrimp hugging each other." "It used to be a very popular dish at my restaurant." "And on date night, I think everybody's hoping that's where it's gonna go." "I think I'm a big romantic." "I love candlelight dinners." "When I proposed to my wife, we were out having dinner, and it wasn't even planned." "I think if you don't have romance in your life, what's the point?" "Our first wedding anniversary, we went to a steak house in New York." "And we paid through our noses for that meal." "And that was a point in our life where we couldn't afford very much." "So every time we eat steak at home, we always remember that one moment." "I got engaged on Valentine's day in a French restaurant." "I met my wife when I was 11." "I don't think cooking for her at that point in time was in the cards." ""Here's a peanut butter and jelly sandwich."" "Not tres romantic, unless you use the heart-shaped cutter." " I didn't get proposed to." " Neither did I!" "It was a conversation." "How long were you living together before you got married?" "Got married on our sixth anniversary of him moving in." "I think we were together about 15 years." "See, at that point, really, is he gonna surprise you by proposing?" "I mean..." "Yeah, right." "I met my husband when we were designing city restaurant." "I'd heard about him for years, because my business partner, Susan, had been married to him." "Every time I had boyfriend trouble, she would say, "oh, I wish you could meet my ex-husband, Josh." "He'd be so perfect for you."" "And I always thought, "yeah, sure, right."" "When he came out to talk to us about designing our new restaurant, it was love at first sight." "And that was 27 years ago." " 25 minutes." " Oy." "We're kind of all a little bit unsure of how adventurous his palate is." "So I think this is a very moderate interpretation of beef and broccoli." "There's definite pressure to make Chris and Victoria happy." "But I think that I need to be cooking food that I'm comfortable with." "You can take a risk and really come out on top, but you can take a risk and fall pretty far." "That one doesn't look very pretzel-like." "Celina's making pretzels." "Pretzel is something you eat on the street of New York." "It's hard to pull into a fine-dining experience." "Ten minutes, everybody!" "Uh..." "Fyi, everyone..." "This scale is inaccurate." "Traci has trained in French kitchens." "And she's elected to do pastry, which is a risky proposition for any chef that's not a pastry chef." "The scale was off by, like, three ounces." "That's a lot." "And then realizing that the scale is broken and that she has to start again, she could be making a pastry that would get her sent home." "Ugh." "I had trouble with one of the scales." "I'm not having a great cook." "With pastry, it's all about having to measure out all the ingredients." "And I'm having trouble with the equipment." "I've spent a lot of time doing something that I'm probably gonna throw in the garbage can tomorrow." "And so I'm just kind of freaked out." "35 seconds." "I'm not sure I'm gonna be able to pull it off." " Time's up." "Time's up." " Okay, let's go." "I had a bad day." " What are you doing?" " I'm going!" "I just snapped." "There's magic happening right now." "This is gonna be the most awkward moment in television history." "Our elimination challenge is to create a six-course menu-- each of us responsible for one dish-- for one special couple in particular," "Chris and Victoria." "And Chris is gonna ask for Victoria's hand in marriage at this special dinner." "Love is in the air for them." "And I'm happy to be a part of it." "We're down to six." "The competition is heating up dramatically." "I think everyone is feeling this sense of pressure." "I've made the watermelon look like tuna." "Served with a black pepper shrimp." "So you get sweet, sour, spicy." "That's kind of the food I like to do." "Chris seems very in love with Victoria, and he's been waiting for this opportunity for a long, long time, and I hope that she says yes." "It's my kama sutra shrimp." "Head to tail, tail to head, where would you see that?" "You making a pie?" " Uh, yeah, galettes." " Cool." "I need to make 43 apple galettes." "Yesterday the scale wasn't working." "And working with dough is not, you know, one of my strongest suits." "So it's taking me a lot longer than I would have thought." "I'm not doing the velvet cakes." "Okay." "Oh, darn it." "Darn it." "Did you cut yourself?" "Badly?" "Just..." " Oh!" " Right off the bat, the first thing I do is cut off the tip of my thumb." "I'm really just irritated." "Mary Sue, are you okay?" " I'll be fine." " I look over, and I see" "Mary Sue is throwing the top of her thumb into the garbage can." "Wait for a minute, okay?" "I haven't cut myself like that in decades, so it's really annoying." "I have to stop and tape it up..." "It's gonna hurt." "So that slows me down a little bit." "Thank you." "Chefs..." "I've got something to tell you." "You're gonna love it." " Great." " Are you sure?" "And I immediately say, "uh-oh."" ""What is it?"" "In the interest of all this romance that's going on tonight, what we thought we'd do is bring Chris and Victoria's mums in." "And they're gonna secretly be watching what's going on out at the table in the wine room on the big screen." " Oh, that's lovely." " That's pretty cool." "And then after the big moment, we're gonna send them out." "Cool." " All right?" " That's great." "Thanks." " Good luck." " There's always a twist." "But I'm pretty comfortable with this one." " Hi." " Hello." "Hi." "How are you?" " Hello." " Hi." "Everybody's very excited that they get to kind of have this bird's-eye view into this momentous occasion." "15 minutes left!" "Isn't this wonderful?" "Look at this." "Yum." "Oh, it's beautiful." "Thank you." "I'm so hungry." "You know what I find is the most romantic thing in a relationship?" "Is making each other laugh." "And your husband's got a wicked sense of humor." "It's the only reason I feel comfortable being on a date with you tonight." "Do you ever eat any particular foods to get in a romantic mood?" "No, I just try not to drink too much so that I'll stay in the romantic mood." "Like this?" "Just like that?" "Yeah." " Okay, all the shrimp is down." " Beautiful." "I'm excited for the surprise." "We've actually got the mums of both." "They're in the wine room right now watching the table, so..." "Look at how beautiful she is." "We only met Chris." "So we haven't actually met Victoria yet." "Forget everything else." "Forget the world that goes on around us." "Like, let's just you and I enjoy a nice dinner." "I absolutely agree--that's why all first dates always start with something food-related." "Thank you very much." " Oh, wow." "Already." " So this is Floyd's dish." "He's called it a kama sutra black pepper shrimp with watermelon, lime, and mint." "Look how the shrimp are entwined." "It's like spooning." "I almost hated to tear them apart." "This has really got some heat to it." "I'm already starting to feel more romantic toward you, Gael." "I'm on guard." " It's aggressively spicy." " It is." "I can see a lot of people going for glasses of water and glasses of wine." "Yeah, that's true." "Well, the wine can't hurt." "That's right." " That's a good thing." " It's date night." "Loosen everybody up a little bit." "It's so good." "There's magic happening right now." "After my first course goes out," "I got to help Celina, because she's next." "I said, "Celina, you tell me what you need, and I'll do it for you,"" "because we don't need too many chiefs." "We need some Indians." "Oh, lunch." "Celina's plate looks interesting." "You know, it may be a little disjointed, but the pretzels look awesome." "I hope she gets it, but doesn't realize it." "The next course we've got is cooked by Celina-- a salad with roasted cauliflower, and she's serving it with a soft pretzel." "I love that Celina made her own pretzels." "That was one of the things that our couple really likes, right?" "That's right." "I can't stand the anticipation--I'm like..." "Just knowing that he knows." "Oh, my gosh." "A salad and a pretzel?" "I'm in heaven." "It's, like, my two favorite things in the world." "It seems like there's only one thing missing here, though." "Beer and a hockey game." "I concur." "He's doing a job like a professional." "He ought to be in acting." "Celina's dish is more like junior-high romance." "Floyd's dish was like full-on college romance." " Mary Sue?" " What are you doing?" " You better start plating." " Yeah, we got six minutes." "We got to bust it here." "I'm going!" "Everybody's rushing me, almost with the tone of voice like--that I didn't know what I was doing." "And I just snapped." "I don't need everybody yelling at me, though." "If your plates aren't ready, they are going out empty." "I don't want it sitting-- that's all." "I just hate all that rushing and stressing." "As long as you don't shout at me again." "I know, I know!" "I wonder if our special friend is very nervous right now." "Yeah, maybe." "Aw, they're..." "Clinking, toasting." "I'm so nervous for him." "Is he gonna do it now?" "No, I think he's gonna wait till dessert." " Oh." " I think." "Who knows?" "Oh, it's beautiful." "So this is Mary Sue's seafood stew." "So you think that Mary Sue's dish is a good date-night dish?" "I do, 'cause there's a bit of fun around it." "They put their fork in..." "And they use it as a spoon." "Oh, my God!" "I love that!" "Isn't that cute?" "Did you have a bite of the crouton?" "I wonder if that's too crunchy for a romantic dinner." "Hey, guys, I need help now." " What do you need?" " Plating." "You want me to start another line here or no?" "Yes, please." "Floyd, not in the center." "Whenever Naomi's focused on a dish, nothing else matters." "You got it, towards the back, and then sauce." "Traci, can you help Floyd?" "I'm a little nervous about how rustic my plate is, compared to Hugh's plate, that comes next." "Hugh is, like, master at making beautiful, elegant food when it comes to, like, a romantic evening." "But it's just not my style, so I can't worry too much about it." "Do you think Christopher's anticipating now?" "Naomi is next with porcini-braised chicken thigh." "See how it tastes." "I don't find Naomi's dish very romantic." "I think that my romantic feelings will survive Naomi's dish..." "'Cause I love the chicken so much." "It's a huge portion." "And it's a rich portion." "I think Naomi's really tried to just steal the show." "I thought this was really, really good." "What did you think?" "I think chef Naomi did an incredible job." "Yeah." "You guys must be so nervous." "Oh, I can hardly wait." " Six minutes." " Oh, we're gonna be good." "Can I give you these?" "The next one's Hugh's." "He has a very complicated plate, so it requires all hands on deck to get that up." "Hugh, you're missing sauce here, sauce here..." "There's definite pressure." "This is such a seminal moment in their lives." "I want to make sure they're really ecstatic with my dish." "Can you grab those?" "I will trip you on purpose." "There you are." "Stretch back." "Got to stretch the stomach out." "Oh, that's a good size." "Thank you." "Considering Hugh was giving us the biggest course of the night, you know, the steak and potatoes course, it feels really succinct and focused as a dish." " Yeah." " It is good." "I'm so full, though." "Ugh, I can't do it." "Suck it up, princess." " Oh." " How many of these couples do you think are getting some action tonight?" "I don't know." "I would like to know, though." "What about James?" "Do you think he's gonna get some action?" "I'm kind of feeling the chemistry over there." "James, you've been chewing on that same piece of meat for a minute and a half." "Look at how you're chewing." "This is not attractive." "This is not seductive." "Now, I have heard for many years about your Elvis affair." "I didn't have an affair with Elvis." "I had an hour with Elvis." "I was the only woman in the hotel room when he came back from doing a show." "So he took my hand and led me into the bedroom." "Wow." "As I was leaving, he said..." ""Oh, ma'am, would you call room service and order me a fried-egg sandwich?"" "That's why I'm a food writer." "My apple tarts have just come out of the oven, and they're looking fabulous." "Hugh and Celina have helped me with writing the je t'aime on the plates for the big moment." "Good job, people." "Give me your good hands." "Give me your good hands." "Nice, the good hand." "Maybe they'll just keep us all." "Do you see what it says?" "What?" "And she still doesn't get it." "She still doesn't get..." "I'm, like, nervous for him." "I know." "I know." "I got butterflies." "I love that." "If she doesn't get it, I don't know." "That's awesome." "Oh, it's beautiful." "What is it?" " Je t'aime-- "I love you."" " Je t'aime." "Je t'aime, gael Greene." "Je t'aime." "You couldn't make up your own line?" "You had to use hers?" " My problem is..." "It's dry." " Mm-hmm." "The dessert holds so much significance in a meal like this one." "You want that last hurrah to really sweep you away." "Right." "They do say that the key to a man's heart is through his stomach." "What do they say is the key to the woman's heart?" "Diamonds." "Oh." " You think she knows?" " I can't stand it." "I think it's time for me to get up and make a little announcement." " Okay." " This is gonna be fun." "We should probably grab a tissue." "I think we're gonna need it." "Or, you know, I have the-- we have a towel." " Here you go." " I was like..." "Thank you." "Ladies and gentlemen, thank you for attending date night." "Our chefs." "Now, every couple's relationship's very special." "But there's one couple that's here for a very special reason." "I can't breathe." "Chris." "Victoria, I love you with all of my heart." "I want to spend the rest of my life with you." "I want you to want to spend the rest of your life with me." "Will you marry me?" "If she says no, this is gonna be the most awkward moment in television history." "Yes, of course." "Are you kidding me?" "This is--feels like a dream." "I don't feel like this is actually happening." "Chris, Victoria, congratulations." "Chris said the first thing that you'd want to do is speak to your mum." "Yes." "The mom is here!" "Ah!" "I have a partner in James Oseland, 'cause he's definitely choked up, too." "As tough as I come off in the kitchen, and probably in my regular life, too," "I'm a softy on the inside." "Oh, my gosh." "I had no idea." "So to help celebrate your engagement, please accept this three-liter bottle of Chimney Rock Cabernet Sauvignon and a three-day, two-night trip to the Terlato family vineyard." "Thank you." "To Chris and Victoria, may all your dreams come true." "Thank you." "It's obviously a great joy for me to be a part of cooking a meal that I know that she'll remember forever." "It was sweet." "It's never a good idea to cook down to your guests." "I think you missed a chance to do something to raise it to another level." "It is funny that now that we're only six, it's just so much easier to help each other, except for Mary Sue's alter ego." "I'm going!" "Margaret did get out today." "And you would just get in there." "My bad self-- that's Tiffany." "Come on, George, you're us up." "Mine has been dubbed Hank." "I was really only Hank for one day." "Are you directing, or am I tending them?" "Maybe you don't do that right in front of where I'm doing red meat." "And then Floyd, I think is just Floyd." "I'm the only chef who doesn't have an alter-ego in the kitchen, because I can't cook when I'm not happy." "Well, that was sweet." " That was sweet." " Very sweet." " Yeah." " And he thought of everything." "But more importantly, I think our food was very solid." "I think so, too." "Cheers, guys." "Cheers." "Chefs, you did it." "She said yes." "The critics would like to see Naomi..." "Mary Sue, and Floyd." "Thank you." "Good luck." "You think we're in the bottom?" "No, I actually don't think so." "The good reason I think that we're in the top group is that if we're interpreting the challenge..." "You guys both hit that on the head." "Right." "Floyd, Mary Sue, and Naomi..." "Tasting tonight were our critics," "Gail Simmons, host of Top Chef:" "Just Desserts," "James Oseland, editor in chief of Saveur magazine." "And please welcome back to our critics' table," "Gael Greene, who's legendary restaurant reviews" "Your challenge was to create a six-course meal inspired by Chris and Victoria's relationship." "Well, the critics obviously had some favorites and some least favorites, and they decided that tonight your dishes... were their favorite dishes." "Congratulations." "Wow." "You know, it could've gone either way." " Thank you." " Yes, thank you." "Floyd, when I first saw your shrimp," "I thought to myself, "oh, no, he's put too much pepper."" "It was really aggressively seasoned." "And I commend you for it." "You took a chance with it, and it really paid off." "Thank you." "Floyd, I especially liked the fact that the shrimp were hugging each other." "I thought they were doing something worse." "Floyd, I thought your dish was a really startling combination-- fruity and very spicy and very wonderful." "Thanks." "Mary Sue, I was amazed that you could get such perfection of cooking, in the mussels, especially." "And also, the spiciness of the sausage mixed with the vegetables was wonderful." "Thank you." "Naomi, the crispy chicken skin had a lot of kind of rustic savoriness to it." "You know, I'm assuming you braised that dish, and then crisped up the skin afterwards-- a detail that I think so many people don't do, and it made such a difference." " Thank you." " Now, all that said..." "The critics only had one favorite." "And the chef who made that winning dish will receive $10,000 for their charity, furnished by Lexus." "And the winning chef is..." "Naomi." "Congratulations." " Congratulations." " Wow." "Awesome." "Thanks, guys." "Good for you." "It's a huge honor." "I guess the love got felt." "As a chef, there's really no higher compliment." "Congratulations, Naomi." "That's $10,000 to your charity, Seed Savers Exchange, which brings your total to $25,000." "Yeah." "Thank you." "I get the second-best dish or the third-best dish..." "But I don't get the best dish." "And, you know, I'm tired of coming in second." "Will you now please return to the wine room and ask your colleagues to join us?" " Thanks, guys." " Thanks, guys." "Well..." "Well, what?" " You won." " Thank you." "Thanks." "Congratulations." "Well, one of us is going home." "I assume they want to see all of us." " They do." " They do." " Good luck, you guys." " Thanks." "Three times, and I haven't won." "Sorry." "Am I a bad-luck charm?" "No." "Celina, Traci, Hugh..." "Tonight you had the critics' least favorite dishes." "Celina, what was the story behind your dish?" "One of their biggest moments together is going to sporting events." "And their ritual whenever they do so is to have a beer and a pretzel." "I thought your pretzel was pretty great." "I wanted there to be an integration somehow between the salad and the pretzel, 'cause they felt a little bit disjointed." "I kind of create playful food." "That's kind of what my restaurant's all about." "And that's what that was." "Traci, were you happy with your apple galette?" "I think the pastry was nice." "It was fluffy." "The apples were delicious." "I w very happy with the way it came out." "It was missing something, because there wasn't enough sauce or something that added moisture to it." "To me, they don't need anything but the tart." "The pink lady apples that you used verge on being a drier apple." "Maybe not so moist as something like, say, a gala." "I do, alas, agree with Gael about the dryness factor." "Traci, this is actually the first time that you've landed yourself in the bottom three." "Are you surprised to be here?" "I think that everyone had incredibly strong dishes today." "And I think it's--you're splitting hairs at this point." "Hugh, were you happy with the dish?" "Overall, yeah." "I mean, the meat was...fine." "My particular piece of meat-- it was very chewy, very chewy." "Okay." "I always think you should not serve anything that takes a lot of chewing while you're trying to seduce the guy across the table." "I think the three people who really hit the nail on the head on what the challenge was about, which was hitting the six events in their life that they listed" "I think these are the three that hit those things." "I felt like it was appealing to a relatively pedestrian crowd overall, and I was gonna do that." "So, Hugh, do you cook down to people?" "You gonna pay the bill?" "Yeah, I'll cook down to you anytime." "Chefs, please return to the wine room while the critics make their final decision." " Thank you." " Thank you." " Hello." " So what happened?" "My dish--they said they didn't get the pretzel with the salad." "I was like, "they love pretzels." "They love salad." "So I tied the two together."" "In mine, they wanted more sauce on the plate." "So..." "Then you guys have such nice responses to them, and then I'm like..." " Really?" " You." "Nice." "Whatever." "At this point, it's always gonna be about the tiny, little details that make all the difference." "Let's talk about Celina's salad for a minute, because she literally heard the fact that they liked a pretzel and beer, and she did a pretzel and a beer and cheese sauce on the same plate as the salad." "She could've done a million things with a pretzel, why did she need to keep it in a traditional pretzel shape?" "Why not make a lobster pot pie with the topping being pretzel-- Ooh, that would've been great." " Little pretzel puffs?" " We demand that the chefs give us more elevated food every time, and salad with a pretzel on the side is not something that's gonna win our hearts." "I think Hugh's dish also didn't seem to be particularly ambitious." "It was very banal-- a little broccoli and some celery-root puree." "Hugh's great error was in choosing to cook beef like that." "And I worry about Hugh's comment, saying he was kind of cooking down to them, and they're not gastronomes." "Give us your love." "We're in an evening of love." "The issue is how you choose to cook it." "And I actually don't think that Hugh did a perfect job." "Traci's tart wasn't anything that spectacular, that interesting." "At this point, I want to be wowed." "And if she's gonna make a dessert, show us something exciting and new." "It was just a dry tart." "It was missing something." "It could've had applesauce under the apple." "That's true." "At this stage of the competition," "I want to know more about your capacity as a chef." "Yes." "Well, it's a tough decision, but it seems like you all agree on your least favorite dish." "We do." "Let's get them out." "Celina, Traci, Hugh..." "Unfortunately, one of you served the critics' least favorite dish and will be eliminated tonight." "Celina, I think you made a lovely salad and pretzel." "I just don't think that the two came together and made a cohesive dish." "Hugh, it's never a good idea to cook down to your guests." "And sadly, I felt that's what you did tonight." "And the dish did not benefit from it." "Traci, I think you missed a chance to do something more with your dish that would've raised it to another level and possibly even given it the moisture that it lacked." "The chef that will be leaving us tonight... is Celina." "You've cooked some beautiful food through this competition, and you're a great chef." "Thanks for the opportunity." "We will be making a donation to your charity," "Harvesters." "Thanks." "Please return to the kitchen and pack your knives." "Traci and Hugh, you may return to your fellow chefs." " Thank you." " Thank you." " Thanks, you guys, all of you." " Thank you." "Celina's a fabulous chef." "She's cooked some beautiful dishes, but the pretzel just didn't work tonight with the salad." "Mm-hmm." "Aw!" "Lady." "You did a beautiful job." " Aw, I'm gonna miss you." " You too." "I was there to serve a purpose for that moment in Chris and Victoria's life." "And if that doesn't please the critics, then it doesn't please the critics." "I can't tell you how super bummed I am to leave the competition, but I just wish I could've made more money for harvesters." "== sync, corrected by elderman ==" "Next time on Top Chef Masters..." "You're cooking for our edible science fair." "I think I was skipping class when we learned about that." "Oh, fire." "Explode, explode, explode." "I don't want to come second anymore." "This is amazing!" "Do this." "Honestly, Hugh, I would say this is barely a mayonnaise." "Oh, you're looking at me like I'm wrong." "Here, you explain that." "Augustine thinks I'm an idiot at this point." "It says it's getting hot." "The induction burner is just not cooking." "For more information on Top Chef Masters,"

"I got you a present." "Thanks." "classical music" "You like that, don't you?" "Thanks." "Now you have to give me a present in return." "I still need to practice." "Belle speaking." "Thank you." "I get to audition." "Really?" "Sander, hold off on the penetration for now, please." "What is it?" "I'm in the next round." "Darling, that's fantastic." "That's good of you." "I'II see you in a little while." "Good, Sander." "You can start touching her a bit more now." "Where did we leave off?" "Mr Wolf." "You applied for the entrance exam?" "That's fiendishly difficult." "You're competing against top talent." "Like you said:" "Talent is only half of it." "The rest is just practice." "With emotion, Belle." "Try to feel the piece." "Let yourself go." "Try to play it slowly first." "Then the notes will follow automatically." "Then you can create something." "Belle, I hate telling you this, but I don't think the exam is a good idea." "Play for your own pleasure." "You'll fall flat on your face." "Do you know that piece?" "Yes, it's nice." "I'd really like to be able to play that." "Yes, it's pretty hard." "What did you have to play for the audition?" "We had to play a slow piece by Schubert and I messed up." "I have to play the first movement of a piece by Bruch." "Wolf says I shouldn't audition." "You should just go for it." "Keep practicing." "I really want to get in, Yukshi." "You can do it, if you really want it." "I'm going to practice again." "See you soon." "I'm looking forward to seeing you again." "Ciao, bella." "Can I come to the graduation party tonight?" "And then what?" "We can ride our bikes together." "Then we can stay longer." "I don't know how long I'II stay." "Belle, don't be such a spoilsport." "So, how's Hendrik?" "Does he really have a crooked dick?" "What gave you that idea?" "That's what I heard." "I don't know." "He can come over and spend the night here." "That's not a problem." "We have no secrets here." "I'd know what to do with him." "You're nuts." "Can I have the chocolate flakes?" "Playing the violin isn't all that matters." "Go to the party tonight and enjoy yourself." "You enjoy Hendrik and he can enjoy you." "Just experiment around a bit." "I did that too." "I'm not you." "No, I know that, but..." "You're such an open person and you know it starts here." "It starts here." "It all starts in your abdomen." "Open your chakra's, and once you can open those... the world will look very different." "Open them up." "Look at how beautiful you are." "I know it, Hendrik knows it, but you don't." "You're so gorgeous." "You know, you can always..." "There's Karin and her new boyfriend." "Darling, my sexual openness is unique." "Use it." "Hello, come in." "I feel like getting my present." "We could go now." "Later on, okay?" "I don't want any more." "Can we go now?" "Come on, let's go." "Now." "You're simply scared." "And you're simply drunk." "Not at all." "I'm just a little bit tipsy." "I'm going to the bathroom." "Push." "Thanks." "Belle Daatselaar." "They're coming to pick this up." "Thank you." "Good luck later on." "Thank you." "Can I borrow your rosin?" "Thanks." "How are you?" "I'm really nervous." "You'll be fine." "I made it too." "I practiced very hard, despite Wolf's comments." "Loose shoulders and knees and relax." "Next Belle Daatselaar." "Good luck." "Thanks." "Will I see you afterwards?" "Yes." "Bye." "That's enough, thank you." "Can I please start again?" "Yes, go ahead." "That's enough." "Thank you." "No, I think we should..." "Sorry." "It's my nerves." "It's fine." "Thank you." "We'll take that into account." "We're taking a break." "Everybody be quiet for a sound check." "I need coffee." "Everybody please be quiet." "silence" "Are you okay?" "That was beautiful." "I was really very nervous earlier." "I've never taken an entrance exam." "You played well just now." "But very different than during the audition." "One of my colleagues called your performance 'frigid'." "Frigid?" "It's her personal hang-up." "Hey, I heard you play just now." "You were very good." "I hope they'll accept you." "Sugar or milk?" "It's going to be close, but I will give you the benefit of the doubt." "You're through to the second round." "Maybe I can give you an extra lesson." "Just give me a call." "Mum, it's me." "I made it." "That's fabulous." "I'm in the second round." "That's great." "Mum, what does frigid mean?" "Frigid is a nasty word for chronically blocked chakra's." "Am I that?" "Why do you say that?" "Am I?" "Yes or no?" "You're just a bit sexless." "Sexless?" "Do you know what you need to do?" "Experiment around." "That's all." "I'II call you later." "Bye, darling." "Belle?" "Hello?" "Hey, all the way up, on the right." "What a huge room." "It's still a bit of a mess." "I need to tidy up a bit." "Hello, little parrot." "Are you still alive?" "Have you heard from them yet?" "I'm through." "You see?" "I knew it." "I've never heard you play that well before." "You must have practiced a lot." "That's not what I heard this afternoon." "I don't know why." "I need to practice a lot." "You're constantly busy memorizing the notes." "You need to let yourself go." "So you think I'm a control freak?" "Have you ever taken a pill?" "Before a performance?" "No, just for fun." "Have you?" "Yes." "And what happened?" "I felt like having sex." "Something happened during the entrance exam." "What happened?" "I don't know exactly what happened." "It was very dark." "Someone came up behind me." "What?" "I'm so ashamed." "It could have been anybody." "I completely lost control, I just grabbed him." "Did you have sex?" "I started playing very well all of a sudden." "Maybe I need to have sex with complete strangers." "John: everything women want" "Are you going to call him?" "Why would John know what women want?" "Bye." "Have fun." "Have fun at work." "Are you alone?" "Don't you have a boyfriend?" "No." "No, I don't." "A beautiful girl like you?" "I'm John." "Anka." "What a beautiful name." "Shall I put on some music?" "Can I change somewhere?" "Right then, Anka." "I'm ready, how about you?" "His name is Wilco." "You can say hi to him if you want." "Aren't you going to give him a kiss?" "Maybe later." "Good taste." "Lie on your stomach." "I've never done it before." "It's your first time?" "You're in good hands." "I'm very experienced." "This isn't working for me." "Do you want to put on Wilco's jacket?" "You can do it." "Is it okay?" "It's not you." "I'm just not very good at this." "Maybe we should stop." "Thanks." "Bye." "Here you are." "So?" "I did it." "It doesn't work." "I told you so." "Here." "Cheers." "Come in." "Beautiful place." "Thanks." "Are you nervous?" "A little bit." "What can you tell me about the piece you have to play?" "It's Bach, the second partita." "It's a sarabande in D minor." "It's an old dance." "Yes, but what is it about?" "What is the piece about for you?" "What do you hear when you play it?" "What do you see?" "That's the secret behind good playing." "What's your story?" "And who are you playing for?" "For your lover?" "For your ex?" "For your mother?" "That's important." "Breathe in and out." "A correct posture is more than half of what matters." "Show yourself." "Now you can play." "Close your eyes." "Tell yourself what the story is about and who it's for." "The story is about..." "To yourself, not to me." "It's your own secret." "That's beautiful." "I think that's enough for a first lesson." "That was beautiful." "A beer?" "Great." "Do you come here often?" "Yes, this is where we rehearse." "That's Cato, Sophie." "Sander, Simon, Pim, Daniel, Chris and Jesse who lives next door." "Pervert." "I don't think I have to introduce you?" "No, we already know each other." "Are you going to play too?" "No." "Why don't you play?" "I prefer watching." "I'm glad you're here." "Are you and Jesse involved?" "Jesse and I?" "Of course not." "I never had boyfriends at school either." "Who did?" "They're a bunch of boors." "Are you tired?" "No." "Yukshi, my ear." "Good morning." "Great." "My head." "I think I'm in love." "Jesse is really a nice guy, but I don't know what he'll think after last night." "Where are you going?" "Yukshi, where are you?" "Can you call me back?" "Have you seen Yukshi?" "She isn't here." "Did you have fun last night?" "Yes, it was fun." "I wouldn't have expected that from you." "But you're right." "Yukshi is a very nice girl." "She's a good friend of mine." "Sing something." "I want to sing, but I can't." "I want, I want, I want, I want" "I don't like it anymore." "More." "I want more." "Do you want coffee?" "Nice." "Shall I plug it in for you?" "Give me." "You can press it when I nod." "We shouldn't do this." "Yukshi is my friend." "Good luck with the audition." "Get lost." "I don't want you to stay here anymore." "I want us to stay friends." "This is Vincent Schaap's voice mail." "It's Belle." "I'd really like a lesson tomorrow, before the second round." "Could you please call me back on this number?" "I'm looking for Vincent Schaap." "Violin and cello auditions will start in five minutes in the Franz Liszt Room." "He's not answering." "I saw that you called me." "What is it?" "I want a lesson." "I want to be able to play well." "Tell me what you want." "The same thing as last time." "It's time." "Don't stop." "Thank you." "You're through to the final round." "Good luck with your preparations." "Thank you." "And?" "Did you make it?" "Yes." "Yes?" "Congratulations." "Thanks." "Shall we celebrate together?" "Together?" "You mean just the two of us?" "We could invite some other people as well if you want." "I'd like that." "And your girlfriend?" "What girlfriend?" "I'II be right back." "I need to tell him something." "I won't be long." "I want to thank you." "Belle, darling." "What a surprise." "My darling." "How nice to see you." "Let me hold you." "You smell great." "Hello, Mr Wolf." "Belle, what are you doing here?" "I've stopped playing." "This is for the school." "Bye, Mr Wolf." "Mum, what time tonight?" "The guests will be here around seven." "Is the full moon celebration tonight?" "Yes." "Will you be here on time?" "See you later." "Mum, I'm looking for a job." "Maybe you have something for me?" "Behind the bar, perhaps?" "Are you sure?" "Yes." "I'd love it." "That's wonderful." "Can I ask you something?" "Of course." "We're new here and we're looking for the relax area." "I'II walk with you." "I'II be right back." "Darling." "Darling, what's wrong?" "Tell me." "I don't know." "You need to go inside." "No, we need to sit down." "Talk to me." "I made it to the final round, but I'm not going." "I can't play." "Not on my own." "What do you mean?" "I met this boy, Jesse." "But there's also a teacher and Jesse saw me with the teacher." "This teacher did this thing to me, with my ear." "With my ear lobe." "If somebody touches my ear lobe, I lose control." "Honey..." "Everybody loses control sometimes, but you can't let that get you down." "What about Jesse?" "Do you like him?" "Shall we call him?" "Darling, come here." "This is Jesse's voice mail." "Leave a message after the beep." "Hey Jesse, it's Belle." "I wanted to talk to you." "You're not there." "Bye." "I never meant to hurt you." "I love you, but not like that." "It's okay, Belle." "Jesse is in his studio." "I want to talk to you." "The thing with Vincent wasn't genuine." "It wasn't my intention." "If somebody touches my ear lobe, I lose control." "It's very sensitive." "I like you." "I think about you all day long." "I want you to know that." "Are you going to the auditions?" "Can I borrow your violin?" "Of course." "Thanks." "Can I borrow your boots?" "Sure." "She's here for the final round." "Belle Daatselaar." "Do you want me to..." "I'd like to use this one." "Hold on, we haven't been informed." "Did you get a note on that?" "Nothing." "I think..." "Ladies..." "How will we judge this?" "Go ahead." "That's all very well, but..." "Are you okay?"

"Who is it?" "Who is it?" " Mr. Commissioner!" " Let me in." "What's happened?" " Can you hide me?" " Why?" "Don't you know?" " What?" " The Mafia has taken over." "What?" "How did you think this wretched country would end up!" "It's come to this!" "Bring me a towel." "Holy mother!" " Good evening" " TotÚ Riina?" "Forgive the hour and manner, but I don't have much time, there's a helicopter waiting to take me to Rome to form the new government." "I already have a few names:" "Bernardo Provenzano Vice President," "Leoluca Bagarella for Defense, a Caruana brother for ForeignAffairs." "I've come to ask a question and you, Commissioner Montalbano, must say yes or no, right now." "Will you be my Minister of the Interior?" "Well, what do you say?" "Sir, if you say yes to this criminal," "I swear I'll kill you right here, in person, personally." "Sir, open up, it's Catarella!" "Open up, I'm outside here, it's pourin', I'm gettin' drenched." " Who is it?" " It's Catarella, open up." "I'm gettin' all drenched." "Shut up!" "Go make some really strong coffee, tell me later," "I'm taking a shower." " Don't worry..." " Go!" "Can I talk now?" "Sir, they found a dead body!" " Afresh one?" " I don't know, they didn't say." " Where?" " In the country, Pizzutello area." " Aren't our guys are there?" " Yes, Fazio and Augello." "Then why come bustin' my balls?" "Forgive me, but Mr. Augello said to tell you your presence in person, personally is indispensable." "You didn't answer, so I came for you in the jeep." " Why the jeep?" " Only a jeep can get there." "Where are we going, to Vietnam?" "I don't know, but Augello said to wear boots, a hood and even a rain-coat." "Even?" " Is there any more?" " Right away." "What a bummer!" ""How much do I get?" "I'll turn him over to you."" ""How much do I get?" "And I'll turn him over to you."" "What the hell are you saying?" "When I drive, it's natural to rehearse my lines." "For a month, I've been in a "grammatic society"!" "What?" "It's where they do a play of plays." " Dramatic society!" " Yeah." " What are you doing?" " The Passion of Christ." "That's when the Lord was killed on the cross, but I'm not playing Jesus, I'm short, dark..." "Well, you understand." "You said: "How much do I get if I give turn him over to you?"" "You're playing Judas?" "I didn't want to, I swear!" "Watch the road!" "It's muddy, the road's slippery and betraying!" "Are we playing hide and seek?" "They said to stop where and when I see their jeep." "Honk." "The horn doesn't work." "Good grief!" "Don't get mad, I'll look for them, ifthe jeep's here, they're around somewhere." "Good." "Sir!" " Sir!" " What did you do?" "Sorry, I parked too close to the edge." " Are you hurt?" " No, still at your command!" "There's Fazio." "Commissioner, we're here!" "I'll go that way." " What did you do?" " I parked on the edge." "Just look at you!" "Catarella!" "Fazio, keep it concise, because I'm already pissed off." "Pasquale Ajena found the body, it's his land, he comes every day." "Could I know where the body is?" "It should be up there, about 150 meters." "What, it should be?" "It's been raining till now and Mr. Augello said to wait for you." "He said to wait?" "Well, Mr. Augello, can we see this body?" " Let's stay, this is fun." " Come on!" "Wanna spend the whole day here?" "So the bag was buried and the water brought it up?" "Yeah, that's right." "I was on my way home, when I saw the bag." "It was big and black, like the ones for trash." "How did you know there was a body?" "Did you open it?" "No need, the bag was ripped and I saw a foot." "So I ran home and phoned you." "What time did you find the bag?" "About 6 a.m." "It took you two hours to go home and call us?" "We got your call at 8 o'clock." "Meantime, you didn't call someone to take back the body?" "No way!" "I didn't call anyone." "Then what did you do?" "I thought if it was good to call or not." "Why?" "There's always trouble when the fuzz are involved." "How dare you?" "Don't call me fuzz!" " He'd better watch his mouth!" " Mimi, calm down." "Mr. Ajena, why isn't the bag here anymore?" "Commissioner, maybe water or dirt dragged it down, or someone came and took it back." "Okay, let's go." "Thank you." "Sir!" "I slipped!" "I saw that!" "Sir!" "I found him!" " Who?" " The dead man!" "Good!" "Fazio, take care ofit." " I'm leaving." " But we have to investigate!" "Use your brain:" "Ifthe body were fresh, I could be useful, but who knows when or how he was killed!" "You have to call the coroner, the DA and Forensics." " They'll take two hours." " What can I do?" "Why did you tell Catarella I was indispensable here?" "I thought you could..." "I'll tell you why, you wanted to bust my balls!" "You wanted me to slop around here." "Just me and Fazio had to slop around?" "I won't answer, I'm a gentleman, but anyway, fuck off!" "What timing!" " Who is it?" " Fazio." "Come in." "Sorry I'm late, I showered at home." " Don't worry." "Did you eat?" " No, thanks." "So?" " Did you pick up the bag?" " Want to hear this?" "When we got back to the potter's field, it was pouring again, the DA, Forensics, Pasquano were all there, the bag Catarella saw was gone." "What a pain, that body!" "Where was it?" "With the downpour, it had slid ten meters, the bag was open and some pieces had come out." "What pieces?" "Before he was put in the bag, he'd been cut into pieces." "Lots of pieces." " His head too?" " His head too." "Did you see his head?" "Yes, but there was nothing to see, his face was gone." "They'd hammered it to a pulp, a bat, something heavy." " They didn't want him identified." " Probably." "They cut his right first finger and burned his fingertip." "Know what that means?" "Yes, maybe he had a record and could be identified by his fingerprints." "Does Pasquano know when he was killed?" "Over two months ago, he'll know more after the autopsy." " When is it?" " Tomorrow morning." " Not eating?" " No, no way!" "The second course is stew." "Last night, about 2, my wife started labor so I rushed her to the hospital in Montelusa." "Coming into Vigata, my headlights caught a the back of a woman walking in front of me." "Right then, a car came racing, it passed me, swerved a little and headed straight forthe woman." "She must have sensed danger from the engine noise, she jumped and fell into the gutter." "The car stopped and then raced off." " So, it didn't hit her." " No, the woman jumped aside." "I asked if she was hurt, she said no, so I offered to take her into town." "She said where to stop and then got out, begging me not to tell anyone." "She let on she had a relationship." " How old was she?" " About thirty." "Tall, beautiful, upset, but beautiful." "Eyes like high beams, a mouth Ferrari red, a bumper, a chassis..." " Did you get the license plate?" " Yes, but I forgot it." "I remember it began with "AX"." " How did it end?" " With the woman?" " No, with your wife." " I don't understand." " Are you a father?" " Yes, an 8-pound boy." " Congratulations." " Thanks." "What do you think?" "What can we do if a drunk had fun scaring a girl by pretending to hit her?" " Think it's a joke?" " Don't you?" "What ifit was attempted murder?" "In front of witnesses?" "Giacchetti was behind him." "What could he have said, ifhe'd killed her?" "License plate for instance." "Lfit was a stolen car?" " I check it out?" " Yes." "But don't waste a lot of time, it might be nothing." "Hello, doctor." "Help yourself." " I see you have already." " No." "It seemed so." "Please sit down." "Here you go." "The pastry's wonderful." "I like them both with and without raisins." "They're delicious like this." " You have almonds put in?" " Of course!" " Without almonds..." " That's the secret!" "The shell's especially nice." "Now they use stainless steel but it's not the same." "No, with bamboo." "We're on the same wavelength." " So, what can you tell me?" " About what?" "The body in the bag." "It was a long, complicated thing, first I had to complete the puzzle." " Meaning?" " I had to put the body together." "They'd cut it up, did you know?" " How many pieces?" " Lots." "They didn't spare the butchery." " First they killed him..." " How?" "One shot to the head." " When did it happen?" " A few months ago." "As I was saying, they beheaded him, they cut off his hands and legs, they even cut his right arm and forearm, leaving the left forearm intact." "Doesn't that seem strange?" "Can anything help identify him?" "Yes, I found a bridge in his stomach." "What bridge?" "The "Broccolino" Bridge!" "I mean teeth." "As he was eating, this person lost a bridge and he swallowed it." "I sent it directly to Forensics." "It'll be a month before we hear anything." "Yeah." " Another cannoli?" " No, thanks." "Besidesthey're finished." "Salvo, did you fall asleep in your chair like usual?" "No, Livia," "I was having a drink on the veranda." "I have to talk to you." "I received a long call from Beba this morning." "She's mad at you." "Why?" "She says you mistreat Mimi." "Me?" "What's Augello telling her?" "It's not true?" "No way!" "We've had a few arguments, because he's stressed, but mistreatment..." "Actually, he's been unbearable." "Do you know why?" "How could I?" "You've had him do lots of night stakeouts this month, practically every other evening." "Nothing to say?" "What can I say?" "I'll go on, the other evening he got home exhausted, he'd been out in the rain all day recovering a corpse." "Is it true?" "Yes." "But you gave him night duty." "Isn't that a little sadistic?" "Yes, Livia..." "It's not sadism, it's just that..." "We're doing an investigation that's very complex and tough and I don't have... many reliable men, so..." "But I promise Beba we're getting new personnel so I'll stop exploiting Mimi." " Promise?" " I promise." "I'll count on it." "Talk later." "Okay, we'll talk later." "So?" "Nothing," "I'd just like to know your intentions." " In what way?" " I mean the body in the bag." "Let's set things straight to avoid misunderstanding." "Will you take care ofit orwill I?" "Who's responsible for this police station?" "If that's it, the matter's closed." " The investigation's your right." " What's with you?" "Haven't you've had more space lately?" "To investigate what?" "Bullshit:" "The supermarket heist, the post office hold-up." " The Call murder?" " That was an investigation?" "We nearly found Mrs. Call with a smoking gun." "This one, the body in the bag, can make the love for this job return." "So?" "I don't want an investigation that you then take back." "I don't like yourtone." "What's eating you?" "Goodbye." "Come in!" "Come sit down." "Did you talk to Dr. Pasquano?" "What did he say?" "Before being cut to pieces, the dead man was hot in the head." " So..." " It was an execution." "A Mafia signature." "The usual procedure:" "They tied him up, made him kneel and shot him in the head." "All the questions remain:" "Who he was, why they killed him, why they made him unidentifiable, why they cut him into all those pieces." "Maybe to carry him more easily." " They had to cut all those pieces?" " Not really..." "I don't see why they buried him there, under a few inches of dirt." "Alittle rain and the bag came out." "I think the killers wanted the body to come out in a short time." "But why?" "I don't know." "By the way, what about the woman Giacchetti saw?" "Her name's Dolores Alfano, 31, married, no kids and she lives here in Vigata." " Is she foreign?" " Yes, Spanish or South American." "Alfano met her abroad, fell for her and married her." " What about the husband?" " He's a sea captain." "Assigned on a container ship as second officer." "He's been away two months, they say he comes back just a few times a year." "Hello." "Hello." " Catarella, would you please come?" " Right away, sir!" "Come in!" "Come right in." "What is it?" "Please sit down." " May I?" " Please." " Do you have a fever?" " No." "What's the matter, you've been crying?" "Alittle." " Why?" " Like that, just to..." "Just a little, like that." "Like that." "Yes, a little." " Is Mr. Augello in his offce?" " Yes, Inspector Fazio too." "Send me Fazio." "Commissioner, I have to say some things." "First tell me why Catarella's been crying." " Did you ask him?" " He didn't answer." "Then why ask me?" "What the hell's going on in this station?" "Sorry." "I apologize, I provoked you." "Things have been a little rocky around here recently." " Augello?" " You know." "I don't know what's happened to him." "I really don't know, he's changed." "He's always stressed, gets angry at everything, bawls people out, insults." "Agent Spada wanted to turn to the unions," "I managed to dissuade him, but this can't go on." "Why didn't you tell me earlier?" "No one likesto tell on people." "What happened to Catarella?" "He didn't pass a call to Augello, thinking he wasn't in the office, then she called back and he passed herto him." "So, it was a woman?" "And then?" "Augello came out of his office in a rage." "He started shouting, shook Catarella by the collar... and hollering, asked why he didn't pass the first call." "Then he insulted him in front of everyone." "Poor Catarella began to cry." "He's never done that with me." "Maybe when you're here he holds it in." "What did you want to say?" "When I told you about Dolores Alfano," "I forgot something a shopkeeper had said, that is, Giovanni Alfano, Dolores' husband, is Filippo Alfano's son." "So?" "Filippo Alfano was a big shot in the Sinagras." "Suddenly, Filippo Alfano disappeared, showing up again in Colombia with a wife and kid," "Giovanni Alfano was about 15." "Word was he'd gone there to look after Sinagra business." "But after a while, he got shot." "No one knows who did it or why." "Here we are." "So..." "Do we talk now or after dinner?" "About what?" "Don't play-act with me," "You call me only when you need something." " You're right, sorry." " Don't apologize." "It's another reason I like you." "Well, you know Mimi is married." "Yes, to Beba," "I also know they have a boy named Salvo, like you." "Right." "I have reason to think" "Mimi has a lover." "Nothing to say?" "Knowing Mimi, wasn't it foreseeable?" "Is this story scandalous to you?" "It's normal, why does it bother you?" "Let him be, it will die out on its own." "I can't, because..." "Mimi tells Beba" "I'm always using him for night investigation," "Beba complains to Livia, Livia calls me..." "If this goes on, Beba herself will call me, then I can't cover Mimi any more." "Besides, he's so stressed, argues with everyone, he even made Catarella cry." "Either this fling upsets him because he loves Beba and feels guilty or he's falling in love with the other woman." "What do you want to do?" "Could we eat the fish before it gets cold?" "I'll serve?" "I don't like what he asks or the letter's tone." "Meaning?" "As I said, Mimi is unbearable, but the tone here is different, he gives his reasons, asks for help." "Mimi would never use that word, by chance." "What will you reply?" "I don't know, I have to think it out." " How do I help you?" " Right." "Find out" "If Mimi really has a lover and who she is, follow him." "He goes out tomorrow for sure, he told Beba I asked him to do a night stake-out." " It's not true." "Know his house?" " Yes, then what?" "Call me, at any hour." " I should be jealous." " Why?" "Who knows if you'd be concerned for me like this." "You're not my second in command." "Dear Mimi, I read your letter carefully." "It didn't surprise me, given your recent attitude." "I understand in part why you wrote it and I've decided to meet you halfway." "But don't you think asking autonomy on the potter's field body is a mistake?" "You know I consider you a smart, skillful investigator, but this is a case which would put even better cops than us in difficulty." "I hesitate to give it to you because I'm a friend, a failure on your part would create many complications, not only on a personal level, think about it." "If you insist, give me a few daysto decide." "I embrace you with unchanged affection." "Salvo." "Look at the Messiah, the King of the Jews." "You said you were God, instead you're a madman." "I spilled the blood of an innocent man," "I betrayed a just man for thirty pieces of silver." "I'm corrupt, a traitor, a snake, as I will be in centuries to come." "Delivered to his enemies by Judas, with a traitor's kiss, beaten by Satan and by vile money." "All judgment left Judas Iscariot, he fled, wandering fields and valleys, burning with guilt and shame." "Into the Sanhedrin bursts the restless Judas." "I curse you," "I curse all of you!" "For thirty pieces of silver I betrayed a just man," "I spilled the blood of an innocent man." "Your promises swayed me and I will bear the mark of betrayal for all eternity." "What is that to us?" "Look to it yourself." "Here, take back yourtainted money!" "The price of my horrible crime," "I'm ready to pay!" "He's good!" "Stop." "It's not lawful to deposit this in the temple treasury, for it is the price ofblood." "We'll buy the field known as "potter's", for the burial of foreigners." "Hello?" "Is this the Club?" "I'm Commissioner Montalbano, may I speak to Dr. Pasquano?" "I'll go ask him." "The doctor's playing poker and doesn't want to be disturbed." "Tell him if he doesn't come to the phone immediately," "I'll come with the police band playing Aida, triumphal march included." "I'll go tell him." "Agentleman can't be in peace without you coming to break his balls." "Why do you feel the need to lock horns with me?" "What the fuck do you want?" "Hello, is it all out?" "Not yet, you huge pain in the ass." "Can I talk?" "Yes, but then disappear, or I'll give you an autopsy without anesthesia!" "I have to know how many pieces the potter's field body was cut into." " I forget." " Doctor!" "I'll count." "Fingers and toes make 20, then legs, ears... 29 in total." " Wait, 30 pieces." " You're sure?" "Absolutely." "They didn't cut his arm because it would make 31 pieces, it had to be 30, like the pieces of silver." "What are you saying?" "I'll explain later, thanks for the exquisite cordiality." "I hope I don't hear from you for several years." "Good!" "What happiness to see you." " You were great!" " See how the Grammatic Society is?" "You have to leave the police and be an actor." "No, I swore under the nation's flag," "I can do both." "But don't stop acting, you have talent." " What's wrong?" " All these compliments..." "Such power, power in your gesture, your voice." " I studied Grammatics." " It shows!" "I'd never have guessed, you seemed like that actor, that bald guy." ""Judas, his betrayer, seeing that Jesus was condemned, regretted it, and returned the 30 pieces of silver to the chief priests and elders, saying: 'I have sinned in betraying innocent blood'," "but they said: 'What is that to us?" "Look to it yourself." "The chief priests gathered up the money, but said:" "'Lt is not lawful to deposit this in the temple treasury, for it is the price of blood' and they used it to buy the potter's field as a burial place for foreigners"." " Understand?" " Not really." "Remember, the potter's field owner told us he sells clay to make pots, so his field is the potter's field." "So?" "We're interested in two things:" "The potter's field and the thirty pieces of silver." "Thirty, like the body pieces." "The shot to the head made us think of a Mafia crime, but now we know something else." "Whoever ordered and committed this crime follows the rules of the old Mafia, that spoke through symbolism." "If a guy's killed and found with a stone in his mouth, he'd talked too much." "If a dead man had his shoes on his chest, he wanted to run." "So, our dead man was killed because he betrayed, like Judas." "Exactly, but at this point the case is closed for us." " Why?" " It goes to the DIA Antimafia." "Why give this case to the DIA?" "I know what I'm doing, go get some rest." " Commissioner..." " Mind your business and trust me." "Well," "Mimi left his house at 10." "At first I thought he was going to your place." " Why?" " He headed towards Marinella." "At a certain point, he suddenly slowed down and stopped at a small villa, he got out, opened the gate and went in." "I was very close at that point." " What did you do?" " I kept going." " You passed behind him?" " Yes, but he turned." "Oh." "He didn't recognize me, my car's new," "I was wearing big sunglasses and a Greta Garbo hat." "Let's hope." "I came back with lights off, the lights were already on in the house." "He unlocked the door and the woman waiting for him came to the door." " Did you get a good look at her?" " No, I was too far off." "Was I good?" "Very good." "Thanks." "Excuse me, are you looking for someone?" "Yes, hello." "I'm looking for Mr. Casanova, this should be his home." "No Mr. Casanova lives here." " Whose home is it?" " Mr. Pecorini's." "He's never here, he rents it." "I see." "Where can I find Mr. Pecorini?" "In Catania, the Picaniello area, he opened a wonderful butcher shop there." "Thank you, good day." " Commissioner." " Come in." " I got it." " Meaning?" "I called all the agencies in Vigata and finally hit it." "Pecorini entrusted the house to the "Bella Casa" agency." "What did you learn?" "Pecorini's 40, he's from Vigata and is a butcher." "Two years ago he moved to Catania and opened a large butcher shop." " Who's the villa rented to?" " No one, it's vacant." "Vacant." " What is it?" " There's a woman for you." " Where?" " In the waiting room." "Says her name's Dolorosa, but she's not dolorosa, she brings happiness!" " She wants to talk to you." " Show her in." "Sir, what a woman!" "You need lots of eyes to look at her." " Show her in." " Certainly." "Miss Dolorosa, please go in." "Thank you." "Good evening." "My name is Dolores Alfano." "Alfano's my husband Giovanni's surname, mine's Gutierrez." " Spanish?" " No, Colombian." "But I've lived in Vigata a long time." "Tell me." "My husband set sail on a container ship, he's second officer." "What happened?" "For twenty days he didn't write or call." "I got worried and called him, he said he was in good health and busy with work." "Then I received this postcard the other day." "Here it is." " So now you're reassured." " No." "I'm not reassured," "I don't think he wrote it." "The handwriting and signature are different." "Compare it with last year's." "This postcard made me think back to the phone call." "His voice was different," "I thought it was because ofthe cell phone, but I'm not so sure now." "What do I do?" "I don't know," "I agree the handwriting on these two cards is different." " Did you try calling again?" " Yes." "I called several times, but he neveranswered." "I tried again before coming here, but there's no answer." " I understand your concern." " Can't you do anything?" "No, you can't even report him missing." "Who can say things didn't go differently?" "Differently?" "It's just guesswork, your husband may never have embarked because he had an encounter..." "I'm not sure I'm clear, an encounter..." "No!" "My husband loves me," "I'm sure ofit." "Let me show you something." "He sent me this 4 months ago." "I can only make a suggestion." "Do you know the name of your husband's ship?" "Yes, it's called Ruy Barbosa." "You could contact the shipping company." "It's the Stevenson Guerra, it has a representative in Naples, Pasquale Camera." "I should have his number." "Here it is." "You can't give it to me, you have to make the call." "Please, Commissioner, help me," "I don't know how to resolve this thing." "Please." "Okay." "I'm counting on you." "I spoke to Musante at the DIA." " What did he say?" " An odd thing." "They got a indication that turned out to be a false lead." "They received an anonymous letter two months ago." "Big news!" "No, this letter seemed to have a basis of truth." "It said Don Balduccio had ordered a man killed." "He's 90, doesn't handle family business anymore!" "That's what the letter said, that he'd intervened for a personal offense." "Who's the person that offended him and he ordered killed?" "We don't know, the letter just says he was a runner who sold the goods instead of delivering." "And what did the DIA conclude?" "They went right into action and discovered that Don Balduccio was in a coma in a clinic, and became convinced he never could have ordered a murder." "Anyway, they didn't even find the runner's body." "So?" "They concluded someone was taking the piss..." "Or someone wanted to bother Don Balduccio not knowing he was in a coma." "Get in." "My husband never embarked on the Ruy Barbosa?" "Seems not." " You're not joking, are you?" " No." "What happened to him?" "The most credible theory is a voluntary disappearance." "Why?" "Mr. Camera says just before your husband embarked, he wrote a note mentioning a better cargo." "It might have been fake, like the postcard." "In fact, I'd like to have this note, but I need your official missing person report." "I'll do it, do I come to you?" "No need," "Fazio will get it here." "I have to ask you a few questions." "Sit close to me." "Come here." " Here?" " Yes, close." "From the letter you had me read we deduce the relationship with your husband is... very intense." "Yes, very." "Okay." "The last few times he was home, had the relationship weakened a little?" "Had anything changed?" "Yes, Giovanni had changed." " But not the way you think." " No?" "Recently Giovanni had become... ravenous." "He could never get enough, after lunch I couldn't even reach the bedroom." "He asked for things he'd never asked for." "So, you exclude he ran away with another woman." "Absolutely." "Then let's end this discussion." "Did he have enemies?" "He never spoke to me about enemies." "Some arguments with other officers or crew members, but nothing important." "And here in Vigata?" "He had very few friends here." "When he was young, he moved to Colombia with his parents, he was more abroad than here." "Do you have the names and addresses of his friends in Vigata?" " Of course." " We'll get them." "When was your husband supposed to embark?" "On September4th, from Gioia Tauro." "We left together by car the day before." " Why together?" " To be together to the last minute." "We'd rented a small apartment." "Why?" "Giovanni didn't have much time to come to me in Vigata, so I'd be there and we'd be together a few days until his departure." "I see." "Did your husband receive any callsthat night?" " None." " The next morning?" "Giovanni left at 8, I stayed there," "I put the apartment in order and left for Vigata." "Did you ever return to Gioia Tauro?" "No, what for, alone?" "So, the apartment is just as you left it on September 4th." "Yes." "You should give us the address and keys." "Alright." "The last pictures taken with my husband." "Look, here Giovanni came out well." "Where's this?" "I told you, we went to one ofmy husband's relatives, his name's Don Balduccio Sinagra." "I'll leave you with Fazio, who'll fill out your report." "Rememberto get the names and addresses ofthe husband's friends in Vigata." "Goodbye." "Please, help me find my husband." "I can't do without him." "Please, do something." "Don't worry, we'll do all we can, okay?" "Hello?" "Hello, it's Macannucco." "Macannucco!" "Well?" "Like you asked, I got into the apartment in Via Gerace." "And?" "First I have to say something." "Can you get me a copy of the search warrant in an hour?" "I'll try." "Please!" "You went in person?" "Yes and I even took a look around, there was a shoe box in the living room, on top of the cabinet." "It was empty, but inside were traces ofwhite powder." "Can you tell me what it is?" "No doubt:" "Cocaine." " The pictures?" " I'm sending them." "Okay." "Thanks, we'll be in touch." "See you later and don't forget the warrant." "Don't worry." "I don't understand." "Someone entered after..." "Impossible, I left it tidy." "Those are your husband's trousers." "Yes." "He had them on before embarking." "So, your husband waited for you to leave the house, and came back with someone else." "To do what?" "It's so strange, he doesn't like beer." "I have some in the fridge fornow and then." "Explain it to me." "Why would Giovanni have gone back?" "With who?" "Maybe he had to meet someone, unseen, because officially he was already onboard..." "Excuse me!" "One last question." "How did you meet your husband?" "In my father's office." "The nurse had to leave and he asked me to fill in." "Your father's a doctor?" "He was a dentist." "What dental care did your husband need?" "He had a motorcycle accident, and broke two teeth my father made a bridge for him." "Commissioner?" "So you're sure, the body in the potter's field is Alfano." "I'd say so." " Got any idea why?" " Yes." " Don Balduccio?" " Don't you think?" "Know what Macannucco said?" "Despite the checks, Giovanni was traffcking drugs." " Seems impossible." " Instead it's very possible!" "For Don Balduccio it's a great insult." "Giovanni's a traitor and has to be eliminated." "So he has him cut in 30 pieces like the pieces of silver." "He lets him go to Gioia Tauro with Dolores and abducts him there, brings him back to Vigata and kills him." "So the body's not found too soon, he says he embarked." "Right and the plan worked, even if, at a certain point, Don Balduccio gets sick." "That must be how it went." "What do we do about his wife?" "We won't say anything for now, she can't even identify the corpse, she's no help to us." "The ones who sent the letter to the DIA, knew everything." "Right, and when the time's right, we'll spit on Musante's nose." "But right now, I still want to think it over a few days." "Let's go." "One moment, I'll get him." "Sir, it's for you." "Coming." " Who is it?" " Mr. Giacchetta." " Commissioner Montalbano?" " Yes, who's this?" "Fabio Giacchetti, remember?" "Yes!" "How are mother and son?" "Just fine, thank you." "I don't know... okay, I'll say it!" "I saw that car again." "What car?" "The one that tried to run the woman down, remember?" "Sure!" "When?" "Yesterday, it was in front of me, at a light." "I got the number." "You're sure it was the same car?" "How?" "Sometimes I am, sometimes I'm not." "But I recognized it, it's like the one from the other night." "It had a broken left taillight." "So, I took the number down." " Could you give it to me?" " Sure." "AX962TP." " I'll read it back:" "AX962TP." " Right." "Go out, take a look around, and let me know." "Hello." "What's this discovery mean?" "What words hammer your brain after Giacchetti said the car that tried to hit DoloresAlfano" "was that of my vice commissioner, and friend, MimiAugello?" "The words are, collusion and conspiracy." "Mimi Augello and Dolores Alfano hatched a plot against me, because there's no doubt they're lovers." "Their encounters began in September." "Soon after Giovanni Alfano had embarked." "Did he start it or did she?" "Let's try to understand how things went." "After the discovery ofthe body in the potter's field," "Mimi pushes me to get the case, but why?" "Why that case specifically?" "Maybe he knew the corpse was his lover's husband's?" "Lfhe knew, who could have told him?" "Dolores!" "So Dolores knows her husband was murdered." "How to define Mimi's behavior?" "Mimi is certainly sexually blackmailed by Dolores." "He doesn't know how, or he can't, say no." "Dolores is a beautiful girl who knows how to use her words." "But there's just one word." "Betrayal!" "Betrayal!" "But if Mimi got mixed up in the thing, if he fell... in that damned potter's field, the only one who can pull him out... is me." "Let's see if I can." "Let's see if I can." "What are you doing in that trash?" "Hello, I'm Commissioner Montalbano, who are you?" "Esterina Trippodo." " You're a neighbor?" " Yes." "Can I ask you something about the Alfanos?" "Think I should waste my time with all the realm's commissioners?" "Actually, this is a republic." "I don't recognize this shitty republic." "I'm a monarchist and I'll die a monarchist." "Want the truth?" "I'm fed up saying the same things a hundred times." "Sorry, but would you to a Commissioner who's a... monarchist?" "If I say it in front of everyone, I screw my career, but I'm a monarchist!" "Beautiful, what joy!" "Let's go." "Long live the king!" "Tell me." "The last time the Alfanos were here, on September3rd and 4th, did you see them?" "No, but they were here, because I saw their lights on and their car." "The next morning, must have been 11, they'd already left." "Did you notice anything strange?" "To make you vomit!" "What did you see?" "I went out, but they'd already left and I went to empty the trash, I usually do it." "What was inside?" "Asyringe, full ofblood." "Good thing I had gloves!" "Did you tell my colleague Macannucco?" "I didn't tell him a thing, he's not one of us like you!" "Come in." " May I?" " Fazio, come in." " Did you talk toAlfano's friend?" " Yes." "Did he say anything interesting?" "I'd say so." "The one who sent Arturo Pecorini from Vigata, was Don Balduccio Sinagra in person." "Why?" "In town there were strange rumors about an affair between the Alfano woman and Pecorini." "Don Balduccio let Pecorini know he'd best get out." "Give me the whole story." "Well..." "A little more than two years ago Arturo Pecorini, the butcher, falls crazy in love with DoloresAlfano." "But he doesn't do things in secret, nossir, he sends her roses every morning, gives her expensive gifts, and the whole town gets to know." "He knows she's the wife of Balduccio Sinagra's new protege?" " He's totally aware." " Is he crazy?" "No, he's conceited, and violent, he says nothing and no one scares him." "So, a thug." "At 20 he was arrested for murder." "But he was acquitted for lack of evidence." "Five years later, another acquittal for attempted murder nothing afterthat, but he was, and is, a bully." "Why didn't Dolores go to the Carabinieri?" "She doesn't because... she likes the butcher." "This thing reaches Don Balduccio, who can't accept a butcher cuckolding his relative, someone he was fond of." "What did Don Balduccio do?" "He spoke to Dolores, 4 days later Dolores goes to Colombia, her mother's ill." "And Pecorini?" "He perceives Don Balduccio's message and pulls up stakes, leaving Vigata permanently." "At that point, Dolores comes back..." "she can, understand?" " Is Augello here in the station?" " Yes." "Call him and return with him." "Can I ask you something?" "I've had a question in my head for a while." "Tell me." "How did you know Pecorini had an affair with the Alfano woman?" " I didn't." " You didn't..." "Then why did you ask about Pecorini, before the Alfano woman came to the station?" "I can't tell you, not now." "Thanks anyway." "I'll go get Augello." "Mimi, come in." "Fazio, tell Catarella we mustn't be disturbed." "Then come back here." "Mimi, have a seat." "Sit down, Fazio." "So..." "For a while now, the atmosphere in this station hasn't been good." "Do me a favor, talk only when I say so." "Very probably, a good part of what's happening is my fault." "I'm the first to realize that," "I've lost a little of the energy that pushed you to follow me everywhere and always." "We were, more than a team, just one man." "Did I tell you to talk?" "No." "Now, Mimi, you come saying you need more autonomy," "more space, you give me a forced choice..." "Are you preparing the succession?" " Can I talk?" " Just to answer this question." "No." "Things aren't the way you think." "Then I need add nothing, my word will be enough, you need nothing written, okay." " What's that mean?" " You'll do the investigation." " What?" " The body in the potter's field." " Commissioner, it's his now?" " Right." "On one condition:" "Whatever move you make, an arrest, a press conference, an announcement, you tell me first." "Naturally..." "Good." " Can I hug you?" " No need." "I'm off for a few days, you'll fill in." "Fazio will tell you about the case later and then he's at your disposal, best of luck." "Thank you." "Thank you." "Commissioner, I don't know why you made this decision and I don't want to know." "But it's a decision that could ruin this police station." "Augello's on another planet right now." " I don't want to work with him." " Fazio, it's an order." "At your command." "Try to understand." "It's delicate, the Mafia's in this!" "That's why you're at his side." "But if Augello flips, I certainly can't stop him." "Tell me and I'll intervene." "But you're leaving!" "Nothing will happen right now, don't worry." "Anyway you have my cell number." "I do, but it's no good because it's always off." "Anyway I understand." "What there is to understand," "I understand." " I take my leave." " Good." "What would you like?" "That's exactly the problem, my wife gave made a list, but I can't remember one thing." " Classic." " Don't send me for groceries!" " Excuse me." " No problem." "May I?" "Tanino!" "Commissioner, welcome, how are you?" "Fine, you?" "I eke along!" "Your room's ready." " Excuse me." " Mr. Knight sir, catch anything?" "My ass." "Give that to me, come along." "Commissioner, this is your table." "You don't mind dining with our Knight Pitacuda, do you?" "No!" "Salvo Montalbano." "Liborio Pitacuda and I'm no knight." "I must warn you of something, at the expense of seeming impolite." "When I talk, I don't eat and so, when I eat, I don't talk." "Welcome to the club." "Let's see what wonders Tanino has for us." "Here it is!" "Spaghetti with sea crab." "Enjoy." "May I?" "Bass with saffron." "Do you think this miracle might happen again?" "It will, don't worry." "Like the miracle of the blood of Saint Janarious" "I've been coming here for years and I've never been disappointed with Tanino's cooking." "The chef of a famous French restaurant wanted to take him to Paris." "No way, he wouldn't budge!" "Tanino says:" "I'm from here and here I'll die." "There's such a mixture of flavors" "I'd like to know where he learned to cook." "Tanino, come here." "Tell the Commissioner how you became a cook." "What can I say?" "Until a few years ago, I was a petty crook, in and out of jail." "Nice introduction!" "Go on." "One night the Virgin Mary appeared to me." " You're joking?" " That's it." "She was beautiful, shining, she took my hands, looked into my eyes and said:" "'You'll become a great cook"." " How's that possible?" " Did you know about the Madonna?" "No." "Yet for the bass you used the word miracle." "Thank you, you can go." "Always at your service, Sir." "I'll remove your plates." "Why are you in these parts?" "I need a little time to myself." "I understand!" "Once a year, I take time and come here." "In Trapani I live with my wife, four daughters and eight nieces and nephews!" "I purify my system here," "I pass the waters of solitude." "This is like a clinic forme where I eliminate an excess of emotion." "What do you do in Trapani?" "I was a Philosophy professor, now retired." " Do you miss teaching?" " Not at all!" "What reason is there to teach philosophy today?" "Young people today no longer apply themselves, it bores them to learn what Kant and Hegel thought." "Philosophy should be replaced with..." ""Instructions for Use", so it would still make sense." " For use of what?" " Of life." "For example, teaching young people what it means to catapult into a car on Saturday nights, and tell them how this could be avoided philosophically." "In his memoirs, Benedetto Croce wrote..." "I'm retired and always talk about philosophy." " You say interesting things." " I do?" "Good night, I'm offto bed." "I leave tomorrow." "The first time I came here, my father was dying." "I couldn't see him on his deathbed, the idea terrified me." "When I finally went, it was too late." "Some time ago, I followed an investigation of yours, the one on arms trafficking, that led you to discover the tomb ofthose two young lovers, the one with the terracotta dog." "In that circumstance, you abandoned the arms trafficking investigation and dove into a crime committed fifty years earlier the effects of which would have had no practical effects." "Know why you did that?" " For curiosity?" " No." "To escape daily reality." "Evidently, daily reality istoo heavy for you and you run away, like I do, when I take refuge here." "That your father was dying was real, but you refused to acknowledge it." "Do you miss him?" "I do." "Macannucco, it's Montalbano, listen to me." " Not even hello?" " Hello." "Go back to the house on Via Gerace and get the trash bin." "It was rusty, remember?" "A syringe, full of blood." "I just remembered the inside ofthe bin was laminated against rust, so those stains aren't rust, they're dried blood, from the syringe." "Nice shot." "If that's it, I'll go get it." "Another thing." "I'm sending you a letter by courier to send from Gioia Tauro." "Who do I send it to and why?" "I'll write that too, okay?" "Yes, it'll be done." "Adelina!" " What is it?" " Come here." "What is it?" " Sit down and write." " Me?" "You know that me and writing..." "It doesn't matter, get a sheet of paper and write what I'm writing here, okay?" "Here, read it." ""I've the syrinch you know well." "Guess whom I am and come to me for making a deal"." "It's full of errors!" " You wrote like an illiterate." " It's good like that." "Take your time, I'll go take a shower." "Commissioner, I'm here." "I'm extremely grateful, your exquisite courtesy..." "Don't worry." "Until a while ago, it seemed Don Balduccio might pull through, but he's just had another crisis and the doctor won't let him expend his energy." "He's tormented by this, if you allow, I'll tell you myself." "Years ago," "Don Balduccio gave an order he was sorry about later." "He'd heard that a relative was working in his own interest, instead of the Sinagras'." "Don Balduccio believed it... and made a mistake." "Not even six months later they told him what had been said about that man wasn't true." "But the mistake had been made and there was no turning back." "How to make amends?" "There was just one way." "Don Balduccio made that man's son his own and gave him a clean life." "You know we're talking about Giovanni Alfano." "Before he left, Giovanni came here." "I know, I saw the pictures." "At that time, Don Balduccio gave him a letter to take to a friend in Villa San Giovanni." "It was never delivered." "We think Giovanni wasn't able to do it." "Why?" "It's possible he never crossed the straits." " Where did he end up?" " In Catania." "You do know how things went?" "It's not a matter of knowing what happened," "Don Balduccio deduced it." "It's a matter of confirmation and we'd hoped to get that from you," "but you put your Vice in, who, we think, is making big mistakes." "We can't let him continue making mistakes much longer." "I don't like that last sentence at all." "Neither do I, who had to say it, but we know..." "What do you know?" "We know your Vice and Dolores let's say... they meet." "This affair has to stop soon." "Why give the investigation to Augello and then do a parallel one yourself?" "I'm not." "It's odd, you clued me about Dolores Alfano before she came to tell us about her husband." "The same for Pecorini." "Come to my house tonight, I'll explain, but you have to be patient." "Meantime, send this by fast courier to Macannucco in Gioia Tauro." "I'll see who it is." "Who is it?" " Please excuse me." " Are you hurt?" "No, I knocked with my nails to make no noise." "I prefer the noise." " The article." " Give it to Fazio." "Forgive me." "So," ""February 2nd, horrible crime at Putumayo." "A shopkeeper of 52, Filippo Alfano, living in Colombia for 2 years, was killed in his office yesterday." "The cause of death was a shot to the head, then the body was cut into 30 pieces"." "This is an official signature," "Don Balduccio strikes again." "Keep that article." " Don't I give it to Augello?" " Only when I say." "Come in." " May I?" " Come in." "The Mafia thrives with people like Musante fighting it!" "Why?" "I went to fill him in on the investigation and said the evidence points to Don Balduccio, but he says it's a false lead." "I told him the body now has a name and surname:" "Giovanni Alfano." "Know what he said?" "That Don Balduccio can't have had him murdered." "Why not?" "Because Don Balduccio stepped down a long time ago and Giovanni Alfano was never involved with him with the family's Mafia business." " What are your intentions?" " Move forward!" "I've gathered so many elements against Don Balduccio that I can't pull back now, understand?" " It's Macannucco." " Well?" "You were right." "The stains in the trash bin are blood, the Crime Lab's checking if the blood's the same as I found on the sink." "How long will it take?" "I asked them to hurry it, we should know tomorrow." "Did you talk to the Prosecutor?" "Yes, he okayed the tapping." "Did you say not to tell Tommaseo?" "He opposed it at first, but then accepted." "I must never appear here!" "Relax, I never mentioned your name." " Bye." " Talk to you soon." "For starters," "I found out that Mimi has a lover." "I'm sorry for his wife, but Augello is a womanizer." "His lover is Dolores Alfano." "Holy shit!" "Their affair began about two months ago." "At first they met at night, in Pecorini's villa." "She seduced him, I think, ensnaring him for a precise reason." "Before I get to this, I'll tell you about Dolores." "Two years ago she started an affair with Pecorini, the butcher." "Balduccio finds out and makes the butcher leave Catania, but soon after, Pecorini gets, from Balduccio, permission to return sometimes for his interests." "Pecorini seems no longer interested in Alfano's wife, instead the two meet and the affair starts again, with more passion than before." "Dolores thinks she'll never be rid of her husband, he's Balduccio's man, so she and Pecorini decide to kill him and put the blame on Balduccio Sinagra." " So, Dolores killed him?" " With Pecorini." "Why put the blame on Balduccio?" "Pecorini wanted revenge on Balduccio, who'd kicked him out." "Besides, the two want to keep suspicion away." "Right." "Maybe Dolores told Pecorini how Filippo Alfano was killed." "In fact, the two of them repeat the old murder ordered by Balduccio." "Let's go a step at a time." "On September 3rd, Dolores and Giovanni Alfano leave Vigata for Gioia Tauro." "Halfway there, she convinces Giovanni to stop in Catania and there she takes him to Pecorini." "But isn't Giovanni suspicious?" "No, I think he didn't even know Pecorini, she must have said he was a friend." "Giovanni, Arturo." "A pleasure." "Now comes the best part of the plan." "As Pecorini takes the body pieces to Vigata," "Dolores goes to Gioia Tauro." "Enters the house and prepares the scene." "She puts his trousers on the bed, the glasses with beer and wine." "She's brought a syringe full of her husband's blood and leaves a few drops of blood in the sink to prove Giovanni had been there." "Finally, she leaves a little cocaine in a shoe box." "Once done, she leaves for Vigata, but makes a mistake." "She puts the syringe with blood into the trash bin." "So the letter sent to the DIA..." "Right." "A few days later, the lovers send the DIA an anonymous letter, accusing Balduccio ofkilling one of his runners for betrayal." "They want it believed that Giovanni's a Mafia runner killed by his boss." "Then through a trusted person, maybe a relative, they write an obviously fake postcard with Giovanni's signature, playing out their little show." "Right, so when the body's discovered, she comes to us and points out a Mafia lead, which though, is false." "She wants to steer the case, control it and be sure." "Here enters our friend Augello." "For two months now, she's ensnared him and cooked him good." "When the body's found in the potter's field she tells Mimi she's sure that's her husband, murdered by Balduccio and demands that Mimi takes over the investigation, because she wants to be sure Balduccio goes to jail." "He's crazy in love, and believes her blindly, maybe putting up some resistance, but in the end" "he does what she asks." "Impossible." " You hit it right, Salvo." " Macannucco!" "Forsensics says the blood in the bin is the same as in the sink, Giovanni Alfano's." "I was sure." "Did you get the letter?" "This afternoon, I sent it off priority mail, should get there tomorrow." "Good, now we wait for a reaction." " So we wait." " Bye, night." "When Mimi comes, tell him you got an idea last night and show him the article on Filippo Alfano's murder." " What will he do?" " He'll say it's important evidence." "He'll race to Montelusa to talk with Tommaseo, the Commissioner, Musante, he'll waste a lot oftime." "Make things as hard for him as you can." " Keep him busy the whole day." " And then?" "When I'm back, bring him to me and I'll tell him about Dolores' arrest." " I want you there too." " Okay." "Is anyone here?" "Is anyone here?" "Where'sthe syringe?" "In a safe place." "What do you think?" "How much do you want?" "Lt'll take a lot of money, because I know what you did." "You do?" "Be careful, the same thing could happen to you." "Mrs. Alfano," "I declare you under arrest for your husband's murder." "Let's go." "Hello, sir." " How did it go?" " She confessed." "Augello?" "He's in his office, he just got back, he asked iftheAlfano woman had called." "Let's proceed." "Come in!" "Oh my god!" " What is it?" " Oh my god, what news!" " What's the news?" " Who'd have thought?" " Macannucco just called." " What news did he have?" "Dolores Alfano's been arrested in Gioia Tauro." "Dolores Alfano's been arrested in Gioia Tauro?" " Why?" " For murdering her husband." "Impossible." "Impossible?" "She confessed." "What?" "Her and her accomplice, her lover, a certain Pecorino with a villa in Vigata." "She made fools of us all, she came here, telling us..." " Sir?" " Mimi!" "Bring his legs up." "Can you hear me?" "Take his shoes off." "Talk, it's Salvo!" " Put this in too." " Yes, sweetheart." "Salvuccio, sit in the back." "Fasten your safety belt." " I'll go talk to Salvo a minute." " Okay." "Excuse me." "Could I talk to you a second?" "Tell me." "Well..." "I wanted to say I had that collapse because I saw I had it all wrong." "As a man and as a cop." "Mimi, we're human, we all make mistakes." "I wanted to apologize for my behavior lately." " A jerk." " A jerk, yeah." "I wanted to thank you too because you saw I wasn't very well and because you had lots more patience than you usually have with me." "Don't get used to it." "I wanted to thank you for another thing too." "I might be dumb, but not that dumb." "That thing about Macannucco and Gioia Tauro..." "I'd bet my nuts you're behind the end of this case." "Mimi, enjoy your vacation." "If you don't get going, I'll kick your ass." "Bye, Salvo." "Translation Charlotte Lantery subtitles OMBRE ELETTRICHE" " Roma"

"Well, I'm the boss now." "Don't worry about my people." "But you better worry about yours." "It ain't safe around here no more." "From now on, you're Giovanni Henriksen." "There's something fishy about that guy." "I'm the project manager for Sjusjoen Belleview." "Thomas, you must meet our new partner properly." "Oh!" " Why, hello." " We go way back." "We want to treat you to a trip to Graceland." "So at least you'll be using your suspension time on something enjoyable." "I've converted to Islam." "No." "He's gone to seed since his son ran away." "Congratulations." "We're having twins?" "Fuck me." "DOUBLE HAPPINESS" " Hi, baby." " Hi." "Listen, I'm sitting here looking at carriages, and I was wondering, do you think we should have one of those where they sit one after the other, or should we go for the wide type of carriage?" "I'm not..." "I'm not sure I follow." "Tomorrow we're going" "to shop for the baby carriage, you know." "Oh, yeah." "I wouldn't miss that for the world." "And then, I'm just wondering, because, you know, in this one thing, when the children sit one after the other," "I've read that that's good, the usual type." "Honey, I..." "But the child that sits behind..." "You know, the baby is behind?" "It can feel a bit neglected." "A little bit neglected." "So, I think this is so hard." "I can't really concentrate right now." "Can we do this tonight?" "Okay." "Then we talk about it later." "Yeah." "Love you, too." "So, where is this party by the way?" "At some cabin Thomas Aune has rented at Hafjell." "Hafjell." "That's where he's hiding out?" "Didn't you hear?" "He got a conviction for some kind of insider-deal, has to wear one of those ankle monitor things." " Are you kidding me?" " No." "He can't move more than 20 meters." "He goes straight to jail." " That sounds like our Tommy boy, all right." "Yeah." "Oh, Jesus!" "I thought it was my parole officer." "Welcome to Honolulu, guys." "False alarm!" "Good, good." "Good atmosphere in this cell of yours." "It's getting better." "14 days to go..." "What are you doing?" "That happens to be a Bérd Breivik." "Cost me 40 grand." "40,000 for an ashtray?" "Are you an idiot or something?" "That sculpture is probably worth around 80 now, so I don't know who's the idiot here." "This art thing, the value tends to appreciate pretty good, huh?" "If it's the right art." "Club's been doing better." "We could use a little investment." " Under the radar, so to speak." "Yeah." "Money laundering." "If you've heard of that." "We have to hook you up with my art dealer in Oslo." "My man, Max." "Good." "Go talk to him." "Hmm?" "But I..." "What the hell do I know about art?" "What's there to know?" "Buy stuff that costs more when you sell it." "First time in The Big Apple?" " How did you guess?" "The fanny pack's a giveaway." "Yeah, right." "So, what'd they book you for?" "Oh, no, no, no." "You see, I'm a policeman, you know, from Norway." " Oh, okay." "Yeah." "Okay." "Yeah, well, that's me." "Well, have fun." "Hello." "Thank you for taking time to see me." "It's not every day I get calls from European colleagues." " I brought donuts." "No, thanks." "I'm on a low-carb diet." "Yeah, I see." "What's this case you wanna talk about?" "A couple of months ago, a stranger shows up in my hometown." "A white, Caucasian male." "My gut says that he is kind of fishy, you know." "First I think, terrorist." "But now, mafia." "Maybe you guys have a file on him." "Nope, never seen the guy before." "I'm sorry I couldn't help you." "Well, okay." "But do you know where I can find this mafia type, where they hang out and stuff?" "If you want to do street work in our jurisdiction, your department needs to send a formal request." "Yeah." "Look, this cop from overseas just stopped by with some interesting information about our friend, the Fixer." "Oh. yeah?" "Yeah, it seems like Tagliano is maybe not so disappeared after all." "Motherfucker." "Hello?" "I was just wondering where you'd got to." "I'm sorry." "The new inventory came in, and I'm stuck here at work." "But when will you get back?" "You know how it is." "These things can take all night." "Okay." "Don't wait up, huh?" " All right?" "Okay." " I'll see you tomorrow." "Bye." "If it isn't Mr. Fanny Pack." "Looks good." "You know what?" "I'm not interested in any soliciting if that's your plan." "What?" "A girl can't ask a guy for a donut anymore?" " You want a donut?" "Okay." "Mm-hmm." "So, how did your meeting go?" " That bad, huh?" "Yeah." "You know, I have a suspect who I think is in the mafia, but the police, they won't give me any clues." " Oh, maybe I can help you." "How?" "I know a couple of places these wise guys hang out." "If you buy me dinner, I'll take you there." " I don't know." "What?" "You got any other leads?" "No." "MAIN ENTRANCE" "I haven't seen liver values like this" "I've probably been overdoing things a bit lately, yes." "But otherwise it all seems good." "That's good to hear." "Was sure that there was something seriously wrong with me." "Breathe in." "Yes." "That mole there." "Where?" " The contours are a bit diffused." "Which one?" "I think we should remove it and send it to be analyzed." "Fuck." "I knew it." "I knew something wasn't right." "Well, we do these all the time." "Better to check it out once too often rather than once too few." "So it's cancer?" "How long do I have left?" "I really think you're jumping to conclusions much too quickly." "You don't have to try to put this gently." "Some things you just know." " It's not certain that anything's wrong." "Fuck." "There's..." "There's no easy way to say this, my girl." "You're not going to take away my MasterCard?" "No, no." "Your dad has most probably been diagnosed with cancer." "I'm going to sell out of Belleview." "Carpe diem, as they say, and I want to dedicate myself to my little family." "It's just such a shame Olav isn't here." "There's a strange smell here." "Alcohol, maybe?" " Is it from you or..." "it's the new inventory." "You know, I just had a taste of it." "It's probably your condition making your nose more sensitive." "Well, it certainly is strong." "How's that pregnant yoga thing going?" "Next week it's birth exercises." "We should practice to give birth, so then you have to come." " What?" "Yeah?" "You must come with me." " Me?" "Yes." "Look, there's a limit to what a man can do and still be a man." "And I'm not crossing that line." "You're coming, I'm telling you." "Get in there." " Hi." " Hi." "How can I be of assistance?" "We're looking for a baby carriage for twins." "Well, we can sure help you with that!" "If I had to choose I'd go for this one, the TK Twinner Twist." "Yes, I've read about that one." "Yes, indeed, it wins every test, and it's very easy to fold and open again." "It's very easy to fold together and it's got very good reviews." "Well, it is rather expensive, but this is like the Rolls Royce of the range." "How much?" "It comes to about 12,000, plus tax." "12 grand?" "Yes." "We got a little misunderstanding here, my friend." "You see, we already have the babies." "We just need the carriage." "We do have simpler models." " But I like this one." "Yes?" "I really like n." " This one?" "Yes." "Don't you?" " You're not going to regret this." "Hey, I'm fine." "We just got to keep an eye on these kids being spoiled too soon, that's all." "Yeah, yeah." "Yes, but don't you think you should..." "Just..." "You have to sort of lift it over." "It's just a little tight, 'cause it's new." "No!" "Shit." "Have you broken it?" "Motherfucker." "Let me see." "Can't you be a little careful?" "Take it easy." "You broke off the whole part." "It's okay." "It's okay." "Just take it easy." "Take it easy." "12 grand." "It didn't last five minutes." "You didn't try to put it together without the folder-lever, did you?" "Look, I'll cover the repair, all right?" "Just give me a new one." "I'm sorry, that's not possible." "This was the last one." "What are you talking about?" "There's one right there." "Oh, no." "That's just a display model." "It's not for sale." "But this one is also nice." "You sell me the Rolls, and now the Volkswagen is suddenly okay?" "I'll cover the repair, that weenie-twister is coming with me!" "Hey." "No, no, no." "No, no, no." "Let go of that weenie-twister!" "Chris!" "Call security." "Give me that thing!" "Call security." "No!" "I'm warning you!" "Give me whatever you got." "What a day." "You know, maybe I'll go to that yoga class after all." "Okay." "That make you happy?" "A little." "Here's your coffee." "Oh, sorry," "I was so involved in the art." "Those are wallpaper samples." "Right." "They're very nice anyway." "So what type of art is it you are after?" "I'm after the type that's worth more when you sell it than when you buy it." "I see." "So you don't have any esthetic preferences?" "No." "The important thing is that the financing is done outside the box, sort of." "Yes, I understood that on the phone." "But don't you have a particular artist in mind?" "No inclinations?" "No, just so long as it's around 300 grand." "Three-hundred..." "Three-hundred thousand." "Okay." "Just to start somewhere, we have a Melgaard painting in at the moment." "Never heard of him." " No?" "Who is that?" "Bjarne Melgaard is one of Norway's most renowned contemporary artists." "Doesn't really ring a bell." "How's he when it comes to price and increase in value and stuff?" "The picture costs 280,000." "You can probably sell for twice that in about five years." "Perfect." "I'll take that one." "I'll buy it." "Okay?" "You don't want to see the picture?" " I'm leaving this to you professionals." "Certainly." "Just pack it up, and I'll take it with me." "Are you going out, Olympia?" " Olav?" "Hi, Dad." "Hi." "What does this mean?" "Are you home again for good now?" "I've spoken to Olympia." "She told me about your condition." "Maybe there's some meaning to this after all." "If you could just grab the back..." "Hey, boss, take a look." "I got no time." "We got an emergency with the Belleview project." "The art has arrived." "That you bought." "What is it?" "I don't know." "Looks like the monkey's getting a blowjob." "See?" "Jesus Christ, did you spend my money on a monkey getting a blowjob?" "The guy in the gallery said this was the hottest art around." "Take it back!" "I'm not sure about what kind of return policy they..." "My return policy is, get it the fuck out of here and get my money back!" "But how am I supposed to..." " Did you like working at the NAV?" "I got it, boss." " I got it boss." " Thank you." "Sit." "Where's Julius, is he coming?" "I haven't heard from him at all." "We'd better just begin." "Hi there, guys." "How's your form, Johnny-boy?" "That was a pretty wild party, eh?" "Stop dwelling on the past, jailbird." "You were so secretive on the phone, what is this about?" "Well, first I want to welcome you to this board meeting in Sjusjoen Belleview." "What board meeting?" "You left the board when i joined, remember?" "Yeah, yeah, but the way it is now," "Julius Backe had to pull out for personal reasons." "So, Julius sold his shares." "What?" "Julius can't sell without talking to us." "But relax." "It's in the best of hands." "Has Julius sold his share to you?" "An investment group comprised of local business people, with yours truly as a kind of front man." "The team up here have a slightly different vision, and they want more focus on family-friendly activities like skiing and a water park." ""Sjusjoen Belleview, El Dorado for kids."" "I got a penthouse in this thing." "I don't plan on living in Disneyland." "We happen to be the majority shareholder." "That's what makes business so exciting." "Sometimes you have to compromise." "Hello?" "Excuse me." "Hey there." "Hang it over there." "Yes?" "I've got some art here I want to get rid of." "Indeed?" "What are we talking about?" "Is it a print, photograph, painting?" "It's some kind of drawing." "Quite." "Let's see." "But this is a Melgaard." "Yeah, it's fuckin' exclusive." "This is something we'd be most interested in." "That's great." "But let's put a price down on the table, I ain't selling this to anybody for any price." "I shall get our expert on modern art to give you a valuation." "Sounds good." "Be careful." "Yes." "What the fuck are you up to with the Belleview project?" "I've had to sell out in order to deal with some family problems." "Bullshit!" "I made the deal with you!" "Not some hillbillies trying to turn the place into fucking Aqualand!" "Well, the deal is done." "I'm sorry." "Not half as sorry as you're gonna be, you whining, fucking cocksucker!" "You really wanna fuck with me?" "You can't talk like that to my father!" "Relax, Osama, it's between me and your father." "Do you have no respect?" "The man is sick!" "What's he saying?" "Come on!" "What are you saying?" "He's got cancer." "Jesus." "Why didn't you say something?" "I don't like to be a burden to people." "Fuck." "Dad, it's for you." "Then tell them that I'm out, then." "Dr. Utsi." "I'm ready." "What's the prognosis?" " Prognosis?" " Yes, how long have I got left?" "No, listen, the tests are completely fine." "What?" "I don't understand." "Is the cancer less aggressive than first assumed?" "What I'm saying is that you don't have cancer." "But what about the diffused contours?" "What about my father's medical record?" "Yes, all that was a cause of concern." "But now it's all been checked." "Jesus." "What the fuck do I do now, then?" "Look, this is good news, Julius." "Good news..." "Oh, yes." "What did he say?" "Hmm?" "What did Dr. Utsi say?" "No, he..." "What should I say..." "It's pretty much what we had expected." "We're going to do some more tests, then we'll see." "This Dr. Tutsy..." "Dr. Utsi?" " He's from Lapland." " Lapland, huh?" "He's good, huh?" " Yeah, he's good." " Well..." "If there's anything I can do, okay, don't hesitate to call." "Thank you, Johnny." "Thank you for being so generous." "All right." "About time." " Well, what's the price?" "We have a problem." "We've checked the register, and it appears that this picture was stolen last year." " What?" "Yes, so we've had to alert the authorities." "This..." "This is just stupid." "Get the painting, and I'll go to another shop." "It's not that simple." "The police are on their way to collect the painting and return it to its rightful owner." "Rightful owner?" "But I bought that from Gallery Air for several hundred thousand." "Then it's just a matter of presenting the papers." "What do you mean "papers"?" "Which papers?" "You surely must have documents relating to a purchase of this magnitude?" "Otherwise, I rather think the police will be wanting to have a word with you, too." "But of course I've got papers." "Good." " Yeah, Torgeir." " Yeah." " Talk to me." "Yeah." "The monkey picture was stolen." "They stole my monkey?" "No, it was stolen when we bought it." "Motherfucker!" "I've been talking to the people here, and the guy that sold it to us is gonna be back in a couple of hours." "So..." "You stay there, you hear me?" "I'm coming." "Sure." "Okay, boss." "You do me a favor tonight..." " Hi." "Hi, baby." "Are you ready?" " Yeah." "Yeah?" " Yeah, I was really ready." "Yeah..." " I was looking forward to this..." " Good." "Torgeir just called." "I got an emergency." "I gotta run." "The good news is Arnie's gonna take you." "Okay?" "He's taking me to yoga class?" " Yeah, he's gonna take you to yoga..." "Oh, come on." "And he's gonna buy you dinner first, okay?" "On me, okay?" "I gotta go." "You can't just leave!" "It's gonna be great." "I can't go to yoga class with Arne!" " Okay." " Excuse me?" "You the European cop who was looking for some wise guy." "Yeah, maybe." "I got a pal who runs a joint a couple of blocks from here, who can help you out." "How do you know what my friend's looking for?" "What the fuck do you care?" "Take a hike, sister." "Come on, man." "I'm getting bad vibes." "Let's get out of here." "You're not going anywhere." "Fucking Oslo prick." "You owe me money." "You con me into buying a pervo-picture and on top of that it turns out to be stolen." "Please." "I'm just a middleman." "I just got a cut!" "We need you to tell us who hired you to sell that painting." "I can't remember." "I've worked with so many..." "I'm gonna mention a name now." "Van Gogh." "You know that name?" "Vincent van Gogh." "That's the one." "You're gonna cooperate, or you're gonna look just like him." "Okay, okay, okay." "It's a guy from Lillehammer." "Thomas Aune." "That fucker." "Motherfucker." "Motherfucker." "Motherfucker!" "What's that?" "It's an installation about how society treats animals." "No, no, no, no." "What's the carriage?" "Is that a weenie-twister?" "I don't know." "I don't know." "That goes with us." "Lose the meat." "You can't just take it." "Sorry." "You don't mind if that goes with us, do you?" "Please, be my guest." "Yeah, I didn't think so." "And when a labor contraction occurs, we do doggy-breathing." "Off we go." "Dads, too." "Hey!" "First of all, what kind of a putz takes a Jacuzzi in this kind of weather?" "Get the fuck down!" "And second, where's my monkey?" "You know what?" "He called me." "He called me, the gallerist from Oslo." "And they told me it was a misunderstanding with the painting." "Oh, really?" "I promise you, I didn't plan to sell it." "But then the Belleview project come up." "And you know how that works." "So you fucked me over with the painting, so you could fuck me over with the Belleview project." "Is that about it, Tommy boy?" "No, no, no, no." "It's Max." "The idiot, Max." "He never should have sold it to you guys." "You're my friends." "But that's what happened." "Where's his monkey, bitch?" "I don't have that painting." "Don't give me that!" "I don't have it." "The gallery-people said they were gonna hand it back." "I sure don't have it." "So, I'm sorry, guys." "I think it's time for a little walk." "No!" "Guys, I go to jail." "If I go out any longer, I go to jail." "I want my monkey." "Not any further." "Johnny wants his monkey!" "Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay." "Okay, what?" "It's behind the oven in the sauna." "It's in the sauna." " That's the truth?" "Yeah." "Let him go." "No!" "Fuck it!" "Where's that piece of shit Frank Tagliano hiding, huh?" "You were dying to talk about him a little while ago, and now you fucking clam up?" "Fuck!" "Shut her up." "Easy, Jerry." "Easy there..." "You're gonna fucking pay for that, bitch." " Put the gun down!" " You fucking perv!" "Put the gun down." " Easy, easy, easy, easy." "Put the..." " Fucking perv." "Put the gun down!" "Fuck!" "Welcome to Sinatra Night here at Flamingo." "I can see that everybody's got something to drink." "That made me think of a quote that an old friend of Blue Eyes..." "Sorry, buddy, there's a dress code here tonight." "I'm gonna have to ask you to leave." "The point is this is a theme night." "And this isn't exactly the theme." "He said," ""I pity the foo!" "who doesn't drink" ""because every time they wake up in the morning," ""that's the best they ever gonna feel that day."" "Ha ha!" "This decorative sweater is worth more... ls there a problem here?" "This gorilla won't let me in." "I wonder why." "You look like Halloween." "I'm wearing traditional summer clothing." "Well, you might be the king of the Eskimos, but we have a dress code here." "I've been honored for my work as a doctor in this town, and now I'm being refused entry because I'm from Lapland." "Yeah, well, I don't really care..." "Did you say you were a doctor from Lapland?" "Yes." "By any chance, would you happen to be the doctor of Mr. Julius Backe?" "Yes, indeed." "You're all right." "Arnie, he's all right." "You're in." "Let me buy you a drink." "Now you say you are a friend of Julius." "Try that." "Is that a genuine Melgaard painting?" " You like his stuff?" " It's fantastic!" "Well, you know, for a price, it could be back on the market." "I don't have that kind of money." "Shame about Julie, huh?" "What do you mean?" "You know, I guess he didn't catch it fast enough." "His tests, they were fine." "Fine?" "The guy got the big C." "I mean, terminal, no?" "Well..." "lam bound to professional secrecy." "Son of a bitch." "I didn't say anything." "Before you go, I got a little business proposition for you." " Are you hurt?" " Yes." "Geir?" "Laila?" "Is that you, Laila?" "Geir?" "It was two guys." "Italian-American." "One short, gray hair." "The other one, younger." "Dark hair." "I can come to the station, help you do the drawing." "No, no." "You've been more than helpful." "Now go get yourself a warm beverage." "Hey, Lieutenant." "Yeah, I'm at the crime scene now." "Yeah, some hillbilly tourist who was here visiting one of the regulars, Deshawna." "Yeah, probably buying drugs." "Yeah." "As per usual, nobody's seen or heard anything." "I'm afraid this is gonna end up right in the pile of unsolved cases." "He's fucking crazy." "It's not really a good time for a call tonight, Johnny." "Well, I figured you might be gone tomorrow." " So we better talk now." "Okay." "I got a solution to the Belleview project." "You're gonna buy me out." "But I already just sold my share because of, you know what." "Yeah, you're gonna take that money you got from Tommy boy and give it to me for my piece." "But my share was four times the size of yours." "Come on, that doesn't make sense." "A lot of things don't make sense, you know." "Like your medical records for instance." "Where the fuck did you get this one?" "It's not important where I got it, Julie." "What's important is what your kids are gonna say when I show it to them." "No, no." "Come on, please." "You've got to understand, Johnny, at first I thought I was ill..." "Then Olav came home, and I was given a fresh start with my kids." "Julie, you're mixing me up with somebody who gives a fuck." "Just sign over the money." "What a fucking idiot, I..." "You really don't want your kids knowing the truth about their father, do you?" " Yeah." " We're ready for you now." "Sorry to disturb you guys." "But I ran into the doc, and he has some news that just won't wait." "Well, as we all know Julius has been diagnosed with cancer." "We've done some new tests, it seems the cancer is in the process of receding." " Receding?" "Yes." "It looks as if he is going to make a complete recovery." "This is almost like a miracle." "It must be all the care from you." "Yeah!" "I've got a boss who loves Sinatra, who's a big Sinatra fan." "And because of that, the band has prepared a tune that we thought we'd hear if..." "What do you feel, boss?" " Take the challenge?" "What?" "Me?" " Yeah." "No." "Oh, come on." " No, I can't." "No..." "Johnny." "Johnny!" "Johnny, Johnny, Johnny, Johnny!" "Johnny, Johnny, Johnny!" "All right." "All right." "Let's hear it!" "Let's hear it!" "Let's hear it!" "Let's hear it!" "How did all these people get in my room?" "Maestro, one of your finest chords, please." "Now this could only happen to a guy like me" "And only happen in a town like this" "Am I right?" "So may I say to each of you most gratefully" "As I throw each one of you a kiss" "This is my kind of town" "Lillehammer is" "My kind of town" "Lillehammer is" "My kind of people, too" "People who smile at you" "And each time i sneeze, Lillehammer is" "It must be that Lillehammer freeze" "Lillehammer is" "Majestic mountain views all around" "It's my kind of town" "Am I right or am I right, huh?" "How am I doing so far?" "Sit down." "I'm not finished yet." "My kind of town" "Lillehammer is" "My kind of town" "Lillehammer is" "Reindeer and moose, hello" "And you know, all that snow" "And each time I run" "Lillehammer is" "Busting my buns, Lillehammer is" "So, no clues as to where this guy is from?" "I'm telling you, that's where Tagliano was hiding out." "No passport, no plane ticket, no driver's license, no nothing." "Well, didn't it occur to you to just ask the guy?" "We were gonna." "But then Mr. Trigger Happy here decided to shoot him instead." "Hey, look, he attacked me." "I mean, fuck this, huh?" "Now, look at this." "Pack your lederhosen, boys." "You're going to Norway." "It's my kind of" "Town" "Yeah!" " Yeah!" " It's my kind of town, baby." " That's still the tune." "Bull's eye!" "Yeah!"

"Some chefs call them "lovebirds," a romantic dish for that special occasion." "Properly cooked, they're as tender as butter." "They can be roasted, stuffed with wild rice or barley... ... or you can broil them, poach them... ... barbecue them, and even braise them." "But there's no greater sin than to overcook a quail." "Perfectly cooked, it must have a touch of pink on the breast." "But you need the right quail." "It has to be fleshy or it dries out too easily." "I prefer to serve them roasted." "That makes their taste richer and more robust." "And a side of truffle ravioli and wild mushrooms goes deliciously well with them." "Of course, you can also cook them in a pig's bladder in a mix of Madeira and cognac." "You see, the bladder helps protect the quail, keeps it moist." "You could serve it with a tender sauce of thyme, spring onions caramelized shallots, truffles." "Truffles go perfectly with almost any quail dish because they elevate the delicate taste." "Are you feeling okay?" "I'm fine." "Go on." "They wonderfully elevate the delicate taste of the quail." "But you have to really be able to afford truffles otherwise you just better forget about it." " Now, for a appetizer, I suggest..." " Kate, would you mind if I change the subject for a moment?" " No." "Why do you come to see me every week?" "My boss said she'd fire me if I didn't get therapy." "And why do you think she thinks you need therapy?" "Why?" "You know what?" "I haven't the faintest idea." "Ordering two tasting menus." "Fire two amuse-bouche." "Leah, I need a quail and a Dover sole for table nine." "I'm still waiting on those beef tenderloins." "Where are they?" "Pick up!" "Terrine, carpaccio." "Excuse me, you should know Hal Reeves says the lamb has never been so good before." " Really?" "And what would he know?" "Kate, the Petersons are here." "They wanna tell you how brilliant you are." " Brilliant chefs belong in the kitchen." " At least say hello." "You know they're some of my best customers." "In a minute." "Just don't cook them too long, because they get..." " They get tough, I know." " No, dry." "Dry, Leah." "I get tough." "Quail get dry." "Kate, I wanna go over the menu for next week." "Later, okay?" "You're a magician, Kate." "And you know my husband sings your praises constantly." "In fact, it's hard not to be jealous." "I worship anyone who can surprise my palate." "It's always a pleasure to cook for you both." " We'll see you next week, right?" " Of course." " Good night." " Good night." "Nice to see you." "I'm telling you it's not cooked properly." " May I ask what this is about?" " Kate, I'll handle this." " I take it you're the chef?" " Yes." " There's something I'd like to show you." " Don't do this." "My wife's foie gras hasn't been cooked long enough." " Excuse me?" " Why don't I bring you a new appetizer with my compliments?" " It's cooked just fine." "Nothing to be ashamed of, honey." "Even the best stumble over foie gras." "There's nothing wrong with this." "It's precisely comme il faut." " What is that supposed to mean?" " Comme il faut? "As it should be. "" "140 degrees in the oven, 80 degrees water temperature, for 25 minutes not too long, not too short, with the perfect touch of pink, honey." "That's it." "We'll take our business somewhere else." "Let's go." "May I suggest Vinnie's hot dog stand at the corner?" "He cooks to order." "How many times have I told you?" "You can't make a scene every time someone doesn't like your food." " Please." "The guy's a barbarian." " And a paying customer." "If he says the foie gras is not done, it's not." " Foie gras is cruelty to animals." " Stay out of this." "I swear to God, if you weren't one of the better chefs in this city, I'd fire you." "One of the better chefs?" "What's that supposed to mean?" "I bet she's just saying that to annoy me." "She's just saying that to annoy me." " Isn't she?" " Whatever you say, chef." "Mailbox one." "You have no messages." " Hey, how are you?" " I'm good, Frank." "Got some nice lobsters from Maine." "That one's a little too small." "Try this one." "Yeah, yeah." "Have them delivered by 2:30, okay?" "And send those scrawny ones to La Fontaine." "Kate!" "Who's your best friend?" " You got it?" " Did you ask me to?" "Golden tilefish?" " Bob!" " Just for you." " It's beautiful." " Beautiful golden tilefish, line-caught." " Beautiful." " Give me a kiss." " Bob." " Give me a kiss." " Hey!" "Hey!" "How come I didn't get a kiss?" " How come you didn't get a kiss?" "You ain't got the goods." " What's this?" " I don't see any golden tilefish." " Hello?" " Hey, it's me." "I'm just checking in." "We should be there about 9." "Great, so I'll make sure I'm back by then." "Okay, cool." "So, what are you doing?" "Reading a recipe, right?" "Christine, don't be ridiculous." "I do have other interests." "Of course you do." "Name one." " How's Zoe?" " Adorable." "She's changed so much since you saw her last." " Haven't you, sweetheart?" " I don't know." " So, what do you guys want for dinner?" " Don't worry about us." " We'll just grab a pizza or something." " I don't think so." " So, what does Zoe like these days?" " She eats anything." " She's a vacuum cleaner." " Mom." "I'll call you when we get closer." "Say bye to your Aunt Kate." " Bye, Aunt Kate." " Bye, Aunt Kate." " Hey, Kate." "Did you just get in?" " No, I forgot something." " How are you?" " Good." "Are you working tonight?" "I know this great little Thai place." "Actually, I am." "Just for a couple of hours." "My sister's coming into town with my niece." "I don't give up that easily." "One of these days I'm gonna convince you to have dinner with me." "Look, Sean, I think you should know I don't generally do that." " What, have dinner?" " Dinner dates." " How about breakfast?" " You live in my building." "I don't generally go out with people in my building." "As a rule." "You seem to have a lot of rules." "Didn't you say you forgot something?" " Oh, thanks." "Right." " You're welcome." "So, what's the problem with having rules?" "It's not as if I'm controlling or anything." "I just prefer things to be done exactly right." "That's why I usually end up doing everything myself." "Do you have any idea how complicated it is to coordinate 40 dishes at once?" "I hope you like scallops." "I thought we agreed you weren't gonna cook for me anymore." "I didn't cook it for you, I just tried some new ideas." "Who else am I gonna give it to?" "Now, we're gonna try something new this week." "I'm going to ask you questions, and you're gonna answer them." "How long ago was your last relationship?" "Isn't that a little personal?" "Well, this is therapy." "How long?" "I don't know." "Three years ago." "Maybe four." " Who ended it?" " I did." " He was getting way too demanding." " How so?" "Well, if you must know, after two years he wanted to move in together." "Did you try the saffron sauce?" "And, I'm sorry, what's so bad about moving in together?" "He asked me to give up my apartment." "Why would I wanna do that?" "I'd move out, we'd get a place together he'd eventually leave, then where would I be?" "My God." " The sauce is so good." " Thank you." " Where's my lobster for table 12?" " Plating, chef." "I'm an actress and I don't do naked bondage movies." "The world is so full of pervs." "That guy at table 10 is the worst." "Every week a new bimbo." "I swear, he leers at my tits one more time, he's gonna regret it." "Damn it, Carlos!" "Watch where you're going." " Pay attention, everybody." " Sorry, chef." "Fire two lobsters right away." "Hold the nine." " I'm really sorry about that." " Just don't let it happen again." "Now you're gonna run out of lobster right after I leave." "Kate, we're not gonna run out of anything, we're fine." "Hydrate." "You're a mom already." "Well, I've gotta practice while I can, right?" " Thanks." " Thank you." "Someone get the phone." " Kitchen." " Lf it's my sister, tell her she said 9 can't make it any sooner." " It's for you." " Take a message." "Kate I think you better take this." " Hello." " One's done." "Speaking." "Ms. Armstrong?" "I'm Dr. Burton." "We spoke on the phone." "Zoe's doing great." "She's gonna be fine." "Has anyone told her yet?" "We thought it would be best for her to hear it from someone in the family." "Do you know how we can reach Zoe's father?" "He's never been..." "I don't even know his name." "Dr. Burton to Emergency, please." "Paging Dr. Burton..." "I'm so sorry." "I have to go, but I'll be back to check on her in just a little bit, okay?" "Hello, Zoe." "Where's Mom?" "Is she dead?" "She is, isn't she?" "Yes." "You have one new message." " Hi, it's me." " And me!" "We just wanted you to know we're running late." "Traffic's insane." "We'll get there eventually." "Bye." "End of messages." "Now, this is a beautiful 2002 Dolcetto." "Any idea where it might be from?" " Probably Piedmont." " South Australia." "Adelaide Hills." "If Kate doesn't find a replacement soon, I'll have this baby behind the stove." "I think that would be a health-code violation." "Bernadette." "Look at the color of this wine." "It's absolutely beautiful." "And it's ready to drink..." "Give me three words to describe this wine." "Three words." "Did you know she was coming in?" "Kate, what are you doing?" "What do you mean?" "I thought you were gonna take a few days off." " No." " Are you sure?" "Yeah." "Give me one duck, two beef rare, and a rack of lamb." "I'm still waiting on those tenderloins of beef." "Pick up." "I need a quail and a Dover sole for table nine." "Okay, let's go, guys." "Come on, let's move it." "Terrine, carpaccio." "Carlos, I need more pans, pronto." " Five minutes on the lobster." " Cleanup right away on table 13." "Fire one rare steak on the fly." "Two duck breast, two rack of lamb." "Let's go, people." "Why is there no food on the counter?" "Come on, we got tables!" "Where's my soufflé for 14?" "Dear Kate, the baby is gorgeous." "I've called her Zoe, which means "life. "" "Now she's here, I'm beginning to get what a huge thing... ... it is I'm doing on my own." "So I want you to know if anything should ever happen to me... ... you are the only person I would want to have her." "I know you'll love my baby the same way I would." "Listen to me, it must be the three-day blues." "I love you, sis." "Christine." "Kate I want you to take a week off." "That's not a suggestion, it's an order." "What's up, Doc?" "Allow me to introduce myself." "My name is Wile E. Coyote, genius." "Hello, Zoe." "I'm sorry, Mac, the lady of the house ain't home and besides... ... we mailed your refund check last week." "I cooked us something tasty." "I'm not hungry." "Okay." "You know, you can leave on Friday." "You know that?" "Yes." "Zoe, you and I have to talk about what's gonna happen." "Can I go back home?" "I'm afraid not." "Why not?" "Well, you'd be alone there." "Your mom asked me to take care of you." "So you'll be coming home with me, okay?" "So the kitchen is just to the right there." "The living room." "This is my bedroom and the bathroom." "This will be your bedroom." "We'll have sunshine today." "It's cold, a high of 36." "Her name is Nelly." "I've had her since I was 3." "She has a whole family." "You should see all my other animals." "Zoe, dinner's ready!" "Okay." "Bon appétit." "Everything all right?" "What's the matter?" "Aren't you hungry?" "Can I go back to my room?" "Sure." "Zoe, I have to stop by the restaurant for a couple of minutes." "Will you be okay here on your own for a little while?" " Yes." " Now, if you need me just press one, that's my cell phone, and two, that's the restaurant, okay?" "It's only a few blocks away, so if you need me I can be back here in no time." " All right?" " Okay." "I won't be long." "Hi, Kate." "He says, "Look!" "Look at the stars!" "Gaze at the stars which tremble with love. "" "Hello, chef." "Oh, my God, it's you." "I am begging you, will you please tell me the secret of your saffron sauce?" "Excuse me?" "Listen to this, guys." "Listen to this right here." "Listen." "He's saying, "Fade the stars, fade all the stars. "" "So you guys are my string section." "He says, "In the morning I am going to wake. "" ""This is our love. "" "Now, everybody. "Win our love. "" "All right, all right." "Back to work!" "Who do you think you are?" "Nicholas Palmer." "And may I just say the world would be a dark and depressing place without your quail in truffle sauce." "We need to talk." " You could've at least asked me." " I'm sorry." "I couldn't wait." "Nick became available." "I had to act quickly." "The last thing I need right now is some lunatic in my kitchen." "He's not a lunatic." "He's exuberant." "God knows we could use that around here." "Exuberant?" "Are you kidding me?" "The guy thinks he's Pavarotti." "Good evening." "Do you have a reservation?" " Yes, Matthews." " Matthews." "Yes." "May I take your coats, please?" "Let me show you to your table." "Excuse me." "Your waiter will be right over." "The only demand I had when I took this position was I get to choose who I work with." " Leah would have been just fine." " Leah can barely stand up anymore." "If I push her, she's gonna fall over." "Holding her crotch and chopping at the same time!" "Give him a chance." " Nick is excellent." " I know nothing about him." " I have no idea what..." " Give me some credit." " He was the sous-chef at II Treviso." " Italian?" "You bring a sous-chef from an Italian restaurant, and I'm the one in therapy?" "We were lucky to get him." "Peninsula offered him executive chef." "Why didn't he take it?" "Because he said he wanted to work with you." "Zoe." "Funny thing to me about being in these cabs is when you're in Manhattan... ... for some reason you don't get scared no matter how fast you're going." "Well, you know, he's driving fast and recklessly." "He's a professional." "He's got a cab-driver's license, I can see it right there." "I don't even know what it takes to get a cab-driver's license." "I think all you need is a face." "This seems to be their big qualification." "No blank heads are allowed driving cabs in this town." "Kate, wake up." "Kate." "School starts at 9." "It's 8:20." "Oh, no." "Oh, jeez." "Okay, let's get dressed, come on." "Oh, you're dressed." "Okay, okay, one minute." "Do you need supplies or anything?" "Like pens or paper?" "They usually have those things." "I made your lunch yesterday." "I hope you like duck." "Okay, come on!" "Let's go." " I can't find my scarf." " Don't worry about it." "I can't have you late for your first day of school." "Let's go." " I need my scarf." " Zoe, just use one of mine." "We'll find yours later, all right?" "Let's go find your scarf." "Here it is." "Is this it?" " That's it." " Great." "That was easy." "Let's go." "Okay." "Your lunch." "Could you get that, please?" "Why didn't you get the door?" "I'm not supposed to answer the door for strangers." "Right." "Yeah, that's smart." " Hi, Sean." " Any chance for some coffee?" " I've just run out." " Sure." "We're running a little late but..." "Just one second." "Good morning." "I'm Sean." "I live downstairs." "You must be Kate's niece." "Zoe, right?" "My kids are about your age." "They'll be staying with me this weekend." "Are you gonna be around?" "Here you go." " Thanks." " You're welcome." " The good stuff." " Yeah." "All right, let's go." "Quickly." "Thank you for the Thai noodles last night." " No problem." " That was really nice." " I guess this is where you go in, right?" " I don't know." "Right." "Come on." "It's gonna be fine." "Ms. Armstrong?" "I'm Ellen Parker, the principal." " Kate." " You must be Zoe." " Very nice to meet you." " Hello." "I'll take you to the classroom and we'll meet your teacher." "There has to be someone better suited for this." "I have no idea what to do with a kid, especially one who's lost her mother." "How do their minds work?" "I can't get Zoe to eat anything I make." " What am I supposed to do, force her?" " Maybe she misses her mother's cooking." "My sister never cooked." " She reheated." " Well, that's the point." "Maybe Zoe needs something more familiar, less sophisticated." "What did you eat when you were a kid?" " It's not the same." " What do you mean?" "My mother was an amazing cook." "Of course, I was the only one who appreciated it." "And after your mother passed away, did your father take over the cooking?" "No." "He didn't take over anything." "We were lucky if we even saw him at dinner." " So who took care of the two of you?" " Can we not get into this right now?" "Okay." "What about fish sticks?" "Kids love them." "Fish sticks?" "Yeah, you know, they're frozen and breaded..." "I know what fish sticks are." "I just can't believe I'm paying for these suggestions." "Fish sticks." " Did you learn anything interesting?" " No." " Anything uninteresting?" " No." " How was your teacher?" " Bald." "Well, that's interesting." "Fish sticks." "You know, I was thinking the other day, I know so little about you." "I mean, we're family, but I don't even know what your favorite color is." " Red." " Red?" "See, I didn't know that." "I love red." "Red's a great color." " What's your favorite number?" " You know, you don't have to do this." "Do what?" "Try so hard." "Coming!" "Hi, I'm Charlotte." " From the agency?" " You expecting another Charlotte?" "No." "So can I come in or what?" "Oh, sure." "Come on in." "Excuse me one second." "I told you, I don't need a babysitter." "I'm not a baby anymore." "So, what am I supposed to do?" "I can't leave you here alone." "Why not?" "I'm perfectly fine." "Zoe, you barricaded the door, remember?" "I charge from when I get here, you know." "Yeah." "I see you've brought something to read to Zoe." "It's for my thesis." "Rapidly mutating deadly viruses." "You know, like Ebola, that sort of thing." "Well, have fun at work." "22 Bleecker, can I help you?" "Table for five?" "Yes, I can seat you at 9." " I know." " Yes." "How do you want the sea bass prepared tonight?" "Tell them they're gonna be served to some very important people." " You don't like music?" " It's distracting my staff." "Nick, you were right." "Pavarotti makes sex so much better." "Glad to hear it." "Bocelli's good too, but only for shallow one-night stands." "Pronto." "Food." "Belly." "Now." "Thank you." "Thank you." "Me plus baby equals extra large portions, please." "Bernadette." "Bernadette." "That's it." "David, Richard." "It's gonna be, I think, all men." "I think I can handle it." "Good luck." "John." " Chef." " No, thank you." "Delicious, chef." "Only a full cook can judge food." "When you're hungry, everything tastes better than it really is." " I never eat in the afternoon." "My grandmother whispered this recipe into my ear on her deathbed." "She brought it over from the Old Country and I made it especially for you today." " Happy?" " Very happy." "I thought your grandmother lived in Miami." "Well, you know..." "Well, we all thought she wasn't gonna make it." "It was like a miracle." "It was a miracle." "You take care of those dishes and I'll take care of these." " Then we won't get in each other's way." " Wait, your half is bigger than mine." "Right, right, right." "I have some very big items." "I got beef, I got fish, I got rabbit." "Showtime, folks!" "Let's go." "Fifteen, two terrines, one Dover sole, two lamb." "Seven, carpaccio." " Have you seasoned that right?" " Yes, chef." "It's okay." " Okay, where am I?" "Where's my lamb?" " Slicing it now." "One second." "One second." " Pardon me." " I need that." "And you'll get it right back." " Can I ask you something?" " Do I have a choice?" "Where did you learn to cook so well?" "My mother." "Seriously?" "I thought you were gonna say you studied under Alain Passard at L'Arpege or something." "I did." "But my mom was better, and she didn't throw plates at me." "Oh, God." "I need more space." " Why are you so mad at me?" " I'm not mad at you." "You're very mad." "Look, this is my kitchen." "I've worked really hard to get here and I'm not gonna let you take it away from me." "What makes you think I wanna take it away?" "What else could you possibly want?" "You treat me like a dog, Larry." "I'm not a dog." "I'm a human being!" "A human being, goddamn..." "I'm sorry, I have an audition." "Would you mind?" "Look, I don't need this job." "I can work wherever I want." "I'd like to work here because it's an honor to cook with you but I'd rather work somewhere I'm welcome." "So if you want me to go, you just say the word." "Want to tell me what's going on in here?" "Well?" "Wait a minute, where are you going?" "I'm sorry, you'll have to find someone else." " Kate, what have you done?" " I didn't do anything." "Nick, please." "We need you." "Well, I'll have to hear that from her." "It's my restaurant." "It may be your restaurant, Paula, but it's her kitchen." "Without her all this would just be a pile of hot metal and dirty dishes, so..." "She decides." "Kate." "Seems you've left me no choice." " Do you want me to stay?" " Didn't I just say that?" "I didn't hear those words." "I want you to stay." "Love to." "Thought you'd never ask." "You're on fire." "And I know you guys are scared, but it's okay, because I'm here." "But if you get really scared, you can wake me up and I'll hold your hand." "Especially you, Louie, because you're the littlest." "Zoe?" "Hi." "When did Charlotte leave?" "I don't know." "A while ago." "Looks so cozy in there." "I have an idea." "How about you come with me to the restaurant tomorrow night?" "Night." "Night." "Please." "I've tried everything." "No matter what I make, she doesn't eat it." "Why not try giving her some regular kid food?" "Have you been talking to my therapist?" "All right, two foie gras, one tartare, two bisque and a goat cheese." "Breathe in." "It's basilico." "Kate." "Kate, your biggest fans are dying to see you." "Leah, finish the duck on table five?" "I gotta take a break." "Yeah, sure." "All right, I need one terrine, two bisque and a langoustine, please." "Good." "Table 12's getting a little antsy." "Will it be up soon?" "Hold this." "Fire one duck, one sea bass and a soufflé, please." "It's working now, chef." "Table five's coming up in a few seconds, chef." "Save some for me." "You know, in ancient Rome guys used to chew basil before the prom to get rid of bad breath." "It's true." "Thank you." " They didn't have proms in ancient Rome." " They didn't?" "Are you sure?" "I thought they did." " See you tomorrow." " Thanks, Leah." " Good night." " Good night." "Where are you going?" " Hi, Bob." " Hi, Kate." "How you doing?" " Good." "What you got?" " I got fresh bluefin." "Just came in like five minutes ago." "I got baby mollusks over there." "What's behind you there?" " Colorados." " Yeah, I'm gonna take some of those." "Unbelievably fresh." "Look at this." "Good morning, it's 24 degrees, sunny at 9:00... ... on this Tuesday, February 28th." "Zoe." "Zoe." "Zoe." "Zoe." "Wake up." "You're gonna be late for school." "Here are your boots." "Come on." "Let's go, let's go." "Just tell them it was my fault, okay?" "Ladies, you are very lucky today." "I have new shipment." "They are from all over the place." "Modena, Montferrato, Bologna." "Big sniff." "It's a black truffle from Parma." "It's not bad." " What do you have in white?" " My best product." "Very, very hard to find this time of year." " Who'd you get them from?" " You know I never reveal my sources." " So how much for the white?" " Twenty-two hundred a pound." " Oh, my God." " They are from Alba." "No, no, no." "I think my water just broke." " What?" "You're kidding me." " No, I'm not kidding you." " Oh, my God." "Are you okay?" " I don't know." " Can you call 911?" " No, no, no." "No police." "It's not the police." "We need an ambulance, she's having a baby." "Oh, my God." "Okay, just keep relaxed." "We have pregnant lady, Bleecker and Charles." "22 Bleecker Street." "Her water just broke." " 22 Bleecker on the corner of Charles." " Bernadette!" "Okay, thank you." "Breathe, yes." "Breathe." "Oh, no!" "Just on the left." "You see the steps?" "Here." "Stop!" "Stop!" "Just wait." "Oh, Zoe." " I'm so sorry." " You forgot me." " It's not what you think." " You forgot me." "Leah had her baby, I had to take her to the hospital." "But you still forgot me." "Okay, I forgot you." "And I'm so sorry." "Come on, Zoe." "Let's go home." "Zoe, come on, it's freezing out here." "Zoe." "Move it!" "Zoe, I'm sorry." "I totally blew it." "I know I'm doing everything wrong." "But I'm doing my best, okay?" "Why don't you think of something I can do to make it up to you?" "You mean like a wish?" "Yeah." "Yeah, you wish for something and I try and make it happen." "And in return, you forgive me." " Can I save it for later?" " Sure." "Kate you're not doing everything wrong." "Really expensive." "All over the kitchen, everybody knows about it." "Carrots are a different matter." "Here you go." "How many left?" " Kate?" " Yeah?" " You're not working tomorrow, are you?" " Nope." "And Nick isn't working tomorrow, is he?" "Sunday, we're closed." "Why?" "Why's that?" "It's my wish." "It was Zoe's idea, not mine." " How come I knew that?" " She says she prefers Italian." " Your kitchen or mine?" " Wouldn't it be easier to do it here?" " Fine, we'll use mine." " But my kitchen's fully equipped." "Perfect." "Shall we say noon?" "I'll do the shopping." " Aren't you cold?" " He's late." "Men." "I'll be right there." " Hello?" " Help." "Coming!" " Hey, you." " You need a hand?" "No, I got it." "This way." "I'll get that." "Afternoon, chef." "Got the goodies." "Where's the kitchen?" "Right there." "Yeah, yeah, right." "Okay, Yeah." "Okay, sous-chef, put on your apron." " Now, do you have a cast-iron pan?" " Of course I have a cast-iron pan." "Good." "No, no, no." "Don't touch my Tupperware." "Tonight, Zoe and I make dinner, and only Zoe and I. Zoe." " But I could help." " But it's my wish." "Tonight we're making pizza." " Pizza pans, please, sous-chef." " Okay." "Gotta get the flour, little eggs, we'll roll some dough, okay?" "Work your hands in there." "That's good." "Get your fingers in there." "Just like that." "You create your own person and buy them pets but you have to make enough." "Nice and round." "Then when you're ready, go like that, then you go like that." "That was the first thing he taught me." "Both hands." "Gotta know how to do it." "That's what drapes over." "Right?" "Yeah, good, and then just go like that." "Then you gotta sing Italiano." "You go like that." "Then you slap it down like that." "Remember what I told you." "You can do it." "Kate!" "We're ready." "No shoes." "Okay." "Close your eyes." "Come with me." " What's the secret?" " You'll see." "No peeking." "Almost there." "Okay, open your eyes." "Surprise." "I guess we're not eating at the table." "We don't have one." "We're on safari." "I see." " You forgot the plates." " No, no." "Sit down." "We don't need plates." " No plates?" " No plates." "Dirty plates attract the big cats." "Well, we certainly don't want the big cats." "Let me guess who made the pizza." " Me!" "Me." "Me, me, me." " Really?" "Whose idea, though?" "Your idea." "Yours has the tusks on it." "Oh, you were so close." "Nothing moved." "But I get my eye poked out." "That's okay." "It's a vampire." "It's a king turtle." "The king, The Lion King!" "Yes!" "Yes!" "I should put her to bed." "Allow me." "Thank you." "So where did you go to cooking school?" "As a young child, I sat at my grandmother's knee..." "Oh, yeah, in Miami, right." "It was in Pittsburgh, actually." "My father was a steelworker." "But you did go to cooking school?" "Are you kidding me?" "Cooking was for girls." "After high school, I went backpacking through Italy." "I owe my entire career to a girl named Sophia." " Sophia?" " She's my first love." "An older woman." "Nineteen." "Her father owned a little trattoria in Tuscany." "He was a brilliant chef and he taught me everything he knew." "Sophia told him we were just friends, so he gave me a job in his kitchen." "I fell madly in love with food." "Italian food." "Everything Italian, actually." "So, what happened to Sophia?" "Her father found out what we were up to and he fired me." " That's too bad." " Well, it opened a lot of doors." "I spent the next couple of years working in some of the best restaurants in Milan." "So how come you're not running your own kitchen by now?" "I don't know." "I guess the right offer hasn't come my way." "So, what would you do if you had your wish?" "I got my wish." "I made it this morning." " I'm not a dessert person." " You haven't tried my tiramisu." "Well, maybe I am a dessert person." "You know, in Italian, "tiramisu" means "food of the gods. "" "No, it doesn't." "Well, it should." "You have a little..." "Some cream, right there." "I should go." "You're leaning on my scarf." "Oh, right." "Yeah." "Sorry." "Good night." "He's so unpredictable." " In what way?" " In every way." "He never does the right thing at the right time." "He's..." "Kate." "Life is unpredictable." "Not in my kitchen." "I'm sure you'll be able to prevent the worst." "The worst?" "That he'll tolerate you for any length of time." "What is this?" "Some new kind of therapy?" "Insult the client?" "Only the finest therapists use it." "So I'll see you after school, okay?" "Have a good day." "Hello, Kate." " We're on time." " Do you have a minute?" "Sure." "I've been speaking to Zoe's teacher." "She's been sleeping in class a lot." "And do you know what her explanation for this is?" " No." " She says it's her late work hours." "She tells her classmates she's working as a kitchen assistant in your restaurant to earn her room and board." " I see." " Lf I actually believed that Zoe was working late hours at a restaurant I'd need to contact Child Protective Services." " That won't be necessary." " I know that." "It's better for everyone when children are well cared for by their relatives." "I'd hate to see Zoe end up in foster care after all she's been through." "But I'm confident that you will address this and there will be no need to go that far." "I'll be checking in on Zoe, and we'll talk again soon." "And then Mr. Daniels' cell phone rings and he answers it and talks through the whole class." "It was so funny." "Zoe, we need to talk about something." "You can't come to work with me anymore." "Why not?" "Because I'm afraid they're gonna take you away from me." " But I like going to the restaurant." " I know." "I know you do, but it's just not right for a little girl to be up so late, you know." " You don't want me there." " No, that's not true." "No, you just need to get a good night's rest." "You hear me?" "You don't want to end up being taken away." "Who cares?" "You didn't want me anyway." "Zoe." "Zoe!" "Zoe!" "Zoe!" "Zoe, stop it!" "Stop it!" "Let me go!" "Let me go!" "I want my mom, not you!" "Zoe?" " Can I come in?" " No." "Zoe, please." "I'm sorry." "Go away." " Hi, guys." "Is your dad there?" " Yeah." "Dad!" " Hey." "Hi." " Hi, Sean." " How are you?" " Good." "Can I ask you a favor?" " Of course." " I know it's last minute but I have to go to work soon and Zoe and I had a fight." "You want me to keep an eye on her?" " Lf you could just check on her." " No problem." "Take it inside, guys." " You got a key?" " Sure, I got it right here." " Thanks, Sean." " Hey, how are you doing?" " All this is pretty new to me." " I know what might help." "Call this number." "Anna." "She's a godsend with kids." "Saved me right after my divorce." "I'm sure she'll be able to watch Zoe for you whenever you need." " Thank you." " No problem." "If you're gonna play for Ireland, you're gonna have to get stuck in better." ""Ms. Armstrong introduces bits of truffle in an endive salad that accompanied a lightly steamed and wondrously silken halibut fillet." "It was highlighted by the gorgeous aria of her saffron-infused emulsion. "" "This guy can't decide if you're a cook or a composer." ""The artistry of her signature quail with truffles made it clear that she brought in a great sous-chef to complement her distinctive style. "" "It says that?" "Just making sure you're paying attention." "You look like you need a drink." "I never drink at work." "Are you serious?" "Like that?" "Tell me what else you never do." "What do you mean?" "Well, you never eat dessert." "You never drink at work." "I'm kind of hoping you'll tell me you never go out with guys who sing opera." "I never go out with guys who sing opera." "Yes." " I got it." " I got it." "So I've got one for you." "What are the three secrets of French cuisine?" "Oh, come on." "Everybody knows that." "Oh, yeah?" "So, what are they, smarty-pants?" "Butter, butter and butter." "You're good." "You know, you didn't have to do this." "It's not like I'm drunk or anything." "Sean." "Hi." "Nick, this is Sean, he lives downstairs." "This is Nick." "We cook together." " How are you?" " You obviously don't live in the building." " How was Zoe?" " Sound asleep." "She's a great kid." " Have a good night." " Thanks, Sean." "Yeah, he's so sweet." "He was just keeping an eye on Zoe." "He's just a sweet, nice guy." "I couldn't wish for a better neighbor." "Yeah, he's always just so... in a totally neigh..." "Take an aspirin." "Yeah." "Come on!" "It's time to get up, sweetheart." "I don't wanna go to school today." "Guess what." "I don't wanna go to work today." "Really?" "Today it's just gonna be you and me." ""To all the gang at 22 Bleecker let me introduce you to my little hors d'oeuvre. "" " Let's see the photo." " Emma Jillian." "Here we go." " "Seven pounds, three ounces. "" " She's adorable." ""She can't wait to meet you all." "Love and kisses, Leah. "" "Kate's late." "She asked for some time off." "Something personal came up." "One, two, three, four, five, six!" "Yes, Park Place!" " And with a hotel, 1500 bucks." " I don't have enough." "Mortgage, baby." "Mortgage." "Come on." "I love this game." "Come on." "All right." "Great." "Thank you." "All right, so, what do I need?" "I need a nine." "Give me a nine and it's Free Parking." "Oh, boy." "Here we go." " Yes!" " No!" "This isn't fair." "No!" "I'm rich." "I'm rich." "I'm rich!" "You know what this means, don't you?" " No, what does it mean?" " War!" "Come on and fight!" "You're afraid of a little pillow?" "How's that rib eye doing, you guys?" "I need two sea bass." "All right, pancetta, goat cheese, oysters, steak tartare, grilled rib eye." " How much longer on that rib eye, Mario?" " Rib eye coming." "Come on, let's pick it up." "I needed that soufflé five minutes ago." "Let's go." "We did 110 covers tonight." "Everything was excellent." "You've really mastered the menu, Nick." "You put your signature on the dishes, and all the regulars have noticed." "How would you like to stay on permanently?" "I think I'd like that." "If it's okay with Kate." " Who is it?" " Do you have any idea what time it is?" " What?" " It's very, very late." "The kitchen was a very different place without you tonight." "I'm sure you did just fine without me." " It was hell." " That's better." "Cognac white wine celery leek, shallots and garlic." "I'm getting truffle." " I haven't..." "I think I..." " Don't think." "Pancake time." "Pancake time." "Where's my sous-chef?" " Pancakes?" " You want to help me?" "Okay, flip it." "Nice." "You could start your own restaurant." "Call it Zoe's." "I'll call it Nick and Zoe's." "Excuse me?" "I did squeeze the orange juice." "Okay." "Nick and Kate and Zoe's." "I like the ring of that." "Not in front of Zoe." "Zoe, I'm now going to kiss your aunt." "This is so embarrassing." "So how are we gonna work together now?" "We'll do what we always did." "You tell me what to do and I'll go behind your back and do whatever I want." "I wanna show you something." "Quick!" "Let's go." "Excuse me." "Do you have any kaffir lime leaves?" " Over there." "You touch, you buy." " I know, I know." " What do you need those for?" " You'll see." "Here they are." " One for you." " Smells good." "Like it?" "One for you." "How do I know this smell?" "Is this your saffron sauce?" "Apparently we have no secrets anymore." "You touch." "I know." "I buy." " You buy." " Two dollar." "Today for our entrée special, we are offering a Hudson Valley free-range duck over a butternut-squash purée and that is served with patty pan squash and blood orange and finished with a mushroom sauce made up of a variety of wild mushrooms..." " From the... from the cognac region of France." " What do you think?" " What's that?" "Nick came up with a great idea of sending mini desserts home in a box." "It's so obvious." "So obvious." "And, Nick, I love those wines you recommended for the new menu." "Well, you're gonna have to discuss that with Kate." "John, tell us about the asparagus dish." "We're also serving as a special a side..." "Rather, an appetizer with asparagus and cippolini onions and it has a side of sliced watermelon radishes." "Table five's coming up in two seconds, chef." "Nick, the couple at table eight wants to say hello." " They're drooling over the sea bass." " Kate's responsible for all the food." " She hates leaving the kitchen." " Interesting." " What else can you tell us about her?" " You know what?" "I'm not gonna get into this." "I don't care who goes out there." "But if it is you, do me a favor and try not to stab anyone who complains." "Don't look at me." "You." "Me." "In there." "Now." " So, what's the story?" " What do you mean?" "I turn my back for a couple of days and it's:" ""Nick, the wine." "Nick, the customers." "Nick, the boxes... "" "She offered me your job." "What?" "Why didn't you tell me?" " I can't believe this." " I was going to tell you." "I knew I couldn't trust you." " The moment I met you, I knew." " The truth is that you can't trust anyone." " You've never trusted anyone in your life." " Guess what." "Why should I when this happens?" "Why didn't you have the guts just to run your own kitchen, Nick?" "Instead of coming in here and taking over mine?" " Is that what you think?" " That's exactly what I think." "You know, Kate it's okay to let people in sometimes." "Maybe one of these days you'll figure that out." " You don't understand." "This place is my life." " This is who I am." " No, it's not who you are." "It's only one little part." "Anna, it's me." "Hi." "How did everything go?" "I think we did well." "We played Monopoly." " Who won?" " She did." "Thanks a lot, Anna." " See you tomorrow." " Good night." "Mailbox one." "You have one new message." "Monday, 11:54 p. m." "Oh, and for the record, I did turn her down." "End of messages." "Oh, and for the record, I did turn her down." "Kate." "Still awake?" "Where's Nick?" "He went home after work." "Get some sleep, it's late." " Kate?" " Yeah?" "You can sleep with Louie if you want." "Oh, honey, that's sweet of you." "He needs you, I'm fine." "Night-night." "Night." "You had no right driving him out of here." "This is my restaurant." " You've made that abundantly clear." " You better find me a replacement fast." "You didn't need my help with the last one." " Kate." " Okay." "I'll find someone." "Like a certificate or something?" "I don't have that little piece of paper." "But there's guys driving on the street without a license." "They can't drive, so, you know." "Well, my specialty is in the beef area." "I deal with meats all the time." "Sausage, beef, slaughtering pork." "I'm famous for my Vietnamese pork chops with saffron mashed potatoes and key-lime asparagus." "I get along great with people." "Really, I'm actually a big people person." "Oh, I'm a people person." "I'm a team player so long as everybody follows my lead." "There was a misunderstanding between me and the head chef and the manager and the owners." "Fired is like, you know, it's, "You're fired!" You know." "But, no, I think we parted on amicable terms." "Why doesn't Nick come to see us anymore?" "We had kind of a fight." " What about?" " Just silly grown-up stuff." "How come you don't wanna tell me?" " It's not that I don't wanna tell you." " Is he ever gonna come back?" "No, he isn't, sweetheart." "Zoe." "Zoe, you awake?" "I'm done." "Are you having breakfast?" "Zoe?" "Nick, it's me." "Is Zoe with you?" "I got up this morning, and she was gone." "I'm here right now." "They haven't seen her." "I don't know." "I told her about us last night and she was upset, but..." "Oh, my God." "What did the police say?" "They checked the bus station and the train station." "She could be anywhere." "Well, she's a kid." "She would probably choose someplace she knew, right?" "She went to school and the restaurant, that's it." "Kate, it's gonna be fine." "She's gonna be all right." "You know what, maybe we should check if she's gone back home." "Zoe?" "Maybe she left a note somewhere." "She's not here." "Did she take her backpack?" "If she didn't pack anything..." " She didn't take Louie." " What?" "She wouldn't run away without Louie, right?" "I let her down, Nick." "I feel like I made a mess of everything." " We're gonna find her." "I promise." " She needs her mother." " She just needs her mother." " Kate." "I think I know where she might be." " There she is right there." " Oh, thank God." "Zoe, are you all right?" "Zoe, please, don't ever do that again." "I was so afraid something happened to you." "Sweetheart, what is it?" "I'm afraid I'm gonna forget her." "We'll never forget her." "I promise." "Never." "And we can come here whenever you want, okay?" "You're coming in, aren't you, Nick?" "Not today, sweetie." " Guys still mad at each other?" " No." "Come on." "See you upstairs." " You know..." " You know..." "I just wanna say I'm sorry, Nick." "Don't apologize." "I actually wanna thank you." "I thought a lot about what you said about me not having the guts to go after what I want, and you were right." "That's why I took a job." "In San Francisco." "The executive chef at a new restaurant." " Well, that's great." " Yeah." "Well, I couldn't have done it without you." "Executive chef." "Guy at table seven said if he wanted it cremated he wouldn't have asked for it rare." " That is rare." " Apparently not rare enough." "Any rarer, it'd walk out of here and hail a cab." "Look, these are ad-agency people." "They spend a lot of money here." "No tantrums tonight." "Just fire another one." " Fire one rare steak on the fly." " Rare steak on the fly." "Where is the lamb for six?" " How are the quail?" " Great, chef." "Pick up!" "Terrine, carpaccio." "From the asshole on seven again." "He wants to know whether you've ever seen a rare steak before." " Rare enough for you?" " Are you out of your mind?" " Yeah." "That's why I'm in therapy." " I'm so sorry." "I'll get you a new tablecloth." "No, please, let me take care of that." "Not bad." "That felt so good." "I just want a steak." "I wish there was a cookbook for life, you know?" "With the recipes telling us exactly what to do." "I know." "I know." "You're gonna say, "How else can we learn, Kate?"" "No." "Actually, I wasn't gonna say that." " You wanna guess again?" " Oh, no, go ahead." "What I was gonna say was you know better than anyone." "It's the recipes you create yourself that are the best." "Hold on just a second." "I think you should know there's something else I never do." "What's that?" "I never invite myself into a man's apartment, blindfold him and feed him saffron sauce while begging him not to go to San Francisco." " You never do that?" " Never." "That's too bad." " You're gonna sear that first, right?" " Yeah, chef." "Don't forget to reduce this sauce a little, okay?" " You're crossing the line." " No." "Yes, you are." "Look, your spoon's in my territory." "Look, I can't help if your reduction's a little thin." "I have to say something." "I wouldn't talk." "Your sabayon's got lumps." "You're out of your mind." " It's perfect." " I'll be the judge of that." "You're right, it is perfect." "Pancakes." " Thank you." " Voila." "Zoe, that's enough." " Hi." " Hi."

"?" "Hurry, Yoli." "(loud music)" "Mari, I'm hungry." "Ok, I'm coming, but you're missing out on my moves." "Whoa, shit!" "(School bell rings)" "Why'd you leave, girl?" "It got good." "I stayed for a little bit." "It was tight, huh?" "It was sick!" "So then let's go again today?" "Again..." "It's Tuesday." "Everyday's a Friday for her." "Everyday is like beans without salt for her, ok?" "You know what?" "That's not cool." "Is that my lipgloss?" "It'd better not be my lipgloss." "Mom gave it to me..." "Mom gave it to me." "How many times do I have to tell you!" "It's mine!" "Stop lying, it's mine!" "I don't want you going through my stuff." "I can sweep, mop, and break down boxes." "Young lady, I don't need help right now." "I'm only asking for twenty a day." "Twenty for me goes a long way." "You don't believe me?" "Good day, Don Pedro!" "Dona Herlinda!" "What's new?" "(Don Pedro) You want produce?" "Or gossip?" "(Dona Herlinda) Both." "He's looking." "Hey!" "Hey!" "What is your friend's name?" "Yolanda, what is your friend's name?" "She's not my friend, Don Pedro." "Damn it." "Olivia!" "Olivia!" "(Students chattering)" "I was just talking about alternate angles." "Interior, exterior." "Ok?" "They're all congruent." "Mr. G!" "I'll be right with you." "We're going to go over it." "Mr. G!" "It looks great, Yolanda." "Let's keep looking at these over here." "You do understand this, right?" " Yes?" " Yes." "Yes?" "Ok, Mari Rodriguez..." "You're gonna have to share until I get a copy of the textbook." "Yolanda, can you share your textbook with her and help her catch up?" "And you're going to have to turn that over." "It's off." "(Students Ooh and Ahh)" "Ok, ok, relax." "Just make it disappear, ok?" "What?" "Nothing, you're my neighbor is all." "And?" "Do I owe you something?" "I'm just saying." "You look like a little fly." "Pinche mosquita." "I'm working on getting your homework posted online." "Tomorrow, I do not want to hear, "What was the homework, Mr. G?"" "I love the excitement." "Wait, Cuata." "I'm putting it on my left eye." "That means you got to put it on your right." "So did you guys check out the new girl?" "What's up with that freakin' attitude?" "Trying to act all tough and shit in front of everyone." "Please." "I think she's trouble." "You don't even know her, Vicky." "Just saying." "It must suck being new at a big ass school." "People can be rude and stuff." "Here you go again with that holy santita bullshit." "It's getting real old." "I left that back in junior high." "I'm just saying." "Well, get over it." "That's what I'm saying." "Don't trip off her girl." "She's just feeling off and shit." "Yeah, I guess." "(School bell rings)" "She's just bitchy right now cuz she started her period and I didn't." "(School bell rings)" "What's up with Mr. G?" "Why does he always give us a lot of homework?" "I don't know, man." "I don't know what's up." "This is geometry." "He has to calm down." "Shit, you're smoking a joint, Yoli?" "Right, Cuata?" "Dude, it smells like weed." "Maybe that's how her number two smells." "You're so stupid!" "Hey!" "What the hell?" "You think you're some kind of hot shit?" "I am hot shit, dumbass." "Crazy bitch!" "Hey!" "Hey!" "Alright, who's got it?" "Hey, don't look at me." "We don't know either." "Let's just see what the office knows." "Mari." "Thank you." "Thanks for pushing me out in time." "My parents would have freaked out over something like this." "So what'd the Dean say?" "I flushed that roach down the toilet so all they could do is warn me;" "next time I'm out." "Yeah." "They said I could make it easier on myself if I just drop out and get my GED." "They're stupid." "It's not that crazy." "But what about college?" "It's a waste of time." "It's not a waste of time." "It is for me." "Look, after school we can meet up." "We'll go through my Geometry book and go over whatever other stuff." "History, English..." "Weekdays are good." "Weekends too." "One of that." "Thank you." "I don't know about studying on the weekends." "You know, if you do good, it's like the biggest..." "Even if you don't go to college, just imagine having the chance to shove those grades in their faces." "They'd feel so stupid." "I have all the homework." "We can start today." "You know you don't owe me shit, right?" "I know." "Mama!" "Can I go to my friend's house?" "She lives across the street." "Please?" "We have classes together and we're going to study." "Ok, but don't be too late." "(Music plays from the TV)" "(TV turns off)" "After homework." "Please Mari?" "Nope!" "We should play some Ska while doing our homework." "You won't be able to focus." "Yeah, but it'll make it fun." "Hello, my daughter." "Hello." "We're offering cereal to our guests?" "Well, it's not like we have steak to offer." "Here, steak doesn't last." "You'll have to come real early before it's all gone." "Can I talk to you for a second, Mari?" "While I was working all day, you couldn't find it in you to unpack a few boxes." "I'm tired." "What's that?" "What's what?" "That smell." "Are you smoking?" "No." "Damn!" "You ok?" "I found it in my mom's drawer." "You look nice, Mari." "Yeah?" "Yeah." "Mari!" "Mom wants you to move some boxes." "Mom's calling you." "How did it go at the neighbor's house?" "I asked, how was your time at the neighbor's?" "Fine." "Let's break up into groups." "You three, Chapter 10." "You three in the middle, Chapter 11." "Chapter 10 on the outside." "You three also Chapter 11 and Chapter 10." "Oops." "Douche!" "Skank!" "She's calling you." "Hop on already!" "Hold on." "But not too tight." "Just like that." "Alright." "No, no, no, no, no!" "Wait!" "My turn, my turn!" " You better not drop me!" " I'm not!" "I'm not!" " Promise." " I promise." "I hope you end up liking Huntington Park." "Why wouldn't I?" "Cuz sometimes the air smells like pan dulche and others say it smells like chemicals." "Or like the Las Cuatas say, "It smells like ass."" "Holy..." "Are you okay?" "What did I say!" "Alright, that's enough." "Oh, shit." "It's open." "We should go, Mari." "Come on, Mosquita." ""I love Chuy."" ""Hydo Y Rusbi por vida."" ""Guera Y Chaparra friends forever."" ""Mosquita y Mari."" "Fuck the rest." "Whenever anybody gets on our nerves, this'll be our "kick it" spot." "This is private property, Mari." "We can't just make it our own." "It's not like anybody's gonna come here anytime soon." ""Smurf is my man." "All bitches stay away."" "Yeah, you fight for your little blue man, dumbass." "I bet you that guy Smurf got his name from wearing his ugly-ass shorts." "What?" "Nothing." "Smurfette." "Oh, hell, no!" "Gotcha." "Look, you can do the recording and me and Vera can do the rest." "Ok?" "We're going to be doing a random survey." "Right, Cuata?" "Yeah, random survey." "But what kinda survey?" "Just press this button to record, ok?" "questioning your long-term friends about shit?" "So here we are at my high school." "And we're gonna be doing a random survey where we're get to ask guys if they've ever popped a boner in school." "Ay, Cuata." "What?" "It's just a question!" "Anyways, we get to talk to some cute-ass guys." "Or what?" "You don't want to talk to them?" "I never said that." "Well, then record me." "Hey!" "Have you guys ever popped a boner in school?" "No." "Whatever." "Liars!" "I don't know." "Maybe once or twice?" "I don't know." "(whispering) No way." "And how did you hide it?" "Come on." "Can you stop asking me that?" "Hey, have you ever popped a boner in school?" "Yeah, when I saw your mom." "Your mom, bitch." "I'll probably just block it with these books." "Like this." "Wouldn't it hurt?" "Uh, I don't think so." "What about, like if you need to stand up, like, the teacher tells you to write something on the board?" "I'll carry my books like this." "Oh, my god, I know him!" "Go ask him, Yoli!" " I'm not gonna ask him!" " Go ask him!" "Dude, stop acting like that again." "Hey, she has something she wants to tell you." "Well..." "What?" "Have you ever popped a boner at school?" "Yeah." "How about right now?" "Vicky, just turn it off already!" "It's getting boring." "I was going to anyway." "Damn!" "I'm sorry." "That was stupid." "When two angles and a side of a triangle are congruent to two angles and a side of a second triangle, what does that prove?" "I didn't get that far in the book." "Just remember "ass," like in culo, but spelled A-A-S." "It stands for Angle-Angle-Side." "Easy, huh?" "The culo theorem." "Got it." "Look, stupid." "Those sissies suppose to inspire us?" "It's better than," ""Smurf is my man, all bitches stay away."" "I'll go with the little blue man." "It's not that bad." "Olivia, do you want something to eat?" "Yes!" "There's a pot in here." "Should I take it out?" "Know what they called her?" "Guadalupe la frutera." "Don't move or you will end up like your father on our wedding day." "You used to cut Dad's hair?" "But he wasn't the first." "I grabbed the scissors when I was 10." "And later, I got my cosmetology certificate to help people look even more beautiful." "And?" "And things change." "But why did they change?" "Because that's how it is." "I'll do it." "The grading scale is on the board." "Mari..." "Forget this shit." "It just means we have to work a little harder." "I'll meet you at the shop so don't even trip." "We can't meet up?" "I have some stuff to take care of for my mom, you know." "Maybe later." "Yeah, ok." " Hey." " Hey." "How long you going to be doing that on Pacific?" "As long as it takes." "Why you getting like all gloomy and shit?" "Not even." "Stupid." "Stupid." "We're gonna meet at the shop tomorrow?" "Yeah, don't worry." "I'll make it work." "I'm just saying..." "I know, Yoli." "But it's not all I'm about." "(TV plays in the background)" "And your homework?" "I'm going to do it right now." "That's good." "Ok, stop." "Stop!" "Stop!" "Stop." "First tell me what you're thinking about." "Nothing..." "Just about my parents." "What about them?" "I was remembering this one day, awhile back." "My dad put on this CD he bought off this guy on Pacific." "He put it on then went and pulled out this old cowboy hat" "I've never seen him in." "Then he approached my mom and then they waltzed around the room..." "Not caring about their usual, resting up for work the next day." "It was like they were somewhere else for that moment." "It was kinda beautiful." "You think too much." "Come on, scaredy-cat." "What about your father?" "He died." "Some sort of accident..." "He used to drive one of those big-ass 18-wheelers up, down, and all around this place." "Did he ever take you for a ride?" "No..." "He was always just too happy to be home with us." "At least everyday was different for him." "Different like today." "(siren wails)" "(both singing) They started to play..." "To play..." "Dancing with death!" "I got to go..." "Here." "Some guy who flyers keeps eyeballing my shit." "This?" "Fool, that's a classic." "(Music plays from the Walkman)" "?" "Yolanda!" "Yolanda!" "What are you doing?" "You went into your father's closet." "And those?" "They let me borrow it." "Let me see." "(Music plays from the Walkman)" "Shall we dance?" "What, Mom?" "Return it to your father's closet." "What was it like when you met Dad?" "When you danced for the first time?" "What are you talking about?" "You know..." "Life stuff." "We've made it perfectly clear that the only thing you need to worry about is school." "Concentrate on that." "I'm not busting my ass all day so you can throw it away." "I was just asking a question." "Photos and videos." "Photos for passports." "Thank you." "You making something good for dinner?" "They let us out early from the factory." "I think there was a spill." "Gives me a chance to cook for my two girls." "You must have your hands full with two girls." "By any chance, do you know of a job around here?" "Not off hand, but I can keep an eye out." "Or you can ask your eldest." "She seems to know." "You have something to tell me about my daughter?" "Well, only what I've heard." "I heard she's been flyering for one of the local stores." "Sometimes till late." "There's nothing wrong with helping her family, you understand me?" "That was my story when I was young and you never know to what extent you have to go." "You understand me?" "Must be another girl." "Thank you, Don Pedro." "Where did you find your father's medallion?" "In one of your drawers." "Under a bunch of crap." "Your father would be disappointed in you..." "In the streets as if you didn't have a mother." "Maybe he's proud of me because I'm making sure we have a chance, like how he wanted." "Give me a break, Mari." "You barely make enough for rent, and now we got it." "Your father and I wanted you to get school." "Having a green card gets you an education." "I already figured that out." "I made them find one." "Sorry it took so long, Mari." "Cool." "I never thought I'd hear you say that about a textbook." "Cool for when I can't meet up with you." "You know, makes it easier." "We're going to meet up at the shop today, aren't we?" "Nah, I got that other stuff to do, remember?" "I'll go with you." "Why not?" "Crazy!" "That's not you." "How do you know that's not me?" "I ain't playing, Yoli." "I can do my work at home." "Don't trip." "Don't even trip, girl." "We got your back." "We got plans for us to kick it after school and just have fun." "(Chattering, gossiping)" "So are you like a freshman, a junior, a sophomore?" "No, I'm a sophomore." "I remember when I used to be a sophomore." "(Yolanda) That's cool." "So you're a junior?" "Yeah." "Oh, that's cool." "Yeah, you like it?" "Yeah, so far." "I like your braid!" "It's really long." "Who did it for you?" "I can braid it for you sometime." "That's be cool!" "So who was that?" "My best friend." "Need to talk to her or something?" "Are you sure?" "Yeah." "So you want to come?" "No, I'm ok." "Come with us, Yoli!" "You'll have fun." "No, I'm ok." "Giving up the studies to hang out with your little boyfriend?" "He's not my boyfriend." "Yeah, he's probably a faggot." "He's just someone me and Las Cuatas know from school." "Why do you care?" "Please." "If you want to hang out with the twiddle-dums and the rest of them, that's on you, stupid." "Stupid you." "Yeah, whatever." "Yeah, whatever." "Photos and videos." "Photos for passports." "The Walkman." "You told me to hold onto it so that guy doesn't eyeball it." "Go play with your little boyfriend or something." "Boo!" "Come on, let's go!" "Am I speaking Chinese or something?" "Come on!" "This ain't even a real video game, Mari." "Yeah, it's a piece of shit!" "Dude, not even!" "I'm not on your lane!" "Old lady." "You drive like my grandma." "Oh, is that right?" "Oh, look at me!" "I'm coming up in second." "That's right." "Touch it now!" "That's what I thought!" "(Game) New personal best!" "I don't have anymore change." "Mosquita!" "(Music plays from the Walkman)" "It's my jam right here!" "(Both singing to song)" "I didn't see you on Pacific." "I was flyering the cars along the side streets." "Thank you." "Mrs. Rodriguez, how are things with you and Mari?" "Don't worry about us, Don Pedro." "Everything is good." "Let me introduce myself." "I'm Cruz Olveros and this is my husband." "Thank you for letting your daughter help my daughter with her schoolwork." "It's always nice to have Mari in the house." "Such a good kid." "You all should talk more often." "Raising two 15-year-old girls is not easy." "In this day and age with the youth and who they are and the things that happen sometimes." "What do you want to say about our daughters?" "It's not like I want to gossip or anything" "Just spit it out." "Someone told me that one of the girls got into a car with someone." "You know what can happen when someone gets in a car." "I don't see what's so unusual about getting into a car." "Stepping into a car isn't, but getting into a car is." "With all due respect, that's all ridiculous." "Well, I had two kids because I got into a car." "Mari doesn't have time to get into cars with boys." "Or maybe she's finding the time." "My daughter is too smart to be getting into cars with boys." "As you can see, not that smart." "I'm sure they're referring to some other girls." "Not our daughters." "Excuse us." "I agree." "Maybe I should get my driver's license." "I can get one now that I'm 15." "For that, you need a permit." "What?" "Is he giving you money?" "What?" "The boy you're spending all your time with." "Is he giving you money?" "Is that how we've been paying rent?" "I don't know what you're talking about." "Playing dumb isn't your strong suit." "They have you working too hard over there." "I asked you a question!" "There is no boy!" "Mom, what are you doing in there?" "How was school?" "Fine." "And on your walks back home?" "The same." "The same?" "Yes, Mom, the same." "Ok." "Don't you usually walk with Mari?" "It would be nice if you did." "Walk to school together." "Ok, Mom." "To school and back." "Together." "Ok, Mom." "Go on and finish showering." "Tell me something..." "Something you never told anyone." "I was five when we left my grandma to come here." "My dad wanted her to come with us, but she refused." "I still remember how everyone was afraid of her because she took care of hers no matter what." "But she would always take me on these walks to this river, and we'd make tortas with beans and cheese." "And we'd eat until we couldn't take it anymore." "And we'd just lay there and watch the birds fly." "She said if I really wanted to," "I could hear the wind going through their feathers as they flapped by." "And I swear to you, for a moment, I could." "Ten years from now, I'm gonna save up and visit my grandma in Xalapa Mexico." "By then, who cares if I can't make it back?" "Ten years from now, I want to" "Be a doctor or lawyer." "I don't even know." "Maybe a truck driver?" "Are you gonna ride with me?" "You can take me to my grandma's." "You can stay if you want." "Yeah, I could see that." "Yoli." "Hello." "You gotta get back to your homework!" "Yoli!" "Yoli!" "Yoli!" "Yolanda!" "Come on!" "I'm ready." "Put a streak on each side, and these are going to look real cute, ok?" "Yolanda?" "Are those permanent?" "Mr. Galvez wants to see us." "Why?" "Why haven't we seen any of your latest tests posted on the refrigerator?" "We'll see." "Yolanda is one of my best students." "That's why I am a bit concerned that her grades have been declining." "Maybe you've been preoccupied helping out your friend Mari." "Is there something happening to you here at school?" "No." "Is someone harassing you?" "No." "Lately you've had your head in the clouds." "Thank you very much, professor, for letting us know." "Thank you for coming." "Anything else, please let us know." "Of course." "Thank you." "Yolanda..." "Look, um." "I've got these college pamphlets and I was thinking maybe you could take a look at them." "And we could talk about how to get you a tour to visit them." "You know?" "Maybe one weekend?" "That sound exciting?" " Yeah." " Ok." "We don't have to return to Mexico to be reminded of what poverty looks like." "It's just a few blocks away from us." "Your mother and I work very hard to make sure your future is far from this." "What we endure everyday at work for years isn't enough for you to get it?" "But I never said I wasn't going to college." "Any obstacle that gets in your way, you can just move aside." " And that includes any boy." " What?" "Don't play the deaf one, Yolanda." "This isn't the moment for that." "Your future is too important for you to have this attitude." "Ok Dad, I know." "It doesn't appear that way." "Don't lose sight of what you have right in front of you." "Yeah, like you." "What was that?" "Nothing." "You listening to me, Yolanda?" "Yes." "I won't lose sight." "Mari?" "Yeah?" "No chocolate." "Peanut butter and jelly ok?" "Yeah." "Alright." "It looks nice." "Come on." "We just want one picture." "Is that ok?" "Yes, that's ok." "Thank you." "Oh, come on." "Not like this." "Like this." "See!" "That's what I'm talking about." "That says, "I'm here!"" "No... "We're here."" "Yeah, it's me and you for life." "Your parents?" "Don Pedro's." "(Music plays from the stereo)" "Just for a little bit." "I'm cold, Mari." "Ok, but just for a little bit." "You're probably going to go far way for college, huh?" "Wherever they accept us - here, somewhere else." "Us?" "I'm not helping you for nothing." "I can't afford it." "We'll figure it out." "Yeah?" "We'll get into school." "We'll get away." "Thank you." "Thank you." "Hi, girls!" "Hi, girls." "Excuse me, I have to go take care of my sister." "What's going on with her?" "Yolanda, I'm talking to you." "What's going on with her?" "What were you two up to?" "Studying for our finals." "And how did it go?" "We'll be ready for them." "That's what I like to hear." "It's the end of the month." "Please give me a chance to make more than this." "I'm sorry, Mari." "It's just been too slow." "The flyering hasn't given me results." "I have to let you go." "Do you need any help in the store?" "No?" "Excuse me, but do you need help with something by any chance?" "In anything?" "No?" "How much will you give me for this?" "We'll give you fifteen." "Only fifteen?" "They're hard to find." "It's a classic." "Fifteen." "I got a booger on my face or something?" "Stupid." "Then?" "Yesterday, was kinda..." "I don't know." "You're making a big deal out of nothing." "Ok." "You can be so annoying sometimes." "You know that guy from the other day?" "Las Cuatas' friend..." "Well, he asked me to be his girlfriend." "He's more stupider than I thought." "Well, maybe I should say yes." "Why not?" "If you don't want me to, I won't." "I already told you what I think." "Yeah, but" "Who cares?" "Just say yes." "I got real things to be thinking about." "Not that dumb kid shit." " Mari!" " What!" "Don't forget about the final on Monday." "Flyering going ok?" "Yes." "I have a co-worker..." "She said she turned her garage into a studio." "And it came out really nice." "Even though it's a little crowded for three." "They pay me in a couple of days." "You don't have to get all dramatic." "I'm sorry." "Forget about it." "Ok!" "All your books, notes, backpacks under your desks." "Nothing but pens, pencils, and calculators out." "Just relax." "You'll all do great." "Ok!" "Everyone with a test, you may begin!" "You may begin." "Good luck." "You too." "(Students chattering)" "Come on Saturdays, ladies get in free before midnight!" "Hi, how are you?" "Every Saturday night..." "I can help you flyer." "I'm not flyering." "I'm promoting." "Doesn't matter." "I can still help you." "You're too young to be doing this." "Come on, man." "Hurry up." "You need money, don't you?" "Yes, but it's not for sale." "Then, what is?" "Perv." "Join us every Saturday night." "Mari!" "Hey!" "That's enough!" "Hey!" "What the hell's going on with you?" "I'm sure that boy is the cause of this nonsense." "[knocking on door]" "Everything ok?" "Are you ok?" "We'll leave you alone." "(School bell rings)" "Mr. G, can I take Mari's final to her?" "Sorry, Yolanda." "Not a final." "She's gonna have to come get it herself." "Thanks, Mr. G." "Good work!" "Have you seen Mari?" "Who the hell is she?" "My best friend." "Are you playing elementary school games?" "No!" "You know what, go to hell." "Wait!" "We made a deal." "?" "What's wrong?" "I'm tired, Mom." "My love." "(loud music plays, kids laughing)" "Scoot over, Yoli." "I like this song!" "Yoli, you're gonna start again with that holy santita bullshit?" "No, I've done it before." "Well, then hit it!" "It was different." "Come on, a joint is a joint." "(All sounds fade away leaving only music)" "?" "What's wrong?" "Stop the car." "Stop the car!" "What the hell, Yoli!" "Look, stop!" "It's ok, dude." "Ok?" "Just on a trip." "Just get back in the car." "You'll feel much better!" " Just shut up, Cuata!" " I'm walking home." "Yoli, don't be like that." " Alright, then go!" " I will!" "You know, it's not like we give a shit!" "Good!" "Cuz I don't give a shit either!" "Let's just go, Cuata." "?" "?"

"I got nothing, sir." "No sign of Niobe or Ghost." "Nothing but blue pills." " Should we try to contact them?" " Won't matter." "My gut says they're down." " We should start back." " If that ship can fly, we need it." "I was afraid you'd say that." "Search every pipe, every hole, every crack we know." "Sweep as wide as possible, as fast as possible." " Lines are crawling with calamari." " The sooner we find them the better." " Thought you could use something to eat." " Thank you." "Any change?" "No." " How is he?" " He's gonna be fine." "At least until he wakes up." " What do you mean?" " Captain has some questions for him." "He'd better have some good answers." "You see these cuts?" "I think they're self-inflicted." " Why?" " VDTs maybe." "I don't know." "But like I said, the answer better be good." "Roland, I'd like to run another search through the Matrix." " For what?" " For Neo." "How could he be in the Matrix, sir?" "He's not plugged in." "Please, for me." "This is what keeps bothering me." "What?" "His neural patterns don't read like someone who's in a coma." "The strange thing is, I see these patterns all the time." " Where?" " On someone jacked in." "The big bupkes." "Nada." "He's not in there." " Sir, I got the projections." " How long?" "Based on point of entry and the past speed, the machines will be in Zion in 20 hours." "Jesus H. Christ." "All right, let's move with a purpose." "AK, I want you on holographics." "Mauser, I want forward and aft guns manned at all times." "And make sure we are running on as few pads as possible." " Hey!" "You got a call." " What?" "Operator." "It's Seraph." "I bring word from the Oracle." "You must come at once." "Good morning." " Who are you?" " My name is Sati." "Your name is Neo." "My papa says you're not supposed to be here." "He says you must be lost." "Are you lost, Neo?" " Where am I?" " This is the train station." " This isn't the Matrix?" " That's where the train goes." "That's where we're going, but you cannot go with us." " Why not?" " He won't let you." " Who won't?" " The Trainman." "I don't like him." "But my papa says we have to do what the Trainman says or else he will leave us here forever and ever." "Morpheus, Trinity, thank you for coming." "One thing I've learned in all my years is that nothing ever works out the way you want it to." " Who are you?" " I'm the Oracle." "I wish there was an easy way to get through this, but there ain't." "I'm sorry this had to happen." "I'm sorry I couldn't be sitting here like you remember me but it wasn't meant to be." " What happened?" "I made a choice, and that choice cost me more than I wanted it to." "What choice?" "To help you, to guide Neo." "Now, since the real test for any choice is having to make the same choice again knowing full well what it might cost I guess I feel pretty good about that choice because here I am, at it again." " Do you know what happened to Neo?" " Yes." "He is trapped in a place between this world and the machine world." "The link is controlled by a program called the Trainman." "He uses it to smuggle programs in and out of the Matrix." "If he finds out where Neo is before you get to him then I'm afraid our choices are going to become difficult." " Why?" " Because of who the Trainman works for." "The Merovingian." "He has placed a bounty on your lives." "You must be careful at all times." "Seraph knows how to find the Trainman." "He'll go with you." "For years he has protected me." "I hope he can do the same for you." "Please, follow me." "Oracle..." "I know, Morpheus." "I can see you're filled with doubt, clouded by uncertainty." "After everything that has happened, how can you expect me to believe you?" "I don't." "I expect just what I've always expected:" "For you to make up your own damn mind." "Believe me or don't." "All I can do is tell you that your friend is in trouble, and he needs your help." "He needs all our help." " Are you from the Matrix?" " Yes." "No." " I mean, I was." " Why did you leave?" " I had to." " I had to leave my home too." "Sati!" "Come here, darling." "Leave the poor man in peace." "Yes, Papa." "I am sorry." "She is still very curious." " I know you." " Yes, in the restaurant of the Frenchman." "I am Rama-Kandra." "This is my wife, Kamala." "My daughter, Sati." "We are most honored to meet you." " You are programs." " Oh, yes." "I am the power-plant systems manager for recycling operations." "My wife is an interactive software programmer." "She is highly creative." "What are you doing here?" "You do not belong here." "Kamala!" "Goodness, I apologize." "My wife can be very direct." "It's okay." "I don't have an answer." " I don't even know where "here" is." " This place is nowhere." "It is between your world and our world." " Who's the Trainman?" " He works for the Frenchman." "Why did I know you would say that?" "The Frenchman does not forget, and he does not forgive." " You know him?" " I know only what I need to know." "I know that if you want to take something from our world into your world that does not belong there, you must go to the Frenchman." "Is that what you're doing here?" " Rama, please." " I do not want to be cruel, Kamala." "He may never see another face for the rest of his life." "I'm sorry." " You don't have to answer that question." " No, I don't mind." "The answer is simple." "I love my daughter very much." "I find her to be the most beautiful thing I have ever seen." "But where we are from, that is not enough." "Every program that is created must have a purpose." "If it does not, it is deleted." "I went to the Frenchman to save my daughter." " You do not understand." " I just have never..." "Heard a program speak of love." " It is a human emotion." " No, it is a word." "What matters is the connection the word implies." "I see that you are in love." "Can you tell me what you would give to hold on to that connection?" "Anything." "Then perhaps the reason you are here is not so different than the reason I am here." "That's him." " Get away!" "Get away from me!" " We don't want trouble." " Get the hell away from me!" " We need your help." "I can't help you!" "No one can help you!" "Oh, no!" "Damn it!" " When is the train due?" " It is already late." "It's not like the Trainman to be late." " You think it has something to do with me?" " I cannot say." "Who knows such things?" "Only the Oracle." " You know the Oracle?" " Everyone knows the Oracle." "I consulted with her before I met with the Frenchman." "She promised to watch Sati after we said goodbye." "Goodbye?" " You're not staying with her?" " It is not possible." "Our arrangement with the Frenchman was for our daughter only." " My wife and I must return to our world." " Why?" " That is our karma." " You believe in karma?" "Karma is a word, like love." "A way of saying:" ""What I am here to do."" "I do not resent my karma." "I'm grateful for it." "Grateful for my wonderful wife, for my beautiful daughter." "They are gifts, and so I do what I must do to honor them." " Papa, the train!" " Yes." "Find your bag." "Quickly." "Can I carry that for you?" "All right." "Hurry it up, I'm late!" " Who are you?" " He is a friend." "I know you." " So that's what they wanted." " I need to get back." "I'll pay you whatever you want." "One way or another, I'm getting on this train." "Oh, no, no, no." "You'll stay here until the Merovingian says different." "If I know him you're gonna be here for a long, long time." " I don't want to hurt you." " You don't get it." "I built this place." "Down here, I make the rules." "Down here, I make the threats." "Down here, I'm God." "Get on the train or you'll stay here with him." "We should return to the Oracle." "She will know what to do." "No." "We know what has to be done." "Shit." "You gotta be kidding." "Holy shit, it's wingless." "I get it." "You must be ready to die." "I need to speak with him." "Only way you're getting through this door is over my big, dead ass." "So be it." "There are no weapons allowed in the club." "At the bottom of this elevator, there is a coat-check girl and if we are lucky, one man for checking weapons." "And if we're unlucky?" "There will be many men." "Can I take your...?" "Oh, my God." "What in the hell?" "I don't believe this." "Hey!" "The prodigal child returns." "Are you here for the bounty, Seraph?" "Tell me, how many bullets are there in those guns?" "I don't know, but I don't think you have enough." " We only want to talk." " Oh, yes." "I'm sure you do." "You have fought through hell to do so." "Yes?" "I'll tell you what I will do." "Put down the guns, and I will promise you a safe passage out of here." " All three of us?" " Oh, yes, yes." "Of course." "Who could have guessed we would see each other so soon after our last meeting?" "The Fates are too kind, eh?" "And since you, my little Judas, have brought them here..." "I can only surmise that the fortuneteller has found herself another shell?" "Disappointing, but not unexpected." "I do hope, however, she has the good manners to learn her lesson and to remember that there is no action without consequence." "And if you take something from me, you will pay the price." "You know why we are here?" "Come now, what kind of question is this?" "Of course I know." "It is my business to know." "Some might think this is a strange coincidence, but I do not." "I am curious, though, as to how it actually happened." " Do you know?" " No." "No?" "I did not think so." "But it is always best to ask, huh?" "We want to make a deal." "Always straight to business, huh, Morpheus?" "Okay." "I have something you want." "To make a deal you must have something I want, yes?" "And it so happens there is something I want." "Something I have wanted ever since I first came here." "It is said they cannot be taken they can only be given." "What?" "The eyes of the Oracle." "I told you before, there is no escaping the nature of the universe." "It is that nature that has again brought you to me." "Where some see coincidence, I see consequence." "Where others see chance I see cost." "Bring me the eyes of the Oracle and I will give you back your savior." "It seems a perfectly fair and reasonable deal to me." "Yes?" "No?" "I don't have time for this shit." "You wanna make a deal?" "How about this?" "You give me Neo, or we all die, right here, right now." "Interesting deal." "You are really ready to die for this man?" " Believe it." " She'll do it." "If she has to, she'll kill every one of us." "She's in love." "It is remarkable how similar the pattern of love is to the pattern of insanity." "Time's up." "What's it gonna be, Merv?" "Okay." "You got yourself in here you can get yourself out." "Are you ready for us?" "Almost, sir." "They got some pretty ancient hacks here." " But you found Neo?" " Can't you see him?" "No, sir." "We read something, but I couldn't tell what." "I can't leave yet." "I have to see her." "Now?" "It's my last chance." "That's it." "That's the secret." " You've got to use your hands." " Why?" "Cookies need love like everything does." "Neo!" "I was hoping to have these done before you got here." "Oh, well." "Sati, honey, I think it's time for a tasting." "Take the bowl to Seraph and find out if they're ready." "Okay." " I'm glad you got out." " Me too." "So do you recognize me?" " A part of you." " Yeah, that's how it works." "Some bits you lose, some bits you keep." "I don't yet recognize my face in the mirror but I still love candy." "No, thank you." "Remember how you were when you first walked through my door?" "Jittery as a June bug." "And now, just look at you." "You sure did surprise me, Neo, and you still do." "You gave me a few surprises too." "I hope I helped." "You helped me to get here, but my question is, why?" "Where is this going?" " Where does it end?" " I don't know." " You don't know or you won't tell me?" " I told you before no one can see beyond a choice they don't understand, and I mean no one." " What choice?" " It doesn't matter." "It's my choice." "I have mine to make, same as you have yours." "Does that include what things to tell me and what not to?" " Of course not." " Why didn't you tell me about the Architect?" "About Zion and the ones before me?" "Why didn't you tell me the truth?" " Because it wasn't time for you to know." " Who decided it wasn't time?" "You know who." "Know Thyself" "I did." "Then I think it's time for me to know a few more things." "So do I." "Tell me how I separated my mind from my body without jacking in." "Tell me how I stopped four sentinels by thinking it." "Tell me just what the hell is happening to me." "The power of the One extends beyond this world." "It reaches from here all the way back to where it came from." " Where?" " The source." "That's what you felt when you touched those sentinels, but you weren't ready for it." "You should be dead, but apparently you weren't ready for that either." "The Architect said that if I didn't return to the source, Zion would be destroyed tonight." "Please." "You and I may not be able to see beyond our own choices but that man can't see past any choice." " Why not?" " He doesn't understand them." "He can't." "To him, they are variables in an equation." "One at a time, each variable must be solved, then countered." "That's his purpose." "To balance the equation." "What's your purpose?" "To unbalance it." "Why?" "What do you want?" "I want the same thing you want, Neo." "And I'm willing to go as far as you are to get it." "The end of the war." "Is it going to end?" "One way or another." "Can Zion be saved?" "I'm sorry, I don't have the answer to that question, but..." "If there is an answer, there's only one place you're going to find it." " Where?" " You know where." "And if you can't find the answer then I'm afraid there may be no tomorrow for any of us." "What does that mean?" "Everything that has a beginning has an end." "I see the end coming." "I see the darkness spreading." "I see death." "And you are all that stands in his way." "Smith." "Very soon, he is going to have the power to destroy this world." "But I believe he won't stop there." "He can't." "He won't stop until there's nothing left at all." "What is he?" "He is you." "Your opposite, your negative." "The result of the equation trying to balance itself out." " And if I can't stop him?" " One way or another, Neo this war is going to end." "Tonight, the future of both worlds will be in your hands or in his." "How are you feeling?" "Are you all right?" "I need time." " That figures." " Captain Roland." " What's up, Maggie?" " Bane is." "He's conscious." "Good." "Maybe he's got some answers." "I love that smell." "I sure am going to miss it." " Oracle." " I know." "I know." "Sati, honey." "Take a few cookies and go with Seraph." "Can I come back?" "I would like to come back." " I would like that too." " Then I'll see you tomorrow." "I hope so, hon, I hope so." "I'm scared, Seraph." "Come." "He's following us." "Well, well, it's been a long time." "I remember chasing you was like chasing a ghost." "I have beaten you before." "Yes, true, but as you can see, things are a little different now." "And you must be the last exile." " The Oracle told me about you." " Really?" "What did she say about me?" "That you were a bad man." "Oh, I'm not so bad, once you get to know me." "The great and powerful Oracle, we meet at last." "I suppose you've been expecting me, right?" "The all-knowing Oracle is never surprised." "How can she be?" "She knows everything." "But if that's true, then why is she here if she knew I was coming?" "Why wouldn't she leave?" "Maybe you knew I would do that, maybe you didn't." "If you did, that means you baked those cookies and set that plate there deliberately, purposefully which means that you're sitting there also deliberately, purposefully." "What did you do with Sati?" ""Cookies need love like everything does."" "You are a bastard." "You would know, Mom." "Do what you're here to do." "Yes, ma'am." "I really wish I could help, but I just..." "I don't remember any of it." "What about the cuts on your arms?" "Those cuts are more than one day old." "Yeah, definitely." "You're right about that, sir." "They look like they might be self-inflicted." "But why would I do something like that to myself?" "Unless, of course, I wasn't myself." "But if I'm not me, then who am I?" " Has this man been tested for VDTs?" " Yes, sir." "It was negative." "But he is showing a lot of unusual neural activity." "Some cross-synaptic firing, as well as signs of recent trauma with fresh fibrotic scarring throughout the cortex." "I want the truth." "I don't care what it takes." "Make him remember." "Sir, we found her." " The "Logos"?" " Yes, sir." "About time we had some goddamn good news." "Are the thermals picking up any signs of life?" "No, sir." "Nothing yet." " What about the ship?" " Holographic says the hull's still intact." " Drop down and keep a man in the turret." " Yes, sir." "Get a full diagnostic on that ship as fast as humanly possible." "Careful, sir." "The squids are sneaky bastards." "It could be a trap." "What was that?" "You can put that shit away, boys." "All she needs is a jump." " Niobe." " Morpheus." " Are you all right?" " Yes, I'm fine." "We didn't know what happened after..." " I'm sorry." " It's okay." "I'm happy to see you too." " Did you get Neo out?" " Yes." " How did you know about that?" " The Oracle." " You saw her?" " Just before the sentinels found us." " What did she tell you?" " The same thing she always does." "Exactly what I needed to hear." "In 12 hours, the machines will breach the dock walls." "Every simulation we've run, we've seen that once the machines are inside the city the odds of our survival decrease dramatically." "Thus, our primary objective must be to destroy or disable the diggers inside the dock." "If we can do that, perhaps we can prevent them from ever reaching the city." "If not, the only place we will be able to mount a defense will be at the entrance of the temple." "It is small and will force them into a bottleneck allowing us to concentrate the remainder of our defense." "We understand that you've requested additional volunteers." "That is correct." "Precisely what size force are you planning to commit to the primary dock objective?" "Right now, the entire APU Corps and half the infantry." " Half the infantry?" " If it were up to me, councillor I'd take every man, woman and child, put a gun in their hand and march them into that dock." "Perhaps it is best that it is not up to you." "Time will tell, councillor." "Commander, just one more question." "Has there been word from the "Nebuchadnezzar"?" "None, and at this point there's no reason to expect there will be." "Perhaps." "But we can hope." "I'm afraid hope is an indulgence I don't have time for." " Zee, what are you doing?" " Making shells." "They're evacuating our level." "We have to go." " I'm not going with you." " What?" "They've called for volunteers to hold the dock." "Kids, you stay here." "I know how you feel, but you can't do this." " I have to." " Why?" "Because I love him." "I love him the same as he loves me." "And if I were out there and he were here, I know what he'd do." "But you're gonna get yourself killed." "It's crazy, Zee." "Maybe it is." "But ask yourself, if it were Dozer and you knew the only chance you had to see him was to hold the dock what would you do?" "Make shells." "What the shit is going on over here?" "An accident, sir." "I didn't see..." " I'm sorry." " Who the hell are you?" "A unit volunteer, sir." "What's a pod-born pencil-neck like you doing volunteering for my Corps?" "I want to do my part, sir." "We gotta hold the dock." " How old are you, kid?" " Eighteen." "Should have said 16, I might have believed that." "Okay, I'm 16." "Minimum age for the Corps is 18." "Sixteen's too young." "The machines don't care how old I am." "They'll kill me just the same." "Ain't that the goddamn truth." "Give me a chance, sir." "I won't let you down." "You do, and you'll find me and the machines have got something in common." "Okay, charge the igniter." "She lives again." "You want to reload the operations software, Sparky?" "Yeah." "Could you clean the windshield while you're at it?" "Uplinks in place." "I'm bringing her back online." "Looking good, except..." "Something's wrong with the Matrix feed." "No, there's not." "You're looking at what we're looking at." " What's going on in there?" " Whatever it is, it can't be good." "The machines have taken Junction 21." "The way I see it, if we drop down from broadcast here intersect 153, we might surprise them." "We'll go first, hammer as deep as we can, then blow our EMP." "Hopefully we can punch a hole big enough for you to get through." "It ain't pretty, but the way I see it, it's the only way back." "No, it's not." "There's another way." "A support line." "It drops down right here, 1000 meters short of 21." "If we're lucky, we may be able to slip down without them ever knowing." "That's a mechanical line." "It's impossible." " No one can pilot a mechanical." " I can." " Bullshit." " I've done it." " That was a long time ago, Niobe." " I said I can do it." "So what?" "You'll be the only one that can." "There's no way we can follow you." "Hi." "I know time is always against us." "I'm sorry that I took so long." " But I wanted to be sure." " Sure of what?" " I know what I have to do." " What?" "There's no easy way to say this, so I'll just say it." " I have to take one of the ships." " What?" "To go where?" "To the machine city." "I know it's difficult to understand." "No, it's not." "You're out of your goddamn mind." "I still have to go." "In 100 years, no ship has been within 100 kilometers of it." " You'll never make it." " I have to try." " Is this what the Oracle has told you?" " No." "This is asinine." "If you want to kill yourself, do it but do it without wasting our ships." " You have to believe me." "I have to go." " Bullshit!" "I am the captain of this ship." "I say where it has to go!" "And this ship will go to hell long before I let you take it anywhere." " He can take mine." " You can't do that." "Don't try to tell me what I can or cannot do with my ship after that little speech." " But for chrissake, Niobe..." " I'll pilot this ship, he can take mine." "If we leave inside the hour, we should reach Zion as the machines do." "That's as good a plan as any." "It's a waste." "A goddamn waste." "Two ships, two directions." "Sounds like providence, doesn't it, Morpheus?" " You've never believed in the One." " I still don't." "Then why are you doing this?" "I believe in him." "Thank you." " What's that for?" " To help you relax." "To make it easier for you to remember." "What if I don't want to remember?" "Why would you want that?" "What if I blew that EMP?" "What if I did destroy those ships and I am responsible for the deaths of all those men?" "If I did that it wouldn't be very safe for me here, would it?" "Of course, it might not be very safe for you either." "I'm ready." "Trinity there's something I have to say." "Something you need to understand." "I know I'm supposed to go." "But beyond that I don't know." "I..." "I know." "You don't think you're coming back." "I knew it the moment you said you had to leave." "I could see it in your face." "Just like you knew the moment you looked at me that I was coming with you." "I'm scared, Trin." "So am I." "It took me 10 minutes to buckle up one boot." "But I'll tell you something." "Six hours ago, I told the Merovingian I was ready to give anything and everything for you." "Do you know what's changed in the last six hours?" "No." "Nothing." " Finished loading ammunition?" " Just about." "Let's move it." "We are out of time." "You're not leaving them anything?" "He said he didn't need it." "I ain't saying goodbye." "I'm saying good luck." "Thank you." "I can only hope you know what you're doing." "Me too." "It was an honor, sir." "No, the honor is still mine." " We're ready, sir." " About damn time." "We're already late, captain, so let's hit it and hit it hard." "Bye, baby." "Take good care of them." "Ready?" "Engine's still firing." "Must be a fuse." "I'll check it out." " I should've known he'd send his bitch first." " Bane." "No one ever got away from me as many times as you did." "Every time, I thought it was the last." "Every time, I was sure we had you, but you'd slip through our fingers." "I really can't express just how aggravating that can be." "What are you talking about?" "I think I might enjoy killing you as much as killing him." "Neo, it's Bane." "He's psychotic!" "You're gonna pay for that." " Twenty-seven kilometers to go." " We got an emergency." " What is it, AK?" " It's Maggie, sir." "She's dead, murdered." "I think it was Bane." "Goddamn it." "I knew it." "I knew he was out of his goddamn mind." "He fired that EMP." "Goddamn it, I should have beaten it out of him." "We searched the whole ship, captain." "He ain't here." " I know where he is." " The "Logos"." " We gotta go back." " Too late." " What if they need our help?" " It's too dangerous." " Why?" " Because if he's killed them he'll control another EMP." "At this point, they're on their own." "Just like us." "Mr. Anderson." "I see you are as predictable in this world as you are in the other." " What?" " He's out of his mind." "It might appear that way." "But Mr. Anderson and I know that appearances can be deceiving." "Confused, Mr. Anderson?" "It'll all become clear in a moment." "Thank you for bringing me the gun." "You can set it down there." "Don't do it." " Shoot." "Shoot now." " Yes, shoot." "Fry us." "Burn us alive." "Do it." "If you don't, he'll kill us both." "Look at him." "He knows he should do it, but he won't." " He can't." " Do it." "Back away from the gun and turn around." "Let her go." "Somehow familiar, isn't it?" "We've been here before, you and I, remember?" "I do." "I think of nothing else." " Who are you?" " Still don't recognize me?" "I admit, it is difficult to even think encased in this rotting piece of meat." "The stink of it filling every breath, a suffocating cloud you can't escape." "Disgusting." "Look at how pathetically fragile it is." "Nothing this weak is meant to survive." " What do you want?" " I want what you want." "Yes." "That's it, Mr. Anderson." "Look past the flesh." "Look through the soft gelatin of these dull cow eyes and see your enemy." " No." " Oh, yes, Mr. Anderson." " It can't be." " There's nowhere I can't go." "There is nowhere I won't find you." " It's impossible." " Not impossible." "Inevitable." "Goodbye, Mr. Anderson." "This is it." "It's gotta be." "Oh, no." "I wish you could see yourself, Mr. Anderson." "Blind messiah." "You're a symbol for all of your kind, Mr. Anderson." "Helpless." "Pathetic." "Just waiting to be put out of your misery." "I can see you." "It's not over, Mr. Anderson." "It's not over." " Trinity!" " Neo." "Neo." "Oh, no." "Your eyes." "I'll be okay." "It's all right, Trin." "But I think you're gonna have to drive." "Seismic's projecting 22 minutes to breach." "They can't know we don't have an EMP." "They'll have to attack in waves." "Concentrate our offense on the diggers." "Order the APUs into position." "Yes, sir." "Come on, move." "All right!" "This is it." "Now, you all know me, so I'll just say this as simple as I can." "If it's our time to die, it's our time." "All I ask is, if we have to give these bastards our lives we give them hell before we do!" "Yeah!" " You scared, Charra?" " Shit, yeah." "But I'll make you a deal." "You keep loading, I keep shooting." "Deal." " Holy Christ, would you look at that." " Quiet." " How far to the opening?" " 1.4 kilometers." " We're still generating too hot a field." " Ghost, kill all auxiliary systems." " Give me full manual." "Drop down four pads." " It'll bottom out." " Easy, baby." " Seven hundred meters." "If we can just get close enough..." "Six hundred meters." "There." "Shit!" " Jig's up, here they come." " Give me full power." "Man the gun turrets, every goddamn one of them." "Go!" "Ghost, you're the best gunner, go with them." "Morpheus, take his place." "I'm coming, baby." "Here they come." " Slow down, this ain't the "Logos"." " Hang on to your lunch, Roland, here we go." "Holy Christ, I didn't know this ship could do that." "Breach!" "The dock is breached!" "Knuckle up!" "For Zion!" "Shit." "Come on, let's go." "Knuckle up!" "Reload!" "Reload nine!" "Go, go!" "Move, move!" "Watch your left!" "Don't let them through!" "Zuka!" "Oh, my God." "Where the hell's my infantry?" "I want that goddamn machine taken down!" "Dig this!" "Oh, shit!" " Bogey two at the breach point!" " Goddamn it!" "Shit, she's got a fat ass." " Keep them off me!" " Christ, there's a shitstorm of them." " You see that?" " They're after the radio." "Stop them!" "Damn it!" "Yeah." "Grab my belt." "Just give me one clean shot." "Damn it!" "Charra!" " I got incoming!" " We got a dock full of incoming!" " Yes, sir." "But this is different, sir." " What?" "I think it's one of ours, sir." " That's impossible." " Holographics are trying to confirm." "Contact them." "I want access codes." "We're trying, sir." "There's no response." "It's a trick." "That's not one of ours, it can't be." "That's a mechanical line." "No one can pilot mechanical." " Forward aft, 30 degrees at 80 percent." " Thirty degrees, 80." " Lower starboard 60 degrees, 20 percent." " Sixty degrees." " Shit!" "Come on, keep up!" " I'm trying!" "Sir, holographic confirms." "It's the "Hammer", sir." "How can that be?" "It's under attack, sustaining damage." "At its present velocity, it'll reach Gate Three in 12 minutes." "Their EMP could take out every sentinel." "It'd take out more than that." "It'll wipe out our defense system." "We blow an EMP inside, we lose the dock." "Sir, we already lost the dock." "Open the gate." "Gate Three is not responding!" "We've taken critical damage, sir!" "We've lost control!" "We can't open it!" "There's the exit." "On my mark, give me full power 90 degrees to lower-left starboard." "Full power ninety degrees." "Now!" "Hold on, baby." "Goddamn, woman, you can drive." "We ain't home yet." "What about the gate?" "Sentinels are inside the dock." "Are we too late?" " How many APUs are operational?" " Thirteen, sir." "Get me the one closest to Gate Three." "Reload!" "He's pissing metal." "Go!" "Go!" "Heads up!" "They're coming around!" "Behind you!" "It's jammed!" "Forget it, kid!" "Get out of here!" "Got it!" "Captain Mifune." "Oh, no." "They're coming." "They're coming." "The "Hammer"." "What?" "You have to open that gate." "Cut the counterweights." "You can do it." "Hurry." "There's no time." "Captain I didn't finish the training program." "Neither did I." " Lock that down!" " Kill the feeder!" "We won't make it." "We gotta blow the EMP now." "Come on, someone, please." "Keep the weight forward." "Light as a feather." "Holographic reports Captain Mifune's APU is up and moving to Gate Three." "Don't over-squeeze the trigger." "Mifune's APU just reached Gate Three." " How much time?" " Two minutes to impact." " Captain Mifune, do you copy?" " I think his radio is down, sir." "Mifune this is Lock." "I don't know if you can hear me, but if you can the "Hammer"'s two minutes away." "You've got two minutes, captain, to get that gate open." "Link." "Get to the main deck!" "Charge the EMP!" "Do it, kid." "Neo." "I believe." " Yes!" " Can we make it?" "We ain't come this far." "Almost home, almost home." "Burn it, Link!" " You did it." " No." "We did it." "You're a hell of a pilot." "Some things in this world never change." "But some things do?" "Luckily some things do." "Link!" " Zee?" "Zee!" " Link!" "I knew you'd come." "I knew it." "I made a promise." "You did wear it." "Are you kidding?" "I'm never gonna take it off." "Three captains, one ship." "I'll assume the other ships were lost under equally pointless circumstances." "Good to see you too, Jason." "The Council's waiting to hear an explanation." "Forgive me for not attending, but I have to try to salvage this debacle." "Did I miss something?" "I thought we saved the dock." "That's the problem with you people." "You can't think but five minutes in front of you." "That EMP knocked out almost every piece of hardware and every APU." "If I were the machines, I'd send every sentinel here now." "Save the dock, captain?" "You handed it to them on a silver platter." "Come on, get it cut." "The bridge is clear." "Do you hear that?" "Get that cable run!" " I want the system back online!" " It's the dock." "They've got incoming." "Order everyone to fall back." "Seal the shaft." "Now." "Move it!" "Oh, my God." " All clear." " Do it." " Go!" "Come on!" "Run!" " Go!" "Your move." "So you gave them your ship?" " That is correct, councillor, I did." " Knowing what he planned to do with it?" "The Oracle said nothing of this?" "She told me Neo would need my help, and I would choose to help him or not." "But what hope can a single vessel have against their entire defense system?" "None." "It's completely impossible." "But he wouldn't listen." "He wouldn't even take any ammunition." "He was totally out of his goddamn mind." "No, he wasn't." "Neo is doing what he believes he must do." "I don't know if what he's doing is right." "I don't know if he'll reach the machine city." "And if he does, I don't know what he can do to save us." "But I do know that as long as there is a single breath in his body he will not give up." "And neither can we." "Temperature's dropping." "Here we go." "We're over the fields, aren't we?" "How do you know that?" "I can feel them." "Over there." "There's our path." "Can you see it?" "Three lines." "Power lines." "Follow them." "What are they doing?" "I don't know." "Lieutenant?" "Goddamn it." "What do we do now?" "It is now a matter of time." "The machines will breach the walls of this city." "I recommend that the Council join the other non-military personnel inside the temple." "How long do we have?" "Two hours." "Maybe less." "My men have fortified the entrance with enough artillery to make our last stand." "Beyond that, there isn't anything more I can do." "Commander, do you think that we have any chance of surviving?" "If I were you, I wouldn't ask me that question." "I would ask him." " Why?" " He's the one who believes in miracles." "There." "Those mountains." "That's it." " Do you see what's out there?" " Yes." "If you tell me we'll make it, I'll believe you." "We'll make it." "We have to." "Sentinels." "There's too many!" "Gotcha!" " I need help here!" " I can't beat them." " What do we do?" " Go up, over them." " What?" " The sky!" "It's the only way." "Then up we go." "Beautiful." "Pump the igniter." "The ship will start." "Again." "Slowly." "Now!" "Trin?" "Trinity?" "Trinity?" " I'm here." " Where?" "Here." "We made it." "You said we would." "It's unbelievable, Trin." "Light everywhere." "Like the whole thing was built of light." "I wish you could see what I see." "You've already shown me so much." "What is it, Trinity?" "What's wrong?" "I can't go with you, Neo." "I've gone as far as I can." "What?" "Oh, no." "Oh, no." "No, no." "It's all right." "It's time." "I've done all that I could do." "Now you have to do the rest." "You have to finish it." "You have to save Zion." "I can't." " Not without you." " Yes, you can." "You will." "I believe it." "I always have." "Trinity." "Trinity, you can't die." "You can't." "You can't." "Yes, I can." "You brought me back once." "But not this time." "Do you remember on that roof, after you caught me the last thing I said to you?" "You said, "I'm sorry"." "I wish I hadn't." "That was my last thought." "I wished I had one more chance to say what really mattered." "To say how much I loved you." "How grateful I was for every moment I was with you." "But by the time I knew how to say what I wanted to, it was too late." "But you brought me back." "You gave me my wish." "One more chance to say what I really wanted to say." "Kiss me." "Once more kiss me." "Get that ammunition where it belongs!" "You got one chance to get this right." "Get that damn thing mounted!" " Hurry." " Let's go, let's go, let's go!" "Neo if you're gonna do something, do it quick." "I only ask to say what I've come to say." "After that, do what you want, and I won't try and stop you." "Speak." "The program Smith has grown beyond your control." "He will spread through this city as he spread through the Matrix." "You cannot stop him." " But I can." " We don't need you!" "We need nothing!" "If that's true, then I've made a mistake, and you should kill me now." "What do you want?" "Peace." "What are they doing?" "What are you doing?" "Morpheus!" "And if you fail?" "I won't." "Neo." "He fights for us." "Mr. Anderson, welcome back." "We missed you." "You like what I've done with the place?" "It ends tonight." "I know it does." "I've seen it." "That's why the rest of me is just going to enjoy the show because we already know that I'm the one that beats you." "Can you feel it, Mr. Anderson closing in on you?" "Oh, I can." "I really should thank you for it." "After all, it was your life that taught me the purpose of all life." "The purpose of life is to end." "Why, Mr. Anderson?" "Why, why, why?" "Why do you do it?" "Why?" "Why get up?" "Why keep fighting?" "Do you believe you're fighting for something?" "For more than your survival?" "Can you tell me what it is?" "Do you even know?" "Is it freedom or truth?" "Perhaps peace?" "Could it be for love?" "Illusions, Mr. Anderson." "Vagaries of perception." "Temporary constructs of a feeble human intellect trying desperately to justify an existence that is without meaning or purpose!" "And all of them as artificial as the Matrix itself although only a human mind could invent something as insipid as love." "You must be able to see it, Mr. Anderson." "You must know it by now." "You can't win." "It's pointless to keep fighting." "Why, Mr. Anderson, why?" "Why do you persist?" "Because I choose to." "This is my world!" "My world!" "Wait." "I've seen this." "This is it." "This is the end." "Yes." "You were laying right there, just like that." "And I..." "I stand here, right here, and I'm supposed to say something." "I say:" ""Everything that has a beginning has an end, Neo."" "What?" "What did I just say?" "No, no." "This isn't right." "This can't be right." "Get away from me!" "What are you afraid of?" "It's a trick." "You were right, Smith." "You were always right." "It was inevitable." "Is it over?" "Oh, no, no, no." "No, it's not fair." "It is done." "It doesn't make sense." "He did it." "He saved us." "He saved us." "It's over!" "He did it!" "He did it!" "He did it!" "It's over!" "It's over!" "He did it!" "He did it!" " What is it?" "What happened?" " Sir, he did it, sir." "Neo, he did it." " Did what?" " He ended the war." "The machines, they're gone." "The war is over, sir." "The war is over." "Zion!" "Zion!" "Zion, it's over!" "It's over!" "The war is over!" "The war is over!" "I have imagined this moment for so long." "Is this real?" "Neo, wherever you are thank you." "Good morning." "Well, now." "Ain't this a surprise." "You played a very dangerous game." "Change always is." "Just how long do you think this peace is going to last?" "As long as it can." "What about the others?" "What others?" "The ones that want out." "Obviously, they will be freed." "I have your word?" "What do you think I am?" "Human?" "Oracle!" "We were afraid we might not find you." "Everything's okay now." "Look, look." "Just look at that." "Beautiful." "Did you do that?" "For Neo." "That's nice." "I know he'd love it." "Will we ever see him again?" "I suspect so." "Someday." "Did you always know?" "Oh, no." "No, I didn't." "But I believed." "I believed."

" But Professor..." " No." "The answers are all there in the test." "Aren't you forgetting something?" "I know." "It's something to do with the third differential coefficient." " Not that, Tonight," " What?" "Emma?" " What time is it?" " Almost5... 00," "Oh, God." "My proposal for utilizing solar power, rejected," "My concepts for harnessing micro-energy waves, rejected," "The dean suggests that I focus on something that might actually help mankind," "Like his study on the benefits of tobacco consumption," "Alex, the problem is your ideas are a bit too... radical," "The problem is with the faculty." "They're dinosaurs." "They're already extinct;" "they just don't know it." "They'll be discovered by some future archaeologist, and he won't know what to make of them." "Their dim little eyes, devoid of any curiosity..." "Alex, it's your first year as associate professor." "You might want to play things a little more conservatively." "You sound just like my father." "Look at them, Philby." "All alike." "All in identical bowler hats." "Do you want your students to turn out like that?" "I want my students prepared for the realities of the world they're about to greet." "Well, I don't." "I want them to run along this street and knock off every bowler they see." "Mrs. Watchit!" "Oh, huzzah, the master's home." " Did you get it?" " Hello, Mr. Philby." "Hello, Mrs. Watchit." "You're looking in the pink." "Must be all the exercise I get scampering up and down these stairs like a wee lad." " Don't torture me." "Did you get it?" " I got it." " Good." "Let me see." " But don't you think for one moment..." "I'm going to let you go out in that filthy jacket." "Now, go in there and change." "And you've got another letter from that annoying little man." "Well, go ahead, Switch it on," " It'll help people keep their teeth well into their 40s," " You might think about having that cleaned." " Oh, who has the time?" " How did you know with Molly?" " Know what?" " You were meant to be together." " She made the best shepherd's pie I ever tasted." "Don't you have a single romantic bone in your body?" "No." "I'm all bowler hat." "Why do you waste your time on that crackpot?" "Because he has some very interesting ideas." "A professor at Columbia should not be corresponding with a crazy German bookkeeper." "He's a patent clerk, not a bookkeeper." "I think Mr. Einstein deserves all the support I can give him." "I wonder if we'll ever go too far?" " With what?" " With this." "With all of this." "No such thing." "All right." "How do I look?" "Practically decent." "Really, Alex." "Good luck tonight." "She's a fine girl." "She's done wonderful things for you." "Don't worry." "You still have that alluring smell of chalk." "Oh, gotta hurry." "Now, that's more like it." "You look a proper gentleman for once." "Well, you better hope so." "If Emma turns me down, you'll be next." " Oh, I'm already swooning." "All right." "Wish me luck." "Thank you." "Fresh flowers." "Fresh flowers." " Have some flowers, sir." " Not tonight, thanks." "No." "I promised her flowers." "Spectacular." "Spectacular waste of money." "Damn thing's always breaking down." " Do you need a lift?" " Yes, yes." " How do you keep the water temperature stable?" " There's a cantilevered gasket..." " On the fuel regulator..." "Oh, God." "Uh..." "Much obliged." "I'm always forgetting the damn brake." "Hop in." "I'll give you a perambulation before it breaks down again." "Oh, uh, I'm afraid I have a prior engagement." "Well, another time then." "We perambulate here most every night." "Certainly." " Get a horse!" "Yes." "Alexander?" " Oh!" "Whoa." " You're late, Professor." " I got here as soon as I could." "Well, they say it's all the rage in Paris." "But I just picked it up..." " Five dollars at Macy's." "Silly, isn't it?" " Very silly." "I like it." "Well, where are they?" " What?" " The flowers." "You promised me flowers tonight." "Don't you even remember?" "Oh, I'm sorry." "I..." "Well, I was distracted." "Well, there's something new." " Uh, Emma, I need to talk to you." " Oh, uh, shall we walk through the park?" " Yes." "Professor, you're shivering." "I hope you're not coming down with something." "Well, I'm afraid I am." "I'm not sleeping very well, and even when I'm awake, I'm not much use." "I can't eat or think or do much of anything anymore." "And the worst part is, I don't know that I'll ever be well." "I think there's only one remedy, and that's for you to marry me..." " And spend the rest of your life with me." "Oh, Emma, I know it's right." "I know we're meant to be together." "It's the only thing in my entire life I've never had to think about." "Oh, Alex." "Uh-Uh, wait." "I have something for you." "You know, the moment is rather dying here." "l-I know." "Hold on." "Oh." " I know it's not a diamond." " A moonstone." "Well, it's your birthstone." "I thought..." "You thought right." "I just might cry," "I couldn't help but overhear." "Two fine young people starting out on the road of life." " I wish you the very best." " Well, thank you." " And as much as I hate to do this... moved as I am by your..." "protestations of love..." "I'll be needing your money now." " Sir?" " And your jewellery too." "I guess we could call this your first little bump on the road to marital bliss." " I don't understand..." " Don't make a scene." "There's no cause for that." " Just give me your wallet, will you?" " Hmm?" "Did you hear me, lad?" "Uh, all right, all right." "Here." "That's everything." "And your watch." "And the gloves." " And the ring." " No." "I'm afraid so, darling." " And maybe he'll buy you a diamond now." " Please, please." "Not that." "Don't!" "Why did you do that?" "It's only a ring." "Emma?" "Emma?" "Oh!" " What?" "Oh." "Oh, sir, Mr. Philby's here." " Here?" " Yes, sir, He insisted on coming..." " Tell him to go away, I'm busy," " I won't go away, Alex." "My God." "What's happened to you?" "I've been..." "I've been working." "You remember that?" "You used to care about your work." "I care more about my life." "And yours." "I came by the house every day after the funeral... and every week and every other month." "Then I stopped coming." "Did you even notice?" " It hurt me, Alex... very much." " Then why are you here now?" " There are some things I have to say you may not like hearing..." " I know." "I know." "You're concerned." "I know." "I hear it from Mrs. Watchit every day." "But really..." "I need you to go." " I won't leave." "Not with you hiding down here." " I'm not hiding." "You know that's what it is." "Mrs. Watchit says you're in here all hours... day and night." "Alex, will you please stand still and look at me!" "It wasn't your fault." "No." "It wasn't my fault." "Maybe we should blame Mrs. Watchit for picking up the ring from the jeweller." "Or the jeweller for making it." "Or the poor bastard who tore the stone from the earth." "Maybe I should blame you for introducing me to Emma in the first place." "Yes." "Alexander, nothing will ever change what happened." "No, you're wrong, because I will change it." "David, I appreciate your concern." "I do." "But I ask you to have faith in me." "Well, l-I want to have faith in you, Alex, but..." "Wha..." "What are..." "What are you doing here?" "I'll tell you what." "Why don't you come by for dinner in a week, and I'll show you?" " Why don't you come home with me now?" "Molly..." " Did you not hear me, David?" "I can't leave when I'm so close." "All right." "We'll continue this conversation in a week." "In a week, we'll never even have had this conversation." "Ah." "Thank you, my good man." "You're early." "That's a first." "I wanted to see you." "Well, where are they?" " What?" " The flowers." "You promised me flowers tonight." "Don't you even remember?" "You never cease to surprise me." "Emma, I need to talk to you." " Shall we walk through the park?" " No!" "No," "No." "Let's go into the city." " Alex, what is it?" " Nothing." "Let's just hurry." "Running along is all very well for you." "You're not wearing a corset." " Bleecker Street, and be quick about it." "Now you're all gallant." "Professor, you're shivering." "I hope you're not coming down with something." "No, no." "I'm fine." "I'm wonderful." "I'm walking down the street with you again." "But we took a walk three days ago." "Well, not like this." "Never like this." " Heavens, look at that car." " Oh, I've seen it." "Now I know you're ill." "You're passing up the chance to explore some new gadget." " It's only a machine." " Alexander, tell me what's going on." " Is something wrong?" " No." "No." "Emma, listen to me." "I need to leave you now, but I want you to go straight home and stay there." "I promise you I'll come by sometime later tonight, and I won't make any sense." "I'll be all upset that you didn't meet me in the park, but you must trust me." "Everything will be all right." "Just know how much I love you, how much I'll always love you." "All right." "But first, where are my flowers?" " Flowers it is." "Wait right there." "Don't move." " Oh, can I help you, sir?" " Yes, a dozen roses." "White." " No, no." "Red." " Look out!" " Easy." "Easy." "I'm looking for Professor Hartdegen." "Alex, I'm..." "I'm so sorry." " This was not supposed to happen." " Of course not." " I know there's nothing I can say." " We were out of the park, Philby." "We were safe." "Why can't I change it?" "I could come back a thousand times." "See her die a thousand ways." "I don't..." "I don't understand." "I can't find the answer here." "Not here." "Not now." "The future is now." "Certain restrictions apply." "Blackout periods on availability subject to change." " For full details, contact lunar leisure living." "Com," "Hi, friends, The latest update from Lunar Leisure Living," "Our engineers are currently preparing for the first 20-megaton detonation... to create the subterranean living chambers for Lunar Leisure Living." "Imagine fishing in our fully-stocked Sea of Tranquility, golfing on our championship course, home of the Neil Armstrong Open." "Fifteen-hundred-yard drives?" "Whoa-ho, no problem!" "At one-sixth Earth's gravity, you're guaranteed to get back on the dance floor." "So contact Lunar Leisure Living today to reserve your own little piece of heaven, because the future is now." "Certain restrictions apply, Blackout periods on availability subject to change," "For full details, contact lunarleisureliving." "Com," " Hey." " Hello." "Nice suit." "Very retro." "Thank you." "Bet that makes a hell of a cappuccino," "That thing." "I'll see you." "Hi, friends." "The latest update from Lunar Leisure Living." "Our engineers are currently preparing for the first 20-megaton detonation... to create the subterranean living chambers for Lunar Leisure Living," " All right, attention, everyone," "Class 23, could we gather, please?" "Our next stop is Antiquities." "Please make sure that your microscans are charged for download." " Two by two." "Let's look lively." "Two by two." " Stop!" "Quit!" "Tommy, if you do that again, I will re-sequence your D.N.A., so help me!" "Now, march." "March, march, Two by two, please, Look lively," "Welcome to Vox System, How may I help you?" "I didn't see you there." "I always seem to have that effect." "How may I help you, sir?" " What is that thing?" " That is my photonic memory core, or P.M.C., as we say in the trade." "Over here, sir." "What are you?" "I'm the Fifth Avenue Public Library information unit, Vox registration NY-1 1 4." "How may I help you?" " A stereopticon of some sort." " Stereopticon?" "Oh, no, sir," "I am a third-generation, fusion-powered photonic, with verbal and visual link capabilities connected to every database... on the planet," "Photonic?" "A compendium Of all human knowledge." " Oh." " Area of inquiry?" " Do you know anything about physics?" " Ah, accessing physics." "Mechanical engineering." "Dimensional optics." "Chronography." "Temporal causality, temporal paradox." " Time travel?" " Yes." "Accessing science fiction." "No, no." "Practical application." "My question is why can't one change the past?" "Because one cannot travel into the past." " Wh-What if one could?" " One cannot." "Excuse me, this is something you should trust me on." "Accessing the writings Of Isaac Asimov, H.G. Wells," "Harlan Ellison, Alexander Hartdegen..." " Tell me about him." " Alexander Hartdegen, 1869 to 1903," "American scientist given to eccentric postulation." "Found writings include treatise on the creation of a time machine." " Tell me about the time machine." " Time Machine was written by H.G. Wells in 1 894." "It was a motion picture by George Pal and a stage musical By Andrew Lloyd Webber..." " That's not what I mean." " Would you like to hear selections from the score?" " No." " ¶There's a place called tomorrow ¶" "¶A place of joy not of sorrow ¶" "¶ Can't you see it's a place for you and... ¶" "Thank you." "That's quite enough." "Will there be anything else?" "Uh, no." "No, I think I'll have better luck in a few hundred years." "Live long and prosper." "Sir, where is your designated evacuation centre?" "Sir, you are subject to arrest under martial law..." "Please put your hands out, palms together." "You will be held in detention until your evacuation centre clears you for transport." " Wait, wait!" " Just take it easy." " Hey, we got to get out of here!" " Wait." "How did this happen?" "The moon." "Come on." "Move it." " That's impossible, What happened?" " You been living under a rock?" "Yes, I've been living under a rock." "Now, tell me." "The demolitions for the lunar colonies screwed up the orbit, okay?" "The moon's breaking up." "All right?" "Come on." " Hey!" "Forget him!" "Come on!" "Emma?" "Shh!" "Hello?" "Hello." " Don't be afraid." "Oh, wait." "Don't..." "Don't go." "Wait." "I just want to talk to you." " Hello." "Oh, I'm sorry." "I don't understand you." " Do you know my words?" " Yes." "The lex, the stone language." "The stone language?" "But do you understand me?" "Do you understand me?" "We all learn it when we're young," "They tor'jen, Forget." "They forget it." " But I teach," " What is he saying?" " They're trying to decide if we should throw you in the river." "Tell me quickly, and tell me the truth." "Where do you come from?" "Well, actually, I'm from here." "Uh, just not from now." "You see, I built a machine that allows me to travel through time." "I'm from the past." "Oh." "I told them you hit your head... and you are a wandering idiot." " What are you doing?" " Getting ready for the mor," " The night." " Oh." "I'll come with you." " Eloi?" " What are your people named?" "Well, l-I guess you'd call us New Yorkers." "New Yorkers." "Are they friendly?" "Until you talk to them." " Tell me about your village." " It's a very busy place." "Everyone seems to be in a hurry." "And they all wear identical bowler hats." "Little black round things on their heads." " What do you do there?" " Well, I was a teacher like Mara." " And I make things," " Mealso," "I made a sess'quin'tan with my father." "We still use it." "A sess'quin'tan?" "Mara, der'enjen'wenlen?" "Sess'quin'tan, Steps of rope." "Oh, a rope ladder." "We can make one." "I will teach you." "Will you tell me more lon'el on the next day?" "Tomorrow?" "Yes, I will." "Why don't you take care Of this for me tonight?" " Thank you." " Good night." " Good night." "Kalen will tire you if you let him." "He's always been questioning." "Our parents were firm, but it is his way." " Where are your parents?" " They've gone from this place." "Oh, I'm sorry." "You were right, Philby." "I did go too far." "Sit with me." "Mara, why do you pull the boats up at night?" "Afraid they'll be stolen?" "Stolen?" "I do not know that word." "Well, are you afraid that someone will take them?" " It is just more safe this way." " Oh." " You must do things to be safe where you come from?" " Of course," "Or when you come from." "Ah, so I'm not just a wandering idiot." "Col'mar," "Maybe we could find some tomorrow." "Flowers?" "Alexander, Alexander," "Ah!" "Morlock!" " Is he all right?" " He had a dream." "Oh." "So did I." "I was moving through a jungle..." "And you saw a shape ahead of you." "Well, a face that..." "called my name." "We all have that dream." " All of you?" " Yes." "Now go back asleep." "You're still not well," "What does that mean, " Morlock"?" "A child's dream." "No more." "Go back asleep," "We keep these stones In many places," "This is the room where my parents taught me for the first time." "Why do you learn this language if you don't use it?" "It's a tradition we hand down." "It meant something once." "Must be here for a reason." ""One generation passeth away, and another cometh." "But the earth abideth forever."" "Why have you come here?" "Why have you travelled through time?" "To have a question answered." "Question?" "Yes." "Why can't I change the past?" "Why would you want to?" "You've lost someone." "Some one you loved very much." " Mara, why are there no older people here?" " What do you mean?" "Older people, your parents' age or grandparents' age." "They've gone from this place." "You mean, they're dead?" "Yes." "All of them?" "How is that possible?" "There are things better left not said." "We don't dwell on the past, Alexander." " We do something else." " What?" "We remember them... with these," "Alexander!" "Alexander." " Are you coming to work now?" "Come with me..." " No." "Alexander's not well enough." "We're going to see his machine." " Now?" " Stay with Toren." " Go the next day, tomorrow." " I need to see that it's all right." " This way." "Will you tell me more about N-New York tonight?" "I will." "Oh, good." "It seems fine." "We had quite a ride together." " It's ready?" " Appears so." "Will you use it now?" "Go back to your own time?" "Well, I..." "I guess I could." "Uh... it seems so long ago." "No." "You should go." "And I need to ask, Will you take Kalen with you?" " Why?" " Alexander, take him away, back to your time." "Will you?" " Mara, why?" " Please." "You don't know." " Take him away from here." "Kalen!" "Mara, what's going on?" "They're early!" "We must get Kalen!" "Kalen!" "Kalen!" "Kalen!" "Mara!" " Kalen!" " No, stay here." "Stay in the group!" "Run!" "Mara!" "Mara!" "Where did they take them?" " We have to follow them." "We have to find them." " We do not." "Col'quin tor," " Why not?" " This is nem Eloi'tas, our life here." " How can you just do nothing?" " How can tor'tasal'mor," " It is the day and the night." " The day and the night." " This is the world." " Why don't you fight back?" "Fight back." "Why not?" "Those who farquil'pax..." "fight... are taken first." " Kalen, do you know where they're taken?" " No." " Do they ever come back?" " No." " Has anyone ever followed them?" " I don't know." " Well, what about the Morlocks?" "There must be a leader." " We're not supposed to talk." "Kalen, listen to me." "Listen." "Sometimes we need to accept what's happening to us even if we don't want to." "And other times we have to fight, even if we're afraid." "Now, it's difficult to understand, I know." "Believe me, I know." "Now, they're afraid, and I'm asking you not to be." "So will you tell me what you know?" "We can save her." "Please." "When they go, we're not supposed to talk about it." " But we all know the place." " What place?" "Where the ghosts are." "Here it is." "Welcome to VOXsystem, How may I help you?" " It's all right." " How may I serve you?" "What can I get you?" "Oh, let's see." "Um, Henry James." "Oh, no." "Yes?" "No, no, no, Too depressing, Hemingway, perhaps?" "No, Too sweaty," "Plato, Proust, Pinter, Poe, Pound?" "No." "Complete Works Of Martha Stewart?" "Ah, I have it!" "Jules Verne." " Right up your alley, I would think," " Photonic, right?" "Or what's left of one, What's left of all of them," "I am the last, and "these fragments I have shored against my ruins."" "T, S, Eliot," "You wouldn't know him yet, but he is so depressing, yet so divine." "Oh, I'm sorry." "The lending library is temporarily out of service." "Not to worry." "I have them all right here... every page of every volume." "Can you tell me what's happening here?" "Well, my sources are no longer fully annotated, and my information is somewhat anecdotal, but I believe what was once one race... is now two." "One above and one below." "Two distinct species that have evolved." " And how do those below survive?" " That is there alquestion, isn't it?" " I don't believe it." " Well, if you don't like the answers, you should avoid asking the questions." "Look at them." "They have no knowledge of the past, no ambition for the future," " So lucky," " Why would you say something like that?" "Can you even imagine what it's like to remember everything?" "I remember a six-year-old girl who asked me about dinosaurs 800,000 years ago." "I remember the last book I recommended:" "Look Homeward, Angel, by Thomas Wolfe." "And yes, I even remember you," "Time travel:" "practical application." "How do you know about the Morlocks if you can't leave this place?" "There was one Eloi who managed to escape, He told me everything," "We spent years together, just talking." "The conversation's a little spotty now, but I do remember." " It's good to have a friend." " Then you can help us find the Morlocks, find Mara." "And if the truth is so horrible, and will haunt your dreams for all time?" "Well, I think I'm used to that." "My friend said he came from the east, from the jungle." " Will you describe it?" " I don't have to." "Just follow the breathing." "In the dream, we're moving Toward it, but I think it was meant to keep us away," " I might just go in by myself." " No." "Mara would be very cross with me if you got hurt." "Now, I'll find her, but I need you to go back to the village and light a fire so we can find our way home." " All right?" "Will you do that for me?" " I lost your pocket watch." "They took it from my room." "I'm sorry." "Why would they take it?" "Oh." "Stupid." "Mara?" "Mara?" "Mara." "Mara?" "Come a little closer." "I don't bite." "Do I surprise you?" " A little." "Yes." " Hmm." "We weren't always like this." "After the moon fell from the sky, the Earth could no longer sustain the species." "Some managed to stay above," "The rest of us Escaped underground," "Then centuries later, when we tried to re-emerge into the sun again, we couldn't," "So we bred ourselves into castes." "Some to be our eyes and ears." " Some to be our muscles and sinews." " You mean, your hunters." "Yes." "Bred to be predators, but bred also to be controlled." "You see, my caste concentrated... on expanding our cerebral abilities." " You control their thoughts." " Not just theirs." "The Eloi." "So it's not enough that you hunt them down like animals." " That's their role here." " To be your food?" "Yes." "And for those who are suitable, to be breeding vessels... for our other colonies." "You see, I'm just one of many," "I don't understand how you can sit there and speak so coldly about this." "Have you not considered the human cost of-of what it is you're doing?" "We all pay a price..." "Alexander." "Don't worry." "You're safe." "I control them." "Without that control, they would exhaust the food supply... in a matter of months." "Food supply?" "They're human beings!" "Who are you... to question 800,000 years... of evolution?" " This is..." "This is a perversion of every natural law." "And what is time travel But your pathetic attempt to control the world around you," " Your futile effort to have a question answered?" "Do you think I don't know you, Alexander?" "I can look inside your memories, your nightmares, your dreams." "You're a man haunted by those two most terrible words:" "What if?" "Look at you!" " And a long ponytail..." " Daddy!" " Who's that?" "Is it Daddy?" " Daddy!" " Long ponytail," "And we're still having lots of fun," " Right, Right," "Da-da!" "Daddy." "You built your time machine because of Emma's death." "If she had lived, it would never have existed." "So how could you use your machine to go back to save her?" "You are the inescapable result... of your tragedy, just as I... am the inescapable result..." "of you." "You have your answer." "Now go." "I believe you have something that belongs to me." " We all have our time machines, don't we?" "Those that take us back are memories... and those that carry us forward... are dreams." " You're forgetting one thing." " Huh?" " What if?" " What are you doing with it?" " Changing the future." "Come on." "Wait." "Wait here." "Go." " Hurry!" "Huh?" "Alexander!" "I'm sorry you lost your machine." "Oh, it's all right." "It was only a machine." ""The congregation rose and stared..." ""while the three dead boys came marching up the aisle..." ""Tom in their lead, Joe next," ""and Huck, a ruin of drooping rags," " "sneaking sheepishly in the rear." ""They had hid in an unused gallery, listening to their own funeral sermon." "Aunt Polly, Mary and the Harpers threw themselves upon them..."" "This is the place." "So it is." " But there's nothing here." " Well, it was different then." "My laboratory was all around here." "The kitchen was up there where that tree is." "Not that Mrs. Watchit ever let me go in there." "I don't know what to tell you, sir." "He's been gone this whole week." "And you've no idea where he went?" " No, sir." " This would be my greenhouse," "There was a garden outside." "Gren 'tormar'tas?" "Yes." " I'm glad." " Sir?" "I'm glad he's gone." "Maybe he's finally found someplace where he can be happy." " This was my home." " His home." "Long ago." "You know, Molly and I were talking about engaging a housekeeper, someone to live with us and help take care of Jamie." "Would you be interested?" " Perhaps just until the master returns." " Of course." " But there'd be some changes made." "I run a tight house." "Oh, I have no doubt of that." "I'll call by in the morning, and we'll arrange it." " Good night, Mrs. Watchit." " Good night, Mr. Philby." " Godspeed, my fine lad." "Godspeed."

"Xena, what does this herb look like?" "A mushroom." "Just a plain old mushroom." "I think this is it." "[ Groans ]" "You're telling me that this is going to help you with morning nausea?" "That's what they say." "Come on." "Give me, give me." "All right." "Well, bottoms up." "Some warrior, huh?" "You look beautiful." "[ Scoffs ]" "You do." "I feel like a slug." "A pregnant slug." "You're happy, Xena." "Oh, yeah?" "Yeah." "You know how I know?" "No." "'Cause it's the only time you make fun of yourself." "Well, maybe I'm happy 'cause I know I don't have to go through this alone." "I'm not eating mushrooms." "[ Chuckles ]" "[ Whooshing ] [ Moans ] Gabrielle." "You okay?" "[ Heartbeat ]" "Yeah." "Yeah." "I think it was just a cramp." "[ Moans ]" "Do I take you to a healer?" "[ Screaming ]" "Come on." "Bring her in quickly." "Come on!" "Gabrielle!" "Gabrielle!" "Right here." "Right here." "Something's gone wrong." "Something's wrong." "[ Sobs ]" "How far along is she?" "About a season." "No!" "Get me something!" " Healer, give her something!" " Get it off me!" " I've never seen anything like this." "[ Screams ]" "Get it off me!" "Get it off!" "Get this off me!" "[ Growling ]" "[ Screaming ]" "[ Panting ]" "Gabrielle?" "Gabrielle!" "It's okay." "You were just dreaming." "It's okay." "When your friend brought you in, you were in considerable pain." "I gave you a sedative." "My baby." "I can't find anything physically wrong with you or your child." "The best thing for both of you now is bed rest." "A trader told me he saw you come in here." "Are you okay?" "She just needs more sleep." "What are you doing?" "Yakut-- she'll know what to do." "Who's Yakut?" "Shamaness." "Leader of the Northern Amazons." "TheNorthernAmazons." "Isn't that a long journey for a pregnant woman to take?" "That was no dream I had." "It was a premonition." "Something's trying to kill my baby." "[ Man Narrating ] In a time of ancient gods-- [ Xena Yells ] warlords and kings, a land in turmoil cried out for a hero." "She was Xena, a mighty princess forged in the heat of battle." "The power." "The passion." "The danger." " [ Kiaiing ]" "Her courage will change the world." "[ Horse Neighing ]" "[ Woman ] She's come." "Xena's here." "Welcome, Xena." "We've been expecting you." "Let me guess." "She saw it in some kind of vision." "In fact, I did." "It's good to see you again, Yakut." "Come." "We have much work to do." "Your child is being drained of its life force in the spiritual realm." "Tell me what you saw." "The entity that stalks your child, Xena, bears the mark of the shamaness." "You know who it is, don't you?" "Alti." "I wanna tap into the heart of darkness-- the sheer naked will behind all craving." "The hatred and violence." "I'll become the face of death itself, capable of destroying not only a person's body, but their soul." "But Xena killed Alti." "That's why she can only attack through the spiritual realm." "Wait a minute." "I'm still a little confused on this whole spiritual realm thing." "Nature is composed of several planes of reality, Amarice, and they're all united by one thing-- the mind." "Oh, yeah." "That explains it." "Think of it this way." "In the day, when you're awake is one reality." "At night, when you dream, is another." "And what all these realities have in common... is your awareness of them." "Then how do we kill someone that we can't see?" "Xena is preparing to do battle with Alti in her realm." "But I'm afraid in her condition, she won't win." "Then I guess I have to convince her to let me go." "No." "I have seen Alti rip the hearts out of people that I love." "I'm not going to take that chance with you." "Xena, we don't have a choice." "I was there in India." "I know who we're dealing with." "I might not have the strength to stop Alti, Gabrielle, but I can stop you." "Xena, I love your baby like it were my own." "I will do anything I have to to fight for its life." "And I deserve that chance as much as you do." "Let me." "Looks like you're going to learn the ways of the shamaness... sooner than I thought." "[ Xena's Voice ] The ritual of crossing over." "To do battle with Alti on the spiritual plane, you must be unified... with one who's recently passed over." "Choose a creature of the forest." "This being, killed with a ceremonial dagger of a shamaness, will be your bridge to the realm of souls." "[ Stag Bleats ]" "[ Woman Chanting ]" "[ Continues ]" "[ Continues ]" "Just as daughter becomes mother, the student becomes the teacher." "Their strength will be their unity." "Their courage will be their guide." "Give me your hand." "The stag's blood mingled with your own... will carry you across to the other side." "My blood mixed with yours... will be your link to the physical world." "When you drink, you will begin to cross over." "Carry the dagger with you." "On no account should you let go of it." "It's our only chance to kill Alti in the spiritual realm." "If we can destroy her there, we destroy her soul." "I understand." "Remember, don't let go of the dagger." "I won't." "Xena, don't let go of me." "Never." "[ Continues ]" "[ Moaning ]" "[ Fire Crackling ]" "[ Water Splashing ]" "[ Bird Chirping ]" "Xena's little bitch." "[ Grunts ]" "Welcome to the doghouse." "[ Shuddering ]" "You see, things aren't exactly the way they are in your realm." "Use your dagger, Gabrielle." "Here, the strongest mind wins." "[ Groaning ]" "Keep going, Gabrielle." "Your war is with Xena, not her child." " You've got me all wrong." " [ Groans ]" "I don't wanna hurt the baby any more than you do." "I need it to be born." "[ Gasps ]" "Fortunately, I don't need you." " [ Groans ]" " You have the dagger." "Use it." "Alti." "All right, Gabrielle, that's enough." "Come back now!" "[ Grunts ]" "All right, that's enough!" "I'm gonna count to ten, and during this... you will feel your body shutting down." "Your heart will stop." "You will cease to breathe." "[ Moans ] And at the count of ten, you will die." "I want you back here." "Gabrielle, you can do no more good!" "One" " Can you hear me?" " two, three, four" "Sharp pains in your arms as your blood pressure lowers." "Six" " Your brain is screaming." " Seven" " Gabrielle." "eight" "Alti's not gonna defeat us this time." "Come on, Gabrielle." " nine-- - [ Gasps ]" "One more count and you will be dead." "Gabrielle, this is not your destiny." "Come on." "Ten!" "Come on, Gabrielle!" "No." "Come on." "No." "Come on." "[ Gasps ]" "I got ya." "I got ya." "I got ya now." "Don't you ever do that again." "You never do that again." "I failed." "You made it back in one piece, didn't you?" "Believe it or not, I feel a whole lot better now." "You managed to buy us some time." "There's something else." "Alti doesn't want to hurt your baby." "She wants it to be born." "What does that mean?" "Alti wants to steal my baby's soul." "She wants to replace it with her own." "I'll try again." "No." "You barely made it back the last time." "Yakut, you remember the burial ritual for restless souls?" "That ritual never worked, Xena." "Well, unless you got a better idea, we've got no choice." "The tree of amber grows in the temple of Chi'ah." "If we can get our hands on some of it, we can use it to cover Alti's remains." "How will that stop her?" "When the amber hardens, it will trap Alti's soul." "[ Amarice ] Sounds easy enough." "All right, we'll split up." "Yakut, you come with me." "We're going to go and dig up Alti's grave." "Gabrielle, I want you and Amarice to go to the temple." "Bring back some of the amber." "A word of warning." "The tree is guarded by an Amazon mystic named Chi'ah." "She has the power to see the truth in your heart." "You may lie to yourself, but you can't lie to Chi'ah." "I'm ready." "Then what are we waiting for?" "[ Horse Neighing ]" "[ Yakut ] We're close." "She knows we're coming." "Is something wrong?" "No." "It's you I'm worried about, Xena." "There aren't many women in the world who can carry both child... and weapon with equal grace." "And yet, I sense that your heart is not yet fully committed to motherhood." "Part of me wants this child so bad... that I'm counting the days till I have it." "Another part of me wonders if bringing a child into this world... is the right thing to do." "It's not even born yet, and already it's suffering." "And you blame yourself?" "Of course." "It's my child." "It's my responsibility." "You're right." "Do you remember the story of the world tree?" "Of course." "Shaman elders believe that at the golden navel of the earth... there is a tree that has more branches than even the gods can count." "And on these branches perch the souls of unborn children." "The part I didn't tell you... is that when a mother finally accepts what she is about to become, the child will send her a message in the form of a dove." "And what does it say?" "Thank you." "You've come a long way since I first met you." "I wish that were true." "[ Caws ]" "The skull's missing." "Who would come all this way to rob a... grave?" "This is all my fault." "I wanted to harness Alti's power to use it for good." "I needed her skull for my ritual." "But all I did was unleash her soul." "And now you and your baby are paying the price." "I'm so ashamed." "I didn't want to disappoint you." "Disappoint?" "You don't wanna disappoint me?" "Yakut, my friend almost died yesterday." "I know." "And that's why I want to finish what you two started." "Let me face Alti myself." "No!" "We stick to the plan." "[ Fire Crackling ]" "Yakut." "Yakut." "[ Chanting ]" "[ Screaming ]" "[ Chanting Stops ]" "Yakut, what do you think you're doing?" "I thought you were hurt!" "I'm okay." "I wanted to defeat Alti myself." "I needed your forgiveness." "[ Groaning ]" "I've always wanted to be inside of you, Xena." "[ Screams, Gasps ]" "Xena?" "It's such a pleasure to see you again, Xena." "Or should I call you Mommy?" "There aren't many guarantees in life, Alti, but I promise you this." "If you harm my child," "I will hound you" "I will hound you throughout all time and between worlds." "I will be your eternal damnation." "Well, at least we'll be together again." "I've so missed these intimate little moments." "I'd kill myself before I'd let your soul replace my child's." "Tempting, but no." "I like having you around too much." "I have a way that we can both win, Xena." "I'll give you your soul of your child, but you must bring me back to the physical world." "I can't do that." "Not by yourself, but if you convince the Amazons... to put their minds to it, then anything is possible." "[ Screams ]" "[ Chuckling ]" "[ Shuddering ]" "I'm sorry." "Let's get back to camp." "[ Amarice ] Sure this is the right cave?" "Yeah, I think so." "All right." "Well, let's get the amber and get out of here." "What about Chi'ah?" "What, the mystic that can see right through you?" "Ooh, scary." "[ Chi'ah's Voice ] No need for me to appear frightening, my child." "Facing oneself can be crippling, even for the most hardened warrior." "We've come for the-- Amber." "Will you help us?" "As the Amazon protector of the sacred amber," "I can only release it to a fellow Amazon." "And one of you is not an Amazon." "I can see the truth, Amarice." "And you dare to come here... hiding behind an identity you have not earned." "Is that true?" "You, on the other hand, may pass." "I've got it." "You and Xena were right." "What you see isn't always what you get." "I thought if I denied that enough times, I'd make it true." "I had no identity, so I created one, the thing I always wanted to be-- an Amazon." "You know, I just wanted to feel like part of something." "Amarice," "look, for many years I walked in Xena's shadow." "I wanted to be her." "She taught me something." "It's warmer standing in the sun." "Yeah." "[ Sighs ] Well, you better get going." "She's waiting for you." "She's waiting for us." "Come on." "We have the amber." "What happened to you?" "I'm okay." "Alti's got the baby's soul." "What do we do?" "We can't use the amber until we know the baby's soul is safe." "Otherwise, we'll risk trapping them both forever." "The strongest mind wins." "We're gonna have to beat Alti at her own game." "What are you thinking?" "She wants us to bring her back." "Why don't we do that?" "] [ Chanting" "[ Thunderclaps ]" "Our focus is our unity, our minds, the creator of worlds." "[ Continues ]" "[ Chanting Stops ]" "[ Gasps ] What's it gonna be, Xena?" "All right, you win." "You give me my child's soul, and I will take you back to my world." "Tsk, tsk." "First you take me back, then you get your child." "The ritual's already begun." "All you have to do is take my hand." "I knew you'd see things my way." "[ Thunderclaps Continue ]" "[ Bones Rattling ]" "Now the real fun starts." "All right, Alti." "Give me back my child's soul." "Motherhood has made you weak." "The Xena I knew would have never given into this so easily." "You're right." "I'm a big softie." "Now, a deal's a deal." "Is it?" "Even in this world, I'm even more powerful than you ever dreamed." "You'd be surprised what I can summon up in my dreams." "[ Hisses ]" "Do you think we fooled her?" "What have you done?" "When you thought you were stepping into the real world, you let your guard down." "I took you from one dream world into another." "Welcome!" " [ Hisses ]" " Like you said, once you put your mind to it, anything's possible." "Imagine what several can do." "[ Xena Kiaiing ]" "[ Both Grunting ]" "Come on, Xena." "Give me a signal!" "[ Groaning ]" "[ Groaning ]" "[ Moans ]" "[ Alti Laughing ]" " She's killing her." "We should get her out." " Give her more time!" "[ Xena ] This is gonna hurt." "Hyah!" "You have something that belongs to me." "[ Rumbling ]" " Did you feel that?" " She's got her baby." "That's the sign." "Xena!" "[ Screaming ]" "Stay out of my nightmares." "[ Screaming ]" "[ Alti's Voice Screaming ]" "[ Screaming Continues ]" "[ Screaming Stops ]" "Xena, come on." "[ Gasps ]" "Gabrielle." "[ Moans ]" "You did it." "We did it." "Xena must think I'm a joke." "I didn't tell her what Chi'ah said." "Why not?" "Because I don't think it's true anymore." "I have this Amazon necklace, and... it's from my tribe." "There's a stone on here for all my sisters." "I just added another one... for you." "Thank you." "Better hurry." "Xena and I are ready." "Actually, Gabrielle, um, I'm gonna stay here, learn a few things." "Okay." "See ya." "I don't know what to say." "What would you say to any friend who was leaving for a time?" "You're not like any other friend." "I'll miss you, Xena." "Take care of yourself, Yakut." "Be careful." "It doesn't take a vision... to know the child of Xena is gonna be someone to behold." "You'll be a target again, and so will your baby." "I know." "That's why I'm headed east." "I figure I could learn a few new tricks." " Your baby's lucky to have you." "[ Dove Cooing ]" "I'm the lucky one." "Closed-Captioned By Captions, Inc., Los Angeles"

" None of that ever happened." " Ever." "God, dude, this campus is awesome!" "This is friggin' awesome." "Are you looking at this shit?" "This is beautiful." "Do you go to school here?" "No, I don't go to school here." "I'm too dumb." "But my best friend from high school goes here." "Yeah, it's his 21st birthday and me and my friend are going to surprise him." " Whoa." "Foaming." " Uh..." " Wait, is that a beer?" " What?" "No." "What are you talking about?" "Honestly, man, I'm just so psyched to see my friends, man." "You know what I'm saying?" "Oh, here's the train station." "Yeah, dude, that's him on the corner." "Yeah, can you just honk your horn a little bit?" " Yeah, thanks, man." "Hey, you fucking Jew, get in the cab!" "Dude, he is such a fucking tool." "What is he wearing?" "I love him, but, like, he does dress like a fucking tool." " Miller!" "What's up, man?" " Yo, what's up?" " Come on, bring it in, baby." " How you doing?" " Dude, how you fucking doing, dude?" " Good." " You look fat." " What?" " Yeah." " I mean, I've had midterms." " I've been stress eating a little bit." " A little bit?" " A little bit." " Dude, stop talking about your weight." " How's Stanford?" "Good?" " Stanford's great." "Honestly." "Actually, yeah, how's Hakakiqua State?" " It's good, dude, I'm killing it." "Yeah." " Yeah?" "Kill it!" "Good." "Dude, how's your family?" "And your sister?" " How's your sister?" " My sister?" "Why are you...?" "What?" "No reason." "I'm just checking in." "You don't have to check in." "She's my sister." "She's 16 years old now." "OK, yeah, she's 16, but in real life she's, like, 18." "No, in real life she's 16." "That's the whole thing." "And her Facebook photos are fucking awesome." " Is that Cancun, where does she...?" "You know, there's always this moment right before I see you, where I'm like," ""Why haven't I seen Miller in so long?" "It's ridiculous."" ""We should keep in better touch." And then I see you and I'm like," ""Oh, yeah, that's right, he's a fucking idiot."" "I'm just kidding, man, come on." "What if I said that about your sister?" "What if I was like, "I wanna fuck Danielle." What would you say?" "Dude, honestly, I would love for you to fuck my sister." " Really?" "Why?" " Yeah." "It would seriously be an honor to my entire family" " if you fucked my sister." "What?" "I'll bet you five bucks that I fuck your sister before you fuck my sister." "I bet you five bucks that I fuck my sister before you fuck my sister." "I'll give you five bucks if you fuck your sister." "OK, can we cool it with the sister fucking?" "This is your friend's place, all right?" "Get out." "Oh, great." "This is awesome." " Jesus Christ, this place is quaint." " Thank you." " Whoa!" "I don't know." " Jesus!" "Who is that guy?" "He's kind of a good dancer." "What's up, VisionQuest?" "Boom." "Dude, if we're not as fucked up as that guy in two hours, we have failed." "I'd definitely wash that hand if I were you." "Did you see the headdress?" "He's The Chief." "No, he's a street person, dude." "Nice tie." "You look like Jason Gordon-Levitz." "It's actually Joseph Gordon-Levitt." "I actually really like him in 500 Days of Summer." " He's actually a really good actor." " He is a really good actor." "Had a nice little transitional period, right?" " Third City from the Sun or..." " Yeah." " Jeff Chang!" " Hey!" "Yeah!" "What's up, bud?" "Happy birthday, you tiny yellow son of a bitch!" " Surprise, buddy!" " What are you guys doing here?" "I want you to call your lame friends and cancel your plans because we're taking you out tonight and melt your fucking face off!" " Yes." "Yes, we are!" " No." "Wait, no, no, wait!" " Your face will be fine." " Guys!" "Miller, I'm not..." " Yeah, dude." " Yeah!" " No, no, hey, guys." " Wow, man, nice place!" " Guys, guys, guys, listen to me." " What?" "I really appreciate you coming all the way down here, but..." "Do you have any weed?" "I smoked all mine on the train." "No, no." "Seriously, I can't go out tonight." "OK?" "I have my biggest med school interview, ever, tomorrow morning." "Shit!" "We should've called." "Jeff Chang!" "You're 21 years old, man." "Your asshole dad isn't here anymore." " Gentlemen." " Holy fuck, he is totally here." "Nice to see you again, Dr. Chang." "How's Cathy?" "I mean, Mrs. Chang?" "I mean, Dr. Mrs. Chang?" "Fuck me." "You still owe me $17.50 for that hole in my fence, Altman." "Uh, really?" "That was from, like, eighth grade." "I didn't know you still associated with these... people." "No, Dad, I swear, I didn't know they were coming." "Your interview with Dr. Collins is at 8:00 a.m. tomorrow morning." "I'll pick you up at seven." " Your suit is pressed?" " Yeah." "I had to call in a lot of favors to get you this interview." "Be rested, be sharp, do not embarrass me." "I won't." "Dick wads." "Look, it was so nice of you guys to surprise me, but, listen, I can't go out tonight, OK?" "This is like my whole life in one interview." " Dude, I totally get it." " That's funny 'cause I don't." " I don't totally get it." " Could we go out tomorrow night?" "No, we cannot go out tomorrow night, because I've got tickets to Soundgarden." "You're a straight-A student, dude." "You can go out one night." "He can't go out, dude." "Casey, first of all, you need to shut the fuck up." " And Jeff Chang, you need to sit down." " No." "Come on, just take a seat, please, on your nice futon." "Because you have the wrong attitude right now, my friend." "Look, Jeff Chang, this isn't just any birthday." "OK?" "This is your 21st birthday." " Here we go." " This is the day that you become a man." "This is the day that you get to tell every bouncer who's ever carded you," ""You know what?" "Sure, I get it." "Yes, I look like a nine-year-old Chinese girl."" " What the fuck?" " "But guess what?"" ""Today is my 21st fucking birthday."" "So, step aside and let the man come through." "Miller, I totally get it, but I can't go out tonight." "It's actually not your fault." "It's your people's fault." "Your people haven't been in this country for a very "rong" time." " What?" "He's more American than you." " My family built the rail roads." "Yeah, but, well, you know what I mean." "Like, your people." " What?" "What?" " China." "I don't know." "Are you Chinese?" " Listen, the point is..." " I understand what you're saying," " but I can't..." " In America, in the United States of America, bald eagles and Budweiser, you go out and drink because it's a sacred rite of passage." " It's just like in Africa when..." " Oh, my God." "If we were in Africa..." "You are so lucky we're not in Africa." "If we were in Africa, you would have to leave the village and not come back till you killed a bear." "None of that is true." " There's no bears in Africa?" "Really?" " No." " You have to read a book." " You're 21 years old." "This, as they say in Casey's home country, is a bar mitzvah." " It's the American bar mitzvah." " I was born in America." "It's like..." "OK, it's like when an Eskimo kills his first penguin, right?" " Nope, they definitely don't do that." " Yes, they fucking do, Casey." " I hate you." " In this country, Jeff Chang, your best friends take you out and they fuck you with alcohol." " I'm gonna fuck you with alcohol." " Oh, my God." " Now who's with me?" " Nope." " Come on, fuckers!" " Uh-uh." " Mm-mm." " Whatever." "I'm fucking taking you out whether you want to or not!" "I don't care if you're scared of your fucking dad." "Dude, we're all scared of his fucking dad." "I'm not!" "A little bit." "Also, if you do not come out tonight," "I will stand outside your bedroom window all night doing this." " OK, OK, OK, I'll go out!" " I can't hear you!" " This thing is super loud!" " I'll go out, just stop!" "Just stop!" "That's what I'm saying." "That wasn't so hard." "What kind of asshole brings an air horn in his backpack?" "Honestly, it comes in handy more than you'd think." " Just one beer." "One beer." " That's all I wanted." " We'll take care of you." " That's it, man." "Nothing's gonna happen to you." "You're my little baby tonight." "♪ You may bury me with an enemy in Mount Calvary!" "♪ You can stack me on a pyre and soak me down with whiskey" "♪ Roast me to a blackened crisp" " Give me a shot!" " ♪ And throw me in a pyre!" "♪ I don't really give a shit I'm going out in style!" "♪" "I'm gonna be 21 forever, you motherfuckers!" " Dude!" "How you doing?" " I'm doing great, dude." " Good to see you guys!" " What's up, dude?" "It's awesome to see you." "Honestly, 'cause I miss you." "I miss your hugs." " Yeah." "OK." "OK." " Give me a hug." "Are you, uh... are you..." "Are you sure you're OK, man?" "You're fine, like, should we maybe get going?" "No, Casey, look at me." "I'm fine." " I'm fine." " You look fine." " I'm fine." " He's fine." " You know what this bar reminds me of?" " What?" "The night we won Rothenberg's Beer Pong tournament, and Jeff Chang hooked up with that nine-foot tall chick who played the banjo." " Yeah, what was her name?" " Tara." " Tara!" " Yeah, Tara!" "She was gigantic." "Man, high school was so awesome." "Speaking of the banjo, you still writing music?" "Dude, I'm pre-med, man." "I don't write music." "I don't listen to music." "I can't even remember the last time I went to a show." " Fuck, man." " Yeah." "Hey, you're still in for Sidewinder at The Gorge this summer, right?" " Hell, yeah!" "The Gorge!" " Right, OK!" "The Gorge!" " Casey, what about you, man?" " Hm?" " The Gorge, Sidewinder." " Oh, I don't know, man." "Aren't we too old to be doing the whole music festival thing?" "Uh, I don't know, Casey, are we too old to have fun times?" " No." " Are we too old to spend a week enjoying 250 bands play the seminal music of our generation?" "Are we too old to drop acid and make love to white chicks in dreadlocks?" " I don't like dreadlocks." " Are we too old to take handfuls of Ecstasy and dance around in fur... with other people in fur?" "Yeah, we are too old for all of those things." "I don't like dreadlocks." "But, guys, all I'm saying is that we all graduate in May, right?" "This could be the last summer all three of us ever spend together." "You know?" "Right, but I have a job lined up after graduation." " What?" " You got a fucking job?" "Yeah." "I'm working for Newbury Capital in New York." " Dude, congrats, that's a great firm!" " Thanks, Jeff Chang." "See?" "Yeah, awesome." "What about Sidewinder at The Gorge, Casey?" "I'll think about it, all right?" "That's all I'm saying." " Yeah." "You're selfish." "That's bullshit." " Jeff!" "Jeff!" " Oh, Nicole!" " Holy shit, game on." " Hey, how are you doing?" "Happy birthday!" "Hey." "Meet my oldest friends, Miller, Casey." "We used to tear shit up in high school." "Casey." "Nice to meet you, Nicole." "Wow, that's quite a firm shake." "That's 'cause he masturbates a lot." "Oh, yeah?" "Me too." "I can't get to sleep without flicking the bean." "What?" "Wow, I guess we already have a lot in common." "That's great." "Yeah, I masturbate a lot, too." " He does." " Like a lot." " Oh." " At weird places too, like malls, bathrooms, handicap stalls." "They're bigger." "Name some more spots you jerk off in, Miller." "Sometimes I wear flannel." "Made me feel like a lumberjack." " What the fuck?" " I am so sorry for him." "I don't even know you." "I feel terrible." "What are you talking about?" "I feel like she's picking up what I'm putting down." " Oh." " Yeah, but then again," " she's putting it down again." " But then she picks it back up." "I feel like she'd never really pick it up twice." "OK, look, I'm just gonna ask." "Who would you rather...?" " Him." "Oh, my God." " OK, it's over." "It's over." " Oh, my God." " This is embarrassing." " That's fine, that's fine." "Fuck you all, I'm gonna go play some darts." "Have a really boring life with my boring friend Casey," " who played the flute in band." " Shh." "OK, thanks, buddy." "Enjoy." "Wow." "Thank you for that." "Oh, my God." " Here, sit down." " You're welcome." "Thank you." "So, um..." "So, that's your friend?" "Yeah, we were best friends back in high school, but we're not really that close anymore." "Yeah." "Your oldest friends are always your weirdest friends, right?" " Yeah, what is that about?" " I don't know." "People change when they go to college, right?" "Like, I'm sure he wasn't that big of an idiot back in high school." "No, actually, that's exactly how big of an idiot he was, yeah." " Hundred percent same amount of idiot." "Really?" "OK." "Yeah." "So you're in, uh, Sigma..." "Zeta..." " ...circle with a line in it." " Oh, OK." " I get it, you're not in a frat?" " No." " 'Cause I'm not angry and secretly gay." "Wow!" "So, what are you drinking?" "Oh, dude, I'm so glad you guys came." "I really needed this." " My dad's been driving me crazy." " Yeah man, we love you." " We wouldn't miss it for anything." " Miller!" "Honestly, I'm sorry Casey's being such a little bitch, though." " He's not being a bitch." " Dude, yeah, he is." "Honestly, I feel like he thinks that he's too good for us and it's like," ""Bro, you're a nerd."" "He's not a nerd." "He's our friend." "You're lucky to be hanging out with us because we're awesome." "Dude, he's just trying to be happy." "So, you leave for Brazil tomorrow?" "Yes, and then Chile, Ecuador and Argentina." "What about you?" "What are you doing for spring break?" "I have a two week externship at J.P. Morgan." "It's private equity stuff." "It's pretty cool." " You know?" "It's not that cool." " Wait." "So, on the last spring break of your entire life, you're working?" "Yeah, why?" "Aren't we supposed to be starting our lives?" " Did your mom tell you that?" " Yeah, my mom did tell me that." " She did?" " Yeah." "Why you hating on my mama?" "No, it's just..." "I mean, look around." "OK?" "In ten years, everyone in this bar will be married with kids, driving to some boring job in a fucking minivan." "I mean, we got to do as much crazy shit as we can before then." "No, yeah, exactly." "I totally agree." "We're not too big on crazy here, are we?" "What?" "No, I'm a huge proponent of the crazy." "Are you kidding?" "I'm the mayor of Crazyville." " Oh, my God, you're such a dork." " No!" "Are you...?" "What?" "Check it." "Look, V-neck sweater with an un-tucked shirt." " My shit is bananas, girl." " I'm just saying, the point is, is that he's changed and I can tell that you're upset by it." " I'm not upset." "I'm not." " Yeah, you are." "OK, whatever, message received." "I'm gonna talk to him." " Dude, no." " This can't go on." "He's hurting you." " He's hurting both of us." " You don't need to talk to him." " Holy shit, dude!" " Fuck me!" " That's awesome." "It went all the way through." "I can see it." "Oh, my God." "Hey, hey..." "Oh, my God, I am so sorry, man." " I'm so sorry." " Problem, homeboy?" " No, no." "Here, let me take a look." " Get your hands off me!" "I'm gonna be a medical student." "I'll just check..." " Back off!" " Hey, hey, hey!" " Step Up, 3D." "Take a step back." " Miller, help me." " You want to fight?" " Calm down." "Nobody wants to dance, OK?" " It was an accident." " Sorry, we won't touch you." "It was an accident." "Oh, well, guys, I guess it was just an accident." "You know, my face doesn't even hurt anymore, now that I know that it's an accident." "I mean, accidents, they happen all the time when you're drinking." "People get hit by things like flying darts..." " What's happening?" " ...and flying stools." "What are you doing with the bar stool?" "What, you're gonna throw it at us?" " Jesus Christ, man!" "Are you OK?" "Now if I ever see you fucking tampons again," "I will come at you like a fucking spider monkey!" "I'll rip your face off, bitch." "I think we should get the fuck out of here." " Yeah, let's get the fuck out of here." " Let's get the fuck out of here." "Wow, you seriously need to get laid." "I know, what do you think I'm trying to do right now?" " Oh, really, is that what this is?" " Yeah." " Why, how am I doing?" "Is it not..." " Eh..." "Do you have any, like, notes or comments or anything?" " We gotta go." "What?" "No, I'm talking to Nicole." "That's a really great story." "We gotta go." " Yeah." " No, I'm not going." "We need to get out of this bar." "OK, what could have possibly went down in there that you had to pull me away from her?" "What?" "Dude, that wasn't gonna happen." "She's a hard nine, you are a soft six." " Oh, what the fuck, man?" " Wow." " Shit." " OK, where we going?" "Let's go." "No, man, it's eleven o'clock." "We're done." "OK." "OK." "Oh, dude, there's like 20 bars nearby." "That's awesome." "Let's do it." "No, we gotta get Jeff Chang home, man." "His dad is gonna fucking flip." " What are you?" "A pussy?" " That's awesome." " You fucking pussy!" "How many fuckin' shots did you give him in there?" "Relax, OK?" "He drank us both under the table in high school." " Yeah, I remember." " Oh, shit, the Galway." "These fuckers have been carding me for years." " Whoa!" "Jeff Chang!" "Car!" " Fuckers!" " What the hell?" "Where is he going?" "All right, dude, relax, one more bar and then we'll go home." "I promise." " All right." "She was cute, right?" " Yeah, she was cute." " She's just not my type." " What is your type?" "Girls that wanna have sex with me." " ID?" " Oh." "You got ID or not, man?" "Just come back when you hit puberty." "Twenty-one." "Blackjack, motherfucker!" " Whatever, just go the fuck inside." " What?" " What?" "What?" " You're good, go in." "Where are the white women at?" "Drink, drink, drink, drink!" " Yeah!" "Take it off, yeah!" " Oh..." " Oh, my God!" "Holy shit, dude!" "Stop pissing!" "Stop pissing!" "Stop it!" "What the hell are you doing?" "I'll just talk to myself." "Awesome." "Man, this is ridiculous." "Miller, we have to get him home." " Three waters, please." " Dude, it's too late." " They're gonna need a new bull." " This is not funny." "Yeah, let's put him down." "He's really heavy." " Oh, my God." "Jeff Chang's dad is gonna fucking honor kill him if we don't get him to that interview." "Relax, he's gonna be fine, man." "Let's just get him home." "Yeah, so where are we?" "How do I feel like none of this looks familiar?" "Did we come from...?" "Jeff Chang, where do you live?" " Home..." " Yeah, home, how do we get home, bud?" " Suck my shit." " OK, hey, hey." "Get you home, we can get you rested." "Just give us your address, buddy." "We'll get you a good night's sleep, a nice cup of coffee." "Dude, that's not gonna work." "You gotta shake him." " What?" " Wake up, asshole!" " Tell us where you live." " Didn't you...?" "I know that you're in there and I know that you can hear me." " Didn't you have his address?" " Yeah, I do, uh..." "It's back at his apartment, though." "All right, well, maybe it's in his wallet?" "Yeah, check his wallet." "He's really passed out, man." "No, that's his parents' address." "I know that one." "Fuck!" " Yeah, let's call his parents." " Yeah, let's." "Let's call Dr. Chang, the scariest man in the entire world, and be like," ""Hey, what's going on, Dr. Chang?"" ""We took your son out, got him shitfaced and totally ruined his future." "Oops." "Sorry."" "OK, look, Casey, we don't know where Jeff Chang lives." "OK?" "We don't know anybody who knows where Jeff Chang lives," " so it seems like..." " Wait." "Oh, my God." "Nicole." "Dude, stop thinking with your penis." "No, no, no." "Nicole, she's friends with Jeff Chang." " She might know where he lives." " OK, cool." "Did you get her number?" " No." " No, because you can't close." "No, because you pulled me away from her before I fucking could." " You know that." " You could never close." "She was closeable." "I would've closed." "Jeff Chang could've closed." "You know what?" "Nicole lives in a sorority." "If we could find her sorority house, we could find her." "OK, Casey, there's 40,000 people at this university." "There is no way that I'm gonna go looking for one person, who may or may not know where he lives." "That is dumb." "No." "No." ""No." No, never." "Oh, hey, it's The Chief." "Dude, what is The Chief doing all the way over here?" " I wish I was homeless." " Oh, my God." "Think about it, man, they got no stress." "They have no responsibilities." "What responsibilities do you have?" "Dude, I have a cat that needs love and affection and I have to take her on walks." " You don't take cats on walks." " I take my cat on walks." "She has fat legs." "Dude, I really don't want to fuck this up." "Jeff Chang has wanted to be a doctor his whole life." "Maybe he should've thought about that before he went out drinking tonight." " Yeah, 'cause this is all his fault." " What is that supposed to mean?" "You forced him to go out and made him get drunk." "Jeff Chang is a grown man and he made his own choices." "There was no air horn involved anywhere?" "Nope." "Great." "Seems like you haven't changed at all, that's nice." "Yeah, well, you've changed because in high school," " you were sorta cool, Casey." " What is this jabbing my leg?" "But now, you are not cool." "Now you're just super douchey." " What the fuck?" " Holy shit." " What is Jeff Chang doing with a gun?" " I don't know, man." "Take him." " Dude, this is a real gun, man." " I know." "I got it." "He's on the riflery team, right?" "You think this guy's OK?" "He didn't say anything to you, did he?" "No one's trying to hurt him or anything?" "No." "But we don't talk as much as we used to." "You know?" "All right, let's just keep going, I guess, right?" "I want to shoot something if I have this fucking gun in my hand." " Please don't." "Please don't." " Can I kill a squirrel?" " Miller, put the fucking gun away." " OK." " Let's go." " I'll kill one later." " So, what sorority is Nicole in?" " Sigma Zeta something." "Dude, her sorority letters were written on her rack." "How do you not remember them?" "I was more interested in what she had to say, dude." "Yeah, well, if you had been a normal guy and stared at her tits, we'd be home already." " Speaking of tits, how is your sister?" " Oh, my God." "Sigma Zeta Theta, could that be it?" " Yeah, that's actually right." " Oh." " Vaginas!" "Yeah, you wanna tell us where you live, man?" "Big vagina." "OK." "Let's just lock that away for a few minutes and act normal, OK?" " Oh, hello!" " Hello." "How are you?" " Hi." " Hi." "Awesome." "Is Nicole in?" "Is this some sort of pledge thing?" " I want cereal." "Count Chocula." " Shh." "Jeff Chang." " All right." " You don't have to write." "The answer is..." "Oh, no, don't even worry about it." "Just tell Nicole to come downstairs." "Just tell her it's Casey." "It's a funny story, actually." "She'll totally love this." "Fuck!" "Well, what are we gonna do now, man?" "That was so weird." "Hold him." " What are you doing?" " Come on." " Don't leave me with the baby." " Bring the baby." "Come on." " I can't... fuckin'..." " Let's go around the back." "Motherfucker." "Hey." "Dude, no, we're not breaking into a sorority." "Don't be scared." "They're just girls." "Oh, jackpot." "Yes." "What?" "Do you have a better idea?" " Come on." " I fucking hate you." "Watch his head." "Watch his head." "It's gonna be fine, everything's gonna be fine." " Oh, Jesus." "I'm sure he's fine." " Great." "Oh, God, Jeff Chang, be careful." "Shh!" "Hey, wait, wait, wait." "Was Nicole Latina?" "She could be half-tina." "I don't know, man." "She seemed pretty Nordic to me." "Dude, Cameron Diaz is Latina." "It's just a meaningless ethnic signifier." "Come on." "You know, sometimes, you say the stupidest shit and other times it's like, Cameron Diaz, Latina, I never even thought of that." " Shh!" " Yeah, I really liked her in Shrek." "Yeah, dude, Shrek was fucking tight." " I'm hungry!" " Shh, Shh, Shh!" "I want waffles!" " Shit." " Go." " I want waffles!" "He is way too loud." "We definitely can't bring him with us." "Right, so, what are we gonna do?" "Well, we can't just leave him here, man." "Hi-ya." "Hi-ya, hi-ya, hi-ya." "Hi-ya, hi-ya..." "Chill out with the rain dance." "I'm trying to tie you to the can." "Hi-ya, hi-ya..." " Is this really the best idea?" " Probably not." " Let's hump and dump." " That's not an expression, but OK." ""Rosa." "Maria"?" ""Incarnazion"?" "Dude, something is wrong..." "Dude, what are you doing?" "Lupe?" " Honey, are you OK?" "Got a little cramp?" "Need a tamp?" "Have you seen my bra?" " Go, go, go." " Maybe it's in your room." "Fuck, it's a dead end." "Go, go, go!" "Pledge Gomez and Pledge Aguilar are eager for our spanking, Pledge Mistress!" " Lupita, are you OK?" " Lupe." "Lupe." "Is something wrong, Pledge Mistress?" "Why are we not being spanked?" " Don't, don't, don't." " We wait eagerly, Pledge Mistress." "Pledge Mistress, we are deserving of this spanking." "Yes, they are." " What are you doing?" "I'm gonna spank that ass." " No." " Shh." "I hear something." " Go check the door." " We want to be spanked by you," "Pledge Mistress." "I feel nothing." "Again." "Pledge Aguilar requests a spanking of her own, Pledge Mistress." "What the fuck?" " Fucking..." " I love sorority chicks." "Pledge Mistress, is there a man in the room?" "Um..." "Well, say something." "That's right, pledges." "This is a new part of your initiation." " Really, because that's not..." " Yeah, I don't know about that..." "Girls, this is what the Pledge Mistress said." "Guys, do you want me to have to call Pledge Mistress?" " No, no." " I don't want to call Pledge Mistress." "You know how she gets this time of night, but I will wake her up and tell her you're being disobedient pledges." " We're sorry." " Yeah." " That's better." " What's our new assignment?" "Find Nicole." "Find Nicole." " Your new assignment..." " Find Nicole." " ...is to start making out." " What?" "Candy." "I'm hungry." "Who the fuck is this?" "Candy bar." "This is so wrong." "Relax, all the kids go les nowadays." "Isn't that right, Becca?" "Yeah, totally, but how is this part of our sorority training again?" "I have no idea, but I love you." "I want to make beautiful lesbian babies with both of you." "Look, do either of you guys..." " God, they're really going at it." " Yeah." "Do either of you guys know which room Nicole is in?" "Nicole?" "There's no Nicole in this sorority." " What?" " She's not here." "Dude... we're in the wrong sorority." "No, dude, we're in the right sorority." " Eyes!" " Throat!" " Groin!" "All right, we do have to get going soon." "Yeah." "No, we'll get going." "Becca?" "Hey, sorry." " Will you grab her boobie a little bit?" " Come on, man, that's..." "Intruder in the house!" "Intruder!" "I'm so sorry." " Go, go!" " Go, go, go!" "Hey, get your ass back here!" " Jeff Chang!" " Jeff Chang, we're coming!" "What the hell?" "Hey!" "We're gonna kick your ass!" "Ladies, please, can we just talk about this?" " Holy shit!" " Oh, window!" "Go, go, go, go!" " We're gonna fuck you up!" " Motherfuckers!" "How we gonna get him down?" "Uh..." " We're gonna throw him off." " What?" "No." "Trust me." "A pool cover's like a giant pillow." "I've done this a thousand times." " You have?" " We're gonna beat your ass!" " OK, on three." " Oh, my God, look." "That's Nicole's sorority." " Oh, cool." "OK." " All right." "One... two..." " Fuck." " ...three!" "Oh, my God." "Did we just kill Jeff Chang?" "Jump!" "Oh, my God!" "Dude, they're everywhere!" "Jeff Chang is covered in rose thorns." " Open the fucking door!" " Can I help you?" " Oh, my God, thank God you're white." " Is Nicole here?" " Uh, yes, but..." "OK..." " Awesome." "Um, she doesn't want to see you." " OK, just be careful." " Oh, my Lord." "I'm looking at his asshole." "Oh!" "So, whose idea was it to throw Jeff off the roof?" "Uh, Casey." "It was Casey's idea." "Wow." "I was all wrong about you." "Had you pegged for a real straight arrow." "Oh, no, he is." "He went to space camp." " Thanks, man." " Straight arrow." "Yeah." "I have a bit of a wild side." " Oh, yeah?" " Hm-mm." "Sometimes after eating, I jump right into the pool." " I don't even wait 20 minutes." " You're a fucking renegade." " Yeah, you think so?" " Yeah." "Sometimes at night..." "I don't even wear my mouth guard." "Oh, my God." " And I'm supposed to." " That's recommended." " You're funny." " Thanks." " I think you're funny too." " Thank you." "What the fuck are you guys doing?" "OK, look, I go to the window to check out for our safety, and I come back, it's all bananas in pajamas." "Let's get serious." " Do you know where Jeff Chang lives?" " I don't, I'm sorry." "Do you know any of his friends or anything?" "I met Jeff in my remedial science study group, but he didn't really talk to anyone else so..." "There we go, back at square one." "Not a single clue." "Wait, your remedial science group?" "Yeah, I'm a Bio major." "I tutor kids who are struggling." "OK, no, Jeff Chang is Asian." " There's no remedial in that language." " Yeah." "Nicole, Jeff Chang invented science, OK?" "Actually, he's failing out of school." " This Jeff Chang, right here?" " Yeah." "This Jeff Chang." "You guys didn't know that?" " No." "No." " What?" "What is going on with Jeff Chang?" "First the gun and now this?" "Why wouldn't he tell us he was failing?" "I don't know." "Maybe he was embarrassed or something." "We're his best friends." "You tell your best friends stuff like that." "Maybe we're not friends like that anymore." "What?" "OK, we're in the middle of a crisis here." "You're just gonna drop that kind of shit on me right now?" "Listen, Nicole, is there like a campus address book, or do you know anyone that might know where he lives?" "No." "Oh, wait," " Randy might know where Jeff lives." " Oh, great." "He's the campus pep leader." "He has every student's address in his phone for sending out flyers and stuff." " So Randy is a cheerleader?" " Yell leader." " Oh, yell leader." " Completely different." " Yeah, I didn't realize, OK." " Straight to voice-mail." "Oh, he's at the pep rally." "You know what?" "I'm going to a party on that side of campus," " I can take you guys over there." " Great!" "OK, look, no, guys." "We can't just run out of here." "We're surrounded by Latins right now." "They're coming in hot." "They're frickin' everywhere." " No worries." "I have a car." " She has a car!" "Nice." "A little bit of a road trip?" "We're on a mission." " OK, there she is." " Go that way!" "Oh, fuck, what is that?" "It looks like a toy." " Look over here!" " It's fine, it's a car." " We're coming." " Dude, there's no way." "There's Hispanics everywhere." " Check the bushes." " OK, we gotta go, come on!" "No, no." "This is stupid." "We're not gonna fit in that thing." " We'll be fine." " I've taken shits bigger than that." "I cannot believe you're jeopardizing our mission for some girl." " Why?" "You think she likes me?" " No, you're a fucking nerd." "That's what I was saying." "It's like," "I think she would date a guy that rides a mountain bike..." " Shh!" " ...or like surfs in Costa Rica." "Where do I fit in?" " Fuck, this really isn't gonna work." " I told you." "There they are!" " Go, go, go!" "Get the fucking van." "Is the pep rally even still going on?" "Oh, yeah, we've got State tomorrow." "This campus is gonna be going off all night." "Oh, nice." "Well, thanks for the ride." "So, how are we gonna find this Randy guy?" "Pep rally's right down that path." "Just look for the big truck." "It's called the Spirit Mobile." "Randy should be around there somewhere." "You sure you don't want to come with us?" "I'd love to, but I'm already super late to my party." "And why is Randy gonna give us Jeff Chang's address?" "Oh, because he's my boyfriend." "What?" " Didn't I tell you that?" " Uh, no." " Yeah." " Nicole, have a great night." " Thank you so much." "You're a gem." " OK, well, good luck." " OK." " Great." "Thank you." "Bye." " Just don't." " Casey, I'm not gonna say anything." "Can't believe she has a boyfriend, though, right?" "I thought she would have said something earlier." "It makes sense." "That's why she wasn't, you know, feeling me." "But I'm not gonna say anything." "I won't say anything." "I don't want to rub salt in your wound 'cause I could tell you're hurting..." "But I didn't know she had a boyfriend." "Wow." "Let's just find this guy, OK?" "I bet he's huge, by the way." "Probably super flexible." "The guy could probably blow himself." "I'd blow myself, but I have a long torso." "But seriously, does your sister ask about me?" "Check the alley!" "Let's find these motherfuckers!" "What the hell's going on out here?" "Hey... have you seen these guys?" "I've been looking for them all night." "They were also carrying a drunk Asian kid." "Oh, I got you, you little turds." "Hey, let's check over there by the big truck." "Oh, look, cheerleaders!" "Let's ask the cheerleaders." "Uh, excuse me!" "Excuse me!" " Do you know where Randy is?" " He's behind the Spirit Mobile." "Oh, thank you." "Excuse me, hey, are you Randy?" " Oh, no." " What the fuck you doing here?" "Who's this guy, Randy?" "These are the motherfuckers that threw a dart at my face." " Break them down, Randy." " Wait, this is the guy from the bar?" "Yeah." "You got a lot of nerve coming into my house." "You are not cool enough to call something your house." "Plus, we're outside, so it doesn't even make sense." "There's no house." " It's a metaphor, bitch." " Whoa, whoa, whoa." "Dude, dude." "I'm sorry about my friend." "Look, we just talked to Nicole and..." "Whoa, you talked to my girl?" "Yeah, I wouldn't have gone that route." "Yeah, listen, we're just trying to get our friend home and she said you might have his address in your phone?" " Nicole said that?" " Hm-mm." " Lock him up, Randy." " Sweep the leg, Randy." ""Sweep the leg"?" " Hurt his feelings, Randy." " Crush his spirit, Randy." "Well, I mean, I should probably help them out, right?" "Here's my phone, motherfuckers." " Come and get it." " Can we just be grown-ups about this?" " OK, I'm done talking." "What's up?" " Dude, what are you doing?" " Oh, shit, Randy!" " He's got a gun, Randy!" " I'm scared, Randy." " Give me your fucking phone, Randy!" " Put the fucking gun away, OK?" " No, dude, you know what?" "I know guns." " That shit ain't even real." " Huh?" "Is this real?" " Yeah, baby, kick his ass, Randy!" " Yeah, boy!" "Fuck him up!" " Yeah, beat his ass, Randy!" " Break a leg, baby!" " Oh, shit, Randy." "I got it, I got the phone." " Pussies!" " Where the hell are you going?" " Hey!" " Get up, Randy." "Let's get him, Randy!" "Move, move, get out the way!" "Watch it!" "Fuck!" "Fuck!" "There he is!" "I see him!" "Yeah, we got you now!" "You're cornered, dude!" " We're gonna fuck up your face!" " Miller!" "Get in, get in, get in!" "Hey!" "I'm in, I'm in!" "Go, go, go!" "Find 'em?" "All right, go." "Look for them." "Come on, I want..." " That was so dumb." "That was so dumb." "This Randy guy's a massive douche, but I actually really like his phone." "Just tell me that Jeff Chang's address is in there." "OK, Jeffrey Reginald Chang." " Four-nineteen Oak Street, number two." " Oh, thank God." "And that is located... six blocks away." "And boom goes the dynamite." " Nice." "Finally!" " Nice." "Finally." "We're gonna get you home, buddy." " I'm glad we didn't ruin his life." " He's still breathing, right?" "Who cares?" "Oh, go straight here." "OK, so this is good." "We're gonna have him home by four." "He'll be able to nap it out for a few hours and be good to go by seven." "His asshole father will never know." " Hello?" "Honey, I told you." "I knocked on his door, he didn't answer." "I called his cell phone." "He didn't pick up." " Oh, man, he's gonna pay for this." " Why didn't you wake him up?" "No, he's not asleep." "He's out here." "I can feel it in my knee." "So, what about that buffalo, you think it's OK?" " No, they're gonna kill it." " Really?" "Buffalos only live for like three years anyway, man." " Whoa!" "Was that The Chief again?" " Yes, it is." " Stay awesome, Chief!" "Hey!" "Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah!" " Oh, my God." "Oh, God!" " Whoo-hoo!" "Oh, shit!" "Oh, shit!" " Whoo!" " Awesome." " You were right, man." "Golf carts go down stairs." "Holy shit, I fucking love college, man." "I don't know why I ever left." "Wait, what?" "What?" "Did you drop out of college?" "It's me, man." "You can tell me whatever you want." "I'm not gonna make a big deal." " OK, yeah, I dropped out of college." " What?" " Two years ago." " Two..." "What have you been doing for fucking two years?" "I work at a gas station, man." "I get, you know, free snacks." "I get free smokes." "Like, I hang out with my boy Varaj..." "Varag." "You have a boy "Varaj"?" " Yeah, he's pretty..." " This is..." "Oh, my God." "Dude, look, Casey, I don't know why you're acting so surprised, man." "Like, I'm not Jeff Chang, I'm not you." "I wasn't gonna do awesome stuff with my life." " Like... this is what's up." " OK." "What a cop-out." "You're one of the smartest people I've ever met." "Really?" " Top 25." "Whatever, man." "Fuck you." " You aced your SAT's, right?" " Yeah." "And remember Mary what's-her-name?" "The hot born-again chick?" "No one could get near her, and then you stole third base with her at the book fair." " She liked to read." " I know." "I don't know what you said to her, but it must have been pretty smart." "Uh..." "I told herl had leukemia." "That's actually pretty dark." "Whatever, man." "The point is you're really smart." " You're just lazy as fuck." " Yeah." " I'm not bullshitting, man." " I know, you're right." "I just gotta get my shit together, man." "I just gotta get my shit together." "I miss you, dude." "We don't really get to talk like this much anymore." "Look, maybe I could take a couple weeks off this summer and catch up with you guys at the Sidewinder Festival." " Yeah?" " Yeah, man." " That's awesome, Casey!" " I miss you guys too." "Dude, I'm gonna fuck so much unwashed hippie ass it's gonna be embarrassing." "Right." " I like the hippie chicks, man." "They don't shave their legs." "That means they have a huge bush and you know me..." " Yeah, you love bushes." "Yeah." " I like a good bush." "Fuck." "OK, Jeff Chang's apartment is right up here on the left." "Nice." "We got you home, buddy." " This doesn't look right." " What the shit is this?" " You sure this is the right address?" " Yeah." "Must be an old address." " Fuck." " Fuck." "All right, well, come on, let's go inside." "Maybe someone in his old room knows where he lives now." "Jesus." "Look at this place, man." "Yeah, these nerds know how to party, bro!" "Oh, dude, Beer Pong?" "We gotta play." "We gotta play." "Yeah, man." "That would be great, but we got some shit to do." "Hey, your elbow's over the table!" " Shut up, you piece of shit!" " Hey, fuck you, man!" " Watch your elbow, asshole!" " Thirty seconds..." " I'm gonna kick that guy's ass!" " Dude, what is wrong with you?" " Oh, my God." "You are so cute." " Hello." "Oh, my God." "Bang on my door one more fucking time and I'll claw your fucking eyes out." " What?" " Whoa." "OK, um..." "Do you know this guy?" "Why, because I'm Asian?" "We don't all know each other, you racist mother..." "Oh, wait, I do know this guy." "Yeah, he used to live here." "Do you know where he lives now?" "No, I used to live across the hall and he never talked to anyone." "Of course he didn't." "That's why I was shocked when the cops came and arrested his bitch ass." "Wait, what?" "What would the cops possibly want with Jeff Chang?" "I don't fucking know, but he moved out after that and I never saw him again." "What is going on with Jeff Chang?" "Motherfucker took my laundry detergent." "He's packing heat, he's failing out of school, and now he's a criminal?" "Maybe he's a Yakuza or something." "This chick is really fucking turning me on." "Do you have a forwarding address for Jeff Chang?" "Yeah, yeah, no, I do." "No, you fucking cock lickers." "You could check with our RA." "He might know." " Your RA, where is your RA?" "Miller!" " What, the fuck..." "Top floor." "His name is PJ Brill and he's throwing this fucking party if you could believe that." " She has such a mouth on her." " I believe it." "I believe it." "Yeah, and when you see the beaver muncher, tell him to get all the titties and butt-fuckers out of my foyer." "I got fucking field hockey tomorrow." " Oh, here we go." " Whoa, whoa, whoa." " Where do you think you're going?" " We're going up." " No way." "Tower of Power, dude." " What?" " What's the Tower of Power?" " Yeah." "You gotta win the event on each floor to move up a level." "Hey." " You have to be kidding me." " Nope." " OK, how many levels are there?" " There's eight." "OK, we just need to talk to this guy named PJ Brill?" "PJ Brill is Tower Master." "You wanna talk to him, you gotta get to the top level." "How do big dumb animals like you even get into college?" "Just 'cause I look like this..." "doesn't mean I don't have feelings." "Look, we just need to get our friend home, OK?" " Can you help us out?" "Please?" " Come on, man." "Tower of Power, dude." " Tower of Power, dude?" " Tower of Power." "What are we gonna do with Jeff Chang?" "Uh..." "Oh, stoners." " Hey, what's up, dudes?" " What's going on?" "You guys mind watching our friend for a bit?" "Sure, man." "Killer." "These guys look super high." "You sure this is a good idea?" "Relax, dude, these morons aren't going anywhere." "Now, come on!" "Let's show these clown dicks how to pong, baby." " Fuck, yeah!" " Fuck, yeah!" "Ethnic Serbs." "These guys can pong." "Fuck the Balkan states." "OK, bros, when we beat you, you can't rape us and steal our land, OK?" "No rapey." "No rapey." "OK." "Nice shot." "Mazel tov." "Fucking Serbs." "Here we go." "And we're back!" "Twinkle, twinkle, baby." "Twinkle, twinkle." " Good." " Drink up, Serb." "Know what that tastes like?" "Freedom." "Yeah!" "Hey, Ivan Drago, this one's for you and your sweet jumpsuit." "Ahh!" "Sucka." "Say something, bro." "You're freaking me out." "This one's for Apollo Creed." "His spirit lives on." " Yeah!" " That's what I'm talking about!" " That's what I'm talking about!" " Paper covers rock, bitch." " Rock covers your Russian ass!" " That's right... different cultures." "Sky hook." "That's unbelievable!" " Last shot, last shot." " Kiss it." "Kiss it." "Yeah!" "That's unbelievable!" "USA!" "USA!" " Red, white and blue!" " Undefeated, baby!" " Give me my beads, bitch!" " Sorry, he doesn't mean that." " Tower of fucking Power!" "All day!" "That's right, baby!" "You did it." "You know you did it." " Yes!" " What's the name of the game?" " Thumper!" " And why do we play?" " To get fucked up!" "Yeah!" " Yeah!" " Give me my beads." "That's what I'm talking about, right there!" "Dude, what?" "Chug, chug, chug, chug!" "Almost there!" "Holy shit!" "You can do this!" "No." " Suck and Blow!" " Fucking child's play." "All right, last event, get in line." "I'm gonna go get in there." "Let's go, Suck and Blow party." "Casey?" "Nicole?" " Oh, so this was your party." " Hey." " Did you get Jeff home OK?" " Uh, no, actually, we left him downstairs with a couple random stoners." "Wait, are you serious?" "Yeah, actually, now that I think about it, it's kind of a horrible idea." " I don't know why we did that." " Hey, Walsh." " Yeah, bro?" "Hey, man, who's this dude?" "So, Randy didn't have Jeff's address?" "Yeah, no, your boyfriend actually turned out to be a bit of a dead end." "Balls, I'm sorry." "Can I ask you what you see in that guy?" " Is this you being jealous?" " No!" " Is that what that is?" " I'm not jealous." "Yes, you are." " Why am I jealous?" "Why, 'cause he's handsome and has phenomenal school spirit?" "Randy is pretty crazy, but he's also fun." "And he's passionate and I like that in a guy." "Yeah, but he's passionate about cheerleading and fighting people." "It's like the two worst things to be passionate about." "OK, all right, what are you passionate about, Casey?" " I'm passionate about a lot of things." " Oh, what NPR?" "Yeah, yeah, I actually like NPR a bit." "They have a nice little Morning Edition, sometimes I get some cooking tips from them." " Cute ring-tone." " Sorry." "I thought that might have been him." "He hasn't returned my texts all night." "I... hate it when he does this." "Well, enough about Randy." "Would you like to Suck and Blow with me?" "I thought you'd never ask." "Dude, does it look like the bear's..." " ...blowing him enough yet or what?" " It looks great, I believe it." "What about the face..." "Should I write, "Douchebag"?" "Or "Fucktard"?" "Huh?" "Very nice form." "Where did you learn to play?" "Hanover Lake every summer." "No way, I used to spend every winter break there." " No!" " I swear to God." "The card needs to be a little higher, Danielle." "For next time." "Yeah, people say that it's like old and run down, but I think it's the most beautiful place in the world." "Yes!" "Well, except for that creepy guy that sells pinecones." " Creepy Dan the Pinecone Man!" " Yes!" "Oh, my God!" "I can tell you don't like me, but if you have a sister who looks like you..." "I can't believe that you know Hanover Lake." "It is literally my favorite place on earth." "It's like, all you need to know about me." " You know what I mean?" " Yeah, I know exactly what you mean." "Jesus Christ, we're playing Suck and Blow, people." "Game faces." "Oh, God." "Randy's in the hospital." "He got mauled by a fucking buffalo." "Some asshole stole his phone." "That's why he hasn't texted." " Oh, my God, I'm such a bitch." " Do you want me to come with you?" "Probably not, right?" "All right, bye." "Let her go, man." "Sometimes the heart is a lonely hunter." "Do you want to cry?" "I'll fucking cry for you." "Do you want to make out with me?" "No?" "Kenny, you can come too." "You look like a watcher." "He's waking up, dude." "I can't just leave it." "It says "DOUCHEBA"..." " No one's gonna get it." " The public will understand." " This is my art." " Stop being such a diva." "Fuck, dude... we gotta go!" "What the fuck?" "Top floor, baby, top floor!" " What the hell is this?" " Holy shit." " What is this place?" " OK, shit just got weird." "Congratulations, players." "You've completed the Tower of Power." " You PJ Brill?" " Please, call me Tower Master." "These are my sweet bitches." " Hi." "Nice to meet you." " What's up, sweet bitches?" " Look, we're friends with Jeff Chang..." " Now, here is your reward." "Gold beads?" "You gotta be kidding me, dude." "All right, are you fucking serious, man?" "I want more than gold fucking beads." "Miller, it's not about the beads, man." "They gave me 50 bucks for this whole party, all right?" "Fifty bucks!" "The chair, it was 40!" "All right?" "These chicks, I'm paying them five bucks each tonight." "So maybe you guys could cut me a break." "Maybe he can cut us a break 'cause I just chugged a gallon of milk." "Went through your little rat race." "I'm all excited, get to the top floor and look what I got, look at this." "I have a baby wizard Elvis with gold beads." "I'm sorry you got free booze and free milk." "Shit!" "My fault, buddy!" "OK, do you know how much milk costs?" " Like, it's more than gasoline." " We're friends with Jeff Chang..." "Hey, can I get my banana?" "These dudes are like stressing me." "Thanks." " OK, who are we talking about?" " Jeff Chang." "He used to live here." "You were his RA." "The cops came in here..." "Oh, yeah, yeah!" "He got super wasted and we're just trying to get him home." "No, I don't know where that little psycho lives, man." "Why you calling him a psycho?" "What's that about?" "Dude, the guy got arrested for attempted murder, right?" " What?" " Yeah, that's fucking psycho, right?" " Murder?" "Are you kidding me?" " Bullshit." "Who did he try to kill?" "I don't know, but he had a gun and he fucking used it, dude." " That doesn't make any sense." " Yeah." "Right?" "You know, the boy's a little nuts." "Coming from a man in a diaper, eating a banana." "OK, I get it." "I might not look like your average dude." "OK?" " That's for sure." " But I've got bitches and I've got goblets and I wake up in the morning happy." " Miller..." " Your nipples are just" " looking right at me." " What the fuck, man?" " Uh, thanks for nothing." " OK." " PJ Brill, you fucking weirdo." " Let's get out of here." "Have some beer, have some milk." "I'll try to get iPods for you guys next time." "That'd be great, right?" " This is bullshit." "You don't think Jeff Chang actually tried to kill someone, do you?" "No, I don't." "I think Jeff Chang is fine." "I think everything is fine." " Look at that asshole." " Yeah, what an idiot." " Wait." "Is that Jeff Chang?" " What is he wearing?" "Oh, my God, he's drinking again." " Fuck me!" " Move." " Jeff Chang!" "We're coming!" " Put the bottle down, buddy!" " Yeah!" "Mommy, look at me dance!" "Look at me dance!" "Look at me dance!" " Holy shit!" " Oh, my God." "Suck my dick, bear!" "Suck my motherfucking dick, bear!" "Yeah!" "Hey, chipmunk, hey, I'm one of the good guys." "We're gonna get you some clothes, OK?" "It's all gonna be OK." "You'll never catch me alive." "Ah, fuck!" " Fuck!" " I'm gonna kick his ass!" "We're not gonna kick your ass!" "We do need you to come back, though!" " Whoo!" "Oh, shit!" "Lookit..." " It's the big bad po-po!" " Get down, sir." "Get down immediately." " What are you doing, sir?" " I think he's getting down." " Yeah, I know, I see that." " I'm just saying, technically, he's doing what you asked him to do." "What the fuck?" "OK, sir, please remove yourself..." " He's our friend!" "What the hell is this?" " Dr. Chang!" "Hi." "What are you..." " Hey." " It's so good to see you, man!" " Great to see you." " Where's my son?" "He's home." "He's in bed." "He's sleeping." " Why don't I believe you?" " Because you're suspicious and mean?" " I'm sorry." " Yeah, touch my fucking ass, dude!" " Come on!" "OK." "OK." "Hey!" "Why are you asking about Jeffrey?" "ls everything OK?" "I have reason to believe that the three of you have been out drinking." "What?" "No." "We put Jeff to bed at like nine o'clock, right, Miller?" "Yeah, we watched Cold Case, made paninis and then went to bed." "Yeah, then Miller and I came out for a drink, or nine." "What?" "Your parents must be so proud of you." " Get him!" " Free OJ!" " Free the dolphins!" " Hm...!" "Fuck you, cop!" "Oh, my God." " Fuck." "Oh, you kids today." "Every one of you is spoiled, drunk and fat!" " Oh, my God, right?" " Thank you, sir." " Appreciate it." " Look." " Miller, look." " Fuck that!" " Here are tonight's winners." "Jesus." "I feel like someone should break those two up, right?" "Do you see your friend or what?" "No, is there anywhere else you might have taken him?" " Jeffrey Reginald Chang?" " Yeah." " Ooh..." " What?" "What is it?" "They've taken him to Health Services." " What does that mean?" " I wouldn't want to speculate." "Look, I'm sure he's OK." "No, he's not OK, Miller." "He could be in a coma." " You understand that?" " No, yeah." "Absolutely." "All right, how do we get to Health Services?" " You're gonna wanna go..." " I can take you." "Who are you?" "Why is she wearing an orange vest?" "I'm Cara." "I'm a campus security escort." " Why don't you come with me?" " Of course you are." " I will come with you." "Casey." " What?" " She's an escort." "Whatever." " She not that kind of escort." "No, I love the name Cara." "In fact, my mother's name is Cara." "Your mother's name is Beth." "Everybody knows that." "Yeah, but I call her Cara, sometimes." "But, Cara, where are your people from?" "Italy?" " Mexico." " Latinas." " Whoa..." "ladies..." " Whoa, whoa, whoa..." "A lot of Latinas." "Ladies, let's just talk about this." "What the fuck?" " What the fuck, dude?" " Where the fuck are we?" " I don't like this." " What are you freaks looking at?" " Why are we here?" " What the fuck is going on right now?" " I don't want to be here." " Why aren't you guys saying anything?" " Holy shit, dude." " We are shackled." " Why are we shackled?" "Why are you wearing a fucking tube sock?" "Why are you wearing a sock?" " They match." "Whose socks are these?" " We are so fucked." "Welcome to the Tribunal of Justice." "What?" "These two men stand accused of infiltrating our sacred home, violating the dignity of two of our pledges, and destroying our award-winning rose garden." "Look, if I could just respond to all that..." " What sayest the sisterhood?" " Guilty as charged!" "OK, look, in our country, America, usually there's like a trial and some evidence and shit!" " You're not just guilty." " The punishment shall match the crime." "The aggrieved may enter the circle of vengeance." "The circle of what?" "Hold on." "Holy shit, look who it is." "Holy shit, these chicks are gonna tear us up." " Assume the position." " Wait, actually, you know what?" "I didn't even spank them." "That was all him." "I wasn't even..." " What are you...?" " Fuck you, dude." "I'm sorry." "Punishment grows more severe every second you delay." " Ready, sister?" " Ready." "Assume the position." " OK, OK, OK." " Oh, my God." "OK, Chantelle, I have a rare skin condition on my upper thighs, so if you could just avoid that area." " Oh, yeah, totally." " Thanks, Chantelle." "I'll totally watch it while I just..." "Oh, my God, holy shit!" " Oh, my God!" " Ow!" "Ow!" "You just had to fuck with these girls, didn't you?" " Holy shit!" "Yeah, when a lady asks you to spank her ass, you spank that ass!" "Oh, great." "You know what?" "You are fucking unbelievable, man!" " It's called having manners, Casey!" " Fuck my face!" "Enough." "Turn around." "It hurts." "It hurts." "It hurts." "Look, Goat Mask Lady..." "Please." " I mean, like, we're really sorry." " Yeah." "We're just trying to get our friend Jeff Chang home." " Justice has been served..." " Oh, thank God." "...for the first offense." " What?" " To address the second offense, the offenders will now commence making out." " Oh, fuck!" "Yeah, right." " What?" "You guys really don't want to see that." "That's a joke, that's disgusting." "You're weird." "The longer you wait, the longer the kiss." " Look, there's no way I'm kissing him." " Yeah I'm sorry, that's just..." "All those who want to see the offenders kiss," " stomp your feet." "That's unfair!" "Clearly we're outnumbered." "Yeah, OK, look, you guys can stomp your feet all you want, there's no way I'm making out with a dude!" "Do it." "Or be forever branded with the mark of the sisterhood." "Holy shit." "Dude, I can't get branded." "I'm gonna like not be able to get buried in a Jewish cemetery or..." "Fuck it." "Really?" "Fuck it, dude." "I just..." "I wish you were wearing more than a tube sock, but fuck it, baby." "I really wish you didn't call me baby." "OK." " Tongue?" " Of course, tongue." "Really?" "You had to fucking ask for tongue?" "I'm sorry, that was stupid." " Oh, grab his boobie." " You never even did that." "Do it, offender." "Dude, are you getting a chubby right now?" "Dude, I can't help it." "You're actually kind of a good kisser." "You know what?" "I'm fucking done." " None of that ever happened." " Ever." " Hi, how are you?" " Hi." "We need to find some clothes, man." "We'll get some at Health Services." " Thanks, dude." " Hey." "All right, it's already 6:00 a.m." "We gotta hurry up and get Jeff Chang." "Dude, if I walk any faster my sock's gonna fall off." " This is all your fault." " What?" "You made Jeff Chang go out, got him wasted, you fucked with the Latin sorority girls, you pulled a gun out on Randy." "OK, look, you cannot pin all this on me, Casey." "You're the reason why we are currently walking through campus at six in the morning wearing only socks on our cocks!" "OK." "I'm sorry for trying to show you guys a good time." "You know what, man, we're done." "OK?" "When this is over don't e-mail me," " don't text me, don't call me..." " Whoa!" "...don't poke me..." "you and me are fucking over!" "Oh, and another thing, Sidewinder sucks!" "Take it back." "It's hot, it's dirty, the people are gross, and half the acts are fucking DJs." "Why would I want to spend a week of my life watching some asshole in a pink track suit play his fucking iPod for me?" "Because your friends are gonna be there..." "I'm not going to some stupid fucking music festival just to preserve the illusion that we're still friends because we're not." "We're not still friends anymore, Miller." "OK." "It's cool, man." "So since we're not friends, I can tell you how fucking lame you've been." "I can tell you that you probably should go to Wall Street and that you should spend the funnest years of your life in an office." "Working for the man, wearing a cute little suit." "It's called growing up, dude." "Why don't you look into it?" "I don't need to grow up, bro, you need to grow down." " That's not even an expression!" " Well, today it is!" "OK?" "Do you remember what it's like to have fun, to be cool, to give a shit about your friends?" " You've changed." " Oh, my God." "You don't have fucking balls anymore." "You're a little bitch." "Well, you know what, man?" "You're just the fucking same desperate, low-life," " fucking loser that you've always been." " Yeah?" " Yeah." "So fucking kudos to you, man!" " Don't fucking push me." "Don't start..." "You're a fucking dick, dude!" "Fucking white trash!" " Fucking hands off!" "Yeah, take it, bitch!" " Fucking asshole!" " Could fight..." " You fight like a girl." "Health Services, how can I direct your call?" "I'll call you back." "Mental Health, third floor." " You're hilarious." " We're hereto pick up our friend." "Name of patient?" "Jeffrey Reginald Chang." "Plus if you had any clothes, that would be greatly appreciated." "He's here." "Let me get his file." "And if you could please hurry up, we're in a rush here." "Thank God I don't know anyone at this school." "Casey?" "Nicole." "Hi." "Um... where are your clothes?" "We just got jumped by some girls." "It's a long story." " I bet." " What are you doing here?" "Um..." "Randy got mauled by a buffalo, remember?" "Right, yes!" "How is that guy?" " He's fine, I guess." " Yeah?" "I mean, I came over hereto check on him and he got all agro on me again." "And then, I got pissed and we broke up." " Wow." " Yeah." "So, we're pretty much done." " Really?" " Hm-mm." " Are you OK?" " Yeah, Oh, it's fine." "I mean, we weren't really that serious." " But, still, I mean..." " Yeah, it was a long time coming." " OK." " Anyway it looks like I'm going to South America by myself now, so..." " Oh, right, the trip." " Hm-mm." " I'm sorry." " Oh, no, I'm still going." "Cool." "Yeah, my flight leaves in a few hours, so I guess this is goodbye." "OK." "Bye." " Can I go with you?" " No thanks, I'm good." "OK, well, whenever you're not good," "I'll be right here, reading Perfect Bride." "What, I can't read Perfect Bride, bro?" "I'm sorry, Jeffrey Chang is on 24-hour hold." "He can't be released until tomorrow morning." " What?" " No, he's gotta be home by 7:00 a.m." " Why is he on hold?" "It's confidential." "Oh, it's confidential, Casey." "Give me that." "Hey!" "Give that back immediately!" "Give me that!" "You, stop!" "My God, look how many times he's been in here, man." "Give that back to me, you little shit!" "Oh, my God." ""Patient was brought in for attempted murder." "Later determined his weapon misfired during a suicide attempt."" "Jeff Chang tried to commit suicide?" "Get out." "Now!" "Dude, what the fuck is going on?" "I mean, Jeff Chang was always the happy one." "What were we supposed to do?" "He didn't tell us anything." "Dude, look, fuck that." "OK?" "We are his best friends, and he felt like he couldn't even call us." "That sucks." "We suck." "What happened, man?" "We used to be so close and..." "Ah, fuck." " Thanks, Erin." " No problem, Gary." "See you next time." "Jesus, not The Chief again." "What's up, Chief?" "Oh, hey, dudes." "How was your night?" " Pretty terrible, actually." " Tell me about it." "I ripped two sheets of LSD and spent the whole night dancing in front of my house again." "Now I gotta go teach." "Wait." "Did The Chief just say he was dancing in front of his house the whole night?" " Yeah, so what?" " That's it!" " What's it?" " Oh, my God, that's it!" "What's it?" "What are you talking about?" "OK." "So, the first time we saw The Chief was in front of Jeff Chang's place, right?" "And then we saw him like nine more times." "Right, and we thought that he was just wandering around campus all night, just like we were." "But what if he wasn't?" "What if The Chief was in the exact same place the entire time?" "Then that would mean we walked past Jeff Chang's place a dozen times." " Oh, my God!" " Yes, and that's why Jeff Chang kept mumbling those Indian chants." "It was because he was trying to tell us where he lived." "It's like The Da Vinci Code except it makes sense." "Oh, my God, we are officially the two biggest morons in the entire world." "Yeah." "Hey, Chief, where do you live?" " Um..." "Fifth and Broadway." " Fifth and Broadway." "All right, so wait, here's what we gotta do." " We gotta break Jeff Chang out." " Break him out." " Get him home, gotta get him sober..." " Sober him up." "...and then we gotta get him showered and dressed before his dad shows up, which is in 36 minutes." " That sounds totally impossible." " Yeah?" "Well, I'm not gonna let Jeff Chang down again." "No, let's get that little fucker home." "Wait, wait." "Are we best friends again?" " No." " Right." "No, I'm not either." "Cool." "Hey, hey, you can't be in here!" " Jeff Chang!" " Jeff Chang!" " Jeff Chang!" " God, God!" " Jeff Chang!" " Jeff Chang!" "Have you seen a little Asian with shit on his face?" "No?" "Thank you." " Jeff Chang!" " Jeff Chang!" " Hey, he's in here!" " Nice!" "We're gonna break you out, buddy." " Jeff Chang!" " He's barely coherent." "Man, how're we gonna get him outta here?" "There's like orderlies everywhere!" "Casey." "I just had an awesome idea." "This is definitely not an awesome idea." "It'll be fine." "I've done this a thousand times." "No, that's what you said last time." "Hey, you gotta trust me." "Now bring him a little to the left." "OK." "No, no, we gotta pull him back up." "That's the Spirit Mobile." "It's super tall." " I don't like this ride, guys." " No, it's too far down!" " Pull him back up!" " OK." "You're right." "Let's pull him up." " Oh, shit!" " Miller!" "Oh, my God!" "Did we just kill Jeff Chang again?" " Where's...?" "Where's the Spirit Mobile?" " I don't know." "It was right here." "Oh, no." "Did they drive off with Jeff Chang on it?" " Oh, my God." " Oh, my God." "I thought it was only 20 feet." "How am I supposed to know?" "Come on, guys." "Get in." "We're late." " What the fuck?" " Randy, look!" "It's the guys who stole your smart phone." " Fuckers." " Why are they taking your truck, Randy?" " Get out of the Spirit Mobile!" " Oh shit!" "Go, go, go!" " Go!" " You're dead!" "Hey!" " Bitch." " Hey, what was that all about?" "Don't worry about it, just drive, drive, drive." " How'd you even start the car?" " The keys were in the ignition." "Fuck!" "I'm so late." "My dad's gonna kill me." "Hey, why is there a teddy bear glued to my penis?" "No idea, no idea how that could have happened." "I miss you guys." "How come we never hang out anymore?" " Wrong lane, wrong lane!" " Wrong lane!" "You're in the wrong lane!" "Oh, my God, Jeff Chang, you're fucking crazy right now!" "I feel really alert right now." " I feel like Spider-Man." " What?" "I just really wish I had my contacts on." " Oh, my God!" " Fuck!" "Parking meter, parking meter, parking meter...!" "Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck!" "Oh, my God, Oh, my God..." "Oh, shit!" "What are you doing?" "What are you doing?" "Hit the brake, dude." "Dude, hit the brake!" "Hit the brake!" " No, stop!" " Dude, do it!" " Get off!" " Ow!" "Look, I don't want to die." "I want to go back to college." "I want to go to Alaska, I want to make out with a black chick!" " I wanna fuck Casey's sister!" " What?" " You dropped out of school?" " Yeah!" "Why would you do that, Miller?" "Turn around and drive the car, please!" "Oh, my God, we're going to jail." "We're going to jail." " I can shake them, no problem." " No, don't shake them." " Don't shake them!" " Oh, my God!" "Oh, my God!" " Whoa!" "We're not on the street anymore." "This is not where cars go." "Cars don't go here." "Cars don't go here, Jeff Chang!" "Oh, my God." "Are your eyes open?" " Fuck you." " I can't tell." " Oh, no." "Oh, my God." " Out of my way, nerds!" "Hey, did you see that guy?" "Casey, we need to neutralize the target 'cause he doesn't know what the fuck's going on right now." " Come on, guys." " Shit, shit, shit." "Yeah, maybe I shouldn't be driving." "It's 6:51, we have nine minutes to clean him up before his dad gets here." "Guys, my back hurts." "Yeah, we threw you out a third-story window onto a SUV." " What?" "Why would you do that?" " You told us to." "Why would I say that?" "Because we're your best friends." "We love you." "Get him in the house!" "Get him in!" "What do we do about the bear?" "I don't know, man, just fucking hold him or something." " Oh, my God." " Let's go." " Holy shit!" "What are you doing?" " Pull harder." " I don't want to rip his dick off!" " I don't want that either!" " Fuck you!" " Seriously, pull harder, dude!" "I don't know, man, Jeff Chang has a super stretchy penis!" " Pull harder, dude!" " I'm trying to!" " Fucking come on!" " Oh, my God!" "Dude, we just circumcised Jeff Chang." " Who cares?" "Get him in the bathroom." " Come on, buddy!" "Dude, I can't believe we actually pulled this off." "Yeah, of course we did, man, we're fucking awesome." " Small arms." " Whatever." "Come on." " There we go." " I don't know if I can do this." " What are you talking about?" " Yeah, what do you mean?" "I mean, like, I don't know if I want go to med school or be a doctor or any of it." " Now you fucking tell us?" " Miller, shut up." "No, dude, are you serious?" "I fucking kissed a guy for you!" " Miller!" " What?" "Yeah, I kissed Casey." "It was fucking gross." " Yeah." " Miller, shut up." " What?" " Let him talk." "Look, I'm sort of losing my shit up here." "We heard that you tried to off yourself." " Miller, really?" " What?" " Why'd you do it, man?" " I didn't." " So then, what...?" " I mean, I did, sort of." "I..." "I was up for 72 hours studying." "I was cracked out on pills." "I was literally hallucinating in my room, but I didn't actually try to..." "Right." "I do weird shit when I hallucinate too." "Yeah." " You know?" " The doctors say I'm not suicidal." "They just think I'm fucking stressed out of my mind." " I mean, you guys know my dad." " Yeah." "Yeah." "He's been riding me my whole life to go to med school and be a doctor, but I hate medicine." "I suck in science." "I'm fucking miserable." " So, don't do it." " Yeah." "Fuck it." " Oh, shit, he's here." "What should I do?" "Honestly, I think you have to tell him the truth, man." "I think that's pretty obvious to everybody in this room." " You gotta tell him the truth." " Oh, my God, you guys are so white." "What?" "Dude, that's really racist." "Yeah." "White people have feelings too, man." "I can't just tell him the truth." "I come from like five generations of doctors." "I'm the first-born son." "This is what's expected of me." " Fuck!" "Dude, it's the rest of your life, man." "Stop being such a fucking pussy." "He's your dad, dude." "He'll understand." " I promise." " Yeah." " Whoo!" " Holy shit!" " What the fuck?" "You just got rocked, boy!" " You OK, buddy?" " What?" " Bat me." " That was so hot, Randy." "Look, man, we're sorry that we stole your truck, but like, calm down, man." " Oh, no, this isn't about my truck." " OK!" "OK!" " Chill, chill!" "Oh, that lamp will never work again, Randy!" " Yeah!" " OK, OK, OK, what is this about?" " Is this about your phone?" " Right, OK, we're sorry, Randy, that we stole your truck and your cell phone." " This ain't about my phone neither." " Wait!" "Whoa, whoa, whoa!" " Stop!" " Bitch!" "That's my fucking boom box, man." " What is it about?" "Is it about Nicole?" " Calm down!" "Oh, my God, you didn't even close with Nicole." "Yeah, but I was really close, right?" "No, there's no such thing as almost fucking his girlfriend." "You either fucked his girlfriend or you didn't." " Stop talking, assholes!" " He didn't fuck your girlfriend!" " No, no, no, no." " He didn't fuck your girlfriend!" " That's what I'm saying." " Is this a joke?" "I almost..." "I almost did." "Then you've almost fucked every girl you know." "This is not about my truck or my phone or... my... girl!" " That's my laptop!" " Fuck your laptop!" "Get a desktop, bitch!" "You know what?" "This is definitely about the dart in the face." "Honestly, I completely forgot about the dart in your face." "Are you OK?" " He's had a really rough night too." " Shut up!" "Come on, Randy!" "Do what I said, fuck me in the ass, Randy!" "What?" "I mean, fuck them in the ass!" "Just..." " What..." " The hell is going on here?" " Oh, shit." " Fuck." " Who the fuck is this guy?" " Hey." "I'm Jeffrey's father." "Who the fuck are you?" "I'm Randy." " He's Randy." " That's Randy." "OK, Randy..." "I'm here to take my son to his interview." "Well, he's not going with you, so why don't you just get the fuck outta here?" "Oh, no, he's definitely coming with me." "Oh, shit." "Look, old man... don't make me beat you in front of your son." "I wouldn't do that." " Holy shit!" " Shit!" "Whoa!" "That's what fucking happens, man." "Oh, your dad's a dick." "Oh, my arm." "You should probably stay down." "Let's go!" "OK, you need to tell him that you don't want to be a doctor right now." "I don't think this is a good time." " Just fucking tell him." " No." "You tell him." " No, no, no." " I'm not fucking telling him." " You fucking tell him." " You fucking tell him." " You're not a pussy." " I am a pussy." " Tell him right now." " Let's go, Jeffrey." "Holy shit..." "Uh..." "No, I'm not going." "What the hell are you talking about?" "I don't want to go to med school." " I don't want to be a doctor." " Jeffrey." "I'm not..." "No, I'm not a kid anymore, Dad." "I'm 21 years old and..." "from here on out," "I'm gonna decide what I do with my life and that's that." "What are you gonna do?" "Throw me off a roof?" "These guys already did that." "OK." "I get it." " See, I told you he'd understand, man." " I get it." "You're even dumber than I thought." " Get in the goddamn car, Jeffrey." " No." "No." " You ungrateful little shit." " Dad!" "I can't believe I raised a worthless piece of shit like you..." "Oh, shit!" "Dude, what?" " That's my friend!" " Miller!" "Miller!" " That's my friend, dude." " Just calm down." "No, Dad." "Why don't you just leave?" "Just leave." "Now." " Yeah, you just punched my dad in the face." "I know." "It felt good, though." "Hey, man." "My dad's a dick, too." "I, uh..." "I'm sorry I broke your apartment." "What the fuck is this?" "Just listen to your heart." " Listen to your heart." " Yeah." "All right, man." "OK." " Nice apology, Randy." " That was heartfelt, Randy." " See ya, guys!" " Who are those guys?" " Those guys are the weirdest guys." " They're so weird." " Yeah." " Dude, another good birthday." " Yeah." " Yeah." "So, what are you gonna do now?" "God, I don't know." "You know, I can do whatever the fuck I want." "You know, for once in my life, I don't have to do what other people tell me." "I'm just gonna travel and write music again and..." "Fuck it." "You know, I'm just gonna live my life." "Yeah." "I'm glad you guys came." "Seriously, thanks for being such good friends." "Yeah, dude." "Me and Casey will always be there for you." " I gotta go." " What?" " Sorry, just..." "I'll call you." " Yeah, way to ruin the moment, dick!" "Love you guys!" "Good job standing up to your dad, Jeff Chang!" "My fucking dick hurts." "Nicole, Nicole!" "Wait, wait." "No, no, no!" "Stop, stop!" "Don't go!" "Don't..." "God damn it!" "Fuck." "Fuck." "Why are you yelling at my roommate?" "But..." " Hey." " I lent her my car while I'm traveling." "Oh, that's great." "Um..." "Was there something you wanted to ask me?" "Yes." "Yeah." "God, look at all these freaks." "I love this!" "All right, guys, but seriously, tomorrow at 9:00 a.m.," "I have my big admissions interview at Northern." "So don't let me get too stupid." "I'm so psyched you're going back to college, dude." " Yeah." " But seriously, don't let me get too messed up." "It's really important to me." " Of course, man." " OK." " We'll take care of you, dude." " Yeah." " OK." " Yeah." "You're our little baby tonight." "Shit, shit, shit!" "Shit, I am so fucking late!" "Ooh!" "I am so sorry that I'm late, this is not like me." "This is actually very unprofessional." "You would not believe what happened to me last night." "I've been taking my academics really serious lately so this is a shock to me." "But I'm very serious about this university, I want you to know that." " You know, I'm just trying to..." " Oh, hey, man, how you doin'?" "No way." "Oh, my God!" "Chief!" "Dude, you look like shit!"

"They don't look near so high from the outside." "For a time, we were afraid they weren't high enough to hold you in." "If you're taking a train, there's one leaving Huntsville this afternoon." "Thanks, Chuck." "Good luck, Wes." "Good luck." "Goodbye." "Morning." "What can I do for you?" "I'm Wes Hardin." "John Wesley Hardin?" "That's right." "I have a story here." "Wrote it myself." "It's about me." "I think it might interest people." "Well, I'd like to read your story, but..." "There's no hurry." "I'm leaving town on the afternoon train." "If you decide to make a book of it, I'd be much obliged." "Where can I reach you?" "You'll find it in there on the last page." "WES:" "I have been tried for murder and condemned in a court of law:" "I have been tried by public opinion and my name connected with every major crime in Texas over a period of years:" "In the interest of truth and justice," "I have set down the unvarnished facts of my life:" "My own story in my own words:" "Let people judge for themselves:" "I was born into a fine family in Fannin County, Texas, on the 26th day of May, 1853:" "With the outbreak of the War Between the States, my childhood came to an end at the age of seven:" "My father raised a company to fight for Texas:" "My brother, Dave, was killed in Georgia, my brother, Joe, was crippled in Mississippi:" "The war ended, but peace didn't come to Texas:" "We were a proud people ruled by a foreign army:" "The Army of the United States:" "My father, J:" "G:" "Hardin, was a preacher and a circuit rider:" "He was a strong, God-fearing man, who carried his Bible like a six-gun and fought with the devil wherever he found him:" "(GUN FIRING)" "Where did you get it, Son?" "I bought it." "With gambling money!" "Don't back up, Son." "Not when a man's coming at you." "I don't back up from any man unless he was my pa." "What would you do?" "Shoot him with that pistol?" "You've grown strong in the House of the Lord, yet your strength is the strength of the devil!" "I place your feet on a path of righteousness, yet you seek out the ways of sin." "With the help of the Lord, I may yet conquer the evil in you." "Pray for forgiveness, for mercy." "For understanding." "I'll pray for you." "WES:" "Jane Brown was an orphan:" "Her family had been lost in the war and she had come to live with us:" "We'd grown up together:" "Jane was about the prettiest girl in Texas:" "Wes." "Wesley, he beat you again." "Sometimes, it seems like he enjoys it, whipping and praying." "Seems like the time has to come when a man doesn't take another whipping, even from his own Pa." "Even from the preachingest Pa in Texas!" "I tell you, Jane, I'm going away." "I'm gonna get me some money so we can get our own land." "A place with green grass, real grass for horses, and water that runs..." "...runs all year round and a white painted house." "Yes, I know." "You don't believe me." "Wes, if you'd only be patient for a while." "Study your law books..." "Law books!" "There's no more law in Texas." "Only Yankee law!" "It won't always be that way." "I'm tired of waiting." "There's a million head of cattle in Texas, maybe more." "Mavericks running wild on the range, belonging to nobody because of the war." "A man just has to round up a few cattle and brand them and drive them to the railroad." "But there are thousands of men, older men with money and horses, that are working these mavericks." "All I need is $200 or $300 for an outfit and a good cow pony." "I can raise it." "I got a plan, Jane." "I'm going." "Will you come back for me, Wes?" "I love you, Jane, I love you." "Jane." "Pa's wanting his dinner." "Wes, I'm sorry he whipped you." "I could hear it in the house." "Your brother's going away, Joe." "It might be best that he does." "I guess it's the only thing you can do, Wes." "Pa just don't understand you." "PA:" "Jane!" "Joe!" "Come in the house." "You better go now." "Good luck, Wes." "You didn't answer my question, Wes." "I'll be back for you, Jane." "I'll be waiting." "PA:" "Jane!" "Goodbye, Wes." "Goodbye." "Goodbye." "(KNOCKING ON DOOR)" "(SHUSHING)" "Who is it?" "Wes Hardin." "Hello, Preacher's Boy." "Evening, Rosie." "Anyone see you come into town?" "Nobody." "Sure no Yankee soldiers saw you?" "They couldn't see a white barn if it was in front of them." "Well, if they knew we were open after dark, they'd throw a lock on the door." "Hello, Preacher's Boy." "Hi, Gus." "Out after dark in a place like this?" "If the Yankees don't get you, the devil will." "I reckon I can take good care of the Yankees, Gus, but the devil will be busy with you." "(WOMEN LAUGHING)" "Marv, I'm back again." "Yes?" "How much for the law books?" "Same as last time." "I don't want a loan, I want to sell them." "How about $10?" "That's a lot of law for $10." "The books are worth 50." "$10." "Give him $30." "(WOMEN LAUGHING IN BACKGROUND)" "Give you $20." "Make it $25, you piker." "You stay on your own side of the fence." "I'll give you $20." "Sold." "Make yourself a lawyer." "Now that you're in the law business, Marv, maybe you can start collecting some of these bad debts around here." "I sure will, as soon as I read up on it." "And what are you gonna do, Wes?" "Gonna get me a farm, buy me some stock, breed the best horses in Texas." "And you figure you can get it faster this way if you're lucky." "Maybe I'm lucky." "Who knows?" "Sit in." "What are you looking for?" "How to collect I.O.U.'s with interest." "You know what interest means?" "Yes and no." "It's..." "There are a lot of different kinds of interest, Marv." "Yeah?" "Yeah, you take me for instance." "Yeah, I got an interest." "I got an interest in somebody that's got an interest in somebody else, I think." "Ouch." "Now that you're a lawyer, how would you figure that one out?" "Well, I..." "Don't forget the kitty, boys." "I'll take one." "I'll buy two and check." "It'll cost you 50 to play." "I got three kings." "They're no good." "I got a flush." "You gave me four clubs going in and you just gave me this one." "Where'd you get that card?" "You gave it to me." "I gave you a heart!" "Why, you..." "Wes." "Look out." "Drop it, Marv!" "Put your hands up." "You all saw it." "He drew first." "Get out quick, Wes." "He's got three brothers." "They won't ask who drew first." "Put my money in my hat, Rosie." "Keep your hands up!" "Put it in my saddlebag." "First man out this door gets shot!" "Stay put till you hear me ride!" "Wes, look out!" "Take care of yourself, Rosie." "Take care of yourself, Preacher's Boy." "MAN 1:" "There he goes, down the road." "MAN 2:" "After him!" "MAN 3:" "He's getting away!" "(HORSES NEIGHING)" "LIEUTENANT:" "All right, line up!" "Come on, move." "Line up against the bar." "All of you." "I tell you it was murder." "Murder in the first degree." "Habeas corpus:" "That means he's real dead." "What's the name of the man who shot him?" "Name?" "Oh, my name is Marv." "Everybody calls me Marv." "I've been tending bar here for..." "Not your name." "The name of the man who did the shooting." "Hey, mister..." "I mean, Lieutenant." "I don't think he saw it." "He couldn't see that far." "You seem to see plenty around here." "You see it?" "No, no, but he did." "Did you see the shooting?" "I see nothing." "Ain't seen my wife in a week." "What time is it?" "Everybody's gone blind and dumb around here at the same time." "Who runs this riding academy?" "Who shot him?" "Wes Hardin, the preacher's boy." "LIEUTENANT:" "Who are you?" "Ben Hanley." "This is my brother." "Who are these two?" "We're all brothers." "Corporal, report to headquarters, on the double." "Tell them to alert all patrols for a Wes Hardin." "You, miss, you." "We'll need you as witnesses." "Mister, you ain't gonna need no witnesses 'cause there ain't gonna be no trial." "(COCK CROWING)" "Uncle John!" "It's Wes Hardin." "Well, hello, Wes." "Step down." "Come on in." "Maybe I shouldn't." "I'm in trouble." "Well, if you're in trouble, you've come to the right house." "Step down, come on in and tell me about it." "Put his horse in the barn, Gyp." "(CHUCKLES)" "Howdy, Aunt Em." "Morning, Wes." "Jim." "Joe." "Wes." "Sit down, Wes." "Have some breakfast." "What kind of trouble you in, Wes?" "I shot Gus Hanley." "Gus Hanley?" "You killed him?" "Holy smoke!" "You started up with that brood, you should have got them all!" "He'll get his chance at the rest of them as soon as they come a-running." "Especially Dirk." "He's cut five notches already." "Wes, what I say is..." "You don't say nothing till you're spoken to." "There's something else." "I think maybe I shot a couple of Yankees getting out of town." "Yankees!" "What are you trying to do, boy?" "Start the war all over again?" "JOE:" "The Yankees don't count." "But the Hanleys do." "Does your pa know about all this?" "I expect he's heard about it by now." "JOHN:" "Joe, go saddle a horse and go on over to Bonham and tell old Jehovah that Wes is with us." "John, that ain't a nice way to talk about your brother." "Half-brother!" "Pa don't have to know where I am." "I expect he don't care." "I cut loose from him before all this." "Joe, do as I say." "Keep off the roads." "There'll be patrols out looking for Wes." "Joe, when you see Jane, tell her not to worry." "Tell her I'll be back for her like I said." "You ain't going to Bonham, not for a long time, unless it's in a box." "When I'm ready I'm going back for Jane." "We got plans, Uncle John." "Don't matter about the Hanleys or the Yankees or Pa." "Well, let the Yankees look for you." "Let them all look 'cause we won't be here." "We'll be trailing a herd to Abilene, and you'll be with us." "So, you're ready to make a drive?" "We can be ready tomorrow morning." "Can't we, boys?" "We can be ready sooner than that if you say so, Pa." "Joe?" "Sure, Pa, we'll be ready." "Good." "Get back as soon as you can." "Hey, Wes, what about Gus?" "Did he draw first?" "You beat him, huh?" "Well, what do you think?" "He's here, ain't he?" "The fastest horse in Texas." "Yes, sir." "Howdy, Uncle John, Bart. Hi." "Well, if it ain't old Wes Hardin sitting out here big as life with half of Texas looking for him." "You're a real unpopular boy." "Got the three Hanley brothers looking for him in one direction, promising to shoot him on sight, got half the Yankee Army looking for him in the other direction, making the same promise." "Hey, Zeke." "That's a real good-Iooking pony you got." "Must have cost you plenty." "Nah, didn't cost me nothing." "That fool Yankee Major down at the fort, he confiscated this horse from a ranch up near Nacogdoches and all I done was confiscate him back." "You mean you stole him?" "Well, no, not exactly." "You see, the Major wanted to play a little poker with old Zeke, so I obliged him." "He got more cards off the bottom than he did off the top and I got Rondo, I said I got Rondo." "(ALL LAUGHING)" "Hello, Zeke." "Oh, howdy, Joe." "Got the road brand on the last of them, Pa." "We're ready to go whenever you are." "Well, let's stop talking." "Take them to Abilene, boys." "Run them along, Gyp." "Jim, send one of the boys back for the wagon." "That pony of Zeke's got a good rein." "Quick as a cat." "Well, here comes old Chick Noonan." "Wonder what he wants." "JOHN:" "Probably looking for a place to bury his money." "Hi, John." "Hi, Wes." "What are you doing on the trail?" "Trying to pick up a little stray business?" "I pick up business anyplace I can find it." "Business was good in Abilene." "I had a special embalming and burying job on The Durango Kid." "And if I do say so myself, when he was laid out, his own wife didn't even know him." "She thought he was a stranger asleep in the parlor." "(CHICK LAUGHS)" "Been any recent deaths in Bonham?" "No, not that I know of." "Not to change the subject, John, did you ever buy that new black suit you said you was going to?" "No." "Why?" "You never can tell." "They come in handy sometimes." "(CHICK CONTINUES LAUGHING)" "Yes, sir, Rosie, I've buried them in Abilene and I've buried them in Santa Fe and I've buried them in old Mexico, but I always like to get back to Bonham to take care of my friends." "Sorry I missed planting Gus Hanley." "And to think, Rosie, only three days ago," "I was as close to Wes Hardin as I am to you right now." "Chick, you're getting too sentimental." "Now..." "Where did you see Wes Hardin?" "Why, four or five days ago, out on the trail to Abilene." "He's with the Clements' outfit." "Poor Wes Hardin." "I wonder if he's got a black suit." "Then what do you do?" "Well, then I give him a real nice hand." "And then what?" "Well, then I give myself a little bit better hand." "Yes, that's how come I'm riding Rondo." "What do you do, son?" "I'll open for $200." "Two hundred!" "Why, there ain't that much money in the whole State of Texas." "Yes, there is, Zeke." "Right in my saddle bag." "I'll get it." "No, no, no need." "I only got me but $20." "You got Rondo." "You've got yourself a bet, son." "How many cards you want?" "Two." "Well, I guess I'll only need one." "(CHUCKLES)" "Well, looks like a showdown, Wes." "What you got?" "Four aces!" "What..." "I never gave you no aces." "Yes, you did, Zeke." "You gave me two on the deal." "I give you a pair of... (ALL LAUGHING)" "Looks like you've lost yourself a horse." "Well, I'll be a full brother to a ringtail baboon!" "I'm through playing cards." "My luck's against me." "Your luck's all right, Zeke." "You just need to practice up a little." "Well, I just need a new deck!" "(ALL LAUGHING)" "Clements' outfit hit town yet?" "Not yet." "I hear they're due here this afternoon." "Clements boys hang out in here?" "Well, we're just about official headquarters for all the Texas outfits." "Of course, this hour in the morning, it's kind of quiet." "What'll it be?" "We'll be back." "BARTENDER:" "Hey, Charlie." "Run over to Marshall Hickok's office." "Tell him Dirk Hanley and his brothers are in town." "You tell him yourself." "I ain't messing with Dirk Hanley or any of his kin." "First thing we get into Abilene, I'm gonna get me a nice cold beer." "Scoops of them." "Corn liquor for a chaser." "Then I'm gonna get me one of them nice, great, big 25-cent steaks." "Then I'm gonna jump into a nice, hot tub and wallow around like an old sow in the mud hole." "Yeah, well, the first thing I'm gonna do is call on Madam Lucy, the French dressmaker, and buy Jane the fanciest wedding dress ever been seen in Texas." "Long white veil and big plumes." "Well, if your poker luck holds out, you can buy a half-interest in the bank." "I don't want any bank." "All I want is enough money to buy that horse farm for me and Jane." "(WHISTLING)" "Zeke." "Yeah." "Hmm?" "Oh." "Thought you and Wes was coming over to the bath house." "I tried to get him over there, John, but he just couldn't wait to get into a poker game." "You been here ever since?" "No, no." "We went over to that dressmaker's and he ordered a fancy wedding dress." "All satin and lace." "Cost almost $300." "Why'd you let him come back here?" "Well, I couldn't stop him." ""Oh, just a couple of hands," he says." "Yeah." "He's almost lost all of his money right now." "He ain't got enough left to pay for that dress." "Look, if he gambles away Rondo, I... (SINGING) I'll tell you all about our Nelly" "Nelly, the flower of womankind" "Which one of you is Wes Hardin?" "(MUSIC STOPS)" "Who wants to know?" "Got word for him from Dirk Hanley." "Well, you can tell him we got word for him." "If the Hanleys have come to Abilene looking for trouble with Wes, they're gonna get it." "JOHN:" "Take it easy, Son." "Wes is big enough to take care of his own quarrels." "I'm Wes Hardin." "Dirk Hanley says you murdered his brother, Gus." "Says he's gonna kill you." "Says he's waiting outside the Beaux Belles Saloon." "Well, what will I tell him?" "I got no quarrel with Dirk Hanley." "Tell him I'm not coming." "But tell him I'll be waiting outside if he wants to come and see me." "If loudmouth over there is finished with his private conversation, maybe I can get on with my song." "I'm all through, ma'am." "It was real polite of you to wait." "I was running into bad luck anyway." "(ALL LAUGHING)" "Uncle John, did you get good money for the herd?" "I'm going to need some to pay for Jane's dress." "This is no time to be thinking about any dress." "What are you gonna do?" "Like I said." "Listen, Wes, when he comes to you, stand still, wait him out." "He'll stop before he draws." "You see him?" "I seen him." "He says for you to come to him." "He'll be waiting for you." "That's what I figured he'd say." "All right." "You know what to do." "(WIND HOWLING)" "(DOOR BANGING)" "Going somewhere, Ben?" "Hold it!" "How much money do I have coming, Uncle John?" "Just about enough to pay for Jane's wedding dress." "Lend me $10, will you?" "I feel lucky again." "Told you I was feeling lucky." "You're way ahead now." "Why not let it go at that?" "I haven't started yet." "MAN:" "Hardin, you're under arrest!" "Hand over your gun!" "Who are you?" "The name is Hickok, so hand over your gun." "There's two other Hanleys in Abilene, Marshall, so I'll be needing my gun." "I was planning to offer you safe escort out of town." "Thanks just the same." "You're a brave boy, Hardin." "I wouldn't like to have to kill you." "You can have one hour to get out of town on your own." "By that clock." "Gunned down Dirk Hanley and backed up Wild Bill all in the same five minutes!" "I wouldn't be surprised, Wes Hardin, if you lived to see 21." "Well, let's get out of here." "Not me." "You're pushing your luck, Wes." "No, I'm not." "I'm not going till I get Jane's wedding dress." "When will that dress be ready?" "Well, tomorrow morning, they said." "Gyp, you and Joe go over there with Zeke and tell them that dress has to be ready in one hour." "Well, John, we can't..." "Go on!" "I want a wedding dress back here before 6:00!" "Come on, fellers, come on." "Jim, how about buying your dad a drink?" "I need one." "TRIXIE: (SINGING) Ere morn's gushing light" "Tips the hue with its ray" "(IN ITALIAN ACCENT) Please, Mr. Texas, you got to get out of my place." "Wild Bill, he will be back soon, huh?" "You go someplace." "Go home." "It's getting late." "Go home and sleep, huh?" "You tired?" "Forget it." "Have the girl sing it again." "Give her this." "(EXCLAIMING IN ITALIAN)" "(ALL APPLAUDING)" "Hey, Trixie!" "That big boy from Texas, he wants you to sing it again." "Again?" "What's the matter?" "Is he hard of hearing?" "Here, he's paying you for it." "I'll sing as long as these keep rolling in." "Play, play, play." "Sing loud." "Sing loud." "(MUSICIANS PLAYING)" "(SINGING) Open-eyed laddies love listening to me" "In the voyage of life" "Come on." "Wes, here it is!" "Here's the dress." "Now, lookit." "Now, let's go." "Happy?" "How do I know it's gonna fit her?" "What do you want me to do?" "Put it on?" "Let's get somebody, Joe..." "Sylvester." "What's the matter?" "What's the matter?" "Let one of the girls try this on." "Put on the dress?" "Look at the time." "We want to get him out of here." "He wants to see how it looks." "Oh, si, si:" "Emma, come here, come here." "Emma." "Come here." "Lola, Lola, come here!" "Come here." "Josephine, come over here!" "Hold it up there." "Hold it up." "Wes, lookit." "You like this 'cause this is a nice girl, huh?" "You like that?" "Nope." "Her eyes are too black." "Too black!" "Lola!" "Try it on to Lola." "Lola." "She's a nice girl, too, huh?" "Eh?" "Eh?" "No, she don't look like a bride." "Who then?" "Me?" "Me?" "JOHN:" "Wes, look at this." "Perfect!" "Perfect!" "That's nice, huh?" "Let's see your feet." "Feet." "No, too big." "(ALL EXCLAIMING)" "Look at the time," "(GUN FIRES)" "I figure it'll take just about one minute to fix that clock." "Marshall, in one minute I'm gonna be as far away from here as I can." "Pick up my money, Uncle John." "JANE: (WHISPERING) Wes." "Oh, Wes, you shouldn't be here." "I told you I'd be back." "Your father will hear us." "Never mind." "I've come back to marry you." "Look, Jane, we've got enough money to buy that farm, just like I promised you." "Lots of pasture and trees." "Wait till you see what I've brought you from Abilene." "Look, Jane." "Oh, a wedding dress." "Try it on." "No!" "It's bad luck." "I want you to now." "It's so beautiful." "But where did you get all that money, Wes?" "I didn't steal it." "I didn't mean that." "I'm lucky, Jane, luckier than a man has a right to be." "You mean like when you killed Dirk Hanley?" "I heard." "The Hanleys came looking for me." "Oh, come on, Jane, let's get out of here and never come back." "I got a bad feeling about this place." "But we can't go now, Wes." "Why not?" "Because I promised your pa he'd be the one to marry us." "What'd you do that for?" "Shh." "Wes, be quiet." "Wes!" "Wait!" "I've got other plans." "I'm gonna go talk to him." "Wes." "Wait, Wes." "He gave me a home." "He has a right." "I know." "But I just have a feeling it's gonna be a funeral service" "Pa says over me, not a wedding service." "If you go to an early grave, John Wesley, it won't be my doing, it'll be God's will." "Then I guess it's God's will I'm still here." "He's had plenty of chances." "Jane, get into some decent clothes." "I'm not marrying you to Jane until you're free of the law." "If I turn myself in, they'll hang me." "Is that what you want?" "Hear me out." "The Yankees are leaving, more every day." "The curfew has been lifted." "The only charge that will be brought is the murder of Gus Hanley." "It wasn't murder." "He drew first!" "Then you'll get off, if you have a fair trial." "I'm going to send for Judge Ames, the best lawyer in the county." "What if you're wrong?" "What if I don't get a fair trial?" "If I'm wrong, I'll take up the gun and get you free." "I believe you would." "We're going to need the finest legal advice that money can buy." "Now, I plan to bring Foster and Pratt down from Dallas." "Of course, my boy, that's gonna cost a good deal of money." "More money than you have, I'm afraid." "How much, Judge?" "How much you got?" "I got $1,200." "Well, you're at least $700 or maybe $800 shy." "I'm very sorry, my boy, but the scales of justice hang in a very delicate balance." "There's nothing like money to tilt it our way." "Now, you be at Sheriff Webb's office Monday morning." "We'll be waiting there for you." "Good day." "There goes our farm, Jane." "And he's not even sure he can get me a fair trial." "You got to raise more money, Wes, to make sure." "You got any ideas?" "I got one." "I don't know if it's any good." "That horse of yours, you said he was fast?" "They're holding some races over in Collin County this week." "I was thinking they wouldn't know about Rondo." "If you're lucky..." "I don't think you should go, Wes." "There'll be drinking, painted women, gambling." "And there'll be trouble." "Wes." "Please don't go." "I'm not looking for any trouble, Jane." "The way you wear that gun, you won't have to look for it." "You'd be safer here." "All right, I'll go without my gun." "I'll ask Uncle John and the boys to come along." "There won't be any trouble." "I'm sorry to keep picking on you." "I know you've had to give up all your money, all your plans, because of me." "We need that money, Jane." "And when I get back, Sunday, I want you to be wearing that wedding dress." "MAN 1:" "All right, folks, the third race is a sweepstake, winner takes all." "All right, boys, let's get them up to the starting line." "Come on, come on, let's get them up there." "All right, line those horses up here, boys." "Get in line, a straight line." "MAN 2:" "Yes, sir." "Turn them around, get in a straight line." "We're not gonna start this race until all of them are in a straight line." "Get those horses in a line." "I won't start this race till the horses..." "Clem, get back!" "Get set, go!" "(CROWD CHEERING)" "(CHEERING)" "Come on, Wes!" "Wes!" "Wes!" "(LAUGHING)" "Judge, how much is in the pot for the winner?" "How much, Charlie?" "Let's see." "That's $385." "Aw, and to think I had to lose that horse in a crooked deal." "Don't forget, folks, all bets will be paid off at Jack Martin's saloon after the last race." "Hey, you!" "I'll bet you $500 against the $385 you can't outrun my buckskin." "You got yourself a bet." "So have you." "Gyp, cool him out." "Hey, Wes, $385 is a lot of money." "You better be..." "Put up your money, mister." "Easy come, easy go." "Wes, have a drink on the hearse?" "Thanks, Chick." "Hey, Wes." "Well, Rosie." "You come up here by yourself?" "No." "No, quite a few of us came up from Bonham today." "Oh, yeah?" "Including Ike Hanley and Sheriff Webb." "That's why Chick Noonan brought along his hearse." "Aw, Sheriff Webb's got no cause to make trouble." "But Ike Hanley has, and you're walking around without a gun." "Ah, you're wrong, Rosie." "I'm going back to Bonham and give myself up, after I get married to Jane on Sunday." "Yes, you're gonna buy a farm and settle down and raise horses, huh?" "That's right, but there'll always be a place at the table for you." "You'll make a fine farmer." "And you'll make Jane very happy, wondering every day when you're gonna get killed." "Don't worry about it." "I don't know why I should care about you." "Why do you?" "Maybe it's because you and me are both the same kind." "Living high on the hog today because we don't believe tomorrow's gonna come." "All right, Preacher's Boy, have it your way." "Goodbye, Rosie." "Wes." "Yeah?" "Take care of yourself." "I aim to, Rosie." "Who's that peacock?" "That's Rosie McCoy, a friend of mine." "Where's she from?" "Bonham." "She works for the Hanleys." "You say she's a friend of yours?" "The best friend I have, excepting you." "Hey, what's going on there, mister?" "Just shedding a little weight." "Well, then, I guess we'll shed a little weight, too." "Take her off, Gyp." "Hey, mister, if you're gonna ride bareback, you better put some glue on the seat of your britches." "I'll be all right." "You better get some for him." "He can ride frontward, backward, sideways, standing up and without a bridle." "What's going on here?" "This feller fancies himself a rider." "Yeah, wants to ride without a saddle." "Oh." "It's all right by me." "Fancy feller, huh?" "Yeah." "Okay." "Yeah." "Here." "Here's a hundred and a quarter." "How much money you got?" "Hundred and a quarter." "On Rondo." "MAN 1:" "All right, boys, let's get them up to the starting line." "Get them even, boys." "I want them even." "Steady, get set, go!" "(CROWD CHEERING)" "Come on." "Come on, Wes." "Come on, Wes!" "Come on, Wes!" "Come on, Wes!" "Come on, Wes." "Come on, Wes." "(CHEERING)" "(CROWD CHEERS)" "(CHUCKLING) $885." "We'll take our money now, judge!" "You'll take your money at Jack Martin's saloon like everybody else at the end of racing." "Well, well." "We'll get it, anyway." "I tell you I can't go through with it, Ike." "I've known that boy all his life." "What you mean is you're scared." "Why not?" "He's the fastest draw in Texas." "But he ain't looking for trouble from you." "Now just handle it the way I told you." "Yeah." "Suppose he doesn't try to resist arrest?" "Here's $500 that says he does." "Come here." "Take a look." "He ain't even wearing a gun." "Won't be a minute, boys." "Be right out." "(PIANO PLAYING)" "Where do we get paid off?" "MAN:" "Over here." "Over here." "Let me see your tabs." "MAN:" "Want to count it?" "Count it, Uncle John." "JOHN:" "She's all there." "Got your money, Wes?" "I've got it, Sheriff." "Then start walking." "You're under arrest for killing Gus Hanley." "You're a bit out of your territory, ain't you, Charlie?" "It's legal." "I'm making a lawful arrest." "John, you keep out of this." "Keep your hands where I can see them." "There's no sense in your arresting me today, Charlie." "You must've talked to Judge Ames." "Ike knows about it." "Never mind the talk." "I'm not looking for any trouble here, Charlie." "Jane and me are getting married tomorrow." "I'm not turning myself in till Monday, like I agreed." "And I'm keeping my word." "Come on, Uncle John." "You're resisting arrest." "(WOMAN SCREAMS)" "Whoa." "Let's get out of here." "We been here long enough!" "Where do you think you're going?" "I'm going back to Bonham, like I said." "That's the first place they'll look for you." "I'm going home to get Jane." "Aw, Wes, why don't you stop talking like a fool?" "You ain't going back to get nobody." "You're heading right for the Rio Grande, right now." "Ain't that so, John?" "Well, if he says he's going back for Jane, he's going back." "And I'm going with him to see that he gets there." "It's only a short piece, Uncle John." "I can make it myself." "Boys, go on back to the ranch." "And if a posse comes along, keep them talking as long as you can and then send them on the wrong road." "You understand?" "Wes, you're hurt!" "I'm all right." "What happened?" "Charlie Webb tried to shoot me down." "Ike Hanley put him up to it." "I told him I'd turn myself in after the wedding like I promised, but he wouldn't listen." "So you killed him?" "Yes, I killed him and Ike Hanley, too." "You're a plague on the earth, John Wesley." "Sure, lots of people think that." "There's a whole posse of them after me right now." "But don't start praying for my eternal soul, not yet." "I'm getting out of here, clear out of Texas," "Jane and me." "We'll get that farm, Jane, just like I promised you." "Then we'II..." "Sure, I know, the place with the white painted fence, the green grass and the water all year round." "I don't believe that anymore, Wes." "I don't think you believe it." "No." "You'll never have that place." "Not now." "You'll never have more than six feet of ground." "Jane, listen." "Because you'll never stop killing." "I never killed a man except in self-defense." "Why did you kill Gus Hanley?" "I told you!" "He tried to kill me first!" "And Dirk Hanley?" "He came looking for me." "Jane, we haven't got time." "Uncle John's waiting on the other side of the crick." "What are you trying to prove?" "That you're above the laws of man and God?" "Not God, not his laws." "Your laws, your whip." "But you never made me crawl." "I was never afraid of you or any man." "No, you're not afraid of anyone so long as you have a gun, so long as you can kill!" "You talk like him." "If you'd come away with me when I wanted, if he hadn't interfered, there wouldn't have been any more killing." "There'll always be more, Wes, because you'll always have to prove you're not afraid." "You'll always have to kill to prove it." "Ah, you're talking crazy." "How do you feel when you kill?" "Do you feel bad or do you feel good?" "Do you feel good, Wes?" "Tell me." "Tell me!" "I stayed too long." "JENKINS:" "Wes Hardin." "Don't open that door." "What would you do?" "Shoot me down, too?" "Who is it?" "Bud Jenkins." "I'm the Marshall." "Sheriff Webb's been killed." "We've got a posse around the place." "We want Wes Hardin to come out or we're coming in after him." "Get away from the door." "Don't, Wes." "Don't." "Put up your hands, Hardin, and come toward us." "I'm staying right here." "I killed Ike Hanley and Charlie Webb in self-defense and you all know it." "You killed an officer of the law during the performance of his duty." "You killed him while resisting arrest." "What are you gonna do, Wes?" "If they catch me, they'll string me up without a prayer." "I'll try to make the crick." "I'll cover for you." "Go on upstairs, Joe." "I'll try and make it through the back door." "Pa!" "Pa!" "(HOOTING)" "(HOOTING)" "(HOOTING)" "I heard the shots, Wes." "Sure looks like you stopped some of them." "Let's get over here." "If I tied you on the saddle, you'd bleed to death before we went a mile." "Over here." "That's it." "(GRUNTS)" "Get down there." "There." "Here's his horse." "I'll be right back as soon as I can, Wes." "You'll be all right, boy." "Tell Jane I'm all right." "He's not around here." "He must've taken to the hills." "(GROANS)" "Hang on, Wes, this is gonna bite." "Where are we?" "We're in the Territory heading for Kansas." "No." "No, we're going to Bonham." "I told Jane I was coming back for her." "You can't go back to Bonham, Wes." "I told you I was going back to get her." "No, Wes, no." "There's no need for you to go back." "Jane's dead." "They killed her." "They couldn't get me so they killed her." "Yeah, and if you go back, they'll get you." "(THUNDER ROLLING)" "Morning, gentlemen." "Good morning, Captain." "Sorry to keep you waiting." "Captain, our readers want to know how, in actual practice, the Rangers can succeed in enforcing the law where the present sheriffs and marshals fail." "Well, in a practical sense, the importance of a police agency like the Rangers can best be illustrated by this man Wes Hardin." "This notorious killer has escaped apprehension for six years simply by hopping from county to county." "But with the Rangers, they can pursue him anywhere on a statewide basis and, with a little help from the Governor's Office, can go beyond the boundaries of Texas and bring this man to justice." "Yes, Duncan?" "Gentlemen, you can tell your readers we'll bring in Wes Hardin." "(CHUCKLES) Sure, Captain, but when?" "When?" "They'll read about it in the papers." "Rosie?" "Rosie." "What is it?" "Where's my boot?" "I can't find my boot." "Here it is." "Maybe you better hang it on your watch chain." "Yeah." "Guess I'll have to." "Going out to look for a card game?" "Mmm-hmm." "Saloon on the corner seems lively enough." "Where's my money?" "Pretty thin bankroll." "Yeah." "Well, it won't always be like this, honey." "Running all the time, living with riffraff." "Rich in the morning, poor at night." "Someday were gonna have that farm." "Sure, Wes, the farm." "With green grass and white painted house and water that runs all year round." "You wouldn't take that farm if somebody put it in your lap tied up in ribbons." "Why wouldn't I?" "How many times have you had enough to buy a farm twice over?" "We had $3,000 in Waco." "And there was a time in Houston when you were 8,000 ahead." "But did you ever even look at a farm, Wes?" "What are you trying to say?" "I'm trying to say I don't like your fancy dream." "You hang on to it because it makes you feel better than the gamblers, the riffraff." "Maybe even better than me." "And I don't want you to feel better than me, Wes, 'cause I love you the way you are, the way you really are." "One of these days, I'm gonna surprise you, Rosie." "I'm gonna win me a wagonload of money." "Then we'll settle down." "Might even do it tonight." "Feeling lucky." "Good." "You might win enough to pay for dinner." "And if I don't?" "We'll eat anyway." "Grandma, what would I do without you?" "(SCREAMS)" "Oh!" "Why, you pig." "I'll be back for supper." "When did Mr. Swain check in?" "Last night." "Thank you." "Who was the nosy Parker?" "From the sound of him, I'd say he came from Texas." "What did he want to know?" "All about you and your brother." "He's probably a business friend of my brother's." "Then your brother must be doing business with the Texas Rangers." "I saw a star under his coat." "Raise 200." "I'll call." "Wes." "Oh, Wes, a man just stole my diamond ring." "He's still at the hotel." "Hurry, before he gets away." "Sorry, gentlemen." "I hate to leave in the middle of a game, especially when I'm ahead." "Oh, wait a minute, I've got three kings." "I'm sorry, three aces." "Wes, Wes, never mind the money." "My ring." "My ring." "I'll be back, gentlemen." "What is it?" "Wes, the Rangers, they're here!" "What would the Rangers be doing in Kansas?" "I don't know, but there's one of them at the hotel looking for you." "Get out of here, Rosie." "There's gonna be some shooting." "No, Wes, no." "Go back to the hotel." "What is it, Rosie?" "All the time we've been here and you won't even bother to unpack." "Or hang up the curtains." "Complaining about your housekeeper again?" "Yes." "Listen, Wes, I was born on a farm." "My father marched away from a farm, tall and brave in a fine new uniform." "I never saw him again." "My mother died on a farm, giving birth to his son." "I saw plenty of farms after that, too." "People sweating and digging their lives away." "I saw them slaving so they could save up a few pennies for that rainy day." "It never rains, Wes, it pours." "It doesn't have to be that way." "Well, that's how it is." "If the weather doesn't get you, the grasshoppers do, the taxes or the mortgage." "Or the State of Alabama starts a war with the State of Georgia, and you get killed by some fool bullet meant for a general." "So you never hope and you never plan because someday you might get hurt?" "If that's the way you want to say it." "Well, I know a card game, too." "I know that if you want to win, you've got to take a chance." "You gotta add something to the pot." "Yeah, but you can't win, Wes, if you're holding my kind of cards." "How do you mean?" "I mean you, Wes." "Now you have to sweat from sunup to sundown every day for a year to earn $1,000, if you're lucky." "You used to be the kind of man who would sit in a card game and win that much money in one night." "Haven't you been thinking about that, Wes?" "Sure, I've thought all about that, but this farm is what I want." "Yeah, yeah, you want it now." "It's new, it's a toy." "And when you get tired of it, you're gonna wander into town, pick up a hand, and have to shoot your way out of town again." "A man can change, can't he?" "Prove it to me, Wes." "Prove it." "Because you got no right to ask me to change until you can prove it." "Rosie!" "Rosie!" "Come here, quick." "What is it?" "Wes." "What is it?" "(GASPS)" "Come in, Parson." "Come in." "Come in." "PARSON:" "Is this the bride?" "WES:" "It sure is." "My, what a pretty dress." "And such a lovely bride!" ""Dearly beloved, we are gathered together here in the sight of God..."" "No trace of Hardin since you let him get away from you in Kansas City?" "No, sir, and I don't think he's in Texas." "Why?" "Well, these recent killings don't fit his pattern." "He's never been a thief or a bandit or a bully." "I think the local officers just charge every unsolved shooting to Hardin." "He's a killer all right, but he's brave and..." "John Wesley Hardin has made the name of Texas stink in the nostrils of justice, and I want him brought in here no matter where he is." "Yes, sir." "His brother and uncle still live up near Bonham, don't they?" "Yes, sir." "Well, he's bound to get in touch with them or drop in on them sooner or later." "Yes, sir." "We have a man staked out, checking every move and watching the mail." "I'd like to take a run down there myself, sir." "Good." "Don't get too fond of him, Duncan." "If you want to sing his praises, we'll give you a chance to recite a eulogy over his grave after we hang him." "Yes, sir." "That's all." "Yes, sir." "We'll bring him in, sir." "All right, bring him in alive, if you can." "(CHICKENS CLUCKING)" "Hi, honey." "I'm hungrier than a bear." "Well, you ought to be." "Your food's been waiting an hour." "Now it's all cold." "Well, I'm sorry." "The buckskin mare's been having a little trouble." "And your corn pudding's all burned." "I always promised myself I'd never try to tie you down, tell you when to come and when to go." "I act like a nagging old wife!" "Well, now, what's the matter?" "The corn pudding's not that important." "The mare's about to have her foal." "Well, horses aren't the only thing born on a farm, Wes Hardin." "Rosie!" "You mean you?" "Us?" "If it'd been a mare, you'd have known weeks ago." "Wes!" "Wes!" "Wes!" "Wes." ""...and we expect the baby around the end of October." ""I am sure it will be a boy and I'm going to name him after you."" "Women." "Since when is the Good Lord letting on whether it's boys or girls coming into this world?" ""We have a real fine farm here" ""and we both wish that you and Joe could come for a visit sometime soon."" "Maybe we could, Pa." "Maybe next winter after the boy is born." "I'll be back day after tomorrow, Rosie." "Will you be all right?" "Sure, Wes." "Oh, Wes..." "Aw, there won't be any trouble, Rosie." "I've been to horse auctions before." "No." "No, no, it's not that, Wes." "It's something I've been wanting to say to you for a long time." "You remember when I was being stubborn, when I said I didn't think you could ever change any?" "Yeah?" "Well, I was wrong." "I know what's happened to me." "Nothing's gonna change me back to the way I was, Wes, nothing." "I guess all a person needs is half a chance." "I feel safe here, Wes, and settled." "And I don't care if I never see to the other side of the next mountain because this is where I want to be, with you." "Sure, honey." "I always heard women get nervous and fidgety around this time." "They get their heads full of queer ideas." "Well, you go right on talking." "Wes, hurry home." "(TRAIN WHISTLE BLOWING)" "Oh, Dan?" "Will you do me a favor and take him over to the livery stable." "Tell them I'll be back in a couple of days." "Mr. Swain, I'll do that." "That's him." "Round-trip ticket to Pensacola, please." "Pensacola?" "Where's Dick Taylor today?" "He took the day off for himself." "I'm filling in for him, Wes." "Put your hands up, Hardin." "You're under arrest." "You're making a mistake, mister." "My name's Swain." "Who are you?" "A Texas Ranger and I said put your hands up!" "MAN:" "Don't shoot!" "I want him alive." "Get his gun?" "He hasn't got one." "All right, take him along." "John Wesley Hardin, the jury having found you guilty of the murder of Sheriff Charles Webb, it now becomes my duty to pronounce sentence." "Frankly, there's no doubt in my mind as to what punishment you deserve, but this court, jealously guarding the traditions of American justice, refuses to sentence you in accordance with the demands of popular opinion." "And, again, we refuse to sentence you for other crimes which you are alleged to have committed, but for which you have not been tried." "In the matter of the murder of Sheriff Webb, the prosecution has failed to bring forth any witnesses who saw the actual commission of this particular crime." "Some of the alleged witnesses are dead." "Others have failed to come forward." "Therefore, it is the sentence of this court, that you be confined at hard labor for a period of 25 years in the State Prison at Huntsville." "WOMAN:" "Twenty-five years in the State Prison!" "(PEOPLE MURMURING)" "(JUDGE BANGING GAVEL)" "Has the prisoner anything to say?" "Yes, I have, Your Honor." "If you and the jury weren't afraid of public opinion," "I never would have been convicted because I shot Charlie Webb in self-defense and you all know it." "Maybe I did wrong, maybe I deserve to be punished," "but I'm not a murderer." "I never killed a man who didn't try to kill me first." "Take him away." "Keep the place, Rosie, no matter what." "I will, Wes." "I promise." "The little fellow, Rosie, tell him." "Tell him I never..." "I will, Wes." "I will." "Wes." "Wes." "Wes." "Wes." "Wes." "Wes!" "Wes!" "Wes!" "WES:" "Twenty-five years!" "Time enough for a child to grow up, time enough for a man to think, time enough to die:" "Today, on the 20th of March, 1894, in the 16th year of my imprisonment," "I have received a full pardon from Governor J:" "S:" "Hogg:" "I append the document as an appropriate note on which to end this narrative:" "WOMAN:" "Henry Johnson." "I've warmed your dinner for the last time tonight." "What's keeping you?" "I was reading a story, Amy, a true story." "What kind of a story is it?" "I don't know yet, Amy, because I don't rightly know how this story is going to end." "Wes!" "Wes!" "(SOBBING)" "Wes!" "Why didn't you tell us you were coming?" "I wanted to come home this way, Rosie." "Kind of like I was just coming back from that horse auction at Pensacola, a long time ago." "The place looks fine, Rosie." "You're looking so pretty." "Prettier than I remembered." "Dreamt of you, Rosie, every night and every day for all these years." "I dreamed of you for so hard that" "I couldn't rightly remember what you looked like anymore." "I nearly went crazy trying to draw a picture of you in my mind." "I know, Wes." "I know." "A woman dreams, too." "We tried to keep the place together, Wes." "We got some good horses." "We whitewashed the stables every spring and we tried to get the house painted." "Is that him?" "Yes." "What sort of a boy is he, Rosie?" "John's almost a man now." "He's worked like one since he was 12." "He's been waiting a long time for this day." "We both have." "Hello, Son." "You must be..." "Yep." "Your ma said you were grown-up, but I didn't expect to see a man." "Ma says if I keep on growing, I'll be as tall as you." "You're strong, too." "You've worked hard, haven't you, Son?" "I don't mind working." "Well, now that there's two of us, maybe you'll have time for some fun once in a while." "Nice pony." "Is he yours?" "I guess he's rightly yours, now." "Well, you worked the place, Son." "I figure everything here belongs as much to you as to..." "You ought to remember this, Pa." "It's yours." "Sometimes people come out here asking to see it." "I keep it loaded, too." "Is this how you used to do it, Pa?" "How come you never put any notches on your gun?" "John, did you see your father?" "Where are you going?" "Wes." "What is it?" "What's wrong?" "What did you say to him?" "I hit him, Rosie." "I hit him." "Why?" "Why?" "That gun!" "He put it on and it was me, 20 years ago." "Thinking I could lick the world with a gun!" "I went crazy and I hit him." "It'll be all right, Wes." "You'll explain it to him." "It'll be all right." "I don't think it will, Rosie." "He'll be out looking for trouble." "Don't say that." "He's a good boy." "He'll be out looking for trouble!" "What do you mean?" "It's happened before." "It's happened to me." "I remember." "My pa and me!" "I'm going after him." "I'm gonna bring him home." "Hello, John." "What can I do for you?" "Whisky." "I didn't know you'd started drinking." "You seen your Pa?" "The boys said they seen him coming through town a little while ago." "Look, I came in here for a drink, not to answer a lot of dumb questions." "All right, all right." "Whisky." "What makes you so tough today, Hardin?" "'Cause your old man is home?" "Figures the old man will back him up." "Why don't you shut up!" "Think you're man enough?" "Why don't you make me shut up?" "Maybe he'll show us his pa's famous trick of carrying a gun under his vest so he can shoot a man in the back when he ain't looking." "You better go on home, son." "No sense in starting anything with him." "You know..." "You know, if I was Wes Hardin, and came home from the pen after 16 years, first thing I'd do is un-limber my six-gun and start banging away at the nearest target." "(LAUGHS)" "Especially if I was coming home to a swell-Iooking woman like Mrs. Hardin." "Easy, Son, easy." "You stay out of this." "It's my fight." "There's not gonna be any fight." "Here's his gun." "Keep it." "All right, the boy's not armed now, and neither am I, so see that you don't shoot off anything but your mouth." "I'll take care of you another time with a horse-whip." "Come on." "I ain't afraid of you, Hardin, even if you have got a gun under your coat, so draw and fire." "What did I tell you?" "Didn't you see him reach?" "Give me my gun!" "No." "Don't give it to him." "Somebody get Doc Barker." "I thought you said he had a gun." "He reached, I tell you." "You all saw it." "He was wearing a gun under arm when he killed Webb." "Don't try anything." "(ALL YELLING)" "I'll get him for this." "No, you're not gonna live the way I lived and end up like this on a dirty floor." "It'd be my fault, Son." "Don't you understand?" "Leave it alone." "He'll get his, but you leave it alone." "Swear it to me." "I swear it, Pa." "I swear it." "Keep him quiet for a couple of weeks, Mrs. Hardin, and he'll be all right." "I'll come out and have another look at him this evening." "Thank you, Doctor." "Now, John, you drive real slow." "Sure, Ma." "Remember the last time we rode in a wagon, Rosie?" "A long time ago." "Yeah, but this time is different, Wes." "This time we know where we're going." "John?" "Yes, Pa?" "Let's go home."

"Get the straitjacket." "We're not going to hurt you!" "She arrived two days ago." "She seemed so quiet." "She tore off her breast and ate it." "I read her file, she was found in the Amazon forest." "Let's try to calm her down." "We'll administer electro-shock therapy in the morning." "Let me through." "Nothing happened." "Emanuelle, what are you doing?" "Are you crazy?" "Do you want them to find you?" "You've no idea of the scandal it would cause... if they find out you're a journalist." "I don't know if you realise." "Fortunately, you'll leave tomorrow, and this problem will be resolved." "Tell your boss the price goes up next time because it's too risky." "Don't forget." "Don't be afraid." "I'm not going to hurt you." "What's your name?" "She ate one of her breasts." "A case of cannibalism." "It really is unbelievable." "It might be the scoop of the century." "What happened to the nurse?" "She'll pull through, although I don't have much sympathy for her." "It seems she asked for it." "She was famous for her homosexual tendencies." "She's the one who started abusing her." "Those two weeks in there were tremendous." "You can't imagine what happens in an asylum." "By the way, our accomplice said he'll increase the price next time." "But don't count on me next time." "We got lucky, from an investigation into an asylum and we end up with this." "Look at the strange symbol above her pubis." "Yes, it's a tattoo." "It looks like an Aztec symbol." "Or something like that." "Let's take it to Nelson." "I'm sure he knows exactly what it is." "Comparing it to these photos from our archive it looks like the same symbol." "It's the symbol of the Tupinamba." "They were an ancient tribe dedicated to cannibalism." "They're completely extinct now." "I'm going back to the archive." "Call me if you want to know how many hairs Julius Caesar had on his butt!" "You heard Nelson." "Just think, the headline will be exceptional." ""White girl raised by a tribe in the Amazon"" "Say a tribe of cannibals." "The girl ate the nurse's breast." "'The last cannibals', it will be an exceptional story." "I've had an idea." "Have you ever heard of a professor Mark Lester?" "He's the most eminent anthropologist around." "He's also carried out some research missions in Amazon rainforest." "Stop having these ideas." "After that story in the asylum I'm taking a month off." "By the way, professor Lester is the director the Natural History museum." "You can find him there." " Professor Lester." " Yes?" "How can I help you?" "I had no idea the museum director was so young." " I'm a special case." " My name's Emanuelle." "I'm a journalist with 'The Evening Post'." "If it's an interview you want, you'll have to have breakfast with me." "You're just in time." "It's hard to relax with all these dinosaurs watching you." "If you don't mind, I'll leave these notes for my secretary." "Make sure Ms. Brown gets these, and tell her I'll call her tonight." "Come." " Your work must be very difficult." " Yes, but I have some fine colleagues." "They'd do better without me, but seeing as they're paying me..." " I try to justify my salary." " You're always joking." "Professor Lester, my interview concerns cannibals." "We're writing an article on this subject." "We'd like to know more." "We know you're a real authority on the subject... and you've carried out around a dozen expeditions... among some of the most ferocious Amazonian tribes." "Yes, it's true about the expeditions, but the subject is so vast... that I don't think I can explain it all here." "Perhaps I'll have to invite you to my place." "And do you think this invitation carries any risk?" "It's hard to say, but if I were you I'd be very careful." "I think it's worth taking a risk for my article." "Aside from the risks involved, if you come back with me..." "I'll show you a wealth of documentation... where you can find all the information you want on cannibalism." "I also have a series of very interesting films." "I sound like someone trying to lure you with their butterfly collection." "But I really do have the documentation." "I believe you, professor." "Now it's my turn to suggest something." "An expedition entirely subsidised by my newspaper." "What do you think?" "Would you accept?" "Do you think being a museum director... is more comfortable and perhaps more lucrative?" "Or do you think you're too old for certain things?" "Well?" "You're provoking me, lady." "But I'll only answer you after I've shown you something very interesting." "This is in Tanzania." "This footage was recorded by the famous anthropologist William Simmons." "They're two adulterers from the Kaimba tribe." "There, you see, this is a classic example of ritual cannibalism." "Only the woman's eyes are eaten, by the husband's relatives." "While the wife's relatives eat the man's severed penis." "They're horrific images, but it isn't Africa I'm interested in it's Amazonia." "Look at this photo." "This woman was found in Tapurucuara just outside the forest... and it looks like the tattoo above the pubis is the symbol of the Tupinamba." "That's strange." "This tribe's extinct." "The Yapiaka are the descendants of the Tupinamba." "But nobody's talked about them for years." "It's very interesting." "I think I'll accept your offer to join the expedition." "I need to take care of something that really can't wait." "A man?" "You don't think I've waited all my life for you." "I'm a free woman, and that's how I behave." "You're marvellous, Emanuelle." "But perhaps it's better if I never fall in love with you." "It's done, Lester's coming with me." "Get everything ready for tomorrow." "Book the first flight to Manaos." "No." "Emanuelle, listen." "I changed my mind, it might be very dangerous, let's forget about it." "Forget about you." "The first flight to Manaos." "Tomorrow morning." "It's going to be sensational, Rod." "Okay, you win." "In that case, good luck." "Stay away from the cannibals." "Phil, get everything ready for an expedition to Amazonia." "I was worried about you." "Your article about the asylum was fabulous... but it must have been a harrowing experience." "Now we'll go to California for a month, just you and me." "No, Peter, we can't, I'm leaving for Amazonia in the morning." "A story." "But this time it's going to be very relaxing." " It's about the last cannibals." " You're crazy." "You really are crazy." "Yes, maybe." "And I really want to make love." " Now?" " Now." " Goodbye, Peter." " Good luck." "I need to stop for a moment to send a telegram to my friend, Wilkins." "I'll be right back." "Wait." "That's where they kept her." "Who knows if she really is crazy or she behaves like that... because she's outside of her natural environment." "Two tickets booked by The Evening Post, please." "Thank you." "What are the origins of cannibalism?" "There are various reasons and almost always of a social origin." "There's political cannibalism, for example, Idi Amin." "Then there are cases of cannibalism tolerated by the authorities." "Take the case of the plane that crashed in the Andes." "Amazonia is a world that lives by its own laws." "The average life expectancy is thirty five to forty years." "An extreme scarcity of food drives many of them to cannibalism." "The Indios down there." "They're in constant battle with the land and vegetation." " Yes?" " Sure." "Why?" "Because of the climate the vegetation grows so fast it would suffocate them." " We've almost arrived." " I can't see anything." "Soon we'll be under the clouds and we'll see Wilkins' landing strip." "I handed the girl over to the Red Cross." "Where did you find her?" "Actually, it was Father Morales who found her." "A missionary who lives in the forest about a hundred miles from here." "She was wounded and in a state of shock, and she was delirious." "As Mark knows, I know many of the Amazonian dialects... and I tried to talk to her, but she didn't respond or didn't understand." "But now let's talk about cannibals." "In twenty five years I've only heard of two cases... both of which were hushed up by the government." "She has a tattoo under her pubis that looks like the symbol of the Yapiaka." "That might be a clue, the Yapiaka have been extinct for over half a century." "Mark Lester!" "Isabelle!" "You're a woman!" "The last time I saw you, you were this tall." "It's been six years since you were last here." "This is Sister Angela and this lady is Emanuelle, the famous journalist." "She's come all the way here to write an article on the Yapiaka." "You tell her, nobody's heard of the Yapiaka for at least fifty years." "Father Morales might be able to help you... given that he's in contact with all the tribes in the forest." "Come with me tomorrow morning." "I have to deliver some supplies to the mission." " Come with you?" " Sure, she's taken my place." "She's far more efficient than this old wreck." "Don't say that." "It will take six days to get to the mission following the river." "The journey there usually goes smoothly." "Sister Angela's coming with you." "Isabella's done this trip at least ten times." "She's a real smart kid." "There are also Manolo and Felipe, two natives." "Make arrangements with Isabelle for your return." "She'll come and get you when you want." "Remember, when you return you promised to spend a few days here." "It will be a real pleasure." "You're very kind." "Thank you." "Father Morales will be glad to see you." "He hates coming here, amongst the savages, as he calls them." "When you find him you'll know what a marvellous man he is." " Bon voyage, Mark." " Thank you very much, Wilkins." " Everything okay, Sister?" " Yes, thanks." "Everything's okay." "Put this in the front, Manolo." " Goodbye, dad." " Goodbye, you be careful." "Don't worry." "This is the last one." "You forgot your hat and rifle." "Thanks, dad." "Bye!" "We're almost out." "I'm Venezuelan." "I went to my village for my sister's wedding... and I can't wait to get back to the mission." "There's so much to do there." "We're four nuns and Father Morales." "Many of the natives bring their children to us for treatment." "The people here are very superstitious." "Just think, there are still witch doctors... that treat people with herbs and strange rituals." "On the other hand, it must be said that very often... their herbal mixtures really are beneficial." "So much so, that we at the mission have adopted... many of their therapeutic methods with excellent results." "Yes, I know, I've studied their customs and traditions for years." "Let's stop here, there's a beautiful waterfall nearby." "We can freshen up a bit." " I saw you with Mark." " When?" "Last night, when you were making love." "Look, the monkey!" "Yes, it's always here when I come here." "Come here." "Look, Emanuelle, the crocodiles!" "We'll stop here, we need to find somewhere to rest for the night." "Try to tie it somewhere." "Thanks, Isabelle." "Just take the necessary things." "We'll take the tent and the sack of vipers." "We'll definitely find a firarofu." "There are as many as we want here." "If Manolo and Felipe can catch one I'll prepare a nice little dinner." " A firarofu?" " Yes, it's a big fish." "Their meat is exquisite." " I have to keep changing film." " You'll write a great story." " I hope so." " The newspaper will be happy." "You'll see, they'll give you a raise." "Give me the rifle!" "Don't shoot!" "It's dangerous!" "Are you okay?" "Are you injured?" "Thank you, just in time." "That's right." "My name's Donald Mackenzie." "My camp isn't far from here." "You can come with me." "Thank you." "Let's go." "We're heading for Father Morales' mission." "There's nothing left of the mission." "They were attacked and killed by a native tribe." "We arrived just after it happened." "They also destroyed the radio." "I tried to repair it to establish contact but it was useless." "It doesn't exist anymore?" "The children, the nuns, Father Morales!" "All the natives in the forest loved him." " They killed him as well?" " I don't know." "From what I saw they must have attacked in great numbers." "And if we'd have ended up just like them if we'd arrived any earlier." "It was a massacre." "I heard a shot." "What happened?" "Nothing, just a snake." "This is my wife, Maggie." "Salvador, help them set up the tent and prepare some food." "We were heading for Father Morales' mission." "I understand." "Don't give up, there might be some survivors." "They probably took cover in the forest." "We'll organise a helicopter search." "Come on, don't cry." "I'll never forget what I saw." "Almost all the bodies were horrendously mutilated." "Can I ask you... what you're doing here in the jungle?" "Hunting." "Hunting is my life." "You've no idea of the sacrifices I've made for this expedition." "You've no idea of the emotion I feel when I follow an animal's tracks." "And the satisfaction when I find it." "And I kill it." "Why didn't you go to Africa?" "It's less dangerous there." "Are you kidding?" "That isn't hunting." "They sit you in a Land Rover and take you to the place... where you can find the animal you asked to kill." "That you've paid for." "And you shoot." "It's completely different here." "First, it's unexplored territory." "Second, you share the same risk as the animals." "A man can also be hunted." "Just like you with the snake." "Does this tribe you're talking about really feed on human flesh?" "Yes." "If it's the one we're looking for, yes." "They're cannibals." "They kill their victim, they butcher them, and pull out their insides." "The first thing they eat is the heart." "Because, according to them, they absorb the victims courage and virtues." "Then, if they're not driven by hunger... they leave the rest for the animals." "I'd like it cooked more." "Come." "We can't go on." "It doesn't seem right putting Sister Angela and Isabelle's lives in danger." "It's too dangerous." "We'd better go back and organise another expedition." "If it really was the Yapiaka then something must have disturbed them... to come out into the open like this." "Maybe it was the girl in the asylum." "Perhaps she's more important to them than we think." "We need to tell Wilkins about the mission." "He can contact the authorities and organise a search party." "All things considered, I'm not upset about going back to New York." "I thought this story would be about tribal rituals... but perhaps it's more than we bargained for." "I couldn't sleep." "Mackenzie, after what you told us about the mission..." "We've decided to return to the camp at Tapurucuara." "We'll take Sister Angela and Isabelle back there." "And I think that... it's better if you join us." "It might be dangerous staying here." "No, I don't think so, besides I've always got my rifle with me." "I came to hunt." "And if I have to shoot men, it's all the same to me." "Thanks for the invite but I prefer to continue." "I suppose it's best to get some sleep." "Goodnight." "Where have you been?" " I asked where you've been?" " To get some fresh air." "Is that your latest excuse?" "You're a whore!" " And you're impotent!" " You said it wouldn't happen again." "Well it happened!" "Now let me sleep, I'm tired." "Well I want to talk to you, about the professor." "They want to go back." "What will we do?" "We have to keep going." "Sure, and I already told him I'd prefer to keep going... but if he asks you in the morning, you refuse, got it?" " They can't suspect." " Don't worry, I'm in this as well." "Now let's sleep." "No doubt about it, it's the Yapiaka." "They also took the boat." "There can't have been many of them or they would have attacked us." "Damned bastards!" "Your boat's gone as well with all the supplies, the compass, everything!" "It's dangerous staying here." "I think it's much better if you come with us." "We'll follow the river then we'll have a precise point of reference." "Let's go." "Just take what we need." "Okay, we're coming as well." " How will we find it again?" " We've got to think about us first." "Then we'll think of a way to lose them, but it won't be easy without a compass." " Are there piranhas here?" " No, the water's too shallow." "Careful, there might be anacondas." "Yes, but anacondas aren't aggressive." "I've been stung by an insect, it's incredibly painful." "It's very dangerous." "It's a feather fly." "Their poison eats into the skin causing gangrene." "Damn it, if there was something to drink at least." "It's the remains of a boat." "It doesn't look like it's been here long." " Look, it's a bible." " Let me see." "And there's a blanket here." "Help!" "Manolo, cut down a branch!" "Don't move, Isabelle!" "I can't do it!" "Grab on to it." "Go to sleep, Salvador." "I'll stay on guard." "Quiet!" "What are you doing?" "Are you crazy?" "Damned bastard!" "Enough!" "Be strong." " Where are you going?" " I'd like to go..." "Wait." "Go with Sister Angela." "We're safe here in the middle of this clearing." "The Indios will have to come out into the open to attack us." "Come!" "The nun's disappeared!" "The nun's disappeared!" "She went a few metres behind the trees and I called her... but I don't know what happened." "I went to see..." "Let's go!" "We must stay together!" "Be careful." "There might be more of them." "Poor guy" "It's too dangerous continuing at night." "We'll move at dawn." "Okay." "Help!" "Don't move, or we're all dead." "Look, it's a piece of Sister Angela's dress." " They must be close." " Why didn't they attack us?" "Perhaps they prefer to keep us alive to kill us one at a time." " Donald, please!" " They do it to have fresh meat." "It's pointless continuing." "It's madness." "The cannibals will have digested Sister Angela by now." " Listen, Mackenzie." " No, you listen." "Circumstances brought us together but now we'll do as I say." " I just wanted to say..." " Forget about it for now." " What is it now?" " Look, what could it be?" "Don't you see?" "It's a piece of the plane." "We're close." "Professor, my wife's persuaded me to continue the search." "Who knows?" "Maybe Sister Angela's still alive." "Calm down!" "Damn it!" "The river's this way, but we'd better set up camp for the night." " What's got into you?" " I'm trying to lose them." "You can go to sleep, Lester." "I'll take your place now." "You haven't slept for two days." "Okay, wake me in two hours." "It must be nearby." "I saw something in the trees earlier." "There it is!" "We've found it, look!" "Finally!" "Let's look for it." "Under the seats." "Poor Larsen, what a way to go." "Finally!" "We made it, Margaret." "We're rich!" "Now let's hope we can get out alive." "Yes." "We'll make it, you'll see." "I hold on to the diamonds so I know you'll never leave me." "I won't leave you, Maggie." " Looks like it's working again." " Yes, my love!" "Where are you?" "Let's go, follow me!" " The Yapiaka!" " Yes, we must follow them." "They've taken my Maggie!" "No, they'll be expecting it." "Let's try getting the radio to work." "Damn it!" "The plane crashed two years ago." "Returning from one of the diamond mines." "I knew because I was working for them." "That's why we came to Amazonia, to find the diamonds." "Now those bastards have taken them, along with my Maggie." "Forget about the diamonds." "We're just lucky we found these things which prove useful." "A flare gun, and an inflatable raft." "We'll look for Maggie." "Nothing, I tried all the frequencies." "Their village must be on that island." "If they've taken Maggie they won't sacrifice her before dawn... because they believe their god won't find her soul in the dark." "We'd better wait till dawn to cross the lake." "Do the Yapiaka always make these sacrifices?" "No, only on special occasions." "They're probably under the effect of Apena." "A hallucinogen that provokes violence and aggression." "They usually only use it during tribal rituals." "Perhaps we'll know more tomorrow, and let's hope we make it." "Let's hope so." "It was a quiet night but those savages are starting to move." "There are the fires." "Have you got it?" "When we get to the island we split up." "Mackenzie, Isabelle, and Salvador on one side." "Emanuelle and me on the other." "The sound of their drums will lead the way." "We'll approach the village in two parallel lines." "I'll set off a flare to confuse them." "It will also be the signal to attack." "If luck's on our side we'll be able to save..." "Door Maggie." "Only then do we hurry back to the raft." "Let's go." " We'll head east." " Okay, look out for the signal." "Good luck." "Look, our boat!" "Untie the canopy." "There's some fuel left." "There, in the cage!" "Maggie!" "From what I remember, this is a fertility ritual." "For three nights they celebrate the full moon... and make sacrifices to the water god." "Donald must have arrived by now." "We won't stand a chance if we attack them." "Let me go!" "They're carrying Isabelle." "They must have drugged her." "I think I know why." "My god!" "Now they'll kill her as well." "No, if it's like I told you." "They won't kill her now." "Look!" "Every year they take a pregnant woman as a symbol of fertility... and they sacrifice her to the water god." "They'll kill her later, on the beach." " But Isabelle isn't pregnant." " Watch what happens." "Let's get out of here." "Let's try to save her at least." "This is the sacrificial stone." "We've got to move quickly... because this is where they're going to kill Isabelle." "Listen, I had an idea, and I think it might work." "I'm convinced that girl in New York has something to do with all of this." "Did you see how she resembles Isabelle?" "What do you think of my plan?" " It's crazy." " There's nothing else we can do." "We can't let her die as well." "It will work, you'll see." "The Indios are very superstitious." "Let's exploit my likeness to them." "By the time they realise, we'll be safe." "For a moment they'll believe the water god has come to take her victim." "Okay." "Let's try." "It's time." "Go." "Good luck." "Give me the stick." "Swim as fast as you can." "Damn it!" "It won't start!" "Wait until they're in range!" "We made it." "Here, put this on." "I never thought I'd be able to shoot a man." "They say us journalists will do anything to get a story." "I should be satisfied I have enough material for a sensational article." "But it isn't like that." "Manolo, Felipe, Salvador." "Forced to follow us like slaves." "For their poverty or the colour of their skin." "Sister Angela, for her vocation." "Maggie and Donald, with their promiscuity." "It isn't our fault." "It's the price of civilisation."

"You know, if you're not in the mood for my spaghetti we could always order in Thai." "No spaghetti, no Thai." "I wanna look good for Lana's birthday party." "I just think that maybe you're focusing a little too hard on this one party." "It's not just the party, it's everything." "It's..." "Nobody likes me." "And why should they?" "I'm a cow." "But, I've got a new plan." "From now on, no more food." "Just this." "Cutting the heads off supermodels." "It's kind of redundant, isn't it?" "Just looking for outfit ideas." "I still don't have anything to wear to Lana's party." "What's up?" "Pete and I were hoping you could give us a quick algebra download." "I thought Clark usually helps you guys." "He's a little preoccupied helping the birthday girl." "We'll even buy you lunch." "That looks... appetizing." "Losing weight is never pretty." "Ross, we're getting a game together." "Do you want in, or do you want to keep whale-watching?" "Dustin, back off." "Chill out, cool guy." "I didn't know you were a chubby-chaser." " Jodi, wait." " Oh, man." "You'd think someone that big would have a thicker skin." "You'd think someone that stupid would have a thicker head." "Jodi, we talked about this." "Starving yourself isn't the way." "I'm tired of waiting." "Waiting and weighing and keeping a diary of everything that I eat so that I can feel guilty if I have one extra grape." "I understand all of that, but you can't just stop eating." "It's not healthy." "Honey, you're beautiful already." "Just like your mother." "No, Dad." "I'm not." "Mom wasn't fat." "Okay, that's enough." "Done already?" "Your heart can go on like that forever." "Good." "I don't want to go through this physical nonsense for five years." "Well, let's hope not." "There is one thing I need to talk to you about." "Your blood work came in." "You have an unusually elevated white-cell count." "What, like leukemia?" "That's not likely." "I don't get sick." " Are you on any medication?" " Nope." " Do you have any allergies?" " No." "Childhood illness?" " Asthma." " When did that stop?" "The day I lost my hair." "Is this going somewhere?" "If this were anywhere else, I'd order a battery of tests." "But I do see a lot of this in Smallville." "Why should Smallville be any different?" "Well, some say it's because the LuthorCorp plant has contaminated the environment." "I very much doubt that." "Let's order those tests." "Now, I want this to be special." "What do you think about a three-tier birthday cake?" "Thanks for the lifeline." "It's a math midterm." "I didn't pull you out of a burning building." " I still appreciate it." " Lana?" "I wanted to get your opinion on the balloons." "Now, I think white always looks good." " Works for me." " Okay." "This whole birthday extravaganza has been pretty distracting." "Having a birthday party at Lex's mansion seems pretty cool to me." "It stopped being my party a long time ago." "If it was up to me, it would be pizza and loud music with my friends." "Did you tell Nell that?" "We've been through a lot the past few months." "I figure I should give her this one." "Lana, guess what." "The scout called!" " I got the tryout with Kansas State." " That's incredible!" "Hey, congrats." "I haven't said yes yet." "They want me there on Saturday, your big night." "It's Nell's big night." "I was just telling Clark it wasn't important." "Yeah, Scout's honor." "I want you to go." "Hey, I'll catch up with you guys later." "Clark, I'm telling you, this is good news for you." "Kansas State gives Whitney a full scholarship and Lana gives him a tongue bath." "How is that good news?" "Even I'm having a hard time following this skewed logic." "Lana's going to be dateless for her own party." "Hi, Pete." "Jodi?" "You look..." "Thinner?" "I was still looking for a euphemism, but, yeah." " Are you okay?" " Never better." "My diet's just starting to pay off." "Bought some new clothes." "You look great." "Thank you for sticking up for me yesterday." "Most people wouldn't have done that." "Most people can't stand Dustin." "Yeah." "Listen." "I was wondering, do you have a date for Lana's party?" "No, he's still free." "Would you like to go with me?" "He'd love to." "Great." "Okay, well, I'll see you later." "Bye." "I don't get it." "Women dig me." "Get used to it." "No, I mean Jodi." "It's like she lost that weight overnight." "If she could do that, half the school would be after that secret." "Come on." "Let's go." " Hello." " Lana, hi." "Come in." "Hey." "Lana, can I interest you in a latte?" "I'll pass." "Bad waitressing flashbacks." "I brought over the produce order for the party." " You could have called it in." " And miss a chance to get out of the house?" "Nell's planning this party like a royal wedding." "Oh, yeah, I can tell." "Dad, I got the posts in the west field." "I hit some granite, but I jammed it through." "Very impressive." "I had a sledgehammer." "Somebody's gotta work around here." "Thought you'd be posing for ice sculptures by now." "I'm hiding out." "You have my sympathies." "Whitney's not even here for backup." "I know." "I was contemplating stowing away in the back of his truck on Saturday." "A no-show at your own party." "That would keep the town talking." "I wouldn't do that to Nell." "It's just, all this attention is a little unnerving." "Well, if you like, I could be your escort on Saturday." "You know, so I can fend off the throngs of adoring fans." " I'd like that." " Great." "I better go." "If I'm away too long, Nell will probably send out a search party." "And Clark..." "Promise me you'll make it this time." "I promise." " Thanks." " Bye." "Escort to fend off the adoring fans?" " What's wrong with that?" " Nothing, Clark." "I just don't want to see you get hurt." "Mom, Lana and I are just friends." "Okay." "I'm officially butting out." "So, what are you gonna get her for her birthday?" "I don't know." "Any ideas?" "My mother always said the best gifts come from the heart." "Jodi, you feeling okay?" "You look a little..." "Yeah, don't worry, Dad, I'm feeling great." "I even got a date for Lana's party." "Jodi, that's terrific." "But I want you to eat something more than those shake things, all right?" "You know what?" "I will." "I'm done counting calories." "I've gotta go." " Don't stay up too late." " Okay." "Bye!" "Getting your morning Lana fix?" "Chloe, don't you ever knock?" "It's a barn, Clark." "Is there a reason you're here early, or do you just enjoy busting my chops?" "A little of both." "Did you hear about the accident last night?" "A deer was hit out on Route 5." " It's not exactly "Wall of Weird" material." " Check out the paper." "Animal Control said that the deer died of causes unknown." "So?" "Not much unknown about a bumper at 60 miles per hour." "I'd love to run down theories with you, but I've got chores to do." "And I still haven't figured out what to get Lana for her birthday." "Well, you or your family knows people at Animal Control, right?" "One perk of growing up on a farm." "I was thinking we could stop by before school." "You could use your pull, take a couple of pictures." "I'll help you out with your gift-giving dilemma." "Okay, but I want it to be something unique." "Just don't make it as unique as what you gave me last year." "Very impressive use of pull:" ""Can I use your bathroom?"" "I can't believe we're looking for road kill." "The deer's in there." "The door's locked." "I'm gonna go find a maintenance worker." "Chloe, it's open." "How'd you do that?" "Kent charm." "Lift it up." "Go." "Looks like jerky." "The lab report says the deer lost something like 80 percent of its body fat." "It's like it's been liposuctioned to death." "What do you think it is?" "Some fat-sucking vampire in town?" "This is Smallville, Clark." "Land of the weird, home of the strange." "Jodi, honey, are you-?" "Are you okay in there?" "Yeah, Dad, I'm fine." "Well, I'm afraid I've got some bad news." "I've gotta go to Metropolis for a few days or I'm going to lose this client." "When will you be back?" "Not till Sunday morning, which means I'm gonna miss your big date." "It's okay, it's no big deal." "Well, do you think maybe I could see you before I leave?" "I'm kind of indecent at the moment." "Honey, I think that maybe we need to talk to somebody." "I don't need a shrink." "I just want you to look in a mirror and be happy." "Daddy, I am." "Most of my friends are trying to get out of high school." "I was meeting with your principal." "Apparently, you guys are in dire need of a new computer lab." "I figured I could help." "They might even name a lunch special after you." " How'd you end up here?" " My plant manager, Gabe." "He's always going on about his daughter, the reporter on the Torch." "Thought I'd drop by and say hello." " She wasn't around, but I was struck by this." " That's Chloe's hobby." "She thinks she can trace all the freak things in Smallville to the meteor shower." "Interesting theory." "Most people think it's crazy." "Maybe." "Do you remember where you were when they fell?" "Not really." " My parents hadn't adopted me yet." " I do." "I was right here in Smallville." "My mother wanted me to spend some quality time with my dad." "He brought me here on a business trip." "Just a quick hop to Smallville to finalize a deal." "Funny how one day can change your whole life." "What happened?" "I was out in a corn field when the first meteor hit." "It was like a tidal wave coming at me." "Then everything went black." "Next thing I remember, I was waking up in Metropolis General completely bald." "Lex, I didn't know." "Not many people do, Clark." "I should have died that day." "Instead, I walked away with this." " I'm sorry." " Why?" "It's not your fault." "When I was younger, I thought it was a curse." "Kids figured I was a freak or on chemo." "Then I began to see it as my gift." "The thing that defined me, that gave me strength." "You ever wonder what you'd be like?" "You know, if you hadn't come that day?" "It doesn't matter, Clark." "It happened." "Personally, I think my future's gonna be brighter than that spoiled rich brat that walked into that corn field." "Mr. Luthor." "It's Lex." "Clark was just telling me your meteor theory." "I like it." "Thanks." "Especially since most people think my company's behind everything..." " ... that goes wrong in Smallville." " That's the reigning theory." "Are you the only one that blames the meteors instead of me?" "Pretty much." "Well, there is Mr. Hamilton." "Except most don't have high regard for a guy who sells plastic meteor chips to tourists." "Doesn't exactly inspire confidence." "Call me when you're looking for a summer job." "I've got friends over at the Inquisitor." "I'll see you tomorrow." "I hear you're escorting the birthday girl." "Nice work." "We're just going as friends." "Sure you are." "Hope you got her a nice gift." "Yeah." "Jodi, I didn't see you in class." "Are you okay?" "Yeah, I'm fine, just stomach flu." "I can't keep anything down." " Maybe you should go see the nurse." " I've got it under control." "Are you sure you're okay?" "I'm fine." "I just need to rest up for tomorrow night." "Look." "If you don't feel up to it, I'll understand." "Are you kidding?" "I wouldn't miss this for the world." "Hey, Jodi." "I've been watching you." "I bet you have." "Hitting the gym was a good idea." "You should take your own advice." "Whoa." "You all right?" "I'm just a little hungry." "You like what you see?" "Totally." "I'll bet you wouldn't mind seeing a little bit more, would you?" "Follow me." " Confederacy of Dunces." " First edition." " Early birthday gift?" " From Whitney." "I couldn't believe it." "It's a cool gift." "That's the thing with Whitney." "Sometimes I think he's a million miles away and then he surprises me with something like this." " How are things on the party front?" " I surrendered." "I told Nell to make the final decisions without me." "I cannot believe how anti-birthday you are." " Haven't you ever had a happy birthday?" " Once." "Went to a drive-in." " That doesn't sound like Nell's style." " I was with my parents." "My dad pulled the car up to the first row so the screen filled up the entire windshield." "I remember feeling all grown up because I got to sit in the front seat with them." "They played Bugs Bunny cartoons before the movie started." "I was cold, so my mom wrapped me up in her sweater." "That sounds nice." "I fell asleep before the movie even started between my mom and dad." "It's the last time I can remember feeling completely safe." "That's a great memory." "Hey." " We're fine." "No one's gonna see us." " Good." "You don't think I ever meant that stuff I said about you when you were-?" "Fat?" "You thought it was funny calling me names, making me cry making me wish that I were dead rather than fat." " Well, what can I say?" " You can say you're sorry." "Help me." "Don't touch that." "You're not sterile and you're not me." "My apologies, Dr. Hamilton." "You don't have a website, do you?" "Excuse me?" "They're usually the ones who track me down." "The freaks with websites." "I'm just a fan." "Lex Luthor." "The billionaire's son." "Mineralogists don't have fans." "Most mineralogists didn't handle the first Apollo moon rocks." "That was a lifetime ago when I was a respectable scientist." "You know, we may have a few things in common." "I was kicked out of Metropolis University too." "Ever since I found out about a medical condition I have I've become very interested in your work, Dr. Hamilton." "And you think it has something to do with the meteors." "Isn't that your theory?" "The meteors somehow alter cellular makeup?" "That sounds to me like research worth funding." "Yes, well, sorry." "My funding is private, and so are my results." "Your funding comes from tourists." "If you are so interested in meteors, here, take one." "Enjoy it." "I have nothing else for sale." "When you change your mind, you know where to find me." "I called the hospital." "Dustin's in a coma." "His body went into shock with the loss of fat." "He hasn't told the police anything." "Time to revisit the fat-sucking vampire theory." "You know, if you hadn't been there, he probably would have died, Clark." "I can't figure out why anybody would want to steal body fat." "I know." "It takes eating disorders to a whole new level." "Jodi." " Hi, guys, what's up?" " Study group, remember?" "Totally slipped my mind." "So no more veggie shakes, huh?" "Are you feeling okay?" "Pete said you felt sick yesterday." "Oh, that." "I'm fully recovered." "I guess it's safe to say that the diet's finally over." "I'm starving." "I haven't eaten anything all day." "I'm just a little nervous about the party tonight." "Yeah." "I'll see you guys tonight." " Okay, what was that about?" " I don't know." " I gotta fly." "We'll talk about this later?" " Okay." " Hey, where are you going?" " I'm still working on Lana's birthday gift." "Any hints?" "Yeah." "It's not a gift certificate." "What do you think?" " It's really..." " Not you at all." "I heard the quarterback couldn't make it." "Too bad." "I knew you'd be devastated." "Whitney's trying out for a football scholarship to Kansas State." "He didn't think he made the cut, but someone fell out." "I know." "Your aunt told me." "I like your new escort better." "Have fun tonight." " Mom, you almost done?" " Relax, Clark." "You're not going to be late for once." "By the way, did you figure out what to get Lana?" "Yeah, Lex helped me out." "So, what is it?" "I thought you were butting out of this." "Then you better learn how to iron." " Hi, Chloe." " Hi, Mrs. Kent." " You've gotta take a look at this." " Why aren't you dressed?" "I didn't have time." "You really, really need to check this out." ""Smallville Body and Fender." "Replace windshield, replace side-panels." " Cause of accident, impact with deer"?" " It was Jodi's car, Clark." " What do you think happened to her?" " Her house is right next to a big meteor hit." "She lost all that weight by drinking juice from vegetables grown in her greenhouse." "She's losing weight too fast to keep up with regular food." " And that's why she needs body fat." " Exactly." "We need to find her." "Jodi wouldn't let anything keep her from getting to that party." "Pete." "Perfect." " Hi." " Hi." "Perfect flowers for a perfect date." "They're beautiful, Pete." "So is that dress." "Thanks." "It was my mom's." "Is something wrong?" "I'm fine." "I just need to eat." "That doesn't sound right." "Maybe we should go to the hospital." "You've always been good to me, Pete." " Please go away now." " Jodi." "Go away." "Jodi, wait!" "Jodi!" "Jodi, come on!" "Jodi." "Jodi?" "Jodi, where are you?" "Pete, please get away." " It's all my fault." " Jodi?" "I just wanted to be thin." "There's only so much a person can take." "Pete, please go home." "Come on, Jodi, you don't have to hide." "I don't wanna hurt you." "Come on, Jodi, you couldn't hurt a" "Just tell me what's happening." "Please leave." "Jodi?" "Pete!" "Pete, are you okay?" "Pete, what's wrong?" "Jodi!" " Why can't you just leave me alone?" " You're sick." "Whatever you did to yourself, you can get help." "All I wanted was to be thin." "Jodi, this isn't you." "What, isn't this what I'm supposed to look like?" "Look at me." "I'm a freak." "I know how to stop this for good." "Wait!" "Jodi?" "Pete!" "Get over here, quick!" "Clark?" "Is she okay?" "I think so, but we need to get her to a hospital." "Sneaking out, huh?" "Isn't this your shindig?" " Says so on all the invitations." " Right." "You're not hiding, you're getting some air." "I spent 18 years of Luthor Christmas parties in the coatroom." "Still waiting for my reinforcements." "I know Clark, he'll be here..." " ... if he can." " It's just a birthday." "Clark, what happened?" "The police called." " I'm fine." " How's Pete?" "He's got a serious migraine, but other than that, he's okay." "Jodi's on the way to Metropolis General." "Her father's gonna meet her there." "Clark, I'm sorry about the party." "I promised Lana I'd be there." "I can't believe I let her down." "Well, when you do the things you do, son, helping people sometimes you have to make sacrifices." " Like Lana?" " Maybe but you made your choice." "Where are you going?" "I don't have to sacrifice everything." "Back for some more rocks?" "Apparently, I have a clean bill of health." "Congratulations." "I guess that means you won't be bothering me anymore." "I couldn't figure out why you're so resistant to accept my help then I had a friend do some digging." "I thought you got kicked out of Metropolis University for your meteor theories." "But apparently it was your student-teacher relations." "I wonder if the Smallville Police had you register." "Get out." "I want you to look at something." "I don't care about the past." "I believe in the power to reinvent yourself." "You want to prove you've been right all along?" "That check should cover your vindication." "What you're looking for could take years." "I'm a patient man." "Tell me, why does a billionaire's son care so much about a bunch of rocks that fell out of the sky 12 years ago?" "I save that story for the people I trust." "Kind of missed cocktail hour." "I'm sorry." "I told you I stopped believing in happy birthdays a long time ago." "Well, maybe I can change that." "Okay, I know I blew it tonight, but at least let me give you your present." "When?" "Now." "Pass the popcorn." " Lana." " Yes?" "Happy birthday."

"Still hiding, Fatso?" "I'm busting you no matter what." "Have I ever busted the wrong guy?" "I'll leave the answer to the judge." "My duty as a cop... is to catch thieves." "Before Hong Kong's Handover to China in 1997" " Four fives." " Open!" " Yeah!" "Drink!" " I gotta win." "Let's guess again." "One bottle." "Seven sixes?" "All of a kind again?" "You know how to play or not?" "Waiter, show her the instruction book." "Let me introduce my brother." "Tiger." "Sam." " Nice to meet you, Sam!" " Nice to meet you!" "You sweat a lot." "That's my real brother, Archer." "I got lots of inventory." "I have men everywhere but you want it all." "You're going to Vietnam." "The three of us can take care of this." "Who knows better than us?" "We're from Vietnam." "Your splitting ratio is fine by me." "Lost again." "No, No." "One more time." "Four aces." "One bottle." "Four aces?" " You sure you got them?" " I'm bloody sure I do." "Police inspection." "Lights on." "Stand over there!" "You!" "Step forward!" "I drew the bottle." "So what?" "Excuse me..." "I'm sorry..." "On Jan 2, 1996, you intentionally injured a suspect in Mongkok, fracturing his hipbone and 3 ribs." "Do you admit it?" "On Feb 17, 1996, during an anti-Triad operation on Temple Street, you injured another suspect intentionally, causing a serious head concussion and permanent anosmia." "Do you admit it?" " In 1996..." " Enough!" "I admit to it all." "During the first part of this year alone, you had an average of 14 operations a month and you insured an average of 2.8 people every time." "This year you allready broke last year, record in less then 6 months." "What's wrong with cops busting thieves?" "It's my turn to complain." "Are you guys busting thieves or cops?" "I know you're an excellent officer, Inspector Ma." "You also have the highest rate of solving crime." "But your attitude is the problem," "That needs to change." "I don't see any problem with that!" "OK, you can go." "I've been here for over an hour." "Could have cracked already a case outside." "You better evaluate your law enforcement standards." "Don't waste everybody's time." "Good!" "Give me 50 grand." "Such a high stake!" "You'll lose." "Tiger." "That's not the way to play golf." "It's not kung fu." "Stand firm." "I'll teach you, ok?" "It's very simple." "Grab the club." "Keep your feet and shoulders in a straight line." "Keep your eyes on the ball." "Follow through with your Swing." "That's just for an example." "O.K. Next time!" "Next time!" "Something seems wrong, Archer." "Don't say anything." "My friends here are clean." "Go now!" "I asked you to transport some goods to Vietnam." "But it's always either to windy or to rainy." "It's been 2 months already!" "Planning a trip to the moon?" "Are you trying to fuck with me?" "No man, but bad weather is quite natural." "I didn't even blame you for the bad luck." "I have 80M there." "Get it back and we call it quits." "Should've told me earlier." "I'll send it by express for you." "It only takes a couple of days by plane." "Why would you use a boat?" "It would take weeks." "You better wait quietly at home!" "What did you say?" "Be cool or I'll knock the hell of you." "Are you threatening me?" "Who the fuck you think you are?" "I know you're the boss but you can't tell me what to do" "You need your henchman." "Ask Tony to come out." "Shit!" "That's how we run things here." "Is it really necessary to do this in public?" "Just putting on sun block!" "You trying to get even or what?" "Wait for me first." "You always end up arguing." "Later!" "Ask him to cut the crap." "He could've busted me." "Why does he always have to fight?" "Even though I know you're good at it." "You called me for help and I gave you a hand." "Now things got out of hand and you're blaming me." "Stop yelling!" "You jerkoff, lousy piece of meat!" "And you hurt my wrist so badly." "The doctor said there might be complications." "Last time you threw a bottle of wine at me." "I would've blown your cover if I hadn't reacted." "And you fought back." "Remember?" "I would've lost face if I hadn't fought back." "Lost face?" "You're a fucking cop!" "Lost face?" "You want a loudspeaker, you dumbo?" "You're partners." "You shouldn't have hit him so hard." "Knowing his temper, you shouldn't have provoked him." "Why make such a mess?" "When I'm duped, you said we're partners." "But he can play the model every day." "You two want me to be a snitch till when?" "Let Bygones be bygones." "Who's leading whom anyway?" " Not this again!" " Not what?" "Cops have regulations." "Stop arguing." "You might not be partners anymore." "Really?" "The verdict is out." "You still lead." "Report to the Police Band next week." "No way!" "They've gone too far!" "As you just said, cops have regulations." "I'm appealing!" "Keep it up!" "Ditto!" "We can't think too much." "Just go ahead!" "If we're destined to die, so be it!" "What's wrong with you?" "You got it wrong 4 times!" "How so?" "The E-flat after the sextuplet on the 12th bar." "We heard nothing." "Just you yelling." "Be serious!" "We are cops." "If you wanna play, form your own band." "You can't expect everyone to be like you." " You dare to talk back..." " You are definitely wrong!" "When a cop errs, he either hurts others or he hurts himself." "Do yourjob well." "Mom, I'm busy." "I won't bother you." "I'm going back to my hometown." "I'll go with you when I have time." "I did wait." "I waited till my friend there died." "If I'm happy there," "I probably won't come back." "Mom, don't!" "I'll be bored here all by myself." "You worry about me, yet you have no time for me." "Be careful." "Don't risk your life catching thieves." "What's most important to a man?" "Preserving life." "Without life, how can you be a man?" "Be careful." "I gotta go." "We're all trying to make a living here." "You swiped Sam's goods." "He came here to talk but you wanted him dead." "Now you ask us to stay out of the way?" "Sam has to go." "You don't wanna get hurt by accident, do you?" "If you back off, nothing will happen." "Without you three, nothing will happen." "You better not mess up my place." "We took you in when you were refugees." "We were stuck in the refugee camp like prisoners." "Why did we riot?" "Because we wanted our own home." "If anyone wants us to leave today, they have to fight us." " Brother!" " How's the talk?" "Didn't work?" "No, we're still talking." "Don't move yet, or there's no point talking anymore." "Don't play games, you three." " Forget it." "Let's move." " Wait." "I'll let you talk to him." "Your wife took your son to school so early." "It would be a pity if he's dead." "You're buffing me." "Of course." "Thought I'd buy you breakfast?" "I don't wanna hurt each other's feelings either." "If you can talk, we can cooperate in the future." "The woman in red with the child, both wearing glasses." "He looks kind of dumb." "When I ask you to dash toward them, you go ahead." "OK!" "Hurry up." "Made up your mind yet?" "Your son is almost near the door." "I didn't hear an answer." "I'll stay out of Sam's business." "Louder, or he can't hear." "I'll stay out of Sam's business." "You stand down, I stand down." "Archer..." "Hero." "Let's get together and have fun some time." "We're buddies." "Glad that you said that." "Let's have breakfast." "Don't waste it." " Dash forward." " OK." "Take a turn." "Are you a dog?" "So obedient." "He asked you to dash and you did." "It's dangerous." "So cruel." "I rented a place tonight to celebrate your birthday." "I'm meeting a friend." " What?" "You have friends?" " Sure!" " Have fun!" " Thanks, Archer." "Lynn." "Of course it's me." "You free?" "Come over." "Why are you cursing me?" "Auntie May, can I talk to your daughter?" "What?" "She's dead?" "I'm so sorry!" "Vivien, it's Wilson." "What?" "Nothing, it's my birthday today." "Don't say it's none of your business." "Actually I won the lottery today..." " Judy, please." " Happy Birthday!" "Thank you..." "Are you off work already?" "Not yet." "I'll drop by your place later." "OK, bye!" "Bye." "Long time no see." "Not that long." "Only half a year!" "Been to Vietnam lately?" "Be careful if you're going there." "Don't be caught by the cops." "They put people away for eating Pho?" "You said you wouldn't sell liquor but you are now." "You think I like selling liquor?" "What else can I do?" "A whore?" "Don't say that." "There're many ways to fame." "You know this Blue Girl." "She also sold liquor." "Now she has her own brand." "How about Carlsberg?" "Carl used to sell burgers before he sold beer." "That's why his brand is called Carlsberg." "How about mine?" "So don't say we have no future." "Johnny Walker used to walk here, there, everywhere." "I'll take a shower." "I'll leave on my own later." " Something's up, Tiger?" " You bet!" "Where we going later?" " Picnic in the suburbs!" " OK!" "Take my daughter first!" " Cops!" "Get into the car!" " Shit!" "You can be discharged any time." "If you wanna fight, I won't cut you slack." "If you wanna die, don't get me involved." "I wanna testify." "Come in!" "Inspector Wong, we brought a perp in." "It hurts, Inspector Wong." "Get me something to drink." "It's so hot." "Sam has squealed on Tony." "That's great." "Take him in!" "We need to plan our deployment." "Those guys are fierce." "You'll die if they find out." "I know that." "I'm more scared than you." "Don't tell me you're leading the operation!" "Relax." "Those Viets are not my turf." "Call back the most ferocious officer." "The Force needs him urgently." "It's you who need him the most." "Inspector Wong!" "Shut the door!" "What's with you?" "Why you kept the door open for so long?" "It's OK." "Let me know if anything goes wrong." "It's fine, or I wouldn't have called you back." "Get this over with quickly and we'll go for a dip." "All right?" " Sure." " Yes, officer." "Put on your helmet." " Let me finish my cig first." " Drop your cig... or you won't find a gal." "Put on your helmet first!" "Bastard!" "Inspector Wong, look at him!" "Beat him up!" "It's almost 1997." "Stop horsing around." "It's their mom's birthday tonight." "They'll show up." "Help me clear the scene first." "We need you to assist in the Viets' case." "OK!" "Wilson!" "Wilson..." "Have a bite." "It's very yummy." " Try it!" " Auntie." "Many happy returns!" "May you be younger and prettier!" "Thank you!" "No appetite?" "Don't talk to her." "She won't eat." " Gotta go!" " OK." "Enjoy your meal, Auntie." "Call again if you don't get a reply." "What time is it?" "Still not a soul." " Have a bite!" " Shit!" "Let's go!" "Have a bite!" "Tiger!" "Come over!" "You're too loud!" "You scared Mom." "Kneel down!" "Say sorry to Mom." "Mom!" "Please eat something." "Everybody is here." "So nobody's going to Archer's Mom's birthday?" "Have a bite." "Come on." "Have a bite." "It's very yummy." "I'll order something else for you." "Sea cucumber?" "Abalone?" "You don't like this?" "How about bird's nest?" "Shark fin!" "Brother, we have a situation!" "What situation can be worse than Mom not eating?" "Please eat." "Tiger, feed Mom." "Let's start working!" "Stay here tonight." "Someone will take care of you." "Good luck with the bust, Inspector Ma." "Come on." "Please eat." "You don't like the food in this restaurant." "I can take you to another one." "OK?" "Tiger!" " Wilson!" "Come here." " Coming." " Hurry up!" " OK!" "Captain!" "You have a car?" "What make?" "Where's it parked?" "So?" "Take the cash." "I drive Mom first." "See you at the pier." "Got it!" "Where we going?" "To the warehouse." "What's wrong?" "I saw nobody." "How do I know when he left?" "Saw anyone suspicious?" " Inspector Ma!" " How's his situation?" "Still breathing." "The ambulance is on its way." " Cindy..." " Yes!" "Check his license plate number." "Yang, you stay behind and wrap things up." "Yes, sir." "Hello." "Where are you?" "I'm at your door." "I'm busy." "I'll call you back." "Should I wait for you at your place tonight?" "Not tonight." "I'll cut you a key... next time." "Bye." " Stop talking on the phone!" " Sorry." "The target is a dark green Mazda MPV." "License plate JL2933." "The other is a crimson Acura." "DE3654." "Give me a hand." "Did you lock the door, Tiger?" "You're right!" "I'll go lock it." "You get in first." "They are packing to flee." "Talk later." "Let's go, Tony" " Is it locked?" " Yes!" "Sit at the back!" "OK!" "That one looks like it." "Wilson, hand me your phone." "Tony!" "Sit tight, Mom" "Slow down!" "Pull over!" "I say pull over!" "Mom, sit tight!" "It's headed towards Chai Wan." " Hang in there." " I wanna puke." "Puke there." "It's OK." "Just puke." "It's made a turn towards an industrial building." "Get off!" "We're headed toward the pier." "Go see what happened." "Are you all right, buddy?" " How's Wilson?" " Inspector Wong!" "Dunno yet." "Doctors are operating on him." "That means he will be OK." "Stay calm." "What's with you?" "Are you crazy?" "If anything happens to Wilson, you have to pay." " What's with you?" " None of your business." "You must be Judy." "I can arrest you for hitting a cop." " So what if you're a cop?" " Wilson is my partner." "He's also a cop." "What you in for?" "Triad?" "No, I'm no Triad." "Then follow me..." "Call me Archer." "Archer." "Did you see your three sons beat people up?" "I have three sons?" "He has disappeared." "Sir, can you call the police for me?" "I need to call the police." "My son has disappeared." "No one will take care of her, now or ever." "Watch over her." "She might go astray." "It's my birthday." "I'm 80 today." "Come earlier." "I'm 80." "I'm 80." "Archer Sin, there's enough evidence that from 1992 to Feb 1997, you've been involved in smuggling, infliction of injury and Triad activities." "You're hereby thus charged." "Do you confess?" "No, sir." "The court is adjourned till May." "Meanwhile, turn over your travel documents." "No travel outside Hong Kong." "No bail." "All your assets will be frozen till the case is closed." "You're blaming all this on me." "Sure you can do it?" "Go!" "Hands off!" " Or I'll sue you for sexual harassment." " Go!" "Three Months Later" "I almost can't catch up with you!" "I'll slow down a bit for you, ok?" "Slowly." "You'll get used to it slowly." "Of course slowly." "One of my feet is crippled." "Everything has been well arranged." "You're transferred to Admin." "Effective next week." "Admin?" "The government should compensate me." "But they won't." "I even need to pay for court fees." "Isn't it ridiculous?" "You call this well arranged?" "I've done so much for the Force and for the citizens." "What do I get in return?" "If I go out now..." "I dunno which roads are good for the crippled." "All your buddies are waiting for you." "Hang tough." "I'm hanging tough." "If they're waiting for me, they'll pick me up here." "But you're the only one." "I've left something." "Don't wait for me." "How are you?" "Tiger and I will be back before your trial." "I won't let Wilson and Sam testify." "Tiger." "Mom." "Three sons..." "I'll take you home." "Mom, you remember here?" "We used to live here." "After I pick up Archer, we'll leave Hong Kong." "Give it to me." " What so funny?" " Nothing." "I rather like your foot injury." "You won't be horsing around all day." "You can stay with me at home from now on." "You took great care of me." "You must love me deeply." "Don't you know that inside a woman's DNA, there's a gene for taking care of others?" "For this gene," "I'd rather stay like that forever." " Thank you." " You're welcome." "They're here." "Let me change my pants first." "Be right there." " Be careful." "Hello!" "Delivery!" "Hurry up!" "Hurry up!" "Come have a look." "Great stuff!" " What a heavy gift!" " Definitely heavier than Inspector Wong." "Why you live on the top floor?" "It's so heavy." "We're only giving a hand." "Ma is the greatest." "He bought it and delivered it." "Where should we put it?" "Put it here." "Give me a hand!" " Stay out of the way!" " Stay out of the way!" "Hurry up!" "Slowly." "Don't scratch it." "This chair costs 30 grand." "Paid by one person only." "Sincere enough?" "That goes without saying." " Got an extension socket?" " Yes." "Let me do it." "You guys are so clumsy." "Hurry up." "Where's the extension socket?" "I know you're poor in English." "It's also in Chinese." "Automatic." "Just like driving a car." "Press this button." "You say your foot hurts all the time." "This machine circulates the blood in your foot." "My blood is fine." "I just can't walk with this foot." "Walking shouldn't be that difficult." "Given your intelligence and wisdom." "Train your left foot to be as dexterous as your right one." " You know what you're talking about?" " Just kidding." "But I guess the joke is dead." "I'll stop laughing." "Let me open the door." "Delivery!" " Smells good!" " It's food." " What is it?" " Good stuff." "This family is most important to you." "I envy you." "What's more important than family?" "If you can be like me, you're blessed." "Food is ready." "Wait..." "Let's have a group pic first." "Sure, we can take the pic while we eat." "No, let's have the pic before we eat." "I cooked this chicken for you." " Have a pic with the chicken." " With the chicken?" "Go ahead." "As a memento mori." "Good." "Done!" "Let's plunge in." " But the chicken is very cold." " Let's eat right away." "Wait a minute." "Heat it up." "We have our standards." " Doesn't matter." "We can still eat it." " Inspector Wong!" "Just put it in the oven." "Very simple." "Chicken... 200 degrees..." "You shouldn't eat..." "I'll give Inspector Wong a hand." "Is Judy all right?" "She's still in the observation ward." "Are you guys OK?" "I'm officially taking over Inspector Wong's duties." "To play safe, the whole team will take a vacation." "They're trying to kill a cop and a witness." "It has to be the Viets." "Why a vacation?" "I'm concerned about your safety." "Everyone is risking his life." "You want us to lay off?" "You're in Admin now." "Go first." "When I was a snitch, I was scared every day." "Now that I'm crippled, I should be better off." "Even my house was bombed." "You want me to go?" "Madam, the uniform is not for showing off." "I'll bust them if we have enough evidence." "Do we?" "Look what the Madam is doing!" "Where is Tony?" "I dunno." "Enough." "You're killing him." "Give me the gun..." "Give me the gun!" "Give me the gun!" " Give the gun!" " He dunno." "You're going to court tomorrow." "Madam, what should we do now?" "It's most important to find out where Tony is." "It's most important to protect Wilson in the hospital." "He's the only witness left." "Let's go, Cindy." "Let's go, Yang." "Still writing!" "I prefer the old you." "Don't be a cop." "You're crazy..." "Mom has a house back home." "Let's live with her." "You hate it here?" "I've been here for long, but it never feels like home." "Mom wants the three... of us to go back." "Already two months." "You don't like it?" "Frisk everyone in and out of the hospital." "Every entrance and exit, back door, stairwell, toilet..." "Everywhere." "Is that clear?" "Yes, sir." "The trial is about to start." "Wilson has to be OK." "He's hungry." "Should we buy him some food?" "I'll buy you something to eat!" "Don't run around." "Wait, Inspector Ma." "Wilson, Inspector Ma asked you not to run around." "Thanks!" "Police!" "Stay away!" "There're gunshots at the elevator hallway." "The suspect is in the elevator." "Get help!" "Fast!" "I have her..." "OK..." "What do you want?" "Just say it!" "I'll do it." "Are you scared?" "Yes..." "Yes..." "What do you want?" "Just say it!" "I'll do it." "Watch out!" "Wanna die?" "Go!" "Mommy!" "Toss me your weapon." "Put the girl down!" "I said toss me your weapon!" "Give me back my daughter!" "I'll blow her head off!" " Put the girl down!" " You want her dead?" "How are you, darling?" "Answer me!" "Inspector Ma?" "What's the situation?" "Inspector Ma!" "Gotta go to court!" "Hello..." "Wilson, where are you?" "Off to the court!" "Something happened to Judy?" "Yes!" "Don't believe him." "He won't let her go." "I got no choice!" "Why not?" "You're choosing to help the bastards." "I don't want anything to happen to her." "I don't want anything to happen to either of you." "You wanna die with her?" "!" "I need a statement from you." "You killed the suspect." "Arrest me then." "Witness, you can testify now." "I don't remember anything." "Because the witness failed to testify for loss of memory, the court rules that all charges against Archer Sin shall be dismissed for lack of evidence." "Tony, I'm out." "Speak!" "Where?" "Nan Shang Wei." "Hurry up." "I'll wait for you." "Stop fighting." "Stop it!" "Stop fighting..." "Wilson..." "Wilson..." "I never thought I would leave..." "I just want her to be OK..." "Wilson..." "Shoot!" "Shoot, Tony!" "Go ahead!" "Scared?" "Drop your piece!" " Drop your piece!" " Drop your motherfucker!" " Asshole!" " Shoot!" "What you waiting for?" "Don't curse my mom!" "Bro!" "Shoot the asshole!" "Shit!" "Let me drive." "Open the door, what do you want?" "Open the door, what's the matter?" "Come with me." "Don't go back." "Don't go." "You promised me you wouldn't go." "Ma, come out and fight me." "Shit!" "Kenji" "You're over, Tony." "Have I ever busted the wrong guy?" "I'll leave the answer to the judge." "My duty as a cop... is to catch thieves."

"♪ Sayin' "come on, Brittany" ♪" "♪ "You got to come on up" ♪" "♪ "You got to ho-o-old on" ♪" "♪ ♪" "♪ Hey, you got... ♪" "[Classical violin music playing]" "[Rock music playing]" "[Tires screeching]" "[Glass shattering] Uhh!" "[Tense music playing]" "♪ ♪" "Hey." "Hey, you all right?" " Yeah." " Oh, my... hell, you don't..." "you don't look too good." "You... you don't look good." "You need... why don't... why don't I call you an ambulance, all right?" " [Grunts]" " You look like you need some help." "I'm gonna..." "I'm gonna..." "I'm gonna call that ambulance, all right?" " [Growling]" " Don't." "Don't." "You don't understand." "You... you don't understand!" "[Grunting]" "No!" "No!" "Getget..." "[Growls]" "[Car honking]" "[Panting]" "[Grunts]" "[Panting]" "Now, how many of these "what do you call them" are there?" "Wesen." "They call themselves Wesen." "I don't know how many there are." "And I've seen maybe two dozen and I've read about a whole lot more." "What do you mean you've read about them?" " You can buy a book about this?" " No." "Look, when my aunt Marie came to town, she brought just a bunch of stuff with her, and I sort of inherited it." "My ancestors have apparently been handing this stuff down for centuries." "And now, you see them all the time?" "Only when they're upset, pissed off, you know, emotional in some way." "And do they all know you're one of these grimms?" "No." "I think they can sense it when I recognize them, but I don't know for sure." "My ancestors never wrote that down." "They were too busy chopping off heads." "Now, am I gonna be seeing them all the time, now too?" "I don't think so, but you never know." "You just have to be ready." "Yeah." "If you didn't have a Grimm for a partner," "I doubt you would have seen anything." "But, believe me, they're out there." "[Cell phones ring]" " Duty calls." " Constantly." "Why can't I remember you?" "Why can I remember everything but you?" "[Sniffs]" "[Sighs]" "[Blows]" "[Cell phone rings]" " Monroe?" " Hey, Monroe." "It's Juliette." " Juliette!" "Hey!" " Hey!" " Is everything okay?" " Yeah!" "I'm..." "I'm okay." "I am." "I just..." "can I ask you a question?" "Yeah." "Sure, anything." " Me and Nick... how were we?" " What do you mean?" "You know he lived here, right?" "So..." "I mean, how were we together, as a couple?" "Happy." "You were happy." "Then why can't I remember anything?" "You know, you got this cat scratch, and..." " yeah, I know about the cat scratch." "The doctors can't find anything related to a cat scratch." "Well, [Sighs]..." "Look, I don't... what does Nick say?" "You know, it's okay." "Thanks for trying." "I am just..." "I'm just grasping it." "Whatever." "But thank you." "Yeah, sure." "Uh, Ryan Gilko." "He works for parks and rec." "He has no priors." "That's spelled g-I-l-k-o." " Okay, got it." " Let's check him out... hey!" "Got a call about an assault?" "And this looks like a traffic accident?" "Little bit of both." "That's the driver of the truck who was rear-ended." "Got out to talk to the driver behind him, said he looked pretty sick." "Offered to call for help." "Driver just attacked him." "That's accord to Gilko." "That's his name, Ryan Gilko." "Works for parks and rec." "No priors." " Who drove the battering ram?" " Registered to a Carl Stanton," "Washington address." "Did not come back stolen." "We got a little road rage here." " Seems like." " So where is our Mr. Stanton?" "Gilko said he saw him head towards that building." "And the way he described him, I don't think he's gonna get very far." "I've heard of road rage, but office rage?" "[Upper floor shifting]" " Anybody in the building?" " Not supposed to be." "They don't open till 9:00." "Mr. Stanton, it's the Portland police!" "Don't make this worse than it is." "Come out now!" "[Clattering]" "Uhhl don't think this guy's a giver-upper." " Maybe we should call S.E.R.T." " All right, you make the call." "We got this." "Let's do it." "[Clatter and grunting]" "Put your hands where we can see them!" "Don't even think about it." "[Grunting and growling]" "He's thinking about it." "Drop it!" "Argh!" "Uhh!" "Stanton, stop!" "Do not move!" "Stop!" "[Gunshots]" "Was he one of those things you can see?" "[Grunts] Afraid so." "But there's something else going on here." "[Dramatic music]" "♪ ♪" " Is that his normal face?" " Yeah." "But I think there was something wrong with him." "Yeah, no kidding." "Did he do that change thing?" "Right before he charged at us." " What'd you see?" " It's called a reinigen." "What's a reinigen look like?" "Kind of like a rat." "I hate rats." "Check out his arm." "Looks like he's been stabbed by needles." "He, uh... he looked really sick when I went to see if he was okay." "I tried to talk to him, ask him if he needed any help, and he just came at me." " And what did you do?" " Well, I ran to the other side of my truck to get away from him." "I called 911." "So there was nothing prior to the collision... no incident that might have prompted all this?" "No, nothing, I swear." "It just came out of nowhere." "When he came at you, did you notice anything weird about him?" "What do you mean?" "Well, uh, just different." "You mean beside the screaming and the sweating and the rash?" "So you work at parks and recreation?" "15 years." "Never had an accident or a ticket." "Well, we have your contact information, so you're free to go." "Oh, what about the, uh..." "the police report?" "I'm gonna need that for the insurance." "You can get it from this officer." "All right, great." "Thanks." "How do you do this?" "How do you know who's who and what's what?" "Sometimes you do, sometimes you don't." "That's no help." "Excuse me." "The Detective said I could get a copy of the accident report?" "Yeah, just finishing up." "You, uh..." "[Chuckles] You are awesomely pretty." "Forget the report." "Let's say you and I get a drink, go back to my place." "Sir, you are out of line." "Keep your distance." "All right." "I'm just saying..." "You don't know what you're missing." "Tox screening on Carl Stanton's body showed no drugs in his system except for ibuprofen... a lot of it." "Any history of substance abuse?" "Not that we've been able to find out." "He had a Washington license and plates, so we're still trying to contact next of kin." "We know why he was here in Portland?" " Not yet." " There was a bag of over-the-counter pain medication in Stanton's car, and he seemed to have injuries unrelated to the accident." "Or the shooting." "I got to tell ya, captain..." "this guy just didn't stop." "He came at us like some..." "Wild animal." "[Knock at door]" "Got a hit on Stanton." "He's married." "Relocated last month to Portland from Seattle... no priors, no outstanding." "He was working for a software company up in Seattle." "Still don't have their local address... working on it." "All right, well, get the reports done, and, uh, get some sleep." "I'll write this one up." "You go home." "You don't have to twist my arm." "[Cell phone rings]" "Yeah." "[Speaking french]" "Why is it being sent?" "For the key." "I will not let that happen." "You must be very careful." "If they know you've been warned, it will jeopardize us and everything we're working for." "I have to go." "[Sighs] [Knock at door]" "[Line trilling, cell phone rings]" "Monroe?" "Nick?" "Where are you?" "Open the door." "[Laughs] Guess we're on the same wavelength." " Well, do you want to...?" " No, you go first." "I mean, you came all this way." "[Sighs] It's Hank." "Uhoh." "He's getting worse?" "No." "I told him..." "Everything." "I'm sorry." "Excuse me?" "He knows I'm a Grimm, and he knows about Wesen." "And he believes you?" "Man, he was losing it!" "I don't think he had a choice anymore." "Did you tell him about me?" "No, I didn't want to tell him about you until I saw how he was gonna react." "You ever think about how I might react?" "Well, maybe we should just have a little coming-out party, tell all your friends!" "Aw, man." "I'm sorry." "Actually, you know..." "This could be good..." "I think." "Anyway, I just wanted to tell you." "So what did you want to tell me?" " Juliette called me." " About what?" "What do you think, man?" "About you." "She's trying really hard to remember, and she... she asked me how you two got along." "And I said, "you were happy."" "And I'm not sure that helped, 'cause she kind of hung up right after asking me." "And now..." "I'm not sure I should've told you that." " It's okay." " She's trying, man." "I just..." "I don't know." "I thought you should know." "Thanks." " Yeah, anytime." " Well, anyway..." "I got to go." "Yeah." " See ya." " See ya." "Oh, my God." "Hank knows." "I don't know what kind of games you two are playing here." "I got three kids at home." "I don't need this." "I never did anything bad." "He's got no reason to come after me." "Please, make sure he knows that." "Juliette?" "I'm in the kitchen!" " Hi." " Hi." "Having a little cayenne kombucha?" "[Laughs] I guess you know a lot of my favorite things, huh?" "Yeah." "Sorry." "Bit." "You want some?" "It's actually not my favorite." "Oh." "What is?" "I'm more a coffee guy." "Hey..." "How was your day?" "You know, just taking a stroll down lost memory Lane." "Did you talk to the doctors today?" "No, I got kind of busy at work." "Look, Nick, I want you to know that I feel awful." "I feel like I did something horrible, but I have..." "I have no way to apologize for it because I don't know what happened, and I definitely don't know how to fix it." "Look, Juliette, I feel bad not being able to do anything..." "To help you." "I made some pasta." "There's some in the fridge if you want it." "Thanks." "[Knock at door]" " You wanted to see me, sir?" " Yeah, come in." "Close the door." "We got a warning that a male fugitive is coming to Portland via jfk from Rome." "This is a list of all the arriving flights." "I want you to get the names of anyone who matches that itinerary." "He's probably traveling under a false name." "You might need to contact homeland security for this one." "Let me know what you find." "Will do." "[Door opens, closes]" "[Hisses]" "No!" "[Breathing heavily]" "[Sighs]" "What the...?" "[Cat snarling] Oh, no." "What have you done?" "[Cat screeches]" "[Cat screeches]" "[Breathing heavily]" "[Knock at door] [Shudders]" "Come in, come in, come in." "What's going on?" " The cat got out." " How?" "[Sighs]" "Okay." "That warrants a "how the hell did it do this?"" "I don't know." "Where was it?" "And it's out on the street now?" "I didn't have a lot of choice." "[Tires screeching, horns honking]" "[Cat screeches, thud]" "Well, I'm glad you're okay." "Me too." "Should we go look?" "No." "Right." "There's cleaning up to do there." "Hey, I'll make you a deal." "I'll help you clean up if you take a break and... well, I was up in my attic, and I-I found my great-grandmother's old picnic basket?" "It's like a beauty from the early '20s, I think?" "And I just thought, "well"..." " are you asking me out on a picnic?" "Uh, that depends on what you say." "And if you were to say yes, then... then, yes." "But if you were to say no, then, you know, I just wanted to tell you about my great-grandmother's picnic basket" "I found in the attic." "I haven't been on a picnic in a long time." "[Giggles]" "I'm.." "I'm kind of leaning towards that being a yes." "All right." "Cool." "We all felt so bad about what happened here at your house you share with your not-wife." "Oh, and here she is." "The wife made you a quilt." "[Keys clacking]" "I got the details you wanted on those passengers, captain." " What'd you find?" " Ah, three arrivals traveled here from Rome, connecting through jfk." "Two are accounted for... priests coming back from a Vatican shindig." " Got a third?" " In the wind." "Now, nobody using that ticketed name rented a car or checked into a hotel." "But get this..." "a cab and its driver went missing, off the grid, within 30 minutes of mystery man's plane touching down." "We've got an A.P.B. out on the cab and driver." "Good." "Stay on it." "Let me know if anything else turns up." "Absolutely, sir." "[Phone rings]" "Griffin." "Yeah." "Okay, hold on." "Autopsy's done." "M.E. wants to do a little show-and-tell." " Give me 10." " We'll be there in 20 minutes." " Morning." " Hey, captain." "Nick, I meant to ask..." "how's Juliette doing?" "Well, she seems to be doing a lot better." "She still has some issues with her memory when it comes to me." "I'm sure it's just temporary." "Anything I can do, just let me know." "Thank you." "Also, got a heads-up from NYPD." "We got a fugitive in the city." "We're still in the process of trying to get airport surveillance, but I want you guys to keep a lookout..." "Caucasian male, no more detail than that." "But we do have a missing cab and driver that did a pickup at the airport." "I want you to be careful." "We think this guy's got an issue with cops." "Caucasian male..." "that really narrows it down." "[Birds chirping]" "This is such a great idea." "[Giggles]" "If you take the blanket..." "Ah, thank you." "I'll do the heavy lifting." "We don't get out enough." "We get stuck inside too much." "There was a time I used to love to run through the woods." "Oh, man, me too, usually chasing someone... thing." "What do you think?" "It has picnic written all over it." "[Chuckles]" "Allow me." "[Sniffs]" "It's kind of like hemorrhagic fever... you know, kind of like the ebola virus." "You're kidding, right?" "No, I'm not kidding, but it's not ebola." " Then it's not contagious?" " Probably not." "Since you were exposed last night and you look reasonably healthy, my guess is you don't have anything to worry about." " That's reassuring." " Yeah, sort of." "Well, just to be sure," "I'm gonna take blood samples from both of you." "So roll up your sleeves and follow me." "Now, maybe this is all 'cause he's a, um... what did you call it?" " It's a reinigen." "Yeah, maybe it's 'cause he's a reinigen." "I don't know." "But whatever he's got," "I think that explains why he attacked Gilko." "We need to get a background on Stanton... who he was, what he did, where he's been." "[Tires squealing]" "My wife will be thrilled to hear it." "You can't imagine the kind of language that went on at my house while she was making that thing." "Or maybe you can." "Ah, I thought I'd married a longshoreman there for a while." "That's cute." "So..." "Bud, the reason that I wanted to talk to you is that I have been having some really weird issues with my memory lately." "I was in the hospital recently..." "You were?" "Oh, my God, that's terrible, unless, of course, they were saving your life, in which case, thank God." " Are you all right?" " Yeah, no, I'm totally okay." "I just..." "I just wanted to know what you remember about me and Nick." "You and Nick?" "You guys are the perfect couple." " Really?" " Well, yeah, of course." "I mean, you're so much in love." "I still can't believe why you guys aren't married yet, even though that's none of my business." "Has something happened to Nick?" " No, no, no, Nick's fine." " Oh, thank God." "You scared me." "I mean, that Nick is one of a kind." "What he's done for us is far beyond anything we ever expected from someone like him, let me just say." "What do you mean?" "Well, you know, him being a Grimm." " A what?" " A Grimm." "What's a Grimm?" "You don't know what a Grimm is." "No." "Uh..." "Uh, uh, uh..." "Well, a Grimm is kind of a term for a, uh..." "A-a good cop, a guy, a person who helps people in need... you know, the needy." "Uh, helpless people." "Oh, gosh, look at the time." "I really got to get back to work." "Thanks so much for the tea." "I'm so glad you love the quilt." "Oh, what about the pies?" "Uh, do you love the pies?" "My wife will kill me if I don't ask about the pies." "Yeah, no, the pies..." "the pies were so good." "Oh, I'm glad to hear that." "Thanks very much for the tea." "I..." "[Blows raspberry]" "I guess I already said that, but I mean it." " Good." " I-I can..." "I can let myself out." "[Mutters] [Door opens]" "Glad you guys are back." "Just got a local address and phone number for Carl Stanton in the northwest... whitehall drive, number 204." "Tried reaching Mrs. Stanton by phone, but no one's answering." "The machine had a woman's voice, so my assumption is she moved with him to Portland." "Could be his mistress." " You would go there." " Or his mother." "Too late." "You went to the gutter first." "Anyway, left a message for her..." "so far, no response." "Take a run out there, see if you can find out who this voice belongs to." "Give us a call if you find her." "If she's there, you want me to bring her in?" " No, we'll come out." " Thanks." "I hate delivering bad news." "Look, I'm gonna go check out some books." " What books?" " Stuff my ancestors wrote." "Maybe they have something about this disease." "I'll stick to the modern world, thank you." "See what I can find out about Stanton's history." "Fluvus pestilentia." "[Cell phone rings]" "Yeah." "I got a hit on Phyllis Stanton, wife of Carl?" "She's a field researcher for animal control, specializing in domesticates." "Her primary focus is..." "Pigs." "Did you know this?" "[Indistinct chatter over police radio]" "[Knock at door] Mrs. Stanton?" "Sergeant wu, Portland police." "[Clatter]" "Mrs. Stanton!" "This is sergeant wu." "I'm coming into your house now." "Oh, man." "Mrs. Stanton?" "Portland police..." "I'm in your house now." "If you can hear me, answer me." "I'm in your kitchen, moving to your living room." "Mrs. Stanton?" "[Floor creaks]" "[Growling]" "I need code three cover, now!" "Mrs. Stanton, please put the knife and the screwdriver down." "I'm not gonna hurt you." "Stay where you are." " Aah!" " Don't move!" "[Grunts loudly]" "So was it all about the picnic basket?" " What?" " The idea for the picnic." "Sort of." "I-I was actually looking for this old camera" "I inherited from my great-grandfather." "He had a camera shop in Berlin." "Anyway, I saw this old rocking chair that used to belong to my grandmother on my mother's side, which reminded me of my grandmother, who used to take us for picnics when I was a kid." "And then I remembered the picnic basket, and I sort of forgot about the camera and started looking for the basket." "I get sidetracked sometimes." "Works for me." "If it works for you, it works for me, man." "I'm not so sure about the, um... the beet sausage, though." "Was it too spicy?" "I'm sorry." "I was experimenting." "No, it just takes some getting used to." "Oh." "Kind of like me." "You're not so hard to get used to." "You know, I've..." "I've rushed things in the past." "Yeah." "Me too." "And that's about as much as I'm gonna ever discuss past relationships." "Excellent plan." "[Man groaning]" "Hey, hey, buddy, you don't look so good." "You okay?" "[Growls]" "I'm gonna take that as a... as a no." "[Growls]" "Run!" "Oh, man!" "Okay." "I'll start the car." " Okay." " All right, stay with me." "We're gonna be okay." "Watch out." "Lock your door!" "Do you see him?" "No." "Yes!" "Oh, God, there he is..." " oh, man, whatever that dude's got, he is not well..." " Oh, my God." " In any way, shape, or form." "That's it, that's all I know." "Thank you." "Thank you, thank you." " Hey." " Hey." "You don't look so good." "[Laughs] I'm not." "I knocked." "There was no answer." "Door was unlocked." "I walked in." "I called her name like a half-dozen times." "Then she just... pfft..." "she came at me, you know?" "I had no choice." "Something's wrong with her." "Got something, sick, like Stanton was, her husband." "Okay, slow down." "We'll get it all." "Now, where is she?" "In the house, where she fell." "I'll show you." "Come on." " We'll take it from here." " Yeah, yeah." "Okay." "Good idea." "[Camera snapping]" "If this happened to her..." " what about the guy Stanton attacked?" "Gilko." "Is he one?" "I don't know, but we've got to find out." "Works park and rec." "Okay." "All right, thank you." "I got Gilko's supervisor." "They haven't seen him, but he works maintenance and is scheduled for pier park today." "Any mobile unite, we have an assault in progress reported at South entrance to pier park." "It's white male, wearing a parks and recreation uniform." "That's our guy, which means he is one, right?" "Yeah." "But what kind, I don't know." "Unit 24, 10-51, we got it." "Copy, 24." "[Engine starting]" "[Engine roaring, tires screeching]" "[Sighs] Well, that was, uh, more exciting than any picnic" "I've ever been in. [Giggles] Sorry." " It's... it's not your fault." " [Sighs]" "And the part before was really nice." "You know, when we were, um..." "when we were lounging and... and eating, and..." "and you were looking at me." "[Giggles] Kind of like the way you're looking at me now." "Yeah, I remember that part." "That was the good part." "You were looking like you were, um..." "Going to, um..." "Eh, yeah." "Um, we sort of, you know, talked about not rushing things, and..." " did we?" "I'm not sure I remember that part." "Wow." "I'll say." "[Phone rings]" "Maybe you should get that." " Uh, do I have to?" "'Cause..." " It could be important." "Mmm, I'm sure it's nothing." "I'm sure it's just..." "Nick." "Then it's probably life or death." "Hey, Nick. [Clears throat] I'm kind of busy." "You ever hear fluvus pestilentia?" "Uh, yeah." "It's... it's, um... it's the yellow plague." "It's old world." "It's really nasty." "It's bad for Wesen, it used to, like, wipe out whole villages." "Okay?" "Is that all?" "No." "And I think we've got an outbreak right here in Portland." "And I tried calling Rosalee..." " oh, she's actually right here, in the shop." "Well, ask her if there's a treatment." "Hey, is there a treatment ffluvus pestilentia..." " uh-huh." " Uh..." "Can she make it?" " Can you make it?" " Uh-huh." " She said she..." " I heard." "Look, man, I think we're gonna need some of that..." " oh, okay, but, dude, you gotta be really careful with this stuff, because, uh, the symptoms will fool you." "At first, they don't seem to be sick." "It's like... but the libido kicks in, big time, you know?" "It's like supposedly makes you kind of love-drunk, you know?" "Like, anything goes, you know, inhibition to the wind, and the next thing you know, you're in bed, sick to death, and they're, like, burning your body outside the... oh, God." "Rosalee." "You got a thing..." " Nick." "Think I hear something." "There!" "[Growling]" "[Growls venomously]" "[Slithering sound]" "[Growling]" "[Gasping for air]" "[Growling sound]" " Mmm!" "Rosalee!" " What, now you don't like me?" "What's wrong?" "No, no, you didn't do anything wrong!" "It's just... you could be infected." " With love!" "No!" "Withfluvus pestilentia." " With love." " No, Rosalee, I need you to focus." "I'm focused." "Listen to me!" "Okay?" "The guy in the park may have had it, and I think he scratched you." "Oh, man." "Listen, you said, just now, there was a treatment, okay?" "There's a treatment?" "How do we make it?" "I don't feel so good." "Rosalee, stay with me." "I can't make the treatment without you." "Um, um, it's... it's, uh... it's..." "it's in one of these books." "Monroe, I think you're right." "I think I'm sick." "Hurry." "[Yells] Uhh, pick it up!" "I'm sorry." "I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry." "I didn't mean to do that." "That's okay." "[Breathes deeply] [Sighs]" "No, this is it." "No, this is it." " You got it?" " [Gasps]" "I have all the ingredients in the shop, but... but you're going to have to... to do..." " whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!" "[Sighs]" "Stay here." "Okay?" "Don't move." "I'm gonna make this stuff." "You're gonna be all right." "Monroe?" "No." "You need to tie me down." "I got all the stuff, all the ingredients." "I'm mixing it now, okay?" "So it shouldn't be too long." "Okay?" "I just need to add..." "Root of roburea." "[Glass shattering] Aah!" "Rosalee?" " Uhh!" " Hey, hey, hey!" "That's the guy we saw in the park!" "He came right at me, Nick!" "Listen, Rosalee's got it too." "I think he must've scratched her, or something." " Rosalee's sick?" " Rosalee's one?" "Yeah, she's a..." "she's a fuchsbau." "Then Monroe's one?" "Yeah." "Uh, blutbad here." "Can we get into this later?" "I mean, welcome aboard, Hank." "You know, I'm glad we don't have to beat around the bush anymore." "It's just Rosalee's in the other room, okay?" "And I'm just about to mix this stuff." "Okay, how much longer till you're gonna be ready?" "Hey, hey, hey." "We're gonna..." "we have to treat this guy." "[Glass shattering] Rosalee?" "Oh, man." "She's gone." "All right, you stay here." "Treat him, and I'll find Rosalee." "[Glass shards shattering] Look, hurry!" "Hurry!" " [Growling]" " I can't keep this guy down." "Okay, okay, just got to get a couple of sips of this stuff in him." "Okay." "Hey!" "Aw, man!" "I don't have that much of this stuff, okay?" "I got to save some for Rosalee." "Handcuff him." " Okay." " All right." "I got him." "Okay." "Here we go." "Okay, there we go." "Rosalee!" "Hey, Rosalee!" "Look, it's Nick." "You're sick, I know." "But I need to take you back." "Monroe needs to get you this, uh..." "[Slithering sound]" "Hey." "Rosalee?" "[Growling]" "II think that should do it." "[Door kicking open]" "Oh, my God, Nick, you didn't have to kill her!" "No, she's unconscious." "Get the stuff!" "[Sighs] Oh, my God." "Okay." "I got it, Rosalee." "I'm..." "I'm coming." "[Exhales]" "Let me do it." "It's a... that's a good idea, thank you." "Hurry up!" " Uh..." " Hol... hold her mouth open." "[Exhales]" "Wow." "This stuff really works." "He's looking a lot better." "[Exhales deeply] You know, as long as we're, um... letting the blutbad out of the bag, so to speak," "I-I was the one who hit you in the park that day." " What?" " You know..." "The "hunt for bigfoot" day?" "It's true." "It was him." "I didn't mean to." "It's just Larry was a really good friend of mine..." " Monroe?" "More later." "[Chuckles]" "You saved me." "Well, it wasn't just me." "Nick's here." "And, um, so's Hank." " Whoa." " Mmm." "How you feeling?" "Better. [Chuckles]" "Um..." "Did we, um, kiss?" "Sort of like there was no tomorrow." "I thought it was a dream." "Actually, I think it was just thefluvus pestilentia." "I don't know about that." "[Exhales]" "[Growls softly]"

"Previously on Powers..." "You took back your powers from me." "Didn't it feel good?" "Don't you wanna feel like that again?" "It's branding." "You know, the connections between the words "Kaotic Chic"" "and the fucked-up shit Powers do." "We're supposed to be talking about the launch of my foundation." "Whose mission is to transform young girls into leaders." "Why not bring Zora on as the foundation's first mentor?" "You were right." "This is our movement." "We should do whatever we can to help it grow." "I'm really glad you said that." "Because, actually, I'm here already." "I feel a vast reservoir of power." "Sway." "What a wonderful name." "And he shall have sway and dominion over all the world." "Allow me to introduce you to the effects of Sway." "The reward for anyone without powers is instant death." "What the fuck have you done, man?" "Don't you fucking run away from this again!" "I wouldn't dream of it." "All right." "Now, I know it's a little small, but it was the only available penthouse in the city." "So?" "I had a decorator pick that shit out." "Pretty nice, right?" "Yeah, real nice, if you're into bullshit bourgeois knickknacks." "Look..." "Look, man, I'm just curious." "How long are you planning on staying pissed at me?" "Who says I'm pissed?" "I mean, I like that." "Hey, you want it?" "It's yours." "I mean, shit, I can probably get them to send me a new one." "Probably even bigger." "Thanks." "No." "All right, man." "Come on." "Check this out." "Come on, even Johnny Royalle has got to approve of this view." "Not bad." "Right?" "Dude." "You should move in here." "The fuck are you talking about?" "It's perfect." "It'll be like when we roomed together at the squat." "Only now, we've got all this shit." "Dude, think about it." "The parties will be insane." "Only the coolest people will be there." "Movie stars, Powers and fucking rock bands." "Nah, I can't." "Come on, Johnny." "Why not?" "This will be perfect." "Look, if it's money you're worried about," "I got you covered, all right?" "I'm not your charity case." "What the hell is wrong with you, huh?" "This is everything we've ever wanted, man!" "It's not mine!" "Okay?" "It's yours." "Your life." "I don't..." "I don't know if I even want this anymore." "It's a long fucking way down to that street." "160, 180 feet, easy." "Then it's a good thing you can fly." "And what if I don't?" "Fly." "I'm gonna fall, and you're gonna teleport me over there." "That's crazy." "I mean, I can barely teleport two people, let alone two people falling in midair." "Johnny, "Only in extremity do you find your true limits."" "This isn't extremity, this is a show." "It's all a fucking show, Johnny." "Maybe it is, but that's not how I want to do it." "Fine, don't save me." "Hey, Johnny." "What?" "I know I can count on you, pal." "Shit!" "Shit..." "You stupid, fucking idiot." "Why didn't you fly?" "You could have died." "Shit, we both could have died." "You fucking did it, man." "Johnny fucking Royalle, you did it, pal." "I knew it." "I knew you could do it, man." "Come here." "Shit." "You okay?" "It's been a while since you've taken a ride with me." "Nice place." "You decorate it yourself?" "I lost my taste for extravagances a long time ago." "Strip away the external to discover the eternal." "For someone who hates Wolfe so much, you're a regular compendium of his words." "What did he say to you, Johnny?" "God damn it." "Hey." "What did he say to you?" "Jesus, Christian." "Try to think for a minute, you can't just charge through a wall to get to the next room." "Yeah, okay." "Okay, man, I..." "I just..." "Whenever I come here, I teleport with me a volume of air." "I don't usually remove it when I go, but I can." "Fuck you." "Fuck you and your sick tricks." "No tricks this time, old friend." "I need your help." "I need your help to kill Wolfe." "Allow me to explain." ""Only in extremity can you find your true limits."" "You made this shit from Wolfe's blood?" "I made it from components of his DNA that I teleported from his blood." "Oh, God." "You fall for his bullshit, again and again." "I didn't do this for him." "I did it for the Kidz." "The ones like our friends who couldn't save themselves from him." "Really, the Kidz?" "The Kidz you want to save?" "They're dying." "They're turning up dead with your drug," "Wolfe's blood, still in them." "It's not the Sway that's killing them." "They're trying to do things they don't have the discipline to achieve." "Oh, fuck." "Now you sound like him." ""Powers Complete requires discipline that equals potential."" "You don't want to kill Wolfe." "You want to replace him." "You want to be Wolfe so bad, you stuck a fucking needle into his brain and turned his blood into a drug." "And you took that drug to try and get your powers back." "I was there." "I saw you with your eyes all lit up." "The hell are you doing?" "I know for sure now." "I have powers." "And, by way of powers, what exactly do you have?" "I know you won't shoot me if I run." "I know I'll chase the shit out of you." "Maybe I have super speed." "Maybe I'll shoot you in the leg." "Maybe I'm bulletproof." "Your dad bulletproof?" "How do you know about my dad?" "Court family records." "Have a lot to say about how your dad treated you and your mom." "Don't talk about my mom." "Uh, Calista." "You should be afraid of me." "Yeah?" "Mmm." "Why is that?" "I took Sway, and it didn't kill me." "I'm a Power." "For real." "You push me far enough, that may be just what it takes to switch me on." "Not again." "Not again." "Oh, not again, not again, not again." "Oh, shit." "Oh, shit." "Not again." "Did you see before?" "Did you see what happened?" "It worked, Johnny." "I got my powers back from him." "They weren't yours." "No, they were." "I confirmed it with him and they were." "That's what he said, did he, when you visited him?" "Yeah." "Yeah." "Christ, Christian." "You fall for his bullshit, again and again and again." "Just like me." "No." "No, dude." "I flew." "I threw him through the floor." "Janice couldn't do it." "Zora couldn't do it." "I stopped him." "They weren't your powers, Christian." "Wolfe burned through all your powers like all the powers he absorbs." "No..." "What you felt was his power." "That's what you're angry for, even if you don't know it." "You're trying to steal Wolfe's powers." "And I'm the one who wants to be like him?" "Got you." "What are you doing?" "What are you doing?" "Me?" "What are you doing?" "Let go of me!" "Do not even think about it." "I'm a Power!" "Hey!" "Leave me the fuck alone, or I'll kill you!" "Well, I am Powers Division, and you just threatened a police officer with the use of powers." "Welcome to the big time." "He got us when we were young, Christian." "When we wanted so much." "We needed answers." "And he had them." "No, it was all lies, Johnny." "Him." "The Kidz." "Us." "We were all just grabbing for whatever we could get." "You know better than that." "It went wrong, but we were a family." "And you were my best friend." "My brother." "Yeah, well, if I was a brother, I was a shitty brother." "No." "You helped me." "Even after everything changed, I could count on you." "The benefit concert is the perfect venue." "So, these are the candidates." "Pick a winner and set it up." "We want a classic hero-villain battle." "Will Janice go for this?" "She will if she has any sense." "I mean, come on." "Something like this will turn the Retro Girl Mentorship Foundation into a phenomenon before it even launches." "So, she's in?" "Oh, hell, no." "She hates this shit." "Look, just leave Janice to me." "Candace, this is it." "After this, Zora is at the top, and you're right there with her." "Done and done." "All right." "I'll get it set up, and I'll make sure Zora's prepped." "Yeah." "I'm not so sure about that." "I mean..." "Zora's..." "She's already really high-strung." "She is." "She's a little stiff." "You're saying don't tell Zora?" "We need strong video to cement her rep." "If this ends up looking like community theater, she will never be an A-list star." "No, it's gotta be real." "Craig, she has a right to know." "And we're supposed to be looking out for her best interests." "We are." "Come on." "You fucked up your whole life trying to save Wolfe." "Hundreds of people are dead, and now you want to kill him?" "He told me..." "I don't want to hear his lies come out of your mouth." "If you want to kill him, fucking teleport into his cell with a fucking gun, and shoot him in the fucking head." "I can't teleport out of the Drainer." "I don't want to sacrifice my freedom if I don't have to." "You don't have to." "They're going to drain him permanently anyway." "And what if it doesn't work?" "What if the Drainer fails?" "You know that can happen." "Then he's still locked up." "And you get a chance to steal his powers." "Right, Christian?" "You know what?" "I'm..." "Get me out of here." "Suffocate me, do whatever you want to do, because I'm done listening." "Nothing I can say?" "There's nothing you can say." "All right, then." "Jesus Christ, Johnny." "No!" "Shit." "Fuck, man." "It's not fucking funny." "It's not funny." "It's pretty fucking funny." "Fuck." "Oh, I'm too old for this shit." "I made Sway out of Wolfe, Christian." "And now he's connected to everyone who's ever taken it." "And he can suck their powers out from anywhere." "Jesus, Johnny." "Fuck!" "The Drainer fails, he can absorb hundreds of powers." "He will be unstoppable, and they will all die." "Including you and Calista." "I'm going to kill him with or without you." "If you want powers, your only chance is to go in there with me." "You've got 12 hours to decide if you're in." "If not, then I'm going to do as you say." "I'm going to teleport in there with a gun and shoot him in the fucking head." "You can count on it." "Hey." "Hey." "So, tell me, how does this work?" "Well, it suppresses the release of excitatory and inhibitory neurotransmitters, while also increasing dopamine in the ventral striatum." "In other words, if it doesn't feel good, you're not doing it right." "Okay, now tell me how all of this works." "Not so different, actually." "It disrupts receptors, throws up roadblocks in the brain, confuses the body on a molecular level." "It can't really be that simple." "The most effective science is usually the most streamlined." "How does this affect moving forward?" "If this technology is going to make a difference, it has to be able to go everywhere." "So, the new Drainer pod that's portable, and a single-use Drainer pulse weapon, for now." "What are you afraid of, Harley?" "Black Swan." "It's a predictive model of the destruction caused by Powers." "All the Powers in the world." "The inevitable chaos that comes with unsustainable complexity." "The whole world is governed by unsustainable complexity." "The most we can hope for is to be safe in the moment." "Until the next hurricane or earthquake or the next Wolfe comes along and reminds us that we're not and we never have been in control." "I need to know this is going to work." "You're thinking about quitting." "I'm tired, Harley." "It's time." "That would be a bad idea." "Calista." "No, that's not going to work." "Whoever it is, he has to look like a credible threat to Zora." "Be able to take some serious blows." "And he needs to be able to be booked today." "Hey." "Hey, what are you doing?" "Getting ready for work." "Boss called me." "Another Power went down." "What is going on out there?" "Is it somebody I know?" "Jump Striker?" "She's..." "Was kind of new." "Used to hang around at the Division." "Wow." "Hell of a way to start the day, huh?" "Well, it's the job, you know, so..." "What about you?" "Oh." "Just getting ready for the big show." "The benefit?" "That's tonight?" "Yeah." "Hey..." "Do you ever wish you were somebody else?" "You mean like Zora?" "I'd rather die than be that young again." "No, just..." "Someone who could get up right now, walk out that door and not come back." "Well, if you did that, at least you'd be free tonight." "Is that an invitation?" "Yeah." "Yeah, if you want it to be, yes." "Yes, I do." "I'd like that." "Just not tonight." "Because you're still you?" "Well, somebody's got to be." "For now." "For now?" "What if I did, Christian?" "What if I walked up onto that stage tonight and said, "You want a hero?" "Here's your hero." "Zora."" "I'd be shocked." "You couldn't." "You wouldn't." "We can't keep wanting the same things, Christian." "And it's okay to want change." "Right?" "Yeah, sure." "Sure, we can't always stay the same." "Friday?" "What?" "Friday night." "Dinner, your place." "Great." "Yeah." "Um..." "Yeah, I'll see you then!" "Okay." "Jesus!" "I didn't know if you didn't hear me or if you were just ignoring me." "I was on the phone." "Okay." "I might be late tonight." "Really late, if this thing that I have been trying to make happen actually, um, you know, happens." "Okay." "Whatever you think about my job, it is the only thing that is keeping a roof over our heads right now." "And when Zora does well, hun, we do well." "I am doing this for us." "Don't." "Okay, you know what?" "There's some chicken tikka leftover in the fridge." "I'll see you tonight." "Olympia, Bug, Johnny Mace, Levitation Boy, five other Powerz Kidz, and Jump Striker." "Wolfe killed Mace in the Shaft, though." "When was the last time 10 Powers dropped in a couple weeks?" "What do you think, Walker?" "About what?" "He thinks Royalle is killing off Powers, trying to take over the city." "That's cartoon bullshit, Adlard." "What are we waiting on?" "Probable cause." "Nobody moved her?" "Waiting on Dr. Death to give the okay." "The tags are obviously fresh." "You want I should put out an APB on Banksy?" "No, I want you should remember what those punks tagged on our station." "We will pay your bail and our lawyers can make the charges go away in the end." "Thank you." "But I'll be honest, you'll probably do some time." "No, I'm not going back to the Shaft for some bogus publicity stunt." "Think of it as the first phase in the Red Hawk brand re-launch." "Now, how much money we talking?" "Enough to tie up your financial loose ends for now." "You'd stage a rescue for me when I get out?" "Maybe save some kids or something?" "People love a redemption story, Danny." "After a lifetime of being the villain, you'd finally get to be the hero." "Can I think about this?" "Maybe you're not up to it." "No, it's not that." "Danny, I need somebody who can step up and really deliver." "This girl is good." "So you have to be ready to bring it." "So look me in the eye and tell me that you can do that." "I can do it." "Good." "Hey!" "You little shits." "Stay tuned." "There's more where that came from." "How do you spell "bludgeon"?" "What?" ""Bludgeon."" "I don't know." "It's got a "D" in there somewhere." "Zabriski, how do you make it rewind?" "It's supposed to be a facial recognition mask." "Keeps the camera from making an ID, looks like a real face from a distance." "Just kids fucking around." "Can this shit be fixed so I can see him?" "Cancilarra would know." "He's good with tech." "All right, what do you guys want to see next?" "A pony?" "Yeah!" "Here we go." "She's a superstar." "She's just a kid herself." "Speaking of which..." "Everything is set." " Wow." " Good." " So, what does she know?" " Yeah, you like that?" "Nothing." "I'll sign these for you guys." "All right." "Is that a nose?" "It's going to be a nose, okay?" "Data recovery is more my thing, imagery is hard." "You look like shit." "Good morning." "Mmm." "Where have you been?" "I need every deleted item off this phone." "How long is that gonna take?" "Yeah, sure, let me just wave my magic wand over here." "As long as we're talking about one's whereabouts all damn day..." "I was in an alley with Jump Striker, or what's left of her colorful remains." "Shit." "Yeah." "We got 10 bodies, all connected to Sway." "I know." "Adlard's starting a pool." "20-buck buy in?" "$50." "And they're all connected to Royalle." "Sure, circumstantially." "That's a big word." "Did you learn that in your personal morning today?" "I'm just saying there's..." "We don't have evidence." "Since when do you need evidence to lay at the feet of Johnny Royalle's every felonious act?" "We need evidence that the court will accept." "Not to mention require, beyond my personal opinion." "Well, then, today you might want to buy into more than Adlard's pool, it being one of your luckier ones." "What?" "Who's the one witness we have never been able to question?" "The one whose every road leads to Johnny fucking Royalle." "It's not often we get to meet our heroes in real life, but these young women you see here, they are all with us tonight to share their story and to meet the woman who inspired them." "And whose foundation has reached out to them, to show them that we can all be heroes." "So please, put your hands together and help me welcome the founder of the Retro Girl Foundation, the one and only Retro Girl." "Thank you all so much for coming." "We live in a world of heroes." "And those girls you just saw, they will be the heroes of tomorrow, whether they have powers or not, and that is the mission of the Retro Girl Foundation." "I'm not going to say anything, so you might as well take me to a cell." "You are so fucked, Calista." "I recently learned something really, really interesting about you." "You are 18 years of age." "Yeah, welcome to the wonderful world of the adult criminal justice system." "We are no longer two cops looking out for your best interests." "We're two cops looking to fucking bust you." "Royalle's not coming." "I promise you, you are the furthest thing from his mind right now." "Just talk to us." "I didn't do anything wrong." "Just supposing the apple doesn't fall far from the tree..." "Uh, Todd Davis Secor." "Assault, assault, assault with intent to cause bodily harm, assault, assault, assault with intent to kill." "And the winner, voluntary manslaughter." "You can't hold me for shit my dad did." "Listen." " We can help you." " We can keep you safe." "Could I, uh, have a word with you?" "One sec." "Tonight, you're going to meet some of those incredible girls." "Hey." "Excuse me, ladies, could you just give us a moment, please?" "Thank you." "...an amazing young woman that I'm very proud to say is our foundation's first mentor." "Zora." "I think there's something that you need to know." "She's going to introduce you after the third song." "Once you're up on stage..." "I know, I know." "You already told me." "You told me." "Bright acts of valor might garner all the attention, but it's the unseen daily acts of courage that change the world." "Okay, I'm going to wait backstage." "Okay." "I'll see you out there." "Okay." "That you will both reach your greatest potential." "You're also gonna hear some pretty kickass music." "Okay." "What?" "Just tell me that was a tactic." "What?" "To soften her up." "Get her to believe you're on her side." "Because you're not." "All right?" "You're not actually on her side." "Of course not." "No." "So what was that white-knight daddy shit in there?" "What?" "It's not daddy shit..." "I just..." "You know, she's not her father, okay?" "Mmm-hmm." "And I just thought maybe she could use some..." "Can I interrupt?" "Please, I'm begging you." "Oh, nice." "Hello, Calista." "I am so happy right now." "Fuck me." "Walker, you're not happy?" "I could dance a jig." "Oh, God." "What?" "The kid with her, he's..." "Krispin." "It's my old partner's kid." "Oh, man." "We ran the GPS on his phone." "He's at the Temple Theater." "We should go." "Yeah." "What do we do with her?" "I've got an idea." "So, put your hands together and give a very, very loud welcome to Alchemy!" "How are you guys feeling out there?" "No answer from Krispin's mom." "What do we think?" "Retro Girl's benefit is at the Temple." "Lots of press, lots of Powers." "Good place to send a message." "♪ Come back, believe me" "♪ You're gonna wish you'd followed" "♪ Me to the ends of the Earth" "♪ And to the end of time" "♪ Like no one ever has, they try" "♪ And battle on the way" "♪ Light" "♪ Is racing by you faster than we like" "♪ That's right" "♪ But would you please at least" "♪ Give me a little smile" "Have you not heard anything I've said in the past year?" "You want your foundation to be successful, right?" "This will help." "He's not here for you, he's here for Zora." "Are you kidding me?" "You are unbelievable." "I will stand aside, and I will let her have her moment, but you are fired." "Oh, come on." "You still need me." "Not if I don't play the game." "What, are you just gonna walk away?" "Watch me." "Sorry, Mom." "Krisp..." "Krisp!" "♪ Get on your knees" "♪ You want to make him..." "You think you're here to support a good cause?" "I'm here to show you that in the world of Powers, there's no limit to their hypocrisy." "What the hell's going on?" "This isn't a fundraiser, it's a scam." "Powers don't care about you or me." "Where's Retro Girl?" "They only care about their image." "What the fuck is this?" "And how to sell it!" "There's no real heroes." "Okay?" "There's no villains." "There's only the fucking show!" "This, this is the Powers' world." "Packaged, rehearsed, and 100% fake." "I am Red Hawk." "Zora!" "Krisp!" "Zora!" "I'm here for you." "You can't hide." "Gotta give 'em what they want." "Huh?" "What the fuck?" " Mom?" " No, no!" "That wasn't supposed to happen." "Can somebody help?" "I didn't..." "I didn't mean to." "Why didn't you stop me?" "This is Walker." "We're at the Temple Theater." "We need backup now." "Enough." "But he..." "He..." "Show's over, Zora." "Come on." "Come on, move out of the way." "Come on, man." "Like old times." "Like old times." "You can count on it."

"Subtitles by DramaFever" "[Episode 15]" "I'm not much of a hunter." "But, he was hanging out in front of my house so blatantly." "I caught him and brought him here." "Oh, I didn't kill him." "Instead, I did give him a small amount of tranquilizer." "No wait... it wasn't a small amount." "It was a lot." "He'll wake up much later." "Why did you bring him to me?" "He's one of infected that have been after the both of us." "Now that I've caught him, of course I should share." "Is that the only reason?" "Of course, I have a more important reason why." "Kill him for me..." "Director." "Whether it's a human or an infected, I've never killed before." "From what I saw of you last time, you seem very comfortable with it." "I'm not all that comfortable with it." "Why don't you take this opportunity to do it yourself?" "Isn't it something you ought try once anyhow?" "I'll do when the time comes." "But this time, I'd like to request that you do it." "And once it's done, please send me a picture." "It's not that I don't trust you, Director." "I'd like to see how he looks when he's dead." "He wouldn't show up somewhere alive or anything, right?" "I should get going now." "I'm sorry for the inconvenience I've caused." "Do you really the Director will get rid of that infected man?" "That's what I'm saying." "It will be a while before the tranquilizer wears off." "Whether he kills him or not, that's not what's important." "If he kills him, he's killing a long-time follower." "If he doesn't kill him, he's revealing his true self to me." "That's quite the dilemma." "That's true." "That could be more frustrating for the Director." "Then, we'll just sit back and wait for the picture proof." "Most likely, he won't kill him." "Why do you think that?" "It would hurt his pride." "To go along with my prank like that." "Then, we can sleep without a worry tonight." "Kill him." " But, Doctor..." " Kill him." "Thank you for all the years, Doctor." "J is like a brother to me." "So?" "I will kill Park Ji Sang instead." "Then everything will be..." "We've been together for 40 years." "It is enough that Do Sung and Hyuk Joong sacrificed their lives." "Tell me why!" "Tell me why you have become my weakness!" "I apologize." "I didn't save you from death, so that you could be insulted like this." "If we fail from a small mistake... all of our time together... it becomes nothing, but time we spent preparing for failure." "All that will be left is... nothing." "Why aren't you sleeping?" "Since you're body temperature is normal, aren't you cold these days?" "I can endure it." "It's not so bad." "Do you want to sleep in the room?" "What about you?" "I'll sleep on bed." "Chief, you can sleep on the floor." "There's lots of room the floor." "Forget it." "There should be a distinction between women and men." "Goodness." "Have you been living since the end of the Joseon era?" "I feel like I'm being an annoyance." "Should I just go back to my place?" "What are you talking about?" " Forget about it." " You startled me." "Why are you getting so upset?" "Don't leave until I've decided that it's safe." "Okay." "I won't leave until you finish making your decision." "Go to sleep." "Can't you stay a little longer?" "I'm having trouble sleeping tonight." "Should I sing you a lullaby or something?" "I don't need anything like that." "Just... stay next to me." "You don't even have to say anything." "Come in." "It's a nice morning, isn't it?" "Yes, it is." "By the way, you didn't send me that picture." "I waited all night." "I didn't think it was necessary to show you." "Why's that?" "There's no need to publicize a harsh image like that." "Because it's too harsh?" "Thank you for keeping my feelings in mind." "Well, we'll just say that I saw it then." "Since, I trust you, Director." "Oh right, I have something I need to do today." "There might be a small commotion." "Please understand." " Is that true?" " Yes." "But, how are you going deal with the aftermath?" "The aftermath?" "I was depending on you to take care of it." " Me?" " Yes." " Why?" "Can't you take care of it?" " Well, it's not that." "Do it!" "Just go for it." "I'll take responsibility." "Prepare the apparatus I need to withdraw blood, please." "I'll be drawing for maybe four or five patients." "Chief..." " Do you, perhaps, have approval?" " No." "It's just me, on my own." "We'll take care it, so don't worry about it, Nurse." "If another commotion arises like last time..." "I can't promise that it won't, but I'll end it as soon as possible." "As soon as possible." "This has nothing to do with you." "You can't get mixed up in this like last time, so step outside." "Go on." "I'll be fine." "Restrain them, like you did last time." "Don't let them get away." "If you keep doing this, it can get problematic." "Then, let it be a problem." "I'm asking you, politely." "Please hand over the blood sample." "Please move out of the way." "We're busy." "We can't move." "Move before I finish my counting." "If you don't, you'll spend the day looking at the ceiling of the clinic." "I'll make sure you can't get up." "You all should have taken my word for it." "Nurse, please call some people from the clinic." "That looked really painful." "Which way are they heading?" "Head over there right now." "How could something like this..." " Chief!" " Yes, yes." "Yes..." "These are the exam results for the multiple myeloma patient." "Did you check the patient's immunoglobulin, as well?" "Yes." "So, what were you up to?" "Uh... nothing." "Nothing." "You're acting strange lately." "It seems like you're hiding something." "Hide?" "What would I hide?" "What secrets would I have from you, Doctor Choi?" "Of course you do!" "Last year, when you had a prostate infection, for two weeks you..." "Hey, hey... why would you bring that up?" "Anyways if you have another secret, I'll be very upset." " For real." " Okay." "What's going on?" "Chief!" "These are blood samples from ward 21A." "Gosh, seriously those punks." "What are we?" "Criminals?" "I've set aside half of the blood you withdrew in another place." "Please pass it along to Joo Hyun Woo." "I will." "Thank you." "But, will you be okay?" "You've made a mess out of ward 21A." "This would never have been solved by being a gentlemen." "We should have done this to begin with." "If it weren't for my uncle back then..." "That's true." "And I wouldn't have been embarrassed that wench Suh Hye Ri." "I'm sure you know this, but please handle this with care." "Yes." "I'll take special care and handle it well." "You need pay special attention and handle it with care too." "Okay?" "Wait now, it seems like you all know something." "I feel like I'm slightly out of the loop." "There is something, isn't there..." "something only I don't know!" "Wow..." "I have never seen you enter without knocking, Director." "Please return the blood samples that you took." "Oh dear." "What should we do, Director?" "It's already being processed in the machine." "It is not something you people should handle so..." "It's not something we should handle so carelessly?" "Why don't we talk..." "Chief Park Ji Sang?" "I didn't realize you'd behave so brashly and thoughtlessly, Chief." "Using your skills as a infected on human beings is not right." "Actually, I am quite the fighter." "It wasn't necessary for me to use my skills as an infected." "It seems like you've become free of burdens, lately." "I had thought you were a very troubled person." "At that time, I had something to fear." "So, I felt anxiety about it." "But now, I have no reason for any of that." "Why did you do something like this today?" "You're utilizing our virus for this research." "So, I became very curious about it." "If this becomes public to the world, do you realize what would happen?" "That won't happen." "It will stay within that group only." "I have nothing to gain from telling everyone about this either." "It will be for our eyes only." "What would change if you all saw it?" "We would get to figure out why this research is falling apart." "You are always quite pessimistic." "It's not that I'm pessimistic, I'm just being honest." "On top of that, I suppose we'll find out just how talented you are, Director." "If you're not up for it, should we just stop now?" "No, why don't you give it a go?" "I'd like to hear a more objective assessment of my talents." "Thank you." "[Death Certificate]" "[Employee Information Card]" "Suh Hye Ri's place of residence is clean." "And her car is still parked in her parking lot." "By looking at her closet and make up, it's clear that she packed luggage." "However, I can't seem to locate her." "Her cell phone has been shut down, as well." "Stop the investigation for now." "I have something else in mind." "If you truly mean that and you are sincere..." "I hope you and I are alike." "I hope you will not be swayed or influenced by what's around you." "And stay true to your convictions." "Those convictions should be displayed by your loyal actions." "Sis." "Hey, Soo Yun." "I have a favor to ask you." "What kind of favor?" "You're seriously not leaving?" "You can't see the results." "The results are from the tests I ordered." "It's not allowed." "Never." "What is this?" "Any Joe Schmoe has a say now?" "Do not move." "Get the results." "I said... do not move." "What..." "Get out." "I can't leave." "Whether we give it to you or not, you won't be able to leave with it." "Yes, Director." "Yes, sir." "Shouldn't you show them to your seniors first?" "You're reading them first?" "Hey!" "It's really true they exist, right?" "Right?" "You should know since you saw the test results." "Then if you get infected with VBT-01... you become a vampire, right?" "I guess?" "What you tested today was made into vaccines, so it probably won't work." "In any case, you really need to keep this a secret." "This is a huge deal, for real." "Okay, I get it." "But if... this virus does exist in real life..." "Maybe Chief Park Ji Sang is infected, as well?" "I keep having these suspicions." "No way!" "You're going overboard again." "I'm going to find out." "For sure." "Hey, why do you need to find out about that?" "Why?" "Why are you getting angry?" "I mean you two are acting beyond suspicious." "Now that you guys live together..." "Hm, is it nice?" "Hm?" "We're not living together." "Careful what you say!" "Well, you guys are living together." "What else would you call it?" "I think something happened?" "The hospital's been noisy." "I think so..." "You shouldn't worry about it." "Honey, the drugs must be quite potent." "It gives me quite a bit of mood swings." " I'm sorry." " It's okay." "I understand." "Your progress alone makes things okay for me." "Thank you." "Rest while they are waiting on the test results." "Dad." "Yes, Soo Yun?" "I wrote a letter for you." "To encourage you." "You did?" "I didn't have any nice letter paper and envelope, so I just wrote it here." "She gave me the paper." "Here you go, Dad." "Wait!" "You can't read it out aloud." "Oh!" "Sorry Dad!" "Honey!" "Dad..." "Are you okay Soo Yun?" "Soo Yun..." "Soo Yun..." "Soo Yun?" "Choi Woo Shik got the third round of vaccine, right?" "Yes." "Tell me the truth." "About what?" "It's not the same vaccine that I know about, right?" "I said to tell me the truth." "I don't think I need to report to you?" "Just because Director values you, it doesn't mean I should do the same." "Please refrain from touching me from now on." "As you can see, these are the results." "I mean, what were they thinking?" "Oh, yeah." "There's a patient named Lee Na Jung, right?" "Yes, a child." "She doesn't have anything." "She's clean." "I guess they left her alone since she's still a kid." "Thankfully." "According to the analysis, it looks like the vaccine is embedded in the serum." "Is combining like that possible?" "I mean medically." "VBT-01 makes it possible." "What is it?" "I want to know more about the vaccine used for the third round." "Why all of a sudden?" "It seems to be different than what I know." "That's right." "It's much improved than the version you know." "Can you tell me more in detail?" "Simply, it's a hybrid of immune serum and vaccine." "The immune serum increases the immunity as expected." "But, the vaccine structure and its level is off." "It could be live vaccine, but still..." "VBT-01 subcultures were minimized." "What do you mean?" "It's not really a vaccine." "It's in a state similar to the infection." "If it's in a similar state as the infection..." "If its balance with the immune serum breaks, you can immediately become infected." "And the infected can infect others." "Of course." "Right now, that balance is a serious problem." "It's too unstable." "Why is your expression like that?" "Isn't vaccine with minimized subcultures our last resort?" "If the top method is the best method, then there's nothing wrong using it now." "Is something wrong?" "No, it's not that." "I was just curious." "It seems like you're asking many questions lately." "I'm sorry." "Doctor..." "I want to ask you once more." "Please make sure Na Jung is not used as a research subject." "Okay, I'll do that." "Ga Yeon." "I hope you do not become a weakness for me." "If you become my weakness, it would be a very fatal one." "I will keep that in mind." " Have you all gathered?" " Yes." "Make sure they are medicate themselves with the compound and hide their true form." "Yes, Doctor." "Hey!" "Who told you, you could leave the hospital?" "Huh?" "I'm sorry, sir." "I'm sorry." "All the orders all a mess because of you." "I'm sorry." "I'll start my shift right away." "Don't just say it..." "Sir, I'll take care of it." "Gosh, seriously!" "If you're heading out, you should have told me." "I'm sorry." "I don't know about him, but you can talk to me." "Yes, sir." "Okay." "Get changed and come to ICU." "Yes." "A night stroll for the first time in a long time." "How refreshing." "You had a lot to manage today." "Making appearances here and there." "Although the outcome is serious." "Oh, what's with him?" "Why do you keep smiling?" "Because I remembered something all of a sudden." "When I first came to work here, you and your LA-style makeup." "Gosh, seriously." "Why are you bringing that up?" "Don't do that." "Okay." " I said stop it!" " Okay." "Honey..." "Guess where I am!" "Honey!" "I don't know where you are." "Where are you hiding?" "I'm right here!" "You're so mischievous." "This place is full of flowers so I couldn't find you." "Oh, I don't know about that..." "Let's go." "What the heck was that?" "Shall we do it too?" "For fun?" "Don't even think about it." "Just once..." "As a joke." "It's for fun." "Even if it's a joke, I won't." "I can't!" "I said, don't do it..." "Guess where I am!" "Right there." "Goodness, you should pretend to not know like that other guy." "How can I pretend?" "When there's a talking flower..." "Oh, ugh, he is crazy." "What are you going to do with my hand?" "Shriveled from corniness." "I can straighten it for you." "If it's all straightened out, I can let go." "No, it'll take a while." "[32.2]" "Reset the CCTV recording right away." "Now!" "Make sure the guards don't talk." "Do you have hormone issues or something?" "You shed so much hair." "It's like that for all girls with long hair." "You never dated a girl with long hair?" "Nope." " Then what about girls with short hair?" " Never dated them." " Then what about medium-length hair?" " Never dated them." "Then you never dated a girl?" "When an infected feels love, the pituitary gland over-produces phenethylamine and oxytocin and it can be harmful." "And regulating emotions and cravings become difficult." "Oh, I see." "But, when you were close to me and when you held my hand before..." "Were you okay?" "You seemed fine on the outside." "I guess there wasn't much stimulation." "Oh..." "I guess I just invoke loyalty, friendship, colleague-ship or something like that." "There's an exception." "I didn't know this before." "I recently realized." "Even if the pituitary gland is significantly stimulated... if the other part gets stimulated more, it makes things okay." "Where is the other part?" "Here." "For me, it's here." "Let me conduct the experiment to finalize my findings." "You're nervous." "I think I'll be okay." "In the future, too." "All this seems unreal..." "With you." "I feel the same way." "Seriously, every timings in the world must be cursed." "Yeah." "What?" "I'm sorry, Director." "I had no choice." " I'm sorry." " What happened?" "It'll be okay." "Doesn't make sense." "There was no reason for suicide." "It makes no sense." " Are you the one in charge here?" " Yes." "There wasn't a note or a letter, but it's likely a suicide." "He is not the type!" "He was a very cheerful person." "If there's anything else, I'll give you a call." "Really, there wasn't anything going on, right?" "Yes." "When I last saw him, he was smiling brightly." "There's something more, right?" "I sensed a subtle smell of an infected." "Does that mean an infected came all the way here to hurt Byung Soo?" "Why Byung Soo?" "I don't know either." "But, if a person unrelated to the infection got killed by an infected... there's only one reason." "By chance, unintentionally, he must've learned their secret." "Just who was it that did something like this?" "The only thing we're sure of... seeing how the smell was hard to detect, it's an infected that uses that compound." "There's too much happening all at once." "I don't know what's going on." "The only other infected within the hospital is the Director, right?" "It could be someone from the outside." "Breaking in would be simple." "Whether it's external or internal, there's too much exposure to danger." "To the general public, that is." "You're right." "If we leave things be, we'll have bystanders become victims." "The body temperature compound." "What about it?" "The infected that take this compound..." "I'm wondering if there is a way to identify them." "Identify them?" "Perhaps this compound... might have a reaction with other unique compound materials." "That's true." "I wonder why I didn't think of that." "How could something like this happen?" " Suicide?" " I'm sorry, Chairman." "I'm making sure something like this doesn't happen again." "Taemin cannot afford to have even a small flaw." "Yes." "What about the police and the media?" "For the police, I spoken to Chief Lee Yoon Seok." "As for the media, they've already been blocked." "Okay." "Good job." "You can head out now." "Director, I need to speak with you for a moment." "I'm sorry." "I need to head into surgery." "Oh I see." "Then, I'll wait for you." "Wow!" "Your weight has gone up and your blood pressure improved." "Everything's good." "At this rate, you can get surgery next week." "Oh..." "I don't like surgery!" "Once you get surgery, you'll be better soon." "Okay?" "What?" "You always make my life so difficult." "I was going to say this next week, but I'll just say it now." "Please take good care of Na Jung." "It feels like you're her family." "Well, she feels like my little sister." "I'll take good care of her until the surgery." "Okay." "Don't neglect the other patient's though." "Okay." "What are you looking at?" "I was really disappointed by it." "Which part of it disappointed you?" "The immune serum was very roughly put together." "How could someone as smart as you get the golden goose and cut it open?" "Are you talking about minimized subcultures?" "So you know what I'm talking about." "You knew and you still took it out?" "In my judgment, now was the time." "I find your judgment very regretful." "Since it's already been made, good luck with that." "To put in other words, it's like a team that's losing 20-1... having to watch the other team on the offense in the 9th inning." " Chief." " Yes?" "It really does seem like you have no fear." "Of course." "You really didn't have to go that far." "It would've been great if your parents lived longer." "If they did, they would've taught you how to have fear and manners." "How to have fear and manners..." "You can keep at it." "Just be mindful of the counterpart." "I have a request, Director." "Even if the vaccine is not fully developed, can I get it administered?" "That's not possible." "It can cause a bigger problem." "That's fine." "Anything is better than now, don't you think?" "I can't, Chairman." "Why is it not possible when I myself want it?" "This research was funded with my money." "So do as I ask!" "Chairman." "Please calm down." "I'm sorry." "I got too worked up." "I told you we are almost there." "Why aren't you listening to me?" "Never let your frets cause foolishness." "Please don't forget, Chairman." "Doctor!" "Oh, Ri Ta!" "Wow, how long has it been?" "I know, right?" "What brings you by?" "I had a meeting with Doctor Park Do Min." "You can't just leave like this." "You should meet me or Associate Director." "Why... would I bother busy people?" "Still..." "I actually had some questions about my uncle." "Oh, you do?" "Did Associate Director tell you everything?" " About what?" " Oh." "She didn't tell you?" "If the Chairman comes asking to be vaccinated, don't respond and call me right away." "Okay, will do." "But..." "Weren't the patients in 21A injected with the vaccine even though it's unstable?" "Still, we can't to Chairman." "If he experiences adverse effects, we may not be able to continue our research." "I understand what you're saying." "Chief, the data you gave me..." "More specifically, VTH-16." " Yes." " It's truly amazing." "How you were able to develop such an antibody." "Hyun Woo put in a lot of effort." "I see." "But, as you know, it's a very dangerous immune antibody." "It'll kill off not only virus cells, but healthy cells as well." "Additionally, I ran some reaction tests with blood from 21A." "It was fatal as well." "The fact that we couldn't figure out why was the reason for ending the research." "It won't be easy to find the cause." "Perhaps impossible." "I, too, re-opened the research many times, hoping for results, but it always failed." "But, I will continue with this." "I will hold my ground with my will." "You should do that then." "Oh, how's your passive aggressive war with Director going?" "It's going well." "That's good to hear." "But, don't you think we need to provoke him with something more?" "Yes, I think so." "Aunt, your skin isn't looking too healthy." "I have too many concerns." "I also need to wrap up acquisition of Hanche Hotel." "Oh, right, did Uncle get a physical examination?" "That... he asked me to not say anything to you." "He did get one." "When?" "Last week at Sung Won Hospital." "He didn't want Taemin people to worry." "What about the results?" "His glucose level increased a bit, but he's okay." "I see." "That's a relief." "I was concerned about his hand tremors." "That's also because of his glucose level." "Okay." "You have to pretend not to know." "If you tell him, I'll lose credit with the Chairman." "Okay, I'll do that." "Doctor Yoo." " Yes?" " Is something wrong?" "No, you should go back to work." "I'm sorry." "I should have told you too." "She said it could be a problem at the next shareholder's meetings." "The Associate Director was concerned." "She said we should prepare in advance, so I told her about it." "I thought she would tell you herself." "She must have kept it from you to keep you from worrying." "Yes." "That must have been why." "But, Doctor... the rare illness my uncle has?" "As of now, is there no chance for recovery?" "Right now, that's how it is." "And one more thing." "Is this a hereditary illness?" "For you, there's a 50:50 chance." "Your father was fine." "But, that doesn't mean you will be safe." "I saw your composition." "Why don't we evaluate it together?" "I thought it was really a bomb." "Wow." "You're coming off extreme right off the bat." "It's quite the antibody." "It eats up everything it touches." " Does it have a name?" " Vampire to human." "VTH, the 16th version." "I like the meaning." "Anyways..." "What's your reason for showing this to me?" "I thought you'd need it." " Me?" " Yes." "You have a hypothetical situation." "If infection spreads through a region because your treatment fails... that region should be bombarded." "When you do attack, you should use this." "I don't know." "No matter how much I think about it, I don't think I'll need it." "Not enough time has passed for you to make that judgment." "I'll give you more time." "I miss the days when we first met." "We were very polite with one another." "And we respected each other." "I like things much better, right now." "Also, you keep insisting that your research is perfect." "I'm telling you, it's not." "So why did your team disperse like that?" "If you had stayed with Doctor Jung and your friends... you would have succeeded by now." "Oh..." "I see." "You couldn't bring it up to them because of pride." "'Let's work together.'" "I'm more than enough on my own." "Throw away your pride and just say it." "Then, at least, I will help you out." "What is it?" "Does it hurt your pride to ask me?" "Or... is it not a matter of pride?" "Did you perhaps... not get recognition from your mentor and your friends?" "Is that really it?" "Or..." "Let's see... did everyone say it couldn't be done." "But, you behaved recklessly and dangerously... and pushed forward on your own?" " Shut up." " Well now." "Why are you acting scary like this?" "What do you know to talk so carelessly in front of me?" "I'm talking because I know something." "I made the right call." "Everyone was scared without even trying." "An individuals' fear nearly threw everything down the drain." "Wasn't it your greed that you ignored your friends and mentor's conscience?" "They were perfectly wrong and they were cowards." "They never had any right to have this to begin with." "So, they were cowards who were wrong." "And they had no right, so you must have really hated them." "Don't talk to me in that way." "And that's what's made you think of having it all to yourself." "I told you not to talk to me that way!" "Is that why you killed them?" "My parents and everyone!" "That's right!" "I killed them!" "I ordered them killed!" "It was me!" "You didn't forget everything I said, did you?" "Whatever it is, show me everything." "I'll look at it for now and enjoy it." "You take pleasure in giving pain to the patients." "And on top of that, you murdered someone!" "This is the last time." "The last time the Director's affection's for you gets you special treatment." "You..." "I'll kill you very soon." "You say I've been bitten by a dog." "How would I stop a dog?" "I've found the real reason." "I want to love with a human's heart."

"What the hell's going on?" "No, it just happened." "Everything went black." "We got juice." "Yeah... sir, they just went back on." "How the hell should I know?" "Holy shit." "Shut the border." "Who are you?" "Marco Ruiz." "Chihuahua State Police." "Who are you?" "Sonya Cross." "El Paso Homicide." "You know who she is?" "She's American." "Okay." "Lorraine Gates, the judge." "There's a gal asking to talk to the cop in charge." "She's American." "The car came from El Paso." "It's ours." "Okay." "Detective Sonya Cross." "You have information?" "No, we just need to cross the bridge." "Oh." "You'll have to wait." "We can't wait." "My husband is having a heart attack." "This is a crime scene." "We need a hospital." "The bridge is closed." "Wait..." "I..." "I can pay you to let us cross." "Ma'am... you can't cross." "There are rules." "This is a crime scene." "I can't let you through." "What were you doing in Juarez?" "Don't you know danger?" "We were just looking at some horses." "____" "____" "____" "____" "____" "____" "____" "Officer..." " what was the make and model of the car?" " I don't know." "It's your job to know." "Our job is border security and interdiction, not dead bodies, ma'am." "The car would've crossed over into Juarez..." "And that makes it Mexico's problem." "Stop... hey!" "Stop!" "Hey!" "Stop!" "Who authorized that?" "Huh?" "I did." "You compromised the scene." "Her husband was very sick." "What's your name, again?" "Marco Ruiz." "Badge number?" "He needed a hospital." "There are hospitals in Mexico." "They're American, they wanted an American hospital." "Why does that matter?" "It does." "Here." "No right." "This is a U.S. case." "I don't need your body." "Just this morning, I got nine heads in the parking lot of City Hall." "Why tell me that?" "We've got our own dead." "How do you let that happen?" "Okay, muchachos." "The guerare taking the body, I'm going back to sleep." "For your tears." "Are you the one?" "Yes." "I am the one." "___" "Shh." "No, no, no, esperate." "I'm done." "Whoa!" "Oh, shit." "He said it's a routine procedure." "Nothing to it." "Charlotte..." "Charlotte..." "I'm right here." "I saw the other side." "I mean the goddamned hereafter." "Oh, I know." "Made me realize... you got to get your life right." "My life is just right." "Charlotte..." "I have to tell you something." "Okay." "I don't love you." "I want a divorce." "Are you sure it's Judge Gates?" "In two pieces." "Damn." "The Mexicans didn't want the body." "The feds?" "They don't know yet." "Well, they will." "Border patrol," "DEA, ICE, FBI... come morning, they'll all be sticking their beaks in." "It's mine, Hank." "Yeah, right now, it is." "So you know the feds are gonna want in." "Can you protect me?" "Yeah, I'll do my level best." "How the hell do you work this thing?" "What?" "Lorraine Gates on the bridge of the Americas." "I think somebody's trying to send a message." "What kind of message?" "Well, she's anti-immigration, she believes in the wall, anti-dream act." "Hell, she don't like Mexicans, thinks they ought to stay in Mexico." "Have you told the family yet?" "I'm on my way now." "It's the middle of the night and there are children in that house." "I know." "So tread lightly." "Their mother was murdered... there's no other way to say it." "Right, well, remember eye contact, all right?" "Right." "I will." "Good morning, Lieutenant." "Good morning, Miss Kitty." "How in the Sam Hill do you work this thing?" "I just go to Starbucks." "When was the last time you talked to your wife?" "She, uh... she was going to Austin for a conference." "Flying?" "No, she drove." "I called her around 10:30 but... there was no answer." "She was dead by then." "Excuse me?" "Wh... which is... is very sad for you." "Yeah." "Would you like a glass of water?" "How was she killed?" "I mean, what did they do to her?" "Did... we have two little kids." "Would you like a glass of water?" "No." "I'm gonna need your phone." "Okay." "Password-protected?" "I don't even know how to do that." "Any recent threats?" "Judges get lots of threats." "That's why I'm asking." "She just made a ruling against some Mexicans." "You know, stopping them from standing on the corners looking for work." "Why?" "Why what?" "Why can't they stand at a corner?" "Uh... it's a traffic issue." "You have a right to stand on a public street." "And to signal by your presence in that particular place that you're looking for day work." "What the hell are you talking about?" "Any affairs?" "No!" "Of course not." "Drugs?" "Lorraine was a mother, for Christ's sake." "My mother used drugs." "Okay, that's it." "Lady, I want you the hell out of my house." "I..." "I'm sorry if I didn't exercise empathy." "Gus." "Gus." "What?" "I can smell it." "What?" "Cómo what?" "The dope;" "la mota." "Where'd you get it?" "De Tico in school." "Do you know who Tico's Uncle is?" "Aurelio Guetta, hmm?" "Ring a bell?" "That's where your dope comes from." "It was just a joint." "Well, now you owe him." "Maybe his Uncle will ask you to make a delivery for him." "Drive him somewhere." " That's not how it is, okay?" " Oh, no." "Así es como es." "That is exactly the way it is." "That's how you get caught up." "All right, esos culeros, they reach out and get you like that." "Hmm?" "Como mosquito." "You're going across for class, coming right back, all right?" "No parties, no Tico." "Understand?" "Okay." "Okay?" "___" "___" "Okay." " Did you check on Gus?" " Yes." "___" "___" "___" "___" "Maybe he had, um... night class." " No." "No, he didn't." " No?" "Well..." "I'll talk to him tomorrow." "I don't know how you stand this place." "You learn so much at autopsy." "So, uh, did, uh, you go easy on the judge's husband?" "Yeah." "Well..." "Sonya." "I tried." " Anyway, he didn't do it." " No?" "Talked about all the right things." "Gave up his phone, which he doesn't even know how to lock, so... that's not the guy who wired the bridge lights to go out." "That's a good point." " Our guy has tech skills." " Hey..." "All right, meet you in there." "Got to warn Carmen she's waking up to an empty bed." "Morning, Sonya." "Okay." "Cause of death's right here." "Needle in the base of the spine and into the brain." "Quick, easy, almost painless." "This is a good one." "Gloves." "You been by to see him?" "Not recently." "Good." "Don't give him the satisfaction." "Denise." "Get your hands dirty, Hank?" " Pass." " All right." "Perfect bisection." "Keep going." "Denise, just come on with it." "Check out the other half." "White arms, brown legs." "Two different women?" "This one's a hispanic female." "Late teens, early 20s." "Son of a bitch." "Passport?" "How long were you in Mexico?" "A few hours." "What'd you bring back from Mexico?" "Uh, just a smile, officer." "What were you doin' in Juarez?" "Seeing a friend." "Yeah?" "I got a friend in Juarez." "Ain't seen him in six years." "Ain't worth getting shot." "Yeah, okay." "Listen, man, I..." "I was there for the señoritas." "Anything good?" "Oh, it's definitely worth a visit." "You have a good night." "Charlotte..." "How is he?" "Yes?" "Is this Marco Ruiz?" "Speaking, yes." "Sonya Cross, El Paso PD." "Mm." "The one in charge." "I remember." "Were you sleeping?" "I do that at night, yes." "There were two women on the bridge." "You found another one?" "No." "Two different bodies." "A lower half and an upper half." "Two different women." "___" "Did you find half a body in Juarez?" "Hispanic, late teens to 20." "You would have the upper half." "Ouch!" "Something wrong?" "No, no." "I'm listening." "Cut in half?" "Yes." "Do you have a girl that matches this description?" "Well, we have lots of bodies, we have I..." "lots of parts and... bones and, uh, skulls and..." "It could be a year old." "Her legs were frozen." "Frozen..." "Yes." "Can you look into it?" "Of course, yeah." "I'll do it first thing in the morning." "Who can I call to look into it now?" "¿oh, por que?" "Oh, I'll do it." "I'll do it." "I'll call you back." "When?" "Hello?" "___" "___" "___" "___" "___" " ___ - ___" "(Marco speaks Spanish)" "Vamanos." "___" "___" "___" "___" "___" "___" "___" "___" "___" "___" "___" "___" "___" "___" "___" "___" "___" "___" "___" "___" "___" "Okay, no, no." "No, no, no, no, no, no, no." "Mira... ___" "___" "___" "___" "Uh-huh." "___" "Cristina Fuentes." "___" "(Marco speaks Spanish)" "(Hugo speaking Spanish)" "___" "(Speaks Spanish)" "___" "___" "___" "___" "___" "(Hugo speaks Spanish)" "___" "___" "___" "Of course." "___" "___" "___" "Marco." "___" "___" "___" "___" "___" "___" "___" "___" "___" "___" "___" "___" "___" "___" "___" "___" "___" "___" "___" "___" "___" "___" "Gracias." "Buenas noches." "New Mexico, Arizona, have any missing girls?" "Nothing that matches our half." "Sheriff's boys are looking for the judge's car." "I guess by daylight, it turns up." "By daylight, the FBI is gonna be here." "I'll deal with the feds." "We're probably looking at some sort of task force situation." "Well, I want to lead it, Hank." "This is my case." "You sure about that?" "'Cause a case like this can change you." "I can handle it." "I'm not talking about jurisdictional bullshit." "I'm talking about two chopped up women." "It'll leave a scratch on your soul, give you bad dreams." "I don't dream." "Sonya Cross." "Cristina Fuentes, 19." "Came north to work in the maquiladoras." "Partial remains..." "Senor?" "Partial remains found in a death house with 22 others." "Death house?" "Yeah, old buildings where the sicarios dump bodies." "Fill up one, find another." "When was she found?" "About a year and a half ago." "It matches." "Can you send the file?" "I think it's better if I come to you." "She's one of them." "One what?" "The dead girls of Juarez." "Just give me half an hour, all right?" "No." "That's not necessary." "It's our case." "Hello?" "Hello?" "He's coming here." "Good." "Why is that good?" "Well, he's got a body of his own, right?" "He doesn't care about his." "He called you at 4:00 A.M. with her name, didn't he?" "Fine." "We got two bodies directly on an international border." "This case is gonna take us down south." "Last time I checked that badge on your hip don't mean shit in Juarez." "I told you to use the ladies room, Sonya." "Yeah." "Next time." "___" "___" "Watch out for the rattlesnakes." "They come out at night." "Help me, please." "You can scream if you want to." "There's no one around for miles." "You hurt yourself." "___" "You're in a safe place." "Ow!" "Ow!" "___" "You must be tired." "Sleep!" "I'll be back." "Hey, no, no, no, no." "___" "___" "Hey... hey... ___" "E-mail would have been quicker." "But not as pleasant." "I brought you breakfast." "Where's the file?" "Where are you going?" "Going with you." "Why?" "'Cause you've got my file." "My boss says there's going to be a task force." "Oh... probably." "Sure you want to be on it?" "Cristina Fuentes was found six blocks away from my house." "So, yes." "This is C.A.P..." "Crimes Against Persons." "We do homicides." "He needs a day pass." "It might be for more than a day." "Good morning..." "Kitty." "Good morning." "Who are you, hon?" "Uh, Detective Marco Ruiz." "(Speaking Spanish)" "Okay, okay." "Okay." "No comprendo." "Was born and raised in El Paso; don't speak a word." "Sorry." "Uh, I said I will be assisting Detective" "Cross in her investigation." "That ought to be interesting." "Why's that?" "Well, Sonya's an interesting gal." " I noticed." " Yeah." "Would you like a pan dulce?" "Oh, no, no, no, no." "I'm on a diet." "The ones with walnuts are really good." "N... oh, hell, okay." "Okay..." "It's just... thank you." "There you go." "Just keep it here for a coffee break." "Oh, all right, then." "Thank you." "See you later, Kitty." "I hope so." " Can we start?" " Yep." " You have your badge?" " Yup." " Need me to translate for you?" " No." " Hablas español?" " Bastante." "Oh, que bien." "Can you sit?" "Uh... no, actually, I can't." "You're irritating me." "Oh." "Then I just stand still." "Why can't you sit?" "I had a procedure... a vasectomy, a few days back." "I already have three children." "Two marriages." "It was time." "Do you have any children?" "No." "Why not?" "Evidence is collected but never processed." "Huh." "Yeah?" "Yeah." "Yes." " You drove here, right?" " Yup." "Pretend that chair is a car." "So... sorry." "Okay." "I'll try." "How was she killed?" "I don't know." "Your name's on the report." "Yeah, my name is on a lot of reports." "There are no interviews, not even with her parents." "(Speaks Spanish)" ""From the bowl to the mouth, the soup falls."" "What does that have to do with this?" "Cristina Fuentes is only one of 250 girls who disappeared last year." "They go missing from the buses, the factories... always 15 to 20 years old, dark hair, beautiful." "So, you have a serial killer?" "No one knows." "A... and no one tries to find out?" "There are just... too many." "And the chiefs... they really don't want us to investigate." "Easier that way." "Easier how?" "Hey, I'm Lieutenant Hank Wade." "Mucho gusto." "Marco Ruiz." "His name is on the report for Cristina Fuentes." "But he didn't investigate at all." "Well, now he gets a second chance." "Sheriff's department found the judge's car." "Where?" "Off of highway 180." " I guess she's driving." " Yup." " Bit of advice." " Yeah?" " Buckle up, amigo." " I will." "This all we got?" "Tape's stuck." "I can get it out." "Don't!" "The truck was my sister's." "She died." "I'm sorry." "So, you like horses?" "No." "Did you take money from that woman?" "What woman?" "On the bridge." "To let her pass." "No." "They say you're all corrupt." "Mexican police, you all take bribes." "Not all of us." "The cartels threaten everyone, and... sometimes, for some people, it's a lot easier to just... look the other way." "For a price, of course." "They give you money so you won't do the police work?" "Not exactly." "They tell you, "plata o plomo."" ""Take our silver, or take our lead."" "So, you just let the girls die?" "I do the best I can." "But the situation is... (Speaks Spanish)" "You should try harder." "Of course I should." "I heard about señor Karl, señora." "Did you tell the rest of the staff?" "Yes." "Good." "Because I don't want to be disturbed." "(Speaks Spanish)" "Bueno?" "Karl?" "Who is this?" "No one has bothered you, huh?" "No." "This was in Karl's pocket." "Have you seen it before?" "No." "Why?" "A woman called for him." "He's gone, Cesar." "You answer to me now." "Sí, señora." "Who is she?" "I don't know." "What about this?" "I found it in his wallet." "Miss Charlotte, I don't know." "I..." "You're lying, Cesar." "What is it?" "It's better that I show you." "Come." "Where are we going?" "It's just a little further." "I've never seen this part of the ranch." "Come." "Down there." "Oh, goddamn it, Cesar, I don't like this." "It's okay, señora." "Come." "There." "Is that what the key's for?" "Sí, señora." "What's in there?" "Ma'am, you may not want to look." "Excuse me." "Of course, it's county jurisdiction." "The case originated with El Paso PD." "Sheriff's department found her body." "Course..." "This is my case, not the county's." "Step aside, please." "Suit yourself." "He drained the blood." "He's neat." "We dealing with a doctor?" "Maybe." "Where's her purse?" "Driver's seat." "Ah." "Everything's there." "Cash, credit cards, what have you." "Did it all by the book." " Did you pull her I.D.?" " No, ma'am." "Then it's missing." "Maybe that is his trophy." "Did Cristina have her I.D.?" "I don't remember." "Well, her parents would know." "We'll go to Juarez, ask them." "I don't think that's a good idea." "Why?" "Oh, you want to put up your hoodie, tug back your hair?" "Uh, I'm not taking you to Juarez." "Forget about it." "Would you like to write up the scene?" "Go ahead." "Judge Gates." "Boy, she needed bent-over-a-couch, bad." "Yeah, well, she got worse." "Half of her is in the pecos morgue." "And the Mexicans want in on this?" "Their half is one of the missing Juarez girls." "Well, putting up them pink crosses sure as shit ain't working." "This fella know about Sonya?" "Know what?" "That she's a bona fide whack job?" "Have you seen what she keeps in in the bottom drawer of that desk?" "No I have not, Timmy." "Nor do I care." "Oh, Hank, listen, if you've seen it, then..." "Marco Ruiz, Tim Cooper." "Well, buenas dias." "Howdy, partner." "You have the footage of the bridge?" "I do." "Went a few rounds with those homeland security jag-offs, but I got it." "Sonya, can I talk to you a second?" "And it looks like you're stuck with me," " Detective Ruiz." " That's okay." "Have a seat." "What is this?" "Oh, um," "I filed a report on Marco with the Mexican state police." "Yeah, I see that." "He compromised the scene." "He let an ambulance drive through it." "Because a man was having a heart attack." "Yes." "Sonya, I would have done the same thing." "Absolutely the same thing." "No evidence was lost." "How do you know?" "Look, Sonya, you're gonna have to work with Detective Ruiz." "I know." "Well, filing that report is gonna effect your ability to do that." "Why?" "Because people don't like to be ratted out to their bosses, that's why." "Then they should follow procedure." "You're gonna have to learn to get along without me." "I can't be sweeping up after you forever." "What do you mean?" "Well, there's a gal up in Gainesville asked me to show a couple of horses for her, and" "I think I'm gonna do it." "And Carmen wants to travel." "She wants to go to Paris." "I don't want to go to France." "I'd go to England in a heartbeat." "I'd like to see their big old clock they got." "Wait, I... you're gonna retire?" "Well... yeah, I can't do this forever." "What about me?" "You'll be all right." "You'll be all right." "I j..." "I just asked for the paperwork, that's all." "We got something." "What do we got?" "Son of a bitch knew there were cameras." "Sure it's him?" "Timing is spot-on." " So did you run the plate?" " Yes, sir." "That's Daniel Frye." "What, you know him?" "Who's that?" "Dick-wad reporter." "El Paso Times." "I thought you were across the border." "Just got back." "You're wasting your life on that beat." "You know that, right?" "I'm wasting my life, huh?" "Some Mexican shot another Mexican?" "Weird." "No." "I was meeting a woman who helps pregnant girls over the border." "It's for my piece on anchor babies, you know, like the..." "I don't know, and I deeply don't care." "And guess what, neither do the 15 other people that read this rag." "Well, I care." "That's great." "Sherry is looking for you." "You have a deadline." "Sherry can eat me." "Piece is on her desk." "Where were you?" "Down the street, reporting." "Drinking, you mean?" "Are you my mother, Adriana?" "No." "Oh, that's right." "You're just a little cub reporter." "Let's see, I've written for the New York Post," " the Houston Chronicle..." " I know." "So don't tell me how to deal with a goddamn editor." "Got it?" "Fine." "Good luck with your Mexican baby story." "Sounds fascinating." "Oh, come on." "What the hell...?" "Oh, shit." "Daniel Frye's not answering." "What's his story?" "Pill-head... he's been arrested for battery." "He organized enough to freeze a girl for a year and slice a judge in half?" "Well, it was his car on the bridge." "What's going on?" "We have a car rigged with a bomb." " A black BMW?" " Affirmative." " Bomb squad's got it under control." " Excuse me." "Excuse us, man." "Officer!" "Ma'am, fall back please." "The car belongs to Daniel Frye." "He's wanted in connection with a double homicide." "He's the one who called it in." "He's trapped in there." " I need to speak..." " Ma'am, please." "This is as far as you go." "Call him again." "Just... call him again." "Hey... hey!" "The bomb is in the ba..." "It's... it's in the back seat." " It's ticking." "It's going." " Stay calm!" "Stay calm." "Okay, but i... it's got... you gotta go." "It start... it won't stop." "It's very important that you don't move." "I'm not gonna move." "Just... hurry." "Windows wired in." "Possible motion control activation." "Let's get the borescope in there and take a look." "Oh, my God." "Just go faster!" "Just a little faster, please!" "Daniel." "Just please help me get out of the car." "Detective Sonya Cross." "Were you on the bridge of the americas last night?" "What?" "What?" "Were you on the bridge, yes or no?" "Uh, no, I was here all day." "I don't know..." "I'm not sure how that's gonna help me get out of the car." "Do you know Judge Gates?" "Uh... uh, who?" "Judge Lorraine Gates." "Just... just... just from, like, uh... just from, like, cases and stuff." "What cases?" "Oh, my God." "It doesn't matter what cases." "Just... please, you got to... you have to tell them that the... the t... the ticker, it just keeps going." "Yeah, yeah, yeah, put that thing in... put... put, put it in." "So, y... yeah." "Oh... oh, my God." "How about Cristina Fuentes?" "I am so screwed." "Daniel, this is important." "Important?" "I'm about to get my ass blown up." "Can you please stop asking me questions about a judge?" "Thank you." "Have you written about Judge Gates?" "Um, oh, my God." "Um, yes, at some point I'm sure I have, but..." "When?" "Stop asking me questions and please just help them!" "You got to get me out of this car." "Um... the, uh... the ti... the timer just jumped a minute." " Hey." "Hey, the... the timer just..." " Abort." "The timer just jumped a minute." " Fall back." " No, no, no, no!" "Don't... wait, wait, wait." "Bring it back!" "Wait, wait." "Excuse... y... y... don't leave me." "Wait, you have... you have to tell them that I... that there's still time." "No, no, no, no, hey!" "Hey, you tell them to come back here right goddamn now!" "He's sitting on a bomb." " No one can help him." " So he'll tell me the truth." "Daniel, you must speak to me." "There's still time." "There's still..." "Do you hear me?" "You must talk to me." "Yes?" "Everything will just stop." "The body will feel no pain." "Are you sure?" "Don't look at the clock." "Do you know your car was used to dump two bodies on the bridge?" "No." "I need you to focus." "Who would do this to you?" "I've screwed..." "I've screwed over so many people." "When?" "Recently?" "I'm not ready to die." "I'm just..." "I'm just not ready to die." "Don't look at the timer." "Okay." " That's it!" " Cover up!" "Fall down!" " Frye's?" " No, ma'am." "It was rigged into the bomb." "There's a message." "There are five murders a year in El Paso." "In Juarez, thousands." "Why?" "Why is one dead white woman more important than so many dead just across the bridge?" "How long can El Paso look away?" "We've got some interesting times ahead." "This is only the beginning."

"Three things are important in History." "First of all, numbers... secondly, numbers... and thirdly, numbers." "This means, for example... the blacks in South Africa... are bound to win some day... while Nonh American blacks will probably never make it." "Histoy is not a moral science." "Legality, compassion, justice... such notions are foreign to histoy." "Interview with Dominique StArnaud, by Diane Léonard... for, Writers Today." "You're Chairperson of the History Department... and you've just published Changing Concepts ofHappiness." "Can you tell us about it?" "It's my premise that the concept of personal happiness... permeates the literature of a nation or civilization... as its influence wanes." "What do you mean by "personal happiness"?" "The expectation of receiving... instant gratification in daily life... and that this gratification constitutes... the normative parameter of existence." "Can you give us a concrete example?" "Take marriage, for instance." "In stable societies, marriage is a mode of economic exchange... or a unit of production." "Meaning?" "The success of a marriage doesn't depend on the personal happiness of the 2 individuals." "The issue never even comes up." "A developing society places greater imponance... on the collective good, orfuture happiness... than on personal satisfaction." "In Rome, for example... the idea of conjugal love first prevails in the 3rd centuy, under Diocletian... as the Empire is collapsing." "And in Europe, Rousseau's idea ofhappiness... ushered in the French Revolution." "So I pose the question:" "Is the frantic drive for personal happiness... we see in society today... linked to the decline of the American empire... as we are now experiencing it?" "How's that?" "I need another 5 minutes." "Milan Kundera didn't show." "Just stretch it out." "How?" "Social disintegration, decay of the elites, you know." "Strange that she barely mentions women in her book." "It wasn't her subject." "Still..." "To ignore it..." "Who'd want to equate feminine powerwith social decay?" "But women's rise to power has always been linked to decline." "It's symptomatic." "You can tell herthat later." "Thanks!" "Speaking of feminine power... you should see the Vietnamese girl in my class!" "With Orientals, I have this feeling... they're giving my money to their sick brother." "I can't imagine them ontologically perverse." "I Telephone ringing]" "Sebastian broke the window in the back door." "I've covered it, but should I call in a repairman?" "I I'll do it Monday.]" "And my car's dead." "It must be the staner." "Sylvaine had a fit 'cause I couldn't drive herto ballet." "I Uhhuh.]" "Dominique and Diane aren't here yet." "So don't wory if we're a little late." "No problem, we'll wait." "Danielle wants to speak to Pierre." "I love you." "Really?" "You?" "I Me?" "]" "You still love me?" "Yes, of course." "You're scared to say it because of Rémy, eh?" "I See you later.]" "Can we help?" "After I've prepared the trout." "The shallots please." "My back's really huning." "You should take a swim." "The water's so cold, and I swim badly." "Making love is the only exercise I really enjoy." "Turn over." "Oh, to be slim, young and attractive..." "I'm forever on a diet." "I weigh myself evey morning." "I'm terrified of getting flabby." "My problem is..." "I was born in the wrong era." "I was made to be fat." "My grandmother, never did anything more strenuous... than play the organ in church." "She was an enormous woman who loved to eat... and drank vermouth with her sugar donuts." "In those days, men liked theirwomen big." "There's no vesiga, I suppose." "Use the tapioca." "There's a Polish store that sometimes has vesiga." "But it's way out in Brossard!" "I took Leni Eisenbach to a Chinese restaurant in Brossard." "In Brossard?" "Is there a good Chinese restaurant in Brossard?" "What?" "Hand me the parsley." "I was still married then." "I don't get it." "Visual idiots!" "Perhaps you should draw him a picture." "So, tell me." "A month before, I'd invited a student to Delmo's for seafood." "Naturally, intending to screw her madly afterwards." "Never changes." "Afriend of my wife's spotted us." "She had just separated." "Her husband was cheating on her of course." "She hated men." "Familiartune." "At 4 am." "When I say the faculty meeting ended late... my wife asks me if the oysters were fresh." "Horror ofhorrors!" "This explains why married men frequent the suburbs." "I discovered amyl nitrite in Brossard." "What's that?" "Drug for hean patients... dilates the blood vessels instantly." "You had a hean attack, in Brossard?" "I'd picked up 2 girls hitching to New York." "Couldn't pass them by." "Not at night!" "So I paid fortheir motel." "Ah, Christian charity!" "It had its rewards!" "They offered to sleep with me." "Two kind souls." "Lovely bodies too." "One of them placed a tiny pill on the night table." "Is that the chicken stock?" "Yeah, and get the velouté." "She told me to take the pill 15 seconds before coming." "Amyl nitrite just before orgasm..." "Absolute ecstasy..." "St. John of the Cross." "But it ages your hean years." "I'm such a jerk..." "I was so excited, I forgot to take it." "I brought it home... and took it the next night, with my wife." "Told her it was a test for the school of pharmacology!" "There's a diver in the pool." "He must be from the club." "You're shivering!" "The water's freezing." "Go take a sauna." "What're those?" "What?" "Those marks." "Nothing... from my judo class." "Judo?" "So I told my daughter." "She's insanely jealous." "I'm having a weird affairwith this guy." "Unbelievable." "Someone I met in a bar." "What does he do?" "I prefer not to know." "For openers, he said it was time I met a man like him... a real man." "He's never made love to me normally... always from behind... like a man." "Before him, I couldn't stand that." "The first few times he pulled on my hair... like a mane." "Then... he staned spanking me... on my ass and thighs." "Next it was his leather belt." "Then he began... tying me to the radiator..." "In more and more degrading positions." "I had never come like that." "But I have to stop." "It's getting dangerous." "You're afraid ofhim?" "No, it's me I'm afraid of." "I'm the one who always wants to go funher." "I'm the one in control." "I've neverfelt so powerful." "The power of the victim is incredible." "He's totally dependent on me." "It's got nothing to do with wife beating." "It's a game that has fixed rules but no limits." "We could even kill each other." "The strangest pan is, I don't love him." "He knows... how to get right into me." "You lie through yourteeth, that's what saves you." "What else can one do?" "Lying is the basis of all love affairs... of our vey social existence." "Refusing to lie would be much the same as telling an eminent colleague from Laval University... who's devoted years to the histoy of Catholicism in Canada... that he can take..." "Bishop Bourget's sermons... roll them vey tightly... and slowly shove them up his ass." "Not Bishop Bourget's sermons!" "Instead... you shake his hand warmly and say..." ""Vey impressive!"" ""Outstanding research!"" "Think so?" ""Brilliant fact checking!"" "Really, gentlemen, you're embarrassing me!" "Same with women." ""Your hairdo makes you years younger."" ""I thought about you all day."" ""Wanted to call."" ""We can still be friends."" "I couldn't endure a separation." "The screaming, threats of suicide... finding an apanment, fighting overthe furniture." "I knew a couple who even divided up their spice jars." "It's easierto stay together." "Couples renovate their houses... crosscounty ski to Povoknituk..." "Or scourthe sex shops for chains and whatever." "They swap wives in suburbia." "Anything to escape the years ofboredom." "Love, the kind that makes your hean race... makes you send flowers... lasts 2 years at best." "Then the compromises begin." "Life's a compromise." "We've been married years... and still have wonderful times." "You don't have kids." "It's not the same." "I want to be with mine evey day... not evey otherweekend." "You're flushed." "Oh...?" "My sauce won't thicken." "I divorced for purely physical reasons." "I was scared to death of the phone." "When you have affairs... the poorthings are bound to fall in love." "It was awful... knowing one day, one of them would call me at home." "Evey time the phone rang... my hean skipped a beat." "It's been years now." "With Danielle, it's different." "Still, when the phone rings at night..." "I Telephone ring]" "I panic, totally." "Who is it?" "Awoman." "Oh, hi mom." "The young lady who answered...?" "She's a student." "A girl called you last night." "She spoke English." "Oh yeah?" "I didn't understand much." "Guess not." "She said her name was Barbara." "Must be the girl from the conference in San Diego." "She sends..." ""a warm kiss"." "Oh?" "She's a lovely girl." "Terrific organizer." "Barbara Michalski!" "She'd done her Ph.D. At San Diego... on the impact of working women in Chicano families." "She was brilliant." "That's what seduction's about... not big breasts or long legs." "It's in the mind." "We were together only days." "We went camping in the Baja." "I knew nothing about psychology." "So at night, before we made love... she'd tell me about R.D. Laing, antipsychiaty... so many things." "I could've listened to herfor nights on end." "I Knock!" "Knock!" "]" "Hi, Rémy." "Sory I'm early." "Am I disturbing you?" "Not at all." "What are you up to?" "Some filing." "What's in that file?" "Nothing." "It's on Shiite factions in Lebanon." "Are you sure?" "Why Lulu..." "I'm as clear as spring water." "Yeah, transparent even." "Wholesome as fresh bread." "What became ofher?" "I don't know." "We used to phone each other." "Then she disappeared." "Probably married some dumb Mexican." "Whenever I'm in the libray..." "I look for her name in the psychology journals." "I'll probably never see her again." "I think about her a lot." "How tragic!" "What're you thinking?" "I was thinking how happy we are." "I'm not completely naive." "I'm sure Rémy has flings now and then, on his trips." "But at home he's good." "The one time he wasn't, I was with him." "So I don't wory." "Meaning?" "I don't know ifl should tell." "We'd heard about a doctor... an old school buddy of Rémy's... who organized rather unusual panies." "He had invited us... and we decided to go." "What was it like?" "There were a dozen couples... professional people mostly." "A psychiatrist too." "People from about 30 to 50." "What happened?" "It was a bit strange." "First, they waited for eveyone to arrive." "Then we went to the basement." "It was spacious... with thick carpets, lots of pillows... soft lighting..." "They showed a porno video." "People began to dance." "It wasn't really dancing... more like venical foreplay." "Then suddenly eveyone was making love... all overthe house, in the rooms upstairs." "You too?" "Yeah." "But just once." "I wasn't what you'd call... the life of the pany." "Rémy was more active." "I saw him with 2 women." "Who did you fuck?" "I don't even know." "You don't talk much." "The man making love to me was taking his time..." "That's good." "Yeah, it's just that his wife... must've hit on a premature ejaculator." "Because she arrives..." "Charles..." "What?" "Aren't you being a little slow?" "Thérése, please!" "Come on!" "Come on!" "Are you serious?" "I swear!" "Are you enjoying him?" "Thérése!" "Uhhuh." "Coming dear." "Alright, see you later." "So he staned in for real." "I did my best to help him." "You shouted, "More, more, more!"" "Let's say I kept it to... heavy panting." "Anyway, finally it worked." "He had his little orgasm and went off to find his wife." "Did you come?" "Well, no." "He didn't know me." "I'm not like you, Diane..." "I was doing it mainly for Rémy." "What do you mean, not like me?" "Well, it was... for married couples." "Married?" "That's right." "These people... are absolutely faithful, do everything together." "For me it was a way... of showing our love." "Have you evertried it?" "Wife swapping panies, orgies, that son of thing?" "I never mix my marriage with my sex life." "I may cheat on Louise, but I know she's the one for me." "Yes?" "Diane's not around?" "Not yet." "Which is her place?" "The one in back." "Right next to mine." "The door's probably locked." "I'll go see." "Not bad!" "Yourtype, eh?" "It's asking fortrouble." "I was in love with someone like him." "It lasted 6 months." "He was killed." "Motorcycle accident." "That's when I began cruising." "I'd be cruising evey night ifl could." "I thought you were." "Not anymore." "I can't teach the next day." "The only time I feel alive is when I'm cruising." "It's incredible, I become... crazed... electrified..." "I know the feeling." "But for me it's dangerous." "Afriend was stabbed in the shower." "I can't help it." "Some nights ljust have to fuck someone..." "Anyone." "It doesn't matter." "Like an alley cat on the prowl..." "The urge is overwhelming." "I'm always being robbed." "Guys take off with records, wine, my watch." "I'm not physically brave... but when it hits..." "I can set out at 4 am." "On an expedition... through the saunas of Los Angeles... orthe heaviest bars in St. Pauli in Hamburg." "That's why I live alone." "I never know how the day will end." "Even if nothing happens... the possibility still exists." "Knowing I have to be home at 6, 'cause the old lady has supperwaiting... would kill me." "The old lady orthe old man." "Same thing." "I like knowing supper is ready... and stopping off on the way home." "When I'm in love, I become monogamous." "It lasts a while... then the beast rears its head." "I turn into a public menace!" "I swear, they should lock me up." "I once visited a brothel... on the way to my mistress." "Ty explaining that to a woman." "Oh damn." "What?" "We're out of eggs." "I've got some... the plastic kind from the village." "I couldn't buy any in the city." "They'll do." "It was locked?" "She shouldn't be long." "I'm not like you guys." "I don't need to fuck a new girl evey day." "I didn't either at your age." "But you can't correct our students' papers forever." "You still have to do your Ph.D." "You'll want to buy an apanment... maybe a county house." "It keeps your mind occupied." "Perhaps you dream of writing an imponant book." "I know I'll never be a Toynbee or a Braudel." "All I have left is... sex... or love." "What's the difference?" "I don't know what's left for me." "That's why age leads to vice." "I don't have all that ambition." "Ljust want to be happy." "I need some water." "Would you like mineral water?" "Doesn't yourtap work?" "Are you on medication?" "A home remedy." "It's real strong." "I take multivitamins." "Must be good foryou." "I'm gonna split." "What about Diane?" "I'll be back." "Wittgenstein wrote that... our only cenainty is the ability to act with the body." "Ifl'm in love, I get hard." "Ifl don't get hard, I'm not in love." "Otherwise, you're deceiving yourself." "Like a woman who says she still loves you... when she's as dy as sandpaper... and you remember how she'd be dripping... if you so much as kissed her on the neck." "Roger had me sleep with his best friend." "In fact, for 6 months we all slept together." "I can recommend it 2 mouths, 4 hands..." "It's not as easy as all that." "I tried it in Maninique with 2 young blacks." "As soon as they opened their mouths it was over." ""Madam not know Maatinique... if no sleep with Maatiniquers."" "They show me a gold bracelet..." ""A gift from her HonourJudge Thibodeau."" "They're so macho!" "I'm paying... but they tell me what to do." "White woman on her knees before the black boy's cock." "Not your style, eh?" "Not exactly." "I prefer African blacks." "Like Mustafa?" "No thanks!" "Men who drool over me..." "I don't know, Africans are somehow... warmer." "Of course they're polygamous..." "You get used to it." "What do you mean?" "Well..." "It's not 4:30!" "It's 4:30?" "Shit!" "I told Louise I'd meet her at 4." "I wanted to buy the kids Christmas presents." "My shin!" "The den." "My sweater?" "On the sofa." "Your ring!" "It was great." "See you tomorrow." "I always come back to Italians." "They're impossible, but..." "Ah, my first visits to Italy..." "I was continually being robbed." "The guys would take my passpon... my traveller's cheques, my watch..." "But there was lots of amore." "Such simple souls, they shout 'Mamma' when they come." "The first time a man shouted 'Mamma'..." "I thought his mother had come in." "I wanted to hide underthe bed." "You're sure you don't have AIDS?" "It's 2 to 5 years incubation." "Like to test my saliva?" "You're not scared?" "It's pan of the pleasure." "Anyway, disease is pan of sex." "Ever heard women talk about their insides?" "The fibromas, vaginitus, salpingitis..." "Chlamydia... spirochaetes..." "Herpes... soft chancres!" "To think... you actually dip your cocks in that!" "Our cocks... ourtongues..." "Staphylococcus aureus!" "Come on, that's in the throat." "My poor boy... it can spread ever so easily from herthroat to your pecker." "Then its hello urethritis with staphylococcus aureus!" "And the hospital on an empty stomach once a week for months!" "Explain that to yourwife!" "You can't make love, leave forwork at 7... once a week." "Without breakfast." "You can't drink because of the antibiotics." "Not to mention the stains... you ty to wash out of the sheets... while yourwife's in the shower." "It's not as bad as AIDS." "Otherwise homosexuality would be paradise on eanh." "They're already better dressed, more cultivated..." "They're gayertoo." "Such a sense ofhumour." "They're better cooks, just look at his dough." "Yes, but I'm going to Hell." "Save me a seat." "They have friends all over." "When a man tells me, "I stayed with friends in Amsterdam..."" "I know he's gay" "My friends are married and have children... their apanments are crammed." "And my old girlfriends are with men who don't want me around." "They're even better looking." "That's the worst." "Here are your 2 classic hetero's... overweight, noses too long, our complexions are..." "Ravaged!" "So the question is... are we hetero because we're not goodlooking... orwould our looks improve if we were gay?" "Serious matter." "Atruly superb teenage boy looking in the mirror must think..." ""This is too good for a woman!"" "Exactly!" "Yes, but... the moustache." "Kissing a moustache..." "You have to get to them before they have one." "He's a worse perven than me!" "I'm not talking about myself." "Really, I'm no pederast, but... aesthetically speaking... nothing compares to the ass of a 12yearold boy..." "Not the Sistine Chapel orthe B Minor Mass." "At 12, a boy's ass is sublime." "By that age, girls have gone flabby." "Matter of taste." "A guy in a bar once said to me, "Honey, a hole is a hole."" "Should've called me in." "He may be right." "Plus the joy ofliving with someone who doesn't menstruate." "Louise turns into a monster4 or 5 days a month." "I nearly strangled her one Sunday, last winter." "There had been a huge snow storm." "I wanted to take my carto buy the papers, but I got stuck." "Of course, I'm blocking her car... so she can't go to hertennis lesson." "She made an ugly scene..." ""You should have let me out first." "You never could drive in the snow!"" "I should move out a week before her period." "The Sunday Times is sacred, of course, snowstorm or not." "Naturally he gets stuck, which means I can't go to tennis." "My last chance to see François for a month!" "I was furious!" "François was the tennis pro?" "Yeah, he was going to some tournament." "I was climbing the walls!" "The fact I couldn't say why, made it even worse!" "How long had the affair lasted?" "It wasn't an affair." "Nothing had happened." "But that Sunday I felt something might." "That's what made me mad..." "I hadn't done anything wrong." "I wasn't sure when he'd be back." "Finally I got my nerve up." "I called." "I know you're not supposed to, but..." "His daughter answered." "He lives with his 14yearold." "I heard him ask who it was." "She said, "Probably one of your mistresses."" "I hung up." "Neverwent back." "Well, I did once." "I didn't go in." "I saw him with a woman." "Ayoung woman." "At least you still had Rémy." "When you live alone, you get used to it." "Your sex drive vanishes." "You stop thinking about it." "Then an old lover comes along... or someone else by accident." "Can't you sleep?" "What is it?" "I want to sleep in my own bed." "It's snowing." "I like sleeping alone." "Me too, but not all the time." "Now you're awake... you want it again." "But he's had his fun, so he's gone." "Leaving you with asymptomatic gonorrhea." "Nice, eh." "All that, just to have some creature to warm your bed." "I'd stoop to almost anything... for a warm body Sunday morning." "Though you don't even need a man." "I cuddle with my daughter..." "We smooch." "How old is she?" "Twelve." "Aren't you worried...?" "I mean, psychologically..." "No." "In therapy, after my depression..." "I was afraid I was a lesbian." "Why afraid?" "I don't know..." "Have you ever slept with a woman?" "Yeah, a few times." "You too?" "Uhhuh." "God!" "I'm always so scared ofbeing abnormal." "Isn't that a lot?" "We'll send some to Mustafa... in Ouagadougou." "They love coulibiac in the Sahel." "With sour cream and Roben Mondavi." "You're disgusting." "Not at all!" "No one's more devoted to the Negro." "I personally took Mustafa down to the strip last Thursday." "When did he leave?" "The next day." "That was the problem." "In 2 months he hadn't laid a single Canadian." "He was feeling so dejected." "Don't you mean erected?" "Our coeds must be losing interest in the Third World." "Anyway, I took him to St. Lawrence Street" "We spotted this gorgeous blonde, tallerthan me... done up in red silk." "Mustafa was licking his chops." "I negotiated for him." "Wouldn't want him to squander UNESCO funds." "Evening, Miss." "A pleasure to meet you." "I'd like to introduce a friend." "A great guy, but shy." "He's a brilliant historian." "A specialist on Mossy culture." "Think ofit... as your contribution to African relief... like singing in We Are the World." "Get the picture?" "Okay with me... but your Negro's in for a surprise." "Oh boy!" "That's not quite what we had in mind." "I thought I'd bettertell you." "Vey thoughtful!" "Vey!" "We'll be off." "Goodnight... and good luck." "You too." "Come on." "Why?" "I'll explain later." "She's racist!" "Get offit!" "She's not racist, she's sexist." "We walked overto St. Louis Square... and found two lovely little brunettes." "I even took one for myself." "I'd been feeling tired... and that's when I like a brunette." "Tall, lazy blonds take too much work." "In sex, practice makes perfect." "My best lovers have always been those who fucked the most." "Are brunettes always best?" "It depends." "Forwinteryou want someone big and warm." "For summer someone tender." "French girls for sparkle." "Fresh California orange juice!" "And the aromas!" "The Jewesses' and Arabs' fragrance of camphor." "The Vietnamese with their scent of orange blossoms..." "Gets me excited." "But do they have to be pros?" "It takes longer when they're not." "You have to go cruising." "It's tonure... hanging out in bars, paying for dinner, dancing in discos..." "You don't like dancing?" "I have always... absolutely abhorred dancing." "The suffering I've endured on the dance floor... just to please women!" "The worst pan is the conversation." ""Oh, I adore Woody Allen's films too!"" ""Did you read Shogun?"" ""Yeah, I love Bayshnikov."" ""Now it's Patrick Dupont."" ""Acid rain, terrible!"" ""Nuclear reactors, dreadful!"" ""Youth unemployment, awful!"" ""What's your view on serial monogamy, Sylvie...?" "Nathalie?" "Julie?" "Sophie...?"" "You really have to want to get laid!" "That's not all." "Then you have to make her come." "No piece of cake." "You have to find her clitoris." "My God!" "A delicate undenaking!" "Like looking for a needle in a haystack." "You rack your brains to recall Masters and Johnson..." "Shere Hite, the Gspot debate..." "Germaine Greer, Nancy Friday..." "Should you use your fingers, tongue, or prick?" "You sneak a look at her..." "You think to yourself..." ""She looks like..."" ""I hope she..."" ""I wonder if..."" "It's hell, absolute hell!" "I've never had those problems." "Oh no?" "Come into my study." "The Borneo heteropteyx..." "For 100 years, entomologists... searched forthe male of this one... and the female of this one." "A major issue in biology." "Until one day they were found screwing." "The 2 of them." "He was the male to her." "It seems impossible." "She's a reptile... and he's an insect." "They have one thing in common." "What?" "Fucking." "Think about it." "Sory." "The beaches in Sicily were desened." "He was dying of the heat in his uniform." "Was he a policeman?" "A carabiniere." "So I go in." "I take off my Tshin and shons..." "He stans fumbling with his fly... but he can't get it undone." "They're always anxious then." "He was really wellbuilt, shoulders broad as..." "Finally... he drops his briefs." "The moment of truth!" "His penis was... minuscule!" "Honestly, like a baby's!" "Poor man." "It was eitherthe wine... orthe absurdity ofbeing with a Sicilian cop... but I burst out laughing." "I mean, uncontrollably!" "I laughed until I wept!" "And him?" "Naturally..." "it was a disaster." "I didn't want to hun him." "He was rather sweet." "But it ended in a complete fiasco." "I even tried my "octopus with suckers" routine." ""Suckers"?" "Well, more or less." "Mustn't make fun of their penis." "They're so preoccupied with its size." ""Is his biggerthan mine?"" ""Don't I got a big one?"" "It's their major preoccupation." "It's true, they always ask." "How would you know?" "Well... it's happened." "I can understand..." "I mean, it's pretty imponant." "How can you say that?" "If you're in love, it's a detail." "Some detail!" "I'm going to take a swim." "You've upset her." "Poor girl." "It's too hot, that's all." "Worse still... is to talk about a former lover..." ""Benoît could really make me come!"" "The guy beside you melts away like butter." "You can't say that!" "Even more subtly..." "You pass a hotel and say..." ""Benoît and I stayed here."" "Sneak a look, and he's green with jealousy." "Orthey say, "Before me you didn't know what sex was."" "I can't stand that!" "That's the time to mention Benoît." ""It's not the same, darling." "I love you..." "With Benoît, it was... purely sexual."" "You can feel him turning to mush." "Orwhen he senses you're rating him... like for a restaurant guide." ""A bit dowdy." "Ponions somewhat stingy."" "Or like for... a tourist guide." ""Restored mill, but... the works are purely decorative."" ""Charming garden but... the fountain is dy."" ""Lmpressive manor, but the tower is in ruins."" "Lfhe's in his 40's... you reminisce how young men always wake up with hardons." "Oryou calmly begin to masturbate... after he's finished his little number." "That always gets them." "You're terrible!" "Oh, I've done worse." "I was with Roger for 10 years." "You can't imagine what I put up with." "I was constantly left alone with the kids." "He'd be out cheating on me." "It was hell." "I stayed at home, cheerful, loyal, warm." "Till the day I'd had enough." "And all of a sudden... something snapped." "Hello, Roger?" "I'm in Brossard." "Room 216, Continental Motel." "I'm with a friend, having so much fun..." "I think I'll spend the night." "I didn't want you to wory." "See you tomorrow, okay?" "Goodnight." "Kiss you." "Are you crazy?" "That'll teach him." "He'll come here!" "Don't wory." "Don't wory!" "He's this big!" "So?" "I'm not in shape!" "I'm no boxer like him!" "Scared?" "No, I'm thinking of you." "Anyway, I can't stay." "I have to get home." "He won't care." "He's violent!" "I know!" "He knocked out Yvan Rivard." "You slept with Yvan?" "Don't forget your ring." "I always fuck my wife better after I've cheated on her." "Guilt, that's all." "No, it's physical." "The comparison turns me on." "The more you screw around, the more you want to." "To be happy, I'd need 4 wives." "Four, exactly as the Koran says." "I'm vey happy with Louise... but I'd also take a writer, say Susan Sontag... an Olympic high jumper... and a real sex maniac for group encounters." "Looks sinfully good!" "We won't mention calories." "I put on a kilo last week." "Too bad Mustafa can't be here." "Seems he had otherfond memories." "Like what?" "Well, I mean he must have enjoyed his visit." "What's the sauce?" "A mousseline." "But I made it with sour cream." "It seemed more Russian." "I heard about a course in creative cooking." "You're not staning with your courses again!" "Why not?" "Why are women so obsessed with taking courses?" "It's pretty obvious." "The university's full of them... madly taking notes on the meaning of the Locarno Pact." "I teach those courses." "I still don't understand." "That's why..." "Histoy is criticized for dealing only with the victors." "Often this is due to the documents available." "There are more records about Egyptians than Nubians... more about Spaniards than Mayas... and of course, many more records about men than women." "This limitation to Histoy is vey real." "There is perhaps also a psychological reason." "We far prefer hearing about winners... than about losers." "I don't mean your courses..." "But what is it about studying German, the guitar..." "Tap dancing..." "Shiatsu..." "Primal therapy..." "Nothing personal." "Seems obvious." "Not to me." "Except for a pathological need to have teachers, gurus..." "That's not it!" "It's a way ofbreaking out." "You can't understand, you got your Ph.D. At 26." "When we were studying..." "I was evey bit as sman as the rest of you." "But I fell in love, like a woman is supposed to." "So while you were at Berkeley, and Pierre at Princeton..." "I rotted in the county 'cause Rogerwas on his nature trip." "You seemed happy enough." "I was happy." "I had kids, but instead of studying demography..." "I learned how to make jam." "Now I have to work as a TA... at one fifth your salay, and without job security." "I'm not covered by the best contract in Nonh America." "I can't take... a years sabbatical in Brazil." "I have to do radio interviews... to send my kids to private school." "I'll never have tenure." "I'm getting old." "I can't read and take notes for 5 hours straight." "My memoy's going too." "I had to referto the KelloggBriand Pact." "I couldn't remember Briand... only the name of the cereal..." "Kellogg's Corn Flakes." "That's not age, it's drugs!" "You're an old hippy." "I'll bet you remember Souvanna Phouma!" "And Souphanouvong!" "And?" "Phoumi Nosavan!" "What's that?" "Laotian politicians 2 halfbrothers and a cousin." "The scourge of contemporay histoy exams." "Worse than SchleswigHolstein." "You never really know how you should lead your life." "So your kids got in the way of your Ph. D... but they're yours." "That' s something to treasure." "Who's that?" "Afriend of mommy's." "What's he doing there?" "Sleeping." "I want him to go!" "I'm going." "I always wanted a child." "Children are life... an affirmation oflife." "I was going to adopt a Cambodian child." "A social worker had to evaluate me, so..." "Betterto have kids who love you... than to end up like Pierre... alone, bitter, without any family." "But I do have a family." "Here, sitting around this table." "I feel closerto this family..." "than to my brother the insurance broker... or my parents... who could neverfigure me out... and complain 'cause I don't go to mass." "You're my family." "I Someone knocks at the door]" "Who can that be?" "Are we expecting anyone?" "Diane, it's foryou." "He was here earlier." "I never see anyone outside the depanment." "I'm like you." "Take off your glasses." "Mario, you haven't met Dominique..." "Louise..." "Hello Mario." "...and Danielle." "I'll get you a chair." "Would you like some coulibiac?" "Some what?" "It's a salmon pie, but I used trout instead of salmon." "It's good, it's a Russian recipe." "I don't like fish." "Would you like some Stilton cheese?" "I'm not hungy." "But you didn't eat." "Have some wine at least." "Got any beer?" "Do you live around here?" "Talking to me?" "Are you from the area?" "You may be wrong about my getting old alone." "I probably won't make it." "There's lung cancer... hean attacks..." "Women live to old age, not men." "Isn't that levelling out?" "Just the opposite." "Women's life expectancy is 78." "For men it's 70." "The gap keeps widening." "That's the crucial change in our lives." "Less than 200 years ago... women lived to about 36." "Not a long life." "The records are full of widows and widowers... orphans and stepchildren." "That's all vanished in less than a centuy." "What's with this beer?" "It's imponed Pilsner." "You like this?" "Occasionally." "Think about it, marriages... lasted an average of 15 years." "We've been married 15 years." "Five generations back it would all be over." "One of you would be dead." "You should write a paper on that." "17,000 scholarly anicles are published evey day." "One more or less..." "I've had enough of this." "We're still eating." "This is a drag." "We're talking." "Intellectuals love to talk." "All you do is talk." "All afternoon they went on about sex." "I expected an orgy." "Instead, the big thrill is a fish pie." "What are you suggesting?" "When I'm horny, I fuck." "What d'you say?" "Mario, please." "Well, how 'bout it?" "I'll be outside." "It was delicious, but I'm not hungy." "Excuse me." "I didn't think she was that far gone." "People should speak about..." "what they know, that's it." "The Pope knows all about... masturbation and prostate ailments." "He can talk about that." "Banking too." "And the CIA." "Don't underestimate the Pope." "Marx was your average middleclass German... who fucked the maid behind his wife's back." "His theories are rooted in his sense of guilt." "Same for Freud." "A latent homosexual... unable to lay his wife after age 40... hot and bothered over his female patients." "His quarrels with Jung... were really about women... about sex." "I get a kick out of eminent... sociologists and psychologists... who spew fonh theories of sexuality... when I've seen them... being flogged with wet towels in a massage parlour." "You go to places like that?" "Sure." "Often?" "Yeah." "How do you feel about it?" "How I feel?" "Well, I mean... ifl everfound out Rémy had been to one..." "I'd neverforgive him." "Why not?" "He's got me." "Lfhe wants a massage, I'll be happy to give him one." "I don't go to those places." "That's no surprise." "What do you mean?" "Want me to describe a female fantasy?" "The female fantasy?" "The woman is at home... in the nest she has so lovingly decorated... her husband or lover arrives." "He's brought flowers and a bottle of champagne." "He is extremely nice." "They spend a pleasant evening... and make love." "End of fantasy." "What a bore!" "Whenever he talks about love... he makes it seem ridiculous." "But Pierre... don't you realize the lives those poorwomen lead?" "How they're forced to work there?" "You might as well be a rapist." "It's just as bad." "Those poor girls..." "they need help." "How do you know?" "I've seen stories on them." "Thursday afternoon I can't." "I'll miss "Demographic Methodology"." "What about after?" "I was hoping to take "Statistics and the Computer"." "Be reasonable, Thursday's our busiest day." "Manon can't get a sitter and Carole's husband is home." "What'll I do?" "Lfl miss that course I'll never be able to keep up." "We'll see." "It's been a while." "It's end of term." "I'm up to my neck in corrections." "You need a good massage." "With shower?" "Yeah." "This afternoon I have Miss Kim, Miss Sandra... and Miss Susan." "A new girl." "She only works pan time." "Vey well liked." "I recommend her." "Alright, I'll take yourword." "One regularwith shower." "Coming." "It won't be long." "This way." "See you later." "You work pan time?" "Yeah, I'm a student." "What are you in?" "Histoy." "At the university?" "Yeah, my first semester." "People go on about how we live in a violent society." "It comes up on TV all the time." "From a historical perspective, that's just not true." "It's a relatively peaceful age." "Yourtowel?" "Your glasses?" "What?" "Reponers get all worked up because of 10% unemployment." "When we think about London back in 1850 having a population of millions" "600,000 people were literally starving to death." "That's what I like about histoy, it's so reassuring." "Papers finished?" "I still have one in Mediaeval Histoy." "What's your subject?" "Millenniarism." "I'm fascinated by all the talk about the year 2000." "Do you want the special?" "Yeah." "The price is... 25$ for manual, 40$ for oral." "I don't go funher." "Let's make it by hand." "Should I pay now?" "No, after." "That's why the year 1000 interests me." "In Europe, it was a major event." "People believed that on Januay 1 of the year 1000, the world would end." "Gabriel's trumpet... the Four Horsemen, the Last Judgement, the whole bit." "God, I forgot to take off my robe." "I'm not vey sexy." "You're just fine." "The churches were packed." "People sold their houses and gave their money to the poor." "Others whipped themselves during public processions." "Some even... kissed lepers and licked their sores." "What interests me..." "Excuse me..." "I'm about to come." "Oh, sory." "I talk too much." "Thank you, Miss." "My pleasure, Sir." "That's when it happened." "I fell head over heels in love." "Ejaculating while discussing the millennium... was intellectually and physically overwhelming." "Signs of the empire's decline are everywhere." "Society despises its own institutions... the binh rate keeps dropping... men refuse to serve in the army... the national debt is out of control... the work week is getting shoner... the bureaucracies are rampant..." "the elites are in decay..." "With the collapse of the MarxistLeninist dream... and model exists... of which we can say..." ""This is how we want to live."" "In our personal lives... unless one is a mystic or a saint... there are no models to live by." "Our vey existence is being eroded." "And you believe this process is inevitable?" "Yes, absolutely." "Though there will always be charlatans claiming... salvation lies in communications... microchips, the return to religion, physical fitness... or some other idiocy." "A civilization's decline is as inevitable as old age." "We can ty to slow down the process." "That's all." "We're fonunate here to be on the outskins of the empire." "The shocks are less violent." "Life in these times... can be vey pleasant in some respects." "Anyway... our mindset precludes any otherform of experience." "Few of us would be able... to live among the Puritans ofNew England in the 1650's." "Thank you, Dominique StArnaud." "That was cheerful." "Well, I don't agree." "I'm sure there are expens who can prove just the opposite... that we're living in an age ofincredible rebinh... that science has never progressed so fast... that life has never been better." "It's impossible to understand the age you live in." "All you can do is ty to be happy." "That's what people have always wanted." "The rest invent theories to justify their misey." "You said so yourself." "Just because you choose... to live all alone... and sacrifice your life to a career... doesn't mean that ifl'm lucid..." "I have to be depressed." "You haven't said a word about the book." "I bet they agree with me but are scared to say so." "I think they feel superior." "Superior?" "Why?" "Because you've both slept with me." "What does that have to do with it?" "I think that for men like you..." "Iove always entails a struggle for power." "Rémy's often said he'd like to seduce a big intellectual..." "I don't know, say..." "Susan Sontag." "Right." "It's the urge to appropriate her." "To dominate her, almost physically." "Come on... it can also be the desire to share, to be with..." "Perhaps... but I can't trust the disdain of men who've made me come... who've "had" me." "Well, who knows..." "I may be wrong." "I've always wondered..." "Would we see the missiles in a nuclearwar?" "No, they'd be too high." "But when they stan to fall?" "The missiles don't fall, just the bombs." "And they're small." "Would we see the explosions in the US?" "If Plattsburgh were hit..." "we'd probably see the fireball." "Do you have any valium?" "I don't think so, but we'll get you something." "I was taking too much valium, I had to stop." "There's librium." "Anything else?" "I've got Mogadons and Sorpax." "I'll take 2." "It's hit you hard, eh?" "I'd like to have a baby with you." "To remind me..." "For later." "You have to like yourself to procreate." "I don't." "I'm not optimistic enough." "You'd be a good father." "Intellectuals rarely make good parents." "Think of Diane's kids, or Rémy's." "Disasters." "And I'm too selfish." "Having to listen to heavy metal... when I'm reading..." "You are going to grow old alone." "Having kids won't change that." "They'd put me in a home... and resent having to visit me at Christmas." "I love you." "I love you too." "Want to make love?" "I'm too tired." "You'll have to ask some kid, like Alain." "He can't hope for better." "I want to make love to you, you old fool." "You never understand." "I know you're just after my body." "You can hardly get it up!" "I love you, tubby." "Me too, you're real lucky." "Don't I know." "Scotch?" "No, I don't like it." "Too bad." "Why did you do it?" "What?" "Tell Louise about you and Rémy." "It just slipped out." "I wanted to get back at her." "Why?" "I don't know." "It just came over me." "It's not like you." "You're always so calm... so cheerful." "I've never seen you lose your patience." "It's one thing I can't stomach." "What?" "Blindness." "People who are unable to see reality." "Talk to me." "Tomorrow." "What went on with Dominique?" "Nothing." "That's not what she said." "Can we talk about it tomorrow?" "Ljust took Sorpax." "Talk to me." "Don't cy." "It's not wonh cying over." "Ljust can't take these middleclass housewives... with their cute husbands and cute kids." "I've watched so many men getting dressed at 2 am." "Still, Rémy's special... he's screwed all Montréal." "He says he's like the Red Cross, a universal donor." "Two years he slept with Diane." "Oh yeah?" "With Diane?" "Yup." "Anyone in a skin at school... down to the last secretay." "And then there are all the others." "He told me he laid Louise's sister... and really got off on it." "But he's not that handsome." "Doesn't mean a thing." "He loves sex." "That's irresistible." "So many men don't really enjoy it." "I Someone knocks at the door]" "Please take me in your arms." "If only you knew how much that calm look costs me." "Evey morning I wake up in a rage." "What about?" "Anything, nothing, everything." "It takes two cups of coffee to hold me together." "There are painters of the night like Rembrandt... or Georges De La Tour... but there are few who paint the dawn." "Dawn is the hour of death... the hour of seagrey light." "There is Géricault... and above all Caravaggio." "I brought you something." "Hope you like it." "Rough night?" "The way I like'em." "There was blood in my urine again." "A lot?" "The bowl was full." "It's been like that for a week." "What is it?" "They don't know yet." "God, you're soaking." "Come and eat." "Bacon and eggs those I can handle." "You seem chipper." "County air... does me good." "Dominique, Diane, Claude will always be alone, abandoned..." "Pierre and Danielle won't last more than a year." "We've been together 20 years." "That's what love is." "It lasts, it can overcome a child's illness, or old age." "It's you I want to sleep with... the rest of my life." "I love you so much." "Shit!" "Need help?" "Yeah, maybe." "Let me." "Can I see you again?" "Of course." "Why do you ask?" "I dunno." "I never know what you really mean." "Words are cheap, baby." "What's that?" "Don't listen to me... touch me." "Touch me, baby." "...like when Roben Turmel returned from Venice..." "I know, I was with him." "Oh yeah." "So you heard about his hot affairwith an Italian." "Come on, he spent one night... with Monica Massaferro, the Pollaiuolos specialist..." "His wife said it was more than one night." "One night, he told me so." "Anyway, when he got back, he told his wife..." "He didn't tell her!" "But I got this from her!" "He should know." "Dominique can settle this." "What did Roben tell his wife when he got back from Italy?" "All he said was he had an affair." "The way I heard it, just as he was about to confess... his wife told him she had an affair." "He was shattered." "His wife never said that!" "No, it's impossible." "His wife probably suspected something." "No she didn't." "If she'd suspected..." "You can sense these things." "No, he sensed her uneasiness." "I know Roben vey well." "He wouldn't lie to me." "One of them is lying." "I tend to believe his wife." "Me too, when it comes to that." "He is vey sensitive." "You mean touchy." "You think he's touchy?" "Come help." "Is that it?" "Do you still give lessons?" "Two afternoons..." "It's tough with the kids." "You could get a sitter." "I swearthat's what happened." "I guess we'll never really know for sure." "You okay?" "Yeah."

"Where'd you get those sunglasses?" "It was in a swag bag at Jack's birthday party." "Tom Ford." "I think the ones I bought you at the car wash frame your face better." "It was awesome." "They turned Jack's backyard into a full-on amusement park." "Carnival games on the tennis court, a roller coaster on the putting green." "Yeah, we're not impressed by any of that, are we, Greg?" "I got a churro at pick-up!" "People are going all-out for their 13th birthdays." "Why don't we throw you a birthday party here?" " You mean at our house?" " Yeah!" "We're not having it here." "Why?" "Because our house isn't good enough for your fancy-ass friends?" "I would have been a little harsher on the house, a little gentler on my friends." "But, yeah, that's pretty much it." "Katie:" "Oliver, this house is perfect... four walls, a roof, no one hits you." "What's your problem?" "Mom, this is Westport." "Surely there are other people who have a house like this." "They do, only it's out back and it's where they store their rakes and pool toys." "I'm just saying, I'd rather have no party than a party here." "This is on me." "I should have spaced out his vaccinations." "I just didn't want to keep driving back to the doctor." "Well, you know, if we have a party, you can invite Alice McCarthy." "Ooh!" "Taylor, worry about your own problems, like the grade you're pulling in English." "Don't listen to him." "This is just a ploy to get your attention off him and put it on me." "So it's not true about your grade?" "Uh..." "He's embarrassed of you!" "All right!" "Everybody upstairs." "You're all officially terrible children!" "Never you." "Oliver is having a party here." "Katie, you can't force someone to have a party." "Sure you can." "You can surprise them with one." "You're throwing him a surprise party?" "Once he gets over the initial shock, he'll see that everybody's having fun and nobody gives a damn where he lives." "Then, we'll clear off the mantel for my Mother of the Year Award." "I don't think steam-rolling over your kid and ambushing him is a great idea." "I feel passionately, Greg." "I am gonna throw that kid a party so good, it's gonna knock the entitlement right out of him." "Ah, yes!" "A spiteful punishment party." " Good times." " Yeah." "Okay, but Oliver explicitly told you he doesn't want a birthday party?" "Yes, but I'm ignoring his wishes." "Well, as much as he needs a lesson," "I'm with Oliver on this." "Westport kids expect a certain level of extravagance at their birthday parties." "Okay, so what should I do?" "Have you ever heard of an escape room?" "Angela!" "[Chuckling] Your after-dark activities have no place at a preteen birthday party!" "Stop." "An escape room is where you're all locked in a room, and you have to solve a series of puzzles using clues that lead to your escape before the time runs out." "[Inhales deeply]" "I love it!" "Cheap, and I can do it in my basement, just like the weddings both of my daughters are probably gonna get." "♪" "[Doorbell rings]" "Taylor, your tutor's here." "My what?" "I asked the school to send over a smart kid" " to help you with your English." " Mom!" "You're gonna thank me for this." "I'm too modest to mention it, but I'm up for Mother of the Year." "[Sour note plays]" " Tara." " Oh, Katie." "Didn't realize this was your house." "I didn't realize this was your son." "Katie:" "Ugh!" "Tara Summers." "She didn't invite Anna-Kat to her daughter's birthday, so I've dedicated my life to hating her." "Feels good to have a cause you believe in." "Hi, Eyo." "You two know each other?" "I'm the only Sudanese kid in Westport." "I'm hard to miss." "Come on in." "Here's your lunch." "Oh, don't be silly." "I can feed him." "We're vegan, and this is a meat house." "I can smell it." "Okay, Tara." "We'll see you in a couple of hours." " I know it was you." " Excuse me?" "I know it was you who ran that ham up my flagpole." "How dare you come to my house and accuse me of..." "We have security cameras." "Oh, yeah, I did do that." "You should have invited Anna-Kat to your daughter's birthday party." "I regret nothing." "You know, it figures your other daughter would need to be tutored." "You know what?" "For a vegan who adopted a child from Africa, you are a very bad person!" "Don't give him soda!" "♪" "Okay, this is what I'm thinking." "We'll make this into the escape room, a.k.a. Skybase 17, the disabled space station where the kids have to evacuate before their oxygen runs out." "I like it." "What's my character..." "Central Command Officer Randall Walker," " a renegade who disobeyed orders and..." " No." "Wait for it..." "saved the lives of billions..." " Still no..." " of space puppies." "[Whimpers]" "[Laughs]" "Greg!" "This is not your 13th birthday!" "No characters!" "You need to monitor the kids..." "No!" "And help them with their clues and make sure that they're having fun." "I want to have fun, too." "They need to solve an elaborate set of puzzles and brain teasers in order to get the code to release them from the room." "That sounds complicated." "How you gonna come up with all that?" "Oh, I'm not going to." "You are." "Did I leave that part out?" "Right." "But, you know, it's kind of dangerous down here." "I mean, there's exposed nails, an open junction box, and this door is falling off its hinges." "I'm gonna call Don, the landlord, and have him come fix the place up." "No, don't call Don." "We'll call a handyman." "Why?" "You have to pay a handyman." "The landlord's free." "Upkeep is his responsibility." "Yes, but we have a great deal on this place, and if we start complaining, they're gonna raise our rent." "We are not calling Don." "Fine." "If you want me to hire some drifter who's gonna steal all of our silver..." "I don't know why you equate handymen with drifters." "And by our silver, you mean the forks that you collect from various dining establishments?" " It is the landlord's responsibility." " I feel passionately about it." "Oh." "Okay, then." "That's that." "Thanks." "So it's settled." "I'm calling the landlord." "Don, thank you so much for coming by today." "Uh-huh." "How much longer is this going to be?" "My husband is going to be back in an hour, and you can't be here when he gets back." "Why not?" "Um... this is where he does his nude stretching." "Oh, yeah." "I do that." "That's great, Don." "Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh!" "Wow, Dad." "That was, like, a lot of bowling." "I think I'm good on that sport from now on." "All:" "Surprise!" "Hey." "He didn't suspect a thing." "He even asked about dinner, and I was like," ""Maybe we'll order pizza." "I don't know."" "[Laughs]" "Not so bad, right?" "You've ruined my life, and I'll never forgive you." "You're right." "I am the greatest mom ever!" "Happy birthday, baby!" "♪" "So, this is your place." "Never had us over to your casa before." "Yeah." "Five minutes until the escape room opens!" "Most of the time, they tear these down and build, like, a... you know, a house." "Well, the thing is, this place might look like we have nothing, but actually..." "I'm not supposed to talk about it." "Come on, amigo." "Spill it." "You can tell us." "Okay, but this is top secret, so I'm expecting you guys to have my back... for real." "Not in the way we said we had Eric Porter's back, then convinced him it was mandatory to get naked for his lice check." "[Chuckles] Classic." "Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa." "What's happening up there?" "What?" "You're wearing mascara." "[Scoffs] No, I'm not." "I just have Dad's beautiful, lush lashes." "You're welcome." "[Doorbell rings]" "Eyo." "Hello, Mrs. Otto." "Did not know you guys are studying tonight." "Well, there's this extra-credit assignment to watch "The Great Gatsby," but we won't get in the way." " We'll just be in Dad's office." " Mm." "Oh, God." "She's falling for the spawn of the worst human being on this planet." "You say that about a lot of people..." "Viv, Crossing Guard Sandy, that police officer who keeps calling you ma'am." "I am not a ma'am yet!" "Tara Summers is the worst." " I'm going to stop this right now." " No, no, no, no." "If you do that, that'll only make her like him more." "Then what should we do?" "We have in our possession the world's ultimate romance killer." " I'm Super Girl!" " [Groans]" "I skipped dessert." " That's a green light." " [Chuckles]" "You're home, you're home!" "No... [Groans]" " Whee!" " [Groans]" "[Strained] Why?" "She's definitely the one for the job." "If we weren't having a party right now, the things that I would do to you that Anna-Kat would interrupt." "Mmm... [Barks]" "[Chuckles]" "All right, kids!" "The airlock is open." "Please proceed to the basement." "Anna-Kat, a word." " Um, Dad?" " Yeah?" " Can I ask a favor?" " Okay." "So, you know how Mom's throwing this party so I can be honest about who I am?" "Yeah." "Well, I kind of went the other way with it." "Go on." "Well, I might have left the impression that we have a bit more money than we actually do." "How much more?" "Private jet, an island, Swiss bank accounts, and that you're under investigation for money laundering, so we have to keep a low profile." "Are you crazy?" "I know it wasn't the right thing to do, but I said it in the moment, and I need you to back me up." "I'm not gonna lie for you, Oliver." " No?" "You lied to me." " Excuse me?" "You lied to get me out of the house so you could throw a party you knew I didn't want." "I expect this from Mom, but not you." "I didn't pull the trigger!" "I was just driving the car!" "Can you see okay?" "That's better." "Anna-Kat:" "Make room!" "[Giggles]" "[Groans]" "I want to hang out with you tonight." "[Whimpering]" "[Groaning]" "Once the airlock is sealed, you must work together to solve the riddles of the escape room and figure out the code that will set you free." "If you fail, your oxygen will run out and your lungs will collapse." "Actually, they would fill with water vapor and eventually explode." " You don't know that." " I don't." "But with a degree in space medicine, Randall Walker..." "Buddy, you're killing me with the Randall Walker." "You're just the monitor." "Once you've figured out the code, you tell the monitor... and he will put you on the next rocket ship home." "My dad's been on a Russian rocket." "My dad has a minority stake in the Houston Rockets." "Okay." "You have 60 minutes." "Your time begins now!" " [Beep]" " Man:" "Engaging airlock." "We want in." "Anna-Kat won't leave us alone." "Ugh!" "I will have a word with Anna-Kat." "Keep an eye on them." "I don't want any "Blue Lagoon" stuff happening down here." " What?" " It was Brooke Shields." "She was too young and super naked." " [Beep] - 59 minutes remaining." "What are you doing?" "!" "You're all gonna die!" "♪ The end ♪" "♪ Oh, whoa, oh-oh ♪" "♪ Oh, whoa, oh ♪" "♪ Oh, oh, whoa, whoa ♪" "♪ Whoa, oh, oh, whoa, oh ♪" "♪ Oh, whoa, oh-oh ♪" "♪ Oh, whoa, oh ♪" "♪ Oh, oh, whoa, whoa ♪" "That's Haley Joel Osment." "Oliver:" "That's Hailee Steinfeld." "They're all Haleys." "Halley's Comet!" "Look around for a comet!" "Comet!" "I found a code number!" "[Cheers and applause]" "This is fun." "Totally." "So, Oliver... [Chuckling]" "How long have you guys been in hiding?" "As long as we've been in town." "Why?" "'Cause I found this photo in a box of stuff." "It says "Williamsburg 2011,"" "but you still have that same crappy mini van." "So, you had a custom Bentley but you still drove that mini van?" "[Scoffs] Doesn't add up, hombre." "Oh." "Um, well..." "Oliver, tell them the truth." "Fine." "I'll do it." "I had the picture photoshopped in case the feds came snooping." "You can never be too careful." "Oh, and my real name, you ask?" "Walker..." "Captain Randall J. Walker." "[Mouths] Thank you." "Where is he?" "!" "No knocking?" "You know what?" "Why don't you adopt some manners instead of just kids from Africa?" "My son's not answering his phone, and my text messages are unread." "He never ignores my messages!" "Oh, that's because I took his phone," " and he's trapped in my basement." " What?" "!" "It's an escape-room party for my son's birthday." "Eyo and Taylor joined in." " I want to see him." " You can't." "They're on the space station, and the door is airlocked..." "Give me my son!" "Fine." "A little dramatic, Tara." "I think you're anemic." "Have a hamburger." "Hey, got another number." "[Cheers and applause]" "Aw, bam!" "Well done." "20 minutes left and 3 clues to find." "And I set up a little thing where the lights flicker on and off." "It's really cool." "Okay, so the clue is Ursa, Orion, Ursa." "How are we supposed to get the combination?" "Try 7, 3, 7." "How did you know that?" "Well, there are seven stars in Ursa Major, three stars in Orion's Belt, and seven stars in Ursa Minor." "7, 3, 7." "Wow." "You found an actual use for being smart." "Ah, constellations." "How I love to look up at them from our boat on Lake Como." "Oh, we have a lake villa there." "North or South Shore?" "Actually, Palazzo de Walker is on the Eastern Shore." "Perhaps you know it... striped awnings." "We shoot fireworks off the veranda every Winter Solstice." "[Quietly] Okay, Dad, don't let it get away from you." "Ah, the Lago de Como." "Bellissima." "Bellissima." "Katie:" "The door is totally jammed." "Stupid landlord did a crap job." "Should've called a drifter." "[Whispering] Greg!" "Greg:" "Hey, Katie." "Going great in here." "Kids have found almost all the clues." " The door's stuck." " What?" "The door's stuck." "You can't escape from the escape room." "Tara:" "Katie, where the hell is my kid?" "!" "[Normal voice] Getting him!" "[Sighs] Son of a bitch!" "Katie: [Whispering] Greg." "[Whispering] Katie, the kids have almost solved the puzzle." "I have to open the door." "What am I supposed to do?" "Stall them." "Just stay calm." "What is going on down here?" "[Normal voice] Get up there and tell me when the landlord gets here." "Landlord?" "Why did you call the landlord?" "Oh, it's not a big deal." "He's the one who put the door back on." "It is a big deal!" "We agreed you were gonna call the handyman, remember?" "I was very passionate about it!" "Greg, he is not going to raise our rent." "This is his fault!" "I can't believe you did this." "You steam-rolled right over me!" "Mama!" "There's a man at the door!" "I'll be right back." "Don't let the kids know that there's anything wrong." " Something is very wrong!" "Very wrong!" " [Alarm blaring]" "Man:" "Two minutes remaining." "Hey, it worked." "This isn't over!" "Are you even there?" "Ugh." "Come here." "Thanks for coming on such short notice, Don." "My band goes on in 40 minutes." "Oh, we'd love to come watch you sometime." "No, you don't." "No one does." "Get out of the way, Tara!" " I can't breathe!" " I need air!" "Cooper:" "Goodbye, muchachos!" "They're running out of air!" "Can you do me a favor and hang out with my husband so he can see how good he has it?" "[Blaring continues]" " I found it!" " 30 seconds remaining." "[All cheering]" " Just in time. 20 seconds left." " Open the hatch." "Well, you still have to unscramble the code." "It's my birthday." "Together:" "He got it!" "[Cheers and applause]" "I'll send the code to Central Command." " Just in time." " 10 seconds." "9... 8... 7... 6... 5... 4... 3... 2..." " Dad, the clock." "Open the door." " 1..." "Red alert." "Oxygen stores empty." " Airlock released." " [Blaring stops]" "[Cheers and applause]" "Thanks for helping out, Don." "Please stay for cake." "That's fine." "My band doesn't need me anyway." "I only play tambourine." "Eyo." " What are you doing here?" " I'm taking you home." "I'm not ready to go yet." "Eyo Buckley Summers, what has gotten into you?" "!" "Excuse me!" "[Whispering] I specifically, passionately told you not to call him." "Greg, he was happy to do it." "He doesn't look happy." "He looks as happy as any 50-year-old tambourine player is ever gonna look." "Great birthday." "I didn't realize how tired I was of having all those celebrities at our parties." "I mean, not Beyoncé." "She's awesome." "But the rest of those yahoos..." "Oh, supermarket cake is so much better than expensive cake." "Glad you guys are enjoying it." "I wish my family was super wealthy pretending to be poor." "Yeah, hiding billions has its advantages." "That is not happening." "I don't want my son cavorting with your daughter." "That is the only thing in the entire world that I agree with you on." "That and the fact that eating veal is cruel.... and delicious." "Well, hi, Don." "You want some more cake?" "Weirdest thing..." "Those boys over there are talking about how rich you guys are." " What?" " Yeah, you've got all kinds of money hidden in Swiss bank accounts." "Said you were telling them all about it." "So I can explain." "My mom's been giving you guys a break on rent 'cause she thought you had modest means and were good people." "Seems like she doesn't know the whole story." "I got this, I got this." "Don." "I was lying for my son so that he would look good in front of his friends." "I promise you." "We are not rich." "Uh-huh." "Well, I'm gonna go talk to my mom about your rent, and I'm gonna do it in the middle of "Steve Harvey,"" "and she's gonna be real mad." "Oliver, can I talk to you in private?" "Sure." "I just overheard your dad say you're not really rich." "What's going on?" "That's because I'm not." "I'm lying." "This is me." "This is where I live." "This is my small crappy house." "Your house isn't crappy." "You can have fun here." "My house is like a museum." "There's, like, one couch we're allowed to sit on." "Really?" "Yeah, that's what I like about you." "You're different than all these other guys." "Yeah, you know, I'm just regular people." "Happy birthday." "This is bad, Katie, really bad." "What was he talking about?" "Why exactly does Don think that we're rich?" "Well, Oliver was embarrassed about the house and..." "So you said that we had Swiss bank accounts?" "Katie, this whole thing is on you." "You forced this party on Oliver." "You blatantly went behind my back with the landlord." "Yes, I lied, but none of this would've happened if you, for once, didn't steam-roll over people and, instead, actually did what they wanted." "That's true." "You're right." "I really screwed up this time." "I am so sorry." "Now who knows what's gonna happen?" "They could raise the rent, and then we couldn't live here." "What are you talking about?" "We have to live here." "This is the best house ever." " Hmm?" " And this was the best party ever." "And you're the best mom ever." "Forget it." "Steam-rolling is back, baby." "The party was great, and that was the best cake I ever had." "You ate the cake?" "It has eggs and milk in it." "You should try using those things." "Get in the car." "So, another study session tomorrow?" "Yeah." "I'd like that." "Your daughter is already bringing my son down to your level." "Yes, she is." "She's gonna destroy him." "♪"

" Morning." " Morning." "Ooh, Cap'n Crunch." "He's the only man I put in my mouth." "Puts my relationship with Orville Redenbacher in a different light." "I'm partial to the UPS guy." "We're making food jokes here." "The UPS guy is not food." "He is, if you cover him with whipped cream." "What can I say?" "There's just something about a man in brown shorts." "Okay, I'm in big trouble." " Speaking of a man with brown shorts." " What's wrong?" "I got a call from Lyndsey's boyfriend, Larry, and he wants to see me." " He wants to see Jeff Strongman." " Who's Jeff Strongman?" "Oh, Jeff Strongman is Alan's alter-ego he uses to meet Larry and fight crime." "Wait, so you use a fake name to sneak around with other men?" "Where do you guys meet?" "A Lady Gaga concert?" "It was a spin class if you must know." "Now, what am I gonna do?" "I told you something like this was gonna happen." ""I told you something like this was gonna happen."" "Look, I am serious." "He wouldn't tell me why he wanted to see me and he sounded pretty upset." "What kind of world are we living in, where a guy is upset with another guy for banging his girlfriend?" "You see, that's why I love being gay." "A guy finds out I'm doing his girlfriend, I don't get an angry phone call." "I get a dozen roses and a copy of the video." "Too bad I can't convince Larry I'm gay." "Come on, Zippy, you're making it too easy for us." "Oh, hey!" "There he is." "My main man with a winter tan." "Jeff." "I got you a coffee." "Can I get you anything else?" "Want muffins?" "They're bran." "Keeps your trains running on time." "(MELODIC) Poop!" "Poop!" "I'm not hungry." "All right, then, I'll just sit across from you, right here, in front of all these witnesses." "You know my girlfriend, Lyndsey?" "Is it "Lyndsey?" I thought it was "Linda."" "Glad you cleared that up, before I saw her again." "Which I haven't and why would I?" "She's been cheating on me." "(CHOKING)" "Mmm!" "Sorry, just a little..." "(CLEARS THROAT)" "Why do you think she's cheating on you?" "I hired a private investigator to follow her." "(CHOKING)" "Do you mind?" "She's been meeting him at a house in Malibu." "(SPITTING)" "Sorry, sorry, I'm just a little shocked." " Imagine how I feel!" " Well, I can't." "I do know in situations like this, it's the woman who's to blame." "She's not the only one." "Please, I have a son!" "This is the guy." " Wait." "This is the guy?" " Yeah." "This is the guy you think is banging your girlfriend?" " I know he is!" " And only him?" "Nobody else?" "Isn't this bad enough?" "Well, sure." "But, you know, there could also be another explanation." "I mean, maybe she's just lost and she's asking him for directions." "Right. "Excuse me, sir, can you help me find my G-spot?"" "It's not just this photo!" "It's the late-night errands, hiding her phone." "Plus, we haven't had sex in forever!" "Wow, that's rough." "I guess this guy, whoever he is, satisfies her every need." "I wanna kill him." "I hate being lied to like this." "I know, I get it." "You know, sometimes, you think you know a person, but you don't." "Panini for Strongman?" "Jeff, that's you." "What?" "Oh, yeah!" "That's me." "Jeff Strongman." "Someone who's not banging anyone's girlfriend." "♫ (THEME SONG PLAYING) ♫" "Oh, no, there's a stranger in my house and it's possibly a gay porn star from the '70s." "It's me, Alan." "I believe you're supposed to say, "It's a-me, a-Mario!"" "So I take it things didn't go great with Larry?" "Well, he does know that Lyndsey's cheating on him." "But the good news is, he doesn't know that it's with me." "So why do you look like one of the Village People in street clothes?" "Well, he hired a private detective to watch the house because, uh... and here's where it gets really funny." "Um..." "He thinks that Lyndsey is cheating on him with..." "No." "No, no, no." "No, no, no!" "It's crazy, right?" "(CHUCKLING)" "Why didn't you tell him the truth?" "Fear, cowardice." "Lack of a dental plan." "Besides, he just lost Lyndsey." "I didn't want him to lose his best friend." "You're gonna lose your best friend if you don't fix this!" "Oh, I'm your best friend?" "Alan, I am serious." "I do not want a private detective watching this house and I definitely don't want an angry boyfriend after me!" "Well, you should've thought of that before you slept with Lyndsey." "I've got some work to do and I'm gonna go out and run some errands." "And when I get back, this better be cleaned up." "Oh, don't worry." "I'm on it." "Oh, but just in case." "Oh, God!" "Is there any look you can't pull off?" "I'm a-gonna kill you!" " Hey!" " Hiya!" "Oh!" "What the hell?" "Alan!" "What are you doing?" "At the moment, looking for my left ball!" "Larry just dropped me off." "He could've seen you!" "That's why I'm here." "Larry thinks you're having an affair with Walden." "What?" "Why would he think that?" "Well, because he hired a PI, who got a picture of the two of you." "And by the way, it looked like it was a cold day." "(PINGING)" " You're an idiot." " I know." "So what are we gonna do?" "Okay, look, I've done this plenty of times before." "The first thing you do is deny everything." "Right, denial." "Wait?" "You've done this before?" " Do you ever cheat on me?" " Never." "Okay, good." "(PHONE CHIMES)" "Oh." " Oh, it's Larry!" " What does he want?" "Uh, let's see." ""Just dropped off the cheating whore..." Lyndsey." ""Wanna grab a drink?"" "Okay, go play the sympathetic friend, calm him down." " I'll figure something out." " Sounds good." "All right, "No problem, bro."" ""Cocktail glass emoji."" " Stall him, as long as you can." " Right." "I'm sorry I kicked you in the balls." "Is there anything I can do?" "You could kiss it and make it better." " Goodbye, Alan." " Oh, come on!" "It's not like I could do it myself!" "God knows I've tried." "(BRAKES SCREECHING)" " Get in the car." " Rose?" " What are you doing?" " Somebody's following you." "Yeah." "You!" "There's no time for this." "You're in danger." "Yeah, from you!" "Just get in." "Why would I get in your car?" "The last time I tried to trust you..." "What, what are you looking at?" "You got a little spot on your shirt." "Oh." "(YELPING) Drive, drive, drive!" "I found out more about this guy." "His name is Walden Schmidt." "More like, "lying sack of Schmidt." Am I right?" "Turns out he's some kind of stupid Internet billionaire." "Don't you hate when guys don't work for a living like you and me?" "Amen, Jeff Strongman." "Hey, come on, you know, this isn't the worst thing in the world." " You're gonna bounce back." " I guess." "I should've seen it coming." "She cheated on her last boyfriend with me." "Her last boyfriend?" "I guess the guy was a real loser." "A pathetic freeloader." "That's just conjecture." "Maybe he's a really great guy and she's just a crazy, lying bitch." "I'm not gonna take it lying down like the pansy she was dating before me." " Is "pansy" your word or hers?" " Hers." "I'm going to the head." "You get the check, we'll go pay this bastard a visit." "Take your time." "No rush." "Oh, come on, Lyndsey!" "Pick up, pick up, pick up." "Of course, voicemail." "Lyndsey, things have gone from bad to worse." "Larry is gonna confront Walden and I don't know what to do." "Call me back." "Oh, and PS, you and I have a little issue to discuss ourselves." "Oh, and PPS, the "P" stands for "pansy!"" "Looks like we lost him." "What the hell is going on?" "Well, I'm pretty sure Larry hired a hit-man." "How do you know about Larry?" "Because he's stalking you." "How do you know that?" "Because I'm stalking you." "Okay, you know, this is ridiculous." "I'm calling the police." "And tell them what?" "We have no proof of anything." "Besides, how helpful were the police when you called them on me?" "I got them to issue a restraining order." "Hi." "Uh-oh." "He's back." "I don't know how he keeps finding us." "I'll tell you how." "The GPS on my cell phone." "Give me that." "I was gonna turn it off, but okay." " Hang on." " What?" "Why?" "Whoa!" "Whoa!" "Whoa!" "(BRAKES SQUEALING)" "(SIGHS) That ought to do it." "Okay, you know, this is nonsense!" "Take me home!" "Okay, homeward bound." "And gagged, and tortured for days." "Okay, fine." "Then take me to a hotel." " Beverly Hills Hotel, okay?" " It's perfect." "And "bang" you're dead." "You need to get off the grid." "Someplace they don't expect you." "A place they can't track your credit cards." "Nobody is tracking my credit cards." "That wasn't you last night getting a coffee colonic?" "I will not apologize for a healthy colon!" "Okay, here we go." "This place looks perfect." " This place is a dump." " Exactly." "And it's the last place anyone would look for you." "Yeah, but it's the first place that hepatitis would look for me!" "Okay, this is only temporary." "You lay low and I will straighten this out." "Why, in God's name, would I trust you?" "Walden, I know that I've caused you some tiny problems in the past..." ""Tiny?"" "You pretended to be pregnant to scare my girlfriend away." "You sicced rabid ferrets on me!" "You tied me to my bed and tried to violate me with a leaf-blower!" "It's so sweet you remember everything." "But I can make up for all of that now." "Look, when your sink is clogged, you call a plumber." "When your car breaks down, you call a mechanic." "When you have a dangerous psychopath after you, you call me." "All right, fine." "I am gonna kill Alan." "Oh, if you survive tonight, you should hire Larry's guy." "He's good." "Here you go." " This is the best room you got?" " It's the presidential suite." "President of what?" "Crap-o-Slovakia?" "I could offer you the honeymoon suite if you don't mind the smell of love." "No, no, no, this is fine." "Uh... do you, uh..." "Do you have room service?" "I might have something you might wanna eat." "I don't think you do." "Listen, uh... if anyone comes here asking about me, I'm not here." "Don't worry." "No one will ever find you." "Hey, uh, if you get lonely later on," "I'm in the apartment behind the building." "Yeah, okay." "It's nothing fancy, but I've got some good weed and a..." "(INHALING)... spa-tub." "Uh..." "I'll keep that in mind." "There's a live feed on channel 14 if you wanna check it out." "Great, now I got to hide from him, too." "This Walden guy's gonna regret the day he stole my girlfriend." "It's not stealing." "It's more like borrowing." "Like renting a car." "Yeah, but when you rent a car, you know other guys have been in it." "Turning the knobs, playing with the seat, shoving stuff in the trunk." "Okay, okay." "Maybe that's a bad analogy." "That doesn't change the fact that confronting him is not gonna help." "You got a better idea?" "I do." "How about you forget about Lyndsey and we go to a bar and pick up women?" "You know, Larry and Jeff, out on the prowl." "Rowr!" "Jeff, I appreciate what you're trying to do." "But I'm afraid if I don't do this, I won't be able to live with myself." "And I'm afraid if you do this, I'll have to live by myself." "Oh, no!" "Channel 14!" "Oh, God!" "(KNOCKING ON DOOR)" "Who is it?" "It's Larry." "I'm here to kill you, Walden." "(FOREIGN ACCENT) Mr. Walden, he die." "I clean room." "No, silly rabbit." "It's just me." "Rose?" "Is that..." "Are you alone?" "Yes, but a nice man did just invite me into his spa-tub." "Here, I brought some food." " Yeah, I can't eat." " Why not?" "Well, because if I do, eventually I'll have to go in there." "And I'm not going in there." "So did you find anything out?" "Still no sign of Larry." "He could be anywhere." "God, Alan was supposed to take care of this." "He also told you he was only gonna live at your house for a few days." " Here we are, day eight hundred and..." " Forty-three." "Oh, I almost forgot." "I got us some candy bars." "Mounds for you because it's your favorite." "Oh!" "Almond Joy for me because, you know, nuts!" "Hey, why are you being so nice to me?" "You know, I'll admit that you hurt me and I did some things that I'm not proud of." "But just because you took a restraining order out against me, doesn't mean that I can restrain my feelings for you." "That is the sweetest, most terrifying thing I've ever heard." "Are you really scared of me?" "You're not even the scariest person I've met in this room." "I mean, the truth is, I'm not blameless." "I mean, I chose anther girl over you and look who's here with me now." "I never really left you." "Literally." "File this under "Things I'm gonna regret."" "Damn it!" "Should've brought my leaf-blower." " Oh, the doorbell doesn't work." " What?" "I mean, that does not work if you want to send a message that there's a "man" here." ""Ding-dong, I'm gonna kick your tushy."" "You're right." "Now listen." "Now this could get crazy." "There's gonna be name-calling." "Jerk, idiot, Alan..." " Larry." " Lyndsey?" "I know exactly what's going on between you and Walden Schmidt." "Now where is he?" "Wow, this house is amazing." "Larry, this isn't what you think." "It's exactly what I think!" "I have pictures!" "We're standing in his house!" "Okay, it's time for me to tell you the truth." "Don't believe her!" "She's a cheating, drunk whore!" "Larry, listen to me." "I'm not here to sleep with Walden Schmidt." " I'm here to sleep with someone else." " What?" "Remember you told me your fantasy was to see me with another woman?" "ALAN AND LARRY:" "Yeah?" "I've arranged for your dream to come true." "ALAN AND LARRY:" "You did?" "That's why I rented this beautiful beach house from Walden Schmidt." "As a birthday surprise." "I also got us something else." "So which one's watching us?" "If it's him, I'm gonna have to charge extra." "Wait a minute, is this for real?" "Happy birthday, baby." "Wow, a threesome." "That is quite a gift." "Well, it was last-minute and I had to think of something." "A nice cardigan wouldn't have done the trick?" "God, I feel so stupid!" "I even hired someone to follow you." "Well, why don't you call them off and we'll all go sit down and talk about the things you wanna see." "Bye, Jeff." "Yeah, bye, Jeff." "I'll send you a copy of the video." "Wait, wait, this is really happening?" "I mean, you and her?" "And him?" "And here?" "While I..." "Son-of-a-bitch!" "(SCOFFS) This is crazy!" "You know, I bet if Lyndsey had been sleeping with somebody else, he'd be really, really mad." "I know!" "Isn't this great, Jeff?" "She's not a cheating whore." "She's just a whore!" " Hi, it's Larry Martin!" " Oh, hey." "Listen, I'm not gonna be needing your services anymore." "But I appreciate all your help." "No problem." "It was my pleasure." "Good-bye." "That was Alan." "What did he say?" "Well, he thanked me for protecting you." "But there's still no sign of Larry." "And as long as he's out there, you're not safe." "I'm gonna go get us some supplies." "No, don't go." "We're having a good time." "You're just a sticky, little honey-bun, aren't you?" "Don't try to get in touch with anyone or Larry will kill you." "Kisses." "(SIGHS)" "Got to go to the bathroom." "Screw it." "I'll just pee the bed." "(THUNDER CRASHING)" "(HEAVY FOOTSTEPS)" "Rose?" "(KEYS JINGLING)" "All right, come on, Rose." "This..." "It's not funny." "(THUNDER CRASHING)" "Larry?" "Listen, we can work this out." "It's just a little misunderstanding." "(KEY SLIDING IN LOCK)" "Oh, God." "Well, that was rude." "Looks like I took a shower for nothing." "Come out, come out, wherever you are!" "I hate you, Jeff Strongman." "(English US" " SDH)"

"You took one of me best whores for your private use." "Every day she's not under my roof costs me money." "(grunts)" "Wait, listen to me!" "(gagging)" "Good men will die for some hidden agenda, the Barlow woman's agenda." "Things will get better here." "I promise you they will." "We'll need some additional items." "New guns, 12-pounders." "You'll have it." "You want the guns from my ship to hand over to a pirate?" "That is correct." "Richard:" "Help me, Mr. Scott." "Please, help me save her." "Why don't I take over?" "Eleanor:" "The Andromache, it can't be." "Captain Bryson hasn't had time to unload." "He didn't." "She's riding low." "Those guns are still on board." " Eleanor:" "What are we going to do?" " Get them back." "(theme music playing)" "(wind blowing)" "Billy:" "Captain?" "We're steady at six knots, north by northeast." "You don't trust me, do you?" "With any luck, we'll sight the Andromache soon." "The battle will begin." "You and I will have our roles to play." "We have the chance for a few minutes' honesty first." "Honesty?" "Men died yesterday careening our ship faster than was safe." "Men are going to die today attacking that merchant ship out there, and they'll die not knowing it was all based on a lie." "A lie?" "We don't even know if the Urca's schedule is accurate." "We're completely relying on the cook." "How can you just pretend you have no doubts about any of this?" "Years of practice." "There's always doubt, Billy." "No sane man would deny that." "No good captain would acknowledge it." "Take our present route, for instance." "We tacked north by northeast, along Andromache's best point of sail." "If you're Bryson, that's the smart course." "Yeah..." "Well, he knows that I know that." "So wouldn't he have at least considered heading northwest to follow the coast, lose us in the dark?" "Or due east on the chance that we might sail right past him?" "There must be at least one chance in three that that horizon will remain bare and we'll never see the Andromache again." "That's the truth." "But what good would that knowledge do for any man on this crew trying to focus on doing his job?" "This crew needs certainty, and I need their support to achieve an end which is in all our best interests." "So we dance the dance." "Never was there a Caesar that couldn't sing the tune." "Who's Mrs. Barlow?" "Ah." "You've heard the stories, haven't you?" "She's a witch who pledged my soul to the devil, and anoints me with the blood of infants to keep me safe in battle." " Come on, I'm not stupid." " No, you're not." "So you can probably guess it isn't as much fun to tell stories about how your captain makes a home, with a nice Puritan woman who shares his love of books." "Is that the truth?" "Man:" "Sails!" "Man your posts!" "Man 2:" "Posts!" "Man 3:" "Have a look." "Man:" "It's the Andromache!" "(crew shouting)" "(bird trilling)" "(dogs barking)" "Well, this is a stupid fucking idea." "Given the straits we're in, I would suggest there is no such thing." "If we don't find a way to earn an income and soon, we will lose what little we have left of a crew." "Or worse yet, we will be eaten by what little we have left of a crew." "Wish me luck." "You gave him permission, dear." "We must stand by our word." "But I said he could put one finger in my bum, not three." "Then next time, charge him by the digit." "Mrs. Mapleton, a word, please." "What the fuck are you doing here?" "Mr. Noonan expressly forbade it, did he not?" "It turns out Mr. Noonan has had a change of heart." "A transfer?" "What is this?" "It means, madam, that the dispute over the whore with Mr. Noonan has been settled through an agreement to purchase this establishment from him... by us." " Noonan sold you the inn?" " Yes, ma'am." "And where is he now?" "From the tone in his voice, it sounded as if Mr. Noonan couldn't wait to be rid of this place and of its screeching pig of a bawd." "His words, not mine." "The last I saw him, he was seeking passage to Port Royal, and then to who knows where." "You're telling me that Mr. Noonan, who just a few hours ago had the intent of seeing your captain beaten to a pulp, that Mr. Noonan decided instead to sell you his life's work?" "Yes." "And you expect me to accept it based on a piece of paper and your word?" "And to keep my mouth shut about it when any half-wit can see that there's foul play at hand?" "Yes." "I want a raise." " What did you make before?" " Three percent of gross." "I'll give you 40." "Welcome aboard, sonny." "We are the proud new owners of a brothel." "Let's hope no one notices." "No one has seen or heard from Scott all morning." "He must have left with Bryson." "You're certain he said nothing to you about why he would do this?" "Nothing, ma'am." " Before I knew what was happening..." " Get my horse ready." "I'm going to see my father." "I want to know what the fuck's going on here." "(sighs)" "Hello." "What the fuck are you doing in my office?" "Flint stashed me here." "Presumably to stop what's in my head from spilling onto the deck of the Andromache." "Oh, that's Randall." "Why is Randall lying on my sofa?" "(chuckles)" "Well, he's not exactly going to be leading the charge after the day he had yesterday." "Why are you chained to him?" "So I don't try to run." "Thank you." "Sorry, have I done something to you?" "Excuse me?" "Well, you seem to harbor quite a bit of anger towards me, and considering we hardly even know each other," "I'm wondering if there's something I'm missing." "Flint and his crew offer you a life of freedom and prosperity for which you repay them by stealing the product of months of their labor and sacrifice." "But you're not finished." "Then you lure Max into your selfish scheme." "Hold on." "I specifically tried to talk her out of getting wrapped up in my selfish scheme." "I know all I need to know about the kind of man you are." "Ma'am, you should come outside right away." "Richard:" "For years, we've all profited in this place, trading on the stability of my family's name." "But unfortunately, our circumstances have changed." "A fortnight ago, His Majesty's Navy attempted to place me under arrest." "(crowd murmuring)" "I am, since that day, a fugitive marked for execution by the Crown." "(crowd groaning)" "Unbeknownst to me, my family in Boston learned of this and ordered Captain Bryson to liquidate our holdings here." " (crowd yelling)" " Man:" "What about our goods?" "I convinced him to leave behind the contents of our warehouse, but that is all." "To those of you owed credit or for whom we held goods on consignment," "I leave it to my daughter to see you made whole as best we can." "But once that is settled, our business with you must be considered complete." "(crowd groaning, yelling)" "I'm very sorry." "Godspeed to you all." "Man 2:" "I want my money back!" " (grunting) - (Water splashing)" "We aren't closing on her!" "I said to raise all the canvas!" " What's our speed?" " Sails are all raised!" "No, they're not." "Where are my t'gallants on the main and mizzen?" "De Groot:" "Captain, we're fully loaded." "If we raise the t'gallants, the mast won't hold." "Man:" "Stand by to stretch that starboard!" "Time." "Present speed: six knots." "We need at least another knot if we're to catch up by dark." " Raise the t'gallants." " Captain..." "Shift aft the back stays if you're worried about the masts." "Shift 'em to the stern if you have to." "Even if the back stays hold at such an angle, and I wager they won't, the load on the sails will exceed capacity and she'll dig in hard at the bow." "She'll hold." "Hard enough to shake loose the rigging entirely." "Captain, Mr. De Groot makes a good point." "The speed we'll pick up will come with dire risks for the ship." "But I think she can take it." "Mr. De Groot, quickly, please." " Raise the t'gallants!" " Man:" "Raise the t'gallants!" "Man 2:" "Out of the way!" "Brace up another five degrees!" " Five degrees!" " Five degrees!" "Bring her up into it." "(wind gusting)" "(grunting)" "More!" "Brace up a little more!" "More!" "That's well!" " That's well." " Man 2:" "Hold on!" "(yells, grunts)" "Now bring her up into it." "More, damn it. (grunts)" "Like this!" "(yelling)" "Aye, Captain!" "There." "Hold it there." "Hold her tight." "Speed!" "Again, please!" "Time!" "Seven and a half knots!" "(crew cheering)" "All right, ladies, get some rest." "In a few hours, things are gonna get awfully interesting." "Good morning, dear." ""Orders from Boston, unbeknownst to me."" "You sent Bryson away." "Yes." "You lied to my face, you shit." "And what choice did you leave me?" "You let Flint seduce you into his madness about the Spanish galleon all in furtherance of the fantasy that you can resist English rule, that your authority in this place is yours to do with as you please." "I am more to this place than you ever were." "You are a child." "I'm fully aware that Captain Flint left in pursuit of the Andromache last night." "But you should know" "Captain Bryson sailed the Velasco route for 10 years and was never boarded." "Not once." "Flint will be returning either empty-handed or not at all." "This treasure galleon business is over." "As for our future here," "I am working on a deal that'll make a safe place for us among the farmers in the interior." " (scoffs)" " When the pirates are gone, the landowners will drive commerce here." "They'll be indispensable to the lords and to Whitehall, and so we will make allies of them." "We will adapt and we will survive." "I won't ask you to walk out with me right now." "I know your pride would never permit it." "The Barlow cunt who was supposed to watch over you, that's Flint's problem." "But Scott... what the fuck did you have to threaten him with to get him to betray me?" "We talked like men and he saw reason." "Fuck you." "I been sayin' it." "You ain't been listening." "And now it's come to pass." "The day that gentleman and his daughter tell you that the money they took ain't never coming back." "(crowd yelling)" "Lilywhite:" "Yeah, that were just fucking theft!" "Right now, that little girl is sitting in there counting your money and laughing her scrawny ass off on how much she has lifted out of your pockets." "This is fucking nuts!" " We're not working!" " Good riddance, yeah!" "(gasps)" "I thought my men could help keep tempers from boiling over, for a while at least." "But for those owed money out there, it's only a matter of time before their tempers can no longer be held in check." "Now, if I may, I suggest an announcement of payments to settle debts." "The longer it takes them to hear it, the more fuel Lilywhite can throw on the fire." "I can't pay them all." "You're short?" "How short?" "Well, get out your books, then." "Certain crews may defer their debts if I ask them." "Any leads you have on future scores would soften the blow." "Troublemakers we need to pay off first..." "No." "I'm not winding things up here." "My business continues." "Captain Naft of the Intrepid." "Mr. Walker, her quartermaster." "Captain Lawrence of the Black Hind and Mr. Harrison." "And our friend Mr. Frasier." "Get them all here now." "Miss Guthrie?" "I'm not sure you recognize the gravity of this situation." "Have a drink." "Relax." "Everything's under control." "(crowd yelling)" "Hamund:" "She's fucking done!" "That Guthrie cunt is done." "Have you not heard?" "We've heard." "Well, then what the fuck are we doing in here?" "At the moment, I'm remembering what it feels like to have food in my belly." " Care to join us?" " Jesus, Jack." "We're free of her." "Free to hunt again." "So get off your ass and find us a ship." "To assume that we've seen the last of Eleanor Guthrie is, well, not to know her." "The fact that she appears to have Captain Hornigold and his men propping her up only adds to my conviction." "Right now, we'd do well to keep our mouths shut, be thankful we have some income from this place, for the moment, and bide our time." "Fuck that." "She's got no ships." "She's got no business." "That means she's out." "And I'm going over there to make sure she knows it." "Captain?" "I'll be upstairs." "Well, then, fuck you both." "Who's with me?" "Nothing can ever be simple." "(scoffs) I can make it simple." "Darling, this is a lovely stopgap, but if we are to ever hunt as a proper crew again, we will need, well, a crew." "Right now, those men are all we have." "It's unfortunate, perhaps, but no less a reality." "Why don't we take advantage of Mr. Hamund's momentary distraction and have Mrs. Mapleton tend to the whore on the beach?" "(drops fork)" "(scoffs)" " Man:" "Two six!" " Heave!" " Two six!" " Heave!" " Two six!" " Heave!" "Stand by!" "Stand by!" "(knock on door)" "Ahem." "Yes, Mr. Hayes?" "Hayes:" "The Walrus will be upon us in roughly four hours, present speed." "I assume preparations have been made." "Yes, sir." "And the shipment of china plate?" "I beg your pardon?" "We have 70 plates of Chinese porcelain in the hold, which I have undertaken to deliver to Boston unharmed." "May I suggest more straw in the chest?" "Yes, sir." "He's certain this is all we have?" "We emptied the girl before we careened her." "This is the best I could do before we set sail." "Same for food and water, I assume?" "Food, water, powder, all of it." "Right." "Take it all up top." "No reserves on this one." "Either we take Bryson's ship or we're..." "I believe the word you're looking for is "fucked."" " Yeah, thank you." " Yeah." "Dufresne?" "You can't be serious." "Andromache's manned like a warship." "60 men at least, and they're fighters." "So we'll need every body we can muster on this one, yours included." "Come on." "(birds screeching)" "(dogs barking)" "(goats bleating)" "Come on, everything's at sixes and sevens back at the house and I have to come and tend to this." "All right." "Come on, love." "Here we go." "Open your legs." " (water squirts) - (Winces)" "Oh, hush, unless you want to find yourself carrying one of those fools' brats." " (water squirts)" " Ow!" "Get out." "(whimpers)" "She wasn't using enough lotion." " (water squirting softly) - (Whimpering)" "You could've left." "(water squirting softly)" "When that cunt beat Hamund off of you, you could've left." "You didn't." "Thought you could sweet-talk them all, did ya?" "What do you care?" "Once, one of them came and put his balls on my shoulder whilst I was asleep." "Thought it was funny." "Last time he put them anywhere." "If you take it, they'll give it." "Why do you say these things?" "You were the one who threw me to them in the first place." "I only thought they'd kill you." "Lilywhite:" "Do you feel that soreness between your haunches?" "Yeah, well, that's what you get when you let some cunt who's never raised a sail, set foot on a deck tell you your business!" "(crowd shouting)" "Next thing you know, she'll have her boot on your throat and her hand in your fucking pocket." "I think he's talking about you." "Lilywhite:" "That's what you get when you're letting a wench tell you..." "If you're pretending to remain unconcerned for my peace of mind, please don't." "It amuses me that you think I would even give a shit" " about your peace of mind." " Silver:" "Of course." "Still, I don't think you're giving that problem out there its due attention." "(door opens)" "Naft and Walker just arrived." "That's everyone." "You've never seen a mob turn, have you?" "Funny thing." "The people most surprised when it happens, usually the ones that gave rise to it in the first place." "Can you join me, please, Captain?" "I want you to hear this, too." "Hamund:" "Is the cunt still here?" " Out on the street, friend." " Where is she?" "It's a rough world out there, isn't it?" "Someone opens their mouth, you can lose everything." "Tell me, lass... how's it feel?" "Out now." "Well, if we're not welcome in here," "I suppose we can go spend more time with our friend on the beach." "(pirate chuckles)" "Oh, wonderful lass she is." "So, um... resilient." "(pirates laugh)" "So appreciative of what she's given." "We'll send her your love." "(laughs)" " Come on, boys." " (Pirate laughs)" "(speaks African dialect)" "Billy:" "Gentlemen..." "I think we all know what we're up against today, so let's just get to it." "As we close the distance to the Andromache, the captain believes Bryson will attack port and set himself for a clean broadside volley." "He'll loose his guns, pay off downwind, and continue running." "Now, ordinarily, we would either match him and return fire or slip into his wake and make a run at his stern." "Unfortunately, we're too outgunned for the former, and Bryson is too skilled a captain for the latter." "He'll just keep shooting and delaying and shooting and delaying until nightfall, at which point he'll just slip away." "So..." "So, if we can't shoot at her and we can't get close to her, how the hell do we board her?" "(murmuring)" "We go straight at her." "Without the bow chasers, we'll be sitting ducks for her guns." "She'll rake us bow to stern." "Logan:" "Not to mention we'd be boarding bow to midship." "For all you virgins in the room, that's also known as fucking suicide." "Billy:" "Of course we'd need to board alongside her." "We just need Captain Bryson to cooperate and bring the Andromache about for us to do so." "And how the hell do we get him to do that?" "Mr. Beauclerc is going to convince him." "(blows)" "You're a natural, son." "When this is all over, I'll be lucky to still have a job." "(laughs)" " What..." " I keep accounts." "That's what I'm good at." "Do you see this number here?" "That's how much I've saved this crew this last year alone." "Can you say of any other man here that they've earned as much?" "Every man on this crew had a first time." "You're overdue." "But I've never even shot a pistol." "Well, that's all right." "Half the time they don't even fire." "I'm sorry." "Time has come for us to tell those who aim" " to make us slaves." " (Knock on door)" "Woman:" "Mr. Rackham asked me to tend to you." "Lilywhite:" "Yeah, well, that's what you get." "He said I wasn't to take no for an answer." "They're saying she may be finished." "She's finally got her due." "All I meant is that... that it should please you after what she did." "You hate her." "I hate her." "They all hate her." "Look what's good it's done us." "No captain on this island's ever known that kind of power." "Power that doesn't care how many votes you can tally, who loves you, who hates you, who fears you." "Power that just is." "Truth is, none of us have any right to hate her for it." "She's strong and we're weak." "That's the reality of things here." "And no one down there is strong enough to change anything." "Not you?" "You're not strong enough?" "I don't know." "But I think it's time I probably found out." "(creaking)" "What if he's wrong?" "There's a chance Bryson just keeps running, isn't there?" " That's it, steady." " Right?" "Bryson could still gain speed." "I mean, there has to be a chance this fight will never materialize." "Come on." "Come on, you bitch." "Come on." "There she goes!" "(crew shouting)" "Why isn't he attacking?" "Because he knows he'll never board us if he does." "I will say this for him." "He's no coward." "200 yards, you may fire at will." "(shouting)" "I don't think I can do this." "Yes, you can." "Listen." "Listen to me." "You will make it through this." "No one eats it their first time over the side." "I'm telling you, it's never happened." "Not on this crew." "Don't ask me why, it just is." "Men die all the time." "It can't be true." "No, not first-timers." "Name one." "You're gonna be all right." "Come on." "Damn it." "I hope you know what you're doing." "So do I." "Mr. Beauclerc?" "Range?" "Almost there!" "50 more yards, Captain!" "Fire!" " Let her go." " Fire!" " Incoming!" " (Men scream)" "Fire!" "(yelling)" "(groaning)" "(yelling)" "Get 'em back into the cookroom!" " Get 'em back!" " (Yelling)" "We can't take much more of this." "Aye." "Mr. Beauclerc!" " Two six!" " Heave!" " Two six!" " Heave!" "Hayes, another volley right away!" "Right cannon round!" "Mr. Burnett, prepare to bear away and bring us into the wind." "Man the braces!" "Fire!" "(man screams)" " (yells)" " Beauclerc, do it!" "Stay where you are!" "Bring us to starboard before we lose the wind!" " Mr. Harris, take the helm!" " Aye, sir!" "Fire." "Man:" "We've lost the wind, Captain." "Prepare to repel boarders!" "Bring us around to the port side!" "On the rails!" "(shouting)" " (guns firing) - (Gasping)" "Now!" "20 yards!" "At the ready." "Get across the gap, choose your targets!" "Pistols at zero range." "Don't waste a shot." "Nets in!" "(crew shouting)" "Nets up, nets up, nets up!" "Get it!" "10 yards!" "Go, go, go!" "Over!" "Get it over!" "Hold, get down!" "Hold, hold!" " (gunfire continues)" " Hold!" "(all grunt)" "(exhales)" "Go, go, go!" "(all shouting)" "(grunting)" "(yells)" "(panting)" "(muffled yelling)" "(gasps)" "(yelling)" "(buzzing)" "Dufresne?" "Jesus." "Come on." "(cheering)" "No fucking longer!" "Gentlemen, you all heard my father this morning, that the Guthrie trading operation here in Nassau is dead." "To that, I just have this to add... fuck him and fuck that." "Mr. Frasier, you hold a charter from the Massachusetts Bay Provincial Authority to ship rare items abroad, is that correct?" "That's correct, yes." "And, theoretically, that charter should pass muster at any customshouse in the colonies, yes?" "Well, I suppose so, but..." "Gentlemen, by my count, the Black Hind and the Intrepid have accumulated prizes totaling approximately" "1,600 pieces of eight since the new year." "That's gross." "That's both ships." "That barely exceeds your operating costs over the same time." "If you brought us here to insult us..." "It's not an insult, it's a fact." "You command the two least profitable ships on the island as a function of basic arithmetic." "But they are ships, and large ones at that." "At this table, we have a legitimate front." "We have ships and crews that can ferry heavy cargo." "We have relationships with the merchants and customs men that kept my father's trade moving." "Your father said he'll take no part in any further..." "They're my relationships now." "We're going to recreate my father's system here... without my father." "A consortium, with all of you sharing in the profits." " You're mad." " How so?" "My men aren't merchant sailors." "They're hunters." "Yes, but they're bad at it, Geoffrey." "What good is that doing anyone?" "I put this to them, they'll vote me out before I stop to take a breath." "I'm amazed they haven't voted you out already, given the shit prizes you've been chasing." "Your men will earn three times as much in half the time..." " (scoffs)" " Not facing a single sword or pistol in the process." "You're telling me that you can't sell that?" "I can sell that." "(sighs)" "And you're supporting this?" "I don't know." "Am I?" "None of this matters unless we can get people to agree to sell through us." "We need a respected captain to stand up and bless it." "And we need a strong captain to ensure that no one dares fuck with us." "You're both." "You know that I want nothing more than to make this place strong and stable." "I think you want the same things." "Bless this endeavor and we can have them." "I'll do that... the moment you lift the ban on Captain Vane." " Excuse me?" " Listen to that mob outside." "They're tired of your edicts, your rule by fear." "They believe you to be a tyrant in a petticoat." "Your action against Captain Vane is, to them, the most egregious case." "You want me to lift the ban on Charles Vane to appease a handful of malcontents on the street?" "Those malcontents will be a problem to anyone in this room who stands behind you today." "Provocation, even sabotage." "And then you'll ask my men to assume the responsibility of defending all of you from it." "Charles Vane is an animal, as are the men that remain with him." "Because they saw fit to punish a thieving whore." "I'm not about to say otherwise for the benefit of Captain Lilywhite or any of the other idiots out there listening to him." "I'm listening to him." "Your commitment to this place is admirable, but you're young and you're rash." "Show everyone your motive here is for the common good." "Show them that you can be trusted to keep petty animosity separate from business." "Rescind the ban on Captain Vane and show me that." "Do it and I'll back you as your father's successor here, the boss behind all trade." "Until then, I'm sorry." "I can't help you." "I won't do it." "You have until dark to come to your senses." "At that point, I will withdraw my men and the business of the street becomes your business alone." "Good afternoon, gentlemen." "Ah!" " Man:" "Oh, no!" "Get down!" " (Explosion)" "(men yell)" "Man:" "Take this." "Checked all the dead and injured." "None of them are Bryson." "He only left three men to defend the quarterdeck bunker." "How does that make sense?" "Gates:" "The vanguard are on their way to clear the cargo hold." "Maybe Bryson is hiding down there." "Something's not right." "Captain, the rudder's not responding." "Someone must've cut the mechanism below decks." "Call back the vanguard." " (gunfire) - (All yell)" " (labored breathing) - (Metal squeaking)" "Three men dead on their end, Captain." "Perhaps it's time we sent them our terms." "I do apologize for this." "Mr. Guthrie's orders were explicit." "No matter what, I was to make sure that you were on this ship." "This was not the deal." "(chuckles)" "Assist the Andromache to depart unmolested and you can remain with the girl and pick up the pieces and explain yourself." "Mr. Scott, you sided with his daughter against him." "You forgot your duty." "You must have known there would be consequences." "But we men of duty must often put our feelings aside... as you're about to witness." "(speaks West African Pidgin English)" "Do it." "(groans)" " And this one?" " (Speaks West African Pidgin English)" "(door opens)" "(crowd chanting)" "At the risk of overstepping my bounds," "I think you should agree to Captain Hornigold's terms." "Lift the ban." "What do you care about..." "They're beating her." "She chose it." "(scoffs) "She chose it"?" ""She chose it."" "I've been repeating those words to myself for well over a week now and I find them wanting." "Now he asks me to back off Charles, to proclaim to the world that what happened to Max is acceptable, to apologize to those animals for having ever said otherwise, and smile while they lord it over me." "To make a dangerous situation a lot less dangerous." "Then convince me." "Convince me that I should betray her a second time... because that's what it feels like I would be doing." "Max chose." "Why?" "I don't know." "Maybe it was spite, maybe it was strength, maybe it was who the fuck knows what." "To be perfectly honest, I don't care because the moment I start making choices based on her decisions," "I've given her a hell of a lot more power over my life than I am quite comfortable ceding to a perfect stranger." "Guilt is natural." "It also goes away if you let it." "Losing your life's work... that doesn't go away." " Lilywhite:" "No fucking longer!" " (Cheering)" "Captain?" "Charles?" "Do I understand correctly that you've requested a skiff?" "I suppose that's none of my business, but you do realize that we may be able to hunt again soon." "What I'm hearing is all second and thirdhand, but something is happening in that tavern." "Our problem isn't in there." "Never was." "What the hell are you talking about?" "Chaz?" "Where are you going?" "Where is he?" "Gates:" "He's in a reinforced hold directly beneath us here." "Forward end of the lower gundeck." "Doors as thick as the outer hull, as is the roof." "Impossible to breach from here." "He's also sitting right in front of a powder magazine, so if we try to blow our way through, this whole ship is going down fast." "Unless we can find a way in, there's no way to get the guns off the boat." "Anybody we send down there is just gonna get cut to shreds." "And we cannot sail." "And we cannot sail." "It doesn't make sense." "If Bryson wants to force us to withdraw, what's to stop me from burning the ship once we leave?" "We're missing something." " (wood creaking) - (Lamps creaking)" "There you are." "Been looking all over for you." "Thought I'd get a head start going through Bryson's papers." "Jameson." "Beg your pardon?" "You said no man ever died his first time over the side, but you forgot about Tom Jameson, boatswain's mate, about two years back." "That's right." "Also Christian Thoms, Will Robbins, Jean DuBois, that Portuguese guy with the lisp... what was his name?" " That is funny." " (Chuckles)" "Thank you... for doing that." "It helped." "(pats back)" "Miranda Barlow?" "Man:" "Away from the hatch!" "Everyone!" "(guns cock)" "Captain Flint." "(speaks African dialect)" "He says, "I'm secure in the hold below."" "(man speaking African dialect)" ""With 20 of my men." "I can wait, but you cannot."" "(speaking African dialect)" ""Before departing,"" "I sent a message to the captain of the Scarborough." "I told him where I was headed," ""and I told him where he would find you."" "Man:" "Sail to the east!" "Good God." "The Scarborough!" " (yells)" " Man 2:" "Look out!" "(gunshot)" "(grunts)" "(panting)" "(music playing)"

"He's back." "This is the fifth day in a row." "And his little friend is with him?" "It's gotta be a dolphin" "Or a mermaid." "Do you know what I think?" "I think this guy is just as interested in us as we are in him." "Both of them." " She can't keep coming here." " I'm going to have a double scoop – no, I'll have a triple scoop." "Choc-chip and strawberry surprise." "She's going to get caught." "I'm going to have the biggest, greasiest hamburger I can find." "Brett – this is serious!" "So's shore leave!" "Maybe I'll have the burger first." "Mum's seen her heaps of times on sonar" "." "Every time she swims with Charley, the tag transmits that back to the lab." "Okay, they know it's another creature but they don't know it's Neri." " They think it's just another whale." " And Vanessa knows we're hiding something." "Vanessa thinks it's just a cleaner on a day pass." " If Vanessa gets one look at that pass you came up with – - oh, Vanessa, Vanessa!" "Come on." "Hurry up." " I look like a dork in this uniform." " That's because you are a dork." " Sure, jodie." " he does." "It's just your imagination, that's all." "Jason and I are just friends." "Then why is he always looking at you?" "And going out of his way to be nice." " He is?" " Don't tell me you haven't noticed?" "This is the final call for all personnel scheduled for shore leave." "Please assemble at the turbo lift reception area." " On your best behaviour, you two, remember, you're representing ORCA." " No, sir, we won't forget." "Oh, no!" "You shouldn't have come!" "Not today!" "We're going on shore leave." "To port douglas." "Douglas?" "Who is douglas?" "Not who,where." "It is a place on the mainland." "Is it fun?" "Is it ever!" "We're going to have a great time!" "Now, we've got to get you out of here." "Bates!" "It's too late to go back to get anything." "Stay with the group." " Oh well." "She'll have to come with us." " Are you kidding?" "Well, no one's been counting heads." "Besides, we can't leave her here on her own, can we?" "Let's hope we don't end up regretting it." "What's she doing here?" "She's coming along – if it's any of your business." "I thought she was a cleaner." "So why isn't she cleaning?" "She forgot her broom." "Why come all the way out here on a boat and then turn around and have to go back again?" "Maybe she just wants to be with you, dags." "What?" "Nah, not me." "Winston, come here." "The other creature – the little one – it's gone." "But where?" "(music)" " We've got to find somewhere safe for her." " The hamburger shop!" "Oh Brett, stop thinking about your stomach and start thinking about Neri." "I bet Neri just loves hamburgers, don't you, Neri?" "(Honking horn) (squealing tires) Strewth!" "This is a road, not a footpath!" "This road?" "Neri!" "Sorry – she's new in town." "Are you crazy?" "You could have got yourself killed." "Why these trees grow wires?" "They're not trees." "They're power poles." "You know – like, electricity." " Electricity trees." " Ya, sort of." "Great afternoon this is gonna be." "Tourists love that sort of junk." "Like ... this." "Hey, Jase, check this out!" "It's too big." "Not for me, dummy." "For mum." "Hey, where are you going with that?" "!" "Neri, you can't just take it." "I like." "Yeah, well – you have to pay for it." "With money." "Who lives here?" "It's a church." "Church?" "Kinda like god's house." "Big house." "God has many friends." "Yeah, I guess he does." "Are you sure she went in there?" "Positive." " Oh, no, here she comes now." "What am I going to do?" " ask her" " What if she says no?" " Then you can go away and let me finish my book." " Hi" " Hello." "I just thought maybe – you know – if you didn't have anything on today –" " and, you know, we could – I mean yourself and myself " " What are you raving on about, dags?" " Do you want to go to the movies?" " Uh, Neri hates the movies." "What movies?" "Do you mean to tell me you've never seen a movie?" "Really?" " I should go?" " Of course, it will be really fun." "Come on." "You'd better do something quick." "Do you want to go too?" "(Dialogue from movie) Janette." "You shouldn't be here." "It's much too dangerous." "I didn't feel safe with it loose in the city." "It will never be able to find us here." "But you might have been followed." "We have to be careful." "It's after the antidote." "It won't think to look here." "How do you know?" "It's much smarter than we are." "It seems to know everything." "Look what happened to the others." "You didn't see it, Janette." "It was horrible." "It will be all right, michael." "We're safe here. (Rumble of thunder) (screeching cats)" " what's that?" " Nothing, michael." "Just relax." "Enjoy the fire." "That's better." "Mmm." "Who taught you to kiss like that?" "(Screaming) (gunfire)" "gross." " You were supposed to watch her!" " I had my eyes shut." "How long's he been out there?" "Since about nine this morning." "It's like he's lost something." " What about the smaller one?" " Swam right up to the front door." " And?" " And..." "Vanished." "She's got to be around here somewhere. (Horn honking) (horn honking) (percussive sounds)" " Hi" " Hello" " Neri, you're here!" "I mean – hi." " So many clothes." "Yeah, it's great, isn't it?" "Maybe jodie can help you chose something." " Oh, right." "I mean – sure." " Won't be a sec." "That'd look great on you." " Would you like to try it on?" " I can" "Sure!" "No." "In the change rooms." "Jodie, would you help me?" "The zip's stuck." "(Commotion outside) no!" "No!" "What are you doing here, man?" "This is our turf." " Get outta here." " Oh, nice bracelet." "Bracelet, huh?" "What a loser." "Bracelet, huh?" "What a loser." "Come on." " At last, we've got her." " Breathe in." "No Jason Bates to save her this time." "We're finally going to get to the bottom of this." " Got it." "Okay, Neri, let's have a little talk." "Why are you following me?" " They hurt you" "I'm all right." "Just picking on me 'cause I'm different." "I'm different too." "You sound kind of different." " I saw the boys take something." "It was special?" " A bracelet." "My mum made it." " She can make another?" " She died." "I've got to get it back." "I will help you." "Lot of good you'll be." " We've looked everywhere." " Twice." "The beach, the shops, the streets, the beach again." " The beach." "Maybe she needs to get wet." " We've already looked there." " Well – where else could she go to get wet?" " The shower?" "Hey, pal, how's it going?" "Oh, I'm sorry." "It slipped." " What are you doing here, man?" " What are you doing?" "Look who's here." " Going Finshing?" " I want it back." "You want a swim." "That's what you want." " Why did you take it?" " who's this?" "Ha!" "One of them ORCA kids." " Please give him back his bracelet." "What a wimp!" " There she is!" " And she's in trouble." "And there's three of them." "Give it back to me!" "Come on." "Come and get it." "You want it, don't you?" "Come and get it." "I'm gonna drop it." "I'm gonna drop it." "Come on." "Let's get out of here. (music)" " You weren't really scared, were you." " Of course not." "So, why did you run out?" " You weren't scared of me, were you?" " no" "I'm glad." "the cop pulls out his gun and he starts firing." "And the skeleton explodes." "And there was slime and there were worms everywhere on everyone." "It was unreal." "Did you buy that?" "Jason." "Would all personnel please note that reports must be logged in the appropriate data banks." "Are you all right?" "We'll meet you on the island tomorrow, okay?" "But –" "How would you like to go and see what's happening in the rec room?" " Okay." " Yeah?" "Okay, ace." "Well, We've got the place to ourselves." "That's good" "Anyway, what I wanted to –" "What's going on?" "Bates?" "Nothing." "We were just – just talking, daddy." "We were just talking, okay?" "Well, I'm glad to hear that." "Well, um, I'd promised I'd help Brett with his physics. 'Bye. (music)" " Tell me about – kiss thing." " what?" "You know." "Oh, yuck!" "No, that's only for grown ups." "What's it like?" "Disgusting." "I don't know why anyone would want to kiss a girl." "Does it taste good?" "About as good as this thing." "And if you don't believe me, go and kiss someone." "No way!" "Damien?" "Attention all day pass holders." "Please report to reception prior to departure from ORCA." "Have to go now." "Bye, damien." "all right, all right." "I'm listening." "Don't you see?" "He's listening too" "and now he's answering" "Something's talking to him." " Our little friend?" " Right" "I know a chap in seattle." "He's a sound freak." "He has a laser operated, multi-channel separator – ultra high, ultra low frequency." "We should be able to adapt it." "Patch it into our system – so it hears the electric impulses." "If he is listening, we'll be able to listen too." " Oh, Winston, we're a long way from seattle." "A week, 10 days maximum." "Soon, no more secrets." "We've had a breakthrough." "We're getting some new equipment." "We always thought the whale was communicating with another whale hundreds of kilometers away." " You mean like talking?" " Not exectly talking." "But not until today." "You should have heard them." "It was like a video-phone conversation." "Except we could only hear one side of it." " Ah..." "With this equipment..." "nwe will be able to hear both." "You know the little bleep that is always following the whale around?" "Ya, we know that one... .That is who we think the whale is talking to." "Not some other whale in some other ocean." " So with this new equipment." "You gonna find out heaps of stuff?" " Ya, more then we ever dreamed of." "We're this far away from discovering Who the other little creature is." " This could solve the riddle." " That's great, Mum." "Jason?" "What?" "You don't think so?" "What?" "What is it with you?" "Just once I would like to think you accually cared what I am doing here." " It is not that." " Then what is it?" "Can't you just pretend you care." "It is like you don't want us to succeed." "That's it, isn't it." "You really don't want us to succeed." " It's not exactly that." "It's..." " Well please tell me." "I don't get it." "Tell me what it is." "I can't explain." "No, it's not that you can't explain, you don't want to." " We can't tell her." " Well, they're gonna find out, aren't they?" "Yes, They are gonna find out." "We'll have to think of something."

"WA YE news time, 8:05." "It's gonna be partly cloudy, breezy and warm today with highs around 80." "Right now in Baltimore, sunny skies." "And here's one of my morning favorites." "Yo, Ott." "Santo Rey's late?" "Squall last night off of Hampton Roads." "76-72 KGA." "KGA, go ahead, 76-72." "Notify Homicide and the OCME." "We got a floater at Patapsco Terminal." "Copy that." "Nothing at Vondopoulos's house?" "He's not going back." "He's dumped his Benz and our GPS device in the downtown garage." "He's off the cell phones." "And there's no text messaging in Greek either." "The raids, the follow, one or both sent him underground." "This guy, Stephen Rados?" "What's he?" "He rented the hotel room for the meet with Vondopoulos." "But checked out right after." "Fitzhugh's running him through every database." "So far, nothing but a driver's license in D.C." "Lester." "Homicide for you, line 2." "Maybe Sobotka knows him." "When Sobotka comes in today, maybe he gives us a line on every last Greek." "Freamon here." "Thirteen or so coming across the fax from VICAP." "All of them John Does." "And that's just headless and handless in the mid-Atlantic region." "If you wanna go nationwide, you'll be up over four dozen." "Fuck me." "What can I tell you, kiddo?" "We are policing a culture in moral decline." "So, you want to come get these?" "Or should I have a uniform run them over to Southeast?" "Run them over to Southeast." "Okay." "Have a seat." "I can't." "Gotta get back out there, take care of business." "Just wanted to make sure they were treating you right." "Making the most of it." "I'm catching up on my reading at least." "I just want to let you know that we got your back." "You know, whoever did this, we'll find them." "We got you, you understand?" "I appreciate the offer, but that won't be necessary." "Inform Mr. Barksdale that any obligation... he feels he might have with regards to this incident... it's absolved, along with our agreement." "All I'm saying is" "I understand perfectly well what you're saying." "What I am saying to you is:" "I will take care of them myself." "Them?" "Who came at you?" "Thank you for your concern." "Easy, Nick." "Easy." "I'm gonna kill them." "Fucking Greek bastards." "Get out of my fucking way!" "Get off of me!" "Fuck all of you!" "He was there for all of you, and now you're nowhere for him." "What the fuck you gonna do?" "Get a gun?" "Go play gangster?" "Like your fucking cousin?" "Let's go." "What was she firing, yo?" "Dirty Bomb, with a red-top chaser." "Damn, yo." "The bomb is the bomb." "Opportunity knocking." "Keep a lookout." "He just boosted the whole fucking truck." "Good looking out, Johnny." "At least I remembered to call." "Stabbed repeatedly." "Torso, abdomen, and they cut his throat to be sure." "Single-edge blade." "He fought, too." "Defense wounds on both hands." "Ligature on both legs." "Weighed him down with something, but it slipped off in the drink." "One, two, three." "Fuck it." "This Sobotka kid knows there's a warrant." "He either turns himself in or not." "Who gives a fuck?" "Either we get to him now and roll him, or he comes into the district with a lawyer." "He comes in with a lawyer, he's less likely to go for something in the box." "You sound like McNulty now." "We stay with these guys on their cases, we ain't never gonna get no respect." "You know this." "I figure when the detail's over, I go back to straight narcotics." "Try to get over to Dawson's shift, find a new rabbi." "What about you?" "Don't know." "I mean, you gotta admit, Daniels has been okay for us." "I mean, he's there for his troops." "You gotta be shitting me." "I just came from the crime scene." "He was coming in as a cooperator." "Offering up the drug-and-prostitution ring he'd been smuggling for." "The guy lays down with gangsters, gets up with his throat cut." "Almost feel sorry for the son of a bitch." "You were right about Sobotka." "Case had enough legs on it that I've got Burrell committed... to keeping my crew together as a major case squad working out of CID." "If you are gonna charge him...." "I'm gonna charge his narrow ass." "You're gonna do your son-in-law?" "You don't think I didn't tell her not to marry that brain-dead son of a bitch?" "I'll tell you the truth, Major." "Everyone who saw the punch wrote on it." "And they've all got Prez throwing the punch, no question." "But they've also got you addressing a subordinate officer as a...." "What was it?" "A shitbird?" "Fuck you." "This is the Baltimore Police Department, not the Roland Park Ladies' Tea." "I'm just saying, the other detectives..." "I'm just saying, the other detectives... the FBI agents, they gotta write it the way it happened." "I mean, I could probably get my own people to cheat it for you, but the fbi...." "You know how tight-assed they are." "Roland Pryzbylewski rides the Southeastern desk... on midnight shift for two months." "During which time he writes a personal letter of apology... to everyone seen that punch throwed." "In which he makes it absolutely clear that it was a penny-cheap sucker punch... that would've got his ass kicked in by a real police... except for the fact that I have my daughter's feelings to consider." "And then he can come up here and say the same to my face... and after that, if he wants to piss his career away in your unit..." "I could give a hairy-ass fuck." "Lieutenant." "Rod, that shit goes into a supplemental." "You don't put witnesses on a face sheet." "Officer." "You got something for Freamon?" "Homicide sent it over." "Officer, my son wants to turn himself in on a warrant." "Everybody talks, nobody listens." "Mike, that asshole calls back, I'm in the shitter." "Now what can I do for you, gents?" "You got a warrant on me for drugs." "I'm turning myself in." "A Southeastern warrant?" "He's surrendering." "He's gonna cooperate in any way he can." "What name am I looking for?" "Sobotka." "Nicholas Sobotka." "Morphine?" "From a city ambo?" "You should be ashamed to be calling me on this one." "The body came up." "I saw, on the television." "We weighted him down pretty goddamn good... but the water just coughed him back up." "Bad luck, that's all." "Sergei would've done better, I admit." "Niko, the nephew." "By now he knows." "Our people wait for him, but so do the police." "I am thinking... there's nothing to be done at this point." "What he says, he says." "He knows my name." "But my name is not my name." "And you?" "To them, you're only "The Greek."" "And, of course, I'm not even Greek." "So we go." "But there's a little business to do first." "There's a shipment on the docks this week." "One hundred and fifty kilograms." "And no one to pick it up." "Not just Sergei, I miss Frank, too." "We can't disappear the can." "But maybe we send someone." "Bring it off the docks, legitimate." "Everywhere we go these days, we seem to be walking into police." "This is telling us something." "You're going to leave 15 million tholaria to rot on the pier?" "Lambs go to slaughter." "A man, he learns when to walk away." "No, we go." "Call the others in." "Let them know there is no longer any point." "We don't wait?" "Our friends are still there, no?" "Still here." "Then go." "Sobotka was a cooperator?" "We had preliminary discussions with him yesterday." "He agreed to post today with a lawyer, but instead...." "So what's left of the case?" "We've pulled in everyone caught up in the wiretaps, save for a couple bodies." "We left the man we think is the number two for the operation... on the street, hoping he'd lead us to number one." "We have people on him?" "He's out of pocket at the moment." "Last seen leaving a downtown hotel, but we expect he'll resurface." "And the union people?" "With Sobotka dead, the case right now is limited to a subordinate or two." "But the important thing for us is the union." "Either they jettison their current leadership... or we have enough to get that local decertified." "Leaving only me and my 14 bodies." "When do we get to that bit of business?" "Lt. Daniels?" "Line 2." "Det." "Freamon insisted I put him through." "In all likelihood, Frank Sobotka was going to speak to that." "Now, we're a step back, sorry to say." "Sobotka came in." "The nephew?" "Yeah, he flipped." "Come on, Bubs." "You gotta do better if you wanna walk on this." "How about some murders?" "How about them?" "They're not killing people in West Baltimore these days?" "Been quiet." "Except for that mess with that young boy who got hit... with the stray through the window, ain't been nothing." "How about that?" "I ain't got nothing on that one." "It's just two crews beefing over a corner." "You know what, Bubs?" "You going to jail." "How you gonna talk about going to jail?" "You hearing this, Johnny?" "Like we ain't got history in this room." "Like we ain't friends or nothing." "When you was up in that hospital, all I did was worry." ""What about Kima?" "What's up with my girl?"" "I'm just happy to see you're up in the mix... and you talking about jail and shit." "That's too cold, girl, damn." "Remember that Eastsider got shot in the high-rises, right?" "You remember that shit, right?" "I mean, you were right there, Bubbles." "That wasn't shit." "Boy got hit with a rat shot, that all." "Who you talking about?" "Boy named Cheese." "Him and the other Eastsiders moved into the Terrace... took over a couple towers from the Stringer Bell's boys." "Then some crazy-ass bow-tie nigger came in and chased his ass home." "And what happened?" "Mr. Bow Tie, he ran them off." "He told them Eastsider fools, "Them towers belong to Avon."" "But then he ain't come back no more." "Now them Eastsiders are back up in there steady slinging." "I mean, it ain't like a war or nothing." "It's like Stringer Bell and them are sharing." "Sharing?" "You guys are on all of it?" "You have a public defender sitting next to you, Mr. Sobotka." "If there's anything about this deal you don't understand" "They killed my uncle." "I don't need to talk to no one but you people." "How do you know they did it?" "I told...." "Spiros calls me after everybody's getting arrested, right?" "Tells me he wants us to keep our mouths shut... but Uncle Frank, he says he ain't gonna." "Says he's gonna go talk to the police." "Spiros says that if we keep quiet... they can help my cousin, Zig, you know?" "And now Spiros is saying that..." "I don't know, the kid, the one that didn't die... the one that got shot... he's gonna say that the gun, it wasn't Zig's." "That Glekas pulled the gun, and it wasn't really Zig's fault." "So your uncle went to meet them and talk about that?" "Under the Key Bridge." "I seen his car was still there this morning." "I seen that, I fucking knew." "If they killed your uncle to shut him up, they probably" "Wanna kill me, too?" "Shit!" "I was gonna go down with him to the bridge." "I was gonna go down there with him." "He wouldn't...." "You were involved in the smuggling?" "We didn't know about the girls." "Them girls that got found?" "We didn't know there were girls in there." "You thought it was drugs?" "Drugs, stolen shit, whatever." "We got paid by the can to creep shit off the docks." "That's all." "That and selling the drugs that you got from The Greek, too, right?" "That's your cousin's signed statement." "He put himself in, talked about buying the gun." "The bill of sale from the pawn shop is in there, too." "It wouldn't have mattered if the second victim had backed up on his story." "Your cousin was locked in." "Your uncle was sitting yesterday right where you're sitting now... ready to give us everything, if we made the drug charges go away for you." "And maybe got your cousin to a better lock-up than Eager Street." "As you can see, we're willing to honor that deal... even if it didn't happen for your uncle." "Spiros was the main guy." "He told me and Frank which cans to disappear... and then when it came to me and the drugs, he was the one that hooked that up, too." "The Israeli, he was their drug guy." "I went through him for all my re-ups... until they passed me off to White Mike McArdle." "You know Mike?" "Guess you do." "Double G was in charge of stolen shit." "Anything we could lift from the docks went straight to his store... but he's dead, so why am I wasting your time, right?" "Her, I don't know." "My uncle, you know about him." "I don't know why you got Horse's picture up there." "Horse don't know shit." "I'll testify to that." "What about the Russian?" "He drove for them." "Anything that had to come off the docks, he was their guy." "But I also got the feeling that if somebody had to get hurt... he was probably going to be around for that part of it, too." "Why did you think that?" "Sergei, he just carried it like that." "And also, after them girls died in the can... they told me that whoever fucked that up... they had already got to in Philly." "They said that whoever did that to them girls was dead." "And how did they say it?" "They just said, I don't know... that the guy that you all was looking for... he was a dead end." "A dead end?" "Yeah." "In Philly, they said." "Who's the suit?" "You sure?" "We know that someone is above your man Spiros." "Someone he was in communication with." "Yeah, The Greek." "Sure, I know who you mean." "I mean, I don't have a name or nothing." "The man in the suit... the man with Vondopoulos in the photograph." "That's not The Greek?" "That's The Greek right there." "That the guy?" "He picked out an Eastsider, all right." "Cheese runs with Proposition Joe's mob." "Had a few corners off of Ashland, last I heard." "What's the verdict?" "He did good for us." "So I'm out the stat?" "I owe you one, Sanny." "Both of them?" "Yeah, that one's his valet." "Can I use your bathroom?" "Fuck, no." "Get out of here." "Bubs, one last question." "How's product in the Towers?" "It was shit, now it's right." "Found this guy." "Federal court computer down in D.C." "But not in a bad way." "He's a K Street lawyer down there." "So the suit was only a suit?" "On the other hand, my friend, this is from overseas." "A can on the Adriatica, which docks the day after tomorrow at Patapsco." "Fake manifest out of Le Havre." "You people got reach." "That's about $300,000 in man-hours we're holding here." "What's the plan for him?" "You gotta call the US Attorney about witness protection." "We're rounding up his girl and kid." "It's best we keep this as quiet as we can." "We already lost one cooperator." "It's for you." "Daniels." "Lieutenant, Fitzhugh's calling for WITSEC, and we're pulling in the girlfriend and kid." "Okay, thanks." "fbi." "This is Special Agent Terrence Fitzhugh, Baltimore field office." "May I speak with Agent Koutris, please?" "Who?" "Agent Koutris." "He's no longer with the San Diego field office." "Where's he at?" "You could try headquarters in Washington." "Counterterrorism." "Counterterrorism?" "For how long?" "I'd have to check, but I'm sure he's been gone from here more than a year." "Either he comes home in the next five minutes, or I eat my gun." "I'm just saying, this is not the way... me and you learned how to do it in West Baltimore." "Not by a fucking long shot!" "Either your son surrenders within the hour... or all the police will come crashing through this door twice a day... for as long as it takes you people to get the message." "You hear me?" "We will take this door once in the morning and once at night, and toss your house... until there isn't any furniture with more than three legs left on it." "Officer, my son turned himself in to the police last night." "At Southeastern." "A detective was there at the time." "A detective?" "Motherfucker." "Come on." "Don't use the phone." "There'll be an agent posted outside." "If you go anywhere, go with him." "What a dump." "You wanted us to get a place, right?" "If they got to him in Philly... then they probably dumped the body in that area, right?" "No use in dragging a headless torso around further than you need." "Good God." "I bet you there's a police detective somewhere else..." "looking at a table full of heads right now." "In that stuff that we took off the ship, did we keep any photos?" "Couple of pictures of one guy that left his gear, yeah." "They're at ECU." "You two should get on the road." "Get up there before the offices close." "Where y'all been at?" "I'm saying, though, Butchie, something just ain't feel right." "The man didn't even know what I was saying." "So I just eased off." "You think brother played me?" "No." "Y'all can't read lying eyes after all these years... then I'd be talking to a dead man." "You saying Stringer told you... the brother had something to do with your boy Brandon?" "Yeah." "Near as I know, Brother Mouzone spends most of his time up north." "New York and Philly." "If Avon contracted him to get at you... the brother wouldn't have stop coming until you two were bumped." "It's my fault." "I should've said no to Prop Joe from the get-go." "Avon's father was plain evil, and the son ain't no better." "Neither is Stringer, now that we making a list." "I'm going hard after Stringer." "No point in trying to talk you back down, I suppose." "You been my bank for how long and gonna ask me something like that?" "How you gonna get at him?" "I don't even know, Butch." "Take some time and think on it." "One thing for sure, though, the man got to be got, you feel me?" "What you see, Butch?" "Too much, boy." "Too damn much." "A lot happened overnight." "Not to us." "Look, this isn't personal" "Fucking-A, right." "We're not even people in this unit." "We're your goddamn pack mules." ""Sit on this house, transport this mope, wait for that one."" "That's part of the job." "The job had a little more rip-and-run to it, the way I remember it." "These cases are more than that." "We're putting people in jail with phone taps and typewriters." "So you're saying we ain't up to it." "I saw on the postings that Major Colvin needs a sergeant in the Western." "Flex squad." "And the last time I checked, I had stripes." "Eastside, Westside." "Cats and dogs, sleeping together." "Shit." "I'm late for something." "You say you want everybody that came on the port that day?" "No, we're looking for anything out of the ordinary." "Probably at night." "Oh, unusual." "You should've said so." "What you asked for before" "That's what we...." "You're right, sir, absolutely right." "Just see if there's anything like that." "Nope, all I got is usual." "All right." "Any way you could give us the name... of the security officer that was on this pier that night?" "What was that date again?" "February 5." "You had the Atlantic Light on that pier from 6:00 p.m." "That was Walt." "Walt Stokes." "Is he working tonight?" "It's Tuesday." "Walt's off on Tuesdays." "What do you want Walt for?" "See if he can make any of these." "Wouldn't do much good." "Afraid Walt's not as up to speed as the rest of us." "Seeing as you've come all this way, though... you might want to have a look-see at the videotapes." "$300 for a stroller?" "I know, I know." "Cost more than your first car, right?" "A hooptie, no doubt?" "We're so gonna need one of these." "Look at this, Kima." "Blue's Clues juice box holder." "If the kid can't hold on to a little old box without no help, we got problems." "Okay, listen." "This baby is gonna come out of my belly and need both of us, forever." "You understand?" "I mean, it may not be real for you yet." "But, goddamn it, it's real for me." "Nick." "What's gonna happen, Nicky?" "That can on the fifth wheel there." "By the plan, it's a hot box, but there's no one on a pick-up." "Where's it from?" "Le Havre, France." "Fuck it, then." "Dump her." "Lester, the drug talk coming from Proposition Joe's people... before the warehouse phone came down." "Those were for steady re-ups, right?" "We weren't up on that wire long, but, yeah, three weeks in a row." "How much?" "Five or six La-Z-Boys at a clip, to start." "Last call to Eton's cell phone, the re-up went to 1 2." "He doubles his re-up to 1 2 kilos?" "That's her right there." "They ain't doing the dirt, though." "Team leader, keep an eye on that can till we post." "Copy." "Sorry to hear about my boy Sergei." "Eton, too." "You lost some good people." "There'll be some new faces soon." "A week or so." "They'll find you." "Just as they'll find the others that work with us." "A week?" "I ain't got enough of your good shit to last much past that." "You got anything to lay off before you leave?" "The last shipment is lost." "Lost?" "How you mean?" "The police may be sitting on it." "You ain't sure?" "There's more where that came from." "Always, there is more." "All right, then." "I'm gonna let your new people find me." "Have a safe trip." "Where you say you off to again?" "There's 1 2 in this, 15 in that." "And if the rest of them holds this same pattern...." "Maybe 200 kilos of raw left on the pier." "The Greeks are definitely in the wind." "And we are in the dark." "You want us to take it down to the customs shed, or what?" "No, you're gonna seal it up and sit on it." "If we're lucky, someone will come calling in a day or so." "You that lucky?" "If they didn't get onto us when they did, this might've been a hell of a case." "It's on you." "Ambushed?" "ln his own goddamn room?" "Yeah, he gonna be all right, but he" "I don't give a fuck about how he gonna be, man." "You put on out-of-town talent at a high price... you expect them to get the motherfucking job done." "He said that thing between us is...." "How did he put it?" "Absolved." "Absolved?" "What the fuck do that mean?" "Mouzone booked out, we worse off than when he came." "If word gets out on the street that we weak like this... how the fuck we supposed to maintain our shit?" "I know, but we gotta hit right back, make a statement." "But Mouzone not saying who did this." "You asked him who it was?" "Yeah, I asked him." "Why?" "Why what?" "How you gonna ask a soldier like Mouzone a question like that?" "Either he gonna say, or he gonna go and work it out." "Either way, you ain't got to be asking him shit." "Man, every market-based business runs in cycles... and we going through a down-cycle right now." "String, this ain't about your motherfucking business class either." "It ain't that part of it." "It's that other thing." "The street is the street." "Always." "Man, we gonna get through this bullshit anyway." "No doubt." "You just need to hold tight till I get uptown." "And that day gonna come, but until then... we gotta do what we can do, when we can do it." "Yeah, you need to go to Prop Joe." "I ain't gonna argue with you." "You run it as you see fit." "At least until I get home, you do." "No doubt." "Us, man." "Us." "Tape is fucked up." "It's multiplexed." "It's a way to save money." "Instead of one camera, one VCR... it's 10 cameras playing on one VCR tape." "Can you make sense of it?" "Not a problem, with this software." "We just de-plex it." "De-plex?" "Let me show you the highlight reel." "Is he flashing a badge?" "Looks like it." "That's something you don't see too often..." "John Law in a Mercedes-Benz." "That could be our boy." "Head still on." "Tell me we got cameras inside." "Jesus, my pants are wet." "Yeah." "C'mon, baby." "Yeah." "Re-up gonna be about a week or so late." "My people are having to readjust to some shit." "A week?" "No later than that, they say." "How it go with Avon today?" "It's all good." "Our old friend." "What's the news?" "Port cops are sitting on a can that came off the Adriatica." "Word around the customs shed, it's full of dope." "I mean, about Frank." "What's the district council saying?" "Gentlemen." "Mr. Pakusa, in light of your pending indictment..." "I'd think you'd stay as far away from this hall as possible." "Ain't y'all got some place to go?" "Just came to make it clear... that if there's no cleaning up in here... this local will be decertified." "Instead of your union running out of this office... it'll be a federal magistrate down the courthouse deciding things." "Take the opportunity to elect new officers... or the US Attorney will padlock the door." "And you'll be outside, looking in." "One man, one vote." "Did he have hands?" "Did he have a face?" "Yes?" "Then it wasn't us." "You don't think that had anything to do... with this mope?" "You gotta do better than that, Lester." "This poor guy ain't got a face." "Did I mention the DNA matches?" "This has nothing to do with me." "Is that the security guard?" "Walt Stokes." "A good man." "Keeps meticulous records." "Bunk, they tell me you can enhance each frame... to get a clear look." "Yeah?" "Show it to me." "I'll be damned." "Maryland tags." "Juliet-Lima-Yankee... 5-4-5." "That comes back to a BWI rental." "I wonder who rented it." "This is aggravated murder and kidnapping." "In this state, it's a death penalty case." "I didn't kill him." "I was there, but I didn't kill him." "Vondas did." "He cut his throat." "The shepherd was supposed to watch over the women." "Instead, he used them to make money." "One of the women, she fought." "She was killed." "And this idiot kills the rest to make no witnesses." "He had to die." "You want a coffee?" "Soda?" "Vodka." "Coffee." "They're down." "All 14 of them." "Abated by the untimely death of a known suspect." "Plus another clearance on a John Doe case, just for laughs." "You wanna tell Rawls?" "Let him stew a while longer." "One thing, though, we should do right away." "Who's the man above Vondas?" "The Greek." "What's his name?" "You want a chance at anything less than death row... you're gonna tell me right now... whatever it is you know about where those bastards might be." "A hotel at the harbor." "This one?" "Another." "I can show you." "Go." "Clear!" "Business or pleasure for you?" "Business." "Always business." "What did you forget?" "Nothing important." "You come to the bar without me?" "Kiss my black cat's sister's ass." "What happened?" "Case hit the wall." "How so?" "The Sobotka nephew breaks for the smuggling and the drugs." "The Russian breaks for the murder that fucking killed my girls." "We were late on Vondopoulos and The Greek." "How late?" "They skipped." "We got interstate flight warrants out, but from what the Sobotka kid says... these guys collect passports." "We ain't even got a name for The Greek yet, right?" "What're we doing with the drug end of the case?" "I guess we could offer up Dixon and Prop Joe to Narcotics." "See if they want to follow through on their end." "I don't know." "I wouldn't be so quick to throw Joe back into the pond." "A major case squad could have some fun with that mess, don't you think?" "Lieutenant." "I never told you this." "In fact, if you tell anyone I ever told you this..." "I'll finish my career in fucking Montana or some shit." "Excuse me, sorry." "The leak wasn't your people." "When I called around looking for info on your targets..." "I used the FedCom software, you know?" "I thought I was talking to some fuck in San Diego." "The 9l1 1 boys in D.C." "I'm guessing Vondopoulos or The Greek was an asset to them." "Hooked up like, I don't know, who knows what?" "I'm sorry, Lieutenant." "World just keeps turning, right?" "You guys move on to something new." "No one looks back." "It's on me this time." "Anyone?" "Where are you going?" "Work." "Frank, you cocksucker." "I can take it from here." "You sure?" "No one fucks with us on our turf." "Where the fuck else am I gonna go?" "How's it looking?" "One ROIRO at North Point." "Graybeards grabbed that." "Nothing else today, really." "Seniority sucks." "If you ain't senior." "All right, man." "This is a great day for Baltimore."

"Rann January, 5 - 4:48" "Thanks to Dres" " The_Tozz, agattie, id013, AbdoZaghloul" "This is not how the mission was supposed to go." "Whoa!" "I am totally walking on an alien planet!" "Wow, sis, you must say that like every day on Earth." "Actually I kind of do." "Wait, we can breathe the air here, right?" "Adam!" "Adam!" "Great..." "I think." "Zeta Squad, these are my Rannian friends." "Sardath und his daughter, Alanna." "Miss Martian, Superboy and Beastboy." "...earthlings." "I am still figuring out the language." "This is usually when we start playing charades." "What was that?" "Such an odd sensation." " Wait, you're speaking English!" " No, they're not." "But I linked us mentally." "And I'm serving as..." "psychic translator." "They speak Rannian, we speak English." "But all now hear the language they understand." " Amazing!" " It will make communicating so much easier." "Perhaps we should take this inside." "It is wise to use caution when harboring earthlings." "Alien animalage!" "Cool!" "Sardath, have you learnt anything more about why earthlings are unwelcome in this corner of the Galaxy?" "The Rannian Science Command is xenophobic in general." "Which is why my research into interplanetary Zeta Beam travel is being conducted quietly." "And why you haven't reported the theft of your technology." "Exactly." "If Science Command learned..." "I have made it possible for aliens, especially you earthlings to zeta here to Rann, the consequences could be dire for myself and my daughter." "I still don't get it." "Why the big hate for earthlings ?" "How do they even know any earthlings to hate ?" "I assumed Adam showed you this." "We are still unclear on the details." "Science Command is not inclined to share intelligence with its people" "But we have learned there was an accident on the planet Rimbor... involving earthling criminals knowing as the Justice League." "I assume you are not associated with these outlaws?" "We are not members of the League." "Only these six were on Rimbor." "But since then, the Kroloteans have posted planetary watch alerts for every criminal in the League." "The Kroloteans!" "That's who stole your Zeta platform tech!" "They used it to secretly invade Earth, which is how they found about other Leaguers." "I know." "I told you that the last time you were here." "Of course!" "Kroloteans, right!" "I misunderstood you." "I thought it was just the Rannian word for "thief"." "It might as well be." "Yeah, Krolotean culture revolves around the stolen tech." "We heard." "Question is:" "what do we do about it?" "My father's zeta shield will help." "If I can perfect the design." "Your primitive zeta tubes would still function within the confines of the earthling atmosphere, but... unauthorized travel to and from other worlds will become impossible." "In short, my shield will prevent more Kroloteans from invading your world via Zeta Beam... while trapping any still entrenched there." "And in the meantime Adam tells us you've located the Kroloteans' Zeta platform here on Rann?" "Indeed." "But the jungles of Rann can be dangerous." "you earthlings, will need a guide." "I'll go, father." "You must complete your work on Zeta shield." "But the transpotation out of the city Ranagar... is not also without risk, Alanna." "We must disguise these earthlings." "Look, enough with this "earthlings" thing." "I am half-Kryptonian, and Miss Martian is.." "Martian!" "You came here from Earth?" "Did you not?" "Yeah, but we are not..." "Never mind." "We should be fine now." "Unless the Rannian Science Patrol comes in for routine ID checks" "I'll create a diversion, lead them off the train." "No, it's not safe." "I..." "You are the jungle guide, remember?" "I'll ditch these guys and circle back to your father's compound." "Help him finish the Zeta shield." "Be careful." ""Beware the Jabberwock, my son!" "The jaws that bite, the claws that catch!" "Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun" "The frumious Bandersnatch!"" "Got your nose!" "No time to say Hello, Goodbye, I'm late, I'm late, I'm late!" "Jabberwock?" "Bandersnatch?" "His last name is Strange." "And down the rabbit hole I go!" "We'll be in range of the coordinates soon." "Hey, sis, remember that time you and Superboy... were visiting me in Qurac, he picked flowers that were really poison sumac." "That was a long time ago, Gar." "Noted." "But you remember, right, Superboy?" "How much farther, Alanna?" "We're close enough." "Now." "This way." "Now that is some prime alien souvenir material!" "Wait!" "Lucian Bog, deadly." "Basically, if it looks pretty, don't touch." "Noted." "It's bigger than I anticipated." "even this far in the jungle, how could something this size grow up without Science Command knowing about it?" "I'm going in." "I'll send you an image of where to rendevous" "I found an entrance." "All clear." " Six Zeta platforms?" " Not for long." "These are small target explosives." "Should permanently disable the platforms without blowing the whole base." "Three minute triggers will give us plenty of time to get out before the Kroloteans know what hit 'em" "Beastboy and I will plant them." "You two wait here." "All set, now let's blow this popsicle stand." "Incoming zeta-transmission." "Raise the antennae!" "The escapes route's blocked!" "We're trapped inside with the bombs!" "Yeah, with the bombs and a lot of angry company." "Sir, what happened?" "The Meta-Earthlings drove us back here." "New plan: when the platforms blow, use the chaos to charge through the front door." "I'll cover you." "And then everything exploded." "Beastboy!" "Gar!" "Are you alright?" "Yeah... yeah!" "I'm good, go!" "The exit is clear!" "The Meta-Earthlings followed us back!" "This humiliation must not stand!" "Break out the Mech!" "I will capture them myself." "Where did all those Kroloteans come from?" "Earth, I think." "Our teammates were set to raid their earth bases about now." "Can't you just translate their thoughts and find out for sure?" "Their minds are too alien." "It'll take hours, maybe days to learn their language psychicly." "And I definitely couldn't do it without them noticing." "Noted." "They're following us." "Or something is." "Something big." "Move!" "Hurry, in here!" "Superboy, Alanna, are you...?" "Safe, for now." "You?" "We lost them." "Now can we blow this popsicle stand?" "Now we stay put." "Give their patrols a chance to move on." "We'll meet up below the Mag-rail when it's safe." "And then we'll group with Adam and my father to determine what to do with the Krolotean base." " M'gann, be careful." " You too, Connor." "So, how long were you and she together?" "All my life." " You wanna talk about it?" " No." " Oh, can she hear us?" " It doesn't work that way." "Translation's basically automatic." "She's not conscious of what we say out loud." "Well then talk." "I live light years away so you'll never see me again, makes me the perfect confidante." "It's complicated." "And weird." "Hey I have a crush on an alien from another planet." "Who am I to judge?" "You asked for it." "See, I'm a clone." "Force-grown in the span of a few months to look like .." "this." "M'gann somehow saw I could be more than the weapon I was created to be." "Complicated, but sweet." "Go on." "M'gann's a shapeshifter." "To her, looks are clothing for the mind inside." "Easy to change." "But I am the opposite." "It's become clear that process had used to create me had a side effect." "I don't visibly age." "At all." "I am not immortal, I'm aging internally." " But I'll always look..." " This good?" "Standard blessing and curse." "Seems like a shapeshifter would be the perfect match for somebody suffering your condition." "i used to think so." "Anyway she's with La'gaan now." "He's kinda a jerk, but he is good to her." "It's obvious that she still has feelings to you." "Perhaps she regrets leaving you to him." "She didn't." "I dumped her." "She left me no choice." "They're gone!" "Way to lead a mission accomplished." "Up high, Sis." "Ugh... what's that for?" "Nothing." "Family prerogative." "Get off!" "Race you to the Mag-Rail." "Slow down, Gar!" "Before a carnivorous tree takes a bite out of you." "No worries." "You can just give me another blood transfusion." "Wonder what power I'll get this time?" "The power to listen to your adopted sister maybe!" "Sorry, didn't hear that!" "Beastboy?" "Garfield, what is it?" "Oh, Gar, I'm so sorry." "I should have been there." "Done something." "But it's not your fault." "You couldn't have stopped Queen Bee." "I miss your mom too, but we have to keep moving." "It's not safe here, please." "We have captured two Metas." "It is sufficient." "Prepare for departure." "Aye, Captain." "Course set for Krolotea." "We're close." "I can see the Mag-rail track up ahead." "(Rannian Language) .." "Earthlings" "Miss Martian isn't translating." "M'gann, can you hear me?" "Something's wrong." "Whew .. boy am I glad to see you." "Thought I'd never loose those science patrol goons." "How is the zeta shield coming?" " (Rannian Language)" " And we're back to charades." "Fool!" "The Rannian is of no interest!" "Connor." "Are they still trying to capture us... or is it just a bitter revenge thing now?" "Either way, we discourage them." "Game?" "Me?" "I'm big game!" "Take care of her." "Kid, you may just change my mind about monkeys yet." "...wake up!" "Alanna, what happened?" "Oh thank goodness, I can understand you again." "You and Beastboy were captured, but we rescued you." "What just...?" "We risk essential systems failure." "Let us be done with these Meta-Earthlings!" "Time to go!" "You okay?" "Fine." "I got this for Beastboy." "Souvenir!" "Sweet!" "Where did that come from...?" " M'gann, what did you--?" " Never mind right now." "We have to get back to Earth!" "I know what the Justice League did on Rimbor." "I know what happened during their missing 16 hours."

"SINCE 1970,THE FEDERAL WITNESS PROTECTION PROGRAM" "HAS RELOCATED THOUSANDS OF WITNESSES" "SOME CRIMINAL, SOME NOT" "TO NEIGHBORHOODS ALL ACROSS THE COUNTRY." "EVERY ONE OF THOSE INDIVIDUALS SHARES A UNIQUE ATTRIBUTE" "DISTINGUISHING THEM FROM THE REST OF THE GENERAL POPULATION." "And that is:" "SOMEBODY WANTS THEM DEAD." "Brought to you by :" "Robbo" "Capture:" "FRM@xxy Sync:" "FRM@Dwight" "In Plain Sight Season01 Episode02" "OH, NO, CAPTAIN!" "WE'RE STUCK IN AN ICE FLOE." "WHAT DO WE DO?" "GET A HOLD OF YOURSELF, JENKINS!" "THERE'S WOMEN AND CHILDREN ON BOARD." "BUT SIR, WE'RE CHILDREN!" "SO WE ARE, JENKINS," "SO WE ARE." "AW, CRAP." "VERNON, YOU PROMISED." " YOU PROMISED NOT IN THIS HOUSE." " HONEY, COME ON." " Let's just¡­" " NO, THIS IS OUR HOME." "OUR SON IS RIGHT OUTSIDE." "VERNON, NO!" "CONTROL YOUR BITCH, MARICON, OR I WILL." "I'M CALLING THE COPS." "NO, YOU'RE NOT CALLING THE COPS!" "LEAVE MY MOM ALONE!" "HONEY, NO!" "MOM!" "MOM!" "THIS SWEETHEART IS VERNON "VICE" MCROY," "ONE OF THE LARGEST DRUG TRAFFICKERS IN THE MIDWEST." "AND HE, ALONG WITH JAIME AND LUIS CRUZ," "MURDERED MCROY'S WIFE, ELIZABETH MCROY," "WHILE THEIR 8-YEAR-OLD SON LONNY MCROY, LOOKED ON." "WOW, TALK ABOUT YOUR TEXTBOOK BAD PARENTING." "ACCORDING TO THE LITTLE BOY, MOMMY OBJECTED TO DAD" "AND COMPANY CONDUCTING THE DRUG BUSINESS IN THE HOUSE." "THINGS WERE SAID,UMBRAGE WAS TAKEN, AND BOOM-SHAKA-LAKA-LAKA," "HERE WE ARE." "WAIT." "SO WHO'S COMING INTO THE PROGRAM?" "THE BOY." "BY HIMSELF?" "CAN WE DO THAT?" "THE ATTORNEY GENERAL THINKS SO." "AND THIS KID'S WILLING TO TESTIFY AGAINST HIS FATHER?" "DOESN'T HAVE TO." "DAD COPPED TO INVOLUNTARY MANSLAUGHTER." "HE'S DOING TWO TO FIVE AT INDIANA STATE." "BUT APPARENTLY, LITTLE LONNY" "HAS A DISTURBING KNOWLEDGE OF HIS DAD'S DRUG BUSINESS," "THAT'S WHAT THE FEDS WANT HIM TO TESTIFY ABOUT." "SO WHAT DO YOU THINK, MARY?" "AGAIN, SPECTACULARLY BAD PARENTING." "I MEANT ABOUT TAKING ON AN EIGHT-YEAR-OLD WITNESS." "AND YOU'RE ASKING ME BECAUSE?" "NO." "NO, NO." "WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO, ADOPT HIM?" "MAYBE I SHOULD JUST TREAT HIM LIKE ANY OTHER WITNESS," "GET HIM AN APARTMENT, SET HIM UP WITH A BUS PASS," "CHECK IN ON HIM EVERY COUPLE MONTHS." "OBVIOUSLY, NO ONE'S GONNA RENT TO AN EIGHT-YEAR-OLD." "COME ON, DOESN'T HE HAVE SOME FAMILY THAT CAN TAKE HIM IN?" "A DISTANT RELATIVE SOMEWHERE?" "TOO DANGEROUS." "THESE CRUZ PEOPLE HAVE A LONG HISTORY" "OF TAKING OUT WITNESSES." "STAN, I SUCK WITH KIDS." "SO?" "YOU SUCK WITH GROWNUPS TOO." "OW!" "I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'D HIT A GIRL!" "YOU'RE NO GIRL." "OH!" "OH!" "STAN, I'M SO SORRY." "I HAVE TO GO CHANGE NOW." "THIS KID NEEDS AN ADVOCATE," "AND YOU ARE IT." "UNFORTUNATELY, THE ONLY OPTION FOR HIM" "IS ANOTHER WITSEC FAMILY," "PEOPLE WHO UNDERSTAND THE RISKS AND RESTRICTIONS." "POOR LITTLE GUY." "WHAT'S HE LIKE?" "HE'S SWEET." "I MEAN, HE'S BEEN THROUGH A LOT." "HE GREW UP IN THIS WORLD, AND HE'S" "AND WHAT?" "OUR KIDS HAVE BEEN THROUGH A LOT TOO." "I KNOW." "YOU ALL HAVE." "IT ISN'T FAIR, DUMPING THIS ON US." "NO." "NOTHING ABOUT THIS IS FAIR." "CAN WE HAVE A MOMENT, PLEASE?" "SURE, OF COURSE, PLEASE, TAKE ALL THE TIME YOU NEED." "YOU TOLD THEM I WAS SWEET?" "YOU COULD BE SWEET," "IF YOUR LIFE DEPENDED ON IT." "IF THE FUTURE OF THE FREE WORLD DEPENDED ON IT" "AND THERE WAS SOME SORT OF CASH PAYOUT INVOLVED," "YOU COULD BE SWEET." "OH, CRAP." "ARE THEY PRAYING?" "MAYBE NOT." "GOOD GOD, WHAT KIND OF POTATO-HEAD YOKELS" "HAVE YOU HOOKED ME UP WITH?" "OKAY, LOOK, FOR YOUR INFORMATION," "MR. POTATO-HEAD YOKEL" "IN THERE HELPED BILK THE U.S. GOVERNMENT" "OUT OF NEARLY $3 BILLION." "$3 BILLION?" "FOR REAL?" "YOU'RE DAMN RIGHT." "THIS IS WHY I COULD NEVER HAVE A DOG." "YEAH." "SO?" "EVER SINCE CARTER'S FALL FROM GRACE," "WE'VE PRAYED FOR GUIDANCE," "ASKED GOD TO GIVE US DIRECTION, SHOW US OUR PURPOSE." "UH, I'M SORRY." "ARE WE STILL TALKING ABOUT LEO?" "WE'D LIKE TO GIVE THIS A TRY." "GREAT." "THAT IS GREAT." "WHEN CAN WE MEET LEO?" "HEY, HOW'S IT GOING?" "I WAS PRETTY SURE YOU'D SAY YES." "LOOK, I AIN'T GOING TO CHURCH, AND I DON'T HAVE A BEDTIME." "OKAY, GUYS, NEW RULES." "MOM, NO MORE SLEEPOVERS." "YOU WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOUR GENTLEMEN FRIENDS," "YOU DO IT AT THEIR HOUSE, OR APARTMENT, OR DOUBLE-WIDE." "SWEETIE, WHY?" "BECAUSE I HAVE A JOB, BECAUSE I NEED MY SLEEP," "BECAUSE A DAUGHTER SHOULD NEVER HAVE TO HEAR HER MOTHER" "DOING THE THINGS I HEARD LAST NIGHT." "YEAH, MAMA." "BRANDI, WHAT'S THE DEAL?" "I THOUGHT YOU HAD A HOME AND A BOYFRIEND IN NEW JERSEY." "OKAY, I LOVE YOU, BUT THREE WEEKS" "OF CONTRIBUTING NOTHING-- ENOUGH ALREADY." "SERIOUSLY, START PAYING RENT," "OR I NEED TO KNOW WHEN YOU'RE GOING BACK TO JERSEY." "A HARD DATE, ON THE CALENDAR, CIRCLED IN RED." "END OF DISCUSSION." "OH, AND MOM," "YOU NEED TO GET OFF YOUR ASS AND FIND GAINFUL EMPLOYMENT." "OH, DEAR GOD." "MORNIN', LADIES." "SAY, WHO'S A FELLA GOTTA SLEEP WITH" "TO GET A CUP OF COFFEE AROUND HERE?" "THAT'S DAN." "PLEASE DON'T SHOOT HIM." "ONE-EYED DAN?" "REALLY?" "COULD I MAKE THAT UP?" "SINCE WHEN DO YOU BUY GIFTS FOR WITNESSES?" "OR ANYONE, FOR THAT MATTER?" "WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?" "I'M A GREAT GIFT-GIVER." "NOT RE-GIFTS." "ACTUAL GO OUT AND PURCHASE BRAND NEW PRESENTS." "HUH." "THAT'S MY GIRL." "MARY!" " MARY!" " HEY!" "CONGRATULATIONS, KIDDO, YOU'RE OFFICIALLY A YOKEL." "YEAH, HOW ABOUT THAT?" "LISTEN, I REALLY WANTED TO BRING YOU A PRESENT," "BUT UNFORTUNATELY, WITSEC RULES DON'T ALLOW IT." "HERE YOU GO, SPORT." "OH, THANKS." "YEAH, WHATEVER THAT IS, THAT'S FROM BOTH OF US." "TALK TO YOU LATER." "HEY." "HEY, MARY." "MARY." "YOU MADE IT!" "I'M SO GLAD YOU MADE IT." "OF COURSE I MADE IT." "I ALWAYS SHOW UP FOR THE HAPPY OCCASIONS." " HEY, CARTER, CONGRATULATIONS." " HEY." "THANKS." "THIS IS ONE OF THE HAPPIEST." "SO IT'S OFFICIAL, HUH?" "EVERYTHING SIGNED, SEALED, DELIVERED?" "HE'S OFFICIALLY PART OF THE CLAN." "IT SEEMS IMPOSSIBLE HE WAS EVER NOT A PART OF THE FAMILY." "YOU GUYS HAVE DONE A PHENOMENAL JOB." "HE SEEMS GREAT." "OH, MARY, HE'S DOING SO WELL." "I MEAN, THERE ARE STILL THE NIGHTMARES," "AND YOU KNOW WHAT HE'S BEEN THROUGH, AND STILL" "HE'S SO PROTECTIVE OF HER." "WHEN SHE WAKES UP IN THE NIGHT," "LEO'S THE ONE THAT GETS HER BOTTLE" "AND CHANGES HER." "SHE WON'T GO BACK TO SLEEP WITHOUT HER LEO." "ARE YOU OKAY?" "WHAT'S THE DEAL WITH BABIES?" "I DON'T GET 'EM." "WOW!" "LOOK AT THIS." "WHAT'S THAT I SMELL?" "DID YOU MAKE TUNA CASSEROLE?" "NOT ME." "GUILTY." "WITH VELVEETA AND POTATO CHIP CRUST?" "LIKE THERE'S SOME OTHER WAY?" "THANKS." "GOSH." "THANKS FOR CLEANING UP." "NOW, YOU SIT." "WE'RE GONNA TAKE CARE OF YOU FOR A CHANGE." "DID SOMETHING BAD HAPPEN?" "YEP, THE WORST" "POSSIBLE THING." "WHAT?" "I GOT A JOB." "SHUT UP." "SERIOUSLY?" "I DID." "LOOK." "DANA DEAN COSMETICS." "WOW." "CAN YOU IMAGINE MOM GOING DOOR TO DOOR" "IN A LITTLE PINK SUIT," "MARKETING, UM," "HIGH-LINE HEALTH AND BEAUTY AIDS" "TO AMERICA'S WOMEN ON THE GO." "YOU KNOW WHAT, MOM?" "HEY, BE SERIOUS." "I THINK THIS IS GREAT." "I DO." "I'M GONNA HELP YOU ANY WAY I CAN." "OH, THANK YOU, SWEET PEA." "I'M SO GLAD YOU FEEL THAT WAY," "BECAUSE I NEED $2,500 TO GET STARTED." "I'M JUST SAYING YOU SHOULD TREAD LIGHTLY." "THERE'S A RIGHT WAY AND A WRONG WAY TO WORK WITH MARY," "ESPECIALLY WITH THIS WITNESS." "YOU KNOW, IN FACT," "WHY DON'T YOU JUST LET ME DO THE TALKING." "IN OTHER WORDS, YOU'RE AFRAID OF YOUR OWN INSPECTOR." "ON SECOND THOUGHT," "HANDLE IT HOWEVER YOU THINK BEST." "MORNING." "OH, GOOD MORNING, MARY." "YOU REMEMBER ARLO MEYERS FROM THE D.O.J." "SURE, HOW'S IT GOING?" " FINE, I WANTED TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT" " SO HERE'S THE DEAL." "LEO'S GOT ALL THIS TESTIMONY PENDING." "THE DRUG CHARGES AGAINST HIS FATHER," "PLUS THE CHARGES AGAINST THE CRUZ BROTHERS," "ALL OUT OF STATE, AND I JUST THINK IT'S TOO MUCH" "TO MAKE HIM RELIVE THE WHOLE TRAUMATIC MESS" "WHEN HE'S FINALLY PUT IT ALL BEHIND HIM." "IT'S TOO MUCH." "ISN'T THERE SOME WAY" "YOU CAN JUST PUT HIS TESTIMONY ON TAPE?" "ACTUALLY, THERE'S A NEW WRINKLE TO LEO'S SITUATION, MARY." "DEFINE WRINKLE." "VERNON MCROY GOT EARLY RELEASE FROM PRISON." "HE'S SUING FOR CUSTODY OF LEO." "SO JUST TELL HIM NO." "SORRY, YOU MURDERED YOUR SON'S MOTHER," "AND THAT'S PRETTY MUCH A DEAL-BREAKER ON THE CUSTODY ISSUE." "I MEAN, GOD." "WHAT THE HELL'S WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?" "CAN'T YOU JUST STRAP ON A SET" "AND DO THE RIGHT THING FOR ONCE?" "YOU'RE DOING GREAT." "MCROY FILED A HABEAS PETITION IN INDIANA STATE COURT," "CHALLENGING THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT'S AUTHORITY" "TO TAKE HIS SON, AND STATE JUDGES TEND TO TAKE" "A DIM VIEW OF THE FEDS INTERFERING IN MATTERS" "HISTORICALLY UNDER THEIR PURVIEW." "SO TOUGH, IT'S A FEDERAL COURT ORDER." "THAT TRUMPS STATE, RIGHT?" "NOT NECESSARILY." "U.S. CODE TITLE 18 GIVES STATES SPECIFIC REMEDY" "IN CASES OF CHILD CUSTODY, AND JUST BETWEEN US," "IT'S QUITE LIKELY THE FEDERAL JUDGE OVERSTEPPED HIS AUTHORITY." "UNBELIEVABLE." "COME ON." "YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MOPE'S DOING." "THIS PIECE OF SEWAGE ONLY WANTS CUSTODY OF LEO" "TO KEEP HIM FROM TESTIFYING AGAINST HIMSELF AND THE CRUZ BROTHERS." "AND IF THAT HAPPENS, WE LOSE A CRITICAL COMPONENT" "IN OUR CASE AGAINST THE CRUZ ORGANIZATION." "HEY, PEA BRAIN," "IF MCROY GETS CUSTODY, LEO'S AS GOOD AS DEAD." "THERE'S NO WAY THOSE GUYS WILL LET HIM LIVE," "AND BY THE WAY, HE'S NOT SOME DAMN COMPONENT." "HE'S A TEN-YEAR-OLD KID." "HE'S ALSO A PROTECTED WITNESS OBLIGATED TO TESTIFY" "UNDER THE TERMS OF HIS AGREEMENT." "HOW MANY TIMES A WEEK PEOPLE TELL YOU YOU SUCK?" "ARE YOU GONNA LET HER SPEAK TO ME LIKE THIS?" "IT SEEMS LIKE A VALID QUESTION." "SO WHAT HAPPENS NEXT?" "NOW YOU GO EXPLAIN TO AN INDIANA JUDGE" "WHY RETURNING LEO TO HIS FATHER IS A VERY BAD IDEA." "HERE'S YOUR TRAVELING PAPERS." "THANKS A LOT." ""SARAH WHITE, DEPARTMENT OF JUSTICE." "FAMILY RELATIONS."" "I'M NOT SURE I CAN PULL OFF A SARAH." "SARAH WHITE?" "WELL, FOR SECURITY REASONS, SHE TESTIFIES UNDER AN ALIAS." "IT'S ALL KOSHER, THERE'S NO PERJURY ISSUE." "THIS SHOULD BE FUN." "HOW THE HELL DOES THIS HAPPEN?" " MARY." " CARTER." "MARY, WHY ARE YOU LETTING THEM DO THIS?" "NO, I KNOW, I KNOW, I KNOW." "LISTEN, NO ONE THINKS THIS STINKS MORE THAN ME, OKAY?" "BUT THE TRUTH IS, IT'S HIGHLY UNLIKELY" "THAT ANY JUDGE IS GONNA AWARD CUSTODY" "TO SOME DRUG-DEALING MURDERER LIKE VERNON MCROY." "UNLIKELY, BUT NOT IMPOSSIBLE." "AND WHAT HAPPENS IF WE ASSERT OUR PARENTAL RIGHTS" "AND DON'T LET YOU TAKE LEO?" "AND MAYBE WE DON'T EVEN LET HIM TESTIFY IN THE FUTURE?" "WELL, IN THAT CASE," "LEO WOULD BE IN BREACH OF HIS WITSEC CONTRACT." "THE U.S. GOVERNMENT," "HAVING NO FURTHER LEGAL STANDING IN THE MATTER," "WOULD THEN NOTIFY THE INDIANA COURT OF LEO'S" "EXCUSE ME, LONNY MCROY'S WHEREABOUTS." "YOU SOULLESS SON OF A BITCH." "ARLO, GOOD GOD," "QUIT HIDING BEHIND THE U.S. GOVERNMENT, OKAY?" "IT'S YOU." "IT'S JUST YOU." "AT LEAST OWN UP TO IT." "I'M NOT THE BAD GUY HERE." "I'M TRYING TO PUT MURDERERS BEHIND BARS." "OKAY, GOOD." "JUST GET HIM ON THE DAMN PLANE!" "MARY, PROMISE ME YOU'LL BRING LEO HOME." "I'LL DO MY BEST." "NO, PROMISE." "I PROMISE I'LL DO MY BEST." "OHH." "Indianapolis" "GENTLEMEN, WE HAVE COMPANY." "SORRY, GUYS." "SIT DOWN." "I'M MARY." "THIS IS MARSHALL AND LEO." "HI." "DEAL ME IN." "HOW ABOUT YOU?" "SURE, I LIKE THE OCCASIONAL GAME OF CHANCE." "FARO, WHIST." "COME ON." "DON'T BOTHER." "IT'S BUSTED." "WHAT DO WE HAVE FOR ENTERTAINMENT AROUND HERE, GUYS?" "BOOKS, VIDEO GAMES, ANYTHING?" "PRETTY MUCH WHAT YOU SEE IS WHAT YOU GET." "GUYS, I'VE GOT A TEN-YEAR-OLD WITNESS." "WHAT'S HE SUPPOSED TO DO TO KEEP FROM GOING NUTS?" "HEY, WE'RE MARSHALS, NOT BABYSITTERS." "NO, IT'S OKAY, MARY." "MAYBE THE GENTLEMEN CAN TEACH ME HOW TO PLAY" "ONE OF THEIR CARD GAMES." "ALL RIGHT," "BUT JUST FOR A LITTLE WHILE." "THANKS, GUYS." "SO WHAT'S THAT GAME CALLED AGAIN?" "TEXAS SOMETHING?" "HOLD' EM." "OH, YEAH." "THAT SOUNDS LIKE IT." "HAVE FUN, BOYS." "WOW, THERE'S A LOT TO LEARN HERE, MOM." "DO YOU REALLY THINK YOU CAN DO THIS?" "SWEETIE, IT'S LIKE YOUR DADDY, WHO WAS A PRETTY FAIR SALESMAN," "USED TO SAY." "ALL SALES ARE THE SAME." "YOU SELL YOURSELF," "AND THE PRODUCTS WILL TAKE CARE OF THEMSELVES." "UH, WAS THAT, UH," "BEFORE OR AFTER HE BECAME A CRIMINAL" "AND RAN OUT ON THE FAMILY?" "SORRY." "HELP ME PRACTICE MY PITCH." "OKAY." "DING-DONG." "AVON CALLING." "OH." "THAT'S NOT FUNNY." "IT'S NOT FUNNY." "CUT IT OUT." "THIS IS SERIOUS TO ME." "OKAY, I KNOW." "COME ON, COME ON." "SORRY." "OKAY, GO." "DING-DONG." "AVON CALLING." "YOU KNOW, I HAVE GOT TO LEARN THIS." "THIS IS--COME ON, STOP." "NOW COME ON." "I KNOW." "OKAY." "DING-DONG." "NOT BAD FOR A NIGHT'S WORK." "YOU KNOW, YOU MAY WANT TO KEEP IN MIND" "THOSE MEN YOU FLEECED ARE SUPPOSED TO PROTECT YOU." "WHY DO YOU THINK I LET THEM WIN BACK HALF THEIR MONEY?" "WE'RE LOCKED DOWN." "THE OUTER PERIMETER IS SECURE." "I'LL BE IN THE OTHER BEDROOM IF YOU NEED ME." "THANKS." "GOOD NIGHT." "NICE JAMMIES." "UH-HUH." "THAT GUY IS SUPPOSED TO PROTECT ME?" "YEAH, WELL, DON'T LET THE PJs FOOL YOU." "THAT'S ONE BAD-ASS LAWMAN." "LEO?" "LEO, HEY." "OH, HEY." "WHAT IS IT?" "WHAT IS IT?" "TELL ME, COME ON." "HEY, SWEETIE, COME ON, COME HERE." "SHH..." "SHH." "WHAT IS IT?" "COME ON, TELL ME WHAT IT IS." "TELL ME WHY YOU'RE CRYING." "AM I GONNA SEE MY DAD?" "I DON'T KNOW." "I THINK IT'LL DEPEND ON, UM," "YOU KNOW, ON HOW THE JUDGE WANTS TO DO THINGS." "DO YOU WANT TO SEE HIM?" "WHAT IF..." "WHAT IF HE THINKS..." "WHAT IF HE THINKS I DON'T LOVE HIM ANYMORE?" "OH, LEO." "I KNOW HE DID A LOT OF BAD STUFF, BUT..." "I KNOW HE DID A LOT OF BAD STUFF, BUT..." "BUT HE'S STILL MY DAD." "HE'S STILL MY DAD." "OH, SWEETIE, COME ON." "SHH..." "I'M SURE HE DOESN'T THINK THAT." "HOW DO YOU KNOW?" "BECAUSE HE'S YOUR DAD." "HE KNOWS YOU LOVE HIM." "NO MATTER WHAT THEY DID OR WHERE THEY ARE," "DADS ALWAYS KNOW." "THEY HAVE TO." "THEY JUST HAVE TO." "COME ON." "LONNY." " DAD?" " WHOA!" " ALL OVER IT." " LET'S GO." "HEY, VERN, HOW'S IT GOING?" " GET OUT OF MY WAY." " NOT TODAY, FRIEND." "LET GO OF MY CLIENT." "WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?" "I'M THE PERSON TELLING YOU TO STAY AWAY FROM THAT BOY." "STEP BACK." "OH, I'M AN OFFICER OF THE COURT." "AND I'M A UNITED STATES MARSHAL." "NOW STEP BACK." "NOW LISTEN CAREFULLY." "ANY FURTHER ATTEMPT AT CONTACTING THAT BOY YOU CALLED LONNY" "WILL BE CONSIDERED A THREAT TO HIS WELL-BEING," "AND I WILL PERSONALLY TAKE MEASURES TO NEUTRALIZE ANY SUCH THREAT." "IS THERE ANYTHING ABOUT WHAT I JUST SAID" "YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND?" "YOU THINK YOU CAN INTIMIDATE ME?" "YEAH." "GOOD AFTERNOON, I'M JINX SHANNON," "YOUR LOCAL DANA DEAN COSMETICS REPRESENTATIVE." "DID YOU KNOW THAT TODAY'S DANA DEAN COSMETICS" "ARE PERFECTLY DESIGNED FOR THE CONTEMPORARY AMERICAN WOMAN ON THE GO?" "AAH!" "WISH ME LUCK." "REMEMBER, WHATEVER YOU DO, DON'T SAY "AVON."" "FAMILY COURT IS NOW IN SESSION." "THE HONORABLE JUDGE ARLENE HOLIDAY PRESIDING." "ALL RISE." "THANK YOU, EVERYONE." "GOOD MORNING." "YOU MAY BE SEATED." "ALL RIGHT." "WE ARE HEARING THE MATTER" "OF MCROY VERSUS THE U.S. GOVERNMENT." "IS THAT RIGHT?" "STATE YOUR APPEARANCES." "VINCENT SERRATO FOR VERNON MCROY." "ARLO MEYERS FOR THE UNITED STATES." "THANK YOU, GENTLEMEN." "AS I UNDERSTAND YOUR PETITIONS," "MR. MCROY HAS FILED A HABEAS PETITION DECLARING THAT" "THE U.S. GOVERNMENT HAS TAKEN AND IS HOLDING HIS SON WITHOUT AUTHORITY." "IS THAT CORRECT?" "IT IS, YOUR HONOR." "AND THE UNITED STATES CONTENDS THAT IT INTERCEDEDON BEHALF OF A MINOR CITIZEN," "PROTECTING HIM FROM SOME FOREIGN DRUG DEALERS" "WHOSE INTENT IT WAS TO KILL THE BOY." "DOES THAT ABOUT SUM IT UP?" "YES, YOUR HONOR." "ALL RIGHT, MR. SERRATO, LET'S HEAR IT." "THANK YOU." "YOUR HONOR,THE UNITED STATES GOVERNMENT DISSEMBLES" "WHEN THEY CLAIM CONCERN FOR MY CLIENT'S SON'S WELL-BEING." "CLEARLY THEY'RE ONLY INTERESTED IN LONNY'S TESTIMONY" "TO BUILD A CASE AGAINST MR. MCROY" "AND THESE SO-CALLED DRUG DEALERS." "MR. MEYERS, DO YOU CARE TO RESPOND?" "YES, YOUR HONOR." "VERNON MCROY IS A NOTORIOUS DRUG DEALER" "WHO ASSOCIATES WITH KNOWN KILLERS." "THE FBI, DEA," "AND EVEN YOUR OWN INDIANA STATE POLICE" "HAVE COLLECTED OVERWHELMING EVIDENCE AGAINST" "HAS HE BEEN CONVICTED OF ANY OF THESE CHARGES?" "NO." "INDICTED?" "NOT YET, YOUR HONOR," "BUT LONNY MCROY SUFFERED SEVERE EMOTIONAL HARM WITNESSING HIS MOTHER'S MURDER" "AT THE HANDS OF HIS FATHER," "AND BY ANY MEASURE," "HE WAS REMOVED FROM A DANGEROUS, HARMFUL ENVIRONMENT," "AND PLACED WITH A LOVING, DECENT FAMILY." "HOW AM I TO DISCERN THE CURRENT STATE OF THE BOY'S HOME LIFE?" "IT'S MY UNDERSTANDING" "THAT THE FAMILY'S NOT AVAILABLE FOR TESTIFYING." "IF I MAY, YOUR HONOR?" "AND YOU ARE?" "SARAH WHITE." "I'VE BEEN ASSIGNED BY THE DEPARTMENT OF JUSTICE" "TO SPEAK ON BEHALF OF LONNY'S FAMILY." "THE REASON THEY'RE NOT HERE TODAY" "IS THE U.S. MARSHAL SERVICE HAS DETERMINED" "THAT EXPOSING THEM TO VIOLENT CRIMINALS," "LIKE VERNON MCROY AND HIS ASSOCIATES," "PLACES THEM IN MORTAL JEOPARDY." "WHICH IS FED SPEAK FOR THEY'RE IN WITNESS PROTECTION," "AND NEITHER YOU, NOR I," "OR THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES" "KNOWS WHERE THEY ARE, WHO THEY ARE," "OR WHAT KIND OF CRIMINALS THEY ARE." "IS THAT TRUE?" "IS THE BOY'S NEW FAMILY IN THE FEDERAL WITNESS PROTECTION PROGRAM?" "YOUR HONOR, GOVERNMENT EMPLOYEES ARE PROHIBITED" "FROM DIVULGING INFORMATION REGARDING PROTECTED WITNESSES." "NO, NO, NO, MISS WHITE." "YOUR HONOR-- MISS WHITE." "YOU CAN'T HAVE IT BOTH WAYS." "YOU EITHER TELL US EVERYTHING," "OR I'LL DISALLOW ANY TESTIMONY REGARDING THE FAMILY." "I'M SORRY, BUT YOU DON'T GET" "TO DECIDE WHAT WE CAN AND CANNOT HEAR." "THANK YOU, YOUR HONOR." "BUT I DON'T WANT TO WAIT ANYMORE, CHUCK." "I'M LONELY." "I WANT TO COME HOME." "I KNOW, AND I WANT YOU TO." "IT'S JUST THAT IT'S TAKING ME A LITTLE LONGER THAN I THOUGHT" "TO PUT THIS TOGETHER." "WELL, WHY CAN'T YOU COME HERE AND DO IT?" "SWEETIE, MY PAROLE." "I CAN'T LEAVE THE STATE." "LOOK, AS SOON AS WE GET THIS DONE," "THEN YOU CAN COME HOME." "I CAN FINISH THE STUDIO," " AND WE CAN HAVE OUR LIFE TOGETHER." " I MADE A SALE!" "THAT'S GREAT." "I GOTTA GO, SWEETHEART." "I LOVE YOU." "LOOK!" "TEN BUCKS?" " WHAT DID YOU SELL?" " EYEBROW PENCIL." "IT WAS ACTUALLY 7.95," "BUT I MADE A SALE!" "YAY!" "NOW GO SELL SOME MORE." "WELL, YOU KNOW, I COULD DO THAT." "BUT, UM, MAYBE THAT'S ENOUGH FOR TODAY." "NOW THAT WE KNOW I CAN DO THIS," "DON'T YOU THINK I SHOULD CELEBRATE?" "REALLY, MOM?" "YEAH." "IT'S 10:30." "OH, DON'T BE SUCH A KILLJOY." "COME ON, DRIVE." "PICK MY BAG UP." "OKAY." "I MUST SAY, COUNSELOR, THAT I FIND" "THE GOVERNMENT'S CLAIM OF PROTECTING" "ONE OF ITS CITIZENS AS JUSTIFICATION" "FOR DENYING THIS MAN CUSTODY OF HIS SON" "A LITTLE CONVENIENT." "BUT, YOUR HONOR, THE MAN WENT TO JAIL" "FOR MURDERING THE BOY'S MOTHER." "NO, HE CONFESSED AND SERVED TIME" "FOR THE LESSER CHARGE OF CRIMINAL MANSLAUGHTER." "BIG DIFFERENCE." "BUT I WONDER, COUNSELOR," "HOW MANY OF THE OTHER THOUSANDS OF CHILDREN" "IN THIS COUNTRY WHO ARE LIVING IN DANGEROUS SITUATIONS" "HAS THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT STEPPED IN" "AND USURPED PARENTAL CUSTODY?" "THAT'S AN INTERESTING QUESTION." "MISS WHITE," "MAYBE YOU'D LIKE TO ANSWER THAT." "I'D, UM, HAVE TO LOOK THOSE NUMBERS UP." "THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT." "JESUS, WHAT WAS THAT?" "STAY CALM." "EVERYBODY TO THE SOUTHWEST STAIRS." "LONNY." "MARSHALL, WAIT!" "LONNY!" "SOUTHWEST EXIT." "E.T.A. APPROXIMATELY 20 SECONDS." "MOVE, MOVE!" "WE'VE GOT ONE FLOOR TO GO." "MARSHALL, WAIT!" "MOVE!" "MARSHALL, STOP!" "WHERE ARE YOU GUYS?" "WHAT ARE YOU DOING?" "ARE YOU FOLLOWING THE EVACUATION PROTOCOL" "FOR THIS BUILDING?" "YEAH, WHY?" "THEY'RE PUBLISHED" "AS PART OF THE HOMELAND SECURITY ACT." "EVERY ROOM, EVERY FLOOR HAS A DESIGNATED EXIT." " PUBLIC INFORMATION." " SO WHAT?" "ANYBODY INTERESTED KNOWS WHAT DOOR WE'RE COMING OUT." "COME ON, STAY CLOSE." "WHAT'S HAPPENING?" "KEEP MOVING!" "CHANGE OF PLANS." "WHAT HAPPENED?" "DO WE KNOW WHAT HAPPENED?" "HANG ON, WE'RE GETTING THAT!" "OKAY, HOLD ON!" "YOU, GET IN THE CAR." "GET IN THE CAR!" "ON THE FLOOR!" "CLEAR!" "WHERE'S THE DAMN INTEL?" "WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED?" "HANG ON, THERE ARE, LIKE, A THOUSAND VOICES ON HERE." "NEVER MIND." "ATF SAYS THE BOMB" "WAS A RELATIVELY SMALL, HOMEMADE DEVICE," "THE SAME TYPE USED IN THE MURDER" "OF A CRUZ FAMILY INFORMANT LAST YEAR." "THAT'S IT." "MARSHALL, WE'RE PUTTING LEO ON A PLANE" "AND GETTING HIM THE HELL OUT OF HERE." "HANG ON." "YOU CAN'T LEAVE." "I CAN DO WHATEVER I DEEM NECESSARY" "TO PROTECT MY WITNESS." " COME ON." " WELL, WAIT A MINUTE." "IF IT WAS THEM, THEN WHY TRY TO KILL SOME RANDOM CLERK?" "THEY WEREN'T TRYING TO KILL THE RANDOM CLERK." "THEY WERE TRYING TO FLUSH LEO OUT INTO THE OPEN," "AND SERRATO KNEW IT, I SAW IT IN HIS FACE." "COME ON, MARSHALL, LET'S GO." "THE COURT HOUSE IS SECURED." "SHE WANTS TO SEE LEO FIRST THING TOMORROW." "UNBELIEVABLE." "HEY, LEO." "ALL THIS, UM, ALL THIS COMMOTION," "IT'S JUST A PRECAUTION, OKAY?" "JUST PREVENTATIVE MEASURES, THAT'S ALL." "LISTEN TO ME, YOU GOTTA TRUST ME." "WE'RE NOT GONNA LET ANYTHING HAPPEN TO YOU." "OH, YEAH?" "MY DAD USED TO SAY," "IF SOMEONE REALLY WANTS TO KILL YOU," "THERE'S NOTHING ANYONE CAN DO ABOUT IT." "YEAH, WELL..." "YOUR DAD NEVER MET ME." "COME ON." "WISH ME LUCK AGAIN." "WHATEVER." "OKAY." "OKAY." "UHH!" "UHH!" "HOW DO I LOOK?" "FLAWLESS." "I'M SERIOUS, THIS IS SERIOUS." "GOOD AFTERNOON, SIR." "I'M YOUR LOCAL DANA DEAN REPRESENTATIVE." "YOU SEE?" "YOU LIVE A CLEAN, RIGHTEOUS LIFE," "AND GOOD THINGS WILL FIND THEIR WAY TO YOUR DOOR." "WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE SOME OF MY SAMPLES?" "BOY, HOWDY." "DON'T WAIT UP." "IT'S BEEN A CRAZY COUPLE DAYS, HUH?" "I'VE SEEN CRAZIER." "OH, YEAH?" "WHEN?" "HAVE YOU FORGOTTEN WHO MY FATHER IS?" "OH, YEAH." "SO WHAT KIND OF GUN IS THAT?" "THAT IS A GLOCK 23." "IT'S A STANDARD MARSHAL'S ISSUE." "THIS IS A GLOCK 27." "IT'S A LITTLE SMALLER, SO I CAN GET MY PANTS OVER IT," "BUT IT'LL DO THE JOB." "YOU EVER SHOOT A GUN?" "NO, BUT MY DAD HAD ONE LIKE THAT." "YEAH, WELL, HE BETTER NOT HAVE IT ANYMORE." "HE'S A FELON NOW." "DO YOU THINK MY DAD WANTS TO KILL ME?" "NO." "BUT I THINK THE PEOPLE HE WORKS FOR DO." "I DON'T THINK HE KNOWS." "YOU NEED TO TELL HIM." "OKAY." "HEY, MARE?" "YEAH?" "I LIED." "I DID SHOOT A GUN ONCE." "OH, YEAH?" "WHEN?" "THE DAY MY MOM DIED." "WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?" "THAT DAY I HEARD MY DAD, JAIME, AND LUIS" "THREATENING HER," "SO I RAN INSIDE TO GET MY DAD'S GUN" "TO PROTECT HER," "AND WHEN I OPENED THE DOOR," "I SAW THEM POINTING GUNS AT MY MOM," "SO I SHOT AT THEM." "GUESS I MISSED, 'CAUSE MY MOM GOT SHOT ANYWAY." "YEAH." "WELL..." "I THINK IT'S PROBABLY BEST" "IF WE DON'T TELL ANYONE ELSE ABOUT THIS." "OKAY?" "OKAY." "WHAT THE HELL DO YOU WANT?" "I WANT TO TALK ABOUT THE DAY LONNY'S MOTHER WAS KILLED." "CHROME AND GLASS." "KIND OF CLICHE FOR A DRUG DEALER, NO?" "LOOK, IF YOU JUST CAME BY TO MAKE FUN OF MY HOUSE" "SO, VERNON, IMAGINE MY SURPRISE, LEARNING LONNY SHOT HIS MOM" "AND YOU COVERED UP FOR HIM." "DID LONNY SAY THAT?" "NO, HE'S TOTALLY BLOCKED IT OUT." "THAT'S WHY YOU TOOK YOUR PLEA, ISN'T IT?" "SO HE WOULDN'T HAVE TO TESTIFY," "POSSIBLY LEARN THE TRUTH?" "EVEN IF THAT WAS TRUE, I'D NEVER ADMIT IT." "YOU KNOW, HE DOESN'T NEED TO GO THROUGH LIFE" "THINKING HE KILLED HIS MOTHER." "SO ASIDE FROM POISONING AMERICA'S YOUTH WITH DRUGS," "YOU'RE NOT QUITE THE MONSTER I THOUGHT YOU WERE." "IT DOESN'T CHANGE ANYTHING." "NO, IT DOESN'T." "I'M STILL HIS FATHER." "OBVIOUSLY YOU CARE ABOUT HIM." "HE'S GOT A GOOD LIFE NOW, A REALLY GOOD LIFE." "DON'T YOU WANT THAT FOR HIM?" "OH, I CAN GIVE HIM A GOOD LIFE." "YEAH, RIGHT UP UNTIL THE PEOPLE YOU WORK FOR KILL HIM." "ALL RIGHT, LOOK," "I HAVE NO ILLUSIONS ABOUT THE CRUZ FAMILY," "OR, YOU KNOW, EV MY LAWYER." "BUT ONCE I HAVE LONNY," "HE'S NO LONGER A THREAT TO THEM." "SO FOR ARGUMENT'S SAKE, LET'S SAY YOU'RE RIGHT." "WHAT HAPPENS NEXT?" "YOU DO THE SINGLE DAD THING," "LITTLE LEAGUE, PTA, PLAY DATES BY DAY," "MOVING LARGE QUANTITIES OF HEROIN BY NIGHT?" "HE'S SUCH A GOOD KID." "LONNY'S MY SON." "I'M HIS FATHER." "HE'S NAMED AFTER MY FATHER." "HE'S THE ONLY THING IN THIS LIFE" "I EVER CARED ABOUT MORE THAN MYSELF." "HE'S BLOOD." "MY BLOOD, NOW, THAT DOESN'T MEAN ANYTHING TO YOU?" "TALK ABOUT A LOADED QUESTION." "LOOK, I COULD GIVE A RAT'S ASS" "ABOUT ALL THAT LAWYER CRAP IN COURT, REALLY." "THE ONLY THING I CARE ABOUT GETTING" "IS WHAT'S BEST FOR LONNY." "THE ONLY THING I CARE ABOUT" "IS THAT LONNY KNOWS HIS FATHER DID EVERYTHING TO KEEP HIM." "ALL RIGHT?" "WE BELONG TOGETHER." "AND NOBODY, NOT YOU, NOT THE CRUZ FAMILY," "OR ANYBODY ELSE IS GONNA TAKE HIM AWAY FROM ME." "I AIN'T GONNA LET THAT HAPPEN." "I WON'T." "I'M GONNA TAKE HIM FROM YOU." "YOU SHOULD MAKE YOUR PEACE WITH THAT." "OH, HERE." "WHAT'S THAT?" "FAN MAIL FROM SOME FLOUNDER." "OH, AND BY THE WAY, THAT CAR BOMB TODAY," "THAT WAS YOUR FRIENDS TRYING TO FLUSH LONNY OUT." "AND SERRATO KNEW ABOUT IT." "I DON'T BELIEVE YOU." "ACTUALLY, I THINK YOU DO." "DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT TIME IT IS, YOUNG LADY?" "I MIGHT HAVE A PROBLEM." "YOU THINK THIS IS NEW INFORMATION?" "I DON'T THINK I CAN TURN HIM OVER." "OKAY, BUT YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO FEED HIM" "AND TAKE HIM FOR WALKS." "I'M SERIOUS, MARSHALL." "THEY'LL KILL HIM." "I KNOW." "JUST TELL ME WHAT YOU NEED." "OKAY." "THANKS." "UH-HUH." "OKAY, LISTEN TO ME." "FORGET ABOUT EVERYTHING ELSE" "AND JUST TELL THE TRUTH." "IT'S ALL GONNA WORK OUT THE WAY IT'S SUPPOSED TO, OKAY?" "YEAH." "AND WHAT IF THE WAY IT'S SUPPOSED TO WORK OUT SUCKS?" "LISTEN TO ME." "EVERYTHING'S GONNA BE OKAY." "YOU TRUST ME?" "LIKE I HAVE A CHOICE." "FINALLY I MEET A GUY THAT GETS ME," "AND HE'S TEN." "YOU'RE A MAGICIAN." "I FEEL LIKE A MILLION BUCKS." "MAKE THAT TEN MILLION." "WE AIM TO PLEASE." "OH, NO." "NO, NO, NO, NO, NO!" "NO, NO, NO!" "WHAT'S THE MATTER?" "YOUR STUPID MUTT DESTROYED MY SAMPLES." "OH, NO, POOR BABY." "LOOK AT YOU, ALL MADE UP." "AND NOT IN A VERY TASTEFUL WAY." "POOR BABY?" "!" "I BORROWED $2,500" "FROM MY DAUGHTER FOR THESE SUPPLIES!" "YOU ARE GONNA HAVE TO PAY FOR THEM!" "BABY, I LOVE YOU, REALLY, I DO," "BUT NOT 21ÁGs WORTH." "COME ON, LOLA, LET'S GET YOU CLEANED UP." "I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE GOING THROUGH WITH THIS." "GOING THROUGH WITH WHAT?" "WHAT IS SHE TALKING ABOUT?" "COURT IS IN SESSION." "ALL RISE FOR JUDGE HOLIDAY." "ALL RIGHT, FOLKS, LET'S SETTLE." "MR. MCROY, I HAVE NO DOUBT" "THAT YOU ARE EXACTLY WHAT THE GOVERNMENT SAYS YOU ARE," "AND I'M APPALLED THAT YOU ARE WALKING AROUND" "A FREE MAN AMONGST CIVILIZED PEOPLE." "AND WHILE I PERSONALLY BELIEVE" "THAT THE BOY WOULD BE BETTER OFF" "WHERE HE IS," "MR. MEYERS," "YOU HAVE PRESENTED NO COMPELLING ARGUMENT," "NOT ONE SHRED OF LEGAL CAUSE" "TO SUPPORT THE GOVERNMENT'S CASE." "THIS MAN SERVED 18 MONTHS FOR CRIMINAL NEGLIGENCE" "IN THE ACCIDENTAL SHOOTING OF HIS WIFE." "IF HE IS GUILTY OF OTHER CRIMES," "PLEASE CONVICT HIM, THEN COME SEE ME." "BUT YOUR HONOR, WE CAN'T CONVICT HIM" "WITHOUT HIS SON'S TESTIMONY." "EXACTLY, WHICH IS WHY I HAVE NO CHOICE" "BUT TO FIND FOR MR. MCROY." "I HEREBY ORDER THAT LONNY MCROY" "BE RETURNED TO HIS BIOLOGICAL FATHER IMMEDIATELY." "YOUR HONOR, THE GOVERNMENT REQUESTS A 60-DAY STAY." "DENIED." "UH, YOUR HONOR." "I'VE CHANGED MY MIND." "I'D LIKE TO RENOUNCE ANY CLAIM TO MY SON." "MR. MCROY, YOU HAVE TO CONSIDER WHAT YOU'RE SAYING." "I HAVE." "A MOMENT, PLEASE, YOUR HONOR." "I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE HELL YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING," "BUT DON'T." "SCREW YOU, VINCENT." "YOUR HONOR," "MY DECISION'S FINAL." "I WANT LONNY RETURNED TO HIS ADOPTIVE FAMILY." "SO BE IT." "I'LL HAVE THE PAPERS DRAWN UP." "GEE, THAT'S A TOUGH BREAK." "OH, WELL." "I'M SURE YOUR CLIENTS SOUTH OF THE BORDER WILL UNDERSTAND." "I'D SAY YOU'D LIVE TO REGRET THIS," "BUT THAT'S NOT LIKELY." "HEY, HEY, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT." "I DON'T SUPPOSE I COULD SEE HIM BEFORE HE GOES," "JUST FOR A MINUTE?" "SORRY." "HE'S ALREADY GONE." "SO YOU WOULD HAVE GONE TO JAIL FOR HIM?" "YOU DID." "OH, LOOK AT YOU!" "HI!" "OH, YOU!" "IT'S SO GOOD TO SEE YOU!" "GOOD JOB, MARY." "GREAT JOB." "WE'LL SEE." "FAMILY CAN PRESENT ITSELF" "IN ALL MANNER OF BIZARRE AND EXOTIC PERMUTATIONS." "A FEW MONTHS EARLIER," "THE BILLUPS FAMILY DIDN'T EVEN KNOW LEO EXISTED." "AND NOW HERE THEY ARE," "BONDED LIKE SOME ESSENTIAL MOLECULE." "COME ON." "I'LL MAKE INTRODUCTIONS." "HOW IN THE WORLD DID YOU CONVINCE MCROY" "TO GIVE UP CUSTODY AFTER HE WON?" "IT'S POSSIBLE" "SHE LED HIM TO BELIEVE IT WAS THE ONLY WAY" "HE'D EVER SEE LEO AGAIN." "IS THIS SOMETHING I WANT TO KNOW MORE ABOUT?" "NO?" "SO IT'S ALL GOOD." "LEO GETS TO KEEP HIS NEW FAMILY." "AND AS LONG AS VERNON KEEPS HIS WITSEC AGREEMENT" "AND TESTIFIES AGAINST THE CRUZES," "HE GETS TO WATCH HIS LITTLE SON GROW UP." "SO IT SEEMS." "HEY, DID YOU KNOW THE GATLING GUN" "WAS INVENTED IN INDIANAPOLIS?" "NO, I DID NOT." "THE PARTICULARS OF VERNON MCROY'S" "FUTURE INVOLVEMENT IN LEO'S LIFE," "VISITATION RIGHTS, ET CETERA, REMAIN TO BE WORKED OUT." "BUT THE BILLUPS ARE FORGIVING PEOPLE," "AND LIKE VERNON, THEY UNDERSTAND" "THE IRRESISTIBLE PULL OF FAMILY." "Listen to :" "Thin Lizzy"

"Okay, I have a big problem with this love letter you wrote to your husband in Africa?" "Where did you get this?" "I gave this to Karen to mail yesterday" "Yeah, and she gave it to me to read laugh at, and make copies of" "That's how we've been doing it for years" "That is a gross invasion of privacy!" "Besides, I thought that's what we did to Will!" "Come on, you gotta throw us a little something spicy in there" "Where do you keep recent photos of yourself squatting naked on a sheepskin rug?" "Right next to the picture of me doing this" "All right, come over to my apartment tonight" "We'll start all over" "Bring some tracing paper and don't wear any underwear" "Tempting... but Will and I are getting together" "Finally" "It's been, like, forever" "I mean, between me living in Brooklyn and him working all the time" "And now you're thinking about tracing your own thing" "Ah, hey, Karen What are ya doin'?" "Oh, just a sec" "Stanley walker is a dirty pig and I hope he rots in hellll!" "I'm good How are you guys?" " Problem with Stan?" " I can't believe him" "Parading around town with that new British slut of his!" "Last week they had dinner at the mayor's mansion" "Apparently, she spent the entire night sitting on his lap, feeding him steaks" "'Ere's a nice T-bone for ya, love" "Hope you saved room for a bucket of "po-tah-toes."" "Oh, I regret the day I ever laid boobs on that man!" " God, that's just awful" " Yeah" "Okay, your turn" "Kare, during all my struggles you've constantly been partially there for me" "Is there anything I can pretend to do for you now?" "Well, there is, Jackie" "You know, there's, uh one last box of my personal effects at the mans" "It's mostly sentimental stuff-- Old photos, birthday cards" "The receipt I got when Rosario's parents sold her to me." "That kinda thing" "Wh-what are you saying?" "I mean, would I like to spend a few unsupervised hours rummaging through your closet?" "Does a gay bear have anonymous sex in the woods?" "God, that doorman's a real jerk" "I lived here five years I move out suddenly, Tony looks at me like he's never seen me before?" "Tony retired at Christmas, Grace That's the new doorman, Abe who's black, while Tony was white" "I don't see people that way" "So... you ready to rock the house?" "You ready to kick out the jams?" "Let's do it to it" " I brought the cheese" " She brought the cheese!" "Oh, you actually brought cheese" "Yeah." "Cheese night Like we used to do" "Brought a little camembert a little stilton, a little gouda... and some Kraft singles 'cause I love that clammy feeling when you hold them up against your face" "I've been off dairy for two months" "Didn't I tell you?" " Did you?" " I thought I did" " So, no cheese?" " Sorry" "But hey, hey, hey!" "We can still do... movie night!" "I got The Rookie I know" " Baseball, yuck" "But Dennis Quaid, yum!" "And Dennis Quaid in a cup... yummer" "Um, I already saw that with Leo" "But we were gonna see it together" "Six months ago" "You know what?" "It's fine" "That just means that we have the whole night to sit here and talk." "Huh?" "Yes, we have tons to catch up on" "What are you doing in this closet?" "You look like the kind of man that should be coming out of one" "I have business here" "Who are you?" "I might ask the same question of you" "Why, I'm Jack, Karen's friend" "She didn't wanna come 'cause she didn't wanna run into that British slut" "With your thick Hungarian accent you obviously work here" "Have you--have you met her?" "What's she like?" "Well, she's got curly hair, like me long legs, like me" "She shags like a banshee, like me" "And her favorite dance move is this" "So you're that tart from the prison who stole Karen's husband right out from on top of her!" "I'm the new woman in Stan's life Lorraine Finster." "Get...a load...of me" "Stay away from me!" "Don't look at me!" "Or my package!" "How can I not?" "It's looking at me" "You like it now, you should see it at night, when it's all lit up" "No!" "No!" "Karen Walker's my friend!" "I don't want anything to do with you!" "Good day, Miss I said, good day!" "Are you a dancer?" "Why would you say that?" "Well, it struck me that you have the bearing of a dancer" "Now, perhaps I'm wrong but I was a ballerina back in the U.K." "So I tend to have a bit of an eye for these things" "Well..." "Heh heh..." "In some circles I'm known as a dancer" "Actually, they're not so much circles, as cages" "Well...actually..." "I wasn't so much a ballerina as a stripper" "Bon-bon?" "Uh, love one" "We were both at the bottom and we pulled ourselves up with true grit and other people's money" "I admire us" "I'm a little in love with you" "Really?" "!" "'Cause I feel like I could fall too But I can't!" "You're the enemy!" " Or am I your new best friend?" " Damn, I think you are!" "Honey, uh..." "I'm a little concerned that you and Will aren't connecting anymore" "Why do you say that?" "Oh, well, you mention it in this letter you wrote to your husband in Africa" "God, you people!" "That's awful!" "Unless we're doing it to Will!" "Things are weird with us" "We're off" "It's like we've lost our mojo" "Or, in our case, our "homojo."" "Well, honey, you know what you have to do, huh?" "Seduce him" "Yeah, go to La Perla buy some sexy thongs and bra" " undershirts..." "Put on some Paul Anka bend him over the couch and have at him!" "You know Will and I don't have sex" "Well, then, honey what's your version of sex, huh?" "What gets you two excited?" " The most excited?" " Uh-huh." "Yeah" "That would have to be without question..." " game night" " Ooohh!" "Game night!" "Ooh, sounds tedious" "You should do that" "You know what?" "You're right" "We should!" "It is so" " It's so fun!" "Every year, Joe and Larry and Rob and Ellen come over and we have this--this big huge parlor game blowout" "We play for the "Suck On It" cup" "God, that's tragic!" "What's that?" "It's a trophy" "And we call it the "suck on it" cup because when you win" "And Will and I always win" "You get to turn to the losers and say, "Suck on it!"" "Which lever do I pull to be crushed by a safe?" "Well, honey, what are you waiting for?" "I mean, come on, call that Mo and Mary and Blob and Yellen and get 'em over to your place!" "God, this is just perfect" "This is--this is just what Will and I need" "Thank you, Karen" "You know, sometimes even a wet brain makes sense" " Hey, Kare." "Here's your stuff" " Oh, Jackie, thank you" "At last, I'm out of Stan's shadow Well, if I leave the Tristate area" "No prob, it was cinchy So, I-I'll see ya later" "Jack?" "I'm sorry!" "I met Stan's new girlfriend, Lorraine We spent the whole day together" "It was magical Like a movie" "Like something Miramax would shove down the Academy's throat during Oscar time" "There, I said it" "Uh, I was just gonna ask you why my teddy is missing" "Oh, I'm gonna add a flounce to make him more masculine" "Anyway, Kare..." "you'd really like her" "The three of us should go away for the weekend together" "Amish country, maybe" "Huh, fun" "I do like a nice apple butter" "So it's...it's okay?" "Oh, cutie, of course it is!" "Come here, you!" "You backstabbing boy bitch!" "You are never, never seeing her again!" "Do you hear me?" "!" "You stay away from that London hog or I'll put fishhooks in your nipples and fly you off the Chrysler Building!" "You got that?" "!" "Why do you make me do this to you?" "But Lorraine's just so much fun" "And I love my accent when I'm with her" "It's so bleedin' 'ard to stay 'way" "So what?" "You just met this woman and Karen's been with you for thousands of dollars" "The damn Brit gets me, Will" "She sees what's underneath" "Right down to the surface" "So tell me, what is this "gay night" you're having?" "And why isn't this invited?" "It's "game night." It's nothing like "gay night."" "It's a whole evening of interesting games and someone goes home with a "Suck On It" cup" "Actually, it's quite a bit like "gay night."" "You know, it's good you and Grace are doing this" "You guys have been really off lately" "So you've noticed?" "I... may have read it in a letter somewhere" "Well... this is our chance to get it back" "Whenever Grace and I were having problems in the past game night was always the fix" "Something about lording it over our suburban friends with our mastery of showbiz trivia that really gets to the core of what makes our relationship special" "You know, game night even solved the big fight of '91?" "Mm-hmm Mm-hmm" "Don't you wanna know what that fight was about?" "You know, I trust that it solved it, so..." "Ready?" "And go!" "A duck." "A chicken An emu." "Uma Thurman" "Shamu Okay, no." "Okay" "The sun The moon" "Reverend Sun Myung Moon An eclipse." "Eclair" "Claire Danes." "A great dane" "Dame Judy Dench" " Dame Maggie Smith" " Enough with the dames!" "Ah-ah!" "No talking!" " Ten seconds" " Okay..." "Oh, a flower!" "A gun!" "A garden!" "Madison Square Garden!" "Time!" "Garden of Eden" "What?" "!" "That's not in Midtown!" "I didn't draw "Midtown."" "Well, well" "You just move right in, don't ya?" "I guess the guy I paid to hussy-proof this place missed a few spots" "Well, you must be the old Mrs. Walker" "And you were married to Stan as well, weren't you?" "What's that smell?" "Stan's favorite perfume" "Dab of roast beef behind each knocker" "Lamb chops work too But I'm not here to discuss beauty tips" "Where's my Jackie?" "Hmm?" "I know you've got him And you know how I know?" "Because I really think so" "Well, you're mistaken" "Now, I believe you know where the door is" "It's the tall, square thing you go through on your way to the plastic surgeon" "Why, you slimy limey!" "I've got half a mind to--!" "No" "No, I'm going to take the high road" "And not just because I'm high" "I'll be leaving now" "Just going to take one little thing with me" "Come on, Jackie" "You listen to me, little missy" "You may have taken my steer but I'll be damned if you're gonna take my queer!" "Come on!" "Jackie, where are you going?" " B-but I" " Come here" "Jack, no Come here" "Come to me" "Jackie, come." "Come on Oh, that's a good Jackie" " Jackie" " Oh, that's a good Jackie" " Jackie, come" " Come here, Jackie" " Jackie, come" " Come, Jackie" "Oh, looky here!" "Come here, Jackie, come here" "All right, stop it!" "You're gonna make me piddle!" "If you're gonna make me choose then I choose Karen" "I'm sorry, Lorraine I like you, but I love Karen" "We have a special bond" "And let's face it" "It would take four of your boobs to fill one of her cups" "Oh, poodle, do you mean it?" "Of course Your boobs are huge!" "Mine will be too a week from Monday" "Come on, Jackie, let's go home pass out, and forget this ever happened" "And I swear I'll never cheat on you again" "Hey, if Karen dies I'll totally call you" "Okay, going into the final round Larry and I are in first" "Rob and Ellen, you're second Will and Grace, you guys are in third" "Or, as we like to call it last with a big "L" for "loser!"" "Hey!" "Hey!" "We can still win this, you know" "Yeah, we still have 30 seconds We can take it" "Wow" "That is pressure" "Hope you don't crack!" "See how I got in her head?" "You've already been in her pants" "Okay, you ready?" "Yeah, I'm ready Why would you think I wasn't ready?" "Because earlier when we were playing charades and I went like this you said "parmesan."" "You don't realize how important cheese is until it's gone" "All right, you ready?" "And..." "Go!" "Okay, uh, uh, uh, she-- she's an actress her last name is a senator ran for President" "Gore" "Lesley Gore Gore Vidal" "Vidal Sassoon" "Paul Mitchell / No" " Lost to Nixon" " Okay, Mondale" "Dukakis, Humphrey" " Holly Humphrey!" " Okay, time out!" "Ah!" "You can't call time out!" "Au contraire, my pregnant friend!" "The timeout was established after the great bathroom controversy of 1997!" "Each team may call one and only one, time out, per tournament as long as a new clue is selected upon their return" "Read your rule book!" "Come on, Grace!" "Guys, he's right" "And we're sitting in the wrong order" "Here, you need to be over here..." "What happened to you?" "Do you know what it means if they beat us in there tonight?" "It means they're gonna look at us with the same mix of pity and disgust that we do them, and I'm not about to let that happen!" "I mean" " I mean" "Will..." "We've lost it" "What?" "Whatever it is we had..." "that...connection" "That thing that made us...us" "It's just-- it's not there anymore" "Sure it is It--it--it--it's..." "It's really not, is it?" "No" "And I don't know if it's because I got married or because we're not living together anymore or what but it's gone" "It's like we lost our mojo" "Or, in our case, our "homojo."" "Get Out" " That is exactly what I said" " What?" "!" "When?" "The other day" " To Karen" " Whoa, slow down" " You did?" " Yeah" " Why didn't you call me?" " I don't know, it was a gay pun" "It just seemed a little small" "But that's exactly what we're missing" "We need to check in and not just about the big important stuff but the little, trivial things that people really care about" "It was just so much easier when we were living together" "You know, I get an overzealous bikini wax that's three hours of conversation" "Now, we gotta make an effort" "You gotta call me..." " if you go off cheese" " I know" "You're right That--that was stupid" "You know, I think I might have called and then hung up" "Still think we're gonna be okay?" "I think we are" "Promise?" "Oh, look who's back It's the losers" " Losers!" " Suck on it!" "Suck on it!" "How's that taste?" "!" "Suck on it!" " We still have a little time left" " Oh, yeah, three seconds" "And no one can do that Not even the great Will and Grace" "Just give him the clue, Blob" "Ready?" "Go!" " Bangs" " Nancy McKeon" "Yes!" " When did he ask you to mail this?" " Yesterday." "Read it, read it, read it" ""And though I've never written one of these fan letters before, Justin..."" ""I just want to wish you all the luck in the world on your solo career."" ""Sincerely yours, Will Truman"!"

"English (HI) Subtitles." "The Big Bang Theory S09E07 [KoTuWa] The Spock Resonance" "Did you hear about this study that found people that were cool and popular at 13 have problems succeeding later in life?" "Hmm." "I'm doing okay, and I was very popular at 13." "In school?" "Oh, no." "At home." "The servants would sing to me, laugh at my jokes..." "I wish I knew their names." "Does the study say what happens to the unpopular kids?" "You tell me-- you woke up in bed with one." "Listen to this." "I just received an e-mail from Wil Wheaton." "Leonard Nimoy's son is working on a documentary that he started with his father before he passed away." "It's about Mr. Spock and his impact on our culture." "Hmm." "Why is he writing to you?" "Well, they're looking for fans to interview, and Wil thought I'd be good for it." "Oh." "Hey, high five." "Absolutely not." "Yeah, Penny, you spent some time in front of the camera." "Any words of advice?" "Yes." "Don't take your shirt off just because the director said so." "This is a documentary about Mr. Spock." "I'm sure if there's nudity, it will be tasteful." "♪ Our whole universe was in a hot, dense state ♪" "♪ Then nearly 14 billion years ago expansion started..." "Wait!" "♪" "♪ The Earth began to cool ♪" "♪ The autotrophs began to drool, Neanderthals developed tools ♪" "♪ We built the Wall ♪ ♪ We built the pyramids ♪" "♪ Math, Science, History, unraveling the mystery ♪" "♪ That all started with a big bang ♪" "♪ Bang!" "♪" "♪ The Big Bang Theory 9x07 ♪ The Spock Resonance Original Air Date on November 5, 2015" "== sync, corrected by elderman == @elder_man" "(sword fight sound effects on video game)" "Hey." "You got a minute?" "Not really." "Visigoths are kind of up my butt right now." "Pause the game, Howard." ""Howard"?" "Uh-oh." "Make room, Visigoths." "'Sup?" "We need to talk about redecorating this place." "Oh, no, not this again." "Look," "I get that you grew up here and you're attached to things looking a certain way, but..." "I want this to feel like my house, too." "Oh, honey, of course it's your house." "Why else would you be cleaning it all the time?" "(chuckles)" "All right." "Let's start over." "I'm redecorating." "The furniture, the carpeting, the walls." "I'm changing everything that depresses me when I look at it." "Try not to be one of those things." "May I say something?" "Is it about how I can't have new wallpaper 'cause your dad left when you were little and your mom died?" "Never mind." "Hello, Amy." "It's Sheldon." "Yeah, I-I know that we're broken up, but" "I'm leaving this message because I thought perhaps you'd like to watch me be interviewed for a documentary about Mr. Spock." "Or as I like to call it, a Spockumentary." "Yeah, I'm going to use that joke in the interview, so try to laugh like you're hearing it for the first time." "You know, hysterically, hmm?" "And with a tinge of sadness that I'm no longer in your life." "I'm the one who thought of "Spockumentary""" "And I'm laughing like I did the first time I heard it." "(knocking on door)" "Hello." "Hey, Sheldon." "This is Adam Nimoy." "Nice to meet you." "Oh, it's nice to meet you." "I admire your father's work very much." "It's not every day I get to meet someone whose life's journey began in my hero's scrotum." "I told you." "This guy is gold." "Whatcha doing?" "Oh!" "Making myself a bologna sandwich like my mom used to make me after my dad left, but before she died." "Okay, listen, I'm thinking that maybe we can compromise on the house." "I'm listening." "Let's just redo one room and see how it goes." "That is reasonable." "But what room?" "How 'bout this one?" "No way." "No, this is the room I associate the most with my mom." "Then how 'bout the bathroom?" "I want to change my answer." "Fine." "Then the dining room." "I guess we didn't use it very often." "Unless we had company." "Which didn't happen much after my dad left and not at all after my mom..." "Great!" "I'm gonna go pick out paint samples." "All right, we're just gonna have a conversation." "Pretend the camera's not here." "All right." "But this better not be some elaborate scheme to get me out of my shirt." "How long have you known Adam?" "A few years." "Mm-hmm." "And what are you getting him back for?" "Let's start with your name and occupation." "Dr. Sheldon Cooper, theoretical physicist, Caltech." "And what is your earliest memory of the character Spock?" "The first episode of Star Trek:" "The Original Series I ever saw was "The Galileo Seven."" "Uh, Spock had just landed on the planet Taurus II." "Then my brother came in, sat on my head, and said, "Eat farts."" "After that day, I was hooked." "On Star Trek, not my brother's sphincter-based cuisine." "What was it about Spock that appealed to you?" "I think the same thing that appeals to people everywhere, the dream of a cold, rational world entirely without human emotion." "Spock came from a planet governed only by logic." "You know, on Vulcan, when your brother asks," ""Why are you hitting yourself?" the answer is," ""I'm not." "You're moving my arm."" "To which he says," ""Fascinating."" "And then you both watch educational television." "(quietly):" "Aw." "When he says things like that," "I just want to hug him and make everything better." "My brother was mean to me, too." "Yeah, you probably had it coming." "Do you have any Spock collectibles?" "I have many." "My most treasured is an autographed napkin given to me by my very thoughtful friend Penny." "That's her over there." "Hi!" "Look at that." "I'm in a movie, my shirt stayed on." "Can we see the napkin?" "Of course." "Excuse me." "This will just take a moment." "When did we get a wall safe?" "When there was no more room in the floor safe." "When did we get a floor safe?" "When we got the security camera." "There's a security camera?" "Aquaman, protecting your home since 2012." "Oh, my God." "We've done things on that couch." "Yeah." "You don't have to tell me." "So, your father-in-law is in there right now?" "Yes." "So back me up." "The house is good the way it is." "Oh, okay." "Got it." "Hey." "What's going on?" "Hey." "Hey, Raj." "Dad and I were just talking about taking down this wall." "You sure?" "It's a..." "pretty great wall." "What's so great about it?" "I'm sorry." "I did what I could." "Seriously?" "You brought Raj over to take your side?" "Your dad's on your side." "He's not on my side." "He's doing all the work for free." "That is so generous of you." "I'd like to switch sides." "Look, uh..." "I don't even think you can take this wall down 'cause it's load-bearing." "Well, it's easy to find out." "Just go into the crawlspace under the house and check." "When is your visa up?" "Not only is it signed to me but this is where he wiped his mouth." "So we are currently in the presence of Leonard Nimoy's DNA." "Um, doesn't Adam count as Leonard Nimoy's DNA?" "No offense, but this is pure 100% Nimoy." "Because of your mother, you're only 50%." "Which isn't bad, but anything that you wipe your mouth on gets thrown away." "Okay, enough about the napkin." "What else you hiding in there?" "Wouldn't you like to know?" "I would." "All right then." "See?" "Just my valuables." "My passport, uh, my will..." "You have a will?" "Yeah-- my 1/18 scale Wil Wheaton action figure." "I also have the other kind of will, and in it I will my Wil back to Wil." "Will Wil want it?" "Wil won't." "What's that ring box?" "Oh." "That is an engagement ring that I was going to give my girlfriend Amy." "What?" "!" "You bought her a ring?" "No, no, no." "This has been in my family for generations." "Except for a short time when Comanches cut off my great-great-great-grandmother's finger and stole it." "Sheldon, that's awful." "No." "The Texas Rangers tracked them down to their village and slaughtered every last one of them, so... it was a happy ending." "Well, for my nine-fingered Nana." "Okay, back to the ring." "Does Amy even know about this?" "No." "She broke up with me before I could broach the subject." "Oh, man, I'm sorry-- that must have been devastating for you." "No, not at all." "No, I'm fine." "You know, Amy had reservations about our relationship, so all worked out for the best." "PENNY:" "I know." "It just..." "SHELDON:" "I said I'm fine!" "We've gotten a little off-topic." "Allow me to make things entertaining again in this little Spockumentary." "That was Leonard's joke." "As a child, when faced with a dilemma, my mother encouraged me to ask, "What would Jesus do?"" "The answer to that was always, "Love thy neighbor."" "But my neighbor had a dead tooth, so... that wasn't going to happen." "But... that's why I changed it to, "What would Spock do?"" "Did you find that helpful?" "Yes." "Oh, for example, three years ago when I discovered Penny was eating all my Pop-Tarts, instead of getting angry or vindictive, you know, I got a floor safe." "I knew I could smell 'em." "What about from when you were a kid?" "Oh, certainly." "Uh, when I was eight years old," "Billy Sparks cornered me in the playground." "I asked myself, "What would Spock do?"" "Then I grabbed Billy on his shoulder and performed my first Vulcan nerve pinch." "Did it work?" "Oh, no-- he broke my collarbone." "I can still hear it click." "That must have been very upsetting for you." "Oh, not at all." "As I said, the entire point of emulating Spock was to rise above human emotion, which I've spent a lifetime mastering." "Oh... (sputters)" "Excuse me?" "I'm sorry." "I'm not here." "No." "You went (sputters)." "What does (sputters) mean?" "Um..." "You did go (sputters)." "All right, fine." "Well, Sheldon, I'm no expert, but aren't you completely missing the point of Spock?" "I mean, he liked to act like he had no emotions, but he was still half human." "Just like you." "I'm just saying, you pretend you don't, but you have feelings just like everybody else." "Not true." "No, look at me." "I had an engagement ring to give a girl, and instead, she rejected me." "And am I emotional about that?" "No." "No, I am sitting here on a couch, talking about my favorite TV character like nothing happened." "'Cause I am just like him:" "all logical, all the time." "Sweetie, you're yelling." "Because when I speak at a regular volume, no one seems to believe me that I've put this Amy nonsense behind me!" "(door slams)" "This documentary is gonna be awesome." "You gonna be okay down here?" "Yeah." "Yeah," "I feel like an archaeologist." "Indiana Jones and the Single-Family Dwelling." "Hey." "Look!" "Found a seashell." "Yeah, that's a rat skull." "(shrieks)" "Relax." "There's enough droppings down here without you making more." "Sorry." "Do you have a..." "sense of where we are?" "Yeah." "I think that's the den." "Oh." "Okay, so we must be under the dining room." "Uh-huh." "Yep." "You know, I know you don't want to hear this, but it wouldn't take that much work to turn that den into a nursery." "Why wouldn't I want to hear it?" "'Cause Bernie said you didn't want kids." "That's not true at all." "I-I wish she'd get pregnant, believe me." "I'm climbing on top of her every chance I get." "(sighs)" "In a..." "loving and respectful manner." "Oh." "(clears throat softly)" "The point is," "I really do want kids." "Huh." "I don't know why she's lying to you." "WOLOWITZ:" "She's the one who doesn't want kids." "In fact, every time I bring up the subject..." "Earthquake!" "(Bernadette's feet stomping rapidly)" "Oh, my God, we're gonna die!" "Earthquake!" "Aftershock...!" "I can't believe Sheldon was gonna ask Amy to marry him." "I know." "I also can't believe he watched what we did on that couch and still sits on it." "Yeah." "Hello." "Hey, buddy." "How you doing?" "Better." "Did Wil and Adam leave?" "Yeah." "Do you think they're going to put my outburst in the documentary?" "Definitely." "Oh, yeah." "Well, there's no point in dwelling on it." "As the Vulcans say," ""Kup-fun-tor ha'kiv na'ish Du stau."" "Do you know what that means?" "No." "Are you telling the truth?" "Nirsh." "Well, this is ridiculous." "Being upset about Amy all the time isn't accomplishing anything." "If I want to resolve this situation, then I need to take action." "What are you gonna do?" "I'm going to find her and ask her to marry me." "And if she says yes, we can put this behind us and resume our relationship." "And if she says no... well, then she can just ponfo miran." "He didn't meant that." "So I should probably explain why I kind of fibbed." "That would be nice." "I told my dad that you were the one who didn't want kids because I didn't want to disappoint him." "But you were okay throwing me under the bus?" "Turns out yeah, I didn't think twice about it." "Bernie, you don't need to worry about me." "But I don't want to see you miss out." "Raising children was the most rewarding experience of my life." "Oh, please." "Mom did everything." "All you did was come home from work, sit on the couch and drink beer." "How is that raising kids?" "This is really a conversation for husband and wife." "(awkward chuckle) I'm gonna go clean up, hit the road." "If your mother asks, I was here till 10:00." "It's interesting your father didn't help around the house and Howard doesn't help, either, so... in a way," "Howard's not only like your father, but he's also like the child that you're afraid to have." "Why are you still here?" "Fine, I'll leave." "But it sounds like somebody needs a fresh diaper." "All right..." "I admit..." "that I don't help out a lot." "(chuckles softly) And I need to work on that." "But... (sighs) if we had a kid, it would be different." "Why?" "Because... when my dad left," "I promised myself that... if I ever had a chance to be a father..." "I'd always be there." "Okay, I'll think about it." "And this an actual "I'll think about it,"" "not like the "can we get a motorcycle with a sidecar I'll think about it"?" "It's an actual "I'll think about it."" "I really believe I'd be a great dad." "I know you would." "Speaking of... making babies, what do you say I wash up and poke around your crawlspace?" "(no voice)" "Dr. Dana feels he isn't that dangerous." "What makes you right and a trained psychiatrist wrong?" "Because she feels." "I don't." "All I know is logic." "(scoffs):" "Yeah, right." "(turns off TV)" "You can just shut your feelings off." "There goes television, lying to us again." "We let you raise our children, and this is the thanks we get." "Leonard, how could I have been so foolish to try and follow in the footsteps of a made-up alien race with no emotions?" "(sighs):" "Well... now instead of idolizing fictional characters, you can focus on the real people who are already in your life." "Those are very wise words." "Thank you." "They'd just be so much more comforting if they came out of a television." "Captioning sponsored by CBS, WARNER BROS." "TELEVISION"

"Dick Laurent is dead." "You don't mind that I'm not coming tonight?" "What are you going to do?" "Stay home, read." "Read?" "Read?" "Read what, Renee?" "It's nice to know I can still make you laugh." "I like to laugh, Fred." "That's why I married you." "You can wake me up when you get home if you want to." "What is that?" "A videotape." "I found it outside on the steps." "Who's it from?" "I don't know." "There isn't anything on the envelope." "Does it say anything on the tape?" "No." "Nothing." "Well, see what's on it." "Come on." "Must be from a real estate agent." "Maybe." "It's OK." "It's OK." "It's OK." "I had a dream last night." "You were inside the house..." "You were calling my name..." "Fred!" "Fred!" "Where are you." "I couldn't find you." "Then there you were lying in bed." "It wasn't you." "It looked like you, but it wasn't." "Fred, are you all right?" "You're up early." "That dog woke me." "Who the hell owns that dog?" "What's that?" "Another videotape." "Yes." "Don't you want to watch it?" "I guess so." "Well, don't you want to watch it?" "Yeah." "It's the same thing." "No, it isn't." "Fred?" "What?" "We have to call the police." "That's right." "Yes." "Someone broke in and taped us while we slept." "Isn't that enough?" "7035 Hollis." "Near the observatory." "Yes." "We'll be here." "So?" "They're sending 2 detectives out." "That's it." "What do you think." "I really don't know." "Let's check the hallway and the bedroom." "This is the bedroom?" "You sleep here in this room." "Both of yous." "This is our bedroom." "There's no other bedroom?" "No." "I mean, I use it as a practice room." "It's soundproof." "You're a musician?" "Yeah." "What's your axe?" "Tenor." "Tenor-Saxophone." " Do you..." " No..." "Tone deaf." "Do you own a video camera?" "No." "Fred hates them." "I like to remember things my own way." "What do you mean by that?" "How I remembered them..." "Not necessarily the way they happened." "You have an alarm system?" "Yes." "Actually, we do." "But we haven't been using it lately." "Why not?" "It kept going off..." "For some reason." "False alarms." "Might want to try and use it again." "Yeah." "OK?" "We're going to check the windows and doors, see if anybody tried to break in." " We'll keep watch over the house." " We'll do the best we can." " If anything else happens, you'll call us." " We will." " Thanks, guys." " It's what we do." "Hey, Andy!" "Welcome to my party." " You look ravishing." " Thank you." "Fred!" "Please!" "Please!" "Hey!" "2 double scotches, neat." " OK." "We've met before, haven't we?" "I don't think so." "Where was it you think we met?" "At your house." "Don't you remember?" "No." "No, I don't." "Are you sure?" "Of course." "As a matter of fact, I'm there right now." "What do you mean?" "You're where right now?" "At your house." "That's fucking crazy, man!" "Call me!" "Dial your number!" "Go ahead!" "I told you I was here." "How'd you do that?" "Ask me!" "How'd you get inside my house?" "You invited me." "It is not my custom to go where I'm not wanted." "Who are you?" "Hm." "Give me back my phone." "It's been a pleasure talking to you." " I thought you were getting me a drink." " Hang on just a minute." "Andy, who's the guy on the stairs?" "Guy in black?" "I don't know his name." "He's a friend of Dick Laurent, I think." "Dick Laurent?" "Yeah." "I believe so." "But Dick Laurent is dead, isn't he?" "He is?" "I didn't think you knew Dick." "How do you know he's dead?" "I don't." "I don't know him." "Dick can't be dead." "Who told you he was dead?" "Who, honey?" "Who's dead?" "Let's go home." " But..." " Now." "We're leaving now." "We never should have come here in the first place." "So, how'd you meet that asshole Andy anyway?" "It was a long time ago." "We met at a place called Moke's." "We became friends." "He told me about a job." "What job?" "I don't remember." "Anyway..." "Andy's OK." "Well, he's got some pretty fucked-up friends." "Hey!" "Hey!" "Stay in the car." "I told you to stay in the car." "Why?" "What is it?" "Why did you make me stay out here?" "I'll tell you why, because I thought someone was inside the house." "Was there?" "No, of course not." "Fred?" "Fred, where are you?" "Renee!" "Renee!" "Sit down, Killer!" "I didn't kill her." "Tell me I didn't kill her." "We, the jury, find the defendant guilty of murder in the first degree." "Fred Madison, the jury having found you guilty of murder in the first degree, it is my order that you be put to death in the electric chair." "Make yourself to home, fella." "Stick your hand out, chief." "Something wrong?" "It's... my head." "You sleeping OK?" "No." "I can't sleep." "You'll sleep now." "Take him back to his cell." "Let's go." "Guard!" "Guard!" "Guard!" "Hey!" "What do you want?" "Aspirin." "My head." "Hey!" "Hey!" "Shit." "That wife killer's looking pretty fucked up." "Which one?" "Pete!" "Please don't go!" "No." "Pete!" "Pete!" ".." "Pete!" ".." "Pete!" "Wait a minute!" "Fuck me!" "All right." "What's the situation?" "I'm not entirely certain, captain." "You'll have to see for yourself." "Right here." "That's not Fred Madison." "No, Sir." "It's not." " Who is it?" " I couldn't say, Sir." "Captain Luneau?" "Yeah, Mike?" "Captain..." "This is some spooky shit we got here." "Well, Gentlemen, we know who the stranger is." "His name is Peter Raymond Dayton." "24 years old." "Arrested 5 years ago for auto theft for which he was put on probation for 1 year." "He lives with his parents." "William and Candace Dayton, at 814 Garland Avenue." "So..." " Here." " Thanks, Lou." "Where the fuck have you been, man?" " Hey!" "Hiya." "Hi." " Hey, guy." " Hey, man." " What's up man?" "Well, you look like shit." "Yeah." "What happened?" "Just haven't been feeling so good." "You're not contagious, are you?" "No." "Uh-uh." "Don't think so." "All right." "Well, let's go for a drive then." "Different kinds of fruits grow and ripen." "It takes many strawberries to fill a bucket." "But it's worth it when you know that..." " Come on." " Hoh." "Come on." "I'll lead." "...and a glass of fresh, cold milk from grandmother's cow." "See ya later." " I'm gonna go out with these clowns." " That should do you some good." " Good night." "See ya." " Good night." "What's happening to you?" "What happened to your face?" " I don't know?" " What do you mean, you don't know?" "You've been acting strange lately." "Like the other night." "What night?" "The last time I saw you." "I don't remember." "You still care about me?" "Pete!" " Arnie!" " Where you been?" " How you doing?" " It's good you're back Wonderful." " Good to see you, man." "Listen, man, a lot of people gonna be real happy that you're back, including me." "Well, it's good to be back." "Mr. Smith has been waiting for you." "Yeah, I'll take care of him." "And Mr. Eddy called." " Can I call him and tell him to come in?" " Yeah." "Call him." "Tell him I'm back." " And, uh, you know, I'm ready to work." " You're ready to work?" " Yeah." " Well, let's go to work." " All right, Buddy." "Petey's back!" "There's 9 People down here." "And you're gonna ask 7 of them." "If you get that price from one of them, I'll let you ask the other 2." "Hey, Pete!" "Pete!" "Where's Pete?" "He's back there!" "Mr. Eddy!" "Hey!" "What happened?" " Somebody giving you trouble?" " No." "No trouble." "'Cause if somebody's giving you trouble, Pete, I can take care of the problem..." "Like that!" " No." "I'm fine, Mr. Eddy." " I mean it, Pete." "Like... that!" "Thank you." "Really." "I'm fine." "So, uh, what do you want, just a regular tune-up?" " I want you to take a ride with me." "I don't like the sound of something." " OK." "I got to check in with the boss." " It's OK with Arnie." "Come on, let's go." "Pull it over, but keep it running." "Best goddamn ears in town." "Give that a try." "Beautiful..." "Smooth as shit from a duck's ass." " Let's take a ride." " Whatever you say, Mr. Eddy." "It's a beautiful day." " You did a great job, Pete." " Yeah." "Well, you know I like working on this car, Mr. Eddy." "Shit." "That cocksucker doing what I think he's doing?" "This is where mechanical excellence and 1400 horsepower pays off." "Ahh..." "Oh, oh, God!" "Don't you ever fucking tailgate!" " Ever!" " Tell him you won't tailgate." "Ever!" " I won't ever..." " Do you know how many lengths it takes to stop a car at 35 miles an hour?" "!" "6 fucking car lengths!" "That's 106 fucking feet, Mister!" "If I had to stop suddenly, you would've hit me!" "I want you to get a fucking driver's manual!" "I want you to study that motherfucker!" "And I want you to obey the goddamn rules!" "50 fucking thousand people were killed on the highway last year because of fucking assholes like you!" " Tell me you're going to get a manual!" " I will ge-get a manual." "Fucking idiot!" "Oh!" "Aah!" "Oh, Gooood!" "I'm sorry about that, Pete." "But tailgating is one thing I cannot tolerate." "Yeah, I can see that." "Wait a minute!" " Thanks, Mr. Eddy." " No, thank you." "I'm bringing the Caddy by tomorrow." "You like pornos?" " Pornos?" " Give you a boner?" "Uh, No, No thanks." "No." "Suit yourself, champ." " Well, Uh, I-I'll see you then." " You will." "Damn!" "Lou, you recognize that guy?" "Yeah..." "Laurent." " What do you want?" " Want to go for a drive?" "I don't know." "Get in, Baby!" "Come here!" " Why don't you like me?" " I do like you." "How much?" "Oh, Pete!" "Sheila!" "Sheila!" "What'd you change it for?" "I like that." "Well, I don't." "I like that!" "I'm leaving the Caddy like I told you." " You'll get a chance to see her today?" " Sure." "Uh, you want to pick it up later on ... or in the morning?" "Well, if you think you can finish it, I'll be back later today." " It'll be done." " You're my man, Pete." "Don't let that thing upset you." "Holy smokes!" "Hey!" "I'm Alice Wakefield." "Pete Dayton." " I was here earlier." " Yeah, I remember." "How'd you like to take me to dinner?" "I don't know." "OK." "Why don't I take you to dinner?" "Look, I don't think this is a very good idea." "Do you have a phone?" "Yeah." "It's right..." "It's right there." "I have to call myself another taxi." "Hello?" "Van Nuys?" "Can I have the number for Vanguard Cab?" "Hello." "Yes, I need a Taxi." "Arnie's garage, the corner of fifth..." "Hello." "Yeah, we're not going to need that cab." "Thanks." "Maybe we should just skip dinner." "Take my clothes off!" "Fucker gets more pussy than a toilet seat." " I want more." " Me, too." " Can I call you?" " Call me at home." "I'll give you the number." "OK, Baby." "Hey!" "Up here." "Come on up, Baby." "I already got the room." "I'll get it." "Hello?" "Meow, meow." "It's me." "Hey, Baby." "I can't see you tonight." "OK." "I have to go somewhere with Mr. Eddy." "Sure." "I think he suspects something." "We have to be careful." "I miss you." "Pete?" "Me, too." "I'll call you again." "What a fucking job." "His or ours, Lou?" "Ours, Hank." " Hey." " Sit down a minute!" " What's up?" " Sit down!" "You don't look so good." "No, I just... just have a headache." "What's going on?" "The police called us." "What'd they want?" "They want to know if we had a chance to find out what happened to you the other night." "And they want to know if you remembered anything." "But I don't remember anything." "What'd you tell them?" "We're not going to say anything about that night to the police." "We saw you that night, Pete." "You came home with your friend Sheila." "Sheila?" "Yeah." "There was a man with you." "What is this?" "I mean, why didn't you tell me anything?" "Who's the man?" "I've never seen him before in my life." "What happened to me?" "Please, please, Dad, Tell me!" "Hey, Pete!" "Hey!" "Hey!" "Hey!" "Mr. Eddy." "Hey, Pete!" " How you doing?" " I'm OK." "I'm sure you noticed that girl who was with me the other day." "Good looking Blonde." "She stayed in the car." "Her name is Alice." "I swear, I love that girl to death." "If I ever found out somebody was making out with her..." "I'd take this and I'd shove it so far up his ass, it would come out his mouth." " And then you know what I'd do?" " What?" "I'd blow his fucking brains out." "Hey." "You're looking good." "What you been up to?" "I'll get it." "Hello?" "Meet me at the Starlight Hotel on Sycamore in 20 minutes." "He'll kill us." "Are you positive that he knows?" "I'm not positive, but he knows." "So..." "What are we supposed to do?" "I don't know." "If we could just get some money, we could go away together." "I know a guy." "He pays girls to party with him." "He's always got a lot of cash." "He'd be easy to rob." "Then we'd have the money." "We could go away." "We could be together." "Have you partied with him?" "Did you like it?" "No." "It was part of the deal." "What deal?" " He works for Mr. Eddy." " Yeah?" " And what's he do?" " He makes films for Mr. Eddy." " Pornos?" " Yeah." "How did you get in with these fucking people, Alice?" " Pete..." " No." "Pete." "I want to know how it happened." "It was a long time ago." "I met this guy at a place called Moke's." "We became friends." "He told me about a job." "In pornos?" "No." "Just a job." "I didn't know what." "He made an appointment for me to see a man." "I went to this place." "They made me wait there forever." "There was a guy guarding the door." "In another room, there was this other guy lifting weights." "I started getting nervous." "When it got dark they brought me into this other room." "Why didn't you just leave?" "You liked it, huh?" "If you want me to go away, I'll go away." "I don't want you to go away." "I don't want you to go away." "I love you, Alice." " Should I call Andy?" " Andy?" "That's his name, Andy." "Our ticket out of here." "Yeah." "Call him." "I'll set it up for tomorrow night." "You meet me at his place at 11:00." "Don't drive, take the bus." "Make sure no one follows you." "His address is easy to remember." "It's 2224 Deep Dell Place." "It's a white Stucco job on the south side of the street." "I'll be upstairs with Andy." "The back door will be open." "Go through the kitchen into the living room." "There's a bar there." "At 11:15, I'll send Andy down to fix me a drink." "And when he does, you crack him on the head, OK?" "OK." " You're fucking somebody else, aren't you?" " Sheila!" "You fuck me whenever you want." "Sheila!" "Sheila, stop it!" " You don't call." "Who is she?" " Stop it!" " What's the bitch's name?" " I'm sorry." " Oh, you're sorry?" " Go home!" " You're sorry?" " Sheila, stop it!" "You're sorry, you piece of shit!" " You're sorry?" " Go home!" " Fuck you!" ".." "Fuck you!" " Sheila, stop, Sheila!" " Fuck you!" ".." "Fuck you!" " Fuck you!" ".." "Fuck you!" " Sheila..." "Sheila." "Sheila!" "Let's both go in and talk about this quietly." "Sheila, come on." " You are different." " Sheila!" "Tell him!" ".." "Tell him!" "Sheila, don't." "Don't." "I don't care anymore anyway." "I'm sorry, Mr. Dayton." "I won't bother you, or any member of your family ever again." "Pete?" "There's a man on the phone." "He's called a couple of times tonight." "Who is it?" "He won't give his name." "Hello?" "Hey, Pete, how you doing?" " Who is this?" " You know who it is." "Mr. Eddy?" "Yeah." "How you doing, Pete?" " OK." " You're doing OK?" "That's good, Pete." " Look, it's late Mr. Eddy, I..." " I'm really glad to know you're doing OK." " You're sure you're OK?" " Yeah." "I'm really glad to know you're doing good, Pete." "Hey!" "I want you to talk to a friend of mine." "We've met before, haven't we?" "I don't think so." "Where is it you think we've met?" "At your house." "Don't you remember?" "No." "No, I don't." "In the East, the far East when a person is sentenced to death, they're sent to a place they can't escape." "Never knowing when an executioner may step up and fire a bullet into their head." "What's going on?" "It's been a pleasure talking to you." "Pete, I just wanted to jump on and tell you that I'm really glad you're doing OK." "You got him." "Alice!" "Wow!" "We killed him." "You killed him." "Alice?" "Alice?" "What do we do?" "What do we do?" "We have to get the stuff." "We have to get out of here." "Ah, fuck!" "Is that you?" "Are both of them you?" "That's me." "Honey, are you all right?" "Where's the bathroom?" "It's upstairs, down the hall." "Did you want to talk to me?" "Did you want to ask me, why?" "What's the matter?" "Don't you trust me, Pete?" "Stick this in your pants." "I know a fence." "He'll give us money, get us passports in exchange for all this shit and Andy's car..." "And then we can go anywhere." "Come on, Baby!" "Pete, you drive!" "Where the fuck are we going, Alice?" "Where the fuck are we going?" "We have to go to the desert, Baby." "The fence I told you about..." "He's at his cabin." "Come on!" "We'll have to wait." "Why me, Alice?" "Why choose me?" "You still want me, don't you, Pete?" "More than ever." "I want you." "I want you." "I want you." "I want you." "You'll never have me." "Here I am." " Where's Alice?" " Alice who?" "Her name is Renee." "If she told you her name is Alice, she's lying." "And your name?" "What the fuck is your name?" "!" "Renee?" "You're coming with me." "What do you guys want?" "Now you can hand it back!" "You and me, Mister..." "We can really outugly them sumbitches..." "Can't we?" "Ed..." "Take a look at this!" "Yeah." "That's her all right." "That's Fred Madison's wife with Dick Laurent." "And Mr. Dent-Head over there." "We got Pete Dayton's prints all over this place." "You know what I think, Ed?" "What is it, Al?" "What do you think?" "I think there's no such thing as a bad coincidence." "Dick Laurent is dead."

"After an accident caused my blindness..." "It was like the end of my life." "But Mom used to try to make me feel better... by saying 'Now you're a sleeping beauty in a forest. '" "The right man, your Prince" "Will awaken you." "And it's true, he's here for me!" "Dong-gun?" "What is this painting of?" "One of the greatest paintings ever!" "It's The Seascape in Hawaii' by A. De Saint-Exupery." "With the crystal clear sky and" "Pretty clouds above the horizon..." "And the lush green grass" "And exotic tropical trees..." "I have just one word for that, 'dream place'..." "Dong-gun is my eyes." "Through his eyes, I see the sky and the sea... and undisturbed grassland..." "With him being with me, I can be anywhere." " Hae-joo" " When I need him" "He's there for me out of nowhere." "He's everything I got." "You know why?" "He's literally a guiding light in my world." "And he completes me." "There's no reason to lament for being blind." "You know what the beauty of being blind is?" "In my world, the others are blind..." "That's why I'm far from being miserable." "The Beast and the Beauty" "Watch out, a horrible space beast is in front of you!" "Hae-joo, come on." "It's raining pretty bad, huh?" "Hae-joo, wait!" "Your shoelaces are untied!" "Hello!" "Okay, it's done!" "Hae-joo, what's going on?" "Don't tell me the beast implanted a memory chip..." "Dong-gun!" "I got an eye donor." "You know what that means!" "I'll be able to see the world with my eyes!" "Hey, Dong-gun!" "Dong-gun!" "You screwed it up, focus!" "I'm awfully sorry." " Do it right, man!" " Okay, let's do it again!" "Help me, Space Beast!" "Good job, let's have a lunch break." "Thanks a lot." "Enjoy your lunch." "You're the greatest beast dubbing artist ever!" "I can see the beast in you!" "I'm one of your biggest fans." "What's wrong with you?" "It's about my girl friend, who'll recover her sight." "I don't believe you got one, in the first place." "Go to Sungbook-dong, driver." "It won't start, huh?" "What a fateful moment!" "That's how it started?" "Somehow it appears so." " Go to Itaewon, please." " Okay, lady." "Sungbook-dong, please." "No problem, Miss." " You work until late, huh?" " Yes." "Where to, Miss?" "Let me guess, to Itaewon, right?" "If you keep getting paid so low..." "Obviously you're not a cab driver." "Damn, that's embarrassing!" "I'll return it, a sure thing." "No, it was my fault and let me treat you, please." "You returned my mobile phone and treated me dinner!" "Thank you very much!" "It was my pleasure..." "I was happy to be with you." "I'm glad you enjoyed it." "Hey, wait a moment!" "I can't remember the last time when I was this happy." "What a beautiful neighborhood!" "Your shoelaces are untied so dangerous." "I should've owned up earlier, I am sorry about that..." "Here you go." "Wait." "Hae-joo, I'm so sorry about that." "I didn't mean to make you uncomfortable." "Just let me have a chance to explain what I look like." "What can I say?" "Why of all men Jun-ha was the one?" "TAK Jun-ha." "Who is he?" "I've got one word for this guy, 'perfect'" "Every single girl was crazy about him." "Oh, shit!" "I've never seen such a handsome, hot and great guy." "When I was lost, thinking about what guy I should be for her..." "Jun-ha is the guy for her." "He just deserves my angel way more than I." "So she thinks you look like Jun-ha?" "What?" "Hae-joo!" "For her, I am the prince, her eyes and everything... under the one condition that she's blind!" "Never do I enjoy her being blind, but..." "How bittersweet!" "I'm telling you, she'll be disappointed to see... this world that's not always beautiful." "How should I take care of it?" "What am I gonna do?" "She'll even see my gross and hideous face!" "Oh, man, what should I do?" "Hae-joo, open your eyes slowly." "Mom, it's you?" "You're older than I thought!" "And Dong-gun, he isn't here yet?" "Who is Dong-gun?" "The guy who gives her a ride to work and back home every day." "How come I haven't even seen him once?" "No one did!" "Anyway he'll be here, so we'll see him." "I'm sure he's a hot and handsome stud." "So handsome that people think he's had plastic surgery!" "Dong-gun?" "Dong-gun!" "Dong-gun!" "Who are you?" "Hello, I am, Jung-suk, a friend of Dong-gun." "He is on an urgent business trip, so I am here for him." "You all look like scared stiff, sorry." "Who did you say you are?" "Congratulations!" "Who are you?" "Dong-gun, I can see everything!" "Don't tell me you didn't know whom I want to see now!" "When will be here?" "Too noisy, Hello?" "Die, you stupid monster beast!" "Wait!" "Cut!" "Cut!" "I said cut, dumb ass!" " You're nuts?" " I am really sorry." "I can't take your shit any more." "Let's have a break." " Let me give it one more try!" " No way!" " Let's have a break." " Oh, please." "You must be better than that!" "I'm really sorry." "Dong-gun, what's the matter with you?" "Something wrong with Hae-joo?" "Jung-suk, just be honest, do I look that terrible?" "Do my looks scare you off?" " You look handsome to me." " Are you sure?" "Then how come everybody reacted as if I was a monster?" "What did Hae-joo say when she saw you in person?" "She didn't recognize it was me." "You didn't tell her?" "I was so petrified that I pretended not to be me." "Why not?" "I made up a lie about my looks, being stunning..." "Is that why you didn't tell her the truth?" "Come on, this is good timing." "Being blind, she had no idea what it means to be handsome!" "She is so innocent in that subject." "Just let her get used to your looks and believe you're handsome..." "You have no time for crying out of self-pity, you ass!" "Just call her." " Does it work?" " Sure." "Move your ass and make her your girl!" "You lose this crucial moment, you'll lose her forever!" "In case any hot son of a bitch makes his move on her... this game is over for you, period!" "Okay, you can join the others for lunch." "Call her." "His plan does work?" "Probably it will." "Could be possible." "Dong-gun, how come didn't call me, nor answer your phone?" "It's torturing me, not seeing you now!" "So you're okay?" "You can see everything?" "Sure I can, when the hell will you be here?" "Tell me when!" "Well... soon." "Did you like my present flowers?" "Aren't they like you imagined?" "Sorry I just sent Jung-suk for me." "But he does look nice and handsome, huh?" "No kidding!" "He was horrible!" "All my family were frightened to death!" "Dong-gun, Hello?" "Plastic surgery for all these?" "Trust me, that's a death wish." "Let me see." "You look okay, why bother to change your looks?" "My advice, just get rid of the scar." " Will it make me look better?" " Much better!" "You'll be proud of how you look!" "How long will it take to get rid of the mark?" "No ER case for this?" "I see, then..." "Including the surgery and recovery..." " Two weeks?" " Two weeks?" "Dong-gun, you didn't get any of my calls?" "Call me back as soon as you get this message." "It's Hae-joo!" "You crossed the damn line!" "I'll kill you!" "Answer the phone before I lose it!" "You know what you got to do, right?" "Here, honey!" "Honey!" "Here." "1, 2, 3... 70, 71, 72, 73, 74, 75 steps and turn left..." "The 12th floor and the 15th door." "The toilet is broken again!" "It sucks!" "Hey, you must be Jung-suk!" "You got any idea where Dong-gun is?" "I mean Dong-gun, your friend!" "Well..." "let me think." "Where could he be?" "Maybe, probably..." " He's in Hawaii." " Hawaii?" "Why?" "As I told you before..." "He's on a business trip, as a dubbing artist for a beast." "I don't get it." "He didn't say a word to me..." "Hae-joo, don't cry." "He'll be back soon, trust me." "He didn't see it coming, it was hustle and bustle." "I can tell it was too hectic to call you." "How else would I have his mobile phone!" "Hello, that's right." "Dong-gun is in Hawaii!" "Hawaii?" "Hae-joo!" "He'll be here soon." "He said he's going to give you a great birthday gift." "That's his plan!" "Good bye." "Hae-joo, Dong-gun sent you a postcard!" " It's from Hawaii?" " Really?" " Let me..." " No, this one!" "Okay, I will!" "Hae-joo, how much I want to be with you now!" "What a twist of fate is it that..." "I'm this far away from you now." "Even on a positive note... that Hawaii is so beautiful..." "I am not as happy as the others here 'cause... you're not here." "Be patient, sweetheart, I'll give you the greatest gift for your birthday" "But I think it's fair for you to do something for me." "I want you to write me postcards, too." "You don't know how much I want to hear you." "But I'll send you postcards instead of calling you... until you learn to write." "It'll take 2 weeks for you to learn to write." "I'll be there by the time you've done your homework!" "Hae-joo!" "You can see, can't you?" "You see me, too?" "Oh my god!" "It's unbelievable!" "Hey, guys!" "Hae-joo, please!" "Swing'!" "I can read!" "I did homework!" "Come back, Dong-gun!" "Dong-gun!" "Dong-gun!" "You're a lazy boy!" "I missed you so much!" "Who the hell are you?" "You know her?" "Mr. TAK, hurry, we're losing them!" "Sons of bitches!" "You just stop right now, you assholes!" "Don't be so mean!" "You bastards!" "Look what the dirty pigs did!" "It hurts." "Get in there you scum!" "Move your asses!" "Hey, Miss, where are you going?" "Well..." "I have no idea how to get home!" "Get in, I'll give you a ride." "What?" "Something on my face?" "No." "What do the Chinese characters mean?" "The 3rd dragon" "It's like the 'ABC' of the alphabet!" "Don't be so harsh, I didn't learn Chinese yet!" "Whatever." "Mister, someone must have scribbled on your arm." "Shall I erase it for you?" "It means I'm the number 3 of the Dragon Gang!" "Mr. 1st Dragon, Mr. 2nd Dragon, I'm the 3rd and..." "Shut the hell up, you bastard!" "How the hell you laugh!" "Wait." "Use this handkerchief or it'll get infected!" " Goodbye, Dragons!" " Good night, angel!" " Thank you for the ride." " My pleasure." "Are you okay?" "You must've been frightened!" "I'm okay, it's not the first time I got in the wrong car..." "I see." "Wait!" "Let me see..." "Your shoelaces are untied!" "So dangerous!" "Why are you looking at me?" "I see." "I look like your dead boyfriend, don't I?" "He's not dead!" "Get your hands off me!" "Just wait." "Let me finish this up." "Sorry, I didn't mean it!" "It just happened!" "Hello, everybody." "Good night!" "I went in the wrong direction." "Tell me, is that Dong-gun?" " No!" " That's gotta be Dong-gun!" "Invite him in!" "We want to say hello to him!" "How funny it is to make such a ridiculous mistake!" "I saw a man who looks like the way I imagined you are!" "To begin with, I was stupid to think you are in Seoul!" "Well, I take the stupid part back." "Let me see." "What?" "It worked out great." "The surgery came out great!" "Oh, great!" " Let me look at myself in the mirror." " No, not yet." "Don't take away this bandage until I tell you to." " The hideous thing goes forever?" " No, it was never here!" "Thank you, doctor, I feel reborn." "Miss JANG Hae-joo, come with me." "What?" "Go where?" "I did nothing wrong." "This is where you wanted to go?" "What, you want to go to police station?" "You're blocking the screen!" "You're the last person I want to be with now!" " Son of a bitch..." " Bastard!" "Excuse me." "I'm outta here." "You can eat mine, too." "Be a good girl." "It's a bad habit not to finish your meal!" "Okay, I'll eat this, you're taking me home!" "Sure, just finish this first." "How nice to have this meal!" "Do you like it?" "Let me ask you something." "Your dead boyfriend..." "How long had you been with him?" "It's not funny any more!" "He's very much alive!" "He'll be back from Hawaii soon!" "How about this?" "I'll be your temporary boyfriend!" "What?" "It's not bad, is it?" "Mr. Prosecutor, please do your real job!" "You didn't read the newspaper?" "I nailed the Dragon Gang!" "You watched it all!" " Stupid jerk." " Dirty pig." "Oh, Hae-joo, What's your favorite?" "Just go home!" "Wait!" "I'm Do-shik, number 17 of the Dragon Gang!" "And you?" " What?" " Tell me who you work for." "I work for Toonibus Station!" "Tune-a-bus Station'?" "Never heard of it." "Tune-a-bus'... then you deal with vehicles?" "What's your role in the syndicate?" "I'm here to get revenge on TAK Jun-ha, and you're, too?" "TAK, that son of a bitch, is a dirty and sneaky dog." "And fucking mannerless to my boss!" "This is what I'm gonna do, 'knock him off, 'delete' him!" "I'm psyched up just thinking about it." "Hey, this is it!" "Let's do it." "You!" "You... are my sunshine my only sunshine..." "You called me?" " Nah, man." " Are you messing with me?" "We've met before, right?" "Aren't you KOO Dong-gun?" "!" "Long time no see!" "How have you been?" "I think I should be okay." "Oh, goddess of fate, you are so cruel..." "Of all the men..." "You sent Jun-ha to..." "Hae-joo!" "I feel so sympathetic for you." "We've got the same enemy." "Let's 'delete' him clean." "For my family, and for your 'would-be' family!" "As a team, we can do this easy and clean." " Don't leave me behind." " Taxi!" "Hey, Tune-a-bus!" "What a timid boy!" "Hae-joo, how have you been?" "In Hawaii, a prosecutor is the worst choice for a boyfriend," "Cause in Hawaii, people are so nice and kind that... there is no work for prosecutors." "Only the 'dumb and dumber' apply for prosecutor jobs." "The worst part is that they break the law by themselves!" "Give it back to me." " I said, give it back to me!" " No, sir." "You damned stubborn pig!" "I'll make you regret that!" "Help!" "He's killing me." "Hae-joo, where are you going?" "How lucky I should see you here!" "Get in!" "I'll give you a special ride in a more than special car." "Get in, Hae-joo!" "Hey, Mr. Prosecutor!" "Look what you're doing, like a brainless thug!" "I see why prosecutors have such a bad rep in Hawaii." "It's so obvious!" "What?" "Hawaiian thug?" "Hae-joo, let's make the best use of this damn patrol car." "With a siren on top, we'll get there fast and safe!" "Stay away from me, or I'll call the police." "I work for the police!" "Help!" "He's killing me!" "Dong-gun... hurry!" "Okay, let me see." "What?" "Don't panic!" "This is just a small side effect of the anesthesia." "Let me take a mirror!" "Oh, God!" "Just one week is enough to get your brows back!" "Are you sure?" "Hae-joo, I am sorry to say this..." "It's unexpected, but I've got to work one more week here..." "What?" "Dong-gun, don't be sorry." "I know you're stuck with work." "But I miss you so much." "It's weird that I can feel you only with my eyes closed..." "The moment," "I open my eyes, you're not with me any more!" "What an irony of fate!" "My heart has never hurt like this before." "I feel like my best friend has gone the moment my eyes are opened." "I don't even have a photo to remember you by!" "If I do, I could see and feel you in the photo." "Oh, God, can't you give me anything to feel him by?" "Excuse me." "Where do you have the painting of Hawaii?" "Sorry, but we don't have any." "Hae-joo, you don't have an umbrella, do you?" "Hae-joo..." "I cant' bear to see the shit going on there!" "They are becoming horny." "Your game is almost over." "Can you believe this jerk has almost won her heart?" "You need this?" " Damn, that thing's scary!" " You don't like it?" "How about this?" "You need a much bigger one?" "Look at the jerk and your girl!" "They're going away!" "My handkerchief?" "I had a grueling fight with that jerk to get it back." "The pig made frantic attempts not to let it go." "I gave this to him!" "Why did you take it back?" "Not to the worst tempered shit head of a criminal ever!" "You still don't get it yet?" "It's me that you should sympathize with!" "I was hurt trying to get the criminals!" "It hurts so much." "Hey, easy!" "Ouch..." "Thank you for the ride." "I've been dry and safe." "You have no idea how happy I am to do this!" " And I'll be there for you tomorrow." " No, thank you." "You'd better stop this." "Hae-joo, you don't have the slightest idea why I do this?" "It's tougher than nailing criminals." "You don't like my weapons so..." "I worked hard to get you this." " What the hell is this again?" " Accidental death!" "Don't you know how to 'think'?" "If a prosecutor is run over by this, it's called an accident, right?" "What a brainless crap!" "Just stay away, I am in trouble already!" "You really want to kill someone?" "You're nuts!" "Oh my, they're doing it!" "Look, they are kissing!" "Their tongues are moving!" "Now where's your 'be moral' attitude?" "You said it's brainless crap!" "Calm down?" "What's it with you!" "You should kill TAK, not me!" "What?" "Hae-joo!" "Sorry about this!" "No need to be." "You were so miserable, that's why." "But at least we learned something." "The 'speeding cart murder op' is too dangerous." "Cut the revenge crap!" "What are you talking about?" "You sit and watch your girl fall for him?" "You know what?" "Honesty is the best policy." "When I get rid of the bandage, I'll tell her everything." "What a sappy, goofy idea!" "Don't tell me you have any chance against him!" "Finish him off!" "Delete him ever, there's no other way!" "Delete what?" "Is he a file or something?" "Please cut the stupid crap!" "Screw your 'knock off 'delete', whatever!" "You have no brains or guts to confront him!" "Anyway I'll be promoted to the 2nd Dragon!" "I could guess." "Hey, Jun-ha!" " So happy to see you again!" " So am I." "Last time I was too busy to have a long talk." "Today, let's go get some drinks or something, buddy." "But I have an appointment..." "No, not drinks, we should have dinner first!" "Hey, Jun-ha, hi again!" "What's up?" " Hi, Dong-gun." " How are you doing?" "There's a good restaurant." "Let's have lunch, dinner, whatever!" " I'm not hungry at all!" " Yes, you are!" "Jun-ha, wait!" "Jun-ha, again, hi!" "I couldn't wait to see you." " You must be hungry." " No, not at all." "Please come with me, I got something to tell you." "Hey, one more bottle of this please." "Down as much as you can, but we're going Dutch!" "Let's drink until one of us falls." "Can I borrow that bottle?" "Oh, water!" "No!" "Not a chance!" "You don't get me this time forget it!" "No!" "NO!" "This leech nearly got me again!" "Hey, give me some water!" "Hae-joo!" "Hae-joo!" "She's playing the piano with her eyes closed?" "* I can see you but like in the mist." "* You are so close and far from reach." "* The moment I touch you, you move back." "* Oh, you feel like a rainbow." "* How else can I..." "Hey, our enemy is playing disgusting romantic crap!" "He sings in a 'cool guy' seducing way!" "I bet, they'll do it tonight, period!" "* I can see you, but like in a mist." "* You are so close and far from reach" "* The moment I touch you, you move back." "* Oh, you feel like a rainbow." "* I wish I could be next to you, some day..." "You need this" "Hit and run." "You got it?" "I'll let the power down." "* Please give me strength * to find the way to be with you." "* But you're already in my heart..." "The power company screws up my song!" "Hae-joo!" "How stupid I was to do the ass's 'hit and run' crap!" "Dong-gun?" "Dong-gun?" "Hunt for any of the Dragon rats." "Give me a call." "I'll be waiting." "Hae-joo, you'll be all right." "Get some sleep." "Jun-ha..." "You're a great guy." "Totally different from the prosecutors in Hawaii!" "How embarrassing!" "Dong-gun, where are you?" "Who are you?" "Hae-joo, I am Dong-gun." "You can't be Dong-gun!" "I want you to understand why I had to run away" "Sorry, Hae-joo." " 'Dong-gun!" "' - 'Huh?" "'" "It's not your looks but your soul that I am in love with." "Hae-joo, your true love freed me from a long spell and curse." "Dong-gun, you look so cool!" "I love you." "Eat this, love is patient but your stomach is not." "You don't know when to quit!" "Don't get mad at me!" "I can't believe this!" "It's just one of the few cases, a nasty bit of tough luck!" "I hope this will help to relieve your feelings!" "NO!" "Are you a quack or something?" "I looked just monstrous before, now I'm whacky psycho!" "NO!" "You need more brown?" "Dear Hae-joo..." "What should be the 3rd excuse?" "Look!" "Thank you, Jun-ha." "Is your boyfriend still alive?" "Not dead yet?" "What is he like?" " He's a space beast." " Pardon?" "No kidding!" "Then you went out with a beast?" "My self-pride hurts, I'm a loser against a beast?" "Don't take it wrong." "You're a great guy." "It's his nickname, I like the growling beast sounds he makes." "That's all?" "Then let me beat him." "If I make a better beast sound, I win your heart, right?" "Trust me, this is my game." "Sorry, that's a dog bark." "I'm laughing so hard it's making me cry." "I can feel the unavoidable chemistry they share!" "Dong-gun, what should you do?" "Hello." " Wait a moment, Hae-joo." " For me?" "Hello." "Dong-gun!" "Where are you now?" "I was taken to an ER." "Some mad jerk threw a bottle and I was hurt!" "I don't know what shit was in his head, damn!" "You're still in Hawaii?" "Come to see me!" "So sorry but I can't come back to you," "I changed my mind!" "Hot chicks on the beach are going nuts for me!" "No man would leave so many chicks behind for just one so-so girl." "You think I'm a jackass!" "I'm not just saying this is exciting but..." "I'm seriously thinking of marrying one of the babes here." "I'm sick of the 'soul mate' love shit, so you find someone else." "If you need my advice, a public prosecutor is an option." "What about a honeymoon in Hawaii!" "Good bye." "Hello!" "What?" "I'm going to Hawaii!" "Hae-joo!" "Mom, don't worry, it won't take long." "Hae-joo!" "This jerk's got me infuriated!" "Jun-ha!" "You're here to grab me for lunch, dinner whatever!" " How have you been?" " Good." "How is it going with the girl?" "With Hae-joo?" "I don't know..." "but it's tough." "She doesn't know how much I feel for her." "You must be way deep in love with her!" "You know what drives me crazy?" "I don't think I can compete against her boyfriend." "She's as firm as a rock." "I bet you deserve her better." "Just keep caring for her, and she'll turn to you." "You're such a great guy!" "And you two are meant for each other." "You feel so weird!" "I'm honored to treat a messenger of love!" "What do you like to eat?" "How about Chinese noodles?" "How about a rain check for that?" "Why don't you see her now!" " I'm in a hurry." " Where are you going?" "Hawaii?" "You just came back from there!" "Tell me, why Hawaii again?" "Jung-suk, there's a visitor for you in the lobby." "You're here for me?" "I'm Jung-suk." "You're..." "Jung-suk?" "Sure..." "I am." "Dong-gun, well..." "where could he be?" "He's probably in Hawaii!" "I'm Jung-suk, Dong-gun's friend." "He is on an urgent business trip, so I am here for him." "What?" "Hey, Miss, your passport, please." "Sorry, but I don't have one, but I should go in there!" "It's an emergency." "Sorry, but you're not allowed in without a passport." "I said an emergency." "Are you deaf or something?" "Come this way, we need to investigate this." "I've been waiting this long!" "Come this way, come on!" "Amazonian strength out of this small girl!" " You're such a blockhead!" " This way!" "Dong-gun!" "Miss, stop there." "Dong-gun!" "I'm begging you, 5 minutes is all I need!" "Just give me 5 minutes." "What the hell!" "Whatever story you got, better not make a fuss." "Hey, Miss!" "Can I go to the restroom for a minute?" "I swear, the man on the photo is me!" " Do I look so different?" " Totally different!" "What a scum!" "Don't think this cheap forged passport would work!" "I swear, I am a good citizen!" "Look at me, I admit I altered the photo a bit." "And ID number, KOO Dong-gun!" "I'm being wrongfully accused!" "Hae-joo, what are you doing here?" " What's this mess about?" " You wanna get beaten?" "Hey, you son of a bitch!" "Don't tell me you don't know how much I miss you!" "Why are you doing this shit!" "You're not here for fun!" "Sorry but I don't get it, Hae-joo." "I am Jung-suk." " KOO Dong-gun!" " Yes, sir!" " Here fingerprint!" " Right." "Hae-joo, why are you being held at the airport?" "Hey, Dong-gun!" "What's up?" "Waiting for your plane?" "You're going on a trip, right?" "You and I never stop meeting by accident!" "Hae-joo, this is Dong-gun, my high school friend." "I met him 2 weeks ago, the first time since high school." "Say hello." "This is Dong-gun." "This is Hae-joo, she's pretty, right?" "Say hello." "Nice to meet you, Hae-joo." "Jun-ha is a really great guy." "He can make you happy." " What?" " Dong-gun!" "So you're running away, chicken!" "You're okay not seeing me forever?" "You dirty coward!" "So you didn't want to see me?" "Stupid son of a bitch!" "You worthless shit!" "You're not the Dong-gun I've been in love with." "He is a man of his word, and will be with me... as he promised..." "A chicken like you, is not my boy friend!" "You've met before?" "Let me go!" "You're not brave enough to look at me?" "Don't pretend to be Dong-gun, he's not such a loser!" "Even if Dong-gun felt for some other girl..." "He wouldn't sneak away like you do." "Just get away!" "I won't see you again." "Hae-joo!" "Hae-joo..." "Happy birthday to you." "Wait, Hae-joo!" "Jun-ha, 'mother-four-Q'!" "What a jerk!" "Take it easy." "Good night." "Wait!" "TAK Jun-ha, you filthy pig." "You dirty dog!" "Who's this sucker!" "Go to hell!" "Where is he?" "Dear Hae-joo..." "What are you doing?" "The mail carrier just came right?" " What's that?" " What's what?" " You're hiding something." " Hiding what?" "I'm a man of law and order, a prosecutor." "See, I am clean." "It's not funny, give me what you're hiding." "In this hand?" "It's clean." "Credit the beauty of trusting someone!" "Okay, I don't mind, whatever." "Here, the electricity bill is so big!" "Join the energy saving movement!" "Hae-joo, give me the pleasure of driving you," "I had my car washed for you." "Dong-gun, I love you!" "They're the first words I learned." "Damn!" "All this just sucks." "I can't stand it!" "Sir, calm down." "What makes you so happy?" "Hae-joo, the beauty Dong-gun, the ugliest beast ever" "Hae-joo!" "You're okay with everything?" "Such as?" "Your shoe laces won't get loose?" "JANG Hae-joo" "Dong-gun, I love you." "They're the first words I learned." "I saw a man who looks like..." "I love you..." "When are you coming?" "Something to feel you by..." "I miss you so much" "Sorry about Hae-joo, but I can't do this any more." "Jun-ha, son of a bitch!" " Let me go!" " You're not allowed!" "Let him in!" "Hands off!" "Is this what you wrote?" "Did you mean it?" "Long time no see." "Just explain to me, what's going on with Hae-joo?" "It's true and correct, she's losing her eyesight." "What's worse, another transplant is not possible." "So, you broke up with her 'cause she's going blind?" "You two-faced sneaky pig!" "If Hae-joo's going blind again, she needs you more than ever!" "To be up front, I don't think I can do that." "I've got to think about my career..." "So if Hae-joo goes blind..." "She'd be too much a burden for me to carry." "You son of a bitch!" "You don't deserve a bit of her love!" " Hae-joo, good job." " Thanks a lot." "See you tomorrow." "Hae-joo..." "Hae-joo, you don't see me?" "What a monstrous twist of fate!" "I'm so sorry." "I'm the one to blame for this!" "I'm so sorry!" "Please accept my apology!" "I am awfully sorry, Hae-joo." "Who are you?" "I'm KOO Dong-gun." "You don't remember my voice?" "What are you talking about?" "I don't know you!" "Just get off the stage." "Oh, Hae-joo." "You should've begged more, idiot!" "Oh my God, my eyes hurt like hell!" " Are you alright?" " Hands off, don't do silly things." "I am Dong-gun, your boy friend, ex..." "Why are you doing this to me?" "Dong-gun dumped me and ran away to Hawaii, or wherever." "Hae-joo, I didn't dump you, but..." "I didn't mean it." "I don't even know where to start!" "The bottom line is I'm back home, to you!" "You like the space beast, right?" "It's back for you." "Oh, princess Hae-joo, forgive me just once!" "Now I see what the beast sound is like!" "I don't want to hear anymore." "The moment I can see again, you'll run away!" "That's never gonna happen." "I didn't mean to hurt you or something." "I just thought Jun-ha could make you happy." "And Dragon Gang guy ruined everything..." "I even saw a plastic surgeon to look better, but..." "When did you get this mark?" " When I was a kid..." " Did it hurt?" "You can see me?" "You idiot!" "I miss you so much!" "Why do you think I wanted eye surgery?" "I wanted to see you smile and cry and..." "In that way, I want you in my life." "I'd stop loving you if I found you weren't handsome?" "I love you whether it's a dark or bright world." "So just be with me, whether you're a beast or a prince." "Oh, Dong-gun!" "Do you like my looks anyway?" "You're the cutest beast ever!" "TAK Jun-ha!" "Mercifully I'll spare you your life." "In return for that..." "Send her back to my friend." "I know every piece of shit about you!" "He even knows about the attempted cart murder!" "Ready to join your buddies in the big house!"

"Baby, it's only two miles to the border." " What about Junior?" " We're gonna make it." " I can't, Ronnie." " Oh, God." "Kate." "Kate!" "Katie!" "Katie!" "(Engine roars)" "(Tyres screech)" "Dad?" "Junior." "(Officers yelling)" "What are they doing?" " Dad!" " (Officer) Ronnie Purnell," " you're under arrest for armed robbery." " Dad!" "Go!" "He was screaming, "Registration!" Like I was gonna pull on him." "Then he's never seen you shoot because you can't hit nothin'." "You really wanna piss a cop off?" "Start writing down everything he says." " Watch him go ballistic." " (Woman laughs)" " So you down with us this weekend?" " I said I'd think about it." " How much thinking you gotta do?" " What's happening?" " Nothing." " Did we send you an invitation?" "Kiss my ass." "You need to hang with a better class of people." "You didn't complain last night." "Matt, this gig's zero risk, all right?" "15 minutes, in and out, 25, 30 Gs." " So you don't need me." " I need you as a wheel guy, man." "Dinge and me, we're gonna handle the heavy lifting." "(Engine rumbles, brakes screech)" "Yo, dog." "Do you just sit there and model, or do you drive?" " Go!" "Go!" " (Tyres screech)" " Whoo!" " (Crowd cheering)" "Shift down, man." "What's he doing?" "(Brakes squealing)" "Yes!" "Whoo!" "Yeah!" "(Crowd cheering and whistling)" " You scared the hell out of everybody." " (Laughing)" " Been wanting to try that." " Crazy, dude!" "Wicked crazy." "Now you see why we need you as our wheel guy." " (Sirens approaching) - (Woman) It's the cops!" "Later, Matt." " You could've just called." " I did." " I never heard back from you." " So try my cellphone." "You never gave me that number." "So what's up, Dad?" " Your friends left in a hurry." " They probably wanted some sleep." "We're gonna have to do this again soon." "It could be through a partition down at county." " That's a distinct possibility." " Matt, you can do so much better than this." " I'm doing fine." " That's not the reason I came down here." "Ronnie made parole." " Grandpa?" " You barely know him." "He's no "grandpa"." " When?" " Friday." " Did you talk to him?" " No." "Neither should you." "He may try to contact you, hit you up for money." " Where's he gonna go?" " That's his problem, not ours." "And your word is law, right?" "I just don't wanna see you taken advantage of, Matt." " I can take care of myself." " (Starts engine)" "(Car horn honks)" "(Machine stops)" "(Garage door rumbling)" "You're early." "I couldn't stop thinking about you." "Did that crap really work on the bimbos you used to date?" "Like a charm." "Mm... mm..." "What's wrong?" "Nothing." "They're pushing you to do that gig." " I said, "Nothing."" " I told Asher to leave you out of this." " Or what?" "You gonna kick his ass?" " Yours too if you even think about it." " It's not like you've never broken the law." " When I was a stupid kid, maybe, doing whatever my brothers told me." "But not since I met you." " I didn't ask you to quit the chop shop." " I quit for us, Matt, so that we can have some sort of real life, instead of cops busting down the door." "It's an easy gig and it's good money." "Think about it." "We could live three, four months off it, easy." "If it was easy, everybody would be doing it." "But I know where we can get in and where we can stash the stuff." " Nobody's ever gonna know." " Why not use that head for something real?" "Computers - you used to love that stuff." " I'll figure something out." " You dropped out of school months ago and you're still just hanging around." " You could just go back." " I got no interest in school." "You quit school to piss your dad off." "So you're gonna trash your whole life to piss him off?" " At least this is exciting." " That is a lame reason." " I can't talk to you about this kind of stuff." " What you can't do is listen!" " What?" "Excuse me?" " You got a problem in that department." " You're too cute." " Can't hear you." "Yeah, whatever." " Hello?" "He in?" " Let me see." "Hi, Aaron's here to see you." "All right." "Go on back." " You never did call me for that drink." " I'm too busy catching the bad guys." " Lucky them." " (Telephone)" "Yes, Mayor Jordan." "We'll have four men with your wife at all times." "Absolutely." "You have my personal guarantee." "Thank you, sir." "Unbelievable." "Personal security for the mayor himself. (Laughs)" "You watch." "Publicity from this" " So business is good." " Couldn't be better." " How are you, son?" " Good." "How are you?" " How's Anna?" " She's at the La Jolla house for the week." " You still coming on Friday?" " If I can get the weekend off." "Work for me, you can have all the weekends you want." "So, what brings you up here?" "My father is getting out." " Really?" " He made parole." "(Sighs) Well, I guess he's served his time." "Who knows?" "Maybe he's a changed man." "I arrest thieves and murderers every day." "Not many change." "Ronnie made some terrible choices." "You know how much I loved your mother." "I mean, hell, we grew up together." "But after she met Ronnie, well..." "I know." "But I will say this..." "When I visited him in prison, he did the right thing." "Giving me to you and Anna." "Yes." "Giving you a chance at a normal life." " And giving us the child we never had." " You were lucky." "I could have been a bad seed like him." "You were always your mother's son." "You look just like her." "We were proud to raise you." "Don't think that's gonna make me come work for you." "One day you're gonna run this business." "Mark my words." "Right." "I'll see you Friday." "Anna will be thrilled." "You got your very own Bonnie and Clyde right there in the family tree." "They were messed up, giving all that money away." "A lot of people thought they were heroes, all those kids protesting Vietnam." "How many jobs they pull?" "Three." "All military payrolls." "Ronnie and Kate were legends." "One dead, one in jail." "Not much to show for being a legend." "They had something to fight for anyway." "They had... purpose." "See that look he's got right there?" "Those hard eyes." "You get that sometimes." "Well, you can see for yourself." "He's getting out." " Like out to stay?" " Tomorrow." "I'm driving north tonight to wait for him when he gets out." " Wow." " It's gonna be great, JJ." "I've been waiting for this for years." "(Man) 'All wings, guard coming out." "'All wings, guard coming out.'" "(Alarm buzzes, door opens)" "Take care of yourself out there." " Open up!" " (Alarm buzzes)" "Grandpa?" "Junior?" "No." "Matt." "Matt?" "Your grandson." "You're Junior's boy?" "Look at you." "You're all grown up." "You're a man." "I'm sorry." "I mean, I've missed so much, my mind just sometimes..." "No, no, it's OK." "Come on." "Yeah, I'm sorry." "I'm sorry." "(Engine starts up)" "(Door opens)" "Are you telling me that a grandson of mine is driving an import?" "What is this rice burner, a four-banger?" "It's six." "You kids today don't know how to handle a V8?" "We don't need it." "This one's got quarter-inch lines, Hotshot 4-2-1 headers," "Tenzo intake and an NX NOS system." "Well, my Judge would kick your ass." "A 400-cube Ram Air 4 with a quick-shift package, hood tach, man." "You're speaking a dead language, man." "Oh." "Cars have computers today, huh?" "It's a GPS, so you know where you're going." "I don't need any fancy equipment to know where I'm going." "Yeah." "I'm here to settle a score." "Katie!" "It's been a long time coming." "You along for the ride?" "I got nothin' better to do." "All right." "The first thing we gotta do is find the Judge." " Your old GTO?" "It's a relic." " You just help me find it, and maybe along the way you might learn something about real cars." " Oh, yeah?" " Yeah." "Fire this rice burner up." "(Tyres squeal)" "(Ronnie) Bacon." "You know, you think when they first send you away, that you're gonna miss sunsets or walks on the beach or something, you know?" "(Chuckles) Me?" "It was real, honest-to-God, apple-smoked bacon and driving a car." "And Kate and Junior." "Always them." "My dad hates being called Junior." "He just freaks out about everything." "It's just the way he is." "You gotta cut him some slack." "The man went through hell." "Hell, he hates me, you hate him." "It's what makes the world go round, right?" "I don't hate him." "Hate's a good thing." "It's got a place in the world." "It got me through 30 years." "I'm sure of that." " Waiting to settle the score?" " That's right." "With who?" "How's your mother Cathy?" " Stacy." " Oh, yeah." "Well, don't blame me." "I, er, missed the wedding." "And the divorce." "And, er..." "How the hell do you call them anyway - the Kurtzes?" "Granddad?" "Grandmother?" "No." "I really don't know them that well at all." "I was still in Chicago with my mom when my dad moved back here." "When I moved out, Darryl caught me going through his study." "I wasn't really looking for anything." "I was just... bored." "But I have never seen anybody get so pissed." "You know, he kicked me out and told me never to come back." "You're probably lucky you didn't find anything." " It's him, isn't it?" " Who?" " He was involved somehow, wasn't he?" " I am so stuffed." "He was at the prison." "He was there watching." " You saw him too?" " I never mistake a car." "What did he do?" "You know, I think we should get out of here." "What happened back then, Ronnie?" " You can trust me." " You know where trust gets ya?" "A shank in the heart when you least expect it." "Trust!" " You know..." " Giselle, I'm gonna steal him for a minute." " Beautiful, isn't she?" " And single." " Right." " Is that why I'm here, for another setup?" "I never set you up, Aaron." "I simply create opportunities." "You think I can't meet women on my own?" "I think if you spent more time with people and less time chasing criminals, you'd still be married." "I don't know." "I just get uncomfortable..." " Since when?" " I do." "What?" "Darryl told me." " Told you what?" " Are you going to see him?" " Of course not." " Maybe you should." "I don't have anything to say to him." "He might have something to say to you, something that might help you understand." "You know I made peace with that a long time ago." "Did you?" "Good." "I've been waiting for the right time to give this to you." " What is it?" " Home movies from when you were a child." "I had them put on tape for you." " I don't want this." " Then throw it away, if you want." "But maybe it's time." " They're your family." " You're my family." "And nothing in this world has made me happier." "But they loved you too." "It's just everything was different then, very confusing." "I don't see any confusion." "They were criminals." "She shot a guard." "A guard killed her." "Ronnie's the one who convinced her to do it." "That isn't confusing." "I have nothing to say to the man." "Ronnie wasn't the only one doing the convincing." "Kate knew better than anyone I ever met how to get her way." "People were drawn to her." "I'll admit I was even a little jealous." " She was pretty incredible." " But not innocent." "I don't think of her as innocent." "She had a son and she made her choices." "You never had any reason to be jealous." "Well, it was a long time ago." "Yeah." "I should go check on our guests." "You know, I'd rather you didn't get her talking about those times." " It was hard on all of us." " I didn't." "She..." "Come on." "Let's not keep everyone waiting." "(Horn honks)" " We've been looking for you." " You're coming tonight?" " Where?" " ComputerTrove, the gig." "We got the alarm code and everything." " Oh, Jesus." " Hey, who's in your ride?" "(Tyres squeal)" "Whose crazy ass is that?" "Phew. (Laughs)" "Yeah." "You got a lot of faith in an old man's reflexes." "Well, I trust you, Ronnie." "Oh, man." "This is Grandpa?" "Welcome back, pops." "Yeah." "Asher, Dinge, meet Ronnie Purnell." "Hey." "He's not in this, right?" "I'm not in this." "Man, this was your stroke of brilliance." " I was goofing around." " I got the code from that chick like you said." " Got some bootylicious too, right?" " I do my work thoroughly." "Come on, man." "This is just the beginning." "I need a drink." "You driving?" "Yeah." "Let's..." "We were talking here." "I don't care if you're singing the Hallelujah Chorus." " I need a drink." " Fine." "How about I give you some bus fare?" " I wouldn't go there, son." " Here's some money." "Go get a drink." "We're doing business here." "How about you back off, man?" "Whoa, whoa, whoa!" "Benders." "Benders?" "(Clears throat)" "First round's on me." "As long as I can borrow money from you guys." " What was that?" " That was entertaining." "(* Rock playing on jukebox)" " What you drinking?" " JD straight." "Make it a double." " You wanna grab us a table?" " Sure, yeah." "Yo, man." "You're creeping her out." "Get lost." "Oh, I'm sorry." " Here you go." " Can I get a double shot of Jack and..." " two double shots." " Sure, man." "Right away." "Hey." " So, how's it going?" " It's... a little weird." " But he's not a total headcase?" " No, he's cool." "He's in the back." "Go check him out." "What do you want, a beer?" "Yeah." "Thanks." "Well, you look pretty damn good for 30 years behind bars." "You look pretty damn good yourself." "Thank you." "I see where Matt gets it now." "But that's exactly what he doesn't need right now - some charming, old ex-con putting ideas in his head." "It's nice to think that a pretty lady can find me charming." "Say hi, come by for Thanksgiving but don't mess up his life." " He's too close to doing that on his own." " That's the last thing that I want." "My dad was a crook, just like you, and it destroyed my family." "So if you care about Matt, don't let that happen to him." " You guys met?" " We're just getting to know each other." " I didn't get your name though." " Jessica." "But everybody calls me JJ." "We're gonna go find Ronnie's old GTO." "Steal it back if we have to." "Hopefully that won't be necessary." "My family was destroyed too so we have something in common there." "All I wanna do is set things right again." "When something's all smashed up, it's nearly impossible to put it back together." "Yeah, nearly, but not completely impossible." "Hm?" " She could be lying." " There's no motive." " Maybe we haven't found it yet." " (Telephone)" "Purnell." "Yeah, send him back." " Who's that?" " It's my son." "Hey, Matt." "This is a surprise." "What, your guy didn't tell you I was coming?" "What guy?" "The one you had following me and Ronnie." " You saw Ronnie?" " Cut the Gestapo crap, OK?" " Leave me the hell alone." " Matt, I did not have you followed." "Like you didn't read my emails or go through my stuff when I lived with you?" " Like you didn't put alarms on the windows?" " I apologise for going overboard but you weren't giving me a choice, staying out all night..." " It's my life, my choices." " Not when you're living under..." "Just..." "Never mind." "Just come here." "You were with Ronnie and someone was following you?" " What did the guy look like?" " Like a cop." " What does that mean?" " You really didn't send the guy?" " I didn't have you followed." " Cos Kurtz was there at the prison." " He was watching when Ronnie got out." " Darryl?" "It could have been one of his guys." "Why?" "Maybe you should ask him." "Twice in less than a week." "You're just making up excuses to see me." " Every chance I get." " He's on his way in." "It's no hurry." "I'll wait in his office." "See if you can get me a piece on the phone lines." "All of them." "Aaron's in your office." "Call me when it's done." "Hope you don't mind." "Made myself at home." "Exactly what do you want this car for anyway?" "Nostalgia." "My boss will fire my ass if this gets tracked here." "Hacking into the DMV database is a felony." " So Matt can go to jail." " Only if I get caught." "Give us more than old times' sake, or this stops right now." "Before I was arrested I hid something in the car." " (JJ) You think it's still there?" " Where I put it, it's not going anywhere." "What is it?" "(Sighs)" "There's something you have to understand about the heist." "It was never about the money with Katie and me." "After her brother was cut down in 'Nam..." "she was devastated and then she got so angry." "But, you know, everybody in our generation was pissed at the government back then." "But Katie... she wasn't the marching kind." " She wanted to do something about it." " So you guys hit armoured cars." "Only the ones carrying payrolls for military bases." " A crime with a conscience." " Well, anyway, we had a purpose." " How did you know which ones to hit?" " Darryl Kurtz grew up with Kate." "Yeah, he was in the state police back then." "Kurtz gave us the routes, the operation directives and everything that was coordinated through the police." " For a cut, I'm sure." " Half." " Mm-hm." " But that job... that was supposed to be our last." "Then we were taking Junior and heading for Baja." "Kurtz sold us out." "I always knew he was an asshole." "So how come you never went to the cops, got him busted?" "Personal reasons." "So what's in the GTO?" "(JJ) Evidence." "I never trusted Kurtz." "I kept everything that tied him to the heist." "That bastard tried to destroy my family." "Well, I got enough evidence to destroy him." "All right, give me that VIN number." "JA4-LX4-IH33-UO87763." "Wow!" "Well, it was four times a day for 30 years." "All right, let's book." " You don't have to do this." " Somebody's gotta keep you out of trouble." "Hello?" "I want everything we got." "Check with LAPD too, all right?" " All of it?" " Case files, evidence boxes, everything." "Everything." "Damn it!" " (Kurtz) 'Yeah?" "'" " They pulled a switch and lost me." "So that son of a bitch really does have something." " The money?" " This evidence he's threatening me with." "Those two clowns that hang out with the kid" " I'm watchin' 'em." "Find out where Ronnie's gone to." "And do whatever you have to." " I'll call you when I get something." " 'Walling?" "'" " 'Yeah?" "'" " I was just thinking." "It might not hurt us to provide the Purnells with a little distraction." " What kind of distraction?" " The worst kind." "(JJ) 7927." "Guy's name is Randall Aldredge." " (Ronnie) I don't see the car." " Probably in the garage." " Are you sure you're all right with this?" " Yeah." "You're right." "Any guy who buys a '69 GTO is definitely gonna respond better to these than to either of you two." "(Laughs)" "Don't screw it up." " What?" "This was your idea." " No, no, not this." "Her." "30 years inside, you know what kept me going?" " Revenge." " No." "That gives you a goal, maybe." "What kept me going was Katie, the memory of her." "JJ and I, we fight a lot." " It's cos you're pigheaded like we were." " She constantly is riding me." "I mean, she wants me to go back to school, or make something better of my life, you know." "The thing is, I don't know what that is." "Yeah?" "Well, be careful." "It can be over before you know it." "Learn from my mistakes, kid." "(Door opens)" "He's gone." " He's got my car?" " That's why he's gone." "It's in a classic car show tomorrow back in San Diego." " I guess we should have called." " Yeah, like I said." "I know, OK?" "I know." "(Woman) Don't do this to yourself." "Oh, I..." "You know, I never looked at all this." " I never even wanted to." " Really?" "I would have thought you'd be curious." "I shut it out." "For a while after it all went down, there'd be these sidelong glances and whispers everywhere I went." "You were just a kid." "I didn't wanna be that kid." "So, you know, I pretended like it never happened." "And... after a while, everybody just moved on, just forgot about it." "Even you?" " Mm." "Most of the time, anyway." " And you were there, weren't you?" " At the border?" " Yeah." "Darryl, he got me out of school and he took me on a chopper out there before they arrived." "I guess he figured me being there would bring 'em to their senses." "Dad!" " Hell of a thing to make a kid watch that." " Well, he was just trying to help." "Sure didn't help you, did it?" "The ComputerTrove gig last night was like cake." " We'll be rich if we keep it up." " We did fine without Matt." "Are you crazy?" " Kneel down." " Don't blow a gasket." "You're not kneeling." "Now we're gonna talk, you and me." "And what you tell me will determine whether you walk away or join your friend." "(Dispatch) 'We've got a double homicide at Dragon Auto Body.'" "It's not Matt!" "It's not Matt." " (Gasping)" " We think he's the shooter - or your father." "Ronnie maybe, not Matt." "We found stolen merchandise from that robbery at ComputerTrove last night." " Looks like a deal went bad." " Matt is not a part of this." "We've already put out APBs on both of them." "I'm sorry but I have to ask you to leave the crime scene." "Aaron, I'll take care of it." "'Matthew Dean Purnell, age 21, 5'11", medium build, 135, blond over blue." "'Ronald Aaron Purnell, 61, about 5'10".'" "We tracked down Purnell's old GTO." "The one those kids were going after?" "Registered to Randall Aldredge, Taft." " Why does he want that old car?" " No idea." "But he's going to a lot of trouble to find it." " This is turning into a circus." " You wanted a distraction." " Head up there." "See what you can find out." " The car's here." "At the convention centre." "(Ronnie) Let's find the Judge." "(Mobile ringing)" "It's my dad again." "I don't even know how he got this number." "You know, walking around with a phone strapped on you all the time..." "I thought prison was hell." "Ah!" "Classic GTOs." "There it is." "There's the Judge." "Is this it?" "Oh, yeah." "Yeah, this is definitely it." " Beauty, isn't she?" " He." "The Judge, it's a he." "Right." "Right." "Oh, my God." "Jeez, you're him, aren't you?" "You're him, right?" "Man." "Randy." "Randy Aldredge." "I've owned the car for 14 years." " Mind if I pop the hood?" " No." "Go ahead." "(Mobile ringing)" "It's all original?" "The alternator's the same." " Yeah." " Held up pretty good." " What?" " Matt, you're in trouble." " Dad, I do not need a lecture..." " 'Just listen to me.'" "Listen to me!" "There's an APB out on your location." "You're about to be swarmed by cops." " 'Don't resist and don't say anything.'" " What?" "Two men were murdered at your girlfriend's shop." "'Your car was there.'" "My car?" "Asher and Dinge were..." "Asher and Dinge have my car." "It wasn't them?" "Yeah, it was your friends." "'They think that you and Ronnie did it." " 'Matt!" "'" " Oh, God." " We have to go right now." " What?" " No, I need to..." " No." "The cops are here looking for us." "Walk slow and mix." "The new Pontiac GTO..." " Wait, stop." "You two go." " Ronnie, no." " Get her outta here." " No." " Featuring 350 horsepower." " You two, stop!" "Here I am." "Come and get me." "You want me?" "Come on!" "Come and get me!" "Come on, man!" " This is crazy." " We gotta get outta here." " This way." " Where are we going?" " Come and get me!" " I got the perimeter." "(Ronnie) Come here, pigs!" "(Display presenter)... rolled off the assembly line... (Policeman) Please clear the area!" "...rear-wheel drive, with a 3.46 limited slip differential." "Come on." "I got an idea." "And zero to 60 in 5.3 seconds." "What the hell is going on?" "JJ, trust me." "We gotta get outta here." "...to the GTO's heritage." "Pontiac is proud to bring you the all-new 2004 Pontiac GTO." "Look out!" "(Man) Careful!" "(Honks horn)" " (Honks horn)" " Move!" "Hey!" " Hold on, J!" " Matt, what are you doing?" "(Honks horn)" "Watch out!" "(Sirens wailing)" "(Tyres screeching, horns honking)" " What are we gonna do?" " You're asking me?" "What is going on?" " Asher and Dinge were killed." " What?" " The cops think I did it." " That's crazy." "Tell them that!" "(Sirens wailing)" "Gimme your cell." "Four or five lights up at Soto, turn left." " Guys." " Detective." "OK, get me up to speed." "We apprehended one suspect." "We're in pursuit of the other." "Establish a perimeter." "I don't want anybody within 30 yards." " Yes, sir." " I got this one." "It's not enough that you destroyed my life, you're gonna destroy my son's?" "(Matt) Hold on!" "Matt, I think we lost them." "Go!" " I can help you." " You can..." "Just help me get the car." "Get the car for me." "The GTO, the Judge." "It's all there." "Yeah." "It's right there." " Will I get it back?" " Absolutely, sir." "As soon as the crime techs back at the lab are done with it." "All right." "Anything to help out Mr Purnell." "Sir, we need this vehicle immediately." "If you could..." "Thank you." "Just do it." "Trouble again, Little J?" "Yeah, I can't let life get boring." "You've heard me talk about Dino." "He taught me everything I know." "Taught you the basics, maybe." "The art?" "It's all you." "Thanks for the help." "Been wanting to see this." "Handle as good as they say?" "Better." "Cops never had a chance." "Cops, huh?" "How bad is it?" "How about we turn on the news?" "Ooh." "That is bad." " Damn it." " It's the money." "It's gotta be." "He's gonna take us right to it." "Screw the money." "I've got enough money." "What I can't risk is him burning me." " It's three and a half million dollars." " Forget it." "You find Ronnie Purnell and you kill the son of a bitch." "(Radio) '... the grandson of '70s outlaws Kate and Ronnie Purnell." "'They are being sought for questioning in the brutal shootings last night." "'Stay tuned for further updates.'" "He's setting me up like Ronnie and Kate." "Call your dad." "He can..." "He wanted me to sit there and let them arrest me." "They've got Ronnie." "If they killed Asher and Dinge, he's got no chance." " What can you do?" " I need leverage." "I need something to keep Kurtz from getting to Ronnie." "Something he's afraid of." "What are you thinking?" "Don't do something stupid." " Stay with Dino." "He'll watch out for you." " While you get shot?" "They won't catch me." "Not until I'm done with Kurtz." " This is not your fight!" " It is now." "It's my family." "Then it's my fight too." "You got some tools?" "Here." "Yeah." "Nice place you got." "You raised a good kid." "He's got a hell of a spirit." "He barely speaks to me." "Yeah, well... he'll come around." "Just make sure that you don't rein him in too close." "Don't you give me advice about kids." "What do you know about that?" " Not much." " You're damn right." "Well, except that I was one once and I was a father once." "As far as I'm concerned, you don't have any kids." " Can we...?" " I do have a son." "There are only two things that I ever really had." "A wife that I loved more than life and a boy that I would have done anything for." "I'm getting a beer." "I want hood scoops and a modified rear spoiler." " Head work?" " PNP." "A three angle valve job." "Maybe tweak the FPR." "And I gotta paint it." " You got a NOS system?" " You gonna fly this to the moon?" "I wish." "Maybe we'd be safe there." " How much longer you need?" " When I'm done, fool." "He's there all the time." "That's why his prints are all over the shop." "But he wasn't involved in that ComputerTrove burglary." "Because." "Because I know he wasn't." "He's my son." "I know my son." "Yeah, Ronnie is here with me." "Come on, Helen, you know me." "I know what I'm doing." "You can trust me." "I just need one more day." "Good night." " Here." " Thanks." "There's no answer on Matt's cell phone." "He'll lay low." "He's smart." "So it's all about money, right?" "Three and a half million dollars?" " There's no money." " Don't lie to me." "Darryl knows about it." "He's been watching you for 30 years." "Yeah, I felt that." "I was always careful." "I need to know the truth." "The night I was arrested..." "Darryl came to see me." "Right." "When you gave me away." "He told me that you'd been hurt bad..." "that you might die." "I thought I was about as low as a man could go, you know?" "When I heard that... (Coughs)... my whole world dropped out from under me." "I mean, you were all I had." "You were everything to me." "Then the bastard smiled." "He told me you were fine." "He said if I ever said one word against him, that you were gonna have a terrible accident." "And what a good cop he was and how he could make it look like that." "And then he said..." ""Sign these papers."" " He wouldn't do that." " (Laughs)" "I told him if anything happens to you, he'll never find the money." "You just said that there was no money." "There wasn't any." "But he never believed that." "He never believed that we just gave it away." "He couldn't, in his wildest imagination, think that somebody could do that." "You could have told me this years ago, after I grew up and moved out." "No, I figured..." "You were better off." "You had a good life." "One that had lots of promise." "You didn't need me to screw it up." "I don't believe you." "These are lies." "I never lied to you." "I may have let you down but I never lied." "What is in there?" "This." "(* The Von Bondies:" "No Regrets)" "* You feel buried, you feel bored" "* No one takes you seriously when you're 24" "* So shut off your days and turn on your nights" "* Cos the chance is for the taking and the taking's right" "* No, you really haven't lived life yet" "* No, you really haven't lived life if" "* You ain't got no regrets" "* Don't be mistaken for someone who cares" "* Oh, no, oh, no, you wouldn't dare" "* You're the path here, the pawn I took... *" "Nice." "Nothing nice about it." "Are we gonna make it through this?" "Nothing bad's gonna happen." "I promise." "Some of this isn't making any sense." "My... my mother got out the passenger side, right?" "Yeah." "Then she went around the armoured car and went around the back." "And I got out and went up to the driver's side." " Did you or didn't you see her get shot?" " I didn't." "I heard 'em." "There were two shots." "Why?" " There it is, the garage around the corner." " Right." "It's a bank." "We should call Kurtz to find out what to do." "No need." "Leave the cop." "Just get the money." "It's been quite a while." "I'm gonna need to see some ID." " I've got the key." " A photo ID." "From either Katherine or Ronald Purnell." "Right." "ID." "Here you go." ""Ronald Aaron Purnell." Thank you." "Right this way, gentlemen." "Thank you." "Phew." "Well... here we go." "Yeah." " There it is." " There what is?" "It's every note Kurtz ever gave us." "These are... tapes of conversations." "A little trick that I learned from him." "He used to secretly tape everyone." "Probably gonna blackmail 'em." "This was..." "This was my insurance, in case anything went wrong." "Let me see now." "You're telling me that..." "Are you telling me...?" "I loved your mother." "I went to visit him in prison." "Giving us the child we never had." "You shouldn't get her talking about those times." "It was hard on all of us." "I'm going to..." "You know..." "I'm gonna step outside for a minute." "I gotta get a little..." "Come on." "Move." " Move!" "Get him in." " (Ronnie grunting)" "Hey!" " (Tyres squealing)" " Hey!" "(Ronnie struggling) (Aaron) Dad, let it go!" "Hey!" "It's all right." "They got it all." "They got it." "They got all the evidence." "They got everything." "What if she doesn't leave?" "Then this was all for nothing." "Got it." "Turn it around." "When we go, we go fast." "Stay in the car." "Keep your eyes sharp." " No, let me come with you." " This is between Darryl and me." "Hey, handsome, this is getting to be a habit." "Aaron?" " Hello, Aaron." " You bastard." "Should I escort him out?" "Assaulting an officer once today wasn't enough?" " I've no idea what you're referring to." " No?" "You drive a black Chevy?" "Silver Bonneville." "It's downstairs." "Like a test drive?" "We're fine." "Thanks for your hard work." "Come on, babe." "Come on." "That's not gonna do you any good." "Ronnie made copies." "No, he didn't." "You never could lie very well." "No, but you could." "I never realised how good you were at it." "You know I always loved you." "I raised you the best I could." "I raised you like my own son." "You blackmailed my father by threatening my life." "He deserved everything he got." "You were better off." "It doesn't justify 30 years of lies." "Katie deserved better." "You were in love with her." "I need to ask you to leave my office." "Listen, Matt's all I got." "Don't let him get hurt." "You owe me that much at least." "There's nothing I can do." "It's..." "You can tell them who really killed those kids." "I have no idea." "If anything happens to him, I'll come back here and rip you apart with my bare hands." "Dispatch just called." "There's a break-in at your house." "(Police sirens)" "We gotta go!" "Go!" " This can't be happening." " They grabbed the disks." "Of course he did." "He's trying to ruin me." "If our clients find out we taped confidential conversations..." "They got a lot of surveillance video footage too." "And proof of illegal wiretaps." "We're not just talking the business." "We're talking federal charges!" "Eddie's been running known associates of the kid and his girlfriend." " Anything?" " Maybe." "She worked through high school in a body shop near the auto show." "Take a team." "We gotta get to them before the cops do." "Go!" "Go!" "(Man) 'Kurtz, I won't have some "save the trees" bitch kill my $10 million development.'" "(Kurtz) 'You want us to deal with her?" "'" "(Man) 'Just make her go away until I get approval from the city council.'" "He's sleazier than I thought." "What do you think he does, blackmails them?" "Or hangs on to them for insurance in case he needs favours." "He'll trade." "He'll trade." "We'll give him this." "He'll make sure Ronnie goes free and I get cleared." "Whatever we do, we gotta do it fast." "We gotta go somewhere where he can't find us." " (Beeping)" " What was that?" "He thinks he might have a gas receipt from their trip north." "It still doesn't prove Matt was with them." "An ex-con is not a great witness." "This isn't a trial." "It's about finding the truth." "Look." "Honestly, I believe him." "But I can't clear Matt unless I can talk to him." " He's gotta come in." " Yeah, I know he's..." "And you've been sticking your neck way out." "Be careful, OK?" "It's my family." "I'll do what I have to do." "Perimeter line's been tripped." "Dino's cop detector." "Go!" "Go!" "Go!" "(Banging on door)" " The disks!" " What are you doing?" "JJ?" " JJ!" " It's fine." "It's not that bad." "Just drive." " Give me the disks." " No." " I'm not gonna risk losing you." " Don't!" "(Kid) Check it out, man!" " (2nd kid) Look at all these." " Get the disks." "All of them." "Get off!" "You guys wanna get off?" "You wanna get off?" " (Banging)" " Dad!" "Dad!" "Dad." "Look." "It looks really bad." "Get in here." "It's OK." "It's all right." "You were lucky." " It just grazed you." " Well, scared the hell out of me." "That's good." "Just try and get some sleep." " She's gonna be OK?" " She just needs to rest." "(Kate on TV) 'One, two... 'three, 'four, five." " 'Ready or not, here I come.' - (Ronnie) 'Come on now.'" "(Kate) 'I'm the tickle monster." "You better watch out!" "'" "(Ronnie) 'Get together, you two.'" "(Kate) 'OK, it's my turn now.' (Ronnie) 'You're really scary.'" "(Aaron) 'Whoa!" " 'Mom!" "' - 'Junior!" "'" "(Aaron) 'I'm in the middle of making a masterpiece here." "Come on.'" "(Kate) 'Mr Director, why don't you stop filming and give us a hand?" "'Come on, sweetie. (Laughing)'" " (Aaron) 'Whoa!" "' - (Kate) 'Come back here, Junior!" "'Ready?" "Here we go." "Here we go, big boy." " 'I'll count to three." "That's it.' - (Ronnie) 'That's enough counting.'" "(Kate)'... two, three.' (Ronnie) 'Relax.'" "(Kate) 'And go!" "(Laughs)'" "(Ronnie) 'Where are you going?" "'Wait a minute. (Laughs)'" " 'Come on, Dad.' - (Kate) 'Give your mommy a big hug." "'Ohh." "I love you too. (Laughs)'" "It's OK." "It's all right." "I need your help." "You wanna help Matt?" "Then you help me tonight." "It's time to finish this." "(Phone)" " Purnell." " (Anna) 'Aaron, honey, it's me.'" "Hi." "What's wrong?" "Ronnie called." "'I listened." "I know I shouldn't have but... '" "What did he say?" "Darryl's going to meet him right now." "He took the gun." "'He never takes his gun.'" "Hello, Ronnie." "Get in." "It's been a long time." "Not long enough." "Here's the deal." "I'm willing to share the money with you." "I'll split it 50-50." "But you gotta leave my family alone." "(Laughs)" "I don't think you have the money, Ronnie." "Yeah, you may be right." "You're not going anywhere." "I had a friend of mine make some modifications." "Maybe I'll just blow your head off and take the keys." "Yeah, like you did those two kids." "You really sunk low, Kurtz." "(Kurtz) 'I did what I had to do.'" "Yeah, asshole, smile for the camera." "You should have stayed in jail." "Better for everybody with you behind bars." "Now get out." "You know what you forgot to do?" "You forgot to buckle up." "Yeah." "Are you sure?" "Thanks, Helen." "Yeah, we're almost there." " What?" " I had the crime lab run a ballistics test on the bullet that killed my mother." "The shot from the guard's gun didn't match." " So the guard didn't kill Kate." " And Kate didn't kill the guard." "See, that's it." "That's what didn't make any sense." "It's been Darryl all along." "Crazy bastard!" "Tell me what happened with Kate." "You got two seconds before I pull this trigger!" "Do it." "I'm ready to die." "I've been ready for 30 years." "Son of a bitch!" "Katie, you killed her." "It was supposed to be you." "I was waiting for you behind that truck." "Come on." "Outside." "Get off me!" "Asshole!" "Get off of me!" "(Siren wailing)" " Drop it!" " Get off of me." " San Diego PD." "You're under arrest." " Put it down now!" "Look around you!" "Put it down!" "Put it down!" "Move it." " You killed her." " She shouldn't have been with you." " You were no good." " Not as good as I should have been." " I wanted you dead." " This is your lucky day." "(Yells)" "Dad!" "(Alarm buzzes)" "(Guard) Don't go stealing any more cars." "(Matt) Not a chance." "(Matt) Where's JJ?" "(Aaron) Waiting for us." "Is this...?" "No, I got this the old-fashioned way." "I paid for it." "You wanna drive?" " Looks even better than in the pictures." " JJ's been working round the clock." " She couldn't have done this without you." " Who needs a retirement fund anyway?" "(JJ, indistinct)" "What do you know about cars?" "(Laughs)" " Well, finally." " What, am I late?" " What?" "What?" " What?" "What?" " (JJ laughs)" " Come here." "(JJ) Oh..." "Yeah..." "I missed you." "I'm gonna have to get locked up more often." "Don't even joke like that." "This is amazing." "Well, it's your brilliant idea." "You finally put that head of yours to good use." "You have time to think when you're in prison." "Realise how you almost screwed everything up." " Really?" " Yeah." "I'm glad you got to know him." "Truth is, he was pretty incredible." "(* The Fags:" "Truly Truly)" "* You've got a way of spinning" "* I guess you'd call it art" "* Doesn't matter what the outcome is" "* I'm sure you played your part" "* Well, you come on like an earthquake" "* Even though you float on through" "* Give me just a moment's notice" "* I'll make due" "* Only a fool would not believe it" "* Only a blind man couldn't see" "* If you're concerned about my heart" "* Truly truly" "* I've seen this movie a thousand times" "* I won't give the ending away" "* I've bought a ticket so I'm entitled to stay" "* I've seen this movie a thousand times" "* And I'm not giving the ending away" "* I've bought a ticket so I'm entitled to stay" "* Truly truly" "* Yeah, truly truly" "* Truly truly" "* Yeah, truly truly" "* Truly truly" "* Yeah, truly truly" "* Truly truly" "* Yeah, truly truly *"

"Keep away!" "Keep away...!" "Letting loose a dog to bite so early!" "Keep away..." "Master Pin" "How's it, Master Pin!" "You look swell walking the dog" "Sure!" "I bought it from the USA" "Keep away!" "Keep away!" "Bloody dog!" "Go to hell!" "Tsai!" "Pin, what now?" "Go and chase it!" "What's it?" "Are you alright?" "Yes" "I'm not alright!" "What is it, Master Pin?" "You scared away my dog!" "At worst I'll make good to you the loss" "Make good?" "Master Pin, we couldn't catch it" "Right, Master Pin!" "You couldn't catch it?" "Make way!" "Out of the way!" "I'm a marine officer's son, I won't bully you" "Magistrate Hu, please come here!" "What's it, Master Pin?" "Let Magistrate Hu arbitrate... to reconcile you" "I'm reconciled now!" "Good!" "Why not come to my home to pick your favorite dog?" "I've got over a dozen" "What?" "My dad bought Tsai... for 100 taels from the USA and it's the only one... in Canton" "Cost 100 taels plus 2 years' feeding... 200 taels" "The minimum compensation is 200 taels 200 taels?" "My whole family... can't spend it all in 10 years!" "Magistrate Hu, our Tsai eats beef every meal" "He must pay a penalty of 300 taels!" "300 taels!" "No!" "Too little..." "Just imagine" "It's not simple... to import a dog from the United States" "The expenses are innumerous!" "You must pay at least 500 taels!" "Secretary Sung's right, 500 taels!" "Fu!" "Don't!" "Fu!" "Fu!" "How are your buttocks?" "It bleeds and hurts with tooth marks" "You've beaten away my Fu!" "He bit my buttocks!" "You asked for 500 taels after your dog bit" "Now our Fu bit your buttocks" "Our Tsai is a dog!" "You asked for 500 for beating away a dog" "The penalty for beating away a man should be at least 1000" "Tsai is a dog king bought from the USA" "My Fu is "dregs king" bought from France" "He's the only one in town" "I've supported him for 20 years" "It's reasonable to ask for 1000 taels" "Your Honor, what do you think?" "The way you figure it..." "You're right!" "Your Honor is sagacious!" "King Dregs of France!" "Now your Fu's back!" "That's why I'm asking for 1000 taels only" "If he never returns, 10,000 taels is not enough!" "You're OK" "You frame me" "What's wrong?" "Trying to kill!" "Damn it!" "Something exciting!" "Someone got into the ox manure pit!" "Let me make the introduction" "This is Master Pin!" "How do you do, Master Pin?" "My wife" "Madam" "Master Pin's courteous" "Master Pin, it's alright for my wife... to have saved your life" "It's alright!" "We must visit the grave" "Yes!" "Your Honor, you know the case?" "Yes" "Please" "Go away!" "Pay him 1000 taels" "Right, Master Pin" "If your dog returns... like Fu did, repay him several hundred taels" "O. K..." "Be nice, Chieh, kowtow to your brother" "We've lost a dozen sons altogether" "Don't say it!" "You make me sad" "It was all your fault!" "You've chosen to be a shyster" "You stick at nothing for money!" "You're too unethical" "You knew it yourself" "You cried your heart out after each case" "It's fair to help others after getting paid for it" "When did I cry?" "You didn't?" "No" "Darling, seal your brush!" "If I do, no more gold bracelets, chains, jade rings, gems, earrings for you" "Look, they're too heavy to carry" "I don't care, I'd rather forsake them..." "Maybe..." "I won't ask for so much!" "I only want my child safe and sound" "Will you do me a favor?" "One must adapt to circumstances" "It's easier said than done" "Switch to business, darling" "Tom made a fortune last year-end but Dick hung himself to death" "You two, stop quarreling!" "Mind I hit you!" "Be nice and sleep" "That master inside has been waiting" "Who are you, please?" "Ta Pao-ho!" "Yes!" "What a memory you have!" "Nonsense!" "You've hired so many men here" "How can I remember them all?" "Oh, how big!" "Our master is Chen Chiang-fu" "He's the owner of the largest exchange shop in Canton" "He wants you to write a memorial for him" "Here's the deposit" "Once you fix it, the sky can be the limit" "Fu" "Yes!" "Do you agree or not?" "What do you mean by that?" "That's right" "Good, a stick facing a stick" "That's not the way to talk to me" "Of course" "How could a man talk to a stick?" "Mr. Sung is indeed out of the ordinary" "You're unreservedly a No. 1 counsel in town" "Am I okay?" "Fit as a fiddle" "What can I do for you please?" "The fact of the case is" "My son's been learning kung fu" "He had a fight yesterday" "His opponent is opium owner Chang Piao's son" "He's fragile after two light blows only he got knocked down" "And he died this morning" "I know Chang Piao has reported it to the magistracy" "Please try... to get him off the hook" "My husband has decided to seal his brush" "Here is..." "Sorry" "Just have a look!" "Retired?" "I'll reconsider the retirement" "Darling" "See him out" "This case of gold..." "Sorry, please" "It's all yours if you win" "No!" "Whose son was killed... by whose son?" "Your Honor!" "My son was killed by his son" "So you're the plaintiff" "Your Honor!" "In fact, we're plaintiffs" "Our memorial was here before dawn" "At that time" "His son didn't die yet" "What's your charge against him?" "Chang Piao's son Chang Hsiao Szu broke the nail of the small finger of the left hand of Chen Chiang-fu's son" "Chen Ta-wen" "He's seriously hurt!" "But my son's dead!" "Right, his son's dead!" "Your Honor, everybody dies!" "Right" "He seriously wounded and killed my son" "Why didn't you say your son was no good?" "I just rushed over to give him 2 punches" "Several, punches?" "Two punches!" "I got over to..." "So hard?" "You..." "Should be so hard!" "Secretary Sung..." "You're not smart enough" "May I ask when was your son hit by his son?" "Yesterday afternoon" "When did he die?" "This afternoon" "What does it concern him then?" "Just now I punched him more than twice" "Your Honor, can he sue me for murder if he should die in 8-10 years?" "No, no" "Your Honor's brilliant!" "Long long live!" "My son was well and and he caused his death" "Secretary Sung, do me a favor!" "Your son died because he was short-lived" "He didn't look short-lived!" "May I ask what's the span of my life!" "I can't tell" "Since you can't, how could you tell that your son was not short-lived?" "Let's come to the point Any result, Your Honor?" "Yes!" "Would you give me some hint?" "Yes!" "Plaintiff Chen Ta-wen was wounded but the defendant died, cause unknown" "He should've asked for a penalty of 50 taels" "We won't pursue any more!" "You're smart!" "Your Honor, any result?" "Yes!" "Give the verdict now!" "Okay!" "Chang Piao allowed his son to commit crime" "No prosecution, considering it a first offence" "Tell your son not to commit again!" "Well..." "Is this right?" "His son won't commit again" "Chieh!" "Darling" "Darling, take the son to the rocking horse" "I've newly bought" "Chieh!" "He got a crash and dropped into the well" "He couldn't pass one year" "It's tit for tat" "It really is tit for tat" "The brush-sealing ceremony begins!" "Is today really a good day, sir?" "Today's the best day in a year" "Look at the calendar" "It says offerings are unsuitable except for the wei hour" "It faces your horoscope and is best" "You mustn't go too far" "Hurry up!" "After the hour it would be trouble!" "Convulsion, take me home quick!" "Are you alright?" "Hurry up!" "What's wrong, darling?" "Put..." "Better now?" "Let me see" "What a miracle!" "It gets well suddenly!" "Yes!" "Go over then!" "Good!" "Come" "Come...!" "You first" "You please." "Help yourself" "Well..." "Okay!" "Let me" "Fu" "Don't tarry, go now!" "Go up!" "Go up!" "Go up, not yet there!" "I've brought something horrible to help you" "What's so horrible with a frog?" "Keep away!" "Let me" "OK now" "How could you..." "How could you've sawed the highest part?" "To make it look real!" "It's broken!" "What now?" "Buy a new one" "A new one?" "An order for such a long ladder... takes 9 days" "It can only be arranged in 2 days then" "There's no other way out" "Go home, buy food and cook" "Don't you want to get cursed?" "No, but I must wait some time" "I'll kill you!" "Just the right hour!" "Go now" "Darling!" "What's it again?" "To show your will, swear that if you go against it the child I'm now bearing will come out without a chick" "Are you pregnant again?" "Are you sure?" "Don't touch me!" "What?" "A mammy... cursing her own child" "Has she to be so wicked?" "No" "Yes!" "Yes!" "OK, you win!" "If I should write memorials again, may your child come out without a chick" "A child!" "A child without chick, okay?" "Why didn't you say so?" "So just one touch and you got pregnant?" "You're evil!" "Congratulations...!" "Thank you...!" "I must sue Chang Piao's son Hsiao Szu for breaking the nail of the small finger of Chen Chiang-fu's son Ta-wen" "Badly hurt!" "Your Honor, my son's dead!" "Yes, his son is dead!" "Everybody dies, Your Honor!" "Still thinking of the lawsuit?" "You're incorrigible!" "I really don't understand you women" "What do you mean... by having stripes planted on your head?" "That's a bun" "Like sea-slugs, how silly?" "Are they beautiful?" "You call that beautiful?" "Does it look okay now?" "Damn ugly" "You're right" "Better..." "This way!" "What does this look like?" "Don't like it?" "Change it..." "Don't move!" "What're you doing from behind?" "Don't you like this?" "Where?" "Over here!" "You creep!" "Even now I'm still taller than you!" "Did you ever study?" "For two days" "Can't you be a bit euphemistic?" "That's hypocrisy!" "You?" "What a busybody!" "Am I busy?" "It's so boring!" "This is it" "I'm middle-aged now" "People will laugh if I stay idle all day long" "Even my brush is sealed!" "What a pity!" "You're now a boss!" "Isn't it nice for you to move around?" "I've moved around a lot" "Stand here!" "Stand!" "Don't try to act busy!" "I know you're free" "Get the writing equipment for me" "Fu, are you writing?" "Keep away!" "That's no way to write!" "Let me show you" "Cursed with a son with no chick" "Shui, let me use it" "Pass the bucket of water!" "Put it over here!" "The one writing is Sung Shih-chieh" "You each... take off one rib from him" "Don't worry" "That's the way to do it!" "No way, it can't be hung" "I've to rewrite it" "I give you a chance to learn" "Let me demonstrate to you once again" "Why have you moistened my head?" "Why have you torn off my dress?" "When did I tear off your dress?" "Don't deny!" "It's now even!" "What now?" "Hit him" "What's so funny?" "What's wrong, Fu?" "Master got beaten!" "Help!" "Are you alright?" "Let go...!" "How ugly!" "I kill you" "Let me hit you once" "Again?" "Help!" "What a shame being in a girl's arms!" "He would've fallen to death!" "Sonny, your sister's fantastic!" "Get dressed now" "Luckily, not many are around" "It's hard but ventilated, not bad" "Believe me" "Good..." "Make a pair like before then" "Excellent!" "The sole's a bit hard" "Put a cushion" "What do you think of this?" "Not bad" "Excellent..." "Make it like that" "This cushion may get flat after long use" "Use a wooden one, okay?" "That's too hard" "Never mind" "Too heavy" "Don't worry, put 2 cushions above it" "2 cushions above the wood?" "Wait" "Okay, I can manage!" "2 layers of leather under the sole make it more durable!" "How about this?" "At least 5-6 inches taller in them!" "Right..." "Well..." "Why not this?" "Take this" "You're in the mood today" "Have a good time" "Okay?" "Why not this way then?" "Excuse me!" "What's wrong with you now?" "Are you scared?" "You know the pain of not being tall enough?" "Darling" "Being tall doesn't count" "It's a tall ambition that counts" "Do you know you rate high to me?" "Darling" "I..." "Say it!" "In my eyes... you're the biggest" "Please excuse me!" "Please have tea!" "Thank you" "It's true, madam" "Fu often pawed over me" "I'm serious" "What a gossiper!" "It's true!" "Creep, what a waste!" "I feel great!" "Madam, he's smart, tea can remove odor" "Shut up!" "What a lousy man... for such a beauty" "Your husband died a mysterious death" "Your brother-in-law may suspect you if you go away now" "What a wicked woman murdering her own husband!" "My husband was murdered by my brother-in-law" "An internecine war!" "Your sister-in-law's brother is Chief Secretary, Shansi" "Right!" "Will she sue you?" "No, she's guilty herself" "What she said makes sense" "You're pregnant, you may get cheated exposing yourself" "I won't be pregnant any more" "I didn't mean you" "I'm her brother" "Brother, what about the money I gave you" "I want to have a bet..." "Have you lost everything?" "Shut up!" "What am I to do now?" "Don't worry...!" "The one in front is my fellow clansman" "Let me borrow some money from him to meet the emergency" "Wait for me here, I'll be back right away" "Yang Ching, what a coincidence" "I'm out for buying It's been a long time" "Yes, how's your wife?" "She died two years ago" "What about your two sons then?" "An elderly maid's taking care of them" "Your brother must've fooled that upright man" "Yes, I'm sure he has" "Your pregnant niece wants to get married" "Yes, she's desperate because her husband's dead" "If you marry her, she'll serve you well and your two sons" "A fair lady is the most ideal" "She's a fair lady" "Your niece?" "Of the same family name?" "No, I won't give you one with the same family name as yours Is that right?" "They're staring at us" "Why's he staring at me?" "Why's he staring at me?" "I'm sure he's staring at me" "Don't you feel ashamed?" "Chen, come here" "Clear up everything!" "Would your niece regret... 50 taels only?" "No..." "Chen, this is Mr. Yang" "Excuse me" "I need the manure pit" "Yang..." "Miss Chou, is your Uncle alright?" "He's my 2nd brother, not Uncle" "He took 50 taels from me to arrange for your marriage" "Then he sold you after your husband got killed" "Damn him" "I'll try to get him back" "Master, it's town after this mountain top" "See if you can get away!" "Go down and have a look!" "Yes!" "Keep away!" "Kid, how could you have done that?" "You're a beast!" "Keep away!" "At worst I'll refund you the money" "Get hold of my hand!" "Yang, I'm sorry" "Take care of my sister!" "Yang" "Yang" "Go up first!" "Master, one of them fell to death" "You witnessed it, sir" "Please testify at the nearby magistracy" "He's too busy to testify" "You..." "Keep this fan from me" "If someone accuses you at the Magistracy show it to him, and he'll understand" "Sir..." "Why are they still not back?" "It seems he couldn't keep up with your brother and wouldn't return... to embarrass you" "So he left without saying goodbye" "I really am miserable How am I going to live?" "Don't cry!" "Why not put up at my home?" "Your brother will return after getting away" "Go...!" "Go!" "Have you broken away from that pregnant woman?" "Nonsense!" "Next time don't talk so much nonsense!" "Go now!" "Madam's cruel" "She hurts my vital part" "Take care" "It hurts!" "This woman's husband was killed by... this woman's husband's brother and his wife" "This woman's husband's brother and his wife then framed this woman... for the murder of this woman's husband" "Luckily... this woman's maid told her of it" "This woman then rushed... to see her brother at night" "This woman's brother, an addicted gambler, gambled away all her money and sold her to his fellow clansman as his wife" "Then this woman's brother ran away from her" "So this woman came back... with me" "Fantastic..." "Talk faster and I say you're fantastic" "She has a heartrending background" "There're too many others... like her" "And she's pregnant!" "There're many other pregnant women too" "Let her stay till her brother comes to pick her up" "Master..." "Madam..." "That woman's brother... won't return to take her away!" "Why?" "He fell to death down a cliff" "Her brother is now dead too" "She's pregnant with no kin" "You can't take care of her... all your life" "Let her give delivery first" "Master, madam..." "That woman's given birth" "So soon?" "The arrival of a child... will be a burden" "She can't work and is hard to find a husband" "She's finished!" "Master, madam" "What's up again?" "That woman is hanging herself" "Hanging herself!" "It's the more horrible." "She should..." "She is hanging herself!" "Finished!" "Don't!" "Look, she's hanging herself!" "Do something!" "After what she's suffered... she has no other recourse!" "Have you no feelings?" "Have you any feelings?" "I'm asking you!" "Are you tired after holding her so long?" "Logically... should be" "Let her go then!" "Okay." "Why are you shouting?" "Mrs. Sung, let me die!" "You still want to die?" "You're resourceful." "Do something for her" "Didn't you make it clearly?" "She's finished" "Mrs. Sung, I put my son in your custody" "Take him as your own" "I was the mother of a dozen sons" "I know how you feel" "I'll be a mother to your child" "How did you get into this trouble?" "Death is the only way out for me now" "Death?" "I'll bring you back to life" "Don't talk big!" "Who on earth... can bring a life back?" "Halt!" "Close the door!" "What are you doing?" "Violence!" "Come on!" "Hit me in my parents' presence if you dare" "Come down and see if I'll beat you" "Be smart and don't come down!" "You're a no-good scholar" "You told me to seal my brush!" "Now you want me to write a memorial again" "I vowed to Heaven under curse" "This time it's for justice" "God will forgive you!" "What if he doesn't?" "Would you make good the "chicks" to me?" "Don't turn me down any more!" "If you stand by, you're not a man!" "Say that again and I'll slap you" "You're not a man" "I forgive you only because you're pregnant" "Say that again if you dare!" "You're not a man..." "Okay!" "I'm a female!" "Outrageous!" "Don't come to my room to sleep tonight!" "I'll sleep with you tonight, mom, dad!" "Master" "Why laugh?" "Are you mad?" "Rinse, master" "Crazy!" "Who's this perfect fright?" "It's you!" "Me?" "Oh, God, who brought me this?" "Madam!" "She said you're mean and cowardly" "It's better to be female than man" "But when you're posed as a female..." "You look more beautiful than madam" "Keep your mouth shit!" "Where's madam?" "She went to the magistracy early in the morning because you refused to defend for Miss Yang" "Who does she think she is?" "Master" "Change!" "I know" "The wet nurse wants rock candy to decoct papayas" "Go and do it then." "Why bother me?" "You must return them to me" "Madam put the papayas with you" "Give it to me!" "Give it to me!" "Give it to me!" "No, I don't owe you anything!" "Don't go away!" "You watch me go in" "I watch you go in" "Secretary" "What a relief!" "What does the memorial say?" "Your Honor, many XX and OO" "Read to me as much as possible" "I, Mrs. Sung and Yang Hsiu-chen..." "XX Your Honor" "Yang Hsiu-chen OO was XX" "What?" "Mrs. Sung, what does OO mean?" "Her husband!" "Go on!" "Yang Hsiu-chen OO was XX" "Yang Hsiu-chen is seeking XX" "Hold it!" "Seeking what?" "Seeking redress, Your Honor!" "I forgot how to write that" "What do you want?" "I'm looking for my wife!" "Return home to find her" "Brazen!" "I Counsellor Sung Shih-chieh used to move around here freely" "Who dares to stand in my way?" "You had a memorial then" "What've you got now?" "Please be considerate, brothers" "I'll buy you snacks" "Outsiders are not admitted under the new rules of the new magistrate" "Wait here, if you prefer" "Finally, XX Your Honor and your family's OO" "Outrageous..." "Unintelligible..." "Mrs. Sung, can any of your family write?" "Why not?" "Within a perimeter of 500 li who doesn't know my husband the famous counsellor Sung Shih-chieh?" "No wonder you're so cocky" "So you're Sung Shih-chieh's wife!" "Precisely!" "Good!" "Come on, serve her with Torture A!" "Yes!" "What is Torture A?" "It means 30 slaps on your face!" "Hold it!" "I'm here to prosecute." "Why slap me?" "Your husband Sung Shih-chieh talks black into white" "You're his wife, a termagant 30 slaps only... are a favor to your husband!" "Execute!" "Terrible!" "Go out..." "Wait outside if you prefer" "What do you want?" "Move, and it will be all over your face!" "Halt!" "Do I look like..." "Yes!" "Like Monk Chi" "Cry your heart out" "Let me be cursed with sterility or anything worse," "I must take the revenge" "Revenge!" "That won't work!" "Absolutely not" "Absolutely impossible!" "It won't work!" "Make an exception!" "You made a vow!" "I often make vows" "Right, I made the vow What has it to do with you?" "But now you're moving the scrolls written by Emp." "Chien Lung" "That's absolutely intolerable" "The scrolls affect the feng shui of our clan" "Yes!" "It's been peaceful since it was hung nearly a century ago" "Right!" "It was moved when it was hung and any effect would've been felt" "Anyway, you must absolutely not move this feng shui scroll" "Right, right!" "Don't..." "Darling!" "Shut up!" "Darling, you go up!" "You sealed it, you must get it yourself!" "Come down..." "Fu!" "Come down quick!" "Take care of me!" "Go get it quick!" "It's got!" "Go down" "Yes, the people can seek redress with the comeback of a good counsel" "I said it myself!" "Why rush to say it?" "Hold it!" "Ladies and gentlemen, please listen to my husband for my sake" "Look over there!" "Don't move it!" "It's enough for you to build dozens of arches" "Otherwise, split it" "Yes, let's split it!" "Mr. Sung" "Lord Ho" "Thank you" "Have you eaten?" "Yes, thank you" "Mr. Sung..." "Thank you..." "Lord Ho" "Thank you..." "Please!" "Sung Shih-chieh" "Come on!" "I've long heard... of your eloquent defence" "Is that true?" "You're that paunchy Lord Ho Yu-ta that gases... from top to bottom?" "You're insulting me!" "I didn't mean to" "I've heard of it only" "Heard of it only?" "You're illiterate" "Yes, as illiterate as you are" "I'm entirely different" "What difference?" "We both speak according to hearsay only" "We're in the same trade" "How dare you?" "Sometimes we may get it wrong" "They say you're a nut... but I don't..." "Think so" "She's a native of Shansi" "Why prosecute in Canton?" "Your Honor, you're a native of Hunan" "Why have you become a magistrate in Canton?" "You claim that her brother-in-law and his wife killer her husband and framed her for the murder." "Any proof" "No" "That's a false accusation then" "Hold it!" "What?" "May I ask Your Honor" "Am I male or female?" "Male of course" "Any concrete proof?" "The fact is..." "You took a wife and have children" "This is logic" "You're smart" "Thank you" "Her brother-in-law and his wife lost a brother followed by her departure" "Yet they don't care a damn" "Aren't they logically under suspicion, Your Honor?" "Did you see them put the poison?" "Yes!" "No!" "My maid Mei saw it" "She saw them put the poison into the soup" "After taking it, my husband died of bleeding from his nostrils" "This idiot ran away... only after Mei reminded her of it" "You're garrulous!" "It shows the heart, and the heart shows concern" "That's why Kuan (Mandarin) has 2 mouths" "My husband told me that" "How coquettish!" "Any result, Your Honor?" "Good, I'll handle it for the time being" "Thin Hu, Fat Lung" "Your Honor, any mandate?" "You set out for Shansi and escort her brother and sister-in-law back for trial together with their maid Mei" "Your order is understood!" "Adjourned!" "Hold it!" "Your Honor, please stay!" "May I ask you another question," "Your Honor?" "What is it?" "What's the charge... for one framing a goodie?" "It depends on the one framed?" "A gentleman" "Almost as good-looking as you are" "Is that so?" "Libel for a serious case, insult for a light one" "What would be your verdict?" "Not premeditated" "It depends on whether it is premeditated or not" "Even for that he must pay scores of taels" "Your Honor is enlightened" "Bravo..." "Thank you" "What is it?" "Pay me" "Do I owe you any money?" "You called me an eloquent defence counsel" "As you're in charge of this case, it shows I'm speaking the truth and you're guilty of "insult"" "No..." "Either you can't tell right from wrong or are muddle-headed" "Admit to either of these charges" "Sorry" "Pay Mr. Sung 50 taels" "Hush!" "If this circulates, it may affect your prestige" "How exciting!" "You again?" "Please" "What a magistrate!" "What a magistrate!" "What a magistrate!" "Your Excellency!" "Yang, why do you insist... on seeing me tonight?" "It's urgent!" "Those 2 constables 1 tall, 1 thin said they rushed 3 months all the way from Canton with a writ to summon your sister Mrs. Yao... and her husband to Canton for trial" "Miss, master" "What's it?" "Two constables from Canton are here to arrest you" "You're sued for murder and seizure" "Mother..." "Murdering who?" "My brother-in-law" "My sister has really gone too far" "Your Honor, please have some mercy" "What mercy?" "Please calm down, Your Honor" "She's your sister" "Do something" "No way, life for life" "I'm your only daughter, do help me" "But how am I to help you?" "Mother, he's most filial to you" "He never disobeys you" "Help me, flute" "Yes" "Let me try" "Oh, finished!" "Hold it!" "My mammy calls me" "Why's he so obedient?" "Mother..." "Mother, are you alright?" "Brother" "You two are heartless" "So you really did it!" "Brother, help us" "You asked for it, why come to me?" "Mother, brother's right" "I deserve penalty" "Forget your daughter" "Darling, you're breaking my heart" "Mother!" "Blood!" "Mother's emitting blood!" "Alas!" "No!" "Mother's emitting much blood!" "Don't get mad!" "You broke her heart because you stood by seeing your sister taken away for trial" "Why give me this?" "Let me die of cold!" "Lychee honey!" "No!" "Mother!" "Break it!" "Mother!" "The one ruling is Canton magistrate" "Can't you a Chief Secretary... fix it?" "Let me die!" "I die!" "I die!" "I..." "Okay..." "Let me try!" "Yuan, Chuan" "Coming..." "Yes, madam?" "Keep the constables from Canton... by every means" "Hurry up..." "Yes!" "Have Yuan and Chuan rush to Canton" "Spend as much as... you can on bribery before your sister and brother-in-law arrive" "Want to borrow my wet nurse?" "Yes!" "My grandson's got whooping cough" "No medication has proved effective" "They say human milk is the most effective" "Wet nurse, come here!" "Yes, madam" "Come with her... to breast-feed her grandson" "Oh, no, my grandson's over 20" "Damn!" "Breast-feeding an adult?" "Well, milk some for him when you can" "Madam, you're taking me for a milk cow" "Mrs. Sung, what now?" "Darling, not so hard!" "Okay!" "Alas!" "Darling, come on!" "What?" "No!" "Come on, hurry up!" "No, it's too big!" "This time it's getting big too soon!" "You shouldn't have cried so sexily to have turned me on!" "Go out..." "I really can't hold on" "I've boiled almond puree" "Mrs. Sung" "I've fixed the human milk maid Chang wants" "We're both female." "Don't be shy" "Put it over there I'll have the wet nurse bring it" "Okay" "Darling" "Mr. Sung" "Mrs. Sung will be back right away" "Will she?" "The almond puree is ready so soon" "You want it?" "Take it first" "No smell of almond" "It has a strong smell of milk" "Is this yours?" "Yes" "What is it?" "Milk" "Goat milk or cow milk?" "Human milk, from me" "Don't ever let anybody know of it" "I'll go out first" "There must be something between you two" "No" "You deny?" "Even with snake-bite?" "What a sexfiend You tomcat while I'm pregnant" "Yueh Lai Inn?" "Seems to be Sung Shih-chieh's" "Don't you know it's Sung Shih-chieh's?" "Sung Shih-chieh?" "He is dead" "Bitch!" "Sung Shih-chieh doesn't die at right time" "What do you mean, gentlemen?" "Who are you?" "I'm the manager here" "If he died earlier, we wouldn't have to travel from Shansi to Canton in vain" "You came from Shansi?" "Only Shansi could have such elite" "Are you on an official mission?" "Yes, the Chief Secretary of Shansi is our boss" "We're to bring an important letter... to the magistrate here" "Why talk so much to this nobody?" "Okay" "You two really are... smart" "Did your Lord send you here to..." "Shut up!" "Is the Inn full?" "No, it was a mistake" "Please be seated, gentlemen" "Don't touch him" "I'll come right away after fixing the room" "Madam..." "What is it, Mr. Sung?" "Madam, don't cry" "2 men on a mission... from your brother-in-law" "I suspect they're up to something" "Madam..." "let me finish first" "Vacate your room for me to let it to them" "So we may have a chance to test them out" "OK, you're doing it for my own good!" "Mr. Sung, you want to drink?" "No... it's for your son" "Take it if you like" "No, thanks, you milked it so hard" "Ground!" "Ground?" "It's almond puree!" "You can grind almond puree?" "Madam" "Don't crease my dress" "It's late." "Don't yell!" "What a creep!" "He really entered her room" "You creep!" "Who's calling my name?" "Did you?" "You, a family woman, sneak into a men's room at this late hour" "You're acting like a whore" "What do you want?" "Give me a logical explanation" "Speak up!" "Come on!" "I've come to borrow a urinal," "OK?" "Is it a logical explanation?" "No!" "Darling!" "In fact, I didn't come for this" "I know." "You went to see Yang Hsiu-chen because you thought she was there" "Yes, how smart you are, darling!" "Of course, would I suspect you of anything?" "Would I be so unethical as to suspect you?" "Would you suspect me of anything?" "No, of course not" "Outrageous!" "He's stolen a march!" "So what?" "I enjoy doing it" "I was only joking!" "Are you resenting?" "No" "What does this letter say?" "Judging from its contents, Yang indeed... is innocent" "It's a letter... from the couple to" "Ho Yu-ta, using the pull of the Chief Sec" "They offer a bribe to him... to frame Yang" "So cocky?" "Let's hit him!" "Don't act on impulse!" "This letter can be a strong evidence" "Let's put it back after copying it" "Right, you indeed are resourceful" "You didn't know before now" "I did, but I didn't say it" "Now I want you to say it thrice daily" "And don't dress a bun" "And don't raise hell and hit me" "Always take my advice" "Only on important issues" "Oh, no, you're too stupid to distinguish between important or not" "Alternatively, you must follow my advice whenever I say "maltose"" "I'm the handsomest in the world!" "Say "yes"" "Don't!" "Maltose" "You're the handsomest whether you want me to say it or not" "Do I have to do it?" "Maltose" "Couldn't care less!" "So it's like this" "Even the Shansi magistrate... didn't try it" "No, but our Lord wants" "Your Excellency... to cover it up" "You've said it all" "Your Excellency!" "Our mistress and husband... are rushing in with the constables." "Please be lenient" "Please take these 5,000 taels" "I've been an honest mandarin," "open and aboveboard" "Please convey the message to the Chief Sec" "I'll do my best... in this case" "But I can't accept the money" "That's it" "Please return...!" "Please stay, gentlemen Put the money here!" "Yes, Mrs. Ho?" "Please convey my husband's... thanks to H.E." "Didn't Magistrate Ho say he's honest and righteous" "We have heavy expenses" "And righteous?" "It's not right to turn down a gift" "She's terrific..." "Let's go" "Mr. and Mrs. Yao greeting Your Honor" "Do you know... that woman holding a baby?" "Your Honor, she's my sister-in-law Mrs. Yao nee Yang" "Yes..." "Yang Hsiu-chen, you murdered your husband and framed Mr. and Mrs. Yao for it" "Your Honor, I..." "Shut up!" "Keep quiet now!" "Your Honor, is it the first time you see Mrs. Yao?" "What if it is?" "You really are stupid then" "Why?" "Since it is the first time, you should have acted more tactfully" "Did I do it not brilliantly enough?" "No!" "You should've feigned to take everyone's statements" "You arbitrated... even before Mr. and Mrs. Tien said anything" "It shows there was a tacit agreement" "That's unworthy of you... as a magistrate" "You..." "I..." "Without teaching you a lesson," "I will never be a mandarin again!" "Come on, use torture!" "Your Honor, which torture?" "A, B or C?" "C" "Hold it!" "What is Torture C?" "C is C" "No torture!" "You female have no right to speak" "My husband is still a bachelor" "You can't do anything you please to him" "Lord Ho knows better" "You don't have to remind him" "If you try tricks, I'll oblige" "If you go too far, you can't hold on" "Adjourned!" "I play along on anything serious, Your Honor!" "You three think it over" "Uncle, you haven't defecated for 10 days" "And you haven't slept well for a month" "Your sow aborted and died last night" "All this happened because Sung Shih-chieh spoiled the feng shui of the arch" "You two are his elder Sung Shih-chieh... is not giving you any face" "In my view..." "Uncle..." "Just say what you've in mind!" "Come on!" "Isn't it right to punish him?" "Just go on" "Okay..." "Uncle and neighbors" "They're so rude" "They left without saying goodbye" "To strip him of his bachelorhood?" "Why've you got downstairs so soon?" "Hit him!" "Didn't I say you can't beat a bachelor?" "You're a mere magistrate" "If I became a master, I might be your superior" "Change the subject!" "You're no longer a bachelor!" "Royal tutor" "Why're you here?" "Teacher" "Sung Shih-chieh, I disqualified you as a bachelor because you spoiled the feng shui" "Sorry for the trouble, sir" "Don't mention it" "Please..." "They've conspired against me" "That's no way to cope with me" "Darling" "Show me that letter" "It's with you!" "It's not with me." "It's with you!" "With me?" "Wait, Your Honor" "They can't testify without that letter" "Excuse me..." "Help!" "Keep away!" "Don't be in the way" "What're you two up to?" "Well, Your Honor!" "I forgot to bring an important document" "Would you give me two hours?" "Outrageous!" "Come on!" "Yes!" "Slap him!" "Hold it!" "What?" "Let me warn you first" "I know all about your scandal" "You'll regret lifting one hair from me" "Slap him!" "Hold it!" "Scared now?" "Now I'll strip you and slap you naked" "Slap!" "What?" "Hit me harder if you have the nerve" "The harder you hit, the harder I sue you" "What have you got against me?" "40 heavy slaps!" "Hold it!" "40 slaps?" "Too few!" "Double it if you dare!" "Good, I'll round it up to 100" "Hold it!" "What is it now?" "Nothing." "I'm yelling." "Damn it!" "Swear words!" "Slap!" "Hold it!" "Hold it!" "What do you want now?" "Fu, the letter is here" "Secretary, read it loudly for me!" "Yes!" "Darling," "I XX with you till dawn last night" "So I know your XX is powerful" "Why?" "Darling, I XX you" "Oh, God, the wrong letter!" "What letter is this, Sung Shih-chieh?" "A love letter from my wife" "It's unintelligible" "XX till dawn" "A letter!" "What do you mean "XX is powerful"?" "My brush" "You didn't write it... properly" "Let me teach you again at home" "Halt!" "What's going on?" "Have you had enough fun?" "Come on, slap!" "Don't!" "Who dares to slap my husband?" "Slap!" "Oh, no!" "Brazen!" "Brazen!" "There's order in Court" "Go away!" "Let him go" "Maltose" "You promised to obey me!" "Take care of the baby you carry, if not yourself" "Maltose!" "Go now!" "Good" "Wait for me!" "Fu, go home and get the letter" "I'd be a beast if I didn't take revenge!" "Good, I'll give you a chance" "After the torture, you'll be paraded to arouse public attention" "Wake me up when it comes to 100!" "Yes, Your Honor!" "Ho Yu-ta" "Mind you may not live to spend the 5000 taels" "Crazy!" "When have I got the money?" "If I had taken it, I'd have retired!" "You've to go on if you did take it!" "I don't have it, so I'm here" "I took it" "You did?" "Darling, you took the money?" "The money from the Chief Secretary?" "How could you have taken it?" "Hold it...!" "How did he know about this?" "Never mind, just let him go" "No..." "If I do, I'd be under more suspicion!" "We must persist to the end!" "Have you found that letter?" "No, madam" "I've searched the whole room without finding it" "Oh, bad, Madam!" "Master's being put on parade!" "Mrs. Sung... forget it..." "I'd better give up" "Just say yes or no!" "I..." "Get going!" "Master!" "Why're you here?" "Run quick!" "Wait for me!" "And you've brought a group!" "Withstand for me" "Open attacks are resistible, but not sniping" "O-Mei swordplay?" "Hell with you!" "Hell with you, bastard!" "You've broken the bag I've kept for years!" "Are you alright?" "Darling!" "Darling!" "Darling, is it coming?" "Hell..." "Help!" "Take Sung Shih-chieh away!" "Yang!" "We can't win, run!" "Darling, don't scare me" "You're...?" "Here" "Delivering?" "Yes!" "Terrible!" "Go over, quick!" "Protect the prisoner" "If he dies, you'll all suffer" "Stand back..." "Harder!" "Will be over soon..." "Retreat!" "Darling!" "Darling" "Out?" "Is it out?" "Master, madam has given birth!" "Wet nurse, has it got a bird?" "No" "Why're you here?" "For a celebration drink" "What?" "You visit prisoners or get jailed here" "Never mind him." "He can't try tricks" "Secretary Sung, you've sacrificed too much" "Sure" "Now my only wish is... for a child with a bird" "A bird for a girl?" "What?" "Say that again" "My wife have given birth to a daughter?" "Yes!" "So God has given me a little favor" "What can I do for you, please?" "Break jail" "I won't do anything against the law" "Creep!" "How did Yang Hsiu-chen's brother die?" "An accident" "The fan owner can prove it" "Don't deceive yourself as it's against Heaven" "Don't fail the people as it's failing yourself" "There's hope for us now!" "Who's he?" "Also a creep" "A mandarin's a creep, but he's honest" "His wife left him because he accepts no bribes" "His dedication won him... quick promotions and he's now..." "An Inspector General" "A saviour!" "What are we to do now?" "You, not we!" "Intercept him and petition to him on the way" "It's alright for you... to sacrifice for justice" "Absolutely alright" "Good" "Thank you!" "Hand it over to him in person" "Take care!" "You're now in a dangerous situation" "No, it's closely guarded here" "Outsiders can't enter freely" "You must've braved many difficulties... getting here" "But..." "I got in only after saying something casual" "Good!" "I know you're okay!" "Don't be mushy!" "Let's get down to important business" "Go now!" "Good, I'll take my leave" "What's there to see?" "To see somebody" "See if you can stay alive!" "Just his luck" "He got pursued even in a parade" "It will be disastrous if he dies" "If he dies, you can't bear it, Your Honor" "I know" "What are you doing?" "What is it, Lord?" "Go and give chase" "No point in chasing now" "It won't get us anywhere" "Give chase!" "He's passed out!" "Wake him up quick!" "Sung Shih-chieh, are you alright?" "Walk 2 steps to show me" "What on earth are you up to?" "You told me to do that!" "Clap your hands now!" "Clap your hands now" "Why're you clapping?" "What's so exciting?" "Your mom's pregnant?" "Is he really mad?" "Sung Shih-chieh is mad..." "Sung Shih-chieh is mad in jail!" "Really?" "Why has he suddenly got mad?" "Halt!" "Sit down!" "What are you up to?" "Do you recognize... that woman holding a baby" "No" "Are you sure?" "Hold it!" "Good!" "Idiot...!" "Darling, they say you're mad" "Is it true?" "Are you up to something again?" "Who are you speaking... upside down?" "Come on, take him out for torture" "See how long you can hold on" "So you can still hold on" "Good!" "Let me give you another kick!" "Give it back to me!" "Why have you taken away my daughter?" "Quiet!" "I know what to do" "Sung, both women claim... to be mother to the daughter?" "How would you handle it?" "Why ask me?" "Making fun of me?" "I'm soliciting... your personal view only for my reference" "Don't make fun... of your own daughter" "Chop it into two and each gets a share" "Are you mad?" "She's your daughter too!" "You've a share too" "Have I?" "Cut it into three pieces" "I'll take the middle portion" "Moustachio, have you got a share?" "Yes!" "Secretary" "Sung, split it into four portions" "Be fair to make them equal" "Good!" "I'll chop..." "Chop..." "Darling, are you crazy?" "It's your daughter!" "What're you two up to?" "You're mad!" "Sung Shih-chieh, a wise man like you has ended up this way" "No point in jailing you any more" "I order that you and your family be expelled and all your assets confiscated" "Keep away...!" "You'll get mad if you stay alive!" "See if you can sue me any more!" "Out of the way!" "Don't look!" "Madam" "Leave everything behind except what you're wearing" "You're cocky" "Dropped!" "We'll seize everything... you drop" "How come he's come to such a state?" "Anyway, he's still my husband" "Darling!" "Quiet!" "Let's go" "Yes!" "Madam, are you alright?" "Yes" "I was thinking he never said "I love you"" "since I married him over 10 years ago" "Sorry!" "I love you!" "A relapse!" "Let me knock him unconscious" "Maniac!" "He's only acting mad." "Give a hand" "Come on quick!" "Where's my daughter?" "Master" "Show me my daughter" "Come..." "Look, she's plumper than her wet nurse" "One nest for one bird" "Look how cute she is" "Master, you acted brilliantly" "Even I got taken in!" "If I couldn't even fool you, I'd jump to the sea!" "If I didn't act mad, I couldn't stay alive" "But now they've to die instead of me" "Darling, look!" "The letter!" "How come it's with you?" "It has been with me" "Why didn't you hand it to the magistrate" "He accepts bribes to pervert justice" "He would've destroyed any evidence" "I presented to him" "In fact, I'm waiting for a chance for the appearance of the Inspector General to punish all the corrupt officials" "Innocence, Your Honor!" "How dare you block the Lord?" "Whatever your grievance, 30 slaps first 30 slaps for that?" "So it's you!" "Bureaucratic conspiracy!" "He's notorious... for his sharp practice" "He even acted mad to deceive me" "How could you a magistrate... spoil a bachelor?" "He won't take me... a magistrate seriously" "He even claimed that even Your Excellency" "I'll be straight, Your Excellency!" "Combined with us, are not his match" "Bastard!" "How can a bachelor outsmart us?" "My Lord, many bet heavily that" "Sung Shih-chieh will win this case" "Good!" "Let me see how capable Sung is" "Court!" "Summon Sung Shih-chieh and party concerned!" "Make an autograph..." "We must win by every means" "Thank you" "Make an autograph!" "Thanks for your support" "Thank you" "Inspector General!" "Listen, you're no longer a bachelor" "Kneel down before the Inspector General" "It shows your contempt to Court" "Since you Lords insist on superficiality" "I don't mind kneeling down" "Nonsense!" "It befits propriety to respect Court officers" "The respect comes... from the heart only" "Don't you agree, Lord?" "Sung Shih-chieh!" "Sung Shih-chieh!" "You've my permission not to kneel" "Thank you, My Lord!" "How did the couple... murder Yang's husband?" "Lord Ho, how did her husband die?" "Yang..." "She made her husband die... bleeding from nostrils" "Inspector General, you hear that" "Summon Chen Erh" "Summon Chen Erh" "Announce your occupation to the Lords" "An undertaker of Shansi, My Lord!" "The cause of Hsiu-chen's husband's death, please?" "Deadly poison, as the autopsy shows it" "What?" "Say that again loudly!" "Deadly poison" "You're wicked, you murdered my husband!" "Don't cry, don't just cry!" "You could be the one doing it!" "Yes!" "You could've put the poison!" "Yes..." "If it's true, you'll suffer" "Me?" "Make way!" "You!" "Someone died tragically... in your area of jurisdiction, but you didn't care" "Isn't that your responsibility?" "Blast...!" "Why're you scared like that?" "You aren't the murderer, are you?" "No, Mr. and Mrs. Yao" "Innocence, Your Honor!" "Innocence!" "No, it's been proved Yao Erh died of deadly poison and you claimed his wife caused his death" "Why did you lie if you were free from suspicion?" "He died of blood-emitting" "It could be poison or mental stimulation" "No more subterfuge" "Please arbitrate, Your Honor" "Even if Yao Erh did die of poisoning, there's no proof... the Yao couple did it" "Right!" "Right he is!" "Summon Hsiao Mei!" "Summon Hsiao Mei!" "Come on!" "Hsiao Mei greeting the Lords!" "Hsiao Mei" "Are you Hsiao Mei?" "Where were you when the murder occurred?" "Since madam disappeared," "I returned to the country" "You were on the spot." "Tell the truth" "No, I was not on the spot!" "How could you go back on your words now?" "You told me they poisoned my husband to death and to run away" "Why're you backing out on your remark?" "I didn't" "Besides..." "Enough!" "You may go home and retire." "Thank you" "Your Honor!" "Sung Shih-chieh" "Not yet your turn" "Hsiao Mei, you go on" "I'm madam's personal maid" "Normally she was tough... to her husband" "You..." "Sometimes she brought in some hooligans" "I wasn't on the spot on the day of the accident" "But the previous night I heard her quarreling fiercely with master" "The following day master died" "What've you to say, Sung Shih-chieh?" "Bad!" "Your Honor, now the truth is out" "Yang Hsiu-chen murdered her husband" "Sung framed others for it" "Counsel Sung, you've got more than that" "Your Honor is superb!" "Here's a letter" "It was written... by Shansi Chief Sec to Ho Yu-ta" "I got it perchance and copied it" "The contents?" "Really exciting" "To cover up... his sister's murder, he bribed Ho Yu-ta with 5000 taels to turn a blind eye to it" "Your Honor, the letter only illustrated to me the case with the request that I judged it fairly" "Where's it now?" "Already burnt up" "Read this letter then" "Hold it!" "You claimed to have copied it" "It could be false" "The one I copied has been sent to Lord Ho" "The one I'm now holding is the original" "There's no proof whether it's true or false" "Check the handwriting." "Your Honor!" "Right!" "Hold it!" "What do you want?" "Peepers of an official document... will have their eyes gouged out" "Is that right, Your Honor?" "Yes, there's such a clause" "If you did peep at it, have your eyes gouged out" "If you do it yourself, we'll believe you" "Don't you agree," "Inspector General?" "Yes" "Gouge your eyes out!" "Can this be done to any other part of the body?" "Brazen!" "Observe order in Court" "Use the torture!" "Are you going to do it or not?" "No!" "You're guilty of false accusation and insult to Court officers then" "What punishment according to law, Your Honor?" "Hook his tongue" "Have the torture ready!" "Sung, either you gouge your eyes or hook your tongue" "There's no other choice" "Darling" "Use torture!" "Hold it!" "Who said that?" "Me!" "What is it?" "Someone defecates" "Who?" "Me!" "My daughter defecates" "Your Honor, please allow us to change her diaper" "Nonsense, how can this be done in Court?" "You..." "Lord Ho has been gassing" "Why're officers allowed to gas but the people banned from defecating?" "What justice is that?" "Please comment" "What justice is that?" "And he gassed loudly" "What justice is that?" "You may change" "Thank you, Your Honor!" "What now?" "Be nice..." "A daughter's a nuisance" "She defecates more" "Do more good then" "All your sons are dead" "Haven't I done any good?" "Bitch, it was all your fault" "No!" "What?" "I haven't finished" "You know nothing but crying" "I've endured you long" "You made my wife... take up your case and we're in a hell lot of trouble Listen..." "I really didn't..." "Quiet!" "Now I'm the most innocent" "Please... which of you would care to fling this for me?" "I get no good return." "Look, how pitiable" "Please do me a favor by flinging it?" "Anybody care to give a hand?" "Observe order in Court!" "Who is it now?" "Who else could it be?" "Me?" "Lord Ho, you're a scholar" "Behave in court" "Forget it!" "Be careful!" "Be nice, don't cry!" "Darling, come here!" "How come there's one ingot of silver?" "It's Lord Ho's" "Why is my silver with you?" "Why's Lord Ho's silver with you?" "There's a reason." "Don't ask me!" "Tell us" "I can't" "Why not?" "No, it's only between you and me" "You..." "You seduced my wife" "Me?" "You old dog, you seduced his wife" "I didn't" "Don't deny!" "Tramp, confess or" "I'll drown you" "OK." "Ho bought a house and" "I earned a commission as the middleman" "When did I buy a house?" "Why not?" "Remember the female impersonator Huang" "Female impersonator Huang, a womanizer?" "How did Lord Ho know him?" "No, it was Mrs. Ho who bought it" "When did you buy it from him?" "I didn't, master" "You women are heartless" "Lord Ho works so hard and doesn't earn much" "But you spent his money on a man..." "How much did you pay for it?" "5,000 taels" "You spent 5,000 taels on a man?" "Don't listen to them Where've I got 5,000 taels?" "You don't have the money?" "I dared not take it, but you spent it on a man" "I didn't spend any cent of it" "You didn't?" "You lie!" "You didn't spend Chief Sec's money" "How could it be with my wife?" "Crazy!" "The Chief Sec's money is still inside" "His money is inside!" "Mrs. Ho, sorry for the trouble" "You may go home and retire" "Your Excellency must've heard it clearly" "Sung, even if I did give Magistrate Ho 5000 taels you can't sue me for bribery" "Isn't it OK for me to send him a gift?" "The letter can show whether it was a bribery" "Dare you still mention that letter?" "Just now you deliberately changed the subject" "I forgot to accuse you of unauthorized reading and the penalty of eye-gouging and tongue-hooking" "Come on, execute!" "Bullshit!" "It was not a document," "When did I read the document?" "Only a piece of white paper" "He lies, Your Honor!" "Brazen!" "You lie in Court" "For lying in Court, the penalty is 50 slaps according to the law of Ching" "I'd be delighted to get the penalty" "Even 2 more blows are OK with me" "But... here's the genuine document I brought here" "I didn't read it and deserve no penalty" "And you're guilty of..." "Keep cool..." "Stealing the document?" "100 spanks plus 5 years in exile, according to law" "Sung Shih-chieh!" "I expected that and couldn't care less!" "If you hadn't read that letter, how could you have accused me of bribery" "Come on, what have you to say?" "We're winning..." "Frankly, it was my hypothesis only" "Your Honor, what is the penalty for hypothesis in Court according to law?" "Nil" "Luck's with me" "But I'm ready to bear the other crime" "Isn't it appropriate for Lord Tien... to clarify himself now?" "Why not read out loudly the contents of this letter?" "If my hypothesis is wrong and damaging to the Lords," "I'll be condemned and my whole family and I are ready... to be beheaded" "Yes!" "Lord Tien, please read it" "Are you shy?" "Let me" "Lord Ho, better you read it" "I dropped something Let me pick it up first" "I'll wait" "It takes some time." "It dropped again..." "Sit down I shouldn't have made you read it" "You must be illiterate" "Since no one would read it, please read it, Your Honor You're justice" "Don't pick any more!" "Time off!" "Pick it once again" "Shall I read it or not?" "Read it later" "OK, read it later, Your Honor!" "Better not read it, okay?" "Yes" "Sung Shih-chieh, what do you want?" "Spitting and prosecution" "First, you Shansi Magistrate for negligence" "Someone died a tragic death... in the area of your jurisdiction and you ignored it" "And you Chief Sec for covering up your sister's murder" "And you Canton Magistrate Ho Yu-ta for accepting bribes to pervert justice and for gassing wantonly" "And you too" "Me?" "No?" "You as Inspector General are muddle-headed and indulgent to your subordinates" "Though you're famous for your honesty, you've aroused much complaint" "If this is brought to the Court, your whole family will be involved" "Counsel Sung is superb!" "Adjourned!" "Mrs. Sung, feeling good?" "Okay" "Here" "Mr. Sung, feeling good?" "Let me..." "Any other complaint, Mr. Sung?" "Your sister is a killer" "She's no good to live" "Chop her dead" "Are you serious?" "Yes" "Mr. Sung, what about us?" "What about us?" "Mr. Sung, what about us?" "Chop you all!" "Mr. Sung!" "You stand so high" "How can I hear you?" "Mr. Sung, you've been reinstated" "And we don't deserve death, do we?" "Right..." "Why ask me?" "I don't know" "Ask His Honor!" "Your Honor!" "Discharged pending investigation?" "Yes..." "Please" "Thank you" "As to myself..." "Go on" "Everything must proceed according to rule" "Here's an ideal position." "Come..." "What do you think I should do, Mr. Sung?" "You've fully observed the rules" "So nice!" "Yes!" "I won't sue you" "Let's go" "Darling, who are they?" "Mandarins!" "Oh, mandarins!" "Superb!" "Darling, you helped Yang solve the case" "Now you needn't worry about children without birds" "Now I resent too many kids with birds" "Come..." "Come over..." "Bow to the brothers!" "Come!" "Hurry up!" "Be nice!" "Hold it!" "What's wrong?" "The feng shui seems to have moved" "Where?" "Over there" "Better..." "Okay" "Are you ready?" "Yes" "Turn!" "Turn!"

"♪♪" "Raven:" "Raven's Home was filmed in front of a live studio audience." "Winged liner, bold lip, and a pop of color on the lid." "We are slaying this online makeup tutorial." "Yo, I look like my older sister." "You don't have an older sister." "But if I did, this is what she'd look like." "Raven:" "Nia?" "It's my mom." "Hey, y'all." " Hey, Mom." " What up, Ms. B?" "(clears throat) What y'all doing?" " Nia:" "Nothing." " Oh, really?" "Hmm." "Turn around." "Oh, you're funny." "Okay, let me see what's happening." "All right, well, you know, I'm just gonna..." "Just do a little..." "Oh, gotcha!" "Uh, what have I told you about playing in my makeup?" "That it's too expensive." "And looking good ain't cheap, and looking cheap ain't good." "I don't know who you're imitating, but she's right." "Then let me buy my own." "A lot of girls at school wear makeup." " Well, I'm not their mama." " But you're not my mom." "Yeah, so why are you always in my refrigerator?" "Nia, I told you a thousand times, you're too young for makeup." "Listen, I totally hear you, Ms. B." "But for real, we look slammin', right?" "Nia, you need to wipe your face." "Tess, I'm gonna get you a rag and a bucket." " ♪ Hey♪ - ♪ Yo♪" "♪ Let me tell you somethin'♪" "♪ Had my vision all worked out♪" " ♪ But then life had other plans♪" "Chelsea:" "Tell 'em, Rae." "♪ It's crazy when things turn upside down♪" "♪ But you gotta get up and take that chance♪" "♪ Maybe I'm just finding my way now♪" "♪ Learning how to fly♪" " ♪ And we're gonna be okay♪ - ♪ You know I got you, right♪" "♪ We might be wild, but you know that we make it work♪" "♪ We're just kids caught up in a crazy world♪" " ♪ Come on!" "♪ - ♪ It's Raven's Home♪" " ♪ Yep!" "We get loud!" "♪ - ♪ It's Raven's Home♪" " ♪ It's our crowd!" "♪ - ♪ Might be tough♪" "♪ But together we make it look good♪" "♪ Down for each other like family should♪" " ♪ It's Raven's Home♪ - ♪ When it's tough♪" " ♪ It's Raven's Home♪ - ♪ We got love♪" "♪ 'Cause no matter the weather, you know we gon' shine♪" "♪ There for each other, you know it's our time♪ *RAVEN'S HOME* Season 01 Episode 05 Title: "You're Gonna Get It"" "(Raven laughing)" "Yep!" "That's us." "♪♪" "(laughter)" "Levi, step it up in the bathroom!" "You're 45 pounds." "Ain't a lot of landscape to manscape in there." "Levi:" "Ow!" "What are you still doing in bed?" "I don't wanna go to school." "I'm gonna tell you what my mama told me when I was in the fourth grade." "Booker, get out of bed and go to school!" "Talk to me." "What's going on?" "We're playing dodgeball in PE." "Lucky!" "I love dodgeball." "Well, I hate it." "I'm always the first one out." "Well, there's your problem right there." "You're supposed to be the last one out." "Fixed it." "Let's go." "It's not that easy." "I'm the new kid." "No one even wants me on their team." "Well, if you were in my gym class," "I'd pick you first." "Well, not first." "First, I'd pick Anthony Camuso." "Oh, then Jenny Rogers." "Then Jill Chu." "Then Wheels." "Then Kenneth Miley." "Then you." "Hey, Chels, I just want to let you know, I have to work late tonight." " Again?" " Yeah." "Listen, making dog clothes is just as difficult as making people clothes, except there's less money and more leg holes." "Rae, you are so talented." "I really think one day, you're gonna have your own design studio." "Yeah." "I'm even getting choked up just thinking about it." "(laughing)" "Also, I think I swallowed a little bit of toothpaste." "(coughs)" "Morning, Aunt Chels." "Morning, Nia." " Hi, Mom." "You look beautiful today." " Hi." "Is that makeup you're wearing?" " Forget it." " But, Mom..." "Listen, you are too young to wear makeup." "I think I'm old enough to make my own decisions." "This conversation is over." "If I catch you wearing makeup, you gonna get it." "Now, please, I have to put a size 12 beagle into a size six wedding dress." "Do not be the most challenging part of my day." "I can't believe you took makeup from your mom." "All this time, I thought I was the bad influence." "Turns out, it's you." "I'm only in trouble if she catches me." "Besides, if I'm too young for eyeliner, why am I so good at it?" "That's exactly how I feel about driving." "I'm not a little kid anymore." "When is my mom gonna realize that?" "Nia, don't freak out." "Shannon Reynolds is coming over." "Yeah, right." "Shannon Reynolds is the coolest eighth grader." "She doesn't even know we exist." "Hey, would you sign my petition?" "It's so the eighth graders can attend next month's climate change rally." "(laughs) We can't." "We're only in sixth." "You're kidding?" "Wow." "I thought you guys were older." "Nia, it's the makeup." "You're eye-lining on an eighth grade level." "I love your eye shadow." "What shade is it?" "It's actually a couple different ones." "I blended them." "You have to show me how you did that." "I'll go grab my makeup." "Meet me in the bathroom." "Shannon Reynolds just asked" " you to do her makeup." " I know." "She's like the Beyoncé of our school!" "I know!" "I heard her vision board was just a mirror." "'Cause she's already there." "Nia, do not mess this up." "This is our big chance to seem better than we are." "For some reason, that's important to me." " Hey, Rae." " Oh, hey, Chels." "What are you doing here?" "Well, since you've been working so hard," " I thought I'd make you lunch." " Oh?" "But then I burned it, so..." "So, I thought I'd take us out to lunch." "But then, I forgot my wallet." "So you want me to take us to lunch?" "Thanks, Rae." "So, you're Chelsea?" "Nice to finally meet you." "I wish you had brought Booker and Nia so I could meet them too." "No, no, no, she can't..." "She can't do that." "Uh, can I talk to..." "Can I talk to my friend for a second?" "Paisley thinks that Booker and Nia are my puppies." "What?" "Why would she think that?" "Okay, so when I was interviewing for this job, I had to compete against some 20-something-year-olds straight out of design school, right?" "So I needed the upper edge." "Now, I knew Paisley liked dogs, so, you know, I brought up Booker and Nia." "I didn't say they were dogs." "I just let her assume." "Okay, well, now you can tell her the truth." "(laughing) No, no." "No, I'm not gonna do that." "See, because if I do, and she finds out I've been lying," "I could get fired." " Okay, you can count on me." " Thank you." "(phone ringing)" "Just a second." "I can't believe Raven's worked here for three years, and I've never met her puppies." "(gasps) Oh, my gosh!" "I just had the best idea." "You could go out of your way to bring them by." "No, no." "No, she can't." "No, she's busy." "And that was, uh..." "That was the school." "That was the obedience school... (clears throat) that the babies are in, and they're sick." " Paisley." " (gasping)" "They ate some bad cat." "Raven, you shouldn't be here." "You should go home and take care of your babies." "I should." "I should, but who's gonna..." "Who's gonna finish the gowns?" "Raven, I'm here." "I really don't mind... making Jessica do it." " Hey, Booker." " (screams)" "I don't wanna go to gym class." "Levi, get out of there." "What's up with you?" "I can't go to PE." "I've been at this school for a month, and all the other kids just ignore me." "Okay, listen, here's what you do." "You go into dodgeball and take out the biggest kid in the class." "Then everyone will know your name." "You really believe that?" "Of course." "I believe everything I say." "Now, get in there." "It's gonna be great." "(whooshing)" "No!" "They're gonna destroy Levi." "It's all my fault." "Why am I so inspirational?" "Nia, girl, my eye makeup looks awesome." "It's so cool that your mom lets you do this." "Well, she doesn't exactly let me, but I'm in sixth grade now." "So, I said, "Mom, you can't tell me what to do."" "You said that?" "Oh, yeah." "Real loud." "In my head." "(laughing)" "Hey, you and your friend wanna hang out with us after school?" "Yes!" "I mean, I'll think about it." "I thought about it." "Yes!" "Uh, hey, Book." "Where are you going?" "We don't have PE right now." "I'm going to save Levi's butt." "Wait." "Are you wearing makeup?" "Ooh, you gonna get it!" "Booker, what are you doing here?" "I had a vision that you were gonna get destroyed in dodgeball, so I skipped lunch and rushed right over to help you." "You have a little sauce on your face." "Okay, I had a slice of pizza." "Then, I rushed over." "This is fourth-grade gym." "As soon as Coach Aronson sees you, he's gonna kick you out." "(whistle trills)" "Coach A-ronson is sick." "So I'll be your sub today." "My name is Coach Spitz." "With a Z." "I know what you're thinking." ""Coach Spitz is just a sub." ""We don't have to respect him." "We can pull all the nonsense we want."" "Well, that's where you're wrong." "Nonsense will not be tolerated." "A sub, this is perfect." "He won't know I'm not supposed to be in your class." "(whistle trills)" "What was that whispering?" "Some nonsense?" "You're big for a fourth grader." "You're big for a sub." "I like your style." "What's your name, son?" " Booker." " Booger?" "Why the heck would your folks give you a crazy name like that?" " It's Booker." " Don't sass me, Booger." "I'm not the one who named you after a nose nugget." "Now, get up here." "I'm making you team captain." "Great." "You can pick me first." "Then, we'll be on the same team." "(whistle trills)" "Oh, I see!" "Little Booger whispers and gets made captain, and you think it's gonna work for you." "Well, it did." "You're captain." "What's your name, son?" " Levi." " Levy, get up here." "We may be on opposite teams, but I can still protect you." "Just stay out of the way." "I'll make sure you don't get hit." "(whistle trills)" " (whistle trills)" " You're out." "Heck of a throw, Booger." "You got real talent." "Thanks, Coach." " (whistle trills)" " You're out." "You're dominating, son." "You could win this whole thing." "I could win this whole thing." "Um, you're still protecting me, right, Booker?" "Absolutely, buddy." "You're out!" " (whistle trills)" " Hey!" "I'm the one who says who's out." "But he's right." "You're out." "Woo-wee!" "I should have used that sick dog excuse with Paisley a long time ago." "Look at us." "We had a nice little lunch, a little mani-pedi." "We filed a formal complaint against those guys watching us get mani-pedis." "(laughing) Hey!" "(phone ringing)" "(gasps) Oh, snap!" "It's Paisley." "Um, act like a sick dog." "(barks)" "(coughing)" "Raven, it's me." "I just had a genius idea." "Since Booker and Nia are sick," "I'm gonna bring them the puppy equivalent of chicken noodle soup." "What's that?" "Chicken noodle soup." "I'll be there in 15." "Clean your house." "Chels, this is bad." "If Paisley finds out I don't have dogs, I could get fired." "I really think it's time you tell her the truth." "(laughing)" "Oh, man!" "We're gonna borrow two dogs and pass them off as Booker and Nia, aren't we?" "You know it." "(Booker screaming)" "(screaming continues)" "(whistle trilling)" "(grunting)" " (whistle trills)" " You're out." "Booger, you keep playing like that, you could go pro." "When you do, you're gonna need a manager." "I'm just saying." "Game over, chumps!" "No!" "They aren't gonna destroy Levi." "I am." "Finish him." "Finish him." "No." "No, I won't do it." "Levi is my brother." "I admit." "I was blinded by my own awesomeness for a minute, but..." "I came here to protect him, and that's what I'm gonna do." "I won!" " (whistle trills) - (cheering)" "What the heck?" "I took out the biggest kid." "I really thought you could have been something, Booger." "I can't believe Shannon asked us to sit at the eighth grade table for lunch!" "Did you even know there was a secret menu?" "I didn't." "Who knew you could get the meatloaf with real meat?" " It's usually all loaf." " Right." "What's up, ladies?" " Hey." " 'Sup?" " So, what's the plan after school?" " There isn't one." "The coffee shop where we usually hang out is closed, so we don't really have anywhere to go." "Maybe some other time." "Nia, do something." "I got a taste for the good life." "I can't go back!" "Okay." "Uh, wait." "Um..." "We could hang out on the roof deck of our building." "Seriously?" "Nia, you are, like, the coolest sixth grader ever." "Yo, you didn't even ask your mom." "If she catches you in makeup, you're gonna get it." "I'm proud of you for not thinking this one through." "Yeah." "Tess, we're old enough to make our own decisions." "Besides, it's just Shannon, her squad, and us." "It's no big deal." "Thanks for letting me invite a few extra people." "(pop music playing)" "No problem." "Tess, we're sixth graders throwing the biggest eighth-grade party of the year." "This is awesome." "And none of this would have happened if we hadn't worn makeup." "Squad pic!" "You're telling me these are the twins?" "(whines)" "Yes, yes." "This is Nia, and this is Booker, my babies." "I thought you said that was Nia, and that was Booker." "Paisley, I see love, not breed." "What a gorgeous boy." "Hi, Booker." "Does he shake?" "No, no, he's not into tricks." "Some days." "Some days, he shakes." "Just, just watch them." "Okay, we have to get Paisley out of here." "Mr. Farley in 1B says he wants his dog back by 3:30." "Okay, well, we only have 45 minutes with the chihuahua." "I found her tied to a parking meter, and I didn't have any change." "Paisley, you know what?" "Thank you so much for the soup, but I think you should go." "I know you got a lot of stuff going on." "Actually, I don't." "I work my employees really hard, so I have plenty of free time." "You get it." "Yeah, I get it." "(phone ringing)" "(barking)" " (phone ringing) - (dog barking)" "Booker!" "Booker, stop!" "I think it's your ringtone." "(sighs) Hello?" "(whispering) Hey, Mr. Farley." "Oh." "Oh, your dog freaks out when the phone rings?" "You should have told me that in a text, bruh." "(dog barking)" "I can't believe I got so caught up in that dodgeball game that I almost took you out." "But then I took you out." "Okay, okay." "We all know what happened." "Thanks for helping me, Booker." "Everyone was talking to me." "And I got so many high fives," "I had to start going lefty." "You're right." "I guess I am a hero." "Well, I didn't say that." "You didn't have to." "Oh!" "Wait!" "Wait!" "Oh, no!" "Oh, no!" " (screaming) - (barking)" "Wait!" "Wait!" "Booker, get back here!" "(clattering)" "Raven:" "Booker, stop!" "Raven:" "Booker, drop it!" "Raven:" "Booker, sit!" "What are you doing?" "I don't know." "She's using her command voice." " (dog barking)" " Raven:" "Oh!" "(grunts)" " Mom, what's going on?" " (clattering)" "Hey, hey, if you stop asking questions and hide under the coffee table," "I'll give you cookies." "How many?" "That's a question." "Don't blow this." "Raven, I'm so glad I finally got to meet the twins." "But I have a confession." "That's not the only reason I'm here." "Oh, no." "You don't wanna be friends too, do you?" "No." "I was checking out your house." "There's clearly a lot of love here, which is why I'm gonna let you puppy-sit for me while I'm out of town." "Say what?" "Don't worry." "It's only for the summer... and part of the fall." "Bye." "Well, that's karma." "What?" "I've been calling her Paisley, like, this whole time." "(music playing)" "Nia, that DJ is fire!" "This is the best party we've ever accidentally thrown." "Yeah, but my mom will be home soon." "If she catches me in this makeup, she'll kill me." "I'm just gonna ask Shannon how much longer she wants to hang out." "All right, but make sure it's at least 20 minutes." "I just requested five songs." "Hey, Shannon." "You gonna get it." "You gonna get it." "Hey, party people, I know you with it!" "Here's a new song called "You Gonna Get It."" "Tess, we have to get everybody out of here." "Girl, you gonna get it." "(screaming)" "Time to get you back to Mr. Farley." " (music thumping)" " Hey!" "Who's having a party in the middle of the afternoon, on a Tuesday... and not invite me?" "(phone ringing)" " (dog barking) - (gasps) Uh-oh!" " (dog barking)" " No!" "(Raven groaning)" "Ow!" "(exclaiming)" "I'm fine." "I'm fine." "I'm okay." "I'm okay." "What are y'all doing on my roof?" "It's cool." "Nia invited us." "My Nia?" "Oh, she did?" "Well, I'm her mama, and I'm uninviting you!" "Get out!" "Come here." "Get... out." "Are you wearing makeup?" "Ooh, girl, you about to get it." "(phone ringing)" "Uh-oh!" " (dog barking) - (screaming)" "Yo, when you guys get a dog?" "You had quite a day." "I don't know what got into me." "Things just got so out of control." "I shouldn't have taken that makeup, and I shouldn't have worn it to school." "You right." "You shouldn't have." "Nia, like, what were you thinking?" "I wasn't." "I liked the way it looked, and suddenly, eighth graders started talking to me." "I guess I just liked feeling grown-up." "So, you know it's the way you act and the decisions you make that make you mature, not the makeup you wear." "Yeah." "And you're beautiful." "You don't need all that stuff on your face." "Well, you're beautiful, and you wear makeup." "Yeah, but I'm old, I got kids, and I'm tired." "But I get it." "It's really difficult out there." "There's a lot of pressure to make us a look a certain way." "It's coming from all angles." "I get it." "You get it." "I get it." "But it's my job to keep reminding you that you're beautiful just the way you are." "And I'm gonna keep reminding you." "Oh, thank you." "I love you." "I love you, Mom." "All right, come on." "(sighs, clears throat)" "You know you're grounded, right?" "Yeah, I know." "For what, three weeks?" "I was gonna say two, but I think you're old enough to make your own decisions." "Whoo!" "I am glad this crazy day is over, girl." "Yeah, I just..." "I feel like we're forgetting something." "No, no, grounded Nia." "Saved my job." "Taco Tuesday." "What else is there?" "I don't know." "I just feel like there were a lot of extra tacos tonight." "Oh, well." "I guess it's not important." "How long do we have to stay under here before we get our cookies?" "You heard my mom." "No questions." "Man, these cookies are gonna be sweet!" "Sync corrections - by srjanapala"

"Once, people thought God had created the world and every living thing, each with a purpose in an ordered universe over which our creator presided, rewarding good deeds and punishing sin." "Charles Darwin's theory of evolution by natural selection blew a hole in this comfortable explanation of life and faced us with a blindingly obvious yet disturbing truth - humans don't have dominion over animals." "We are animals." "We are the fifth ape." "But even Darwin hesitated to say this out loud." "It throws into question our trust in our fellow human beings." "Are our morals and manners just a veneer?" "Since a struggle for existence drives evolution, why don't we humans run an entirely dog-eat-dog world?" "How about genocide and ethnic cleansing?" "Are they some kind of survival strategy?" "In this programme, I want to confront the issue that Darwin skirted around in The Origin Of Species, the evolution of human beings." "I want to ask what it means for us to be evolved." "The question is more urgent than ever." "Increasingly, religious people and others attack Darwinism for, in their view, excusing selfishness and barbarism." "Throughout my career, I've wrestled with how to reconcile my liberal values with what Darwin revealed to be the pitiless war of nature." "So now I'm going to take you into the Darwinian heart of darkness and look for answers... and for hope." "Natural selection is the driving force of our evolution, but that doesn't mean that society ought to be run on Darwinian lines." "As a scientist, I'm thrilled by natural selection, but as a human being, I abhor it as a principle for organising society." "Evolution by natural selection is a very simple idea." "Over thousands of generations, in a struggle for existence, successful variations have survived to reproduce, the process that gradually carves life into more and more specialised forms." "Life forms that include the apes - gibbons, orang-utans, gorillas, chimps...and us." "Here, at London Zoo, back in the 1830s, the arrival of the first apes outraged polite society." "Queen Victoria, for one, found them painfully and disagreeably human." "But another visitor was spellbound." "The young Charles Darwin saw the unmistakable truth staring back at him from the other side of the cage." "The uncanny familiarity of ape hands and the humanity we seem to glimpse in their eyes was, for Darwin, further evidence to support the idea of evolution, that all life was related." "The African apes, he realised, were our closest evolutionary cousins." "East Africa - my birthplace and, rather more importantly, the birthplace of the human species itself." "Between five and six million years ago, there lived in Africa an ape who had two children." "One of those children was destined to give rise to us, the other was destined to give rise to the chimpanzees." "If I stood here and held my mother's hand, and she held her mother's hand, and she held her mother's hand, and so on, back to the grand ancestor of all humans and all chimpanzees," "how far would the line stretch?" "The answer is about 300 miles." "Over that surprisingly short distance, the fossil record shows evidence of extraordinary changes." "The palaeontologist Richard Leakey and his family have uncovered the hard evidence in Kenya's Rift Valley, evidence that charts the evolution of our ancient human ancestors." "About 1.9 million years ago, you have skulls like this turning up." "This is what they were calling Homo habilis." "Largish brains, still got a flat, big face, and probably ancestral to Homo erectus, which turns up in Africa at about 1.8 million years." "This, then, is the ancestor to Homo sapiens." "This persists for almost a million years, this condition, and then it gives way to something with an even larger brain - things that are much more like ourselves." "These whopping great vaults." "The brain has really expanded." "It's much more like a modern human brain in terms of size and in terms of shape, and by the time you get to this, all of these others have disappeared from the fossil record." "So all the major steps in the human story are, in fact, told in Africa." "I often meet people who say to me, "Nobody's going to tell me I'm an ape."" "Is there a kind of visceral revulsion?" "Do you meet that, as well?" "Yes, I do, but it seems to be so misplaced because, as you know, we are the fifth ape." "We never separated from the apes, we just do things differently." "I've often found it fun to go to an ape exhibit in one of the big zoos and you can watch people looking at a group of chimpanzees, and what is very clear, if you watch their facial expression," "you can see that they're not so sure that that ape's like them but they can look around and say, "There's a similarity" ""between the person on the other side of the cage."" "We're closer to chimps, African chimps, than a horse is to an ass." "Horses and asses put together produce offspring." ""Wow!" says everybody. "Are you...?"" ""Yeah, I am."" "It's an unsettling thought." "In evolutionary terms, we're so closely related to chimps that it's not ridiculous to ask whether we might still be able to breed with them." "We're the human animal, upright, big-brained ape cousins who evolved to out-think the competition." "As a biologist, I've wondered at the challenging implications of this, what it tells us about human society now." "But over half the people on Earth are so horrified by what Darwinism reveals about our origins, they just refuse to believe it." "I'm an ape." "Are you an ape?" "No, I'm not, I'm a human being." "I'm on a journey exploring the dark side of Darwinism." "I want to confront what it means for us to have evolved in nature's brutal struggle." "Why should the fifth ape love thy neighbour?" "The thought of our animal origins can upset people." "Read The Origin Of Species, Darwin's masterpiece that set out his theory of evolution, and you will find only a handful of passing references to human origins." "That man was made in God's image, having dominion over the animals, defined what it meant to be human, so discussing human evolution was just too risky." "Darwin shied away from it and simply wrote near the end," ""Light will be thrown on the origin of man and his history."" "But when the book came to be published in 1859, the buzz was all about the extraordinary implications for mankind." "Were we just beasts in fancy dress?" "Evolution become known as "the monkey theory"." "The row has not gone away." "In Kenya, the cradle of mankind, religious groups are trying to block the opening of the National Museum's exhibit of human fossils." "The fossil record of human ancestry has a particular fascination." "To me, these are far more precious than the Crown Jewels." "This is the Turkana Boy." "Homo erectus, 1.5 million years old." "The most complete ancient human skeleton ever found." "It's one of the most precious relics in any museum anywhere in the world." "It would be an enormous pity if there were any pressure not to allow it to be seen." "CHOIR SINGS A PRAISE SONG" "The ten-million-strong Evangelical movement in Kenya has run a hide-the-bones campaign." "By coincidence, I was born right next door to the church where the protest is being led by Bishop Bonifes Adoyo." "Bishop, how do you do?" "Very nice of you to agree to this meeting." "Same here to meet the great professor." "Let's go in, shall we?" "I was born just over the road, there." "No, I'm told over the other side." "Well, we'll have to work that out." "Yeah, yeah." "'It was clear that we weren't going to see eye-to-eye from the beginning.'" "I'm an ape." "Are you, Bishop?" "I'm not." "I definitely am not." "(LAUGHS)" "I'm special." "Made in the image of God, in the creative mind of God, creative as God is, who made me." "That's the difference between the ape and me." "Well, I'm an ape." "I'm an African ape." "I'm very proud to be an African ape, and so should you be." "Don't you think the evidence should be displayed for all to see and make up their own minds?" "Sure." "You are against displaying it." "Everybody should make up their own mind." "No, I am not against the display," "I am against the attachment of the evolution theory to the display." "See, that's all we're talking about." "You'd be happy for them to be displayed but not the evolutionary messages?" "They are complete human being skulls." "Well, not really." "They're very much smaller than ours and they've got very much less brain." "The three-million-year-old one had the same-sized brain as chimpanzees." "They were kind of chimpanzees on their hind legs, so it was a first step towards becoming human." "The next step was then, in the Turkana Boy, to have a bigger brain, and the final step was to have an even bigger brain, like us." "If that's where we originated and evolved into this stage, why aren't those chimpanzees also evolving...into man?" "Why aren't they extinct?" "Because by the time they developed to this level, they should have been extinct." "No, that's not the way evolution works." "We're not descended from them." "We are cousins of them." "So we and they go back to a common ancestor." "There are the chimpanzees, there's us." "We go back to a common ancestor." "Now, that common ancestor was not a chimpanzee and it was not a human, it was something else." "And it evolved towards being a chimpanzee and in a different direction, it evolved towards being a human." "So chimpanzees have been evolving all that time, and humans have been evolving all that time, and they'll probably both go on evolving but we can't predict where that will go." "'Our discussion now threw up an important point about evolution.'" "So what is the goal of evolution?" "What is the ultimate goal?" "Is it for us to have big heads?" "There is no goal." "No goal?" "It just happens." "That doesn't answer my question." "Where are we heading to?" "I mean, up to where shall we say that this is the limit?" "It doesn't have goals." "It's a misunderstanding to say evolution has goals." "It never had." "It just changes." "This is crucial." "To understand evolution by natural selection, you have to grasp that it is not a grand scheme with goals." "It's a harsh, unguided process which simply favours those that are most successful at passing on their genes." "It has no morality or purpose." "And we humans are just one of its products." "Darwin took man off his pedestal and made him an animal, like all others." "We evolved in the ruthless competition of nature." "So what does that mean for us and our society?" "To begin to grapple with this problem, we have to understand what nature is in all its brutal glory." "It looks like nature in harmony." "Actually, as Darwin realised, there's a struggle out there." "All the players are working for their own benefit and because they are surrounded by others working for their own benefit, they tend to exploit each other." "In the shady forest, all the plants are struggling to get to the light." "Big trees pay the price legitimately by growing up to the sun." "But this strangler fig does a very strange and cruel thing." "It started life high up in the tree from a seed, perhaps dropped by a fruit-eating monkey." "It then sent roots down towards the ground in order to get nourishment from the ground." "And then these roots proliferate all around the original tree and strangle it to death." "Eventually, the original tree will die and the fig will be left standing on its own, having usurped its position in the sun." "The bitter struggle for survival in nature has been the dynamic force that has driven the evolution of life." "And this is where my own struggle with the consequences of Darwinism begins." "Attacks on Darwin have claimed that his goalless, soulless theory has unleashed the worst of human nature." "If nature is ruthless competition, and nature is where we evolved, then is this the model for human society?" "Every man for himself?" "Well, let's look at this." "There is one area of human affairs in which the dog-eat-dog mentality seems to many entirely natural." "In business." "Certain elements of business have always loved what they perceive as Darwin's message - the strong must survive, the weak perish." "Here is apparent justification for unrestrained capitalism and denying help to the poor." "Several of the great entrepreneurs of the early 20th century, the so-called "robber barons" like the oil tycoon John D Rockefeller, were unashamed social Darwinists." "They believed human progress would be delivered by modelling business and society on nature, on the unceasing struggle of the jungle." "NEWSREEL: 'Today, the giants of the oil industry 'stand as monuments to Rockefeller, the architect of our business age.'" "Social Darwinism is still with us." "In the 1990s the American energy company Enron ran a kind of nasty Darwinian experiment, lining up 15% of the least fit of their workforce to be fired each year." "It didn't end well." "Enron selected not necessarily the best but the most ruthless individuals, who turned a blind eye to the widespread fraud that brought the company down in scandal." "Ken Lay, chairman and chief executive officer, Enron." "CHEERING" "I've come to a convention of entrepreneurs in London to observe today's business animal up close." "My best friend's a money-broker in the City and has more money than he knows what to do with..." "One thing's confusing me, and that is why you're here." "Your presentation - I'll put my cards on the table." "I don't like the recruitment industry generally..." "For a very long time, people have noticed the similarities between economic systems and biological systems, in particular, the notion of competition in both systems." "When businesses compete, we can think of them as designs, so you might have a design for a bank, a way to run a bank, and each of the banks along the high street will have a slightly different way of running a bank, a different design," "and the evolutionary competition, it's a competition for you walking down the high street to determine which bank will serve you best, which design suits your needs best." "'So are we looking at corporate apes fighting for supremacy 'without compassion, teeth bared?" "'I wonder if it's more posturing than reality.'" "Do you think there's a risk of overdoing the Darwinian analogy?" "Yes,verymuchso." "The press loves to play up company CEOs and entrepreneurs as these heroes, and in many ways they are." "They work incredibly hard, make great sacrifices." "But the myth is that they were these great visionaries, these people who could predict the future and drive an organisation toward that future." "The reality is, economic systems, just like biological systems, are hugely complex and being able to predict what's gonna happen in the long term is extraordinarily difficult, or even impossible." "And what some companies do is rather than try to outguess where the market's going, they'll create some notion of variety within their company and let the market choose - let customers decide which products and services they like best." "These legendary moguls who..." "I mean, is it sort of luck that they're the ones who've just..." "they just happen to get it right?" "With hindsight, you could say that they got it right." "But it's just hindsight." "Well, not to take away from the talent that these individuals may have, but if you imagine a room full of people flipping coins, if the room's big enough, one of them is going to get ten heads in a row." "Then if you ask that person, "What did you do?"" "they'll say, "I'm an expert coin-flipper." "I've got my wrists just right."" "And we see the same thing in business." "CHATTER" "So Darwinism in business seems to be little more than a metaphor, an analogy." "It certainly doesn't provide a straightforward natural law for economic progress, as social Darwinists used to argue." "But can Darwinism be applied to other areas of human affairs?" "What about taking back the reins of our own evolution?" "Don't copy nature but control it." "Speed up the elimination process." "NEWSREEL: 'Once they have been born, defectives are happier and more useful 'in these institutions than when at large, but it would have been better by far 'if they had never been born.'" "It's been tried before." "The eugenics movement of the early 20th century aimed to stop the weak procreating through compulsory sterilisation of the unfit." "Eugenics seeks to apply the known laws of heredity so as to prevent the degeneration of the race, and improve its inborn qualities." "Here was a slippery slope down to a nightmare." "At its worst, eugenics became a dark, tribal vision ultimately used to justify ethnic genocide in Nazi Germany with horrific echoes in Bosnia and Rwanda." "I feel strongly that the barbarism that was the culmination of eugenics in the 20th century was atrocious." "But it's important to say eugenics is not Darwinism." "Eugenics is not a version of natural selection." "Hitler, despite popular legend, was not a Darwinist." "Every farmer, horticulturalist or pigeon-fancier knew how to breed for desired outcomes." "Eugenicists like Hitler borrowed from breeders." "What Darwin uniquely realised was that nature can play the role of breeder." "Darwin has been wrongly tainted." "I've always hated how Darwin is wheeled out to justify cut-throat business competition, racism and right-wing politics, and throughout my career, I've grappled with the apparent paradox of the way co-operation, being nice to each other," "even morality, could evolve from the mindless brutality of nature." "Charles Darwin argued in Origin Of Species that evolution of life on Earth had been driven by a brutal struggle for existence." "Natural selection can seem bleak for many biologists." "Certainly, nature can be pitiless and cruel." "But I've been intrigued by what appear to be acts of kindness in nature - warning cries, huddling for warmth and comfort, and mutual grooming." "Animals like these are displaying what we call altruism." "They're giving something to another at a cost to themselves." "The question I've grappled with as a biologist is why." "The explanation must, at some point, involve the brain." "Altruism, like any other behaviour, must have evolved over time as brains have evolved." "'So now I want to talk to somebody who knows about our evolved psychology.'" "Hello." "Hello." "Nice to see you." "When we teach about evolution, we naturally tend to focus on anatomy but you could equally well say that psychology, that our minds, are evolved organs, or organ systems, couldn't you?" "Well, yes." "We've every reason to believe that the mind is a product of the activity of the brain." "I happen to have one here." "It's clear that the brain is an organ." "It's got an evolutionary history." "All of the parts in the human brain you can find in the brain of a chimpanzee and other mammals." "And we also know that the brain is not just a random neural network, and we have reason to believe that a lot of the products of the brain - our perception, our emotions, our language, our ways of thinking " "are strategies for negotiating a world - surviving, bringing up children, finding mates, negotiating relationships." "I suppose we can all understand why sexual lust has a Darwinian survival value." "Are you now saying that the mechanisms for guilt, trust, that those are a bit like lusts?" "There's a lust to trust..." "or is that not a...?" "Indeed!" "And people have...no problem accepting Darwinian explanations for emotions that are triggered by the physical world - fear of heights and snakes and spiders and the dark and deep water, disgust at bodily secretions that might be carrying parasites," "or rotting meat and so on - um...but often feel a little more surprised and even resistant to the idea that some of our moral emotions might have an evolutionary basis - like trust, sympathy or gratitude." "But I think that, as clear as it is that fear has an evolutionary basis," "I think our moral emotions can be analysed in the same way." "I think Stephen Pinker is right and we do have an evolved morality." "But I also understand why there is resistance to the idea." "Why would the genes for the parts of the brain that involve giving at a cost to oneself be inherited in nature's brutal struggle for existence?" "Darwin defined this as sexual selection." "To explore this, I want to look at another case where individual survival doesn't appear to be the priority." "A peacock's plumage is gorgeous but it must get in the way of its own survival." "It's easily spotted by predators and its huge weight must hinder a quick escape." "So why isn't the peacock's tail eliminated by natural selection?" "Charles Darwin was puzzled." ""The sight of a feather in a peacock's tail whenever I gaze at it," he wrote," ""makes me sick."" "But it was Darwin himself who hit upon the answer - sex." "The peacock's tail is a burden to himself but a boon to the genes that built it." "Why?" "Because the tail wins sexual partners." "Something about the peahen's brain is attracted to bright feathers and extravagant, maybe costly, advertisement." "Peacock evolution has been shaped not jut by individual survival but by peahen brains." "Peahens, in effect, selectively breed peacocks as pigeon fanciers breed pigeons." "Darwin defined this as sexual selection" "Evolution, he now realised, wasn't just about which animals survived, but which could prevail in winning the favours of the opposite sex." "# The naked cowboy Keeping it real for you" "# I'm the naked cowboy You gotta do what you gotta do" "There are two ways for an individual to pass his genes on to the next generation - you've got to survive and you may have to be attractive to the opposite sex." "A peacock is a walking advertising hoarding." "A peacock's tail with its eye spots is like a walking neon sign." "Here in America," "I'm looking into an unexpected way in which women could be said to be practising a form of selective breeding." "I'm going to meet some single women who, in the cold light of day, are choosing the attributes they want to mate with and hope to pass on to their children." "Is it even possible that kindness, altruism, is one of the things they go for?" "Hi." "You must be Stacey." "I am." "Welcome." "I'm Richard." "And this is?" "'These women want to become mothers through a sperm donor." "'It's a kind of hi-tech sexual selection.'" "Thank you for..." "Did you think you were choosing a man you yourself would be attracted to? you pay for a three-month membership and you look at the photos and I know some women that look at it that way." "You're looking for healthy, attractive, fit and intelligent." "So I would want those qualities for my child - the same qualities I would want in a partner." "They're appealing for people in general, that's how I look at it." "For the women's potential partners, partners whom they never meet, the process begins here." "Here we have the donor rooms where, you know, they can do their thing." "And..." "Suitable pictures on the wall." "Of course you've got to have some inspirational material to help them along." "'But who are the women going to pick?" "'" "Are there any women who say, "Just give me something at random"?" "Very, very, very rarely." "Tell me a woman that has walked into a shoe shop and said, "Just give me whatever you have."" "That doesn't happen." "You spend time on your decisions." "Of course, but in our society, we pay lip service to the idea that there's something taboo about eugenic choice." "So you might think that women might, as it were, go along with that and say," ""I don't approve of eugenics, so..."" "It's America - it's a society of consultation and consumerism." "People are used to..." "You go online, you buy products, you ask questions." "'Donors have to provide full and intimate details of all aspects of their life.'" "Shoe size and allergies and skin tone - if he tans easily." "(Woman) There is one that caught my eye." "6'1", hazel eyes, curly brown hair." "Favourite pet - dog." "If he's a smoker." "He likes James Bond." "He likes the Aston Martin." "He likes jazz music." "'But I want to return to the enigma of altruism." "'Is it possible that among the qualities women want in a sperm donor 'is niceness - kindness?" "'" "I'm interested in this donor because he explained that someone in his family had difficulty getting pregnant and so it was important to him to be able to help others who...um...were in need of assistance in that area." "So I liked that." "'What's fascinating is that the women don't just want 'the obvious alpha male qualities.'" "There's so many things that go into it than just looks and/or intelligence." "One of the donors that have been really popular is actually the nicest guy." "And..." "I don't know how you put that in a form, but he's the nicest guy." "He's not the smartest guy, he's not the best-looking guy." "How do they know he's the nicest?" "He's actually written a really good extended profile about himself." "I've actually met him and the profile checks out - he is a really nice guy." "So what's going on here at a more fundamental level?" "This goes back to an old interest of mine." "I became fascinated by the issue of how animals evolved to be nice when I started teaching biology at Oxford in the 1960s." "This was barely ten years after the structure of DNA and genes had first been cracked by Watson and Crick, and I was intrigued how the new science of genetics could help provide an answer to the puzzle of altruism." "Genes are coded instructions that build every living thing - body and mind." "They give rise to the distinctive family nose down through the generations." "They dictate what colour eyes you have." "But such examples are just the outward and visible tip of the iceberg." "Now here's the point - we organisms - you, me, an octopus, a forget-me-not or a giraffe - are survival machines." "We are vehicles for the genes that ride inside us - vehicles that are thrown away after we've handed the precious coded information on to the next generation through reproduction." "Genes are copied from one generation to the next, on and on." "So they, and they alone, are immortal." "I advocate a kind of genes'-eye view of nature." "The genes that survive are the ones that consistently provide slightly longer necks, slightly keener eyes or improved camouflage and so help their vehicle to survive and therefore pass those same genes on." "The survival of the fittest really means the survival of genes, because it is only genes that really survive down through many generations." "A gene that didn't look after its own interests would not survive." "That's the meaning of the phrase "selfish gene"." "OK, so how can selfish genes support kindness?" "If genes are striving selfishly to make more copies of themselves, how can a gene achieve this selfish objective by making its bearer behave altruistically?" "One part of the answer is kinship." "An altruistic gene can spread through the population so long as the altruism is directed at other organisms that have the same gene." "In other words, at family." "So selfish genes build parent animals who protect their young." "In human terms, parents who'd rush into a burning building to save their children." "This is called kin selection." "The other part of the answer is reciprocal altruism." "You scratch my back and I'll scratch yours." "When animals live in groups where they encounter each other repeatedly, genes for returning favours can survive." "Individuals sacrifice themselves for each other, they give food to each other, to close kin and to other individuals who might be in a position to pay back favours on another occasion." "Selfish genes give rise to altruistic individuals." "In the '70s, I wrote a book bringing these ideas together, called The Selfish Gene." "The idea that altruism ultimately boils down to a survival game for genes raised hackles, but it's now widely accepted among biologists." "But it's not the end of the story." "I realised there really does seem to be something odd about humans." "Aren't humans rather nicer than even the selfish gene theory would expect?" "We donate to charity, give blood, weep in sympathy at the plight of complete strangers." "Now I want to explore why." "I've been struggling all my life with why people should be quite so kind and decent to each other." "At first glance, it seems to go against the dog-eat-dog viciousness of Darwinism." "To be sure, Darwinism was softened because it was in the selfish interests of genes to build altruistic animals." "There are good genetic reasons for limited acts of kindness." "But I can't help wondering is this enough to explain the kindness of humans or even chimpanzees?" "'The Dutch primatologist Frans De Waal 'has been a critic of the selfish gene idea." "He studies chimps." "'He believes that our closest living relatives 'exhibit empathy and moral concern 'that goes beyond the kin altruism and tit-for-tat of selfish genes.'" "Let's say there's a big fight, someone loses the fight, very often another one will put an arm round them, try to calm them down, groom them." "We call that consolation behaviour and that's common enough that you can collect data on it." "'De Waal has accused my work of promoting what he's labelled "veneer theory", 'the idea that morals are a thin veneer 'on top of the inherent nastiness of our animal nature.'" "Well, the reason I speak of veneer theory is because we've seen 30 years of books published on how humans are not inherently kind." "Humans are deep-down nasty and if we are kind it's only to make a good impression on each other." "And if we are moral, it's just a little veneer over human nature." "I take opposition to that." "My feeling is that the phenomena that we see, which you've described as empathetic, are phenomena which need explaining." "And we're going to explain them, in my case, in terms of selfish genes." "Selfish genes are just as good at explaining altruistic behaviour as they are at explaining selfish behaviour." "But maybe the problem is that...it's certainly a self-promoting gene, and so the word "selfish" has a motivational content, of course." "And I think that's where people sometimes get confused between if we have selfish genes, that means that we must be selfish, and those things need to be kept apart." "They really do." "It's a very unfortunate confusion, because most of the book is about altruistic behaviour." "You know that in political ideology, it has also been used, so for example, what we call social Darwinism, which is very prominent in this country, in the US, is a sort of ideological streak which says animals are not nice to each other," "we humans should not be nice to each other." "There's no reason to help the poor because the poor need to help themselves and if they cannot, they perish and that's fine." "'I hate social Darwinism too, 'but that doesn't mean we should romanticise nature 'or not face facts when it comes to the genetic roots of altruism." "'I think altruism has been favoured 'by kin selection in small groups in nature." "'But when it comes to humans, something special is going on.'" "We've gone beyond kin selection." "Our world now has been scaled up." "We live amongst large, anonymous populations of strangers, not kin who share our genes and not people who we might expect to return favours." "And yet we still have a lust to be nice." "The rule that's built into your brain says, "Be nice to everyone you meet."" "And that works in nature because everyone you meet is part of the small group." "Everyone you meet is probably going to be a cousin." "So when I see another human being in distress, weeping, or something like that," "I have an almost uncontrollable urge to go and console, to maybe put my arm around them." ""What's the matter?" "How can I help?"" ""Um...please let me help you."" "And that's a strong inner urge which, as a Darwinian," "I believe has ancestral roots in a past when I lived in small groups like this, small bands in which I was likely to be surrounded by kin or surrounded by individuals who could reciprocate." "I no longer am." "This person who's weeping is a complete stranger to me." "They will never reciprocate, and yet the lust is still there." "I can't help it." "Oh, she lost it." "She got it last time." "I got another one." "Oh, brilliant!" "Why are humans often so good to complete strangers?" "Could it be because our selfish genes are, in some sense - a blessed sense - misfiring?" "Compare it to sexual desire." "The lust to copulate, even though we deliberately use contraception to thwart its evolutionary purpose, is still there because of hardwiring from the genes." "Similarly, we have a lust to be nice, even to total strangers, because niceness has been hardwired into us from the time when we used to live in small groups of close kin and close acquaintances with whom it would pay to reciprocate favours." "This, for me, is the antidote to the darkness some have seen in our Darwinian heritage." "And it goes further." "The joy of being conscious human beings is that we rise above our origins." "Our misfiring selfish genes mean we don't ape the nastiness of nature but extract ourselves from it and live by our values." "As Darwin recognised, we humans are the first and only species able to escape the brutal force that created us - natural selection." "We civilised men do our utmost to check the process of elimination." "We build asylums for the imbecile, the maimed and the sick." "We institute poor laws and our medical men exert their utmost skill to save the life of every one to the last moment." "This is the 999 Club in London's East End." "It takes in the less fortunate, alcoholics, drug addicts and the homeless, providing them with tea and hot meals." "Such altruism is, I believe, among the pinnacles of human civilisation." "We care for the most vulnerable in our society." "We look after the sick, we give welfare to the needy." "I feel, which I've always felt, that they need something hot... to warm 'em up." "When they've been out all night sleeping and...they've got no warmth in their bodies." "If they only have a cup of soup..." "And what makes you feel the need to be so nice and so good?" "Well, I was a war child, so we never had a lot of food, and that's why I've always tried to look after these as best I can." "If they're hungry, I'll feed 'em." "You felt hungry as a child, so you felt you didn't want that to happen to others." "That's it." "That's how I felt." "We can empathise." "We can imagine how it is for others." "A society run on crude Darwinian lines would be a ruthless, merciless place." "Fortunately, natural selection gave us big brains." "With those big brains, we can plan a gentler society - the sort of society in which we would want to live." "Evolution has no purpose." "There's no benevolence there, no forward planning." "Some people find that disturbing, but there is a better way to think about it." "We, alone on Earth, have evolved to the extraordinary point where we can understand the selfish genes that shaped us." "They're not models for how to behave, but the opposite." "Because we are conscious of these forces, we can work towards taming them." "Through kindness and morality, modern medicine, charity, even paying our taxes, we can overthrow the tyranny of natural selection." "Our evolved brains empower us to rebel against our selfish genes." "Next time, into the lion's den - today's religious backlash against Darwin." "The ever more elaborate strategies to deny the evidence of evolution and how Darwin himself struggled with the implications of his own theory."

"Guess who I went to second base with?" "Who, Cy?" " Lyla Smith!" "Bull!" "Get back here!" "Why don't you believe me?" "'Cause you lie!" "I grew up normal." "In a normal house, the size of a castle." "I played sports..." " ?" "... how sweet the sound...?" " sang in the choir... for the President of the United States... and celebrated my birthdays with four-story cakes flown straight from Paris." "My brother and I played kickball over there." "And-and here is where we would hide from the police, after stealing magic potions from the toy store." "I don't know why they wouldn't believe me when I told them we were gonna make things with it." "I still build things now." "I took apart a 1961 DeSoto, and built a generator." "From scratch." "It's so powerful, it could light a Springsteen concert." "But for now, it just lights my room." "Please, what are you doing?" "I don't understand." "I'll do anything." "Please, don't hurt me." "Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh." "Shh, shh, shh." "Why would I hurt you?" "No, no, no, no, no, no!" "So you finished the course?" "Mm-hm." "And completed my case rotation." "Hotch says he's never seen a rookie profiler analyze and write up cases as well as you." " He said that?" "Yeah." "Well, after all the cases you've presented over the years," " I'm not surprised." " Hmm." "Hey, where have you been?" "I wanted to do brunch this weekend." "I had to deal with some stuff with my mom." "Have you seen Garcia?" "Uh, she's with Rossi." "He hates me." "Mm, he was just busy." "Let it go." "Okay, you can be honest, I can take it." "Okay." "I prefer my pasta al dente." "And the pancetta was a little weird." "Oh." "That's 'cause it's tofu." "Tofu?" "I give you my recipe and you do an improv?" "No, no, I followed it down to the micron- aside from the pig." "Look, Master of All Things Italian," "I am having a Fellini festival at my house this weekend and I must serve the beautiful food of his country." "Maybe you should show a Disney film and stick with burgers." "You know, Rossi, you could always give Penelope a cooking lesson." "Oh, my gosh, that would be amazing." "That would be like... that would be like the Iron Chef meets the BAU." "And we could do it at your house." "I don't have a house." "I have a mansion." "All right, let's get started." "Oh." "All right." "Mes amis, you are jetting to Durant, Oklahoma, because in the last three days, two women have been found dead after being sexually tortured and then blinded with a sulfuric acid solution." "Abby Elcott is our first victim, 19-year-old art student." "She was heading to campus for an advanced drawing class." "She'd been missing for two days." "Same goes with our second victim, Beth Westerly, 17." "She had just finished her coffee shop shift and was on her way to a bar method class." "Both low-risk victims." "And physically similar." "How close are the two abduction sites?" "Five miles apart at bus stops." "Abby's cell was found near one," " Beth's scarf near the other." "Where were the dump sites?" "One in an alley, the other in a field." "So he stapled their eyes open, then he blinded them?" "It's about power and control." "Maybe he didn't want them to watch while he hurt 'em." "Or it could be about shame." "Perhaps the unsub is disfigured himself." "Blinding the victims leaves them helpless, lost, totally dependent." "Maybe a manifestation of how he sees himself in this world." "It is a form of enucleation, just without the scalpel." "His face is the last they see before darkness." "Garcia, come up with a list of jobs that would give the unsub access to sulfuric acid." "The rest of us, wheels up in 30 minutes." "And this is where my brother lives now." "There you are, Cy." "I got your clothes." "Bought you some shampoo and toothpaste." "See?" "We're the perfect American story." "Yeah, yeah, okay." "Turn that thing off." "Come on in." "Come on." "Every story has a beginning, but the part I like best... is the end." ""If it is a miracle, any sort of evidence will answer, but if it is a fact, proof is necessary. "" "Mark Twain." "The victimology is very similar." "Blonde-haired, blue-eyed teenage girls." "We believe they were each abducted near public transportation stops." "When was this photo taken?" "Beth was caught on a bank surveillance camera three hours before she disappeared." "That's a recent photo of Abby." "So she wasn't found in the same clothes she was abducted in." "ROSSl:" "Maybe he changed them because hers were burned by the sulfuric acid." "It's possible." "Sulfuric acid can turn human flesh into soap." "Garcia, any recent similar cases" " in the surrounding area?" "Actually, yes." "Two months ago, a prostitute and a runaway were both found raped and killed, and they had stab wounds to their eyes." "So maybe he practiced on high-risk victims first." "And then advanced to chemical enucleation." "Isn't that a rare paraphilia?" "Well, the chemical part is." "It would exacerbate the pain." "Like Ed Kemper, he's probably practicing on surrogates before going after the real object of his rage." "Dave, you and I will talk to the parents," "Morgan and Prentiss, go to the disposal sites." "JJ, you and Reid to the abduction sites." "So, Beth got off the bus here and headed northwest toward class." "It's amazing no one witnessed her abduction." "Emily was buried six feet under and wound up in Paris, so I guess anything is possible, right?" "So that is what this is about." "You know, maybe our unsub's a little bit like Bundy and he feigned an injury in order to get her to help him." "Spence, if you want to talk about..." "Maybe he tried another tactic." "and was like," ""Wow, you're really pretty." "You should be a model." "I can take your photo. "" "I'll take that as a no." "Either one would disarm her." "Charm's quite the killer." "So are tears." "Whatever his ruse was, the unsub most likely used it to get her into his vehicle." "Well, if Abby was last seen at a bus stop a few miles away, then he definitely has means of transportation." "Hopefully, the disposal site will tell us more." "So what do you have, Detective Bonner?" "Beth's body was found over there." "Boy, you smell the urine?" "Thought that was air freshener." "There's drugstore food everywhere." "It's a homeless corridor." "Abby was found in a shanty town as well." "So... our unsub hunts and travels through the areas unnoticed, blending in with his surroundings." "This guy's either homeless, or appears to be." "He most likely has a car to get them from the abduction site to here." "Just because you're homeless doesn't mean you're car-less." "Could explain why he chose high-risk victims at first." "They were all around him." "He had her for two days?" "I can't even imagine what she went through." "Why did he blind her?" "That's what we're trying to figure out." "I know this is difficult, but..." "I need you to look at the clothes that Abby was wearing when we found her." "Do you recognize them?" "ROSSl:" "Do you find anything odd about Beth's clothing?" "They're not Abby's." "You sure?" "I saw her that morning." "She had on a brown and pink sweater." "Beth wouldn't wear denim shorts." "They aren't her style." "You sure?" "In addition to the blinding, taking their clothes further robs them of their identity." "He's either keeping their garments as souvenirs or redressing the victims as a forensic countermeasure." "Well, dressing them in these outfits could be part of the fantasy." "Where do homeless people get their clothes?" "Churches, thrift stores." "We need to rule evertyhing out." "Vroom..." "I'm a plane." "I'm a plane!" "You are now entering Dallas International Airport." "Please hold onto your floatation device and fasten your seatbelt." "Cy, your stuff is right there." "Oh, minty fresh." "I like minty fresh." "Well, we keep buying you toothbrushes, but you clearly aren't using them." "You know, instead of crashing here every now and again, why don't you just move in?" "I like to be free." "Uh, last night I had a date with two hot twins." "Uh-huh, is that so?" "Why don't you believe me?" "Remember when he said he dated Cyndi Lauper in high school?" "I did!" "I did!" "I did!" "How many times do I have to tell you?" "A million, 'cause you always lie." "Hey, guys." " Hey, Uncle Cy." " Hi." "Hey, Tammy, how was practice?" "Uh, I hit two home runs." "Oh, whoo!" "Thank you." "Hey, Mom, what's the deal with my dress?" "On your bed." "Really?" "Uh-huh." "Where's she going?" "Well, Homecoming's tomorrow night." "I loved Homecoming." "Well, we'll be taking pictures before she leaves." "Why don't you stop by?" "Oh, and maybe I could tape it." "No, that's okay, Cy, you don't have to." "Um, why not?" "It'll be fun." "Well, no, what would be fun would be if you and I took a break." "I see the doctor's working." "Yeah, counseling's worth every penny." "Excuse me." "Do you know where Church Street is?" "Uh, you're on Church Street." " I am?" " Uh-huh." "See, you're standing..." "Just walk." "Shh, just walk, come on." "This way, come on." "Reid and JJ went to the local thrift shop and found Abby's clothes." "So he sold them." "Or traded them for the '80s clothing." "The salesclerk said the clothes in the crime scene photos were of that time period, and he confirmed that they were purchased from his store." "So if he's getting rid of his souvenirs once he used them to remember his victims..." "Why is he fixated on this era?" "What do you got?" "The brutality the victims experienced was immense." "Multiple stab wounds to the neck and chest, plus wounds to the genitalia." "Frustration and overkill." "The same chemical damage on the skin is also around her nostrils." "He poured the sulfuric acid there as well." "And that would destroy her sense of smell, yes?" "Absolutely." "He didn't do that to the first victim." "No." "He's escalating." "And blinding isn't his only signature." "No, he's... trying to take away their senses." "I..." "I like to hear them scream." "It reminds me o- of the roller coaster." "I like roller coasters, especially in the summertime." "Somebody please help me!" "Somebody!" "What?" "You don't like the way I taste?" "!" " No!" " Fine." "I can help you with that!" "Somebody help me!" "Somebody please help me!" "No, no!" "ROSSl:" "Again, he's disposing in an area frequented by homeless people." "This is equidistant between the last two dump sites." "Well, he burned her tongue with the chemical this time." "So he removed her ability to taste." "Why would he do that?" " Historically, this type of torture was used to prevent someone from revealing a secret." "Maybe she offended him." "Wonder what that's like." "ROSSl:" "Her lips are extremely chapped." "She was probably forced to repeatedly participate in some sort of kissing fantasy." "And when things go awry, he takes the offending sense away." "He tortured her in these clothes, which mean the '80s are essential to his delusion." "Maybe that's when this rejection occurred, and he held onto the clothes all these years." "And now he's attacking girls who remind him of women from that time." "He's fixated on her type and remakes them to fit his fantasy." "But why start now?" "Something probably triggered it." "Instead of dealing with it, he's acting out." "We believe the unsub or unknown subject that we're looking for is a white male in his 40s." "This is someone who's reacting to rejection by a woman when he was teenager in the 1980s." "He's punishing his victims for their reactions to him by taking away their senses with sulfuric acid." "ROSSl:" "We believe our unsub could possibly work part-time as a janitor or mechanic, which would give him access to this chemical." "And after studying the disposal site, we think it's likely that he is homeless." "Now how do we typically react toward the homeless?" "We judge them by their looks and their smells." "It's that same negative reaction we believe that a woman had toward the unsub at some point in the '80s." "The unsub's fixation on this woman is now all-consuming." "It's caused him to develop Obsessive Love Disorder." "He most likely has tunnel vision and believes that she holds the key to his happiness." "He will stalk her in an attempt to win her back." "He will do whatever it takes to be near his love interest, but her rejection will spiral him into a depression." "Which would lead to rape and murder of the surrogates who represent her." "And it's only a matter of time before this rage and anger 'causes the unsub to go after her directly." "Let's go, let's fight, let's win tonight!" "Let's go, let's fight, let's win tonight!" " Let's go, let's fight..." " Lyla?" "Let's win tonight!" "You've got to be kidding!" "Give me a break, Cy." "Leave me alone, Matt!" "Tammy?" "I'm home!" "Spence, look, we've got to talk about this." "What do you mean, talk about it?" "I get it, okay?" "You're disappointed with the way we handled Emily." "Well, I have a lot going on, all right?" "You know what I think it is?" "What?" "You're mad that Hotch and I controlled our micro expressions at the hospital, and you weren't able to detect our deception." "You think this is about my profiling skills?" "Jennifer, listen, the only reason you were able to manage my perceptions is because I trusted you." "I came to your house for ten weeks in a row crying over losing a friend, and not once did you have the decency to tell me the truth." "I couldn't." "You couldn't, or you wouldn't?" "No, I couldn't." "What if I started taking Dilaudid again, would you have let me?" "You didn't." "I thought about it." "Spence..." "I'm sorry." "It's too late, all right?" "Reid?" "Oh, you know, Cy, why don't you just crash here?" "I may for a bit." "If Mom and Dad were alive, they'd make you." "You've gotta try and have a nice life." "I have a nice life." "When things get bad, I go out on a ship made of clay." "Of clay, Cy?" "Last night I took another girl out on it." "Yeah?" "When can we meet her?" "Never." "She's dead to me." "What do you think?" "I lightened my hair in your honor, Mom." "Oh, my, you look beautiful." "Where's the camera?" " You look just like your mom did in high school." "That's 'cause I'm wearing the same dress." "Mom cut it shorter." "So can I stay out till 2:00?" "Yeah, nice try." "You can go to the dance, and then the party at the motel, but Debbie's mom's picking you up at midnight." " Okay." " Okay." "Have fun." "Thank you." "Would have had to have been a woman very close to the unsub to make him react this way." "Then why go after surrogates?" "I don't think we're dealing with a typical homeless person." "He's good with chemicals, owns a car." "I think the only mistake in our profile was assuming there was something wrong with his physical composition." "Reducing him to some sort of stereotype." "You think it's only his mental state?" "I think this guy might be smart enough to use his disability to his advantage so he comes across" " as harmless." " But then when he's alone and the victim rejects him, he goes off." "What if he doesn't live on the street?" "What if he's in a halfway house?" "Garcia, I need a list of halfway houses and mental health centers in the unsub's comfort zone." "Okay." "Five are being sent to your phones." "Which of those were around in the '80s, Garcia?" "There are two in your area." "Morgan and Prentiss take the first." "Dave and I'll take the second." "What about us?" "Stay here and check VICAP for similar MOs and signatures." "Reid." "If you want to be mad at someone, be mad at me." "I can't;" "I didn't come to your house crying for ten weeks." "I've worked here over 15 years." "There are many people who fit that description." "This guy would be mobile, probably early 40s." "Well, if he's got a car, then he's transitioned out in the last few years." "State budget cuts." "All right, we'll need a list of those names." "Ain't gonna be small." "Hey, Morgan?" " Hmm?" "What do I do about Reid?" "Emily, there's a lot about you being back that's unresolved." "Are you pissed at me, too?" "Come on, now." "How can I be?" "You're here." "Thank you." "Because I know what you went through." "Grief counseling, you carried my coffin." "Yeah, I sure did." "What was in that thing, anyway?" "Here you go." "Thank you very much." "Look... just give Reid some time." "He'll be fine." "Thanks." "Yeah, Hotch, it's me, Morgan." "Listen, 19 people entered this house in the '80s and were let out in the last five years." "We've got 11 from the one we visited." "Send your names to Garcia;" "have her cross-check them against jobs that use sulfuric acid." "All right, we'll start reaching out to the extended families." "Okay." "How's Reid?" "He's angry and frustrated." "I'm surprised everybody isn't." "Ah, some of us had an inkling." "What?" "I'm good at what I do." "So, are you gonna get, uh, psychological counseling for the team, or handle it internally?" "No, I think that if we all just got together, maybe a cooking lesson at" " the home of one of our founders..." "Oh, not you, too." "...could boost morale." "Is this an order?" "No, it's just a..." "It's a very tempered suggestion." "Yeah." "Tempered suggestion." "Hey, you all right?" "Uh, yeah." "Thanks, Debbie, I just..." "I just need a minute." "Tammy?" "Uncle Cy?" "What are... what are you doing here?" "I" " I-I was just going to buy some... some beer." "You okay?" "No." "Maybe I should take you home." "I don't want to get in trouble with Mom and Dad." "YYou won't." "I" " I'll take care of you." "Okay." "So we interviewed the 19 people released from the group home;" "none of them fit the profile." "And Dave's still trying to locate the families." "Tammy Bradstone's parents just filed a report." "Their daughter didn't return from Homecoming last night." "Her face is similar to our three vics." " She's about the same age." "Well, the after party where she was last seen is smack in the comfort zone." "Where are her parents now?" "They're at the house." "We're bringing her friends in for questioning." "All right, you head over there." "We'll start the interviews here." "I" " I see on the news on the TV people question." "They-They-They question why-why people do this." "It's the same reason people do anything, 'cause..." "'Cause they feel like it." "They-They like the way it feels." "When I was a kid, my dog, Poppy, running across the grass." "When I hit her," "I liked that feeling." "That has not changed." "Somebody help me!" "Uncle Cy?" "What's happening?" "What did you do to me?" "ROSSl:" "So, kids spill out of the motel toward the cars." "If Tammy walked this way, how could she disappear without anyone seeing her?" "Someone would have heard her scream." "That's if she screamed." "Unlike the last three abduction sites, this one's nowhere near public transportation." "Maybe she knew the unsub." "Or thought she did." "What if... what if Tammy was the target all along?" "That would explain the change in the MO." "So, whoever did this knew she was coming here." "Hi, hi, hi." "Hey, baby girl." "I need you to work that magic for me." "Anything, my sweetest." "I just opened up Tammy Bradstone's computer." "I want you to check her e-mails, Web searches and anyone she may have Skyped." "Okay, typing at the speed of thought." "Thanks, mama." "Are you gonna find my sister?" "We're gonna try, little man." "Listen, um, did your sister dye her hair recently?" "Yeah." "To look nice for the Homecoming dance." "She was even gonna wear the same dress my mom did." "Are you sure that Tammy hasn't been behaving differently lately?" "She's 16, so she's pretty closed off." "Your daughter seems to cherish hanging out in groups." "So there's no way she would run off with someone unless she knew them." "What about her computer?" " Nothing out of the ordinary." "And Hotch cleared the boyfriend." "Do you know anyone who is transient or mentally ill?" "Uh, yeah, my brother." "Um, he didn't get enough oxygen to his brain" " when he was born." "What's his name?" "Cy Bradstone." "On the halfway house list, all I got was a Ben Bradstone." "Oh, no, yeah, uh, that's his real name." "Cy's the name he made up." "Where does he live?" "Well, he crashes here from time to time, but he's basically homeless." "His frontal lobe damage is one of the indicators of serial killers." "Cy isn't a serial killer." "He wouldn't hurt anybody, especially not my daughter." "Come on." "Come on!" "Shh, shh, shh." "Shh." "Just a little bit further." "I want to tell you a story." "Has Cy ever acted inappropriately toward Tammy?" "No, I wouldn't let him in here if he had." "Okay, so he sleeps here sometimes, and his head is on this side." "That puts the TV out of his sight." "Yeah, and since when is that a crime?" "It just gives him a full view of the kitchen." " Does Tammy cook for him?" "No." "Lyla does." "Ma'am... what's your relationship with Cy?" "I've known him since tenth grade." "That was 1985." "He makes you uncomfortable, doesn't he?" "Did you have blonde hair in high school?" "Yes." "What are you getting at?" " Sir, your daughter just dyed her hair blonde." "You allowed her to wear your dress." "I'm just thinking it may have triggered something for Cy." "What happened with you and Cy that made him so angry?" "Honey, what is it?" "When I was 16, my friends and I went to a party after Homecoming." "Everyone had been drinking." "Damn, I'm seeing stars." "Let's play spin the bottle." "When it was your mom's turn, she spun it, and it landed on me." "You should have seen her face." "She... she lit up like-like a Lite Bright." "I didn't know what to do." "My friends laughed, but I didn't want to be mean, so I... went in the closet with him." "And what happened next?" "I let him feel me up." "How did he behave after that?" "He started following me around at school." "Then one day he overheard me tell a friend how gross I thought he was." "How he talked, how he smelled?" "Why didn't you tell me this?" "I was 16." "We had just started dating." "Does Cy know about your recent marital problems?" "Yeah, I..." "I told him a couple months ago." "And then he probably started making advances toward you, which you had to reject." "That's what triggered the killings." "I did this?" "No, no, ma'am." "The events did." "Does Cy have a part-time job?" "Yeah, he-he works at a couple garages." "One on Drake, the other on Fourth." "That explains the sulfuric acid." "We'll need those addresses." "Okay, excuse me." "Okay, so as long as Tammy doesn't do anything to antagonize him, we might have a chance." "Oh, my God." "It's you." "You're the one that my mom told me about." "Yeah?" "Yes." "You took advantage of her when she was drunk at a party." "No, that..." "That's-that's not true." "Yeah, it is." "That's probably why she won't touch you now." "That-that's why she won't touch me?" "Yeah." "'Cause you forced yourself on her." "No!" "You shouldn't have done that, Tammy." "You should have kept your mouth shut." "You won't get away with this, Uncle Cy." "They'll find you." "They can't find me, Tammy." "They're not looking for me." "When Cy comes to the house, he gets out of the car, and he goes to the door." "Yeah." "How do you know he's here?" "I can hear his truck." "So, then you head" " to the front door." " Yes." "There you are, Cy." "When you open it, what do you smell?" "He smells musty, like he needs to take a shower." "Are you sure that's all you smell?" "I smell chemicals." "He smells like chemicals." "What does he do next?" "He crushes a cup and-and puts it in his bag." "Where is it from?" "Is there a name on the cup?" "It's a soda from a coffee shop." "The Way Station." "It's down the street." "Okay, he probably stops there every time he comes here." "What days would those be?" "Monday, Wednesday and Friday, sometimes Saturday." "Which means he'd be coming today." "I need you to leave a message for him there." "I'm going to go get us something to eat." "Don't worry, Tammy." "There are other sports to play." " Any luck?" " He hasn't been to either of the mechanic shops in the past two months." "But the one on Fourth said a bunch of car batteries had gone missing." "What...?" "Yeah?" "Morgan, it's from a payphone near a coffee shop." "It's him." "Okay, go ahead." "Just like we talked about." "Hello?" "Hi, it's Cy." "Paulie said you were looking for me." "Lyla?" "What's wrong, Lyla?" "Matt got arrested." "What?" "WhWhat are you talking about?" "They think that he hurt Tammy." "Oh, God, Cy." "I need you." "Shh, don't... don't cry." "Lyla, don't-don't cry." "Evertyhing's gonna be all right." "I just, um..." "I need you to, um, come over here and I just..." "I need you to talk." "I need you to hold me." "You..." "You do?" "Yes, Cy." "Hurry, I have no one else to turn to." "I'll be there, Lyla." "I'll be there!" "He's coming." "You and Prentiss stay with them." "Morgan and I'll get the front." "Lyla!" "Lyla!" "Shh..." "Shh, shh, shh." "It's gonna be okay." "Shh, shh." "It's gonna be okay." "Cy Bradstone!" "fbi." "Put your hands where I can see 'em!" "Let me see your hands." " Lyla?" " On your knees now!" "How could you do this to me?" "!" "Get up." "How could you do this to me?" "!" "Stop moving." "Stop it!" "We need to know where Tammy is, Cy." "We've looked in your car." "There's no sign of her." "We know this isn't about Tammy." "This is about your love for Lyla." "Lyla?" "Lie..." "la." "You and Lyla had a pretty good secret all these years." "How'd she get you to shut up about it?" "One time." "That's all I needed." "Is that where you, uh, did it, Cy?" "Is that the same place you took Tammy?" "We know when you saw her in that dress, it made you think of Lyla." "Tammy's not the one you want to hurt, Cy." "Lyla's the one that should be punished." "She's the one who made you feel like a freak." "ROSSl:" "A reject, a weirdo." "Tell us where Tammy is, Cy, and we can be done." "Done?" "Finished." "Finished?" "Well, I can..." "I can do that." "Under one condition." "Where's Tammy, Cy?" "Hey!" "What did you do with my daughter?" "Lyla was an angel, like..." "like a prize in the Cracker Jack box." "When she would come in..." "into the room, my-my heart would..." "would race." "When I saw Tammy in-in that dress, it took me back there." "Cy... just tell me where she is." "I took her." "We did things." "Evertyhing was going good un... un-until she said those words." "What did she say, Cy?" "She said..." "She said the-the reason her mother always backs up when I came over was because she didn't want to feel me touching her!" "So guess what I did, Matt." "You guess!" "What did you do, Cy?" "I made it so she couldn't feel, either." "Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh." "And she screamed so loud." "But no one could hear her." "Where do you have her?" "The same place I told him about my love." "Guess who I went to second base with?" "Who, Cy?" " Lyla Smith." "Bull!" "Get back here!" "Why don't you believe me?" "'Cause you lie." "You never told me that." "Yes, I did!" "Yes, I did!" "Yes, I did!" "But you thought I was lying, and then you married my girl!" "So this is what you do, Cy?" "!" "Why didn't you just hurt me?" "And take away your senses, Matt?" "The last one is hearing." "If I did that, you wouldn't be able to listen to what I did to her." "You son of a bitch, you taped it." " No, no, no." "You taped my daughter?" "!" "You son of a bitch!" "Son of a bitch?" "You son of a bitch!" "Clear." "She's got a pulse." "I need a medic in here!" "Oh, geez." "Scott Adams wrote" ""Nothing inspires forgiveness quite like revenge. "" "So, the surgeon said he believes he can restore feeling to Tammy's hands." "Good." "We got there in time." "I heard Mr. Bradstone wants to watch the tape." "People have an innate curiosity to see things in order to confirm them." "Well, that explains why I'm going to Rossi's tomorrow night." "I want to see if he really can cook." "You coming?" "I don't know." "I'm not so sure I can make it." "Look, Reid," "I know you're mad at us because we didn't tell you what really happened, and..." "I understand that." "But I promise you, we had no choice." "You mourned the loss of a friend." "I mourned the loss of six." "This whole thing gave me an ulcer." "Please, don't give me another one." "Are you gonna go to Rossi's tomorrow?" "We'll see." "Now, Matt, you might not want to watch this, but this is what I am going to do to your daughter." "But what I did with your wife- now that's a tape you should see." "Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh." "Shh, shh, shh..." "Cooking is the most sensual art form." "And these are my paints." "So your hands must be brushes." "Don't interrupt." "In a pot of boiling water, we cook our spaghetti until it's al dente- firm to the tooth." "Here you go." "Everybody, pass it around so you feel the texture." "There we go." "Okay." "Now, in a large pan, we fry up our pancetta, keeping a sharp eye that the edges are crisp." "But careful not to burn the onions." "Bravo, Aaron." "We sauté until translucence." "Uh, I got it." "Grazie mille." "Ah, ah, ah!" "# Mambo Italiano...#" "Now..." "We mix in the eggs." "# Mambo Italiano...#" "The Parmesan." "The spaghett and parsley." "You see, it's all about timing and rhythm." "And if you don't feel yourself doing it properly, please order a pizza." "Sorry I'm late." "Yeah." "And this is why I cook alone." "So, uh, when do we get to drink the wine?" "Almost there." "Okay." "I start at the beginning." "You eat what you cook." "I'll supervise, but we're gonna do this all together, just like... a family." "Okay now?" " # Mambo, Mambo Italiano...#" " Now." "Salute!" "Salute!" "# Mambo Italiano, ho, ho, ho?" "# You mixed-up Siciliano...?" "I'm reaching." "Whoa!" "All right." "# When you Mambo Italiano...?" "#"

"(Finch) We are being watched." "The government has a secret system... a machine that spies on you every hour of every day." "I designed the machine to detect acts of terror, but it sees everything..." "Violent crimes involving ordinary people." "The government considers these people irrelevant." "We don't." "Hunted by the authorities, we work in secret." "You will never find us." "But victim or perpetrator, if your number's up, we'll find you." "I'm going in alone." " [Gunshots] - [Both grunt]" "[Tense music]" "♪" "[Gunshots]" "[Grunts]" "[Gunshot]" "[Grunts]" "[Buzzer]" "(Woman) Academy exercise terminated." "[Indistinct chatter]" "Sorry, instructor." "You didn't say I couldn't use the fire escape." "Guess I can't fault you for painting outside the lines." "(Finch) Sounds like you're enjoying your temporary assignment as a weapons and tactics instructor, Mr. Reese." "I'm lucky the academy was a bit shorthanded." "(Finch) And our new number?" "She doesn't need much instruction." "She must be a natural then, because Detective Fusco has just sent me her background check, and..." "Silva comes from a middle-class family in Rochester." "Bachelor's in Criminal Justice." "3.0 GPA." "Everything suggesting that she's quite average." "I'd call her unconventional." "(Finch) Sounds like someone I know." "Good work, recruits." "Let's clean 'em, rack 'em, and stack 'em." "Hey, Silva." "Whose team you on out there?" "Excuse me?" "You broke ranks and the rules." "You need to check yourself before your antics cost all of us." "Why don't you try pulling your own weight, Dutch boy?" "Police are supposed to enforce the rules, not break them." "Well, maybe I'm not done breaking things." "Easy there, Iceman." "No need for jealousy." "NYPD will always need dispatchers." "Next time's real weapons with live rounds." "Be a shame if there was a training accident." " Yeah, watch your back." " Let's go." "Our recruit has an enemy inside the class." "As if law enforcement wasn't already dangerous enough." "(Reese) Well, if Recruit Kane has his way," "Silva won't make it that far." "Threat looks like a fellow cadet." "Eh, forget that meter maid." "Teach me some of those tactics." "What's in it for me?" "I got cleanup." "Sure thing, Ortiz." "Apparently, even an expert marksman like you still has a thing or two to learn about tactics." "Iris, are you stalking me?" "Don't be ridiculous." "I just finished teaching a class on the importance of mental health to some new recruits." "Maybe you should sit in sometime." "That reminds me." "Thank you for the endorsement of my instructor position." "Well, given the ongoing IA investigation and your recent firing of a weapon inside a police precinct, figured it couldn't hurt to get you reacquainted with the rules." "We making progress on the excessive force front?" "Yes, we are." "I'll see you tomorrow morning for your appointment?" "Bright and early, Doc." "(Finch) Do you still have eyes on our number, Mr. Reese?" "Yes, and we're about to get ears." "Silva, hey." "Coming out with us for a beer?" "Can't tonight." "Got a date." "(Ortiz) Yeah, no problem." "Maybe another time." "Perhaps you should look into Silva's date." "(Reese) I would, Harold, except you're not the only one with homework to grade." "Got to hand off to the night crew." "(Finch) Sounds like Detective Fusco's going to have to pick up an extra shift." "[Dramatic music]" "♪" "_" "_" "_" "[Door opens]" "[Footsteps approaching]" "[Door closes]" "Samaritan has uncovered evidence that an ISA agent allowed members of a criminal outfit to escape with our virus." "Escape from surveillance?" "One of them has proven to be particularly elusive, avoiding cameras and detection." "Makes me wonder if it might be related to our underground friends." "Of course, you want me to track her down." "Perfect task for a former investigator for The Hague, don't you think?" "These crews are audacious but predictable." "They hide in plain sight behind everyday 9:00-to-5:00 cover jobs, luring them into a false sense of security." "The thing they always forget?" "Relationships." "No matter who they become or where they hide, there will always be the people they meet, the people they love, the people they wrong." "All of whom can be leveraged." "Good old-fashioned human intelligence." "Just need the first thread." "Start pulling." "Meanwhile, Samaritan will continue to do its part." "(Shaw) Our recruit's still waiting on her date." "[Camera shutter snapping]" "You know, of all my confidential informants, you got the nicest wheels." "Just feel lucky I'm not making you pay this CI." "The Miss Estee Lauder gig pays like crap." "If it weren't for the perks..." "Perks?" "Yeah, the free eyeliner." "Well, the five-finger free." "You wear makeup?" "[Chuckles]" "[Indistinct chatter]" "Hey, Maybelline." "Check this out." "I thought Wonder Boy said that Silva was too busy to join her classmates." "[Indistinct chatter]" "(Shaw) Well, apparently, she's not too busy to case them." "[Camera shutter snapping]" "(Fusco) Looks like her date just showed up." "[Camera shutter snapping]" "These them?" "Those are the targets." "You ready to move on this?" "Say the word." "Keep it stealth." "Stick to the plan." "(Fusco) I don't know who Deep Throat is, but I think our recruit is a little more than antisocial." "(Shaw) Yeah, I'd say." "Sounds more like she's planning on taking out the competition." "(Finch) Any updates on Silva's target, Mr. Reese?" "No, but she's applying her lesson on curb searches by going through their trash." "[Cell phone vibrating]" "_" "Any clues on Silva's phone?" "I've combed through the data." "She's collecting personal information on all of the other recruits." "Phone numbers, email accounts, home addresses, even locker combinations." "A mole inside the academy, just when we flushed out HR." "She may be searching for recruits who can be blackmailed." "Question is, who's she working for?" "Hey, going through the trash?" "I..." "I threw away a receipt." "You missed a good time last night." "Sorry I couldn't make it." "Oh, no worries." "Maybe we can grab a bite to eat after class tonight." "Sorry, I wish I could, but I have an important appointment." "[Locker door closes]" " Rain check?" " Yeah." "No problem." "Sounds like Silva has an admirer." "I don't think it's mutual." "Anything on Silva's date from last night?" "Shaw and Fusco followed him to the suburbs, so we're still working on it." "[Fusco snoring]" "[Groans]" "Deep Throat's a late riser, huh?" "If he takes any longer," "I'm gonna ruin this upholstered leather." "[Sighs]" "Heads up." "There's our guy." "Should we follow him?" "I put a tracker on that clunker." "Plus, I'm betting there's more secrets inside the house." "Come on." "Hey, hey." "Wait for me." "_" "_" "_" "_" "_" "_" "(Man) 1258 coming through." "You got ten minutes." "Where is my regular attorney?" "We had a deal." "He got reassigned." "Not to worry though." "The drug charge won't stick." "But we need to review a few things." "How did you come to work for Tomas' crew?" "Attorney-client privilege, and I checked the observation room just in case." "Rest assured, no one's watching." "You do a few little jobs first, build a reputation." "Then, when you're good, you get recommended." "At the end of the day, it's all about relationships." "You are trusting people with your life." "So, who recommended you?" "No names, not even to lawyers." "And what does any of this have to do with my drug case?" "Unless you want to risk doing time, we need to be thorough." "So I'll ask you again." "Who recommended you to Tomas' crew, and who recommended your replacement?" "You're fired." "We weren't done talking." "Like you said, Katya, at the end of the day... it's all about relationships." "There's a guy." "His name's Romeo." "Thanks for those tips on tactics." "You're starting to catch on." "[Siren chirps]" "Oh." " See you later, Ortiz." " Take it easy." "Wait." "Not so fast, Detective." "You missed your appointment this morning." "You're being evasive." "Sorry about that." "How about we..." "Continue building on our progress?" "Great idea." "Unfortunately, it's not a good time." "Would you rather I pull my endorsement of your instructor position?" "How about a walk and talk?" "What?" "Uh, sure." "Fine." "We can start where we left off, your hero complex, which men often develop in response to being bullied as a child." "Iris, my school didn't have bullies." "I kept them in line." "Uh, bullying bullies is kind of the very definition of a hero complex." "(Shaw) Reese, we got a problem." "Silva isn't a recruit." "She's already a cop." "She's hunting a mole inside the academy." "And according to her last entry, she already knows who it is." "You seem distracted." "[Engine starts]" "There something else on your mind?" "You could say that." "Look, I'm not sure what you're running from, but..." "I'm not running from anything." "I'm trying to save someone." "[Whistles]" "[Tires squeal]" " Get down." " Aah!" "[Gunfire]" "[Screams]" "It's all right." "Come on." "What just happened?" "You were saying about my hero complex?" "(Shaw) Boys, we got this wrong." "Silva isn't the perpetrator." "She's the victim." "And our undercover cop's just been outed." "What the hell was that all about?" "Why were they shooting at us?" "I'll explain it all later." " You were following me." " You first." "Why are you casing your classmates?" "I don't have time for this." "I know you're a cop." "The tactical course, the way you just handled yourself... this isn't your first rodeo." "You've been through the academy before." "Yes, I'm a cop." "Internal Affairs?" "I've said enough." "Why is IA interested in the academy?" "Is there a mole?" "Look, right now, I need to get to my handler." "If I'm compromised, it means he is too." "So we'll call him." "No." "Nothing digital." "Look, I can explain more later, but right this second," "I need to warn him in person." "Well, I'm coming as your backup." "Just don't get kneecapped like you did in training." "(Finch) Careful, John." "If Silva's Internal Affairs, she's not just our number." "She's a threat to your cover." "_" "(Fusco) The RTCC tracked the shooter's SUV to this neighborhood." "(Shaw) Tally ho." "He's headed into that community center." "[Indistinct chatter]" "This place used to be a dump." "Someone gave it a fresh coat." "[Indistinct chatter]" "(Fusco) Heads up." "That guy matches the description of our shooter." "[Beeping]" "_" "_" "_ Secure texting." "Smart." "_" "_" "You kids listen up." "You tell your mother to catch up on your tuition, you hear?" "And you keep your head on a swivel." "Them city coveralls be coming to fix them cameras real soon." "Yo, hold up." "Get a new ball." "That one look like the nutsack on a water buffalo." "All right, Meech." "He'll see you now." "You got it?" "Good." "Meet in an hour." "Mini?" "You know that guy?" "Dominic's muscle." "We have history." "Dominic?" "So it's The Brotherhood trying to kill an IA cop?" "Why would they do that?" "To protect their mole." "You getting all this, Finch?" "Gang money winning the local hearts and minds." "Yeah, but knowing Dominic, it's the Pablo Escobar version." "If he can't win the former, he'll just put two in the latter." "How's it going out there?" "Boys seeing the light." "Coming over from all them other gangs, just like them Trinitarios." "They all take a knee when shown the green." "Dominoes are tumbling." "Except one." "Elias." "Still some ranks protecting their old lion." "Somehow he keeps his pride intact." "He's got to have someone, somewhere, helping him hold it all together." "Gonna take some time before we get some dirt on them Italian boys." "That Omerta and all, you know." "Who says we have to do the digging?" "This here's a strategic war." "We got to play smarter." "Mini's talking one hell of a good game for a gun toter." "What do you got?" "Silva gave us the slip." "Had help from some damn cop in a suit." "You just jeopardized six months of hard work." "Seeing as how you can't do your job..." "No." " [Gun cocks]" " I'll make it right." "Promise, man." "Please." "Shh." "Like I told all of you, we all die in the end." "You're finished, have the janitor mop up." "Man owes me." "Finch, I think we underestimated Mini." "He just ordered an execution." "Oh." "Oh, no." "Miss Shaw, we had it all wrong." "Mini isn't the guy taking orders." "He's the one giving them." "(Meech) I'm begging you!" "Please, Dominic!" "Dominic." "That's Dominic?" "Son of a..." "[Gun cocks]" "We have unfinished business." " Let's go!" " Yeah!" "[Children laughing, shouting]" "Bring him." "We'll mop up elsewhere." "Come on, please!" "Wait." "Wait, wait, wait." "You can't do this here." "One of these kids will catch a stray bullet." "Dominic, it's me, Meech!" "(Finch) Save it, miss Shaw." "Something tells me we haven't seen the last of Dominic." "_" "Meech?" "All mopped up." "But what if that tall cop keeps showing his head?" "There'll always be cops, just like there'll always be gangsters." "And then there are the pawns... chumps caught in the middle." "[Car door opens]" "Here you go." " Mission complete." " How's that?" "Like we agreed." "You help my uncle with the drug charges and some work, and I steal you the files." "One-time job." "Yeah, one-time job, all right." "What about this undercover that's onto me?" "Let me worry about her." "If she's still out there, I can't go back to the academy." "You just need to lay low until she's out of the picture." "Got the perfect place for you to hide." "Trinitarios have them a fort up in Spanish Harlem." "No one will look for him up there." "Time you called in sick for a few days." "You got it." "Pleasure doing business with you." "[Car door closes]" "All that just to steal some files off a computer?" "Boy right there's my Snowden." "[Laughs] Snowden?" "Edward Snowden cleaned the NSA's clock." "Yeah, now he's got to live in Russia." "Thing is, Snowden didn't work at the NSA." "He worked at the satellite office." "That's bureaucracies for you." "Grow so big they lose track of things." "I gotcha." "The academy's like a satellite for the NYPD." "Gave you direct access to their computers." "You want to take down Elias, the man who took down the Five Dons, you got to play smarter." "Why do all that digging when the police already did it for us?" "So what did you steal?" "This right here is the keys to the castle." "[Still Alive by Will Hanson playing]" "We're closed." "(Martine) Girl can't get a whiskey after hours?" "♪ listen for the Sandman's creep ♪" "♪ deserving all the luck ♪" "Thought this was the city that never sleeps." "Suppose I could make an exception." "Boss doesn't have to know." "I don't see any cameras." "I am the boss." "Really?" "♪ listen for the Sandman's creep ♪" "♪ deserving all the luck ♪" "That your bike out back?" "Little something I picked up." "You ride?" "They say the first rule of any job is not to spend the money." "[Tense music]" "Your friends out shopping?" "[Sighs]" "♪" "You are too pretty to be local." "What are you?" "A fed?" "[Chuckles softly]" "I don't know how you found me, but if you think I'm giving up any of my boys..." "Don't care about your nickel-and-dime pals, except one." "Your former driver." "I see." "So you got a job that requires a wheelman." "Something like that." "Bad news, sweetheart." "Don't know where she is." "So then tell me, Romeo, who are you trying to alert?" "[Beeping]" "Cell phone jammer. _" "And your pal, Elvis, standing behind me?" "He forgot to load the shotgun, so the King of Rock is not gonna make a bit of difference in how this goes down." " [Grunts] - [Gunshots]" "[Groans]" "[Gunshot]" "[Screams]" "Huh." "Buckshot." "Go figure." "[Romeo groaning]" "Sorry to get all Dick Cheney on you." "Had they been slugs, you would've lost an arm." "You crazy bitch!" "Let's just get to the point." "You recommended a wheelman..." "or should I say a wheelwoman... to a smash and grab crew a week ago." " Where is she?" " I don't know where she is." "We keep things compartmentalized for a reason." "It's hard enough to pour a drink with one arm." "You want to lose the other?" "Where is the wheelman?" "There's a dating app called Angler." "That's how I contacted her." "An app?" "For relationships?" "How apropos." "Phone." "Your handler's drawn some attention." "Howard." "No, stay here." "I'll check it out." "But this is my safe house." "I have to..." "You have to maintain your cover." "I'll be back." "Riley, Homicide." "One of our own." "Deceased is Detective Howard, Internal Affairs." "Took two to the back from this baby." "Found it out back." "Just like an academy training weapon, you know?" "Looks familiar." "You got a motive?" "Theft, maybe." "Guessing our victim met his CIs here but no sign of break-in." "So you think one turned on him." "Looks like it." "[Police radio chatter]" "(Reese) Come on." "What the hell is going on?" "Keep walking and don't look back." "Why?" "Where are we going?" "If Howard is dead, then the hard copy file in the safe inside that house is the only proof I'm a cop." " Those files are gone." " What?" "Then I have to go back in and explain who I am." "You can't." "Why not?" "Because Howard was shot with your training weapon." "Not only is your only connection to the NYPD gone, but you've been framed." "(Reese) No one else knows you're Internal Affairs?" "Howard's the only one who knew about me and my background." "Your background?" "In high school, I was a runner for a gang." "Where I'm from, it's not a choice." "Once you're in, it's either knocked up or locked up." "But you got out." "I got arrested." "The judge said if I attended a community college, he'll seal my record." "Got to like judges who give second chances." "I earned my master's in Criminal Justice and got into the academy, and one week before graduation," "Howard plucked me out." "Fixed it like if I had quit." "He saw my juvie record and knew I had the perfect background for the next time someone tried to infiltrate the academy." "Like Laskey, the Russian mole who worked for HR." "Exactly." "Then Howard got a tip from the CI that a gang was gonna put a recruit on the inside." "And who better to spot a gangster than..." "One of their former runners." "Why no electronic record?" "Howard thought it made our covers look vulnerable." "Everything's networked nowadays." "Given the HR scandal and hackers, he didn't even trust the IT techs." "[Door closes]" "Sorry to be the bearer of bad news." "Who are you?" "Detective Fusco from the Eighth." "Fusco?" "Your name sounds familiar." "He's my partner." "You can trust him." "There was an anonymous cash deposit into your savings account yesterday." "10 grand?" "It gets worse." "Weapon found at the crime scene traces back to you." "You're wanted for murder." "Of course." "They're framing me like their lackey." "Frustrating thing is, I had him." "Who?" "Ortiz, my classmate." "He's the mole." "You sure it's Ortiz?" "My gun at the crime scene?" "It's not a coincidence." "He offered to clean it for me." "And then I found this... a receipt from the bodega across the street from where The Brotherhood recruits." "Ortiz used his ATM card." "I'm gonna find Ortiz, and I'm gonna bring his ass in 'cause that's the only way that I can prove my innocence." "Hang on a second." "I'll check with RTCC, see if they can find him." "[Dialing]" "I suppose I am an RTCC of sorts." "But with less attitude." "I've retrieved Ortiz's number from Silva's phone contacts." "According to his geo-data, he returned to the academy last night after class." "To get Silva's gun." "(Finch) Not exactly." "I was able to pinpoint his movements to the Commandant's office." "During the time that Ortiz was in that office, someone logged on to the Commandant's computer using a brute force password cracker." "I suspect that Mr. Ortiz has stolen some files." "Why would Dominic enlist a mole to steal files from the police academy?" "(Finch) I'm not sure." "Where's Ortiz now?" "He's at an abandoned schoolhouse" " in Spanish Harlem." " We'll get him." "I'll look into the stolen files." "It may shine a light on Dominic's plans." "But first, I have an errand to run." "The RTCC tracked Ortiz to an abandoned school in Spanish Harlem." "The RTCC worked fast." "Well, they're good with computers." "Spanish Harlem?" "That's Trinitarios territory." "The abandoned school is their headquarters." "They keep it under heavy guard." "The place is a fortress." "Should make retrieving Ortiz fun." "I'll head back to the Eighth and check for updates." "Wait, Riley." "I'm coming." "You're safer staying put." "Let's not forget who shot who in training." "She's got a point." "Plus, I still have a mission to finish." "Find the mole." "[Door opens and closes]" "Being undercover, the days turn into months." "Tell me about it." "Takes self-reliance." "No man's an island." "Howard was my confidant." "He taught me everything I knew." "Well, you got a new friend on the force." "Thanks." "But why are you helping me?" "I knew a cop like you once." "She stood up to corruption." "Gave her life to do what was right." "Yeah, I heard about that." "Were you a part of the HR takedown?" "I worked undercover with Narcotics when all that went down." "I saw that in your IA file." "So you've seen my file." "Yeah." "There's one thing that puzzles me though." "There's nothing in there about a military background." "And I'd swear by the tactics you teach you were in the service." "First tactics instructor was a Gulf War veteran." "Must be where I learned it." "Well, we're gonna need military tactics where we're going." "It's going to be 2 against 2,000." "Ever heard of a covert infil/exfil?" "Sounds like some Special Ops stuff." "It is, which is why I brought modifications." "And just in case..." "[Bear whines]" " [Bear barking]" " What the... [Grunts]" "The shirt from Ortiz's locker." "Find our mole, boy." "[Bear barking]" "(Garcia) Welcome to mi casa." "You police?" "Still in the academy." "So Dominic's got one on the inside, huh?" "It was just the one-time job." "We're square after this." "(Garcia) I never finished high school myself." "Could have used this in the joint." "So you finished your one job with The Brotherhood, huh?" "Hey, man, look." "I got no beef with the Trinitarios." "Yeah, but the thing is, we're a part of The Brotherhood now." "And we have no use for you no more." " No!" " [Bear barks, growls]" "[Grunts]" "[Yells]" " [Gunshot] - [Grunts]" "Don't do it, Ortiz." " [Bear growls]" " Plaats." "Easy, kid." "It's been you all along... pretending to be my friend while planning my murder." "Murder?" "I don't know nothing about no murder." "I was just trying to steal some files." "I had no choice." "(Finch) I'm afraid that's correct, Mr. Reese." "Ortiz's uncle works for the community center that Dominic runs." "An elite defense attorney got him exonerated for a recent drug charge." "The uncle was Dominic's leverage." "Dominic forced you to steal the files." "You don't understand." "Where I'm from, you only got two bad choices." "Well, you still have two bad choices, but only one ends with you bleeding out." "It was only supposed to be one job." "With The Brotherhood, it's never just one job." "[Groans]" "[Bell ringing]" "That's their alarm." "(Man) Vamonos." "Come on." "Let's go." "Every Trinitario within a ten-block radius is gonna come running." "How much ammo you got?" "Not nearly enough." "[All speaking Spanish]" "We need to move now." "You're coming with." "Got your back." "[Gunfire]" "[Both grunt]" "Finch, need a way out." "There's a door in front of you." "Use that." " Let's go." " [Bear barks]" "Let's move this." "Grab it." "Go, go, go, go, go." "[Tense music]" "♪" "The door's blocked." "We're trapped." " [Pounding] - [Shouting]" "Options, Finch." "There's a pedestrian access tunnel beneath the pool, but unless you have a jackhammer," "I'm out of ideas." "I got one." "Give me the belt." "[Men shouting]" "Take cover." "[Explosion]" "[Tense music]" "♪" "Well, that looks dangerous." "You first." "[Grunts] Whoa!" "[All shouting]" "What about the dog?" "Him?" "He's scuba certified." "[Whistles]" "[Bear barks]" "Let's go." "♪" "Let's go, kid." "Well, that's one way to bathe the dog." "Lucky you." "When you get downtown, you can skip the first shower." "[Engine starts]" "Your mole won't be too hard to break." "Want to teach me some interrogation tricks?" "Something tells me you're a natural at that too." "Speaking of, I still have a few questions for you." "But I'll save 'em." "You're gonna do all right, kid." "I know." "I had a good instructor." "Tell your friends at IA." "Will do." "And call me if you need a little tactical refresher." "I thought I told you to get rid of Ortiz." "You weren't here, man." "You didn't see what went down." "Guy in a suit, a chica, and a crazy-ass dog came storming in here like SWAT." "The thing about a battle plan is, it only works if soldiers follow orders." "Who died and made you general?" "You ain't nothing but a street banger like the rest of us." "[Tense music]" "♪" "You know anything about circles?" "Circles?" "What's that got to do with this?" "Got everything to do with it." "I had a math teacher once, said," ""All the world's infinite possibilities rest within this one simple circle."" "Including the possibility that the big, quiet kid in the back of the class, the one that everyone always underestimated, could one day run the streets of New York." "So what's stopping you?" "What's stopping me is this Detective Riley." "Our circles keep overlapping." "Why are you worried about a stupid cop when you got us Trinitarios on board now?" "This ain't about numbers or corner boys or turf." "This here is about cutting down the old lion and ruling his kingdom." "But that can't happen if guys don't follow orders." "Guys like that... don't have a place." "[Gun clicks]" "You might want to rethink that." "Not like you walked in here with numbers." "I just told you, this ain't about numbers." "You the number two?" "Don't you think about it, Punk." "Don't you think about it." "We all die in the end." "Better to go out on top." "(Garcia) Hey, I'm talking to you." "Hey!" "No!" "You don't..." "No!" "[Gunshot]" "Heard you helped Internal Affairs uncover a mole in the academy." "The mole confessed, cleared Silva's name, and fingered Howard's killer, but no one can find him." "About the other day, we need to talk." "What do you mean?" "When the bullets started flying and you swooped in and played superhero?" "Right place at the right time, I guess." "(Iris) I suppose." "So either violence follows you around, or you just have the most impeccable timing." "Either way, I'm glad you were there." "This mean you're gonna recommend closing my IA case?" "[Chuckles]" "Let's just say I'm looking forward to our next session." "Are these the files that Dominic stole?" "Oh, that's just a small portion." "Looks like NYPD intelligence on a criminal network." "Information that it took the police years to collect, and yet Dominic steals it in less than 48 hours." "And I finally figured out the common denominator." "Which is?" "Our new number." "_" "_" "_" "_" "_" "_" "Any insider tips on eyeliner?" "Yeah." "You might try dialing it back a bit, sister." "Sorry, you just look like you buy a lot of makeup." "You know what?" "How about some free samples?" "You keep samples in your purse?" "I won't tell if you won't." "[Cell phone vibrates]" "You've got to be kidding me. _" "[Cell phone vibrates]" "_" "Ex-boyfriend?" "More like ex-pain in the ass." "[Tense music]" "♪" "_" "Is target present?" "_ Huh." "♪" "Visual update on target." "♪" "No worries." "I found her."

"Gotta be somewhere." "You wanna keep goin'?" "Officer Smith, ma'am." "We're looking for a man went after a woman last night at Esplanda Apartments." " Heard anything unusual?" " No, sorry." "Oh my God, that's terrible." "Is the woman all right?" " The woman, is she all right?" " Yeah, she good." "Excuse me." "My brother, Omar Little, came here last night." "He fell out the damn window." " We don't have anyone by that name." " He was kinda high." "Probably messed up his name." "Real dark, got himself a scar." "Legs should be busted up real bad." "No one with that type of injury came in last night." "Not a goddamn thing." "Been in every trash can, dumpster, vacant for three blocks 'round." " Nothin'." " We even checked down the sewers." " Marlo wanna meet." " So what you want us to do?" "Which one?" " Don't seem possible." " It don't." "That some Spiderman shit there." "We missed our shot." "Now he gonna be at us." "Usually, my staff tries to keep sharp objects out of my hands." "You know, it all started with Charles Center and Tommy d'Alesandro and it continued with William Donald Schaefer and Harborplace." "And following that, there were mayors Schmoke and O'Malley with Inner Harbor East." "Well, today it is my administration's turn to lay claim to the middle branch of the Patapsco and what will soon become known as New Westport, revitalizing another waterfront area of our great city." "Thank you." "Say goodbye to Locust Point South." "Fuck you, Krawczyk." "Yeah, fuck you, greedhead motherfucker." "Fuck you for tearing down the port of Baltimore and selling it to some yuppie assholes from Washington." " C'mon, buddy." " This is bullshit." " Who the hell's that?" " That's nobody, Mr. Mayor." "It's nobody at all." " You happy now, bitch?" " I am content, yes." " You called the reporter?" " No, actually." "That asshole's making up his own shit." "Brass called a press conference for this afternoon." "They'll be shoveling so much money at my bullshit it'll make your head spin." " What's with all the casework?" " Bodies from the vacants." " Some still missing lab work." " Pathetic..." "And some of them have been worked pretty good." "You know what, Jimmy?" "I'm gonna go back to the beginning and work every one of them again." "Back to square one." "You know why?" "Because I'm a murder police." "I work murders." "I don't fuck with no make-believe, I don't jerk shit around." "I catch a murder and I work it." "Working this shit like I'm supposed to." "Well, let me know if you need anything, all right?" "Cars, some OT, some lab work..." "Anything you need." "Because in three or four hours the money's gonna flow on my case." "Whatever you need, I'm probably gonna have more of it than even Lester could use." "To be that close to a serial killer." "It must be weird." "Kinda." "Yeah." " Wonderful story, Scott." " Yeah, well, it kinda wrote itself." "It's lucky to have the guy call me like he did..." "It comes from pounding the pavement, right?" "That's more than luck." "That's putting yourself in the place where the story comes to you." "What do you have for tomorrow?" "This is not the kind of thing we let go of after a day or two." "I was thinking that if I spent a night with the homeless, you know." "Did what they did." "Saw what they saw." "If it's an overnight thing, I couldn't get it for tomorrow, but the next day, sure..." "That's great." "That could be the perfect follow." "I'll speak to Gus." "We've been taking calls from some of the networks and cable outlets." " They're looking for you to go on-camera." " Me?" "On television?" "I'd avoid locals, but if you can do the national stuff responsibly..." "Sure, yeah." "I mean, I'm just not all that comfortable having myself in the center of the story like this." "Of course not." "But there is a way of handling this responsibly." "Just remember you're an ambassador for the paper." "Star time." "How about that?" " Homelessness?" " Our coverage should reflect the Dickensian aspect of the homeless." "The human element." "Scott will lead it off, spending a night on the streets and writing from that perspective." "He's the lead on your education project." "We need to get him back on the..." "I don't see the school project as yielding the same kind of impact as our attention to homelessness can." "These murders, the phone call to our reporter." "It really opens up the issue." " Yeah, but..." " From now till the end of the year, let's focus not only on covering the murders, but on the nature of homelessness itself." "The Dickensian aspect of it." "Yeah." "I've reached a point, Detective Sydnor, where I no longer have the time or patience left to address myself to the needs of the system within which we work." " I'm tired." " You're gonna quit?" "Not yet." "Not just yet." "So what are you talking about?" "When they took us off Marlo this last time, when they said they couldn't pay for further investigation," "I regarded that decision as illegitimate." " Illegitimate?" " And so..." "I'm responding in kind." "I'm going to press a case against Marlo Stanfield without regard to the usual rules." "I'm running an illegal wiretap on Marlo Stanfield's cellphone." " Fuck." "Lester?" " If you have a problem with this," "I understand completely and I urge you to get as far fucking away from me as you can." "You remember this one here?" "I backed away from jacking' the boy up outta respect for that goofy motherfucker Prez." "Wonder what the young man might tell me a year later, though..." " What the fuck is this?" " Vernon here did a search warrant on his dead guy's appliance store, pulled all of that out of the desk drawer." " Grand jury shit?" " Transcripts, sealed indictments..." " Who's your murder?" " Eastside dealer by the name of Joe Stewart." "Caught one in the back of his head the other night." "Somebody finally touched Prop Joe." "You remember when Narcotics indicted Charlie Burman last year?" "Motherfucker ran a couple days before the raids, still on the wing." "The sealed indictments are all in there." "Every one of 'em." "Who don't we trust at the courthouse?" " They put cheese on them fries?" " They can." "Chili too." " All right, then." " You want a drink with that?" " Strawberry lemonade." " All right, I'm on it." "They're back on cellphones." "After more than a year?" " That they are." " Tell me they're talking in code, Lester." "I wanna go to jail for snatching' something better than Marlo's lunch order." "There's no code that I can tell." "Half dozen calls." "All routine." "No drug talk, no numbers, no times..." "Nothing but what they seem." "So he ain't doing business with the phone then." "Take this mess down." "Let's get outta here." "I also have five calls, 30 to 40 seconds' duration, each one picked up on the first ring, each one with nothing whatsoever said between parties." "You see?" "When they talk, it's bullshit." "But there are calls where no one says a thing." "Thirty seconds, without conversation." "Is he..." "We talked it through, he knows the risks." "I'm in." "If it makes the fucking case, I'm in all the way." "So, what's up now?" "They talking dirt?" " No." " Lester." "Fuck." "Marlo's not gonna talk dirt on the phone, but there's something to this." "I just haven't figured it out." "We could use some more manpower, a couple of surveillance teams to get on these guys to see how they using the phones." "You see the newspaper today?" "Headline like that, the bosses are gonna start throwing money at the homeless murders." "When they do, I'll peel off a couple detectives, throw them your way." "The homeless murders?" "How does that case tangle in with this?" "Hard to explain." "Remember what the DNC folks told me two years ago?" "How to take the statehouse?" "Build something downtown and stick your name on it, get the crime to go down, and stay away from schools." " And keep my boyish good looks." " One out of four ain't bad." "Jesus." "Did we have to schedule this the same day as New Westport?" "My news isn't even going to make the front of the local section." "The ribbon-cutting was scheduled two weeks ago." "No one saw the homeless thing coming." "First of all, I'm surprised to see so much media here." "A press event held earlier today to announce the revitalization of yet another part of our city was not so well attended." "It would appear that media attention is always focusing on the negatives in Baltimore, but you aren't around when we're making real progress." "Still, I'm glad to see so many of you here." "Some of you representing not just our local media, but national attention to this problem." "Thank you for caring enough about our most vulnerable citizens to address yourselves to this tragedy." "Our homeless citizens, those who have fallen through the cracks of our society, those who command the least of our attentions and efforts, they seemingly have little to endear themselves to politicians." "They don't vote, by and large." "They don't contribute to campaigns." "They offer little to a city's tax base, and to the extent that our government is made aware of their existence, it responds by trying to mitigate the damage done by their presence." "We open a food bank here, a shelter there." "We try to move them away from downtown, away from our communal areas, away from our schools, away from our homes." "If you were to judge our society by the manner in which we treat those lost on our streets, we would have cause to be shamed." "Well, I am, God forgive me, a politician." "But I ran for public office because I believe that there is a different way of governing." "And I believe that in the end we will be judged not by the efforts we make on behalf of those who vote for us, who contribute to our campaigns, or those who provide for our tax base." "I believe that we will be judged by what we provide to the weakest and most vulnerable." "That is the test." "That is my test." "Somebody is killing homeless men in this city." "Taking the lives of fellow citizens who do not have the means or the strength to properly protect themselves." "They will be stopped." "We will do everything in our power to stop them." "You have my word on this." "Thank you, Mr. Mayor." " What got into you?" " What?" "I want to assure the public that we are doing everything possible in our power to apprehend this subject." "Homicide detectives are working non-stop." "District officers are in contact with the agencies that work with the homeless." "I cannot go into specifics of the investigation but, with that caveat, I will take questions." "Commissioner, is there any connection between these murders and those in the vacant homes last year?" "No connection." "Commissioner, are you asking the FBI to join in the investigation?" "I think deputy commissioner Daniels is in a position to elaborate on that." "We'll take whatever help is offered." "Our detectives will work closely with the behavioral analysis unit at Quantico..." "Deputy, even with all the resources at your disposal, isn't it extremely difficult to catch a serial killer?" "Our ability to secure genetic material and the growing DNA data bank are assets unavailable to us even a few years ago." "Our ability to effectively use resources has been increased with the aid of sophisticated computer software." "And we have some of the best criminal investigators in the nation working 24/7." "As the mayor made very clear a moment ago, this is now a priority for the department." "Has a note been found at any of the scenes?" "I'm not at liberty to go into any details of the investigation at this time." "You want me to hang?" "He told you who I am, right?" "Son, the thing about murder is it never goes off the books." "I mean, we work on 'em for weeks, months, years." "We keep on with it until finally someone decides they've had enough, until we get the right word from the right person." "And you know what happens then?" "When a case does go down... all those people who kept quiet about it, who lied about it, all of them who thought it wasn't coming back on 'em, they end up catching' a charge." "And they get time behind that." "Time?" "You gonna give me time?" "If you know something about that boy Lex getting shot, now is your last chance to speak to that." " You gave a statement last year..." " Why don't you promise to get me outta here?" "That's what y'all do, ain't it?" "Lie to dumbass niggers?" "Yo, y'all need to get this police out my face before I bank his ass." "You're a natural, kiddo." "You had them eating out of your hand." "Shit, I was just following the mayor's lead." "He wants a full-court press, right?" "We can add a detective or two." "And you can ask patrol to concentrate on posts where vagrants congregate." "But other than that, deputy, the cupboard is bare." " But Carcetti..." " Make no mistake." "He wants us to solve the murders." "He just doesn't want it to cost." "Don't look so shocked." "You're runnin' with the big dogs now." "Isn't it enough that we're up on the killer's cellphone?" "Couldn't you track him on the GPS chip?" "He's using a burner and we suspect he's taking out the battery between calls." "And there's nothing to stop him from changing phones, calling the reporter from a new number." "So you want to tap the reporter's phone as well." "It stands to reason that we should monitor this thing from both ends." " It's what we would normally do." " Nothing about this is normal." "A Baltimore Sun reporter's phone is problematic." "We need to strike a balance between your needs as investigators and the First Amendment rights of the Sun and its sources." "The First Amendment does not guarantee privacy, your Honor." "Legal precedent clearly indicates..." " Look I'm not saying that we can't, but..." " But what?" "Until we get the sense that your suspect is changing phones," "I'm not inclined to look with favor on tapping the Baltimore Sun's telecommunications." " We're afraid to piss them off?" " Never pick a fight with anyone who buys ink by the barrel-full." " Christ." " Very well, judge." "How many enemies do you need?" "Deputy." " Where did you get all this?" " Darling, you do not want to know." "What's up with you?" "Got all 22 out of the drawer?" " Workin' the whole mess at once." " I'm trying to see 'em fresh." "25." "My triple." "It comes back to Marlo and his people." "For sure?" "A good informant tells me so." "Says one of my vics was talking bad about Mr. Stanfield, who took it personal." "Killed him, his girl, his muscle." "Left the little kids alive, so I guess he ain't all bad." "People out there so scared of this motherfucker," "I can't get close to an eyewitness on any of it." " Where you at with the rest of these cases?" " We don't even have lab work on 14 of these bodies?" "A year later I'm still walking in written requests into Landsman, who just files them away in his drawer." "McNulty would've called a news reporter." "I am not him." "Well, what would the Bunk do?" "Take no for a fucking answer?" "We had cutbacks, you know that." "We lost three or four trace examiners." "Lost half our clerical." "The freezer went bad, we lost four months of blood samples." "Did you know that?" "Four months of evidence and they still haven't replaced my damn icebox." "My heart pumps purple piss for you." "Now, I got the worst mass murder in B-more history and you can't get the trace work back to me inside of a year?" "C'mon, Ron..." "Look..." "You can't go to the press." "I mean, heads will roll if this gets out." "It isn't anyone's fault." "In fact, it's a little bit on you, in a way." "The fuck you say?" "After Annette took retirement, the casework got backed up worse than ever, right?" "Well, we put in to fill the lab assistant slot, but with the cutbacks, the best they could give us was a temp." " A temp?" " Yeah." "No medical." "No pension." "A temp hire to get us over for a while." "Look, I'll show you something..." "She was assigned to sort and file the individual trace elements..." "Hair, fiber mostly..." "You know, from each of the 14 scenes." "So what's the problem?" "In the initial paperwork, you wrote out all 22 CC numbers, right?" " Right." " But in the supplemental requests, you put all the incidents under the initial CC and then you wrote, "et al," remember?" " So?" " She didn't know what "et al" meant." "And she sorted everything under the single complaint number." "You don't fuckin' mean..." "We have no idea which one of your scenes any of this shit came from." "We don't have a clue." "Actually, except for this she's been a pretty good employee." " Surveillance teams." " Two each on 12-hour shifts." "I need them to set up on certain locations common to our cases." "C'mon, Jay." "You heard the mayor." "This case is a red ball." "That it is." "You can have Greggs, if you want." "The last time I offered her up, you kicked her back to her own casework." "Other than a second detective, you are on your own." " So it's all bullshit." " I dunno." "I thought the mayor gave a very nice speech." "I, for one, was moved." "Much like the bull to which you just referred." " Tell you one thing..." " What's that?" "Motherfucker whose got the connect, he the one that did Joe." "Oh, no doubt." "Y'all know the co-op took some hits." "Joe." "Hungry Man." "Good people, especially Joe." "Their passing' was for real, cold blooded." "I know what you thinkin', so I'm a put it out there..." "I'm responsible." "A week or so back, I made a move on Omar, with Joe's approval." "The faggot ain't had heart enough to come at me, so he come at those close to me." "Now I'm doubling' the bounty..." "Hundred large for a whiff of that dicksuck." "Two hundred fifty for his head." " What about the connect?" " I got that covered." "And in light of that fact, I'm a take it upon myself to conduct this meet." "Slim, I want you take over Hungry Man's slice of the cake." "Meanin' no disrespect, but I ain't cut out to be no CEO." " Cheese, then." " No problem, man." "Got you covered." "Until we settle up with Omar, I think it's best we suspend these meets." "In fact, I ain't really one for meets no how." "Anybody got a problem here on out, bring it to me, or sit on that shit." "Those of you on the Westside who need to re-up, holler at my man Monk." "He gonna handle supply over there." "On the Eastside, Cheese." "One more thing." "Price of the brick going up." "Thirty more." "All right." "Enough of this shit." "What?" "Next year for the schools." "From now until December, we're all about the plight of the homeless." "The great whiting has spoken." "I appealed to Klebanow half hour ago but he gave me the thumbs down." "I'm sorry." "Check it out, people." "Our Metro desk has some national profile." "We're being careful to cooperate with the investigators in every way." "My newspaper has no desire to get between the police and the suspect." "But still, wouldn't you agree it's an incredible moment for any journalist to come face to face with that type of pure evil like the son of Sam." "That makes you the Jimmy Breslin of Baltimore." "Well, no, I wouldn't say that." "I mean..." "But knowing you have been in contact with a killer, are you at all concerned about continuing to report from the street?" "No, not at all." "I mean, this is what we do." "As a reporter, you expect to be in harm's way at some points." " It's what we do." " Agreed." "It's what we do." "But very rarely does a reporter end up being in the middle of a story - an ongoing story - about a murderer who is still at large and posing a severe and deadly risk to the..." "You shoulda heard Phelan this morning." "Too scared to tap the newspaper phones they might shit on him for it." "Fuckin' hack judge." "What would you want with more wires?" "We got all we need." "I don't want another wire." "It's the principle of the thing..." "It just pissed me off listening to him." "Oh yeah, no surveillance cars." "They won't go beyond me and Greggs." "You and Sydnor will have to work it as best you can for right now." "Assholes." "They need another body, don't they?" "I'll call our man in the Southern." "I can take it from here." "Y'all can bounce." "All right, boss." "What up, Rick?" "Just like ol' times for me and you." " Whatever you want it's yours, all right?" " Tonight, I'm just gonna take yo' jump..." " And leave you with a little something." " What's that?" "My word in your ear." "I'm callin' Marlo a straight bitch." "I'm sayin' it don't take much to shoot down a blind man." "And as for him stepping' to me, you tell that dude he ain't got the heart." "All right." "You tell that man I'm in the street, waiting." "Just like a little bitch, he ain't nowhere to be found." "I'll tell him." "I will." "Pick up your keys and go on inside, yo." "You kill Joe?" "Hungry?" "Didn't think so." "What now?" "There's more than one way to skin a case." "Already ran them for priors, right?" "Priors, yeah." "But I'm gonna run every name you guys developed through the entire database." "Not just for priors, but for anything at all in the miles system." "Court appearances, parole, probation, gun permits, DOC, open balls." " You're playing long shots, huh?" " Darlin', I'm playin' the hand I've been dealt." "An H-file?" " Who caught the case?" " Worden." "Other shift." "Stepfather." "Beaten to death." "They interviewed the mother, but no one else in the household." "Doesn't exactly fit with the others, does it?" "A straight up ass-whoopin' in an alley doesn't seem like Marlo Stanfield." " No, it doesn't." " But you're gonna work it anyway." "In the Pentecostal church where I was given religion, it would have been said the spirit was on you yesterday." " It got good to me." " Let praises be." "It pissed me off that on top of everything else I gotta deal with, some nutjob starts killing homeless guys." "Fuck already, how many shitbowls are there?" "He's right though." "You were great." "That passion was just the thing." " You think..." " We step out on this issue, it could provide some national presence..." "Didn't the governor scrap the emergency medical and housing program last year?" "What was it, TEMHA?" "Replaced it with T-Dap, which cuts funding to anyone who doesn't qualify for federal support." "It's worse than that:" "He froze eligibility by disallowing new applications, which put all kinda folks out on the street." "So we slam the Republican for sticking it to the poor." "It plays." "Nationally, you're taking up the cause of the forgotten..." "And no one is ever in favor of homelessness..." "Statewide, you're going up against the fella who tore up the safety net." "Homelessness." "I'll be damned." " Base to 2306." " Go ahead, Lester." " You see anybody using a cellphone?" " Wait one." "Negative." "Hold on." "Somebody's here." "Lester?" "Can't get used to how empty this place feels nowadays." "True, but you'd be surprised what you can get done when no one's looking." "You'll need to serve these." "Running out of time." "I'll get right on it." "There's a couple of loose ends we should cover as well." " Now?" " If not now, when?" "The trial date is coming up on us fast." "Right." "But it's..." " Is it something I said?" " No..." "Sydnor is bringing in a CI." "And if you're here..." "Oh, shit." "I'm sorry..." "I'll leave you my list, OK?" "No problem." "We'll get right on it." "I'm sorry, Lester, if I was intruding." "You couldn't know." "So why you here?" "If this about Michael and what he into, y'all should know he don't live here no more." "Actually, I'm following up on your man's case." "You spoke to Detective Worden when it happened." "He was your boyfriend, right?" "When he weren't in jail..." "Father to my youngest." "But you know how he died." "Beaten bad." "Crime of passion, as we say." "Didn't seem like he was home long enough to get somebody that riled at him." "Unless, of course, it was over you." "You sayin' I know somethin' about that?" "Lady, let's put our cards on the table." "I been in this game longer than a little bit, and there's one thing I know." "A murder like this, there's a woman at the center of it." "I don't know nothin'." "You know my gut tells me that you do." "And I'll tell you what..." "We're gonna take a ride downtown, let you talk to the grand jury." "You're not straight with them, they'll give you a material witness warrant." "And you sit over at woman's detention for a couple of weeks." "It's amazing what it does for the grieving process." " Get your things." " I ain't goin' nowhere." "It's me or the wagon." "Detective, I swear, I ain't in this." "It ain't me you wanna talk to." "It's the boy, he know." " He running' with them who did it." " You just tryin' to put me off the scent." "You gotta believe me." "He told me Devar wasn't comin' home, 'fore we even knowed he was dead." "You said he's runnin' with them?" "Runnin' with who?" "Chris, Snoop, all them gangsters." "Who else doin' all the killin' around here?" "Let me see your camera." " Add a minute-six to your times." " Got it." "Here it is." "Look at this." "Single ring." "Connection." "Silence." "What do you have?" "I took these three." "They're just hangin' around." "What time did Monk leave?" "1:24." "Two minutes later." "It's not what Marlo's sayin', it's what he's sendin'." " Look at Monk." " Yeah." "Text message." "Text?" "Need I remind you, Detective, these young men are products of Baltimore City schools." "Besides, look how far away he's holding his phone." "Too far away to be reading a text." "Nah, son." "Pictures." "Pictures..." "What the fuck you lookin' at?" "You know what they do, right?" "They tease you." "They let you get close and just when you're about to pull the case, they rip the fuckin' rug out from under you." "I'm not lying." "We got a fuckin' serial killer on the loose." "You didn't know that?" "It's in the goddamn paper." "What support do I get?" "One fuckin' detective." "They wanna play their simple-ass games, fine." "But I gotta do what I gotta do." "Excuse me." "Yeah, Oscar." "Beautiful." "Absolutely." "Where?" "On my way." "Man, you can't let it get to you like this." "Why don't we go buy up a bunch of toys and take 'em to your kids?" "You ain't hearing' me." "How can I go near my people with Omar on us?" "How he gonna find out about them?" "How we find out about the blind man?" "Get." "It's Omar!" "You too, shorty." "Omar!" "It's Omar!" "Money a little late today." "That buckshot in your leg should help you explain yourself to Marlo." "As for them other two they gonna wish that I'd peppered them a bit." "Now you make sure you tell old Marlo I burned the money." "'Cause it ain't about that paper." "It's about me hurtin' his people, messin' with his world." "Tell that boy he ain't man enough to come down to the street with Omar." "You tell him that!" "My sergeant and two side partners got here before me." "Then the shift commander showed." "Now the duty officer is on his way." "For a DOA?" "Well, you and Lester started some shit here, son." "Now a DOA call brings everyone in a heartbeat." "God bless." " Pictures?" " Photographs on cellphones." "Now that means new PC to capture the photos and new equipment that could do it." "How do I write that into my bullshit homeless killer's MO?" "When we started this, you said all we needed were some bugs, a camera or two, and in a couple of weeks, we'd have them." "That's what you said." "So I cranked up my bullshit to pay for that but no, then you needed a wiretap." "So I went along, I got you the wiretap." "Then you ask for surveillance teams, but before I can get to that, you came to me with this." "I mean, what the fuck?" "I gotta tell you, Lester, I don't want to hurt your feelings, but I can see why Daniels cringed every time you opened your fucking mouth." "You're a supervisor's nightmare." "I'm just following the thread." "Say we get you the intercept on your pictures, will that give us Marlo?" "It'll be coded, probably, but I'm sure we can break it." "That'll tell us how they do business, and usually, that's enough." "Or not." "But the truth is, I'm running Sydnor ragged just staying on a couple of mopes and monitoring calls." "Now, when we're up on their code, we're gonna need more manpower to run down a stash or a re-up." " We can't do it all." " I can't juke this thing any more than I have." "Last night, half the police department turned up at Oscar's crime scene before I could get there." "We can't make another murder." "Thanks for the milk." "What's a donut without milk?" "So you were talking about your second tour..." " The bad one." " Yeah." "Second tour fucked me up good." "But they don't wanna hear it." "Who doesn't?" "Mostly, it's command and the senior EMS." "They put it down that marines don't get P.T.S.D." "But they do." "Can you tell me what happened?" "Terry, can you talk about it?" "We had a month left on the tour, working an S-and-A mission outside Fallujah." "I was assistant team leader." "Our M-niner-niner-eights were retrofitted with up-armor kits." "M-niner-niner-eight?" "A humvee, sorry." "They're big on nomenclature." "Anyway we finished our sweep, headed back in, right?" "It was all good." "Then, bam..." "Our lead vehicle was hit with an elevated I.E.D." "The blast tore the M-fifty gunner in half." "Flipped the humvee like a matchbox car." "Driver lost both his hands." "Blood shooting out all over." "He's fuckin' laughin'." "Saying over and over, "Look, Ma, no hands."" "It's the laughing I can't shake." "Weird." "'Cause he's OK, you know?" "I mean, he's better than me." "Got himself a couple of prosthetic mitts, eighty thousand apiece." "What happened next?" "Nothing really." "We pushed out, secured the perimeter." "Corpsman did what he could, an' we waited for the casevac." "I'm not looking to shit on another guy's copy," "I just wanted you to know this was out there." "I'm at a community meeting in Bel Air-Edison to hear about school zoning and this woman talked my ear off about this." "She said the kids never saw a dime." "I mean, I'm hoping this is all bullshit." " Hey, Scott." "How's it coming?" " Pretty good." "You seen the art?" "Yeah." "Good stuff." "Listen, got a complaint about a story you wrote a couple weeks ago." "The woman who died from an allergic reaction to seafood." " Remember?" " What about it?" "Lady knows the dead woman sister says our story made a lot of money for those kids." " A scholarship fund we wrote up." " So?" "She says the sister has a history of fraud, convictions on it." "She says all the money went to Atlantic City casinos" " and kids never saw a dime." " Christ, who the fuck..." "I know." "It's probably some old biddy talkin' about stuff she don't know, but maybe you should go back and check with the family, see if we don't get took on this, huh?" "No, no." "Not now." "After you file." "Just make a couple calls, huh?" " This is kidnapping." " Actually, I'm not sure." "I asked him if he wanted $100 to go someplace for dinner and talk" " and he walked to my car." " You give him the hundred?" "Stuffed it in his jacket." "He's fine, Lester." "He's great." " Think he'll find his way back home?" " Eventually." "By then, we'll be done with Marlo, we'll have shut this thing down." "As far as what happened to this guy..." "They'll write it off as some fraternity prank." " Does he know we're cops?" " No." "Even if he figures it out, who's gonna believe him?" "He's nuts." " How do you know he's nuts?" " First of all, just look at him." "He's fucking bouncing off the walls." "Second of all..." "I got his scrip." "I called the university ER." "It's an anti-psychotic." "So..." "I took his I.D.," "I'll scratch his name off the scrip and leave him with this..." "I got that one from the first homeless death Oscar gave us." "The one that was too rigored." "Donald somebody or other." "It had him in a Cleveland, Ohio shelter." "McNulty, you are deserving of serious psychological study." "You need PC to intercept cellphone photos." "Well here it is, right here." "We send photos of this guy all ribboned up from a dry cellphone to that goofy reporter, along with a message bitching about his stories." ""I ain't no pervert," or whatever." "Now, the killer says, you ain't gonna find no more bodies." "Only photos of the victims..." "Before they disappear." "Look at this poor sucker." "I don't believe we're gonna do this." "He disappears, the city goes batshit." "You get your photo intercepts, and when we need to run down one of Marlo's re-ups, you got all the manpower you need." " And Marlo falls." " Falls hard." "Don't fucking tell me you mislabeled this, too." "I want comparisons between known suspects and the DNA from this scene." "By the looks of it, we got a whole lot of DNA outta this mess." " Now, motherfucker." "Right now." " Top of my list." "As soon as we work through all the trace from the homeless killings." "That's the priority, Bunk." " The homeless killings." " Everything is backed up behind that, sorry." "Your boy McNulty has everyone's attention right now." "So it's Larry, huh?" "OK, Larry." "You're with good people here." "It's all gonna be great." "You're gonna like this place." "It's warm, they got nice beds." "And best of all, I gave you cash money just for walking in the door." "Come on, Larry." "It's gonna be fine." "I promise." "You feel up for trying Clay yourself?" "I mean, it's been a while since you tried a criminal case personally." "It sends a statement, I think." "We should start with our witness list." "See if we can pare that down any, out of respect for the distracted nature of a Baltimore jury." "First, there's something else I need to bring up." " Old grand jury stuff?" " Sealed indictments." "Sealed transcripts." "Dozens of them." "Pulled from the desk of a shot-to-death drug dealer in east Baltimore." "The deputy ops brought me those." "We have a leak." "And he showed up, outside where I work." "He was confused." "Lost I think." "So I brought him here." "Donald, where you from?" "Tell the lady, Donald." "Baltimore." "But he told me he came from Cleveland." "Donald, do you have identification?" "This does say Cleveland." "Donald, why don't we get you something to eat?" "It's OK." "Come on." " We're good to go?" " It's great, Gus." "It sings." " Hey, Scotty boy." " Hey." "Hey." "Great piece." "I mean this one really feels like the real deal." " It's great work." " Thanks." "What I like most about it is that you didn't overwrite it." "No extra color." "No puffy adjectives." "Just tight, declarative sentences." "You really let this ex-marine tell his story." " Thanks, Gus." " Hey, Mr. Slot man, read it and weep." "And I mean that literally." "Oh, Scott." "Did you get a chance to drop a couple calls on that complaint?" "It's bullshit." "I talked to people in the neighborhood." "Sister's good people, but there's another woman up there, unrelated, keeps getting arrested for kiting checks and stuff." "She uses the sister's name every time she gets locked up." "She's done it like three or four times now." "Yeah, it's crazy." "But sister's clean." "Everyone says so." "OK." "Is there anything else I can do for him?" "No, we've got it." "But thanks for bringing him in." "Most people, they just ignore them." "I just want to get your paperwork taken care of."

"Hey!" "Hey, is anyone there?" "Look, I need some help in here!" "All right, look." "I know you're probably panicking right now, but there is no time for that." "You need to focus." "I'm sure you're wondering who tied you to the desk." "Look, the truth is, it was you." "I mean, me." "I did it 'cause I needed you to get this message." "It would take too long to give you the full explanation, and you wouldn't remember it anyway, so you're just going to have to trust me on this." "Now, you'll find a knife taped to the underside of your chair." "Find it, and cut yourself loose." "Now, I need you to listen." "It is vitally important that you find this woman." "I don't know where she is, but you have to find her." "She can help." "Check the mess hall, or maybe they took her to the Bridge, I don't know." "You just have to keep looking." "Don't worry about anything else." "And for God's sake, don't trust anyone." "Just find her and do it fast, because if you don't, hundreds of people are going to die, including you." "Katie?" "Rodney!" "Hey, what are you doing here?" "Well, I heard you were back, and I hadn't seen you for a while so..." "Yeah, I know." "We have this whole new mainland to explore, and I've been bringing back samples all week." "So I see." "Anything interesting?" "Well, it's all pretty similar to what we found back on Lantea." " We found a few new species." " Mmm." "Oh, which reminds me, I've got a surprise for you." "I found this guy hiding in some shrubbery." "What is that?" "Well, it doesn't have a name yet, but I'm thinking of calling it" "Rodneyana villosa." "After you." " Really?" "What..." "You can do that?" " Yeah." "Be careful." "The bristles will pierce skin." "Oh." "Anyway, look, I wondered if I could, you know, tear you away from all of this long enough to have some lunch." " I would..." "I would love to..." " Oh." "...but I think I'm coming down with something." "I have a headache, and I've had a few dizzy spells, so I was thinking of going down to the infirmary." "Oh..." "Well, I'll come with you." "No, Rodney, you don't have to do that." "I know how much you hate being around sick people." "Oh..." "No, really, it's fine." " That is so sweet." "Thanks." " After you." "Dr. Brown." "I see you've brought my number one patient." "What?" "Oh, no, we're not here for me this time." "I'm here for her." " Yeah." " Oh, okay." "Well, what can I do for you?" "Well, I've got this really bad headache that won't go away, and I..." "I feel kind of dizzy." " When did you first notice it?" " Sometime this morning." "Why?" "Well, because you're the fourth person to come in here with those exact symptoms, and the second person from the botany department." " Gerald?" "Hey." " Who's that?" "Gerald Baxter." "He's on my team." "You've met him before." "He's got the bug collection." "Oh." "Sure, right, yeah." "I remember now." "Well, I'm going to need to take some blood." "You, too, Doctor." " What?" " Lf there is something going around, you might have been exposed to it as well." "Sorry." "Major Dorsey and his team just returned from M6R-214." "They examined the debris field above the planet and found the parts from one, possibly two, Replicator ships." "It was just a matter of time before the Wraith got organized" " and started hitting back." " I suppose." "They did defeat the Ancients, after all." "The Replicators may look like the Ancients, and they may use the same technology, but they're going to be a lot tougher to put down." "Colonel Carter, come in, please." "Go ahead, Doctor." "I've got a situation developing." "Be advised I've imposed a quarantine on the entire infirmary level." "What's going on?" "Eleven patients have shown up here in the last hour complaining of headache and dizziness." "Eight of them are from the survey teams that just got back from the mainland." "Any idea what's wrong with them?" "I ran some blood tests, and found a bacteria I've never seen before." "I'm checking it against the Ancient database." " What do you want us to do?" " Well, the first thing we need to do is isolate everyone that went to the mainland, and have them report to Dr. Neves in the auxiliary med lab for testing." "Will do." "Keep us posted." "More test results." "You and I are both infected." "So's Dr. McKay." "The good news is the most advanced case is still only showing mild, flu-like symptoms." " Maybe it won't get any worse than that." " Yeah, let's hope so." "Hello?" "Hey." "Hey, wake up." "What are you doing here?" "I don't know." "What are you doing?" "You're not a soldier." "If you say so." " You should come with me." "It's safe." " No, slow down." "What's going on here?" "It's the soldiers." "They're after us." "If they catch us, they'll take us away." "Take us where?" "What soldiers?" "What is this place?" "Will you shut up?" "The soldiers will hear us." "What the hell is going on here?" "Why can't I remember anything?" "I don't know." "No one can." "No one can." " You've seen others?" " Yes, one or two others." " Apart from the soldiers." " What about her?" "Was she there?" " No." " I have to find her." " Why?" " I don't know." "It's important." "Look, the soldiers probably have her by now, okay?" " Well, can we ask them?" " Are you crazy?" "If the soldiers see you, they shoot you, they take you away." "Again with the taking away." "Look, you should come hide with me." "It's safe." " I can't, I have to keep looking." " Fine, suit yourself." "If you get yourself killed, I don't care." "It started suddenly, and then it just..." "Just stopped." " Okay, well, I appreciate you telling me." " Aren't you going to do anything?" "To be honest, I don't see how it's relevant." "Well, it's a new symptom." "I thought it might be important." "I don't see how a tingling sensation in your knees relates to this condition, especially since you're the only one experiencing it." "Yeah, but so far." "I'm just saying, we don't know anything about this disease." "Look, the best thing for you to do right now is try to relax, okay?" "And let me do my work." " Here you go." " Thank you." "What did Dr. Keller say?" "Oh, she's going to take it into consideration, thanked me for my input and..." "How you doing?" "Thanked me for my input and..." "How you doing?" "I'm okay." "Well, Dr. Keller's got her team working pretty hard." "I'm sure they're trying a bunch of stuff." "I'm sure they'll come up with a way to beat this thing in no time." " Seriously, are you okay?" " It's..." "My headache." "It's getting worse." "All right, look, is there anything I can do?" "Could you ask the nurse to bring me some tea?" "Well, what's wrong with this one?" "Oh, yeah." "Right." "Marie?" "What's..." "What's going on?" "I don't know." "I just got really dizzy." "Are you telling us that the infection has breached hazmat protocol?" "I'm not entirely sure." "It's possible she could have been previously exposed, but that would mean it's already spread much farther among the general population than we thought." "I've got off-duty medical personnel conducting random blood tests around the city just to get a sense of where we're at." "Have we confirmed it came from the mainland?" "Well, the plant and soil samples brought back by the botany department were negative, but it still seems like the most likely point of origin." "What about the database?" "I haven't found a match yet, but I'm still looking." "There is one more thing." "Since we have no idea what this disease does, or how it's spread, or even if our containment measures are having any effect," "I recommend we suspend all Gate travel immediately." "Thank you, Doctor." "Hey." "How you feeling?" "I don't know." "Oh." "Well, they brought dinner." "This Salisbury steak's actually quite good." "Oh, and by the way, I asked Dr. Keller about your friend Dr. Baxter." "She says he's asleep, but apparently the fever's down." " Who?" " Dr. Baxter." "That's his name, right, the guy on your team?" "Katie?" "Where am I?" "What do you mean?" "You're in the infirmary." "I brought you here, remember?" "Who are you?" "Hey!" "Hold it right there." "I don't want to cause any trouble." "I just..." "Yeah, put him with the others." "Go on, get him out of here." "Come on." "Yes, sir." "Well, what's the word?" "Well, the random test results came back." "Six different people working in six different areas of the city, all positive." "That doesn't sound very promising." "Well, it's either a statistical miracle, or the entire base has been exposed." "We're running more tests to confirm it, but it doesn't look good." "I don't know about you, but I feel fine." "Well, me, too." "And that's the problem." "If there is a delay before the first symptoms appear, it could've spread anywhere before we even knew what was happening." "I've informed Stargate Command that we're suspending Gate operations." "Colonel Carter, this is Dr. Keller." " Go ahead." " I'm sending you scans on Katie Brown as well three other patients who are beginning to show signs of amnesia." "All of them show large concentrations of affected cells in the medial temporal lobe." "It looks like the bacteria is causing these cells to produce a hormone that interferes with the brain's ability to access episodic memory." "How bad are we talking?" "Well, rate of deterioration seems to vary from patient to patient, but in all cases, it looks like it's progressive, meaning the longer they go without treatment, the worse it gets." "Pretty soon, they won't be able to remember their own names." "You said the first symptoms were headaches and dizziness." "Yeah, that's right." "How long after they appeared before the first signs of memory loss?" "Again, it seems to vary, but you're looking at an average of about six hours." "What about you, Doc?" "Showing any signs?" "Yeah, the headache started half an hour ago." "All right, keep searching the database." "I think it's our best bet to find a solution." "I'd love to, but if we're right about these numbers," "I'm about to get overrun with a lot of new patients." "It's already pretty crowded in here." "Mess hall." "We can clear it out and make a temporary ward." "Yeah, that's a good idea." "At the very least, it'll consolidate everyone in one place for treatment." "Do it." " Are you all right?" " Yeah." "Where am I?" "We were hoping you could tell us." "Who are all you people?" " We don't know." " None of us can remember anything." "What's happening out there?" "What did you see?" "Nothing." "It was just..." "Empty hallways." "How did I get here?" " The soldiers brought you." " Why?" "They bring everyone here." "They say it's for our own protection." "Don't waste your time." "It won't open." "Why are they doing this to us?" "Look, why can't anyone remember?" "My..." "The computer." "Where's my computer?" "It wasn't with you when they brought you here." "Why?" "I have to find someone." "It's a woman." "Teyla." "Do you know who that is?" "Does anyone here know Teyla?" "Anyone?" "I thought this city had some sort of automatic lockdown" " to prevent stuff like this." " It does." "Oh, yeah?" "What happened?" "You're asking me?" "You got a headache?" "Yeah, I guess it was just a matter of time, huh?" " John?" " I'm fine." "Hey." "How you feeling?" "I am fine." " Any symptoms?" " No, none yet." "Me neither." " What is it?" " How do they know we're all infected?" "My blood wasn't part of the sample that was tested." "Nor was mine." "Even so, it is likely we were exposed." "So?" "Being exposed doesn't mean you've got it." "Maybe it doesn't affect everybody the same way." "And all I know is I feel great." "So do I." "Perhaps you should make Dr. Keller aware of this." "Yeah." "Yeah." "Excuse me." "Dr. Keller." " I need to talk to you." " I'm a little busy right now." "I'm not sick." "Well, if you're lucky enough not to be exposed," " you just blew it by coming in here." " No, I know I've been exposed." "People I've been working with all day have been getting sick, but I'm not feeling anything." "Neither is Teyla." "You think you might have some kind of immunity?" " You're the doctor." " Okay." "Well, I'm going to need a sample of your blood." "Take as much as you need." " What are you doing?" " I have to remember somehow." "I already feel certain things slipping away." " All right, now what are you doing?" " Getting out of here." "All right, everyone!" "Listen up!" "I need to escape as quickly as possible." "Does anyone know how I can do that?" "You can't just leave." " Why not?" " What about the soldiers?" "We're just going to have to deal with them." "I'm sorry, call me crazy, but I don't exactly trust them." "That doesn't mean we should be running loose." "We have no idea what's out there." "Look, something caused this to happen, all right?" "And we're not going to figure it out from in here." "Somewhere out there, there is a woman that..." "A woman named..." " Teyla." " Teyla, right, thank you." " I think she knows something." " What?" "I don't know." "We got to get out there and find out." " I think we should listen to him." " Why?" "Well, it makes sense." "Why haven't the soldiers told us what's happened?" "Why haven't there been any announcements, or any help on the way?" "Maybe they don't know any more than we do." "We need a plan." " They let you out?" " Well, the second set of random blood tests just came back, all positive." "Didn't see much point in quarantining the infirmary anymore." " You showing any signs?" " Headache." "Yeah, same here." "Five bucks says you start losing your memories first." "Rodney..." "All right, we've got food, water and blankets." "We don't have enough beds, but we're just going to have to make do." "We may need to think about ordering all nonessential personnel to report to the mess hall." "I mean, they're going to wind up there anyways, and this way, we won't have people with no memories" " wandering the hallways." " That's what I'm worried about." "I'll send Lorne and a team out, make sure those orders are followed." "These are from Dr. Neves." "They're stimulants." "He thinks they may slow the effects of the memory loss." "I mean, it's just a stopgap, but at least it may buy us a few hours." "Do we know what's in these?" "Because I'm allergic to a lot of..." "Just take it." "Hand these out to Lorne and his men." "One more thing." "I've ordered Dr. Zelenka to remove the Gate's main control crystal." "No matter what happens, we cannot risk spreading this disease elsewhere in the galaxy, or to Earth." "What happens when we all start losing our memory?" "Dr. Keller will come up with something before that happens." "Hey." "I thought we were moving everyone to the mess hall." "He's our most advanced case." "His vitals are too unstable." "What can I do for you?" "I was just wondering if you found anything." "What do you mean?" "I'm not showing any sign of the disease, remember?" "Oh, well, it's possible you could have some sort of natural immunity." "Doc..." "Stay here." "I'm going to take a sample of your blood." "Doc." "You've already done that." "It's happening to me, isn't it?" "Doctor, he's convulsing!" "Okay, give him..." "Midazolam, four milligrams." "He's in v-fib." "I need a crash cart." "Charge it to 200." "Clear." "Charge it to 300." "Clear." "McKAY:" "Go, go!" "Stop!" "Stop!" "This way!" " Okay, I think we're clear." " Oh, thank God." "My lungs were about to give out." " So, what next?" " I don't know." "How do we find her?" " Who?" " Teyla." "The one we just risked our lives for." "Right, right." "I don't know." "All right, we'll just have to search room by room." "I mean, how big could this place possibly be?" " Where are you taking us?" " I already told you." "The mess hall." " I don't want to go there." " Just relax." "I know you're scared, but you're just going to have to trust me." "It's for your own good." "So much for coming quietly." "Hey." "Mess hall's this way." "Right." "Don't look at me that way." "It's easy to get turned around in this place." "Give me that respirator." "Got it." "Major Lorne's picking up some more stragglers." "We're starting to get a little resistance." "Yeah, they're starting to lose their memories." "They probably can't understand why there's a bunch of soldiers after them." "That's why I told him to take his men to the armory and equip them with stunners." "I'm not sure I like the idea of us shooting at our own people." "Well, we may not have a choice." "Yeah, I suppose you're right." "Pretty soon, there's going to be some panicked, confused people out there." "Okay, carry on." "What?" "Come with me." "You might want to go easy on that stuff, Major." "Sir, we need to delay this thing as much as possible." "If we all go, there's no coming back." "Yeah, I know." "That's what I want to talk to you about." "I got an idea." " Didn't we come this way before?" " No." "Are you sure?" "No." "I have an idea." "What are you doing?" "If we come back here, we'll know we've been this way before." "You're presuming of course that we remember that we're the ones who put it there in the first place." "I know you're out there." "Drop your weapons and come out slowly." "Little guy with glasses." " What are you doing?" " Hey, I know him." "Don't shoot." "I don't have any weapons." "Who are you?" "We were captured by the soldiers." "We escaped." "Really?" "Wait a second." "What is that?" " I found it." " Let me see." " What is it?" " I don't know," " but something tells me it's important." " Why?" "I don't know." " Hey, how did you know to do that?" " I don't know." "I just did." " Well, that's her." "Teyla." " You know her?" "Well, not exactly." "We're looking for her." "We think she can help us." "Huh." "But it says, "Find her. "" "How are we going to do that?" "This is what I wanted to show you." "This is the bacteria that is causing our disease?" "Not exactly, but it's very similar." "And you found this in the database?" "And you found this in the database?" "I stopped looking in the database." "I knew there was a reason why" "Teyla and Ronon are the only people who've tested negative so far, and we don't have a lot of information on the Satedans, so I started looking through Dr. Beckett's records on the Athosians." "This is a blood sample taken from a 10-year-old boy." "He was suffering from something called..." "Uh..." "I wrote it down." "Kirsan fever?" "Yeah, that's it." "It is a common childhood ailment throughout the galaxy." " I had it when I was eight." " I had it when I was 10." "But this cannot be the same disease." "Kirsan fever does not affect adults," " nor does it cause memory loss." " Well, that may be true, but the structure of the bacteria is too similar to ignore, and they have to be related somehow." "Wait a minute." "Maybe they are the same." "That would explain why the sensors didn't identify it as a threat." " How is that possible?" " Well, think about it." "I mean, this planet didn't have a stargate until we came here." "Maybe when the Ancients were first scouting this place, they accidentally brought this Kirsan fever with them." "It got trapped here, and over the course of 10,000 years, it mutated to cause the symptoms we're now experiencing." "That would also explain why you and Ronon aren't affected." "You have antibodies built up from when you were young." "Well, if they have the antibodies, then..." "It would take months to reverse-engineer a cure." "I mean, I'm not even sure it's possible." "The sap of the enchuri plant." "My people have used it for generations to combat Kirsan fever." "It is highly effective and not much is needed." " Let's go get some." " Take a Jumper." "Wait a minute." "You disabled the Gate, remember?" "You ordered Dr. Zelenka to take the control crystal." "Where did he put it?" "Zelenka, this is Sheppard." "Come in." "Check out the rooms down there and there." "I want this section cleared out in 10 minutes." "Lorne, come in." " Yes, sir." "Go ahead." "Have you seen Zelenka?" "As a matter of fact, I have." " Did you bring him to the mess hall?" " Sorry, sir, but he gave us the slip." "Must have heard us coming." "Cracked one of my people over the head with a metal rod and disappeared down a service hatch before I could get a shot off." "There's no telling where he is now." "Zelenka, respond." "Zelenka, come in." "Radek, we are not trying to hurt you." "We need your help." "Okay, this is pointless." "Look, we don't even know if he still has a radio, and even if we find him, chances are he's not going to remember what he did with the control crystal." "Let's face it, we're screwed." "There's gotta be some way out of this." "What about the Jumpers?" "They got DHDs." "That doesn't matter." "Without the control crystal, the gate can't establish a stable wormhole." "We're not going anywhere." "I'm missing something." "I can't concentrate." "What about the mainland?" "Ronon is right." "The enchuri plant is abundant on many worlds." "It may be here as well." "All right." "Assuming we can find the stuff, how are we going to distribute it?" "I'll figure something out." "I'll stay with Rodney." "Do you know what to look for?" "Grows like a weed on Sateda." "It's right there." "You can fly this thing." "It's in your blood." "Literally." "Oh." "Wait a second." "What am I doing?" "You said the quickest way to spread the cure was to aerosolize it and distribute it through the ventilation system." "You are currently attempting to override base protocol for temperature, humidity and air pressure." "Right." "Right, okay, it's easy." "Just a simple matter of accessing the root directory and..." " Come on!" " Rodney." "No, no, no, no." "I should be able to do this in my sleep." "Oh, God." " It's happening to me, too, isn't it?" " You have to remain calm." "No, no, no." "You don't understand." "My memory was lousy to start with." "I mean, with people's names, birthdays..." "I once forgot Mother's Day five years in a row." "What is the ratio of a circle's circumference to its diameter?" "Well, that's pi." "It's 3.14159265, etcetera, etcetera." "That doesn't count, that's easy." "You are a scientist, Rodney." "That is what you care about." "That is what you will hang on to the longest." "Right." "Right, so..." "Wait a minute." "Doesn't that make me a really bad person?" "It makes you the type of person who is going to save all our lives." "Oh, okay." "What is this place?" "McKAY:" "I don't know." " Looks like they left in a hurry." " She's not here." "Let's..." "Down here!" "This way!" "Quiet!" "Go, go." "All right, everybody, spread out." "They got to be in here somewhere." "Sir!" "Found 'em." "Good." "Let's go." "Let's move out, come on." "Can we get out of here, please?" " What is it?" " I have an idea." "Come on." "Let's go." "Wait a minute." " What is this place?" " The mainland." "What are we doing here?" "I told you already." "We need to get that plant." "Something seems fishy." "Never gets old." "Sorry, buddy." "You're just going to slow me down." " How's it coming, Rodney?" " I'm just about finished." "I think." "What was that?" "I will go see." "Keep working." "Don't move!" "Major Lorne." "It's me, Teyla." "You shouldn't be out here." "Major, it's me." "Everyone's been ordered back to the mess hall." " But Dr. McKay and I..." " Put your hands on your head." "Slowly." "Teyla?" "Oh, God." "All right, let's get her up." "Come on." "All right." "Look, I know you're probably panicking right now, but there is no time for that." "You need to focus." "I'm sure you're wondering who tied you to the desk." "You're awake." " Major Lorne, you must set me free..." " Save it." "You're not going anywhere till I get some answers." "I need to know what you've done to my people." "What I've done?" "You believe I'm behind this?" "Is it a drug?" "Some kind of bioweapon?" "Major, they're sick." "You as well." "The entire base is infected with a disease." "Everyone except you." "Yes." "I'm immune to its effects." "Isn't that convenient?" "How many of those have you taken?" "Why don't you just let me worry about that, okay?" "It's the pills." "They're what's making you act like this." "They're confusing you." "They're making you unstable." "Making me unstable?" "Well, I'm not the one who unleashed a disease on my people, okay?" "Quit stalling." "I want to know what you were doing in the hall." " Rodney!" " Teyla." "Yes." "It's good to see you." "Colonel Carter, Dr. Zelenka, you as well." "How did you find me?" "Well, we were having trouble finding you by ourselves, so we followed him." " Did you finish your work?" " What do you mean?" "Can you disarm the force shield?" "I don't know." "Quickly." "Don't move." "Drop it." "Now back away." "Now." "Tell me." "Who the hell are you?" "I know you don't remember everything." "You have no idea what's going on." "You're confused." "Maybe even a little scared." "I know I would be." "But you have to trust me." "We're friends." "The things we've been through together," "I don't care what anyone says, no disease can wipe that away." "Not completely." "Okay, deep down, you know I'm telling the truth." " Now, give me the gun." " Oh, nice try." "For all I know, you're the one who tied me up." "Fine." "Then shoot me, and you'll be all alone in the middle of a dark forest with no idea who you are, where you're going, or what you're going to do next." "How could I possibly make it any worse?" "That's a good point." "Here." "Sit." "Are you sure you wouldn't rather do it?" " I do not know how." " Oh, and I do?" "Yes." "You created the override program." "You said you were almost finished." "Oh, then it should be easy." "Rodney, listen to me." "You must do this." "It is our only chance." "The knowledge is inside you." "You just have to find it." " Wow." " He did it." "When I said I was almost finished, I guess I wasn't kidding." "Now what?" "Well, now we just have to hope that Colonel Sheppard and Ronon completed their side of the mission." "Right." "Right." " Who?" " Who?" " What is it?" " A ship." "Headed for the bay doors on the roof." " Have they identified themselves?" " No, sir." " It could be help." " It could also be some kind of an attack." "Get in touch with the others." "Tell them to meet me at the Jumper Bay." " Nice flying." " Thanks." "Come on, help me with this stuff." "We got to get this to Teyla right away." "Who?" "Come on." "Hands in the air." "Now." "Listen, Lieutenant, this is medicine." "We need to deliver it." "I said hands in the air." "Let's take them to the brig." "You're making a mistake." "There are sick people who need that." " You sure you know what you're doing?" " What the hell is going on here?" "Sir, we caught these men trying to infiltrate the base." "Lorne, you have got to listen to me." "Everybody on this base is going to die if you don't." " And who are you?" " Look in your pocket." " What?" " Just look in your vest pocket." "You took a picture of him just in case it came to this." "I was there." "He's telling the truth." "This is our commanding officer." "That's right." "I am your commanding officer." "So, you should do what I say." "Yes, sir." "What are your orders?" " Do what he says." " Gun." "Follow me." "Colonel, you're awake." "Mmm-hmm." "What happened?" "Teyla distributed the plant through the ventilation system." "Knocked you out for a bit." "How long have I been asleep?" " About a day." " A day?" "Hit some people harder than others." "How are you feeling, John?" "How's your memory?" "Oh, pretty good, I think." "I mean, things are a little fuzzy." "If I forget your birthday next year..." "I'll forgive you." "When you are feeling well enough," "Major Lorne wishes to speak with you." "He feels badly about what happened." "It wasn't his fault." "Just glad he still had the photo I gave him." "That was good thinking, by the way." "Yes." "If the distribution of the cure had been delayed any longer, many more people would have died." "What do you mean?" "Where's McKay?" "You should get some sleep." "It's okay." "I'm fine." "I can let you know when she wakes up." "I'll stay." "Okay." "She's not giving up, you know." "She's a fighter." "Katie?" "Doctor?" "She's moving her fingers." "Katie?" "Katie!" "Hey." "Where am I?" "You're in the infirmary." "You're safe." "Do you remember anything?" "Rodney?" " It's good to see you." " Yeah." "Yeah, it's good to see you, too."

"Me not going to France...you and me talking dirty in the halls..." "I mean, do you think we're making some massive, monumental mistake?" "I think we'll be fine." "Officer, please, I am so sorry." "I just got my license." "Please be kind." "Officer Pacey." "You little stump." "It seems a little sad, really, that I was the girl who's sole purpose was to allow you figure out who you were really in love with." " Uh, Mom and Dad... hey." "You remember Joey, right?" "~ CROSSROADS ~ season 2 ep.02" " Good job..." "Good job..." "Good job." "Missed it by one point." "That's too bad." "We really need another juvenile delinquent on the road." "I knew I shouldn't have studied." "See what happens when you study?" "One point away from entering the world of vehicular freedom." "Hey, Miss." "What do you think it's going to take to change just one little answer on this test?" "Free videos for a year?" "You're not trying to bribe me, are you Mr. Witter?" " C'mon, Officer, toss me a break." "It's my birthday." " Oh, it is." "Really." "You should have said something..." "Happy Birthday." " ...and because becoming sexually active is a very serious business," "I think that it's time you and I talked about it." "Dad, we were just making out." " Dawson, boy-girl sleepovers are no longer within appropriate boundaries." "You know, Joey isn't a little girl anymore which you seemed to have noticed." "This is so surreal coming from you of all people." " You know I recently saw a report on the statistical portion of adolescent sex and contraception... and a sexually active teen who doesn't use contraception stands a 90% chance of becoming pregnant within one year and with that proof less than half" " Hi Mrs. Leery." " Oh, Joey!" "Good." "Honey, I'm glad you're here." "Honey, come here a sec." " Honey, this is a terrific book." "Reproduction and Repercussion." "It's all about preventing teen pregnancy." "So if there's anything that you would like to talk to me about... any sex questions about anything... you know you can come to me." " HEY!" "Look at the time." "We're going to be late." "LET's GO." " Remember, Dawson, no hat, no glove." " No, Mitch, honey." "That's no glove, no love." " You get the point." " Uh, Joey?" " Our baby's growing up." "It seems like just a blink ago he was coming home from the hospital." "And here we are a thousand years later." "Clueless as ever." "And God said, let there be light." "God, what the hell?" " Oh, don't swear, dear, God is listening." " Well, if he were, then he'd know that hell isn't a swear word anymore." "You can say it on network tv." "Besides, I'm not going to school today." " I'm worried about you, Jennifer." "You just don't seem yourself lately." "I'm tired, that's all." " Well, then I want you scrubbed, dressed, and ready for school in 5 minutes." "# Rise, shine,give God your glory, glory." "Children of the Lord. #" " You're going to kill it." " Midterms?" " Midterms?" "Like I care, Dawson." "I failed my driver's test." " You might want to take better care of that bike then." " Very funny." " You're not going to believe it." "Mitch and Gail have gone completely off the deep end." "You should have heard them today lecturing Joey and me about the finer points of adolescent sexuality." "It was momentously awkward." " Okay." "Did you hear nothing I just said?" "I failed my driver's test." "Today." "Of all days, today." " So you can take it again." " Yeah, but Dawson I would have really liked to have gotten it today." " Today, two weeks from now, what's the big deal." "Anyways, it was weird." "Of course it figures." "Joey and I are together for a week and my parents are already shoving condoms in my pocket." " You don't have anything to say to me today?" " What's up with you?" " Uh, nothing, man." "Forget about it." "You got your Joey problems." " Hey?" " Hey." " What are you bumming about?" " Nothing." "I got a bad case of the Molly Ringwald's today." " Let's see, um, in Breakfast Club she gets a detention... in Pretty in Pink she gets dumped before prom... in Sixteen Candles everybody forgets about her birthday.." " Is that it?" "Is today your birthday?" " The big 1-6." "Whoopee." " Happy Birthday, Pace." " Thank you." "It's not so much that my family forgot me." "They never make a big deal of this anyhow." "But Dawson always made up something." "He'd always plan some crazy outing for my birthday." "We're supposed to be on a roadtrip to Maine right now, but that's obviously not going to happen." " Let me take a stab at it." "Joey and Dawson are so caught up in their budding romantic entanglement... that they've forgotten all about your birthday." " I should be happy for them." "I mean, I am happy for them." " Me too." " No you're not." " I know." " You know, I've never been one to pass up a chance at... some good ol'fashioned self pity but why don't you give yourself a break?" "I mean, today's your birthday." "Celebrate." "It could be good." "Remember in Sixteen Candles, how it turned out." "Molly Ringwald got the hottest guy in school." "Could be you." " Yeaaah, cake, party hats, balloons, rock on!" " No, I'm serious." "Look, so Joey and Dawson forgot all about you." "So forget about them." "In fact," "I think they've forgotten about all of us recently." "So c'mon." "Live it up." "Go out." "Have a good time." "Meet some new people." " You know what?" "You're absolutely right." "I mean, I'm sick and tired of being Dawson Leery's sidekick." "I'm going to get my own storyline." " There you go." " Thanks." " 'Kay." " Well, if it isn't Miss Lindley." "Well, let me guess... the lame excuse note expecting to get you out of gym landed you with cleanup duty instead." " Let's just not talk to each other, alright Abby?" "'Cause you're obviously here for the same reason, at least you could help me clean up." " Sorry, sweetie." "My condition prevents me from engaging in any undue physical exertion." "Please excuse Abigal Morgan from gym this semester... as she suffers from pelvic reposis signed Dr. James Fife, M.D." " Isn't that like a V.D. or something?" " No, I made it up." "Last time I was at my doctor's office I stole some letterheads." "It's been invaluable." "So don't tell me, you used the menstrual cramps defense." " God!" "That excuse is no good." "You get out of gym but not cleanup duty." "Not so bright for a big city girl." " Then again, your life in New York was probably just as dull as it is here in Capeside." "I bet you never even got into a club." " The things and places I have talked myself into and out of would blow your mind." " Yeah, right." "So have you ever been to The Curtain or Club Retro." " I dated the door man at the Curtain and Club Retro is so five minutes ago." " Well what was it like?" " What?" " New York." "I plan on moving there as soon as I graduate from this juvenile detention center." "C'mon Jen tell me everything." " Well, what do you want to know?" " What do you mean what do I want to know?" "I want to know about the guys." " You know, as long as I live, Dawson," "I think I'll never be as embarressed as I was today." " I know, my parents live for those coming-of-age-Wonder-Years moments." " Yeah." " My father's had that book in a drawer since I was born." " All I can say is thank God it was you." "I mean, can you imagine if... it was just some unexpecting date I just brought home?" " I don't know." "All I know is I have to write down your dad's..." "'No glove, no love'line before I forget." "I mean, it's practi" " When I think about you and me together, it's perfect." " There's none of that pretentious getting-to-know-you crap." "I already know everything there is to know about you." "What you think, what you feel." " Really?" " Yeah." " You think you know everything about me Dawson?" " C'mon Joey we've spent most of our waking, and sleeping for that matter, moments together." "Yes, I think it's fairly safe to say that" "I know everything there is to know about you." " What you don't know about me, Dawson, could fill a book." " I hear my life calling." "I'll be right back." " I thought Alexander was smiling but it turns out he just had gas." " I'm going to get going." " What's wrong?" " Nothing." " I thought you had a lot of reading for today, Dawson." " Um, I've done enough reading for today." " Hey, man." "Dock party tonight. 8:00." "Bailey's Port." "Be there!" " What's going on?" " Throwing a party." " Why?" " Oh, you know expanding my horizons." "I'm getting older thought I would branch out and take some new chances." " I accidentily read something last night in Joey's journal." " Want one of these?" " Quote. "I'm so sick of Dawson and his stupid horror movie." "I wish I could tell him how terrible it is." "How stupid, and putrid, and... it was awful."" " So what?" "At least she didn't tell you that the sight of you gives... her dry heaves or that you're a self-centered, self-absorbed, selfish.." " Look, obviously she has opinions about me that she hasn't been honest about." "She said I was a talentless dreamer with no cinematic future." " 'Kay." "No offense, Dawson, but I don't think anybody cares." " I care..." "Pacey." "I mean, I could honestly use some advice here." " Oh, you want some advice?" "How about this: your life isn't so interesting." " What?" " You know, I am so sick and tired of hearing about you and Joey's boring little mini-dramas." "I'm going to start tearing out my fingernails for relief." "Get over yourself, Dawson." "Deal." " You work at the Icehouse, don't you?" "I saw you there a few nights ago." "God, I love that place." " You don't get out much, do you?" " Anyways, I'm Andie McPhee." "You're Joey, right?" "I'm a friend of Pacey Witter's." "Well, kind of." " How bold of you to admit that." " Anyway, my brother Jack is looking for a job... you know, busboy, waiter, really anything." "So I thought I'd put in a word for him." " Well, actually, we could use the help." " Really?" "Oh, that's great." "He's kind of shy, but he is really smart and super nice once you get to know him." " Okay, well, just tell him to come in and ask for me." " Alright, thanks!" " Joey, hey!" " Hey." " I was, um, cleaning out my closet this morning and..." "I found the costume that you wore in the movie, and... um, and I was just thinking about how good you looked in it..." "Um, in the outfit." "Pretty and vulnerable." "And I was just thinking...you know I hope Joey was happy with her performance in the movie." "So I guess I'm asking, I'm surprised we haven't discussed this, what did you think of my movie." " I loved it, it was great." "You know that, Dawson." " You'd be honest with me, right?" " It was amazing." "Extremely talented." "It's one of your many attractions." " Are you alright?" " I just wanted to make sure you didn't think my movie was on the..." "I don't know, stupid and putrid side." " You're acting weird." "Are you having another insecurity attack?" "C'mon." " It's really important for me to know that you think" "I have talent and potential in filmmaking." " You read my journal." " You practically left it out for me to see." " Not unless it blew open.. or... or you suddenly developed X-Ray vision." "I mean, God, how dare you!" "You invaded my privacy." "I could sue you for this." " What I'm curious about is what else is in that journal that you don't want me to see?" "What does Joey Potter really think about me?" " Oh, right now, Dawson, you really don't want to know!" " Hey, Cole." " Hey Mitch." "What's up?" " Ohhhh, not much." "Just checking out a warehouse next door for a possible restaurant location." " Very cool." "And?" " Rent's a little steep." " Tell me about it. 'Kay buddy, what's really up?" " What do you mean what's up?" "Nothin'." "Whatever, you know, life." " I've known you since the fourth grade." "You look like you've got the weight of the world on your shoulders." "Talk to me." " It was so kind of you to send over that delicious casserole when Mr. Ryan passed." " Oh, it was the least I could do." "Um, I was wondering, uh, the thing is Mrs. Ryan, I really could use some advice." " My advice is to avoid the big D at all costs, man." " Well, we've tried everything." "I mean, I don't know what's left." " If you divorce her, you'll lose everything." "Not to mention becoming a weekend dad to Dawson." " Believe me I know." "You know, I don't even think that she'd mind if I had an affair." "It would get her off the hook." " So why not?" " What do you mean why not?" "I'm in a marriage." " Marriage is all about enduring the jabs and blows." "You must do everything and anything in your power to save it." " I've talked till I'm blue in the face." "I've cleaned out the entire Marital Aid section at the Pleasure Palace... and my Victoria Secret credit card..is maxed." " I was thinking something more along the lines of renewing your wedding vows." "I wasn't suggesting that you have an affair." " I'm not suggesting an affair." "I'm talking open marriage." " I knew that the seventies were back in full swing, man, but... that is up there with bean bag chairs and lava lamps." " No, just think about it for a minute." "In any given marriage you have about an 85% chance of infidelity." "Human beings are just not instinctively monogamous, alright?" "So you take the anaquated knowledge of infidelity and monogamous out of marriage and" "I guarantee the divorce rate in this country would be absolutely zilch." "It works for me and Lisa." " You know, I hate it when people plaster unsolicited material on private property." " You know what, McPhee?" "I really wish you weren't here right now." " Ah, put the charm on hold for a second Pacey," "I was just curious on what the occasions for." " It's my going away party." "I'm dying of a heart stripe." "Haven't you heard?" " Where's your sense of humor?" " Oh, I have a sense of humor." "In fact," "I have a really good sense of humor." "It's just that telling a girl that I'm dying so that she'll go out with me, that's just not funny." " Why you would be interested in someone who's so mentally deficient that she would actually believe there's such a thing as a heart stripe." " Okay, okay." "I'm sorry." "So really, what's the reason for your little clambake?" " Are you mistaken for the impression that you're actually invited?" " Well it says 'Come one, come all'" " No, you gotta read the fine print." "It says 'Come one, come all except for spoiled, trust fund casualties from Rhode Island." "Sorry." " This is Charlie." "The guy I was telling you about." " Oh my God!" "Look at him." "Oh, God I would throw my mother off a bridge to go out with somebody like this." " We partied one weekend in Atlantic City before he had to ship out...crazy." " I can't believe you have eyes for Dawson Leery, I mean you have lived, sister." " Speaking of partying... since you're not hanging out with Forrest Gump and Company anymore..." "I was thinking we could do some serious partying of our own." " You mean like steal a pack of cigarrettes from 7-11 and hide behind the bleachers and smoke em?" " No." "I was thinking Pacey's bogus dock party." "I mean, we could crack on the people there." " And...a little imported bubbly for our enjoyment." " Alright, so I shouldn't have read your journal but c'mon... you can't tell me that all the time that you've been alone in my room that you've never snooped." " Nope." " Not once?" " No." "Because I, unlike you, respect your privacy." " You obviously don't respect my filmmaking abilities." " Dawson, how I feel about you and your quest to be Spielberg are not the point." "You read my journal." "This is a huge privacy issue." " That's exactly the point." "How do you feel about my filmmaking abilities?" " Hi." "I'm, uh, Jack." " Can I help you?" " Andie's brother." " Who's Andie?" " My sister." " Look, that's fascinating." "I don't mean to be rude, but..." "I'm really busy here so if I can help you with anything.." " I'm here to interview for the job." " Ohhhh, yeah right." "Job." "Andie's brother." "Um, have you ever washed dishes before?" " No, but I'm willing to learn." " Good." "Interview's over, kitchen's that way." " I admit what I did was wrong, but Joey you lied to me." "You've been lying to me." " What?" "Don't turn this around and make me the bad guy." "You violated me." "You betrayed me." " Tell me, where you ever planning on telling me the truth?" " Why should I?" "I just thought I'd write it all down then have you over to study!" " Stop making jokes, Joey." "This is a really big deal." "You were completely dishonest." " You're right, Dawson." "It is a big deal." "But the big deal isn't what you read." "The big deal is that you read it." " I apoligized for that already!" " Excuse me?" "Do you have a second?" "Could you please tell your sister I work here now?" "She's not letting me in the kitchen." " I'm glad I read it actually." "Because now I realize I don't think I know you at all." " Maybe you don't, Dawson." "Maybe you never did." " Hi." " Hi if it isn't Andie McPhee the rich girl in town." "What happened?" "They cancel your polo match?" " Look, Pacey, if you want me to leave I will." " No, no, that's okay." "Actually, you're the only person I recognize here... and I ask ya, how sad is that?" " Don't worry." "Parties always take awhile to get going." "Though you might have worked a DJ into your budget." " 'Kay." "Can't say it hasn't been pleasant talking to you... but don't you think you should get out and mingle and meet some new people?" " Yeah, I probably should." "But new people make me nervous." "I never know what to say and then eventually I just clam up totally." " Are you joking?" "Because you haven't stopped talking since the moment I met you." " Well, you don't make me nervous." "You make me mad." "Mad beats nervous." " 'Kay, why don't you just go mingle now?" "Yeah?" " You go mingle." " Okay." " Okay...hey!" "You're in luck." "Another varsity cheerleader/rocket scientist and she's checkin'you out." " She's looking at me?" " You know, I haven't had a whole lot of luck with the senior cheerleaders this year." " Luck has nothing to do with it." "Some older women happen to like younger men." " So, go ahead." "Go talk to her." "What have you got to lose?" " Oh, I don't know, dignity, humility, face..." " It's not like you had any of those in the first place." " You know what McPhee?" "I really wish I made you nervous." " Hey Ladies." "Havin'a good time?" " How many drinks have I had?" "Because I think three is my limit before I get really wild." " Tooo laaatteee" " Okay, I bet you the rest of this bottle that you don't have the berries... to kiss the next guy that comes up those stairs." " Well, you're on, sister friend!" " DAWSON!" " Whoa Jen!" "What are you doing?" "What is wrong with you?" " Nice going, Romeo." " What?" " Nothing." " First fight?" " What?" " With your boyfriend." " Hardly." "Well, actually, um, yeah, as girlfriend and boyfriend." "I mean, as friends we fought constantly but it's different now." " Which means you haven't had your first makeup either." " Go ahead, I'll lock up." " I can't." "I mean, Bessie would kill me, but thanks." " What?" "You think I'm going to take off with your secret recipe for tarter sauce?" "It's not that good." " Oh." "Think you can handle it?" " Turn off lights, lock the door..." " What the hell?" "Thanks Jack." " Hey." " What's up?" " Alright, look, I don't know what's going on between us... but obviously it's something that set you off." " Me?" "I can't imagine what that would be." "Hm." " Look, I'm about 2 seconds away from blowing it with Joey." "You and I know everything about each other and I really need your advice." " You know everything about me, huh?" "You know how I got this scar on my chin?" "You know why my father hates me?" "You know why I ride the fine line between insecurity and self-confidence?" "Correct me if I'm wrong, Dawson, but you don't know the answer to any of those questions." "In fact, I bet you don't even know when I was born!" " Oh my God." "Oh my, it's your birthday." "Oh, Pacey I'm so sorry, God." "I'm such an idiot you were trying to tell me all day it was your birthday, too." "And you were supposed to get your driver's license today." " Yeah but that didn't work out either." "But I bet you forgot that too, didn't you?" " No, we were supposed to go to Maine." "I can't believe I forgot." "Look, I'll make it up to you." "Tomorrow night, you and me we'll do whatever you want." " Do you see this look on my face that I'm trying so hard to conceal?" "It has nothing to do with my birthday." "It has nothing to do with the driver's test and it certainly has nothing to do with roadtripping to Maine." "I came to this dark realization that everyone in Capeside has either written me off... demanding me unworthy of their time or their concerns AND... the conclusion that I came to today, on my 16th birthday... is that my best friend in the world looks at me the very same way." " Pacey!" "How can I fix this?" " You can't." "Everything's different now." "You've got Joey and our friendship just doesn't compare to what you two have, okay?" "I'm just not a third wheel type." "Maybe we'll take that roadtrip next year." " Good book?" "You know I was thinking about doing some redecorating." " Any thoughts?" " No, whatever you think." " I don't want a divorce, Gail, but, um, we've gotta make some changes here and move on." "Living life status quo is killing us." " I know." " Okay, um, I was talking to a friend of mine about sex within the marriage... and sex outside of the marriage and how it's a common factor in most marital problems." " We take the sex out of our marriage?" " God, no." "This is about honesty." "And we've lost that." "And I just need to, we gotta open this thing up and explore some new possibilities." "And I grant you it's a paradox to try to reclaim honesty by...by.." " By what?" "Reclaim our honesty by what?" " Gail, do you wanna try having an open marriage?" " I forgot Pacey's birthday." "I'm his best friend and I forgot his 16th birthday." " Is he alright?" " No." "He's really hurt and he's angry and he's not speaking to me." "And I really don't blame him." " Sorry Dawson." " Yeah, I pretty much suck." "You know how Leery is." "You know what it is, Joey, maybe I am the world's worst filmmaker." "Maybe I'd be better off being a cook somewhere." "Maybe all my dreams are bogus and maybe there will be people lined up... from here to Hollywood someday to tell me that." "I just never thought you'd be one of them." " Dawson, I'm not going to let you off the hook for what you did." "I mean, it was wrong of you to go inside of my head and take my thoughts and my feelings without my consent." " Joey, I know." "Believe me, I know." "I'm so sorry I ever read them." " Though, I don't owe you any explanation," "I do owe you the truth because I have always been honest with you." "The truth is..." "I've had these feelings for you for a long time, Dawson." "And I hit a yearning, I've been squelching." "I don't know, somedays it would just make me so mad at me, and us, and..." "I had to take it somewhere and unleash it." "It's my way of coping." "It's where I go to trash life." "And so it's not necessarily the truth... it's what I'm feeling at that particular day at that particular time." "I save the truth for you, Dawson." "I've always believed in you." "I mean, you're the most extraordinary, talented person that I've ever met." "I'm your biggest fan." " I'm glad I don't know everything about you because everyday you amaze me." " Good!" " You can bet those two won't be the poster couple for abstinence much longer." " What?" "Joey and Dawson?" "Yeah right." "Jo will hold out and then he'll get sick and tired of it." " Oh come on." "They've been sleeping together in the same bed." "There's not much more you need to know about each other if you know what I mean." " No, they're like brother and sister." "I mean, Dawson even told me so himself." "He doesn't ever think of her sexually." " Well, maybe they're pretending like they're in Kentucky." " Abby that doesn't help." " What?" " Look at me, I'm a mess." " Oh, don't say that." "You have more style and sex appeal in your little finger then that white trash loser." " I want him back." " God, why?" " 'Cause I love him." " Look, that's just the booze talking." " No, I'm serious." "I love him and I want him back." " Alright." "Then we're going to get him back for you." " 'Kay." " This is for you." "It's not much." " Well it is your birthday, isn't it?" " How'd you know?" " I'm psychic." "Okay, I heard you and that guy, Dawson, arguing about it." "I had it in the car, anyways." "I was going to give it to my brother for Christmas but I kind of, well, forgot about it." "Anyway, go ahead." "Open it." " Ask it a question." " Will I pass my driver's test on the next try?" " Signs point to yes." "What is my future?" " Cannot predict now." "Here." " Okay um.." " Oh no!" " That can't be a good sign." " I'm sorry." " It's the thought that counts." " I've always been this complete clutz." "Some things never change." " Everything changes." "Everybody changes. 'Cept for me." "Take this stupid party for example." "I thought I could be Pacey Witter, the guy who throws a good party but no, I'm still Pacey Witter... the guy who's failing biology, but now I'm a year older." " You know, maybe you're just Pacey Witter the guy who's still trying to figure it out." " Well.." " What?" " We are so deep." " Hey you think you can get home okay?" "I've got to get back." "I've got to try to talk to Pacey." " Yeah." " Ok." " I'll be fine." " Ah, the perfect end to a perfect party." " Listen Pacey, I've been a really lousy friend lately and there is no excuse... for forgetting your birthday but it's not because I've written you off, alright?" "This Joey thing has been so incredibly confusing and complicated and.." " Dawson, Dawson, Dawson, it's okay, man." "I'm happy for you two." "You deserve happiness." "GOD KNOWS it took long enough." "The only thing that I was trying to say is there are certain things that I'm going to miss... as your friend but that's natural you know?" "No big deal" " It's a very big deal." "Maybe my actions have not exactly tested that lately... but just because everything is complicated and everything is changing... but nothing is ever going to change so much that you're not going to be my best friend." " Are we having a moment?" " Yeah I think we are..." "Let's go." " Alright." " Man, that's really too bad about your license." " No, that's alright." "I can take the test again in a couple weeks." " Well maybe you need some more practice." " Oh, please." "You and I both know I've been breaking that state law for at least the last 3 years." " No, I mean right now." " What?" " I know where the keys to the Mitch mobile are." " Dawson, please." "Your father would kill you." " Don't wuss out on me now Pacey." " Listen, Dawson, we're cool you don't have to do this now." " Maybe I want to." " Pacey?" " Happy Birthday." " Thanks, bro." "SUBTITLE BY BIGMARIUS"

"Please." "Where is he?" "Where's Roy?" ""He lives, but without a life." ""He lives in a closet." "An antisocial loner with a love of gadgets. "" "I wasn't writing about you!" ""Society doesn't notice him because he's invisible, normal and ordinary. "" "You're not ordinary." "You're gifted, intelligent and" "Huh!" "And you're just trying to butter me up." "Look." "If you're angry at what I wrote, let's- let's talk." "But leave Roy out of it." " Did you come alone?" " No backup." "Good." "Chapter six." "You have 90 seconds." " No!" "Please!" " How do you raise an attack dog?" "The answer is right in front of you." "I'm a cop." "I'm looking for anything about my brother." "Yeah." "You're that lady on the book cover." "Some guy brought this by for you." "He said you'd understand." "Chapter six." ""You raise an attack dog alone as a puppy." "You give it a biscuit... when it bites. "" "I think I've seen you on TV." "Roy!" "You're a bad cop and you wrote a bad book." " Roy!" " You don't know how it feels to kill." "I'm gonna give you deeper insight." "Go away!" "One door is wired to explode and one is not." "You can save your brother or kill him trying." " Do you know?" " No!" "Twelve seconds to read my mind." "Which door would the killer in your book pick?" "Nine seconds, Jennifer." " Get out!" " No!" "Peters, get out now!" "No!" "No!" "No!" "No!" "We got a cop down!" "Get an ambulance now." "Get it!" "Get an ambulance!" "The early Christian philosophers borrowed from Plato... when writing about evil, but, uh..." "St. Augustine... changed this from an objective... to a more subjective creation." "Uh, for instance, St. Augustine believed... that evil was beyond the reach of no man." "So did Freud." "Yeah, well" "Freud isn't exactly my favorite moral philosopher." "Man's struggle against evil started in the Garden... and continues unabated... because of the fall." "Who once said, "Evil is the blemish of our species... that will not spare even the best man"?" "Henry?" "Anyone?" " Yeah, Kevin." " Kant." "Very good." "The 19th century German philosopher Immanuel Kant." "Actually, it's the 18th century." "Kant died in 1804, but wrote his major works in the 18th century." "Thank you, Kevin." "The devil is in the details." "I stand corrected." "You hardly speak up... but when you do, it's worth the wait." "You have a first-rate mind, Kevin." "But about your thesis" "I'm still waiting on that prodigal first draft." "I have hit a wall." "Well, search along the wall... till you find a door." "Hey, genius." "Nice call on Kant." "And another piece of advice." "If you're blocked, take a day off." "Get out into the fresh air while you still can." "Before you end up an old dried-up professor like me." "That'd be an honor, sir." "But I do need to see an outline before the end of next week." "No shirking." "You know what I'm capable of." "Wrath." " Hello?" "You have three minutes... to confess your sin before I blow your car up." "Someone must have left this phone in the car." "It's not" "Kevin Parson, you can't hide in the seminary." "You can't drive away from your past." " Who is this?" " Don't you remember me, Kevin?" "I'm hanging up." "You're passing into the Harbor Tunnel." "Your clock reads 2:57." "And you don't remember what to confess." "Here's a clue." "What falls but never breaks?" "What breaks but never falls?" " What falls" " Is this a joke?" " Don't believe and die." "Hello?" "Get back!" "Liar." "Don't you remember me, Kevin?" "You remember everything." "Liar." "Liar." "Liar." "I thought he had the wrong person." " Then he said my name." " Mm-hmm." "What falls but never breaks?" "What breaks but never falls?" " What does that mean to you?" " What does it mean?" "Nothing." "It's nonsense." "Kevin, we didn't find a cell phone." "Maybe it burned up in the blast." "So he called you some names... gives you a riddle, tells you your car's gonna blow." "That's it." "Nothing else?" "No." "You heard of R.K., right?" "The Riddle Killer." "You must have been living in a box not to have." "R.K. 's been making all the press." "And why would someone like this come after me?" "Have you done anything to, uh, call attention to yourself?" "Made any enemies?" " Who is he?" " It's Kevin Parson." "Seminary student." "R.K. Tends to pick on those he perceives as rising up above the herd." "Both parents died in a car accident." "Raised by his aunt." "No siblings." " How does he make a living?" " He lives off his parents' life insurance." "He has a B.S. In engineering... an M.A. In English lit... and he's working on his Ph. D. In theology." "A professional student." "Yep." "It's too early." "Way too early." "I haven't cleared you yet." "This is R.K. We can get him." "Yes, I know." "If he gets a whiff you're on this... he may come after you again." "Oh, don't worry about me." "The question we should be asking is:" "Why is Kevin Parson still alive?" " What's over here?" " Watch your step." "Watch your step." "Wow." "That's a lot of books." "You read 'em all?" "Books?" "Not yet." "So, I got something for you here." "Um" "Here we are." "It's, uh, an alarm beeper." "Just press the button and we'll come running." "And it also has a tracking device on it." "It's a pretty cool toy." " Hmm." " Good-bye." "Come on." "Get out." "So keep it on you." "And don't worry." "There's, uh- There's never been a second attack." "Well, technically, no one's ever survived the first attack." "The car explosion that happened earlier today... is linked to the Commerce Street explosion that killed Roy Peters... the brother of noted police profiler Dr. Jennifer Peters." "Now the police are currently speaking with the owner of the vehicle, Kevin Parson." "But we don't believe he was injured." "Hello, Kevin." "Did you tell the police everything, or did you leave out the best parts?" "No police!" " Or I may tell them what you did." " Who are you?" "Who are you, Kevin?" "Are you still the lonely boy in a blue house... taking comfort from your pain with a black puppy?" "Don't answer that!" "We're not finished yet." "Kevin, it's Sam." "I just saw the news." " I wanna make sure you're okay." "I'm gonna come over." "Sam!" "Sam!" " You swore that you would never go back there." " Why are you doing this?" " Would you go back to save Damon?" "You have 60 minutes to save a life you value... but no police." "That's my number one rule." "Damon." "Here it comes, sweetie." "Hi, Kevin." "Oh." "Hey, Bobby." "L" " I have a new computer." "Y" " You wanna see it?" "That's really cool, man." "Hey, I'm gonna go say hi to Damon, okay?" "Damon misses you." "Where'd you go?" "Shut the door!" "And don't talk to strangers." "Ah, i-it's Kevin." "He came back home." "That's not Kevin, pumpkin." "That's a stranger." "Look, Balinda, I just came to check on Damon... then I'm gonna get out of here." "Oh, you turned running away into an art form, huh?" "Damon." "Hey, buddy." "You okay?" "Hey." "Kevin!" "Kevin, is that you, old boy?" " Hey, Eugene." " Kevin, where you been?" "Huh?" "Damon!" "Do not play with strangers!" "He's poison." "Eugene, just don't stand there." "Control your animal!" " If you don't, I will." " Damon, back in your house." "No!" "You have to growl at that dog." "You have to use more authority, more discipline!" "I say there, canine." "To the kennel with you..." " or it shall be the whip for your blasted hide." " Firmer!" " Come here, beast." " More English." "Stay!" "Stay, I say." "Put him in the house." "Very good!" "Very good!" "Ke-Kevin, I have a new computer." "You wanna see it?" " Stay!" " It's a brand-new computer." " Princess gave it to me." "You wanna see it?" " Yeah." " Stay in your place." " It's so great." "I can play with it up till 10:00 at night." " Then it's bedtime." " Very good!" " No!" " No, no, no, no, no." "You wait." "You wait here." "Damon!" "Damon!" "Damon!" "Damon!" " What did I do?" " It wasn't you!" " Where's Damon?" " I know who." "It was you." "You did this!" "Why?" "Why?" "To hurt me again?" "Huh?" " No." " Puppy!" "Someone's trying to kill me." "Shut your lying, filthy mouth." "We hate you!" "That's right, traitor." "You go!" "Go!" "Leave!" "Leave!" "Leave!" "Who's there?" "Sam." "Mmm." "I missed you." "You look good." "So do you." "There's some dirt on your face." "I love this place." "You okay?" "I don't know." " You know, you shouldn't be here." " Of course I should." " No, Sam." "Someone's stalking me." " I'm not leaving." "They blew up my car." "They killed Damon." "I just don't want you near this." " Look, I'm near criminals every single day." " I know." "You know, I've got a cop right across the street." "Yeah." "He's asleep." "I have no idea what he meant." "What falls but never breaks?" "What breaks but never falls?" "Night falls and day breaks." "The answer could be day and night." "Meaning what though?" "I don't know yet." "I'm gonna take this and give it to a friend at the lab." " Take it." " Do you have a bag or something?" "Yeah, probably in the kitchen." "I should probably check into a motel." "Just stay here." "I mean- You know what I mean." "I'll stay on the couch." " This okay?" " Yeah." "I'm gonna need your spoon... so I can get a control sample and exclude your prints." "Staying here... probably wouldn't be the best idea." "Why?" "Probably stay up talking all night, and you need to rest." "Hey, we can't talk to the police." "Okay, but we might have to." "I just don't want you to get hurt." "Kevin?" "Hi, Kevin." " Hi, Sam." " Let's go." "I can't." "Balinda won't let me." "So?" " I can't." " Why not?" " We could take the bus together." " I know, but my mom likes teaching me." "She's not your mom." "She's your aunt." "So, do you have a boyfriend at school?" "I have a boyfriend, but he doesn't go to my school." " Who is he?" " It's a secret." "He's my knight in shining armor." "Come closer and I'll tell you." "What benefit did you get from those things which you are now ashamed?" "For the end of those things is death." "What?" " What's going on?" " We're trying to get into the club." " Yeah, sure." "Go home." " I don't have" "Hey!" "You girls are 15." "Hey, sorry." "Sorry." "We're both 21." "Can you not just let us in?" "We were here the other day." " No chance." "Just go." "Please." " What do you mean, "Just go"?" "I could lose my job." "Let me help you." "Ooh!" "Kevin Parson?" "I want to ask you a question about the Riddle Killer." " I understand you've been talking to him." " Get a real job." "I got a real job." "And that's private property." "Yeah, well, this could trigger a repeat attack." "We need to talk." "Hope you take it with milk." "Hey!" "Sorry about your brother." " You look like you've been up all night." " I have been." "Is this the only way in and out?" "There's a fire escape." "Close to your brother?" "Yeah." "Who was the visitor?" "Someone I grew up with." "Samantha Sheer." "She, uh" " She saw what happened to me in the news." "She's an insurance investigator." "What, and she came by to check your life insurance?" "She's a friend." "Anyone else?" "He was in here." "He left a cell phone in a book." "What did he say?" "Nothing." "Hejust- Hejust called me names again." "Well, show me the cell." "It's gone." "I think he came back in here and took it." " Well, can you show me the book?" " Sam has it." "Do you know who we're dealing with?" "Three people have died." "I need that book." "So call your friend." "From now on, make sure I see everything first." "Okay." "You ever play chess?" "What does that have to do with any of this?" "He made a move and you countered and he liked it." "He'll move again." "Great." "He'll be watching and listening to everything." " What?" "You mean, like now?" " Shh!" "He said no police." "You're a cop." "He said no police." "You're a cop." "Kevin always was a nasty little tattletale." "Help me." "Help me." "Please help me." "Help me." "You'll need to get this together right away." "9:00." "He said I had to be here at 9:00." "I don't wanna die!" "Get it off me!" "Please!" "Two questions:" "How did he choose you?" "And why did he choose you?" "How did he choose your brother?" "Oh, Roy was a means at getting... at me." "L" " I wrote a book he didn't find very authentic." "He didn't like me going on talk shows, promoting it." "Anyway" "Yeah, maybe I did get a little too full of myself." "Pride comes before a fall." "Writing a book is no sin." "Well, neither is going to a seminary." "So let's start yesterday and work back as far as you can... every place you ever went." "You wanna hear my whole life story?" "I have a full tank." "It won't take a full tank." "A guy just walked into precinct headquarters with a bomb strapped on him." "Hold still!" " "Wages of sin"!" " What?" "The wages of sin." "He left a message." "The wages of sin." "The wages of sin is" " Death." " It's a Bible verse." "Your stalker doesn't like seminary students." "He went after one of your classmates" " HenryJameson." " Henry?" "Oh!" " Give me the book and verse number." " It's from Romans." "Look in Romans." " Where's the bomb squad?" " They won't make it in time." " Maybe we should just move him." " What?" " Keep it clear." "Keep it clear." " Wait here!" " Let's go!" "Let's go!" " Okay, now!" " Get out!" " Okay." "Okay." "Here it is right here." "Romans 6:23." ""The wages of sin"" "Okay." " Kevin!" "Kevin!" " Get him." "Help me!" "Help me!" "Help me." ""What benefit did you get from the things which you are now ashamed?" " "For the end of those things is" " Help me." "Death. "" "Help me!" "What's the third number?" "We need a third number." "Okay." "There's six letters in "Romans. "Let's try 6-6-23." "Get out!" "Everybody out!" "What are you doing here?" "Get out!" "Out!" " Everybody out!" " Clear the building!" " Get it off me!" " Come on!" " Your stalker went after someone else?" " Please hurry." " What happened?" " It's my fault if he dies." " You can't blame yourself for this." " Six." " Six." " Get it off him!" "Hey, you!" "And you!" "Out now!" "Go!" " Get it off!" " Okay." "Let's go." "Let's go, Kevin." " Twenty-three." " Hurry, please!" "Go, go." "Go, go." "Go!" "Okay." "Okay." "I hate the way you pukes look." "The way you speak." "The way you smell." "Liar." "You're all rotten to the core." "Liar." "Liars!" "You remember everything." "It's the boy." " What boy?" " The boy in the park." " When we were kids and used to sneak out together." " Yeah, okay." "I remember." "Sometimes-Sometimes I'd see this boy." "He liked watching us." " Kevin, I don't know what you're getting" " At your window." "I told you about him." "I remember one night I caught him at your window." "He was looking at you, watching you." "Hey, you!" "What are you looking at, puke?" "Run, puke!" "He chased me..." "through the park." "No!" " I thought he was going to kill me." " No!" "He warned me not to tell you." " No!" " You tell anybody about me" "I won't." "And I'll kill you next time." "Well, thank goodness you did." "My dad chased him away." "He didn't live in our neighborhood." "My dad won't let me out." "We never saw him again." "I saw him again." "You never told me." "I never told anyone." "Run!" "Tattletale!" "You're gonna die!" "Run!" "Run, you little moron!" "Run!" "He chased me..." " into this old warehouse." " No!" "Run!" "No!" "Nice tomb." "Nice and quiet." "Thanks for bringing us down here." " No!" " Go ahead." "Scream!" "No one's gonna hear you down here, snitch." "You know what I'm gonna make you do?" "You're gonna bite off your own tongue, puke!" "Bite it, tattletale!" "Then I'm gonna visit your stuck-up girlfriend." "Hey!" "I'm gonna kill you!" "I'm gonna kill both of you!" "I stood there... thinking ifhe got out, he might hurt you." "What did you do?" "I left him to die." "I never went back." "Never told anyone." "That's my sin." "I tried to forget it ever happened." "Maybe" "Maybe going to the seminary was my act of penitence." "He must've gotten out." "Someone would have found his body." " We live nearby." "It would have been in the news." " He got out." "And now he's stalking me." "It's pretty far-fetched to think that after all these years... someone would plan to get even with us for something that happened when we were kids." "He tried to kill Henry." "Maybe- Maybe he setJennifer up... to get her into our game." "Well, forget the game." "We're leaving town." " Where?" " My place for starters and then we'll go from there." "Okay?" "Hey!" "That's my thesis!" "Sam, grab it!" "Kevin, be careful." "It's him!" "I'm calling the cops." "Stay away from the window." " No, we can't!" " You can't." "I can." "You know, I couldn't really see him." "When you turned around, were his eyes at your eye level?" " I didn't see his eyes." " So you don't know if he was tall, short, fat, thin?" "No." " Kevin Parson left when we cleared the building." " Well, bring him back." "Calm down with the orders." "I never put you on this." "I'm on this." "Phone call for you." "Samantha Sheer." " Hello?" " Yeah, I'm a friend of Kevin Parson's." " Right." "Insurance." "Where's Kevin?" " We're at his place." "We may just have seen his stalker at his window." "He had a camera." "He was taking pictures of Kevin." "Josh, send units to cordon off a 20-block grid centered on Short and Vine." "Look for a guy with a camera." "Listen." "It's not safe." "I want you and Kevin out of there." " I want you back here now." " It's all right." "I'm armed." "I don't care if you're armed." "This isn't an insurance claim." "I want you and Kevin out." " That's an order." " Okay, okay, I hear you." "Hang on." "Let me out." "Why did you leave me, Kevin?" " Let me out ofhere!" " Let me out!" " A TVjust went off in Kevin's refrigerator." " Wait, let me hear him." "Quick." "Record this!" "Let me out." "It's so dark in here." "Let me out." "The cockroach has not confessed his sin... so we must play on to the end." "The trigger is pulled." "The trigger is pulled." "Only 30 minutes tick before the to-and-fro drones are blown to bits." "Confess what sin?" "What takes you there but takes you nowhere, Kevin?" "And remember, no cops." "Get down!" "Send Emergency Response to Parson's place." "You got it." "Stand back." "The trigger is pulled." "The trigger is pulled." "Only 30 minutes tick before the to-and-fro drones are blown to bits." "You know, he seems to be obsessed with threes." "The 30 minutes to act." "Ninety seconds to save Roy." "Get down!" " Kevin Parson, the seminary student..." "Whose car was allegedly destroyed by the Riddle Killer yesterday... is on our Action Phone live to discuss important matters..." " about the case." " Parson's on TV." "When I was 14..." "I got into a fight with this boy from our neighborhood." "He chased me into this warehouse, and... we fought." "I ran out and locked him in." "I left him to die." "I'm a fake and a hypocrite." "What's he doing?" "He's confessing." "I'm a sinner." "If he's- If he's listening..." "I just want to say I'm sorry." "I'm so sorry." "Poor Kevin." "Samantha Sheer calling back on line one." "Put Kevin on." "Look, he's pretty upset." "He thinks the killer is this kid who used to bully us." " Yeah, I heard." "Can you give me a name?" " I don't know." "Kevin locked him in a storage warehouse." " Where?" "What's the address?" " Off Carmine Street." "Look, this kid didn't live in our neighborhood... and he didn't go to our school or anything." "We're talking 15 years back, so it's all pretty hazy." "My dad, he chased him away." "He was a cop." "Maybe he left a name in a case file or something?" "Your dad's retired?" "He died five years ago." "Sam Sheer." "All right." "Send a team to a warehouse on Carmine, and check all police reports... filed by an officer Sam Sheer dealing with juvie offenders, starting 20 years back." " Are you and Kevin okay?" " Yeah." "Sam." "Come on." "I confessed." "It's over." "Kevin, I can't bet on his forgiveness, and he said, "The trigger is pulled. "" "No, it's over." "Everybody knows what a terrible person I am." "That's all he wanted." "Okay." "It's over." "But let me ask you something." "When he said..." ""What takes you there but takes you nowhere"" "What does that mean to you?" "What takes you there but takes you nowhere?" "I have no idea." "A bus." "All they do is go back and forth." "There and nowhere." "The bus that went by our old neighborhood was number 33." "They think he might hit bus 33." "There are three number 33 buses... running simultaneously on a 12-mile route." " So, we clear all three." " Nah, our black and whites will pull 'em over." "No, he said no cops - at least none in uniform, or he might blow before the deadline." " Hey, how you doing?" " Not so good." "Can't complain." "Come on." "Everybody out!" "What did the boy look like?" "Can you remember any characteristics... like a scar or a tattoo?" "He bragged about being in juvenile detention." "Juvenile records are often wiped clean, but it's worth a shot." "Well, that narrows it down to a couple of thousand suspects." "Where are you?" " We're looking for the bus." " Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop... stop, stop, stop, stop!" "Sam!" "That was the 3rd Avenue bus." "The three on your refrigerator." "Pull over!" "Stop the bus!" "Stop the bus!" " Pull over!" "There's a bomb!" " Are you crazy?" " Stop the bus!" "You gotta pull the bus over!" " Pull over!" "Pull over!" "You got something on the bus!" "Stop!" "Pull over." "Get everybody out of the bus!" "Get out!" "Open the door!" " Open the door!" " Get off the bus!" " Get everybody out of the bus." " What are you talking about?" "There's a bomb on the bus." "Get off of the bus!" "Come on!" "Come on." "Get out of here." " Help her." " Get out of the way!" "Get off!" " Sam!" "Phone!" " Grab it." "It's probablyJennifer." "He's crazy!" "The man is a lunatic." " Hello?" " You broke the rules, Kevin." "I said no cops." " Hey, I didn't call the cops." " Samantha did." "Break the rules, I break my word." "No." "No." "I confessed." "That's what you wanted, isn't it?" " You confessed nothing!" " What?" " Everybody's off!" " Cover your ears, puke." "Sam!" "Sam!" " Hey, you okay?" " How?" "How did he get my number?" "Anybody hurt?" "He's gonna kill me." "Hey." "No, he's not." "I promise." "My dad's stuff!" "S in storage." "There's gotta be something on this guy." "I'm gonna go there." "You get a ride home with Jennifer, okay?" "Talk to me." "Sam talked to you, and he blew it early." "You should've told me about the kid... 'cause I can't help you if I'm playing catch-up." "Just don't help me." "Just don't." "He's here." "I know he is." "What do I do?" "I want you to walk away... and meet me in the Grand Hotel Bar in five minutes." " Liar." "Cheater." " Kevin Parson" "You confessed nothing." " I shut the door, and I left him to die." "I'm sorry." " Liar!" "Liar!" "Liar!" "Liar!" " I left him to die." " You're the sick one, Kevin." "This is Darrylin Goodman with Action Team live... and behind me is a Red Line city bus that was destroyed at close to 3:00 p. m." "Today... by what the police are now calling a combustible device." "Darrylin, have the police made any statement yet?" "They're not labeling it a terrorist attack yet, nor are they linking it... to the explosions that killed Roy Peters and destroyed the vehicle of Kevin Parson." "Where's Samantha?" "She went to check out her dad's stuff." "Here we go." "May I get you something?" "No, I'm good." "Kevin, it's not you." "It's him." "He's twisted beyond your capacity to understand his sickness." "These people enjoy holding life and death authority." "Absolute power, absolute control." "If R.K. Is this kid from your past... we will find him." "You have to trust me- that I won't let him hurt you." "So, I better get to it." "I'll help you in any way I can." "Then take a drive with me through your old neighborhood." "Stop by your aunt's house." " See if that jogs your memory." " I can't do that." " Kevin" " I can't." "My name is Jennifer Peters." "I'd like to come in and ask you a few questions about your nephew." " Certainly not." " Ma'am." "Your nephew is in serious danger." " Do you have a search warrant?" " Do I need one?" "We all make mistakes, deary." "Balinda." "If I get a search warrant... it will be the sworn duty of the police to turn your home inside out." "Don't touch anything." "Ask your questions." "Do you like to play?" "Bobby!" "Hush!" "I have a new computer." "It's real." "You wanna see?" "Bobby, go to your room." "She's pretty, Mom." "She's a dog, Bobby." "You wanna get fleas?" "That's what you'll get if you play with her- fleas." "Go to your room, read your books... and sleep." "Eugene, don't just sit down." "Where are your manners?" "Get our... guest a chair." "Yes, of course, Princess." "Uh, um" "Your chair, my lady." "When was the last time you left this house?" "Why would I leave the house?" "Do you know who the president is?" "Eisenhower." "Eisenhower is the only worthy president." "We don't go in for pretenders." "How long have you been doing this?" "Doing what?" "You've created your own world in here... cutting away what you don't like, keeping the rest." "What do you do with the clippings?" "You burn them." "Why?" "What we do in our home is our business." "We're safe here." "What about Kevin?" "Was he safe here?" "Bobby." "Back!" "Bobby!" "Oh, my sister's boy... always thought he was too smart for us." "Bobby was the poor little dummy." "That Kevin... thought he was God's gift... sent to cast light on us poor idiots." "Do you even wanna know what kind of trouble he's in?" "It all started when he was sneaking out at night with that girl." "She's the one that led him astray." "You mean Samantha Sheer?" "He didn't think I knew, but I knew." "She's the one that put those nasty little thoughts in his head... by wanting me to send him to the same high school as her." "Instead of you teaching him?" "The only way to raise a child... is to isolate them with the truth." "Then they shine like stars." "You let a boy walk out of this house... with no idea the real world he'd be facing." "It's a wonder he survived at all." "Your time is up." "Someone's been threatening Kevin... someone who may have known him and bullied him as a teenager." "Do you remember anything about that?" "He came home one night with a bloody nose and a black eye." "But that's what's outside- blood and chaos." "What are you looking for, Jennifer?" "What will you find?" "Don't come too close to the lonely boy, Jennifer... or you won't walk away this time." "We went over every one of Sam Sheer's written reports... at his old precinct." "Nothing about a Peeping Tom juvenile." "Where are you?" " I'm at the warehouse." " You're gonna need a flashlight." "Those, uh, old Carmine Street warehouses... have been closed down for years." "Stand back." "That looks like a jacket." " What do you got?" " Definitely blood." "Give me eight hours." "I'll have a full D.N.A. Analysis ready for you." "Blood positive." "Oh." "Looks like a weapon." "Any skeletons in the closet?" "Nope." "But we found a bloodyjacket." "Well, this backs up Kevin's story... that a fight took place." "The kid must have crawled out... through there." "Search all the rooms." "Maybe Kevin killed the kid, hid the body." "Look, man, that girl crazy." "No, man." " Hey, where the brew at?" " That's true." "Oh, snap." "You know where I can get a gun?" " Here you go." "It's sweet." " There you go." "Yeah, beautiful." "Just like that." "Pack it up, you guys." "That's it." "Yeah." "That's a day." "Let's get out ofhere." "We may have a problem." "There's a group of, uh, reporters camped outside Parson's loft." "Oh, I put him in a hotel to keep him out of the spotlight." "Good." "Which one?" "Come on, Sam." "Naked is safer." "You, uh- You hide a key witness... and you don't bother telling your superior officer about it?" "I'm not officially on this case." "Got a thing for him, don't you?" "The fact of the matter is, you don't even know who Kevin Parson is." "Kevin, it's me, Sam." "Jennifer called." "She told me you were here." "You're not... keeping anything from me?" "How can I?" "You know me better than I know myself." "This isn't a good idea." "We've never kept secrets from each other." "This isn't a good time to start." "Remember when you told me about your secret boyfriend?" "Yeah." "Why didn't we ever become something more?" "I went to school and moved away." "And you got busy with college." "I'm here now." "I'm so tired." "I know." "I want you to be careful around Jennifer Peters." "Why?" "Her stalker has all the skills of a cop... and he called me right after I gave her my cell number." "What are you saying?" "It's notJennifer." "I'm not saying it is." "Trust her." "But trust me first, okay?" "If he's listening, I just wanna say I'm sorry." "You confessed nothing." "I'm a fake and a hypocrite." " Tonight I'm gonna take everything from you" " I'm a sinner." "Until there is nothing left." "I shut the door and I left him to die." "Tonight you get to kill for real, Kevin." " Hello?" " Samantha, it's Jennifer Peters." " How's Kevin?" " He's sleeping." "I took the adjoining room so I could keep an eye on him." "Okay." "I need to talk to Kevin." "I'm on my way." "Okay." "We'll be here." "Hang on." "There's someone at the door." " Careful." "Nobody knows you're there." " Hello?" " Hello?" " Let me out." " Samantha?" " Why did you leave me, Kevin?" " Hello?" " Let me out." "It's so dark in here." "Let me out." "It's so dark in here." "You confessed nothing." "Tonight I'm gonna take everything from you until there is nothing left." "The cockroach has not confessed his sin." "And so it's time to play the riddle game again." " I confessed!" " There are sins..." "Kevin thinks he would never do, fears waiting to come true." "Confess the rest, Kevin!" "Ma'am, you can't park here." " Let me out." " Kevin!" "Samantha!" "Why did you leave me, Kevin?" "Let me out." "It's so dark in here." "Let me out." "It's so dark in here." "The cockroach has not confessed his sin." "Let's go." "Time to play." "You have one hour." "Hey!" "Kevin!" "Stop!" "Maybe we should at least tell her where we're going." "If she's smart, she'll figure it out." "Then we don't break his rules." "What wants to be filled but will always be empty?" "The city fathers gave it a number- 369-33." "Hey." "You followed me?" "Yeah, well, uh, I wouldn't have to if you weren't sneaking around... operating behind my back." "Where's Parson?" "He just left with Samantha Sheer." "What've you got?" "Another message with a timed riddle and a threat of body parts." "Time to play." "You have one hour." "What wants to be filled but will always be empty?" "The city fathers gave it a number- 369-33." "The storage warehouse." "How did you know that?" "I told you." "I put my dad's stuff in storage." "This is the place." "I have an access key." "He knew that." "We shouldn't be here." "You sure you don't know what else he wants you to confess?" "What could be worse than what I did?" "Sam!" "There's no reason for us to go into this building!" "Look, this is gonna blow any minute." "We didn't break his cop rule, so we should have 17 minutes." "If we don't figure this out, other people are gonna die." "Wait here." "I'll be back, okay?" "No, you're not going in there by yourself." "This is a bad idea." "Just feels wrong." " I better get my cell." " I got it." "Sam!" "Sam!" "Sam!" "Hey!" "Hello?" "Hello?" "Hey!" "Who's there?" "I said, who's there?" "Samantha." "Hey!" "Samantha!" "Who's there?" "Samantha." "Hey!" "Hey!" "Hey!" "Let me out!" "Hey, let me out of here!" "Hey!" "Sam?" "Sam?" ""There's three natures to every human being:" "The good, the bad and the soul struggling in between. "" ""Radical evil is the deep blemish of our species. "" ""God has preordained a system of good and evil. "" ""Where there is light, there is shadow. "" ""Where there is light, there is shadow. "" "That's one of your better lines, Kevin." "Where'd you steal it?" "Hey!" "Sam!" "Sam?" "Kevin, I'm here!" " There's another bomb." " Try to get the door open." "All right." "Are you looking for the key to escape your living death, Kevin?" "You won't find it in your books." " You let her go!" " Kevin, no!" "You gotta get out ofhere." "I see the pathetic book grub got himself a gun." " Let her go or I'll kill you!" " You tried that once, Kevin." "Didn't work out so well, did it?" "C" " C-Catch." "Come on." "Can't save her this time." "And in the end, everyone will blame you." "Kevin!" "Hey!" "I need the flashlight!" "Give me the light!" " Kevin!" "What are you doing?" " Up here!" "Here, Sam!" "Kevin, listen to me." "You have to get out ofhere." "Kevin!" "Oh." "No." "Get out!" "Get out!" "Get out!" "Get out!" " Can't believe I missed." " Don't worry about that." "These are all lines from your thesis?" "It's pretty dark stuff." "You pay money to study this?" ""Radical evil is the deep blemish of our species. "" "He didn't find it very original." "I didn't write this." " You mean, "Your house is afire"?" " That's not mine." "Wait." "What's this?" "He's not done with us yet." ""Your house is afire. "" " How many places have you lived?" " Just my loft." "And your aunt's place." "Balinda won't let you in." "She might not even let me in." "You know, you get this look every time you talk about her." "What look?" "That look." "She just tried to get me to see things the way she sees things." "Midnight." "We have two hours." "I'm gonna take a cab to your loft." "You take my car to Balinda's place and call me." " Kevin, what happened?" " It blew." "Yeah, I can see that." "Why didn't you answer your phone?" "Because he said, "No cops"?" "You know, you have to trust me." "He left another riddle." "Okay." "Where?" "What's the timeline?" "Do you see this?" "I quit." "I quit." "I swear to you, I'm never setting foot in the station again, okay?" "I'm done." "I'm no longer a cop." "I'm not a cop." "I'm Roy's sister." "Go read the wall." "Princess." "Kevin?" "It's" " It's Uncle Eugene." "They stole Princess." "Princess." "Where's Princess?" "Where's Princess?" "Hiding like a roach in the dark." "Princess is gone!" "She's gone!" " What?" " She never leaves home without telling me." " You have to find her." " Where's Bobby?" " Inside." " We gotta get you guys outta here." " Why?" " 'Cause the house isn't safe!" "Oh." "Princess." "Princess." "Bobby?" " Bobby?" " Kevin, can you help me find Princess?" " She's hiding." " Okay." "Okay." "At first, I thought that Princess went out to get dog food." "And then I remembered we burned the dog." "I need you to go with Eugene to the Gas 'n'Go." "Buy some cookies and pop." "And when Princess gets back, we'll have a big party." "Okay?" "Okay?" "Can you do that for me?" " Okay." " Okay." "Come on." "Kevin, I have a new computer." "You wanna see it?" "That's really awesome." "I really need you to do this for me right now, okay?" "You stay there till I come for you." "Come on, Bobby." "Come on." "Come on, Bobby." "Come on." " Who are you, Kevin?" " No!" "Liar!" "Liar!" "Liar!" "Are you still the lonely boy in a blue house?" " Liar!" "Confess the rest, Kevin." " You're a liar!" "Where there's light, there's shadow." "You swore that you'd never go back there." "You stay in your room." "You're not coming out for a week." "Be nice to Princess." "I'm doing this because I love you." "I hate you." "Isolate them with the truth." " What are you doing?" " Nothing." "Are you sneaking out?" "Liar!" "I'm gonna wash the dirt and lies off." "You dirty, filthy, filthy boy!" "I'll show you what happens to liars." "Dirty liar!" "Dirty, dirty liar!" "Liar!" "Don't you dare, puke!" "Who are you?" "Where is she?" "Where the worms hide their secrets." "What have you done to her?" "Don't tell anyone you've been punished." "It's our little secret." "Where are you?" "Hi." "I'm calling from Channel 22." "I'm looking for a Kevin Parson" "Kevin, it's Dr. Francis." "I was worried and I was calling to see if you were okay." "If you need to talk" "You left this number." "This is Phil at the lab." "That book on St. Augustine that you had me dust..." "I was able to pull about six dozen prints, but all of them matched the control sample." "Call me." "Kevin!" "Kevin!" "It's" " It's Uncle Eugene." "They stole Princess." "They stole Princess." "Bobby is so worried." "Hejust keeps going from room to room calling for her, "Princess." "Princess. "" "Let's see what we got here." "Hey, we got some. 38 shell casings over here and some footprints." "Looks like a struggle." "Parson tell you anything about a shoot-out?" "No." "All he said was there was a clue... to another bomb riddle somewhere in here." "The guy's playing you." "You know, there's something not consistent about all this." "With Kevin, the clues tend to be metaphoric opposites, like light and shadow." "With Roy and me, R.K. Tended to be more like a tour guide." "He wasn't into this kind of symbolism." "Maybe he changes personality with each victim." "Hey, could you back up?" " Jennifer, it's Sam." " Where are you?" "I'm at Kevin's loft." "Listen." "I don't think the Riddle Killer is the boy." "I was just thinking the same thing." " He could have copycatted R.K." " No." "I mean, I don't even think the boy is the boy." "What?" "Kevin's stalker only appeared when he was finishing his thesis." "It's all about good and evil, light and dark." "Opposites." "So what if Kevin... and his stalker are opposites... in the same person?" "Hey, Mike." "How many sets of footprints you got?" "It's hard to say." "But what I am seeing is one set of distinct tread pattern... a man's tennis shoe, size 11 or 12." "But the boy exists." "You saw him." "No." "I thought I had, but I realized I never really did." "I just thought I did because Kevin talked about him all the time." "But someone left a cassette player outside your hotel room door." " Wasn't Kevin with you?" " I thought he was sleeping." "And the person outside his window could have been a- a news reporter." "The boy doesn't exist." "Kevin's personality's split." "I don't know." "You're the psychologist." "Does this make any sense to you?" "When Kevin locked the boy in the basement 15 years ago... he was actually locking away an alter ego in his own head." "Then when Kevin's thesis forced him to fully examine... the nature of good and evil in himself" "The boy resurfaced." "Like a latent virus, he would have returned and fought back for survival." "One personality hating the other, trying to kill the other." "And kill the person who caused the split in the first place." "Balinda's missing." "I'm going there now." " W-Wait." "I'll meet you." " Okay, but no screaming cop cars or" "I know." "Kevin might kill himself." "Hello, Kevin." "Put down the gun." " Who are you?" " Put down the gun!" " Let her go." " Put it down now!" " Let her go!" " Put it down!" "Put down the gun, or I blow her head off!" "We've been expecting you." "I don't think we've been officially introduced." "You can call me Slater." "Welcome to my house." "I should say "our house. "" "You know, Kevin, they think you're crazy as a loon." "They think you're me- the Riddle Killer." "And tomorrow in the headlines, it's gonna say... your mommy dearest drove you to kill her." "Shut up or I'll staple your lips together!" "I'm here." "My car's parked outside." "I'm gonna go in." "Look, I'm five minutes behind you." "Can you keep your phone on?" "Yeah, I'll try." "The house is dark." "I don't see anyone." "Wait. "Where the worms hide their secrets. "" ""Where the worms hide their secrets"?" "What is that?" "I'm at the garden shed." "Nothing yet." "You confessed nothing!" " Wait." " I don't know what you're talking about." "The steps go down into a basement." "I hear voices." "More than one?" "You mean Kevin and Balinda." " Kevin got himself a gun." " I'm putting you on mute." " Why?" "You wanna kill somebody?" " W-W-Wait!" "Is that what you want?" "You'll never get away with this." "You're sick." "You're crazy." "Huh?" "You wanna taste it?" "Well, stick out your tongue." "Why are you doing this, huh?" "I confessed." "I told everyone what I did to you." "You confessed nothing!" "Your pathetic confession revealed nothing!" "But tomorrow's headlines are gonna reveal the true nature of Kevin Parson." " My plan is perfect." " Oh, this is your perfect plan?" " You're sick." " Yeah." "Oh, I'm the sick one?" "You're the sick one, Kevin." "You don't even know how sick you are." "At least I'm not a hypocrite." "They think you and I are the same." "Well, guess what?" "Tonight you're gonna prove them right!" "Jennifer, I was wrong." " I just saw him." " Saw who?" "Who do you mean?" "Kevin?" "Yeah." "No." "Both of them." "He's real." "Kevin's stalker's real." " Who is he?" " He's" "Samantha can't talk now." "Samantha." "Wake up." "Wake up, sleepyhead." "Come on." "Come on." "Just like old times in the neighborhood." "Except this time Kevin's gonna kill for real." " Never." " Kevin." " And he's gonna take the blame for everything." " You're sick." "Ha!" "Sticks and stones." "She calls me sick." "He calls me an animal." "At least I'm not a hypocrite, sitting in a church pew every Sunday... swearing to God that I'll be good, just like Kevin here... even though he knows he's disgusting." "Even though he knows he tried to kill and hide it." "You're worse than me." "Hi, Princess." "How you doing?" "Good?" "Almost midnight." "The cockroach has yet to confess his sin... and so it's time to play out the game..." " to the end." " No!" "Get her." "Get her!" "Get down!" "You hate her." "Look." "You've been thinking about it." "Come on." "Take it." "Take it!" "Take it!" "It's all the witch's fault." "Pain, the loneliness, and all your torment." "You hate her!" "Take it!" "Leave him alone!" "Kill her!" "Kill her now!" "Do it!" " No, Kevin, it's not Balinda you want to kill." " That's right." " Kevin, don't!" " Do it." "That's right." " Fiend." " Don't do it, Kevin." " Shoot her!" " I should've never put you through this, Sam." "Oh, true love." "How touching." "Don't do it, Kevin, please!" "Do it or I'm gonna spit roast your true love right in front of you." "Do it!" "He's gonna kill us all anyway." "He has to." "No witnesses!" "Then he's gonna burn up all trace that we were even here." "And you take the fall!" " Do it now!" " Kevin, don't!" "He's gonna kill us all anyway!" " He's gonna kill us all anyway!" "He" " Police!" "Freeze!" "Kevin?" "You move and they die." "Are you okay?" "Stay back." "Jennifer, listen to Sam." "Shut up!" "You two are driving me crazy!" "Drop the gun or we all go." "Slater shot Sam." "Kevin, look at me." "Kevin, there's no one in here except you, me and Balinda." "What?" "Samantha and Slater aren't real." "Why are you saying that?" " She must have a plan." "Go along." " No, Sam." "The truth is I don't have a plan." "The truth is you were half right." "Slater is Kevin, but so are you." "He created you both when he was a little boy... locked in that house." "You were created from all the good things he wanted in a friend." "But you saw Sam... at the hotel and at the police station." "Hey, you!" "And you!" "Out!" " Now!" " I never saw Sam." "And outside the hotel, it was you in the car." " I never actually saw her." " Let's go." "But it's not true." "I'm bleeding." " Are you?" " Yes." " Yeah, she's real." " And Kevin's bleeding and he" "Wait." "Why are you bleeding?" "You didn't get shot!" "That's a bunch of psycho crap." "Your book is crap." "You couldn't even figure out who the Riddle Killer was... and he's right in front of you." " Kevin, listen to me." " They're real." "It doesn't" "It's not true." "It's" " It's- I believe they are real." "Time's up." "Kill her." "Kill her now!" "But I confessed." "I confessed that I locked you in that closet." "You confessed nothing!" "All right, Kevin." "Empty the trash." "Do it." "Kill her." "Kill her now!" "No, Kevin." "It's not Balinda you want to kill." "It's him." "You want to kill the evil inside yourself." "Do it!" "The sin is that you're him." "What falls but never breaks, what breaks but never falls?" "It's night and day." "It's you." "She's the one that locked you in the room." "She filled your head with a bunch of trash." "Kevin, he can't pull the trigger unless you do." "Shut up!" "Kevin, in your thesis you wrote about the three natures of every human being:" "The good, the bad" "And the soul struggling in between." "I'll kill you all!" "You also wrote that we're powerless to win the struggle on our own." "We could take the bus together." "I love you." "Me" " Me too." "Good-bye." "Stop it!" "Kill her now!" "I'll kill you!" "You can't." "You're me, Kevin." "Confess it!" "Confess it, Kevin!" "You're me!" "Kevin, you're me!" "I hope you lock him up and throw away the key!" "Let's get out of here." "Kevin studied the Riddle Killer." "He copied his techniques." " "He's right in front of you. "" " He's holding a camera." "We should have noticed someone taking photos of the crime scene." "L" " I'm looking for anything about my brother." "Hey, you're that lady on the book cover." " Some guy brought this by for you." " Roy!" " Go, go, go, go!" " Freeze!" " Freeze!" " Don't move!" "Hands where I can see 'em!" " Freeze!" " Keep your hands where they are." "Careful." "Careful." "Tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk." "You clean up pretty nicely." "I see they got all the bits of Roy off." "You took pictures of Kevin Parson." "Why?" "I intended to pay him a little visit." "I can't stand copycats." "Get him out of here." "You got it." "Get him out ofhere." "That's it." "Another couple ofhours and we would have caught on... that Sam Sheer never had a daughter, that Kevin rented Samantha's car." "There's so many holes he couldn't have kept plugged." "And since it was Slater who caused the bus explosion, not Kevin... will the court take that into consideration?" "I hope." "I mean, a place like this is better than prison." "How long will he be here?" "It's up to the courts to decide." "And the person that caused it all goes scot-free." "Balinda." "Kevin grew up in a world... of shifting realities... with no absolutes." "He created good and evil." "Samantha and Slater." "It's a battle we all have to struggle with." "It's a battle we're powerless to win on our own." "You mean, we need the power of a Samantha?" "We need the power of God." "How are you feeling?" "I'll talk to you later, Sam." "I'm just kidding." "I'm good." "Good."

"(suspenseful theme music playing)" "?" "?" "(adventurous theme plays)" "?" "?" "?" "?" "MacGYVER:" "There's nothing like waking up at home for a change." "Take a look around my own world, sort of ease into the day." "Not much scheduled." "A guy's supposed to drop by and see me about some upcoming business." "There has got to be a gigantic secret factory somewhere putting out nothing but junk mail." "Nice car." "Sporty." "Not too outlandish." "The kind a young architect might drive." "This could be my 10:00 appointment." "Frank Bennet?" "Are you MacGyver?" "Yeah." "How you doing?" "Want some coffee?" "Yeah." "Sit down." "Black?" "." "Yeah, that's good-- as long as it's strong" "It's guaranteed to melt lead." "You don't look like a, uh, hotshot expert on personal security." "Well, I don't feel like one, either, but I've done it before." "Can you make me disappear?" "I'm sure gonna try." "Take you to a new place, start you on a new life." "But this Federal marshal, this Wiley, tells me you're gonna testify before the Crime Commission first." "t." "No, I haven't deci ded about that." "Not ye" "Where's Wiley?" "He's supposed to meet us here." "Try to enjoy your coffee for a second." "I'll give him a call and see what's happening." "(tires squeal)" "(grunting)" "Come on, get him in the car!" "(tires screeching)" "(truck horn honking)" "(tires screeching)" "(tires screech, horn honks)" "(tires screeching)" "(horn honks)" "MacGYVER:" "So much for easing into the day." "Joey just wants to talk to you." "Yeah, well, if my brother wants to talk to me, he can call me on the phone." "I don't need this, Max!" "Joey needs it." "Now, be nice, Frank." "Now, technically, I'm driving a stolen car following a kidnapping... and I still haven't had my first cup of coffee." "I got a headache." "Okay, let's go." "Where's Joey?" "Oh, he'll be here." "Uh... want a cup of coffee?" "No." "(car approaching)" "?" "?" "?" "?" "Hello, Frank." "Joey." "You're mad." "I can understand that." "Hey, be polite." "Gonna say hello to your Uncle Vincent?" "Sure." "When do we serve tea?" "(mocking):" ""When do we serve tea?"" "Frankie, don't be like that." "You and Joey-- look at one another." "Bone, blood, flesh." "Brothe rs." "Why is it necessary to argue?" "Listen to Vincent." "There shouldn't be grievances in the family." "FRANK:" "If this is about the family..." "Good point." "Give us a little privacy, guys." "d Okay, what's so damn urgent you have to sen a couple leg-break ers after me?" ", JOEY:" "I call your apartmen t, I called your office ck." "I left messages, y ou never called me ba" "That's not nice, Frank." "We're brothers, Jo ey." "It's just a word." "go." "It stopped meaning anything a long time a" "." "I'm not in the family anymore" "You can't deny your blood." "We have the same father." "FRANK:" "He was a butcher in Eastern Europe, he's a butcher here." "Would you have said that to his face when he was alive?" "s." "No, I wouldn't have had the gut" "(chuckles)" "(sighs):" "We also have the same mother... who, by the way, is in the hospital." "I know." "I visi ted her last week." "JOEY:" "She fades in and out." "Oh, I don't know, Frank, half the time she doesn't know what's going on." "I guess that's why you think you can put a knife in me, in the family, talking to the Crime Commission." "ey." "I haven't talk ed to anybody, Jo" "No?" "Maybe you want to read the transcript of the phone conversation." "Hey,theytalked tome." "And you listened... very good." "All the garbage about..." "being a solid citizen." "They're after me, Frank." "They're after me." "Okay, Joey, you're right, I did listen." "You want to know why?" "'Cause they talked about your rotten drug business." "My rotten drug business!" "So what, are you offended?" "And it's notmyrotten drug business, it's yours, too." "It's part of our family." "Let me ask you this:" "When did you get this sudden conversion?" "I mean, why now?" "Two weeks ago, a kid in my office died." "OD'd on tailor-made poison, Joey-- the stuff that you sell!" "d, He was a good ki and you killed him!" "I understand that, but..." "Frank, it happens." "That's life." "It's just business." "FRANK:" "Joey..." "look, shut it down." "Shut the drug business down." "Cut it off, and I will do whatever you want." "JOEY:" "Shut it down?" "Frank, I got a payroll." "I got responsibilities." "I'm the head of the family, but only so long as I take care of business." "It's not like shutting down a hot dog stand." "We're talking about $100 million-a-year gross." "Match that against the dead kid." "Who made him hit the stuff?" "He wanted it, he bought it." "It was his choice." "I simply provide the service." "Someone's gonna do it." "." "Joey, sometimes yo u make me so ashamed" "You're ashamed of me?" "You?" "Spilling it to a Federal marshal?" "You've had it easy, Frank, and you know a lot of pieces of the operation." "We can't trust you, and we can't let you walk away." "Joey..." "Then do it yourself!" "Come on, Max." "FRANK:" "You enjoy this." "You're so smart." "Mr. College." "Mr. Graduate School." "All the while pretending you didn't know where the money came from, just like Mama didn't want to know." "Well, it came from Papa!" "It came from me!" "And you've had contempt!" "Now you want to sell us?" "Now you want to spill on us?" "(cocks gun)" "(electric saw whirring)" "(shouting)" "Turn it off!" "I can't see!" "Tommy!" "I can't see a thing!" "Frank!" "Frank!" "TOMMY:" "I'm blinded!" "JOEY:" "Max, Tommy, get after them!" "He's going to be right after us." "(gunshot)" "Yeah." "(gunshot)" "." "Come on, Frank" "(gunshot)" "(tires squealing)" "Max..." "Get in the other car." "Follow us." "Right with you, Joey." "How the hell did you know wh...?" "ut." "I had to get you o e." "You forgot to pay for your coffe" "(chuckles)" "You see who it was , the other guy?" "No." "Well, get on it." "I want Frank." "We find him, we'll find his buddy, too." "Joey, it might be more..." "I don't want legal advice, Vincent." "I want 'em both dead." "So, have you decided what you're going to do about testifying?" "t." "I guess you heard... all tha" "I saw your brother try to kill you." "ah." "Ye" "In spite of what I say, MacGyver, r, he's still my brothe still my family." "So you're going to let him blow you away and keep selling that junk to kids, is that it?" "Come on, MacGyver." "That's what I hear, Frank." "(intercom buzzes)" "ah." "Ye" "MacGyver, this is Federal Marshal Andrew Wiley." "." "Come on up" "That's our missing marshal." "I've known you about an hour and a half." "Who elected yo u my conscience?" "Well somebody's got to do it." "Look, Frank," "I know you're between the proverbial rock and hard place." "I guess I really don't have a choice, huh?" "No." "That makes it tough." "(knocking at door)" "." "Come on in" "I think I recognize yo u by now, Marshal." "Regulations." "I hope you're willing to accept our offer, Mr. Bennet." "I am." "But let me spell it out:" "ll." "My father's dead." "My mother's not we" "I'll tell you all you want to know about the organization-- about Joey's drug operation-- period." "That's all we ask, all we need." "What's the procedure?" "We'll take his deposition immediately, at the Crime Commission offices." "Then you'll be moved to a protected safe house until the hearing is over." "Where?" "I'd rather nobody knew the address." "Even him?" "It's okay, Frank." "He's right." "After the hearing is done, MacGyver takes over, arranges relocation, new identity-- if you'll agree." "I agree." "Well, then, Mr. Bennet... ay." "Ok" "I just want to make one stop on the way." "I want to look in on my mother at the hospital." "That's a chance I'd rather not take." "Frank," "Joey's looking for you." "Listen, MacGyv er, I already owe you my life, so why not ask a favor?" "Could you check in on my mother at the hospital?" "Tell her, uh... just tell her I'm all right and that I'll see her first chance I get." "Katerina Bennet, St. Matthews." "Yeah, sure." "Okay." "I'm all yours." "er." "Tell Mama I love h" ".. Make her understand." ". if you can" "Let's go, Frank." "MacGYVER:" "Frank's testimony is going to hurt Joey, Mrs. Bennet." "Brother against brother." "It's the only way to stop Joey's drug trade." "Tell Frankie t hat I understand." "He must do what he must." "?" "Can I share a secret with you, Mr. MacGyver" "Something that Frank ie doesn't know?" "I'm going to die." "I want to spea k to my son one more time." "And the doctor says I don't have much time left." "Can you bring him here to see me?" "That might be a little dangerous for Frank right now." "... Please, Mr. MacGyv er, tell... tell Frank m." "just tell him I want to see hi er?" "Can you do that for me, Mr. MacGyv" "Yes, ma'am, I sure can." "No trouble, right?" "Not here." "But I owe you." "me." "I'd love to collect someti" "(chuckles)" "You got a name?" "s." "Friend of Frank'" "Frank sent you here, huh?" "er." "He's worried about his moth" "I'll worry about his mother." "Tell Frank worry about his brother." "And give him my love." "MacGYVER:" "Federal courthouse." "Wiley's office." "Good place to start looking for Frank." "Looks like somebody's all set for a quick getaway." "(sighs)" "I do so declare that everything I've said here is the truth as I know it." "nk?" "Tired, Fra" "Yeah." "You've earned a rest." "He's earned some kind of award." "My brother wants to make the presentation." "I'll bet-- considering the kind of information you've just given us." "I don't think you have any idea how much it means." "I think I do." "Your brother Joey?" "It's quite a price to pay." "(intercom buzzes)" "Wiley." "Yeah." "Tell him I'l I be right down." "es." "Frank, relax a couple minut" "." "I'll be right back" "Marshal Wiley, how's it going?" "e." "Just fin ces But we won't be needing your servi ks." "for another couple wee" "No, I know that." "I just have to get a message to Frank." "From his mother?" "Yeah, as a matter of fact." "." "I can't allow that" "Wiley, his mother's dying." "I know that." "We're in communicati on with the hospital." "You know that?" "So why can't I talk to Frank?" "Because I don't want him to know it." "Because he will insist on going there." "t?" "Probably." "So wha" "So, MacGyver, Joey Bennet is not a sentimental man." "He'd be happy to kill Frank right on their mother's deathbed." "ou?" "Does the thought of securi ty at the hospital occur to y" "I won't risk it." "It's not your choi ce, it's Frank's." "Not anymore." "He's too valuable." "Frank Bennet is no t Federal property." "en." "He's an American citiz" "And please feel free to correct me if I'm wrong:" ". he has some rights" "And I promis ed his mother." "." "She knows she's dying, Wiley" "She thinks this is the last time she'll ever see her son." "I cannot allow it and that is final." "And if necessary, MacGyver," "I will put you under arrest and hold you as a material witness." "it:" "Oh, I get" "!" "you're willing to break the law in order to uphold it" "God...!" "Look, I got a mother, I got kids," "I understand how Frank feels, but testimony like this comes once in a lifetime." "He has got to live to testify in open session and I cannot risk losing him." "?" "No matter what it does to him" "I don't like it... but I'm an officer of the law and I will do whatever is necessary to lock up these indictments." "All right, Wil ey, relax, relax." "Take a load off." "I know a brick wall when it falls on me." "You guys..." "I gotta warn you:" "I'm on Frank Bennet's side." "Yeah, Acme Auto Tow Rental?" "MacGYVER:" "Lots of people think a car runs on gas." "Only one-third correct." "A car also runs on air, and water." "What'll it be?" "Soda." "Got all kinds: cherry, cola, d." "Mmm... a dozen, mixe" "A dozen, mixed." "." "Mixed in a box x?" "You got a bo" "Throw in some of that ice there too, please." "ce." "It's dry i" "You can't put it in the drinks." "I know." "And I'm going to need some of these fizzy dealies here." "Fizzy dealies." "The thing I love about dry ice is that it's very reactive, especially with a liquid." "Now, to spice it up a little... (hissing, sputtering)" "(popping, crackling)" "The general idea here is:" "most people believe that where there's smoke..." "MAN:" "Sally, get the..." "MAN 2:" "Wait a minute." "Something's happening." "Smoke." "Oh, boy." "Do you see the smoke?" "MAN (outside door) :" "Come on, quickly!" "Okay, hit the fire alarm, evacuate the building." "It's all through the building." "It could be a move to get you." "I'll check it out, but right now:" "Bridges, Larson, take Frank, move him to the safe house now." "You got it." "(alarm ringing)" "(clamoring)" "All right, come on." "Wait up!" "Over here!" "(clamoring continues)" "Let's move it." "(alarm continues ringing)" "Come this wa y." "Quickly." "?" "Quickly." "Sally" "LARSON:" "Hey, Bridges, know anything about cars?" "BRIDGES:" "Yeah, enough to take it to a mechanic." "ic." "Terrif" "Pull it over, let me have a look." "?" "Are you a mechanic" "You have a choice?" "Come on." "This engine head looks like burnt toast." "Hey, I think we got lucky, though." "." "Okay, stop" "!" "Stop!" "Stop" "Hey, hey, hey!" "Stop!" "Hey, hold it." "What's the problem?" "w." "We need a to" "Well, I'd like to help you guys out, but I'm on another call." "We need a tow now!" "Always got time for a badge." "No problem." "o." "Come on-- hey, come on, let's g" "Come on back." "Come on." "Whoa!" "Easy!" "MacGYVER:" "What's tha t all about?" "Sorry about that." "Ow." "Now what's the problem?" "Oh, I've got this old stabilizer arm on this hoist, here, and if I don't hook it up just right, it's liable to rip the living rivets right off your bumpe r." "I keep trying to get a new one of these things," ". but think the company'd shell out for it?" "Heck, no" "Do you mind getting on with this, now?" "Please?" "With all due respect,sir," "I do what I do the way I do it." ", So, like I was saying" "I hooked this thin g up last week f!" "to this lady's bumpe r and tore it clean of" "Clean." "Clean." "And holler?" "You should have heard that lady." "You could hear her..." "You're gonna hear me holler, right here..." "Hey, hey." "right now, if you don't get on with this." "Now, do you hear that?" "I hear you." "Come on, Larson." "." "But you can't rush these things, you know" "Haste makes wa ste and all that." "You boys want to m ake yourself useful?" "Yeah." "What do you need?" "Well, just feed this o ver to this fellow here." "so." "Stick it under the bumper when I say ift Then I'll give her a l and we'll be on our way." "Yeah, all right." "Where the heck did they get this yo-yo?" "s." "Aw, who know" "Okay, it's under the bumper." "All right." "Why don't you stand clear now and I'll lift her up." "Okay, come o n." "Let's go." "Man, I can't believe this, can you?" "Okay." "That ought to do it." "BOTH:" "Hey!" "Hey, wait a minute." "Stop!" "LARSON:" "What's going on here?" "!" "What are you doing?" "!" "Oh, my God!" "(car horn blaring) op!" "Hey, Hey!" "Stop!" "St ls." "Hold up!" "Federal marsha" "We're taking o ver this vehicle." "." "Come on." "Get out of it" "Let's go!" "(engine revs, tires squeal)" "I just know you're gonna tell me what this is all about." "s Well, right now, I'm giving the Fed a deeper and more profound understanding of themselves." "an?" "You know what I me" "(tires squealing)" "Dumb trick." "He can't outrun us in that thing." "That ought to sl ow 'em down a bit." "b?" "What was that you said about dum" "om." "This is her ro e." "I'll wait outsid" "er." "FRANK:" "MacGyv" "Too late." "e." "Excuse m" "The patient that was in here" "?" "when did she pass away" "Oh, she didn't." "No, not at all." "It-it was the family's decision she would be much more comfortable..." "At home." "Her son had her discharged." "She's still alive." "." "She's with Joey, you know" "It's his way of gettin g you to go to him." "It's a trap." "I've got to see her, MacGyver." "FRANK:" "That's the house I grew up in, MacGyver." "It's a fortress." "That's Mama's room." "Is that you, my son?" "y." "Everything's going to be oka" "I'm so glad you're here." "Me, too, Mama." "And I'll take ca re of everything." "Where's, uh...?" "I love you, Mama." "I love you, too, Frank." "Frank?" "No, Mama, it's me." "It's Joey, Mama." "It's Joey." "I am...." "United States Marshal Andrew T. Wiley." "I've been waiting for you." "I'm Vincent Ivory, Mr. Bennet's attorney." "I know." "I was expectin g you'd be here." "et." "We're looking for Frank Benn" "He isn't here." "Well, I have to se e that for myself." "A warrant is on the way." "I'm afraid not, Marshal." "You see, Judge Nielsen turned down your request." "It pays to have friends in high places." "We sit." "Anything comes in or out, we stop and check." "Right." "I don't get it." "Fence juice is off, camera's shut down..." "This place is usually triple- rigged with security systems." "t Well, he's got the welcome ma" ". out for you, Frank" "He wants you inside." "That's the first thing we've agreed on in a long time." "Okay." "Hey, listen." "You can still change your mind, you know." "No." "t." "All righ" "Give me the signal when you're ready to leave." "FRANK:" "I'll just walk out." "Joey's not gonna try anything with the whole Federal Strike Force out there." "Kind of handy having them out there looking for me, isn't it?" ", Frank, the Feds do n't know you're inside" ". and they won't know until we're ready to leave I, So you give me the signa" "?" "then I tip off Wiley's tro ops and we stroll on out, okay" "Okay." "Wish me luck." ".. Hey, listen." "u?" "give your mother a kiss for me, will yo" "Hey, Frank." "How you doing?" "u." "We've been expecting yo" "There's someone inside been waiting to see you." "Hello, Frank." " Glad you're here for Mama's sake." "Where's your buddy?" "Who?" "(mocking):" "Who?" "." "Doesn't matter ou." "What's important i s Mama gets to see y" "." "She doesn't have much time" "VINCENT:" "Frank." "So?" "This is nice of you, Joey." "Papa would approve." "d." "Yes, he woul" "That always was important to you, wasn't it?" "LARSON:" "Wiley-- got a call." "He's on his way now." "Marshal Wiley." "OPERATOR:" "We're patching a call through." "One moment." "JOEY (imitating Frank):" "Wiley" " Frank Bennet." "Where the hell are you?" "I'm at MacGyver's apartment." "You realize I've been looking all over for you?" "JOEY:" "I want to see my mother." "Now we both see it's no use." "Joey's people are all over the place." "She's not in the hospital." "I need protection, Wiley." "Are you sure Joey's soldiers are there, Frank?" "Marshal, do you remember what you told me the first time you phoned me?" ""We can take care of you, Frank." "Another life, another chance, if you help us."" "Okay." "Stay right where you are." "I'm on my way. 10-four." "He's at MacGyver's." "Let's move it." "You know, you were right, Vincent, about Frank and me." "Face, walk, voice-- all alike." "I'll miss him." "(dogs barking)" "(barking)" "KATERINA:" "Frankie... is that you?" "Are-Are you really there?" "." "Yes, Mama, I'm really here" "Remember, when you were a little boy, you took my hand and we walked down the street." "You always said, "Watch over me, Mama." "When I grow up, I'll keep you safe."" "I remember." "Frank, it's my time." "I'm ready." "I'm only sorry that I won't see the children you will have." "Mama..." "It's good to hold your hand... again." "(moans quietly)" "It's okay." "Sleep." "Oh, God." "Wiley and the Feds are gone." "MacGYVER:" "There's the signal." "Now all I have to do is spring Frank... before his brother murders him." "(barking)" "(barking)" "Good dogs." "(barking)" "Mama's dead." "I'm gonna miss her, Frank." "I'm gonna miss you, too." "JOEY:" "In the kitchen, I think." "?" "What do you say, Frank" ") (chuckling" "(yelling)" "Wiley's gone!" "I know!" "Tommy!" "(gunshot)" "Back stairs." "Right!" "Attic." "Right." "(grunting)" "They got something behind it." "Tommy, give it a burst!" "Get another clip!" "What if they try and get out the window?" "If the fall doesn't kill them, the dogs will." "MacGYVER:" "This problem's kind of tricky." "No place to go, and no way to get there." "s." "Frank, what we need is wing" "Cleaning fluid, that's a start." "Now, something to go with it." "Ah, camphor balls..." "now we're cooking." "MacGyver." "te." "Give me a minu" "Sure, take all the time you need." "A pulley." "Right." "s." "Frank, I thi nk we're in busines" "Nothing!" "Nobody there." "No sign of a struggle." "Neighbors didn't see anything." "We got suckered." "They're at the Bennet house." "Let's go!" "They got to be." "(grunting)" "Watch out, Max!" "MacGYVER:" "Now, I don't know if anybody ever tried a rocket-powered harpoon before, so I figure it's about a 50-50 chance it'll fire off or blow up." "I hate to rush you, MacGyver..." "I'm getting there." "ay." "They've got more hea vy stuff in the w" "The bench!" "There's a bench!" "Get the bench!" "All right, hold it steady for me, will you?" "Come on!" "Come on!" "MacGYVER:" "Hold on." "Lean into it!" "Okay." "Go." "(barking)" "All right." "." "We got i t." "One last shove" "(barking)" "You all right?" "Yeah." "(sirens approaching) ey." "That'll be Wil" "This time, he won't need a warrant to get Joey." "(sighs)" "Pretty slick, Frankie." "Even Papa would be proud." "Well, it's over." "Yeah, it is." "I guess I mean for Joey." "Regrets?" "Some, but, uh, that's how it's got to end." "(theme music playing)"

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"Santa Fe Springs." "You play ball?" "Yes,strongsafety." "seemsa strongsafety." "I tried in college, failed." "Achieved something industry from the rooftops?" "Yeah, that and the couch my sister." "candome afavor?" "Go get my car?" "Today." "No,sorry." "I'm going out to dinner." "Can I take tomorrow morning." "What time must being at work?" "I need to talk to you about it." "What?" "Is that ..." "I was accused of theft." "So I resigned." "How?" "Yeah, but I ... or had an interview, so ..." "They asked me to use the fucking tie, but ... know how I feel about ties." "Why not wear a tie?" "Sorry, you know my rules." "By God, my brother ..." "What?" "I also ..." "could make a ..." "What?" "What?" "What did you say?" "What do you understand?" "You made that thing." "You are making that game." "What?" "No, I always found myself, no longer works." "Speaking of games, I can be a programmer." "Is it?" "And sell my games ..." "You would be very rich." "Or could a-dub game." "It would be richer still." "I have a beautiful voice." "I-optimal imitations." "Do the same." "What was even yesterday?" "I will not now." "Do it again!" "Do it again!" "No." "Go!" "Listen to me." "These are my good years!" "Give me the job, or ..." "C'mon, I need!" "If that fails, why not dine with me and Paul?" "Ask if any of your friends it is providing jobs." "Sometimes people want, you know ..." "They think they can win they deserve and more ..." "It's a shame, a drug." "But ... whatever, what a shame." "I do not have to be Who tells them ... can not rebuild their homes." "Anyway ..." "Let's talk about something else." "Is not it?" "Okay, I got tired of talking health plans, processes and transformations." "I understand." "Right." "It is a little different talk about life insurance than giant plans risks of real estate, but ..." "I think they are similar things." "Wait, wait." "Remember what I said?" "Sorry." "Okay." "I just can not go today, directing the whole weekend." "Sorry." "No problem." "I forgot." "Someone must drink it." "I think." "There it is." "Go for it." "Good?" "Where are you going?" "Do you know who plays today?" "No, sorry." "Alright." "Hey, Mike!" "Mike." "Excuse me." "Hey." "How are you?" "Hey." "Go-go?" "Yes, I'll go." "Can I go with you?" "I do not know whether they will let him go like that." "What is." "I'll do anything." "I ..." "They do not leave," "I would, but they ..." "Okay." "Right?" "Damn!" "Hey, man ..." "'ll Owe me." "I promise." "Me to." "Anything." "Anything." "Take the hood." "Try to look ..." "Stick with the shirt, already drawn enough attention." "He sent this evil." "I'm sorry." "I know." "Thanks, man." "I owe you this." "Sorry." "They are the only shoes I have." "Hello, beautiful." "Can I get?" "Thank you." "Take-a." "For free?" "Do not worry;" "you deserved." "I have a new recruit." "I want to know." "This is the boy." "Hi." "Hi." "And then, yes, no or maybe?" "Absolutely!" "The crowns will love." "Is it?" "Quality good, my friend." "What do you do?" "What?" "Come here." "Where the name get a girl and flower, car or something, do not ask what she does, understand?" "We have little time, I will make you a favor, okay?" "Right." "See that girl there?" "Yes." "Go talk to her." "What do you want me to say?" "I do not care to say," "I want to go there to talk to her." "Be creative." "Not that it seems want to be disturbed." "Look what she's wearing." "She came here." "To be disturbed." "Now go there." "Want to be alone?" "No." "It does not matter." "Go!" "Let's get drunk today." "One more!" "I know." "Hello." "Hey." "Watch out for my girlfriend." "What do you want?" "Hi ..." "I know you?" "Hi ..." "No. .." "Did not know I had a boyfriend, but thanks." "Everyone here is annoying." "Wow, thank you." "Please?" "You would like, would not you?" "We are standing here a while, 21 years and made ..." "and I can not get drunk!" "21?" "Yes." "Seems to have 23." "Thank you." "Can I try to catch." "Relax, no problem." "Adam-I." "Hello" "Hello." "Lynn-I." "Hello" "Hello." "Hey there, big guy?" "I did not think anyone" "To take it, do you?" "Sure!" "We could not drink alone." "Toast to our children." "Parents who have very rich." "Right." "Are you okay?" "We are." "Came to celebrate, right?" "Is." "If I remember correctly, 21 years," "Right?" "Yes." "And why not dancing?" "We can not drink!" "They can not?" "There is no excuse!" "Sure it is!" "What a bad friend to have." "I am not a bad friend!" "You are bad-friend!" "I'm trying!" "You are bad friend." "It's not her fault ..." "What is your plan to do today?" "What would you like?" "Want to know?" "If you want to go crazy, why do not you come watch?" "Really?" "We have friends here." "How many?" "One-8 or 9." "It's perfect, actually." "Really?" "I will say that they are coming." "Maybe." "No." "I'm sure." "Maybe." "If your friend is here too." "It!" "My friend?" "So it's easy," "Because he will be there too." "Really?" "Sure!" "Then we will also." "Right." "The show begins in 45 minutes." "Right." "45 Minutes, do not forget." "Promise?" "Yes!" "We promise." "Dude, you're a stripper?" "I." "You should see your face!" "Can I pay about $ 100, to tip ..." "I promise." "Promise what?" "NIGHTS OF THURSDAY, FRIDAY AND SATURDAY $ 15 ADVANCE, $ 20 AT THE DOOR" "Take a look this shit, man." "See, Mike?" "They're going crazy with this." "I'll try to do a show, unless you want to." "No." "It is not my type, but ..." "Someone will want." "It's pretty cool, huh?" "Sure." "Who is this?" "This is the boy." "Got one 9 girls to come today, then thought to help you," "Bring him to help." "How old?" "19." "19 ..." "Mike, who brought a boy of 19 years?" "He does not seem 19." "I can not have a kid" "For 19 years on stage." "So, it can only help." "I can do anything." "We are crammed, anyway." "Right." "Help, Mike and do what you say, anyone here." "Arrange everything, right?" "Today." "Listen." "It's no joke, okay?" "It's not a hobby." "It is a serious business." "And I do not want a teenager finish with my future, right?" "Got it." "With a house full of cod, teeth are the last concern." "Hey everybody, this is the boy." "He will help us today." "This is the Big Dick Richie Ken Titus and Tarzan." "Be ready, we will after party, and ... have fun." "Make yourself at home, boy." "Thanks, man." "How long was in force?" "What?" "The police." "It's a cop." "I am not a policeman." "I'm kidding." "Sit down here." "How did you meet Mike?" "We work together a building." "The won-it?" "Almost anything." "And how much money to live?" "Some U.S. $ 10 per hour." "On the outside?" "Is." "Came to help us?" "It." "Right." "First order ..." "Play-around." "Safe!" "He spends a little here in my thigh." "Come on, come on!" "I do not want to spend anything." "Relax and do it!" "Just initiation." "Come on." "A tip for you, be sure to properly distribute sides and groin." "Really?" "It!" "Do not worry, man, is all in good fun." "This table here is yours." "Beauty." "They are comfortable?" "Yes." "Are related to identity?" "Have to go with it." "Yes, we brought everything." "So, okay." "Enjoy it." "Thank you." "Let's make a group, then do one alone, and then hot." "If all goes well, got all these girls and all their money." "Well, that's it." "This is the Tobias." "He is our DJ." "Tobias, boy." "Boy, Tobias." "It is he who will give leaves before the scenes." "Pre-game." "That's what I'm talking about." "It is the love potion." "It's strawberry?" "What flavor is this?" "It is a mixture." "We call it "Heyjuice."" " "Heyjuice"?" " "Heyjuice."" "It is, for taking the whole bottle, hey!" "Just need to take half of the cap." "I do not know ..." "It's quiet, like being drunk without the calories." "Okay." "Are you sure?" "Yeah,that'sit ." "That's it!" "How do you feel today, ladies?" "Come again." "It's gonna rain!" "The rain will come cleanse our souls and wash the ashes," "Then grab your bags and get ready for fun." "We invite to the stage only, amazing, the best!" "Tarzan!" "Tarzan!" "What are you doing?" "I do not give a damn!" "Damn it, Tarzan!" "Dammit, man!" "Damn you!" "How many times?" "The choreography of S M, can you do?" "I said I'm not going there, I do not know if I can." "This negative energy is bad, is bad." "Richie, the gate of fire, can do?" "I have one bid phobia of fire." "Tito, anything, all that shit rehearsing that has nothing?" "I'm preparing, not ready yet." "We must do something, Mike, Mike." "I just go up." "One idea, give me something." "Give me an idea man, I will not dance." "Want me to give an idea?" "Sure, man." "I hope you can dance, still owes me." "Go!" "Startundressing and go forward." "Whyareyoulookinghere ?" "Look out!" "Yeah, that's it!" "Put chairs on the stage, it's time for "Hot Seat"!" "You know what that means, no, girls?" "It's that time!" "It's time for one to one!" "You're crazy, boy." "Never kiss the girls, this is rule number one." "Beware of herpes." "That, too." "Today you risked and it paid off." "I like that." "You rocked." "Your money." "Not mine, is yours." "All are left with what they get on stage." "What's more the $ 50 I owe you." "Beauty?" "Be ready to work so is not that easy every time." "Yes, sir." "Mike rocked!" "Tito, beautiful work," "Big Dick, they are still astonished at his dick." "Was 25% dance and 50% marketing." "What?" "Mike-sell very well." "You're forgetting the other 25% genius." "Genius-boy!" "As we were today, Mike?" "Just under $ 2500." "Were $ 400 last week." "This will serve." "Over-the doorman ..." "Yes, sir." "It was dangerous what he did today, using the boy by surprise." "It worked, right?" "Do not know if I would, until he steps on stage." "He turned." "What's his story?" "I do not know, I met construction, today." "I met him to enter." "Then I took him home and he brought the two beauties there." "He wanted to get and thought I'd bring it." "Good move." "He may have something." "He is young, beautiful." "Do not dance at all." "No dance-nothing but that you can teach." "The youth will be useful to him." "Bring it back and see what you can." "So what the hell is happening in Miami?" "Miami ... is great." "Necessary to correct a few things with real estate there, but then it gets quiet." "Whatever I do?" "Keep doing what you do." "Keeping your head up, focus." "Being the older brother team." "Keep this up and will more money, I guarantee." "Glad to hear that." "Just say what I do." "I, you ..." "Tell." "Hey, Mike." "I think ..." "We should be best friends." "Let's do it." "How do you think fagot turned" "Good morning!" "Hi, Sis!" "Hi!" "This is Mike." "Good, Mike." "Brooke." "Charming." "Hi" "Are you a nurse?" "Medical assistant." "I screening of inpatients." "Much more fun!" "Sure, of course." "Cool, this is one of those ..." "Half retro ..." "Wayfiel?" "Or is a Russel Ray?" "It's fake ..." "but it is legal." "Where did you get?" "Apparently in a place furniture falsified." "How did you know my brother?" "He's on my team." "But I am administrator." "Manage some business." "Of course." "Of course, legal." "Then he said something over breakfast." "He must be very drunk, why not do breakfast." "He was not saying for you to do" "He just said you like breakfast." "And we ..." "Nodes .." "Sure, the conversation was good." "Better to find me with the other coffee lovers the morning of the world." "Sure, kid." "First training dance." "Without wrong, nothing to pretend be the virgin this time." "See, if you leave the stage, look like crap." "When you see something, is to invest in the girl." "Show you what to do next, but now let's get to basics." "Take off your clothes." "Now?" "Right now, dammit!" "Come on, get!" "Wait, what the hell doing?" "Has 12 years in the locker room?" "No." "What the fuck are you doing?" "Taking the clothes!" "Taking as a boy 12 years in the locker room!" "But it has 12 years, here is not the locker room." "It is man!" "On stage, millions of women." "All eyes on you." "You are viewing them." "And what do you do?" "Will take your clothes ..." "Does the fucking real." "Your girls." "You seduce." "What guys I do not want to be?" "They believe you're inside." "All the time." "When the time comes ... you know." "Mete." "It reaches the point G. Every time." "See, you're not only a stripper." "You fill the fantasies wildest of all women." "You are the husband they never had." "You're that good looking that never came!" "You're the sex without compromise, free, sex flammable." "She must have it tonight, that stage, must return to her husband and may be in trouble, because you made it legal." "Are you the release." "Who has the letters?" "You, not them." "Shake, come on." "Breathe, breathe ..." "Mete." "Put!" "This is the look I'm talking about." "You can do this?" "I know I can." "I can." "Breathe." "Fuck that mirror." "Verywell,verywell." "We have the boy now on the main stage." "Are you ready?" "What?" "Are you ready to get ready?" "Yes." "Why are you scared?" "Have you ever lost her virginity, man." "It will be good." "Let's see, American flag," "U.S. flag to July 4, summer has arrived!" "Dude, it says here What is "bottomless"." "This is the idea, is a G-string." "What the fuck?" "You do not want this, will look like a clown." "The Dallas he's a nice guy?" "Yeah, Dallas is Dallas." "I mean, it's pretty cool I let go." "It's nice that he left you enter." "We think you has the potential, we do not know what it is, for now, but ... we know is that it has a lot to learn." "There still resigns." "Adam" "skirt, I want to talk to you." "Whatever" "Iwantto talktoyou, come here." "skirt!" "Give me a minute, please." "A second-." "Adam, I want to talk to you." "About?" "About this underwear." "needtotalktoyou on this slip, andboots,thong, pantyhose." "I'm -knowing." "Is to work." "towork?" "What, do not lie to me." "I'myoursister, I love you, do not judge." "Butdonotlie ,donotcare to your preferences, man." "It is not what it seems!" "That's my razor?" "You shave your legs?" "Yeah, I shave my legs." "Why are you shaving?" "Is to work." "What does this mean?" "How can be to work?" "Excuse me, have to go down there, is a restricted area." "It." "Mike." "You're a stripper who manages or otherwise?" "Whatever." "It makes no difference." "Just came right up here see your younger brother?" "No, expected it was a joke." "But it's pretty funny." "It is best to take care of it, Mike." "Sure, Mom." "I'll take care of it, but stay here." "Sure, we applaud the boy." "It was the gunman silky for you." "That's it." "The next performer which is present ..." "He is single, ladies." "I saw this young man walking the street for about six years," "I knew he had something and needed to bring it here." "Bring it and show his talent to the universe." "Tonight you will see him with their own eyes on the stage." "Our main presentation, the sole and exclusive." "The star of the show, Mr. Magic ..." "Mike." "He saw his sister tonight?" "If I saw my sister?" "Yes." "Are you saying ..." "my sister was there?" "There was nothing." "Yes, she was there when you presented." "He spoke with my sister?" "I spoke with her as you brushed with a girl on stage yeah." "My sister saw me dance?" "Yes, we actually laughed." "Good laugh, but ..." "Wow!" "Damn!" "It is not the kind ..." "Who invited you?" "I spoke with her, I did not think would." "Jesus." "Well, she was." "Our." "I do not know how she was, but ..." "It was ..." "She seemed angry." "The earned tonight?" "How much?" "Is." "Some U.S. $ 230." "Grana-good, man." "Speaking of which, I want to help the gasoline" "And give thanks for this." "What the fuck?" "Are you kidding?" "Keep the money." "Calm." "Always gives me a ride." "Can I pay my gas." "You do not need, but thanks." "It was a very nice gesture." "I'll remember." "Thank you." "It's a beautiful necklace." "It is a ..." "I. .." "No, no, it's ..." "Let's ..." "My sister gave me." "It's from Target, I think." "Loan for small business, yes." "I. .. precise number his social register." "Absolutely." "Michael Lane." "038-00-7128 and I ..." "Brought funds to be received." "Right." "I think ..." "Right." "It seems to have a problem on your credit, sir." "Lane." "Your credit is U.S. $ 642.00." "I know, I actually ..." "I spoke with Mr.." "Rodriguez last week." "And as I explained to him, I have in the business, working exclusively just money." "He said he would endorsement on my credit if I brought a generous entrance." "Must have a note here." "He said he would put." "Let me see here." "It is the manager of a store of automotive accessories?" "Yes, for sure." "And a producer of events, and a company repairing roofs." "The list goes on." "Wow, it's a busy guy." "Yeah, I'm lucky to be." "So what kind of interest I will face?" "There are ways to solve those with credit problems" "Over time ..." "God did not say why I came." "I apologize." "This is ..." "I do." "Right there." "Michael Lane, Custom Furniture." "Price Check and few expenses." "Who wants to buy this crap shows that in one year when you can have custom furniture by hand a bargain price?" "Know what I mean?" "I understand." "Unfortunately, sr." "Lane, I'm with my hands tied." "The company has a policy not to grant loans" "Guest with a low credit limit." "I fully understand what you mean." "You press these buttons and think you know something about me," "I understand, no problem." "Everything ..." "I'm just asking for a good financing." "Please can help me with this?" "We offer assistance programs ... to qualified customers as needed." "For them, ..." "Sorry, what?" "It is an aid program." "So you can ..." "Suggested that I need?" "No, no!" "Not so." "Honey, listen." "Okay, no problem." "This seems to be needed?" "I think not." "A two." "I read the newspapers, okay?" "The only need you are." "JULY" "Can you answer the door?" "HappyBirthday" "Mr. ." "Chairman." "Adam, is for you." "Come on, party on the beach 4th of July!" "My balls in your face!" "Last call!" "Come on!" "No, no." "You come too, or try to escape!" "I. .." "I went to bed at 7 am." ""It's Sunday morning." "I hate to have fun! "" "Jesus Christ!" "It is good that has good plans if not the beach." "Do you know where you are?" "Paradise." "Right." "It is Paradise." "Island random all Tampa strippers." "As I so lucky?" "Best party of all." "I was literally thinking about it just now." "Hi, Cat!" "Look." "Wow!" "What are you doing here?" "You know me." "Making new friends." "Good to see you." "You." "How are you?" "Well, this is Brooke." "Hi, how are you?" "Brooke." "Joanna." "Hi, nice to meet you." "Pleasure." "I loved her bikini." "Thank you." "This is a tattoo?" "What is the meaning of it?" "It means that I did when he was 17." "It's crazy." "I hear you studying Psychology and I thought ..." "You did what?" "Behavioral-analysis." "It." "It makes analysis of behavior." "Must be nice." "Yes it is!" "I'm there during the week." "If you wish to appear." "In fact, She is the brother of the boy." "You mean, sister." "Sister." "Another Tattoo?" "Is." "Want to drink?" "Want a drink?" "Nice to meet you." "You!" "What?" "Normally I do not like blondes," "But she is beautiful!" "It is, but it is not like that." "You are not order it?" "No." "I did not say that, but she is a little nervous." "It's just for sex, need not take her to dinner." "Not going to happen." "She's kind of dinner, is what I'm trying to say." "Alright." "If you decide to share ..." "You can change your mind if you have nothing to do." "You know my phone." "And you know how much I love dinner." "Yes, I ..." "You can leave." "I started to turn Ens before." "East, but if I do it all again, nor would the college." "I mean who does not believe at school?" "Damn the school." "When I have children, I put it in front of the TV, and make him watch "Mad Men" all day." "Teach you about actions, good investment and the like." "I guarantee that when He has 18 years, the damned will be surrounded by money." "You know, I do not understand why not do it." "Known, from the point of view investment." "So is the country face:" "the U.S., the people." "I hope to have children one day." "No problem, you can visit us when you want, in one of our 3 houses with swimming pool." "Hey, if you want, I can get the phone from Dallas for you." "He is beginning to give life advice, and I think that can be very good for you." "I mean, I saw the connection between you two ..." "Sorry, I ..." "Right?" "You also felt?" "What was that?" "He just comes out talking nonsense ..." "No, no ..." "They talk nonsense from time to time." "No, do not bother me." "I just want to decide and drop off." "I understand, neither do idea of ?" "what I want for life." "No." "How is the stage it all makes sense." "The way you dance and how they treat you." "Wait a minute." "Looks like someone was there." "Good to know." "It is." "This feeling should be crazy." "I understand that." "I understand why you do it for so long." "But Adam is different." "More than that." "He had a scholarship football." "A year ago, he basically ruined everything having an argument with coach within 1 hour the first day." "It is his face." "Is." "I do not know." "I'm just trying to understand ..." "Why strip." "Why?" "It's easy." "What do you mean with "easy"?" "You want the truth?" "Right." "Are you ready?" "I." "He is 19 years old." "Women, money and fun." "It should be." "I take care of it." "Right?" "Okay." "So, come tonight?" "No." "It will come-yes." "No!" "You said you liked it!" "It does not mean I'm going again!" "I will not!" "I've seen!" "I've seen, I've seen enough." "Do not do it." "Do not do it." "I do not ..." "He did it alone." "I just brought it home." "Hey, okay?" "Thank you." "He is completely crazy." "Hey Hey, man." "It was bad." "Okay, see you later." "Even more, man." "Hey, thank you." "Thanks for bringing it back." "I said I care for him, not spoken?" "Take care of yourself." "So ..." "How's college?" "You are good!" "Good ..." "I'm sorry, I did not understand." "Can you repeat?" "Social Studies ..." "Sociability ..." "You said "social studies"?" "I'm sorry." "What is it?" "I'm in grade 1 or something?" "No, no ..." "No?" "Psychology." "So, how far to finish Psychology?" "I have 6 more weeks ..." "Really?" "6 weeks?" "Yes." "And then I become a certified psychologist." "I'm really excited, you know?" "This is important!" "Is." "I'm not paying for these their visits." "I feel bad to ask for his money." "See you when I am primed, so ..." "It is not so bad." "Then you will ..." "Yeah, and you, you ask too many questions, is not it?" "You papeador tonight." "Papeador." "Papeador." "The questions are I think the interest." "Where-are-interested." "Really?" "No need to talk, only be beautiful." "Really?" "Can you tell again, how?" "Look, I'm going out now okay?" "You call me?" "Even more." "It going." "I do not like to mess with it, then these guys do everything, you know?" "Interesting." "I know the guy." "Robert-Kiya ..." "Kiyasaki, right?" "Kiyasaki." "The same." "One minute, please." "Silence, quickly?" "Hey, everyone!" "Shut up, dammit!" "You are in front of me, man." "I'm sorry, man." "Excuse me." "Thank you." "I have an announcement to make." "It is for you too, Tarzan, come on, out of the shadows." "I spoke this special night long, and now tell you why." "Despite Hurricane that spoiled our view beautiful afternoons, the Lord blessed the kings of Tampa, can you give me an "amen"?" "Amen!" "Yeah!" "We talked a lot the market, waiting for the right time." "Waiting time to increase make the show overall." "From September 1, we will no longer the kings of Tampa." "No, sir." "We will be ... great kings manly ... 400m ² ... more expensive in the region Miami Beach, dammit!" "Big Dick, that, man." "Continue exercising!" "Are you ready for the big ones?" "Are you ready?" "Yeah, thank you, Tobias!" "I'm ready, man, go!" "Boy!" "You'll love it, man." "Thanks, man." "I love you, now." "Tarzan." "He knows he has no trees large enough for you!" "That's it!" "My boy, Mike." "The Moon is a step brother!" "A step." "It's about time, man!" "And we do this?" "Surely, man." "Our time has come." "Right." "Yeah." "Nor could dream this without you." "We together and as we always say." "7.5% and an entire show are yours." "I meant 10%, no?" "Congratulations, kid." "Thanks, man." "Hey, you know ..." "If you would like this ..." "Can enter." "Mike is not interested." "You can help." "It will be worth." "It is, of course." "Good." "Talk to you later beauty?" "Who is it?" "Come on." "I do not think need it." "Hey babe, how are you?" "No, I do not know." "I'm at this party ..." "It's getting boring I want to leave." "How about I go there and get you?" "Can I bring a gift." "What?" "I bought something." "Come on, you ..." "Right." "Alright." "Call you later." "He's hungry." "I'm hungry." "He liked you." "Hey." "Sorry." "Hey, man." "What do you ask?" "After continued." "Angels or demons?" "Angels." "Angels ..." "Are you sure you want this?" "You'll love." "It'll be a lot of money, man." "Lots of money." "Where were we?" "You are very good." "You're beautiful." "The tits of my wife are amazing, no?" "What?" "I said that the teats My wife is amazing." "Yes .." "See for yourself." "Are you kidding?" "Of course not." "See!" "Feel it, are unbelievable." "Come." "No problem, go ahead." "They are true, I swear." "Are the same." "See?" "Are you okay?" "No problems here, man." "I love you." "No, man, I love it." "I fucking ..." "I love you, man." "I want you feel special, so ..." "And I love you ..." "I love you too." "AUGUST" "What do you think?" "Is it yours?" "Sure it's mine." "It's your face." "Come on, come on." "Let's celebrate." "Come on!" "Come on!" "I look like a dog?" "What?" "I look like a dog?" "Do not say that." "Let me tell you something for you." "So ..." "Then produce the stripper show?" "The most administers?" "I am an entrepreneur, in fact," "I make furniture, I put some roofs, let some details aside, but, in general, I tailored furniture." "Tailored furniture?" "Then you should be good with his hands." "I did not say that." "I said yes." "But I have said." "Good for me." "It is quite something." "Yes, yes." "What if you could do something that will let you really happy?" "Happy?" "Yeah, forget the money." "Something on the beach, somewhere where I could do something new." "Really?" "Yes." "Really?" "Tables and chairs?" "I'd do it all." "But working with mobile ..." "There are already falsification enough in the kitchens." "I have no one that makes custom furniture." "I do." "Okay, is in the business?" "I'll be, so that banks let me make the loan." "I save for 6 years, and why you think I'm" "Strip this business?" "I do not know when I have U.S. $ 13,000, will roll." "U.S. $ 13 000?" "Several notes of $ 1 ..." "It has some $ 5." "Without notes, $ 20?" "You do not want to know what I do for a $ 20." "Is." "I do not care." "Let's drink and I'll show you." "No, no, everything is fine." "So ..." "Miami?" "Do not be upset." "I am not upset." "I'm not saying what to do, just do not like it." "You .." "Just to clarify, you followed my advice?" "Why?" "Do not tell you what to do?" "It." "No, not a choice." "I'm just saying that you can be something that I told you." "Want some credit?" "We are fighting?" "It is our first fight?" "Come on." "Let's make up." "I do not like to see it so." "I do not want to see her upset." "Go have fun in Miami." "Just try not to forget of normal people, those people living in the light of day." "That there are vampires." "Right." "So you're not a vampire?" "No, I'm not." "This changes everything between us." "He thought we were vampires?" "Yes, I thought it was common." "Want to go out for dinner one of these days?" "Just eat something ..." "As a date?" "There, except you call it that." "I do not know." "What?" "That guy is better?" "Paul and I are working things out." "It would be ..." "He also wants to offer an opinion?" "I am not a game for strippers friends of my brother." "Sorry." "Who said something?" "He was talking about talking, be friends, nothing more." "If you want to talk, let's talk ..." "You are giving up my sister?" "No, but if you were?" "What would you do about it?" "I?" "Nothing." "She would." "Oh my God." "Come on, do another." "One more." "Come on, man!" "I'd love to, but not enough time." "We have a story at night." "I know." "A history?" "Yes, criminals will hold, and other things ..." "Adam, I know what is going on here." "I'll be a cop and will do so ..." "You ..." "Have a great time." "We must stop fighting well." "Let's stop fighting." "Turn around to go back, I have the keys, remember?" "You do not have them." "Damn, she has the keys." "I got the keys." "Yeah, she's on!" "Good evening." "You live here?" "Yes." "What's your name?" "Kim." "You can get away, please?" "We have received complaints drinking and lower noise." "Gentlemen, are all higher here?" "I think we need verify some identities." "Come with me here, please." "Girls, all are higher?" "Yes." "Yes?" "It is definitely not." "What year were you born?" "September 20th, I'm 19." "19?" "It was what I thought." "Place your hands on the wall." "Sit down, let's take a moment." "Spread your legs, please." "Do you have any sharp object with whom I can hurt me?" "No." "Great." "Because I do." "Is giving ecstasy to my girl?" "I asked if he gave ecstasy my girlfriend." "Get out." "Right." "Get out, get out." "Come on!" "Come on!" "Out of the way." "What are you doing, man?" "What are you doing?" "Giving drugs to girls they do not know." "Shit." "Lucky you, we left there!" "I forgot my backpack, need to go back." "Fuck your backpack, not return." "All drugs are there!" "Fuck the drugs, will have to overcome." "Dude, I bought the drugs to earn extra with them." "What are you talking about?" "Why he gave you that?" "How many?" "I do not know, man." "A 100-tablets." "That's $ 1000 dollars." "You must pay each." "Fuck, man." "Fuck it." "Guess what?" "How well-fuck?" "We-equal, man." "Dallas will give us some all in Miami." "No need to worry Tablets with a lost." "Damn, that was crazy." "You are flirting with her?" "No, nothing like that." "My God." "What are you doing here?" "Hi!" "I thought I had left the city forever." "I decided to stay." "Great." "What's up, dude?" "Mike, nice to meet you." "Ryan also." "Ryan is my boyfriend." "What?" "Are you kidding?" "I go to the bathroom." "No, you need a time to talk." "Already in my time, anyway." "Nice to meet you." "See you there." "Okay ..." "Right." "Apparently, nobody likes you." "Right." "Alright." "It was good to see you." "Our !" "Look who showed up!" "What happened?" "It was nothing." "Fucked me." "I'm sorry." "Fucked me." "I'm sorry." "That's all I have to say?" "I do not know." "You really want to discuss?" "Apparently, not sold." "Yes, sorry." "I forgot to charge ... money while playing beer bottles at us." "It's the last thing I need my reputation before my big move." "Sorry, we're fucked with his reputation?" "I know is our reputation" "What are you doing the difference for you, right?" "What the fuck you say, Mike?" "You were 20 meters from me." "You heard me." "You better contain old friend." "Nobody is untouchable on my team." "Except you, right?" "Old friend?" "Think you can now go and fend for himself?" "Can not move me, Dallas." "I walk out that door, right now, and achieve more than 7.5%." "Sorry, used to be 10%." "But do not leave." "He never left." "And will not." "Why not." "I can not?" "Right." "Then you have to deal ... with what you have." "What the hell is happening?" "One package that gave me ... gone." "It has been." "A long time ago." "Sorry about that." "Have to take care of it." "I-solving." "Alright." "Need-solving." "Let go of me, dammit." "Being old does not mean nothing here." "You are worth the money Plucking of scholarships and knows it better than anyone else!" "Whether a percentage better?" "Invent something new." "Not getting any younger." "What the fuck are you doing?" "I need you to dress sailor today, man." "I have 4 tables wives Navy, replace it." "I do not know ..." "I'm accepting his advice." "I'll do something new." "Since I am not getting younger, you know." "Does the astronaut." "Againstthesky-andhe..." "Are you all, Mike" "Let's get stoned tonight." "Mike" "Openthedoor." "Openthedoor." "Mike." "Right." "Wait a minute." "Hi." "Hi." "Did you have fun last night?" "What?" "Did you have fun last night?" "Yes, What?" "Adam is here?" "I left some messages strange voice, looked like it was pretty crazy and now do not think." "You can enter." "Okay." "Legal." "Where is he?" "It should be up there." "You are with someone, however, so ..." "Do you know ..." "Take your time." "Adam?" "Adam." "Is he okay?" "Stop it." "He's fine." "What the fuck he did?" "I do not know." "Openyoureyes,man ." "What the fuck did you do with my brother?" "He is breathing." "Alright." "Let go of me, Mike!" "Let go of me!" "I will kill you, damn it!" "He'll be fine." "He's not well." "Calm down." "No." "Shut up!" "Shut up!" "We make mistakes." "Shut up." "I see you, Mike." "Think you're all right, all is well, but I see you." "Need to relax." "You are acting like crazy." "No." "It's a male stripper with 30 years of shit." "Right." "Why not leave?" "No problem." "Wake up, Adam." "Wake up, dammit." "Come on." "Come on." "Adam, my God." "Wake up." "Stop it." "Let me ..." "No!" "My brother, my choice." "No." "Let me please upload it." "I can not do this, Adam." "You hear me?" "Hey,that'senough!" "What the fuck?" "Get out of here!" "Hey!" "Hey!" "Go get fucked." "Sorry, sorry." "Go to shoeing, which are doing here, Tobias?" "I tried to call on your mobile." "Fuck my phone!" "What are you doing, man?" "Please." "I spoke not to no break, but do not work for me!" "Good job." "I'm sorry, they want the boy." "We are behind him." "So, break all here?" "Why do they want?" "He delayed the payment, right?" "And apparently, the deadline was today." "There were 100 pills!" "$ 1000, I think he paid." "That's what he said?" "100?" "It was a whole package." "A package!" "Son of a ..." "How much?" "US $ 10 000." "What?" "US $ 10 000." "How it ..." "Listen." "I do not know what it is, or if it is a boy, but it does not matter anymore." "You must be joking ..." "What I ..." "I can speak for him ..." "Until he finds out how to get rid of this ..." "I do not know, man." "The guys do not mess with ..." "With contracts, you know." "You know, if you want, I can speak with them and try another day." "And how does that help?" "He has nothing." "Look, I hate to see you doing it." "Just do not fuck over me, Sal" "Okay, but it broke his neck was an asshole." "Someone should talk to him." "You have done enough, no?" "I will speak with him, forget it." "I'm looking for Adam, he does not answer." "Okay?" "Yes, he's fine." "He does not live here anymore." "Where is he?" "Not sure." "Okay, just tell that I am looking for him if the check." "That sucks, you know?" "You know that, do not you?" "This is how we end it all?" "Really?" "I said all he had to say ..." "He had much to say yesterday." "There's nothing?" "Do not want to add?" "Do not let me speak yesterday, Then I will speak now." "Sorry!" "Sorry to spoil things, would not it." "I did not want to screw it up, I promised to take care of him, did not care, sorry about that." "The last person I ..." "I believe in you, and ..." "I know it's a good person." "Adam would ..." "What this will." "I just can not be involved this lifestyle ..." "There may be ..." "I am not my lifestyle!" "Is that what you think ..." "This is not ..." "I'm not ..." "I'm ..." "Magic" "Magic Mike I now talking to you?" "I am not my job!" "It's not who ..." "I'm not ..." "It's not what ... do!" "It's what I do, but it is not who I am!" "I am not alone ..." "So I want to go to Miami, I do not want to be an old stripper." "Want to own something, I ..." "I tried that shit of time ..." "So do not believe in anything I'm saying?" "At this point, no?" "Nothing I ..." "Do not believe in anything?" "Mike, I think that is the question is:" "do you believe?" "I just think Miami will be a bigger and better version of it." "Good luck to you." "If you believe it, good luck." "And to Adam, too." "But I'll stay here." "I want to thank for the money ..." "I know how meant for you." "Especially for all you wanted to do." "I. .." "pay it all back, every penny." "Learn it." "Right." "Hence, 20 years, you must be dead, but I can look back and look at everything we did together, man." "Damn!" "Look who I was 3 months ago." "And look at today." "Look what I am now." "I can not thank enough." "Shit, man." "I was nowhere." "I have ... money, sex can with whom I want," "I am free, thank you." "I'm having my best moments, and we have our best moments ..." "Miami." "You can smile, then?" "You can look at me?" "I only have one more thing to say ..." "A toast to my best friend, the guy who gave me more in life than I could have asked ... and our future." "CoverGirls..." "The first that appeared in my life" "Ina way, turned all my wives" "SoI 'mtellingyou" "CoverGirls" "Althoughwehavetogo, needtoknowsomething" "No matter how to love me" "Iloveyoumore" "Iloveyou more than need twotimes,rememberthis" "Knowthatif Icould do something, I would" "Andthat'sforsure" "CoverGirls..." "Do not believe it was dancing." "The lone cowboy." "Do not know if it will work." "Hail the king!" "It was amazing!" "I made them go up and cavalgarem!" "Stop it." "You still know how to dance!" "I melt out there, dammit!" "That's it!" "Where is Mike?" "He's gone." "Mike!" "It should have gone pee, back soon." "Mike was gone." "He's gone." "I saw it coming the back door." "Hey, Mike!" "Get back here!" "He'll be back, man." "Right ..." "Come here." "Devastated, man." "Are you ready, are you?" "Yes, I'm ready." "This is how it is." "Yeah." "It is now that things begin to improve." "Come on." "Ken is in, Mike out we will destroy this place and then go to Miami." "Okay,girls..." "They are ready to burn her panties" "We make fire and we will make it rain" "Makeitrain,baby!" "arereadyto spend?" "Here, the last time, this stage ... the sole and exclusive ..." "King of the Elements!" "What are you doing here?" "You will not lose the presentation?" "I can ..." "I have something to tell you." "Okay, okay." "Come in." "Look, I just came here to say ..." "Before you say something, need to know that when you have come sooner," "Adam had told me what you did for him." "And it was a lot of money," "And not have to do that." "I did for him." "Nor was why I came, I just ..." "I do not think to Miami." "Really?" "Is." "I'm tired." "What will you do?" "I do not know." "I think I need a new plan." "Whether ... eat something and talk about it?" "Like a date?" "Well .." "What does Paul say?" "Paul can no longer say anything about it." "I finished with him." "I'm happy with that." "Not as much as I do." "What a good thing." "In this case, I'd love a breakfast." "I'll find a nice place." "The thing is, I'll just to a place." "It is my favorite." "They have the best nuts, know what to ask, I'll ... and the food is already on the table." "They will also help you, pancakes, waffles, whatever you want." "I want waffles." "Come ask." "The problem is not open until 6am." "That's seven hours away." "So ..." "What could we do to 7 hours?"

"Previously on Californication..." "You know, the weird thing is, my husband's dead, and I'm numb." "How the fuck you doing, Moody?" "My dick don't work no more." "A man can only shoot so many loads in a lifetime." "I mean, literally, you can run out." "We need one pound of your best Peruvian blend." " We will be on our way." " I like that suit." " Take it off." " What about your old lady?" " What about her?" " What about her needs?" "Wives are different." "They don't rub themselves raw like we do." "I know my husband fucks around on the road, but we have an agreement." "I've been wanting to talk to you." " Regarding?" " An extramarital affair." " Oh, my." " I'm still in love" " with her, Stu." " Me too." "But I will pay you to not pursue Marcy any longer." "This is a fucking disaster." "What the fuck are you guys talking about?" "It's a rock opera with the tone of my book." "It's bollocks." "It doesn't have any heart, and you have a huge heart." "Oh, I just had me an assgasm." "Oh." "Hank. ♪ Hank" "Good morning, sunshine." "Your work is delightful." "Great job on the rewrite, Hank." "It really puts a smile on the face." "I love a good musical." "Warms the fucking cockles." "What the fuck are you doing here?" "The missus caught me eating one of her chocolate bars out of the cleaning lady's vagina." "That's disgusting." "No, it was delicious." "It was Marilyn Manson's idea." "Once upon a time, according to rock legend, mind you, Mick Jagger was caught eating a chocolate bar out of Marianne Faithfull's warm, gooey center." "Bowie was there too." "Of course now they all swear it never happened." "But I felt like I should try it at least once." "I'm actually surprised it's taken me this long." "By the by, Atticus, just any idea how long you might be staying?" "I hadn't really thought about it." "It could be quite a while, though." "She was fucking furious." "Almost cut my dick off." "Is this gonna be a problem, Runkle?" "No." "I just-- you know, I thought you might be more comfortable at a hotel." "Why would I be more comfortable paying for posh lodgings when I can stay with my manager?" "For free." "Makes sense to me." "Tell me, will..." "Krull be staying too?" "Of course." "He's my road manager." "Anytime I leave my house," "I'm technically on the road." "Krull gets me from point "A" to point "B"" "and knows where to find all my favorite creature comforts along the way." "Where's the shitter in this place?" "Ooh." "Yeah, go easy, big fella." " Low-flow toilets." " Hey." " We should have a party." " Why?" "I'm newly single." "You've just had a major creative breakthrough." "We should fucking celebrate." "One should mark such fucking milestones." "You know, that's not really a bad idea, Hank." "The last big party I had here was filled with smelly leather boys." "Couldn't really wash the stink off the joint." "Okay, well, where's the master?" "I'm gonna rest up for tonight's shindig." "Follow the Krull." "Oh, and, Runkle, can you get a piano delivered?" "And make sure there's heaps of alcohol and cocaine and Mars bars and Astroglide." "Brilliant work, Hank." "I'm gonna go put this under my pillow and do some dream-writing." "But first I must masturbate myself to sleep." "♪ Californication 6x08 ♪ Mad Dogs and Englishmen Original Air Date on March 17, 2013" "== sync, corrected by elderman ==" "Moody." "Eddie Nero." "As I live and breathe." "Can I have a go?" "I'd very much like to tackle Hank." "No, no." "That's my thing." " I'm gonna do it." " Do what?" "Continue my great tradition of bringing your words to life." "This time on the boards in front of the footlights." " Can you even sing?" " Can I sing?" "I don't know." "Can you?" "♪ We know we belong to the land ♪" "♪ and the land we belong to is grand ♪" "♪ and when we say ♪ yow" " ♪ yip-ay-yo-ay-yay ♪ yow" "♪ we're only saying, you're doing fine, Oklahoma ♪" "♪ Oklahoma, O.K." "♪ L-a-h-o-m-a" "♪ Oklahoma" "Is there anybody alive out there?" "I got serious douche chills running up and down my spine." "I'm also a little hard, I have to admit." "I'll bet you are." "Can I see it?" "No, can I see it?" "No!" "Hey, pussy fart, how you doing?" "Eh, all right, Eddie." " How about yourself?" " I heard you came out recently." "For a short time, yes." "He almost took a man in his mouth." "I took a man in my mouth once." "Yes, we know, Eddie." "I engineered that orgasm." "My hands, mouth, feet." "I watched his jism form a slimy St. Louis Arch in the air before landing comfortably on the rug in the Lincoln bedroom." "You performed fellatio in the White House?" "Shh, it's not appropriate, but yes." "I had an experience with a gent once." "He was quite pretty." "Showed up in the backstage area." "Fooled the road crew." "Sure as hell fooled me." "He gave a lovely blow job." "I reached into his knickers, felt what I initially thought to be a slightly oversized female clitoris, but, no, it was a gentleman's short, but quite broad penis." "I thought to myself," ""What would Bowie do?"" "And then I gave up and got security to beat him senseless." "And then I felt sorry for him and let him blow me again." "Holes is holes when all's said and done." "That's exactly what I always say." "I have big news." "Tonight I'm gonna make love to a woman." "Oh, well, maybe we should alert the media." "Entertainment Tonight or maybe National Geographic." "Well, I have been celibate for quite some time now." "I thought that I'd lost all my loads." "But they came back, and if I'm going to star in a traditional love story, I need to remember what it's like to come again with a woman." "And, by the way, what's the deal with this party?" "'Cause seems like it's a little bit of a sausage fest." "Yeah, Runkle." "Where are the girls?" "I'm sorry." "What do you mean?" "I said we should have a party." "Did you expect me to send out the fucking invites, you senseless wanker?" "And what about the drugs?" " Where are the drugs?" " Okay." "Atticus, well, we had good luck with the chocolate bars and the Astroglide, but there was a little bit of a problem with the drugs." "Fuckin' fuck, Runkle." "Jesus." "Aah!" "Was that a banana?" "I want drugs." "I want some fucking girls and some fucking drugs." "Drugs." " Whoo!" " Hey." "Hi." " Hank Moody." " Boom." "Hey." "How's my suit?" " It's aspirational." " Ah." "Gonna fit in that fucker one day." "Excellent, exce-- good luck with that." "You know, you don't have to be so fucking snarky." "Slow and steady wins the race, asshole." "I'll fit in that suit before you grow your fucking hair back." "Boom!" " Frank." " Widow." "Come here." "And if it isn't the bloody warlock who turned me bum into the happiest place on earth." "I've missed you, you dirty, bald bastard, you." "Nice to see you, Trudy." " How you been?" " I've been well." " I've been well, you know." " Good." "Thinking about finding me a new husband." "Oh, really?" "Tony left me in financial shambles." "You know." "I mean, we spent it as fast as he made it." "I don't know if he's marriage material, but Eddie Nero right over here is looking to bust a big, fat load after being celibate for quite some time." " Really?" " Maybe you two could help" " each other out." " Oh, no." "He's a little too pretty for me." "And he poops on people." "Blue eyes poops on people." "You're into the scat-play, huh?" "Poop!" "It was a phase but a messy phase." "I've been there once or twice." "I have." "Real messy." "Speaking of dirty, what do you say, Popeye?" "You ready to bust one out of the chamber, so we can sit back, relax, and enjoy the party?" "Don't mind if I do." "Yay." "Attaboy." "Poop, poop." "♪" "Stop." "Don't stop." "Stop." "I'm almost done." "Fuck." "This is good, Hank." "Almost makes me want to jump your bones." "Almost?" "What else" "I got a typewriter right here." "Damn." "Thank you." "Well, your thoughts, and the kind, thoughtful, long-legged manner in which you chose to express them, had much to do with the end result." "Well, it leaves you with the same feeling that a real great song does." "Sadly, I think my work here is done." "What?" "No more sexy time?" "Say it ain't so." "Well, too much leads to too much." "Sooner or later, someone gets hurt." "Yeah, well, you're right." "You should probably do your best not to fall in love with me." "I wasn't worried about me." "No, no, be careful." "I have a tendency to take root in the hearts and minds of those who initially find me off-putting." "It's a small, but loyal group." "Well, everything put together falls apart, Hank." " Paul Simon." " Very good." "No, that was easy for me." "Know why?" " Why?" " 'Cause I'm old as dirt." "Oh." "Oh, come here." " You're not so old." " Oh, sweet talker." "Oh, my back." "My back." "Oh, jeez." "I've never been sodomized in a child's nursery before." " What fun." " That's odd." "Oh, hey, you two." "Hey." "Oh, this is Trudy." "This is Marcy and Karen." "This is Trudy, and Trudy was recently widowed." "It's true." "I was." " Yeah, my hubby O.D.'d." " Oh, sorry." "But Jean-Luc Picard here has been keeping me company." " Jean-Luc Picard." " Right?" "He's not too big in the lap, you see, but he's enthusiastic, if you know what I'm saying." "Yeah, I know what you're saying." "Hey." "I thought you said they weren't coming." "They said they weren't coming." "Here they are." " Good." " Yeah." "We got bored, we smoked weed, and we wanted to meet Atticus Fetch, yeah!" "You should." "You should." "You should have sex with him." "Both of you." "He's single now, and he's quite good in the sack, you know." "A little lazy when it comes to the oral return favors and such." " Unlike the ass whisperer here." " That's me!" "He gives as good as he gets, he does." "Oh, that's not exactly my experience." "Hey." "Have you ever done Atticus before?" "Uh, no, I have not had the pleasure." "We should do him together." "We could." "Or we could go get a drink right--right now." "Whatever you think, love." "Marcy, let me introduce you to Atticus." "No." "Allow me." "Okay." "Whichever one." "Lead the way." "I see you have a new friend." "Yes, and she's--and that's what she is, a friend." "She's a lovely young woman who has helped guide me creatively." "Right." "I'm sure." "Sort of a Florence Nightingale in your time of need..." " Oh." " Kind of thing." "Well, you know what, I'm happy to see that I can still get a jealous rise out of you." "But you just say the word, and I will stop the world and melt with you." "Yeah, I said that." "Oh." " You remember Eddie." "Karen." " Hi, hey." "Karen, you remember Yusuf Nero?" "Of course." "The last time we were together, you were seeing that handsome African-American fellow." "No, that was just a phase, like you pooping on people." "I had a feeling that was a passing thing." "A milk chocolate mandingo fantasy." "Perfectly normal." "You're entitled." "Particularly after the hell that this lunatic's put you through." "Oh, okay, well, speaking of lunatics, you know, Karen was recently married to a pansexual loon named Richard Bates, the writer." " You know him?" " Are you kidding me?" "He's the man I took in my mouth." " Of course he is." " Richard Bates." "He wrote the definitive draft of John, the Michael Mann movie that won me the Academy Award for Best Actor, but it's not about the kudos." " It's about the work." " Of course not." " Karen." " Mm-hmm." "It has been many years since we've seen each other, and yet you have not aged a day." "Your stems, your hindquarters remain glorious." "Your skin is flawless." "You are a beautiful woman." "Well, thank you, Eddie." " You will do perfectly." " Whoa, whoa." " Watch it, Nero." " Eddie needs my help." "Your effluvium is delightful, a rare vintage." "Come, allow me to seduce you." "Now fuck off." "Go away." "Well, we tried." "Krull." "Sorry." "The one thing I know about Atticus is he loves his fans, and we've got a great, big one right here who would very much like to say," ""Hello."" "And what's this big fan gonna do with me?" "Hey, you." "I'm somebody's mother." "Yeah, but you're not mine, love." "How about a bit of suction?" "Allow me to handle this." "Hmm." "Allow me to handle this." "♪" "Well, it looks like we found the party." " Hello, girls." " Who is this?" "Oh, please, Atticus, let me introduce you" " to my ex-wife." " And mine." "And the mother of my child." "You were both married to this woman?" "Yes." "Yes, we were." "What the fuck's wrong with you?" "How much time do you have?" "Marcy." "Huge fan." "Finally." "A fan." "She loves the musicians." "She had quite a serious fling with Rick Springfield" " once upon a time." " Really?" "You were one of Jesse's girls, were you?" "Yes." "Yes, she was." "She even had the ringtone to prove it." "Why is it you never mentioned a fling with a major fucking pop star?" "I don't know, Stu." "Maybe it's because you're so fucking jealous." "Maybe it's because you need to be the only cock in town." "Maybe it's because I fucking love you so much, Marcy." " That is why." " Okay, well, it looks like this meet and greet is over." " Let's go, Marcy." " Yes." "Leave her" " with me." " Oh, that's probably not a good idea." "Yeah, we're happy to stay." "You're not actually my type." "I usually go for tall, leggy blondes." "But you're quite sexual, aren't you?" "She's incredibly sexual." "Built for speed, born to fuck." "Sinking into this woman is like swimming in a vat of exquisite oil." "Jesus Christ, Stu." "A vat?" "You make me sound like I'm all stretched out and shit." " Shut up!" " We had a nice sex life ourselves, you know." "It wasn't crazy or anything." " Ugh!" "Oy." " A finger up the ass every now and again." "A botched threesome or two, but it was quite familiar, comforting." "You have quite a fan club, don't you?" "Yeah, looks like I'm queen of the shit pile." "Go." "Get the fuck out of here." "Yeah." "Leave your ex-wife with me." "Oh." "We're gonna have a chat." "Okay." "Hey." "So you and Hank, huh?" "Once upon a time." "And you and Hank." "Sorta kinda." "Something." " He's really talented." " Yeah." "He's talented, but... he has a really hard time sustaining it." "Well, I don't know." "I think maybe he just needs to find the right motivation." "Oh, God, I so know where you're at right now." "You just see all this potential, right?" "Yeah." "Yeah." "Potential's exciting." "Yeah, it is." "But it's really hard to have a long-term relationship with someone else's potential." "Especially if that is what you're looking for." "I'd be careful if I was you." "And I kind of was you." "You're gonna get hurt." "♪" "Methinks you like this one, Faith." "What do you think?" "She likes him." "I can tell." "Who, Hank?" "Yeah." "I like him." "I like him as much as any guy that I choose to spend my time with." "I've seen you on the arm of lots of guys." "You seem to have a real connection with this one." "He's a good guy." "He's sweet to you." "Maybe it could be a real thing." "You do not have to live happily ever after with someone to make it real." "Oh, be good to yourself, Faith." "You deserve it." "Shut up and deal." "If I had to pick," "I would say Fetch Live, All Over Your Face because that one has all your hits." "That's lovely, dear." "So would you like to blow me, or would you prefer to have actual intercourse?" "God." "Jeez." "I don't know." "I hadn't really thought about it, so..." "That's cute." "Of course you thought about it." "Mm." "Do you want to go down on me?" "Mm." "I'd prefer not to." "It's a little bit intimate and also, to be honest, a little bit boring for me." "Of course, because I'm just another bang to you." " Yeah." " Not at all." "The knowledge that I'm giving you this gift, this opportunity to transcend your everyday suburban existence and have sex with a fucking rock star, thereby giving you a story to dine out on for years to come," "that's the fun bit for me." "I don't know, man." "This is just so fucked up." "I mean, just-- just take me, okay?" "I mean, that's what Rick Springfield would have done." "He just tore my clothes off and stuck it in, so just fucking do what you want, but just fucking do it already, all right?" "Just fucking go." "Go." "Hey, you guys." "Hey, did you read that Times article about the guy who did the thing, and then this other thing happened?" "I don't know about you, but I found it fascinating." "Hank, I am having an intimate moment with Karen, and I will not let you spoil it with your incessant verbal diarrhea." "What is it, Hank?" "Are you not getting enough attention?" "Where is he?" "Where's Atticus?" "I haven't the foggiest, my love." "Okay, well, I'm prepared to forgive him." " Why?" " Well, here I was, all pissed off, calling every divorce lawyer" "I know, and look what come in the mail." "Three, count 'em, three seven-figure royalty checks." "Oh, cool." "I'm so lucky." "My life's fucking amazing." "I mean, if he wants to eat a Mars bar out of some dirty skank's poontang, who am I to judge, hmm?" "Well, that is a beautiful rationalization, but I think in this case you have a right to be slightly miffed." "Oh, darling, it's just sex." "Why does everyone make such a big deal about it?" "Fuck if I know, dude." " Move." " Sorry, missus," "I can't do that." "Sorry, missus, I can't do that." "Hello, darling." "Oh." "Is all forgiven?" "You fucking fuckface." "Fuck!" "Are those my royalty checks?" "Get out of my way." "I'm sorry." "Ugh." "Come on." "Enough of this foolish cat-and-mouse game." "You are gonna fuck my brains out, and you're gonna fuck 'em out now." "No means no, you know." "You say no, but your cock here" " begs to differ." " No, don't listen to him." "He does not have decision-making authority." "Do you know what it takes" " to be a rock star's wife, Hank?" " No." "I have certain skills." "I know how to give the kind of sharp and focused head that cuts through the bullshit." " Sharp?" " Plenty of women out there all are licking lollipops." "They're lazy." "They're entitled." "They think just by putting it in their mouth, that's all they need to do, but you and I know" " that's just the beginning." " Right." "I know how to get shit done." "Now your cock's on the verge of making a decision, Hank." "What's it gonna be?" " Everything okay in here?" " Things are not as they seem." "Can you give us a fucking minute here?" " You don't want to do this." " I do." "No, no, no." "You love your husband." " I do." " Yeah." "These are not the droids you're looking for." "Fuck." "Ah, fuck." "Ugh, Jesus." "Whoo!" "Thank you." "That was perfect timing." "I had a feeling you might need a little rescuing." "Yeah." " What?" " Hmm." "Fuck." " I get it." " Sorry." "You should go." "Go, go, go." "Karen." "Karen, this is bullshit." "He poops on people." "Maybe not anymore, but he has in the past, and that is--that's a serious fucking character flaw." "They've been in there a really long time." "Maybe they're just talking." "You know, like we're just talking." "Sure." " Right." "Just talking." " Yeah." "My advice, just fucking move on, dude." "I'm not sure that's possible." "You can't begrudge your lady for going off with Eddie Nero." "Dude's fucking handsome." "Yeah, but Karen's not like that." "What kind of fucked up Madonna whore shit is that?" "What, just 'cause you love her, just 'cause she crapped out your kid, she's not entitled to bang a movie star?" "Well, sure she can, but that doesn't mean" "I can't be majorly pissed off about it." "Okay." "Then play it cool, man." "That's the move." "Never let the bitches see you sweat." "Moody." "That woman is amazing." "Ow!" "Not the face." "Never the face." "You hit me in my face." "That's a national treasure." "That's an act of treason." "Oh!" "Motherfucker!" " Come on." " I think I pulled a hammie." "Cocksucker." "Son of a shitty, fucking" "Now the drunken master." "Fuck, get away from my fucking table!" "God damn it." "Fuck." "Oh, shit." "Now it begins." "Okay, then." "Ladies and gentlemen, yes, I have an announcement to make." "I have fucked up this storied life something proper." "All my life," "I have loved exactly one woman with all my heart." "Have I fucked countless others?" "Yes." "Does that make me a bad man?" "I-I don't think so." "But, in the court of public opinion," "I am a scoundrel, a rogue, a rake." "Perhaps even a rapscallion." "But the fact is" "I can't live without you, Natalie." "Olly, no, put the fucking gun down." " Olly." "Put it down." " Olly?" "Really?" "Olly?" "Did you really think he was born Atticus Fetch?" "It's true, Hank." "I had to create Atticus Fetch." "And now I have to kill him before he kills me." "That doesn't make any sense." "No, it makes a lot of sense actually." "Yeah, he created a monster, and now he wants to kill the monster before the monster kills him." "I mean, I've felt that way myself." "I'm sure a lot of people have." "You're not alone, Atticus." "Um, I'm sure we can work it all out." "Wait, does that mean you'll take me back?" "Fuck no." "You're a lying, cheating, fucking scumbag." "Wah!" " Okay, I'll take you back." " Really?" " You will?" " We'll figure it out, doll." "I'm just gonna have to keep you on a very short leash." "That sounds good." "I like the sound of that." "That's what this boy needs, some discipline," " a little mother's discipline." " Mommy's discipline." "Okay, now, just give me the gun." "Give mama the gun." "Come on." "Come on." "There we go." "Ow!" "Why did you hit me?" "It's not even fucking loaded, you pussy." "Can you slow down?" "I don't know why you're so fucking angry." "I'm not the one who disappeared into the bedroom with that fucking weirdo degenerate." "You've got a fucking nerve to take issue with anything I do ever." "Yes, no, I-- you're right, but what am I supposed to do, just sit there and watch it happen?" "Karen, why the fuck did you come here tonight anyway?" "You know why?" "Because there's always this voice in the back of my head that says, "Maybe this time it will be different." ""Maybe the stars will align," ""and there will be this magic moment between us where everything will be okay again."" "But there's always something or someone in the way." "Karen, you want me not to see anybody else, just say the word." "But if you keep me at arm's length, what am I supposed to do, just sit around with a cock cage on and hope that you're gonna have some kind of epiphany about us?" "Do you honestly think that I care about you fucking someone else?" "If we're not together, I don't expect you to have taken some vow of celibacy." "It's just, when I see someone look at you the way that I used to look at you," "I fucking hate that." "It makes me sick to my stomach." "♪ And nothing else matters ♪" "And the worst part of it is that I turned into you tonight." "I-I don't want to be that person." "I don't want to start playing games and, like, trying to get back at you and trying to hurt you." "I don't want that either." "♪ For a different view" "♪ and nothing else matters" "== sync, corrected by elderman =="

"[PHONE RINGS]" "Hello?" "CHANDLER [OVER PHONE]:" "It's me." "I know you can't stand to be in the same room." "I just thought I'd try and apologize over the phone..." "[PHONE RINGS]" "Hello?" "CHANDLER [OVER PHONE]:" "Look, I never should've kissed your girlfriend, and I'm..." "[PHONE RINGS]" "Stop calling!" "CHANDLER [OVER PHONE]:" "Hey, hey, hey." "This is 92.3 WXRK K-Rock calling with our $1000 daily challenge." "All right." "What is the name of your roommate who is very, very sorry and would do anything...?" "Ugh, turkey." "Ugh, giving thanks." "Ugh." "Look, everyone, it's the spirit of Thanksgiving." "Are things with Joey any better?" "They couldn't be worse." "I spent eight hours calling him trying to get him to talk to me." "Oh, wow." "Eight hours." "So you could probably really use one of those plug-in telephone headsets, huh?" "Should we all expect Christmas gifts that can be stolen from your office?" "You shouldn't." "Speaking of Christmas since Monica and I are starting a new business and have like no money this year maybe we could do Secret Santa and then we each only buy one gift." "And there's the added mystery of, you know, who gets who." "Who gets "whom."" "I don't know why I do that." "[CROWD CHEERING ON TV]" "Oh, I'm gonna take a nap." "Turkey makes me sleepy." "We haven't eaten yet." "I know, but all that work you're doing to get it ready, and I just..." "Hey, did either of you pick Rachel for your Secret Santa?" " Because I wanna trade for her." " I picked her." "Oh, thank God, you want her." "Ooh." "Wow, why do you wanna get rid of her so badly?" "Because she exchanges every gift she gets." "It's, like, impossible to get her something she likes." "Come on, let's trade." "That's not true." "I got her that backpack and she loved it." "I remember how much she was crying the day that big dog ran off with..." "There was no big dog." "This sucks, because I already got her this briefcase and I had "R.G." put on it." " Her initials." " Oh." "Maybe you can give it to somebody else." "Oh." "Like Ross Geller." "Oh, you know what, though?" "It's a girlie briefcase." "Who cares?" "He works in a museum." "Hey, what time is it?" "The big game's about to start." "Ross and Joey aren't here." "You can watch the parade if you want." "Thanks." "MONICA:" "What is wrong with this freezer?" "Ow!" "Ow!" " God, what happened?" " Oh, my God, ice just got in my eye." "People are trying to sleep in here." "Monica got ice in her eye and it hurts." " Open it up." "Let me see." " Oh, I can't." "It really kills." "Well, maybe you should put some ice on it." " Ooh, it looks bad." " Maybe we should take you to a doctor." "No, my eye doctor is Richard." "I can't go to him when I don't have a boyfriend." "He's really picky about his patients." "Okay, you've gotta go." "What's his office number?" "Oh, like I remember his office number." "Speed dial 7." "Hi, yeah, I'm calling on behalf of Monica Geller's eye, and..." "Is Richard Burke in today?" "He's out of town." "Does she wanna see the on-call doctor?" " Yes." " Yes." "She's very excited about that." "It's so cool." "Till Monica gets back, it's like I'm head chef and I get to make all the decisions." "Hey, hey, I thought she told you to follow the recipe exactly." "Okay, get out of my kitchen." "All right, okay." "I think I'm making some progress with Joey." "When I went into the apartment, he went to his bedroom but he only slammed the door once." "I mean, yeah, he gave me the finger while doing it." "All right, I gotta call my mom and ask her a left-handed cooking question." "So listen, I picked Monica for Secret Santa but I'm getting her something for Hanukkah." "You wanna switch?" "Oh, you know what?" "I was trying to trade for, uh, ahem, well, you." "[CHUCKLES]" "Really?" "Wow, that's so nice." "What are you gonna get me?" "I don't know, R.G. I was thinking something girlie for your office." "Yeah." "Well, maybe Phoebe will switch with me." "Then you're gonna get stuck with Rachel, and she exchanges every gift she ever gets." "Oh, that's not true." "I got her lots of stuff she never took back." "Like?" "Like that gold necklace I got her last year." "When was the last time you saw her wear it?" "Well, she wore it all Christmas day and then, uh..." "Big dog?" " Hey." " Hey." "What are you doing?" "Sending back this stuff Chandler bought out of guilt." " Everything?" "Even the TV?" " No, I'm gonna put that in my room." "Listen, Joey." "I know what he did was wrong." "But don't you think you could hear the guy out?" "When you and Rachel were together if Chandler had kissed her, would you hear him out?" "That's a good point." "So how long you gonna punish him?" "Five years." "You've sentenced him?" "Hey, don't do the crime if you can't do the time." " But, Joey, the guy's your best friend." " No, was my best friend." "I don't know why you're pushing for him so hard." "With him out of the way as my best friend, there's a spot open." " Who, me?" " Yeah." "Wow." "I'm honored." "You know what I'm gonna do as my first act as your best friend?" "I'm gonna get you to talk to Chandler." "All right." "Oh, but if you weren't my best friend..." "Ah." "Oh, my God." "Is it really that bad?" "I walk in the room, and he won't even talk to me." "He just mumbles something in Italian." "And I know he only knows the bad words." "Hey, Gunther, have you seen Chandler?" "I thought you were Chandler." "But, um, one of you is over there." "Oh." "Hey, Joe." "[SPEAKS IN ITALIAN]" "I'll be right with you, okay?" "Thanks for coming in." "Oh, my God." "How cute is the on-call doctor?" "Oh." "So cute that I'm thinking about jamming this pen in my eye." "[MONICA CHUCKLES]" "[INTERCOM BUZZES]" "Dr. Burke will see you now." "Oh, no, no, no, not Dr. Burke." "Dr. Burke's out of town." "The on-call doctor will see me now." "Dr. Richard Burke is out." "Dr. Timothy Burke, his son, will see you now." "Ready?" "Hey, I'm sorry." "That..." " Where you going?" " My folks'." "Oh." "Uh..." "When you coming back?" "I don't know." "I might stay there for a few days while I look for an apartment." "What?" "Yeah, you know, at first I thought we could talk about this, work it out." "But seeing you two together, I don't..." "Hey, look, what do you want me to say?" "Do you want me to say I'll stop seeing her?" "It's not about her." "Okay?" "But seeing you two together just reminds me of what you did." "And I don't wanna live with someone who doesn't know what it is to be a friend." " So I'll see you." " Hey, look, I know what it is to be a friend." " I just..." "I screwed up." " Yeah, you did." "And that's why I'm leaving." "[CHICK DUCK SQUAWKING]" "Look, if you're not gonna stay for me, then at least stay for them." "Okay?" "They have had a very difficult year, what with the robbery and all." "When that guy was robbing us and I was locked in the entertainment unit for six hours do you know what I was doing?" "I was thinking about how I let you down." " Wow." " Yeah." "If I'd have known what kind of friend you were gonna be, I wouldn't have worried." " See you around." " All right, wait, come on." "Just wait one second." "There has to be something that I can do." "If we still had that unit I would get in there for six hours and think about how I let you down." "What?" "We got a box." "I remember the last time I saw you." "It was the morning I left for college." "You were just standing outside the Dairy Queen." "Heh." "Just probably waiting for it to open." "Gotta tell you, you look great now." " You look great too." " You're an excellent patient." "So how does it look?" "You've got a little scratch on your cornea." "You're gonna have to wear a patch." "Like a pirate?" "If that helps you." "Ahem." "So how long have you been working with your dad?" "Come on, one of us had to mention him." "I moved back here a couple months ago." "Ah." " Big family dinner tonight?" " Uh..." "MONICA:" "No way." "I was gonna have Thanksgiving at my girlfriend's." " Oh." " But we broke up." "Oh?" "She wasn't ready for a serious commitment." "Oh." "[IN PIRATE VOICE] So you made her walk the plank, aye, matey?" "You're not wearing the patch yet." "[IN NORMAL VOICE] I know." " He's coming here for Thanksgiving?" " I know." "It's sick." " Why is it sick?" " Because it's Richard's son." "It's like inviting a Greek tragedy over for dinner." "I mean, come on, Phoebe, you understand, don't you?" "Yeah, I could see where I'd be your best shot, but no." " Sorry, honey." "I think it's twisted." " Yeah." " What's twisted?" " Oh." "Me going out with Richard's son." "Ew." "Ew, ew, ew." "CHANDLER:" "It sounds like a really bad idea to me." "Is he okay in there?" "He's fine." "You know, if things work out between you and Richard's son you'll be able to tell your kids that you slept with their grandfather." "[CHUCKLES]" "Fine, judge all you want to." "But married a lesbian, left a man at the altar, fell in love with a gay ice dancer threw a girl's wooden leg in the fire, live in a box." "So, now, ahem, what exactly is the point of the box?" "Chandler?" "CHANDLER:" "The meaning of the box is threefold." "One, it gives me the time to think about what I did." "Two, it proves how much I care about my friendship with Joey." "And three it hurts." " Oh, hey, hey, uh..." " Hmm?" "Remember that necklace I gave you last year?" "Can I see it?" "Why?" "I just wanna check something." "Okay." "Now we'll see." "CHANDLER:" "Air hole!" "Air hole!" "Here it is." "I love it." "I wear it all the time." "The necklace I got you was gold." "This is silver." "Huh." "Well, maybe, it, uh it changed." "Oh, my God." "You actually exchanged it." "Isn't it better that I exchange it for something that I enjoy and I can get a lot of use out of?" "What did you get?" "Credit." "[KNOCKING ON DOOR]" "I'll get it, I'll get it, I'll get it." " Hi, Tim." " Hi." "Hi." "Thank you." "Come meet my friends." " This is Phoebe." " Hi, nice to meet you." " And Joey." " Hey." "TIM:" "Joey." "MONICA:" "My brother, Ross." " Hey." "MONICA:" "And Rachel." " Hi." "CHANDLER:" "Ahem." "[MONICA CLEARS THROAT]" " That's Chandler." "CHANDLER:" "How do you do?" " What's...?" " Um, well, he's, um..." "He's doing some thinking." "MAN [ON TV]:" "He's got it." " Yes!" " Yeah!" "CHANDLER:" "What happened?" " You kissed my girlfriend." "Ooh, I like those sunglasses." ""Like them" like them or "I'd like to get store credit for that amount" like them?" "[SPEAKS IN ITALIAN]" "All right, everybody." "This turkey is ready." " Where can I wash up?" "MONICA:" "Here." "Let me show you." "The towels are hanging next to the sink." "And you can use the fancy soap." "Ha, ha." "Thank you." "Fancy soap?" "I thought we were saving that for the Pope." "See?" "He's nice, right?" "Do you really wanna be in a relationship where you can actually use the phrase "That's not how your dad used to do it"?" "Wow, everything looks great." "Where should I sit?" "Saved you a seat." "Sick, sick, sick." "[KNOCKING]" "Oh, I'll get it." "CHANDLER:" "Gotcha." "[CHANDLER LAUGHS]" "That doesn't sound like thinking to me." "CHANDLER:" "Sorry." " I don't think you should be talking at all." "I think you got too much thinking to do to be talking and making jokes." "CHANDLER:" "Okay, okay, you got it." " Ross, could you pass me the yams?" " Sure." "Oh, and Joey's got the mashed potatoes if you want to exchange them." "Will you stop?" "What is the matter with you?" "Heh, heh." "We've got company." "There's nothing the matter with me." "See, I'm not completely devoid of sentiment." "See, I have feelings." "Okay, fine." "CHANDLER:" "You can't tell, but I'm trying to break the tension by mooning you guys." "All right, look." "If this is just a big joke to you, then forget about it, all right?" "This means something to me." "If it doesn't mean anything to you, then get out of there." "Otherwise, you're just an idiot in a box." "CHANDLER:" "You're right." "I'm sorry." "This means a lot to me." "I want you to be my friend again." "I swear I won't say another word tonight." " So you're gonna take this thing seriously?" "CHANDLER:" "Absolutely." "That sounds like another word to me." "Are you gonna take this seriously?" "Okay." "Don't say that I have no sentiment." "This is a movie stub from our first date." "This is an eggshell from the first time you made me breakfast in bed." "This is from the museum, the first time we were together." "Okay, maybe I exchange gifts sometimes, but I keep the things that matter." "I don't know what to say." "I'm sorry." "Though you're not supposed to take these." "It's like a million years old." "We actually..." "We have people looking for that." "Oh, this always happens." "Here, let me, um..." "Thank you." "You have very beautiful eye." "My friends all think this is weird." "I thought it was gonna be weird." "I almost called to cancel, but it really isn't." "I know." "I mean, it's like me and your dad, that's a totally separate thing." "Oh, I totally agree." "I mean, we're just two people who find each other very attractive." "Right?" " What?" " Nothing, nothing." "No, no, really." "Oh, was that not okay?" "No, no, no, that was good." "That was, uh..." "That was a good kiss." " Oh, my God." "It didn't remind you of my...?" " Oh, don't say it." " But it did, didn't it?" " Yes!" "Oh, man." "I know." "[BOTH SHUDDER]" "[MAN SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY ON TV]" "[SHUDDERS]" "[KNOCKING ON DOOR]" "I got it." "[JOEY CLEARS THROAT]" "Oh." " Hey." " Hey." " I want you to know how sorry I am..." " It's okay." "Chandler's the one I'm mad at, so..." "Well, I'm still sorry." " Is he here?" " In the box." "Chandler?" "Oh, he can't talk right now." "Why not?" "What's going on?" "He's trying to show Joey how much he means to him." " By being in a box?" " Joey had reasons." "They were threefold." "Oh." "Well, uh you not being able to talk might actually make this easier." "Listen, um..." "Listen." "I don't wanna be someone who comes between two best friends." "I just..." "I can't stand seeing what this is doing to you guys." "And I don't wanna be the cause of that." "So I don't think we can see each other anymore." "I'm gonna go to my mom's in Chicago." "I'm gonna stay there for a while." "I think this could have been something really amazing." "But, you know, this is probably for the best." "You know?" "I'm gonna miss you." "Goodbye, Chandler." "[DOOR OPENS]" "[DOOR CLOSES]" "Open the box." "RACHEL:" "What?" " He can still catch her." "Hey, come on." "Get out of there." "Get out of there." " So...?" " Yeah, we're gonna be fine." "Get out." " Yeah?" " Yeah." "You did some real good thinking in there." "I mean, this is..." "[MUMBLES INDISTINCTLY]" "Now go." "You could still catch her." "And merry Christmas from your Secret Santa." "All right, who got Chandler?" "Because I need to trade." "Oh, he sees her." "Aw, and he's catching up to her." "Oh, she sees him." " Oh, they're hugging." "RACHEL:" "Aw." "He's taking her purse." "Uh, that's not them." "I'm gonna go call the police." " Oh, there they are." " Where?" " Ah!" " Oh." "Aw." "All right, get a room." "[English" " US" " SDH]"

"I have the entire Labour Party behind me and the future cabinet." "Bjørn, I can't propose you." "You're a skilled politician, but not a leader of the nation." "You may still be minister of justice but as I see it, I fired you this morning in my office." " Is the PM going to help you move?" " I don't have a lot of stuff." "Happy birthday to you." " Let me book us a table." " Is your girlfriend okay with that?" " Cheers, Katrine." " Katrine?" "I didn't sign them." "I don't want to divorce you." "Subtitles downloaded from Podnapisi.NET" ""Ours is one hell of a victory."" " Thomas Nielsen, former leader of the Confederation of Trade Unions" "This weekend sees the opening of the cabinet seminar Our Common Future about the welfare state." "What is Denmark going to look like in the year 2020?" "How do we ensure welfare for our children?" "The welfare state has been a cornerstone of our self-image." "Something we've been proud of, and rightly so." "We have to look at what we can afford and what our priorities are." "Education is one of our top priorities." "We want to create the best school in the world." "How are we going to finance it?" "Through tough priorities." "We have to look at early retirement and cut down on it over time." "Aren't you tampering with some basic rights?" "Yes, but our social security net will catch those eligible for early retirement." "Don't use that phrase." "It sounds as if you see early retirement pensioners as losers." "The press is arriving." "Where should I send them?" " Two minutes." " Have them wait outside." "Bjørn Marrot is here, too." "He wants to talk to Birgitte." "I'm glad I made it." "Please don't mention early retirement." " The union movement is reluctant." " You said you cleared it with them." "Several of the leaders think they haven't had their say in it." " Who the hell decides your policy?" " I do." "And I don't condone it either." "Early retirement was one of our key issues, and we fought to implement it." "Please don't mention it, until we've talked the matter over." "It's the main financial source of the welfare package and when the press asks me about just that, what am I going to say?" "Birgitte." "We're on now." "What is your contribution to this coalition, Bjørn?" "GOVERNMENT Episode 13" " The Last Worker" "GOVERNMENT Episode 13" " The Last Worker" " That went well." " I avoided the issue the whole time." "You have be tough with Labour." "Marrot is married to the union movement." "It's where he came from." "He's the product of another age." "I have a meeting now." " Your ex-husband ..." " Tell him I'll call him back." " But he didn't call." " Birgitte?" " Phillip?" "What are you doing here?" " We need to talk." " It won't take long." " I'm late as it is." "Okay." "I've met this woman." "Cecilie." "I've tried to tell you a couple of times." "It's getting serious." " Good for you." "Why is this important?" " The kids are staying with me Friday." "I'd like them to meet her when we all go to the movies tonight so they can get used to the idea." "No, Phillip." "I think that's a very bad idea." "I don't want the kids to meet all your random girlfriends." "All my random girlfriends?" "I've known Cecilie for a long time." "I tried to tell you, but you refused to listen, unless it was serious." " And it just got serious today?" " She's part of my life." "I want the kids to meet her." "My answer is no." "If you intend to introduce them to Cecilie tonight " " I'm not handing over the kids." " Is that for you to decide?" " I'm their mother." "They're not ready." " Okay." "We'll wait." " Good." "Have a nice day then." " The minister of taxation called." " I'll call him back later." "You handled the press exemplarily." "I'm sorry you had to change strategy." " I wish Marrot knew where he stood." " He's doing his best." "It's hard to lead a three-party coalition." "And when Labour can't agree internally, it's close to impossible." "I don't have much time." "The PM sure seemed dodgy about how to finance the welfare package." "We're working on the final details." "How to find a couple of billion or ten can hardly be "the final details"." "I've got to go now." "Have you got the amendments to Our Common Future?" " Anything wrong?" " Wrong?" " Are you trying to avoid me?" " What makes you say that?" "We've hardly talked since my birthday." " And you avoid me at the paper." " I do talk to others at the Express." " I really have to go now." " How are things with Lotte?" "Fine." "We're happy." "Birgitte is on her way." "Did you see Marrot this morning?" "Never have I seen him more confused." ""In control" is not how I would characterise our leader." "His language skills are out of control, too." " I owe you a shrimp sandwich." " And two drinks." "Here." "I want to talk to you later." "I want to talk about this morning's episode." "On my way to the press conference Bjørn Marrot shows up and informs me of his new stance on the early retirement phase-out." "We need to get this straight." "I'm serious, Bjørn." "You can't just rob me of my mandate to speak on behalf of the cabinet." " I had to put my foot down." " Without discussing it with the party?" "It's my responsibility." "We never agreed to abolish early retirement." "We're not abolishing it." "We agreed on a phase-out." "Labour is agreed on this." "We are not going to touch early retirement." "Well, that's news to me." "Think you're agreed on that then?" "We're not agreed internally in the party, but we're behind our leader." "Okay." "We don't have time for this now." "Bjørn, I want to talk to you and Troels tomorrow." "My office at 4 p.m.?" "Let's turn to the agenda." "Not much of a story yet." "Let me see the other bit." "Nyborg held a press conference for 20 minutes without saying anything." "She's become a spineless career politician." "Her presentation fell apart when it came to how to finance the package." "I got some good shots of her scowling at her spin doctor." "Great, Kalle." "Are the two of you covering the government seminar?" "Yes." "I've got several interviews lined up." " That just got you the cab fare." "Well?" " Marrot is the talk of the corridors." "People are calling him useless." "Even sources within Labour." "Everyone's talking about it." "Something's cooking." "Let's do a story on it." "No, someone's just spreading malicious rumors." " We're not going to dish out the dirt." " The competition's on it." " I have to get this." " Since when are we above rumors?" "Since they were about Marrot." "The Express hasn't slammed him since Laugesen became boss." "Marrot is Laugesen's last ally in the party." "If we slam him, he loses his source in Parliament." "Damn!" "If I were you " " I'd find out who's spreading those rumors." "Marrot has been designated harmless ever since he was elected leader." "Who's got it in for him now?" "Kim's taking me home." "Phillip's going to the movies with the kids." "Kim's taking me home." "Phillip's going to the movies with the kids." "I want to send them off." "Can I ask you a personal question?" "Is there anything I should know?" "You seemed shaken after your talk with Phillip this morning." "That's got nothing to with it." "I'm upset because of Marrot." "Okay." "Just don't take your frustration about Marrot out on ..." " After his stunt I feel entitled to." " I agree completely." "But Marrot is under attack from several sides at the moment." " Don't come down too hard on him." " I'm going easy on him, believe me." "You should never browbeat anyone." "I miss the way it used to be, Kasper." " I miss Sejrø." " How is he?" "Better, but he'll never be his old self again." "I don't think he'll return to Parliament." " Have a good evening." " You, too." " Quiet day today?" " Oh yes, I spent most of it knitting." " Oven mittens?" " No, a hat." "Kim, I need to make a phone call." "This is Phillip." "Leave a message." "It's Birgitte." "I've been thinking ..." "I'm sorry I was so hard on you." "It's just that I'm under a lot of pressure." "But if you feel the kids are ready then of course they can meet your girlfriend." "Please bring her tonight, and let's show the kids that everything's okay." "I'm on my way home." "Come by whenever you're ready." "Know a good florist, Kim?" " Why are you shining up the house?" " But I'm not." "You never buy flowers for the house." "I do now and then." "Laura, have you heard from your dad?" " He may be bringing someone." " His girlfriend?" " You knew he'd met someone?" " I had a feeling." "When he was on the phone with her, he seemed happy and silly." "Hi." "Hi, champ." "The place sure looks nice." "You're alone?" "Didn't you get my message?" "Kids, grab your stuff." "We're in a hurry." "I've been thinking too, and you may be right." "I don't want to rush things." "Sure they can meet her." "I was just stressed out." "Sure?" "I'm not the first PM to have a change of heart." "Let's all meet." "Tomorrow afternoon?" "I can be home at 5:30." " Stop by for coffee." " Cecilie drinks tea." "Fine." "We have buckets of tea." "Call me when you're on your way." "You're taking that to the movies?" "What if you lose it?" " I won't." " Let's go." "Get your coat." "Bye, Mom." "Torben, I can't give you an exclusive." "We're talking about the next two years of Danish financial policy." "No, you're going to have to share this with the rest of the class." "See you." " Are you here?" " What?" "You're not here." "You're somewhere else." "These past weeks have been strange." "This government seminar is a big thing." "The challenge right now is preventing the cabinet from falling apart." " Okay, sure." " See you." "Look, Kasper." "Are you sure you want to move in with me?" " It doesn't seem like it." " I told you I want to." "I told you." "As soon as this is over, you and I are going to go away to a place with sunlight, beaches and cocktails." "A place where there's no excuse not to fuck five times a day." "Good morning." "Höxenhaven wants to know if we can meet with Marrot at 11 instead." "The meeting with Danish Industry was postponed, so it's no problem." "The papers for the seminar are on your desk." " Did he say why?" " Not a word." " Yes." " The minister of justice is here." " Show him in." " Sorry I'm late." "I don't know what's keeping Marrot." "I've been waiting ten minutes." " Jytte, please get hold of Marrot." " Let me call my secretary." "He's got a handle on it." "Troels speaking." "Any news about Marrot?" "Okay." "Well, tell him to call as soon as he gets back." "Marrot is at a meeting at the Mexican embassy." "He's had a lot on his mind lately, so ..." " Want to reschedule?" " No, you and I can talk." "I know you felt cornered at the press conference." "I share your stance on early retirement but being the deputy leader, I can't just say that openly." "Labour is an old party bound by other traditions than the Moderate Party." "I know it must be frustrating to have such a cumbersome partner." "Troels, is Marrot in bad standing in the party?" " Not that I've noticed." " Rumors are buzzing." "He heads the largest Danish party." "Rumors come with the territory." "Don't pay any attention to them." "Foreign Minister Marrot hasn't been a good representative for Denmark." "Foreign Minister Marrot hasn't been a good representative for Denmark." "Marrot's unfortunate choice of words on the BBC only goes to show we sure didn't "shoot the parrot" with our choice of foreign minister." "With this new deal we can say both Denmark and the rest of the EU have so to speak shot the parrot." "You spelled it wrong." "S-e-m-i-n-a-I spells "seminal" a far cry from "seminar"." "Believe it or not, the government isn't into anything seminal or anything of such a lewd nature." "Get it?" "You'd better have the new banners ready in 24 hours." "Say, Kasper?" "We're not behind them these foolish rumors about the foreign minister." " But they're in your interest." " Don't be narrow-minded." "The opposition doesn't always love everything that discredits the cabinet." "Tell Birgitte we're not the instigators." "Sorry, Lars, but I don't think the PM believes anything you say." "We all remember your little Afghanistan stunt." "That was pure strategy." "This is different." "If Bjørn were a poor minister, I'd topple him tomorrow." "But he's not." "He may be weak but he's a good man." "He and I go back 15 years in Parliament." "You should know I didn't start this." "It's not good form." "To mock his poor language skills or sloppy dress code is plain bullying." "I won't bully my way back into the PM's Office." "Give Birgitte my best." "Okay, Kasper." "Thanks." "I'm going home to work." " Have a good evening." " Hi, Bjørn." " Where are you going?" " Home." " What about our meeting at four?" " Höx moved it back to this morning." "We waited for you in vain." "I feel increasingly left out." "I don't want to interfere in your internal affairs." "But we have to be on the same page before the seminar." "You don't have to go overboard just because that woman is coming." "If you didn't leave your shoes all over the place, I wouldn't have to tidy up." " Hi, Phillip." " We're on our way now." " Go right here." " Here?" " No, go right." " Okay." "But you said ..." "You pointed to the left ..." "Sorry about that." "Birgitte?" "Hello?" " Hello?" " I'm sorry, Phillip." "I just can't get away from the office." " Well, why didn't you call?" "." " We'll have to do it another day." "Bye." "It's okay, Mom." "We can meet her another day." "Several papers question Marrot's skills as foreign minister." "One headline says he's "an embarrassment to Denmark. "" "At an American embassy function he didn't know what "black tie" meant so Marrot just wore a black tie and not a tuxedo." "The Conservatives and the Liberals say they aren't behind the rumors." "Could be someone from inside Labour." "Höxenhaven or Pernille Madsen." "They're so petty-minded." "But it's working, I'll grant them that." "First you humiliate your victim." "When you've got everyone laughing, launch the character assassination." "I bet we'll soon hear rumors of alcohol or fraud." "He'll have no allies left." "But that would harm Labour." "Höxenhaven's ambitions outweigh his loyalty to the party." "There's the pot calling the kettle black." " We could run the gay angle on him." " Michael?" " Let him feel the heat." " Isn't that just an urban myth?" "Nope." "I was privy to certain goings-on when we were abroad." " He's crazy about young guys." " Got any evidence?" " Not hard evidence." " Oh, so you took part?" " The guy's married." " That's no obstacle." "I'll be right in!" "Lots of nice married men stop by the gay park on their way home." " It's true." " We can't run that story." "Okay, let's run a positive story about Marrot." "He's hardworking, diligent and he attends all the meetings." "Get to work on it, Katrine." "See you later, alligator." " What, I'm a suck-up journalist now?" " Seems like it." "Yes." "Did you reschedule yesterday's meeting to make Marrot look bad?" " No." "It was all a misunderstanding." " What about the black-tie story?" "Why should I humiliate my own leader?" "I'm guessing the Liberals have launched the election prematurely." "I don't think to." " Is there a war raging in Labour?" " Everyone's behind Marrot." "We have an important government seminar tomorrow." "Our proposed legislative packages could change our welfare society." "That rather dwarfs the debate about Marrot's language skills and clothes." " Yes, of course." " Our meeting is over." " How are you doing?" " Okay." "Being hounded by the press isn't nice but it comes with the territory." "Bjørn, you're deputy PM and party leader." "You've got clout." "Throw it around." "You are aware the rumors could come from your own party, aren't you?" "Labour's reputation for internal strife never did us any good." "At this point Sejrø would have said that Caesar was killed by his allies." "I can't do anything about your internal strife." " You're on your own." " What do you want me to do?" "Sometimes you have to act resolutely when your position is threatened." "Make an example." "Regain respect." "We don't whip our members into line." "We prefer to engage in dialogue." "Thorsen is behind me." "We're going to appeal to the parliamentary group and the ministers." "No more renegading and disloyalty." "We're going to uphold the core values on which our party was founded." "One for all, and all for one." "That's us." " Thanks, Christoffer." " Here's your change." "You just had a guy with a law degree do your errands?" "Laura is meeting Phillip's new girl and didn't have any black clothes." "And it's got to be black!" "So, what does a single working mom do?" "Uses her personal secretary as a gopher." " Don't you have a meeting to go to?" " Marrot just postponed it." "Labour has some important issues to deal with." "I want this to stop." "I need the press to write about welfare and education instead of gossip." " Thanks." " Kasper, have you got a minute?" "I talked to the Foreign Ministry's permanent secretary this morning." "The mood is not one of contentment with the minister." "Many people at the ministry feel Marrot doesn't fit in." "It's only a matter of time before it explodes." "So someone "forgets" to tell him he should wear a tuxedo to make him look stupid." "You're saying the rumors could've been leaked from his own ministry?" "And I can't guarantee it won't happen again." "I'm looking forward to a good and rewarding seminar." "Thank you." " Please sit down, everyone." " Can't it wait?" "No, please sit down, Troels." "I'd like to make it clear that Labour is now agreed on the issue of early retirement." "I'm glad you're all agreed." "But I'd like to discuss early retirement." "How do you propose we finance the welfare package?" "By postponing the proposed industrial and agricultural subsidies in the Green Growth program." "We can't let the environment suffer just because you change your stance." "Well, raise taxes or cut back on education to make the welfare package cheaper." "That's out of the question." " Minister of Finance, any input?" " We had it all worked out." "We need to find 27 billion, if we leave early retirement out of it." "How can Bjørn say the party is agreed on this?" "As party leader he sets the course." "I'm glad you agree." "Let's call it a day." "See you tomorrow at the seminar." "I still don't see where we're going to find the money." "But I'm glad you got your group in line." "Should the press go on about black ties and parrots " " I hope you'll go out and support your foreign minister." "Don't voice your support for Marrot." "More rumors may be leaked from the Foreign Ministry." "Don't give Marrot your undivided support today if you have to take it back tomorrow." "Does Marrot still have your undivided support and trust?" "I trust the foreign minister can answer any questions about his duties." "And that's all I have to say about that." "What is the PM really saying here?" "She won't comment on Marrot's language skills or choice of clothes, and that's very wise of her." "What is the state of Bjørn Marrot's political career after these blows?" "Marrot is an old hand." "He's been a Labour member for 35 years." "He started out as a shipyard welder in the 70s." "When the labour movement was alive and kicking." "The labour movement faces two problems:" "1." "There are no workers." "2." "There's absolutely no movement." " Good morning." " Thanks, Mom." "I love it." "You look great in it." "Please sit down." " You're okay with meeting Cecilie?" " Sure." "Even if it doesn't seem strange it's okay for you to be a bit upset." "And if you really like Cecilie you're not being disloyal to me." "You're not being mean." "And it's okay, if you don't like her all that much." " We're okay with it, Mom." " Good." "I just want to add that I love you both very much." "And it's okay, if you need some time to get used to her." " She's not going to be my mom." " She sure isn't." "Go and get ready for school." "Laura, I ..." "I need you to be the big sister." "Please call me, if Magnus gets upset." "It may be hard for the both of you to see your dad with another woman." "Promise to call me, okay?" "I'll be right here." "Are we clear on that?" "Crystal clear?" "Good." "Mikkel, our new trainee photographer, is tagging along to the seminar." "Hi, I'm Katrine." "Why ...?" "Laugesen wants to bump up our TV coverage so Mikkel is going to help out on the video side." " Been this close to the elite before?" " No." "Are you up-to-date on the rumors about the foreign minister?" "He's 22." "I didn't read the papers either, when I was 22." "I didn't want to disturb your beauty sleep." "Yeah." "I don't know." "Don't wait up for me, okay?" "I think we're going to stay the night." "In one of today's tabloid stories, "Porn and Pernod" the allegation is that Marrot has let the taxpayers pay for his Pernod." "Marrot allegedly raided the minibar and watched pay-per-view and furthered the bill to the Foreign Ministry." "Deputy leader Troels Höxenhaven had this comment:" "This smear campaign is undignified, and it's gone awry." "I support Bjørn Marrot." "A ministry gets a life of its own, if the leader is too weak or if discontentment with the leader grows too big." "The system cracks and leaks information." "Any comment on the rumors of party strife?" "I don't comment on rumors." "I focus on facts." " What's going on?" " Höx is greeting the press." "Go on in!" "Christ, you can't tell who's the leader, and who's the deputy leader." "Höx could easily topple Marrot, but he always holds back." " Go, Kim." "This is demeaning." " Just wait until we open the door." "Thorsen, is there a war going on in Labour?" "Stick to the deal, okay?" "Birgitte Nyborg." "Waiting for someone?" "Good morning." "Any news on how you're going to finance your welfare package?" "That would rather take the edge off of tomorrow's press conference." "See you." " When does the meeting end?" " At three." "What about Marrot's alleged fraud?" "Fraud?" "Isn't that something the tabloids concocted?" " I bet Nyborg thinks it's a pain." " You won't get her to comment on it." "The PM doesn't mind Marrot spending taxpayers' money on porn and booze?" " Look, we're talking about DKK 300." " 330." "This seminar is about future politics." "Let's raise the bar a little, shall we?" "So, you're proposing a triviality limit on tax-funded porn consumption?" "Kasper speaking." "I'll fax you tomorrow." "There's no one on the line." "You never mute your phone." "Call you back, okay?" " We know each other too well." " Good for me." "Please save me from that strange trainee they saddled me with." "He must be the most ignorant photographer I ever had to work with." "What's in it for me?" " A tip." " What about?" "Höxenhaven and Thorsen seemed very palsy-walsy this morning." "My photographer saw them together late last night in Labour's group room." "What's so strange about that?" "Thorsen has always been one of Marrot's allies." " Hi, baby." " All set?" "I hope Marrot can stay away from the minibar in the room." "If there are any adult channels on TV, he's going to go berserk." "Hello, everyone, and welcome." "I truly hope you'll all drop the drama so we can focus on the important issues." "Let's lay the foundation for something that goes beyond our term in office." "I presume you've all read our proposal." "Before we start, Foreign Minister Bjørn Marrot wants to say a few words." "I'm sure most of you have read the papers recently." "Some stories aren't about me, but about more important issues." "The union movement has put forward suggestions on how we might phase out early retirement after all." "So I think we may just find a solution." "Since when did the unions run the country?" "I've got the floor!" "The trade unions don't run the country." "But there are historically close ties between them and Labour." " Maybe too close." " What are you trying to say?" "You come from the union movement." "You're loyal to it." "But when it comes to early retirement, your stance has been wavering." "I'm just trying to find a decent solution to a complicated problem." "This isn't about the union movement, but about every Danish citizen." "All Danish citizens aren't white-collar workers and academics like you." "There are people in need in our society and we used to care about them." "You're talking about a Denmark that no longer exists." "The people in need get by on disability retirement and benefits." "Your relationship to early retirement is of a sentimental nature." "Caring about people in need isn't sentimental." "Many of us in the party disagree with your stance on this issue." "It's out of touch with the realities facing us." "How about a show of party discipline, if you please?" " Don't you agree, Thorsen?" " As a matter of fact I don't, Bjørn." " You're on your own." " It's neither the time nor place ..." "We're talking about how to finance ..." "Who do you think you are?" "Who the hell do you think you are?" "Where the hell is your respect?" "What the hell are you playing at?" " Sit down." " Shut up!" "I'm not the fat class clown you can all stab in the back." "Where the hell is your respect?" "I'm your leader, God damn it!" "Bjørn, sit down." "Will you please sit down?" "Sit down in your chair, okay?" "Do as she says." "Please accept my apologies on behalf of the Labour Party." "I think we need a couple of hours alone to sort this out." "We're here to discuss cabinet policy on vital areas." "We have a tight schedule." "Let's take a breath of fresh air." "And then let's meet again and focus on the issues at hand." "We need a couple of hours." "I'm sorry." "Let's let Labour sort this out, while the rest of us leave the room." "Yes." "Something's up." "The press is crowding around outside." "It's only been 40 minutes." "Labour leader Bjørn Marrot has resigned for personal reasons." "Troels Höxenhaven has been elected acting leader until we can hold an extraordinary party congress within three weeks." "Did Höxenhaven topple Marrot?" "Troels Höxenhaven will hold a press conference later today." "Does Höxenhaven want to be PM?" "." "No comments, although historically our leader is always a candidate for that post." "There goes the seminar, officially." "I've got to get out of here." "We'll inform the press that Labour needs to collect themselves so we'll postpone the seminar until after their congress." "Excuse me, but did they just challenge me?" "Yes?" " I do apologize." " Why did you inform the press?" "We thought it better to set the matter straight before they began guessing." " What are you playing at?" " We didn't intend to ruin the seminar." "But you did." "I'm going to inform the press that the seminar is off so you can pick up the pieces." "And then I'm going home." "That's very considerate of you." "The party is pretty fragile right now." "I'm not happy about it." "I'm all for reforming early retirement if I'm elected at the congress." "Remember our conversation after the bugging affair?" "We resolved that professionally." "I expect you to be professional in your new position." "Sure." "But not quite like Bjørn Marrot." "At least Bjørn was loyal." "And that's a quality I value as PM." "Sure." "Thank you." " What do you think of today's events?" " It's a regrettable situation." " Will it affect the seminar?" " We're going to postpone it." "That's all from me." "Höxenhaven's press conference is later today." "Will this entail a cabinet reshuffle?" "Bjørn?" " Are you okay, Bjørn?" " Yes." "Remember when you said I wasn't a leader?" " Well, I didn't mean ..." " You were right." "I'm no leader." "Maybe not, but you didn't deserve this." "I got this when I was an apprentice welder." "If anyone had said back then that I'd end up as foreign minister " " I'd have laughed at them." "You have a lot to be proud of, Bjørn." "Yes, I've got the most out of my political talent." "Remember the big union leader who said in his farewell speech:" ""Ours is one hell of a victory."?" "We had no more needs to meet." "We'd just passed the early retirement bill." "And all the people who'd been living in tenements with outhouses now lived in a house of their own." "Who would have guessed that I was the last worker in the Labour Party?" "Here's to Bjørn." "He'll get back on his feet even though he took a fall." "He's got lots of options." "He's got his old craft to fall back on." "He's got his summerhouse." "It's not the first regicide in Danish history." "And I bet it won't be the last either." "Can I have a cigarette?" "Remember when you could smoke without freezing to death?" "Thanks." "Why are you still here?" "Your minister's gone home." "I need to talk to some important people and keep an eye on Labour." "What important people?" "You, for instance." "I'm going to try to talk you out of writing that this will harm the cabinet." "That's going to cost you." "Fine with me." "Labour is picking up the tab tonight." "Here we are at some course facility in the sticks and the entire government seminar just went to hell in a handbasket." "Finally our young photographer shows some initiative." "Let's have your sharp analysis." "Did Höx plan this all along?" "Does it make sense after what I told you about Höx and Thorsen?" "Yeah, but ..." " I don't want to talk politics." " Don't you feel well?" "Remember when we stayed at that hotel by the sea in Brittany?" "We had the best lobster ever." "And those gross sea snails you insisted on ordering." "And then we went to our room and had totally incredible sex." "No, you're wrong." "We got into a fight." "Well, it was a totally incredible fight then." "I think it's time to say goodnight." "It sure is." "Good night, Katrine." " Hi, Phillip." " No, it's Laura." " My battery's dead." " Do you want me to come get you?" "No, everything's fine." " What's Magnus doing up this late?" " We're playing Pictionary." "And me and Cecilie cooked up a Mexican dinner." " And she's really, really nice." " Well, that's great." "Hey, Magnus, that's against the rules." "Anyway, can we stay at Dad's until Tuesday?" " We're going to the theater." " Of course you can." "Is anything wrong?" "No, I'm just coming down with a cold." "Great, sweetie." "You'd better get back to the others." "Say hi from me." "Okay, bye." "It's been a long day." "Are you sure this is a good idea?" "And are you sure you can keep a secret?" "Subtitles:" "Helle Schou Kristiansen Dansk Video Tekst"

"To be fair, it's not really your violin, is it?" "It's your brother's." "It's not just the violin, though, is it?" "I mean, it's a Stradivarius worth, what, a million?" "Yes, it's Oliver's instrument, but he loaned it to me." "And it's actually worth 3 million, which is why I keep it here, locked up." "Safe and sound." "I see." "This wouldn't be what I'd call good." "The Strad." "(Woody) Looks like you've been robbed." "That's good police work there, Sherlock." "Oh, jeez, my brother's gonna kill me." "Trust me, I think you're safe." "This really pisses me off." "(Delinda) You realize that if I'm moving in here, that shower curtain has got to go." "(Danny) Okay, well, you have something against golf?" "In the bathroom, yes." "Okay." "Okay." "But you don't want to change anything else, right?" "I mean, you have to admit this place is pretty perfect." "Yeah, just a few little nothing things." "Like what?" "[phone ringing]" "Oh, it's your dad." "Tell him we're moving in together." "You tell him we're moving in together." "He's not calling me." "I don't know why he's calling me." "Answer it." "Answer it." "Be calm." "Hey, Ed, what's up?" "What?" "How?" "Okay, I'll be there in 15 minutes." "What, what, what?" "Somebody tunneled into the safe deposit vault and took everything." "You do realize that as head of security," "I'm kind of responsible for this robbery." "Oh, please." "I might just lose my job." "I might." "Bye." "Mwah." "What you're gonna lose is that chair." "How could this happen?" "That's what I want to know." "Well, Mary, our cameras don't monitor the safe deposit box area for the privacy of our guests." "We rely solely on our security system, after-hour motion and sound detection." "Excuse me, Mike." "Forgive me for asking this." "But I know for a fact we have sub floor wiring to alert us, let's say, in case somebody tunneled in." "This isn't our fault." "Clearly, someone knew which wires to cut, how to bypass our security system." "We're dealing with a pro here, Ed." "They tunneled through the sewer system." "Knew just where to go." "Are the cops on their way?" "No, no, no cops." "Here we go." "Yeah, here we go." "Because you don't get it." "This is worse than stolen money." "This is people's personal belongings, irreplaceable belongings." "If this gets out, you know, that's the worst possible publicity we can get." "So we're supposed to find whoever did this by the time we open tomorrow morning, recover the stolen property, and return it?" "You know, I think you're catching on." "It's a little...industrious." "How do we even know what was stolen?" "We know that there was a $3 million Stradivarius stolen, okay?" "That should be good for a start." "Hey, Sam." "You're back early." "Walking with purpose." "It must be true." "I don't have time for your gssing games." "You seen Ed?" "Safety deposit boxes got robbed?" "Whoa." "Who told you--ow!" "I know everything." "I just don't usually care." "Mmm, strawberry lube?" "Do me a favor, and don't care about this." "You got enough problems of your own." "I don't have problems." "I'm problem free." "Why, what problems do you think I have?" "Woody's here." "And he's pissed about you standing him up at the wedding." "Okay, first of all, there was no wedding." "And second of all, why do I have to explain myself to some dude who's not even my boy--oh!" "Yeah, this is mature." "Okay, okay, okay." "If you're not interested in the guy, just tell him." "Man up." "Woman up." "All right, forget about Woody." "I need to tell you about Lawrence Taylor." "L.T.?" "He has some valuables in those safety deposit boxes." "The winner of two Super Bowls, Lawrence Taylor's here?" "He's got his world championship ring in one of those boxes." "25 or 21?" "That's the one." "Which one?" "21." "Ooh, that's the good one." "We gotta find that one." "Ooh." "(Danny) Okay, I'm here." "What can I do?" "Well, you can help Jordan and Woody with the murder investigation." "They're interrogating that Brad Kern in the holding room." "Okay, what about the robbery?" "Mike and I will handle that." "Can I at least get an update?" "I am head of security." "Okay, right now we're putting together a list of names." "Anyone involved with the rebuilding of the Montecito last year--electricians, plumbers, engineers, even the cleanup crew." "Anyone who might have knowledge of the hotel's blueprint and the city sewer system." "Okay, we didn't call the cops yet?" "Because that would be an absolute PR nightmare." "Like father, like son." "What's that?" "Let's get this done." "Anyway... this guy looks to me to be a really good possibility." "He's an electrician's assistant with a shady past." "He worked for this alarm cpany in Tucson for three years." "He would know just how to disarm the system, where to cut the wires, how to disable the sub floor alarm?" "(Mike) Yeah, I was studying the wiring, and they don't look so much cut as they do gnawed." "What are you saying?" "Somebody bit their way into the vault?" "Not somebody, some thing." "I think maybe it was Lulu who disabled the alarm, an unwitting participant in the success of this unfortunate heist." "Wait, who the hell is Lulu?" "She's a rat--a pet rat, actually." "One of our guests back in July reported her missing, and given her penchant for the taste of plastic and metal," "I think maybe she's our electrical culprit." "Um, she's a white" "Norwegian rat." "Rattus Norvegicus, technically." "Rather beautiful." "Uh, if you admire rodents." "Mike, um, we don't allow rodents at the Montecito." "We rarely invite them to the casino." "Well, I put out cruelty-free traps last month, but so far we didn't have any luck." "Mike, get cruel." "Just get cruel, Mike." "I would like that rat's head on a platter." "You mean, kill it?" "Yeah." "You have one job now, and you have one job only." "He will handle the murder investigation." "I will take care of the robbery, and you... you will get the rat." "We'd love to believe you, Brad." "We really would." "But this does not look goofor you." "He was beaten to death with his own music stand." "I loved my brother." "I could never hurt him." "Running off to Vegas with Oliver's violin?" "You could see how that might look to a jury." "I have no proof that my brother loaned me the violin for my audition." "I mean, you only have my word on that." "But I did nothing to hide my trip here." "I mean, I was easy to find for a reason." "I understand the violin was stolen from a safe deposit box?" "Maybe this was an insurance scam?" "Why would I have my brother killed and have the Strad stolen?" "It didn't belong to me." "I couldn't have collected the insurance money." "So you'd be willing to submit to a DNA test." "It might help prove your innocence." "Do whatever you want." "Ok." "As a matter of fact, you can give me a lie detector test." "I'm totally innocent, and you'll see." "Don't even think about it, Daddy." "Don't think about what?" "Danny called me." "He said you might do something crazy like this." "Honey, all I'm doing is going down-- Going down into a dark, dangerous hole and finding God's knows who or what on the other end." "I know how to protect myself." "Good, then you can protect me too." "What?" "Because I'm going with you." "No, you're not." "What'd you say?" "I can't hear you?" "You know, you're just like your mother." "You just don't listen." "Hey, Nigel, it's Jordan." "Any word on the DNA found under Oliver Kern's nails?" "Uh-huh." "Well, I'm sending Brad Kern's sample over for comparison." "You should have that in a few hours, okay?" "Hey, Jordan." "He Hey, I heard you were here." "Yeah, I'm working on a case." "How are you?" "Can't complain." "Can't complain." "I'm working on a big security project myself--very hush hush." "Oh, related to the robbery?" "Could be." "Could be." "But, hey, if you need any help with what you're working on," "I'm your man." "You know about the murder." "I'm top level security clearance here, Jordan." "There's not much I don't know." "Ah, I will keep that in mind." "Yeah." "Actually, there is something I could use." "What's that?" "A room." "Just so I could freshen up." "You know, I thought maybe while I was waiting on forensics," "I could take a bath." "Well you look plenty fresh to me, but your wish is my command." "[snapping] Hey, Mary?" "Mm-hm." "Could you comp a room for Jordan so she can freshen up?" "Uh, the boutiques are closed, I'm afraid." "But Mary will send somebody up from laundry, have your clothes cleaned and pressed, and back to you within an hour." "Oh, thank you." "Did...you just snap at me?" "No, I don't think so." "'Cause I heard snapping'." "Oh, I didn't hear anything." "It's really loud." "(man on walkie-talkie) Lulu's on the move." "Ventilation five, sector three." "Roger that." "If you'll excuse me, ladies." "Did he say Lulu?" "I think so." "Maybe it's some kind of security code?" "He did snap at me, didn't he?" "Definite snaps." "Uh-huh." "Hey, maybe I could use that in my standup routine." "Snapping's funny, right?" "Even the word's funny, "snap."" "You're doing standup." "Yeah, yeah, still working out the kinks, though." "Snap, snappy, snap-ah!" "Snap." "Tell you what, this took a lot of men and a lot of big equipment." "So this tunnel ends where?" "The sewer?" "Well, if my nose is working correctly, the answer to that is yes." "I saw Shawshank Redemption, and I'm not diving into fecal matter." "These are my Seven For All Mankind jeans." "I don't know what you're doing here anyway." "I mean, what are you doing here?" "I didn't ask you." "I'm trying to be close to you, Daddy." "I mean, this is one of those father-daughter moments that don't come along very often." "Don't you feel it?" "Uh-huh." "I feel like we could talk about anything down here." "It's like a confessional." "No anger." "No judgment." "Just plain and simple communication." "Okay, stop." "What?" "What is it that you want to tell me, sweetheart?" "Danny and I are moving in together." "That's great." "Terrific." "Terrific?" "Yeah." "I mean, you're a big girl now, and you know what you're doing." "It's great." "No speech about why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?" "No, no." "Watch out for this rock over here." "So what you're telling me is I didn't have to come down this hole at all." "I could've told you this all up on Earth." "Yup, that's what I'm telling you." "But since you're here now, let's just continue this bonding." "Right this way, ma'am." "Like there's a choice here." "Solving a murder, that's sexy." "Chasing after a rat, that ain't sexy." "Lulu." "That wire tastes good, huh?" "Wait 'til you get a taste of this." "That brie's triple cream." "From France." "Gotcha." "Oh." "[squealing]" "Ah, ah, oh!" "(Woody) Man, I have never seen a poly like this." "I have really gotta move to Vegas." "Do these things really work?" "It's inadmissible, [whispering] but it'll tell us what we need to know." "Okay, Brad." "If that is, in fact, your name." "(Brad) Well, actually" "Yes or no responses, please." "All right, can we get on with this?" "Is your name Bradley Kern?" "No, it's Bradford, actually, but I go by Brad." "Bradford's kinda gay, so I" "That isn't a yes or no." "Bradford is sort of gay." "He's not lying." "Okay, and you live-- or shall I say lived with your brother," "Oliver Kern." "Yes." "Were you jealous of your brother's success?" "He was a better violinist." "That's true, but he was always supportive of me." "Okay, why isn't he answering yes or no?" "Because it's yes and no." "You gotta pick one." "Did you steal the Stradivarius from Oliver, or did you not?" "I mean, it's pretty cut and dry-- I'm sorry." "What?" "I'm sorry, Danny." "I'm conducting an official investigation as an officer" "Dude, this is my hotel." "Yeah." "Okay?" "Where you're a security guard where you're not even allowed to carry a gun." "I don't need a gun, and I was just about to show you that in the boxing ring." "Oh, yeah?" "Bring it." "Bring it." "Can we continue this?" "Can we continue?" "No, I did not steal the Stradivarius." "I borrowed it." "Okay." "Did you kill your brother?" "No." "Did you have any knowledge that he was going to be killed?" "No, I didn't." "Oliver was the only family I had." "He's, uh, telling the truth, isn't he?" "[mouthing] Sorry." "Okay, we're done here." "[water running]" "Hey." "Hey." "I just wanted to check on you and let you know that your clothes will be ready shortly." "Great." "And help yourself to the mini bar." "It's comped too." "Wow, even the macadamia nuts?" "Especially the macadamia nuts." "Thank you." "Oh, Mary." "Can I please ask you a question?" "You want to know about Mike Cannon." "What?" "He asked me about you, too, you know." "Oh, really?" "Yeah." "What did he ask?" "Oh, you know." "If you're single, what your story is." "He thought there were some sparks there earlier." "Oh, God." "Sparks." "I don't know." "I mean" "I don't really know the guy." "Well, he's very smart." "He went to MIT." "He's funny." "He's charming." "He's athletic." "A smart man is truly hard to find." "Mike Cannon, he's a great catch." "Ah!" "Oh." "[coughing]" "How y'all doing?" "(Brad) Well, I guess I should get home, deal with my brother's arrangements." "Well, it's probably gonna take a little time." "I don't think they're gonna release the body for burial while the investigation continues." "Yeah, I didn't know how it worked." "And don't you have an audition for the Vegas Philharmonic?" "Doesn't do me a lot of good without a violin." "Well, you know, maybe I could help you find something." "It might not be a Stradivarius, but, you know." "Well, I mean-- Just let me see what I can do." "You're being really nice, Mr. McCoy." "Well, we did just interrogate you and accuse you of murder." "I think the least I can do is comp your stay and get you a violin, you know?" "Thank you." "And stick around." "Have another beer or two." "(Delinda) What are we looking for anyway?" "Anything the crew might've left behind." "Stuff too heavy to carry or something." "Like that?" "Yeah." "I feel like Mulder and Scully." "Who's that?" "Never mind." "Oh, God." "Unh." "Ugh." "[water swishing]" "Or stuff like this that wasn't worth carrying." "Can we go back now?" "Yeah." "We can go back now." "Come on." "Ugh." "[blowing in ear]" "Hi, stranger." "Hey, smudgy, look at you." "I know, I have to go home and shower, and I have to start nesting." "Really?" "So did you tell your old man we're moving in together?" "Yep." "Yeah, and?" "He's totally cool with it." "Really?" "Wow." "Yeah." "He even gave me a couple of extra days to move in." "But I'm gonna be stuck here." "I don't think we can do it till, like, next weekend." "Danny, I can handle it." "I know." "But, you know, I just thought thatthat we were gonna make these kind of decisions together." "Uh-huh." "It's just a little blending." "I know." "Don't worry." "Okay." "Okay." "Okay, I'm not." "Trust me." "I trust you." "Okay." "Okay." "You know why?" "Why?" "Because...that's what relationships are all about, is trust." "Okay." "You're sweaty." "I read that somewhere." "Okay." "Bye." "Well, it's definitely a human hair." "Female, I'd say." "So how do you know the gender?" "Uh, highlights and lowlights." "The natural colors are dark brown, but there are traces of these other colors that adhere to the surface." "No offense, Jordan, but I know lots of guys that dye their hair." "True enough." "I could run DNA just to know for sure, but I don't think I'd make your 10:00 a.m. deadline." "Hey, Ed, are you sure you don't want to call in the local authorities on this?" "Oh no, too much red tape." "They'd slow me down." "Yeah, no one knows tt better than I do." "Jordan, thank you for your help." "I owe you one." "Hey." "If you don't mind," "I'd like to send this to a lab I know locally." "Maybe if I drop your name, it'll help speed things up." "That'd be nice." "[crowd chattering]" "[women cheering]" "More like the wheel of misfortune right now, isn't it?" "Woody, you're here." "Zip it, Marquez." "Hmm, "Marquez."" "You must be upset about something." "Although, I can't imagine what." "You can't imagine what?" "You can't imagine being stood up at a wedding?" "You can't imagine flying halfway across the country, using up all your frequent flyer miles, only to get here and not have a date." "You can't imagine that?" "Oh, see, I thought you had stood me up." "So we just got our signals crossed." "I'm a cop, Samantha." "I know when people are lying." "Their pupils dilate." "They don't blink." "All right." "Look, we both know that I'm a better liar than you are a cop." "But we'll find out." "Hmm." "What are we doing?" "You're gonna take a lie detector test." "(Ed) Do we actually have any proof that Mike went to MIT?" "Now that you mention it, I've never seen the sheepskin." "No, me neither." "[beeping]" "So how's it going with the robbery investigation?" "I'm done with all this murder business, if you need some help." "We've got some evidence that there's a woman involved, but she couldn't have done it alone." "I mean, she needed a crew and some big equipment to dig that kind of hole." "Maybe they borrowed some equipment from one of the local construction sites." "I could go check it out, see if anything's missing, stolen." "Good, and oddly enough, this Dino Mackey's in town." "Dino Mackey?" "He's, um, appraiser and dealer of antiques and fine art." "I mean, that's what it says on his tax returns anyway." "But in reality, he's a big-time fence--I mean, big time." "I have a good feeling that he might be able to lead us to that Stradivarius." "And what about the Super Bowl ring?" "What Super Bowl ring?" "One of Sam's whales had a Super Bowl ring stolen from the safety deposit boxes." "Let's go check it out." "Yeah, just wait a minute." "I understand you're moving in with my daughter." "Uh... yeah." "Yeah, we are." "Uh-huh." "This is ridiculous." "It's not ridiculous if you're a liar." "All right." "Well, ask me the stupid questions so we can be done with this, please." "Okay." "Did you knowingly stand me up at the wedding?" "Yes, I did, but I had a good reason." "Yes or no answers will suffice." "Yes." "But I think finding a dead stripper in your ex-brother-in-law's hotel is a pretty good reason." "Wow, there was really a dead stripper." "Yes." "Okay, uh, did you feel badly about being forced to stand me up?" "No, I did not, and you know what?" "I'm bored, and I'm leaving." "Is there someone else?" "!" "No, there isn't anyone else." "We had a good time together." "What is with all this dra?" "[sighs] It isn't a yes or no." "You're supposed to give me yes or nos." "Is there someone else?" "Hey, what about Jordan?" "You and Jordan, you guys are always together, right?" "The hot cop and the sexy medical examiner." "You guys are like peanut butter and jelly." "No, you're like, uh, beer and tequila." "No, you're like porno and" "We're friends, okay?" "Can we get back to this, please?" "[laughing]" "I know what we're really doing here." "You are so transparent." "Oh, yeah?" "Yeah." "Where am I transparent?" "You want to play with that polygraph?" "Mm-mm-mm, look at this." "Boy, Boston PD could never afford one this nice, could they?" "You had to invent a reason to use this, and that reason is me." "That is ridiculous." "Mmm." "But why don't we switch things up, and you can ask me some stuff." "All right, I'm busy." "I mean, you gotta admit, this thing is pretty darn cool." "I've just never seen one so high tech." "We got one in Boston, but it's totally prehistoric." "Bye, Woody." "See ya." "[door slams]" "The DNA under Oliver Kern's nails match someone in CODIS?" "Hmm." "Larry Dean." "I thought that Brad Kern found a way to beat the polygraph test, but I guess he didn't kill his brother." "Hmm." "[thump]" "Mike." "Hey..." "Hey." "Uh, is everything okay?" "Yeah." "Yeah, sure." "Definitely." "[clears throat]" "I'm just making sure things are good with you." "Oh, I'm fine." "Good." "[clears throat]" "So, are you thirsty?" "I mean, do you want to come in for something to drink?" "I was just about to open up this tiny, free bottle of $75 champagne." "[laughs]" "Uh..." "I shouldn't." "I'm working on a big project." "Ed's been all over me about it, so-- Oh, okay." "But you know what?" "Uh..." "A little bubbly does sound nice." "Maybe just one quick one." "Little bit." "Yeah." "pop!" "Mr. Kern?" "Yes." "I'm Mary Connell." "I'm the manager here at the Montecito." "I'd just like to say how sorry I am for your loss." "And, uh" "Secondly-- What's that?" "It's a violin." "I know it's--I know it's not a Stradivarius, but it's supposedly pretty good." "A musician friend of mine loaned it to me, and I thought, well, maybe you could use it for your audition tomorrow morning." "Oh, I don't think I'm gonna audition." "I don't think I could concentrate." "Don't you think your brother would want you to try?" "Well, Oliver always wanted me to try, but he was a lot more talented than me." "To him, it just came natural." "For me, it takes a lot more effort." "All right." "Just think about it." "You can always change your mind." "So does it work?" "Wow." "That looks great on you." "Yeah, take it." "I can't steal this." "Keep it." "It'll be our little secret." "[chuckling]" "Ah, so you're leaving so soon." "Well, the guy who killed Oliver Kern is in Boston." "BPD found him based on the DNA we pulled from the body, so" "Cased closed." "Getting back to Bean Town is a priority, of course." "Yeah." "But selfishly speaking," "I'm sorry we didn't get a chance to chat." "Yeah, well, maybe next time?" "Mmm, I don't get back east too often, reunions and things like that." "That's right, you went to MIT." "Yeah." "And you went to BU, and then Tufts for med school." "You've been checking up on me." "Oh, you're not the only one who knows how to launch an investigation, Jordan." "I..." "Should I be flattered?" "[whispering] Lulu." "Or really frightened?" "Ah, oh!" "Ah, ah." "Wait, just hold-- [gasping]" "Oh, my God." "She's dead." "That's the biggest rat I've ever seen." "So you killed her?" "Because, what, she's not a size two?" "It's a rat, Mike." "A big, fat, pink-eyed rodent that probably has fleas or mites, or some God-awful disease." "I mean, I can't believe I'm justifying this." "You put your hands inside dead people for a living, but a furry little animal gets within two feet of you, and that sends you into a murderous tizzy?" "Okay, do you have psychological problems?" "No, no." "I just have problems with killers." "Have a good flight back to Boston, Ms. Cavanaugh." "And leave the robe." "This place is a freak show." "(female auctioneer) This was Liberace's first baby grand." "Music with handwritten notes are still in the bench." "We'll start the bidding at 300,000." "300,000?" "Thank you, Mr. Mackey." "Do I have 310,000?" "310,000." "Thank you, sir." "I can't believe people actually buy this crap." "Some people think this crap is part of history." "They'll pay anything for it." "Let's just hope that Mackey leads us to the fiddle." "That's a Stradivarius." "Whatever." "[Ringtone playing Diana Krall's, The Look of Love]" "Don't tell me she's got you whipped already." "[crowd murmuring]" "It's him here, folks." "*" "Sorry." "(Delinda on phone) Danny, it's an emergency." "[crowd murmuring]" "(auctioneer) Do I hear 360,000?" "Thank you, 360." "What's wrong?" "You hurt?" "No, no, nothing like that." "It's just..." "I just don't think I can live with this mattress anymore." "I mean, for one, you've had sex with other women on it." "And two, there's no pillow top, Danny." "Even prisoners have pillow tops." "This is your emergency?" "My mattress?" "Our mattress." "And it's not so much as an emergency as it is an urgency." "You know what?" "Get rid of it if you want." "I don't care about the mattress." "You decide, baby." "Whatever you want, okay?" "Really?" "Really." "Now I really gotta go." "I'm very busy." "Well, I'm very busy, too, Danny." "Okay, okay, we're both very busy with very important stuff." "See how great this is?" "We're in total agreement." "I'm hanging up now." "Hanging up first." "Dino Mackey." "Ed Deline." "I thought that was you back there." "So..." "[knuckles cracking]" "You already have a buyer for this?" "Yes, a member of the..." "Imperial family in Japan." "I never understood the fascination with Liberace myself, but, uh... you do what you can for your clients." "Yes, indeed." "Yes, yes." "As a matter of fact, I have a friend that's looking for a violin, a Stradivarius." "Ah, Antonius Stradivari." "The great master luthier of his time." "They say he only made 1,116 violins in his life." "I find that all very fascinating." "But I'm looking for one violin in particular." "The Lisbon Strad." "The Lisbon has a long and colorful history of theft, but, uh, I believe it now belongs to Oliver Kern." "I believe Oliver Kern's dead." "Oh, I didn't realize." "And wait'll you get this." "The violin just vanished." "Poof." "Just like that." "Stolen in a robbery at my hotel." "Along with a lot of other valuable collectables and a championship sports ring." "So, as I'm sure you can probably guess," "I'm just a little pissed off." "Mmm." "Maybe, maybe even a little irrational." "Was it a, uh," "Super Bowl 21 Ring?" "That's the one." "Oh, see, now we're getting somewhere." "[elevator dings]" "I booked us on the red eye." "Great." "The sooner we get out of here, the better." "I couldn't agree more." "Mike Cannon should be institutionalized." "It's totally over between Sam and me." "I mean, it was already over, but now it's over, over." "He's probably conducting funeral services for that disease-ridden rodent." "Psycho." "Waste of a perfect body." "I know." "Just give me a good murder and a decent motive any day of the week." "You see that lie detector machine?" "We gotta get one of those." "Hey, you guys are leaving already?" "Oh, yeah." "See ya." "Oh, bye." "Odd people." "See now, whoever has the ring has the violin, which is good because it would save me from having one of those irrational moments." "You know, like breaking this piano into a thousand pieces." "Well, um, someone contacted me earlier." "Said that they had a newly acquired violin and a Super Bowl ring, plus some other collectible jewelry." "Wow, see, isn't that easy?" "[nervous chuckle]" "Well, how do I find them?" "Well, that's just it." "I don't know how to get back in touch with them." "They're calling you?" "When?" "Tomorrow night." "I'm supposed to give 'em a ballpark price on the lot." "No, no, no, no." "That's too late." "Well, um, there was one thing." "Maybe it will help." "What's that?" "I heard a first name." "Someone in the background said," ""Charlie."" "Charlie." "[sighs]" "Okay, there are hundreds of names on this list, all somehow involved in the rebuilding of the Montecito a year and a half ago." "We're looking for one Charlie." "(Mike) Edit, Find." "Punch in Charlie." "Don't have to be Bill Gates to figure that one out." "I was just about to do that." "You take care of that rat problem?" "May she rest in peace." "Don't tell me you got that thing in that box." "The owner wants me to ship her back home." "Okay, here we go." "Charlie Cargerman, assistant to the structural engineer." "You pull up anything interesting?" "You mean, besides the fact that she's hot?" "Oh." "I guess Jordan was right." "Our thief's a skirt." "A broad." "A dame." "Shut up." "[laughs] [funky jazz music]" "Hey, boys." "Hey." "Hey, there's some pretty good stuff here." "Hey, you mind?" "No." "No, help yourself." "Thank you." "Yeah." "[clapping]" "Beautiful." "Do you happen to know Greensleeves?" "I'm very fond of that song." "Son of a bitch." "[cell phone ringing]" "So just out of curiosity, how'd you find me, Mr. D?" "Danny McCoy." "Woody, what's up?" "Nice." "Brad Kern, yeah he's back at the hotel." "Why?" "Brad Kern gave me up?" "How the hell do you know Brad Kern?" "All right, well, I'll talk to you soon." "I should've known." "Are you headed for that audition, Brad?" "Yeah, actually." "Yeah, I decided to go for it." "I mean, Oliver would've wanted me to try." "Maybe you'd rather use Oliver's violin." "We got it back." "Wow." "Yeah, wow." "Fortunately, Lenny Dean left some DNA behind when he killed your brother." "I didn't ask him to kill him." "I never wanted that." "No, of course not." "You just tried to hire Lenny to steal your brother's Stradivarius." "Isn't that right, Bradford?" "Everything was about that violin." "Oliver didn't care about where we lived or how we lived." "I just wanted us to have more." "Oliver wouldn't consider selling it." "That's where Lenny came in." "Steal it, force your brother to collect the insurance money, and you never have to work another day in your life." "Lenny said no." "He wouldn't do it." "Lenny admitted he told you no, but he got greedy." "He went back looking for the violin." "It wasn't there, and he thought Oliver was hiding it." "But that violin was with you the whole time." "And when Lenny said no, you tripped over this other plan." "Your old pal Charlie was building a crew right here in Vegas." "A one-year plan to tunnel in and rob the Montecito." "Isn't that right?" "And they invited you in on the heist." "Instead of being part of the crew," "I made a deal to borrow the Stradivarius, and...have it stolen on the night of the robbery." "Didn't want to get your string fingers dirty?" "My brother would still get his insurance money, and..." "I would get some back end cash...for myself." "But I..." "I didn't think anybody would get hurt." "I loved my brother." "Apparently, you loved you more." "Let's go." "Narcissists, Danny." "They're everywhere." "You know, I want to thank you for bringing my ring." "I didn't know you all could do that." "It's all about customer service." "Well, I'm definitely coming back here." "Um...you gonna... use the rest of that, um, syrup?" "Uh, no." "It's all yours." "Thanks." "I love syrup." "I love it." "[Ringtone playing Mary Wells' My Guy]" "* From my guy" "*" "Yeah, hi." "I'm on my way, honey." "Yeah, I love you too." "[Diana Krall's The Look of Love]" "* And what my heart has heard *" "* Well, it takes my breath away *" "* I can hardly wait to hold you *" "(Delinda) Hi, honey." "How was your day?" "* How long I have waited..." "Wow." "* Now that I have found you" "You like it?" "[chuckles]" "Bacon and eggs." "Legs." "[laughs] What's not to like?" "I like it." "I just mixed your stuff and mine." "I mean, a few things had to go, of course, but it's all about sacrifice." "* Be mine tonight..." "What about my chair?" "Sacrificed." "* Of so many nights like this *" "* Let's take a lovers vow" "* And then seal it with a kiss... *" "Half my clothes are gone." "Oh." "Winter stuff is in storage." "Hideous stuff is on the garbage man." "Oh, yeah." "I love the, uh..." "I love this new bed." "I knew you would." "You wanna try it out?" "Hmm?" "I said... do you wanna try it out?" "* I can hardly wait to hold you *" "* Feel my arms around you" "* How long I have waited" "* Waited just to love you" "* Now that I have found you" "* Don't ever go *"

"(SIGHS)" "You're not coming in?" "You're gonna make me stand in that deposit line all by myself?" "No, buddy, I will be with you in spirit, like a tiny wood nymph." "Besides, what's your glitch with the ATM machine, anyway?" "It's a people thing, Shawn." "Business should always be done face to face." "Well, if you remember, I'm holding a bit of a grudge against this particular banking institution." "Why, because they turned you down for a small business loan last year?" "Yes, because they turned me down for a small business loan." "That was completely legitimate, Gus." "Shawn, it was for a zip-line pulley system to transport snacks from the kitchen to your desk." "Or the reception area." "What's your point?" "Part of running a business together, Shawn, is sharing in the responsibilities of the business side of the business, like making deposits." "What about the bidnizz side?" "'Cause I feel like I'm more of a bidnizz man." "Who's covering that?" "You know what?" "Fine." "I'll do it myself." "(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING ON RADIO)" "(SCREAMING)" "He's got a gun!" "(ALL CLAMORING)" "Don't anybody move!" "You, go!" "Now, don't anybody move!" "Drop the gun!" "You drop your gun!" "(GUN FIRES)" "(ALL EXCLAIMING)" "Get over there!" "Get back." "MAN:" "Please, sir." "Don't..." "Don't anybody do anything." "(SIRENS WAILING)" "Lassy, Jules, what are you doing here?" "What are you doing here?" "Shawn, we have a situation." "Some guy held up the bank and we think he's taken hostages." "Whoa!" "Whoa, take it easy." "Gus is in there." "I know, you know That I'm not telling the truth" "I know, you know They just don't have any proof" "Embrace the deception Learn how to bend" "Your worst inhibitions tend to psych you out in the end" "This is Sue Ellen Jasper reporting to you live outside the Santa Barbara National Savings Bank where an as yet unnamed assailant has attempted to steal over a million dollars worth of diamonds and is now holding hostages inside." "Police are on the scene, but have yet to reveal any further details." "We'll report back to you as soon as we have more information." "JULIET:" "You didn't see anything?" "I wasn't in the bank, Jules." "Whoa!" "Hold it right there." "Why didn't you go into the bank?" "We came here to make a deposit." "That's not really a two-man job." "What, we both should've grabbed a corner of the check and gingerly walked it in together?" "I just find it oddly un-psychic of you to have not known this was going to happen." "I don't see into the future, Jules." "I read things in the present." "And I get it." "You think I'm not kicking myself enough?" "I let my best friend go in there without me and now he's stuck in there and I'm stuck out here." "Detective Lassiter, that guy could be a loose cannon." "Someone needs to go inside the bank." "KAREN:" "O'Hara, I need you to take statements from the remaining witnesses that were outside the bank." "Got it, Chief." "Now, Detective?" "Yeah." "I just want you to know that I've informed the FBI and SWAT and their chief negotiator is moments away." "No." "It's protocol and you know it." "Chief, this thing's already turning into a three-ring circus without bringing those adrenaline monkeys down here." "Look, we have a hostage situation, Detective, and I expect you to fully cooperate." "Just make a call into the bank." "See where we're at." "Maybe I can wrap this thing up here and now." "Save the city a whole lot of time and money." "Somebody needs to call into the bank!" "(TIRES SCREECHING)" "(SIRENS BLARING)" "Heads up, we're on the clock!" "And cut!" "Great." "Dripping with swagger." "Let's go again, though, and maybe ease up on the cocksure smile just a bit." "I liked it, I'm just not sure it's gonna play in the Midwest." "Who the hell are you?" "Oh, my apologies." "I'm Shawn Spencer." "Lead psychic for the SBPD." "And dilettante of shadow puppetry." "What's this?" "What's this right here?" "(MAKING KISSING SOUNDS)" "Oh, that's a swan kissing the moon." "Well, I'm Commander Luntz, hostage negotiator, and I will thank you to step aside and let me handle things from here." "(CARLTON CLEARS THROAT)" "Luntz." "(SIGHING) Lassiter." "Perhaps, as head detective, I can brief you on what's going on here." "Listen, Detective." "I don't wanna play the title game with you." "Title games?" "Is that anything like Celebrity?" "Because if it is," "I'm gonna kick your ass." "What?" "I will." "I'm really good at the game." "Little refresher, I have 26 years of experience and am sort of an expert in human psychology and conditioning so I do know two things." "One, your friend here is acting out of a place of fear." "A little sweat on the temple, a little vibrato in the voice." "This is personal for you." "And number two," "I have about 40 seconds to initiate a call into that bank before all the wheels spin off of this thing." "So, excuse me." "Boys, fire me up a call inside the bank and patch me in." "MAN:" "Yes, sir!" "Right away." "We're not just gonna let him do this, right, Lassy?" "It's protocol." "We have no choice." "(SIGHS)" "(CELL PHONE RINGING)" "Whose phone is that?" "It's his phone." "Thank you, sir." "We're hostages together, we're supposed to be on the same side here." "Give me the phone." "I apologize." "I would, but it's my work phone." "And I get charged the deductible for any lost or stolen items, so how about I just turn the ringer off?" "(ALL EXCLAIMING)" "Everyone, cell phones, now!" "(PHONE RINGING)" "This is Commander Luntz." "My friends call me Luntz." "You are?" "That's good." "That's fine." "You don't have to say anything." "I can do all the talking for now." "I'm real good at these one-sided conversations, just ask my ex-wife." "LUNTZ:" "What about you?" "You married?" "Get those guys away from the bank!" "Tell them to get the hell back!" "I can do that." "Do it now!" "Well, you got to do something for me then." "That's how these things work." "What?" "How about we start with a name." "You give me your name and I will back those guys so far up they'll have to put two stamps on any letter they mail to you." "How's that?" "Like he's just gonna give him his name." "Phil, that's good." "I've got a nephew named Phillip." "He's a real rascal." "He's got a killer arm for an eight-year-old." "Plays right field." "What's your last name, Phil?" "Get them back!" "Well, I just need to know who I'm dealing with." "That's how I can help you." "Otherwise, these guys with the guns, they get really, really nervous." "So, if we get to know each other, we can be friends." "Then I can vouch for you, and I can protect you." "I protect all my friends." "Stubbins." "Stubbins." "I'm on it." "My fiancé, Michael Lenhart is in there!" "He's a diabetic." "He's gonna need to eat soon." "Help him, please!" "Okay, okay, just stay calm." "(WHISPERING) Hey, there's a woman over there who's hysterical." "Her fiancé is..." "Now, look, Phil, nobody's in a rush here." "I'm in this for the long haul as long as you are, so we'll take our time, but you have a bunch of hungry people in there and you've got a young guy who's a diabetic" "and his fiancée is out here worried about him." "You know how women worry." "So, it would go a long way if you let me send you guys some food in there." "You like pizza?" "That's because you don't understand how protocol works." "You may have gotten Guster in real trouble in there, dialing his cell phone." "At least I did something." "Look, Shawn." "He is SWAT and he is good at what he does." "I am fine with backing off here." "He's SWAT?" "He's SWAT?" "That's your argument?" "He's not Colin Farrell." "I get that you are concerned about Gus, but I can assure you, he is in capable hands." "(WHISPERING) Hey, there's a woman over there who's hysterical." "Her fiancé is..." "Wait a minute." "I get what's happening here." "You do?" "Yes, I do." "I'm sensing a relationship here." "You are?" "Yes, you and Luntz." "There's a familial thing happening." "He's like an older uncle." "What?" "Are you related to him?" "Not yet." "Lassiter!" "What?" "He's psychic." "Shouldn't he know already?" "Know what?" "What is he getting at?" "It's nothing." "But I do know Cameron..." "Luntz." "Commander Cameron Luntz." "Cameron?" "Yes." "And he is not my uncle." "I met him at a police district conference." "He asked me out." "We went on a few dates." "I like him." "(LAUGHING) Oh, my God!" "You're dating this guy?" "Ding, ding, ding." "Tell him what he won, O'Hara!" "Lassiter!" "Look, Shawn, I was..." "Don't..." "Don't..." "Don't worry." "It's fine, Jules, really." "Dare I say, dandy?" "Isn't that a word from his generation?" "That's not fair." "And, look, I was gonna talk to you about it earlier, but..." "That's great." "It's really great, congratulations." "I'm so, so happy for you." "Now, if you'll excuse me," "I have a best friend to save." "Chief, elder Commanding Officer Luntz, you need to let me get involved here." "You need to let me scope things out." "Absolutely not." "You're not a trained tactical officer, Spencer." "Are we positive he's even house trained?" "(SCOFFS) Okay." "All right, maybe you and I got off on the wrong foot." "And you know what?" "You're correct." "I have had a few close calls around the house recently." "But I can help you." "Oh?" "How's that?" "What do you know about this guy, other than his name?" "We know that he's a longtime customer of this bank." "Owed a huge load of back-taxes to the IRS, just had his house foreclosed on." "And he's a middle child." "You know he's a middle child?" "I can hear it in the timbre of his voice, and the fact that he doesn't use contractions, yes." "Okay, fine." "What about everyone else in the bank?" "Look, you send your guy in there and what?" "Maybe he gets you a guesstimate of how many hostages there are?" "I can walk into that bank, I can psychically read every single hostage and Stubbins." "He's freaked out." "He won't talk to you." "He doesn't need to." "I can read his mind." "Can you read my mind right now?" "'Cause it's sending a very clear message where I want you to be." "(CELL PHONE RINGING)" "Sir!" "Luntz here." "PHIL:" "Do you think I'm stupid?" "What are you talking about?" "I can see what you are doing." "You are sending a cop in here with the pizzas." "Just look, Phil." "Calm down now, that's just for everybody's safety." "That's all." "Well, it is not happening." "I'll bring them up there myself if you like." "I do not think so." "You will send in a regular person." "Regular person?" "Yes, a regular person." "You will send in someone from behind those barricades." "A regular person, not a cop." "What the hell is he doing?" "I wouldn't accept these if I were you." "Spencer!" "Just put the pizzas down and walk away." "Get out of there." "Eight pies, four of them are vegetable." "What?" "Is this guy for real?" "No pepperoni?" "Really?" "Plus the blatant disregard and utter criminal lack of ham and pineapple?" "Spencer..." "What kind of good faith negotiation is this?" "I mean, this is a hostage negotiation!" "Well, I don't care if you're not happy with the ingredients!" "Put the pizzas down and walk away!" "I won't let you accept these." "Walk away!" "This is my operation!" "Go get him." "Go get him out of there!" "Sir." "Sir..." "He's not going to accept the... (SCREAMS)" "SWAT OFFICER:" "All right then, move!" "Fan out!" "Fan out!" "Fan out!" "Go, go, go, go!" "Spencer!" "SWAT OFFICER:" "Everybody fall back!" "(SIGHS)" "Terrific." "Put those pizzas down, right over there." "All right, Phil, I am just as mad about this as you are." "Why don't you let me go out there and make this right?" "On the way back in, I'll have them throw in a couple of liters of old fashioned root beer and some Cinnastars." "They're like Cinnadots, they're just pointy." "They're good." "They're not great." "But I can get them, free of charge." "I'll be right back." "You're not going anywhere." "You've just become my next hostage." "GUS:" "Why does he keep separating everybody?" "Jules is dating an old SWAT guy?" "We are in a hostage situation, Shawn!" "You don't get that?" "I do get it." "What I don't get is the bulletproof vest over the shirt, what is that?" "I'm telling you, something's not right with this guy." "I mean, he makes us take our shoes off." "Who does that?" "Why?" "It's a way of containing people." "You know, slowing them down and whatnot." "So we can't run away when he starts shooting us!" "He's gonna start killing us off one by one." "Oh, my God!" "Would you please relax?" "Clearly, I have a handle on the situation." "A handle?" "A handle?" "You mouthed off to him and got yourself taken hostage!" "Of course I did." "That was my plan all along, you sweet dollop of spicy goodness." "I had to get myself in there, so I could see what I'm dealing with." "I have this feeling that we are not dealing with the person they think we are." "Why would a bank robber keep his safety on?" "So help me out." "Think." "What do you remember seeing the moment that the robbery went down?" "Features?" "Noses?" "Maybe a chin?" "I did see a chin, a beautiful one." "A glorious one." "There's a good chance she's over 100." "Are you sure you've thought this through?" "Not her, Shawn!" "SHAWN:" "Oh!" "I've had a lot of time to think in here, Shawn." "And I've realized some things about life." "It's been two hours." "Yes, but two hours hostage time." "Things happen fast in here, Shawn." "Life is fleeting." "And I need to live it." "I need to say the things I'm feeling and act on those feelings before it's too late." "And so do you." "Okay." "In other news..." "Phil!" "Phil!" "What are you..." "What are you doing?" "You wanna get yourself shot?" "What?" "Sorry." "Nothing!" "Our bad." "You just go back to your whole robbering thing." "I need to potty." "I'm sorry, I'm sorry." "I'm sorry, everyone." "I downed an Orange Julius right before I was taken captive and it went right through me." "I need to potty, okay?" "I know my body, and I know my stomach, and this could get really ugly." "All right." "All right, all right." "All right, don't anybody move." "I'm watching you." "I'm just gonna be right here." "Don't move." "You know I'm not really a regular person, right, Phil?" "What does that mean?" "'Cause I tried once and failed." "I'm just too unique and interesting." "The French call it du fromage, which, loosely translated, means "of cheese.' '" "The truth is, I'm actually a psychic, a professional one." "And I am getting a major reading right in here." "You are?" "(EXCLAIMS) There it goes again." "What?" "What's it saying?" "It's saying that you are a middle child." "Yes, yes, I am!" "It is also saying that you are not a bank robber." "You know this?" "Yes." "Very much so." "There is something else at play here, Phil." "Something nefarious and also evil." "Oh, God!" "You do know!" "All right!" "Okay." "I can't keep up this ruse any longer." "Please, how's my wife?" "Your wife?" "Yes, is she scared?" "Is she scared?" "Uh..." "Yes, she is scared." "Oh, my God." "Joanna, I am so sorry." "Can you, can you get a message to her?" "Yes." "I believe I can, yes." "Joanna." "Joanna." "Listen, Joanna, this morning" "I was confronted by a man, I don't know who, and he told me that he had kidnapped you and was holding you somewhere and if I didn't walk into this bank right then and get him these diamonds and drop them in a mailbox" "down the road, he was gonna kill you." "I screwed up." "And I don't know how to get out of this, honey, I'm so sorry." "Oh, wow." "Phil, that was something." "I mean, it was just really jam packed with information." "It was also a little breathy." "Oddly soothing." "She said not to worry." "Everything is going to be okay." "But how?" "You don't have to..." "Okay." "But how?" "I mean, I feel like I'm being watched, by the cops, but by someone in here." "Phil, I will help you, but you have to trust me." "I am working with the police department." "I know who all the players are out there." "I will get you out of this bank and I will find out where your wife is." "But you have to let me lead this negotiation." "Do you think you can do that?" "I think so." "Okay, here's the plan." "First, keep up the crazy-guy routine." "We need that." "All right." "But do not speak to anyone here, unless I am with you." "Secondly, you're gonna have to give me some privacy." "I wasn't kidding about the Orange Julius." "(CELL PHONE RINGING)" "Luntz, here." "I have some info for you." "Stubbins is not behind this." "Someone..." "Look, Spencer, the first thing you got to realize about these guys is that they will try to manipulate anybody they can to get out of there alive." "I think that you have interfered and screwed up enough, don't you?" "Why don't you find yourself a quiet little corner in there and lay low." "Copy?" "But I'm telling... (SIGHS)" "Kenny, I need to talk to you!" "Yes, sir!" "What's up, sir?" "(CELL PHONE RINGING)" "Hello?" "Lhasa apsos." "I have an idea that might put you back front and center on this case." "I'm listening." "Stubbins isn't behind the robbery." "Somebody kidnapped his wife and put him up to it." "Spencer, you know that sounds a little nutsy, right?" "What do you have to lose?" "Just send a couple black and whites out to look for the wife and see what blows back." "How can you be so sure that... (FLUSHING) What was that sound?" "Spencer?" "Hey, McNab!" "Yes, sir?" "I've got something I'm gonna send you out on." "Okay." "PHIL:" "What are we doing in the bank manager's office?" "I've taken the liberty of putting together a list of demands that you can give to Luntz." "Demands?" "Yup." "Yeah, we're gonna call out there and you're just gonna read these off to him." ""My demands, by Phil." ""An airplane to take me wherever I want." ""Tour bus, blue, with full tank of gas and groupies.' '" "That's nonnegotiable." ""$5,000 in unmarked bills.' '" "This is a huge list." "What if they won't get me any of this stuff?" "I don't expect them to, Phil." "It's just to buy us time, so that we can figure out who in here has put you up to this." ""A zip-line pulley system used to transport deliciously flavored snacks" ""and such from one location to another.' ' What is this?" "Look, just call out to Luntz, okay?" "And remember, I need to speak to him first." "SHAWN:" "What do you know about this guy, other than his name?" "LUNTZ:" "We know that his house was foreclosed on." "Luntz, it's Phil." "Hey there, friend." "I was wondering why I haven't heard from you." "Well, I am going to put Shawn..." "Spencer?" "Shawn Spencer on the phone." "He will be negotiating on my behalf from here on in." "No, no, Phil." "Don't do that." "That's a mistake." "This is between you and me..." "Hey, Cam, it's Shawn." "What's up, buddy?" "(SIGHS) Spencer, put Stubbins on the phone." "Now!" "(CHUCKLING) Eeh, that's..." "That's gonna be a little awkward." "I'm not really sure how to put this, and bear with me 'cause this is my first hostage negotiation." "But it would appear that I am, in fact, making the demands now." "So, why don't you go ahead and put Detective O'Hara on the phone, please." "Why in the world would I do that?" "Oh, I don't know, isn't the timbre of my voice telling you why?" "It's Spencer." "Shawn, are you all right?" "Jules, how serious is this thing with you and Luntz, really?" "(SIGHING) I am so not having this conversation with you right now." "Is he standing next to you, sniffing your hair?" "Huh?" "Is he listening to me?" "Shawn, half the Santa Barbara Police Department can hear us." "Okay, fine, you're right." "I'm sorry, I don't know what I was thinking." "Just answer me this." "Does he have those older guy boobies, that sort of droop at the ends?" "Okay, I'm hanging up on you now." "Whoa, whoa, whoa, hold on." "I'm putting Phil..." "I'm putting Phil on for Luntz." "Hey there, buddy, you there?" "Yeah." "Okay." "First, I need a plane." "(CHUCKLES)" "(WOMAN CHATTERING ON POLICE RADIO)" "Oh, gosh." "Shh." "(WHISPERING) This bank sucks." "Wait a minute, you're the bank manager." "Yes, I'm Nathaniel Gresling." "Do you recall rejecting a small business loan for a zip-line snack transportation system, calling it, and I quote," ""Fiscally irresponsible"?" "Shawn..." "Yes, I do." "Well, Mr. Nathaniel Gresling, this little task of retrieving the Mini Oreos took me 14 seconds." "Zip-line?" "(IMITATES WHOOSHING) Five." "Fiscally irresponsible?" "Nay!" "I call that my fiscal obligation to my shareholders, namely, Gus here." "Shawn!" "Look," "I'm sorry, you think that was all my decision?" "I'm just a dupe for the upper management." "I don't have the power you think I do." "We understand, Mr. Gresling." "I'm still a little fuzzy on the details." "Do you remember what happened this morning, when Mr. Stubbins came into the bank?" "I remember him entering the bank and he approached me." "I was busy with a customer, but he caught my attention." "He asked me to take him to the safety deposit vault, which I did." "GUS:" "Hmm." "GRESLING:" "Once inside the vault he drew his gun." "How do you suppose he knew about those diamonds?" "The diamonds were deposited in that particular box one week prior." "I very distinctly remember Mr. Stubbins being in the bank that day." "How do you distinctly remember that?" "Well, the gentleman who deposited the diamonds was a very wealthy customer, who management considers to be a VIP client." "Therefore, I'm instructed to treat him as such." "Right." "Mr. Stubbins was in the bank before to get to his safety deposit box, but I skipped him over." "That never feels good." "He was very upset." "He complained." "I felt bad for him and maybe this was my mistake, but I told him that the gentleman was depositing some very valuable merchandise." "Oh." "Therefore, he knew about the diamonds." "Right." "Don't beat yourself up, man." "It's not your fault." "Thank you very much." "(SIGHS)" "God." "Nothing is agreeing with me today." "Excuse me." "I'm gonna have to take care of some more business." "Phil, buddy." "What are you doing?" "They're going to meet all my demands." "Seriously?" "Even the plane?" "Yeah." "What about the snack line?" "Yeah." "They wanted me to come take a look at the bus." "It's not blue." "Is that okay?" "Yeah." "You have a shot, take it." "(ALL SCREAMING)" "SNIPER O VER WALKIE-TALKIE:" "Negative on the target, sir." "How did you miss?" "He just fell out of my scope." "Very strange." "Free hugs." "Who's next?" "Well, we're still coming to you from outside the National Savings Bank where the hostage situation has escalated." "Shawn Spencer, psychic detective for the Santa Barbara Police Department, is now inside the bank." "And is not only a hostage..." "You got to be kidding me." "... he appears to be calling the shots on behalf of the now named assailant," "Phillip Stubbins." "Oh, this can't be good." "(GROANING)" "Dude, don't even sit by me right now." "They already hate me for the phone thing," "I don't need them to know I'm friends with the guy that kept them from being rescued." "Okay, you know something, maybe before you admonish me with that tone of voice, you'd like to hear my insanely good news." "What?" "As a sign of cooperation," "Phil and I are going to release a hostage, you happy now?" "Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!" "Okay." "I knew you'd get me released!" "Thank you!" "Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait." "Dude, it's not you." "What?" "Think about it for a minute." "Oh, my God." "Oh, my God." "I'm a horrible person." "There's older people here and women." "Shawn, are you ready?" "Phil, I will be with you in one minute." "What?" "You are the hostage being released?" "Gus..." "I can't believe this!" "I have a hunch about where Phil's wife is being held." "I think it's directly linked to a list of foreclosed houses in the area." "And I have to check it out." "Don't you see?" "It's got to be me!" "Just figure this out and get me out of here before there's a red laser light shining on my forehead." "And be careful, Shawn." "I will, buddy." "Oh, and, Shawn, I just want you to know that no matter what happens," "I care about you and I appreciate you." "And, well," "I love you, Shawn." "Okay, buddy, I hear you." "You know I'm gonna be back in like a half an hour, right?" "Wow, that is a tight hug." "All right." "All right." "Okay." "Okay, I'm pretty sure Gresling is our guy." "You are?" "Yeah." "This morning when you walked into the bank, you didn't find him, he found you." "His hands were quicker than your gun." "What?" "Just stay away from him, say nothing." "Do not pick up the bank line." "Do not field any calls until I return." "Okay?" "All right." "Shawn, I love my wife." "I know you do, man." "(CROWD CHEERING)" "MAN:" "You did it!" "All right, go get him!" "All right, put him in a holding van, I wanna debrief him." "No, no." "No way, Luntz." "This is our guy, any debriefing is gonna be done by us." "No, this is my investigation." "Well, guys, guys, I appreciate you arguing over me, but let me just point out," "I'm not wearing briefs." "Commander Luntz, Mr. Spencer is in our department, so we'll debrief him first, but we'll share any information that we gather." "Hands off." "Shawn!" "Shawn!" "Whoa, whoa, whoa!" "Dad?" "Hurry up." "What are you doing down here?" "Look, I don't know what you and Gus have gotten yourselves into, but I came down here to warn you." "Warn me of what?" "This guy doing the negotiating, he's done negotiating." "Meaning?" "He's getting ready to take this guy out." "Yeah, Dad, I know." "He already took a shot." "Yes, but Shawn, he's getting ready to go in with tear gas." "I've seen it before." "It's not pretty." "(SIGHING) How much time do I have?" "I don't know." "Hour, tops." "(SIGHS) All right." "Thanks, Dad." "Shawn, you be careful." "All right." "(ALL WHOOPING)" "Hi, Shawn Spencer." "Thanks for coming out." "It means a lot." "HENRY:" "Shawn!" "WOMAN:" "Call me." "Look, Lassy, I am telling you that Stubbins is not behind this and I know at the very least that Gresling, the bank manager, is involved." "It's a moot point." "He's gonna do what he's gonna do." "There are hostages in there." "I know that, my best friend is one of them." "If we can get out of here and find this guy's wife, we can show that the kidnapping thing holds water." "Look, I am breaking about 50 codes of police procedure just by talking to you about this." "Ah, the code!" "That is your biggest problem." "Oh, it's my problem?" "Yeah, just once, could you grab life by the little Lassiters and follow your instincts?" "I know you don't like my methods, I know you don't like me." "But we are pressed for time and I am telling you, I am vibing like crazy." "Can we screw protocol and get the hell out of here?" "You take shotgun." "You are so sexy right now." "(INAUDIBLE)" "Where are you going?" "I'm sorry." "But you're not the only one here who has a job to do." "Wait, are we still on for tonight?" "CARLTON:" "All right, where am I driving?" "SHAWN:" "Just head down to State Street." "Then you're gonna be making a left on Laporte." "Yes, left." "I'm being drawn there by the wife now." "All right, Jules, give me one good reason, why you find this guy attractive." "Shawn!" "You can't give me one?" "I can think of many." "Is one of them that you're looking forward to giving him sponge baths in the near future?" "I happen to find his age and his maturity appealing." "He's distinguished and virile." "And most importantly, he knows who he is." "And that is attractive." "You two know I'm in the van, right?" "Here!" "Stop here." "This is it." "She's being held right in there." "All right, Spencer." "You stay put." "I will not be responsible for you." "O'Hara, we go on three." "You ready?" "One, two..." "Can I say it?" "Let me say it." "Hey." "(SOFTLY) Shawn, get back in the car, this could be dangerous!" "I will, but I have to tell you something." "Shawn, get back in the car!" "Go out with Luntz." "What?" "I want you to go out with Luntz." "Shawn!" "What are you trying to pull?" "I'm not trying to pull anything." "I just want you to be happy." "So, if you think this guy can make you happy or even if you're not sure and there's a tiny part of you that thinks that there might be a chance for that, I think you owe it to yourself to go for it." "Thank you, Shawn." "You're welcome." "When are you supposed to go out next?" "Tonight, actually..." "Wow!" "That's so fast." "Where's he gonna take you?" "Mario's." "Mario's?" "That place is a little stuffy, don't you think?" "I like their bread." "Clear!" "Clear!" "Split!" "Spencer, what the hell are you doing?" "I told you to stay in the car!" "If I'd stayed in the car, I wouldn't be able to tell you that someone just took off running that way through the yard!" "They're gone." "CARLTON:" "I'll call in a perimeter request, get canine down here." "You wanna help me with this gag?" "Yeah." "(SNIFFLING)" "Hello, Joanna." "I have a message from your husband." "I'm gonna try to make contact one more time and then that's it." "Prepare to go in with the gas." "(PHONE RINGING)" "You, come on." "What do you want?" "Come on." "Right now." "Right now." "Why?" "What do you want?" "Oh!" "Don't move." "Don't talk!" "Look at the floor!" "Look at the floor!" "Come on!" "Right now." "What?" "Right now." "In here." "In here." "Get in there." "What?" "(GRUNTS)" "You have my wife!" "What are you talking about?" "You know where she is." "Tell me where she is." "I don't know what you're talking about." "You know where she is, tell me where she is." "I swear." "You're crazy!" "Where's my wife?" "GRESLING:" "I don't know." "I'm gonna shoot you right now!" "Where is my wife?" "All right, Mrs. Stubbins, what can you tell us about the man that kidnapped you?" "Well, there were actually two men." "Two?" "Are you sure?" "(GRUNTING) Where's my wife?" "(GRUNTS)" "I was blindfolded, but through a crack in the bottom," "I was able to make out two pairs of feet." "I didn't see much, but I know one of them was wearing a pair of brown wingtip shoes." "I got it." "The other one's in the bank." "I got to call Phil and warn him." "(PHONE RINGING)" "(GUN COCKING)" "That's it, men, it's go time." "Hit him with the tear gas, and go in on my call." "(SWAT TEAM CLAMORING)" "SWAT OFFICER:" "Watch your back!" "Stay there!" "Hold your men!" "JULIET:" "Morgan Phelps is the second man inside the bank." "Canine caught the guy running away from the house who gave him up." "But I don't get the bank manager." "Gresling knew the bank was gonna be robbed?" "He planned the whole thing from the beginning." "He knew that his VIP client had dropped off the diamonds." "The diamonds were deposited in that particular box one week prior." "He figured this was his chance to score big, so he contacted Morgan Phelps." "JULIET:" "Who has a rap sheet as long as my arm." "So, why didn't Phelps just steal the diamonds himself?" "They didn't need a professional bank robber because Gresling would basically just be handing the diamonds over." "And Phil was a perfect mark." "They could put him at the bank on the day the diamonds were delivered." "That, plus the back taxes and the recent foreclosure made him seem like a really desperate guy who needed cash in a big way." "So Phelps plants himself in the bank to make sure everything goes smoothly and then finds himself caught as a hostage when the whole deal goes sour." "I'll keep trying Luntz, but I'm pretty sure he's blocked all calls not coming from inside the bank." "We need to get back there before he goes in." "Luntz!" "Have your guys grab Gresling, the bank manager." "Take him into custody." "He's in on it." "We're looking for Phelps." "Who?" "Phelps." "Have you accounted for all the hostages?" "We're counting bodies now." "It's a mess out here." "SHAWN:" "All right." "There's no wing tips." "Phelps is gone." "He must've taken off somewhere." "When did you last see him?" "We were being held in the back room." "I know where Phelps is." "Where?" "He's in the sewer." "He's in the sewer system!" "That's ridiculous." "Is it, Luntz?" "All right, I do know this much." "If someone were to access the sewer system out back it would dump them almost anywhere in the city." "Luntz, I'm a psychic, you're just gonna have to trust me." "Plus, listen to my voice." "It's even." "It's steady." "No vibrato." "Gus, quick!" "Help me boost Lassy up to the ceiling." "Phelps is inside one of these ducts." "What?" "Then what happened to the whole psychic sewer vision thing?" "Lassy, do we really have time to answer these questions?" "Now, come on, just give me one of those size 12 narrows." "Give me the other!" "(GRUNTING)" "(CARLTON GRUNTING)" "Freeze!" "Come here!" "I got him!" "Good work, partner!" "We'll grab back-up." "Partner?" "Uh, excuse me?" "What was that about?" "Well, you got to admit, it's better than a little boy cat or a little girl cat." "Not appreciated, Shawn." "But, look at you, man, surviving a bank hostage crisis and still looking all "Poitier on a hot day.' '" "What?" "Go ahead, slap me in the face." "Tell me they call you "Mr. Tibbs.' '" "I'm not doing that." "Come on, it'll make you feel better." "They call me, Mr..." "I'm not doing that." "(LAUGHING) Look at you." "You were one word away." "Come on." "What do they call you?" "Can we get in the car?" "They call you, what?" "They call you, Mr... (LAUGHS)" "(KNOCKING ON DOOR)" "Jules!" "Hi." "What are you..." "Evidence turned these over to me." "I think they're Gus's shoes." "So, I just..." "I thought I'd bring them by and drop them off." "That is very sweet of you." "You can burn them." "What?" "He was devastated the whole way home." "He cried about them already, on my shoulder, like a baby." "I just put him down." "He's resting now." "So what is this?" "What am I seeing here?" "This is the "returning footwear to a friend" outfit?" "Oh, Cameron had to cancel tonight." "No." "Yeah." "No!" "Yeah, he said he took, like, four showers, but he still couldn't get that sewer smell out of his skin." "Ah!" "Jeez, that damn sewer." "We wrapped everything up so nicely so that you guys could..." "But you know what?" "The man followed a hunch." "And that's all you can ask from a guy." "Hey, follow your hunches." "And he did." "I'm sorry it didn't work out for you kids." "But you gave it a real shot, a fair shot." "Shawn, I'm seeing him tomorrow night." "Really?" "Wow, that's so fast on the rescheduling." "It's..." "No conflicts either way?" "Huh." "Yeah, we'll see." "Well, I should go." "Hey, have you..." "Have you eaten?" "No." "Well, I can't offer anything as fancy as Mario's, but..." "What do you think of a Ball Park Frank and a stroll on the boardwalk?" "It is golden time." "I've been told, I..." "I look pretty good in that lighting." "Really?" "It's true." "Is that right?" "(WHIRRING)" "(CHUCKLES)" "They plump when you cook them." "They plump?" "Literally." "As the temperature rises, the wiener absorbs all additional moisture." "Causing it to double." "Sometimes even triple in diameter." "Triple?" "Wow!" "In between the lines there's a lot of obscurity" "I'm not inclined to resign to maturity" "If it's all right then you're all wrong" "But why bounce around to the same damn song?" "You'd rather run when you can't crawl" "I know, you know That I'm not telling the truth" "I know, you know They just don't have any proof" "Embrace the deception Learn how to bend" "Your worst inhibitions tend to psych you out in the end" "I know, you know" "I know, you know"

"Hey, Charlie." "Whatever it is, I can't deal with it right now." "I've got a lot on my mind and I'm about to start group." "But this is huge." "Fine." "What is it?" "I'm into fat chicks." "I went to a party this weekend and the big girls are awesome." "If you're holding the dip bowl, you're in the center of the action." "What kind of a low-rent, suburban shindig were you at where they made you hold the dip bowl?" "You don't seem happy for me." "I just spoke to Kate." "She went out with a guy who might give us the grant money for our research." "Sounds like she came within an inch of sleeping with him." "Wait, wait, wait." "I thought you wanted her to sleep with the guy so you could get the grant to keep your sex study going." "That was only when the guy was a woman." "Sleeping with a guy who's a guy is totally unsavory." "Oh, so you're okay with her having sex as long as it's lesbian sex." " Well, that's totally savory." " Right." "Ed:" "What are you blaming me for?" "If you were in better shape, you wouldn't have hurt your back." "Oh, for heaven's sakes." "Whoa, Martin, are you okay?" "No, I'm fine." "Getting old is tough." "My grandpa sneezed once and now he looks like the letter N." "Oh, please." "He threw his back out this morning in the park playing chess with the local Negroes." "Was it the chess, Ed, or was it the running away after you called them "local Negroes"?" "Well, what's the big deal?" "They call it the United Negro College Fund." "How come when I say it," "I end up hiding behind a jungle gym?" "Because, Ed, you called the man you were playing chess with" ""Jungle Jim."" "Oh." "Martin, if your back hurts, you could come with me to yoga tomorrow afternoon." "I think it'll totally help you." "No, thanks for the offer, Lacey, but there's nothing wrong with my back." "And even if there was," "I'm afraid yoga's a little out of my price range." "No problem." "I've got a two-week guest pass for family members." "You could pretend to be my dad." "When I was 14, I found out my dad was pretending to be my dad." "I also found out I was 16." "Please, Martin?" "Sure, I'd be delighted to play your father, but not because I need it, because, you know, I don't need it." "What's the matter?" "Aren't you gonna pick up those keys with that healthy back?" "You know me, I like to make a game out of life." "For example, let's see if I can get these keys up and out the door, down to the curb, and up onto the hood of my car while only using my feet." "Since when do you care about Martin's back?" "( Keys jingle ) Or anybody's back?" "Or anybody?" "Or anything?" "Shh." "My yoga teacher is super hot." "( Keys jingle )" "The only bad thing about him is he cares about family and karma and all that crap." "( Keys clatter )" "Voilà." "Good-bye, everyone." "Are these your keys, Grandpa?" "You're not allowed to touch them." "He's playing a game." "Oh." "Sorry, Grandpa." "Kate?" "Kate?" "Oh, hello, Charlie." "Leslie." "What the hell are you doing here?" "I'm taking Kate to lunch." "We're going to discuss the grant." "She's waiting in the car." "Hey, wait a second." "You're the guy in charge of the grants?" "Surprise." "Your entire future is in my hands." "You're a tool and I don't buy the accent." "So what did I do to incur such wrath?" "You tried to stop me from sleeping with one of my ex-patients." "Oh, oh, so I'm a terrible person because I have morals and standards and I try to stop you doing something unethical?" "You were trying to screw her, too!" "Let's not nitpick." "Look, you obviously have feelings for Kate." "It must be very difficult for you knowing that we'll be going on a trip together this weekend." "Oh, really?" "Where?" "A sleepy little hamlet about an hour north." "Perhaps you've heard of it." "Pound Town." "Hey, Lis, you got a minute?" "( Laughing )" "I was just talking to your boss about my grant." "Isn't it awful?" " What's that?" " Talking to him." "Yeah, what a dick." "I wanted to talk to you more about that off the record." "Oh..." "( Laughs )" "I don't know if I feel comfortable with that." "Look, I'm not asking you to undermine your boss." "I'm asking you to help me dig up some dirt so we can ruin him." "And why would I do that?" "Because if we don't do something by Friday," "Kate, that raven-haired goddess you had a crush on, is going to be groped by Leslie's pasty, British, inbred man hands." "( Laughing )" "I think you should probably leave." "He's a man." "A disgusting, hairy man." "Oh, stop it." "You know, sometimes when I get out of the shower," "I look in the mirror and I cry." "You know why?" " Uh-uh." " Because I'm a man." "All right, all right, all right, all right, all right." "I'll tell you everything, but it's not gonna do you any good." "Okay, he does this all the time." "He promises women he'll fund their research in exchange for sex, and then after he sleeps with them, he doesn't give them the money." "What?" "What kind of a lowlife has sex and doesn't pay for it?" "Anger Management 2x34" " Charlie and the Sting - Original air date September 12, 2013" "Oh, my God, here he comes." "Hi, Tyler." "Namaste." "Is that all you're wearing?" "You look like a streetwalker." "At least I can walk." " Namaste." "Lacey, right?" " You remembered." "This is my father." "I brought him here to help him heal." "Because like you said," ""Who you are on the mat is who you are in life."" ""The universe is a circus."" " Circle." " Circle." "We have a very close-knit family." "Sadly, her mother died recently of a heart attack." "Probably because she saw the way her daughter dresses for yoga class." "Oh, Dad." "My mom's body was a lot like mine, so I like to show it off in her memory." "I think the angriest I've ever been in my life was the first time I got arrested." "Understandable." "Followed by the fourth time I got arrested." "Also understandable." "Second and third are both tied." "And five through 12..." "whew... kind of a blur." "But I was actually asking everybody to tell a story from their childhood." "( Chuckles ) That was my childhood." "( Cell phone chiming )" "Hello, Kate?" "Oh, hi." "No, no, it's not time for my Pap smear." "Sorry, guys, I was really hoping that was somebody else." "What's going on, Charlie?" "You know that woman that I talk about occasionally..." "Kate?" "Robot lady." "( Chattering )" "Anyways, she's going out of town this weekend to have sex with a total scumbag." "This guy promises women grant money for sex and then never gives them the grant." "The problem is I've only got 48 hours to bring the guy down, but I don't have any evidence." "You need to break the law, Charlie." "Cleo's right." "You need to tape him." "Tape him?" "You mean like wear a wire?" "No." "Tape his mouth, tape his hands, take him out to the desert and dig a hole." "No." "Yes." "I'll tape him and I'll use that for the evidence." "Wayne:" "Whatever you do, don't wear one of those hidden cameras they hide in glasses." "People catch on to that and you end up dead in the shower like that guy." "What's that boy's name again?" "Fake-ass-glasses-dead-snitch-Pete." "This guy have a nickname?" ""John."" "Hey, Saundra." "It's Charlie Goodson." "Yeah, that was an awesome date." "Listen, I'm back from the Sudan now." "Yeah, just put the bags over there." "Anyway, I need your help." "There's this sketchy guy who's tricking women into having sex... no, it's not me." "But I am gonna be taping it and... wait, hello?" "Charlie, none of these girls are gonna do pervy stuff with you if you just come out and ask 'em." "No, no, no." "It's not what you think." "There's this sleazebag who's trying to seduce Kate, so I'm trying to find a way to trick him into revealing himself." "And now you can't find anyone to help you." "No, no." "I've asked every remotely bangable woman I know who could possibly seduce... and then I thought, "Why not go classy?"" "Would you do this for me, Jen?" "I'm gonna pass." "Oh, come on." "I really need this." "Well, I like Kate and I don't wanna see her get hurt." "Plus, I'm bored out of my mind." "The old lady across the street invited me mall walking and I thought, "Maybe."" "Well, you'll do it." "Great." "Thank you." "Now this guy has to really believe that you're applying for a grant." "Can you pretend to be a psychologist?" "Well, I've been watching you pretend for the last 10 years." "Hey, hey, hey." "It's 12 years in June." "Hello, Lacey." "Sorry I'm late." "You know you don't have to be here anymore." "You must have old man stuff to do." "I'm not here to bother you, kid." "After yesterday, my back feels a whole lot better." "In fact, Ed didn't have to help me put on my socks this morning, which was a win-win for everybody." "Okay, everybody." "We're gonna start slowly today with some cat-cow stretches." "Tyler, could you come over here and see if my butt's doing this right?" "You're doing great." "But what you wanna do is tilt your pelvis like this." "All right, buddy." "You wanna get your hands off my daughter's body?" "Relax, Dad." "He's just realigning my chakras." "Most of the best ones are in the bathing suit area." "He better stop before I realign his face." "Dad." "Can't you see what he's doing?" "I'll bet you he's slept with half the people in this class." "Hey, come on, let's be honest." "Who of you have slept with this guy?" "You should all be ashamed of yourselves." "I came here hoping to have a spiritual experience and now I feel dirty." "But not as dirty as I was hoping to feel." "( Laughs ) Wow." "After everything I had heard about you," "I'm surprised you're so funny and charming." "I say no to a lot of people and you know how catty the scientific community can be." "Oh, you don't have to tell me." "Whenever I'm walking around with the other scientists in my white lab coat, they're all, "This scientist is bad at science."" "And I'm all like, "Come on, guys." "Science."" "I couldn't have said it better myself." "So why don't you tell me more about your fascinating little study?" "Well," "I wanna study dignity in rodents." "I'm sorry, I thought you said "dignity in rodents."" "I did." "I wanna find out how much they'll sacrifice their dignity to get something that they really want." "I see, my little field mouse." "Do you like magic?" "Card magic?" "Doesn't every woman love card magic?" "I'm actually quite good." " I trained under the Great Couchelle." " Ooh." "Here, sign your name on this card." "And then I'm going to fold it with one hand." "And place it inside your mouth." "And then I'm going to write my name..." ""Leslie"... fold it and you are going to place it inside my mouth." "And now we're going to kiss." "And something magical is going to happen." "Look at your card." "Wait, this has your name on it." " That's amazing!" " Thank you." "And this is yours." "And it says..." ""I'm Charlie Goodson's ex-wife."" "That's amazing, too!" "In a less fun way." "My office couldn't find your bio, so I did a bit of research and I saw this picture of you sitting in the back of a pickup truck drinking a PBR and I thought," ""Ooh, that's not a titan of science."" "So... why are you really here, Jennifer?" "I'm sorry." "I only did it to help Charlie." "You know why he's out to get me, don't you?" "A while back, we were competing for a girl named Hope and he lost." "What?" "!" "He's got me throwing myself at you because of some other woman?" "Leslie Moore." "Didn't expect to see you here." "That is one hot piece of tail you got there." "Is she gonna benefit from your special" "Pound Town endowments?" "( Cell phone ringing )" "Your chips are ringing." "( Ringing continues )" "( Ringing stops )" "Charlie, he knows!" "I'm sorry, who are you and how do you know my name?" "Why didn't you tell me this was just part of some stupid, macho revenge fantasy of yours?" "Is that what this snake told you?" "He's not a snake." "He's charming and smart." "And you let me humiliate myself over some random skank." "Come on, Leslie, we can finish this up at my place." "Wait, you're doing this just to get back at Charlie, aren't you?" " Hells, yeah!" " I'm fine with that." "I haven't had revenge sex in years." "I forgot how good it is." "I've never had revenge sex." "I've only ever been the reason for it." "Charlie's jealous of you." "That's what makes you so hot." "I know." "What exactly was he trying to get on me, anyway?" "Something about you having sex with women in exchange for grants." "But don't tell me if it's true or not." "I don't want to know." "Brilliant." "I mean, we all understand the way the world works." "You have something these women want, they have something you want." "Exactly." "It's quid pro quo." "Let's pretend I am a scientist and I do want a grant... really bad." "Okay." "What would I have to do?" "Would I have less dignity than a field mouse?" "Oh, good Lord, no." "I'm not a monster." "I would just..." "I would just tell you that you have to have sex with me to get the grant." "And after that, you know, it's good old-fashioned, me-in-women's-hosiery-woman-on-top sex." "Charlie, is that enough?" "I'm starting to get grossed out." "What do you think, Lisa?" "Is that enough?" "( Lisa laughs )" "What is the meaning of this?" "The meaning of this is you're busted." "And I'm pretty sure by tomorrow morning," "Lisa's going to have your job." "Yeah, who's laughing now?" "( Laughs )" "I am." "( Laughs )" "You have nothing on me." "It's your words against mine." "Yeah, well, that's where you're wrong, "Oliver Twit."" "We've got you admitting everything on hidden camera." "That's not a camera, Charlie, that's just a clock." "Well, where's the hidden camera?" "It's up on the mantle disguised as a video camera." "( Sighs ) Leslie:" "Okay, Charlie, give me the camera and I'll give you a grant to study the beaches of Acapulco." "Forget it, Leslie." "He who laughs last laughs best." "Oh, come on, Lisa." "One time." "( Laughing )" "Kate." "I know you hate being wrong, but Leslie's out, Lisa's in, and we got the grant." "Hey, Kate." "Are you in there?" "Where's all your stuff?" "What's going on?" "Why'd you leave a note?" "You're not in there, are you?" "Maybe I should read the note." "Okay, Charlie is officially 20 minutes late." "And there's nothing to eat." "Therapy snacks are the most important meal of the day." "All right, here's what I could scrounge up." "A bottle of '94 Bordeaux, some Camembert cheese, a tin of caviar, and toast points." "Didn't he have any of his usual donuts and muffins?" "Yeah." "Ahem." "Hey, everybody." "Sorry I'm late." "Tons of traffic." "I thought we'd pick it up where we left off last week." "I guess I'm going to be the one to ask." "Do you have any donuts?" "Damn, son, what the hell happened to you?" "Why, because you all decided to show up early and I'm comfortably dressed?" "You brought out my wine." "Sweet." "I probably shouldn't drink this on an empty stomach." "I feel like this should be fun, but it's not." "What happened to you?" "Nothing." "Oh, Kate left." "Probably forever." "Kate?" "Oh, so now you can't finish your research study." "Oh, it goes deeper than that." "She wasn't just my research partner and best friend." "We also had phenomenal sex together." "Charlie, are you sure you want to tell us this?" "Thank you." "You're right." "Too personal." "She never ran out of saliva." "But now she's gone." "She did leave me this cool letter." "If you could read that for me." "( Sighs ) Try not to crease it." "I'm saving that for my scrapbook." "Would you pass the caviar?" ""Dear Charlie,"" "I don't like what I've become." ""I've done some soul-searching recently..."" "If Kate's out looking for her soul, she'll be searching for a long time." "Okay." ""When I realized I was willing"" "to have sex with a stranger to advance my career, it scared me." ""I've lost my moral compass..."" "Kate never had a moral compass." "She was always heading in the direction of self-by-self-centered." "Continue." "I don't want to." "Continue!" "We're playing a game." "Yeah, never mind." "It goes on and on like that." "Long story short, she's moved to India to find herself and wants to live in an ashram or something." "How crazy is that?" "Said the man not wearing any pants." "And, Ed, it feels great." "Hey, anybody ever been to a gun range?" "Charlie, are you going to be okay?" "Of course I'm going to be okay." "I just woke up from a three-year mistake." "Look at me, I'm free." "Now I can do whatever the hell I want to." "Ahh." "That's where those go now." "So, Ed, last week you were angry because you broke a shoelace." "How's that going for you?"

"England" "I finished my play." "Well done." "Have you seen Mummy?" "Well, she'll be in the drawing room, I expect." "I hope you're not gonna be getting under our feet today, Miss Briony." "We got a dinner for 10 to prepare." "Hello, pal, I hear you're putting on a play." "Who told you?" "Jungle drums." "Will you come and see it?" "I'm not sure that would be quite..." "Why don't you let me read it?" "You used to make me those beautiful bound copies of all your stories." "I've kept them all." "I still want you to come." "Let's see." "I have to go now." "Mummy, I need you!" "Stupendous." "It's stupendous, darling." "Your first play." "Do you think so?" "Do you think Leon will like it?" "Well, of course he will." "The Trials of Arabella, by Briony Tallis." "Cee." "Yes?" "What do you think it would feel like to be someone else?" "Cooler, I should hope." "I'm worried about the play." "I'm sure it's a masterpiece." "But we only have the afternoon to rehearse." "What if the twins can't act?" "You have to be nice to them." "I wonder how'd you feel if your mother had run off with Mr What's-his-name who reads the news on the wireless?" "Perhaps I should have written Leon a story." "If you write a story, you only have to say the word "castle," and you could see the towers and the woods and the village below, but..." "In a play, it's..." "It all depends on other people." "Cee." "Yes?" "Why don't you talk to Robbie any more?" "I do." "We just move in different circles, that's all." "Do we have to do a play?" "Why do we have to?" "It's to celebrate my brother Leon's visit." "I hate plays." "So do I." "How can you hate plays?" "It's just showing off." "You'll be in this play or you'll get a clout." "And I'll tell the parents." "You're not allowed to clout us." "We're guests in this house." "And what did the parents say we were to make ourselves?" "Well, Pierrot?" "Amenable." "Jackson?" "Amenable." "Amenable, that's right." "Now, Briony, what's your play about?" "Well, it's about how love is all very well, but you have to be sensible." "I suppose you're going to be Arabella." "Well, not necessarily." "In that case, do you mind if I play her?" "Lola was in the school play." "Do say yes." "It'd be the first decent thing to happen to me in months." "Well, yes, all right." "I suppose we should start by reading it." "If you're going to be Arabella, then I'll be the director, thank you very much." "Sorry." "I'm going to do the prologue." ""Prologue." ""This is the tale of spontaneous Arabella," ""who ran away with an extrinsic fellow." ""It grieved her parents to see their firstborn" ""evanesce from her home to go to Eastbourne."" "Yes?" "Nothing." "Just thought I'd watch." "Rehearsals are private, I'm afraid." "You can see the play this evening." "I'll have to work then." "Well, I'm sorry, Danny." "Can we go for a swim now?" "Yes, yes, yes!" "No, I don't really think there's time!" "Cecilia will let us." "I'm sure a half-hour break would do us all good." "Cecilia?" "Cecilia!" "Cecilia!" "Cecilia!" "Cecilia, Cecilia." "Please, can we go for a swim, Cecilia?" "Yes, I don't see why not." "Don't go out of your depth!" "Can you do me one of your Bolshevik roll-ups?" "Beautiful day." "I suppose so." "Too hot for me." "Are you enjoying your book?" "No, not really." "It gets better." "I prefer Fielding any day." "Much more passionate." "Leon's coming down today, did you know?" "I heard a rumour." "He's bringing a friend with him." "It's Paul Marshall, the chocolate millionaire." "Are the flowers for him?" "Why shouldn't they be?" "Leon says he's very charming." "The Old Man telephoned last night." "He says you're planning on being a doctor." "I'm thinking about it, yes." "Another six years of student life." "How else do you become a doctor?" "You could get a fellowship, now," "couldn't you?" "With your First?" "I don't want to teach." "I said I'd pay your father back." "That's not what I meant at all." "Let me help with that." "No, I'm all right, thanks." "Take the flowers." "Take the flowers." "I'm all right." "I'm all right." "Oh, you idiot." "Do you realise that's probably the most valuable thing we own?" "Not any more, it isn't." "Careful!" "I'm..." "Hello, Robbie!" "No need to encourage him." "Cee?" "Mother?" "Where is everyone, Danny?" "I don't know, sir." "Sir." "Gasping for a drink." "Will you have one?" "Rather." "Whisky?" "Please." "Leon!" "Here she is." "Oh, I've missed you." "I've been going completely doolally up here." "This is my sister, Cecilia." "Paul Marshall." "I've heard an awful lot about you." "Likewise." "Where are we putting him?" "In the blue room." "Mother's lying down, she's got one of her migraines." "I'm not surprised, with this heat." "It's the big room next to the nursery." "Is the Old Man staying in town?" "Looks like it." "Some sort of rush on at the Ministry." "So aren't we doing the play?" "No." "Why not?" "Don't ask me." "I don't like it here." "There's always a problem when a new brand comes about." "The remarketing, the re-packaging, the re-shaping." "Even the re-flavouring in some cases, or whole new technology." "I think our main challenge is whether or not to launch the new Amo Bar." "The Army Amo." "Do you see?" "Pass the Amo?" "My source at the Ministry is very reliable," "I used to clean his shoes at Harrow, informs me we have a good chance of including it in the standard issue ration pack." "Which means that I'd have to open at least three more factories." "More if they bring in conscription, which I say is bound to happen if Herr Hitler doesn't pipe down." "He's about as likely to do that as buy shares in Marks and Spencer's, wouldn't you agree?" "This isn't very good." "I make a cocktail with crushed ice, rum and melted dark chocolate." "It's absolutely scrumptious." "Guess who we met on the way in?" "Robbie." "I told him to join us tonight." "Oh, Leon, you didn't." "So, Robbie, the housekeeper's son, whose father did a bunk 20 years ago, gets a scholarship to the local grammar, the Old Man puts him through Cambridge, goes up at the same time as Cee, and for three years she hardly speaks to him." "Wouldn't let him within a mile of her Roedean chums." "Anyone got a cigarette?" "I don't know what the hell he's doing these days, messing about in flower beds." "As a matter of fact, he's planning on doing a medical degree." "And the Old Man said yes to that?" "Look, I really think you should go down to the lodge and ask him not to come." "Why?" "Has something happened between you?" "For God's sake." "When can we go home?" "Soon." "We can't go home." "It's a divorce." "How dare you say that?" "Well, it's true!" "You will never, ever use that word again!" "Do you understand?" "Now what are we going to do?" "I'm always asking myself that." "My name is Paul Marshall." "You must be the cousins from the north." "What are your names?" "Pierrot." "Jackson." "What marvellous names." "Do you know our parents?" "Well, I've read about them in the paper." "What exactly have you read about them?" "Oh, you know." "The usual sort of nonsense." "I'll thank you not to talk about this in front of the children." "Your parents are absolutely wonderful people, that's quite clear, and they love you and think about you all the time." "Jolly nice slacks." "We went to see a show and I got them at Liberty's." "What was the show?" "Hamlet." "Ah, yes. "To be or not to be."" "I like your shoes." "Duckers in the Turl." "They make a wooden thing, shaped like your foot." "Keep it forever." "I'm starving." "When's dinner?" "Well, I might be able to help you there, if you can guess what I do for a living." "You've got a chocolate factory." "Everyone knows that." "Then it wasn't a guess, was it?" "There'll be one of these in every kit bag of every soldier in the British Army." "Sugar casing, so it won't melt." "Why should they get free sweets?" "'Cause they'll be fighting for their country." "Our daddy says there isn't going to be a war." "Your daddy is wrong." "Calling it the Army Amo." "Amo, amas, amat." "Top marks." "It's boring how everything ends in "o." "Polo" and "Aero."" "And "Oxo" and "Brillo"." "Sounds as if you don't want it." "Then I shall just have to give it to your sister." "Bite it." "You have to bite it." "The Princess was well aware of his remorseless wickedness." "But that made it no easier to overcome the voluminous love she felt in her heart for Sir Romulus." "The Princess knew instinctively that the one with red hair was not to be trusted." "As his young ward dived again and again to the depths of the lake, in search of the enchanted chalice, Sir Romulus twirled his luxuriant moustache." "Sir Romulus rode with his two companions, northwards, drawing ever closer to an effulgent sea." "So heroic in manner, he appeared so valiant in word no one could ever guess at the darkness lurking in the black heart of Sir Romulus Turnbull." "He was the most dangerous man in the world." ""Dear Cecilia, I thought I should write to apologise for my clumsy" ""and inconsiderate behaviour."" ""Forgive me if I seem strange but I'm..."" "Dear Cecilia, you'd be forgiven for thinking me mad, the way I acted this afternoon." "The truth is I feel rather lightheaded and foolish in your presence, Cee, and I don't think I can blame the heat." ""Will you forgive me?" ""Robbie."" "Off out then?" "Yes, Leon's asked me to join them for dinner." "So that's why I've been polishing silver all afternoon." "I'll think of you when I see my face in the spoon." "You're not a bit like your father." "Not in any way." "That's because I'm all yours." "I'll be late." "Your shirts are hanging upstairs." "Son." "Yes?" "Nothing." "Briony!" "Is that you?" "Are you all right?" "Do you think you could do me a favour?" "Could you run ahead and give this to Cee?" "I..." "Feel a bit of a fool handing it over myself." "All right." "Briony." "Briony!" "I suppose he's what you might call eligible." "Rather." "He certainly seems to think he's the cat's pyjamas." "Which is odd, considering he has pubic hair growing out of his ears." "I should imagine he'd give you a lot of very noisy, boneheaded sons." "He's quite a good egg, actually." "You say that about everyone." "Leon!" "Rummy, if it ain't my little sis!" "I wrote you a play, Leon." "I wanted to do a play for you." "The Trials Of Arabella." "Well, there's still time." "Doesn't have to be this evening." "No, it's impossible." "Briony." "Tell you what." "I'm good at voices, you're even better, so we'll read it out after dinner." "Briony, did you read this letter?" "Yes, let's." "That's a wonderful idea." "Briony!" "Here we are." "My choc-tail." "I insist you try it." "Wasn't there an envelope?" "Do you mind if I come in?" "I've had the most appalling evening." "The twins have been torturing me." "Look." "How awful." "Chinese burns." "That's right." "They want to go home." "They think it's me that's keeping them here." "Lola." "Can I tell you something?" "Something really terrible." "Yes, please." "What's the worst word you can possibly imagine?" "He's a sex maniac!" "That's right." "What's Cecilia going to do?" "I don't know." "You ought to call the police." "Do you think so?" "He said he thought about it all day long." "All you have to do is show them the letter." "You won't tell anyone, will you, promise?" "I promise." "Good." "If he found out, there's no knowing what he might do." "You're right." "You better tidy your face." "I've still got to change." "Thanks, Briony." "You're a real brick." "Cecilia!" "It was a mistake." "Briony read it." "My God, I'm so sorry." "It was the wrong version." "Yes." "It was never meant to be read." "No." "What was in the version I was meant to read?" "I don't know." "It was more formal." "Less..." "Anatomical?" "Yes." "It's been there for weeks, and then this morning by the fountain..." "I've never done anything like that before." "And I was so angry with you, and with myself." "I thought if you went away to medical school, then I'd be happy, but..." "I don't know how I could have been so ignorant about myself, so..." "So stupid." "You do know what I'm talking about, don't you?" "You knew before I did." "Why are you crying?" "Don't you know?" "Yes, I know exactly." "Robbie." "Cecilia." "I love you." "I love you." "Someone's come in." "Cecilia!" "People were sitting out having dinner on the pavement." "It was always the view of my parents that hot weather encouraged loose morals." "In high summer, my sister and I were never allowed out of the house." "They thought the villagers would be unnecessarily provoked." "What do you say, Cee?" "Does the hot weather make you behave badly?" "Good heavens, you're blushing." "It's just hot in here, that's all." "Lola, wipe that lipstick off." "You're far too young." "What about you, Briony?" "What sins have you committed today?" "I've done nothing wrong." "Have you seen the twins recently?" "They didn't look very happy last time I saw them, poor little chaps." "You know nothing about it." "Briony." "I can't imagine what's got into you." "I've never known you to be so rude." "Well, they're not poor little chaps." "Just look what they did to Lola." "What are you talking about?" "Jackson and Pierrot bruised her arm." "Gave her Chinese burns." "I'm afraid she's quite right." "I had to pull them off her." "How I got my war wound." "The twins did that, Lola?" "Yes, it all turned into a bit of a wrestle," "I'm afraid." "Still, no harm done, eh, Lola?" "Would you go and find these boys, please, Briony?" "Tell them dinner's ready, and where are their manners?" "Why do I have to go?" "Briony, you'll do as you're told, or you'll go straight to your room." "It's a letter!" "Give it to me!" "They've run away." "Who has?" "The twins." ""We are going to run away because Lola is so horrid to us and we want to go home." ""Also, there wasn't a play."" "Don't worry." "We'll send out some search parties." "They can't have gone far." "Cee, you come with me." "Pierrot!" "Jackson!" "Boys!" "Jackson!" "Pierrot!" "Lola?" "Are you all right?" "I'm sorry." "I didn't..." "I'm sorry." "Who was it?" "I saw him." "I saw him." "It was him, wasn't it?" "Yes, it was him." "Lola, who was it?" "It was Robbie, wasn't it?" "Robbie?" "You saw him?" "Like you said, he's a sex maniac." "And you don't even know what happened before dinner." "I caught him attacking my sister in the library." "I don't know what he'd have done if I hadn't come in." "You actually saw him?" "Of course I did." "Plain as day." "He pushed me to the ground." "And then he put his hands over my eyes." "I couldn't actually..." "I never actually..." "Listen." "I've known him my whole life, and I saw him." "Because I couldn't say for sure." "Well, I can." "And I will." "Call the police." "And she'll be needing a doctor, as well." "It's all right, dear." "It's all right now." "Is Robbie back yet?" "I haven't seen him." "I know who it was." "You saw him, then?" "Yes, I saw him." "Just as you see me?" "I know it was him." "You know it was him?" "Or you saw him?" "Yes, I did, I saw him." "With your own eyes?" "Yes." "I saw him, I saw him with my own eyes." "Well done, darling." "My brother and I found the two of them down by the lake." "You didn't see anyone else?" "I wouldn't necessarily believe everything Briony tells you." "She's rather fanciful." "When they went looking, I went up to my dad's." "I did, honest." "Why was that?" "To tell him all about it." "I know I shouldn't have opened it." "No, you should not." "But at least you've done the right thing now." "Sir, there is someone coming." "Time you went to bed." "But..." "Now." "Cecilia!" "You liars!" "You liars!" "Liars!" "Liars!" "Northern France Four years later" "I says to him, I says, "You can sit down there, twiddling your thumbs," ""waiting to get your head blown off, if you want to." ""I'm off out of it."" "Bonsoir monsieur." "Bonsoir?" "Let me do this." "What's his game?" "He says he's got something for us." "Fucking hell!" "Wait!" "We have food for you" "Bread, sugar" "And wine!" "What are you doing here?" "When the retreat started, Panzers attacked, and I was separated from my unit" "So it's true, the English are retreating" "We'll be gone at first light" "We fought all those years, lost all those dead, now the Germans are in France again" "We will come back we will throw them out" "I promise you" "Good luck" "Come on, then." "How come a toff like you, talks French and everything, ends up a private?" "Not eligible for officers' training if you join direct from prison." "You're pulling my tit." "No, I'm not." "They gave me a choice." "Stay in prison or join the Army." "And for the record, the last thing I am is a toff." "Six months earlier" "I'm sorry I'm late, I got lost." "Hello." "Hello." "Should we sit down?" "Yes, of course." "I'm sorry, I can't remember, I..." "Two." "Thank you." "Where are you living?" "Tiny flat in Balham." "It's ghastly." "The landlady's rude and horribly nosy." "You look the same." "Apart from the uniform, of course." "Yes, I'm sorry." "I've got to go back" "to the hospital in half an hour." "Oh, God, that..." "Sorry." "No." "Have you been in touch with your family?" "No, I told you I wouldn't." "Leon waited outside the hospital last week, I just pushed past him." "Cee, you don't owe me anything." "Robbie, didn't you read my letters?" "Had I been allowed to visit you, had they let me every day," "I would have been there every day." "Yes, but..." "If all we have rests on a few moments in a library three and a half years ago, then I'm not sure," "I don't know if..." "Robbie, look at me." "Look at me." "Come back." "Come back to me." "Dearest Cecilia." "Dearest Cecilia." "Cecilia." "A friend of mine has a cottage by the coast." "Said we can borrow it when you're next on leave." "White clapboard with blue-painted window frames." "I hope this bus never comes." "Here." "Something to think of while you're away." "I love you." "Some poor sod's gonna catch a packet." "My darling." "Briony found my address somehow, and sent a letter." "The first surprise was she didn't go up to Cambridge." "She's doing nurse's training at my old hospital." "I think she may be doing this as some kind of penance." "She says she's beginning to get the full grasp of what she did, and what it meant." "She wants to come and talk to me." "I love you." "I'll wait for you." "Come back." "Come back to me." "Come back." "Come back to me." "Come back." "Come back to me." "So where we going, guv?" "Fucking hate those boots!" "I hate them worse than all the fucking Germans put together!" "You'll have a job getting back to England in your socks." "Come on, pal, you should be getting dressed." "If I fell in, would you save me?" "Of course." "Briony!" "Thank you." "Thank you!" "Thank you, thank you!" "That's an incredibly bloody stupid thing to do." "I wanted you to save me." "Don't you know how easily you could have drowned?" "You saved me." "Stupid child!" "You could have killed us both." "Is that your idea of a joke?" "I want to thank you for saving my life." "I will be eternally grateful to you." "The story can resume." "Our story can resume." "I will simply resume." "Jerry, come and have a go at us in fucking South End." "Or better still, Trafalgar Square." "No one speaks the fucking lingo out here." "You can't say, "Pass the biscuit," or "Where's me hand grenade?"" "They just shrug." "Because they hate us, too." "I mean, that's the point." "We fight in France and the French fucking hate us." "Make me Home Secretary, I'll sort this out in a fucking minute." "We got India and Africa, right?" "Jerry can have France and Belgium and wherever else they want." "Who's fucking ever been to Poland?" "It's all about room, empire." "They want more empire, give 'em this shithole, we keep ours, and it's "Bob's your uncle" and "Fanny's your fucking aunt"!" "Think about it." "Dearest Cecilia." "The story can resume." "The one I had been planning on that evening walk." "I can become again the man who once crossed the Surrey park at dusk in my best suit, swaggering on the promise of life." "The man who, with the clarity of passion, made love to you in the library." "The story can resume." "I will return, find you, love you, marry you." "And live without shame." "You can smell the sea." "Fuck me." "It's like something out of the Bible." "Jesus Christ." "Come on, get everybody to clean this mess up now." "We've just arrived, sir." "Can you tell us what we're supposed to be doing?" "Nothing." "Just wait." "Where are the ships?" "A few made it in yesterday, Luftwaffe blew them to buggery." "Lost 3,000 men when they sank the Lancastria." "High command, in its infinite wisdom, is denying us air cover." "A disgrace, a fucking disaster." "No, look, the thing is, you see, I'm expected back, you see." "There's over 300,000 men on this beach, Private." "You'll have to wait your turn." "Just be grateful you're not wounded." "I've orders to leave the wounded behind." "No, no, no, leave it, guv!" "Never trust a sailor on dry land." "You're best off out of it." "That's not right." "Christ." "Can you hear me, laddies?" "I'm coming home!" "Take from our souls the strain and stress" "And let our ordered lives confess" "The beauty of Thy peace" "The beauty of Thy peace" "Breathe through the heats of our desire" "Thy coolness and Thy balm" "Let sense be numb, let flesh retire" "Speak through the earthquake, wind and fire" "O still, small voice of calm" "Guv'nor." "I have to get something to drink." "You need one." "You're grey." "He's gone all grey, can you see?" "There." "Come on." "All I want's a cup of tea now." "What the fuck you doing?" "I'm coming home!" "Laddie, I'm coming home!" "Fuck 'em all!" "Fuck 'em all!" "The long and the short and the tall" "Fuck all the Sergeants and WO1s Fuck all the corporals and their bastard sons" "'Cause we're saying goodbye to them all As back to their billets they crawl" "You'll get no promotion this side of the ocean" "So cheer up, my lads Fuck 'em all!" "Mike!" "Mike!" "Hold up, guv." "Wait here." "Why don't you sit down?" "It's so hot in here." "Take off your boots." "I have to get back." "I promised her." "To put things right." "And she loves me." "She's waiting for me." "Oi!" "Wait, wait, wait." "Hey, what have you done with your boots?" "Look, you're sure you're feeling all right?" "Never better." "Now I'm wondering whether the beach really is the best place for dinner." "I'm not sure, I don't recognise it." "Dunno." "This'll do, down here." "No." "No, no, it's further on." "What is?" "This place I know, an old cottage with white clapboards and blue-painted window frames." "Aw, yes." "That's right, that's where we're going." "It's close to here." "We're there." "This is it." "Here we are, guv." "Down here." "That's all right, guv." "That's right." "Get your head down." "Get your head down." "There you go." "Tuck yourself in." "Keep yourself warm." "Chew on a bit of this." "But quiet like, or they'll all be wanting some." "Try and get some sleep." "Find you." "Love you." "Marry you." "And live without shame." "I love you." "Come back." "Come back to me." "Bit too much noise, guv'nor." "What?" "What noise?" "You keep shouting." "Some of the lads are getting a bit peeved." "What?" "Christ." "You look a bit rough." "Thing is, I've decided to stay on for a bit." "I'm meeting someone, and I'm always keeping her waiting." "Now, listen." "Listen to me, guv'nor." "I went out for a Jimmy Riddle just now." "Guess what I saw!" "They're getting themselves sorted out down on the beach." "The boats are back, and a geezer from the Buffs is marching us down at 7:00." "We're away." "We're off home, mate." "So get some more sleep, and no more of your bleeding shouting." "All right?" "I won't say a word." "Wake me before 7:00, would you?" "Thanks so much." "You won't hear another word from me." "Promise." "London Three weeks earlier" "Bed castors should be lined up and pointing inwards." "I found three yesterday that weren't." "You know who you are." "Which of you were responsible for putting away the blankets today?" "I was, Sister." "I don't suppose you can tell us" "what you did wrong?" "No, Sister." "Labels are folded to the inside, are they not?" "Yes, Sister." "Do them again." "Nurse Tallis, I'll see you in my office." "The rest of you are excused." "ls this job at all important to you, Tallis?" "Very important, Sister." "Yesterday, you were seconded to men's surgical." "When your patient came round from his anaesthetic, it seems the first thing he did was to ask for Briony." "Who might Briony be?" "Well, me, Sister." "There is no Briony." "You are Tallis." "Nurse Tallis." "Is that understood?" "Yes, Sister." "There is no Briony." "This is the BBC Home Service." "Here is the news." "The BEF, with their French allies, are fighting a desperate battle in the northern zone of the Western Front." "The Allied Forces have not lost cohesion, and their morale is high." "The RAF continues to give all the support in its power to the Allied armies in northeastern France and Belgium." "Railways, roads, bridges and enemy troops have been continuously attacked, yesterday..." "Thanks." "I never could make the scissors work with my left hand." "Mummy always did it for me." "There, you're done." "Bother!" "Night-night, Ponty." "Good night, Tallis." "Don't panic!" "It's only me." "Fiona, I almost jumped out of my skin." "So this is where you duck to after lights out." "I thought you might be in the middle of some tempestuous romance." "Don't you freeze to death up here?" "I love London." "Do you think all of this will be bombed and just disappear?" "No." "I don't know." "Do you write about Sister Drummond?" "Do you write about me?" "Sometimes." "Can I look?" "I'd rather you didn't." "It's private." "I don't see any point in writing a story if you're not going to let anyone read it." "It's not ready yet." "It's unfinished." "What's it about?" "It's complicated." "Yes?" "It's just..." "It's about a young girl, a young and foolish girl, who sees something from her bedroom window which she doesn't understand, but she thinks she does." "I probably won't ever finish it." "I look at you, Tallis, and you're so mysterious." "I've never been mysterious." "Do you know what I decided tonight?" "What?" "I could never marry a man who wasn't in the Royal Navy." "Here we are." "Cecilia Tallis." "I think this is her address." "Thank you." "Dear Cecilia." "Please don't throw this away without reading it." "As you'll have seen from the notepaper, I'm here at St Thomas' doing my nurses' training." "I decided not to take up my place at Cambridge." "Oh, God." "I decided I wanted to make myself useful." "Do something practical." "It says in the newspaper the Army are making strategic withdrawals." "Yes, I saw that." "It's a euphemism for retreat." "No matter how hard I work, no matter how long the hours," "I can't escape from what I did and what it meant, the full extent of which I am only now beginning to grasp." "Cee, please write and tell me we can meet." "Your sister, Briony." "So do you?" "Do I what?" "Have a secret fiancé in France." "That's what everyone thinks." "No, of course not." "Imagine not knowing if he'd ever come back." "I've never been in love." "What, never?" "Not even a crush?" "Oh, I had a crush once, when I was 10 or 11." "I jumped into a river to see if he'd save me from drowning." "Now you're teasing me." "Oh, no." "And he did save me." "But as soon as I told him I loved him, the feeling sort of disappeared." "Something's happened." "Outside, quickly." "Robbie." "Excuse me." "Nurse Tallis, you speak a little French, if I remember rightly." "Only school French, Sister." "There's a soldier in Bed 13." "Go and sit with him for a minute." "Hold his hand." "Off you go." "Here you are at last" "Sister sent me for a little chat" "I remember your sister she was always so nice" "what's she doing now?" "She is a nurse as well" "Did she finally marry that man she was so in love with?" "I've forgotten his name" "Robbie?" "She will soon I hope" "Robbie yes that's right" "And you?" "What is your name?" "Luc." "Luc Cornet." "And you?" "Tallis." "Tallis." "That's pretty" "I remember you now the English girl" "You remember your first visit to Millau?" "I was working by the ovens with my father." "I heard your accent" "Can you do me a little favour Tallis?" "These bandages are so tight, can you loosen them a bit, please?" "Of course" "You remember my younger sister, Anne?" "She still plays that little Debussy piece do you remember?" "She looks so serious when she plays" "And our croissants, what did you think of them?" "The most delicious in Millau" "Yes." "it's the quality of the butter" "Yes" "Is that why you came every day?" "Because you know, my mother is very fond of you in her opinion, we should get married in the summer" "Oh yes?" "Yes" "I hope that's more comfortable" "Do you love me?" "Yes" "Can you stay a while?" "I'm frightened" "Tallis." "Briony." "Je m'appelle Briony." "Stand up, Nurse Tallis." "Now go and wash the blood off your face." "The Navy has earned our undying gratitude." "The Army is undefeated." "Courage has brought them through unconquered, their spirit unbowed." "This is the epic of Dunkirk." "A name that will live forever in the annals of warfare." "In the course of a comprehensive tour," "Queen Elizabeth is seen here visiting a chocolate factory in the north of England." "The confectionary magnate and friend of the British Army," "Mr Paul Marshall, gave the Queen a tour of the Army Amo factory with his lovely, soon-to-be-wed fiancée, Miss Lola Quincey." "What a mouthwatering couple they are." "Keep the Amo coming." "Our boys have a sweet tooth." "Secondly, for a remedy against sin, and to avoid fornication, that such persons as have not the gift of continence, might marry and keep themselves undefiled members of Christ's body." "Thirdly, it was ordained, for the mutual society, help and comfort, that the one ought to have the other." "I saw him." "Therefore, if any man can show any just cause why they may not be lawfully joined together..." "I know it was him." "...let him now speak or forever hold his peace." "I saw him." "I saw him with my own eyes." "Let the nursey through." "They're going down to the country today." "Never been out of London before." "I hope they get a nice family." "They don't know what they're in for with this lot." "Come on." "I'm looking for Miss Tallis." "Cecilia Tallis." "Is she in?" "Tallis!" "Door!" "I tried writing." "You wouldn't answer." "I have to talk to you." "So you're a ward sister now?" "Yes." "Thanks." "I want to go in front of a judge and change my evidence, Cee." "Don't call me that." "Please don't call me that." "I know what I did was terrible." "I don't expect you to forgive me." "Oh, don't worry, I won't." "You're an unreliable witness." "They'll never reopen the case." "Well, at least I could tell everyone else what I did." "I can go home and explain to Mummy and Daddy and Leon..." "So what's stopping you?" "Well, I wanted to see you first." "They don't want to hear any more about it." "That unpleasantness is all tidied away in the past, thank you very much." "But..." "I'll be late." "Better get moving." "Excuse me." "He sleeps so deeply." "What is she doing here?" "She wanted to speak to me." "Oh, yes, what about?" "The terrible thing I did." "Robbie." "Darling." "I'll be quite honest with you." "I'm torn between breaking your neck here and taking you and throwing you down the stairs." "Oh, God." "Do you have any idea what it's like in jail?" "Of course, you don't." "Tell me, did it give you pleasure to think of me inside?" "No." "But you did nothing about it." "No." "Do you think I assaulted your cousin?" "No." "Did you think it then?" "Yes." "But yes and no." "And what's made you so certain now?" "Growing up." "Growing up?" "I was 13." "How old do you have to be to know the difference between right and wrong?" "What are you, 18?" "Do you have to be 18 before you can bring yourself to own up to a lie?" "There are soldiers of 18, old enough to be left to die by the side of the road," "did you know that?" "Yes." "Five years ago, you didn't care about telling the truth." "You, all your family, you just assumed that for all my education," "I was still little better than a servant." "Still not to be trusted!" "Thanks to you, they were able to close ranks and throw me to the fucking wolves!" "Robbie!" "Look at me, look at me." "Don't!" "Come back." "Come back." "Come back to me." "Briony." "There isn't much time." "Robbie has to report for duty at 6:00, and he's got a train to catch." "So sit down." "There are some things you're going to do for us." "You'll go to your parents as soon as you can, and you'll tell them everything they need to know to be convinced that the evidence you gave was false." "You'll meet with a solicitor, make a statement, have it signed, witnessed, send copies to us." "Is that clear?" "Yes." "You'll write a detailed letter to me explaining everything that happened leading up to you saying you saw me by the lake." "Try to include whatever you can remember of what Danny Hardman was doing that night." "Hardman?" "Yes." "It wasn't Danny Hardman." "It was Leon's friend, Marshall." "I don't believe you." "He's married Lola." "I've just come from their wedding." "Lola won't be able to testify against him now." "He's immune." "I'm very, very sorry for the terrible distress that I have caused." "I am very, very sorry." "Just do as we've asked of you." "Write it all down, just the truth, no rhymes." "No embellishments, no adjectives." "And then leave us be." "I will, I promise." "I'm sorry." "Could we stop for a moment?" "Of course." "Is something the matter?" "I just need a couple of minutes by myself." "...minutes by myself." "Briony Tallis, your new novel, your twenty-first, is called Atonement." "It's..." "Briony?" "I'm sorry." "Could we stop for a moment?" "Briony Tallis, I'd like to talk now about your new novel, Atonement, which comes out in a few days to coincide with your birthday." "It's your twenty-first novel..." "It's my last novel." "Oh, really?" "Are you retiring?" "I'm dying." "My doctor tells me I have something called vascular dementia, which is essentially a continuous series of tiny strokes." "Your brain closes down, gradually you lose words, you lose your memory, which for a writer is pretty much the point." "So that's why I could finally write the book, I think." "I had to." "And why, of course, it's my last novel." "Strangely enough," "it would be just as accurate to call it my first novel." "I wrote several drafts as far back as my time at St Thomas' Hospital during the War." "I just couldn't ever find the way to do it." "Because the novel is autobiographical, is that right?" "Yes, entirely." "I haven't changed any names, including my own." "And was that the problem?" "No." "I had, for a very long time, decided to tell the absolute truth." "No rhymes, no embellishments." "And I think..." "You've read the book, you'll understand why." "I got first-hand accounts of all the events I didn't personally witness, the conditions in prison, the evacuation to Dunkirk, everything." "But the effect of all this honesty was rather pitiless." "You see, I couldn't any longer imagine what purpose would be served by it." "By what?" "Sorry." "Served by honesty?" "By honesty." "Or reality." "Because, in fact," "I was too much of a coward to go and see my sister in June, 1940." "I never made that journey to Balham." "Do you have any idea what it's like in jail?" "So the scene in which I confess to them is imagined." "He sleeps so deeply." "Invented." "How old do you have to be to know the difference between right and wrong?" "And, in fact, could never have happened." "Because" "Robbie Turner died of septicaemia at Bray-Dunes on June the first, 1940," "the last day of the evacuation." "Cheerio, pal." "And I was never able to put things right with my sister, Cecilia, because she was killed on the 15th of October, 1940, by the bomb that destroyed the gas and water mains above Balham tube station." "So..." "My sister and Robbie were never able to have the time together they both so longed for, and deserved." "And which, ever since, I've..." "Ever since I've always felt I prevented." "But what sense of hope, or satisfaction, could a reader derive from an ending like that?" "So, in the book, I wanted to give Robbie and Cecilia what they lost out on in life." "I'd like to think this isn't weakness or evasion, but a final act of kindness." "I gave them their happiness."

"Using his signature move, Ginyu takes over Goku's body." "I'm quickly getting closer, myself to becoming a Super Saiyan." "As this transpired, Vegeta, who had completely recovered, overpowered Jheese." "The tables had been turned!" "What will become of Goku?" "Dokkan Dokkan We're in luck" "Dokkan Dokkan Paradise" "The Genki Dama bursts away" "Go Go Let's do it" "There's a wriggling, mysterious energy" "I won't hold back, just you watch" "I'll protect you with my life" "Turn your courage to love into strength" "We'll overcome crises with carry-through spirit" "The tougher your opponent is, the greater the excitement" "Dokkan Dokkan We're in luck" "Dokkan Dokkan Now's our chance" "Whooshing along on the lucky wind" "Dokkan Dokkan We're in luck" "Dokkan Dokkan Tomorrow, as well" "Your soul already knows the answer" "Dragon Soul!" ""Goku's Reversal?" "!" "Come Forth Now, Super Shen Long!"" "Vegeta!" "You didn't have to take it that far!" "You just spout that naive gibberish all you like, Kakarrot." "You'll never be a Super Saiyan for as long as you live." "I'm the only one who's cut out for that!" "What?" "!" "Did you say Super Saiyan?" "!" "Haven't you taken care of Ginyu yet?" "All right, I'll dispose of him." "Move it!" "I-Incredible..." "Now to finish the job!" "W-Why, you...!" "Th-That's enough!" "Don't kill him, Vegeta!" "Die!" "I-It can't be...!" "Change!" "This is it!" "I can get back to my old self!" "Let me be in time!" "W-What?" "!" "Move it!" "Damn!" "That bastard!" "How dare he... get in the way...?" "!" "Yow-ow-ow-ow..." "Looks like I made it back." "W-What was that?" "What the hell did Kakarrot do just now?" "!" "W-What was that light just now?" "D-Did Goku just jump in there to stop Vegeta's attack?" "I can sense Father!" "Father has..." "Father has returned to his original body!" "What?" "!" "Are you sure, Gohan?" "S-So then, now, that Ginyu bastard is over there?" "D-Damn..." "This time, I'll Change with Vegeta for sure!" "That body is all mine!" "Th-This is bad... if we let him have Vegeta's body now it's all over...!" "Change!" "Ribbit, ribbit..." "He's letting himself get injured, like he did with me, before he switches places with Vegeta..." "What's the matter?" "Is it over already?" "That's right!" "it's all over for you!" "Stop, Vegeta!" "You fell for it, Vegeta!" "Ribbit, ribbit... ribbit..." "That's it!" "Change!" "N-Now what?" "Ribbit... ribbit..." "Ribbit... ribbit, ribbit..." "ribbit... ribbit, ribbit..." "I-I did it..." "G-Goku, are you all right?" "!" "Father, shake it off!" "Y-You sure roughed up my body good, huh, Vegeta?" "Hmph!" "Never mind you, tell me what the hell happened to Ginyu." "What just ran away from us was a frog..." "What's more, that frog-looking thing over there is Ginyu..." "What?" "Ribbit... ribbit..." "Hmm, I don't know what you did, but I'm still going to stomp on you." "Ribbit!" "Ribbit!" "Ribbit!" "Ribbit, ribbit!" "Ribbit!" "Ribbit!" "Ribbit!" "Leave him alone, Vegeta..." "Ginyu ain't able to do nothing now that he's like that..." "Tch, okay, fine." "I guess I'll let you go." "I have to feel sorry for you, with the life you've got ahead of you." "Goku!" "Father!" "Hey, Goku, don't you even have a single senzu bean left?" "N-No..." "I don't know what to do..." "There's nothing stopping me from wiping out you pests now, huh?" "What?" "!" "Vegeta... you wouldn't..." "I-it's all right..." "He can't kill us just yet..." "He's right." "There is the matter of the Dragon Balls, but I'm also going to need your strength, particularly that of Kakarrot, to fight Freeza." "Come on." "Where to?" "Inside the spaceship." "Bring Kakarrot with you." "W-What are you going to do with Goku?" "I'm going to treat his injuries." "How are we supposed to believe you?" "!" "Hmph, then suit yourselves." "You can die by the wayside there." "Damn it." "Kuririn-san..." "Let's go, Kuririn-san." "Okay." "Make it quick!" "There's no telling when Freeza will be coming back." "We'll use this to treat Kakarrot and return him to full power." "W-With that...?" "Vegeta, what is this?" "It's called a Medical Machine." "In short, it's like a healing capsule." "By submerging him in the special fluid in here, he will recover his strength in a short length of time." "Hmm, in this stuff, huh?" "After we've defeated Freeza, I'll deal with you guys, nice and easy." "By then, I have no doubt," "I will have become a Super Saiyan." "The Medical Machine in this room is an older type, but knowing Kakarrot, he should be completely recovered in not too much time." "Older type?" "I busted up the newer one." "H-He's not gonna drown or anything in there, right?" "This feels great." "Now then, I think I'll get you guys some battle wear." "It will at least improve your defense a little bit." "Battle wear?" "You mean like yours?" "That won't be good for our image, huh?" "Wow, their civilization is a lot more advanced than Earth's, huh?" "It sure does look that way." "Strip out of your clothes and put those undershirts on." "Make it quick." "Freeza will be coming." "Listen, Gohan, Vegeta even needs our help with this one which means that this Freeza guy is awfully strong, huh?" "That scares me." "Now for your battle jackets." "Luckily, they have some tiny-sized ones the Littians use." "How are we supposed to put these on?" "Once we get them over our heads, our arms won't fit through." "Just force them on." "Those are flexible, and if you pull on them, they stretch easily." "When I turned Great Ape back on Earth, mine didn't tear, remember?" "What's more, they are impact resistant." "Ah, amazing!" "You're right!" "Are the gloves and boots made of the same material?" "Yeah, sure." "Whoa, these are amazingly light!" "They feel almost weightless!" "It's no fair, you guys wearing something as nice as this." "Huh, Vegeta...?" "I'd rather have something like you're wearing, Vegeta." "I mean, the shoulders look easier to move around in." "This is an older style." "They didn't have anything newer in my base size." "Then again, these don't get in the way at all, Kuririn-san." "I can move freely!" "By the way, about how long will it take for Goku to heal?" "Good question." "Knowing him, he should completely recover in 40 to 50 minutes." "Gohan, I'm going to go to the Grand Elder's place." "It's possible that Freeza is there, but we have to ask the Grand Elder for the words to summon Shen Long, or we're not gonna get anywhere." "I-I'll go, too." "No, I can handle this alone." "Wait here for me." "I am only using my left hand, and look at you." "There is no way you can beat me like this." "How about telling me the way to get the Dragon Balls to grant wishes, already?" "You keep on expending this wasted effort." "There is no way something like that will work against me." "You must realize that by now, do you not?" "I cannot understand why you continue to defy me, when you know that you will lose." "Is it because your friends have been killed?" "Or could it be out of simple obstinacy?" "Let me make this my final warning." "Tell me how to get the Dragon Balls to grant my wish or you will die." "E-Even if you were to find out, it won't do you any good." "D-Dende will reach the earthlings..." "a-any moment now t-to tell them the very words that you want to know..." "W-What?" "!" "Him...?" "Why, you...!" "You were just buying time for him?" "!" "I-Imagine, things turning out this way..." "I should have told the earthlings the right words when they were here." "I-I've made Nail go through that terrible ordeal." "P-Please hurry, Dende." "I-It seems my time is drawing near." "I have to tell Kuririn and the others about the password, as fast as I can!" "Hey, you!" "Keep a close eye on the Dragon Balls." "I'm going to go take a nap inside the spaceship." "Wake me up when he gets back." "A nap?" "I haven't had any sleep this whole time." "Freeza could be coming at any time." "How can he sleep?" "The Ginyu Special Corps' readings are gone!" "Are you telling me that all five of them have been beaten?" "!" "W-Whatever the case, something has happened between Vegeta, the earthlings, and the Ginyu Special Corps!" "A-And what about the Dragon Balls?" "!" "Curse you!" "it will be I, Freeza, that has his wish granted!" "Not you inferior life forms!" "A Ki." "Something is flying toward Goku and the others." "Th-This Ki belongs to... it's Dende, all right!" "Hey!" "It's me, it's me!" "And yes, I am wearing this outfit!" "K-Kuririn-san!" "Thank goodness!" "Thank goodness!" "It will probably take Kuririn-san about two hours to go to the Grand Elder's place and back." "What do I do if Freeza comes here during that time?" "Wow, this really does help." "We've got all the Dragon Balls together, but Shen Long won't come out, so I was headed to see the Grand Elder to ask him what the password was." "I thought you were." "The Grand Elder told me to tell you how to have your wish granted." "Oh, yeah?" "So, what are we supposed to say?" "You have to speak in the Namekian language, or else your wish won't be granted." "Namekian, huh?" "I should have known." "The Grand Elder isn't very good with others, huh?" "He could have told us that when we were there." "He probably never thought that you'd be able to get them all together." "Oh, yeah." "Never mind that, let's hurry." "The Grand Elder's time is drawing near." "What's more, Freeza might be coming any minute." "Oh, yeah, right." "Hmm?" "Something's coming." "Is it Kuririn-san?" "But I sense two Ki..." "Huh?" "They've masked their Ki!" "It's Kuririn-san, all right!" "And the other one is Dende-kun!" "Hooray!" "Fantastic!" "it's Gohan!" "Thank goodness!" "That was incredibly fast, huh?" "How did you do that?" "Oh, Dende was asked by the Grand Elder to come to us." "To tell us how to get the Dragon Balls to grant our wish?" "Yes!" "By the way, where's Vegeta?" "I masked my Ki before I got here, so he wouldn't know we were coming." "I don't think he's noticed." "He said he hadn't had any sleep lately, and went to go to sleep inside the spaceship." "All right, we're in luck!" "Now, let's quietly bring the Dragon Balls over here, so that Vegeta doesn't realize what we're doing." "Then, even if he notices that Shen Long has emerged, we'll have bought ourselves a little time." "Mm-hmm." "Right." "Yahoo!" "We did it!" "Okay, it's up to you now, Dende." "Right." "Kuririn-san, something is coming this way!" "A-At incredible speed!" "I-It's Freeza!" "Quickly, Dende!" "Hurry and get our wish granted!" "R-Right!" "Takkaraputo Poppolunga pupirito paro!" "N-Nothing happened." "Hey, Dende, are you sure you didn't goof up the password?" "Th-They're glowing!" "Th-The sky has gotten dark!" "J-Just like the Dragon Balls on Earth!" "At last, Super Shen Long shows himself." "And now, how will Kuririn and the others have their three wishes granted?" "Yeah!" "Break!" "Care!" "Break!" "As hard as you can" "Fly away into the boundless skies" "We'll hitch a ride on the jet stream, and zip away to wherever we want" "Being a daredevil is the best" "Let's go tip-top!" "All right?" "This eye-opening blue Earth of ours is our irreplaceable world, and we're not giving it up" "Blast off a Kamehame-Ha" "You were born to protect the world in these uncertain times" "Yeah!" "Break!" "Care!" "Break!" "As hard as you can" "Go at it full power" "Hope is my weapon, so believe in the future" "Heya!" "I'm Goku!" "The appearance of the home-grown Namekian Shen Long is finally here!" "I wanted to see it with my own eyes." "This is no time to get all choked up." "We have to get our wishes granted, fast!" "It's not just Vegeta-- Freeza is also right on top of us!" "Next time on Dragon Ball Z Kai," ""An Enraged Freeza Closes In!" "Polunga..." "Grant Our Wishes!"" "We get three wishes!" "The homeland's Shen Long is nice and generous."

"Shit." "♪ Never was a quitter Tasty like a raindrop ♪" "♪ She's got the look ♪" "♪ Heavenly bound 'Cause heaven's got a number ♪" "♪ When she's spinning me around Kissing is a color ♪" "♪ Her loving is a wild dog She's got the look ♪" "Oh, fuck me!" "Why?" "Are you okay?" "I forgot my shoes." "Yeah, I knew there was a reason I was supposed to go home." "I think I have an extra pair in my trunk." "I'm a seven." "From my waitressing days." "Hm." "Where'd you waitress, a nursing home in Poland?" "♪ She's got the look ♪" "♪ She goes, na na na na na ♪" "♪ Na na na na na na na ♪" " Hey!" " Hi!" "Thank God it's Friday!" "TGIF!" "♪ What in the world Can make a brown-eyed girl turn blue?" "♪" "Yeah." "Then you just fall." "♪ When everything I'll ever do I do for you ♪" "♪ And I go, la la la la She's got the look ♪" "♪ What in the world Can make you so blue?" "♪" "♪ Ow!" "Na na na na na ♪" "It's kinda bouncy." "But also kind of made of wood and steel." "I love that sound." "Adrian!" "Hey, yo, Adrian!" "Rocky!" "Get down from there." "That's right, I came back." "Don't all applaud at once." "Okay." "Light of day." "Who'd I hire?" "Who are you people?" "All right..." "Coming in." "Ooh!" "Oh!" "Okay." "Why don't we do this:" "When I point at you, you tell me your name, and if you have any special skills or hidden talents, favorite sex positions." "Who wants to go first?" "Yes, underwear-as-outerwear girl." "Hit me." "Hi, I'm Melanie Rose." "Call me Melrose." "And my special skill is that I'm not fucking boring." "Like, I can wake up in the morning with absolutely nothing to do and just be in a Van Halen video by the end of the day." "Um..." "Oh, also, uh..." "Any position with my legs over my head." "Okay." "I dig it." "I like the whole "please objectify me" vibe." " Thank you." " Tremendous." "Wolf lady, what's your story?" "Sheila." "Sheila." "And I have a very acute sense of smell." "Yeah?" "What cologne am I wearing?" "Drakkar Noir." "Trick question." "Not wearing cologne." "But I do spray that on my clothes if I forget to do laundry, so points for that." " Good." " Yeah." "I love points." "Where's my real actress?" "Where's Strindberg?" " Oh." "Here!" " Mm-hmm." "Know any good party tricks?" "Um..." "I can do, um..." "Audrey Hepburn winning an Oscar for Roman Holiday." "Hmm." "I'm truly, truly grateful... and terribly happy." " Very winsome." " Yeah." "Where's your friend?" "Oh." "Um..." "Who?" "That smoking hot blond who kicked your ass the other day." "How come she's not here?" "She's probably at home in Pasadena with her baby." "Why isn't she here?" "She's not supposed to be here." "She wasn't auditioning." "She just came to stomp the homewrecker." "Mm-hmm." "Oh!" "Oh..." "I see what happened." "You all thought that was real, didn't you?" " Mm-hmm." " Yeah." "No, we planned that." "Oh, my gosh, of course!" "This makes total sense." "She's on a soap." "You're on a soap?" "No, not her, the pretty one." "The one who slapped her." "She's Laura Morgan on Paradise Cove." "Until... until... she had to have reconstructive surgery after a year-long coma." "Also known as getting written off the show." " But I love her, she's great." " Wait, what's her name?" "Debbie Eagan." " Debbie Eagan." " Yeah." "She was also in one episode of Murder, She Wrote." "I watch a lot of Murder, She Wrote and Wheel of Fortune, TV in general." "Are you done?" "'Cause some of us like to work." " We starting?" " Yeah." "I'm gonna take a piss first." "So, why don't you guys stretch it out?" "Get ready." "Ugh." "Honey, you still doing blow?" "What?" "No." "I'm just, uh..." "Checking drivers licenses." "You know, women lie about their age all the time." "What happened to that coach?" " I fired him." " What?" "You fired the only guy with any wrestling experience?" "I don't want to make a dumb wrestling show." "I don't wanna just take things out of the playbook." " You trying to fuck this up, too?" " Come on." "I gave you another job." "I don't see a lot of directors giving you on-camera work." "Oh, no." "We both haven't worked in a while, so let's not get into a pissing contest." "Look, we work good together, right?" "Let's just get out there and deal with these amateurs you hired." "Okay, let's do that." " Wanna?" " Were you guys about to bone?" "I can pee in a bucket, I don't care." "I'm married." "But we did. 1978." "It was me, her, and her husband." "You don't remember?" "You need to pee?" "Pee." "Jeez." " Don't bring shit up like that, man." " What?" "History is a beautiful thing." "Oh!" "I haven't talked to you since the..." "You know, the..." "The whole..." " What?" " Uh... womb goof." " Miscarriage?" " Yeah." "I was trying to come up with a tactful euphemism." "I hear nothing." "Not hearing anything." "It was two years ago, and I'm fine." "Again, can you keep my business to yourself?" "Just trying to be sensitive." "Oh, yes." "What the hell are you up to?" "Hold on." "Here we go." "Okay." "I got my methods." "Trust me." "Oh, I trust him." "Who doesn't trust a man with a mustache full of coke?" "All right, angels." "Looking very, uh, bend-y." "That's good." "That's good." "I gotta split for a few, all right?" "Cherry's gonna be training you today." " Excuse me?" " That's right." "Come on." "Cherry is a bona fide badass on the outside." "On the inside she's like a marshmallow, like a Mallomar." "And who doesn't like Mallomars, right, baby?" "Why you look so surprised?" "Listen..." "When I get back I want to see some moves." "Some slamma jammas, some whammos." "You know, anything that makes it look like we might just pull this thing off." "If you need help, ask the big one." " I don't know anything about wrestling." " Not you." "The other one." "From the wrestling family." "With the cheeks, over there." "Hi, guys." " Hi." " Hi." "All right, great." "Listen to Cherry." "Be nice." "Do something." " Make it happen." " Wait..." "Where's he going?" "Thank you." "He can't leave." "He's not gonna be here..." "Yo, shut up!" "Sorry, um..." "Carmen, help me out." "Okay." " I wanna start with a hold and release." " Like a lockup?" " Yep." "Show me." " Okay." "A lockup, it's kind of like dancing when you first start, so..." "Just..." "Okay." "So, we start here first." "This way I can tell you which way to go." " So, I'll lead and you follow." "Okay?" " Okay." "Yeah." "Okay, so, if I wanted to put you in, say, a headlock." "I do..." " This?" " I think so." "All right, pair up." "Give it a shot." " Sorry." " Okay?" "I'll grab you." "So, I think it's..." " Step into it." " Okay." "Okay, that's great." "Ow!" "Fuck!" "Fuck, Randy!" "Ow!" "Why are you smiling?" "I'm bleeding." "Ow!" "Shitty little biter." "I'm only trying to help." "There you go again..." "Hey." "Debbie Eagan." "Sam Sylvia, director." "You came by, did a little skit at my gym the other day." "Oh." "Not a skit." "And whatever it is you want, I don't have time for it." "What is that?" "It's a Pound Puppy... for the barnacle." "That's a rabbit." "Can I come in?" "♪ Hold me now Oh, oh, warm my heart ♪" "♪ Stay with me, let loving start ♪" "♪ Let loving start ♪" "One, two, three." "♪ Ah, ah, oh Hold me now ♪" "Some of us are trying to work." "They're slow dancing." "They just fully did a spin." "Ow!" "That's not what we practiced." "Oh, my gosh." "All right, um..." "You." " And you." " Oh." " Let's see what you got." " Okay." "Come on, drama nerd." "Hold me now." "Okay." "I think it's like this." "Now..." "And then I think I'm gonna spin around, and we're gonna put your arm around my neck." "Okay." "Then here, like this, and then just sort of in like this." "Melanie, do the moves." "Those are my moves, kid." "I mean, they're the moves that got me cast in the porn dance party in Body Double." "Please, as if you worked with De Palma." "I did." "So..." "Ow!" " Strindberg, you okay?" " I'm fine." "I'm fine." "What the fuck was that?" "I took her by surprise." "You know, to win." "That's the whole point of the whole thing." "The point is to do it safely." " You could've seriously hurt her." " It's all part of the process." "Ah." "Delayed pain." "I don't have time to deal with spoiled bitches who don't take anything seriously." " You don't even know me." " Oh, sweetie, I know you." "You never had a real job, your daddy pays all your bills, but you don't let anyone know unless you're really drunk." "You drive a limo because you want someone, anyone, to think you're interesting." "Tell me I'm wrong." "You got this job 'cause you fucked the director." "Oh, man." "I got this job because I'm a pro, and I know how to make these moves look real." "You think that this shit looks real?" "Ever get in a street fight, and you're like, "Careful for my neck." "Just make sure to do it safely"?" "It's fucking fake." "Okay." "Come at me." "Make it look as real as you want." "Okay." "Oh, my God!" "Hyah, hyah, hyah!" "Cherry..." "Cherry..." "That's lunch." " Nice place." " Yeah?" "Once we get divorced, wanna buy it?" "It has a new trash compactor, just installed." " So, you're gonna leave him?" " Why, you wanna have sex with him, too?" "I have no idea what I'm going to do." "My wife cheated on me with my Steadicam operator." "Not my best friend, but technically I was paying him to fuck my wife." "So, the next day I walked out." "I quit the marriage." "I quit the movie." "I even left my dog." "Got on a plane for Vegas, two weeks later, I woke up, felt a lot better about myself." "Thank you, that's great advice." "I'll just, uh... leave my baby on a stranger's doorstep and get blackout drunk." "Why are you here?" "Did I break something on your set?" "Debbie, I've been casting this thing for weeks." "I mean, just raking the gutter because who gives a shit?" " Yeah." " Then you come outta nowhere, just burst in like some Greek goddess of rage, and I saw it." "I saw it, Debbie." "Like a vision before a seizure." "The whole show." "And you, you were in the middle of the ring." "You want me to wrestle?" "I want you to be my lead." "I've got girls who can do the splits, they can cut hair, but I don't have a star." "I need a star." "Excuse me." "Okay, I'm..." "I'm sorry, I can't handle this, and I'm not acting anymore." "Bullshit!" "You know what I think?" "You're pretty." "You got big boobs, and those soap writers didn't count on you having brains." "Am I right?" "You asked too many questions, you maybe improvised a few too many lines, and then, boom, Sleeping Beauty." "Yeah, if you wanna do something more than nod and eat a salad, and make a pretty cry-face, you are punished." "I don't wanna punish you, Debbie." "I want that cavewoman anger." "I want those crazy faces of agony." "I mean..." "you're like Grace Kelly on steroids." "And I wanna put that on television every single week, Debbie." "You're just saying that to get me to join your circus." "Yes, true." "But I mean it." "Fuck salads." "Fuck tiny moments in close-up." "Fuck polite and comatose." " Is there a script, or..." " I don't know why I'm asking." " What the fuck am I doing?" " Just come down, check it out for an hour." "You don't have to say anything, do anything." "If you don't wanna be part of it, I'll drive you home." "Door to door, like a perfect gentleman." "What about Ruth?" "Who?" "Her?" "Oh." "Fuck her." "I cut her the first day of callbacks." " Can we get four burgers," " One with cheese." " Four fries..." " Five." "Extra ketchup and mustard on the side and two Diet Pepsis and one Pepsi regular, and that's it." "Ooh." "And a milkshake!" "Oh, and get this girl a milkshake." "On me." " Thanks." " We're in training, so we have to bulk up." "Twenty even." "I think I have some change." "Thanks." "Um..." " I don't think you're allowed to do that." " Well, I need to chill the fuck out 'cause some crazy stunt-cunt just tried to murder me." " That was a sleeper hold." " That was a lawsuit." "Who does that bitch think she is?" "This morning, she was just another schmucky actress in a Kmart leotard, and now she's going around knocking people unconscious?" "Who died and made her the black Nurse Ratched?" "The director did." "He said, "She's in charge."" "The point is I could've died." "Maybe you did die." "Maybe we're all dead and this is the afterlife." "Are you already high?" "No." "No one passed it to me, and I've been waiting because I'm polite." "Oh." " Thanks." " I think Cherry's doing the best she can." "Oh, yeah?" "You big into dictators?" "I don't know how things work in the music video world, but at least she's trying to make us an ensemble." "Usually in this industry, it's every man for himself, and it's almost always a man, telling you your ass is too fat at the same time he's trying to grope it." "And having a woman in charge instead of that Sackballs guy?" "This is as good as it gets." "If you're into the sisterhood, maybe you shouldn't have fucked your friend's husband." " I didn't." " Dude..." "I am the Cézanne of bullshit artists." " Number 18." " Oh, that's us." "Oh, you owe me 20 bucks." "Thank you." "Okay, ladies, back to the Isle of Lesbos!" "Guys, this looks awesome." "You're getting it." "Great." "Let's move to actual back bumps." "Yeah?" "Let's go." "All right." "So, it goes a little something like this." "It's like a belly flop, but on your back." "Let's give it a shot." "Carmen, kick us off." " Yeah." "Get it, girl." " Come on, Carmen!" " Yes." " She can do it, I can do it." "I like it." "All right, who's next?" "Know what, I'll try." " All right." " Okay." "Shit, that was a disaster." "Let me try again, I can do better." "Okay." "Crap, I can do it better." "Can I go one more time?" " You're fine." " I wanna push myself." "I wanna work harder." "Okay." "Oh, my fuck!" "No!" " Oh, fuck!" " Oh..." "Oh..." "Oh, my God!" "What is happening?" "I thought I might be pregnant." "I put my body through too much trauma today." " This is so painful." " Okay." " Am I having a miscarriage?" " All right..." " Okay, I'm pre-med." " Fuck, no." "Are you cramping?" "Are you experiencing any other symptoms of pain?" "Oh, fuck." "Eh." "Bummer." "How am I gonna tell Adam Ant that our precious little baby turned out to be a womb goof?" " What?" " Get out of my ring." "De-fucking-lighted." "Ladies, get out your autograph books." "I want you to meet the new star of GLOW," " this is TV's own Debbie Morgan." " Eagan." " Debbie Eagan." " Where the hell have you been?" "Working my ass off." "I drove to fucking Pasadena in the middle of the day." "Are you insane?" "Am I on fucking Candid Camera?" "Why is she still here?" " Oh, her." "Yeah." "I do..." "Look..." " While you been gone" " we done a lot of fuckin' around." " Take me home." "Give me your fucking keys." " I'm taking your car." " Just a second." "We got miscarriage bullshit to show you." " What?" " Now I have your attention?" "You, just stop talking." "Just give me a minute." "Okay?" "Just give me a minute." "Honey." "Honey, come with me." "Come on." "It's gonna be all right." "Don't stand up straight." " I'm..." " You have to be submissive." "She's the Alpha and you're the Omega." " I'm..." " You're gonna provoke her." " Let me just..." " Slouch toward the ground." "Now, slouch." "Submit." " What's the plan?" " Sit down..." "She might kill you." "Smooth it all out." "It's gonna be fun." "What are you doing?" " She's submitting." " No, don't even talk to me." "Look down." "Get low." " Put your muzzle to the ground." " Okay, can..." "Can everyone just be nice?" "All right?" "Let's just be nice." " Okay, here you go." " Hi." "Okay." " No, what is that?" " Okay, okay." "I know, I know, I lied." "It's not about the lie, it's about where the lie takes you." "Follow?" "So, just let me put this fire out." "Fifteen minutes, Confucius." "And only because it's rush hour." "It'll still be rush hour in 15 minutes." "Hi." "So, what is this miscarriage bullshit?" "Why don't you show him?" "Oh, no, it was more of a one-time thing." "You like attention so much, come on, show him." "Fuck." "And then I said, "Oh, God, the baby!"" "You know, "What's happening to the baby?"" "And then I, you know, squirted ketchup out of my vagina." "That was terrible." "I didn't buy a single second of that." "But, let's not throw out the baby with the bathwater." "Oh, sorry, maybe it's a wrong metaphor." "Sorry." "I think there's something here." "I know you were just being an asshole, but if this were a real scene there'd be context, there'd be circumstances, there'd be characters, right?" "Legacy?" " Um..." " All right, let's get inside this thing." "What happened?" "The miscarriage, was it an accident?" "Was it bad sushi?" "She was kicked in the stomach by her Guatemalan swim coach who was jealous she lost her virginity to the captain of the diving team." "Wow." "Good." "Good." "Kick in the stomach, I like that." "Swim coach, I don't know." "We can lose him." "We need a better assailant." "What animal would kick a pregnant woman in the belly?" "What kind of person would ruin the life of a gorgeous, successful, pregnant woman?" "What kind of homewrecker would do that?" "Ruth!" "Doesn't seem like too much of a stretch for you." "Come in the ring, join us." "I want to, but I'm really not feeling well." "Gene Kelly had the flu when he did the title number of Singin' in the Rain." "It's true, he did." "Look at this asshole." "She doesn't care about anyone but herself." "She's gonna destroy lives." "Even tiny lives that haven't started yet." "You're a horrible person and you don't deserve to live." "I think I deserve to live." "Hey, Uta Hagen." "Just take some fucking direction for a minute." "Is that too much to ask?" "It's not about you." "I'm trying to see if the skit works." "Now circle the other one." "Go." "Okay, good." "Okay, shit-stirrer, let's work on your side." "If there's one thing I learned in my illustrious career, is that you can't rely on a blood rig to sell a performance." "Who are you?" "What kind of woman were you before you lost everything?" " I feel like I was..." " Wait, I got it." "You're smart." "You're ambitious..." "Talented." "But nobody sees that." "All they see is the blonde knockout." " I'm not blond." " Shut the fuck up." "Okay." " He's talking about me." " They're talking about her." " That makes sense." " Now, here you are, you're ripe." "Fecund." "A custodian of new life." "You're a fertile harvest goddess." "Now... pull your shoulders back, and strut like you own the ring." "What is that?" " Oh, I added..." " I said strut." "Like you own the ring." " Yeah, but..." " No." "That's like a saunter." "All right." "Okay, now stick your belly out a little bit, you're pregnant." "Everything is fine." "Everything is ideal." "Until... the homewrecker arrives." "She has nothing." "No man, no love, no friends." "Her hair is brown, the color of shit." "All right." "Now, lunge and miss." "Wake up, Ruth!" "Time to act." "Lunge and miss." "Yes." "Great." "Now it's time for the big move." "You're gonna kick her in the stomach, set off a miscarriage that will ruin not one life, not two lives, but three lives in the process." "Let's go!" "Kick, it's like a punch with your leg." "Can I do the lockup instead, where I hug her?" "Oh, my God." "No." "Kick." "Yeah." "Give words to the pain." "Oh, my God, it hurts!" "Fuck!" "Am I having a miscarriage?" "Ah!" "Oh, no!" " Am I bleeding?" " Give me the ketchup." "I feel like I'm bleeding!" "Oh, someone help!" "Since we're not making Apocalypse Now, let's add a little fun back in." "Yeah." "Now that is a fuckin' miscarriage." "Hey." "So?" "How's my star?" "You got your own dressing room yet?" "What happened?" "Hey." "Hey, baby." "Come on, talk to me." "What's up?" "What's wrong?" "Sorry, um..." "It just got a little intense." "I'm fine." "Okay." " Keith, my man." "What's happening?" " Hey, brother, you look like shit." "I know, I know." "I'm not aging well." "I'm not aging well." "What do you want, Sam?" "Hey, look, I know it was tough today." "All right?" "But I'm a director, I'll do what I need to get what I want." " That's pretty clear." " If you keep doing what you did today," "I'll make sure we get you double your salary." "It's only fair." "Actor and trainer." "You do it all, like Bruce Lee." "Come on, what do you say?" " I'll think about it." "See you tomorrow." " All right, you think about it." " Good to see you." " All right." " Car looks good." " Thank you, thank you." "That was a yes, right?" "Baby, we need to redo the bathroom." "Come on." "Hey!" "Are you joining the team?" "Is she joining the team?" "It's hard to pass up a starring role." "So, we need to pick up Randy from my parents' house, and I need chow fun from Two Panda Deli." "Okay." "So, uh..." "So, I'm fired?" "No!" "Are you an idiot?" "You're chum." "You're blood in the water." "Debbie's the hero and you're the villain." "Everybody's gonna hate you!" " I don't want everyone to hate me." " Oh, Christ." "Crying, caring, the desperation..." "That's what makes you unbearable." "Look, I don't like you, Strindberg, take that in." "Hold on to it." "Try not giving a fuck." "There's a lot of power in that." "And relax, the devil gets all the best lines." "♪ Somehow you always get me wrong ♪" "Watch it, homewrecker!" "My shoes!" "Bye." "♪ You leave me broken ♪" "♪ And you don't realize ♪" "♪ Everything is all right ♪" "♪ And then you apologize ♪" "♪ The things that really matter to me They just pass you by ♪" "♪ Well, somehow You always get me wrong ♪" "♪ Somehow, you always get me wrong ♪" "♪ Somehow, you always get me wrong ♪" "♪ Well, I guess we just don't get along ♪"

"[SIRENS WAILING]" "Here is where I make my stand." "Here is where I shall carve out the kingdom" "I am destined for." "Bow before the power of Mantis." "Whoa!" "Get out of the way!" "Is it me, or are the world conquerors gettin' mouthier?" "He's from Apokolips." "They're all pretty chatty there." "[GRUNTS]" "Move out." "[GRUNTS]" "[YELLING]" "[GRUNTING]" "Bow down before your better, Man of Steel." "[GRUNTS]" "What's the story on this guy?" "Civil war back on his home planet." "Guess he thought things would be easier here." "CAPTAIN ATOM:" "Bad call." "[SCREAMS]" "Captain Atom." "[GROANS]" "I'm okay." "It'll just take me a moment to adjust to the energy." "[GRUNTS]" "What in sam hill is that?" "[GRUNTS] A boom tube, an extradimensional doorway back to Apokolips." "Got it." "Duck." "[SCREAMING]" "Nice work, captain." "Thanks, but what's stoppin' him from comin' right back?" "You mean, besides this?" "LOIS:" "Superman." "Lois Lane, Daily Planet." "Yeah, Lois, I know." "Would you care to comment on what just happened here?" "I'd like an interview... one on one." "I'm pretty sure there's somethin'" "I have to do someplace." "You're late." "I was busy." "Like I wasn't?" "But I've already written the story up and filed it." "So now that we're both off the clock?" "MAN:" "Captain Adams." "Captain Nathaniel Adams." "General Eiling, sir, what brings you...?" "What's this?" "Orders." "Your commission has been reactivated." "You're back in the Air Force." "I'm committed to the Justice League now, sir." "You also made a commitment to the service, captain." "Seems to me, you've got a decision to make." "Seems like I never see you anymore." "It's been a while." "That's why I'm trying to make today special." "Where are we going?" "You'll see." "[SEA GULLS CAWING]" "What do you think?" "A picnic?" "I suppose your high school sweetheart loved this kind of cornball stuff." "As a matter of fact, she did." "I've been worried about you." "It's a dangerous job, Lois, but you know I can take care of myself." "There's more than one way to get hurt." "You remember what happened to your reputation when you were under Darkseid's control." "That was years ago." "People haven't forgotten, not everybody." "I know." "Do you?" "The way you and the league have been acting lately..." "Look, I'm a reporter and not a public relations person, but with all the muscle you guys throw around, you're starting to scare me." "I'll admit, we got a lot of power, but we only use it to help." "Like when you and Captain Marvel wrecked Lexor City on national television, or maybe you mean when you fired that big space gun in the desert?" "We come on a little strong sometimes, but it's for the people's own good." "That sounds like something Lex would say." "Don't even joke about that." "I'm nothing like Lex Luthor." "Of course you're not." "I'm just saying, you can't serve the public without their confidence." "It's a question of trust." "So, what's for dessert?" "[MAN GRUNTING, GLASS SHATTERING]" "[WOMAN GRUNTS] [GRUNTS]" "You really know how to show a girl a good time, Q." "[GRUNTS] Oh!" "[GRUNTS]" "When are we going out on a real date?" "Shh." "Trying to concentrate." "[YELLS]" "I'm not even in the Justice League anymore." "You're lucky to have me along." "Hardly." "You're drawn to my eccentric charm." "Finished." "Me too." "Not quite." "[GRUNTS]" "You get what you came for?" "I believe so." "If there's a link between Luthor and Cadmus," "I'll find it here." "Which leaves the rest of our evening tantalizingly free." "There are three terabytes of data here." "I'll be busy for days." "Oh." "Dinner and movie?" "It's a start." "Take off your chest plate." "You don't need it." "What are you doing?" "I'll die without this." "The cancer." "Is gone, Lex." "You're in remission." "No, that's not accurate." "There's no trace of the disease, as if it were never there." "That's preposterous." "You've got the body of a 20-year-old, and you don't have cancer." "How?" "I don't know." "It might be the vest." "It might be an unexpected effect of the kryptonite poisoning that gave you the disease in the first place." "I'll continue to study the..." "I'm the middle of my physical, Mrs. Waller." "You might be in the middle of a hornet's nest." "Question and Huntress have copied files from a high-security Cadmus terminal." "What did they get?" "Tech Support can't tell for certain." "Maybe everything." "For all our sakes, we better hope that the encryption on those files is as good as we've been told." "Finally, the connection between Cadmus and Luthor." "Or something better." ""President Luthor. "" "Oh, no, no, no." "It's all connected." "Not alternate reality." "Time loop." "Luthor becomes president, Flash is killed," "Superman kills Luthor in retaliation, superhuman arms-race," "Armageddon, end of the world... inevitable." "[GRUNTS]" "Is the future immutable?" "Can destiny be changed?" "Will they allow it?" "[RATTLING]" "Screening your calls?" "You haven't answered the phone for days." "Ugh, it's rank in here." "Is that you?" "Have to try." "Alternative unthinkable." "Q?" "Are you all right?" "Have to go." "Can't let it happen again." "SUPERMAN [OVER SPEAKER]:" "At least six different ways" "I could stop you right now." "LUTHOR:" "But they all involve deadly force, don't they?" "And you don't do that." "No." "You need me." "You wouldn't be much of a hero without a villain, and you do love being the hero, don't you?" "The cheering children, the swooning women." "You love it so much, it's made you my most reliable accomplice." "SUPERMAN:" "Accomplice?" "What are you...?" "LUTHOR:" "You could have crushed me any time you wanted, and it wasn't the law or the will of the people that stopped you." "It was your ego." "Being a hero was too important to you." "You're as much responsible for this as I am." "So go ahead, fix it somehow, put me on trial, lock me up, but I'll beat it, and then we'll start the whole thing all over again." "SUPERMAN:" "I did loving being a hero, but if this is where it leads," "I'm done with it." "Oh, my." "Just a few more minutes, Superman." "It's okay." "I can do this all day, not that I want to." "Something I can help you with?" "I hope so, but I assume you don't want to discuss your White House weenie-roast in front of a crowd." "I'll be back in a few minutes." "Always wondered what was in here." "Private conference room." "Original members only, yes?" "A place where you're free to discuss your secrets and lies." "You said something about me in the White House." "Not you exactly, another version of you, hm?" "Stop dancing around it." "Tell me what you know." "I know what you told everyone." "The Justice Lords, a parallel-universe version of the Justice League, came to our world to rid it of crime just as they did on their own world." "With Lex Luthor's help, our Justice League managed to rout them before they could impose their totalitarian will on our populace." "I also know what you didn't tell anyone outside of the original seven members of the Justice League." "On that other Earth, so very much like our own, a Superman so very much like you killed the president." "Question, no one can know about this." "Or what?" "You'll incinerate me too?" "I'd never do anything like that." "Wouldn't you?" "Didn't you recently try to lobotomize Doomsday with your heat vision just as the Justice Lord did?" "That's different." "It's the same." "A heavily armed watchtower with an army of proactive heroes," "Luthor running for president." "If it's not quite the same, it soon will be." "Have you seen Amanda Waller's computer simulations?" "Batman told me about them." "Did he tell you all the models predict that a war between the Justice League and the government will devastate the planet?" "We would never fight the government." "Not even if Luthor was the government?" "Predestined." "Flash will die, you will kill Luthor," "Armageddon inevitable." "Question, I'm..." "[GASPS]" "I'm worried about you." "You're mixed up." "This world isn't like the other one." "We're not the Justice Lords." "Those things you're afraid of will never happen here." "I won't let them." "Question, isn't it?" "I believe you took something that belongs to me." "Have you seen the latest polls?" "It's beginning to look like you're going to be our next president, just like in that other world." "I wouldn't bet against me." "No, it wouldn't be prudent." "I want you to understand something, Luthor." "Although my distaste for you as a human being is Brobdingnagian, what I'm about to do isn't personal." "What are you babbling about?" "Everything that exists has a specific nature." "Each entity exists as something in particular and has characteristics that are a part of what it is." "A is A, and no matter what reality he calls home," "Luthor is Luthor." "If I'm to save the world, your existence must come to an end before you take office." "You're going to kill me so that Superman can't." "I'm a well-known crackpot." "The Justice League's reputation will survive my actions, and Superman's legacy will remain intact." "Interesting plan." "Unfortunately for you, it's not really an option." "[GRUNTING]" "President?" "Foolish, faceless man, my campaign is a farce, a small part of a much grander scheme." "[CHUCKLING] President." "[GASPING]" "Do you know how much power" "I'd have to give up to be president?" "[GRUNTING]" "That's right, conspiracy buff." "I spent $75 million on a fake presidential campaign, all just to tick Superman off." "[GRUNTING]" "[GROANING]" "Now... about those files you stole from me." "[CLICKS]" "[QUESTION SCREAMING]" "This doesn't have to continue." "I can stop you from seeing the visions at any time." "You stole files from our computer." "Just tell me what you've learned." "Topically-applied fluoride doesn't prevent tooth decay." "It does render teeth detectable by spy satellite." "[SCREAMING]" "Tell me what you know." "The plastic tips at the ends of shoelaces are called aglets." "Their true purpose is sinister." "[SCREAMING]" "Tell me what you know." "There was a magic bullet." "It was forged by Illuminati mystics to prevent us from learning the truth." "Have it your way." "This will continue until I break you." "[SCREAMING] Perhaps, even afterwards." "[ALARM BEEPING]" "Jimmy." "Jimmy?" "HUNTRESS:" "Not exactly." "Some kind of hypersonic signal, right?" "[BEEPING]" "Keeps good time too." "What do you think you're doing?" "Your little pal is fine." "I was just trying to get your attention." "You guys need a hot line." "[MURMURING]" "A minute, Jimmy." "This better be good." "Question's been missing for almost a week." "Just before he disappeared, he was behaving oddly." "I mean, oddly for him." "He saw a fake tape of you killing Luthor, freaked out and ran off." "Question, this is Superman." "Come in, please." "Channel's open, but he's not responding." "J'onn should be able to track his location." "[SEA GULLS CAWING]" "Oh, no." "[GRUNTING]" "I'll find you, baby." "Not here you won't." "They wouldn't have bothered to dump his comlink unless they took him alive." "It has to be Cadmus." "But if they've got him, we'll never find him." "Sure we will." "We've been keeping tabs on Cadmus for months." "We know exactly where they are." "And you didn't do anything?" "The Justice League plays by the rules." "We'll move when we have solid evidence, not before." "And we'll move within the limits of the law." "[SCOFFS]" "That's why I quit." "The way I remember it, you were fired." "But you may have a point this time." "So?" "So you and I will do this together." "And we're doing it off the books." "[ALARM BLARING]" "We're past the lead shielding." "I should be able to find Question with my x-ray vision." "Hold on." "Didn't want you to get hit by a ricochet." "[GUARDS YELLING]" "[HUNTRESS GUARDSGRUNTING]" "Hold the fort." "I've got some personal business." "Hey, take your time." "[GRUNTING]" "A lot of things are starting to make sense now," "Professor Hamilton." "When did Cadmus recruit you?" "Recruit me?" "I went to them." "How can you work for these people?" "Do you know what they are?" "Power brokers, politicians, criminals, and black-ops mercenaries with one thing in common." "Besides, they're humanity's last hope against your kind." "What are you talking about?" "Humanity doesn't need protection from us." "I used to believe that." "I thought you were a guardian angel come to answer our prayers, but Lucifer was an angel too, wasn't he?" "Professor..." "You forget, I've been on the receiving end of your wrath when you brought Supergirl to S.T.A.R. Labs for medical treatment." "I know what you're capable of." "That's what this is about?" "One little scare and you betray us?" "You stole Kara's DNA, violated her trust, my trust." "The chicken or the egg, Superman?" "[SIGHING]" "[GRUNTING]" "[GRUNTS] Next time, go to the bathroom before you leave for a mission." "Let's go." "[GROANING]" "Don't be stupid." "Drop it." "Sorry." "Not good enough." "[GRUNTING]" "[GROANING]" "[BOW COCKS]" "[GASPING]" "Huntress!" "Yeah... okay." "Lean on me." "We're getting outta here." "QUESTION:" "Secret messages encoded in amino-acid chains in carb-free breakfast bars." "Come on, baby doll." "It's all right." "It's gonna be a little rough." "I'll take the guards, you get ready to move him." "CAPTAIN ATOM:" "That won't be necessary, Superman." "Good to see you, captain." "Cover our flank." "I'm afraid you misunderstand." "I'm speaking as an officer of the United States Air Force." "Bad time to grow a sense of humor, cap." "No joke, ma'am." "I'm currently assigned to General Eiling's special projects unit, and my orders are to prevent you from taking Question out of this facility." "So how's this gonna go down?" "Best watched using Open Subtitles MKV Player"

"(Rumpole) Not many dreaming spires around Gunster University." "More like a concrete nightmare." "(Hilda) Ssh!" "Rumpole!" "(Man) Honours degrees in the school of English." "Russell Anwar Bannerjee." "(Applause)" "Richard Orenko Jones." "Audrey's next." "(Man) Audrey Wystan." "First-class degree in English." "You never got a first in anything, Rumpole." "In my experience, chaps who got a first-class degree were never the slightest use down Uxbridge Magistrates' Court." "(Hilda) Rumpole?" "Yes, well, that may be so, Mrs Rumpole, but they are destroying our universities." "You should see what they're trying to do to the law profession." "We'll be left with nothing but computer courses and business studies." "Our masters are not interested in literature." "Or trial by jury or freelance barristers or the right to silence." "Ssh!" "You're not down the Bailey now." " The right to what?" " Silence." "If you're accused, you can stay quiet." "Make the prosecution prove their case." "That's what they want to abolish." "Bang goes freedom." " Tea?" " The law has to work with business efficiency, just like a bank." "Most people reading English are going into banks." "What can you expect with a vice chancellor like Hayden Charles writing books about money?" "Yes, and spends most of his life licking the boots of our Chancellor Sir Denis Tolson, the head of that great cultural institution Tolson's Tasty Foods." "Oh, Professor Clympton, they do really rather a good frozen curry" " in the Gloucester Road Tolson's." " Don't remind me." "Perhaps they do, but they don't do Latin." "They haven't said anything, but I may be the last Professor of Classics the University of Gunster will have." "Onus probandi, in flagrante delicto." "Classics to go, yet the right of silence will be next." "I wonder if even Wordsworth is safe." "Wordsworth ended up a Tory." ""But yet I know, where'er I go, That there hath passed away" ""a glory from the earth."" "He can still bring tears to the eye." "What is the point of tears?" "The purpose of literature, my dear sir, is to promote social change." "Your precious Wordsworth ended up betraying the French Revolution." "Oh, well, if you say so." "Excuse me." "Clive Clympton is a wonderful teacher." " What did you think of him, Uncle?" " I think... (Rumpole) I think I claim the right to silence." "Come along." "The Vice Chancellor wants us to meet him." "Any plans for the immediate future?" "Oh!" "My aunt and uncle, Mr and Mrs Rumpole." "How do you do?" "I'm Hayden Charles." "How do you do?" " Have you met Sir Denis Tolson?" " No, we've never met." "How do you do?" "(Rumpole) How do you do?" "(Tolson) You must be proud of Audrey?" "(Hilda) We are." "Very proud." " Nice meeting you." " And you." "Thank you for the tea." "Bye-bye." "Tell me, dear, who is that lady?" "She was sitting next to us." "That's Mercy Charles, the Vice Chancellor's wife." "She used to be a model." "A model wife or a model model?" "(Man) You're mad, totally mad." "(Crashing and shouting)" "(Knock on door)" "Rumpole." " Hello, Ballard." " Working late?" "No, I'm just arranging my famous collection of priceless foreign stamps." " Oh, are you?" " Of course I'm not!" "I just called in to put this away in my room." " This what?" " This bag." "Oh, that." "(Knocking)" "Um..." "I wanted to speak to you." "I mean, Rumpole..." "How do you find marriage?" "Ha ha!" "In my experience, you don't." "It finds you." "It comes creeping up unexpectedly and seizes you by the collar." "How's Matey?" "My wife was a tremendously popular figure when serving as matron at the Old Bailey." "Dab hand with the Elastoplast as far as I can remember, yes." "Much loved, wasn't she, by all you fellows?" "Ah, well, let's say highly respected." "Ah, "highly respected", yes." " Rumpole?" " Yes?" "What's your opinion of secrets in married life?" "Absolutely essential." "I wanted your opinion because of a slight... difference that has arisen between Marguerite and myself." "Who the hell's Marguerite?" "Marguerite, Rumpole, is my wife." "She's the person you call Matey." "Ah, Matey." "Why didn't you say so?" "She called in after her refresher course in sprains and fractures and Henry told her I'd already left at five o'clock." "And he thoughtlessly added he thought I'd gone home because I was carrying my tartan bag." "He meant this very bag, Rumpole." "This one." "It's most unfortunate Henry should have mentioned it." "I never take it home." " Don't worry." " Now Marguerite keeps asking me where am I going with that bag?" "I've told her, even in married life, there are things a man can keep to himself." "Am I within my rights, Rumpole?" "Your right to silence has been yours since Magna Carta." "I am glad to hear you say that as a married man." "(Chuckles) Of course, it doesn't stop the other side thinking the absolute worst." "Just a moment." "That seems to be exactly what she thinks." "Now, really, she needs something to take her mind off it." "I mean, it would make a tremendous difference to Marguerite's happiness if she saw more of you fellows in Chambers." "She can see us at any time, not that we're much to look at." "No, no..." "No, it would be a terrific help if you and Hilda were to invite her to dinner at your place." "Let me understand you." "In confidence, Matey would like to be asked to dinner" " at Gloucester Road?" " She would." "Don't worry." "I shan't say a word to Hilda about it." " Rumpole..." " Oh, yes, all right, I suppose." "Dinner with She Who Must?" "Matey has a curious sense of fun." "What have you got in that bag?" " (Hilda) Is that you, Rumpole?" " Yes." "Bad news." "Ballard's invited himself and Matey to dinner." "I begin to fear for that man's sanity, Hilda." "He's creeping around with a sort of tartan holdall, the contents of which he refuses to divulge." "Makes him look like a Scottish pox doctor." "She's got no one else to turn to." "Her mother left home." "Her father didn't even show up at her graduation." "And she has heard about some of your wins." " What are you talking about?" " What are you talking about?" "(Both) Well, I..." "You'd better come in." " Let her tell you herself." " Horace, thank God you've come." " They've arrested Clive." " Clive?" " Professor Clympton." "You remember." " Oh, the academic revolutionary." "He wants you, at his trial." "Very wise choice." "What's the crime?" "Driving while tiddly?" "They say it's murder." "He thinks you'll understand." "Well, yes, I do understand a bit about murder." "No." "He says he thinks you'll understand about keeping silent." "You can rest assured." "Mr Rumpole has a fine record when it comes to murder." "I've won more murders than you've had degrees." "And some of your, er... your clients, they kept silent?" "Yes, when I thought it was right." "Yes." "Well, it's right now." "I will decide that when I know a bit more about it." "I've decided already." "Professor, you have one hour of my time." "What shall we do, discuss Wordsworth?" "If you like." "We shan't agree about Wordsworth." "Let us discuss the late Vice Chancellor Mr Hayden Charles, a slight man who crashed through some worm-eaten banisters to his death on a marble floor below." "Pushed, no doubt, by a stronger opponent." " You didn't like him?" " I didn't like his money-mad politics, nor the way he ran the university, but..." "And Mrs Charles?" "A very dear friend." "As a matter of fact, she reads a lot of poetry." "She's quite bright, for an ex-model." "Yes, I'm quite bright for an Old Bailey hack." "I think I see motive rearing its ugly head." " I don't understand." " Oh, do you not, Professor?" "Husband finds out about beautiful wife's infidelity." "Has it out with the lover in his study on the first floor of his house." "A row develops and moves out onto the staircase." "It grows violent." "The lover is a stronger man than the husband." "He takes him by the throat, that's where they found some bruising, and pushes him against some banisters." "Unlike the rest of Gunster University, they are not made of reinforced concrete and they collapse." "End of outraged husband, lover runs downstairs and out into the night, and that, My Lord, is the case for the prosecution." "Yes, well, the prosecution can believe that if they like." "(Rumpole) And if the jury believe it?" "How can they?" "They have no evidence." "Miss Probert, will you read Mrs O'Leary's statement to this... fellow?" ""I have been housekeeper at the Vice Chancellor's house for ten years." ""Before that, I worked for Mr and Mrs Charles in Oxford." Blah-blah..." ""I have observed an intimate friendship develop" ""between Mrs Charles and Professor Clympton."" "Blah-blah..."I heard quarrelling on the stairs shortly before 10pm." ""I heard Mr Charles' voice and another man's." ""All I heard the other man say" ""was something about licking the Chancellor's boots." ""I am quite sure I recognised Professor Clympton's voice."" "Do you believe I'm the man she's talking about?" "It seems probable, doesn't it?" "They're the words I heard you use in the presence of half a dozen people at tea and sandwiches that afternoon." "Mrs O'Leary says she heard the doorbell ring at 20 to 10." "Mr Charles answered, so she did not see whoever it was that had arrived." "Was it you?" "No." "Then you'll have to tell us where you were and what you were doing between 9:30 and just after 10 that evening when Mrs O'Leary discovered the Vice Chancellor dead." "Where were you that evening?" "Oh, very well." "Keep quiet." "You are entitled to." "But there is just one line of Wordsworth that it might pay you to remember." ""All silent and all damned."" "(Knock on door)" " Rumpole, I must have your advice." " You too?" "I ought to start charging." "Phylli's back from doing that corrupt policeman in Hong Kong." "She can buy us a bottle of Pommeroys bubbly on the Oriental constabulary." "We shall celebrate." "Absolutely nothing to celebrate in view of what she found when she got back." "I'm afraid I had left, carelessly, on the kitchen table..." " Yes?" " Two programmes for "Tristan and Isolde" at Covent Garden." "Pretty scurrilous reading." "Was our Portia shocked?" "She asked who I'd taken to the opera." "Well, of course, I'd been with Liz Probert, as you remember." "We had a talk about the future of Chambers in the Crush Bar." "Of course, when your wife heard that, she decided not to press charges." "Well, now, that's exactly the trouble." "She didn't hear that." "In fact, to be perfectly honest with you," "I didn't tell her that." "I told her I took Uncle Tom." "Uncle Tom?" " Exactly." " To five hours of unmitigated Wagner?" " I'm afraid so." " You've eaten of the insane root what takes the reason prisoner." "Well, now, look, this is the point, Rumpole." "Phyllida wouldn't like Lizzie and me drinking in the Crush Bar, although absolutely nothing happened." "Lizzie bolted off to the Underground as soon as the curtain fell." "She even left me with her programme, which is why I had two." "But... on our way from Chambers earlier, we met Uncle Tom." "He said it was his birthday." "So when Phyllida asked me for an explanation," "Uncle Tom just sprang to mind." "Have your years at the criminal Bar taught you nothing?" "If you must invent a story, make it credible." "The point is, if Phylli asks, Uncle Tom has got to back me up." "Someone has got to explain the whole thing to him." " Who has?" " Someone he respects." " Yes." " Who has some influence over him." " Yes." " You, Rumpole." "No." "Persuade Uncle Tom to commit perjury?" "Certainly not." " You won't do it?" " Do your own dirty work." "I suppose I'll have to." "You should never have thought up such a ridiculous defence." "She asked me to explain the two programmes." "What else could I do?" "Claim your right to silence." "Everybody else seems to be doing it." "The wonderful thing about marriage is telling each other everything." "I'm sure when Horace climbs into bed with you..." "You don't care for a baked jam roll, Mrs Ballard?" "Jam roll is on the naughty list, I'm afraid." "We've all got to watch our tummies, haven't we?" "Marguerite is keen on keeping fit, and I'm with her 100 per cent." "I've already lost a lot of weight." "My trousers hang loose." "Look." " No thank you, Bernard." " Sam's a new boy, but we're old hands at marriage, aren't we?" "When I was married to poor Henry Plumbstead who passed away, we told each other every little thing." "We just knew all there was to know about each other." "I'm sure old Horace would agree with that." "Ah, now, old Horace isn't so sure." "As regards to nearest and dearest, a profound ignorance is probably the best recipe for a happy marriage." "You have quite finished, haven't you, Rumpole?" "Sam leaves his Chambers early carrying a zipper bag full of something." " He doesn't come home?" " Later." "The bag doesn't come with him." "I hardly think this has anything to do with me." "Oh, don't you?" "When I ask Sam what he's up to, he says, "Rumpole takes the view that married people are entitled to privacy." ""Rumpole says we all have the right to silence." You heard him!" "Even in married life." "It seems he takes sides with husbands who are up to tricks." "Do you approve of that, Hilda?" "Approve?" "Well, now you come to ask me, no." "I'm glad you said that." "My old uncle used to live in Gunster, funnily enough." " Ha ha." "How amusing." " Yes." "He used to be an estate agent there, but had to give it up." "He said you couldn't get anywhere unless you were an ostler." " A what?" " The ancient order of ostlers." "Like freemasons only more so." "My uncle didn't hold with it." "They squeezed him out." "Did he say what they did, the ostlers or whatever they call themselves?" "All sorts of secret ceremonies, I believe." "Mumbo jumbo, Uncle Marcus said." "They also had a peculiar handshake." " He showed me." " Like that?" "Yes." "Yes, I rather think it was." "I might go up north and investigate the scene of the crime." " Is that the coffee, Hilda?" " Do you take sugar, Marguerite?" "One tiny spoonful." "I shall be going up to Gunster tomorrow, Hilda." " (Hilda) Milk?" " (Marguerite) Thank you." "Gunster, Hilda, in the north of England." "I shall probably take my junior with me." "Do you take sugar, Mr Ballard?" "Yes, please, Hilda." " No, thank you, Hilda." " Miss Liz Probert." "You won't mind?" "My solicitor will chaperone her." "Are they still keeping you busy, Mr Ballard, in Daddy's old Chambers?" "I won't be here tomorrow night." "You won't be lonely, will you?" "The rest is silence." "(Rumpole) You spend your life licking the Chancellor's boots!" " Did you hear that?" " Clearly." "Could you tell it was me?" "It was you, all right." "Just the sort of thing you say." "That's interesting." "Go back, I'll do it again." "This time I'll run down and across the hall." "Did you say run?" "Ha ha." "Move fairly rapidly." "I'll slam the front door." "See if you hear that." "All right." "Come on, Mr Beazley." "You're still here?" "You were kind enough to say we might inspect the scene of the crime." " Rather a long inspection." " Crimes take a short time to commit and so terribly long to investigate." "Do you think Professor Clympton killed your husband?" "Do you think you'll get him off?" "The professor refuses to tell us where he was on the night in question." "At the moment, he's not being very helpful to me." "What do you want me to do?" "Well, he could be keeping quiet to protect a woman." "Rather an old-fashioned idea, but it's possible, isn't it?" "That Clive was with me and doesn't want to tell anyone?" "Is that what you want me to say?" "Then I'll say it if that's what you want." "Is it true?" "What does it matter?" "You're a lawyer." "It's your job to get Clive off." "I said I'll help you." "Isn't that a fair offer?" "You spend your life licking the Chancellor's boots." "Crash!" "Good afternoon." "We are engaged in a history of the fair city of Gunster." "Do you have anything on the ancient order of ostlers?" "Ssh." "Order of what?" "Ostlers." "People who look after horses, although I doubt there'd be blacksmiths left among them now." "No, more like chairman of committees, planners, developers." "Chief constables." "Even, dare it be said, heads of universities." "But important people in the long history of Gunster." "I'm quite sure we haven't got anything like that." "What?" "No library assignment on this important subject?" "Nothing about it at all." "I haven't even heard of these grooms or whatever it is you're talking about." "Mr Rumpole, you're asking about ostlers." "Ah, the classics prof." "Ave Magister, or words to that effect." "This is Miss Liz Probert, my junior on the Clympton case." "Martin Wayfield." "We met at the degree ceremony." " It's a load of nonsense." " The degree ceremony?" "No, the ancient order of horse-combers." "I was once coming out of the gents in the..." " (Librarian) Silence, please." " What did you say?" "I mean, no talking." "You know the rules of the library." "Come over by the window." "The students won't hear us there." "(Mouths)" "Well, carry on." "You were just coming out of the gents loo." "One of these fellows with a bloody great horseshoe hung round his neck was just about to slink into the dining room to swear some oath of secrecy." "Or to offer to have his throat cut." "They do that, apparently." "Well, this chap used to be the University Registrar." "I called out, "Simkins, your old lady cast a shoe, has she?"" "He bolted like a rabbit." "The late Vice Chancellor Hayden Charles." "Was he in the brotherhood?" "Hayden always laughed about them." "No, I'm sure he wasn't." "I wanted to ask about Clive Clympton." "Is he popular in the university?" "The lefty students love him." "There's plenty of those." "Nelson Mandela and Clive Clympton are top of the pops." "You've probably heard stories about his private life." "Yes." "Are they true?" "Why not?" "Mercy Charles is a very attractive woman." "Everyone says that." "Do you think she finds him a very attractive man?" "Sed mulier cupido quod dicit amanti in vento et rapida scribere oportet aqua." "Not everyone says that." "What does it mean?" "That what a woman says to her lusting lover, it is best to write in wind and swift-flowing water." "It's all there in the Latin." "And it's going to be forgotten when they abolish the classics." "I ought to get back to my Catullus." "Yes." "Give him my regards." "Well, thank you, Professor." "You've been most helpful." " You've hurt your hand." " What?" "No, nothing wrong with it at all." "Ah, Rumpole." "Are you back from the scene of your crime?" "Yes." "I imagine you're just on your way to yours." " Please, Rumpole." " All right, not a word to Matey." "(Rumpole) 'Mr Justice OIlie Oliphant." "'Comes from up north, somewhere near Gunster." "'Specialises in down-to-earth common sense." "'AIways prepared to call a spade a bloody shovel," "'Iong before anyone's sure whether or not it's a toothpick.'" "When you were in the dining room on the night of this murder..." "My Lord, I must object." "No one has proved it was murder." "It might have been anything from manslaughter to an accident." "Come, come, Mr Rumpole." "The jury and I will use our common sense." "Mr Mordaunt Bissett is simply using the word on the indictment." "To use the word before it is proved is not common sense, it is uncommon nonsense." "If the defence is going nitpicking, we'll call it an incident." " Will that satisfy you?" " It is not I that has to be satisfied." "It is the interest of justice." "Oh, come along, Mr Mordaunt Bissett." "Let's get back to work, shall we?" "(Judge) Now Mr Rumpole's had his say..." "Mrs O'Leary, you've told us you could distinguish words the man shouted." "You heard him say something about "licking the Chancellor's boots"." "I heard that." "Yes." " Could you recognise his voice?" " I'm sure I could." " Whose was it?" " It was his voice." " You mean it was Professor Clympton?" " I'm sure it was." ""I'm sure it was." Any questions for this witness, Mr Rumpole?" "(Rumpole) That is what I'm here for, My Lord." "Yes." "Did you hear other words you could distinguish from Mr Charles' assailant?" "I heard him say "Oh" loudly." "(Rumpole) "Oh." Yes, and then what?" "Well, it sounded like "temporary"." "And then I think another "Oh", and then I think I heard "More is..."" "Does this make any sense to you, Mr Rumpole?" "(Rumpole) Not at the moment, My Lord." "So this evidence is brought out merely to puzzle the jury?" "Or perhaps to test their powers of deduction." "You heard the man shout about "licking the Chancellor's boots"." " She's told us that." " Yes, My Lord, but I would like to suggest when Mrs O'Leary heard it." "You heard it at afternoon tea, when you were helping passing out sandwiches to the graduates," "Clympton saying the Vice Chancellor licked the Chancellor's boots." " It was said quite clearly." " How do you know it was quite clear?" " You weren't there, were you?" " As a matter of fact, yes, I was." "But I am not here to give evidence." "This lady is." "You heard it at teatime." "Yes, I did." "I thought it was a disgusting thing to say about Mr Charles." "So when you heard the same words again at 10pm coming from the hallway, you naturally thought that it was Professor Clympton shouting." "(Mrs O'Leary) I thought so." "Because it was something you'd heard him say." "I had, yes." "And, er... if you heard those same words again, at night, from a man you never saw, you would naturally assume it was Professor Clympton." "I suppose so." "Even though you couldn't really recognise him." "I think I recognised him." "You think you recognised him." "Thank you very much." "Mrs O'Leary, let's use our common sense about this, shall we?" "You told Mr Mordaunt Bissett you were sure it was Clympton's voice." " Yes." " And you told Mr Rumpole that you think it was." " That's right." " So you think you're sure?" "Yes, I suppose so." "Common sense, members of the Jury." "It always does it, you know." "(Bissett) No further questions, My Lord." "I call Christopher Perkins." "(Rumpole) Mordaunt, old darling?" "A word in your pink and shell-like." "Why did the prosecution start this case in London?" "Well, we've got you a north country judge." "Oh, yes." "Thank you very much." "No, what I mean is the defence sometimes asks for a case to be moved because of prejudice against the accused." "This time, the prosecution has." "Did you think a Gunster jury might be prejudiced in favour of Clympton?" "Now why should that be, in Gunster?" "No comment." " Are you Christopher Perkins?" " Yes." "Did you graduate with first-class honours in Business Studies in July?" " I did." " Speak up!" " Sorry." "Yes!" " On the night of the incident, when the Vice Chancellor died, were you crossing the quadrangle past Tolson Buildings?" " Yes." " What did you see?" "I looked at my watch as I was due to meet a friend at the JCR." "It was just 9:15." "Then I saw Professor Clympton come out of his rooms and he seemed in rather a hurry, and was carrying a bag!" " There's no need to shout." " Thank you, Mr Perkins." "We haven't heard about the bag." "What was it like?" "Just an ordinary holdall." "I thought he was on his way to play squash." " On his way to play squash?" " I didn't know what was in it." "Three... six... two." "(Knock on door)" "Ah, Rumpole." "Note for Henry." "Excuse me." "Late." "Hello?" "Gunster University?" "I want to speak, please, to Audrey Wystan, Wystan with a W." "She's a postgraduate." "Hmm?" "Oh, the English department." "Yes, I'll wait." "Thank you." "Are you going down the pan in R versus Clympton?" "Sinking with all hands unless I can pull off a miracle." " Oh, hello." "Audrey?" " Excuse me." "Henry?" "Note." "Audrey?" "It's your Uncle Horace." "Yes." "How are you?" "Fine." "Look, do you want to help the professor?" "Good." "I want you to get into his room." "Of course you can." "Say his lawyer needs something for the trial." "(Disco music)" "One, two..." "(Rumpole) My Lord, I have given notice to my learned friend of my intention to call an alibi witness." " You don't object, Mordaunt Bissett?" " No, My Lord, I have no objection." " Very well, then." " (Usher) Denis Tolson." "What?" "What's happening?" "(Clympton) I forbid this!" "I absolutely forbid it!" "Miss Probert, go and hold his hand, will you?" " I won't have it, I won't!" " Quiet!" "I swear by almighty God that the evidence I shall give shall be the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth." " Are you Sir Denis Tolson?" " I am." " Stop him!" "What is he doing?" " Mr Rumpole, control your client." " Mr Rumpole does know best." " No!" "Your client's creating a disturbance." "Is he?" "I'm so sorry." "These literary fellows have a very excitable nature." "He's not getting excitable in my court." "Understand that?" "Any more of this, you'll be taken down to the cells." "Now... did you say Sir Denis Tolson?" " Yes, My Lord." " Well, well." "Some of us shop at Tolson's Tasty Foods, don't we, members of the Jury?" "And it may interest you to know I come from your part of England." " Is that so?" " Oh, yes." "I used to practise often at the old Gunsten assizes." "I never dreamt I'd find myself here at the Old Bailey." "Yes, it came as a bit of a shock to us, too, old love." "(Clears throat) Sir Denis, do you attend here by summons?" "It was served on me last night." "It was most inconvenient." "I'm very sorry, but it would be most inconvenient if my client had to go to jail for a crime he did not commit." " Are you an ostler?" " Is he a what, Mr Rumpole?" "A member of the ancient order of ostlers, an organisation with considerable influence in the city of Gunster." "By the great blacksmith and forger of the universe." "And that means you are." "It does not permit us to reveal our secrets." "Don't bother about the blacksmith." "His Lordship is in control here and he would direct you to answer my questions." "Provided they're relevant." "Have you anything to say?" "I think the defence should be allowed to put its case." "We have to consider the Court of Appeal." "Court of Appeal?" "Yes, of course we have to." "(Sniffs) Well, get on with it, Mr Rumpole." "Jury don't want to be kept here all night." "Are most of the important people in Gunster ostlers?" "Our ostlers are men of talent and ambition, yes." "And is membership a path to promotion in local government or perhaps university?" "An ostler will do his best to help another ostler, yes," " all things being equal." " And all things being equal, a professor of English might do well to join you if he had his eye on a vice chancellorship, say, in the fullness of time." "Professor Clympton is one of our members, if that's what you're getting at." "That's exactly what I'm getting at." "Thank you very much." "Did the ostlers have a meeting on the night Hayden Charles died?" " As a matter of fact, we did." " What time did the meeting begin?" " Our normal time, 9:30." " Where was it?" "The Gunster Arms Hotel." "And what time did Professor Clympton arrive?" "About ten minutes before the meeting began." "That's 9:20, when Hayden Charles was alive." "What time did he leave?" "We broke up around midnight, had a few drinks when the meeting was over." "By 11, the police had arrived and found Hayden Charles dead." "So Professor Clympton was with you all that time from 9:20 until midnight?" " (Tolson) Yes." "He initiated a few..." " Yes, thank you, Sir Denis." "You may keep the rest of your secrets intact." "(Judge) Yes, Mr Mordaunt Bissett?" "Sir Denis, can you be sure Clympton was with you the whole time" " from 9:20 until midnight?" " (Tolson) Of course." "What on earth was a decent left-wing professor doing with a load of old businessmen in aprons?" "Well, well, well, Miss Probert." "I see he is no longer fit to be mentioned in the same breath as Nelson Mandela." "Perhaps that's why he'll never forgive me for getting him off." "He's lost the young." "Oh." "Phylli, darling." "There you are." "Yes." "Here I am." " (Phyllida) I saw Uncle Tom." " Oh, did you, darling?" "How was he?" " I asked if he'd been to the opera." " Oh, did you?" "Why did you do that?" "I wanted to find out." "But I told you I went to the opera with Uncle Tom, darling." "Surely my word was good enough?" "No, your word was not enough." "I had to find out." " I thought you'd given that up." " Given up finding out?" "No." "Given up smoking." " Well, I had until this happened." " Until what happened?" " Until I talked to Uncle Tom." " He didn't say we went to the opera?" "Oh, yes, he did." "He said you'd been very kind and taken him to a show." "Well, then." "That's all right, then, isn't it?" " Is it?" " Isn't it?" "Of course it is." "You can always trust me, Phylli." "Good old Uncle Tom." "He told you we saw "Tristan and Isolde" together, hmm?" " In a way." " What do you mean, "in a way"?" "He said it was about Tristan and some chap he couldn't remember." "I said, "I'd hardly call Isolde a chap."" " Perhaps his memory's gone a bit." " He said he had a splendid evening." "I'm delighted he enjoyed it." "Oh, yes, he did." "He said what a wonderfully happy show it was." "Would you call "Tristan and Isolde" happy?" "Does happy spring to mind?" "Happy bits, of course." "Perhaps not entirely happy." "Perhaps bloody miserable." "He said he whistled the tunes all the way home." "He sang one to me." "# If you were the only boy in the world" "# And I were the only girl" "# Nothing else would matter in the world today" "# We would go on loving in this... #" "But we wouldn't, Claude." "I'll tell you that for nothing." "We certainly would not." "Phylli, please." "Come back." "Please." "Marguerite was insistent I keep down what she calls my naughty tummy." " She talked of practically nothing else." " Don't I know." "In the end, I could stand it no more." "I saw an advertisement for this studio." "It seemed very jolly." "Music and... you know." " Young ladies." " Yes." "That's why I kept it from Marguerite." "She might not appreciate that aspect." "I don't know." "I think she might admire your heroism." "Tell her you got into that purple jumpsuit just for her." "You've, er..." "lost, have you?" "Couple of inches." "My trousers hang loose." "Superb." "Tell her of it." "Boast of it to her, my lad." " That's really your advice to me?" " Of course, yes." "The time for secrets is passed, old darling." "Let it come into the open." "Hmm..." "And the professor's entitled to keep silent, members of the Jury." "But you have had Sir Denis Tolson's evidence." "Some of you brought your sandwiches in Tolson's bags, didn't you?" "And Sir Denis is quite sure that the professor was at the meeting when the deceased man fell from the staircase." "Now, has he any reason for inventing that?" "Use your common sense, members of the Jury." "Now, take all the time you need to consider your verdict." "You're taking a great deal of interest in this case." "Why not?" "Clive Clympton's a valued colleague." "Yes." "And, er..." "Hayden Charles was not such a valued colleague, was he?" "What do you mean?" "I've been thinking about those odd words Mrs O'Leary heard." ""Oh, temporary", she said, if you remember." ""Oh, more is..."" "As I've said, I have very little Latin." "But didn't Cicero express his disgust with the age he lived in:" ""O Tempora!" "O Mores!"?" ""Oh, our horrible times and our dreadful customs."" " Or words to that effect." " Yes, Cicero said that, yes." "And did a Latin professor shout them on the stairs, furious with the man who was going to kill off Classics at Gunster University?" "I don't understand what you're saying." "Do you not, Professor?" ""Licking the Chancellor's boots", turning Gunster into a training ground for accountants and bankers." "You heard Clympton say that." "You thought it was a pretty good description of Charles' activities." "So good, it was worth shouting at him again on the stairs." "You argued Clive's case very well." "The Vice Chancellor was taken by the throat with a strong grasp." "I've felt your handshake, Professor." "And was pushed against the banisters by a man who thought the whole of his life, everything he believed in, was threatened." " Isn't that possible?" " And who is suggesting this?" "I am." "Only me." "If anyone else does, I'll be glad to be the first to make them prove it." "Because there's really no evidence, is there?" " Look, if you're..." " Just a rough translation." "If you're ever in Gunster again, do give me a ring." "We may have dinner together." "I'll give you my number." "Thank you all the same, but I think I'll give Gunster a wide berth." "Well, here's my number anyway." "The jury's back, Mr Rumpole." "I think they've got a verdict." "Oh, thank you." "Yes." "All hail!" "Henry, Erskine-Brown, it was a famous victory." "I thought you were sinking with all hands." "We were but we made port safely thanks to my impeccable navigation." "He gets pretty intolerable when he wins." "Oh, dear God." "You look as dejected as my ungrateful client." "You know what happened, Rumpole?" "Phyllida spoke to Uncle Tom." "I hope he cooperated." "Enthusiastically." "He said he enjoyed "Tristan", especially "If You Were The Only Girl In The World"." "That defence was always impossible." "I told you that." " However, it may be all right." " You'll teach Tom the love duet?" "No, not that." "I told Phylli it was all down to you, Rumpole." " All down to me?" " That you wanted me to meet Lizzie to discuss the future of Chambers, and suggested I tell Phyllida I'd gone with Uncle Tom in case she was annoyed at me taking Liz." "And, well, it may just have worked." "She said it was typical of your methods, but she's thinking it over." "It's your wife, Mr Erskine-Brown." "Thank you." "Thank you very much indeed." "Phylli." "Well..." "Yes." "Darling!" "Of course I love you!" "You know what gave me the idea in the first place?" "Prosecution bringing it to London." "They were afraid that a Gunster jury would let their fellow ostler off." "See what I mean?" "Secrets." "It's extraordinary, the secrets people think so important." "Take my professor, for example." "He would rather go to jail than lose the respect of his students by admitting he was a secret member of the ostlers." "You do follow me, don't you?" "Oh, yes." "Of course, he wanted it all ways." "He wanted to be a hero to the young, and at the same time he wanted the secret help of the ancient order." "See what I mean?" "Ah, the other professor." "The Latin scholar." "He didn't have much to say." "But I could see he found it difficult to keep quiet, exceedingly difficult." "He gave me his card." "Here." "And, er... put his number on it." "And he wrote with some sort of quotation, Latin of course." ""Atque inter silvas Academi quaerere verum. "" "I've got my old school dictionary somewhere." "(Phone rings)" "I bet it still stinks of ink and gobstoppers." "There we are." "Hello?" "Yes, speaking." "Oh, Marguerite." "Oh, not struck dumb after all." "Rumpole told Sam to tell you?" "He said that?" "Oh..." "Oh..." "Gymnastics!" "Silver and wood." "Yes, that must be a relief, dear." "Yes." "Well, Rumpole can be quite sensible at times." "Quaerere:to seek." "I'm glad to hear your Sam has come to his senses too." "Well, goodbye." "Well, Rumpole." "I hear you gave your Head of Chambers some sound advice." "She speaks." "Miracle of miracles." "You told him you didn't believe in secrets between married people." "Secrets between married couples?" "No, perish the thought." "Now, "verum", that's pretty obvious." "Sam's trousers hang loose." "Your trousers don't hang loose, do they, Rumpole?" "Take up gymnastics." "Lose four inches round the waist." " Like Sam Ballard." " Prance around in a purple jumpsuit to the sound of disco music?" "Ha!" "Heaven forfend!" "Now what does..." "Oh, Lord, of course." "This is quite well known." "It's Horace." "Horace." "There's a coincidence." ""And seek for truth in the groves of Academe..."" "Yes..." "There, you see, Hilda." "Even the Latin professor... could not keep silent."

" spring training camp and he's definitely got the inside track." "Word is that they're having some problems with injuries." "Really?" "Are they looking into free-agent signings last second, anything like that?" "Possibly, and they've got a strong farm club too." "They've got some triple-A ballplayers they might bring up." "Peter would certainly be able to tell us more about that." "Who do you like?" "So far, I like what I'm seeing in New York." "They've got a strong ball club, as usual." "That's in the American." "And in the National, I'm still liking Chicago with a little bit of a twist here for Los Angeles." "Okay, so we're looking at New York-Chicago World Series..." " ... possible Los Angeles." "Could be a dark horse." "Hold him to it at the end of the season." "That's gonna do it for us from the Sports Desk." " Back to the studio." "Thanks, Dave." "Thanks for nothing, Eddie." "Thank you, guys." "That's not all we're following." "Here's Karen at the Health Desk." "The world of medicine has seen its share of miracle cures from the polio vaccine to heart transplants but all past achievements may pale in comparison to the work of Dr. Alice Krippin." "Thank you for joining us this morning." " Not at all." " So, Dr. Krippin, give it to me in a nutshell." "Well, the premise is quite simple." "Take something designed by nature and reprogram it to make it work for the body rather than against it." " We're talking about a virus?" " Yes." "In this case, the measles virus which has been engineered at a genetic level to be helpful rather than harmful." "Um, I'm not" " I find the best way to describe it is if you can imagine your body as a highway and you picture the virus as a very fast car being driven by a very bad man imagine the damage that that car could cause." "But then if you replace that man with a cop the picture changes." "And that's essentially what we've done." "Now, how many people have you treated so far?" "Well, we've had 10,009 clinical trials in humans so far." " And how many are cancer-free?" " Ten thousand and nine." "So you have actually cured cancer?" "Yes, yes." "Yes, we have." "What you see?" "What you see?" "Damn." "Let's go, Sam." "Come on." "Good morning, Matt." "It's looking great, I'll tell you." "Not only was this the biggest snowstorm in New York City history it had to be one of the prettiest." "Imagine waking up on Sunday to 26.9 inches of snow in New York City." "Here you go." "Just the way you like it." "Disgusting." "Excuse me, excuse me." "All right." "Come on, relax." "However, it did strand planes, trains and automobiles." "There was a report, a Turkish Airlines flight skidded off the runway at JFK." "No one was injured, but for the most part, Matt..." "There you go." "I'm gonna show you, attempting the Bob Hager rule of thumb here." "And I'm gonna plug my ruler in." "In New York, in 30 Rock, we have 16 inches of snow, Matt." "Back to you, Matt and Katie." "Gosh." "All right, it looks great." "It'll be beautiful for the next day, at least." " And then it turns brown." "If that." "Anyway, Ann, thanks so much." "Mm-mm." "No, no, no." "Eat your vegetables." "Don't just push them around, eat them." "I'm not playing." "Good morning." "This morning, all up the East Coast..." "Okay." "You gonna eat your vegetables." "We will sit down here all night." "The biggest challenge is getting back to work." "What are you whining about?" "Why didn't you just eat your vegetables?" "Hey." "All right, here's the deal." "Look." "Look." "You're gonna eat twice as many vegetables tomorrow night." "All right?" "Deal?" "Deal?" "Come on." "ROBERT Don't worry about a thing" "'Cause every little thing Gonna be all right" "I know that feels good." "Smiled with the rising sun Three little birds" "Ah, Sam." "Singin' sweet songs Of melody" "I'm all right." "I'm all right, it's all right." "What's happening?" "I tried to reach you on your cell." "I get a recording." " Cell service is down." " Where are we going?" " Can't get used to the new regs." "Going to Aunt Sara's." " Ma!" "No!" "Why?" " Baby, just strap yourself in." "Go." "We're at 30 minutes, colonel." " Copy." " Thirty minutes to what?" " They're sealing off the island." " Seal off the island?" "This island?" " But I don't wanna go to Aunt Sara's." "Did you bring all the money?" "Yeah." "How much?" "Six hundred." "Why did you say, "You're going"?" "That's not enough." " Robert." "You said, "You're going," not, "We're going. "" "When you get across, I need you to get to the ATM." "Get as much cash as you can." "Take Sara's car, go upstate." "I'll meet you at the farm." "Bring enough food for two weeks." "Jesus, Robert, did it jump?" "Is it airborne?" "But we only go to Aunt Sara's in the summer." " It may be." " Oh, my God." " It's Christmas." "What about my presents?" " He's announcing it." "PRESIDENT Make no mistake, Americans, this virus" "You left my Christmas presents in the closet." "Hush now, Mar." " threatens the survival of not only our nation, but of every other nation" " Mommy, look, it's a butterfly." " Marley, enough!" "And so it is with great sadness, but even greater resolve that tonight I have signed an executive order initiating a military quarantine of New York City." "God be with us." "This has been a special" "The window is still open." "We find something in a week or two weeks we can reverse the spread." "I can still fix this." "Please." "You can do the same work outside the city." "This is ground zero." "This is my site." "We talked about this." "What are you doing?" "What am I doing?" "I'm not gonna let this happen." "Let?" "This isn't up to you." "You can't control" "Ah!" "Daddy, it's a monster!" "How'd you sleep?" "Look out." "Come on, you know better than that." "Uh-uh." "I'll be back." "Dr. Robert Neville, September 5th, 2012, GA series, serum 391." "Animal trials." "Streaming video." "GA series results appear typical." "Compounds 1, 3, 4, 6, 8, 9, 10 11, 14, 16, 18 did not kill the virus." "Compounds 2, 5, 7 12, 13, 15, 17 all killed the host." "Hold on a second." "Compound 6 appears to be showing decreased aggression response." "Partial pigmentation return." "Slight pupil constriction." "GA series, serum 391, Compound 6 next candidate for human trials." "You hang in there, number six." "Yeah, that's what you want." "Hey!" "Good morning, Marge." "Good morning, Fred." "What are you guys doing here so early?" "That's a nice sweatshirt there, Fred." "Don't set it down anywhere." "I'll see you guys inside." "What's happening, buddy?" "Yes." "Good morning, Hank." "I'm midway through the G's." "Hey, who's the girl in...?" "Never mind." "Hey, I'll see you in the morning." "What am I supposed to say?" ""Hello." "Wanna see some infected rats?"" "Okay, tomorrow." "I'm gonna say hello tomorrow." "Psst." "Come here." "Hey." "Hey." "Good job." "You did so good." "Yes." "Yes." "Ah." "Look at that." "See that?" "Red salmon." "Wow, actual Spam." "Yeah." "You'll get some of that later." "Let's go." "Wait." "ROBERT My name is Robert Neville." "I am a survivor living in New York City." "I am broadcasting on all AM frequencies." "I will be at the South Street Seaport every day at midday when the sun is highest in the sky." "If you are out there..." "If anyone is out there..." "I can provide food." "I can provide shelter." "I can provide security." "If there's anybody out there anybody..." "Please." "You are not alone." "Fore!" "Yeah." "Keep your eye on this one for me." "Ooh." "I'm getting good." "Ss-ss." "Sam!" "No, no, no!" "No!" "No!" "Sam!" "No!" "No!" "Sam?" "Sam?" "Sam?" "Sam?" "Sam?" "Sam?" "Sam?" "Hello, Sam?" "Sam?" "Sam?" "Come on." "Sam." "I gotta go, Sam." "I gotta go." "I gotta go." "Sam?" "Sam?" "Sam?" "Sam?" "Sam?" "Sam." "Sam." "Sam." "Sam, come on, we gotta go." "Sam." "What are you doing?" "Sam, we gotta go!" "Sam, go!" "Go!" "Sam, get out!" "Get out!" "You gotta pay attention, okay?" "You gotta pay attention." "Listen, uh I want you to stay here on this one, okay?" "Because you can still get infected." "And I can't." "So, look, if I'm not back by dark just go." "Okay." "Subject is female." "Likely 18 to 20 years of age." "Dilaudid push only sedates effectively at six times human dose." "Core temperature, 106 Fahrenheit." "Pulse, 200 bpm." "Respiration elevated." "PA 02, 300 percent of normal." "Pupils fully dilated." "Nonreactive to light." "Extreme reaction to UV exposure." "Symptoms and tissue samples confirm subject is infected with KV." "Vaccine test." "GA series, serum 391, Compound 6." "Commencing human trials." "Respiration slowing." "Pulse, 190." "Core temperature 105 104 and decreasing." "We may have something here." "GA series, serum 391, Compound 6 ineffective on humans." "Test results linked to this entry saved on six redundant drives." "Still no cure." "Day 1001." "We came in close contact with a hive today." "Blood tests confirm that I remain immune to both the airborne and contact strains." "Canines remain immune to airborne strain only." "You can't go running into the dark, dummy." "Vaccine trials continue." "I'm still unable to transfer my immunity to infected hosts." "The Krippin Virus is elegant." "Just fishing in the dark, son." "Mm." "A behavioral note, um:" "An infected male exposed himself to sunlight today." "Now, it's possible decreased brain function or the growing scarcity of food is causing them to ignore their basic survival instincts." "Social de-evolution appears complete." "Typical human behavior is now entirely absent." "Why are we stopping?" "The street's closed, folks." "We hoof it." " We got less than 10 minutes." " Baby, give me the dog." " Come on, baby." "Let's go." "Let's go." "Daddy!" "It's all right." "It's all right." "Come on." "Keep the colonel and his family between us and don't let anyone stop you." "Mommy, they have guns!" "It's okay." "They're in the Army like Daddy." "Unless you have clearance you cannot pass the checkpoint." "Please return to your homes." "Make a hole, make a hole!" "Coming through!" "Coming through!" "Unless you have clearance, you cannot pass the checkpoint." "Please return to your homes." "You're clear." "Move ahead." "You're clear." "All right, that's it, move up." "All right, step up." "You're clear." "Next." "Let's go." "No good." "Military quarantine is about to begin." "Come on, step back." " Military quarantine is about to begin." " Look, look, look." "I'm not infected." "Clear." "Good, go on." "I'm not infected." "Please!" "Please!" " Please take my baby." "Take my baby, please." "You're gonna have to move back." " No good." "Follow me, ma'am." "What?" "No!" "Robert!" "Robert!" "Get your hands off my wife." "Get your hands off." " Mommy!" "Stand down." "Lieutenant" " Mommy!" " Scan her again." "Get your hands off of her!" "Get your hands off of my wife." "Stand down!" " Scan her again." "Stand down!" "Stand down, soldier!" "Stand down!" "I am Lieutenant Colonel Robert Neville." "I am ordering you to scan her again." "Scan her again!" "All right, scan her again." " It's clear." " It's clear." "Move through." "Who's next?" "Come on." "Take my baby with you!" "Please!" "Please!" " Mommy!" " Please take my baby." "Please!" "Daddy, why can't the little girl come too?" "Stay away from the shoreline." "How long?" "Five minutes." "We'll make it." "This is Ranger 621, we're on site." "Military quarantine is about to begin." "I won't take my eyes off them, colonel." "You got my word on it." "Give me a kiss." "I love you." "I love you." "Dear Lord, please watch over Robert and keep him strong through the struggles ahead." "Lord, please just bring him home safely." "Amen." "Daddy's gonna make the monsters go away, baby, okay?" "Sam, you protect Daddy." " No, baby, I can't." "Daddy can't take a dog." "Sir, we gotta go!" "Daddy, look, it's a butterfly." "It's a butterfly." "All right, come on, let's go!" "How'd you sleep?" "Dr. Neville will be taking a closer look at the ongoing mutations of Dr. Alice Krippin's once-hailed miracle cure for cancer." "So far, almost 5000 patients treated with her retrofitted virus have begun exhibiting symptoms resembling the early onset of rabies." "Twenty-five patients have already died." "Dr. Neville has ordered local hospitals to stockpile antiviral drugs and to begin preliminary quarantine protocols." "It's my birthday." "We are fully confident Dr. Neville can see us through these" "You gonna sing?" "ROBERT My name is Robert Neville." "I am a survivor living in New York City." "I am broadcasting on all AM frequencies." "I will be at the South Street Seaport every day at midday when the sun is highest in the sky." "If you are out there, if anyone is out there..." "I can provide food." "I can provide shelter." "I can provide security." "If there's anybody out there, anybody..." "Please." "You are not alone." "Listen, uh if you're planning a party or something, just tell me now." "Okay?" "Because you know I don't like surprises." "And I swear I'll act surprised." "Okay?" "Hey!" "Hey!" "What the hell are you doing out here, Fred?" "!" "What the-?" "What the hell are you-?" "No!" "No!" "No!" "No." "What the hell are you doing out here, Fred?" "!" "How did you get out here?" "!" "Fred, if you're real, you better tell me right now!" "If you're real, you better tell me right now!" "Damn it, Fred!" "Damn it!" "I'm all right." "I'm all right, I'm all right." "I'm all right." "I'm all right." "I'm all right." "Baby." "I'm okay." "I'm okay." "I'm okay." "Let's go." "Eh, eh!" "Come on." "Sam, come on." "Let's go!" "Sam!" "No!" "No!" "Let's go!" "We gotta go home, Sam." "Let's go!" "Sam!" "No!" "Sam?" "Sam?" "It's okay." "You're all right." "Okay." "It's okay." "You're all right." "You're all right." "Samantha?" "Samantha, look at me, girl." "Hey." "You're okay." "You're okay." "Samantha." "We just gotta get you home." "Gotta get you" " Gotta take you home." "Let me take you home." "All right, come here." "Come here." "Come here." "Come here." "Come on." "Come here." "Come here." "I got you." "I got you." "It's okay." "You're okay." "Don't worry" "About a thing" "'Cause every little thing Is gonna be all right" "Don't worry About a thing" "Rise up this morning" "Smiled with the rising sun" "Three little birds" "I promised my friend that I would say hello to you today." "Hello." "Hello." "Please say hello to me." "Please say hello to me." "Die!" "Die!" "Die!" "WOMAN Come on!" "Stay with me!" "Where do you live?" "Hey." "Hey!" "Stay with me." "Where do you live?" "Where do you live?" "Uh... 11 Washington Square." "They don't know where I live." "Don't" " Don't let them track us." "You gotta stay out till dawn." "No!" "Donkey?" "What are you doing?" "I would think of all people you would recognize a wall when you see one." "Well, yeah." "But the wall's supposed to go around my swamp, not through it." "It is." "Around your half, see?" "That's your half, this is my half." "Oh, your half?" "Hm." "Yes, my half." "I helped rescue the princess." "I did half the work." "I get half the booty." "Now hand me that big old rock, the one that looks like your head." "Back off!" "No, you back off." "This is my swamp!" "Our swamp." " Smelly ogre." "Fine!" "Come back, I'm not through with you!" "Well, I'm through with you." "You know, with you it's always "me, me, me. "" "Well, guess what, now it's my turn." "So you just shut up and pay attention!" "You are mean to me!" "You insult me and you don't appreciate anything that I do." "You're always pushing me around or pushing me away." "Oh, yeah?" "Well, if I treated you so bad, how come you came back?" "Because that's what friends do!" "They forgive each other!" "Oh, yeah." "You're right, Donkey." "I forgive you for stabbing me in the back!" "You're so wrapped up in layers, you're afraid of your own feelings." "Go away." "See?" "Doing it again, just like you did to Fiona and all she did was like you, maybe love you." "Love me?" "She said I was ugly, a hideous creature." "I heard the two of you talking." "She wasn't talking about you, she was talking about somebody else." "I'm afraid the eggs are powdered." "Obviously you know that." "They're yours." "But I did find bacon, which is about the most fantastic thing in history." "And some antibiotics in the bathroom." "I put by your plate, because your leg is okay but it won't be for very long if you don't start a course soon." "Who are you?" "I'm Anna and that's Ethan." "Don't let it get cold." "It's okay." "Go on." "We came from Maryland." "We heard your message on the radio." "We were at the pier at noon." "We waited all day." "We're going to Vermont." "To the survivors' colony." "What?" "In Bethel." "It's a safe zone." "There's no survivors' colony, there's no safe zones." "Nothing happened the way it was supposed to." "Nothing worked the way it was supposed to." "In the mountains." "There's a whole colony of people there who didn't get sick." "The virus couldn't survive the cold." "There's a colony" "Shut up!" "Shut up!" "Everybody's dead." "Everybody is dead." "I just need- I need a minute." "Okay?" "Just..." "I just" " I was saving that bacon." "I was saving it." "I'm just" " I'm gonna go upstairs." "All right?" "Just" "I'm gonna go." "Ethan, put the knife down." "You there!" "Ogre." "Aye." "By the order of Lord Farquaad I am authorized to place you both under arrest and transport you to a designated resettlement facility." "Oh, really?" "You and what army?" "Can I say something to you?" "You was really, really something back there." "Incredible." "Are you talking to me?" "Yes, I was talking to you." "You was really great back there." "Those guards, they thought they was all that." "You showed up, and bam!" "Tripping over themselves like babes in the woods." "That really made me feel good to see that." "That's great." "Really." "Man, it's good to be free." "Now, why don't you go celebrate your freedom with your own friends?" "Hm?" "But, uh I don't have any friends." "And I'm not going out there by myself." "Wait a minute." "I got a great idea." "I'll stick with you!" "You a mean, green fighting machine." "Together we'll scare the spit out of anybody that crosses us." "I like Shrek." "That was really scary." "If you don't mind me saying if that don't work, your breath will get the job done because you definitely need some tic tacs, because your breath stinks!" "Man, you almost burned the hair out of my nose." "Just like the time..." "You're not so good with people anymore, are you?" "Thank you for my leg." "Okay." "Where have you been?" "I was on a Red Cross evacuation ship out of Säo Paulo." "Those boats weren't meant to be permanent." "No, they weren't." "When the Navy fell apart, we started docking to take on supplies." "Someone picked it up on shore." "Five of us were immune." "You said five?" "The Darkseekers got them." "You are the Robert Neville, aren't you?" "It's too late today." "If we leave tomorrow at dawn, we can make it to Vermont in a straight shot." " So if you had" " I'm not leaving." "This is ground zero." "This is my site." "I'm not gonna let this happen." "I can still fix this." "What happened to your leg?" "That's my snare." "These are my materials." "The infected didn't do this." "They can't." " How do you know?" " They have no higher brain function." "They don't plan or hate." "They don't love." "They can't." "Could they be evolving?" "Ethan." "Hey, Ethan." "It's cold." "We gotta go." "I've been cooking the compounds." "What?" "Ice." "I need ice." "Whoa." "You scared me." " Sorry." "I called down twice." "Oh." "Oh, thank you." "It's heavily sedated." "Don't worry, it's safe." "I've never seen one so still." "They're always biting." "You think that can cure her?" "Um..." "No, this will almost certainly kill it but it's possible by drastically reducing the body temperature I can increase the compound's effectiveness." "Did all of them die?" "Yes." "My God." "God didn't do this, Anna, we did." "Where can Ethan sleep?" "He's heavy." "Can you get that?" "She's beautiful." "What's her name?" "Marley." " Her name was Marley." " It's a beautiful name." "Yeah." "We named her after Bob Marley." " Who?" " Uh, the singer." "Damian?" "Uh, his father." "His father." "Nope." "I shot the sheriff" "But I didn't shoot the deputy" " Oh, that is unacceptable." " What?" "Best album ever made." " You don't recognize that?" " Mm-mm." "Wow." "He had this idea, it was kind of a virologist's idea." "He believed that you could cure racism and hate." "Literally cure it by injecting music and love into people's lives." "One day, he was scheduled to perform at a peace rally." "Gunmen came to his house and shot him down." "Two days later he walked out on that stage and sang." "Somebody asked him why." "He said, "The people who are trying to make this world worse are not taking a day off." "How can I?"" "Light up the darkness." "Come with us, Neville." "To the colony." "There's no colony, Anna." "Everything just fell apart." " There was no evacuation plan" " You're wrong." "There is a colony." "I know, okay?" "How do you know, Anna?" "I just know." "How?" "I said, how do you know?" "How could you know?" "God told me." "He has a plan." " God told you?" " Yes." " The God?" " Yes." " I know how this sounds." " It sounds crazy." "But something told me to turn on the radio." "Something told me to come here." "My voice on the radio told you to come here, Anna." "You were trying to kill yourself last night?" "Anna." "I got here just in time to save your life." "That's a coincidence?" " Just stop it." "Stop it." "Stop." " He must have sent me here for a reason." "Neville, the world is quieter now." "You just have to listen." "If we listen we can hear God's plan." " God's plan?" " Yeah." "All right." "Let me tell you about your God's plan." "There were 6 billion people on Earth when the infection hit." "KV had a 90 percent kill rate." "That's 5.4 billion people dead." "Crashed and bled out, dead." "Less than 1 percent immunity." "That left 12 million healthy people like you, me and Ethan." "The other 588 million turned into your Darkseekers." "And then they got hungry." "And they killed and fed on everybody." "Everybody!" "Every single person that you or I has ever known is dead!" "Dead!" "There is no God." "There is no God." "What is that?" "Was it still dark when you brought us home last night?" "You were bleeding." "There was light on the horizon." "Turn the light off." "Turn it off." "They followed us home." "Ethan." "Shit." "Anna." "Anna." "Anna!" "Anna!" "Anna!" "Anna?" "Anna." "Come on." "Come on." " Are you okay?" "You all right?" "Yeah." "Are you all right?" " You okay?" " Oh, my God." "You're bleeding." "Go to the lab." "Downstairs, go!" "Get to the lab!" "To the lab!" "Get behind the Plexi." "Oh, my God." "Come on." "Come on, it's okay." "It's okay." "Oh, my God." "It's working." "Neville it's working." "No!" "Stop!" "Stop!" "Look, look, look, I can save you." "I can sa" " I can help you." "You are sick and I can help you." "I can" " I can fix this!" "I can save everybody!" "I can fix everything!" "It's working." "It's working!" "Stop!" "Stop!" "Let me save you!" "Let me save you!" "No, no!" "No, no!" "Daddy, look, it's a butterfly." "Robert." "What are you doing?" "Open the door, please." "What are you doing?" "I'm listening." "Shh, shh, shh..." "Don't look." "I need to get a syringe." "I'm sorry." "Shh, shh, shh..." "ANNA My name is Anna Montez." "There are other survivors." "I am traveling with Dr. Robert Neville and a boy named Ethan." "We're heading north on Route 17 to Bethel, Vermont." "Keep your radio on." "Listen for our broadcasts." "You are not alone." "There is hope." "Keep listening." "You are not alone."

"Everything OK?" "Yeah, I'm doing fine." "Thanks for asking." "Oh, you're welcome." "My toes are really itching though, it's kind of annoying." "Where are we?" "Pakistan." " Really?" " No, not really." "You think I'm weak, I'm a girl, right, a little girl." "Little girls are not weak, they're very strong." "I swear to God... every day when I wake up it seems things have sped up." "Not by much." "Just a little bit." "It's almost imperceptible but I can see it." "Everything around me is slowly speeding up." "Maybe everything is the same and it's you slowing down?" "You're going to be fine, trust me." " What are you doing?" " I'm helping you." "You said you had an itch." " Right... on my toes." " Exactly." "Hello?" "Wes?" "Hey, how are you doing?" "It's Alison." "Alison?" " Hey?" "Can you hang on a second?" " Yeah." "Hey." " Shit, did I wake you up?" " Not really." "Guess what?" "I'm in town." "Yeah, I've heard you were in town." "I didn't think you were going to call." "Yeah, I wasn't but... it's so silly." "I mean I'm here and I'm not even going to say hello?" "It's nice to hear your voice." "I'm leaving in the morning." " You are?" " Yeah." "Do you want to drive me to the airport?" "Yeah, OK." "I'd love to." " Can I come in and say 'hi'?" " Right now?" "Yeah." "There's a few hours left, we can catch up, bake muffins or something." "I don't know." "I'm really sorry to be calling so late." "I was trying not to call at all." "So I guess I'll just finish packing my bags and get over to your place." "Yeah." "All right." "See you soon." " OK." "Bye." " Bye." "It was so quiet at the canyon..." "Could have stayed there forever." " Hi." " Hi." "Come on in." " You've changed things around." " No, I didn't." "You didn't?" "Did I?" " Hello." " Hi." "There's lots of new pictures." "You've had a fun year, huh?" "Sorry." "I like these blue chairs." "Those are new." "Yeah." "More pictures..." "She's pretty." "Yeah, she's great." "You look different." "Do I like different?" " What do you mean I look different?" " Well I don't know... different." "You look healthy." "Not that you didn't look healthy before." "So..." "I guess that's not really it." "Can I take a shower?" "It's kind of hot." " Wow, pretty cool place." " Yeah, it's nice." "Here, you can take this room upstairs." "It's my parents'." "I thought you lived herewith your boyfriend." "Yeah, we live here together but it's my parents apartment." "They let us use it because they're never here." "They live in South Africa now, lucky bastards." "South Africa?" "Wow!" "So, where's your boyfriend?" "He left me... for a week." "To go sailing with some friend she hasn't seen for ages." "Like two years or something." "Can you imagine?" "Two years?" " What's his name?" " Kai." " That's a cool name." "What does he do?" " He designs super-computers..." "Like computers that are used to design more advanced computers." "That sort of thing..." " No shit?" " Yeah, no shit." "Montreal has the best vegetables." "Everybody always thinks hockey or maple syrup when they think Canada but really what they should be thinking is vegetables." "I don't know." "I think 'cold' when I think 'Canada'." "Friendly but cold." "Isn't that a..." "What's that word for when you say two things that cancel each other out?" " There's no word." " There's a word." "No, there ain't." "Strict tripping, honey." "Don't call me 'honey'." "I didn't come from a bee." " Do you like artichokes?" " I'm the king of artichokes." "Well, then it's your lucky day because I'm the queen of artichoke salad." "How feng-shui of us, huh?" "The king, the queen" " the kitchen is in full harmony right now." " I'm hungry." " Me too." "Can I cook?" " Sure, can I get drunk?" " Why not?" "What do you think?" "You think he's going to make USA good omelet?" "The best omelet you have ever had." "Queen of the artichokes." " Do you like pictures?" " Pictures?" " Pictures, yes." " Sure." "Me too." "Seems odd I've only known you for like a week." "I know, ain't that interesting?" "Everything is so random." " What do you mean?" " I don't know." "Some people wake up, have a nice breakfast, decide to go to store to buy light bulbs..." "Get hit by a bus and die... on a Tuesday." "To a lot of other people nothing happens on that day." "Such a boring day to die." "Tuesday." "I want to die on Friday." " Anything but Monday." " Yeah, that's got to be so bad." "How many pictures you can take with that thing?" "Like a hundred or something." "I really want to buy a new one, with more megapixels, you know." "I love that word - megapixel." "But I'm kind of broke so I don't know." "Maybe I'm going to get one for Christmas." "Do you think it's OK to buy yourself gifts on major holidays?" "It's kind like kissing yourself on the mirror." "'You're so pretty, I love you'." "That sort of thing." "What do you mean 'broke'?" "I thought you guys were rich." "Super-computer engineering." "That sounds very expensive." "Yeah, I don't know." "It's Kai's money." "That's how I look at it." "Otherwise I'll never get anywhere." "Right now I make 7,50 an hour working at the bookstore but I spend it on books, Cd's and alcohol." "So I never have any money." "But you are enjoying yourself." "Isn't that the point of money?" "Exactly" "I really like my feet too." "Aren't they pretty?" "They're great." "Oh!" "I have the coolest picture of my toes." "You've got to see it." "It's really cool." "You're going to like it." " Where's this?" " Indonesia." "We took a little vacation there a year ago with a couple of our friends." "It was a lot of fun, we traveled to all these little islands..." "Oh, there it is!" "Isn't that cool?" "!" " Wow, look at you... you're an artist!" " I know." " Who's that?" " Oh, that's my friend Misaki." "That's her husband, I can't pronounce his name." "Oh, my God!" "The sun was so hot that day." "I tried putting coconut oil on skin because it's supposed to help me get a nice tan but all I got was a nice sunburn." "Smelled really good though." "I bet." "That's me and Misaki drinking rum." "And there's me and Kai drinking more rum." "And that's me kind of really drunk." " Nice." " Yeah." "Why don't I show you New Zealand now?" "I used to live there..." "Before I met Kai." " Really?" " Yeah, really." "I had this tiny apartment right by the ocean." "It was pretty cool." " What were you doing there?" " Studying... well - kind of." " Sound like you had a good time." " I had a lot of fun, yeah." "I had this great boyfriend, Alex." "He was so beautiful, he had the most amazing green eyes." "I miss him sometimes." "We were always making love, it was... nice." "New Zealand... seems so far away." "Yeah... it's like it never happened in a way." "Like a dream." "All the things I did, all the people I met, the millions of times I kissed Alex..." "Looked him in the eyes like nothing else mattered..." "And now it's just a memory." "I'm boring you." " You think I'm crazy." " No, not really." "Little bit." "You're really quiet." "Do you have cholesterol?" "Cholesterol kind of numbs your brain, you know that?" "It's like chocolate but worse." " Really?" " Yeah, I read it in magazine." "You need to watch what you eat." "Be more respectful of your body, you know?" " Do you want a cigarette?" " No, thanks." "Yeah, I should quit." "Do you want to go dancing?" " It's like 2 A.M." " I know." " I don't dance." " You don't dance?" "What... are you shy?" "No." "What is this?" "It's a worthy effort." "I've got good intention, you know." "Cows are great, don't get me wrong." "I love them." "The bovine of choice." "I get it, really." "But I'm not sure it's you." "See, to me you look like an idiot in costume jumping up and down in the middle of Pakistan." "But, look, what do I know, right?" "But I will say this..." "And many people will agree..." "From here to Timbuktu..." "If you really want to, you can fly." "Go places far, far away." "By that I mean become a superstar." "Shine up in the sky and all that good stuff." "Superstar?" "I don't know." "Put your head back on." "Now repeat after me: 'I'm a superstar'." "I'm a superstar." " I can fly and shit." " I can fly and shit." "Now, go on." "Go tell the world." "I'm a superstar." "I'm a superstar." "I'm a superstar." "I can fly and shit." "I'm a superstar." "I'm a superstar." "Do you like Madonna?" "I like her, not when she sings." "She's vegetarian, right?" "I think I'm going have to start eating meat again." "I'm always tired." "Maybe it's because you're stressed too much." " I think you're stressed too much." " What do you mean?" "I get to the gas station and the guy there was making fun of your shoes, and I tried to laugh with him, you know." "You were freaking out." "I wasn't freaking out." "That guy was an idiot." "OK but you were angry." "And that has got to be stressful." " Well, I'm not always angry." " Not always but..." "What?" "I'm a bitch?" " Is that it?" " No, you're awesome." "That's right." "Truth said sometimes you freak out for no reason." "Like you haven't had sex for a long time or something." "What?" "I have plenty of sex, thank you." "You're the one that's always jerking off." "What?" "You don't think I heard you last night in a motel room?" "I did not jerk off at the motel last night, I'm sorry." "I couldn't do that with you in a room." "Are you crazy?" " You were making funny noises." " I was not." " Were you thinking about me?" " God." "God doesn't exist." "I know." " Am I like haughty sort of type?" " No, sometimes, that's all." "No, you're right." "I mean I'm very direct and honest and people don't like that." "They prefer if you just smile and say pretty things..." "About them especially..." "Nobody wants to hear the truth." "The truth is not cool." "Unlike..." "Madonna?" "Yeah, she's cool." "But she's getting old." "I think it's good for image though." "Makes you forget she's a whore." "It's like impossible to take a good picture of you." "Wow, I had a good time in there." "Your shower is like great." "So... who's this?" "That's Marriona, the girl I met in Brazil." "I told you about her, remember?" "Oh, that's her?" " She's like 12." " She's a bit older than that." " Can I keep it?" " Why?" "It's a pretty picture with ocean and everything." "Right." "No, really, I mean it." "It's very peaceful." "And your friend looks so happy and relaxed in that tiny, tiny bikini." "She's a really nice girl." "You'd like her." " Oh my God!" "Is this it?" " No." "Yes it is, it's got your name on it." "Yeah, I'll send you a copy for Christmas, how's that?" " Why can't I just read this one?" " Because." "Come on, it's been driving me crazy I can't find it anywhere." "So it will make a really nice Christmas present." "Fine." "But don't forget, OK?" "And you have to send a nice card with it." "Something really funny" " a bunch of reindeers in swimming pool wearing sunglasses." "Or a snowman in microwave... freaking out." "You're going to be disappointed." "I'm telling you it's really boring." "I don't care." "'Entropy and the second law of thermodynamics'?" "What did you expect?" "Something about little Fluffy animals with no arms, like you said." "Sorry." "I wrote it in college." "It had to be boring." "Are you going to be a scientist or something?" "Not really." "At some point I wanted to be a vet..." "I really like dogs." "But then I realised that you've got to take care of all the animals, not just dogs but turtles, pelicans, ferrets..." "It's kind of like being a lawyer." "You don't really get to choose your clients." "Right..." "I don't trust those things." "They can't even see straight." " Lawyers?" " No, ferrets." " Do you want a drink?" " Sure." " What do you want?" " Anything." "What are you having?" " Cranberry juice." " That stuff is disgusting." "Well, how about milk and cookies?" "I tell you what - put a shot of vodka and that cranberry stuff of yours and you've got yourself a deal." " Cheers." " Cheers." "Hello, my name is Robbie robot." "Stop touching my stuff." "It's fun." "You have so many weird things." "Yeah..." "So how's the life in Tokyo?" "It's OK." "Boring?" "Yes and no." "Maybe it's me." "You know, work on that." "I know." "So, those cookies you mentioned..." "Are they for real?" "Yeah, you want one, they're real good." "Made them myself." "I can only have one?" "Didn't you put the sunscreen on this morning?" "Yeah but this is different." "It's a moisturizer without hydroxen." "It makes my skin regenerate four times faster and it improves elasticity." "Makes me look pretty." " Good, you're so Metro." " What?" "You're metrosexual." "Admit it." "What is that?" " Are you kidding me?" " No, is it like a big deal?" "Oh my God, what planet are you from?" "Don't you watch TV, read newspapers, magazines... it's everywhere." "They did an episode about it on 'South park'." "It was hilarious." "I don't watch TV." "How can you live like that?" "You're missing out on all the good stuff." "No, I'm not." " So what am I anyway?" " Metrosexual." "You're basically gay but you like women." "It's nothing to be ashamed of." "It's becoming quite popular in big cities." "I'm in touch with my feminine side and I take care of myself." " What's wrong with that?" " Nothing." "It's great." "You're a renaissance man." "You're conscientious about your image and body, you dress well, you're very docile and gentle like a little puppy..." "And you're very secure with your sexuality." " You can say that again, sister." " I'm serious." "Girls like that, you know." "Metrosexual man do what they want, they don't care if their behaviour goes against the traditional image of masculinity." " Confidence is so sexy." " You're so right." "I eat organic food, I drink herbal tea, I got all sorts of vitamins..." "You're in touch with your feelings..." "I know nothing about sports..." "Pretty cool." "Personally" " I think it's kind of gay but that's just me." "I like big biceps, testosterone and red meat." " No, you don't." " No really, that's me." " You're funny." " What?" "Nothing." "OK, Johnny deep, go over there." " Johnny deep - he's Metro, right?" " Oh yeah, baby." "He's Metro." "Yummy." "I guess it's pretty good time to be a woman, huh?" "Yeah, it's not bad." "No picking, pervert!" "OK, you can turn around now." "You definitely have a Metro butt." "Let's go." "I'm feeling really sexy right now." "You should." "That's what I'm saying." "I feel great." "Do you know how you were born, Wes?" "How your life began?" " I have a pretty good idea, yeah." " No you don't." "You came to this world billions of years ago, my friend." "In a galaxy far, faraway." "Couple of planets collided, Adams through here and there and you Wesley Jack Montgomery began to exist in a very loose sort of way." "Loose?" "Mhm." "See, for a while you were just floating around." "Traveling, if you wish." "Interstellar winds, comets..." "You were all over the place, man." "You're a very strange person." "All I'm saying is your days here are numbered." "You've got other places to go." "Yeah." "Can we just keep dancing?" "Of course." "You can do anything you want." "I really want to go dancing, Wes." "It's late." "Sometimes they play music from the eighties, come on." "You might even have a good time." "The eighties." "How can you not like eighties music?" "It's like super-positive and full of energy, like woohoo!" " Come on, it will be super-fun." " I don't know." "Yeah." "You need to see a little Montreal nightlife." "Come on, please..." "Please, please, please." "Look, he's driving." "It's not a trick, he's really driving." " Am I supposed to laugh?" " Yeah." " It's not funny." " Come on!" "OK, look, he can also shift gears." "Ready... go!" "Wes!" "OK, stop screwing around." "It's really dangerous." "It is so not even funny." " You're lying." " No, I'm not." "It's time to grow up." "You grow up." "Oh boy, you must've been such a little prat when you were a kid." "I bet your mum had a nice liqueur cabinet." "I was an adorable little person when I was a kid." "I can totally see you walking around at school with your fingers up your nose." "Making faces... thinking you're the king of things that are kind of funny except they're not." "Did your little friends laugh?" "Yeah, Abby... she had really thick glasses and was kind of shy." "Kids are evil." "I was pretty shy too." "Especially at high-school." "I could never talk to boys, I was always too intimidated." " They were so big." " Yeah, I was kind of small." "Wes, stop it!" "I'm serious, it's really dangerous." "Take it easy, mama bear." "What if a big gasoline truck drives by and your little friend gets nervous?" "Then what?" "Boom!" "Barbecue time!" "Is that bacon cooking?" "Oh no!" "It's your face!" "You're hurting his feelings." "What did he ever do to you?" "Aw!" " What are you doing?" " Relax!" "You relax." "Keep your eyes on the road." "It will only take a second." "It's totally safe, trust me." "Wes, I am not kidding." "You stay right here." "Can you imagine living out here?" "Like... what do you do?" "Just live, I guess." "Do you think they're happy?" " People who live here?" " Yeah." "I don't know." "In what way?" "Do you think they feel warm and bubbly inside when they wake up in the morning?" "And how about when they die..." "I mean just before they do, when they take their last breath..." "Do you think they're happy then?" "At peace with everything they've done?" "Do you ever exercise?" "You know like..." "do yoga or anything." "Yoga?" "What do you know about yoga?" " I read about it." " 'Read' doesn't count." "Yeah, it does, books are great." "Well, maybe you should write one?" "Like a collection of little jokes or something." "I did..." "I wrote a book seven years ago." "Serious one." "Get out!" "You have to stop the car first otherwise it would be very dangerous." " And we wouldn't want that." " Wes... you're not funny." "Stop trying to make it happen..." "it's not happening." "It's so happening, Alison, in like different dimension." "You should join us, it's a lot of fun." "Why do you always say 'Alison' when you talk to me?" "I know I'm Alison." "You just said 'Alison' when when you talked to me like 30 seconds ago." "Yeah, but I almost never do it." "You, on the other hand, seem to be on a mission to make sure I never forget my name." "I'm Alison, I know, thanks." "You're welcome." " What was your book about?" " I'm not telling you." " Oh, come on, tell me." " No." " Can I read it?" " No." " You suck." " Thank you." "Come on, what is it about?" " Penguins." " Penguins?" "Yeah." "In a world of penguins it's a big book, I sold a lot of copies." "I'm like expert when it comes to penguins." " Really?" " Yeah." "I don't believe you." " Come on, penguins?" " Yeah." "You're lying." "No more." "I'm so hungry." "What do you want to eat?" " Don't you ever sleep?" " Not really." "How about pasta?" "It sounds great!" "With cheese." "What's your favourite kind of cheese?" "Did you have fun?" "Yes, I did." "Me too." "Hey, sweetie." "Hello, cat." "How old are you?" "Payaso." "He's four years old." " Payaso?" " Yeah, isn't that a cool name?" "When Kai gave it to me it was like this big." "Tiny, tiny." "It was my birthday gift." "I cried for five minutes." "Payaso, I like it." "Kai said it meant 'hope' when he gave it to me." "In Japanese, you know." "He was making a joke." "Doesn't really mean anything in Japanese." "His English is kind of funny." " It means 'clown' in Spanish, right?" " Yeah." "Still a cute name for a cat." "You're so cute." "I'm really hungry." "How about cucumber sandwiches with jelly?" "My favourite, no thanks." "Fine, I'm going to make one just for myself." "And once I start eating, you'll be like 'oh, can I have a bite?" "' and I'll be like 'no' and you're going to be like 'oh, come on' and you're going to eat the whole sandwich." "That's kind of rude." "Hello?" "What about chocolate?" "What about you?" "Do you want some chocolate?" "Are you ready?" "Oh yeah, it's now or never, baby." "Just remember - don't open your eyes during transport." " Why not?" " Because you'll die." "Got it." " See that circle over there?" " Yeah." "What you're going to do is you're going to close your eyes and concentrate real hard." "Then you're going to let everything go." "And I do mean everything." "That is the key right there." "And don't worry about the 'champ'." " 'Champ'?" " Yeah, it's going to go 'champ'." " Are you sure this is safe?" " Just don't open your eyes." "And don't look at the dog." "We don't want to freak him out." "Sure, let's take good care of the dog." "We like the dog." "The dog is important." "He's the center of attention." "He's special." "Look, you're starting to upset the dog." "Hurry up." "I've upset the dog." "Great." "Wow!" "Did you see that?" "I can fly!" "That is technically incorrect." "You can travel through space at ridiculously fast speed." "Subatomic level." "Which is not bad, not bad at all." "But it's not flying." "Not exactly." "Come, I can fly." "Say it." "For all intents and purposes, yes... you have achieved paranormal transportation." "Woohoo!" "So what is exactly the second law of thermodynamics?" " You don't want to know." " Tell me!" "It's really about the transfer of energy." "Like when air escapes the punctured tire because the pressure outside the tire is a lot lower than the pressure inside the tire." "That kind of stuff." "Energy's changing from being localized to being more spread out." " It's really cool." " Yeah, it's fascinating." " I told you it was boring." " No, it's kind of cool." "Really." "Just shut up." " Do you like this color?" " Yeah, it's gorgeous." "Don't make fun of me." "I like it, really." "It brings out your eyes." " You're making fun of me." " It's really beautiful." "If I were to paint my toe nails and I had your eyes, that's the color I'd choose." "No doubt about it." " You don't have any cigarettes, do you?" " No." "It's so crazy but I would totally sell my soul for a cigarette right now." "Just one, you know." " I thought you stopped smoking." " I did, that's why I want them." "Sometimes I wonder how you ever made it past kindergarten, Wes." "Maybe you should think about... melons." " Melons?" " Yeah, watermelons." " I keep forgetting how weird you are." " I think watermelons could help you." "I mean, why would you want to smoke, when you can be thinking about watermelons?" "They're the perfect distraction." "They're colorful, they're filled with water and other natural stuff..." "They're good for you, you know." "It makes no sense at all." "It's a freaking fruit." " I want a cigarette." " I was only trying to help you." "Never mind, have your freaking cigarette." "I don't smoke any more." "So why are you thinking about cigarettes?" "Because I don't smoke any more." " I'm not weird." " Right." "I'm good at this." "Yeah, let's not discuss why." "It's kind of fun." "I bet that's why you guys do it." "Oh, yeah." "My sisters and I, we get together like all the time and we have hours of fun with this stuff." "Hours!" "And then we get naked and make out." "I'm glad you quit smoking." "It's very mature of you." "Watermelons." "It's the dumbest thing I've ever heard." "You should get a medal." "I should get a medal." " You're doing a pretty good job." " I know." "I'm taking this one." " You do that every night." " Yes I do." "Sleep is such a fantastic thing." "It's one of life's little treasures." "Chocolate chip cookie are pretty cool too." " Long day..." " It was fun." "Yeah..." "I really like driving." "I never get tired of it." "It's very zen..." "like shaving your legs." "I know exactly what you mean." " Aren't there a lot of Mormons in Utah?" " I think so, I'm not sure." " Have we seen any?" " I don't know." "What do they look like?" "Like farmers from the 50's." "Something like that." "I think we've seen a few, I wasn't paying attention." "We are going to sleep like babies." "Where's the remote?" " There's like nothing on TV." " So turn it off." " Sexy." " I know." "Total soy complex." "Oat proteins?" " You're so annoying." " No, I'm not." "Yes, you are." "You're like a little girl." "That's right." "Skin silkening soy extract." "You get bored so easily, Alison." " That's kind of fun." " It is not fun." "Yes it is." "It's interesting." "You always have to be doing something or talking about something." "What do you mean?" "I don't know, you really like to talk, like a lot." "It's not that bad." " You talk to payaso?" " Sometimes." " Does he listen?" " She listens, she's a girl." "But sometimes she just hides under the sofa." " Maybe she's running away from you?" " No, she's not." "She loves me." "Do you want to get drunk?" "Goes really well with being bored." "Like going to the car wash or playing strip-poker." "I'm not bored." "But if you want to get drunk, I'll definitely join you." "Sounds like a lot of fun." "Don't forget the eyelids." "It's where I need it the most." "It's like super important." " Happy?" " Yes, thank you." "You're welcome." "Hey, it's me." "It's like midnight." "Yeah, it was a lot of fun." "We stopped by this canyon, it was really quiet." "Yeah?" "Did you have fun?" "Yeah, what else did you do?" "That's great." "Yeah?" "Oh, I don't know." "You worked really hard." "I think you'll get it." "Yeah, don't worry." "Oh, guess what?" "We might stop in Las Vegas tomorrow." "How cool would that be, huh?" "Yeah, I know." "Yeah, OK." "Goodnight." "Me too." "I love you." "OK." "Bye." "(Speaking Japanese)" "It was so quiet that afternoon by the canyon." "I could have stayed there forever." "I kind of did." "You're so interesting, Wes." "It's like time doesn't matter to you." "Are you kidding me?" "Things go by so fast." "I don't get it." "Yeah, but it doesn't freak you out." "You're so patient, so calm." "There are plenty of moments where I want just kick things and scream." " Trust me." " I don't know..." "I mean sometimes you're really quiet and you get this look on your face like..." "Time doesn't exist." "That's how you make me feel." "Like I've all the time in the world because time doesn't exist." "It's nice." "Thank you." "You're welcome." "I think I want to have a baby." " With me?" " No." "With Kai?" "I don't like change." "It's very disorienting." "I mean when something changes in your life, you have to adapt." "Which means you have to change." "And what if I like the way I am and I don't want to change?" "Then don't." "You don't have to." "Sometimes I can't even tell if I'm moving forward or if I'm like frozen." "It makes me feel like I'm not in control of my life." "It's not that bad." "Being vulnerable." "You should care about things, about people." " There's nothing wrong with that." " It's kind of scary, don't you think?" "Doesn't have to be." "And being scared doesn't mean you're in bad situation." "It just means new things are coming your way." "Depends on how you see the future I guess." "What do you mean?" "Do you see it as this thing far, far away, full of ideals and wonderful, impossible things?" "Or do you see it as the next hour?" "The next morning?" " Does it really matter?" " I think so." "One definitely feels better than the other." "I think that's what matters." "Do you think these moments will stay with us for a long time?" "You think we'll still be talking like this in 5 years?" "In 10?" "In 20?" "I hope so." "I don't want to lose what we have." "I'm sorry I can't offer you more." "In a night I dreamt I was lying in the middle of busy road And I was suffocating." "Dying like a fish off the water." "Ouch." "Nobody would help me, I mean people would just walk by and not see me, like I didn't exist." "What do you think it means?" " What do you think it means?" " I don't know." "And the funny thing is in the middle of the dream this red car shows up." "And these two ladies come out and offer to help me." "Only now I'm the one who can't see them." "I thought if it's the world that I'm dreaming," "I could see what's going on." "I mean I could see them... the two girls..." "So I start yelling at the other me." "The one who's dying." "I'm like: 'Hey, idiot!" "Check out two lesbians." "They want to help you." "Hey!" "Hello!" "Check out two lesbians in the Camaro, man!" "They want to help'." "How weird is that, huh?" " You were dying, huh?" " Yeah, suffocating." "I can't believe you can buy watermelon sat this hour." "It's L.A. You can buy a Ferrari at this hour." "No you can't.What are you talking about?" " It's an expression." " An expression?" "What do you know anyway?" "Have you ever tried to buy a Ferrari in Los Angeles at 3 A.M.?" " No." "Maybe we should try?" " Yeah, that would be funny." "We would show up with watermelon and like 'hey, do you take visa?" "'." " Nice pajamas." " Thanks." "It's very feng-shui of her, don't you think?" "Spices up the whole place, brings up the positive energy, you know." "I bet you're going to have a great night." "No armed robberies, that's for sure." "It's pretty, I like it." "50 dollars." "Really?" " Yes." " For a watermelon?" "Seedless watermelon." "Are you sure you don't have any cigarettes hidden somewhere?" "I'm absolutely 100% certain of that, yes." "Sorry." "It's OK." "It's only an addiction." "You can beat that." "You should probably get a few hours of sleep before you go to the airport, huh?" "Yeah." "You can take my bed." "I'll sleep on the couch." "I'm glad I called." "Yeah, I wish you didn't have to leave." "Me too." "In another life maybe." "Yeah, maybe." "You know I don't mind if you want to stay." "We can share the bed." "If you promise you won't get weird after I fall asleep." "Don't try to lick my feet or something." " Yeah?" " Yeah." "Come on." "If you could be a fish... any fish..." "What would it be?" "Ssh..." "Wes, you talk too much." " I do?" " When you're nervous, yeah." "A dolphin." "What?" "I'd want to be a dolphin." "Dolphins are mammals." "I asked for a fish." "Well, I'd still want to be a dolphin." "Good choice." "Goodnight." "Goodnight." "All right." "We play now." "We play now!" "Suicide kings and one-eyed Jacks." "That's a little wild." " How many cards is that?" " 5." " Really?" " That's enough." "All right there, Sonny, what are you going to bet?" "Ma'am, I'll bet you one pair of denim jeans." "Excellent choice." "And I will bet one black negligee." "Woooohoo!" "Lay them down." "Pair of sixes." "Read them and weep." "You can't beat it." "You can't beat it." "Pair of aces." "Take them off." " I'm stuck." " You need some help." "I'm stuck." "I win." "This is so much fun." "It's like my favourite game." "Do you want to dance?" "'Cause I feel like Ricky Martin's Cd." " You're so weird." " Yes, I am." " Good for you." " Yeah, good for me." "Hey!" "I'll catch you later." "I'm going to catch up with you guys later." "I'll talk to Chad." " He's hilarious." " I know." "He's great, right?" "He's so weird." "But good weird." "See you later." "Misha?" "Hello?" "Are you dead?" "Misha, it's time to go home." "(Speaking French)" "I think he'll be fine." "Come on, sweetie." "I love it." "I'm so drunk." "Me too." "You looked really pretty tonight." "I don't know if it's the martinis talking or what but..." "You were really hot." "I was like..." "Mhmm... all night." " Pig." " Bite me." "You wish." " You're funny." " I know." "Goodnight, Johnny deep." "Goodnight." "Sleep is such a funny thing." "Our body is like so sophisticated." "Machine complex beyond our wildest imagination." "It feels, it loves, suffers, it can even replicate itself." "But it only works half of the time." "Do you think whoever'll build a machine like that one day?" "Something really cool that only works half the time?" "Yes, one day when we understand." "Why is it that when you're a kid you always wake up super early in the morning?" "And then you grow up and it's hard to wake up." "And then when you're really old you go back to waking up early." "I don't know." "That's something you're going have to find out on your own." "But I like your thinking." "Goodbye." "Goodbye." "Hi." "I'm Alison." "Wes." "Nice to meet you." "What are you doing out here?" "I'm dreaming." "Really?" "Everything feels so real." "I know." "Wes?" "This is a bad idea." "I shouldn't be here." "I'm going to go back on my own." " You don't have to." " I know." "I want to." "Why?" "I don't know." "I shouldn't have come in a first place." "Don't say that." "Yeah." " Good morning." " Good morning." "What?" "What?" "The airport is closed." " It's beautiful." " Yeah, it is." "Alright, thank you." "They don't really know." "I have to call back later today." "If they've done an underground supersonic train, you know like super-fast train that can go anywhere in the world super-fast..." "You could take that to go home." "It would be super-comfortable too." "See, Wes, you're always so calm." "I like snow." "I had this dream last night." "It was really beautiful." "Yeah?" "I was living on this planet where all you could do is eat chocolate and make love." "It was pretty cool." "Why was it so beautiful?" "The sun was blue..." "like really blue." "Not orange." "The sky was orange but the sun was blue and the night was pink" " bright pink." "And the stars were green." "And people were happy." "And there were lots of bunnies." "Tons." "I don't ever want to hear you saying weird again." "How come you have no pictures of me on the walls?" " I took them off." " You should put them back." " I will." " Promise me." "I promise." "Wait, don't move." "Say 'happy cows make happy cheese'." "It's really good." "You look all cute and everything."

"(WIND CHIMES TINKLING)" "(DOOR OPENING)" "Betty Anne Waters?" "Please define "contract" for us." "Um..." "A contract is a promise or a set of promises that the Iaw in some way recognizes as a duty, and when it's breached, the Iaw provides a remedy." "BEN: (SOFTLY) Ma. ma." "(BETTY INHALES SHARPLY)" "What time is it?" "BEN: 8:15." "Shit." "I didn't finish my paper!" "Thanks, sweetie." "You did your math?" "No, I Ieft my book at Dads." "Richard!" "I 'Il do it in school." "Eat, Mom." "Mmm." "Did you finish your poem, Ben?" "Yeah." "RICHARD:" "Thanks to me." "You get yourselves ready, we're gonna leave in a minute." ""If There Was Peace in the World by Ben Currente.' '" "Here, here." "Come over here." "Read it over here." ""If There Was Peace in the World by Ben Currente." ""Children would no Ionger have bad dreams" ""of guns, bombs and deadly screams.' '" ""Deathly.' ' I wrote that line." "You did not!" "It's beautiful." "Come on, read me the rest." "(PANTING) Wait, wait." "One more." "It's 10:00." "You're late." "Shit." "Can't believe ii." "(BAND PLAYING WHISKEY IN THE JAR)" "(SINGING) Whack for my daddy-0 whack for my daddy-0" "There's whiskey in the jar" "You keep watching my ass, Aidan, I'm gonna have to clock you!" "You keep wearing those jeans, I'm gonna have to marry you." "Here you go." "Hey, I know you!" "Hi." "She's the other old lady in my class." "(MEN LAUGHING)" "AIDAN:" "Still thirsty?" "A Bushmills, please." "You her boss?" "Well, technically." "But she's the one who's a Iittle bossy." "Hmm." "Bummer about your paper." "I'm Abra Rice." "Oh, yeah, well..." "Okay, now you're starting to hurt my feelings." "What?" "We're gonna be friends 'cause we're the only ones in class who've been through puberty." "I'm just..." "I'm really busy." "Okay, I 'Il start." "So, I got these lefty parents and they're always telling me I should put my big mouth to good use and try to change the system." "So, I ignored them, of course." "And after partying for a few too many years," "I finally figured out what I wanted to be when I grew up." "And it turned out my parents were right, God damn it!" "So, here I am." "What about you?" "Look, I'm not trying to be rude," "I just don't really have time for a friend right now." "Oh..." "Yeah, you do." "I mean, I'm all you got!" "I don't want anyone in school to know what I'm doing there." "Oh." "Well, I mean, I do have a big mouth, but I know how to keep a secret." "My brother Kenny, he got screwed by the system." "He's been in prison for 12 years, life without parole." "Whoa." "He's innocent." "Okay." "Yeah, I'm gonna find a way to get him out." "Okay." "He's innocent of what?" "(CHAINSAW WHIRRING)" "NANCY:" "Kenneth Waters?" "Mr. Waters?" "(CHAINSAW STOPS WHIRRING)" "Hey." "(PANTING)" "Finally someone who looks good in a uniform." "I'm Officer Nancy Taylor." "I need you to come with me." "I'd love to, but I'm already spoken for." "Where'd you get those scratches?" "Look around you, sweetheart." "See the branches?" "Sir, I need you to step into the patrol car." "Uh..." "Well..." "My grandpa needs this tree out of here." "(FIRMLY) Now, Mr. Waters." "Put down the chainsaw." "(SIGHS)" "I tell you what, buttercup, why don't you go give out some parking tickets and then come back when I'm done." "How's that?" "Put down the chainsaw, now." "Get the fuck off my grandpa's property." "You're trespassing." "Drop the weapon." "You're shitting me, right?" "(FIRMLY) I said drop your weapon." "Take ii easy there, Angie Dickinson, it's okay." "I'm putting it down, I'm putting it down." "Every time something happens in this godforsaken town, you have to pick him up?" "You know the drill, Betty Anne." "He's got a record, we gotta bring him in." "That just sucks." "I mean, he would never hurt Mrs. Brow." "(CHUCKLING) Hey!" "Hey, Tommy, Boisseau finally got my clothes off." "He's been wanting to get me alone naked for years." "You have to make an honest man of me now, you know that." "Let's go." "KENNY:" "What's going on?" "I'm picking you up." "You're picking me up?" "I Iove you." "Look at my sis." "Isn't she beautiful?" "(LAUGHS) No." "Here she is to save the day." "She's got her cape on." "(MUFFLED) Hey, listen." "No hard feelings, okay?" "And may I say that you are one of my absolute favourite arrests." "What, you think this is a joke?" "She was stabbed 30 times and her head bashed in till her brains flew out." "You think that's funny?" "No, I don't think it's..." "OFFICER:" "Listen, don't leave town for a while, all right?" "We might have some more questions for you." "There goes my trip to Aruba." "Okay." "So long, gentlemen and lady." "BETTY:" "You an right?" "KENNY:" "Yeah, you an right?" "Carry you?" "No, I don't want... (KENNY GRUNTS) BETTY:" "(CHUCKLES) Kenny, I'm... (CLANKING)" "(KIDS SHOUTING)" "BOY:" "Good one, Kenny." "No, don't ring it till the end." "(BETTY SCREAMING)" "GIRL:" "Get him, Betty Anne." "BOY:" "Come on, Kenny." "(GIRL WHOOPS)" "Someone's gotta talk to her." "They ain't my fucking kids." "GRANDPA:" "She won't listen to me." "ELIZABETH:" "How'd you get so filthy?" "Elizabeth, you treat them like trash, they're gonna grow up to be trash." "You go to hell." "I work day and night for these kids." "Everything I do is fol ' them." "Get upstairs and take a bath." "And you're going to school tomorrow, you hear me?" "Hey, where the hell are you going?" "ELIZABETH:" "I don't have to answer to you." "BOYFRIEND:" "The fuck you don't." "GRANDPA:" "Elizabeth, get back here." "They're your kids." "Who's supposed to look after them?" "He got down on his knee in the middle of the freaking restaurant." "It was so sweet." "(BAND PLAYING LONG TRAIN RUNNIN')" "Yeah, it was totally, what do you say, conventional," "Talking about marriage?" "BRENDA:" "Traditional." "Traditional is what I meant." "Thank you." "KENNY:" "Don't give Brenda any ideas." "BRENDA:" "I Iove you, baby." "KENNY:" "I Iove you." "BRENDA:" "Mmm." "Mandy, you wanna dance?" "Congratulations." "BETTY:" "Thanks." "Congratulations." "(SINGING) Down along the tracks" "She lost her home and her family" "She won't be comin ' back" "Without love" "Where would you be now" "Without love" "He's such a good dad, isn't he?" "You 'Il be a good dad." "I will." "Well, the illinois Central" "And the Southern Central Freight" "You gotta keep on pushin', Mama" "You know you're runnin ' late" "Without love" "Where would you be now" "(LIQUID SPLASHING)" "(MAN GROANS)" "God, I'm sorry, man." "I'm sorry." "You okay?" "Who the hell brings a baby into a bar?" "She likes the band!" "Well, if you can't take care of your kid, you should keep your dick in your pants." "What did you say?" "You heard me." "Absolutely, I'm sorry, man." "I'm sorry." "Here, hold Mandy for a second." "What are you doing?" "Kenny... (TABLE THUDDING)" "(BOTTLES RATTLING) Kenny!" "(CROWD EXCLAIMING)" "You ever say another word about my daughter and I 'Il fucking kill you." "(BAND STOPS PLAYING) I 'Il take your fucking eye out." "You understand me, motherfucker?" "BETTY:" "Kenny, get off him." "You understand me?" "Hey, hey, Kenny, easy." "Come on." "Enough." "He's okay, all right." "No, he's all right, he's all right." "We clear?" "We're clear, right?" "Mano a mano, huh?" "BETTY:" "Come on." "KENNY:" "Hey, we're Cool." "We're cool, he's all right." "Get some Wild Turkey." "Wild Turkey for my buddy here." "You okay, man?" "Get some ice for my buddy here." "Sit down." "Sit down." "This one's okay." "He's fine." "No." "We're sitting here having fun and you had to go and do that." "Who's your buddy?" "Who's your pal?" "(BAND PLAYING MY SHARONA)" "Come on, now it's a party." "You know what I'm saying?" "Come on, come on!" "Come on, come on, come on." "Come on, Iet's dance." "Give the baby to Betty and let's dance." "Let's dance." "Come on, Iet's dance." "Fuck you." "My, my, my" "Whoo!" "My my, my Sharona" "When you gonna give me some time, Sharona?" "My my, my Sharona" "My Sharona" "Never gonna stop, give it up" "Such a dirty mind" "Always get it up for the touch of the younger kind" "My, my, my" "Whoo!" "My my, my Sharona" "(CROWD WHISTLING)" "(CROWD WHOOPING)" "Right here!" "Right here!" "Never gonna stop, give it up" "Such a dirty mind" "Always get it up for the touch of the younger kind" "My, my, my, my Whoo!" "MAN:" "I dare you, Kenny!" "I dare you!" "Kenny!" "Kenny!" "(CROWD CHEERING)" "BETTY: (WHISPERING) He's awake." "(GURGLING)" "(MOUTHING)" "(WHISPERING) Betty Anne." "He won't let go of my hand." "You keep waking him up because you keep checking on him." "You gotta calm down." "Babe." "I don't want to turn out like my mother." "Oh, baby." "(PHONE RINGING)" "Oh, shit." "Quiet." "Hello?" "Oh, no." "(SIGHS DEEPLY)" "Benjamin Davenport, beloved father, grandfather and great-grandfather, was a hard-working man who always put his family first." "Devoted to his wife, Eliza, until the day she died, his daughter, Elizabeth, and all his grandchildren." "When times were roughest," "Benjamin made sure there was food on the table." "Can I help you, Officer?" "OFFICER:" "Excuse me, Father." "Kenneth Waters, you're under arrest." "What?" "What?" "We need you to come with us." "Can't it wait?" "Show some respect!" "It's my grandfather's funeral." "Now, Mr. Waters." "Please, can't it just wait until after the funeral?" "AII right, okay." "I'm coming." "Just take care of Mandy." "Okay." "Okay, I'm coming." "I'm coming, all right?" "Please, can't this wait?" "KENNY:" "What's this for?" "Just until after the funeral." "Come on, guys." "Give me a break over here." "What is this for?" "A goddamn parking ticket?" "What the fuck?" "Kenneth Waters, you're under arrest for the murder of Katharina Brow." "Are you out of your fucking mind?" "You let me off two years ago!" "We got you now." "Look, these lawyers want 25,000 up front." "(SCOFFS) 25 grand?" "If I had 25 grand, I'd buy a fucking yacht." "This is a joke." "They got nothing on me!" "They arrested you for murder." "They must think they have something." "No." "The police are fucking with me." "A public defender will be fine." "Hey, come on, you're gonna get wrinkles." "Cops are drawn to me like bees to honey, you know that." "I have a gift." "Yeah, some gift." "Hey, don't worry." "They got nothing." "It's gonna be okay." "He had a scratch on his face." "On the morning of February 21, 1980, he came home with a scratch on his face?" "Yes." "Right here." "For the record, you're showing them just below the eye to just below your lip?" "Right" "Did you have an argument with Mr. Waters in July, 1980, five months after the murder?" "Yeah, he tried throwing me out a second-floor window." "And at some point during the argument, did he say something to you?" "I asked him if he killed that Woman." "He said, ' 'Yeah, what's it to you?" "' '" "FAHEY:" "Ms. Marsh, can you please tell the jury, why did you wait more than two years to tell the police that Kenny said he had killed Mrs. Brow?" "I was afraid of him." "I thought he'd kill me, too." "(WHISPERS) What is she doing to him?" "I show you, Ms. Marsh, what's marked as Exhibit number 64, and I would ask if you could identify that." "It's the same knife Kenny carried." "And when Kenneth Waters was brought in as a suspect, did he have an alibi for the period between midnight and 9:00 a.m." "On February 21st?" "He claimed that he was working as a cook at the Park Diner." "And what did you discover when you checked out his alibi?" "We confirmed that he was at work until 5:00 a.m., but beyond that, there were no witnesses who saw when he left." "His time cards were never found." "KATSAS:" "The head and chest were struck with a ceramic lamp and a metal toaster, and there were 30 stab wounds." "Six to the head and neck, three to the back, one to the abdomen and 14 to the chest." "Five of them penetrated to the heart, and one time it went through the front and almost came out the back." "HIGGINS:" "There was an enormous amount of blood, mostly from the victim, but some from the perpetrator." "And what, if anything, did you determine" "With respect to the blood of Katharina Brow?" "Katharina Brow would be identified as blood group B." "And with respect to Exhibits SSA through F, did you examine those items from the murder scene and determine the blood group present on each?" "Yes." "The blood on each of those items was from blood group O." "And did you have occasion to test a sample from the defendant, Kenneth Waters?" "Yes." "His sample is from blood group O." "FAHEY:" "And what was your relationship with Mr. Waters after you met the summer of 1980?" "ROSEANNA:" "Mmm..." "I guess you could say we were lovers for a while, about six months." "FAHEY:" "On those occasions when you did some drinking with Mr. Waters, do you recall anything he said to you?" "(MOUTHING)" "He told me he got picked up for a murder in Ayer and that they couldn't pin it on him, and he laughed about ii." "FAHEY:" "Sometime after the summer of 1980, did you have another conversation with Mr. Waters about this murder?" "YES." "Um..." "He told me he stabbed her and he took her money and jewellery" "Did he tell you anything else?" "He called her an old German bitch, a fucking old German bitch." "After Kenneth Waters supposedly told you, ' 'I killed her,' ' did you terminate seeing him?" "No." "So you believed him to be a murderer, but you continued to be romantically involved?" "Yeah." "Until he bashed my teeth in." "FAHEY:" "You have nine children by seven different fathers, is that correct?" "Objection!" "Sustained." "Didn't the state, in fact, declare you an unfit mother and take your children away from you?" "Objection!" "Irrelevant." "Sustained." "Watch yourself, Ms. Fahey." "Wasn't Kenny sent to training school for breaking into K. Brow's home?" "No!" "That wasn't..." "And didn't your son regularly break into houses in the neighbourhood?" "(STAMMERING) I never condoned that type of behaviour from my children..." "Just answer the question, please." "Yes." "BETTY:" "I hope our place is as nice." "KENNY:" "I'm not gonna live in no trailer." "I'm gonna have a mansion with 100 rooms." "(CHUCKLES) And 10 refrigerators filled with candy." "And our own private lake." "Lake Betty Anne and Kenny." "Lake Kenny and Betty Anne." "I Said it first." "Well, I'm older." "No, stop it!" "Where's my candy?" "Calm down, Mrs. Brow." "We 'Il take care of it." "Lee, around back." "(BANGING ON DOOR)" "Open up in there." "Police." "Where do you think you're going?" "Come here." "KENNY:" "Go, go, go, go." "God damn it!" "What did I tell you kids about trespassing?" "Kenny, get over here." "Stand right there." "Betty Anne, come on." "Ow!" "Come here, Betty Anne, come here." "(BETTY SHRIEKS)" "Get over here." "Hey, fat ass, your mother's a dirty whore." "Come here." "Ow!" "You don't touch my sister." "Don't you touch my sister." "Don't touch her." "OFFICER:" "Take him to the ground." "Get down." "(GRUNTING)" "Kenny!" "Go, run." "Run, Betty Anne." "Run!" "BETTY:" "we were just kids." "We'd play in people's houses and pretend we had a normal life." "I don't know what you're talking about." "You had a perfectly normal life." "Yeah." "Eight foster homes." "Perfectly normal." "There, baby." "ELIZABETH:" "The only reason they took you away from me is because I worked too much." "I had no life except for you kids." "We know, Mother." "You were practically a nun." "But Kenny, he'd be like a wild animal." "I'm not saying he was born bad, but he had that temper." "I was always afraid he might kill somebody." "Don't you ever say that to me or anyone else!" "Don't you even think ii, you understand me?" "I mean, what kind of mother would say something like that?" "ELIZABETH:" "They're my babies!" "They can't do this!" "GRANDPA:" "They bloody well can." "ELIZABETH:" "Why do they have to separate them?" "Why can't they go to one foster home?" "Shh!" "BOISSEAU:" "I hate to split them up." "Okay, Kenny." "Come with me." "Where you raking mm?" "You are gonna come with me, honey." "No, I don't want to." "Come on, fellow, now." "Stop!" "No!" "Let go of him!" "Betty, stop, stop." "Let him go." "You gotta let him go." "Please, no!" "BETTY:" "Don't take my brother!" "Betty Anne!" "We have to stay together!" "Kenny, stop!" "(BETTY SCREAMS)" "(SOBBING)" "JUDGE:" "Will the defendant please rise?" "On indictment 82-4115, this indictment charging Kenneth Waters with murder, what say you, Madam Foreman?" "Is the defendant guilty or not guilty?" "We find the defendant guilty, Your Honor." "CLERK:" "Guilty of what?" "Murder in the first degree." "82-4116, this indictment charging Kenneth Waters with armed robbery." "What say you, Madam Foreman?" "Is the defendant guilty or not guilty?" "We find the defendant guilty." "(EXHALES)" "We 'Il appeal it, Kenny!" "We 'Il get you out!" "We 'Il get you out, Kenny!" "You hear me?" "(SOBBING)" "I'm sorry, baby." "Honey, I want to go see him." "Can I go see him?" "You can't." "GUARD:" "And if you keep acting like that, we're gonna take your ass to the hole." "KENNY:" "I want my fucking phone call now." "You will obey the rules in this facility." "I want my fucking phone call." "(INMATES SHOUTING)" "GUARD:" "You about that close, motherfucker!" "Settle down!" "I said you gotta settle down!" "You want some of this shit?" "Fuck you!" "Fuck you!" "Fuck!" "Get down!" "You fucking cocksuckers." "That's all you got, you fuckers." "BETTY:" "Did you tell Mr. Peters it was urgent?" "I haven't heard from Kenny in two weeks." "RICK:" "Not in your mouth, buddy." "BETTY:" "He's called me every Sunday for the past three years." "Something's happened." "Ow!" "Shit!" "Son of a..." "BETTY:" "Just find my brother." "Damn it, where is he?" "Something's wrong, I know it." "We should have heard from Kenny by now." "You gotta make peace with this." "Make peace?" "We got a family here." "This is us now." "Babe, Kenny's in prison for the rest of his life." "Accept it." "I will never accept it." "(TELEPHONE RINGING)" "Hello." "It's Harvey Peters." "Finally." "I haven't heard from Kenny since we lost the appeal." "Everything's okay now." "You got nothing to worry about." "What do you mean?" "What happened?" "Your brother's in isolation, so no calls..." "Why is he in isolation?" "He tried to kill himself" "(SIGHS)" "What?" "KENNY:" "Kiddo." "How are you?" "How could you do this?" "What, this?" "(LAUGHS)" "You'd be better off." "God damn it, Kenny." "Promise me you 'Il never do this again." "There's nothing left." "It's over." "There's still the Supreme Court." "Supreme Court?" "The Supreme Court ain't gonna fucking hear this case." "I'm fucked." "I was fucked right from the start." "You can't give up." "We 'Il find somebody else." "I 'Il take out a Ioan." "We 'Il get a top lawyer this time." "Hey, when are you gonna get it, Betty Anne?" "There is no one else." "There's not a lawyer on earth to give a fuck about me." "There has to be." "You're innocent." "(SCOFFS)" "Are you sure about that?" "How could you ask me that?" "How could you ask me that?" "Doesn't matter whether I killed Mrs. Brow or not." "I'm a piece of shit, aren't I?" "I'm no good to anybody." "(CRYING)" "What about your daughter?" "What daughter?" "She's being poisoned against me." "I'm never gonna see her again." "That is not true." "I gotta go." "I'm doing Mandy a favour" "She's the one good thing I ever did in my piece of shit life and I got nothing to give her." "Please, Kenny, Wall." "You promise me you 'Il never hurt yourself again." "Promise me." "(WHISPERS) I can't spend the rest of my Iife in here." "(SHAKILY) Kenny, wait." "(BREATH ES DEEPLY)" "What's this?" "I thought maybe I could get a degree, finally." "Why?" "I just thought, maybe..." "I don't know." "Maybe I could eventually apply to law school." "You're not doing this." "You're not doing this." "I could go part time, I Could Still..." "Enough." "So, this is what I'm gonna do and..." "Don't laugh, all right?" "I'm gonna start by trying to get a BA after I finally take the stupid GED test, and after that, if I even get that far, and there's no guarantee I 'Il even get in," "I 'Il apply to law school." "But it is gonna take along time, Kenny, a really long time, and, I mean, I might be 80 years old before I finally become a lawyer, and even then, I still don't know if I'm gonna find the answers." "But you just have to promise me, you just have to," "that you will never try to Kill yourself ever again, 'cause if you do..." "Just don't." "Okay." "(SIGHS DEEPLY)" "May it please the court, my name is Betty Anne Waters and the issue today is whether my client..." "The issue is whether Ms. Cooper..." "No, the issue is whether..." "Shit." "Start again, Ms. Waters." "And breathe." "Right, breathe." "JESUS." "What are you doing, Ben?" "You guys okay?" "Hey, you got them, didn't you?" "Oh, shit." "Did you forget?" "You forgot the fishing trip?" "No, of course not." "I just..." "I just didn't remember it was this weekend." "Guys, I'm so sorry, I can't go." "I have to argue a brief in front of real judges and lawyers." "You promised." "I know, honey." "We 'Il go another weekend, okay?" "When?" "When Uncle Kenny gets out ofjail?" "BETTY:" "Richard." "Honey, I'm sorry." "I know." "KENNY:" "I found this book in the library." "It says that women hardly ever shoot themselves when they commit suicide." "So Romeo Collad's screwing Mrs. Brow, right?" "His wife puts a bullet in her head." "You follow?" "Yeah." "What if we can prove he shot her?" "How we gonna do that?" "I don't know, we 'Il investigate." "And then they'd take him more seriously as a suspect in the Brow case.,." "But Romeo Collad's dead, so... (SIGHING) So..." "So, what?" "It could still be enough to re-open the case." "We just gotta find a precedent." "Ask your Evidence teacher." "I really can't right now." "I got a ton of work and..." "What's going on?" "Tell me." "It's nothing." "I'm fine." "(SCOFFS)" "Is something going on with the boys?" "No." "Look, I'm..." "Just forget it!" "Did they strip Search you?" "No." "Betty, it's me." "Now, come on, stop." "I'm on probation at school." "Probation?" "What do you mean?" "I'm the one in jail." "What are you talking about?" "What does that mean?" "It means that if I don't improve, I'm out," "But you're doing..." "You're doing so..." "You're doing great." "No, I'm not." "I've had late papers and I flunked my Torts exam." "They can't do that to you." "You're the smartest person in the whole goddamn school." "Fuck that!" "I'm gonna write a letter to those scum-bag teachers..." "Yeah, and make sure you call them scum-bags in the letter." "Fuck them!" "You should at Ieast get extra credit for working on a real fucking case." "They don't care about that." "Look, don't worry about this, okay?" "I'm gonna take care of it." "Okay?" "Okay, okay." "Hey, don't cry, honey." "You're worth a thousand of them preppy shitheads." "Don't cry, okay?" "I know, I'm sorry." "GUARD:" "No touching." "(INDISTINCT)" "Hi." "RICHARD:" "Hi." "You guys have a nice weekend?" "Yeah." "BETTY:" "Yeah?" "Get any homework done?" "A little." "BEN:" "Yeah." "BETTY:" "Yeah?" "Okay, what's going on?" "Hmm?" "Come on, talk." "What happened?" "We were thinking, you know, since you've been so busy and all..." "We were thinking that maybe we wanna live with Dad." "That son of a bitch!" "He put you up to this?" "No." "Did he?" "No." "I need a guy around, you know?" "For guy things." "You feel the same way?" "Kind Of." "(SIGHS)" "Call me, okay?" "Lei me know how you do on your math test." "Okay." "I Iove you." "And you, you don't forget to set your alarm." "If you're late for English again..." "I know, Mom, I know." "Watch your head." "Come here. (KISSING)" "AII right, slop, Mom." "Stop!" "I Iove you." "I Iove you so much." "I Iove you, too, Mom." "Okay." "I 'Il see you Friday." "We 'Il go to the movies." "Bye, bye." "(PANTING)" "(SOBBING)" "PROFESSOR BLOCK:" "Samson." "Here." "Shaw." "Here." "Stevens." "Taylor." "TAYLOR:" "Present." "Thomassen." "Yeah." "Vaughn." "Here." "Waters." "Waters?" "Betty Anne Waters?" "ABRA:" "Come on, up." "I'm unfit." "Just like my mother." "Will you knock ii Off?" "That is not true." "But I 'Il tell you what." "If you keep missing classes, you will fail." "I've already failed." "I lost my boys." "Betty, you didn't lose them." "I wasn't there for them." "I wasn't." "I can't help Kenny." "Especially if you get kicked Out Of law School." "There's your underwear, there's yourjeans," "(SNIFFS) that's clean." "Come on, get dressed." "I can't." "I can't." "Just come to school today." "Start there." "(SIGHING)" "KENNY:" "Life's swell here at the Hilton, food's fucking fantastic, just like Ma used to make." "Can you send me more white socks?" "I Iove you and I miss you very much." "I, Kenneth Waters, being of sound mind," "leave all my worldly possessions to my sister, Betty Anne Waters." "Also, most important, I'm giving her full authority on any decisions concerning my daughter Mandy Marsh's well-being." "SCOTT:" "So, two of us will be defense attorneys, two will be the prosecutors." "Thanks for dropping by, Waters." "Nice ironing job." "SCOTT:" "And then we need a defendant, and a paralegal." "I nominate Betty Anne to be the defendant." "What's my alleged crime?" "Uh..." "Rape." "Oh." "Gee, thanks." "What case did they assign us?" "You'd know that if you actually came to class." "Shut the fuck up." "Sewell v. State, 1992." "Sewell had already served 10 years in prison for rape, and then he sued the state for the right to DNA test the rape kit." "DNA test?" "Yeah, the semen in the rape kit wasn't his." "The DNA didn't match." "And he won?" "YES." "Yeah, look. ' 'Advances in technology may yield protection for exculpation" ""where none previously existed.' '" "SCOTT:" "AII right, so who wants to be the paralegal?" "(KNOCKING AT DOOR) BETTY:" "Abra." "It's the blood." "This is the key." "What?" "There was so much blood." "Look, I'm gonna get Kenny out." "There were no DNA tests then." "They only knew that the murderer was type O and so is Kenny." "But now, if we can DNA test the murderers blood and Kenny's, it 'Il prove Kenny's innocent, just like in the rape case." "Berry." "I'm sorry, Don." "There are 49 other cases like this." "(STAMMERS)" "Wait." "How do you know the blood evidence still exists?" "'Cause we're gonna find it." "And Barry Scheck is gonna help." "Here, look." "Oh, I see." "Barry Scheck." "This is what he does." "Look, he has this Innocence Project in New York." "And you're just gonna call him up and he's gonna take your case?" "Yes!" "Are we both gonna sleep with him orjust you?" "Abra, God." "Look." "Dear Mr. Scheck, I would greatly appreciate any assistance you and the Innocence Project can provide in helping me free my brother, Kenny," "From a Iife-without-parole sentence." "In 1983, Kenny was convicted in Massachusetts of first-degree murder with extreme atrocity and armed robbery." "I have done everything in my power for the Iast 16 years to prepare myself to prove my brother's innocence." "You good?" "I can't find it." "I can't find my ID." "ABRA:" "You checked your whole wallet?" "BETTY:" "Twice!" "AERA:" "You can't take the Bar exam without ID." "Abra Rice." "WOMAN:" "Rice." "ABRA:" "Thank you." "Thanks." "WOMAN:" "Next." "I'm sorry, I can't find my ID." "Just one second." "Look what I found in my..." "There." "You bitch." "(LAUGHS) it's funny." "I can't believe you did that." "WOMAN:" "Waters." "You almost gave me a heart attack." "She's very old and she can't remember a single thing." "BETTY:" "Mr. Scheck, the day that my brother was unjustly convicted of this crime, changed not only his life, but mine." "HUY:" "Dear Ms. Waters, I've enclosed an application for your brother Kenny to complete and return to our office." "I must stress that we only accept cases where DNA evidence can exonerate the accused." "It will be vital for us to determine if any such evidence still exists." "Without DNA evidence, it will be impossible for us to proceed." "The Innocence Project has a backlog of several hundred cases, so I must caution that it will be at Ieast 18 months before we can begin to evaluate your brother's case." "Ii however, you pass the Bar exam and become your brother's attorney, you yourself can begin looking for the DNA evidence immediately." "If you manage to find ft," "Mr. Scheck may agree to act as consulting attorney, in which case we can work together towards exonerating your brother." "RICHARD:" "Mom?" "BETTY:" "I'm in the kitchen." "Damn thing's still frozen." "(RICHARD SIGHS)" "Thin's good, right?" "Didn't you say that?" "Open it." "Are you sure?" "Don't look at it." "Just hold it up for me to read." "Don't look!" "I'm not." "Thank you, God." "Did you hear what I said?" "Kenny?" "(WHOOPS) Yeahs We did its We did in" "My baby sister!" "GUARD 1:" "Muddy, would you please sit down?" "My baby sister did it!" "My baby sisterjust passed the Bar." "Yeah, yeah." "I understand, but you have to sit down." "GUARD 2:" "Waters, have a seat." "You have to take a seat, now!" "Right, okay." "I'm gonna take a seat." "Sit down." "No, come on." "(KENNY WHOOPS)" "Gel the hell off of me!" "What the hell is wrong with you?" "Sit down!" "Sit down." "(LAUGHS) Okay." "I'm cool." "I'm all right." "Okay, okay." "So proud of you." "I'm proud of you." "OFFICER:" "Ayer police." "Hi." "I'm an attorney, and I'm calling regarding evidence from a 1983 case." "Your flame, please?" "Um..." "Abra Rice." "If they realize I'm one of the Waters kids," "God knows what they'd do to the evidence." "You know?" "I just don't trust them." "ABRA:" "You could have used your married name." "Yeah, but then when I want to be me," "I won't be able to 'cause I was someone else." "I want to be me when I need to be me." "So to solve this problem, you decided to be me?" "Just this once." "Nice." "Yeah, I Iove those shoes." "But from this point on..." "You need me to be me." "Right." "Okay." "So what did the Ayer Police tell me, again?" "They don't have the evidence there anymore." "It's at the courthouse where we had Kenny's trial." "That's where I need you to call on Monday." "On Monday." "Okay." "I understand if you can't help." "I mean, I don't wanna do anything to jeopardize your newjob." "I mean, this is my cause, not yours." "It's my cause, too." "Okay." "Does this make me look like Barbara Bush?" "A little." "Yeah." "I don't deserve a friend like you." "You're damn right you don't." "That's right." "Waters. 1983." "Okay, well, isn't it possible that it's still In.,." "(WHISPERING) What?" "What are they saying?" "Do you have an actual date when that would have happened?" "(WHISPERS) What happened?" "Okay." "Thank you." "What?" "What did they say?" "What did they say?" "Aura." "(SIGHS)" "Berry, they destroyed n." "What?" "According to Massachusetts law, they destroy evidence after 10 years, and Kenny's evidence was destroyed in April, 1993." "(VOICE BREAKING) That is not possible." "I did come this far, after all this time..." "I'm sorry." "No, wait" "It has to be there." "No." "It has to be there." "it's his only chance." "Look, we're gonna make them look for it." "Honey, there's nothing to look for." "We're gonna make them look for it." "Sorry." "We're gonna make them look for it." "ABRA:" "I understand what your records..." "BETTY:" "I know, but I was hoping that by some chance, the sample might have been left at your lab." "But the woman I spoke to last week said she would look." "Alice O 'Malley." "Okay, well, is Kathleen Higgins still working there?" "She testified at the original trial." "Linda Clarke." "And she checked every single box in that basement?" "(WHISPERS) Ask for the supervisor." "Can I speak to your supervisor, please?" "(EXHALES)" "Okay." "Well, thanks for looking." "Mrs. Halloran?" "Hi, this is Abra Rice again." "I'm sure Ms. Clarke searched thoroughly." "Yeah, if you yourself could look." "(WHISPERS) Yeah." "What?" "No, I didn't realize you already..." "Yeah." "Okay, thanks." "Your mother's not in the best mood." "Something happen?" "Okay." "Start eating." "Here, baby." "Aura?" "(SIGHING)" "What's wrong, Ma?" "Naming." "Come on, start eating your food, it's gonna get cold." "So, how's your fathers new girlfriend?" "What is She, 14?" "15?" "You tell them." "They have a right to know." "What?" "What?" "It's just a setback." "Berry." "What am I gonna do, Abra?" "Give up?" "Is that what you're saying?" "It's gone." "They maxed?" "Can't they look again?" "They did." "Mistakes happen." "Obviously, or Kenny wouldn't be in prison." "Berry, they destroyed n." "No." "That evidence exists Somewhere and I'm gonna find it." "Okay." "Let's say you do find it." "What if the DNA matches Kenny's?" "Get out." "Get the hell out of my house right now!" "No, you gotta hear this." "Even if you're the most amazing fighter, the most brilliant lawyer in the world, there are forces greater than you and you may not win!" "You think I haven't thought of that?" "No." "You haven't." "Just go." "Sorry, boys." "(DOOR CLOSING)" "It's just a setback." "Eat your food." "Come on." "Good morning." "Can I help you?" "Yeah." "I'm an attorney, Abra Rice, and I'm trying to locate evidence from the Kenneth Waters trial." "Yeah, we spoke on the phone." "Did you check with the courthouse?" "Yeah, and they can't locate it." "Yeah, well, Iike I said, they probably destroyed it by now." "I mean, it's been, Iike, what..." "Betty Anne Waters?" "You know, I'm sorry, I don't...." "Lieutenant Daniels." "I knew your brother Kenny." "I was a rookie here when..." "You're his sister?" "But I am an attorney, and he is my client." "DANIELS:" "Holy shit!" "My sister won't even send me a birthday card!" "I was just telling Ms. Waters that we don't have any evidence here." "Here?" "From back then?" "That's a Iot of years." "Would you mind looking?" "You're really his lawyer, huh?" "Yeah." "That's it for the old evidence." "And there's nowhere else?" "That's it, just supplies." "Working hard for your brother." "I wish I had better news for you." "How's Kenny holding up?" "Not so great." "I remember that case." "Funny guy, that Kenny." "I gotta tell ya, even with what he did..." "He didn't do it." "I liked Kenny." "We all liked him." "Nancy Taylor didn't." "Yeah, well, Nancy Taylor doesn't work here anymore." "Why new" "She got herself into a Iittle hot water." "(TELEPHONE RINGING)" "Groton Police Department." "Chief O 'Connell's office." "No." "He's not available right now, sir." "I gave him your message." "I understand." "I will let him know." "Why aren't you a cop anymore?" "I Ieft the force when I got married." "Really?" "You mean it had nothing to do with you framing another cop?" "I beg your pardon?" "What was his name?" "Oh, yeah, Stanley Randall." "He found out that you were dirty, so you got a waitress from the Rusty Scupper to accuse him of rape." "(SCOFFS)" "Is that what they told you over in Ayer?" "I'm sure you can imagine what it was like to be the only woman on that police force." "Hmm?" "I wasn't dirty, and the rape charge wasn't false." "The truth is, they never got over me solving the Brow murder." "You didn't solve it." "You put an innocent man in prison." "I am sorry you have wasted your life on this." "Your brother killed that Woman." "(CLANKING)" "(KIDS SHOUTING)" "Hi, Don." "Hi, Betty." "Is she sleeping?" "She usually is at 5:00 in the morning. (LAUGHS)" "Come on in." "I 'Il get her up." "Thanks." "Baby, sweetheart." "Guess who?" "I wish we could use this." "I mean, she framed a cop, for Chrissakes." "It still doesn't prove she framed Kenny," "I mean, it wouldn't be enough." "Thank you." "ABRA:" "No." "it's not enough for a new trial." "God, I hate the damn legal system." "it's so fucking inconvenient." "I'm sorry I kicked you out of my house." "It's okay." "Your mac and cheese sucks." "You were wearing that outfit when you said you were me?" "Yeah." "Too bad being you didn't get me anywhere." "Uh-huh?" "You know, there is one thing we haven't tried yet." "How long will it take you to make yourself look like a lawyer?" "Hi." "I'm attorney Abra Rice and this is my associate." "I'd Iike to talk to Mrs. Halloran." "Do you have an appointment?" "It's a pressing legal matter." "Mrs. Halloran's aware of it." "I'm Mrs. Halloran." "Hello." "I'm Abra Rice, we spoke earlier." "Yes, but as I told you on the phone..." "I'm Betty Anne Waters." "And the evidence in question is from my brother's trial." "Well, we can't just have family members..." "I'm also his attorney, and I became an attorney just to help him." "I understand that you looked, but if you could please just look one more time." "If we did this for every person who came in here..." "We don't have the Staff." "Look, I don't know what else to do but beg." "I'm asking for a favor, a favor from a complete stranger, but, please." "You're talking about evidence that's 16 years old." "Our record shows it was destroyed." "Is it possible that the record could be wrong?" "That's highly unlikely." "But possible." "Are those you r g rand kids?" "Yes." "Beautiful." "They look like you." "Oh." "Please." "My brother's innocent." "And you're right, it's been 16 years." "And our family really wants him home." "(SIGHS DEEPLY)" "She's there." "Why don't we come back here?" "Just set it right there." "Thank you." "it's okay," "Here you go." "You're allowed to touch." "(BREATHING NERVOUSLY)" "BETTY: 14B." "Victim's blood." "BETTY:" "Number 29?" "Victim." "Exhibits, A through F." "Perpetrator." "Good job, Counselor." "(CRYING)" "I 'Il need to file a Motion to Preserve the Evidence." "Well, that office is closed now, but I 'Il file it for you in the morning." "I 'Il get you the paperwork." "You're gonna..." "You're just gonna leave the box out on the table?" "It 'Il be fine." "My brothers life is in there." "Please." "Could I just put a sign on it with my name?" "That really isn't necessary." "Please." "If anything happens to this..." "Well, all right." "Okay." "Thank you." "Yeah." "Could I borrow some tape?" "It's right over there." "Okay." "Here you go." "(SIGHS)" "BETTY:" "Thank you." "AII right." "BETTY:" "Okay." "You missed a spot." "(BOTH SHRIEKING EXCITEDLY)" "(WHOOPS)" "(WHOOPING)" "INMATE:" "He's getting out of here!" "(TELEPHONE RINGING)" "Shit." "Hello." "BARRY:" "Is this Betty Anne Waters?" " Yes." "This is Barry Scheck." "Oh, my God." "Hi." "Hi." "How are you?" "Fine, fine!" "Great!" "Congratulations on finding the evidence." "It's extraordinary." "Thank you, but I really didn't do anything." "You mean, besides becoming a lawyer?" "No, I mean, you know, we were just lucky that the box was still there." "I hear you beat up an old lady to find it." "(CHUCKLES) No, but that was gonna be my next step." "Kenny thinks he's getting out tomorrow." "I wish." "das don't like to admit they put an innocent person in prison." "And this DA, Martha Coakley, has just gotten elected, so she's really not gonna like it." "How long do you think it's gonna take?" "We're gonna have some hoops to go through, it might be a couple of months." "A couple of months?" "It may be less." "But the important thing is, if your brother's innocent..." "He is." "Then this is a travesty ofjustice, and we will get him out." "Thank you, Barry." "Thank you." "Thank you so much for calling." "No hugging." "I'm his sister!" "He's in segregation." "And that's the rules." "Let's go." "Thanks, Dad." "(EXHALES)" "What were you thinking?" "Why wouldn't you just take the test?" "It's been a year, Betty Anne." "A fucking year." "I don't trust them." "I'm not doing it." "What?" "I'm not doing it." "Jesus Christ, Kenny, are you out of your mind?" "This is it." "This is what we've been waiting for!" "What, you're not gonna take the fucking test?" "Why now, all of a sudden, out of the blue?" "Why can't you be in the room when they test me?" "They won't allow that." "They're not gonna agree to that!" "So, I'm supposed to trust a bunch of staties to do it?" "This isn't a choice." "You have to do this." "It's gonna test positive." "They 'Il find a way." "They're gonna fuck me again." "You 'Il see." "I'm leaving." "You 'Il do it, or I 'Il kill you." "That's your sister and your lawyer talking." "(DOOR OPENING)" "What the hell is going on over there?" "Why don't we have the test results yet?" "The evidence is still sitting in the crime lab." "Just sitting there?" "It takes six months to approve the testing, five to decide how to test it, and now they're doing nothing?" "That's what you're telling me?" "Martha Coakley is definitely stonewalling this." "Are we having a famine?" "I have teenagers, remember?" "Look, do we even know if Kenny's DNA ever made it to the lab?" "Or if the crime samples are still there?" "It's there." "Have you seen them?" "Why aren't you doing anything about this?" "We call the DA's office every day, and the crime lab, the interns have sent, Iike, 8,000 e-mails." "Interns?" "Jesus, Barry, this is beyond interns!" "It's just gonna take some more time." "Great." "You and your interns take your time while Kenny rots in jail." "Fuck." "Okay." "You shouldn't take it out on Barry." "You're right." "Are you Dr. McGilvray?" "Yes, I am." "Betty Anne Waters." "I need the evidence for my brothers trial sent today." "Excuse me?" "I'm sorry, I'm don't know who..." "The DNA evidence from Kenneth Water's trial.." "Why is it just sitting here?" "We have procedures to follow..." "I 'Il tell you the procedures." "Test the goddamn evidence today and fedex the result to Ed Blake's lab in California," "How hard is that?" "Why don't you" "leave your name and number with Lois here, and someone will..." "So, what is it?" "Martha Coakley's telling you not to do it?" "Excuse me, I have a meeting that I'm late for." "Or is there some promotion you 'Il get if you kiss her butt?" "You can't keep fucking with my brothers life like this!" "You have my name and number." "I called, many times." "Mom, Iet's go!" "We're gonna miss the kick-off!" "BETTY:" "I 'Il be right down!" "Shit." "I forgot my phone!" "(SIGHS)" "When's the Iast time you used it?" "I don't remember." "Can it." "Maybe it 'Il ring." "Yeah." "You check my desk." "RICHARD:" "Okay." "(CELL PHONE RINGING)" "Where's it coming from?" "The COUCH." "Holy shit." "BETTY:" "What?" "He's innocent!" "What?" "Uncle Kenny's innocent!" "It wasn't his DNA." ""Kenneth Waters is eliminated as the source of the male blood.' '" "(KEYS CLANK)" "(SIGHS)" "RICHARDS Oh, my God." "(ALL SHOUTING EXCITEDLY)" "BETTY:" "You guys..." "BEN:" "Oh, my God." "We did it." "You..." "We did it." "We did it." "We did it." "We did it." "BEN:" "We..." "I Iove you guys." "I Iove you." "RICHARD:" "It was all you." "Is this what I think it is?" "Yup." "(BREATH ES DEEPLY)" "Is this for real?" "Yeah." "We did ii." "(CHUCKLING)" "You did it." "You fucking did it." "When am I getting out?" "A few days." "A few days?" "(LAUGHING) I can't wait a few days!" "There's paperwork, Kenny, you can't just walk out of here." "Why not?" "They know I'm innocent!" "Hey." "Do you hear that, motherfuckers?" "Waters." "I'm innocent." "Negative DNA test." "Waters." "Waters." "I'm very happy for you, but take your seat." "Okay." "My baby sister's a fucking genius." "You look great." "They can still kick your ass." "She's getting me out of here." "Sit down and finish your visit." "So when?" "What do you think?" "Monday?" "Tuesday?" "No." "I have to hear back from Barry." "As soon as he reaches Martha Coakley and she vacates the conviction." "Well, you tell Miss Martha fucking Coakley" "I want a shiny new limousine picking me up, with a fully stocked bar!" "(SIGHS)" "You gotta call Mandy for me." "You gotta call her and tell her they know I'm innocent." "I will." "As soon as I get out of here, I will." "Tell her I'm getting out." "Tell her I miss her and I wanna see her." "Will you tell her that?" "I will." "I Iove you, Kenny." "I Iove you." "Mandy, this is yourAunt Betty Anne." "You probably don't remember me, but I really need to talk to you about your dad." "It's very important." "it's nothing bad." "I mean, it's great." "We finally found the evidence that proves he's innocent." "So he wanted me to call you and let you know." "So he thought..." "AUTOMATED VOICES:" "You have zero messages." "(HAMMERING)" "BETTY:" "Hey, you guys hungry?" "I'm gonna throw you a sandwich up." "I've got ham and tuna." "Mom, if you throw a sandwich up here, the roof will cave in." "Very funny." "I 'Il remember that when you wanna bring a girl up here." "At least Uncle Kenny 'Il think it's nice compared to jail." "(CELL PHONE RINGING)" "(PANTING) Barry?" "BARRY:" "Hr." "Thank God!" "I'm going crazy here, and Kenny's going absolutely insane." "I know." "I'm sorry." "Did you reach Martha Coakley?" "Yes." "What'd she say?" "How long is it gonna take?" "There's a problem." "(GLASS SHATTERING) (THUDDING)" "She said..." "Thai there was still enough evidence to try you as an accomplice." "So I'm not getting out?" "Not now." "But.,." "I'm sorry, Kenny." "It's okay." "I can't do this anymore." "Kenny." "Can't" "It's not fair, you know." "It's not fair." "(CRYING)" "I gotta go." "Kenny." "I'm gonna kill that fucking bitch!" "Kenny." "I'm gonna kill her." "Waters." "Sit down." "Kenny." "Kenny, Kenny, listen to me." "We can't give up." "We..." "We have Barry on our side now." "No, no, no." "And we will fight her in court." "Hey, you tell Barry forget it, okay." "We're way past that, little Sis." "Take care of your boys." "You gotta move on. it's over." "It's not over." "It's over, honey." "It's not over." "Why?" "it's over, honey." "(CRYING) Fuck her." "I fucking knew it." "Motherfucker." "Kenny, sit..." "GUARD:" "Waters!" "Motherfucker." "Sit down, or you're out of here!" "Hey, man." "Haven't you heard?" "I'm never getting out of here." "Never." "I'm here forever, man." "Remain down." "Hey, get out of my face, shithead." "Come on, sit down." "I tell you that it's over." "You understand?" "I said, sit down!" "I'm talking to my sister." "Move..." "Visit's over." "KENNY:" "Take your hands off." "BETTY:" "Kenny, Kenny..." "Kenny, don't." "That's not nice..." "Motherfucker." "Kenny!" "Motherfucker." "I told you to stay out of it." "Kenny!" "GUARD:" "Take him down." "BETTY:" "Don't." "KENNY:" "Motherfucker!" "Motherfucker!" "Motherfucking bitch!" "I told you." "Don't." "Didn't I fucking tell you?" "They made fools out of both of us." "They made fools out of both of us," "Betty Anne." "GUARD:" "Settle down now." "We're fucking chumps." "We're fucking chumps." "I told you." "Kenny's in solitary, for Chrissakes!" "Why is everyone congratulating me?" "You proved he's innocent." "Yeah, well, not to Martha Coakley, I didn't." "We 'Il fight her." "We are not going back to court." "Kenny will not survive another trial!" "And I 'Il be damned if we have to prove his innocence all over again just because of that evil bitch." "There won't be atrial if we gather new evidence." "How are we gonna do that?" "Think about it." "The DNA doesn't just prove that Kenny's innocent..." "It proves all those witnesses were lying." "Rosseanna?" "Oh, shit." "ROSEANNA:" "Well, see, what happened was I was threatened, okay?" "Who threatened you?" "Don't I know you from TV?" "Oh, yeah!" "I know!" "You're that famous Jew lawyer." "Roseanna, who threatened you?" "You know, that fucking cop, Nancy Taylor, had it out for Kenny." "She kidnaps me, right?" "Her and this Chief of Police." "And they take me to this room, this hotel, against my will." "That ain't legal." "And they get me drunk." "You know, am I gonna argue?" "And the Chief of Police, he's wanting me to pray with him." "You know?" "So I get down, I pray, for forgiveness, forgiveness..." "Forgiveness for what?" "'Cause they fucking lied, saying they had all this evidence they didn't have, telling me that I'm gonna be an accessory, and threatening to take my daughters away." "I was absolutely, totally sick." "I mean, I puked." "I mean, you should have seen it." "I never seen pictures like that before in my Iife." "Oh, my God." "This is the part." "(TV VOLUME INCREASING)" "Pictures of Mrs. Brow?" "WOMAN ON TV:" "...just happened." "MAN ON TV:" "He's your husband's best friend." "(TV TURNS OFF) Yeah, the pictures." "You know, the fucking pictures." "You know, you've seen them." "She had stab wounds all over her body, and her brains are coming out and everything." "And I just went..." "You know, I went hysterical." "I was hysterical." "And I broke down and, you know, they were talking at me, Iike," ""You want this to happen to you?" "' '" "You know, ' 'You want a fucking murderer walking out on the street?" ""It could happen to anybody." ""Your mother, your kids, you." "" You, meaning me." "So Nancy Taylor said that Kenny could murder you or your mother or your girls?" "Yeah, she fucking did." "That's exactly right." "Excuse my French." "I mean, there was a Iot of thing that wasn't quite right in Denmark." "And I was trying to put it together, I just..." "I mean, I was telling them." "I was, Iike, I was fucking plastered at the time." "I don't remember what Kenny said." "And you 'Il sign this affidavit once we're done?" "(CRYING)" "I can't live like this any longer." "Betty Anne, I'm sorry." "I know I put your brother in there." "I know I did, I did." "I'm sorry." "But I was up against a wall, you know, I was railroad." "I told them Kenny is innocent." "You know?" "Nancy Taylor, she fucking..." "She says, ' 'Once I get my lead, I never let it go.' '" "So, I just need to know, you 'Il sign this affidavit, then?" "Yeah." "So, after we leave here, we 'Il just..." "You can come with us, we 'Il just quickly get it notarized." "(SCOFFS)" "Oh." "What about perjury, then?" "What about perjury?" "Yeah." "If I sign this, then everybody's gonna know I lied before." "What's the statute of limitations?" "I didn't know she could say so many syllables." "I'd Iike to knock out the rest of her teeth." "Taste in women was not one of your brother's strong points." "(DOORBELL RINGS)" "Mandy?" "Yeah." "I'm yourAunt Betty Anne." "You r father's sister." "What do you want?" "Did you get my messages?" "I..." "I gotta go." "I really need to talk to your mother." "She's not home." "Please, your father's innocent." "My father's a murderer." "No." "The DNA test proved he's not." "Wait." "Did she give you his letters?" "He wrote to you every week!" "On (BANGING ON DOOR)" "BETTY:" "He's innocent!" "(CHATTERING ON TV)" "Ma, are the pancakes almost ready?" "BETTY:" "Hey, guys." "Anybody up for a drive?" "RICHARD:" "Any pancakes left back there?" "Oh." "You wanted some?" "(GROANS)" "Richard!" "Give me One." "BEN:" "Forget it, you lose!" "Hey!" "BEN:" "Immature." "Immature." "Hey, come on." "Come on." "You're gonna make me crash." "Here." "One pancake." "Okay." "(SIGHS)" "You guys gonna tell your father this is how I made you spend Christmas?" "Your secret's safe with us," "Besides, we're willing accomplices." "You guys would do this for each other, right?" "If Ben tried to go to law school for me, I'd die an old man in prison." "Don't worry about it, I Wouldn't do it." "You wouldn't?" "I mean, I'd want to help and all, but I don't think I could give up what I really wanted to do." "Which is what?" "Sleep till noon and hang out at the mall?" "Shut up." "What, you'd do it for me?" "Yeah." "I would." "You'd sacrifice your whole life for me?" "When you put it like that..." "Forget n." "You think I sacrificed my whole life?" "It's okay." "Come on." "Hey, give me the gift." "Come on, Iet's go." "Merry Christmas." "Mandy, these are your cousins." "Thanks, but this isn't a good time right now." "BETTY:" "I'm sorry." "Merry Christmas." "Okay, here." "Sorry, I can't take that." "Come on." "BETTY:" "The boys got you a video." "God knows long it 'Il take to approve it." "Do you remember the year they wouldn't let me give you Babe?" "Hey, here we go." "Happy New Year." "We're getting close, everyone!" "ALL:" "Nine, eight, seven, six, five, four "three, two, one... (ALL CHEERING)" "(CAR ENGINE STARTING)" "I'm working." "Please." "MANDY:" "I have this memory where I'm sitting on the kitchen floor and I'm like three or four years old," "and my mom and aunt are talking about Daddy's shirt being covered with blood." "I couldn't figure it out." "You know, I just didn't understand why Daddy's shirt was covered in blood." "It wasn't.." "She lied?" "The DNA proves she did." "Why would she lie like that?" "I don't know, honey, but that's what we need to ask her." "Did he really write me every week?" "For 18 years." "Even when you were just a baby." "Is he getting out ofjail?" "They're not gonna let him out without new evidence." "Why new" "Because people don't like to admit when they've made a mistake." "We need a statement from your mother." "I can't control what she does." "Yeah, I know." "Either could Kenny." "You know, if Massachusetts had the death penalty, your father would be dead by now." "He made that for you." "He's had that on the wall of his cell this whole time." "(DOORBELL RINGS)" "(DOGS BARKING)" "After me and Kenny split up, I had this boyfriend," "Robert." "And he says that we could get money from the cops if we rat on Kenny." "So he goes to Nancy Taylor and says that" "I told him that Kenny confessed to Mrs. Brow's murder." "Nancy Taylor tells Robert he can fuck himself." "And she hauls me in, brings me to this hotel, makes me look at all these gross pictures." "And she says that they can prove I was an accessory," "And that they 'Il take Mandy away." "Hi." "Do you guys have a printer I can use?" "Can you guarantee I won't go to jail if I sign this?" "No." "I can't." "Sign it, Ma." "Martha Coakley, please." "No." "I have Barry Scheck calling and it's urgent." "Ms. Coakley?" "Betty Anne Waters." "Look, Barry's tied up right now, but he wanted me to let you know that Brenda Marsh, your key witness in the Kenneth Waters case, has just recanted her original testimony." "(WHISPERING)" "And we just faxed the affidavit, and so you should be getting it shortly." "Hang on, here's Barry now." "Martha!" "Yeah." "That's something about Brenda Marsh, isn't it?" "Oh, really?" "Listen, I just wanted to give you a heads up while you're deciding whether or not to vacate Kenny's conviction, the folks over at the Boston Globe and the New York Times, they just love this story." "No." "They're all over it." "Yeah, the phone's been ringing." "Yeah." "Great." "AII right Okay, bye-bye." "(CHUCKLING)" "(GATE UNLOCKING)" "(EXHALES)" "JUDGE:" "Are all sides in agreement to vacate the conviction?" "Yes, Your Honor." "Yes, Your Honor." "Yes, Your Honor." "Kenneth Waters, you're free to go." "That's it?" "That's it." "(REPORTERS CLAMORING)" "(CAMERAS CLICKING)" "Hey, those 18 years, man, they're gone. (LAUGHS)" "Right now, I'm..." "How could you possibly thank your sister for what she's done for you?" "I don't know." "How would you thank her?" "it's a good question." "MALE REPORTER:" "Betty, you have any big cases lined up after this?" "No, no, no." "I never really planned on practicing law, so... (LAUGHS)" "Is this for us?" "This is for you." "We chipped in." "Hey." "Kenny, Kenny, Kenny." "KENNY:" "Hey." "What?" "Look who's here." "Where?" "BETTY: it's Mandy." "That's Mandy?" "Yeah." "Go talk to her." "Just two seconds, guys." "Hi." "You're so beautiful." "I'm sorry, I can't just..." "My whole life, I thought..." "Not your whole life." "(INHALES DEEPLY)" "What my mother did to you..." "I'm so sorry." "I'm so sorry." "That's not your fault." "That's not your fault, honey." "Oh, come on, Iet's get out of here." "Come on." "Come on." "KENNY:" "Lake Betty Anne and Kenny." "BETTY:" "Lake Kenny and Betty Anne." "Even if it had taken you another 20 years or so," "I would've been okay." "Another 20 years?" "Jesus." "I would've lost my mind!" "(CHUCKLES)" "No, I mean, you know... (BREATHES DEEPLY)" "Knowing you were out here, working so hard for me," "knowing that you loved me that much."

"The true story of a 17-year-old nymphomaniac" "I don't have any money." "It's not money I want." "You want to" "I have to" "Somebody might come in." "Open up, damn it." "Hold the door shut." " Was I good?" " Oh, God, yes." "You'd better" "Can I see you again?" "What's your phone number?" "Look at her." "What a slut." "What do you want?" "Come with me." "Go with you?" "Are you a hooker?" "No." "I just want you to come with me." "Won' tyou?" "You felt a compulsion to leave with the man... even though you'd just been with the boy?" "Yes." "How's that?" "I was forced against my will." "It would make you sick if you knew the types of men... that I've felt a compulsion to sleep with or suck off." "Dirty old men." "Drunks who can barely stand." "Boys who are barely 15- scared to death." "Junkies who think they're dreaming." "And cruisers from every trashy place in town." "Shut up, Maria!" "Poor thing... having to go through all this just because you feel worthless." "Do you live here in town?" "In a small town?" "There's that damn slut." "She's gonna get it." "Get lost." "You're done picking up guys in here." "You're finished." "Leave him alone, or I'll claw your eyes out." "Bravo, Karin." "Look, there's that cocksucker." "Did she do you?" "No." "You think I'd let a lunatic get near my cock?" "You going home to practice?" "Aren't you through sleeping around in this town?" "Let the girl be." "Didn'tyou hearwhat I said?" "Leave the customers alone or I'll call the cops." "Don't be too late." "Please keep track of the time." "We promise." "Bye, Mom." "Bye, Dad." "Good-bye, girls." "Both girls are equally sweet." "Their age is the only difference." "On the outside, of course, but inside, there's a big difference." "Don't joke about this." "You know they'll cause us trouble." "It's going to be difficult." "It's not funny." "That's true." "Would you like to dance?" "Yes." "Did you have to bring your sister?" "She really gets around." "A friend of mine saw her downtown." "Excuse me." "Can I have one of those pretzels?" "You don't have to bag it." "I'm gonna eat it right away." " Here you go." " Thanks." "Seventy-five cents." "Again?" "I have to." "You can't go on like this." "Everyone knows about you." "Do you have to eat that?" " There are still some who don't." " Where?" "Express train 46 to Flen, Södertälje and Stockholm." "10:34 departure is now leaving." "Please close all doors." " What is it?" " Do you want to help me?" " With what?" " I can't tell you here." " Is this about money?" " No." "I've got a schedule to keep." "Glass Shop Windshields" "What the hell is that hooker doing at Greta's apartment?" "That's no hooker." "She doesn't charge." "How doyou know?" "I just know." "What if I don't want to?" "You will." "What are they doing?" "I can't make out what they're doing." "I'm not planning to figure it out." "Some things are better left to the imagination." "What the heck are you crying for?" "It's terrible." "Awful." "I hate what I do." "Then why do you do it?" "I don't know." "What do you do?" "This." "Did you see the glassworker again?" "No." "And why not?" "He's worthless." "Why is he worthless?" "He liked you." "And anybodywho likes you is worthless, because you yourself are worthless." "How long have you felt you were worthless?" "Since you were a kid?" "No." "Not when I was really young." "I have a sister who's a perfect hypocrite." "She's so good in school it makes me sick." " Are you hungry?" " Yes." "Let's see what we can find." "There's always something, unless the guys have raided the fridge." "...young Sture" "He fought in Duvnäs forest" "And if wings would carry me" "I know where I'd be flown" "Honest Dala farmers" "Shields and helmets did destroy" "We fear no one" "I see many in my army" "Fighting for their first time" "A knight he could become" "Mr. Sten, the brave Sture" "Battled by Brännkyrka village" "And if wings would carry me" "Try to beat that." "I'm going to listen to the girls." "I hear the older one is a bit of a tramp." "She picked up Tvärn in the square the other night." "And carries our banner today" "Then, golden locked He stepped forward" "A youngster of 40 years" "And answered I'll do it" "What nice daughters you have." "We not only sing... we also dance." "Nice, nice." "Keep going." "What the hell can we do?" "Look how the colonel is staring." "He'd be furious." "That whore." "What if he goes further?" "But" "My God." "Look how she's behaving!" "This will cause a scandal." "It's not as bad... as it looks." "Were they upset with you afterwards?" "They were always upset with me." "And condescending." "Like I was nothing." "Who was worse?" "They were both equally bad." "Evar, wake up." "I think she's home." "A lot of whiskey has been disappearing lately." "Where have you been?" "Do you realize what you're doing?" "Answer me, please." "Or is that too much to ask?" "You could have called." "Go to bed, right now." "Move it." " How is she?" " Damned if I know." "She wouldn't answer." "She was drinking whiskey." "Right in front of me." "I'm going crazy." "What do you think she's up to?" "Maybe she takes after her mother." "Not again." " Would you like milk?" " Yes, please." "You don't have to heat it up." "How stupid of me." "So, this compulsion that we've talked about... for sex... is it always the reason that you perform sexual acts?" "That you sleep with somebody." "Or have you ever performed sexual acts for other reasons?" "For your personal enjoyment or something like that?" "Yeah." "A long time ago, when I was 13 years old." "I was in love with a classmate of mine." "Then I did it out of love... out of enjoyment." "Why did it end?" "He caught mewith a drunk in the park... and he hit me." "I got a black eye." "Nobody seemed to care." "Not back then." "No." "Is that the only time you've done it without feeling a compulsion to?" "Yes." "I think it is." "Not the slightest recollection... of Karl XII's Russian campaign." "I'm guessing Anita's tired." "Outcast." "Thank God forthat." "It's the way she behaves." "Does she really take it in her mouth?" "As a matter offact, she does." "Did you get time off?" "Yes." "It worked out." "By the way, how do you know she does?" "Well, it was a good friend of mine." "Not me." "You would never get that from me." " Want some?" " Please." "What's your name?" "I'm new here in town." "Anita." "My name's Per." "You're the one who makes glass sculptures, right?" "I thought I saw you at the glass shop the other day." "That's right." "I get glass fragments from him... that I glue together with invisible glue." "Listen, I actually... need a... model." "I was wondering ifyou'd like to do it." "Did you use a model for these?" "No." "Not exactly." "Admit that the model bit was just a scam." "You just want to fuck, right?" "Well?" " Yes, that's true." " In that case, it's okay." "'Cause I only want to fuck too." "You feel good, Anita." "Anita." "Areyou going to school dressed like that?" "Does she ever go to school?" "You're so childish." "I often have a gap in my schedule." "A gap, that's right." "You ought to be ashamed." "What areyou saying?" "Apologize." "I'm sorry, Mother." "I'll never say it again." "Dad?" "Did Field Marshal Montgomery have an air base in El Alamein?" "Certainly." "Actually, the best pilots ofthe time." "Think about it, my angel." "The so-called Desert Air Force." "Montgomery utilized them at the beginning ofthe battle... to subdue the enemy." "Who was Rommel, Anita?" "Haven't you ever opened your history book?" "You're too old for a spanking." "You're three years older and ought to be ashamed." "Who was Rommel?" "Or can you tell me who Eisenhower was?" "It's an important name that you should know." "Certainly your sister can answer the question." "I'm ashamed of you." "I saw you pick someone up at the station once." " The guy with the yellow overcoat." " You saw that?" "From the train." "It was a long time ago." "You were smart to do it at the station." "You had to, everybody knew you." "It's still difficult." "Even when I find somebody, I don't have anywhere to go." "If you met a guy- a nice guy- wouldn'tyou be able to stay with him?" "That's too bad." "I'll watch myself." "That was beautiful." "I have to go." "Anita." "Sit down." "What I wanted to saywith my song was much simpler." "I like you a hell of a lot." "It was a revelation for me what happened last time." "You're simply wonderful." "Besides, you seem just as lonely as I am." "Anita, stay here with me." "You can live here." "Please do." "I think we need this." "We could convert the extra room into a bedroom." "Anita, sweetheart, stay here with me." "No." "Don'tyou get it?" "You're as worthless as your damn glass sculptures." "But why can't we" "I don't give a damn about you or this shithole!" "Anita, why can't" "What the hell?" "Areyou insane?" "I probably am." "Can I have a copy of Diaries?" " Here you go." " Thanks." " It's $3.50." " Okay." "Express train 46 from Göteborg to Flen, Södertälje and Stockholm... will be arriving shortly on Track 1, Platform 1." "Express train 46 to Flen, Södertälje and Stockholm." "10:34 departure is now leaving." "Please close all doors." "LI QUOR SHOP" "Hey, buddy." " Can you buy something for me?" " Why?" "I can't go in." "I've been barred." "Since they can't sell to you, I can't buy foryou." "Understand?" "Come on." "You just bought three bottles." "You must have been barred for a reason." "Doyou have to be such a prick?" " What are you guys doing?" " What do you think?" "Are you hurt?" "Where's my bag?" "What did he do to you?" "It wasn't him." "It was me." "How come?" "Come with me and we'll clean that up." "Please be quiet." "Put away the sax." "Maria, please be quiet." "It's strange that all the guys disappear when we have to do this kind ofwork." "She's proper." "She thinks she's something special along with the rest ofthe family." "She has a couple of girlfriends that are exactly the same." "They're so silly when they sit around talking that it almost makes you cry." "But on purpose." "And your father?" "He only thinks ofhis career." "He's due for a promotion any day now." "You should hear him when he's scolding me." "Who was Rommel?" "Don't you ever open your schoolbooks?" "What is this compulsion like?" "It's like a craving down here... that I can't resist." "But when it's over, I don't want to see him again." "Ever?" "No." "Never." "That's what made it difficult back home." "I ran out of men." "Haveyou ever considered that your compulsive promiscuity" "What's that?" "Promiscuity." "Looseness." "That it might come from your parents loveless... and degrading behavior towards you." "Yes." "When I feel the compulsion..." "I can't resist it." "So I sleep with a man, suck him off, orjerk him off." "It helps for a while." "Then I begin to regret it." "So I cure that with a new man... which makes me feel regret and self-contempt all over again." "And around and around it goes." "That's what we're going to try to change." " Do you want some more?" " No, thanks." "That's where we sat that first day, remember?" "You tried like hell to get me in bed." "But I held out." " It's a good thing I'm still around, huh?" " Yes, it's good." "Who else would bandage me up?" "Will you dry?" "But it almost went wrong." "Think of me as a doctor." "Otherwise, it won't be long before you reject me as well." "Use your hand instead." "Erik, should it really be a viola in the third movement?" "Come take a look." " What is it?" " Here." "Leif!" "." "Phone!" "Leif!" "." "Hello." "What?" "No." "I can't talk right now." "Where were we?" "It shouldn't be violas in the fourth movement." "Where's the original?" "I'm sick ofher being around here." "We can't rehearse." "She ruins everything." " What has she done?" " Ask the guys." "She doesn't know a thing about music." "She can't even tell Vivaldi from Beethoven." "That's right." "She'd be better at Top 20." "What aboutyou and your damn, Verdi?" "You're all wrong." "It's not always her fault if something breaks." "She's in hell." "She's a rare, authentic nymphomaniac." "And it's not her fault." "She's damaged and needs all the understanding we can give her." "Erik might be right, but leave Leif alone." "Does it hurt?" "It doesn't look too good." "Hold this." "I'll put on a Band-Aid." "You should be happy about that black eye." "Why?" "It proves you're worth something." "How?" "The boys are so crazy aboutyou, they forgot both Haydn and Vivaldi." "The girls went nuts." "I hadn't thought of that." "No, you hadn't thought of that." "Like a lot of other things." "There we go." "If you can go without food for a while, we can do some good." "Not like that." "Is that how it's done in the colonel's home?" "No." "Not today." "You know I likeyou." "Come on." "Thanks." " What doyou think about this?" " I don't know." "Nobody does." " But it's a good thing to try." " We have to try." "Not a lot of passersby." "Come on." "STOP PANTING START PLAYI NG" "Check the list to see how manywe have left." "There are only three left." "Can't we forget about this for a while?" "Aren'tyou hungry?" "I'm starving." "This picnic was a great idea." "Not too bad, eh?" "It's nice to get away for a while." "Look at that cabin." "You're all musicians." "Can'tyou sing a little?" "No, we're off today." "Look how beautiful it is there." "Can we stop there on the hill?" "Can we stop?" "That looks great." "Can we drive up there?" "Look what I found." " Those are protected." " You picked blue windflowers." "You're not allowed to pick those." "They're to be left alone." "You can pick the white ones." "We're gonna have a talk while you guys set up." "We're rehearsing, Maria." "Really?" "Rehearsing." "Rehearsing." " They don't want any." " You never asked." "I didn't have time." "I started reading up on this after I metyou." "There are many different kinds of nymphomania." "The word nymphomaniac is actually often misused." "People use it for almost any woman who has a healthy sex life." "But" "Where's Leif?" "Did you ask him?" "Leif, doyou want some tea?" "Leif?" "He's not listening." "Then I can have another sandwich." "Where was I?" "That's right." "The word is misused." "The only thing that indicates a true case of nymphomania... is compulsive promiscuity." "Then there are different reasons for becoming a nymphomaniac." "There are physical reasons... and, as in your case, psychological reasons." "How do you know so much about this?" "I've been reading about it." "It's part of my psychology studies." "Don'tyou ever get tired?" "Ifyou're not interested, you don't have to pay attention... but it's important for Anita, understand?" "Where was I?" "That's right." "One common cause of nymphomania is the inability to have an orgasm." "Do you have orgasms?" "No." "You're not alone." "History is full of women who became nymphomaniacs for that same reason." "Theodora and Messalina." "Catherine the Great." "How were they cured?" "They weren't." "But now there are ways." "And in your case, I thought I would use something... called rational emotive behavior therapy." "Erik, could you translate that?" "There's no betterword for it." "It's rather simple." "We can call it the inherited method." "The point is to show the rebellious... that they hurt themselves through their rebellion." "Your nymphomania is a rebellion againstyour parents." "It only worsens your relationship with your parents... gives you additional remorse, and creates further compulsions... that your parents dislike, and so on." "But how doyou intend to cure me?" "By talking with you every day... and by giving you homework." "Homework?" "What do you mean?" "You have to- no matter how" "one way or another, as soon as possible... you have to have an orgasm." "Friends, I found a beautiful girl this afternoon." "Her name is Anita." "And she'll do it all for free." "Swedish girl." "This is the fifth night she's been gone." "She's spending the night with one ofher boyfriends of course." "She can stay there." "I hope Erika never gives us any problems." "Damn it." "What do you want?" "What do you want?" "No!" "Stop it!" "Stop it!" "Stop it!" "Let go of me!" "Damn pig." "Put those on." "I don't know whether to laugh or cry." "But laughing is always healthier." "So you mean six Spaniards and Italians... who also are drug dealers" "Now I've heard it all." "Society condemns anyone who is sexually different." "Society discriminates against anyone who deviates from the norm." "That might be a new definition for equality." "Erik, have you ever thought about this foryour dissertation?" "You could present the case from beginning to end." "It's possible, but" "Do you think she's healthy enough... that she's come far enough" "Thatyou could go to bed with her without risk?" "Areyou in love with her?" "Of course I'm in love." "Only theoretical interest." "Go to hell!" "There, there." "Don't cry." "Everything will be all right." "You really didn't know those men?" "No." "I was only there one night." "Did you sleep with all ofthem?" "I'm so unhappy." "Kiss me." "Are you there, Agnes?" "I'm leaving now." "Yes." "I'm leaving now also." "No, not here." "You should have something to eat." "We'll go to my place." "Get dressed." "Hurry up." "I'm named, Agnes, after Indra's daughter... according to my father, who was a teacher in Skövde." "I'm ashamed, Anita." "You're giving me an orgasm." "It should be the otherway around." "You need the release." "Can you tell that I like you?" "I want to make love to you." "I feel that you want me to." "You're so wet." "Feel." "How come you're called Anita?" "According to the paperwork, your name is Anna." "That's what my parents wanted to call me." " Good crowd, huh?" " Yes." "Erik understood the whole truth." "He realized I couldn't help it." "Haveyou heard this one?" "Two old men are out fishing." "They're fishing like crazy, and one ofthem loses his false teeth." "So his buddy tells him that he'll try to bring them up on his line." "So he's trying like crazy... and the guy who's missing his teeth says" "Put a piece ofsnapper on that line, those teeth'll sink right into it." " He was very nice to me." " Why didn't you stay with him?" "I was so ashamed of what I'd done that I couldn't stay." "What did you do?" "I slept with men." "I'm a nymphomaniac." "It's compulsive." "You should work at one of those sex clubs where they entertain men." "No, I can't." "I don't want to." "Chris." "I don't want to." "The urge is gone." "Don't grab me." "I don't like it outside of work." "Don't get upset." "I'll speak to Ulrika so we can do a show together." "You'd like that, right?" "She's good." "The girl who did it before now performs with a guy." "Has anybody seen my outfit?" "It was right here." "Where have you hidden it?" "Take a look at this and see if you can see anything." "You have to sit down oryou won't see anything." "Does this look good?" "Looks great." "Much ado about nothing." "Hey, this is serious business." "Our pussies are our livelihood." "Maybe foryou." "Not me." "See what" "Hey, give me a second." "What doyou think, darling?" "What?" "Can you help me?" "What's deadly serious for me is just a game to her." "You want to see my pussy, darling?" "I said, "Do you want to see my pussy. "" "See, he wants to." "Somebody's waiting for you." "Erik, I think we can be together now." "I know, Lundberg said the same thing." " Who's Lundberg?" " My psychology professor." "He thought the risk was over." "I love you." "You're insane." "Not here." "What terrible weather." " It's a flood out there." " Only the ark is missing." "You're soaked." "Let's take off our coats." "Will you take mine also?" "Strange..." "I've waited for this for so long, and now I barely dare to." " It's the first time." " What?" "It's my first time." "Kind of." "Virgin." "Areyou happy?" " Was it good?" " Yes." "And for you?" "I love you." "What areyou thinking?" "Imagine that Lundberg understood this." " Not as well as I." " No." "Let's go home and tear down the walls of Jericho." " They're sleeping, right?" " Then let's wake them." "That's good." "Conversations at night are like telegrams." "You underline what's said." "I'm sure it's needed." "Come." "Look." "They changed it." "Come here." "Fantastic." "They've locked themselves up." "They've locked me out." "I'm free." "Come." " Did you see the church?" " Yes." " It's beautiful." " And old." " Do you want to look at it?" " Yes." "What happened to Mary Magdalene?" "Afterwards?" "That's not Mary Magdalene." "Let's see." "It is" "Margaret is her name." "I know that." "But what happened?" "She was gathered into the bounty of the Lord."

"Self isn't something you find." "It's something you create." "The more action you take, the more progress you make." "Self isn't something you find." "It's something you create." "The more action you take," "The more progress you make." "Self isn't something you find." "It's something you create." "The more action you take, the more progress you make." "Self isn't something you find." "It's something you create." "Okay, the lady in red... guess." "She's, um..." "Allergic to perfume." "It's..." "It's a good guess." "She just sneezed." "She's having an affair." "Next?" "Hold on." "Having an affair?" "You made that up." "Not at all." "If you look closely, she has a very peculiar..." "My attitude towards life determines life's attitude towards me." "You got a job to do, you do it right." "Stop." "Put your hands in the air now." "Oh." "Make a federal case out of it, why don't you?" " Drop it." "Drop the blanket." " Your hands, sir." "Both hands." "That's gratitude for you." "Hey!" "Put your hands above your head!" "I bring you a gift, and this is how I'm treated?" "What gift?" "I dragged, uh, three blocks." "Jane..." "Pupils are dilated." "Are you on drugs, mister, uh..." "Resnick." "Carl Resnick." "I don't do drugs." " Crack is whack." " Steady pulse." "Steady as a rock" " for someone that dragged a body three blocks." " Hey." "Let me handle this, Jane." "I'll do it." "So this is a gift, huh?" "Is that why you brought her here to us?" "Her?" "Them." "There's more than one?" "It's a whole bagful, fella." "What do you need, glasses?" "A bagful of what?" "Potatoes." "Potatoes." "I'm supposed to deliver them to the police." " You are the police, right?" " Near enough." "He's a perfect subject." " Subject?" " For implanting a suggestion." "He's hypnotized." " He's lying." " Is he?" "Oh, given that the girl he dragged in here dead is not actually a bag of spuds like he says, then yeah." "Well, it's not lying if he believes it." "Okay." "Thank you." "So, Carl," "Why would you bring a bag of potatoes to the police?" "Uh, I..." "I don't..." "I..." "I can't..." "Potatoes to cops?" "Potatoes." "Not doughnuts, but potatoes." "Did someone tell you to do it?" " Yes!" "Yes." " Who?" "Uh..." "I can't remember." "Try." "I'm trying." "What if I told you it wasn't potatoes?" "That in fact, it was a dead girl you were dragging around?" "You have a twisted sense of humor." "Here's proof, Carl." "What do you see there?" "Potatoes." " He is crazy." " Nope." "Just hypnotized." "Oh, come on." "Hypnosis is just a way to connect to the imagination rather than the conscious mind." "The mind will accept whatever the imagination creates, however bizarre." "Hypnotism is what you use against my explicit orders to get witnesses to tell the truth." "It's a little different than convincing somebody that a dead girl is a sack of vegetables." "Different in scale." "Well, he doesn't look like he's in a trance or anything." "Neither did Minelli when I hypnotized him to stop smoking." "The subject acts normally except inside the suggestion." "Carl's suggestion is to have this very powerful hallucination and to forget who did this." "Whoever hypnotized him, I gotta say... good." "Good enough to hypnotize Carl into killing a girl?" "Well, that depends on whether deep down," "Carl really wanted to kill a girl." "But he's hypnotized." "Uh, no suggestion in the world can make you do something against your moral character, against your true will." "A hypnotized saint is still a saint." "Not that he's a saint." "Uh, so if Carl's a killer, he can be hypnotized to kill." " Otherwise..." " Otherwise the hypnotist killed the girl and framed Carl for it." "Rigsby." "So is Carl a killer?" "What did we find out about him?" " He sells cars, boats, stuff like that." " And you know this how?" "Well, he's very well-mannered, a little over-groomed, too badly dressed to be gay, so salesman." "He works a dealership over on Fulton." " Oh." "Does he have a record?" " Not even a parking ticket." "He's a good boy, obeys authority... a perfect subject for a trance." "He's all soft and squishy and malleable." "Well, can you fix him with a trance or whatever?" "Make him remember what happened?" "Well, I could try, but without knowing the trigger, it'll be like you and I playing Marco Polo in the Atlantic." "It'll take forever, and you get all pruny." "Easier just to find the hypnotist and ask him." "Got an I.D. on the victim." "Her fingerprints were on file with the school board." "She's Mary Beth Hendrix, 27." "Her sister's on the way from the airport now." "Yes." "Mm, that's Mary Beth." "She, uh..." "Someone shot her?" "Gunshot wound to the head." "I'm sorry." "The coroner says she died instantly." "I can't believe it." "She was fine when I left." "You live together?" "Um, yeah." "Two country girls in the big city." "I didn't want to come here, but Mary Beth said she'd take care of me." "Mm." "That's funny, huh?" "Lindsay?" "Your trip to San Francisco?" "Yeah." "Um, just overnight, for work." "I had just landed when you called." "Mary Beth's an elementary school teacher, right?" "Um, she was, yeah." "But last year I got her a job where I work, at the model life centre downtown." "Mary Beth was the boss' assistant." "And I'm an event planner." "I help the doctor plan N.L.P. seminars around the country." "What's N.L.P.?" "Neuro-linguistic programming." "Uh, well, "sneaky ways to influence people"" "doesn't sound quite as catchy." "Well, Dr. Daniel changes lives." "Royston Daniel?" "Yes." "He's the best." "Uh-huh." "Who's Royston Daniel?" "Dr. Royston Daniel is one of the country's preeminent hypnotherapists." "Mary Beth is dead?" "Oh, my god." " You knew Mary Beth then?" " Sure." "I-I met her at the model life centre." "I'm taking Dr. Daniel's N.L.P. Course, to help me be a better salesman." "Did you spend a lot of time with Mary Beth?" "At the Monday class... uh, I didn't understand the exercise." "Mary Beth spent her whole lunch explaining it to me." "She's a great teacher." "Patient, you know?" "Even with a dope like me." "So now do you remember who hypnotized you?" "I got nothing." "I'm sorry." "Mary Beth..." "What happened to her?" "We should go take a look at Daniel" " and this model life centre." " Let's bring Carl." " What for?" " Uh, it's where the hypnotists are." "Oh." "Carl is still our prime suspect in this." "We can't use him as bait." "Well, as long as we don't lose him or break him, then what's the problem?" ""get what you want from whoever you want"... scam." "Not to mention bad grammar." "Neuro-linguistic programming is not a scam." "It's the science of willpower and persuasion and communicating more deeply." " A way to better your life." " Yeah, scam." "A scam that can better your life." "Ooh, deep." "You two stay here." "Good afternoon." "My name is Dr. Royston Daniel, and I'm gonna teach you the secrets of neuro-linguistic programming." "Many of you may not fully believe in the power of trance, but I promise, you will." "Excuse me, young man." "This is not the moment." "I'm s..." "Wake." "What's going on?" "Dr. Daniel, what happened?" "Ladies and gentlemen, a round of applause for Mike here for being such a good sport." "You're all here because you want something." "You want power or you want money, you want love, you want..." "I..." "I want a quick word with you privately." "I'm in the middle of something right now." "Oh, it's very important." "It's about your boat." "My boat?" "I don't have a boat." "No, it's on fire." "Rick, get security, would you..." " Look, sir, I don't know what..." " sir?" "Your assistant Mary Beth has been murdered." "California Bureau of Investigation." "We'd like to speak with you." "You're gonna have to... excuse me, folks." "Um, my associate, Mr. Rick Tiegler, will conduct the seminar from here on in." "I hope to see you again soon." "Okay." "Good." "Uh..." "As dr." "Daniel has shown, trance is incredibly powerful." "We're gonna teach you how to unleash that power for yourselves." "Let's start by relaxing with a few simple breathing exercises." "Then we're gonna show you how to supercharge your life." "How does that sound?" "How does that sound?" "Hi, Dr. Daniel." "Carl, is this the man who hypnotized you?" " Let's have a look at those eyes." " Hey." "Jane." "Do you know this man?" "Well, his face is familiar." "Is he one of my students?" "Mm..." "No." "Rigsby, speak to Dr. Daniel." "Take Jane with you." "Carl and I are gonna go back to the seminar." "That way, I know he won't get lost or broken." " Can we use your office?" " Yes, this way." "I'll catch up." "This is terrible." "Poor girl." "I had a bad feeling when she didn't come in this morning." "It's not like her to disappear." "Did she have any, uh, pr... problems lately?" "Bad breakup?" "Anybody who might wanna hurt her?" "Um, I..." "I wouldn't know." "Mary Beth's personal life was her own." "She was brought in to us by Carl Resnick out there." " He was hypnotized to think she was a big bag of potatoes." " Hmm." "Strong stuff." "That's an old shot." "Who could have done that?" "Oh, very few people have the talent" " to create a trance that powerful." "Very few." " Other than you, of course." "Hmm." "Where were you last night between midnight and 6:00?" "Oh." "Wait now." "You think I killed Mary Beth?" " Did you?" " Well, maybe I need a lawyer here." "Maybe." "I wouldn't have a clue." " Rigsby, is he gonna need a lawyer?" " Uh, Dr. Daniel, tell us about your students." "Uh, what kind of people want to get whatever they want" " from whoever they want?" " Who... who wouldn't want to make their life better?" "Using trance as a tool," "N.L.P. can help everyone from insomniacs, soccer moms, to high-powered executives, smokers, the weight-challenged." "Anyone who wants to improve his life." "And control the lives of others?" "Some of my students want to sell to their customers better or make people like and respect them." "There's nothing wrong with that." "Right?" "Oh." "Excuse me." "Uh, Royston, I just have the files for the, uh, advance work" " for the seminar in San Francisco." " Lindsay, you came in." "Yeah." "I just had to keep busy, you know?" "Well, thanks." "But you don't belong here." "Not today." "Whatever this is can wait." "It's not important." "What?" "I'm, uh, otherwise occupied, as you can see." "Go home." "Grieve." "Don't worry about us." "We'll survive." "Take care of you." "Right." "Sorry." "This was, uh..." "It was a bad idea." "Sorry." "I'm sorry." ""take care of you" ..." "That's the smoothest blowoff I've heard all day." "I have a question for you guys... are you feeling it?" "Yes!" " Are you feeling it?" " Yeah!" "Are you guys feeling it?" "Yeah!" "All right." "Now I'm gonna talk to you guys individually, okay?" "And I may ask one or two of you to come up on stage and help me." " Would you do that?" "Would you come on stage and help me?" " Yeah!" " What are you doing here?" " What do you want me to do here?" "Uh, I'm sorry." "I actually thought you were someone else." "Sir?" "I'll be right back." "Mr. Tiegler!" "Stop!" "Mr. Tiegler!" " Didn't like the class?" " Cuffs." "Looks like I caught the mystery hypnotist." "Got what you want from who you want." "N.L.P. stuff seems to work." "Come on." "Buddy, come on." "Come on, man." "Let's go." "I'm not talking about Carl." "I don't know anything about him." "Okay." "Let's talk about your job." "Agent Rigsby asked around at the center." "Everyone says you're Dr. Daniel's number one guy." "I'm proud to assist Dr. Daniel." "I'm good at what I do." "That's what the model life is all about." "If anyone could put the hex on Carl Resnick, it's you." "I wouldn't say that." "No." "Did you ever try your stuff on Mary Beth Hendrix?" "I'm not talking about her either." "Are you a drinker, Rick?" "Would you like one now?" "Are you offering?" "No." "I'm not a drunk." "I'm just under a lot of stress." "I understand." "Were you drunk when you killed Mary Beth?" " I didn't." " That's right." "You didn't." "But if something happened when you were drunk, that means you had diminished capacity." "It means you're not responsible like you normally would be." " Yeah?" " Yeah." "Yeah, I know that." "Well, is that how it was?" "Maybe, uh, I don't really know." "Tell me what happened." "Yesterday I kind of asked Mary Beth out." "She said no." "Actually, she said no way..." "In hell." "So last night you were mad, maybe went to a bar to forget." "Yeah, I kind of hoisted a few." "Dozen." "But I mean, come on." "Every... everybody needs to let off a little steam, right?" "I lasted till about 1:00," "And then I..." "I kind of blacked out." "And then when I woke up," "It was 5:00 a.m. And I was in Mary Beth's living room." "I was standing over her body..." "And I was holding a gun." "I could smell the powder, but..." "I was just standing there, as calm as could be." "So you killed her?" "Yeah, I guess I did." "But like you said, I'm..." "I'm not responsible." "And after you killed her, that's when you decided to use your skills to frame Carl Resnick?" "We'd been partners in a trance exercise, and I'd put him under a couple of times." "After that, it just gets easier, especially with someone like Carl." "He's such a cream puff." "What did you think would happen when Carl dragged a murdered girl's body to the cops?" "Did you think Carl was getting out of there alive?" "Well..." "Rick, we're charging you with the murder of Mary Beth Hendrix." "Stay put." " Really?" " Really." "Be with you in just a sec." "Oh, hey, boss." "Has Cho searched Tiegler's place yet?" "He's getting a warrant now." "I just finished up with the student interviews." " How's it going here?" " Yeah, a couple more teachers to go, but, uh, so far nobody knows anything about Mary Beth or Tiegler." "I can't believe Rick killed Mary Beth." "Do you think Dr. Daniel will set up a place to make donations in her name?" " A charity for a school would be good." " He's still here?" "Yeah." "I've been helping Agent Rigsby parse the sub modalities" " of the teachers' language patterns." " Translating their double-talk..." ""reframing," "pacing,"" "uh, "representational systems."" "I don't get half of what these guys say." "What are you doing?" "What?" "Uh, nothing." "Are you mimicking me?" "It's called modeling." "You, uh, model yourself on your subject." "Subject?" "You're not trying this NLP crap on me." "No." "Sort of." " You said this would establish a rapport." " Well, it needs work." "I'm going back to the office." "Come and see me when you're done." "I don't believe this NLP stuff works at all." "You will." "No pineapple on this one." "Mmm." " Oh, no, thanks." " You have to." " It's tradition." "The case is closed." " Mm." "Mm?" "There's no mm on this one." "An hour ago, we found the gun that killed Mary Beth" "In Tiegler's apartment with Tiegler's prints on it." "Plus, you know, the confession." "Didn't Rick Tiegler's blackout strike you as weird?" "Well, he got drunk." "He blacked out." "He killed someone." "Who hasn't been there?" "I'm kidding." "Tiegler came out of a drunken stupor" "Standing upright over a body" "Instead of facedown in a pool of vomit." "It sounds more like a trance than a blackout." "Somebody hypnotized Tiegler into killing Mary Beth" "And hypnotizing Carl?" "It's possible." "I didn't eat all this cheese and grease for nothing." "This cased is closed." "You're just seeing suggestion everywhere, Jane." " You're too suggestible." " Mm." " Oh, right, too much of a control freak for that?" " Hmm." "Pot meet kettle." "Kettle, pot." "Hi." "Agent Lisbon," "I'm, uh, here for my sister's effects from our apartment." " Agent Rigsby'll help you." " Thank you." "Miss Hendrix, quick question." " Do you believe Rick Tiegler killed your sister?" " Jane." "Actually, uh, I kinda don't." "How did you know?" "Why don't you come to my office?" " I..." "I'm so sorry." " It's okay." "It's fine." "Control freak." "I'm so sorry to be bothering you guys." "I..." "What exactly is your concern, Lindsay?" "Yeah, it's just..." "it's been nagging at me," "But, um, did, um, did Rick say how he got into our apartment?" "No." "He said he was blacked out." "Why?" "Mary Beth... she really disliked him." "I mean, really, really disliked him." "I can't imagine" " She would just open the door and let him into our place." " Well, he couldn't have broken in." "The BFS report says the front door was undamaged." "I don't get it." "I mean, we had a dead bolt and a peephole." "Mary Beth was all security-conscious" " Ever since she and Royston got mugged." " She and Dr. Daniel?" "Yeah, when he took her to Maui for the weekend." " Some kids... they mugged them." "It was awful." " She and Dr. Daniel were dating?" "For six months now." "I thought he told you." "And voila?" " Would you excuse us for a minute?" " Yeah." "Daniel told us Mary Beth was just his assistant." " He didn't know anything about her private life." " So Daniel lied to us." "Why?" " Well, embarrassment, fear, privacy..." " Guilt maybe." "It's probably nothing, but it is a loose end." "That Tiegler's defense attorney could hang us with." "We better go pick up Daniel." "If we walk, you could burn some case-closed pizza calories." "Cute." "Go inside and find out everything" " About her sister's relationship with Daniel." " Okay." "Hey, Lindsay." "I want you to tell me exactly when Mary Beth started dating Dr. Daniel." "No, um, Royston would never hurt Mary Beth," "Not in a million years, if that's what you're thinking." "I really am quite busy, you know." "We'll have you back here very soon, doctor." " If you could just tell me what this about..." " Just a few questions." "That's all." "Yes, a few questions about what?" "I'm not sure, sir." "I won't be the one asking." "Oh, come on, agent." "Just a hint." "You know, you're far too pretty to be so solemn." "Ah, the curse of the pretty girl." "You've been told you're gorgeous since you were 12 years old," "And now you can't bear to hear what most women long for." "I have a job to do." "That's all." "Are you really that tough?" "I didn't think so." "You don't know anything about me." " No?" " No." "You're ambitious," "More than you'll let anyone see." "A girl from nowhere will desperate to make it big," "But you worry that you'll always be small town, small-time," "You haven't got what it takes," "And that's why you're so shut down to everything but this job." "Dr. Daniel?" "No offense, but I've been working with Patrick Jane" "For nine months now." "You want to get under my skin?" "You're gonna have to up you're game." "Shall we?" "I'll tell you again, Agent Cho." "I wasn't sleeping with my assistant." "The assistant's sister says different, doctor." "Then she's lying or misled somehow." "In November, the two of you didn't go to Paris for a week?" "On business, yes." "I travel extensively, teaching." "The same story for 23 minutes now." "Maybe he's telling the truth." "Maybe it's Lindsay Hendrix who's lying." "No, this one's lying." "Notice how he can't break eye contact?" "I'll get the truth out of him." "Look, agent Cho, I came here out of courtesy." "Now if there's nothing new, I'd like to go." " Hey, Cho." "May I?" " Sure." "Dr. Daniel, tell the truth." "You'll feel better." "Trust me." "I'd like to go now." "Rigsby, hey!" "Whoa!" "All right, all right, we were together." " We'd been dating since September, okay?" " It feels better, doesn't it?" " Agent Rigsby, outside." "Come on." " You broke my nose, you crazy bastard." " Dude, I'm fine." "This is ridiculous." " Gun and badge." " Boss, come on." "I..." " now!" "Damn it, Wayne." "Do you understand what you just did?" "Oh, dear." "I know." "No." "No, this." "No." "No way." "Yeah, afraid so." "He's been hypnotized." "Oh, dear." " Oh, I've been hypnotized, have I?" " Mm-hmm." "You're gonna make me do embarrassing things," " Pretend like I'm Tina Turner or something?" " You wanna be like Tina Turner?" "Jane, trust me." "I'm not hypnotized." "I feel fine, totally normal." " Normally you don't break the noses of suspects." " What... what are you talking about?" "I just questioned the guy." "Do you think this could be psychological?" " Some sort of psychotic break?" " No, hypnosis." "That's all." "I thought you couldn't hypnotize somebody" " Against this moral character." " Rigsby has a brutal streak." "If you didn't know, now you know." "It's not an uncommon trait" " in those that choose to go into police work." " I'm calling a shrink anyway." "No, wait." "Deeply hypnotized subjects" "Are very suggestible and have very little inhibition." "Rigsby, do me a favor." "Close your eyes." "Please." "Now relax." "Don't tell me, but think about it..." "Think about what you most want to be doing right now." "You can do anything you like in the whole world." "What are you gonna do?" "I want you to open your eyes and do it." "Do whatever you like." "Oh, yeah." "That's what I'm talking about." "Huh." "Okay, he's hypnotized." "Well, unhypnotize him." " You sure?" " Do it." "I can't." "The hypnotist uses a specific trigger" "To induce a trance." "Unless I know that trigger, I can't get him out." " I have to go." " Where do you have to go to?" " I can't tell you." "I'll see you later." " Rigsby, no." " No, no." "This is good." "This is very good." " He's not a guinea pig." " Rigsby, stay here." "That's an order." " I'm sorry, boss." "I have to go." "Hey, Rigsby, you can't leave." "You can't." "You're not well." "Cho, stop messing around." "I'm fine." "Hey!" "Talk to him, Grace." "He'll listen to you." "Rigsby." "Please stay." "Please?" "Okay." "But not for long." "Come on." "Come sit with me." "Okay." "Rigsby didn't talk to Tiegler, did he?" " Nope." " So Tiegler didn't do this." "Maybe he didn't kill Mary Beth either." "It looks like you're right." "Rick Tiegler was put in a trance by the real killer" " And thought he just blacked out." " And the same person put Rigsby under." "We need to question everybody Rigsby interviewed" " At the NLP Center and anyone else he talked to." " It has to be Dr. Daniel, right?" " He's the only one with the chops to do this." " And plus he lied about sleeping with the victim." "No, no, no." "Whoa, whoa." "Why would he want Rigsby" " To smack his own face into a table?" " Although why would anyone else want Rigsby" " To smack Daniel's face into the table?" " My guess?" "The smacking of the face into the table..." "Unintended side effect of a deeper hypnotic command." " Command to do what?" " There's the rub." "Let's find out." "I do not need this right now." "Jane's off doing his thing?" "Yes, and I should be with him." "What the hell happened?" "Tiegler got off on bail just like that?" "No record and he's not a flight risk." "Plus, it's Judge Milton." "He set the bail at $50,000." " $50,000 for an accessory to murder charge?" " Well, that's the thing." " A.D.A. dropped it to obstruction." " A deal?" "I was not consulted." "Me neither." "Tiegler found some juice somewhere." "Got a defense attorney from Horton Fleer, whole nine." " Find out about Tiegler's bail." " All right." "Hello, agents." "Nice day, huh, to be walking free in the world?" "You need supervision." "We think you might have been hypnotized" " by Mary Beth's killer." " Really?" "That's your play?" " You could be in danger, sir." " You're the danger, lady." "You threw me down a marble staircase." " Look at this bruise." " No, thanks." "Mr. Tiegler, what if I'm right?" "What if you were hypnotized to take the blame for Mary Beth's murder, and the killer" " is still out there?" "That would make you a loose end, right?" " You cops will try anything, won't you, to make me doubt myself?" "You and my mother." "Well, it's not gonna work." "I'm living the model life." "You have a very good day, Agent Lisbon," "And try not to bruise anyone." "Tiegler's bond?" "Tiegler didn't post it." " Who did?" " The Model Life Centre, incorporated." " Really?" " Yep." " Look into it." " Okay." "I gotta get back." "Why are we here?" "I wanted to bring him somewhere where he felt safe, relaxed, something that brought him back to his childhood, before he started getting hurt." " Hurt by who?" " Yeah, hurt by who?" "Well, whoever." "Uh, none of my business." "Here we are." "Please, have a seat." " Nobody hurt me, okay?" " Jane, don't upset him." "I know what I'm doing." "Are you still on this hypnosis kick?" " I'm telling you, you're wrong." " Rigsby, I'm gonna have to ask you to trust me, okay?" "Try and trust me." "I'm gonna help you break this trance." "No one's gonna hurt you, okay?" "Bring you back to your normal self." "You'd like that, wouldn't you?" " You've got it wrong." " Maybe so." "I mean, everybody makes mistakes, don't they?" "That's life, huh?" "Ups and downs." "Look at those swings..." "Up... and down." "Up... and down." "That's life." "Relax into it." "Nothing to worry about." "Up... and down." "Up... and down." "Up..." "And down." "How are you feeling?" "Good?" "Tingling in your hands?" "Buzzing?" " Tingling, I guess, a little." " That's good." "Now you're watching those swings." "Up... and down." "Up... and down." "Let yourself drift away." "Feel the tension release..." "Watching the swings." "You're doing it all on your own." "That's very good." "All on your own." "Now I have to find the hypnotic trigger." "It could be visual, auditory or physical." "Watching the swings." " Dude, don't feel me up, man." " Deep breathing." "Breathe in." "Feel the breath." "Feel the breath out." "In..." "And out." "That's good." "Jane, stop." " What?" " Just..." "Just stop." "Okay?" "I got a splitting headache." "Just..." "You're just breathing, Rigsby." "Just breathing." "No one is hurting you." "No, you are." "You're hurting me." "Stop it!" " Stop doing your stuff on me!" " Your reaction is part of the suggestion." "It's a built-in defense mechanism" " to stop me trying to help you." " Rigsby, let Jane help you." "Stop." "I..." "I've gotta get to..." " I..." "I've gotta go!" "I've gotta get out of here." " Wayne!" "Wayne, stop!" "He's in too deep." "If you try to stop him, he'll probably hurt you." "Hello, Dr. Daniel." "Agent Rigsby?" "Thank god you're here." "Help me." "Shut up, Royston." "Wayne, thank you for coming." "Thank you for helping me." "Well, I had to come." "I know." "Hey, Lindsay." "I want you to tell me exactly when Mary Beth started dating Dr. Daniel." "No, uh, uh, Royston would never hurt Mary Beth," "If that's what you're thinking." "Not in a million years." "This is just routine." "Relax." "We'll be done in no time." "I will." "I'll relax." "I feel very relaxed with you, Wayne." "Very safe." "Very safe and relaxed sitting next to you." "I feel like I could tell you anything..." "Anything at all." "Let me tell you about Dr. Daniel." "I know." "And don't worry." "Everything's gonna be fine now." "Agent Rigsby." "Agent, I want you to relax and listen very carefully to the sound of my voice." "You've got to listen to me, for God sake!" "You've gotta..." "I was so in love with you, you arrogant bastard." "And all you wanted was Mary Beth." "That stupid cow!" "And I thought that if I could finally get rid of her, that you would see me and love me for who I am!" "But you were in San Francisco when Mary Beth was murdered." "Yeah, but they have these things called rental cars." "Then I drove up there and I did the deed, and then I hypnotized that Skeezebag Rick to take the blame for it." "Got back just in time to catch my flight." "And then when I got off the plane," "I thought that Royston and I would finally be together, that he would see me for the gifts that I have." " But he didn't see you." " No, he didn't." " It's hard when they don't see you." " What a moron I was." "What a moron." "I came to you, and you said to me," ""Oh, it's not important." "We'll do fine without you." "Go home."" "Do you remember that?" "Look at me!" "And I knew in that moment" "That you would never love me." "Never." "So now you're gonna die." "Rigsby..." "He hurt me." "He hurt me, Rigsby." "You love to protect women, don't you?" "I saw how you looked at that red-haired agent." "Grace." "Her name's Grace." "Wayne, I need your protection right now." "I need your help with a special job." " You'll help me, won't you?" " Sure." "What do you need me to do?" " I need you to take..." " Hello, Rigsby." "Hey, is that..." "Venus or Mercury?" "Hansel and Gretel had bread crumbs." "I had Rigsby." "I knew he'd lead me to the guilty one, so I put a tracking device in his pocket." "Bingo." "Smart..." "Except for the part where I have the gun." "Oh, I have a gun, too." "Lisbon?" "Drop the weapon!" "So predictable." "Rick!" "You should put the gun down now." "Oh, for heaven's sake." "Drop the weapon, agent Lisbon." "Tiegler, this is your first day out on bail." "Don't do this." "Shut up!" "I said drop it!" "Best do as she says." "Oh, I'm impressed, Lindsay." "There's not three people in the world that could've done an induction on a cop." "But Rigsby's guard was up when he was with Dr. Daniel and Carl." "And you?" "You just crept through the cracks, you sneaky little mouse." "Well, I was never the sparkling, vivacious one." "That was Mary Beth." "And all the boys loved her, never me..." "Until I went to work for Dr. Daniel." "Then I realized I have a talent for reaching people's unconscious." "People let their defenses down with me." "They trust me." "Finally, I was worth something." "Finally, I'm in control." "Look around yourself." "Are you in control now?" "All these people here have to die." "That's not control." "That's madness." "You're having a nervous breakdown, Lindsay." "You need help." "We can help you." "It's beautiful night for a swim." "Don't you think?" "Yeah." "The ocean is so nice tonight." "Hear the crash of the waves, Rigsby?" "It's peaceful." " Yeah, it's nice." " It's not nice, Rigsby." "It's not the ocean." "Hey, now why don't you take Royston for a little swim?" "Show him that dark, beautiful ocean." " No." " That's right." "Take him for a swim." "I love night swims." "Don't you?" "Stop." "Rigsby, don't." "Rigsby, listen to me." "Listen to my voice." "Why don't you take Jane for a swim?" "I think he wants to go." " No, no, no, no." "I..." "I don't want to." "I don't wanna go!" " Rigsby!" "Come on, let's go swimming, Jane." " No, no!" "It's... it's not water down there!" "It's concrete!" " The water's gorgeous." " Mr. Jane loves to swim, just like you do, Rigsby." " Stop, Rigsby." "Stop!" "Yeah, take him for a swim." "Take him over." "He wants to go." " Push him over, Rigsby." " No, Rigsby!" "Shark!" "Shark!" "There!" "See it?" " It's a great white." " Sharks?" "Where?" " There's no sharks, Rigsby." "The water's fine." " She's lying." " Just take him in!" "Throw him in!" " She wants you to get eaten." " Who is this woman?" " Throw him over." "Throw him over!" "Don't..." " Shoulder?" "Ah, it's the shoulder!" "Shoulder!" "Wait!" "Wait!" " Throw him in, Rigsby!" "Gun!" "Gun!" "Damn it!" "Yes." "Gun." "Thanks, Rigsby." "You, my friend, have been in a trance state." " Get outta here." " Oh, I'd love to." "Come on." "Let's go." "Jane, would you untie him?" "Come on." "I don't know." "I just suddenly came out of it" "And then, uh, boom." "Just had to take her down, you know?" "Yeah, you took down a 100-pound woman," " But in that context, you did good." " What do you mean, "in that context"?" "Oh, in the context of someone letting himself get hypnotized," "Nearly throwing his colleague off a building" "And then finally being able to overpower a small crazy woman" "To retrieve the situation... you did okay." "Oh, be fair... a small crazy woman with a gun." "A gun is a gun." "And anyone can be hypnotized." "She was very good." "See?" "Very good." "Not as good as me, but close." "Close-ish." "Which is why the professional standards unit" "Has cleared you for assaulting Dr. Daniel." "You weren't yourself." "But he is now, right?" "Himself?" "Completely unprogrammed?" "Yes, he is." "Last two days are gone," " But other than that, I'm good to go." " Oh, so you don't remember anything" "From when you were hypnotized?" "Fragments, but, no, not really." "Thank goodness, right?" "Yeah." "Oh, lord." "Did I make a fool of myself?" "Cluck like a chicken?" "I didn't do Tina Turner, did I?" "No." "You were perfectly normal." "Oh." "Good." "That's a relief, eh?" "Coward." "What?" "You honestly don't remember it?" " Don't remember what?" " He remembers." "He so remembers." "What?" "It'll come to you."

"Previously on APB..." "The Reeves TK421." "If you have an oil fire, it can do this." "Give me the 13th district to run." "I will upgrade the 13th to the best technology money can buy." "I'm here to make it possible with this." "It allows citizens to call in" "GPS located crime reports." "You know those people you're trying to serve and protect?" "They just became your partners." "You are bleeding money with this new little cop hobby." "We are here to drum up new business" " and increase revenue, period." " Please." "Remember the strategic partnership with MilliScan?" "Those boring gray boxes find guns." "We could own privatized policing." "I mean, this is not some small Chicago experiment." "I mean, this could go global." "This could be a billion dollar business." "Every 15 seconds, an American home is broken into." "But with the innovations of Reeves Security, you don't need to live or work in fear anymore." "For both residential and corporate clients," "Reeves Security is always there, keeping you safe no matter where you go." "And now, for the first time ever," "Reeves Security is allowing subscribers to select their own levels of protection, working directly with police to customize patrols in your area." "Whether you need them or you just need peace of mind." "So, what do you think?" "Do they all have to smile so much?" "Oh, Gideon, this is everything that we talked about." "No, no, no, it's everything that you talked about." "Ah, the subscribers and levels of protection?" "You can't make people pay to call the police." "All right, can we just skip this part?" "We don't have time for it." "You have your annual shareholders meeting in two days." "So?" "I know the drill." "I go in and I give one of my classic speeches, shake a few hands, see everybody next year." "No, no, this is not of your TED Talks, where you can just "Gideon" your way through it." "You have to release your quarterly statements." "So, you can either show a $400 million write-down, or a billion dollar... new business." "It's just... when I started all this, I thought" "I was making the world a better place for everybody, not just rich people like me." "Well, I knew you when you were just a scared, scrawny little freshman at MIT." "Everyone knew that you were smart, but I knew that there was more to you than just that." "Gideon, this... this is the fix to our problem." "One second." "_" "They need me at a crime scene." "It sounds urgent." "Yeah, sounds familiar." "Will you promise me that you will think about it?" "If you promise to wear that... that thing with the leather and the straps." "Yeah, make it happen, and you can have anything you want." "Thank you for coming down, Mr. Reeves." "Hate to bother you, I know you had a big meeting today, but..." "No, no, no." "... we got a real nasty situation here." "I need you to get on the horn with the mayor, see if you can get him to shut down the streets of the 13th." "Oh, time for a block party or..." "I wish." "We need to impose curfew." "Well, not that I don't enjoy talking to the mayor, but wha... why am I talking to the mayor, exactly?" "Aren't fires the fire department's problem?" "It's not about the fire." "It's about the gang war." "See that guy in the red flannel?" "That's Andre Coates, leader of the Green Street Kings, one of the two biggest gangs in the 13th district." " Who's the other?" " 38th Street Hustlas." "They had a building torched in their hood two weeks ago." "Couple of 'em still in the hospital." "So, this is retaliation." "That body in the bag, that's one of Andre's boys." "So, yeah, I'd say that's a safe bet." "There's nothing safe about this situation." "We need to get out in front of it before someone else is hurt or killed." "Okay, but I... shutting down the district?" "I don't like it, either, but we can't round up every banger in a day." "And as hot as this situation's getting, one day might be all we have." "These boys are out for blood." "We need answers." "All right, let's get some." " Gideon, we can't go in there." " To look." " Gideon..." " Just give me one second." " Oh, yeah." " This is an active scene." "We can't be here unless fire gives us the all-clear." "Relax." "Got what I need." "What's this?" "It performs a chemical analysis, telling us what was used to start the fire." "Well, it's acetone and petrolatum." "Basically nail polish remover and petroleum jelly." "That's great." "Can we get the molarity of the acetone before ignition?" " Yeah." " Yeah." "Gideon, we're supposed to figure out how to stop the fires, not start them." "That's exactly what we're doing." " By doing a science project?" " Yes." "When the going gets tough, the smart work backwards." "If we can identify the accelerant, we could use our cars to sniff it out." " Sniff it out?" " Well, each of the D13 Caddies is equipped with a chemical olfactory trace technology." "So, it can actually detect minute measurements of TATP and TPH in the air." "Bomb stuff, they smell bomb stuff." "We're gonna me 'em smell fire stuff." "Can it sniff out a good Cuban restaurant, too?" "I'm gonna work on that." "Then he hit me here, then he kicked me there, and then he held me down and hit me again, here, here and here." "And this was before or after your altercation on the dance floor?" "After, but I told you, that was a misunderstanding." " The bastard you should be arresting..." " The bouncer." "Yeah, you said that already." "I think we get the picture." "We'll look into it and let you know what we find." "That's it?" "You'll look into it?" "I was assaulted and I've been sitting here all morning, telling the same story." "Hey, I understand that you're upset." "But see everybody running around here?" "There was a quadruple homicide last night and right now..." "I'd like a copy of that report." "We'll send it to you when we finish writing it up." "Yeah." "Officer DeVoll here will show you out." "We'll be in touch." "Follow me, please, sir." "Hey." "What you doing?" "Saving us time." "That crap about the report?" "Kid's just looking for a lawsuit." "What, you think he did that to his own face?" "No." "I think the guy he was talking crap to did it, but he was too drunk to I.D. anyone, so he's going after the bar." "Yeah, but he said the bouncer attacked him." "Yeah, and see, that's my other problem." "I know the bouncer, he's a friend of mine." "Guy named Vic Evans, we served together." "And I'm not buying that Vic couldn't handle some entitled rich kid with a big mouth." "Yeah, well, you can't just throw out the report." "Might be nothing, but we still got to check it out." "I'm sorry, I know you're a genius and all, but I don't like this." "What are you talking about?" "I got half the guys in the department driving around looking for fires and all we've found is some guys stripping paint." "Yeah, technically, that means it's... it's working." "Yeah, but I can lower the detection threshold a little bit." "I don't know anything about detection threshold, but we're running out of time." "I feel like we're one fire away from the whole district going up in flames." "It's a balance, okay?" "We just need to calibrate it until we come up with the exact right combination of smells." "But an active gang war is not the time to be working out the kinks." "I know, just give it a chance." "I promise you're gonna love this." "Ah, we got a hit." "Cobb and Reyes, on a residential street, outside Canaryville." "All right, let's go." "Squad, we got any idea which address it's coming from?" "Not unless you can drive your Caddy into all those houses." "That's actually something I should be working on." "Looks like we're knocking." "CPD!" "Can I help you?" "Sorry, wrong address." "CPD, open up." "Yeah?" "Never mind." "Sorry to bother you." "You smell that?" "CPD!" "CPD, open up!" " Squad, unless our firebug" " Manicure... is also giving mani-pedis without a permit," "I'd say this one is a miss, too." "All right, Murphy, that's it, I'm calling it." "It's time to start combing through the SSL, see who comes up." "Copy, Squad." "Sorry, Gideon." "Captain, Captain!" "One more, one more, one more." "Murph, we got one more." "You getting that reading?" "It's pretty weak." "Well, check out the building on the corner." "The chemical signature is a little bit different this time." "Is that supposed to mean something?" "Uh, yeah, it might." "You want me to explain the science or can I just let her check it out?" "Last one." "Murphy, it's coming from somewhere in the south side of the street." "Okay, I'll take a look." "Hey, check this out." "That's the Green Street Kings tag." "Make sure, Murphy." "I'm sick of false alarms." "Captain?" "This is not a false alarm." "Fire!" "Everybody out, come on!" "Everybody out!" "Gideon, I need backup." "Fire, police, everything." "All right, who can you get over there?" "Cobb and Reyes, but they're not that close." "Fire department's on the way, three minutes out." "_" "_" "_" "Señora..." "Okay?" "Grab me that towel." "Okay?" "It's okay, come on, follow me." "What the hell?" "Hey, Murphy, head left." "We got your back." "Come on, come on." "Let's go, let's go." "Gideon, I can't see." "The smoke is too thick." "Uh, can you... can you put a digital filter on the body-cam?" "Yeah, I can throw out the visual spectrum and I can turn on the IR." "Hug the right, there's a hot spot" " on the left side of the hall." " Okay." "Come on, stay against the wall, okay?" "Good, good, good." "Stay close." "You got it." "Move, move, move, move!" "Move!" "All right, I see a clearing." "Come on." "Follow me, okay?" "Good, you got it." "You got it." "Yes." "Mima!" "You got her?" "Good?" "All right." "Gracias, Adriana." "Hey." "Do you have anywhere to stay?" "Do you have family around here?" "No, they're all back in Honduras." "I'll figure something out." "Why don't you stay with me?" "No, I'll be fine." "I'm just..." "Argue with a police officer?" "I got a guest room you can use until you get back on your feet." "Come on." " Vic." " Brando." "What's your ugly mug doing in here before 6:00, huh?" "Hey, let's get this guy a beer, he's a buddy of mine." " As much as I'd love to..." " Okay." "Yeah." "There's a little something we got to clear up about last night." "That happened here?" "Yeah." "You got a sec?" "Of course." "I mean, not much to tell." "It was just a regular day at the office." "Yeah, some college kid, he came in this morning with a busted-up face, said he got attacked on his way out of here." " By who?" " By you." "It's probably nothing, but, uh, the kid, he's talking a big game, like he wants to sue or something." "We just need to hear your side of the story." "You remember what happened?" "Yeah, of course I do." "He's a frat boy, right?" "Yeah." "He got rowdy on the dance floor." "He had tequila coming out of his ears." "He stepped on some girl's toe, got into it with her boyfriend." "So I had to show him the door." "I didn't attack anybody." "So you threw him out?" "Yeah." "You know, I end up tossing, like, three or four drunks a night." "But this... this guy can't actually sue me, right?" "Well, not if I got a say in it." "Do you have cameras in this place?" " Anything out front, maybe?" " Yeah." "But troublemakers don't go out the front door." "The owner doesn't want 'em scaring away customers." "What about cameras out back?" "They don't have any cameras by the rear exit." "Mind if we take a look?" "Sure thing." "The gate's unlocked." "Look, I got a few more cases to stock." "Do your thing, Vic, we're all good." "Oh, we got some sick new flat-screens in the VIP room." "I'm not working tonight... you want to watch the Bulls game?" "Uh... yeah, sounds fun." "Sounds fun?" "What, you don't like free beer?" "Would you just, like, relax a little bit, please?" "There's nothing to investigate here." "It's just some rich drunk kid's word against Vic's, and I've known him for years." "And the guy got me through boot camp." "If it wasn't for him, I'd still be face down in a ditch." "Now let's go." "Okay, here you go." "This one's really soft." "You should take this one." " I'm sorry, I can't take it." " No, please, I want you to." "Go on, try it on." "You know what, I used to always dress my little brother up in my old clothes." "I always wanted a little sister." " I have a little sister." " Yeah?" "Yeah, back in Honduras." "I should have stayed there." "Why didn't you?" "My mom got sick, so I came here to find work." "And for five months I sent money home." "When she died, I didn't even get to go to her funeral." "I was trying to make it here alone." "But then the fire took everything." "It just happened so fast." "Yeah, those old buildings, they burn pretty quick." "But I've never seen a fire move like that." "Hey, uh... can I ask you something?" "Yeah." "Do you ever feel unsafe?" "Like from you or..." "That's funny." "No, I mean in your daily life, do you ever... find yourself wishing that you had more protection?" "Now I do." "What's this about?" "Well, Lauren has an idea for how we can save the future of Reeves." "Ah." "By asking vague questions?" "By selling our police tech to civilians." "Private security, right?" "There's a lot of money there." "Pricey condos and gated communities." "Yeah, that sounds awesome." "It sounds like, uh, like Disneyland." "Or, you know, North Korea." "Can't exactly fund every district in the country." "Even billionaires don't have that kind of money." "Oh, my God." "You sound just like Lauren." "Man, it is crazy how quickly she gets in your head." "But by all means, you guys want to turn this world into a police state, that's fine with me." "Just don't ask for my help." "What does she think about all this?" "Hasn't really come up." " Huh." " What?" "Well, if you can't talk to Murphy about it, it's probably a really dumb idea." "We need to talk." "Sounds serious." "I've got a hunch." "Oh, how Scooby-Doo of you." "What is it?" "I can't explain it, but I can't shake this-this feeling that this isn't a real gang war." "I mean, if the Hustlas and Kings really wanted to kill each other, all it would take would be, like, some drive-bys." "Both of those gangs are armed to the teeth." "Why burn down a building full of immigrant families?" "I just combed through the records, and before last month, there's never been any history of arson with either one of them." "Maybe they decided to turn up the heat." "See what I did there?" "There's only one way to find out for sure." " What's that?" " It's time to have dinner with Andre." "There's always some kind of beef between us and the Hustlas, but killing grandmas, that ain't how we get down." "We want new turf, we need customers, not corpses." "Right." "Don't you think the Hustlas feel the same?" "I don't give a damn how they feel." "You still think they set the fire that killed your boy?" " Probably not." " Good." "So you're not gonna hit back?" "I didn't say all that." "I still got to do what I got to do." "You just said that they didn't do it." "I know what I said." "I'm a CEO, just like you." "End of the day, I got a bottom line." "Situation like this creates what you might call a leadership challenge." "I can't let my people see me taking, and not giving it back." "Andre, please, just hold off a day." "Okay?" "Give us a chance." "What the hell you gonna do with a day?" "Get the guy who really did this, and put his ass in jail." "Fine." "I'll tell my boys to chill, but you and Richie Rich over here... better hurry." "By the way, dinner's on you." "If this wasn't the Hustlas and the Kings, we're back at square one." "Or... and I'm just throwing this out there... maybe the career criminal was lying to us." "Andre knows he's better off telling me the truth." "If he says he didn't do it, he didn't do it." "But he's not gonna keep the peace for long unless we can figure out who did." "Anything else on the fire report?" "No, no." "I read it." "It's pretty useless." "They had to come up with new ways to say "catastrophic."" "Damn it." "How did those fires spread so quick?" "I wish I could just go back in time and pay more attention when I was in there." "Go back in time to when you were there." "Murphy... you're a genius." "I'm-I'm..." "I'm the genius, but you're very smart." "Let's get back to the station." "I got an idea." "So I was able to use the footage from Murphy's body-cam, along with some that Ada pulled off her phone to reconstruct the fire in this 360-degree" " virtual view of what happened." " Hell yes!" "It's great." "So the full-size one, it'll have the same resolution?" "Full-size?" "What, you want it bigger?" "Oh, yeah, I got to be able to walk around in it with Murphy." "I'm thinking, like, ten or 12 feet." "How big is this room?" "Gideon, that's not gonna be cheap." "No." "Good thing you're not paying." "When can you have it done?" "Uh, four hours, I guess." "Cool, I'll be down there in two." "Good work." "Oh, come... come on!" "What are you calling a foul?" "Just let these guys play." "Ah, we never should have got rid of Noah." "Man, I still haven't gotten over Jordan." "Yeah." "Well, you got to love the Bulls, you know..." "Hey, uh, I've been meaning to ask you." "What do you think it would take for me to get on the force?" "The force?" "You want to be a cop?" "Why not?" "I mean, I got the training for it." "You can vouch for me." "Plus, I figure, if they let you do it, anyone..." "Ah, right, right." "Look, I just want to do something I'm proud of." "You know, bouncing's no way to make a living." "It's late night, crappy food, drunks in your friggin' face all the time." "You know that cops have all that, too, right?" "Yeah, but you get decent pay and benefits." "Well, there's a lot more politics involved with it." "I mean, just getting a badge, you got to jump through all kinds of hoops." "My partner, she's got this friend at the personnel division, and they just straight deny applications all day long." "Whoa, whoa, whoa, she's got a friend in personnel?" "Yeah." "Then call her, put in a word for me." "Oh, come on, man." "I-I just, I need a shot." "All right." "Yeah, I'll give her a call." "What, you want me to call her right now?" "Yeah!" "Come on." "Look, I'll get us some shots, all right?" "All right." "Hey." "Hey!" "Get a room." "Aah..." "Ha, ha!" "Wow, I mean," "I can't believe that Pete built this in one day." "It's pretty cool, right?" "It's like being inside a KISS concert." "Oh, yeah." "Are you people ready to rock and..." "You..." "What?" "Never been to a KISS concert?" "Sorry, I'm not a hundred years old." "So is this everything from my body-cam?" "Can you loop it back?" "Stop." "Frame zero, play speed standard, smooth interpolation, no blur." "Every time that I look at this, it just feels like the fire's coming out of nowhere." "What's that?" "Take it back ten seconds." "Frame 455." "Pay attention to the ducts as we walk by." "That's how it spread so fast." "You can't get into those ducts without anyone seeing you." "Whoever did this, had access and knew exactly what they were doing." "So unless Chicago's gangs have gotten into the heating and air conditioning business..." "We're looking in the wrong place." "Here's the problem, Gideon." "If we don't find this guy fast, then the Green Street Kings are gonna burn this district to the ground." "I'm sorry, Detective." "I don't understand what you mean." "We've been looking into a series of fires that've been going on in the 13th district, trying to find some kind of a link." "So what do you want with me?" "Well, it turns out that your company has had jobs for every single one of those buildings that've been burned." "Whoa, whoa, whoa." "Are you suggesting I'm involved in this in some way?" "I..." "No." "No, no." "Of course not." "But we do think that someone that works for you might be." "So with your permission, we'd really like to look at your employment files." "No." "Not gonna do it." "Why not?" "Well, I'm not gonna be railroaded without a warrant." " I know my rights." " That's good." "You're a smart man." "How much?" "How much for what?" "All of it, Mr. Kim." "I want to buy your business." "Oh, it's not for sale." "Well, maybe not, but I need your records." "So from a negotiation standpoint, you're in the catbird seat." "Does 300 grand cover it?" "Wha..." "look, this is crazy." "I don't even know how much my business is worth." "Half a million." "Final offer." "Sold." "Here you go." "Uh... so, s-should I just go, then?" " Yeah." " Oh, okay." "Thanks." "Do we need that?" "You're unbelievable." "I'd help, but I think you're better at this than me." "I think you're right." "You and your computer screens." "I mean, can you even read handwriting?" "Come on, I bought all the files." "You expect me to read them, too?" "Shh." " Boom." " What?" "Find something?" "This guy, Duke Johnson." "He was the Lakefront H-VAC supervisor for both buildings." "I mean, if anybody can tell us about the guys that worked there, it's this guy." "But this file's ancient, though." "I mean, there's no address, there's no number." "It's gonna be impossible to track him this way." "How about that way?" "Well, look at that." "You can read after all." "Hey, Cap, you got a sec?" "Well, if I didn't, it doesn't matter now." "I wanted to talk to you about a new potential recruit." "Vic Evans." "Yeah, I already got your e-mail." "Oh, good, good." "So you know he was a great soldier." "He's gonna make a great cop." "Not while he's the subject of an active investigation." "Active?" "What do you mean?" "Maybe you should talk to your partner." "Tell me you didn't poison the well for Vic." "I didn't poison anything." "Just not drinking this dude's Kool-Aid yet." " Goss, you got to trust me." " I do trust you." " I also want to protect you." " From what?" "Look, I know you think you owe Vic from helping you out back in the Army, but what if you get this guy on the force and he loses his cool on someone?" "You really want to put your ass on the line for somebody you used to know?" "Hey." "I'm telling you." " He's not what you think." " Good." "Then I'm sure we won't find anything on this." "It's the alley behind your friend's bar, where he says he doesn't beat anyone up." " Oh, hell no." " Hey." "If he's really the angel you say he is, you have my word and I'll call the personnel division myself and recommend Vic for the academy." "But if I'm right, we arrest his ass and you buy my iced tea for the next six months." "You want me to spy on my friend?" "No, Brandt." "I want you to back up your partner." "Look, it's not like I wanted to buy the place, Lauren." "It was just a means to an end." "Okay, well, the only end that you need to be worried about is convincing the shareholders that you are in control of Reeves." "I just finished with the board, and we have a meet-and-greet tonight at Gibson's." "Mm." "No, no." "I-I don't think I can make that." "All right." "Well, I'll cover for you, like I always do." "But listen, it is very important that you are prepared tomorrow." "This is a big deal." "Yeah." "I've been thinking." "What if I don't give a speech this year?" "You could spin it as a good PR move." "Intrigue the shareholders." "You're nervous." "I get it." "But just give the speech that I wrote." "You are gonna do great." "You good?" "Yeah, I'm fine." "What do you think about privatized policing?" "Like rent-a-cops?" "Mm." "No, more like actual police." "Like if people could pay for some of the stuff that the 13th District does now." "What, what, what?" "People want more security." "I'm just supposed to ignore their money?" "Gideon, the people who need our help the most can't pay for it." "There's this girl, Adriana, from the last building that burned." "She lost everything in that fire." "If we start protecting rich people from their shadows, who's gonna protect people like Adriana?" "Fair point, yes." "But I do have a responsibility to my shareholders as Lauren reminds me twice a day." "Well, I'm one of those shareholders." "And I don't think it's a good idea." "What are you talking about?" "I bought a couple shares in Reeves Industries." "Mateo's college fund." "So, do I want you to make money?" "Yeah." "But not if it means selling my badge." "The job site's up here." "Okay." "If Duke can tell us who we're looking for, then we might beat Andre to the punch." "... And now they're telling us that we have to be some kind of sanctuary city?" "Can you believe that?" "We need to march on city hall and tell the mayor that Chicago is for Americans." "I've had enough of this liberal, multi..." "Duke Johnson?" "Yeah, that's me." "Detective Murphy, CPD." "Do you mind if we ask you a few questions?" "... The immigrants come in..." "Hey!" "Stop!" "Gideon, move!" "Damn it!" "It's okay." "It's just my ankle." "We lost him." "Well... not entirely." "Hey." "How's the foot?" "It'd be better if you told me we got something out of that phone." "Well, then get ready for a miraculous recovery." "We checked the cell's location history." "Turns out Duke the Supervisor has been spending a lot of time in an old warehouse." "Yeah, it's a place he used to own in Fuller Park?" "It's been abandoned since he filed for bankruptcy in '08." "Send the address to my car." " I'm gonna check it out." " Are you sure?" "I can still kick ass with my good foot." " I actually believe her." " I do, too." "This is a complete waste of time." "Yeah." "You mentioned that." "And told me I was full of crap at least twice." "Well, you know." "If the poo fits." "Shut up." "Uh... he's coming out again." "Come on, man." "Kicking me out over a little spilled drink?" "You spilled three drinks on two girls, all right?" "All right, you've had enough." "Just head home, pal." "There." "Do you see that?" "One more politely escorted drunk." "How much longer do we need to do this?" "Yeah, what if I don't want to go?" "Huh?" "What you gonna do then, bouncer boy?" "Oh, damn it." " Hey, hey." " Vic!" "Chicago Police." "Put him down, Vic!" "Hey, Hey, hey, hey, hey, bud." "What the hell's wrong with you, man?" "!" "Squad, we need an ambulance." "Just stay still, just stay still..." "Calm down, just calm down." "Got Murphy, Cobb and Reyes at the warehouse we found on Duke Johnson's phone." "Great, great, great." "Let's just hope he's in there." "Welcome to Hatefest." "What kind of sicko is this guy?" "The kind that spells America with three "K" 's." "This bastard just wanted to hurt immigrants and let Andre and his boys take the heat." "Let's go see if we can find him." "Need more backup." "Yeah, especially with a Nazi firebug on the loose." "Freeze." "Police." "Drop the can and put your hands over your head." "Easy, chica." "This stuff's very flammable." "Do what I told you, you racist son of a bitch." "It's not a problem." "No problemo." "Squad, offender on the move and he set the damn place on fire." "Gideon, they need help." "Yeah, I can see that." "Let him go, Murph." "Just get out of there." "Squad, the offender's exiting from the east side of the building." "Reyes, they're headed your way." "Try and cut him off." "Chicago Police." "You're under arrest, you son of a bitch." "Well done, guys." "Offender's in custody." "Good, now let's get Murphy out of there." "Uh, guys?" "Hang on, Murphy." "I'm coming." "Yeah, thanks." "Fire department's a ways out, at least another eight, ten minutes." "I'll be there in two, tops." "What the hell's a drone gonna do?" "This is not an ordinary drone." "This is the TK421." "This one uses a concussive charge to extinguish flames." "You're gonna blow up the fire?" "Murph." "Stay low." "Short, shallow breaths." "There's no way back in." "Which means there's no way back out." "Okay, drone's on site." "Talk to me, Ada." "There's got to be some way to get inside." "There's an opening in the roof on the east wall." "Okay." "Big enough for this drone?" "I don't know." "It's about eight feed wide." "It's gonna be pretty difficult." "Well, I do love a challenge." " Murph, you still with me?" " Yeah, but..." "I don't know how much longer." "Murph," "I'm gonna clear a path for you and you're gonna run, okay?" "Okay, okay." "Murph, one more thing." "This could get a little loud." "Go now!" "You got this, Murph." "Just a little bit further." "Almost there." "Go!" "Hey, hey." "We got, we got you, we got you." "She's out!" "Thank God." "And me." "And-and God." "Hey, bro." "Hey." "Sorry about last night." "Just got a little amped up." "Why don't you just let me go home and sleep it off?" "I can't do that, Vic." "You lied to us." "Someone comes at me, I just suddenly... black out." "Yeah, well, um... now, listen, I'll, uh..." "I'll talk to the prosecutor." "I'll see if he'll consider your service record." "See about getting you some real help." "Brando." "Thanks, brother." "You talk to him?" "Yeah." "Sorry I was such a jerk." "Listen, I know he's your buddy, and..." "Yeah, but you're my partner." "Next time I'll listen." "Needs more sugar." "In light of Johnson's arrest, the gang conflict that has plagued the 13th district is rumored to be nearing a truce." "Leaders from both sides..." "I hate the way I look on TV." "You looked amazing." "I can't believe you actually caught him." "Well, it takes a special kind of crazy to do that job." "I was thinking... maybe I'd like to be that kind of crazy." "You want to be a cop?" "Do you think I could do it?" "Yeah, I think you can do anything you want to do." "Shoot, I'm late." "Um, do you mind waiting until Mateo and Mita come back from the store?" "She's an awesome cook." "Don't worry." "I'm happy." "Okay, good." "As you all know," "I have solved a lot of tough problems in my life." "Reusable rocket stages, asteroid hunting telescopes, you name it, but, uh, you know what?" "I never faced a problem tougher than law enforcement." "In engineering, math, problems have solutions." "Once you figure them out, you're done." "You're ready for a new challenge." "But as long as one person in the world still wants to take unfair advantage of another, there's no real solution to crime." "Now, fortunately, a problem being unsolvable does not mean that it can't make money, which is why in the next fiscal quarter," "Reeves Industries will proudly introduce..." "APB Prime." "Bravo!" "This revolutionary approach... to privatized policing... will offer Reeves customers... a new level of personal security... on a pay-as-you-go... or subscription basis." "So, uh, whether we are working in tandem... with local law enforcement... or offering our services à la carte... to an elite clientele... um... yeah, we're not doing any of that." "♪ Get up slow ♪" "♪ Come down... ♪" "Here's the deal." "I started this company from a South Side storage space and turned it into the global powerhouse that it is today." "Seven divisions, 28,000 employees, 48 billion in the bank, and I used to think that making those numbers bigger was all that mattered." "But in the last few months," "I've looked at some new numbers." "3,248 shootings." "564 homicides." "14 cases of deadly arson." "That's just Chicago." "So, all that matters to me now is making those numbers smaller... no matter what the cost." "Listen..." "I've made each and every one of you folks a crap-load of money." "So, like it or not, you're just gonna have to trust me on this one." "Gideon out."

"It's intense, what happens in the o.R." "When lives are on the line..." "And you're poking at brains like they're silly putty." "You form a bond" "With the surgeons right next to you..." "An unbreakable, indescribable bond." "It's intimate, being tied together like that..." "You up?" "No." "Yes." "Whether you like it or not," "Whether you like them or not, you become family." "The wicked witch is dead." "Metaphorically dead or dead dead?" "Who are we talking about?" "Hahn." "Hahn." "Her name is off the surgical board." "Her surgeries have been canceled." "I don't know how or why, but I do know hahn is gone." "That's too bad." "She was really talented." "You're not talking to me." "Hi." "Hi." "Is, uh, grey home?" "Yes." "Death?" "Come on." "Where are you, death?" "Death?" "!" "Aah!" "Die!" "Oh, my god!" "It's been" "Forever." "Oh." "Oh, wow." "You look like..." "Death!" "Death!" "Is the guy in the pajamas your boyfriend?" "'cause if so, then hot." "Right?" "Uh, hey." "Uh..." "Who are you?" "I'm sadie." "Who are you?" "I'm--i'm--i'm cristina." "Wow." "Apparently they went backpacking" "Around europe together or something..." "Mm." "Before med school." "You know that woman all but kicked me out of the bed?" "That's terrible." "And death?" "Meredith's name is not death." "It's mer." "I really feel for you." "You know, she's never even mentioned this woman." "I mean, how good of a friend can she be?" "Good enough to kick us both out of bed" "Welcome to my world." "This woman is the reason" "I went to med school in the first place." "I figured if a slacker like death..." "Mer." "Mer." "Could handle slicing people open, then I could, too." "Meredith's not a slacker." "Ooh, I could tell you some stories." "But you won't." "So, sadie, you postponed your residency" "To work in a morgue?" "Yeah, you know, a lot of the fun cutting," "None of the rules, but I got bored." "Started craving blood that was flowing." "And now you're here." "I can't believe you're here." "Yay." "Iz, you coming?" "Yeah." "I just need a minute." "Look, I get it." "Hahn's case brought up the denny thing." "But hahn's not even here anymore." "It's stuff from the past." "Stuff from the past, iz." "You don't understand." "I might..." "If you'd talk to me." "Fine." "See you inside." "I'm walking." "Morning." "Walking straight ahead, all by myself." "You know, you look good." "Tired, but good." "Did I mention I find the short hair kind of sassy?" "Now I'm turning this corner, again, all alone." "Ouch." "Um..." "These are s--uh, scratches from my kitten." "He's a crazy scratchy scratcher." "You're a cat person?" "I meant hairbrush." "It--it--i have a crazy scratchy hairbrush." "Solo surgeries are at stake here, three." "I can't have you acting weird" "Or wounded." "I'm--i am on top of my game." "Really." "I'm sending you to plastics, far, far away." "Just go." "Hey, what do you know about a heart guy named dixon?" "Dixon?" "Uh, no, not a guy." "I've heard of virginia dixon." "She's got an incredible record." "Really low mortal" "Wait." "Is she coming here?" "Yeah." "Today." "Piggyback heart transplant." "I'm on the case." "What?" "What?" "W-why am I not on the case?" "So she's your pre-cristina cristina?" "You gonna tell me why she calls you death?" "Oh, no." "The adventures of dea and die" "Are better left untold." "Hey," "Pedia's julienning her skinny little chickearms" "And still no word on what made "h" hitch a ride" "With her flying monkeys." "Later." "Translate that for me." "Lexie may be a secret cutter," "And there's still no word on why hahn quit." "Is that true, about lexie?" "I don't know." "How would I know?" "If it's true, what are you gonna do about it?" "Nothing." "Meredith, you can't do nothing." "She's your sister." "And?" "And you're family." "I'm not understanding." "Lexie is your family." "Forget it." "Hello, dr." "Hunt." "Dr. Yang." "Thank you." "Hey, what do we got?" "Uh, crush injuries." "Couple minutes out." "Hey, w-what do you know about hahn?" "Um, she's gone." "Yeah, but why?" "I don't know." "You two are friends." "I don't want to talk about it, okay?" "I want blood and guts and mangled bones." "I want a guy so badly smashed up, it takes all day to fix him." "I want to rock a surgery." "I don't want to talk about hahn." "Okay, okay." "Unidentified man with prolonged extrication time." "They had to fish him out of a working garbage truck." "Multiple crush injuries, open fractures, g.C.S. 3," "And we couldn't unhook him in the field." "Unhook him?" "His femur's broken in half, and it's puncturing his torso." "He's impaled." "Impaled on himself?" "Human pretzel." "That'll do." "Wow." "Check his popliteal pulse." "I'm getting nothing." "That's because his knee is over here." "You think he was sleeping in that dumpster" "And they started crushing the trash?" "That's a bad day." "Here I am.What did I miss?" "It's your first day.Why don't you just stand back and shut up?" "Breath sounds are clear and equal both sides.Unbelievable" "So no punctured lung.We need a portable x-ray and an ultrasound" "Someone paged us?" "I did you did?" "that's a first." "So is this." "I've seen a lot of trauma-Guys cut in half amputations, eviscerations.But I have never seen anything like this" "I wondered if you could help." "You hire when you're number 1, not number 12." "But I need you to be my ambassador today." "Show dr." "Dixon what seattle grace is all about." "I've thrown a lot of money, a big title" "And a lot of research dollars at her." "But..." "But what?" "Um..." "She's a little different." "She's a little off." "So we're wooing today, bailey." "I can woo with the best of 'em." "So, what, dixon is a nut job?" "Excuse me?" "I'm just saying, I've already had my quota of crazy" "For the year." "Hey, I've had my off days." "You want to judge me?" "You never even met the woman, karev." "Now you heard the chief." "Our job is to impress dr." "Dixon today," "So be impressive." "I've got the chart for dr." "Dixon." "I'm ready to work." "I'm excited." "Don't be." "She's off." "Karev." "You okay?" "Yeah." "All right." "Heads-up." "Here she comes." "Oh, dr." "Dixon." "H-hi." "Welcome to, uh, seattle grace." "We're very happy to h-have you here." "I'm--i'm dr." "Bailey." "I-i brought my own lab coat." "I'm here to perform a heart transplant today." "I do hearts." "A procedure invented by christiaan barnard in 1967." "I do hearts." "Uh, i--i'm dr." "Richard webber." "We spoke on the phone." "Karev, would you get dr." "Dixon the latest labs?" "Stevens, let's prep the patient, please." "Okay, then." "She's a little off." "His femur's in pieces," "I mean, except for the part that's stuck in his torso." "There's no way I'm saving that leg." "It looks like the impaled piece is lodged under his clavicle" "C-spine looks clear." "Without a c.T.," "It's hard to be sure." "And why can't we get a c.T. Scan" "The way he's impaled, it's hard to get a clear reading." "You know, there is such a thing as a stupid question." "Stand over there." "Guys, guys, we have a very limited window here, okay?" "With vitals like these, in a few more hours" "His body won't be able to withstand surgery at all" "Good thing he's unconscious." "Well, we can't do anything" "Till we dislodge the femur from his" "Clavicle." "Okay, then let's unimpale him" "Yang, grey, new kid, hold his shoulders." "Brace him hard." "I'll hold his c-spine." "I got his torso." "I need to guide the posterior hip dislocation." "The second that leg is out, be ready to assert pressure" "To stop the bleeding." "Got it?" "Better thaworking on corpses, huh?" "On the count of three." "One..." "Two..." "Three." "Okay, push directly on the clavicle while I pull." "Femur's really wedged in there." "Okay, almost there." "Almost there." "Steady." "Just a little bit further." "S-sloan, I need you to, um," "Rotate his knee to my right." "Push 10 of morphine now!" "Oh, gee." "Okay, all right." "Up, up, up, up." "Just get in there and hold the pressure." "Okay, get his femur stabilized and down by his side." "Hurry!" "Hold pressure." "Get in there." "Come on." "Aah!" "Corpses don't do that." "I need you to calm down, sir." "What are you doing to me?" "Sir, can you tell us your name?" "Get out of my face!" "Get your hands off!" "You're hurting me!" "Do as he says." "Hands off, everybody." "But-- hands off." "Thank you." "What's your name?" "Timothy miller." "Mr. Miller, w-we need to get you into surgery." "I'm gonna be able to walk, right?" "I gotta be able to walk." "Right now, we're just trying to keep you alive." "Our cardiac wing is extensive" "And well-equipped with all of" "The first successful heart transplant" "Was performed on september 7, 1896," "By dr." "Ludwig rehn, frankfurt, germany." "Okay." "Uh, excuse me." "I don't mean to interrupt." "Uh" "Please inter" " I mean, just, uh," "Please update dr." "Dixon on the patient." "Uh, dr." "Stevens is prepping" "Your transplant patient for surgery." "They scheduled a-a-a transplant six years ago," "But the heart was too small, so they doubled up" "And added a donor heart to help his own heart function." "They did a piggyback-- heterotopic transplant." "Piggyback is the colloquial name for the procedure." "Don't do that." "Don't do that." "How about we..." "Take you to meet the patient?" "They tell my heart belonged to a girl that was hit by a car" "While she was hitchhiking." "And now when I'm driving, I see hitchhikers all the time," "Always up ahead, just up ahead," "But when I get up ahead, they're gone." "You're not buying any of this, are you?" "I should never have gotten the heart." "I-i don't understand how the heart" "Navajos--we don't even touch the dead" "We don't touch their bodies or belongings" "Because the spirit clings there." "So to have part of a dead body sewed into my chest is..." "My friends who follow the old ways," "They begged me not to do it." "I should've listened." "I'm sorry." "I don't understand." "You think you're haunted by your transplanted heart," "But you're here for a new transplant." "No!" "That's what I'm trying to tell you" "I don't want it." "I don't want the new one." "I just want you to take the old one out." "Wait." "That's just plain stupid." "Take the heart, man." "Take the heart if they offer it." "Did he just say he doesn't want the donor heart?" "Yes, ma'am." "Clay bedonie, are you aware that without a new heart," "You'll live a short life attached to a machine" "Before dying a sudden and agonizing death?" "See, that--that's what I'm talking about." "Five parallel pulley stitches per cut, then switch." "You sure I'm numb?" "Toughen up." "When one of our residents gets picked for the solo surgery," "One of us gets to scrub in, so we have a goal here." "Focus on the goal." "Solo surgeries." "Totally worth it." "Solo..." "Surgeries." "Totally worth it." "Hello, hello." "I need someone to run these labs" "And pull these x-rays, please." "Will do." "Hey, this looks like a cool place to hang out." "What are you guys doing?" "This is for interns." "It's--it's our hangout." "Go find your own." "Sorry." "Solo surgeries." "Totally worth it." "I don't want to live if I can't walk." "We'll do our best to save the leg" " I'm homeless." "Walking is how I survive." "It's how i..." "Get from one day to the next." "Marion street's safe from 2:00 to 6:00 a.M." "And then I go over the half-mast bridge," "And I hang there till 6:30 until the traffic hits." "And then I go over to belltown and hang out on the waterfront." "And then the waterfront," "If it's trouble, then I go back up to 4th street." "I'm homeless." "I-i can't not walk." "I-i--what am I gonna do?" "What am I gonna do?" "Your injuries are critical." "If we n't get you to surgery" "Will your surgery make me walk?" "Huh?" "Then I don't want it!" "Okay." "All right." "You heard the man." "The surgery's off." "I appreciate you trying to advise me to do" "What you think is best." "These are facts, not opinions." "What'm saying is" "He's trying to say he would rather live a shorter life" "That's unhaunted than a longer one that is." "I'm not saying I agree." "I'm just..." "I'm just gonna stand over here." "That's a good idea." "The heart that you take out of me, what happens to it?" "It goes from the o.R. To pathology to medical waste." "I need that heart back for ritual." "We have laws." "There are rules." "Rules are rules." "Maybe there's a compromise to be made here." "Uh, we could, I don't know," "Uh, give him back the old heart to do the ritual," "Then give him a chance to live" "By still putting the new heart in." "No." "No." "It doesn't work that way." "I will still be haunted, just by a new ghost." "There are rules." "We have laws, and there are" "Rules are rules and laws are laws." "No." "So that's it?" "No surgery?" "You're just gonna walk away?" "I'm respecting the patient's wishes." "The patient's unstable with an open wound." "Which we are packing." "This guy is circling the drain." "You cannot just walk away." "Don't tell me how to run things in my e.R. Your e.R.?" "We save lives here." "We don't just patch up patients and leave them to die." "If you can't handle that," "Go back the desert and leave us here" "To do our jobs." "Dr. Torres, please tell me you can figure out some way" "Well, the right femur's toast." "So is the hip and half the pelvis," "But if I put some pins here and maybe a plate here..." "I mean, there are some viable bone fragments." "We're not starting from nothing." "What do you think?" "I think it's wild." "All right, she wasn't talking to you." "It's her first day." "Could you not be so" "No, she's an intern." "She needs to learn her place." "I think it's a lot of hardware." "What the guy needs is a whole new leg." "Well, maybe I can do that." "Yeah, I mean, it's kind of a puzzle." "I just need to figure out" "What equipment I need and--and how to pull it off." "Like lincoln logs." "Uh, it's a little more high-tech than that." "It's exactly like lincoln logs." "Okay, I need you guys to grab" "Every piece of titanium we've got in the hospital." "Okay." "Um, I need the hospital rules to specify the fact" "That we must respect all religious" "And spiritual beliefs of our patients." "The rules?" "Yeah, I'm asking you to declare a rule" "Of our department." "That we respect the beliefs of our patients?" "Yes." "Isn't that just common courtesy?" "Yes." "Then why am I declaring it?" "Um..." "Dr. Dixon doesn't do common courtesy," "But she understands rules." "So if it's a rule, we're golden." "If not, we have a pissed-off patient" "An apoplectic surgeon, and none of those things" "Makes for a successful procedure" "On a faulty heart," "Not to mention the failure to woo." "You want me to announce it as a rule." "I'm here's a witness, you can maybe raise your right hand," "Put your left one" "On the "physicians' desk reference."" "It's a rule." "Thank you." "Dr. Dixon, I'm cristina yang." "I'm a resident here," "And I've been focused on cardio since I began my internship." "I'm certainly looking forward to anything that you might" "Were the other ones taken off my case?" "Oh, uh, what other ones?" "The black one, the male one, the one with yellow hair." "Not that I'm aware of." "Then why are you talking to me?" "What happened to hahn?" "Wh-whatever made hahn leave, it can be fixed." "U-unless she a was fired." "She wasn't fired, was she?" "She's not coming back." "You don't know that." "She kinda does." "How?" "Because she doesn't..." "Look, it's just too..." "We had a fight." "Oh, please." "Meredith and I fight all the time." "We still work together." "It's not like hahn was your girlfriend or something." "Oh, my god." "She was your girlfriend?" "Look, we hadn't..." "Figured it all out." "Wait, so are you a lesbian now?" "I don't know." "Maybe you were a once-bian." "Or a twice-bian." "Whatever." "It's over." "Are you okay?" "She's fine." "Leave her alone." "I hit the titanium mother lode." "Hi." "Hey." "Oh, come on." "Really?" "Hey, lexie." "How are you?" "Is, uh, everything going okay?" "Why, did somebody say something," "Like I was doing something?" "No, I'm just, uh, you know, as, uh, I'm asking" "As a person who's sort of related to you" "If there's anything bothering you-- so" "This is completely not as a boss or a residen" "Or a superior keeping an eye on what I do" "As a student in this program?" "No, no, I'm just a compassionate person," "And I'm just wondering if you're" "Channeling your tragic pain into, uh, self-mutilation." "Are you a secret cutter?" "No." "Little grey, torres is, uh, trying to set a world record" "For most titanium rods used in one patient." "You in?" "Little grey?" "Little grey." "Big grey." "That's how I tell you two apart." "Yeah, I'm in." "I'll just be a minute." "Can't you people let a guy die in peace?" "Your, uh, vitals are slipping." "I'm not gonna lie to you." "That's not good." "I been through worse." "Yeah, I imagine you have." "Oh, don't get like that." "Don't look at me like I'm some tragic hero" "With a secret past." "You have a story." "We all have a story." "I took a turn in my life." "And I couldn't connect." "I lost..." "I couldn't connect." "My life, it took a turn and..." "And I just couldn't turn it back." "Guys, we need to shut down for a few days." "People are starting to get suspicious." "I was accused of being a secret cutter." "So wear long sleeves." "Oh, I didn't realize we were inviting more people here." "Are you kidding?" "A secret intern society?" "I'm all over that." "We, I still think we need to take fewer risks." "Fewer risks?" "Come on." "You got a guard at the door." "You're using more local anesthetic for three sutures" "Than you would upstairs for a chest tube." "Look, I get that you're doing all this to learn new skills," "But you're only gonna learn so much by being careful." "Uh, actually, I would disagree." "I think the only safe way to..." "Who wants to stitch me up?" "Oh, right here." "You gonna tell me about death and die?" "Nope." "But I did talk to lexie for you" "And now I need you to do something for me." "What's that?" "I need you to tell mark to keep his little sloan" "Out of little grey." "Is he hitting on you?" "No, not my little grey." "Lexie's little grey." "I don't know what's going on with her," "But the last thing she needs" "Is sloan going all man-whore on her." "So you need to tell him to step away from" "Little grey." "All right." "I'll see what I can do" "Little grey, derek." "Little grey." "Did she, uh..." "She say good-bye to you?" "Nope." "Are you okay?" "Do I look okay?" "You look great." "Then I'm okay." "So..." "There's a 9-day ritual" "To--to undo a haunting?" "It starts with a 9-day ritual." "Okay." "Are you really gonna waste nine days on this?" "Dr. Stevens." "Yes." "Why are you sonterested in my haunting?" "Can..." "Can ghosts do things?" "I mean, can they make things happen in your life?" "I--i've had two cases with two patients in a row" "That have really reminded me of my dead fianc?" "" "Heart transplants and l-vads and" "Could he be doing that?" "Could he be bringing them to me?" "Izzie, come on." "Is he here right now, your ghost?" "I..." "I hate to ask, but..." "Oh, you don't want me in your surgery." "It's not that I think there's something wrong with you." "It's just..." "I don't need any extra ghosts" "In my operating room." "Mr. Miller." "What does a guy have to do" "To get a little peace and quiet around here?" "The fatigue you're feeling is from the blood loss." "The queasiness, the dizziness" "It's because you're slowly bleeding to death." "What, are you trying to scare him?" "No." "I'm trying to ascertain whether he's suicidal or just defeated." "Mr. Miller, you survived in the streets," "So I know you're a fighter." "That doesn't make me a fighter." "It makes me lucky." "How long you been out there, 10 years, 20?" "You're not in jail, you're not dead." "That's not luck." "You're smart." "You gotta be smart to take care of yourself on your own." "I guess." "This..." "What you're doing right now, mr." "Miller," "Refusing surgery," "It's not smart." "There's a rehab center not too far from here." "Medire takes care of it." "You could stay there." "Food, bed, long as you need." "Just let us operate." "Let us operate, and we'll figure the rest out." "Wow." "That's the fastest I've ever seen anyone" "Dissect through adhesions." "Uh, dr." "Dixon, there is a rule, uh, regarding" "Giving medical waste to the patient." "Dr. Dixon?" "What?" "Uh, I was just saying there is a rule," "An official, very, very specific rule," "That in the event a patient asks for their organ" "Or body part back for any reason" "Related to or involving their cultural beliefs," "We must respect that patient's wishes," "And return that organ to the patient." "That is the rule I forgot to tell you about." "If I went down to pathology right now," "Would they know about the rule?" "Oh, the chief would know." "Uh, it's his rule." "He declared it." "A rule's a rule." "Dr. Karev..." "Make sure that..." "We follow the chief's rule" "And return the heart to the patient after the surgery." "I'm going back to work now." "Clamp." "What the hell is that gooey thing" "They're taking out of him?" "Oh." "The silent treatment." "Okay, if you're gonna be that way." "I'll just, uh..." "I'll just stand here and--and be quiet." "Okay, but that..." "That is disgusting." "I thought you were gonna be quiet." "You know, you're acting like you don't want me to be here." "You know what I've wished for every day since you've died?" "I've wished that I could see you again." "I'd have given anything just to see you..." "One more time." "Looking at you and knowing that I can't touch you," "It's hurting me." "Izzie, you can touch me." "You're not real." "You can't be real." "So that means that I'm sick" "Or something is wrong with me, and I can't hope for that." "I..." "I can't hope." "You're not real." "Izzie, I am as real as you" "Or that gooey, disgusting thing down there." "Touch me." "Izzie..." "Touch me." "I'll prove it to you." "No!" "Why are you here?" "Why?" "I am here for you, izzie stevens." "Clamp." "Okay, that's it." "The donor heart is separated." "We have the cannulas ready for bypass." "Next step is the l-vad." "Y--what--what is that?" "That's not right." "That can't be happening." "His heart's beating." "How is his heart beating on its own?" "It..." "Can't be happening." "It shouldn't be happening." "That heart is beating." "That heart is beating." "It shouldn't be beating." "It sh-shouldn't be beating." "I've never seen a reconstruction like this." "Well, I've never done one like this." "Here's hoping it works." "All right." "I'm ready for the rod." "How are you guys doing up there?" "A lot of hemorrhaging, bleeding through the packing." "Try the fibrin sealant." "Good call." "Thank you, dr." "Shepherd." "How you doin' on that lac, little grey?" "Good." "Moving on to the next lac." "You finished already?" "Let me see." "Wow." "Pulley stitches." "Nicely done." "Thank you, dr." "Sloan." "So my heart..." "It started beating by itself." "If it continues to function like this," "You won't need an l-vad or any other kind of machinery." "It's wonderful news." "It's very atypical." "Not for me." "I'm finally free." "I'm not haunted anymore." "Your heart had six years to rest," "Which is..." "Probably enough time for it to repair itself," "Which is why it started beating again." "I've never seen this before." "I've read about it, but I've never seen it before." "You have your beliefs." "I have mine." "I don't have beliefs." "I have science." "Science is a belief," "A belief in only what you can see and touch." "I believe in more." "Just thought I'd stop in to see how everything's going." "Well, I'm still several hours away," "But I may actually pull this off" "Rebuilding a man's skeleton from scratch." "And we just found out that, uh, dr." "Grey here" "Can out-pulley stitch shepherd." "Oh, I wouldn't go so far as to say that." "Excellent job, dr." "Grey." "And excellent job of teaching, dr." "Yang." "Sir?" "Taking the time to teach yo interns," "And they are retaining that knowledge." "I haven't made my decision yet on the solo surgery," "But you keep teaching like that, and you're my one to watch." "Thank you, sir." "He's crashing." "V-fib." "Start c.P.R." "Push 1 of epi and charge the paddles to 360." "right away" "Clear." "Thank you." "Thank you so much." "So what do you do now with the haunted piece?" "Do you bury it or..." "Burn it." "Actually, my tribe's medicine man will burn it." "I'm not allowed to even touch the smoke." "So does the not-touching thing," "Does that apply to just the flesh or" "No, we don't touch their belongings." "We can cleanse jewelry, medals, but fabric, bedding, clothes," "Books that were owned by the dead," "We burn all of it." "The spirit can cling to any of it." "Oh, no." "Your ghost..." "You still don't have anything of his, do you?" "Time of death--1922." "I built his bones." "You tried." "We all tried." "No, I didn't try." "I did it." "I did my part." "I built his bones." "I built his bones from scratch," "And you..." "All of you, you were supposed to keep him alive." "That is all you people had to do." "You just had to..." "Keep his body breathing." "You just had to keep him safe and--and breathing and living" "Until I made his bones." "I made..." "I made his bones..." "Until..." "Until I made his bones." "I made his bones." "I made his bones." "Why don't you guys go ahead," "And I'll help dr." "Torres clean up?" "Go call the morgue." "We've got it." "Go." "Everyone, clear out." "Uh, excellent job today, dr." "Dixon." "Excellent..." "Rule following." "I only have one real area of interest--the human heart." "I love it." "I like its regularity." "I know everything there is to know about it." "I like its predictability." "It has rules." "Every chamber has a function, every function has a movement." "I like the color." "It's comforting." "Are you familiar with asperger's syndrome," "Dr. Bailey?" "Uh, of course." "A significant impairment during social situations..." "I'm not good at cues like sarcasm or condescension," "But I do know when I'm being manipulated," "And I know when I'm being made fun of." "I don't think I like this hospital very much." "I don't think I like this hospital at all." "Ah, that lexie grey" "Sure knows how to wrap herself around a suture." "Mark, meredith has some concerns." "Well, that's not news." "About lexie." "Apparently lexie is..." "Fragile," "And getting involved with a superior" "Might make her more fragile, so..." "I was talking about her sutures." "Keep little sloan out of little grey is my point." "What?" "Little sloan does not enter little grey." "Are we clear?" "Did you just say" "Okay, that's just creepy and inaccurate." "Big sloan." "You heading home?" "I love you." "I will always love you." "You own a piece of me." "So even though you'll be gone," "You will never be forgotten, not by me." "I'm sorry we never got our chance." "I'm sorry we never..." "Got to get married or have children" "Or grow old together." "I wanted that so much." "I wanted to be your wife morehan anything." "Why are you telling me this?" "I'm trying to let you go" "So that your soul can be at peace." "But I have peace, izzie." "I'm here for you." "Good-bye, denny." "I love you." "But good-bye." "I can explain." "I did not teach you the parallel pulley stitch." "I can barely do that stitch myself." "Whatever you guys are doing, shut it down." "Do not practice on yourselves." "That is insane." "Shut it down." "Iz?" "I see you." "I've seen you all day." "I-i see you struggling." "And I know you don't want my help," "But let me help you." "Whatever it is, I can help." "So let me." "Will you burn this for me?" "I hate how hard it is." "It's just, like, you get attached to someone," "And then they work their way into your life," "And then you wake up one day-- suddenly" "All you can think about is their little.." "Another round?" "Oh, I'll get it." "Tell me the stories." "What stories?" "The ones you won't let sadie tell me." "They're ancient history." "Humiliating and ridiculous." "Ridiculous is a grown man telling another grown man" "To stay out of a woman's little" "You did it?" "I did, those exact words." "I did it because..." "It was nice to see you sticking up for your sister." "I did it for you." "So now you owe me..." "A story." "Okay, fine." "But you can never tell anyone, ever." "I'm--i'm sorry we lost him, the patient." "I'm--i'm sorry." "I don't need you to be sorry." "Okay." "I don't need you to be sorry." "Okay." "I don't need" "All--all right." "All ri" " I don't need you." "The ties that bind us" "Are sometimes impossible to explain." "They connect us" "Even after it seems like the ties should be broken." "Some bonds defy distance..." "And time..." "And logic..." "Oh, god." "I..." "I said good-bye." "I b" " I burned the sweater." "Yeah, thanks for that, by the way." "I love that sweater." "You made me that sweater." "Oh, my god." "Oh, my god." "Izzie" "Oh, my god." "Oh, my god." "Oh, my god." "Stop freaking out." "You're not real." "You're not real." "Hey, I told you..." "You're not real." "You are not real." "I'm here for you." "You are not real." "You are not real." "You are not real." "Izzie, look at me." "Touch me." "You see?" "I told you I was real." "Oh, god." "Hey." "Because some ties are simply..." "Meant to be."

"Help!" "Help!" " Somebody help me!" " Oh my God, Greta?" "She's in arrest!" "Let's intubate." "Give her a mig of atropine and 300 of amio." " You have to do something." " We have excellent doctors here, Darryl." "We will do everything we can." "I'm not talking about them." "I'm talking about you." "You can help her." "You can heal her." "I don't know what you're talking about." "You're a healer." "You know you are." "And there isn't any time to lose!" " You have to do something now!" " Uh, I have to go." "What are you doing?" "Nothing." "Josh was just leaving." "I'll, um, get up in a second." "You two know the rules." " We weren't even doing anything." " I think I'm just gonna..." "Go." " Well, call me." " I will." "Mia, we talked about this yesterday and the day before," "Josh's mother has been very clear, you two are not allowed to see each other right now." "Look, she blames you for Chad's death, and now she's using it to keep me and Josh apart, and you think I should respect that?" "Yeah." "And, unfortunately, you've already been warned." "I told you if I caught you again, I'd have to ground you." "This is completely unfair." "No, it really isn't." "You two get to see each other at school." "That's not enough!" "He needs me, and I need him." "I have to stick to my guns on this." "I'm sorry, Mia, but you're grounded for two weeks." "You are not sorry." "You don't care that you're torturing us!" "I hate you!" "The doctors say it's only a matter of time." "She's holding on, but they don't expect her to live" " more than a couple days." " What happened?" "I don't know." "They're running tests, but it's pretty bizarre." "All of her vital organs started failing at once." "Oh, my God!" "Poor Greta." "She seemed so vibrant and healthy at the party last night." "How's Darryl taking it?" "Uh, not well." "He was so emotional and scared and vulnerable." "Never seen him like that before." "Oh, God." "I gotta go." "First day of my new job." "You're really not gonna tell us what you're doing?" "I'm too embarrassed." "But I work pretty crazy hours," " so Mia said that she would go by and feed my cat." " Are you hooking?" " I'm not hooking." " Dealing drugs?" " Roxie." " Oh, come on, Joanna." "We're not gonna judge you no matter what the job is, unless, of course, it's hooking or dealing drugs." "Okay, it's neither one of those things." "But it doesn't matter because I am working on a plan to get my old job back." "I've got a pitch for a story that's gonna blow Clyde's mind." "He's gonna be so excited and enthralled, he's gonna give me my job back on the spot." " That's the spirit!" " Wish me luck!" "Good luck!" "Good morning, ladies." " Hey, Jamie." " Hi, Jamie." " So that was quite a soiree last night." " Yeah, it was... something." "Is everything okay?" "Did something happen?" "Actually, something terrible happened." "One of the guests..." "Greta Noa... is in critical condition." "Greta?" "Darryl Van Horne is gonna die tonight." " What do you mean?" "What happened?" " Oh, they don't know." "Darryl brought her into the hospital late last night." " And Mr. Van Horne?" " He's pretty shaken up about it." "I don't think he's left her side since he brought her in." "You all right, Jamie?" "Um, yeah, I'm fine." "Uh, sorry." "I'll..." "I'll see you later." "Hey, you got a job!" "See?" "I knew you'd land on your feet." " What are you doing here?" " This is where I like to write." "Apparently, it's also where you like to write." "Look at us, being all simpatico." "Yeah, well, the only reason that I'm writing here is because you stole my desk at the "Gazette."" "But if you're not using it, I'm happy to take it back..." "That's cute." "Uh, I'll take an old fashioned." "Yeah, I don't know how to make that." " Well, what can you make?" " Beer." "Fine." "So, uh, what are you working on?" " None of your business Max." " Well, let me guess." "Is it, uh, more of that fabulous blogging you've been doing?" "You know, that last post about your mother's favorite teapot" " was riveting stuff." " You know, don't mock the blog." "I'm not mocking you." "I'm telling you straight up," " your blog blows." " Is there no end to your charm?" "It's lazy." "It's got no point of view, no personality." "Actually, strike that." "It's got the personality of a sad chick with too many cats who buys crap off the home shopping network." "Okay, "A"... why does it always have to be a sad chick with cats?" "There are plenty of sad men out there who also have cats, and "B"..." "I'll have you know that my lazy, mock-worthy blog led to a pretty interesting story about Nathan Wainwright." "Who's Nathan Wainwright?" "Oh, he's one of my 11 followers." "Corrupt senator in Washington..." "Yeah, we're talking payoffs, kickbacks, mob ties." "And you know this how?" "Because Nathan smiley faced me, and then I smiley faced him back and then we got to "I am in", and then he decided to pretty much bare his soul to me online" " because my writing moved him to tears." " Not the teapot piece." "No." "The one about my first zit." "That was pretty good." "Anyway, "A"... my blog rocks, and "B"..." "I'm gonna get a pretty hard edged, hard news story because of it." "You always list things like that?" " 'cause it gets a little bit tedious." " Speaking of tedious, what was your last piece in the "Gazette" about?" " Pregnant super models?" " Look, people happen to... to love Gisele." " Uh-huh." " Can I get my beer now or what?" "Surprise." "Mom!" "I thought you were going to repaint." "Uh, I did." " Oh, well, it looks very nice." " What are you doing here?" "Oh, I came back for your big art show." "I got your e-vitation." "Well, you should have read it more carefully." "It was yesterday." "Oh, honey, I know, and I meant to get down here on time, but the phone would not stop ringing, and then the barker dogs got loose." "It was a whole thing, but I am here now." " So how did it go?" " Very well." "We sold out the show." "Wonderful." "It's amazing what people" " will spend their money on." " Grandma!" "Oh, there's my little angel!" "Oh, are you gorgeous!" " You could be a movie star, I swear." " Yeah, right." "It's been too long." "Now how about" "I take my girls out to dinner tonight?" " Well, I can't leave the house." "I'm grounded." " Grounded?" "What ever for?" " For absolutely nothing." " We don't have to go into that right now, mom." "I'd be very happy to make dinner here tonight." "Oh, don't be absurd." "We can make an exception for such a special occasion." "Don't you think?" "I am so happy you're here." "How long are you staying?" "Yeah, mom." "How long are you staying?" "You're no good at killing, Bun." "It was never your... thing." "Every time you tried to do me in, someone else got done." "I don't know what you're talking about." "I don't even remember you." "You're not fooling me, Bun." "African artemisia?" "Did you really think that would do the trick?" "As I lie sleeping, it slowly works its way through my pores into my bloodstream." "And by the time I'm awake enough to realize what's happening, my lungs are filling up with blood..." "And I am choking and gasping for air." "Uhh!" "I didn't try to kill you." "Do you remember what happened to Gloria that day?" "Because I do." "We both have our secrets, Bun." "I'll keep yours... if you keep mine." "You are never gonna get what you want." "Those girls are too smart!" "They'll see through you!" "Just like we did!" "Hey, what are you... what are you doing here?" "Wouldn't you like to know?" "Entrez." "Hi, boss man." "Not your boss man anymore, Joanna." "You know why?" "Because I fired you." "A mistake that I am willing to overlook, because I have a story that's going to blow your mind." "It's a Joanna Frankel exclusive, and I am prepared to give it to y-o-u for the low, low cost of my old job back." "Are you ready to be wowed?" "It's a story about politics and greed, corruption and betrayal." "His name is Nathan Wainwright." " And I've already gotten my ace reporter covering it." " You what?" " Brody turned in his first draft ten minutes ago." " Max?" "I'm afraid you're a day late and a dollar short." "But you were right about one thing." "It's an incredible story." "Yes, but... but..." "Good-bye, Joanna." "So..." "Tell me more about this Darryl Van Horne character that bought the Lenox mansion." " Well, he has a crush on mom." " He does not." " Really?" " And she has a crush on him, too." " So soon after Brad?" " His name was Chad, and, Mia, that's enough." " Fine." "I'm done." "Can I go to Juins?" " No, you're grounded." " It's to study." " Mia, if your mother feels as strongly about it, she must have a reason, 'cause god knows." "I didn't always understand my mother's reasoning." "She was a bit unstable." "You know what, mom?" "I don't need your assistance here." "Mia knows perfectly well why she can't go out tonight." "I was just trying to help." " It's not necessary." " Fine." "I'll be quiet." "I'll just be quiet and eat the most overcooked lobster on earth." "My lobster is not overcooked." " I didn't say that it was." " Yes, you did." "You just did." "No, she didn't." "Okay, I'm just gonna wash the dishes." "Come on, come on." "Can I come in?" "Uh, Izzie?" "R.J.?" "Why don't you guys brush your teeth?" "Stop shooting." "Get ready for bed." "Come on." "Go on." "Um, something to drink?" "I'm good." "She's gonna die." "I told you, I don't know what you're talking about." "And I told you you do." "Okay." "Maybe I do." "But how do you know?" "Because I know powerful women, and you are an extraordinarily powerful woman." "In fact, you may be the most powerful of all." "Who all?" "It's always been the quiet ones." "I can't go down this road, Darryl." "Why not?" "Because I have seen what these powers can do." "It is a dark, dangerous and scary place." "It's nothing you can't handle." "But I don't wanna handle it!" "I have a family to think about." "I can't take my chances on some crazy, weird power that I can't understand or control." "That's just it." "You can't control it and use it to do incredible things." "Don't you see, Kat?" "Your whole life has been leading up to this moment." "You think it was just a coincidence you became a nurse?" "Look, you've always known you wanted to be a healer." "Well, you just have to accept the fact that you have a destiny far greater than you ever dared imagined possible for yourself." "You have the power to perform miracles." "Don't talk to me like that." " I don't wanna hear that." " You have been given a gift!" "I didn't ask for it, and I don't want it!" " You have no choice." " Yes, I do!" "I think you should go." "I made the funeral arrangements for Sunday." " Thanks a lot, bitch." " What the hell did I do?" "Give me a break, Eleanor." "African artemisia." "Darryl thinks I try to poison him." "Well, I didn't try to kill him if that's what you're thinking." " Who else could it have been?" " Wait a minute." " What?" " Last week, I caught somebody rooting around in my garden." "I tried to shoot him in the back as he was running away," " but my gun jammed." " Well, who was he?" " How the hell do I know?" " What did he look like?" "Lanky, long brown hair, goatee." "Nice eyes. maybe 30 years old." "I know exactly who he was." "I'm coming in." "I don't want her to die." "Then don't let her." " Nothing is happening." " Keep trying." "Concentrate." " I don't know what I'm doing." " Try." "I..." "I..." "I don't know how this works." "You have to foster it, develop it." "You have to take it one step at a time." " When did you last use it?" " I healed my daughter's arm." "She had a cut." "I ran my fingers over it, and I healed it." "Darryl, what the hell?" "Heal me." " But..." " Heal me." "All right." "Now her." " Darryl, that was just a cut." " Try." "Keep trying." "Hello, Jamie." "Oh, hi." "Hello." "Can I help you with something?" "Yeah, we were just wondering if you'd ever seen one of these." "Yeah, isn't that... uhh!" "What can I get to you?" "How about a slippery reporter?" " How did you find me?" " Small town." "I heard a rumor there was a hot, new, clumsy bartender working down at the Greasy Stool." " I put two and two together." " So you came to make fun of me?" " Actually, I'm hiding out from my mother." " Your mother?" "Yeah." "She showed up yesterday unexpectedly and immediately set about telling me how to raise my daughter." "Huh." "I guess you really could use a drink." "I'll have a Manhattan." " How about a beer?" " Uh, tough day?" " Have you seen today's paper?" " No." "Why?" "Well, this is my story..." "The one that I pitched to Clyde yesterday." "Oh, no." "Yeah." "Max stole it from me." "I'm gonna kill him." "I'm gonna kill him, and then I am going to represent myself at my murder trial, and I'm gonna get off because the jury will believe that he deserved to die and then they're gonna wonder why" "I didn't make him suffer more, and I'm gonna say, you know what?" "I really wanted to, but I was so angry." "I had to hurry up and shoot him in his big, fat face." "You're pretty mad about this." "Uh, let's just say that I picked a really good week" " to start bartending." " Oh!" "You really are working here." "I really am." "Can I get you a beer?" "Oh, actually, I'll take a..." "Beer it is." "Okay." "So..." "I tried it." "Tried what?" "I tried to heal Greta." "What does that mean?" "Using my..." "Powers?" "I'm sorry." "Did you just admit that you have powers?" " I thought you didn't believe in any of that stuff." " Well, I didn't," " but the evidence is a tad overwhelming." " Holy crap!" " What are your powers?" "What can you do?" " Oh, okay, well, let's see." "Uh, when I'm angry, I can make lightning strike." "Aha." "And the earth quake and water boil and whip up winds at 70 miles an hour." "And I magically was able to heal a cut on my daughter's arm recently." "Well, that's cool." "Very cool." "I knew it, I knew it!" "I knew I wasn't the only one!" " I knew it!" " But I didn't wanna admit it to myself because I thought that would mean that I was crazy, but to keep denying it" " is starting to feel even more crazy." " It isn't crazy if it's true." "Except I couldn't do anything for Greta today." "I spent two hours trying, and nothing." "Well, these powers are tricky things." "My visions just come whenever the hell they feel like it." "Jack of diamonds. 2 of diamonds." "I don't know what triggers them." "Oh, and yesterday, out of the blue, I read my mother's mind." " That was weird." " Really?" "You can read minds?" "Just my mother's and believe me, it's a power" " I'd happily give back." " Well, Joanna, what about... what about you?" "Remember, you told me that you could, you know," " move things with your mind." " Shut up." "Why have I not heard about this?" " Because I didn't believe her." " No, she did not." "I..." "I'm sorry." "I thought it was P.T.S.D." "Well, it's, uh, it's not." "It's real!" "All right, so far," "I have been able to move a knife thingy, a ferris wheel bar and a drawer." "I know that doesn't sound like much, but it's cool." "And, um, as far as my, um, hypnosis thing goes..." " Uh, your... your what now?" " Hypnosis?" "Okay, have I not mentioned to you guys that a couple of months ago I discovered that I had the power to jedi mind-trick people?" "Oh, my God!" " Shh!" " You got the best..." "Powers." " Not so much people as... as it is men." "Just men." " Why haven't you said anything about this?" "We could have been having so much fun with it." "I don't know." "I was just embarrassed because I've done some..." "Not-so-good things, like getting a promotion." "You should have some money." "Or getting a gay married guy to have sex with me." " What?" " Huh?" "I've been trying to swear it off lately because generally" " it causes more harm than good." " Dude, at least use them to get your job back." "I wanna earn my job back." "Good for you, honey." "Wow." "A freaking jedi." " I know." " Okay." "Okay, why is this happening?" "Why us?" "Why now?" "Okay, I think that it's always been in me, just sleeping." "You know?" "And then it started to wake up" " around the same time... - that Darryl got here?" "No, or I don't know." "I think it was before that." "I started to feel different the first night" " that we all hung out." " There's gotta be a key." "Right?" "There's... there's gotta be some trick to it." "Healing a woman that's on her deathbed is asking a lot, Kat." " I know." "I just..." " What?" "I just feel..." "Like there's more in me, you know?" "I just have to figure out how to access it." "I find drinking always helps." "Aren't you guys worried?" " About what?" " About what we're dealing with here." "This is stuff that... that... that we can't possibly understand or maybe even control." "It's powerful." "It's dangerous stuff, and it seems to me that if we start doing otherworldly things..." "There may be otherworldly consequences." "Are you scared?" "I am now." "So... did we all just admit that we're witches?" "Ahh." "Are you sure this is cool?" "Yeah." "Joanna's at work." "We're good." "Anderson Cooper, how are you?" "Whoa." "Check this out." "Looks like Joanna brought her own bar......." "Dinner time." "The Nutty Irishman." "The Purple Hooter Shooter." "The Fuzzy Butt." "Gross." " Have you ever been drunk?" " Once, in Justine's basement, off Peppermint Schnapps." "I puked." "Chad let me, uh, share a sixer with him once." "It was awesome." "Hey, look," "There's one in here called The Mind Eraser." "Wouldn't mind that right about now." "Yeah, me, too." "Hey, let's make five of the craziest drinks in here." "We don't have to finish them." "We'll just try them." "All right." "Clearly, you have a death wish." "I thought we should talk." " If you're here to apologize..." " Oh, I'm not." "How could you not be here to apologize?" " What did you expect?" " Well, I didn't expect for you to steal my story." " I didn't steal your story." " Are you mental?" "You can't actually believe that." "I didn't steal your story." "Okay, then..." "Look me in the eye and tell me the truth." "Do you believe that you stole my story?" "I do not." "Oh, my god." "I mean, that... that's even worse." "You're like a sociopath." "You can't expect to tell a fellow journalist a story involving scandalous allegations against a major political figure in the state" " and not expect that journalist to investigate it." " Yeah, I al..." "I already investigated it." " It was my story!" " No, it was a story that you were working on." "I looked into it, I made some calls," "I got some quotes and..." "I printed it." " Come on." "You gotta admit." "It was pretty damn good." " Oh, go to hell, Max!" "And don't follow me." "Ugh!" "Look, I know you're mad at me, but this doesn't mean that" " you can't still write your story." " Shut up!" "I'm serious!" "This story has a lot of angles." " Find your own angle." " I'm not gonna waste my time writing an article that has already been written." " I'm not that stupid." " So you're just gonna give up?" "Not my choice, ass hat!" "That's weird." "What'd you say?" "Now that your back is to me, you're really just gonna have to yell, 'cause..." "What's the matter?" "I just didn't leave my light on... when I left earlier." "So I..." "Just, ever since the pastor Dunn kidnapping thing," " I've been a little paranoid." " All right." "Um..." "Well, uh..." "You probably shouldn't go up there alone, so, um..." "Would you mind if I walked you up?" "I guess that'd be fine." "Um, maybe we should just call the police." "Looks like somebody decided to have a party at your place." "Forgot to invite you." "Oh, no." "Spooky." "He looks just like Gloria." "He has her eyes." "Oh, I..." "I think he's coming to." "Well, if he tries anything, just light him up again." "Relax, Eleanor." " Not everything needs to be solved with violence." " Ha!" "Where the hell am I?" "What the hell's going on?" " You're with friends." " Then why the hell am I tied to a chair?" "Well, let me explain." " We're friends of your mother." " My mother's dead." "We know, numb nuts." "We were with her when she died." "We know everything." "We know who your mother was, we know who your father is, and we know that you tried to kill him last night." " And screwed that one up, royally." " Oh, Eleanor, please!" "Hey!" "Give me that back!" "That's my letter." "I know it is, Jamie." "I sent it to you." "Your mother was my best friend." "I just..." "Wanted you to at least know a piece of her, to feel connected to her in some small way, so I..." "I wrote it with everything that I could remember, large and small." "I know it's not much." "It's the best I could do." "Oh, she was an incredible woman." "There isn't a day that goes by that I don't miss her terribly." "You have no idea how much that letter meant to me, how it sustained me." "I knew one day you'd come home." "You're the one." "I am, Jamie." "I am." "Oh, for crying out loud." "Can we please talk about how we're gonna kill Darryl Van Horne?" "Oh, I can't wait to do some skitching this winter." " Skitching?" " You never heard of skitching?" "Uh, all right." "Uh, is it a combination of skiing and itching?" "No!" "No, doofus." "It's when you hold onto the bumper of a car on an ice road and you let it drag you around town." "Yeah." "Uh, I think that's pronounced suicide." "My brother and his friends used to... used to do it all the time." "Well, I'll race you to the other side." "Come on!" "Be careful." "The ice gets thinner out there." "Oh, come on!" "What are you, some kind of wimp?" "No!" "Aah!" "Mia!" "Josh!" " Help!" " Grab my hand!" "Grab my hand!" "Hello?" " Rox, are Mia and Josh with you?" " No." "She'd been home hours ago." "H..." "How did you..." "Have you seen them?" "Uh, no." "But they used my apartment as their own personal greasy stool." "And, p.s., your daughter is" " a much better bartender than I am." " Oh, god." "Yeah, there's a lot of drinking that went on here, and I'm just worried that they're out there" " driving around right now." "Does Mia even have her license?" " No, but Josh does." " Damn it!" " Okay, do you need help looking for them?" " My car's in the shop, but I can borrow Max's." " Say what now?" "I wouldn't know where to look." "I..." "I've called Josh's friends." "I've called Mia's friends." "None of them..." "Oh, my god." "They're at the lake." "Joanna, can you get to the lake?" "Okay, go, hurry!" "Okay, I'm gonna need to borrow your car." "Uh, sorry, sweet cakes, but nobody drives my car but me." "Then I guess you're coming with me, sugar buns." "Help!" "Mia!" "Grab on!" "Somebody help, please!" "Somebody help me!" " Aah!" " Josh?" "!" "Oh, thank god!" "Help me, please!" "I can't hold much longer!" " Mia!" " Jo..." "Jo..." "Joanna, no!" " No, no, no!" "Wait!" " What?" "!" " You'll fall in!" "Just give me a second!" " Oh, my god!" "Just hold on!" "Wait a minute!" "Max, hurry!" "Hurry!" "All right, tie it around your waist." "Tight!" " Please!" " Help!" " No, don't move!" " Just hang on!" "Hang on!" " Come quickly!" " All right, you grab Josh and I'll pull you out!" "Come quickly!" "I can't hold on." " It's slipping!" " The ice is break, keep youself, buddy." "I got you, Joanna." "I got you." "I always thought I'll get over it." "Josh, hang on!" "Mia, hang on!" "Do something, please!" "Hold on, Josh!" " I can't hold her!" " Aah!" " All right, everybody, hold tight!" " Max, pull!" " Hold on, Josh!" "Pull!" " Oh, my God!" "Pull!" "Pull!" "Pull!" "She's slipping!" "Mia, no!" " Mia!" " No!" " No, no!" " No, no!" "Oh, no!" "Pull!" " Get out of the water." " Max!" " Call 911!" " They're on their way!" "Get blankets, dry clothes, get me some liquids." "I've got blankets and bottled water in my car." "Come on." "Oh, God." "Her heart stopped." "We're losing her." "Do something!" "Kat?" "No." "Please." "Mia!" "Oh, my God!" "Oh, my God." "I can't believe it!" "It worked!" "It..." "It worked!" "How did you know about the lake?" "Oh, you wouldn't believe me if I told you." "Try me." "I have these visions... of the future." "Um, sort of like memories of stuff that hasn't happened yet." "I see things, and they come true." "I know." "You were like this as a child, too." "What are you talking about?" "When you were little... up to almost six years old, you would tell your dad and me stories about what was going to happen..." "Sometimes in great detail." "And then they would happen exactly as you described them." "It was..." "It was eery." "And then one day, you told me a story about your dad leaving me for Mrs. Colavita." "And then two months later, it happened." "It scared me, Roxie." "You scare me." "You still scare me." "You read my mind last night about the lobster." "That's the first time I've ever done that." "I never understood it, so I shut you out." "It wasn't that I didn't want to talk to you or... or be with you." "I was afraid." "I was afraid of you... my little girl." "And I'm so sorry." "I'm sorry." "Uh, we did a cat scan, an EKG and a full blood workup." " Mia's gonna be fine." " Oh, thank God!" "She checked out normally." "She'll be up and around in no time." " You can take her home tonight, Roxie." " Thank you." "Both of you, thank you." "And these are her journals, mostly written when she was very young." "I'm sure they're full of silliness... crushes, grade school gossip and all, but I know she'd want you to have them." "I just can't believe how many of her effects you've kept." " We knew that you'd come for them one day." " Thank you." "If we've dispensed with the pleasantries... can we show him the good stuff?" "Yes, I suppose so." "Finally." "She's a real beauty." "This is what we're going to use to kill Darryl Van Horne." " S..." "So I'm supposed to stab him with this?" " You?" "You still don't get it, do you?" "You can't kill Darryl Van Horne." "It's not humanly possible." "Well, then who?" "Roxie." "What are you still doing here?" "How is she?" " She's gonna be fine." " I'm glad." " Can I give you a ride home?" " Look, I really appreciate what you did tonight, but I still hate you." "You know what?" "Get over it." " Excuse me?" " You got scooped." "Big deal." "You know how many times I've been scooped in my career?" " I did you a favor." " Oh, really?" "If you want to use this as an excuse to give up, that's your decision." "But every time I got beat to the punch on a story, it just motivated me more, drove me to be a better reporter." "Well, I already know I'm a better reporter than you." "Good." "So prove it." "And when you do, you're gonna look back on this moment years from now and think," ""Thank God for Max Brody." "If it weren't for him," "I'd still be slinging drinks at the greasy stool instead of collecting Pulitzer Prizes, for my provocative and brilliant reporting, that one story changed the course of my entire life." "And it's all thanks to my hero and mentor..." "Max Brody." "God, he's good-looking and smart."" "You really love to hear yourself talk, don't you?" "You know, I do." "I really do." "I think I figured it out." "I think I know what I have to do now." "I have to feel something for the person I'm trying to heal." "I..." "I have to have an emotional connection to them." "Okay." "Tell me about Greta." "Oh, let's see." "She's, uh..." "She's passionate." "She's smart." "She's artistic." "She's estranged from her family." "I know that her father was abusive and her mother was an alcoholic who died quite young." "And it was shortly after that she left home." "Anyway, her passion was for art." "And when she got to New York, she found other people who shared that passion." "I remember her telling me one time she... she lived on a friend's couch for the first two years." "And it wasn't even an actual apartment building, it was an abandoned warehouse on Bleecker... that young, broke artists used to squat in." "There was no running water, no electricity, but there was a coffee shop next door that they used to sneak into and they would use the sinks to bathe in very glamorous stuff." "She said it was like the world's most depressing production of "Rent."" "Welcome back."

"(WATER LAPPING)" "CHRIS:" "When I was young I met this beautiful girl by a lake." "Ow!" "Hey!" "Whoa!" "(GIRL LAUGHING)" "Scusi!" "Scusi!" "Dov'è la Svizzera?" "No capisce." "No capisce?" "Où est la Suisse?" "Switzerland?" "Suisse." "Yeah." "Switzerland." "Hi." "you're American?" "So are you?" "ANNIE:" "Yeah." "Keep going till you smell money or step in chocolate." "Okay." "Thank you." "Watch your head." "You okay?" "I'm fine." "Can I sit here?" "no." "I reserved this specific area." "What if I say please?" "That's the one exception." "Oh." "Careful there." "You find Switzerland?" "Um..." "I did." "I claimed it for Missouri." "Planted my flag and sold beads to the natives." "They had sandwiches there." "I brought you some." "I'm Ann." "Collins." "(lN SWISS ACCENT) The lady who discovered Switzerland." "Read it all in the papers." "I'm Chris Nielsen." "How did you know I'd be here?" "Um..." "I didn't." "(CHUCKLING)" "(EXCLAIMING)" "(CHILDREN LAUGHING)" "(DOG BARKING)" "(indistinct CHATTERING)" "(CHILDREN LAUGHING)" "Let's make out." "(CHUCKLING)" "(ALL LAUGHING)" "You've got to eat something." "I don't. I can get something at school." "I know what!" "I got a game." "And a math test." "I'm ready." "I'm cool." "l won't have to wait at his incredibly boring game." "I have a meeting." "Angie's gonna pick you up before she gets your brother." "I'll let her take the van." "I'll see your chorus thing tomorrow." "I thought you couldn't." "I don't wanna miss it." "guys!" "I'll pull out the van." "okay?" "Yeah." "Love you." "Do you..." "Do you want his breakfast?" "(HORN HONKING)" "(ENGINE STARTING)" "You mother puts healthy stuff in." "Don't trade it..." "For chips and cookies. I know." "CHRIS:" "It was the last time Annie and I saw them alive." "MINISTER:" "When death claims the life of our children we are left with too many questions." "How do we make sense of the feelings we're left with? tell us of the extraordinary paradise that awaits us." "(CHILDREN LAUGHING)" "(WOMAN CHATTERING ON PA SYSTEM)" "Okay." "The lucky winner is" "Jacobs." "Stacy Jacobs." "I'm Dr. Nielsen." "Hi." "too late." "Oh!" "Nice stream." "He's feeling better." "He waited 10 years." "Stacy Jacobs!" "What were you thinking?" "It's all right." "What's the difference?" "You weren't looking anyway." "You like rabbits?" "Yes?" "Then go like this." "Good." "Ready?" "(GRUNTING)" "We've given her MRls and..." "Whoa!" "Wild rabbit." "Watch out." "I believe." "you have more pictures than a supermodel." "Do you ever wear glasses?" "she doesn't need glasses." "Does your head hurt a lot?" "All the time." "I want you to do something for me." "cover your nose and mouth like this." "And just breathe in and out." "WOMAN: (ON intercom) Mrs. Nielsen on four." "That's my wife. that's an achievement." "I've got a meltdown." "take a breath." "Eight pieces from Germany never arrived. re-light them and I... (SIGHING) focus." "It's our Double D-anniversary. I'm ruining it." "yeah." "I can't leave here." "I'm sorry." "how about this." "How about the Hudson Rivers?" "That gives us three. and the bridge." "But they're in Fairfield." "I don't have anybody to send." "I'll drop by after work." "huh?" "You'd do that for me?" "Only if you're incredibly grateful." "that's a chance to show yours." "It's very sexy." "(BOTH BREATHING) weirdo." "but I'll be home." "Bella." "too." "Bye." "do you like art?" "My wife fixes paintings and also makes some." "paintings are the most important interesting thing in the world next to your brain." "don't you?" "(SCOFFS) Migraines." "Bella." "I'll always remember that." "At least I got to say it." "(CAR HORNS BLARING)" "(TIRES SCREECHING)" "(GASPS)" "(BABY CRYING)" "You all right?" "WOMAN:" "I think so." "(SHUDDERING) I'm a doctor." "Don't move." "(TIRES SCREECHING)" "(MAN CHATTERING ON POLICE RADIO)" "(indistinct CHATTERING)" "MAN:" "Chris?" "CHRIS:" "Hmm?" "Do you know what's happened?" "Yeah. I had a bad piece of fish before bed." "(CHUCKLES)" "(MONITORS BEEPING)" "Who are you?" "A doc?" "Are you operating on me?" "Who are you?" "Why can't I see you?" "(BEEPING increases)" "(DOG BARKING) you see me?" "MAN: (CHUCKLING) She does." "Dogs are different." "Can you see me now?" "Doc?" "Why are you so blurred?" "Chris." "Confused how you got home so fast?" "Dreams don't deal in time." "Time doesn't count." "(indistinct MUTTERING)" "Chris." "Doc." "would I need you to tell me?" "I guess you do." "Everyone's different." "I wish everybody would go home. I know." "CHRIS:" "How come I see everyone?" "Everybody but..." "I'm the one you don't want to see." "You don't wanna be dead." "ANNIE:" "The kids were so young at that time." "DOC:" "What you want to remember is your kids." "(CHILDREN LAUGHING) When they were still alive." "I'm going too." "Katie's not..." "Katie's not going there to get better." "Sugar? and she'll fall asleep." "You're going to kill my dog?" "yes." "she hurts very..." "Very badly. because I love her." "You're killing my dog." "You get angry." "Death does that." "What'll happen to her?" "Um..." "She'll go where we all go." "And how can that be bad?" "(CHILDREN LAUGHING)" "my leg!" "(BOTH SIGHING)" "IAN:" "Thanks for not listening to Mom." "About what?" "I don't know." "Just coming out here." "This whole day." "because of grades and stuff." "Your mother and I talked." "We always listen to each other." "what'd you talk about?" "About taking you out of Head-Royce." "The school is wrong for you." "MINISTER:" "While this is a time..." "CHRIS:" "Where are we now?" "DOC:" "Where we all want to stay." "This is your funeral." "(CHUCKLING)" "What am I on?" "You're real fuzzy." "(MINISTER CHATTERING)" "At least you're willing to see yourself." "You're losing your fear." "Fear?" "Thought you disappeared?" "You didn't." "You only died." "who lost her children just four years ago." "Every day in the Lord's Prayer..." "Celia." "(CHUCKLING) Come on." "Whoa." "(MINISTER CHATTERING)" "(SHUSHING)" "This one is a present for me." "It's our Double D-anniversary." "Kind of our special day." "It's her version of our place." "Your place?" "Where we first met." "I guess." "Live out our lives." "Be old farts together." "Right there." "That's our dream house." "I guess." "The blurry one is Annie." "Doc." "(LAUGHING)" "The funeral is over." "Why is this going on past the funeral? I'm writing in your bullshit pages because my shrink is crazier than me." "He thinks you're therapy. what'll I do with this?" "He's so stupid." "He thinks he pulled me through the breakdown when it was only Christy." "Always." "Only Chris." "Jesus." "I was looking through his postcards." "Paintings were his obsession." "to help me." "To keep us always together." "CHRIS:" "Annie." "babe." "I still exist." "You're thinking of me." "Keep thinking of me." "with me." "You were always with me." "The people who finished each other's sentences." "Remember us?" "I still exist." "I still exist!" "I still exist." "Just write it down." "Write it down." "This is Chris." "(ANNIE SIGHING)" "This is Chris." "I still" "exist." "Read it." "Read it." "(ANNIE SOBBING) when does it end?" "Chris." "It ends when you want." "Where were you?" "Someplace else." "You think I'm a figment of your imagination?" "It's real." "She's real." "You're real." "It's all real." "That's the point if there is one." "It's over when you stop wanting to hurt her." "(ANNIE SNIFFLING)" "Forever." "baby." "I'm not leaving you alone." "I'm not going anywhere." "(SCREAMING)" "(SOBBING)" "babe." "(SIGHING)" "(BIRDS CHIRPING)" "(insects CHITTERING)" "(CHUCKLING)" "(DOG BARKING)" "it's you!" "You're young again!" "Katie!" "Katie." "(LAUGHING)" "Katie." "hey!" "(KATIE BARKING) I screwed up." "I'm in dog heaven." "girl?" "girl!" "Maybe you're in mine!" "(KATIE BARKS)" "Annie!" "(SQUISHING)" "what the hell have you done?" "That's not how you use a stethoscope!" "Albert Lewis?" "stretched out on a cardiac ward!" "(LAUGHING) huh?" "can't go on!" "Who wants to be 63 throughout eternity?" "Look at you on the water!" "hello!" "Come on." "feel the beat!" "Dancing on water!" "Smooth as ever! when I died." "because you called me "Doc"." "Me being your favorite doc." "Chief." "Chris." "Come here." "You are still kinda ugly." "Chief." "Nice place you got here." "no." "Nice place you got here." "Me?" "you're making all this." "so we need safety and comfort." "Chris." "But you're the first guy I know to use real paint!" "There's so much here she didn't paint." "Like that bird." "like holding onto handrails." "You're creating a world." "anything you want." "Why doesn't it move?" "It will when you want it to." "(SQUAWKING) boy!" "Can I make it dive?" "You're the painter now!" "It's your world." "(CHRIS SCREAMING)" "(WHOOPING)" "Look at it go!" "How about turquoise wings?" "Turquoise!" "all right!" "(ALBERT WHOOPING)" "I didn't do that." "I did." "When we're together it's like dual controls." "Can I make elephants fly?" "Didn't Annie paint a house?" "it's our dream house." "Just a stroll across the water." "Let's take the shortcut." "Nice shortcut." "look at me!" "I'm gonna drown." "ALBERT:" "You can't." "You're already dead." "Oh." "Am I..." "Am I really here?" "What do you mean by "you"?" "Are you your arm or your leg?" "Partly." "Really?" "And if you lost your limbs?" "I'd still be me." "What is the "me"?" "I suppose." "Your brain?" "Your brain is a body part." "Like your fingernail or your heart." "Why is that the part that's you?" "Because "l" is sort of a voice in my head." "that feels." "That is aware that I exist." "then you do." "That's why you're still here." "(KATIE BARKING)" "(LAUGHING)" "I wonder?" "Drink it." "Think it's coffee and it will be." "(SIGHING)" "Okay." "It's coffee." "Paint!" "Acrylic." "(CHUCKLING)" "Why is it so hard?" "What?" "Your brain is meat." "It rots and disappears." "You thought that's all there was to you?" "Like you're in your house now." "it doesn't mean you are your house." "you walk away." "huh?" "You see your body because you like seeing one." "We're seeing what we choose to see." "Let me show you something." "Ha!" "CHRIS:" "It's real." "Where is the paint?" "ALBERT:" "You don't need it anymore." "This is your world now." "Thought is real." "Physical is the illusion." "huh?" "Where's God in all this?" "He's up there." "Somewhere." "Shouting down that he loves us." "Wondering why we can't hear him." "You think?" "Drink your coffee." "Needs milk." "Don't push your luck." "(BIRDS CAWING)" "Christy?" "Right here." "Like this?" "You think?" "They say we live in our minds anyway." "keeps me happy." "Why do I believe you can hear me?" "Why do I think you can see this?" "CHRIS:" "What's that purple tree?" "I never saw that." "Let's take a look." "Think you can get there in eight seconds?" "(EXCLAIMING) Eight seconds?" "Over there?" "I just need a little incentive." "(SIGHS)" "Yeah. I can fly." "No!" "Can't I do what I want?" "I think you'd be more comfortable keeping it real." "okay?" "(SNICKERING) I can handle this." "muchacho." "wait!" "Chris!" "Annie!" "shit!" now!" "(SCREAMING)" "(SCREAMING)" "Yeah!" "boy!" "(GRUNTING)" "(WHOOPING) go!" "(EXCLAIMS)" "Albert!" "Albert!" "It's completely new." "The canvas was blank when I was alive." "How can I see this drawing after I'm dead?" "For an expert you look pretty surprised." "ALBERT:" "You two." "A long courtship?" "actually." "it was like..." "Soul mates." "but it exists." "Like twin souls." "Tuned in to each other." "even in death." "You're reaching each other through her painting." "It's nothing I've ever seen." "can you?" "And you never will." "(SIGHING)" "(CREAKING)" "I love you!" "(KATIE BARKING)" "CHRIS:" "Whose footprints are these?" "you put 'em here." "(SQUAWKING)" "Annie." "Annie!" "ALBERT:" "Chris!" "Annie!" "Chris." "you're right." "I need Annie." "That'll change in time." "Einstein!" "Time's not on my watch any more!" "Time does not exist here!" "it won't make me need Annie less." "and so will she." "Man." "You don't know us." "Wish I did." "CHRIS:" "Marie." "Marie!" "it's Tigger!" "It's my daughter's!" "and... right?" "Where is she?" "here is big enough for all to have their universe." "is it?" "Buddha?" "Albert!" "you will." "Does that hurt?" "Mmm-mmm." "That?" "Mmm-hmm." "How about that?" "I'm gonna keep doing this till you tickle." "though." "Don't you have to go somewhere?" "Wanna play chess?" "I could teach you." "Would you teach me that?" "Excuse me." "Albert has to work." "He asked me to meet with you." "Will that be all right?" "Leona." "That's a very beautiful name." "He said you've been isolated." "Do you wanna see others?" "Perhaps a city?" "but travel makes me nauseous." "(CHUCKLING)" "Close your eyes." "I didn't mean forever." "(LEONA LAUGHING)" "What do you think?" "I'm a little under-dressed." "You look fine." "Till now you've been painting your world." "This is mine." "In our city across the river we have to have a common vision." "(PEOPLE CHATTERING)" "(PEOPLE LAUGHING)" "there's work." "Mmm-hmm. I like that." "is sort of a missionary." "He saves lost souls." "Like me." "Hardly." "They are the ones who can't get here." "from hell?" "In a way." "It's not what you think." "My work is with animals." "(BARKING)" "Katie is an old friend." "ANNIE:" "Dearest Christy." "I don't know how this day unraveled on me." "I was so proud of how I held together through this endless afternoon." "I began to lose it. you wouldn't have been in the tunnel doing me a favor." "A whole family lost in car crashes." "Enough to make a person buy a bike." "(LAUGHTER)" "CHRIS:" "Where are they going?" "LEONA:" "To help others be reborn on Earth." "Really?" "Reincarnation?" "(PEOPLE SCATTING)" "Albert says to cheer you up." "yeah." "And your children?" "They died years ago." "That's why I'm worried about my wife." "They died in a terrible collision." "The nanny was driving." "It wasn't her fault." "And your wife?" "My daughter had asked her to drive." "(CHILDREN LAUGHING)" "It was a trucker's fault. her protective instincts would have..." "(LAUGHTER CONTINUES)" "(SCATTING)" "Are you okay?" "Katie!" "LEONA:" "Where were you just now?" "Your mind's been wandering all afternoon." "Thinking of someone." "Your wife must have loved her children very much." "Very much." "But you don't have to break in half to love somebody." "Tell me a memory of your own." "with your daughter." "CHRIS:" "Hey." "That's somebody else's art." "What's the difference?" "You weren't looking anyway." "Your move." "is this where we go when we die?" "baby. lt's a beautiful one." "aren't real." "I know." "It's after midnight. I haven't won yet." "It's your first time." "I like that I haven't won yet." "Means you're not cheating." "I really win." "I wanna play till I do." "Unless you wanna stop." "No." "Let's play till you win." "CHRIS:" "She died three months later." "We played every night." "It meant the world to me." "She never won." "you know." "We flew to Singapore once." "And my daddy smiled at the flight attendant who" "Leona"." "(BOTH LAUGHING)" "He said Asian women are so lovely and graceful" "and intelligent." "He didn't mean only. I know." "It was something he said." "I wanna be that." "You still play chess?" "I think I waited for my partner." "ANNIE:" "I swear that California is the strangest place." "They push you into it so you can do it before your shrink commits you." "Thoughtful legislation there." "Mine is suspicious." "he might commit me." "For my own safety." "I had the husband I was meant to have." "Two spectacular children." "Blessings no one would dare expect from life." "simply that it's over." "Just this one loose end to ravel up." "I didn't get to say goodbye." "You're dead and I blew that." "I don't get to say goodbye." "But I'll tell you what." "l send you my love." "Hey." "Where were you?" "Far away." "I got called back. I was working." "There are no words to thank you." "For finding Marie." "(SIGHS) ls she okay?" "She's fine." "You'll see her soon." "She sends her love." "Especially now." "We'll gonna go through something very hard right now." "I'm with you." "You're not alone." "Annie is dead." "She killed herself." "It's nothing I ever expected." "you don't know us." "is that an occupational hazard of soul mates?" "One's not much without the other?" "But she's okay." "Because her pain is over." "You don't understand." "She won't cling like me." "When do I see her?" "Never." "You'll never see her." "She's a suicide." "Suicides go somewhere else." "Why are you punishing her?" "It's not punishment." "She's suffered enough." "There are no judges or crimes." "Everybody's equal." "That's the way things work!" "And suicides go to hell?" "No goddamn judgment in that!" "You wanna fight?" "You can hide from it or understand it." "What you call hell is for those who don't know they're dead." "They can't realize what they've done or what's happened." "that they..." "Self-absorbed?" "all right?" "it doesn't." "Suicides are different." "They don't go to hell because they're immoral or selfish." "They go for a very different reason." "and there's a natural order to our journey." "Annie has violated that." "She won't face it." "accept what she's done." "She will spend eternity playing that out." "You still say she's in hell." "Everybody's hell is different." "It's not all fire and pain." "Real hell is your life gone wrong." "(THUNDER RUMBLING)" "I'm her soul mate." "I can find her." "You don't understand how... lt's not about understanding!" "It's about not giving up." "You said there are no rules." "And the purple tree?" "You were pretty surprised then. how can you say all suicides are the same?" "I can't." "Okay." "Or she doesn't know she's dead?" "I can't." "Okay." "No one has ever seen a suicide brought back!" "Chief." "You ain't seen nothing yet." "Okay." "You deserve your chance." "We'll find a tracker." "(MAN SINGING)" "(indistinct CHATTERING)" "(MAN SHOUTING)" "(WOMEN SINGING)" "(indistinct CHATTERING)" "ALBERT:" "Hey!" "This the guy who doesn't give up?" "Anyone tell you too much persistence can get stupid?" "Constantly." "I hear the same thing." "I also hear I read too slow." "I don't need glasses." "Eyes being a figment of my imagination." "You'll hear a lot of smart stuff here." "It's usually right." "Don't let it screw you up." "I won't." "Your wife love you as strong?" "We'll find her. nothing will make her recognize you." "Nothing will break her denial." "It's stronger than her love." "reinforced by her love." "You can say everything you long to say." "including goodbye." "Even if she can't understand it." "You'll have the satisfaction that you didn't give up." "That has to be enough." "Get me there. I decide what's enough." "When do we leave?" "Close your eyes." "CHRIS:" "Albert's a sweet kid." "TRACKER:" "He is that." "There's a tenderness I never knew in life." "I didn't know him when he was young." "Were you proud of your own kids?" "Of course." "That's an easy bullshit answer." "Think about it." "I said "Of course." "I like this sore point." "Its juice..." "Juice is strong. lt connects." "Makes you a better receiver for Annie." "sending thoughts of you." "(GASPING)" "What did you do when alive?" "You mean the last time?" "We can be reborn." "But only if we choose to." "I did the same work..." "You were a shrink!" "Fairly perceptive." "my God." "You expected physical danger?" "(PEOPLE SCREAMING) huh?" "there's real danger." "Of losing your mind." "(SCREAMING)" "that's why." "He's 13 years old!" "CHRIS:" "I know." "He needs to hang out with his friends." "That's what he needs. he needs to read a fucking book he likes!" "You're saying he doesn't wanna let me down?" "it's worse." "he feels he's letting himself down." "he thinks he's shit." "How sick is that?" "How can you take me out of school?" "How can you?" "This is my life!" "Don't you think I can make it?" "If I really dig in..." "You have to show me more!" "Ian!" "I'm not you!" "(MOANING)" "Shipwrecks." "What is this place?" "The gateway to hell." "How are we doing?" "Picking up any signals?" "not a ripple." "That's because I was thinking of somebody else." "It's a slap in the face when you see kids taking a test and they're just breezing through it." "And for you it just kinda goes." "Every day I see how I'm not as good as you and everyone else." "But that doesn't mean I give up." "ALBERT:" "Hey." "(CLANGING)" "(PEOPLE SCREAMING)" "(MEN GRUNTING) the guardian." "How do you feel? I want to know how you feel when you go to bed at night." "Real scared." "I know I believe in you." "l'd only want one person in the goddamn world with me." "(CHOIR SINGING)" "There's a man lan never got to know." "The man he was growing up to be. about 25." "I can see him." "He's the type of guy men want to be around." "you know?" "He has character." "You can't fake that." "too." "Because there's tenderness in him." "Respect." "Loyalty." "Courage." "And women respond to that." "Makes him a terrific husband." "I see him as a father." "That's where he really shines. he sees who he is." "Then that child knows that he is an amazing person." "He's quite a guy that I'll never get to meet." "I wish I had." "Let's do it." "she could be in there!" "(MEN GRUNTING)" "(MEN SCREAMING)" "No!" "No!" "Don't!" "Don't!" "Don't do this!" "Ian!" "son." "(SOBBING)" "There's not another man I'd go through hell with." "Elevator to hell." "Going up." "Come on." "So long." "Wish us luck." "I'm going with you." "I'm not giving you a choice." "CHRIS:" "What are you saying? you lost your wife's signal." "I'll concentrate harder!" "You don't know how." "You're all mouth and no chops!" "All you're good for is she loves you." "Your boy is a decisive distraction." "Damn shrinks!" "You love shoving people around!" "We're going down to the bottom." "His last chance." "He's never been in such a place." "You haven't. lt's better watching one than two." "You want him clear?" "Ian." "He doesn't know us." "He's not family!" "No!" "I'm not leaving him." "If he never sees her?" "Never says goodbye?" "We do it without him." "We do it together." "She's your mother." "Let's go!" "no." "Listen to me." "don't listen to him." "You find her and you bring her back." "You can do it." "I believe in you." "Do you ever think why I chose to be Albert?" "He was the only guy you ever listened to." "Listen to me now!" "Think about Mom!" "Think about what happened when we died!" "Think about what you said to her to bring her back!" "(MUFFLED SCREAMING)" "ALBERT:" "Think about Mom." "Think about when we died." "ANNIE:" "I'm teaching myself to smoke." "The doctors call it an affirmation of life." "it beats the statue thing." "You said "divorce"." "You got my attention." "I think that we're too different to stay together." "I mean... why aren't you in here?" "Why didn't you go crazy?" "Your children died." "I remember." "I remember the silence in the house." "I thought I was supposed to be strong." "For me?" "For me." "For us." "Just on general principles." "Annie." "But they're gone." "You've got a choice." "Life either goes on or not." "And you choose life." "you lose." "(indistinct CHATTERING)" "MAN:" "This hasn't been a good day." "(MAN CHATTERING in FOREIGN LANGUAGE)" "TRACKER:" "C'mon. lt's our private deck." "(MAN YELLING)" "(WOMAN YELLING)" "WOMAN:" "I never took more than 30% from any clients." "This must be it." "WOMAN 1 :" "Mister!" "I'm here!" "MAN 1 :" "Incoming!" "(PEOPLE MUTTERING)" "MAN 2:" "Watch where you're stepping!" "Sorry!" "Excuse me!" "(MAN 3 HUFFING)" "(MAN 4 GROANING)" "MAN 5:" "Anybody got a cure?" "man!" "Excuse me." "(indistinct MUTTERING)" "(GROANING)" "Sorry." "son." "Papa?" "Son." "Papa?" "You're close." "Welcome." "No." "welcome." "sorry." "It's all right." "They never come." "Don't worry. lt's only a matter of time." "(WOMAN GROANING)" "(ANNIE LAUGHING)" "You don't think it looks like a dog?" "Sure." "You always take the easy ones." "That one looks like a 24-piece dining set." "With a soup tureen." "Yeah." "Or a bunny rabbit." "A very complex bunny rabbit." "Or a Rubenesque breast." "You always think they're breasts." "All kinds of breasts." "I love them." "Yours." "we'll be late for the dance!" "What's the rush?" "I know what you're doing." "This is all just a stall." "I know why you don't wanna go." "Busted." "Why don't you dance just once?" "Other husbands are as clumsy." "thank you." "It's just that when everybody's dancing I feel like I'm alone in a sea of faces." "(SOFTLY) Annie." "(inaudible)" "(SCREAMING)" "(PEOPLE SCREAMING)" "(ALL SCREAMING)" "(GASPING)" "Angel Falls." "(WHISTLES) yeah." "But it's our first Double D." "Shouldn't it be incredible?" "I've never seen anything like it." "That's my role." "To bring adventure to your life." "You taught me the only thing I should always remember." "Which is?" "I forgot." "oh yeah... never give up." "Never give up." "Never." "(GASPING)" "TRACKER:" "She's here." "You found her." "(CHRIS PANTING) lmpressive." "That jolt of fear for her. lt connected." "is that our house?" "(CRACKING)" "(EXCLAIMING)" "It's like our home." "TRACKER:" "Don't think that." "It's an illusion." "The whole place." "Her illusion. committed to punishing themselves." "Don't push her that way." "You want to see her." "Tell her what's in your heart." "And then go." "No pressure." "Wait!" "Wait!" "Wait." "I knew you'd find her." "You're a competitor with a big ego." "How do you know the first thing about me?" "You called your son Albert." "Who is that?" "First doctor I interned under." "He was like a father to me." "His words were gold." "A brilliant mind." "What did he practice before turning to pediatrics?" "Child psychia..." "Psychiatry." "And he was always a slow reader." "But these used to be rimless." "And the rest of me used to be black." "the children?" "Package doesn't count?" "One's as good as..." "No." "The old roles of authority." "who's the father to each other." "(SIGHING) I've waited for years for a chance to watch out for you." "And I'm watching out for you now." "But this isn't like the rest of hell." "You've got no defense against Annie." "If losing yourself or being swallowed by hell itself I'd be there cheering you on." "You've got your children back now." "They need you." "you could lose your mind." "CHRIS:" "How can you lose your mind? there's really no way back." "ALBERT:" "Think about Mom." "What you said to bring her back." "Hello?" "(ECHOING)" "Your door is open." "(WOOD CREAKING)" "(GASPS)" "Sorry. I didn't mean to scare you." "(STUTTERING) Who are you?" "I'm your neighbor." "I bought the Gormans' place two months ago." "I just moved in." "I never heard they sold their place." "right?" "They told me a lot about you." "Like what?" "What did they say? right?" "And you're a widow." "Mrs. Gorman admires your roses very much." "They were so handsome." "But now there's no water pressure in the neighborhood." "There's no electricity and no gas." "too." "Like clean clothes and books I want to read. some of my favorite paintings I have to work on." "(RUMBLING)" "(SCREAMING)" "What is it?" "They're everywhere now!" "I got it!" "It's gone." "Thank you." "You're welcome." "You say your paintings are missing." "Some of my most precious panels." "The ones that remind me." "Remind me of my husband and my children." "That's why I never leave." "Because they might return?" "I hope that's true with all my heart." "you know." "you disappear." "My wife committed suicide after our children died." "After I..." "She was the loveliest person." "Don't you think that's sad?" "Don't you have to leave?" "No." "But if you want me to go..." " l do." " All right." "The last day I saw my wife it was our anniversary." "Aren't you leaving?" "In a minute." "I was sticking around in case there was another problem." "It wasn't a wedding anniversary." "It was a very special kind of day" "no one else knows about." "(ANNIE HUMMING)" "I need to talk to you." "And you don't have to respond." "This is a one-way ticket for me." "My hanging around here is not helping you." "And it's killing me." "Today is kind of a D-Day." "I guess." "About divorce." "wouldn't it?" "I stand corrected." "Look what happens when you don't say anything for a month." "Cindy called." "She said everything is waiting for you." "The artists and curators will see you when you're better." "And I told her it was the museum and one of those meetings" "that kept you from driving that day. you weren't wrong and you'd be betraying your children." "and I called her a soulless bitch!" "And I hung up!" "That didn't go very well!" "What's true in our minds is true." "Whether some people know it or not." "That's when I realized I'm part of the problem." "Not because I remind you." "because I couldn't join you." "So I left you alone." "okay?" "Okay." "Okay." "It's okay." "ANNIE:" "So you reconciled?" "That's very romantic." "She still killed herself." "she gave up." "There's nothing wrong with it." "Her husband thought so." "He was a coward! that was his place to hide. he disconnected himself from the person he loved the most." "you lose." "When he saw his children again... I thought your children were dead." "You can see the dead." "In your dreams. lf you want to." "I wanna see Christy." "I can show you." "It's not hard." "All you have to do... it's like painting a picture." "We do it together." "Just close your eyes." "Please don't be afraid." "Remember where you were married?" "Christy!" "Christy..." "Who else would you be marrying in your dreams?" "I missed you so." "Annie..." "This is real." "The man in the garden." "It's me." "No!" "No! did you think you could take him from me?" "babe." "There's some things I have to say." "I've only got a few moments left." "I'm sorry for all the things I'll never give you." "I'll never buy you another meatball sub with extra sauce." "That was a big one." "I'll never make you smile." "I just wanted us to be old together." "Two old farts laughing at each other as our bodies fell apart." "Together at the end." "By that lake in your painting." "see?" "There's lots of things to miss. kisses...and fights." "we had some great ones!" "Thank you for those." "Thank you for every kindness." "Thank you for our children." "For the first time I saw them." "Thank you for being someone I was always proud to be with. for your sweetness." "for how I always wanted to touch you." "you were my life." "I apologize for every time I failed you." "Especially this one." "Didn't you think I'd make it?" "You were in there a while." "Took me a while to realize you were right." "Nothing you can do could help her." "This trip was for you." "Did you come close..." "To losing it?" "yeah." "Pushed it right to the edge." "That's why I had to come out now." "I'm giving up." "Not the way you think." "Al." "Will you tell my children I love them?" "And I won't leave their mother." "Thanks." "Where are we headed?" "In one minute I won't know you any better than you'll know me." "But we'll be together." "Where we belong." "Good people go to hell because they can't forgive themselves." "I know I can't." "But I can forgive you." "For killing my children?" "And my sweet husband?" "No. just to hang around you. but because I couldn't join you." "Sorry I left you alone." "okay?" "Christy?" "Christy." "What happened to this place?" "It's cold." "(CREAKING)" "(CRACKING)" "Christy?" "no!" "Don't give up!" "Don't give up!" "Christy!" "don't give up!" "Christy!" "don't give up..." "Christy." "(BIRDS CHIRPING)" "Hey!" "Remember me?" "when you lose you win." "How did we get here?" "Travel here is like everything else." "It's in your mind." "You only have to close your eyes." "If you know where you're going..." "Looks like we did." "Where you were... I tried everything." "Nothing worked." "Until you tried joining me." "What some folks call impossible... is what they haven't seen before." "lady." "Ready for that surprise I promised?" "Yeah." "That's not the surprise!" "Mommy?" "ANNIE:" "I want us to grow old together." "Can we do that here?" "Mmm-hmm." "I want it all." "As long as it's with you." "It will be." "But what about going back?" "Being reborn?" "That's the one thing we can't have here." "Finding each other all over again." "Falling in love." "Make different choices." "Try again." "Yeah." "Avoid sharp objects." "Don't worry about the kids." "They'll be here." "They want us to go." "A human life is just a heartbeat here." "And we'll all be together." "Forever." "How am I find you?" "I found you in hell and I can't find you in Jersey?"

"MAN:" "Where's the money?" "How much did you take?" "Wilson's not here to save you right now." "You know, you old timers, you don't never learn!" "Please!" "What happened to our money?" "It was for my daughter!" "Joey." "That's enough." "Bring him out, man." "Bring him out here." "Go get me Joe." "All right." "What did I tell you about stealing from us?" "It's the second time you took our money." "(speaking spanish)" "How many fucking times we got to tell you?" "Yo, what's up, Caesar?" "Don't look at him!" "This is the last time you're going to steal from us." "(BOTH speaking spanish)" "Oh, you think I'm joking now?" "(speaking spanish)" "Yo, what's up Wilson?" "(MEN CLAMORlNG)" "Calm down." "Listen, you can't shoot this motherfucker in here." "You can't." "JOEY:" "You're always saving him!" "Listen, I'll handle the man, okay?" "You the boss, Wilson." "You the boss, but I'll be standing right here." "You cool?" "I'm good, bro." "I'll be right here." "(speaking spanish)" "(speaking SPANISH)" "Damn, Joey, you fucked him up real bad, man." "He shouldn't steal from us, bro!" "He shouldn't steal from us." "(SHUSHING)" "Yo, he's a bullshitter!" "What?" "Joey, do me a favor." "Take the bags outside." "Wilson." "Take the bags outside." "Just give it a good planchado and take the bags outside, okay?" "You the boss." "Okay." "You got lucky." "Get the bags, man, let's go." "I should have shot him dead." "(speaking spanish)" "Wilson." "You don't know, bro." "Sometimes you gotta play the only chips you've got." "Gracias, Wilson." "Gracias." "Wilson, hold on." "You got a phone call." "This is Wilson." "JAVIER:" "How we doing, Wilson?" "Javier." "Doing well, very well." "Yeah, that's what they tell me." "But what can I do for you?" "You've done enough." "When are you making the payment?" "Tonight." "Will you be there?" "Do you want me to be there?" "I prefer it that way." "You know we have something to talk about." "Then I'll be there." "Divvy this shit up, all right?" "Hey Mercy, Sonia." "$10,000 per stack, not $10,001, okay?" "No more pennies given away." "(POP MUSIC PLAYING)" "(singing POP SONG)" "Jessenia, get away from the TV!" "No more." "That's it, I can't." "Wait, I'll cut you a little piece." "No, I feel as big as a truck already, Ma." "Well, that's it." "I need a bigger piece than that, Ma." "(SPEAKS spanish)" "Enjoy." "That's what I'm talking about." "Exactly what I'm talking about." "Millie." "Yeah." "We're gonna talk about those jeans?" "Wait." "Jeans." "What jeans?" "Calvins." "No, those jeans?" "Let her have them!" "Those are our jeans." "Shut up!" "(ALL clamoring)" "You have an ass, she doesn't have an ass." "I'm gonna get them for you." "Sit down." "MlLLlE:" "Girls go get them." "Sit down." "She's giving the jeans away." "Sit down." "Good flan, I like the flan." "Better than the one before." "You got a plan?" "Plans?" "You gonna live here with the baby?" "I have something cooking." "In my home I did the cooking." "My man paid the bills." "You been cooking?" "What I meant was, I have something happening down the line." "It's gonna happen." "Do the math." "She's eight months." "It's over." "Jessenia, don't be so nosy." "NlLSA:" "Get it together." "I don't want my daughter living in this neighborhood." "I thought we talked about this, already." "You're right, they don't fit." "Give us a minute, mamita." "What happened?" "Nothing." "Just give us a minute." "Are you sure that... (SPEAKS spanish)" "Okay." "All right." "I want you to listen to me." "I'm serious." "I'll take them." "I'll take them both." "If my daughter has to step foot in this rat trap neighborhood after giving birth to my grandchild." "We understand each other?" "I gotcha." "Good." "I love you, Millie." "I miss you, baby." "He's kicking like crazy." "Okay." "Good night, honey." "Good night, get home safe." "Bye, I love you." "I love you." "(CAR HORN honking)" "I'm stepping out." "Be right back, okay, babe?" "Where are you going?" "I've got to drop that thing over at Javier's." "Look, I want you to see something." "Caesar's waiting for me outside..." "Come here." "Just for one second, papi." "Okay?" "Look, it'll be a second." "A second is up, sweetie, he's outside waiting." "It's Javier, like, I can't be late." "I was late last week..." "Look, I want you to see how much you don't have to go anywhere tonight, okay?" "What's that?" "These are checks that I deposited into a legitimate business account." "See this?" "Milson Enterprises, lnc." "Who are they?" "You better not give my money to no one." "Who are they?" "Milson!" "Millie." "Wilson." "Milson Enterprises." "It's a corporation that we own." "So you see, all the money that we invested in Lugo's Bodega and the catering hall all the other ones," "I had them pay us back by check." "And I deposited it into this account, Milson Enterprises, lnc." "So, all the money that you made on the streets is clean, now." "So, you see?" "You don't have to go anywhere tonight." "You might have been the smartest girl at Baruch." "Well, I was also the smartest at Bronx Science, too." "Oh, guess what?" "What?" "I'm smarter." "Oh, really?" "How's that?" "I made you mine, didn't I?" "Right, Junior?" "Come on." "(SALSA MUSIC PLAYING)" "Get a hold of Wilson." "Okay, in through your nose." "In through your nose." "Hold it." "Hold it." "All right, you got it." "(SHRlEKlNG)" "What's with the gun?" "Hey, Javier, what's with the gun?" "Has nothing to do with Javier." "Javier, what's with his gun?" "Javier, I can't talk to this boy!" "I can't talk to this boy!" "This is between me and Javier, I can't talk to you, man." "Mind your fucking business." "Javier, what the fuck is this?" "What the fuck!" "Put that thing down." "Put the briefcase down!" "Caesar, shoot this motherfucker." "Caesar, shoot this motherfucker!" "Don't fucking move." "Open that briefcase." "Open that briefcase." "Here's your boy." "(BABY crying)" "NlLSA:" "He's so beautiful, Millie." "JESSENlA:" "Oh, he looks just like Wil." "Take care of this guy." "You two know what this is about?" "None of our business." "You taking orders from Javier now?" "Yeah." "You don't even know what's going on here." "You're gonna let me explain, or what?" "Nothing to explain." "This is between me and him, just shut the fuck up!" "It was wrong, what you did, Wil." "You passing judgment on me?" "This isn't about us." "You should have done the right thing, Wil." "Look, I have a kid coming." "You gonna do me like this?" "You should have considered your kid, not us." "Don't do this." "Don't you fucking do, don't fuck..." "I knew this much was gonna happen." "This is the life he wanted, this is what happens." "I told him not to go!" "I told him not to go." "Yo, you gotta hear this, you gotta hear this." "Joey, what's up?" "You need to know, Millie." "I had nothing to do with what happened to Wilson." "He was my compadre." "I loved him." "Look, I don't want to hear it." "But that fucking Caesar." "I think he had something to do with it." "I'm hearing a lot of shit out there in the street." "What are you hearing, Joey?" "Tell me." "You're in danger." "You and the baby." "But, look, it's gossip, people talk." "Look, let him finish!" "Jessenia, please, can you let him talk?" "I'm having a conversation, here, okay?" "You gotta get out of this neighborhood." "You gotta go." "Okay." "Thank you, Joey." "You need me for anything, I'm on the block in front of Lugo's." "You call me." "All right." "Anything." "Okay." "Oh, my son." "(BABY crying)" "Don't you worry about anything." "I'll protect you." "Hey, Joey." "Hi, nenas." "(RAP MUSIC PLAYING ON CAR RADIO)" "(CAR ALARMS BEEPS)" "(RAP MUSIC PLAYING ON EARPHONES)" "I know who she's going for." "I'm not bringing nobody." "girl:" "Who are you going for?" "I don't tell, but I do." "'Cause y'all talk too much." "Oh, come on, this is not high school." "Ana." "You know what I'm saying?" "Wilson." "How was the test?" "That bad?" "I couldn't finish it." "It was hard as fuck." "Statistics is like anything." "It's just numbers." "To you, maybe." "To me it's like hieroglyphics married to codes and symbols." "Well, bring it by the house and we'll review it together." "What's wrong?" "Nothing." "What's wrong?" "(RAP MUSIC PLAYING ON RADIO)" "MlLLlE:" "Well, that's what she said all the time, the lost art of cooking." "Secret is in the sofrito." "Wilson?" "Come here and say hi to a friend of mine." "Wilson." "(clicks TONGUE)" "(sighs)" "Oh, that's all right, that's all right." "Look, maybe we can do this somewhere alone, someday." "Yeah." "And we will." "You want to give me a minute?" "Sure." "Thanks." "Wilson, get back here right now." "That wasn't necessary." "Well, you know something, I just don't remember raising any idiots." "Pleasure to meet you, Wilson." "Okay, leave." "Get out of this room, right now." "I'm sorry." "It's a phase." "Yeah, we all go through phases." "Don't worry." "Cheers." "RANDY:" "There it is." "Yes!" "Come on!" "What up, little man?" "Wil!" "What up!" "Oh, okay, Xbox 360." "Okay." "Come on, come on." "Come on." "Start all over, start all over." "Start a new game." "Wait a minute." "Go get your homework." "See, I like that you just know what to do." "Delicioso." "Yeah." "See you tonight." "Where's your homework, Randy?" "Found it." "Exactly." "Here." "Come here, come here." "Eight times eight is what?" "Sixty-four." "Okay, so why did you put fifty-six?" "I don't know." "MlLLlE:" "Wilson?" "Yeah?" "Can I talk to you, please?" "He's checking my homework, Mom." "I know that, baby." "He'll be right back." "Turn that off until you're done with your homework." "Mom!" "Off." "(GROANS)" "These last two right here are wrong." "Really?" "Yeah." "Check them." "Stop rushing your homework." "Son, let me ask you a question." "What did I tell you about the garage?" "You didn't tell me nothing." "I told you I wanted it cleaned out." "I wanted to put some workout stuff in there." "You can hire people to do that." "No, Son." "I asked you to do it." "This ain't even about the garage and you know it." "Well, okay, I really don't give a shit what you think it's about." "You know what?" "I just want you to do what I ask you to do." "It's that simple." "I'm not gonna do it." "What's your problem lately?" "I don't have a problem." "It seems like you do." "Now, you keep disrespecting me, and you keep doing it over and over, Wilson." "And I want to know..." "By the way, did you have to be rude to Ralph?" "Who gives a shit about your friend, Ralph?" "Hey!" "I do." "What's your problem?" "You know what?" "Forget it." "I said I was gonna help Randy with his homework." "Wilson, wait." "Listen, you've never questioned my integrity before." "And you know what I'm about." "If you have something to say to me, Son, then just..." "Then say it." "You know what?" "What?" "What?" "ANA:" "So what do you know about your father?" "Nothing to talk about there." "I was ten when my grandmother died, and after that my mom shut down, and she went man-crazy." "Can't blame her for that." "I'm not blaming her for that." "You're judging her." "I'm not judging her, I'm just saying it's irresponsible, that's all." "What are you talking about, Wilson?" "Forget it." "I don't even want to get into it." "It's just..." "Shutting down is not gonna help." "I'm not shutting down." "I'm not gonna let you get me into this back-and-forth stuff." "What back-and-forth stuff?" "What?" "What back-and-forth stuff?" "How we going back and forth?" "This." "I need a break." "Look." "The last relationship my mom had," "Randy was produced, and the man disappeared." "And?" "And I love my brother more than anything on this planet." "And she is getting older." "She should slow down a bit." "She don't need to do this in front of Randy." "Do what?" "You know what I'm talking about." "You want her to be alone?" "She's not gonna be alone, because she has me and Randy." "You're being silly." "You know what?" "I don't give a shit anyway." "I'm 21 years old." "I want to have my own place." "I want to move out." "I don't want to be in the house no more." "Really?" "Why you smiling?" "I don't know." "You're not ready to live with me." "Your father would kill us." "And what is with your father, anyway?" "What are you talking about?" "Well, it's the way he looks at me." "It's like he's ready to kill somebody, like..." "He's got these eyebrows." "They're like werewolves." "Don't use my father as an excuse." "Anyway..." "I'm a good woman." "Yeah." "Yeah." "This is true." "You don't know what you're missing." "Anyway, my daddy's like a teddy bear." "Oh, yeah?" "ANA:" "You trying to get me on the hood again?" "MAN:" "Ana!" "How you doing, sir?" "Hi, Daddy." "Enjoy the orange." "Wilson." "Werewolf." "Stop." "I'm telling you." "Goes for the shot." "Ice cream?" "Yep." "Randy, I thought I told you to leave the ball in the car." "They'll steal it." "Nobody's going to steal anything." "Stop bouncing this ball." "Okay." "Okay." "All right." "Come on." "Don't bounce it." "Don't bounce..." "Don't bounce it!" "He bounces it high!" "You wanna keep bouncing the ball, huh?" "RANDY:" "Keep bouncing it, keep bouncing it." "He goes for the shot!" "But he misses it!" "He shoots it!" "He gets the rebound!" "Another shot!" "Randy." "Come here, sweetie." "Sweetheart, stay close to me." "You want chicken tonight?" "RANDY:" "No." "Pizza." "No." "Chicken." "WOMAN:" "Let me get a pound of salami, please." "Randy." "Okay." "Come here, Randy." "Stay close to me." "Stay real close, okay, baby?" "Please, baby." "Stop bouncing the ball." "I told you." "Please!" "Stop bouncing the ball!" "Shit." "Excuse me." "Millie." "I thought that was you." "It's me, Wanda." "From the Bronx." "Willis Ave." "Wanda, wow." "It's been a while." "Is he yours?" "I'm Randy." "Oh, how adorable." "Oh, but this isn't compayWilson's, right?" "Wilson's dead." "We gotta go." "It's good to see you." "I didn't know you were in Connecticut now." "You know, you should give me your number." "Sure." "Give it to me." "I'll log it in." "Here we go." "It's good to see you." "Take care." "Yeah, you too." "Let's go." "We didn't get my cereal." "We'll get it later, sweetheart, just stand in front of me and watch the cart." "ANA:" "What you know about this, Wil?" "wilson:" "It's an old joint." "It's a classic right here." "I wanna see you get busy." "(REGGAETON PLAYING ON CAR RADIO)" "How's that doing for you, baby?" "You see, like that." "Come on, you do it." "No, you do it better than me." "Come on." "That's all you right there." "You're so cute." "I like it when you smile." "ANA:" "So what, did you speak to your math professor?" "wilson:" "Yeah, I spoke to him." "What did he say?" "What he always says." "What did he say?" ""No exceptions." Meanwhile, I got a 4.0." "4.0. 4.0's I get in the class and he gives me attitude." "Don't listen to him." "What are you doing?" "Mom says we're moving." "What are you talking about?" "MlLLlE:" "Randy, sweetie, can you come upstairs and get the rest of your toys?" "Fine." "Good, I'm glad you're here." "Can you help me with some of this?" "So, we're not taking any heavy stuff right now." "You're kidding me, right?" "Does it look like it?" "I'm not going anywhere, Ma." "Wilson, no." "Uh-uh." "I don't have time for this right now." "Make time!" "What did you say?" "This has become a thing for you now, right?" "Is that what this is?" "Every couple of years we move to a new town?" "What is it, Mom?" "The dates dry out?" "There's no more men to fuck around..." "Hey!" "Maybe I should go." "No, no, no." "That's okay." "Stay right there." "You, come here." "You may be 21, but don't you ever dare talk to me like that." "I'm not 14 anymore, Mom!" "I know that, Wilson!" "Okay?" "Let's get it through your head!" "I'm not 14 anymore." "I'm not gonna move for some phantom reason that you can never fully explain to me." "Okay, listen to me Wilson!" "Till this day, Son, you've never needed anything, right?" "Right?" "Yeah, so?" "Yeah, so!" "So right now you need to listen to me!" "And go get some of your things together." "You're absolutely right." "Till this day I never needed anything." "But you have to give me something, Mom." "Because I'm not going anywhere." "You're a man already." "Fine." "Come with me." "I'm gonna go." "No." "Stay." "Because we might end up living together sooner than you think." "I've been trying to crack that safe since I was 14." "I know." "Combination's your birthday." "Oh, I should have known!" "Do you wanna know about your father?" "You wanna know?" "Or what?" "Because if you don't, it ends right here." "Fine." "Let's go back upstairs and do what we have to do." "I wanna know." "I wanna know." "Fine." "I've always been straight with you, Wilson," "I'm not gonna stop now." "Your father, he was a drug dealer, Wilson." "Great." "So, you're telling me he was a fucking loser." "Is that what it is?" "That loser was my husband." "And it's gonna take you about 20 more years to become half the man that he was at your age." "Don't you ever talk about your father like that to me again." "This is fucking bullshit, Mom." "Get the fuck over here!" "Come here." "Hey." "MlLLlE:" "This is some serious shit and I need you to step outside of yourself for a minute." "And be a man." "I am a man." "Fine." "Then all I'm asking you to do right now, Wilson, is to listen." "No heavy lifting, just listen." "Like a real man." "Come on, you can have that one." "Go ahead." "I'm listening." "Now, your father, he..." "He got himself into some deep trouble with some people." "20 years ago?" "Are you gonna listen?" "Go ahead." "Three times they came at me." "One time when you were just a little baby." "And then again when you were Randy's age, and then yet again when you were 14." "How come I don't remember any of this?" "Because I have always done what I'm doing now." "You know what?" "Now you gotta listen to me, Mom." "Okay?" "I'm not leaving everything that I have here." "I'm not leaving Ana." "I'm not leaving school." "Nothing." "For some Tony Montana that doesn't exist." "Tony Montana shit that doesn't exist, huh?" "Why don't you feel that?" "Stop." "Do you feel it?" "Mom." "No." "Do you feel it?" "Stop!" "Stop!" "Where did you get that?" "Where did you get the fucking gun, Mom?" "Mom?" "What is all that?" "It's called weight, Son." "Mom." "Yeah." "Listen." "I'm taking Randy because I have to protect him." "Protect him from what, Mom?" "Because we've been spotted, Son." "That's all you need to know." "Been spotted by who?" "Okay." "Okay." "Randy and I are leaving." "You coming?" "My God, you're not coming." "If you're your father's son, you'll defend yourself." "You won't let anything happen to you." "Doesn't make sense, Mom." "It was 20 years ago, right?" "Okay." "You're good." "Mommy says you're not coming." "Not right now." "You don't love me?" "We're not partners?" "We will always be partners." "Always." "Come here." "I love you." "I love you, too." "Okay, good." "Give me some." "You're the man." "I'll call you later, all right?" "All right." "Be a good boy." "Listen to Mommy." "You okay, baby?" "I love you, Mommy." "I love you too, baby." "I got it." "Take care of him?" "Mmm-hmm." "Son." "I'm sorry." "ANA:" "Dominos?" "What?" "This is real numbers here." "Okay." "Babe, pizza again?" "I never said I could cook." "That's a lie." "This one's different, they put pineapples in it." "It's been a few days, babe." "Your mom's fine." "She'd have been fine here." "Whatever." "Fine." "What are you gonna do?" "I don't wanna talk about it right now." "Okay." "Done." "You want more?" "No, I'm good." "I'll drink from yours." "Oh my God, babe, you just missed it!" "wilson:" "What happened?" "Who's ahead?" "What did I miss?" "Baby, do me a favor." "Bring the plates to the kitchen, we're done." "Ay, bendito, you miss your mom." "Please?" "Give me a kiss." "Baby." "I like this." "You have candles?" "Baby, I want you to go downstairs to the basement, I want... (DOORBELL rings) And I want you to hide under the stairs." "Who's that?" "What are you talking about?" "You're scaring me, Wilson." "Please." "Go now." "ANA:" "Knives?" "What is it?" "Be quiet." "Go!" "Go!" "Come on!" "wilson:" "They're here to kill us." "ANA:" "What's going on?" "Keep it down, baby." "What's going on?" "Keep it down." "How'd they get in so easily?" "How'd they get in?" "I thought the door was locked." "I left the door unlocked when I got the pizza." "Damn, babe." "Shit." "(GUN firing)" "Why are they shooting at us?" "We're okay, we're okay." "Stay there, okay?" "Yeah, I'm staying here." "But why are they shooting at us?" "I don't know, babe." "They looking for you?" "No, they're looking for my mom." "I think." "My birthday, my birthday, come on." "Please." "(speaking spanish)" "(speaking spanish)" "ANA:" "Wilson, you need to do something, let's go!" "Wilson, what are you looking for?" "wilson: 1985." "What are you looking for?" "I can't believe this." "You got this, Wilson." "Shit, you have a gun?" "You got this." "Yeah." "Where'd you get the gun from?" "Mom." "Miss DeLeon gave you a gun?" "Yeah." "Oh, shit." "Why are they looking for you, Wilson?" "Babe, relax!" "Okay?" "Relax?" "Someone's shooting at us." "What are you doing with a gun?" "Please, okay?" "Please." "Shit!" "I think they're coming." "What the fuck is going on, babe?" "Get back under the stairs." "Okay, okay." "(ANA screaming)" "Get the gun!" "wilson:" "Stay there, okay?" "Wait!" "Where you going?" "Ana, stay there." "Don't move." "Please." "I don't think you should go." "Come on!" "Put the gun down." "Fuck." "Come here." "I love you." "I love you, too." "It's all right." "MILLIE:" "How's Ana?" "WILSON:" "Fine." "Well, as fine as she can be, considering." "What's this all about, Mom?" "Over 20 years ago, right?" "Mom, why is this beef with you?" "Because to them I'm just a policy." "I know who they are, Wilson." "They murdered your father." "And while I'm still alive, no one feels safe, as far as they're concerned." ""They"?" "Well, you know, I say "they", but not really." "It's..." "It's one guy." "Who?" "A guy." "Who?" "His name is Javier Cordero." "He lives in Puerto Rico." "When's the last time you seen him?" "20 years ago." "You know, I don't want to talk about this anymore." "You look tired." "Mom, there's ways to deal with this kind of thing." "No, you need to get to bed." "Listen to me." "I'm not getting into this with you right now, Wilson." "There's Witness Protection Program." "Enough, already!" "Don't you think I've tried that, Wilson?" "There is no Witness Protection Program for us." "We're not very high on their priority list, Wilson." "You know how much the government is willing to spend to relocate us and keep us on the DL?" "You, me and Randy are not worth the expense to them, because they told me all they'll have is a small-time gangster named Cordero." "Now, why don't you download that into your brain?" "We're alone on this one." "There will be no help." "And the sooner you realize that, the sooner you're gonna help me keep this family alive." "ANA:" "Miss DeLeon, can I ask you something?" "That depends." "On what?" "On how long you plan to stick around." "Hey, I'm here." "I love Wilson, Miss DeLeon." "I know you do, Ana." "That's not what I'm referring to." "I know what you're referring to." "And if he was someone else, I would have been gone a long time ago." "I don't know." "I don't know what's going on." "And I don't know if I want to know." "Ana, what I think you should know is that when you love someone, their journey becomes yours, just as much as theirs." "Yeah." "Miss DeLeon, no disrespect, but what is it that you wanna know?" "You're so young." "You got your whole life ahead of you." "I know." "Why do you want to complicate it?" "Maybe this isn't the right time for you to commit." "I don't..." "I don't have the answer you want." "And I don't know how far I'm willing to go with all this." "The only thing I'm sure of is that I'm not going anywhere today." "Okay." "RANDY:" "Got you!" "In!" "Go get it." "RANDY:" "Why can't you get it?" "Thank you." "You know I..." "Huh?" "Right here." "Can I have the ball, please?" "Come on." "Come on." "Come on." "Randy, stand behind me." "wilson:" "What are you trying to say?" "ANA:" "No!" "It's 20 years it's been happening!" "This is my mom I'm talking about." "This isn't about your mother, it's about you!" "Could you stop?" "This isn't a good idea, Wilson." "It's not." "How long am I supposed to let this go on?" "It's not up to you." "It is." "It's not..." "You saw the look in her eyes when she saw that man." "Right?" "We both saw that." "Who was he?" "Doesn't matter." "It does matter!" "It doesn't matter." "It's like she saw the Devil himself." "What am I supposed to do?" "I don't know, baby, I don't know." "This is the best you could come up with?" "Listen to me!" "This is the way, ma." "I gotta do this this way." "She's not gonna tell me anything, so I gotta go over there and find out." "This is the first time in my life" "I look in my mom's eyes and she don't know what to do." "And I've never seen her like that." "I gotta do this." "Okay?" "I gotta do this." "Who do you think you are?" "Her son." "Hey, taxi?" "Yeah." "Bag?" "Throw it in." "I'm Solomon!" "Welcome to my cab!" "How you doing?" "Talk to you in English 'cause I know you are from New York." "Right?" "SOLOMON:" "Where we going?" "wilson:" "Isla Verde." "Isla Verde." "Hey!" "My name is really Manuel." "But people call me Solomon!" "Okay." "Why?" "'Cause I got the answers." "Any problems in Puerto Rico, you talk to Solomon." "Oh." "What a beautiful sight, huh?" "Nothing more beautiful on this island than our women!" "Tigers are beautiful." "And they have teeth, also, like women." "Can't be that bad." "What did I tell you?" "I'm Solomon, puñeta!" "Gracias." "Bye." "Strawberry lcy." "(speaking spanish)" "Okay." "All right." "Enough of the tour." "I gotta go see somebody in Ocean Park." "Oh, my God!" "Hey, Aunt Jessie." "Oh, my goodness!" "(speaking spanish)" "I'm good, I'm good." "How are you?" "Ah, you know." "You look good." "Thank you!" "Look at you!" "You're not a little boy anymore, huh?" "You know." "Come in." "Oh, my God." "Wow!" "Thank you." "You're welcome." "So..." "What are you doing here?" "Just taking a break from school." "Oh, really?" "Where you staying?" "This small hotel in Isla Verde." "No, you can't stay at a hotel." "Look." "You can stay here, I have plenty of room." "No, no." "I don't want to impose." "You're not imposing." "I know, but that's not why I came here." "I just wanted to ask you a few things." "Oh, yeah?" "Like what?" "About my father." "What beef did he have with a man named Javier Cordero?" "What's the matter?" "Nothing." "Relax." "I know he was a drug dealer, and the whole bit." "Okay." "I'm gonna tell you this one thing." "And then I don't want to talk about it any more." "Okay." "You said that you know that your father was in that business, right?" "Yeah." "I never knew anyone that hung out with the real dogs, like Javier Cordero, that lasted longer than five years." "He's not bad news, Wilson." "He's the worst news there is." "Okay." "So whatever happened to Cordero?" "I don't know." "Last I heard, he owned a club in Old San Juan." "Mora's." "Sweetie, do me a favor?" "Don't ask anybody that question on this island." "What question?" "As far as our family is concerned," "Javier Cordero is dead." "Okay?" "(SPANISH HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING)" "Oh, yeah." "(PHONE ringing)" "Hello." "Hey." "It's me." "Hey, Mom." "Are you all right?" "I'm good, I'm good." "Everything okay over there?" "Yeah, everything's fine." "Where are you?" "I'm at a friend's place till I figure things out." "There's nothing to figure out, Son." "You got a family." "Come home." "I will, soon." "You sure you're all right?" "Yeah." "Okay." "You know, Randy wants to talk to you." "Here he is." "Hello?" "Hey." "Where are you?" "I'm nearby." "I'm gonna see you soon." "My school told mom I'm so smart for my grade." "I told you you were smarter than me." "Nobody's smarter than you, Wil." "I miss you." "Come home." "I miss you too." "Put Mommy on, okay?" "I love you." "I love you too." "Bye." "Bye." "Take care of yourself, son." "I will." "Wilson." "Yeah." "I love you, Son." "I love you too, Mom." "It's you." "It's always me." "I told you so." "Where are we going, sir?" "Viejo San Juan." "(SPEAKS spanish)" "We're good right here." "(GREETS in spanish)" "Hey, hey, kid!" "Yeah." "Remember." "Tigers with teeth." "(ROARS)" "Gotcha." "(HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING)" "(speaking spanish)" "Come and drink." "(CHATTERlNG)" "(speaking spanish)" "Shit." "Wilson DeLeon, Jr." "Wilson DeLeon, Jr." "I'd ask you to sit down, but as you can see, there's only one chair." "Mine." "(laughing) Goddamn." "How's your mother?" "Alive." "And you come here to find out why I'd like to change that." "Right?" "What do you need from us?" "I don't need anything from you." "She has something that belongs to me." "For 20 years?" "Yes." "What is it?" "What is it?" "What do you think it is?" "Money." "Money." "My mother doesn't have any money." "Oh, she has money." "My money." "Didn't I say that?" "Maybe you could work something out." "You think you can work out two million dollars?" "Two million dollars?" "She doesn't have two million dollars." "Trust me." "You sound just like your father." "You're intelligent." "I can hear it in your voice." "Stupid people, they can quote Socrates anytime they want." "It wouldn't matter." "They still sound stupid." "Listen to me." "I came here man to man so me and you can work this thing out together." "I want you to leave my mother out of this." "You wanna negotiate with me." "Not a good idea." "I want you to go back and speak with your mother." "Better yet." "Let her do the talking." "One look at you, she'll know where you've been." "(GROANlNG)" "(MEN speaking spanish)" "(speaking spanish)" "(MEN speaking spanish)" "(ringing)" "WILSON:" "Hello?" "Hey." "It's me." "Why haven't you called?" "I've called you like, 20 times." "Don't talk so fast." "What's wrong?" "I'm all right, I..." "What happened, Wilson?" "I don't know how I got back to my hotel last night, but I'm all right." "What do you mean?" "What happened, babe?" "When are you coming home?" "Hmm, that's a good one." "Looks like it hurts." "All right, let's see if you can handle this." "Oh, yeah." "That's right." "It hurts, right?" "Okay." "So what did I tell you about riding your bike without a helmet?" "Odds go up 50% of me getting hurt?" "That's right." "No more bike riding for you." "Never again in my life?" "Ever?" "Just relax." "Just until you heal up 100%." "Can I have a sandwich?" "What kind?" "Peanut butter and jelly." "No, we're out of peanut butter and jelly." "What about a mud, lettuce and tomato sandwich?" "Just joking." "You're a bad Mom." "I know." "Come on." "Go upstairs, clean up and I'll make you that sandwich." "Gotcha, Mom." ""Thank you, Mom!"" "You're welcome!" "Wil!" "Yeah!" "What's up, man?" "What's up?" "Look at your face." "It looks just like mine." "Yeah, what happened to yours?" "My bike fell." "And you were on it, right?" "Mmm-hmm." "What happened to yours?" "I fell on somebody's fist." "Must have been a big fist." "Yeah, it was." "Me and Mommy gotta talk." "Okay." "So you go upstairs, you lock the door, I'll be up there soon." "Gotcha." "All right, come on." "MlLLlE:" "Hey, look who's back." "Glad you're back." "You know, Ana called like three times and you know something, she sounded really..." "What happened to you?" "Nothing, I got into a fight." "Where?" "Doesn't matter, Ma." "Please sit down so..." "No, no, I don't wanna sit." "Just tell me what happened." "Let me take a look at that." "Ma, stop." "Looks bad." "Stop, stop." "I just wanna talk." "Okay." "We'll talk." "I'll listen and I'll make a sandwich for Randy, okay?" "How you been putting me through college, Mom?" "You're getting yourself through college, Son." "You're really bright." "Mom, please, it's important." "All right, so what are you saying?" "How did I pay for your education?" "Does it matter to you?" "Yeah, it does." "Why?" "Because maybe that's the reason why this is all happening." "You know, I never questioned why we lived so well." "Because it's all I knew." "Buy another house." "No problems, no questions asked." "You know, come to think of it, Mom," "I can't recall the last time you even had a job." "Or at least one that didn't keep you away from me and Randy too long." "How'd you do it?" "I wanna show you something." "Have a seat." "You'll learn something." "Ay, nene, your becoming a man is getting real tiring." "Okay, so..." "Okay, this is it." "What?" "What is this?" "It's the investments we own and, yeah, some stocks I bought in the '80s, all of which put us in a position never to have to worry about money." "Is this Microsoft stock?" "Yes, I was so stupid." "I should have bought more." "Wow." "You had some serious investments." "Yeah, I made some smart choices." "Okay, so, I did my part." "How'd you get your bruises?" "I went to Puerto Rico and I met with Javier Cordero." "What did you do?" "He told me you took two million dollars." "What did you do?" "Mom." "What?" "Mom, what's wrong?" "Mom." "Mom, what's wrong?" "I'm gonna kick your butt." "Randy!" "Put on your jacket and meet me downstairs." "I mean it." "Hurry up!" "Mom." "What's wrong?" "What's wrong?" "You got your gun?" "No." "All right, take this." "Why you giving me this?" "Because it's not about the fucking two million dollars!" "What are you talking about?" "Why do you think they let you live?" "He's in PR, Mom." "I'm ready." "He said something about a message." "Sweet Jesus." "Randy!" "Wilson!" "Go on." "Mommy." "It's gonna be all right, baby." "Stay in here!" "They're gonna hurt Wil." "No, I won't let that happen." "Just keep your head down." "RANDY:" "Mommy!" "Mommy!" "Mommy, where's Wil?" "Randy, stay in there!" "Mom!" "Mommy!" "Mommy!" "Mommy!" "Randy?" "Oh God!" "Oh no!" "Oh, please!" "Oh God!" "No!" "No!" "Mommy." "RANDY:" "Mommy, where you going?" "Stay right here." "Oh fuck." "Okay, okay." "Mom!" "Get in the house!" "You want me, motherfuckers?" "Come on!" "Come on!" "Mom, you're wide open." "Come on, let's go, come on!" "Come on, Mom!" "MlLLlE:" "Go get Randy, go get Randy and go down to the basement!" "wilson:" "Mom..." "Do what I tell you!" "Just do what I tell you." "Just back away from the door." "Are you hurt?" "No." "Okay." "I want this to end." "Wilson, I want this to end." "Oh, God, I want this to end, Wilson!" "Mom." "Oh, God, are you hurt?" "No, I'm okay." "Mom." "Mom, I'm okay." "I'm just, I'm just so tired." "I just..." "You're my heart." "Baby, come here." "Randy!" "Oh, baby." "Are you okay?" "I'm okay, Mommy." "Okay." "I'm sorry, Mom." "I should have known you were right." "You understand, do you understand that I would do anything for you?" "I would do anything for you!" "I would do..." "I would do anything for you, Son." "Mommy." "It's okay." "You're all right, okay?" "It's gonna be okay." "You're my heart." "My sons." "Oh, God." "My sons." "Okay, Miss DeLeon, tell me from the top." "From the beginning." "There was two men." "They came into the house." "Miss DeLeon?" "If it's not about the money, then why?" "Because it's never about why with those kinds of people." "It's about what's theirs." "And about what's yours that's theirs." "I don't understand, Mom." "I said that it wasn't about the two million because it isn't." "At least, not money that belongs to him." "So the money does exist." "My husband." "Your father never skimmed money or stole from Javier Cordero." "Ever dime that he worked for he earned." "Work, Mom?" "Okay, what's that all about, Son?" "He was a drug dealer." "He was a criminal." "He was a good person who made bad choices." "But if judging your Dad is something you need to do right now, Son," "I'm gonna let you do it." "But you still have so much to learn about life." "Understand this." "You wouldn't have had the good life that you've had up until now, if it wasn't for him." "So if you're going to judge your father for wanting to provide us with a better life, then, Son, you're gonna have to do that with everyone else that you know who's made it." "Because if you dig deep enough into people's lives, you're gonna find stains." "Stains in all our histories." "All right, let's go." "No, I'm sorry, Mom, okay?" "Before we leave..." "The money." "It still exists, right?" "The money is still in our possession and worth a lot more than two million, only now, thanks to Mom, it's legitimate tender, just like everyone else's." "So, where do we go?" "This has to end." "Why are you doing this to us?" "This is not about us." "Like you said, if your mother has all the money she's ever going to need, then why are you doing this?" "Because I know now that it doesn't matter where we go." "They're going to keep coming." "They're not going to stop." "Do you know what you sound like?" "I'm not a gangster, Ana!" "That's right, you're not a gangster, Wilson." "It has to end!" "It has to end!" "This is too much." "This is not why I got into this." "Well, then why did you get into this?" "Why?" "Originally because I thought you were smarter than me." "So, where do we go now?" "Now, you kiss me and you tell me that everything is going to be all right." "Babe, look." "Look at me." "I swear to God, everything is going to be fine." "Okay?" "Okay." "What do you want me to do?" "Come here." "Be careful." "Be careful." "SOLOMON:" "Wow." "This your girlfriend?" "This is my mother." "Mom, this is Solomon." "(BOTH speaking spanish)" "You're a baby!" "Where are we going?" "El San Juan Hotel." "SOLOMON:" "This time you got a little more money?" "You could say that." "(speaking spanish)" "That's going to be great for my girlfriend." "I'm going to come back for that." "Thanks very much." "I appreciate it." "Well, let's see." "That's very nice." "Yeah, it's simple but classy." "Well, that's you, Son." "I know." "All right." "So let's go." "All right." "Kids' toys get more expensive each day." "(speaking spanish)" "What's wrong?" "Let's bury this, shall we?" "(CELL PHONE ringing)" "It's Ana." "Talk to her." "Hello?" "ANA:" "Wilson?" "Are you there?" "I'm here." "I'm here." "Ana... (SOBBING) I'm here." "You've got to be strong, babe." "And if I never see you again?" "That's not going to happen." "How do you know?" "I just know." "Look, I'm going to go now." "I'll be back before you know it, okay?" "Okay." "We can go home right now." "No, we can't." "You know something?" "You look just like your father." "You do." "I may sound like him and look like him, Mom, but I'm not him." "I'm you." "Everything that I am is you." "I love you, Mom, and there's no going back." "Okay, Son." "Come on, baby." "(REGGAE MUSIC PLAYING)" "(speaking spanish)" "She's beautiful, isn't she?" "Her name is Mora." "Isn't she beautiful?" "Yes, she is." "Is she your daughter?" "No, that's not my daughter." "That's my sister." "She's the only family I ever had." "She was 15 when I had that painting made, two years before she died." "No disrespect." "I'm sorry about your sister and all, but I'm here to talk about my mother." "We're having the same conversation." "What do you mean?" "She died in 1985." "She used to live in New York." "She wanted to go to New York University." "At 15, she was the smartest girl on this island." "JAVIER:" "I didn't have anyone in New York I could trust her with except for someone I trusted with my money." "Your father." "Compay Wilson." "I didn't suspect a thing." "Your father was making me so much money." "She calls me." "She tells me about the affair, tells me about how much she loved your father, but most of all, how much your father loved your mother." "Your father was my age." "My sister was 17." "That's illegal in your country." "By the time I got to New York to bring her back, she was dead." "She killed herself and the baby she was carrying for one month." "I thought killing your father would have done it for me." "I couldn't understand why I felt so dissatisfied." "But then it came to me." "He killed the one person" "I love more than anything in the world." "But I suppose things change." "If he were alive today, you would be the one person that he would" "Iove more than anything in the world." "Javier!" "(speaking spanish)" "Come on." "What's that?" "wilson:" "Shit!" "Mom..." "Okay." "It's okay." "Come on, give it some gas, right now!" "All right, go a little faster, buddy, come on." "Put your head down." "What are you going to do?" "Put your head down, Wilson." "Just stay close, Wilson, okay?" "He works for Cordero, Mom." "I used to." "You took care of that for me." "No, he didn't take care of it." "Don't give him the gun, Mom." "Don't give him the gun." "But this one?" "This one for me because this one's the one that got me my empire." "Well, it's my time now." "Let's go, Wilson." "Why'd you have to give him the gun?" "Because sometimes you play the only chips you've got." "(HORN HONKS)" "Not a good idea to be walking these streets at this hour." "You're right." "Okay, let's get in." "Hop right in." "How you doing, Solomon?" "SOLOMON:" "Going up with each morning and with the sun following me like madness." "This is all they had." "Sorry." "I'm starving." "Can I ask you something?" "Sure." "When you spoke with Cordero, did you ask him why?" "Yeah." "What did he say?" "It's about the money, Mom." "Just like you said." "Money." "The money?" "Yeah." "What do you know?" "It's all about the money with those kinds of people." "Yeah, you're right." "You tired?" "Yeah." "Okay." "Let's go home, Son." "Okay." "Okay." "Dude!" "Where's my baby?" "Come here." "Come here." "I missed you so much." "God, you need a haircut." "Look who's here." "Look who's there." "Will!" "Come here." "I missed you!" "I missed you." "It's all good." "Give me some." "You the man." "That's right." "I could tell." "Can I cut in?" "MlLLlE:" "Come here." "Hey." "Hey." "Thank you for taking care of him." "He took care of me." "Come on." "Like a werewolf." "Big." "What are you telling her?" "What are you telling her?" "I'm telling her that your father has very big eyebrows." "Cute." "Like a werewolf." "You're kidding me?" "Is that real?" "I still look forward to meeting your family."

"Guy Walks In..." "Okay, listen up." "This is the NASD Series 7 stockbroker's exam." "It will test your knowledge of stocks, bonds and other securities." "If your last name starts with A through L, you should be next door." "The exam is in two parts, each part is three hours long there will be a one-hour break." "As I call your name, please answer "here. "" " Martin, Samantha." " Here." " McClure, Peter." " Here." " Moltisanti, Christopher." " Here!" "Tony!" "Jesus Christ!" "Can I talk to you?" " Where the fuck you been?" " We're gonna talk here?" " Come in the house." " I got your word, I walk in I'm walking back out." "I don't see you for all this time." "No word." "Nothing." "This is how you come back?" "Do I got your word?" "Coffee?" "No." "You look good." " Tan." " Yeah, right." "The tan ghost." "You're a good guy, Tony, but you abuse that jokey shit." " What you gotta say to me?" " I'm back, Tony." "I'm tan." "I'm in a fucking tan nightmare." "What, you think I'm stupid?" "I don't know it when every one of my friends turns against me?" "Fuck!" "All right, easy, okay?" "I don't think you're stupid." "There was a fucking rat." "So you finger me?" "You think I didn't know what was going on when you come to my house, telling me you're my friend?" "That's when I knew I was in trouble." "When out of the blue you start telling me you're my friend!" " Oh, is that right?" " Anthony Jr., get up!" "I think I'm sick!" "You owe me the fucking explanation!" "You know it!" "Well, remind me never to get sick again." "Never to have a serious illness, because with you, Sylvio and Paulie and all you pricks, weakness spreads as fucking treason!" "Fuck you!" "I don't want to hear about your back anymore!" "Who's your fucking boss, huh?" "Who gets the explanation?" "Am I supposed to trust you?" "You off-the-reservation cocksucker!" "It was a broad, Tony." "It was complicated." " My back was for shit, you knew that." " I don't want to hear about your back!" "That's how we met." "This fucking "spondylolisth. "" "That's why I was popping Percocets like freaking Jujubes." "So my doctor, he prescribes this clinic for me in Puerto Rico." "I didn't exactly object, given the vibes around here." "Go ahead, check." " You don't tell your wife?" " That twat brought on most of this." " How?" " Listen." "Down there I met this girl." "Twenty-six an acupuncturist." "It was the only thing that helped my sciatic nerve." "One thing led to another." " You can't send one feeler to me?" " I'm gonna trust you?" "Paulie?" "Take the word of a degenerate cop over me?" "Tony, who are you talking to down there?" "Jesus!" "So why'd you come back, huh?" "What changed?" "Nothing changed." "That's the problem." "Still got two kids in college." "One just got married, needs my help." "I gotta get my action back." "Oh, just like that?" "I came to you, Tony." "I'm in your hands." "Bring up two cases of bottled water with you, then!" "Come here." "Come here, you fat fuck." "Hey, my back!" "I still gotta get these frigging shots." "You fucking beached whale." "Hey!" "Want to pat this down too?" "Come here." "Come on." "Don't ever pull this shit again." " So your uncle's under indictment?" " 12 RICO predicates." "Who stepped up to run his crew?" "Piss boy." "Philly Parisi." "Oh, yeah, Philly." "Philly!" "Don't forget the pastries!" "That's my favorite bag." "Don't lose it." "Yo, Philly!" "Were you waiting long?" "Not bad." "We were late landing anyhow." "Thanks for doing this, Philly." "Coming off the lam, every nickel counts." "These fucking cabs!" "So how's Boston?" "It was good to be back for a while, then, you know..." "Do I?" "That place is Scranton, with clams." "So, what's been going on?" "Same tale of woe..." "What's this I hear about Tony Soprano's mother, some accident?" " Had her in a nursing home." " Get out of here." "This upset Junior no end." "When Junior come after him Tony went to the home, tried to suffocate his own mother." "You shouldn't spread that rumor." "That's some ugly shit." "Only telling you." " Listen, you'd be fucking amazed." " There's more?" "No, what?" " He was seeing a psychiatrist." " Tony?" "Fucking broad from Montclair." "Anyway this is who leads us now." "Here you go, kid." "There you go, you big mouth fuck!" "Fuck!" "It's done." "Maybe she's seeing someone." "You know, the way I see you." "See why she'd never tell me." "I'm afraid we have to stop now." " When will your office be finished?" " My new carpet's not in yet." "I'm sorry." "I know this is awkward." "My old therapist worked out of his home." "That's... not convenient for me." "It's all over." "Safe to go home now." "How'd you get this number?" "Where are you calling from?" "Are you watching me?" "You know, Webistics would be perfect for your portfolio." "I know you're on a fixed income but with Webistics you could triple your money in a year." "What time is it?" "So, "E.F." I'm listening." "It's fucking tedious, this shit." "Well, you are the boss." "If it's your executive decision to go down the shore fuck it." "Yeah." "Yo, Matthew." "I gotta take a meeting." "Keep things in control here." "Word up." "Later, chief!" "I shouldn't be telling you this." "Webistics is the next Yahoo." "We're only selling it to preferred clients." "American Forestry?" "191/2, up 3/8." "Very sound company." "Depends on whether you want to go for growth or value." "We've got hundreds of mutual funds to choose from..." "You're supposed to push Webistics!" "I was just giving them alternatives." "Shit!" "Webistics is our pick of the week." "Why?" "It's got a 3 million float, the competition's robust and their technology's two years behind!" "Your stock's a dog!" "We say sell, you sell!" "Don't think about it!" "Please!" "Stop!" "Hey!" "Stop that!" "I'm still manager." "This is unacceptable." "Where's Moltisanti?" "I'm gonna make a call." "I know who runs this operation." "Get back in your fucking office." "Anybody else got a problem?" " Tony." " Hey, counselor, how are you?" " How are you?" " Good." " You look good." " Thanks, have a seat." " You want a drink?" " No." "Before we commence, a thousand thank-yous for Webistics." "I sold off some of my Disney to buy it." "My pleasure." "So, where do we stand this month?" "Your uncle's petitioning to get out on a medical, pending trial." "Let him." " He thinks they might let him out." " Maybe as a temptation for you to act." "Since you're at the helm, it gets back to putting up bigger blinds." "Limiting your exposure to potential RICO boo-boos." "Only way to run a family these days is bunker-style you peer out through the slit." "Excuse me." "You're not gonna believe this." "Your sister's here." " Barbara?" " No, Janice." " You're shitting me." " No." "I wonder what the scam is." "I'm gonna be 5 grand lighter before she rain-dances back to the commune." "Tell her she can stay." "Are you sure?" "Yeah." "We'll get Barbara, Tom and the kids and make a reunion out of it." " But obviously..." " Your mother isn't welcome." "Give Janice my love." "See you later." " My sister's here from Seattle." " Nice." "Where is he?" "Let me pinch those bulldog cheeks." "Come over here!" " Puerto Rico?" " Yeah." "That water down there." "You think you'd have shit some weight off." "You say we were gonna crab the river looking for him?" " What's the matter with you?" " Tony explained it." " Listen to this." " You heard about Jimmy Altieri?" "Flipped, fucking asshole." " Had two when they buried him." " So, all my money on the street all those payments, I guess just evaporated?" "We made your pickups for you." "Thanks, Paulie." "I mean that." "No shit." " They all paid up to the letter?" " Few things got lost in the confusion." "You can picture." "Did what we could with the information we had." "Boss of the family deserves the credit." " Salute!" " Salute!" " Hey, Silv." " What?" "I've been gone a long time." "Let me hear it." ""Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in. "" ""All right, Kay." "Just this one time, I'll let you ask me about my affairs. "" ""Is it true, Michael?"" ""No. "" ""You fucking schifosa. "" ""Our true enemy has yet to reveal himself. "" "He's on a roll!" "I gotta get the fuck out of here!" "Oh, Tony, I hate to ruin the party." "Got a call from Loiaco down at brokerage." ""Chip and Dale" sent one of the brokers to the emergency room." " Oh, fuck me!" "These kids!" "My fucking nephew, right?" "You call him and tell him I want to see him right away." "It all checks out." "Puerto Rico, the clinic." "All that shit, from what I can tell." " How was the guest bed, sleep okay?" " Great." "Except usually I bring my own pillow." "Ergonomic." "Got ripped off at a bus stop in Rapid City." "Linoleum's not good enough no more?" "Look who decides to join us!" "My little brother." " How you doing, Jan?" " Good." " "Parvati. "" " I'm her brother, I get a pass." "You look good." "You look like a teenager." " My therapist says I'm regressing." " Your therapist?" " Who pays for that?" " State of Washington." " Total disability." " Oh, yeah the Epstein-Barr." " Was." "Carpal tunnel from my last job." "Steam milk machine." "No worse pain." "I stayed up waiting." "When did you get in?" "Late, you know, morning." "What's that smell?" "Miso soup with seaweed." "She was telling us about Seattle." "I better not see those grunge pants on you." " Dad, how do you stay so hip?" " I'll be back in a sec." "Don't let your father near my soup." "He makes fun but he'll eat anything that's not locked away." "Don't see her in years and you start in on her diet?" "Believe me, she gives as good as she gets." "Give me a hit off that." "Oh, ho!" "Who's in charge here?" "You look sensational, Janice, really." "You know, not a line." " Beautiful kids." "You must be proud." " Yeah, how about that, huh?" "Even with our genes." "So, you still with that..." "Adolf?" "Rolf." "No." "Rolf went back to Andorra." " You seem good." "Mood-wise." " Yeah, things are very good nowadays." "How are things really with Ma?" "She's dead to me." "I don't want to get in your way." "You stayed and took the brunt." "Barb and I, we're never gonna forget." "You forgot it okay for about 20 years." "At least Barb pitched in." "I've made my share of mistakes." "But Ma can't stay in the hospital forever." "I'll tell you about her stroke." "It's called a conversion reaction." "It's a big opera brought on by repressed rage." "It's bullshit." "No infarc-whatever-the-fuck." "But the symptoms were the same as a stroke so she can't take care of herself." "She's on the lam in that hospital." "From me." "Who did what to who, it's not my business." "Mom is bewildered." "I mention you and her eyes fill up with tears." "Oh, boy!" "I'm not asking you to step in, Tony." "It's my turn now." "That's why I came." "She's a strega." "She's the devil." "She was." "Now she's just a confused, frightened old woman." "So, look, all I need is a couple hundred bucks to fix her car so I can get back and forth to the hospital." "Then I'll take her to Seattle." "I'll stay in her house meanwhile." "Oh, I doubt that." " I just put her house on the market." " Oh." "Look..." "I'm glad you're here." "Okay?" "You want to play Florence Nightingale, that's your choice." "Only this is the last time we mention her in this house." "Okay." "Hey, T!" "Seven and Seven, over here." "Whoa, what's the matter now?" "Loiaco called." "Your two friends beat the shit out of a broker." " Two others quit." " He was pushing some other stock!" "It attracts negative attention." "Then the fucks rip off a Porsche from our own building." " I'll call them." " No, you'll go down there." "Now." "What did you get your license for, your résumé?" "I told you, spend more time down at the brokerage." "You're the SEC compliance officer, for chrissake!" "You gotta exercise impulse control." "Okay, Ton." "I'm sorry." "All right." " I can't show it in this condition." " What is this?" "There's a high school up the street." "A sink was left on upstairs." "You don't even want to see the toilets." "Excuse me." "Wait'll I catch these kids." "Break a few windows, think they're Johnny Badass." "Will you stop, please?" "Your sister Barbara and the kids are coming down." "You better not be in this mood." " And I need you to pick up sausage." " Yeah, how many pounds, hot or sweet?" "Don't you act like it's a chore." "This party was your idea." "You said you were happy Janice was home." "And my parents are coming and..." "Oh, really?" "Now that the dragon lady's gone, they'll set foot in our house?" "She said some horrible things to them over the years." "Hey, I'm not defending her." "She's dead to me." "Mope your way through this, I'll cut your throat." " I've been in a great mood lately." " Right." "You need to start therapy again." "You're self-medicating." " We haven't had sex since..." " Forget it." "No therapy." "You should take a look at what they did to your mother's bedroom." "They're rookies." "They're not used to this kind of stress..." " He better not say a word." " It won't happen again." " You got my word on that." " I appreciate it, Chris, thank you." "Come on in." "Hey, Chris, brought you a little capp." "Thanks." "Sit down." "Refresh my memory on this play we're making on Webistics." "We own 400,000 shares at 60 cents." "Trade on the bulletin board, OTC." "If we cold-call enough seniors, pump and dump." "Yeah, yeah." "You guys ain't spent much time in the NFL, face it." "What?" "Two years with Eddie Stags." "Besides waxing his car." " When he was in county..." " When you're bleeding a guy you don't squeeze him dry right away." "Contrarily, you let him do his bidding." "Suavely." "So you can bleed next week and the week after." "At a minimum." "We don't need a guy getting pissed and running to the SEC." " Is that what you're saying?" " Break it down." " Sorry, Chris." " When are we dumping the stock?" "You'll know when you need to know." "Excellent." "This is cold, by the way." "Guys." "Any more Porsches disappear, make it two towns over." "And I want a taste." "You're the man." "She's gonna be so happy to see you." " Grandma, it's me." " Look who's here." " Ma, I'm going downstairs." " You spend all day on that elevator." "Grandma, you've got to eat." "Let me die." "Don't say that." "I saw a light." "And voices calling out to me." "What went on with you and Dad?" "Mom won't tell me." "What?" "Why, what'd he say?" " Nothing." "He won't mention you." " Eh, that one." "He blames me for everything." "I know." "Me too." "At night... they hit us." " Why can't our family just get along?" " Some people don't want to." "But you, you listen to him." "You do what he says." "He's your father." "I won't leave you here like this." "They can't stop me from seeing you." "Meadow." "Meadow." "Take that, in the drawer, in the drawer." "Take it." "Oh, my God." "This was your grandmother's, wasn't it?" "It's so you won't forget me." "Come on, motherfuck!" "Motherfuck!" "Oh, fuck." "I told my family I got broadsided but I passed out behind the wheel." "See, my mother and me, we had a falling out." "And since then, things have been good." " Clean break." " What kind of falling out?" "One of those unfortunate situations." "A lot of screaming, profanity." "Anyway, things were good." "And then my sister came back." "It's good to see her, I guess." "Cues from childhood kick in." "Older sister." "That should be obvious enough." "It's starting to bleed into my business." "What sort of business?" "Commercial and non-putrescible waste." "Mr "Spears. "" "I watch the news like everyone else." "I know who you are." "And I saw Analyze This." "I don't need the ramifications that could arise from treating someone like yourself." "Analyze This?" "It's a comedy." "I'm not taking new patients." "Oh, my baby sister!" "Oh, you look great!" "Who is this little guy?" "Traffic was terrible..." "Keep it down!" "You'll scare the neighbors!" "Oh, fuck!" "Oh, my baby!" "Cut it out." "Knock it off!" " Carm, the fire's almost ready." " Great, Parv, I'll be out in a second." ""Parvati," she's a cheese now?" " It's a Hindu goddess." " Nice for her." "She still answers to "Janice" if it makes you more comfortable." "You!" "Go to the market, pick up a couple cans of pears." "Canned pears, not fresh." "That's the secret to my pound cake." "And get some basilico while you're there." " The pears, you want the Dole?" " I'm not even gonna answer this time." "There's a new market, Dad, on Pike." "Lot of changes since you've been here." "With that Mommy Dearest around?" "Never again, I swore it." "It's exactly what she wanted." "You played right into her hands." "Remember what she said to you at your wedding?" "She said it was a mistake." "Tony would get bored with you." "Cannonball!" "Hey, take it easy." "Tom, let me ask you something." "You ever go down to Cape..." "I love seeing them like that over a fire." "They're better over a spit." "Who does Anthony look like right now?" "Dad." "We stopped in to see Ma." "How do you think she is?" "Ma?" "A little weak, but she's all there." "Some family reunion, our mother is barred from the premises." "You shouldn't get too close." "Look what she tried to do to Tony." "I have no fantasies about my mother." "You know he's selling the house?" "Ma's house." "That's what I'm talking about." "Don't get involved, let Tony handle it." "I called you 'cause I thought you'd want to know if your mother was ill." "180 grand he's asking for that place." "Like he needs that." "I'm glad someone's taking charge." "You'll get your cut." "Ma's not dead yet and there's no will." "What?" "I mean, Ma still has rights." "Tony pays for her retirement home, for the upkeep on her car..." "Take it easy." "According to you, that could've been Robert Mitchum." "Jesus Christ." "Fucking Paulie Gualtieri." "Isn't he dead yet?" "You're not gonna stay for dessert?" "It's grappa cake my mother made." "My friends are having a gallery opening and I'm trying to get them to finance my video." "I'll leave some cake out for you." " Hey." " What's up?" "What the fuck?" " I am sure there's an explanation." " Oh, there is." "There is." "Take Ma back to Seattle." "She came for the house and a $400 car." "That was the con." "That's the level she works at." " Maybe the sign was broken or fell." " I'm still a little fat kid to her." "She think she's gonna stop the sale, picking up a sign?" "She were here, I'd bounce her head against the wall!" "Look at yourself, Tony!" "What do you care about that house?" "It's not gonna stop with the house." "The $300 pillow then the video equipment." " When are you getting back to therapy?" "Hey, don't start with that." "Okay?" "I'm not insane and I'm not overreacting." "You don't know this little pucchiac..." " All right!" "This is getting you no place." "Go outside join the party, be with friends, have some pleasure." "Go ahead." " Fucking bitch!" " Tony!" "Go ahead." "Go have a beer." " What the fuck you doing?" " Second seating coming up." "Fucking moron." "Look at my wife over there." "No, wait, Ton." "The neighbor's dog is on your property." "You're a fucking moron." "Anyway, we flew first class." "What service?" "You get frequent flyer upgrades?" "Only time you took a trip was with the Rockette who put LSD in your drink." " Where'd you get the tickets?" "Cuban?" " Yeah." "There must be a way to divert frequent flyer miles on a grand scale." "You gotta break into the main computer." " What is that, "cracking"?" " Hacking." "Shelley Hack!" "Remember her?" " Yeah, those were the days." " Good actress." "Let me tell you something, you can't get good sausage and peppers no more." "I used to go down to Mulberry St. When I was a kid." "Sausage and peppers." "Now you go down there and there's these guys with towels..." " You didn't like it?" " Fuck off." "So when do we get to roll with Tony?" " What?" " Are you tripping?" "We gotta work our way up." "Must be deep, hanging out with him." " Who?" " Mr. T." "You cap motherfuckers together?" "Nah, too big." "He doesn't get dirty." "We don't mind, we'll do anything." "Wet work, pick up his shirts." "Does Tony ever... talk about us?" "No." " You gonna drink or just sit there?" " Sit." " What the fuck's the matter with you?" " You leave my gas burner on." " I almost lit a cigarette and died!" " I apologized!" "Why you can't use a lighter to cook your shit is beyond me." " When things were finally going good..." " Shut up!" "Why?" "They'll still kiss ass." "They don't care if you're a junkie." "Sit down!" " I hate you, fucking pig." "Get off me!" " Fucking whore!" " Fuck you." " Go home!" "Get my dinner ready!" "Don't yell." "Don't scream." "All cutlery stays right where it is." "How's the bagels here?" "You don't answer my calls, I got no choice." "Walking away is a choice." "Ruining my practice, it's a choice." "You got your office back." "No harm done." "One of my patients committed suicide because I wasn't available to her." "Know what that means to me?" "She can't eat bagels." "She can't call in sick because she's feeling blue." "She's gone." "She's in the ground because of you." "I don't deserve your help." " And I hate your system." " Fuck you!" "But I got a family." "Believe it or not, they're better off with me than without." "And I don't know what else to do." " I drove off the road." " You look fine." "The airbag." " You told me if I was driving and..." " That was a different time for us." "I don't blame you." " Maybe you can recommend somebody." " I would never ask another colleague to get involved in this." "How many more have to die for your personal growth?" "Look at me." "I swear to Jesus Christ, nobody got killed 'cause of you." "Get out of my life!" "Hey." "What are you doing home?" "Nothing." "I thought it was A.J., home from school." "Yeah." " You all right?" " Yeah." "Want a little cold pasta?" "I could microwave it." "Looks good." " Want cheese, something to drink?" " Nah." "Sit down." "English Subtitles by Gelula/SDI"

"Please." "No." "3x07 - "You Can't Hide From the Dead"" "Go, Charlie!" "Hit him!" "Kick his ass, man!" " Watch your back!" " I can't watch this." " Yeah!" " Deva, I'm gonna go home." "Deva." "Beaty, do whatever the hell you want." "I'm staying." "Fine." "I'm out of here." " Do it!" " Hey, that's my boy right there!" "Fuck this shit!" "Let's get real." "Round two!" "Oh!" "Light him up!" "Yeah!" "Oh-ho!" "That's it!" "Yeah!" "Again!" "What the fuck are you doing here?" "I know a CI that can help find Chayton." "A former Redbone." "Price tag's gonna be steep." "Whatever it costs, I'll get the money." "Call your informant." "Hood." "Should have pulled the trigger when I had a chance." "It's hard to shake all that history in one moment." "Trust me, I know." "Colonel Douglas Sto..." "Motherfuck!" "Wouldn't it be easier to just use a recording of Stowe's voice?" "No, it would not." "Stowe's voice recognition system can identify most digital forgeries." "Colonel Douglas Stowe." "But not mine." " All right." "Then we good to go." " We ain't even close." "That base looks the same as it did the last three times you checked it." " No, something ain't right." " That would be your nerves." " Please, I do not do nerves." " Do you want to know what I think?" "You do know my answer to that question never changes, right?" "There's only one way to lay those doubts to rest." "And it ain't sitting around here driving yourself crazy." "That's all." "What?" "Scream and I'll kill you." " Is there anyone else in the house?" " Mm-mmm." "Let's go." "Oh..." "I will lift up mine eyes unto the hills from whence cometh my help." "My help cometh from the Lord which made heaven and earth." "He will not suffer thy foot to be moved." "He will keepeth thee and will not slumber." "Behold, He that keepeth Israel shall neither slumber nor sleep." "Brothers, if anyone is caught in any transgression, you who are spiritual should restore him in a spirit of gentleness." "Welcome, Kai." "Keep watch on yourself lest you, too, be tempted." "If anyone thinks they are something when they are not, they deceive themselves." "Each one should test their own actions." "Then they can take pride in themselves alone without comparing themselves to someone else." "For each should carry their own load." "Look, the man is 6'4" and covered in tribal tats." "I can't believe no one has seen him." "No, I..." "I understand." "Okay, but, look, if you hear anything, you know where to find me." "Thank you." " Any calls?" " No, sir." "Slow day." "Hi, you've reached Emily Lotus." "Please leave a message." "Uh, hi." "It's me." "Again." "Haven't heard from you, so..." "Look, I know I'm not your most favorite person right now, but... you know, I was just thinking about us and I..." "Thanks!" "Uh, yeah, please return my call at your earliest convenience." "Our friend from Philadelphia tells me you're a little confused about the offer he delivered from Mr. Frazier." "They were buying from our competition and you want to reward" " that with a discount?" " I already agreed to Frazier's terms." "Stop all sales to the Salvadorans immediately." "Is that understood?" "_" "Is that understood, Rebecca?" "Does your uncle know you're here?" "That's not your concern." "Everything is my concern." "So tell me, why am I having a conversation with the niece of the man who cut me off?" "I'm here to correct that temporary error in judgment." "What makes you think I'd ever buy from you?" "Because you'd be a fool not to." "Word on the street is that Frazier is trying to put you out of business." "You've lost control of your street corners, your raves." "In a couple of weeks, you'll be shut down completely." "I can get you back in the game." "Can you?" "We'll start slow." "Two kilos per week at 7,000 per." "4,000 per key." "6,000." "Or maybe you can convince Frazier to throw you a bone." "You guys go way back, don't you?" "I like you, chica." "I really do." "But if you fuck me, your uncle will be scooping you up in tiny little pieces." "I look forward to a long and fruitful relationship, Mr. Morales." "Hector." "Just so you know, I have been monitoring the FBI's progress." "Chayton is still off the grid." "Sheriff Hood, however, is not." "Captain Ferillo has filed a formal complaint." "Have you been watching Camp Genoa?" " Did you hear what I just said?" " I did." "Fuck Ferillo." "Is there anything I should worry about?" "With all due respect, we should all be a little worried." "I want to delay the job." "That base will be shut down by the end of the week." "It's now or never, Job." "Well, then I guess it's never." "What?" "Baby, I have seen every side of you there is." "Reckless, dumb, and especially stubborn." "But I ain't never seen this." "You in the deep end." "If you don't keep your head above water, you going to drag the rest" " of us down there with you." " We're doing the fucking job." " We're doing it tonight." " Well, good luck with that." "Job." "You asked me what I needed." "Right now, this is it." "Fine." "I'll go get cleaned up." "Might as well look pretty for my mug shot." "Hold." "Okay." " You're not afraid of me?" " No." "You should be." "I buried a husband and a child." "There are days I don't think I have anything left to live for anyway." " Whew!" " Well, she ain't gonna win no beauty contests." "Thank you." "So how is he?" "Same as ever." "Well, don't worry, we can count on him." "Has the waitress checked in?" "Carrie hasn't checked in yet, but she will." "She best be on her game." "You'd think we were knocking over a motherfucking 7-Eleven the way these two are acting." "You know what, Job?" "You worry too much." "Well, somebody's got to." "Let's see what we got." "Ooh." "That's good." "Hey, Beaty." "What's up?" "What?" "Where is she?" " You sure this is the place?" " Yes." "Any chance I can convince you to stay out here?" "All right, then." "Deva!" " What the fuck?" " We're going home now." "What the hell are you guys doing here?" " I'm not gonna tell you again." " She's not going anywhere." " Okay, you need to shut your mouth." " I don't believe this." "You guys can't just decide when to give a shit." " Deva!" " No, I'm staying." " You heard her, she's not going anywhere, man." " Get out of my way." "You're on my property, old man." "And you need to fuck off now." "Okay." "Let's just all take a deep breath and think about this." " Oh!" " You shouldn't have done that." " Gordon!" " Charlie, no!" "Please!" " Please, don't." " Deva, shut the fuck up!" "You man enough to pull that trigger, son?" "I'll kill you." "Dad." "Then stop talking and do it." "I swear, I'll shoot you, motherfucker." "Pull it." "Put the gun down." "Deva, come here!" "Holy fuck." "That's the mayor." "You okay?" "I don't eat out much." "To be honest, it's been a while for me, too." "Forgotten what medieval torture high heels can be." "You look beautiful, Emily." "It's also been some time since I've heard that." "Thank you." "Well, here we are... getting outside of our comfort zones." "You have a nice smile." "I bet not many people get to see that." "No." "No, I guess not." "Yeah, I know what it's like to put up walls." "Your niece, Rebecca... how long has she been living with you?" "Not long." "She was in trouble." "She needed guidance." "And the time is coming for her to be on her own." "It's probably for the best." "So do you think that's what other family interventions are like?" "I hope so." "I mean, why should we be the only ones having all the fun?" "You want a small pour or big?" "Neither." "We did good out there." "Yeah, we did." "Where were you?" "I went for a little ride." "Hope you don't mind." "It would be unwise to test me." "I wouldn't dream of it." "You're out of gas." "So..." " See you around?" " Yeah." "Okay." " Good night, Gordon." " Good night." "You can take my husband's truck." "I haven't driven it since he passed." "You can't hide from the dead." "Isn't that what you're doing?" "Lisa, you in there?" " You lied to me." " No, he is just a neighbor who... he just comes to check on me now and then." "Get rid of him." " There you are, sunshine." " Hey." "Margaret's fixing dinner." "She's got the table set for three." "Thanks, Vince." "No, thanks." "Come on, she's making her world-famous chicken and biscuits." "I said no." " Is everything all right?" " No, I'm fine." "I just..." "I just needed a little time alone, that's all." "Sorry." " Okay." " Thanks." "No, no, no!" "Oh, my..." "Let's go to work." "Sugar." "Wake up." "Run through it again." "We've already done it six times." "And we are going to do it a seventh time." "If you can count that high." "Hood." "You." "Carrie." "Satisfied?" "No, show me the security cam from Genoa." "Real time." "Real time." "Real time." "Now show me the loop." "Okay, anything else?" " Yeah." " What?" "I'm going to be leaving these cover cams" " at our entry and exit routes." " Like I don't have enough to watch." "I ain't taking no chances." "If you see anybody or anything that don't belong there, you open that big-ass mouth of yours and make some noise." "Yeah." "Three, two, one." "Okay." " Everybody ready?" " Yeah." " Yeah." " Let's do it." "Time for some peace and quiet." "Explosives up." "All right." "It's all yours, Sugar." "Bringing it up." "It ain't gonna fucking give." "God damn!" "Motherfuck!" "Okay, all quiet on the Western front." "That was the easy part." "We're in." "Okay, I'm on my way down." "On me." "Let's do it." "Okay." "All right." "All right." "Looking good." "Colonel Douglas Stowe." "Colonel Douglas Stowe." "Clear." "You got three minutes to set up." " Don't keep me waiting." " I got it." "Okay, the hallway to the computer room is wide open." "Keep moving." "Once I initiate the algorithm, you're gonna have 12 minutes." "Ready when you are." "Get ready." "Three, two, one, move." "Please." "Please, don't." "Please." "What the...?" "Please." "Shit!" "Job needs help in the computer room now." "Anybody hearing me?" "Anybody hear me?" "I can't." "I'm running out of time." "What the fuck is he doing?" "Where the fuck were you?" "!" "Echo-one-nine, what's your 20?" "Aw, fuck." "You got two minutes." "Wake your ass up, old man." "We flying to you." "Oh, shit." "Now, that can't be good." "All right, listen up, people." "The big boss man has just arrived on base." "Colonel Douglas Stowe." "Colonel Douglas Stowe." "Fitzpatrick, my ID isn't working." "I can't get into my office." "I have you swiped into the armory." "Send a team to the armory now." " How many?" " All of them." "Come on, baby." "Keep it moving, people." "It's about to get real crowded down there." "Baby, we got to move!" "Shit." "I don't fucking believe it." "Someone reset the codes." "Open the fucking door!" "Got it." "Go!" " Shit." " Got it." "Colonel Douglas Stowe." "Oh, shit." "Try again." "Colonel Douglas Stowe." " What's wrong?" " How the fuck should I know?" "Colonel Douglas Stowe." " Job, move!" " Find them." "No, no, don't, don't." "They're gonna hear us!" " Fuck!" " Move!" "Come on, come on, come on." "Let's go, go, go!" "Go, go, go, go!" "Come on, come on, come on." "Go!" "Fuck!" "Come on, baby." "Come on, now." "What did you do here?" "You sly little cunt." "Take the bags!" "Go!" "Job!" " Sugar!" " Got it." "Ah!" "All right, come on, bring it." "Got it." "Come on, baby." "Blow it now!" "There's something wrong." "Something's wrong." "Something's wrong." "Check the detonator." " Blow it!" " Just do it." " Blow it!" " Do it!" "Damn." " All right." " Where is he?" "If he was down there when it blew," " he didn't have time to clear the blast." " We got to move." "Wait!" "Oh, my God." "Shit!" "Come on, baby, we going!" "Everybody still breathing back there?" "Yeah." " Hello, Brock." " Oh, Emily." "I didn't think you'd pick up." "Neighbors told me the police were at the house." "Well, yeah, I hadn't heard from you." "I was worried." "God, Emily, please." "Anybody but him." " Brock." " No." "Look, this isn't about you and me anymore." " This is about your safety." " I'm fine." "Yeah, maybe now." "But, I mean, you know, you're tempting fate." "Listen to me." "You have got to get as far away from that man as possible." "You don't understand." "We have a connection." "Connection?" "No, no." "You know what it is?" "You think you can fix him the same way you tried to fix me." " Good-bye, Brock." " Hello?" "Em?" "Hello?" "Emily?" "God!" "Where's Hood?" "You guys do know this is a celebration, right?" "I got to get home." "You did great, Sugar." "I know." "Look, I don't know what's going on between you two," " but whatever it is..." " I got distracted." "You put us all at motherfucking risk." " You left me hanging..." " Job!" "Don't." "It..." "L'chaim." "Keep it." "I convinced my CI it was time to grow a conscience." "Where's Chayton?" "Headed to Louisiana." "There's a group of tribal outcasts based in New Orleans." "They call themselves the 18th Ward." "You're going down there?" " Yes." " What are you gonna do when you find him?" "What you couldn't." " Look, I know this is hard for you." " No, the boy I knew is dead." "That day in the woods, I looked into his eyes and he would have killed me without a second thought." "Whoever he once was, he's a stone-cold killer now and he needs to be put down." "I just can't be there to watch it happen." "Take care of yourself, Sheriff." " Hey, Brock." " Hmm?" " Cover for me." " Sorry, can't do it." "What?" "Because I'm going with you to New Orleans." "I'll drive." "♪ Ponies down in Shreveport ♪" "♪ And jockeys born to ride them ♪" "♪ In the park ♪" "♪ Ponies down in Shreveport ♪" "♪ Jockeys born to ride them ♪" "♪ In the park ♪" "♪ Girls in Bossier City ♪" "♪ Will drive you to the graveyard ♪" "♪ For a lark ♪" "♪ They ride you like a diamond-studded pony ♪" "♪ And leave you like a black dog ♪" "♪ Leave you like a black dog ♪" "♪ Leave you like a black dog ♪" "♪ In the dark. ♪" " It's not my fault." " It's your fucking fault." "It's not my fault." "Precautions were taken." " Blame them." " It's your fucking fault." "This isn't possible." "I did not..."

"What happened here?" "A dragon!" "Who are you trying to fool?" "Everyone knows of your origins." "Until a short while ago, you were a whore." "The blacksmiths is for sale." "Where did you get the bracelet?" "It belongs to the Countess of Abrantes," "I found it in the lounge." "It has an inscription:" ""Always yours"." "It has a special meaning to the countess." "There is a small inn at the other side of the forest of Los Negrales, it will be at our disposal tonight." "I'll be there." "Hey!" "I need help." "My master has fallen from his horse and he won't wake up." "My name is Eva de Almeida and I own this house." "Is that better?" "Where did you learn to do this?" "We found the queen's carriage, in the forest of the Negrales." "It was completely burned." "What about her?" "She has disappeared." "Cardinal, what was the queen doing out of the palace at night, and with so little escort?" "Go back to the forest, and kill that thing, whatever it is!" "Madam, a hairdresser of the Countess of Abrantes is here." "They're emeralds and they can be all yours." "The Countess has a lover." "Master..." "Good morning." "Good morning, Sátur." "You spent two days without showing up in thepalace." "I know that what happened the other day wasn't right, but let's not give more importance to things than they have." "For me a kiss is important, Irene." "Erase it from your mind, please." "Tell me," "How was the approach?" "Because I haven't heard anything." "Tell, tell!" "What do you mean, tell?" "Tell!" "I won't go into details." "One of you has stolen a gold bracelet, but they'll return it." "They've taken the queen of the Spanish Empire!" "We'll find her." "What is it?" "The lock's been forced." "I swear I left it there." "Are you okay?" "Ah, yes." "Something's not right, Sátur." "Wait, I must be the one who kills him." "I'm the Count of Abrantes." "I received an anonymous letter accusing the Marquis... of stealing from my wife, a gold bracelet." "Mariana!" "Felipe!" "A button which I found in the garden of your friend." "Mariana of Austria!" "Who do you work for, Eva?" "For highest bidder." "In this case the English." "Ah!" "Goodbye, Gonzalo de Montalvo." "Nobody calls my wife adulterous." "I demand to clear my honour by a duel." "Get up!" "Coward..." "That's it, Sátur:" "the north points to the south." "You have to turn it around." ""One of the nursemaids of the infant, will leave the royal palace next spring." "Their Majesties the Kings, will seek a replacement thereafter."" "That's mine, too?" "Yes, sir." "Until that cairn there everything belongs to the Marquis." "I don't understand why we have so much land and so little income." "We should raise more from the peasants." "They pay the amount the Marquise stipulated." "Then we'll have to invent another tax." "What's the problem?" "Marqués de Santillana?" "How I can help you?" "Our Master sent us, the Count of Abrantes." "Take that gun and get up!" "What do you want from me?" "Nobody calls the Count cuckold without paying for it." "What will you do to me?" "Please..." "Help me... help me!" "Help me!" "Us, nothing." "What are you going to do?" "The pigs are going to devour you." "No, please!" "Please!" "Money, I'll give you money, all the money you may want." "No, please!" "Please!" "They look hungry, they'll eat you soon." "What are you waiting for?" "Kill him!" "Kill him!" "Come on, you cowards!" "Good morning, Sátur." "Can you tell where you've come from?" "Why didn't you tell me anything?" "I step out to empty my chamber pot!" "I got back and the horse wasn't there." "I couldn't sleep." "Excuse me but that's no excuse." "We've been together on this since we started." "But not you, you've gone where the skeletons are, without me." "In the end I didn't go." "Didn't you go to the Devil's Mouth?" "No, Sátur." "I had to save the Marquis, some pigs were about to kill him." "Then you did it in a rush, this happened in a blink." "In my village a woman forgot her boy next to the pigs." "When she came back not even the rattle remained." "Sátur?" "They've brought this for you." "For me?" "Yes." "You all right?" "Yes, it's nothing, just that my father is dead." "They brought him from Florence, to bury him among the servants of the nobleman he served." "I'm sorry." "Sorry about what?" "Don't be sorry at all, I barely knew him." "Does it say when the funeral takes place?" "It says, it says." "But what does it matter?" "Hey, Sátur, I'd like to accompany you." "Well, don't bother as I'm not going." "Sátur, he's your father." "My what?" "Having children doesn't make you a father." "I..." "I'll go stack the straw." "Won't you open the trunk?" "A lute?" "Why the hell do I want a lute for?" "It is clear that your father wanted you to have it." "He didn't take care of us in his fucking life," "And now he sends me this miserable inheritance?" "What for?" "To remind us that we were starving while he was just performing the lute?" "Come on, come on..." "Congratulations, dear." "Majesty, it's all set to begin the shows, offered on the occasion of your saints day." "Fireworks at the gate of Toledo, chamber concert at the royal palace..." "Theatre in the Buen Retiro, bulls in the Plaza Mayor, dances... just like every year." "I'm bored..." "I'm tired of seeing the same thing over and over again." "They spent months preparing, Majesty, but if you want any other show you just have to order it." "Order it?" "Me?" "Is it that nobody has imagination enough to entertain their king?" "What did you expect, Philip?" "What did I expect?" "Since I haven't enough money to invade England, or to expand my empire," "I expected at least to be entertained on the day of my saints day." "Is it too much to ask?" "I won't attend any of these events." "But Majesty..." "No monarch has ever done such a thing." "I will order them to cancel all of the shows." "Eminence..." "This came for you." ""Serious problems with merchandise from Florence"." "Prepare my carriage, immediately." "And why didn't you defend yourself?" "Mother, they could've killed me, they threw me to the pigs to eat." "We are the laughingstock of the court." "They treat us like idiots!" "Mother, look at me." "Do you think I don't realize?" "Yesterday we had to leave the theatre, because everyone whispered as we passed." "Señora, the water is ready." "What's the use of so many titles to us?" "What?" "I didn't spend my whole life fighting, in order to end up locked in this palace, wearing my jewelry just for servants." "Good morning..." "What happened?" "Well, they..." "Well..." "I tripped over in the garden and I fell into the pond." "Catalina, tell the maids and the haidresser that after all..." "I don't need them to prepare anything for tomorrow." "The king has canceled all his engagements for his saints day." "What do you mean he canceled them?" "My uncle told me so." "He seems to be very bored." "He's bored?" "He says he's sick of seeing the same celebrations year after year." "He's tired of seeing the same thing." "I'm going to change, will you come with me?" "With permission." "Well..." "Mother?" "Mother, why are you laughing?" "Because if anyone knows how to entertain men that's me." "Be it the king or Mr. Bold." "Mother..." "Eh, mother..." "You're not thinking of offering yourself to the king, right?" "Mother, tell me it isn't so, please." "I'll organize something big, a show like they used be." "A Roman circus." "A Roman circus?" "Yes." "Men fighting in arena to the death." "No king would reject something like that." "Sátur!" "If you want to talk about it..." "" " Give me a break, Master,..." "Since we left home you kept preaching to me that I don't feel well." "I'm not just well, I'm absolutely fine." "I don't want to talk about anything... because I've nothing to talk about, right?" "No, Sátur, I don't accept it." "What?" "You spent all the way avoiding talking about it, but it's still your father's funeral and I don't think you don't mind." "Let's see, how can I say this..." "Do you know the most fucked up thing about this?" "You know what was gnawing at my mind all day long?" "Knowing that I would feel more sorrow if my neighbor died, than the person who gave me life." "Sometimes we deny our feelings, but this doesn't mean we don't have them." "No." "Master, no." "To feel sorry for losing something, you need to have had it in the first place." "I still think you should have attended." "What?" "You don't hear me when I speak, do you?" "When I speak, your mind goes somewhere else, there's no other explanation." "Sátur, I know you." "If you don't say goodbye to him you'll regret it the rest of your life." "I'll put the north where the north is..." "Let's see if we can find this treasure for once." "Wait!" "We don't know what might happen when we rotate it." "God!" "Master, take care." "A key!" "What the hell does this open now?" ""To His Majesty King Philip IV."" "Mother, I've been mulling over the issue of the Roman circus for a while." "I'm not sure, do you think it's a good idea?" "Jacobo, You almost got killed this morning." "What has that to do with it?" "Listen, son." "In this life there are only two ways to be at the top:" "they must respect you or fear you." "And we should change things, or we'll never manage to be in either position." "Besides," "I've already hired the professional fighters." "But then they will fight each other?" "But how could you think that?" "How can they fight each other?" "In ancient Rome, a few put up the show, and the other gave the blood." "Here it's the same." "All we need is to get the victims." "But they will die." "Where will you find people that'll lend themselves to such a thing?" "Trust your mother." "How are we going to get the king to accept?" "Because having suspended all the festivities... they were going to make for his Saints day..." "He'll attend." "We'll send this to him." "There's no self-respecting Roman circus, without an emperor to preside over it." "Mother, maybe it's nonsense... but maybe we could engrave our names here, in big letters, so it's easy to read them, so he'll always remember who gave it to him." "I knew from childhood that you had a hidden talent." "I didn't know where or what, but I knew." "Seamstress!" "Did you call, ma'am?" "Oh, how divine!" "I've never seen so much gold together." "You have to take it to the jeweler to engrave our names." "The Marquis of Santillana and his illustrious mother, or something to fit." " I want it done right away." "Very good." "Go as soon as possible, have her accompany you." "Yes, ma'am." "Ah, take great care." "Tomorrow this jewel will crown the king's head." "Yes, ma'am." "A key..." "Do you know how many locks there must be in the world?" "We've passed past Aljete crossing." "This road doesn't lead home." "We're not heading home, Sátur." "Where are we going?" "You'll see, soon." "You're always stalling." "You're are unable to say anything concrete, you seem Galician." "It's here." "I can't believe it." "I can't believe you brought me here." "This is a dirty trick, master." "What do you intend?" "You have to know where your father is buried." "All right, I know now." "I'm going home now." "Sátur..." "Leave me alone, master." "What do you care?" "Why don't you respect me?" "Because I know you, and I know you're not well." "Stop pretending that all this doesn't matter to you." "Here are buried all the servants of the Earl of Maceda." "One of them has to be your father." "Sátur, are you going to sit there or are you going to help me look for him?" "To look for him?" "Me?" "All right, let's look for him." "He's not here." "Neither here." "He's not here." "This is for all my bones they broke in the orphanage, this is for all the crap I learned in the street, and this is for my mother, for leaving her to die alone." "Dog!" "And this..." "Sátur!" "Are you okay?" "Yes." "I've got you." "Help me, Master." "Come on!" "Where's your father's coffin?" "Do you read the Bible, son?" "In the book of Exodus, a tremendous reading, I recommend it, the following words are said:" ""A life for a life,"" ""an eye for an eye," ""a tooth for a tooth."" "Which is to say:" "you've lost my finger, now it's your turn to lose yours." "No, Your Eminence..." "Please don't!" "Take him away." "Have you heard of St Peter's Finger?" "Is it the relic stolen in Italy last month?" "One of the most venerated by Christianity." "Why should I Care?" "Because it was me who paid for it to be stolen." "The person who was to deliver it to me has betrayed me." "Eminence, stealing this finger could lead you to the gallows." "Why risk so much?" "There is a foreign nobleman willing to pay a fortune for it." "I'll be very generous with you, if you help me find it." "The person who stole it, should have brought it to me in a carriage from Florence, but there were problems in the exchange." "What kind of problems?" "He tried to blackmail my messager." "He should pay 3 times more than what was agreed, or else no relic." "What did your messager do?" "He killed him, a stupid act he paid dearly for, as you've just seen." "How many people were with him in the carriage?" "He could give it to one of them." "The driver, an old priest... and a coffin of a man that was to be buried in the village." "But we found nothing." "Did you look in the coffin?" "What do you think, Commissioner?" "Then, Eminence, I don't know of what help I can be to you." "Apparently there was a chest with the estate of the deceased, it's just that when my men arrived, it was gone." "You think he hid the relic there." "Discover who was the recipient of that chest and get it back, no matter what." "Eminence." "Vases!" "Vases!" "What's got into Sátur?" "He stepped into the house looking as white as milk." "Well... the death of his father, Cipri." "Sátur is very affected by it." "Right, what a bitch life is for us poor," "We don't have the body for so many sores." "Gonzalo..." "What is it?" "The inn, that's it." "They already have a buyer." "Sorry." "I know how much it means to you." "Maybe it's not the right moment, but can't you..." "Can you lend me some money?" "Maybe they could still sell it to me." "I can make a signal..." "You know that if I had some I'd give it to you." "I know that." "Sorry, I just..." "I just want a living for the future, is all." "I know that." "What is it?" "That face..." "It seems familiar to me, but..." "But I don't know why." "Let's go home, Cipri." "Come on, show me how the names have been engraved." "If they aren't clear to read Sagrario will yell the roof off, some mess we're gonna get in." "Let's see..." "Let's see, look." "Ah, very good." ""Marquis of Santillana, and his illustrious mother." Alright." "If nothing else, the lady is really original." "Man, original..." "Let me do, I'll take it." "When the king gets this present he'll fall flat on his back.." "Look!" "The taffeta the señora asked us to bring." "Didn't she tell you what it was for?" "Not to me." "She'd dare to dress as Helen of Troy." "Yes, and her son as Nero." "I'm already imagining the picture!" "I wouldn't miss it!" "How do you like it?" "Well, I like it well, if not, I'll make use of it for a petticoat." "She doesn't throw out anything." "No way!" "So should we take it?" "Yes." "How much?" "How much do you want?" "How much do I want?" "Well, I don't know." "How much do we want?" "The crown." "What?" "The crown, I left it here, it got stolen." "Don't tell me that!" "It got stolen!" "This one is sort of malnourished." "I don't want him." "And him?" "This one has one foot in the grave." "Take these two and bring me more, but don't bring me old donkeys." "I want them healthy and in good shape." "Señora, to bring more men would be dangerous." "The danger comes in the price." "Here, do as I say." "Mother, what's all this filth doing here?" "I introduce you to those who will die in the arena, son." "Where did you get them?" "They are my prisoners." "I remind you, Commissioner, I'm preparing a show for the king." "Who allowed you to take them?" "How much for all of them?" "I remind you that they're condemned to death, you can't dispose of them as you please." "I'm doing you a double favour, commissioner:" "I release you of your task and save the cost of rope and axe." "You should be more grateful." "Take them to the dungeon." "Yes, sir." "You heard, get them out." "Come on!" "Come on, hurry!" "If you ever bribe one of my men again, or interfere in my work," "You'll be the one to step on the gallows." "Mother, now what do we do?" "No one will volunteer for this carnage!" "Who wouldn't want to delight His Majesty?" "What are you talking about?" "There's always people desperate to get some money, son." "Who cares about money when you'll die?" "They'll kill them, mother!" "And who said that they have to know that?" "Do you remember me?" "I am your father." "I was looking for you." "Sátur, I'll find those who desecrated the grave of your father." "But there's something I don't understand," "Who would want to take the coffin of a servant?" "It makes no sense." "Let it go, Master, let it be." "No, we have to find out if your father had any enemies or someone wanted to hurt him." "I told you to let it be." "If this wasn't your father's body, you'd help me." "But it is!" "I won't waste a second of my life... in search of the body of that man, you hear me?" "Not a single one." "And tell me, what's the use of that grudge to you?" "Well, I can use that grudge to..." "To remember that I don't want to be like him." "Maybe your father made some mistakes, but... you can't blame him for your whole life." "Where are you going?" "To sell this." "And I hope that for once you fail on your mission, because that man doesn't deserve to rest in peace." "Are you sure you didn't see anyone in the shop?" "Someone had to take it." "Who cares who has it?" "I lost the golden crown that they were going to give to the king." "Well, drink a little and relax." "We'll think of a solution." "Yes... what?" "Tell me that." "By now, they've surely sold it, melted it down, or whatever." "When the señora finds out she'll run me over." "Well, woman, we've been robbed." "I think if we explain..." "Really?" "How can we explain?" "Huh?" "It seems incredible that you don't know her ways." "I just don't know what to do." "I don't know what to do, Catalina." "Look..." "You go to the street again and search it again." "I'm going to palace and I'll say..." "That the jeweler told us to wait until tomorrow." "Then I'll come and we'll think of something." "But what are we to think?" "Since we have no crown and no money to buy another." "Tell me, what are we to think?" "I'm dead." "Hey, Margarita..." "Look at me." "Look at me!" "You've always been at my side, and now we're together in this." "I won't let anything happen to you, you know?" "Do you understand?" "That's it." "I'm going upstairs to get my shawl, then we can leave." "Aunt..." "Alonso, what are you doing there?" "What is it?" "Were you listening?" "No." "No, I haven't heard a thing." "I just came to see Murillo." "Will you tell me what happened?" "Nothing, son." "Palace stuff." "But don't worry, it'll be sorted out." "Come, shall we go?" "Yes, yes." "What, are looking for Murillo?" "Yes." "There you go." "Murillo, son..." "If you leave, close the door." "Have you seen this?" "They're delivering them at the square." "What is it?" "Thay're looking for actors, for a representation to take place tomorrow." "They pay good enough." "Roman Circus!" "Sounds great." "Yes?" "Sorry..." "I came to sign up for the show." "Have you ever fought?" "Yeah, well, I know some moves, the simple ones." "It will suffice." "I heard they pay, they paid very well." "50 reales." "50 reales?" "After the fight." "I'll sign up without a second thought." "No need to sign anything." "Come with me." "Excuse me, but I'm not used to theatre." "Indeed they get serious on rehearsals." "Are those the weapons you'll use?" "Aha." "I thought they'd be made of wood so not to hurt us." "The fight is to the death." "What?" "What do you mean to death?" "No, listen, I'm sorry..." "I knew nothing about this!" "Hey, no, no!" "What are you doing?" "Let me go, let me go!" "I knew nothing of this!" "Let me go!" "Thank you." "Thanks you." "It meant a lot to my servant for you to bring the legacy of his father." "Armando and I worked together since childhood for the Earl of Maceda." "It's the least I could do for him." "As I understand, Armando left for Italy a few months ago." "Yes, the count took all his household with him to Florence." "I remained here, guarding his palace, I was lucky." "By the way, where's the son?" "I'd like to know him." "I didn't see him at the funeral." "No, he'd love to go, but finally he couldn't." "Were there many people at the funeral?" "Just me." "Who else would attend?" "Armando had no one." "Do you know, if someone wanted to hurt him?" "I don't think so, sir," "He was only a servant." "Why you ask?" "No, for nothing." "Sátur would like to know everything about his father." "I hardly knew him." "There's little to know." "Armando wasn't a bad man." "When not working, he played his lute." "I hope that God has him in his glory." "Now, if I may, I have to return to the palace of the Count." "I understand, and thanks again for coming here." "Armando always wrote to me while he was on a trip." "I thought that his son would like to save them, as a memory." "Of course, thanks." "Don't forget to give them to him, in many of them he talks about him." "I'll give him them." "I'll show you out." "Be this the last time I bathe among weeds." "Yuck!" "I will not say how far I have them stuck." "They're rose petals, señora." "I thought you'd like them." "They are most coveted among women of high rank." "Señora..." "His Majesty, Philip IV, sends this missive." "Thank you." "The king will attend... the Roman circus." "What?" "He's coming!" "Jacobo, we've succeeded." "Do you realize?" "Tomorrow we'll be in all the papers." "We should frame it and hang it on the hall, so it shows that we rub shoulders with the king." "The most important thing is to make sure everything goes perfect." "Go upstairs to try on the outfit you'll wear tomorrow." "Do I really have to wear the suit you've chosen for me?" "Of course you have to." "Shouldn't I wear something rather more appropriate for the occasion?" "I was thinking that a white tunic wouldn't fit me too bad." "Jacobo, son..." "In the sentence:" ""We have to earn the respect of the court"," "What part didn't you understand?" "Señora..." " Finally you're back." "What about the crown?" "Did you brought it?" "The jeweler says he can't finish engraving the names until tomorrow." "How can this be?" "I gave you enough money to pay for the rush!" "Yes, ma'am, and so I insisted to him." "But he says he has a lot of work to do." "Tomorrow I have to give the crown to the king." "I told him so already in the invitation!" "You, bring me my clothes." "That jeweler will hear me." "No, ma'am." "I mean, if he're as busy as it seems, it's best to allow him to work at night, lest the discussion takes to much time for him to finish it." "I don't care if you have to stay up all night at the door of jeweler, but when it's gets finished, you bring it to me here." "Yes, ma'am." "Come on." "Sir, sir..." "Sorry to bother you," "I've been to your house and your servant told me... that you're making a delivery at the church." "Speak." "Well... do you remember the crown that... we brought this morning for you to engrave, the one from the Marquis of Santillana?" "How much would one cost exactly like it?" "More than what you could afford in three lives, ma'am." "I'll pay in installments." "Please, it's very important." "I am a jeweler, not the moneylender." "If you want a crown you'll have to pay in cash." "I swear I'll pay for it, just allow me a little time to get the money, I promise." "Sorry." "Thank you." "Wait a moment..." "If you are so desperate, something occurs to me.." "Say it." "You can you give me something, I want more than money." "What's that?" "Sir..." "Shut up, shut up!" "Shut up." "Alonso, what are you doing here?" "What happened?" "Nothing." "Let's go home." "No!" "You were talking about money, and before you were crying." "Are you going to tell me what happened?" "I lost something very important, and I need money to get it back." "Let's go home." "How much?" "A lot, Alonso, a lot." "Don't tell anyone, not your father or anyone else." "Huh?" "I want to fix it this myself." "Come home." "Alonso, come on." "Come home." "Come on, son." "In the end, you didn't sell it." "Nobody wants it, not that I didn't try." "It's not even good enough to sell." "Not that I'm surprised, on account of the bad times, who wants to buy a little guitar." "They would like the box better than the instrument." "Maybe you should keep it." "Sure, and become a troubadour." "Master, don't start again." "I was talking to a friend of your father, a servant who worked with him." "So?" "Was the secret of the corpse was revealed?" "No, but he gave me this for you." "They're letters that he wrote when he was traveling." "Very nice." "I'm not interested." "Apparently your father traveled extensively with his master, too." "What do you mean exactly by that, that we already have something in common?" "Probably more than you think." "That we are both servants, and we went to bed with a prostitute and left her pregnant." "I'm going to bed." "Good night." "Get some rest." "What do you want?" "What is it?" "I don't know how to fight." "I haven't fought in my life." "What shall I do out there?" "Better not to know how to fight, the agony will be less." "I have to keep living," "I can't leave her alone, she doesn't deserve this." "Your wife?" "My son is about to be born." "I'll never see his face." "They'll think I abandoned them." "This afternoon we'll all die out there, and nobody will ever know." "It's probably written down somewhere... today was our day." "God..." "No..." "Why you lock me in here?" "Cipri!" "Cipri, what's happening?" "I thought this..." "What's going on?" "Cipri, answer me!" "What will they do to us?" "Cipri!" "Cipri, tell me something!" "Squeeze." "Squeeze more." "More!" "Squeeze more!" "Señora, it looks pretty tight already." "May you'll run out of air in the middle of the show." "The king is coming to a festival that I organized." "I have to be dazzling, so you squeeze." "And you, daub me with these powders all over my body." "And perfume, lots of perfume so I smell from afar." "Mother, what do you think?" "Oh, that they're going to fall on their asses when they see us." "Oh, son, recall well this day." "Today we will earn the respect of the whole court." "Have you decided what gem you want to wear?" "Clean them all, in this life... the more gold, the more class you show." "Mother, it'll seem like our crowning." "Speaking of crowns," "Where the hell is the seamstress and the other one, that of the sad face?" "Excuse me, ma'am, but the jeweler... finished engraving the names just now." "Be this the last time you make me wait." "Let's see the crown." "Let's see how it looks." "Can you tell what's wrong with you?" "Nothing, ma'am." "I like it, the writing finally is very..." "Very Original." "Oh, really?" "Let's see?" "Oh yes..." "Well, now get neat and clean yourselves." "You'll accompany me." "It looks nice for ladies of rank to bring maidens." "Off you go." "Come on." "She didn't notice." "The señora didn't, but the king will." "It's just four iron plates covered with gold leaf, Catalina." "His Majesty won't be fooled by the work of a blacksmith." "Who are you?" "What do you want of me?" "I haven't done anything, let me go, by God!" "What will you do to me?" "Calm down, we won't hurt you." "Just tell us where you got it and you'll return safely to your home." "Where I have what?" "I don't know what you're talking about." "Oh no?" "No." "Are you sure?" "It must be a mistake." "Where's the relic?" "What relic?" "The finger of St. Peter." "I don't know which finger you talk about, I don't know about that." "I think you do." "Remember this?" "You had it here inside." "Was there something inside the lute?" "I knew nothing, I swear to God." "What have you done with it?" "Have you sold it?" "No..." "Have you hidden it?" "Where is it?" "Where!" "I don't know..." "You will." "Ever heard of the trough?" "No." "An ancient Persian ordeal." "Don't hurt me..." "What are you going to do to me?" "What are you going to do?" "Let go!" "Come on, Sátur!" "Get up!" "Sátur?" "We still have a chance to live." "We have to go out and fight." "But what are you saying, Alonso?" "When we get out there there is nothing to do." "Nobody gets out alive from here." "I'm good with a sword, I can fight." "When have you fought?" "Who with?" "Gabi and Murillo?" "This is real life, these people make a living from killing." "So what do we do?" "Stay sitting here crying?" "If we give up now, we'll have lost before going out." "I'm a baker, I haven't fought in my life." "And I'm a carpenter." "It doesn't matter!" "Do you have nothing to live for?" "I'm going out to the arena and I'll fight for my life." "That's just what he wants, to see us fight until our last breath." "I won't let them enjoy my death." "We're going out." "Let's get out of here!" "Alonso, step through." "Get out!" "Where are you taking me?" "Let me go, by God!" "I don't know anything about that relic!" "Let me go!" "Why?" "Let me go!" "What's that?" "What are those holes for?" "So you can get your hands, feet and head through them." "Why?" "Why, what will you do to me?" "We'll daub you with honey, forest vermin will do the rest." "Apparently the eyes are the last organ they devour, so you can see how they eat you slowly." "No!" "No!" "No!" "No!" "No!" "Take off his shoes!" "No!" "No!" "Have mercy, Commissioner!" "No!" "I know nothing of that finger!" "The good thing is that this torture is so slow, that it'll give you time to reconsider." "No!" "If you remember where the relic is, tell my men." "No!" "I've never seen it!" "Help!" "Let me go, by God!" "I know nothing..." "No..." "No, please don't." "No!" "No!" "I ask you by God..." "No!" "Let me go!" "Out..." "Get out." "Out." "Get out!" "Get out of here!" "Out!" "For pity's sake!" "Thank you..." "Thank you, master." "It seems that there are still subjects, who know how to entertain their king." "No needing to get into his bedroom, you mean." "I still don't understand why you shaved off your mustache, with the presence it gave you." "Well, I like it this way, Mother." "In addition the Duchess of Pita blinked her eyes at me." "No way!" "Surely she had the sun in front blinding her." "Have you seen the king, how much he's enjoying it?" "We did it, son." "Mother, do you think after this he'll invite me... hunting with him in El Escorial?" "Of course." "I can see you riding with him in the history books." "Yes.." "The bad thing is that he doesn't have marriageable daughters." "Yes.." "Oh, hush, hush, they're delivering the crown to him." "He sends you this present." "Ah..." "A laurel wreath." "Very clever." "Mother, the king is saluting us." "Yes, I see it, son, I see." "Smile at him and look into his eyes." "He didn't notice, he didn't notice, Catalina." "Of course not, woman." "I told you that the blacksmith did a fine job, very fine." "Well, you can breathe again." "Now let's enjoy the show." "Me?" "I've no desire for shows after the night we went through." "Women, for once we come to a thing so beautiful, outdoors, let's enjoy it, right?" "Everything is ready, just waiting for your signal, Felipe." "Let these games begin." "Good thing you came, Master, if not, bugs and wolves wouldn't have left a scrap of me." "I'll help you, bring it." "No, Sátur." "You must relax, sit down." "I'll do it." "I can't stay here!" "They're about to come." "Who are you talking about?" "About that brother of you and His Eminence." "They left the torture half way, or don't you see?" "Nobody's coming to get you, Sátur." "I found the relic, and forwarded it to the Cardinal with an anonymous letter." "You're safe." "Are you sure?" "Yes." "Relax." "Oh..." "What itch!" "How did you find me?" "It's like you smelled me out." "I found a piece of uniform, and it led me to the guards of the commissioner." "It was very difficult to wrest from them where you were." "Bloody hell, I think I have a beetle inside or something." "What I can't understand is what the little finger of a saint has to do with my father." "I don't know." "I think I know, in addition to leaving my mother, he was also a crook." "It's impossible that your father has stole the relic." "How do you know that?" "The finger was inside the lute." "Your father died a week before the finger was stolen." "So..." "Someone put it there." "I think they used your father." "What do you mean they used him?" "Sure, that's why they dug him up." "What about the body?" "Have you found it?" "It will be hard to find it." "But I'll seach for it, don't worry." "Why do you give me this now?" "I told you, you should read them." "I'm going to the market for an ointment for your wounds." "Stay here and..." "And rest." "By the way, this morning I didn't see Alonso." "Do you know where he went?" "No..." "They killed them all." "No one has survived." "Calm down, Alonso, calm down." "I don't want to die!" "That's not in our hands now." "I'm scared." "You three and you..." "Get ready." "You are the next ones." "Come on." "Come on!" "Cipri..." "Fight with honour." "Ah!" "Finish at once, Master, by God!" " Sátur, if you scratch it's worse." "The more you tell me, the more I itch!" "We're almost done, come on." "Come on, it's over." "It's over, he says!" "Hey, they covered me in tar!" "See the lump that's grown on my brow!" "Some bugs that landed on me were from another era!" "If you let the ointment work the swelling will go down, you'll see." "Dammit!" "Who could think of putting a man in a box, to be devoured by beasts?" "And smeared with honey like a donut!" "Sátur!" "Yes, Master, yes, yes, yes." "I know!" "With your permission, I'll rub my feet and hands... until my bunions bleed." "I still feel the wildlife grazing here." "Oh!" "Sátur..." "What?" "Did you read the letters?" "No." "Don't say anything." "I'm off, as I see you're gonna give me another sermon." "Are you the teacher?" "Yes, what's happened?" "Is your our son, Alonso?" "Yes, what happened?" "Is he alright?" "Is he alright?" "Is something wrong?" "He's going to fight in the Roman circus." "At the theatre show?" "They cheated on us." "What is it?" "What's happened?" "It's not a performance, these are fights to the death." "What do you mean by fights to the death?" "Listen, what do you mean by fights to the death?" "I'm a coward..." "Where's the circus?" "I ran away." "Where's the circus?" "What's he doing there?" "Majesty, now comes the main event." "I can't wait to see it." "Oh!" "No!" "Stop!" "In the name of your king!" "Cipri?" "Cipri!" "Cipri, Cipri..." "Cipri..." "Cipri..." "Cipri?" "Cipri!" "Cipri..." "My love..." "You're gonna be fine." "My love..." "You're gonna be fine." "Look at me..." "Look at me..." "Oh, don't go to sleep." "Here, here." "Let me do it." "You could have warned me before going to that circus, sometimes you think very little of me." "How is Cipri?" "With a welt on his belly, Master... worse than the Apennines and the Guadiana together, so much damage!" "Don't worry, he'll recover, you'll see." "I hope so." "What I don't understand, and I've been thinking on... is why the king stopped the fight when he saw Alonso." "I don't know." "Maybe he recalled Alonso helped him save the princess." "Well, that's an ace in the hole," "Majesties may not be anything else, but grateful they are, a little." "Maybe after this they'll retire us, or give us some lands of those that they can spare." "I don't think the king has us in his mind so much." "Yeah..." "Ah..." "Such two days we went through, right?" "I shit on the Persians, the Romans and throughout the world map." "Sátur, go to sleep." "Tonight we won't go out." "Excuse me?" "It was a tough day." "Are you really telling me that I can go to sleep?" "But real sleep, not just to take a nap while out on the old nag?" "Proper sleeping." "Thank you, Master, thank you." "Thank you!" "My back..." "Yes, sorry, sorry." "Thank you on behalf of my entire body, thank you." "Rest." "I mean sleep." "Are you interested in the Templars?" "It's her!" "Her who?" "What do you mean?" "The old woman in the street." "But before she was a beggar!" "What old woman are you talking about?" "Oh, Master, when you go into trance no one understands you." "Where are you going now?" "Sleeping, did you Say?" "Shit, no one can sleep here!" "Beatriz of Lens." "Your career looks immaculate." "Thank you, my queen." "You can sit." "Thank you." "Do you have children?" "I love each of my wards as if they were my children, but if Her Majesty means natural children, no, Majesty." "May I?" "Oh, no..." "I have to talk to you privately." "Felipe..." "I introduce you one of the candidates to be the nurse of your child:" "Beatriz of Lens." "Majesty..." "Beatriz of Lens, I've never heard of you." "I've always worked in the French court, Majesty." "My work has always been discreet." "I hope you're aware of the importance of your task, if you finally are chosen." "I am, Your Majesty, and don't worry." "If I get the job," "I'll be very able of taking care of your son." "I've spent many years preparing for this." "I'm Captain Patrick Walcott." ""Fontem veritatis", the fountain of truth." "Ah!" "I'm still excited about your entry in the palace gardens." "What's an Englishman doing in Spain?" "Majesty, I want you to send me to war." "She's the daughter of the Count of Abrantes." "It's you who killed her." "I'll organize some friendship games between the English and Spanish." "King Charles will get out of them alive." "No!" "We'll take her out of the palace tonight so it looks like someone else has done it to her." "Gonzalo, he's Patrick, Captain Patrick." "The daughter of the Counts of Abrantes has disappeared." "With the palace full of guards how will we get her out?" "Sátur!" "Come with me to England."

"Family Guy:" ""Patriot Games"" "Synch:" "Fogia Transcript:" "Raceman" "All right, all bets are in." "Ooh, Rupert, bad idea trusting the Celtics." "Worse than when I trusted Brian to pack my parachute." "Hey, Brian, care to place a wager?" "Tomorrow night on Fox's Celebrity Boxing," "I've got Carol Channing beating Mike Tyson in three rounds." "Carol Channing..." "You've got Carol Channing, the actress, beating Mike Tyson, the boxer." "Hell, give me 50 bucks on Tyson." "Well, you're in good company." "Betting Freddy took the same wager." "B- b-b-b-b-b-b- b- b-b-b-b-bet!" "Wait a minute." "There's nothing funny about an addiction." "Vote "no" on Indian gaming laws." "And we're back with Fox Celebrity Boxing with Mike Tyson and Carol Channing." "I tell you, Jim, how Carol Channing outlasted that barrage in the second round we'll never know." "Come here, young man." "I'm gonna bop you one." " She's getting beat!" " No, she's getting mad." "Ah, you ain't so tough, young man." "That all you got, you son of a bitch." "You're going down, young man." "You're going down!" "I ca..." "I can't believe this." "She keeps getting up." "I'm so exhausted." "And the winner, by technical knockout, weighing in at 67 pounds," "Carol "Put on Your Sunday Clothes" Channing!" "Yeah!" "Up yours, young people." "You and your rock and roll eight-track tapes!" "I don't believe this." "I just lost a $50 bet." "You know, Mike Tyson once beat up his wife." "But there's nothing funny about that." "Hi, guys." "We're back from the mall." "I got new shoes." "The old ones are in the box." "They smell and are old." "Hey, Peter, your 25th high school reunion is next Sunday." "Eh, throw that away." "I don't wanna go." "Besides, Sunday's my Internet porn night." "Oh, yeah!" "You're my Chinese Lois." "Hey, it's me." "Knock-knock." "So, uh, you got, uh, you got my money?" "Huh?" "Oh, yeah." "I'll pay you soon?" "Yeah, well, um, here's a suggestion." "Um..." "Have the money by tomorrow and there won't be any problems." " Huh?" " Yeah, 24 hours." "Why?" "What happens in 24 hours?" "Huh?" "I don't know." "I'm not psychic, man." "I'm just saying it would probably be better for everybody if you had the money tomorrow." "Yeah, all right." "I'll see what I can do." "Sweet, sweet." "Great." " Uh, how's everything else going?" " Good." "All right, all right." "See you later." "Don't forget." "Nah, you're not going to forget." "Hey, Peter, I was going through your garbage and I noticed your high school reunion is coming up." "Why were you going through my garbage?" "Well, when I stopped over earlier," "I noticed Lois clipping her toenails and I thought:" ""Oh, man, I gotta get in on that. "" "Huh." "Yeah, I don't think I'm going to my reunion." "Everybody's all got their nice cars and their big, important jobs, and their fancy hats, and their fresh strawberries so big you can eat them like a hand fruit." "Peter, everyone lies at those things." "Just tell them you're a big shot." "Wait a second, Joe, that's a great idea." "Boy, imagine what it would be like to be a big shot." "Diego?" "Sweaty." "Ah... thank you." " Stewie." "Uh, hey." " Hey, there." "So, uh, it's been 24 hours." "Got my money?" "Oh, I..." "You know what?" "Just give me till next Friday, I'll have it for." "Oh, that's funny." "I could have sworn I said, have it today." "Yeah, I don't have it, sorry." "Oh, well." "All right, then." "Mmm, that's good OJ." " Yeah, that hurt?" "That hurt?" " What the hell?" "Yeah, that doesn't feel so good, does it?" " No, huh?" " Oh, oh." "Oh, oh." "Yeah, that's what happens, man." " Oh, my God." " Yeah, that's what happens." "Where's my money?" "!" "You gonna give me my money?" "Where's my money, man?" "Where's the money?" "Yeah, you like that?" "That feel good?" "That feel good?" "Where's the money, man?" "Where's my money?" "You've got till 5:00, you hear me?" "You got till 5:00." " You freakin' psychopath!" " Clean yourself up." "Peter, this is ridiculous." "Why can't you just be yourself?" "Lois, just go along with it." "Act like I'm a big shot." " Hey, Peter Griffin, is that you?" " Hey, Mike, long time no see." " Wow, what, uh... what's all this?" " Oh, this?" "Oh, I just came from work." "I'm a Secret Agent Astronaut Millionaire." "Cool." "Where'd you get the cowboy hat?" "Space." "Oh, by the way, this is my friend, Tom." "You're Tom Brady from the New England Patriots!" "Oh man, I got to tell you, you kick ass, man." "In fact, I was just saying that the other day, to all the guys down at the brewery." "Brewery?" "I thought you were a cowboy astronaut millionaire." "He's a fake!" "Look, this cowboy hat comes right off." "Coming here was a huge mistake, Lois." "Peter, I know you're humiliated, but getting drunk is not the answer." "Uh-oh." "Either my esophagus just got shorter, or I'm about to throw up." "Peter, that was amazing." "I've never a seen a guy your size who could move like that." "How would you like to play for the New England Patriots?" "Oh." "I'd love to." "Say, listen, uh, Tom, could you get me a towel?" "I threw up on the floor." "Sure." "And could you also get another towel?" "I also threw up on this gentleman's bare lap." " Could you wet the towel?" " Wet the towel, Tom?" "Our top story tonight, we go live to terrific haircut Bob Costas, as he talks with local man Peter Griffin, who is living his dream of playing for the New England Patriots." "Bob?" "Thanks, Tom, I'm fond of your hair, as well." "I'm standing here with Tom Brady and his newest teammate, Peter Griffin." "Hey, Ma!" "Check it out!" "I'm married to a pro athlete!" "What do you think of that?" "We're really excited to have Peter." "I think he's gonna make a great addition to a great team." "I want to thank God." "Uh, I want to thank the Lord God." "Uh, 'cause it's not really up to me, it's up to him." "Um, and I want to thank the Devil, too." "Uh, you know, 'cause that's, uh, that's why God's there." "He's, uh... he's minding the fence, making sure that guy never comes back." "Uh..." "You know, if it weren't for the Devil, God'd probably go insane, blow his brains out from boredom, you know?" "Everybody likes to feel useful." "Make-a da world go round." "Back to you, Tom." "Diane, didn't your first husband blow his brains out?" "Oh, yes..." "Coming up, America's hottest new curse word, "kleeman. "" "We'll tell you what it means after this." "Boy, Lois, I can't believe this is happening to me." "I'm somebody now, you know?" "I" " I don't have to lie to people about my life anymore." "Oh, I am so happy for you, Peter." "What the hell happened to you?" "I, uh..." "Fell down the stairs." "Oh, you should be more careful." "All right, I'm ready." "Come on, good game." "Good game, everybody." "Yeah." "Come on, good game." "Let's get out there." "Let's do it." "Yeah, yeah." "110%, everybody." "110%." "Huh?" "Come on, let's go." "Let's go." "Good game!" "Ready!" "Blue 20, blue 20!" "Hut, hut!" " Griffin, let go!" " Let's go?" "!" " Mornin'." " Good day to you, sir." "Hey, wait a minute." "What the hell?" "Getting real tired of you ducking me, man." " Yeah?" " Oh, my God!" "Yeah, getting really tired." "Huh?" "Where's my money?" "!" "Where's my money?" "Yeah, you got money to pay for fake moustaches, huh?" "Yeah." "Yeah." "How-How much you pay for that fake moustache?" "$2.99." "Ooooooh!" "Listen, you just got to give me more time..." "Don't make a fool out of me, man." "Don't make a fool out of me." "I want my money." " I want my money, man." " Stewie..." "Listen, this is crazy." "You got..." "Oh, my God." "All right, let's go to the bank." "Well, I got to tell you, this was a delicious dinner, Mrs. Griffin." "Oh." "Well, the pleasure is all ours, Mr. Brady." "Please, call me Tom." " Can I call you Tom, too?" " Well, of course." "Mr. Brady, would you please sign my Trapper Keeper?" "Oh, Tom, your shirt." "I'm so sorry." "Look, you can use our shower if you want." "No, it's okay." "It's just a little spot." "It'll come out." "Well, that's not gonna come out." "You better take a shower." " Mom, let me look!" " Meg, stop shoving." "You wouldn't even know what to do with it." "He's closer to my age, you cow." "What the hell is this?" "Oh, hi, Stewie." "We were just leaving." "I say, what the devil is all the fuss about?" "I don't get it." "What's in there?" "Bing, bong!" "Hello!" " Hey." "What's goin' on?" " What the hell?" "!" "Get out of here!" "Well, we're on the same team." "We shower together." "Yeah, in the locker room." " Yeah, yeah, come here, you." " Ah, stop, knock it off." "What are you crazy?" "We're just a couple of guys messing around." "That's what we are." "Ooh, ooh, quiet, everybody, my commercial's on." "Hi, I'm Peter Griffin of the New England Patriots." "I'm here to kick off the Touchdown of Savings Weekend, at Wilkins Hyundai and Subaru." "We will blitz the competition, and in no time, you'll be driving your new Hyundai or Subaru right to a touchdown." "At Wilkins Hyundai and Subaru" "We have Hyundais and Subarus." "Mom, the game's about to start." "Where's Dad?" "I don't know, Chris." "And I'm starting to get worried." "I think all this success might be going to his head." "Do you know he spent $30,000 on a wax sculpture, of Harriet Tubman doing Gwyneth Paltrow?" "Yeah." "Yeah, that is happening for real." "Yeah." "I'll enjoy that more tomorrow." "Where the hell is Griffin?" "It's almost time for kickoff." "Well, I guess we have to start without him." "What do you think, huh?" "I got this for doing that car dealership ad." "All right, enough messing around, huh?" "Let's play this game." "Let's play some football." "Griffin, I'm getting really tired of your cocky attitude." "How many times have I told you, no showboating?" "!" "Relax, Tom, I'm just having a little fun." "I got it under control." "Okay, 28-Z right, pitch left, on one, on one." "Ready?" "Break!" "Ready?" "Green 54!" "Green 54!" "Set, hut, hut!" "Yeah!" "Huh, there might be some hope for this guy after all." "Damn it, Griffin!" "I said no showboating!" "This calls for a victory tune!" "Now, a woman who'll kiss on the very first date is usually a hussy." "And a woman who'll kiss on the second time out Is anything but fussy" "But a woman who'll wait till the third time around" "Head in the clouds, feet on the ground" "She's the girl he's glad he's found." "She's his Shipoopi" "She's the girl, he's glad he's found" "Shipoopi, Shipoopi, Shipoopi" "The girl is hard to get." "Shipoopi, Shipoopi, Shipoopi" "But you can win her yet" "Walk around once, just to raise the curtain." "Walk around twice and you're made for certain." "Once more in the flower garden" "She will never get sore if you beg her pardon" "Do, re, mi, fa, so, la, si, do" "Si, la, so, fa, mi, re, do" "Squeeze her once when she isn't looking" "Get a squeeze back, that's fancy cooking" "Once more for a pepper upper" "She will never get sore on the way to supper" "Do, re, mi, fa, so, la, si, do..." "Si, do" "Now little old Sal was a no-gal." "As anyone could see" "Look at her now, she's a go-gal." "Who only goes for me" "Squeeze her once when she isn't looking" "Get a squeeze back, that's fancy cooking" "Once more for a pepper upper" "She will never get sore on the way to supper" "Do, re, mi, fa, so, la, si, do, si, do." "Shipoopi, Shipoopi, Shipoopi" "The girl is hard to get" "Shipoopi, Shipoopi, Shipoopi" "But you can win her yet" "No." "No!" "Shipoopi, Shipoopi, Shipoopi" "The girl is hard to get" "Shipoopi, Shipoopi, Shipoopi" "But you can win her yet" "You can win her..." "Yet..." "Shipoopi!" "All right." "I made a touchdown." "Griffin, you're fired!" " For what?" " We've had it with your crap." "I talked to the coach and he's selling your contract to another team." "And the only one that'll take you, is the worst football team in Europe:" "The London Silly Nannies." "So, Brian, we're even now, right?" "Ready to start a new life in England." "I've got my money, your wounds have healed up nicely." "What do you say we let bygones be bygones, hmm?" "You shot me in both my knees then lit me on fire." " Piss off." " All right, all right." "I tell you what, you get one free revenge shot at me." "Okay." "But I'm not gonna tell you when it's coming." "Ah, this is gonna be fun." "Peter, this is crazy." "Isn't there any way the Patriots could let you back on the team?" "Nah, they said the decision was final." "It's all right, Lois, I can make the best of this." "I mean, a British football team can't be that bad." "Uh, excuse me." "Hey, there." "Hi." "I'm, uh, Peter Griffin." "I'm your new player." "Oh, yes, Peter, welcome to the Silly Nannies." "I'm the quarterback, Lesley." "This is our team." "If you'll marry me" "I'll dig for you and rake for you" "If you'll marry me" "I'll scrub for you and bake for you" "If you'll marry me" "All others I'll forsake for you" "All this will I do if you'll marry me" "All this will I do If you'll marry me." "Oh, crap." "Well, I guess living in a London flat isn't gonna be too bad, huh?" "Mom, there's no water in the toilet." "First of all, Chris, it's called a loo." "Second, there's no water in it, because everybody here just uses Elizabeth Hurley." "All right, well, where is she?" "'Cause I need her now!" "You're watching BBC 4." "Ellen, there's moisture on the outside of my glass." "It's condensation, Johnny." "But what about the fog on the windows?" "It's not fog, Johnny." "It, too, is called condensation." "Con-den-sation." "sation-sation-sation" "Hey, Peter, how was your first Silly Nannies practice?" "It sucked, Lois." "Those Silly Nannies are just a bunch of losers." "Pack your bags, we're going home." "What, you're just giving up?" "Look, Peter, I know you're upset because you blew your opportunity with the Patriots but..." "This is your chance to redeem yourself." "Now I bet if you really tried, you could turn that team around." "You know what, Lois?" "When you were talking about that sale at T.J. Maxx just now," "I came up with an idea." "I am gonna turn that team around." "And we'll challenge the Patriots to a game, and we'll kick their ass!" "Oh, man, what an attractive woman." " Hello?" " Hey, Brady!" " You're dead!" " Listen, Leno!" "You keep calling here and threatening me, I'm gonna notify the police." "Leno?" "No, no, this is Peter Griffin." "I'm calling to challenge you to a grudge match between the Patriots and the London Silly Nannies." "Huh." "Well, Griffin." "If you want to embarrass yourself, be my guest." "Good." "What do you say, England?" " Two weeks from now?" " See you there." " Hello?" " Hey, Brady!" "What kind of suit you want to be buried in?" "Oh, you kids are gonna love this." "England has such a rich heritage of great theater." "Cramsat on the bingum with the gam gum?" "Treaches on the upper with the trang sang." "Croppers to you, you crang sang lover." "She rogered the boogley!" "All right, now listen up, you limey bum sniffers." "If we're gonna beat the New England Patriots next week," "I got to toughen you up." "So you're gonna get in shape the way American athletes do:" "Taking steroids." "I say, Jenkins, you give me that dirty look one more time, and I've a good mind to get into my PJ's and have a pillow fight with you." "Very well, then." "En garde!" " I like your gown." " I like yours." "When's the beating gonna come, Brian?" "Just tell me when it's gonna come!" "Just do something, anything!" "Look, look, I'll do it." "I'll do it first." "Look, look, I'll do it even worse." "Oh, oh, oh, look how hurt I am." "We're even now!" "You're going down, Brady!" "You're the one who's going down, Griffin!" "What the hell?" "Those men are tremendous in stature." "And they're coming straight at us!" "We'll take my carriage!" "Ah, crap." "Well, I'm still here, you bastards!" "So let's do this!" "Oh." "Hey, Brady." "You gonna gloat and call me a loser now?" "Actually, Peter, you're not a loser at all." "What you did just now was pretty ballsy." " Really?" " Absolutely!" "For one guy to stand up to the entire New England Patriots team, that's a winner in my book." "Wow." "Thanks, Tom Brady." "Peter!" "Oh, my God, are you all right?" " Yeah." " Can you move your legs?" " Yeah." " Oh, good." "I thought you were gonna be a vegetable." "And I got to tell you, Peter," "I" " I just don't think I have it in me." "I mean, if you can't move, it's over." "I love you, too, honey." "Let's go home." "Synch:" "Fogia Transcript:" "Raceman"

"Goldar's blowin' Angel City to bits!" "We gotta move!" "It's Morphin Time." "What's going on?" "We're not morphing." "Something is seriously wrong?" " Alpha, what is it?" " It's an inter-dimensional power surge caused from the beam trying to locate Zordon." "It's temporarily shutting down all sources of energy within the Command Center." "You mean we can't morph?" "Not until the power surge ends." "But Goldar's rippin' the city apart." "There's nothing I can do." "And now we've lost the computer, too." "If we can't morph, Goldar's going to trash the world." "In town we have giant Goldar smashing things to lure the" "Power Rangers and their Megazord into the open, then" "And then it's lights out for Megazord." "I've cast a spell to eclipse the sun and cut off the source of Megazord's power." "Instead of one of my monsters finishing off those teenagers," "I suppose you'll use the Green Ranger." " Yes." " Finster's in trouble." "I'm ready for battle now, I am ready to destroy the Power Rangers." "I don't believe we're stuck here!" "This has been the worst week in Power Rangers history!" "I wish there was something I could" "Hold on." "I've get on idea." "Let me try something." "Ay yi yi yi!" "Alpha, Billy is trying to concentrate." " You can do it, Billy, I know it." " Come on, Billy." "Hey, it worked!" "We've got power back." "We should to able to morph." "Then let's do it." "Alpha, keep looking for Zordon while we handle Goldar." "It's Morphin Time!" " Mastodon!" " Pterodactyl!" " Triceratops!" " Sabretooth Tiger!" "Tyrannosaurus!" "Ready." "Alright, Power Geeks, I'm tired of fooling around." "Now, feel my sting!" "Jason, we've got use a new tactic." "Ai yi yi yi." "The Rangers need help Zordon!" "They need your guidance." "Where are you?" "Alpha?" "You read me?" "Zordon!" "Yes, Zordon." "I'm picking you up--!" "Making contact." "Sector..." "Q-9." "Reading me?" "Q-9, I'm on it, Zordon." "Calm down, everyone." "Let's get out of the building before it collapses." "Sit down." "Bulk, the building's about to fall down." "I'm not finished with my ice-cream yet." "Now I'm finished." "What are you going, Bulk?" "Goldar is heading this way." "The Youth Center Bus is the fastest way out of here." "Goldar, stop playing and get the Rangers." "We're getting closer, Zordon!" "The computer is still decoding your coordinates." "Hurry, Alpha!" "There's no time." "Ay yi yi yi yi." "I can do it, I can do it, I can do it!" "Alpha..." "look... behind... you." "No, you can't!" "Are you stupid, Power Geeks, ready to give up?" "Never." "Jason, you are a fool." "You're the fool if you think that we'll surrender to you." "Silence." "You guys alright?" "You won't win this fight, Rita!" "It's time to complete my evil plan." "No, Rita!" "Goldar, do it!" "Watch where your going, who taught you how to drive?" "Nobody, how am I doing?" "You drive like a maniac." "Thank you." "That's not a compliment, dimwit." "Say Bulk, where are we going anyway?" "As far away as possible, that monster is right on out tail." "Oh, right." "He's not on our tail." "No their civilians." "Yes, I know." "Actually they're friends of yours." "I believe you call them Bulk and Skull." "No more put them down." "Not until you surrender." "How come buses don't have seat belts." "Take them to the beach." "No!" "Got to save them." "I'll make sure your history this time, Zordon." "Alpha, is that you?" "What happened?" "I'm what happened, old man." "The Green Ranger." "Rita's prize warrior!" "Green Ranger." "You will not win following her dark path!" "You are wrong!" "She will win, and evil will rule." "Evil will never rule." "Oh, it will, Zordon, when I defeat the Power Rangers." "That will be impossible." "Enough, it's time to send you to another dimension." "This time you'll be lost forever." "Green Ranger...." "Tommy..." "No." "Well, Rangers, what took you so long." "There she is up there, with Scorpina." " Look." " Come down here." "Wait a minute, where's the bus." "I'll help you, it's over there." "What are we going to do now?" "Let's get out of here." "Great idea!" " Man, this is serious." " It's going over any second." "We've got to do something." "Oh!" "We're going over the edge." "Oh!" "We're going to be history." " You mean like famous?" " No, I mean like dust." "Stop screaming." "Stop moving." "Stop breathing." "We're going over." "Yeah, we're going over." "Look, they're almost over the edge." " Oh, no!" " We're got to get up there." "But if we make a move, they'll send it over for sure." "Oh..." "I want my mummy!" "Yeah..." "I want your mummy!" "They're going over anyway." "Let's go!" "Whoa!" "Man, not Goldar again!" "Ha ha!" "Don't forget the bus." "You'll never get away with this." "Oh, but I already have, I just need to finish the job." "The Power Rangers will stop you." "I don't think so, your little super hero group can't help you now." " Maybe not." " What?" "But I can, computer, activiate force field around intruder." "No, this is impossible." "I thought I turned you off." "You did, but my backup system kicked in." "You're going to pay for this robot." "Alpha, the grid is failing, I'm losing contact." "Ai yi yi yi!" "I'll get you back." "It's no use robot." "Zordon's gone forever." " Hold on, Skull." " I am holding on." "You're... choking... me." "Come on, Rangers, let's do it." "We need Dinozord Power now!" "The Zords are here." "Alright, do it!" "Alright." " Hold on." " Let's get this party started." " System ready for action." " Ready to rock." " Alright, guys." "Let's do it!" " Activate, power crystal." " Power crystal activated." " Power up." " 2... 1... power up!" " Move out." "Let's show them some Megazord Power." "Megazord power sequence initiated." "Megazord activated." " Are we alive?" " I don't know." " We'll find out." " Ouch." "Feel that?" "Oh, we're alive." " We're alive!" " We're alive!" "An eclypse is starting." "Solar power diminishing." "Oh..." "Hurry up, Scorpina." "Now, let's see her grow." "Try me" "A scorpion monster." "Watch out for her stinger." "Solar power is down 25%." "We're losing power fast, we're down to 50%." "Oh... a black sun is a thing of beauty, isn't it." "Now you will be powerless to stop me." "Solar Power Cell is almost out." "Jason, the Power Sword." "Hurry!" "Right!" "We'll use it to try and fix the Power Cell." "Try all you want robot, it will do you no good." "Zordon, I'm losing you." "Zordon is lost and soon the Power Rangers will be lost too." "Ai yi yi yi!" "We need the Power Sword now!" "Good, now we have a chance." "Zordon, Zordon, please come in." "Ah!" "What's the matter, you little mechanical misfit?" "Can't you make anything work." "Let me out and I'll do the same for you." "You are truly evil, Green Ranger." "It's time to find out who's behind that green mask." "Excellent, time to call on, Green Ranger." "Use your spells to release him." "Better luck next time, tinhead." "Wait!" "How did you?" "What..." "Ai yi yi yi!" "Now Green Ranger grow!" "Oh, man!" "It's Green Ranger!" "Come on." "You're going to get it." "Your finally going down." "We're in trouble, we don't have enough power left to finish this fight." "If only this thing was at full power." "We'd crush him." "We've got to hang in." "Give me all the power that's left." "I love it when the plan is working just as I knew it was going to." "What happened to Megazord." "Over there." "Our Zords." "They're totalled." "I can't believe it, it's like Rita destroyed a part of us." "Theyve always been there for us when we needed them." "Now they're gone." "When we need them most." "Power Rangers are history." "It's over, Rita's won." "Rangers, we can't give up." "Why shouldn't we." "Zordon's gone." "The Megazord been destroyed, we're outmatched." "Billy, what are the chances of bringing Zordon back online?" "Less then 10%." "Isn't the smallest chance of victory enough of a reason for us to keep on fighting." "The world needs us, Rangers." "Let's face it, the Green Ranger was Rita's trump card." "She played it and won." "No Ranger's I cannot accept that." "Zordon would not accept that." "But Zordon's not here." "What's going on?" "The computer finally has on answer." "When the Green Ranger was caught in the force field, the computer locked onto his interspacial biovibrations, it's been running them through the system trying to find a match." "You mean the computer know's Green Ranger's identity?" "Exactly." "I've program it to show us who he is on the Viewing Globe." "Finally some answers." "It's coming together." " Ah, man!" " No way!" " Can you believe?" " I don't believe it!" "Tommy?" "Captioned by Grantman Brown"

"It doesn't have to be this way." "Just listen to reason." "I have no use for reason... puny human!" "The Selbachian ship is almost within range." "And this vessel shall be the instrument of my revenge." "Turn your weapon systems over to me now, or I will kill one of your crew every 2.5 Earth minutes, beginning with the female." "Commander?" "It's going to be all right." "(beeping, whirring)" "(alarms blare)" "(grunting)" "(alarms cease)" "COMPUTER:" "All stations secure from general quarters." "A pleasure working with you, Yeoman." "As always." "MAN:" "We're talking about a piece of television history." "The actual Spaceforce microprobe Commander Artemis Bishop used to subdue the alien Gorth in the season 2 finale of Astro Quest." "And it can all be yours for just $750." "750?" "Do I look like an idiot to you?" "(beeping)" "(whirring)" "(speaking alien language)" "That's nice!" "MAN (over P.A.):" "Welcome, Whatifitconners." "A special encore presentation of Astro Quest:" "Redux will begin in Room 21-B in just a few minutes." "(microprobe beeping)" "Nice uniform." "Wendy?" "You're Yeoman Malloy." "You have a microprobe." "(chuckles)" "I can't believe this." "You're a Questor?" "I think Astro Quest is the greatest science fiction show of all time." "I'm a Commander Bishop fan myself." "Who isn't?" "Why Malloy?" "I loved her." "I mean, I know that she was completely underwritten, but she was the only female biochemist on TV and I liked her spunk." "Do you think that, um," "I got the collar right?" "'Cause I think on the show that it might've been a little more, um, swoopy." "You..." "It looks perfect." "Thanks." "(indistinct announcement over P.A.)" "Can I see that?" "(whirring) Wow... (giggling):" "That's great." "Jihw-CHOK chom-CHEM jag-eej BRYCE cichoki." "I don't speak Vellikon." "What did you say?" "(woman screams)" "(over P.A.):" "Security to Room 21-B immediately." "Oh, my God, Jon?" "Security, 21-B immediately..." "Jon?" "!" "We need medical personnel in 21-B." "Jon?" "!" "Medical personnel in 21-B." "Jon?" "Jon?" "Wake up!" "What is the matter with you?" "Oh, my God." "Speak to me!" "Jon?" "Jon?" "Excuse me." "Excuse me." "Excuse me." "Excuse me." "Wake up!" "Wake up!" "Please, everyone stay calm and stay back." "We're with the Crime Lab." "Ma'am, don't touch anything." "Don't..." "Jon!" "Please, come with me." "Jon." "Come with me." "Come with me." "(speed-dials)" "Brass." "Yeah, it's Hodges." "Who?" "From Trace." "We have a situation at the Whatifitcon." "The Whatifit-what?" "How'd you get this number?" "I cloned Grissom's cell phone on a work-related matter." "That's not important now." "We have a situation." "It's one of the exhibitors." "Could you be more specific?" "He's dead, Jim." "* Who... are you?" "*" "* Who, who, who, who?" "*" "* Who... are you?" "*" "* Who, who, who, who?" "*" "* I really wanna know *" "* Who... are you?" "*" "* Oh-oh-oh * * Who... *" "* Come on, tell me who are you, you, you *" "* Are you. *" "(clamoring)" "Jonathan Danson, 36, from Chowchilla, California." "STOKES: 42 bucks and a couple of credit cards." "So it probably wasn't a robbery." "Bloody nose, scratches on the face." "This guy's been in a fight or something." "You know, if there was a struggle it'd be really hard to tell on a set like this." "Liver temp was 89.7 degrees." "He probably died between midnight and 3:00 a.m." "So, between then and now there's probably been a few thousand people with access to this booth." "You're going to need a lot of tape lifts." "And swabs." "(sighing):" "Or..." "I could run a vacuum cleaner over the whole scene, get exemplars from all these folks and keep you two knuckleheads busy for the next few months." "How'd that be?" "Hmm?" "Do me a favor:" "beam yourselves back to the lab and let us do our job, please." "Okay." "Thank you." "Nice outfit." "WOMAN:" "I just can't believe it." "I mean, this-this project was Jonathan's dream." "We were so close." "So close to what?" "He spent five years on this pilot." "It's a remake of the original Astro Quest." "An executive from Paramount approached us about it-- turning it into a full-on series for the CW." "Oh, yeah, really?" "No kidding." ""Produced by Jonathan Danson and Melinda Carver."" "So, do you have a financial interest in the project?" "Well, yeah, I financed it." "So, what happens to the rights with Jonathan out of the picture?" "They revert to me, I guess." "What are you getting at?" "Exactly what you think I am." "HODGES:" "A guy in a red shirt dies at the beginning of most Astro Quest episodes." "I remember." "Come on in." "Thanks." "Take a look." "Perimortem bruise on the neck." "And a... right-angled laceration at the base of the nostrils." "The skin appears to be split, not cut." "There's metallic trace in the wound." "You and Wendy always go to Whatifitcon together?" "Actually, it was our first." "(humming)" "Pleasure working with you, Yeoman." "As always." "Tell me something, Commander." "Were you scared?" "I wasn't before." "But I am now." "But you're my commanding officer." "(shudders) I'm also a man." "With a man's needs." "If you only knew how many nights I lay awake dreaming of a moment like this." "Oh..." "I can guess." "Hodges, you forgot this." "GCMS, chop-chop." "(dramatic music plays)" "My name is Jonathan Danson, and I'm here to set you free." "Free from a vision of an antiseptic future filled with... with heroes and heroines who are always steadfast and well-adjusted and altruistic." "When was this taken?" "Last night, special preview event." "Anything interesting happens at a sci-fi convention, it's online somewhere about five seconds later." "DANSON:" "Like most of you," "I grew up with Astro Quest." "Every Thursday night my dad would gather the family around our TV to watch the latest episode." "(laughing):" "I loved it." "But the older I got, the more the mythology began to eat away at my soul." "I couldn't measure up to the brave crew of that perfect ship." "I wasn't handsome, courageous, strong." "I was weak, petty, self-destructive." "And I hated myself for it." "But then..." "One night... it hit me like a..." "like a bolt of lightning." "I looked around the bar at the other frightened, sad people and I... and I said to myself, "Do you see an Artemis Bishop here?"" ""Do you see one at work?"" "What's this?" "He's showing the Redux." "Uh, in your apartment building or on the street?" "People, look around you." "Do you see an Artemis Bishop anywhere?" "Of course not." "Because he's a fictional construct." "A phantom who whispers, "You are not enough."" "Well, I am here to show you who we really are." "Ladies and gentlemen, I give you..." "Astro Quest:" "Redux." "(dramatic music plays)" "(static buzzes)" "I swear to God I'm gonna do her!" "Garth, you know me." "Just stand down." "I don't know anything anymore!" "I'm gonna do her." "I swear I'm gonna do her!" "Commander..." "Okay, Sally, everything's gonna be all right." "(three gunshots)" "Nothing's ever gonna be all right again!" "Do you see that?" "!" "Now you're gonna do what I want." "(sobbing)" "(murmuring)" "You suck." "You don't have the... (crowd clamoring, booing)" "Do you get it?" "MAN:" "We're not gonna watch that crap!" "Get outta here!" "So let me get this straight." "Some nerd takes a cheesy, '60s sci-fi show and turns it into something a little bit more realistic-- minus the spaceship, of course-- and the other nerds get pissed off enough that they beat him up and kill him over it?" "Well... people don't like it when you mess with their heroes." "You got something, Riley?" "Hmm..." "No sign of blood." "I doubt it's the murder weapon." "(sighs)" "Are we going to have to figure out how many Dumpsters 3,000 people can fill in three days?" "Boy, I hope not." "Whoa." "I got a... whole lot of geek love on the command chair." "Isn't that nice for them?" "I just found A/V central." "DVD player, sound gear." "And the vic's laptop." "There's a DVD in the player." "MAN:" "According to Article 13 of the Planetary Alliance Charter, we find Jonathan Danson guilty of high treason." "STOKES:" "This wasn't part of the presentation." "And the penalty is..." "Please!" "No!" "(sobbing):" "I'm sorry!" "I won't ever do it again!" "Don't kill me, please!" "I got to start watching this show." "MAN:" "Sic Semper Tradi torae." "Death to traitors." "(knocking) Yeah?" "Uh, Catherine, um, hypothetically, if I knew of someone in the lab having a relationship..." "What kind of a relationship?" "Um... personal." "Affectionate." "Romantic?" "Okay." "Um, hypothetically, if I knew of someone in the lab having a romantic relationship would I be obligated to report them?" "Yes." "To Ecklie." "And, hypothetically, would they suffer consequences?" "Are they hypothetically on the same shift?" "Yes." "Supervisor-subordinate?" "No." "Then one of them will have to change shifts." "But other than that, they should be fine." "Just tell them to report it to Ecklie and to go for it." "Life's too short, right?" "(mouthing)" "SANDERS:" "So what's a college professor doing taping the debut of Astro Quest:" "Redux at a science fiction convention?" "I was there with my crew." "I'm making a documentary on the gestalt constructs of sci-fi mytho-cultures." "Really?" "Have a seat." "Thank you." "I wanted to talk to you about your video." "The crowd didn't seem to like Danson's new take on their old mythology." "Danson was a provocateur." "I actually loved his boldness." "But he was playing with fire." "You believe one of these people killed him?" "Would you believe it?" "(crowd clamoring)" "To its fans," "Astro Quest is more than just a television show." "It's a religion." "When he screened his Redux, that was the sci-fi equivalent of Martin Luther nailing his "95 Theses"" "to the door of the Castle Church in Wittenberg." "That's keeping it in perspective." "People kill each other all the time over belief systems, Mr. Sanders." "Or perhaps you're not familiar with the Middle East." "ROBBINS:" "C.O.D. was cerebral hemorrhage due to blunt-force trauma." "Sharp blow to the nasal bone snapped the nasofrontal suture, driving it into the frontal sinus, where a secondary fracture penetrated the frontal lobe." "Instant unconsciousness." "He was dead within minutes." "Any idea what hit him?" "Something angular, silver-colored." "We haven't found the murder weapon yet." "Uh, David, would you finish stitching him up, please?" "PHILLIPS:" "I'm not a seamstress." "I'm a coroner's investigator, damn it." "(sighs)" "He's been doing that all day." "He's riffing Corpsman Scully's one-liners from Astro Quest." "Didn't watch it much." "PHILLIPS:" "Because you're not a couch potato." "You're a medical examiner, damn it." "Well, he was obviously in some kind of struggle." "What do you make of this contusion here?" "ROBBINS:" "It's on a pressure point." "Maybe someone attempted a sleeper hold." "You mean like a Sethlan submission claw?" "That's real?" "ROBBINS:" "Well, you tell me." "(grunting)" "Aah!" "Okay!" "Ow!" "Ow!" "Ow!" "(grunts)" "There was something odd in the stomach contents." "Take a whiff." "Alcohol." "Curaçao, maybe." "What are these, um, vermiform chunks of meat?" "Those are Vellikon skullworms, which would of course explain the Tijillian ale." "It's Astro Quest food." "Some of the bars and restaurants around the convention do that sort of stuff for the conventioneers." "That hurt." "Good." "STOKES:" "His name is Jonathan Danson." "You recognize him?" "Yeah." "Yeah, he was in here that night." "And he wasn't a happy camper." "He'd been alone at the bar knocking back drinks when this Astro Quest girl comes up." "Yeah, another Vapor, please." "He started jocking her pretty hard." "No, thank you." "No?" "Could you please let go of me now?" "Please." "Her friends didn't like that." "Sir, you just need to let go of my commander." "Everything will be okay." "Sir, please." "WOMAN:" "Let go!" "Just let go!" "Hey, stop that!" "You have no respect!" "(shouting)" "Get him!" "First off, we abhor violence." "That's the first thing wrong with your entire show!" "Yeah, now-- see how it feels?" "I'm not down with violence." "So I put an end to it." "Any of those people in these photos?" "Yeah, these three right here." "You didn't happen to get any names, did you?" "No." "Sorry." "After the fight they all split." "Well, there's nothing worse than a bunch of drunk conventioneers." "Must be hard enough to sling drinks without making you play dress-up." "How do you like this makeup?" "Got it on my second tour of Afghanistan." "These Astro Questors, they believe in a future where human beings, they transcend their differences." "I wouldn't mind living in a world like that." "Yeah, me either." "(whirring)" "You better be careful." "That thing gave me a nasty little shock." "Well, of course it did." "This is the..." "Compliance yoke from "The Slavers of Sirenodon."" "It's a classic." "I know, right?" "So, the commander and his crew are basically forced into hard labor, right?" "By the planet's... disembodied rulers." "Disembodied, yeah." "And they make everybody wear one of these things around their necks." "Yeah, and if they don't follow orders, then they get zapped with this paralyzing pain." "Hey!" "Hodges!" "You don't have gloves on." "It hasn't been processed." "Sorry." "Don't make me use this." "(machine powering down)" "What, if anything else, did you do growing up?" "Sneer if you wish, but science fiction has been the inspiration for many great technological breakthroughs." "I'm not knocking it." "I love sci-fi." "You know, especially that talking horse show." "That was one of my favorites." "Mr. Ed?" "Yeah." "Yeah." "That's not science fiction." "Sure, it is." "It postulates an alternate universe in which horses evolve a larynx." "No." "See, that's fantasy." "No, fantasy is anything that travels faster than the speed of light, Hodges." "Which is why if Albert Einstein were alive today, he'd slap your face." "(whirring)" "HODGES:" "I wasn't born to be a slave." "(dramatic music plays)" "Is this what we're supposed to do for the rest of our lives?" "Yes." "The supervisors assign us the tasks we are to perform." "Yours is to collect carbonite rocks." "Mine is to ensure that you collect carbonite rocks." "I'm sick of picking up rocks!" "Rest if you wish." "What I wish... is to be free." "On my planet, we choose where we go, what to do, who to love." "What is... love?" "On my planet, love is the single most important thing that can happen between sentient beings." "Oh, you mean mating." "When the time comes to increase the staff, my supervisor will approve a mate for me." "Wouldn't you like to choose your own mate?" "Wouldn't you like that?" "Such talk is not permitted in the workplace." "Wouldn't you like... just once... to choose for yourself?" "(electronic tone warbling, buzzing)" "(groaning)" "No!" "No!" "Catherine said it would be all right." "That Ecklie wouldn't have any problem with it." "WEBSTER:" "Hey, Hodges." "No!" "Hodges!" "Yes?" "I got work hits off both sets of those prints from that DVD, and they are locals." "Well, sort of." "They're from Pahrump." "(knocking)" "BRASS:" "How do you do, ma'am?" "I'm Detective Jim Brass, Las Vegas Police." "We're looking for Lionel Rose and Steuben Lorenz." "They're upstairs." "Where else?" "ELECTRONIC VOICE:" "Identification." "(beep, whirr)" "Mom, not now." "I told you we're debriefing." "Red alert." "Yeah, we made it." "It was a joke." "Of course, humor is subjective." "So, when Jonathan Danson found you sabotaging his life's work, did he subjectively kick your ass?" "DANSON:" "Hey!" "Hey!" "What the hell are you guys doing here?" "What... (yelps) Don't touch that!" "No, no, that's not true." "(sighs)" "He kicked our asses before, at the bar." "You see, I adopted a Gandhi-esque strategy of passive resistance to force the aggressor to recognize the immorality of his actions, while Lionel attempted to avoid confrontation like an inferior male baboon who presents his rump for the dominant male to mount." "Unfortunately..." "Danson proved ignorant of baboon body language." "We-we didn't even go to the convention hall that night." "We sent her:" "Risa." "Risa Parvess." "P-A-R-V-E-S-S." "Uh, I didn't think it was a good idea." "I mean, she's always been really unstable." "STEUBEN:" "Did you deliver the payload?" "Yeah, I guess, but there were... complications." "Complications, like what?" "Did someone see you?" "If you did anything to compromise the safety of this crew..." "There is no crew!" "This isn't a spaceship!" "I'm done playing your stupid games." "Where do we find her?" "STEUBEN:" "I have no idea." "She's always been quite unstable." "(snickering)" "SIMMS:" "Hey." "Hey." "I just got the results back from the command chair, and it's the victim, plus an unknown female, so we're closing in." "Great." "Hey, also, I was thinking that maybe after shift, it would be kind of fun to have a little Astro Quest mini-marathon." "Ooh." "Like maybe "Yesterday's Tomorrow,"" "parts 1, 2, and 3?" "You mean the time travel trilogy from season 4?" "Oh, yes." "It's great." "Yeah, count me in." "Good." "Yeah." "Hey, uh, I'll even spring for pizza, if it's not too much of a crowd." "Well, two is not much of a crowd, really, so..." "You mean just you and me?" "Yeah." "You, me, the Blu-Ray DVD box set and a brand-new plasma TV." "Over at your place?" "Yeah." "That's where I keep my TV." "Okay, sounds good." "Yeah, it will be." "Have you ever actually seen one?" "I mean, have you ever actually seen one... in the flesh?" "A Tijillian concubine." "JOHNSON:" "Feral... carnal... voracious." "JOHNSON:" "I'd say she's worth a change in shift." "Wouldn't you?" "(whispering):" "You're on fire." "Hodges, you're on fire." "(fire crackling)" "What happened?" "I was checking the unknown's solubility in acetone, when I guess it caught on fire." "My mind wandered." "That's been happening a lot lately, Hodges." "What's going on with you?" "There's nothing going on." "This is a crime lab, not some Tijillian casbah." "Excuse me?" "You, me, a DVD..." "I don't think it's going to help us catch a killer." "Are you actually trying to blame all this on me?" "Not in so many words." "Okay, you know what?" "I asked you to come over and watch a DVD-- that's it-- so if you're having some fantasies about me dressed up in a tinfoil bikini, dancing around in a casbah on a strange alien planet, then... good." "Good?" "Yes, good, 'cause it means you're not as oblivious as everyone around here seems to think you are." "But the fact is, if you can't handle the way... if you can't handle the way that those fantasies makes you feel, don't turn all that around and blame me when you screw up." "Don't worry about it." "It's not gonna happen again." "Well, that's not the only thing that's not gonna happen." "Fine." "Fine." "Yeah, she, uh, wandered into the bar a couple hours ago." "Totally strung out." "Okay." "Put a little caffeine in her, a little conversation, and she was willing to come in and do the right thing." "Okay... thanks." "No problem." "Hey, you know, um... they were giving these away at the convention." "You should check it out." "You might like it." "Thanks." "Miss Parvess?" "My name is Nick Stokes." "I'm with the crime lab." "I really appreciate you... coming down here to talk with me." "Okay, I'm going to make this real easy for you." "I know that Jonathan Danson harassed you in the bar." "And I know you were in the booth that night planting your pals' DVD." "I also found evidence of sexual activity on the command chair." "Now, listen... if he assaulted you in any way and you fought back, that's self-defense." "You know that, right?" "It wasn't self-defense." "I liked his show." "I think he must have been able to sense that when he saw me at the bar." "I used to be just like you." "Tormented by impulses I thought were dirty." "Desires that have no place in a squeaky-clean universe." "Let go of me." "Let go of yourself." "Stop trying to be something you're not, and the guilt that's eating you alive will fall away." "Let me set you free." "(collar buzzing)" "RISA:" "He took me... to an incredible place." "No preconceptions or judgments." "Just... pure impulse and... raw instincts." "He showed me who I really was." "He even gave me his cell phone number." "He said he was going to take me to Cabo." "WILLOWS:" "Well, I'd say that confirms at least part of her story." "Where did you get this?" "Found it on the vic's laptop." "He has quite a collection." "And that's Melinda Carver, his producer." "It's about seven hours before Risa, just before the VIP premiere of his show." "It's good to be the commander." "So, what's the point?" "The point is that you didn't tell me that you were banging the dead guy." "That had nothing to do with this." "And you didn't tell me you emptied out your 401(k) and gave all the money to Danson." "We checked his bank records." "He needed it to complete the project." "Right." "He's been completing a lot of projects lately." "And according to the GPS tags on those photographs, he's been working his mojo at most major sci-fi conventions in America." "He's a busy guy." "I knew about the other women, because Jon told me about them." "We had an, uh, an open relationship." "Look..." "Jon was an extremely... complicated human being." "(sighs) He was trying to expose the hypocrisy of a sick society." "He was a real artist, and that's all that mattered to me, not who he was poking in that chair." "That's a nice speech." "I'm done talking to you." "And that's a nice purse." "I'm gonna have to hang on to that." "Check it for blood." "Be my guest." "ADAMS:" "The weird thing about these photos is the camera angle and the background never change." "Which means there must be a hidden camera on the set somewhere?" "May I?" "Yeah." "Every shot, the victim's hand is on that button." "It must be some kind of trigger." "Mm-hmm." "You didn't notice a camera?" "No, I didn't, but, I mean, they make them pretty small these days." "Some of them even have built-in memory." "In other words, if we find it, we may have a photo of our killer." "The background in the photo is this point here." "The beam needs to line up with the left arm of the chair." "Bring it up a bit." "A little bit more." "Perfect." "The camera should be somewhere along this beam." "I don't see any camera here." "Maybe Danson had a voyeur buddy take the sex pics." "Mm." "From the same exact angle every time?" "Wendy?" "I think I've got it." "Got what?" "The metallic trace from the victim's wound." "Give me a second." "Does this remind you of anything?" "Yes." "Right?" "Yes." "(keypad beeping)" "(phone rings)" "Langston." "HODGES:" "It's Hodges and Wendy." "What do you got?" "Yeah, uh, we know what killed Danson." "It's in the helm." "Okay, I'm going to put you on speaker." "Now, it's, it's in the what?" "I-It's the console that's directly opposite the command chair." "There's a retractable viewer inside." "HODGES:" "It's from the show." "Looks like some kind of piston system." "Yeah, th-there should be a control for it someplace." "It's called a targeting scanner." "I think we have it." "We also have a digital sex camera." "And blood, 90-degree angle." "Silver metal paint and a bloody fingerprint." "Nice work, people." "See you back at the lab." "(closes phone)" "(chuckles)" "Nice work, Hodges." "You, too, Simms." "Is she mad at you again?" "Why don't you two just get it over with?" "You've been dancing around it for years." "Just tell her how you feel." "Tell her what, Mr. Andrews?" "That I'd never be able to give myself to her fully?" "Because I've made a commitment... to this lab." "The pursuit of justice." "Do you think it's easy?" "In the dead of night, I can't help but wonder what it'd be like to savor the pleasures of ordinary men." "Moonlit dinners." "Murmured endearments." "The caress of a woman's soft skin." "Long, languid walks on the beach." "But you hate the beach." "It's understandable," "I guess, considering your complexion." "What?" "BRASS:" "It's good that you're politically active because if you weren't, you wouldn't have been arrested at that sit-in at Global Media six years ago." "Caught in the web of the combine." "Hm." "That's a reference to One Fl..." "Yeah, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest." "I know." "And I also know that you didn't mean to kill Jonathan Danson." "I know that." "It happened." "But this is your one chance to get out in front of it, so tell me what happened." "Just tell me the truth, and I promise I'll do everything I can to help you." "I will." "Jonathan Danson took my media semiotics course." "He was a good student." "Mm-hmm." "I heard about his project and thought it would be perfect material for my documentary." "Ah." "But then I saw Redux." "I'm gonna do her!" "I swear I'm gonna do her!" "I gave a lecture once, deconstructing Astro Quest as an example." "(gunshot)" "(body thuds)" "Jonathan had integrated all of my conceits into his fictional construct." "He stole your idea." "He didn't ask for permission." "He..." "He didn't even acknowledge me in the credits." "You want credit?" "Now, why would I give you that?" "Because they're my ideas." "Whatever happened to "Nobody can own an idea"?" "Let me tell you something." "Ideas are a dime a dozen." "If you want to make them into art, it takes drive, vision, creativity." "Hey, I have created..." "What?" "Hyperintellectual diarrhea?" "Go back to writing theory papers for the six other people in your department who read them." "I've got a TV show to make." "You!" "You!" "Let me go!" "Not till you cool down." "Are you gonna be cool?" "(quietly):" "Yes." "20 years devoted to media theory." "Talk about a wasted life." "(screams) (grunts)" "(gasping)" "You see the irony, don't you?" "Jon attempted to deconstruct Astro Quest's iconography, and he was killed by one of the signifiers he sought to subvert." "Derrida, Derrida would have called that..." "An epistemological dichotomy?" "I just call it second-degree murder." "Anybody up for a little Astro Quest?" "Oh, no, not tonight." "Thanks, though." "All right." "Break room in five." "Let's go." "Uh, no, thanks." "Enjoy." "STOKES:" ""A Dollop of Apocalypse."" "LANGSTON:" "Oh, that's the one where they find this planet where, um, amphibians are the dominant species, and they worship Peyton Place as a sacred text." "It's classic." "ADAMS:" "W-Wait, the amphibians can read and they choose that?" "LANGSTON:" "There's a reason for it." "You'll see." "(typing)" "HODGES:" "Jihw-CHOK chom-CHEM jag-eej BRYCE cichoki." "SIMMS:" "I don't speak Vellikon." "What'd you say?" "Anytime you're ready, Ecklie." "You will leave me... now?" "The lab needs me." "You have needs of your own, as do I." "Maybe, someday, our needs will coincide." "I hope so." "Till then... (electronic whirring)" "Someday."

"Previously on "Crash"..." "I am just here to take back my company." "Well, that's very funny, since you no longer hold the majority stake in CMG." "Actually, I just purchased 51% of the shares of the common stock." "Yeah, I read that waiver you gave me." "It releases me from my contract with Ben... but on page 14 it also says Ben relinquishes 2% of his voter stock to you." "You really think I'd do that to Ben?" "I wish I could help you, but you're under contract with Ben." "Contracts originated because people were afraid of getting fucked." "But I've seen a lot of people get fucked with contracts and I fucked those people myself, real hard." "You're still seeing her, aren't you?" "Amy's not like me." "She's a good woman." "Yeah." "You should keep her." "I need a break, Kenny." "This wasn't a random shooting." "Right in front of his girlfriends' apartment?" "I should've shot her." "I can use the wife to leverage his statement." "Conspiracy, extortion, maybe a double homicide." "You come here to confess?" " I'm here to tell the truth." "I made Park believe that I killed Rock and Chen to gain his trust." "What about Eddie?" " The ambulance guy?" "I can't trust him." "I need your help." "You picked a fight with the wrong dog, Eddie." "I can provide you protection." "For you and your family." " How?" "I have a friend in ICE who will put them somewhere safe." "They want Park for human trafficking and are willing to flip the bill." "I'm not a rat." "You take care of Eddie Choi and we are done." "Get back in the truck." "Season 01 Episode 12 "Ring Dings"" "Have one with me." "Come on." "Come on." "You remember the first time we all went out?" "You were 16... 15." "I remember you wouldn't order your food... until I figured out what I wanted first, huh." "Just like a good dong-seng (younger person)." "But the best part of the night was when the food arrived." "I wouldn't touch my meal, just to see how long you'd go without touching yours." "You didn't touch it once, all night." "You were my Hyung." "What was I supposed to do?" "I wasn't your Hyung." "(older person you respect and love)" "A real Hyung would've made sure you went to college." "Got into medical school..." "Obtain that white picket fence and 2,5 kids." "I can't help you, Eddie." "Don't let Park shame us like this." "I don't like the way this thing went down." "Captain?" "Park offered you money to kill whoever killed the Korean shop owner..." "Chi Ka Kiang." "And he wasn't just a shop owner, he was one of Parks' soldiers." "And you let him believe you would do the job?" "I logged that in." "If you look..." " And then..." "The very same two gangbangers he hired you to kill..." "He believed he hired me." " Let me finish." "The very same targets of the hit ended up with toe tags." "I was surprised it took that long." "Everyone in Korea town knew there was a bounty on them." "If Park could nail up a 'Wanted' poster, he would have." "So you let Park to believe you made good on the contract." "I mean, if I got him on tape paying me off it would seal the case." "You should've nailed him when he tried to hire you." "Come on, Captain." "He said, she said..." "I needed more." "Maybe, but you still should not have proceeded on your own." "I don't wanna piss in the well and I'm not sure of anything... but..." "I'm waiting..." "I'm not sure Park doesn't have some of our guys on his payroll." "Bullshit." "I'm just saying, Cap." "He knew way too much of what I was doing." "I mean, why do you think someone tried to kill me?" "Who else knew you were setting him up?" "Who else knew you were setting Park up?" "!" "You don't think this could've been the result of pillow talk, do you?" "You're out of the line, Captain." "I'm not saying Arcell would intentionally do anything to harm you." "But, you talk to her about your case, she talks to Battaglia, he talks to his wife..." "His wife talks to..." "You see how this can happen..." "No." "And that's been over with for a while now." "You know who shot you, don't you?" "You recognized him, didn't you?" " It doesn't matter, Cap." "All roads lead to Park?" " That's not what I asked you!" "I think you know who shot you." "And he's not gonna get a chance of due process." "Your Wild West approach to the job... that was old hat when I was a rookie." "You think I'm a bad cop?" " No." "I mean the only thing modern about your fucking police work is your cell phone." "Look..." "Forget I got bars for a second." "Just cop to cop." "I would think about doing the same thing, if I was the one who got shot." "I don't know what you mean." " I think you do." "And you know what?" "I would hope my Captain would talk me down." "I don't wanna see you blow your career." "Look, Axel." "If you're worried about any false statements you made..." "It won't be held against you." "We'll chalk it up to stress." "You have my word." "If you have a line on who shot you, let's handle it like cops, not gangsters." "Unless off course, you think I'm in Parks' pocket too." "No." "The guy who shot me is an ambulance driver named Eddie Choi." "He runs with K-Town killers." "The kid who brought the 12 year old rape victim in to us?" "He made a statement against Park." " Yes, he did." "Bring him in." "Look, I don't want you flying solo." "I'm putting someone with you." "He'll get his due process, don't worry." "I get paid to worry." "I'm putting someone with you." "Cap..." " I'm sorry, do you think I was asking your permission?" "I'm telling you it's a game change..." " These projections are through the roof." "When this finally explodes, it's gonna change the entire business model." "Ben Cendars may have just saved the music industry." "And you're gonna get all the credit." "I don't want the fucking credit." "And what is this?" "That's something else I found..." "Apparently, before your father returned to CMG, he put his stock into a trust for his driver Anthony." "Well, how could this happen?" "I thought he had controlling interest?" "He lied..." "I didn't see it because I just hit the books." "What's wrong?" " I just stole the shirt off a man who wasn't wearing one." "When are they going to finish this mess?" "Captain says we're riding together." "That's the dumbest fucking idea I ever heard." " Agreed, the last thing you need." "You know, don't count on me for backup out there." "Wow, I smell rock." "Pupils dilated." "You hitting the pipe today, detective?" " Nah, it's a bit early for me, you know?" "Put your dicks away and pick up your suspect." "Now!" "Nice." " Shit!" "Ooh, very nice." "I asked you to get my father to sign over his stock." "I did." " Turns out he doesn't have any." "Not anymore." "He signed it all over to you, weeks ago." "What are you talking about?" "Somehow you have controlling interest of CMG." "This is your company." "Then I suggest you get the fuck out of my bathroom." "So that either makes you stupid, or playing at being stupid..." "And you better hope it's the former, because a stupid man can be forgiven." "What the hell are you talking about?" "For my father to be this far ahead of me, he would've had to have known you would betray him." "Trust me, my father doesn't suffer traitors lightly..." "Jules?" "Do you ever think that maybe your father wanted me to have that stock?" "Do you?" "Everything okay?" "Yeah, great." "You were in the men's room?" "No." " No?" "I just saw you come out of the men's room with Anthony right behind you." "What's that?" "Ben, I wasn't in the men's room and I haven't seen Anthony all day." "You're giving me the ***** treatment." "I saw you." "Huh, what's going on?" "Nothing." " Nothing, huh?" "Oh, I see..." "The summer of '42." "***** sympathy, huh?" " I have no idea what you're talking about." "Not that I ever do." "Well, Anthony is a good-looking young man." "And you know I'm not a racist." "Hey, who am I to throw a stone?" "I've always had a taste for the exotic." "You're disgusting." "You know that?" "I am an open-minded man, but it does not stop me from being your father." "And my fatherly advice to you is "Never shit where you eat."!" "If I wanna to hump an Amish **** while blowing a homeless man..." "That would not be any of your goddamn business." "I hope you treat your women better than you treat your car." "See, there's a tell right there..." "Definite give-away." "You are a West-Coast guy." " Oh yeah?" "How's that lieutenant Colombo?" "Well, East-Coast guys like myself, a car is just a means of transportation." "A hunk of metal on wheels, like a blender, or a..." "Spit it out..." "Alright." "A fucking toaster." "You know, if you ask me for my keys, I toss them." "Sure, do what you want, just top off the tank." "West-Coast guy, if you ask him to use his car..." "It's like you ask him if it's okay to fuck his dog." "Yeah, well, I think you're too late here to clean your fucking toaster." "There..." "Yeah, that's Eddie's place." "What's the game plan?" "There isn't one." "There's an old football saying "Huddles are for plans, not fans"." "What the fuck does that mean?" " It means..." "Means..." "I don't know." "I had an old coach who used to say that, whenever we were standing around bullshitting and not paying attention." ""Hey, huddles are for plans, not fans!"" "It doesn't even make any sense." " I know, maybe I'm leaving something out, huh?" "So how'd you make detective?" "Now you sound like my old man." "Oh, you had one of those too, huh?" "My old man couldn't believe I made it out of grade school." "Yeah, real supportive types back then." "Too bad, another life, we might've been friends." "In another life, I could be fucking Halle Berry, but guess what..." "So, what's the plan?" "We wait." "Ah, you heard that?" "I didn't hear you come in last night." "One of the guys just kept paying me to stay." " Oh, is that right?" "I made a lot of money." "How did the rest of the night go?" "A lot of work." "You know, I get breaks at the club, but that party was non-stop." "Every guy wanted a lap-dance, constantly grabbing my ass." "Taking pictures..." "Talking about nothing." "Today I just wanna relax." "Where are you going?" "I gotta stop by the Union..." "I'm gonna take care of things while you sit here and relax." "Today?" " Uhuh." "It's my day off." "So go tomorrow." "No can't do." "I've got a meeting with my attorney down there." "He wants to talk about my suspension." "Then you're coming back here." "No." "Look, I promised Beeb I'd meet her and some of the boys for a quick brewski after the shift, you know." "Look, if I'm not back..." "Then I'll still be out." "Don't wait up." "Have a good day." "I'm gonna grab some gum, you want anything?" "Water, soda?" "Axel, you son of a bitch!" "Guess you're gonna have to do us both." "That's just what I was thinking." "You have the right to remain silent." "Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law." "How much?" "I want my lawyer." "What was that?" "I couldn't understand you, with your accent?" "What accent?" "Where the fuck are you from?" "Me?" "I'm from a little town just outside of "Go fuck your mother"." "You ever heard of it?" "I'm sorry." "I bet you can't find that on a map, though." "I want my lawyer." "Maybe we should..." " You're fucked." "You know that, huh?" "If Johny Cochran came back to life, he couldn't help you." "How much did Park pay you to try to kill me?" " You're out of your mind." "Park was trying to kill me." "Well, that is some soap opera shit you're in." "Park paid you to kill him and now he's trying to kill you too?" "Is this a fucking joke to you?" "You tried to kill me because you knew I was gonna take you down for killing Rock and Chen." "You motherless motherfucker." "You killed them." " Sit down." "Me?" " Yeah!" "Sure Eddie." "And you know what, if you look real close, that's me with an umbrella on the Zapruder film." "Look, I swear, he killed Rock and Chen." "Why should anybody believe you?" " Because I was there!" "Humor this slope-headed gangbanging piece of shit." "He would sell his own mother to get out of the jail." "You know what?" "Let him call his fucking lawyer." "Get him the fuck out of here." "You know I didn't do it." "Prove it." "I've got all the proof I need right here on my shoulder." "Is that it?" "A fucking flesh wound?" "You're gonna have to do better than that, Eddie." "Get the fuck out of here." "I've heard enough of your bullshit." "Let's go." "Take off your shirt." "What?" " Sure, come on." "Let's see the flesh wound." "My cuffs." " Oh, shit." "Which one is it?" " Left." "Left shoulder." "There it is." "Do you see that?" "Little *****." "They're burns." "Discharge burns." "Who shot you?" " Have you been listening?" "He did." " Why?" "I was there when he killed my friends." "I'm the only witness." " Why should I believe you?" "Officer Arcell." "She knew." "Come back in later." "Eddie!" " She knows." "Arcell, come on, what about it?" " She knows the whole story." "I told her where Mr. Parks was." "She knows." "Park was the one that hired Finet." "I wasn't trying to **** Detective by telling her." "I was willing to accept what would happen." "But I couldn't let Park ****." "He'd go after my family." "And Officer Arcell, she knew all about this?" " Yes." "Don't fucking move." "Look, don't get me wrong, alright..." "I ain't saying I'm perfect." "Not by any stretch, but..." "Well, like Popeye said "I am what I am"." "So..." "You relate to Popeye." "Who are you fighting?" "Let's just talk about how I can get back into my house." "Can we do that?" "What you mean, is let's talk about how we can get you back into your family." "Don't play these stupid word games with me, doc." "You know exactly what I'm saying." "And Amy?" "What about her?" "How do you think she's feeling?" "I don't know..." "Look, if you're really only here to show your wife an appointment card as proof you came in, maybe you're not ready for this." "Half the job is showing them, right?" "Right?" "See, this is good." "And what about this other woman?" "What about her?" "I mean, do you want me to name her and shit?" "No, make up a name if you like." "You'd do that?" "Alright." "Let's see, how about, uh?" "How about we call her Agnes?" "He was lying to me." "I could feel it." "He's probably going back to his wife." "He's sucking her off right now." "This guy thinks he can just walk away from me?" "But guess what?" "I'm not gonna fucking let him." "Do the lips." "I'm fucking not letting him go." "I've got you something." "What is it?" "A scorpion?" "It's next month's number one hit." "Oh, dad, you made me a mix tape." "Even better." "It's the master from Panic's recording session with Jim Jones." "You really want me to release this?" "I mean, it's raw." "But I tell you, this kid's got some talent." "You want me to put the entire CMG machine behind your limo driver?" "Hey, I just gave you my big new idea." "He's gonna make you and CMG a pile of money." "You could give me this." "You could give Panic a real shot." "This kid's got something special." "Yeah, real special." "So special, he tricked you into signing this." "He stabbed you in the back." "Yeah, I told you." "He's a hustler." "He's got talent." "You almost sound like a proud papa." " That's my boy." "Maybe I'm not as bad as you like to make me out to be." " No, you're right, dad." "I had a great childhood." "All those father-daughter dances, bedtime stories." "Good times." "You know what was really special, though?" "The summers in Santa Barbara." "The beach house." "Whose house was that?" " Julian's." "Your business partner's." " Right." "Those were good times." "Those were great parties." "Yeah, first place I tried pot." "Well, they could get pretty wild." " I was 15 years old, hanging out with your friends and they passed me a joint." "I got a little lightheaded, room started spinning." "Oh yeah, he had that crazy shit, Julian." "Love boat." " Julian took me back to the bedroom so I could sleep it off." "Oh, that's nice." "That's what he said when I was sucking his cock." "That's nice." " What?" "Yeah dad, uncle Julian taught me how to suck cock." "I sucked his cock that Saturday night and every Saturday night that summer." "You had your coke fried head so far up that Cuban whore's ass you didn't even notice." "Good times." " Julian, my partner?" "He did that to you?" "Thanks for the gift, dad." "Yo Ben, what's with the stock in my name?" "We're going." "You alright?" "I better take you home." " No, no." "We have to go visit an old friend of mine." "Julian Gold, my partner." "Some things I have to settle." "I didn't have time to straighten up, but there's **** soup on the stove and **** in the oven." "Okay, I'll take care of it." "You look good." "Kenny has a math quiz tomorrow." "I'll make sure he studies." "And Mason has been playing with water colors for art class." "Hey, relax, will you?" "The place will be spotless, I promise." "Oh, they had a Pink berry after school." "So no smoothies." "Got it, you don't want them hopped up on sugar." "They'll be in bed by 9:30 PM." " Great." "I should be home at 11:00 PM." "11:00 PM, huh?" "Yes." "And when I get back from dinner and the movies with the girls, you go home and I go to bed." "Amy, I get it." "Alright, just go." "Have fun." "Enjoy yourself and uh, we'll see when you get home." "It'll be good for the boys." "They miss you." "At least you have a few hours with them." "I miss them too." "Look." "Kenny." "Just because you're a shitty husband, doesn't mean that you're a shitty father." "And no matter what happens between us, I want you to stay involved with them." "They still need a father." "You be good to daddy, now." "You sure she got the message?" " Dispatch says she was on her way." "What's with the frantic call?" "What the fuck are you doing?" "I get so excited when I'm about to rip the badge off someone's chest, okay?" "What are you talking about?" "Okay, look." "I'm ranking file from Jump Street." "I'm third generation blue..." "But may God forgive me, I'm a pubic hair away from dropping a dime to Internal Affairs, okay!" "Get the fuck in there!" "You sat there and you watched him blow my case out of the water, didn't you?" "Didn't you?" "You withheld information!" "I'm gonna put that poor excuse for a cop in prison, where he belongs!" "Check that!" "Not a poor excuse for a cop, he's a coldblooded heartless assassin!" "An ego maniacal killer!" "Okay, Jesus Christ!" "Were you in on it with him, huh?" "Bebe?" "Is that what it is?" "Did you help him kill those two people?" " No." "Well, how many more?" "Huh?" "I don't know." " You knew I was onto him." "But you didn't tell me about Eddie Choi." "Why?" "Well, I didn't know if what Eddie Choi said was true." " Bullshit!" "Come on, you knew what he told you was the truth." "Because he showed you where Axel had shot him." "How could you stand by that guy, who's so clearly fucking psychotic?" "And don't tell me you didn't know about any of this shit, because I know you do!" "You are his, uh." "You are his..." " Whore?" "Come on, get yourself together." "I'm gonna go talk to the Captain." "Now, are you ready to be a cop?" "Do you wanna see my guy?" "He's the commander." "He is?" " Yeah." "Well, he looks like he's in charge." "Very cool" "Hey, how's your mom?" "Does she ever talk about why I'm out of the house?" "She cries a lot." "She does, huh?" "It's rude to answer the phone at the table." "You got that?" "Remember that." "Good manners." "Good manners." "I like that." "Eat up, if you wanna play with your toys." "Look, you got it all around your mouth." "You've got like cheese around your mouth." "Look at the state of you!" "Wipe it off, will ya?" "What's going on in there?" "Axel..." "Come on, what's wrong?" " I'm sorry." "Sorry about what?" "Talk to me." "Talk to me!" "Officer Arcell?" " Captain?" "What's going on?" "Why's my prisoner in there?" "Finet, don't go anywhere." "What's going on?" "What are you doing?" "I gotta go out of town for a while." "Where?" "I can't tell you." "Business." "Business?" "Business?" "With who?" "With who, Axel?" "What are you doing?" "Where's Nicky?" " He's at a sleepover." "Tell him I'll call him." "Tell him not to worry." " Well, off course he's gonna worry." "Axel, if you're in trouble, you should tell me." "Don't shut me out." "I can't go through this again." " I can't talk right now, I gotta get out of here." "When they come, tell them the truth." "Don't lie." "I came and I left." "Alright?" "Is she going with you?" " Who?" "What are you talking about?" " That little slut." "What are you doing here?" "What the fuck are you doing here?" "Put your hands on the table!" "Is she here?" "No." "No she's not, but she can be back any minute." "The kids asleep?" "Look, you have to leave." "Where is he?" "Do you have any idea where he went?" "Business." " Excuse me?" "I need to show you something." " What are you doing?" "You gotta get out of here." "You have to leave." "I've been getting myself ready for you." "Where's the bedroom?" "Keep an eye on her, okay?" "I want this whole house turned upside down." "Any weapons, any photo's, anything with writing on it." "I want it." "Let's go!" "I can't." "I can't do this." "Are you fucking kidding me?" "This is not funny." "My kids are next door alright, and she can be home any minute." "You wanna fuck in my wife's bed?" "Are you crazy?" "Get out." "Don't." "Come on, you gotta get out of here, alright?" "You gotta get out of here." "This is not what you think it is." "In our fucking bedroom?" " No." "Sweetheart, just..." " Oh God, the kids." "They're asleep..." " Oh, get..." "Hear me out." "She came in here, I followed her in and I said no." "I swear to God." "I didn't do anything, okay?" " Are you enjoying this?" "Get the fuck out of my house!" "Fuck!" "Are you happy?" "*Subs by Maiden*"

"Previously on Psychoville." "That's the end of silly old Mummy." "I don't know how you lived with it for so long, George." "This little bastard can go to the wheelie bin." "Who are you?" "I'm your boyfriend." "How long?" "Two years." "Really?" "I'll be the only man in the world with a complete collection of first-generation Beanie toys." "I'll tell you something about those two bitches." "They're not to be trusted." "Hello." "Can I speak to the owner of Snappy the Crocodile, please?" "Speaking." "My life could be in danger because someone thinks I'm you!" "Look!" "Just think." "David and Maureen Sowerbutts." "Mother and son serial killers." "Yeah." "Come on, Kerry." "We finish in a few weeks then we'll all be on the dole till next Christmas." "Maybe we coud, you know, have a bit of fun." "I'm meeting Robert, actually." "Oh." "Have you lost your virginity?" "None of your business." "If you have, can I play with the box it came in?" "ALL:" "Wehey!" "Hi!" "Smiler, Snoozey, Sniffley... oh, it's all coming back to me now." "We heard that the bump had affected your memory." "Well, it's funny cos I can remember all my lines and all my phone numbers and stuff." "I just can't remember being engaged to Robert." "Engaged?" "Yes, engaged." "We were going to keep it private, but, well, it's nothing to be ashamed of, is it?" "No, we're just like a regular couple." "Congratulations." "Thanks." "Come on, let's get you a drink." "Help." "Please, somebody help me." "It's my baby." "He's been in an accident." "I think his head's come off." "Get me 20 milligrams of Heptatrophin." "He may have gone into anaphylactic shock." "Can you put the baby down, please?" "We need to take a look." "What can we do, Doctor?" "Doctor?" "I'll get you a needle and thread." "What do you think you're doing?" "What did you do that for?" "Sorry." "I couldn't help it." "I've been wanting to do that ever since I set eyes on you." "What are you talking about?" "Forget it, I know you'd never be interested in me." "I didn't say that it's just that..." "it's, it's complicated." "I could never leave her, you know." "She'd be lost if we just went off together." "You're obviously very close." "But there are ways round that." "Ways round what?" "Nothing." "What you talking about?" "Why am I blushing?" "Everything's cool." "Everything's cool." "I was just saying, you wouldn't mind, would you, if me and Michael went on a date?" "Don't be ridiculous!" "He wouldn't be interested in you." "Well, he is." "In't you, Michael?" "Yeah, could be." "He's just interested in what's between your legs, Kelly Su." "I'm not!" "Yes, you are." "All that filthy green stuff." "You are talking about the money, ain't you?" "Look, if you think this is all about the money and I'm lying..." "Give me the money, Kelly Su." "Don't be stupid." "Don't be stupid." "Gimme that...money." "Thank you." "There." "It's not about the money." "It's about me and Kelly Su." "All right!" "I believe you." "Stop the car!" "We need that money." "If I get it, do you promise to give me and Kelly Su a chance?" "Yes." "And you won't come between us?" "I'll do me best." "All right, then." "I won't be a minute." "Wait." "Wait a second." "I'll get it." "We wouldn't want lover boy here to do anything stupid now, would we?" "You two, wait here." "I'll come with you if you like." "Yeah, all right." "BOTH:" "No-o-o-o-o-o-o-o!" "George?" "What do you mean, you can't find her?" "You can't miss her." "She weighs 50 stone." "Oh, for God's sake, George." "Just find her and call me back." "If they won't save Freddy, we will." "And if we sprinkle on some magic dust, we reach inside and say our magic word..." "Do you all remember the magic word?" "Wipe my bum." "No, not "wipe my bum"." "Iggy, piggy, smelly, belly, do some magic for Mr Jelly!" "Whoa, look at those!" "Beautiful flowers." "Right then, let's put them down there." "Now then, I'm going to do some escapology for you now." "Do you know what that means?" "Wipe my bum." "Wipe his bum, please." "If you're not too busy talking." "Wipe my bum." "I'll wipe it with this in a minute." "(Fucking 50 quid." "Is it worth it?" ")" "Eh, what are you doing?" "Don't eat them." "I need them." "Nurse, can you stop him?" "It's your own fault." "We don't put nothing near Mr Clark." "He eats everything." "Right, I need a volunteer." "Not someone on a drip." "I don't want to get tangled up." "Come on, love." "You'll do." "Oh, all right." "But you'll have to have me back here by next Thursday." "My daughter's coming from Sydney." "Don't you worry about that." "Right, have a look at these." "Hello, hello, hello." "One pair of ordinary handcuffs." "Right, I want you to click the first one on my left hand there." "Go on, click it on." "That's it." "PHONE RINGS" "Oh, might be Cbeebies." "Hello?" "Sean, it's me." "Mr Tumble?" "No, Mr Jolly." "What do you want?" "I thought I told you to stay away from me." "Listen, this is very important." "I've been looking through my patient records from Ravenhill and I think I've worked out who the blackmailer is." "I don't care." "It's got nothing to do with me." "I'm afraid it has." "If I'm right we're all in grave danger." "This person is deeply disturbed, bordering on psychotic." "I'll be at your house in 20 minutes." "I'll explain everything when I arrive." "I'm not at..." "Right, I'm sorry, everyone." "Mr Jelly's got to go now." "What have you done that for?" "I've got a copper one of these." "They help your bones." "The key was on here." "Who's got the key?" "HE GULPS" "You'll have to wait for him to go to't toilet now." "Wipe my bum." "I'm waiting." "I'm waiting, David." "You know the rules." "No personal items allowed." "It's my father." "WAS your father." "He's dead, remember?" "You killed him." "David, what have you done?" "She's dead!" "David?" "David?" "Come on, get your coat on." "We're gonna go and buy one of those indoor barbecues." "What for?" "Well, it's our last one today, in't it?" "I thought we could eat her special." "What do you think?" "I've bought red onions." "Mum, that's disgusting." "Why?" "I don't like red onions." "Well, you can have yours with that Scooby Doo pasta that you like." "I don't want to do any more killing." "It's wrong." "Don't be so maudlin!" "Was only gonna be a little nibble." "It's hardly Jeffrey Dahmer, is it?" "The past must remain in the past." "There's only one left and then we're stopping anyway." "I'm only doing this for you, David." "No, you're not." "You like doing it." "Yeah." "Well, what would you rather?" "Have me sat in all day playing on my Bontempi?" "This has given me a lift." "It's got to stop!" ""I shan't quit ripping till I do get buckled."" "You know who said that?" "Exactly." "And they never caught him, did they?" "I'll go to the police." "You wouldn't dare." "You couldn't anyway." "Yes, I could. 999, Letsby Avenue." "That's where they live." "Yeah." "All right then, David." "You go and tell them." "I'll see you later." "Don't kill another lady, Mum!" "Last one, I promise." "Enter!" "Oh!" "Oh, don't look so shocked, Kerry." "We artists have no secrets from each other." "I've seen Dora Bryan defecate into a hat-box and her Dandini was without equal." "Please." "So, have you finally come for those make-up tips?" "There's more to Sniffley than a bright-red nose." "No, it's about Robert." "I assume you've heard about him and Debbie?" "Yes, it seems he's turned that knock on the head to his advantage." "When's the big day?" "You've got to stop it, Brian." "Robert's not well." "He doesn't know what he's doing." "How so?" "He's had problems in the past with delusional behaviour." "He thinks he's got special powers." "Like Beechams?" "No, powers." "He was even sectioned a few years ago." "I promised him then that I would always look after him." "So, you just want to live happily ever after with Robert all to yourself." "Is that it?" "I just want to protect him." "I see." "Whatever it takes?" "Whatever it takes." "He-he-he." "Perfect." "Excuse me, love." "Do you know if these little indoor ones get hot enough to cook a whole leg?" "Well, it depends what of." "What you thinking of cooking?" "Did anyone else see you do that murder?" "Him." "Him." "And Her." "Hello?" "What you thinking of cooking?" "Um... ..bit of leg." "Leg of... ..pork." "That should be fine." "They get really hot." "You're David's mum, aren't you?" "Yeah." "And you are?" "Lorraine. "Happy to help."" "Quiche Lorraine." "Sorry?" "Nothing." "How do you know David?" "I used to do the murders with him." "Murders?" "Yeah, the mystery evenings." "I played Miss Tipsy, the cook." "How's that for typecasting?" "I was David's first victim!" "But, you're supposed to be the last victim." "Well, I'd still love to be doing them, but we had to stop after Graham died." "And then poor Cheryl." "And Martin." "Robin's in charge now." "We're waiting to see what he wants to do." "You'll have a long wait." "So, these...murders, they were just like play-acting?" "Well, yeah!" "People guessed who did it and won a little prize." "David was very keen - perhaps a little bit too keen." "Had me trussed up like a chicken, big sausage dangling in my face, typecasting again!" "He went a bit too far." "Graham had to let him go." "But I suppose you know all that." "Sorry, Mum." "I did a bad murder." "How is David by the way?" "Keeping you busy?" "He has been." "You remember me to him now." "I will." "I'll go and do that right now." "Are you still wanting the barbecue?" "Um." "No." "Not any more." "Change of plan." "We're nearly there now, Freddy." "Hold on." "I'm taking you home." "Hello..." "That's weird." "I'm sure I locked this door before I came out." "Is this still part of the trick?" "There is no trick." "This is real." "Your door could do with a paint." "Shhhh!" "Come on." "Jolly..." "I'm here." "What were you gonna to tell me?" "Is that him?" "Oh, Jesus!" "Well, they tell you not to play with plastic bags." "Well, he's not done it to himself, has he?" "Well, who's done it then?" "ELECTRIC KNIFE BUZZES" "Quick, get behind here." "Is this still part of the trick?" "Just shift yourself." "Are we playing Sardines?" "Sssh!" "So that's where it was." "What?" "My extension lead." "Been looking for that." "What's he got?" "Is it a vibrator?" "What do you know about vibrators?" "Mrs Price has got one." "Buzzing away every night." "Her daughter brings her the batteries." "Double A's." "Bag after bag." "Oh, hi, darling!" "I'm just trying to get my bearings, trying to remember the blocking." "I think I've got most of it down." "Has Robert been filling you in?" "No, he wants to, but the doctors said I should rest for a few days." "Debbie, do you love Robert?" "Of course, he's...adorable." "But you've only known him for six weeks." "No, we've been going out for two years." "We've been on holiday together, look." "But these have been sellotaped together." "I know." "We had a row and I tore it up, apparently." "But half of it's sand and half of it's snow." "I think that's what the row was about." "Debbie, I have to tell you." "You and Robert, you're not..." "Not what?" "Get away, Kerry." "I think you've done enough damage for one day." "Robert..." "I was just telling Debbie..." "What?" "That I'm mad?" "That I killed a woman?" "That I have special powers?" "No, we were just talking about the snow beach." "Oh." "Well, did she tell you her and Brian got me sacked today?" "No." "I can't believe you've done this." "I come in and there's a P45 in my pigeonhole." "It's your own fault, Robert." "You're lying to Debbie and you're lying to yourself." "You can't stand that I'm with a tall person, can you?" "It's got nothing to do with that!" "Did you think I'd ever be interested in you?" "Look at Debbie." "She's beautiful, she's tall, she's going places." "I have got a doctor's appointment at 4 o'clock." "And other places." "You're just a pantomime dwarf and you always will be." "Come on, Debbie." "We're leaving." "You can't just leave, Robert." "You need me." "Get out of my way." "Don't make me angry, Kerry." "You know what I'm capable of." "Kerry?" "It was never you, Robert." "It's always been me." "Stop it!" "I just wanted to protect you." "That's all." "They were always so mean to you." "All this time you let me believe..." "It was for the best, Robert." "We're meant to be together." "We just need to get away from here and work it all out." "I'm not going anywhere with you." "Freak." "I think I'd better go and look over my lines." "Debbie." "You're going nowhere." "Oh, he's cut his bloody head off!" "I will need a toilet trip in a minute." "Ssshh!" "He's using my phone now." "I'm paying for that." "DISTORTED:" "Hello, police." "There's been a murder at 21 Woodbridge Road." "I saw two clowns fighting, one of them had a knife." "Come quickly!" "Bastard!" "Oh, I don't believe this!" "I know." "You'll never get blood off a cream carpet." "He's set me up!" "They're going to think I killed him." "Killed who?" "Mr Jolly." "I thought you were Mr Jolly." "No, I'm Mr Jelly." "It's very simple." "Look, you're gonna have to tell the police everything you've just seen." "All right." "Without giving the trick away?" "There is no trick!" "Oh!" "What are we going to do?" "Think!" "Oooh." "This might be useful." "What is it?" "I've got something stuck between my teeth." "This could get it out." "Ravenhill Hospital." "This is what he was talking about." "Come on." "We're going." "Do you not want to take that vibrator?" "Leave it!" "Right, let's park you here." "And I'll get scrubbed up." "Tell Debbie the truth, Robert." "Tell her you were never engaged." "We are engaged!" "Tell her you made it all up." "No." "Oh!" "Wardrobe are not going to be happy about this, Kerry." "Let her go." "It's got nothing to do with her." "You were just using her to make me jealous." "No, I wasn't." "You love me, Robert." "Tell me you love me." "Never!" "Tell me you love me!" "This is actually quite frightening now." "All right, I love you." "Now let her go." "You don't mean it." "Say it like you mean it, or this next one goes through her heart." "I don't think he's that good an actor, Kerry." "Kerry." "I do love you." "But I love Debbie more." "My God, what's going on?" "It's Robert, he's gone mad." "Debbie's called off the wedding and he's threatening to kill her." "I can't get up." "We'll have to go round." "Quick, back out." "Quick." "Don't worry, Debbie." "I'll be back." "Oh, no, you won't!" "Right, then." "We're all set." "So, here we go." "What's going on?" "Blood transfusion, Nicola." "You should know that - you are a nurse." "Poor Freddy needs all the blood he can get." "And you're gonna give it to him." "Every..." "last...drop." "Joy." "Please!" "You're killing me." "Don't..." "Don't do this." "Don't think of it as killing you." "Think of is as saving Freddy." "Look!" "He's already got the colour coming back into his cheeks." "Aw!" "David..." "I spoke to Lorraine." "She told me about the murder, David." "About what really happened." "What have we been doing?" "Four people are dead because of us." "They'll catch us soon enough." "They always do." "And then what?" "It'll be prison or loony bin again." "Can't have that, can we?" "I've taken some pills, David." "I thought we could go and see your Dad." "It'll be all right." "He'll be waiting for us at the gates." "And he'll be smiling." "Won't be long now." "Oh, fucking hell!" "So, are you going to be all right?" "I'll be fine." "Thanks Brian." "Oh, don't thank me." "Three years of fight training at Webber Douglas finally pays off." "Where are you taking him?" "Somewhere quiet." "With no people around." "Wolverhampton Hippodrome?" "Take care, Brian." "SLURRED:" "Please." "Got stop." "SLURRED:" "I beg you." "Not long now, Nicola." "And that'll be that." "Oh, seems funny being back here." "The doctors sent me here when we lost Paul." "He was our first little boy." "I was heartbroken." "Suppose I had a, sort of, breakdown, really." "Anyway they gave me Freddy as part of my therapy." "I didn't take to him at first." "Still, over time I could see that he needed me." "And I needed him." "And that's why I can't lose him, Nicola." "Still, can't expect you to understand that." "Cos you're not a mum." "I've been looking for you." "Hey!" "What you doing?" "Let me out." "I've got the money!" "You got a lot of post, Mr Lomax." "You want me to lead it to you?" "Is there anything from NASA?" "Er, no." "Lots of letter with funny-looking liting, though." "Bin 'em." "It's all over now." "Do you like Tony Hancock, Jennifer?" "Oh, yeah!" "He's my favourite!" "I think Blood Donor is so funny." ""A pint?" "That's almost armful!"." "Yeah." "You can go now." "It must be late." "PHONE RINGS" "Hello?" "Hello?" "PHONE CONTINUES TO RING" "Hello?" "Mr Lomax house?" "Yeah, one moment please." "Can I ask who is calling?" "Ah." "It's for you." "Someone called Treeleaf." "What do you want?" "Mr Lomax, I've got Snappy and I've got the Crabtrees' money." "But I've been locked in." "I can't get out." "So..." "Where are you?"