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I forgot #BB18 was on tonight  that is how much the real world has been distracting me #horrid 
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@user @user @user @user @user goddamn...the 'celebrity' draft at the end was classic. #hilarious
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Ugh.. Why am I not asleep yet. Fml. I think low key I'm afraid I might miss something. #SleeplessNight #sleepy #restless
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I am often disturbed by what some people find appropriate or acceptable. It's not funny nor cute that adults find this stuff humorous.
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It's become a verb. 'I'm gonna Villaseñor all those old contacts I don't need anymore.' #sadness @user #waitingforexplanation
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Marcus Rojo is the worst player i have ever seen. Useless toasting burning bastard
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#bcwinechat what's the most common method used to make BC #sparkling #wine?
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Step out of your comfort zone. \nGo for risks.\nFace things you fear. \n\nThis is when life starts to happen.\n\n#cpd
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@user And who asked you to gate crash with your dumb idiosyncrasies when sober people are analyzing a situation!\n@BanoBee @user
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Should've stayed at school cause ain't nobody here
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@user @user Not a word about terrorism.
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My 2 teens sons just left in the car to get haircuts. I'm praying up a storm that they make it home safely!! #sad #TerenceCrutcher
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@user hannah stop being mournful and chill �
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Just had to reverse half way up the woods to collect the dog n I've never even reverse parked in my life � #nightmare
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@user Wow, did you get a really good buy on a bunch of '70's movies? There were bad then and are worse now! #awful
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I can't WAIT to go to work tomorrow with a high as fuck fever. [sarcasm]\nHopefully I'll feel better tomorrow.\nBut I doubt it. #pessimism
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@user @user what I miss? #outrage
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Is it terrorism to intimidate a populace? What case held 'coercion by people in uniform is per se intimidation'?
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@user against Chelsea anything is possible haha. I'm fuming about that bet ������
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Well @user Trump's rabid base needs 2 hear this & U can always find an overseer like King to say it.\n@JoyAnnReid @user @user
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Radio shake mutli directional mike it might sound cheap but the sound wasn't that bad and you could do some mixing.
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@user What? Hillary has 27 different controversies and she gets asked NOTHING about any of them. Truth is she's a horrible candidate
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@user I feel for the conductor tonight, he's obviously taken grief over the last few weeks, he sounds weary of apologising!
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@user he's also mostly (except for the synthetic testosterone bits) male, you raging sexist!
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Condolences to the JC and the Georges family.. #sad
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Yo there's a kid on my snap chat from LA & they get high off helium gas lmao.... I am like why the fuck lol
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While we focus on issue of #IPCA @user Indulges in #intimidation @user @user @user @user #StopCruelty
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Yo,if you're talking about horoscopes do you really have any clue as to what you're saying or are you gonna act offended when I question it?
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Meghan is teaching the blues in keyboard fundamentals II and all these classical majors are like WTF?!
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@user he's just lucky...bad pitchers...#WHATEVER...ElKracken is #legit #future #bright #gottawearshades #LetsGoYankees
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Finally uploaded the file I needed to the university server's drop box. It took like half an hour and a lot of cursing and anger on my part
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Or when they hmu on snap, and I'm like.. which one are you. �
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Blood is boiling
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@user Really sad & surprising. 1 side #Russia fighting against #IS & on the other supporting #Pak which is epic centre 4
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@user @user Is that really all you can offer for those who sacrifice daily to keep you safe...? @user #sad
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A Leopard never changes its spots! #lost
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So @user those of us born in 85 have no generation! Where is the gen-less tribe! Ha! #survivor #lost soles
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why the fuck does my mum want me to put corn in the curry?! #grim
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It is too fucking bright & too fucking hot outside
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Finn singing 'Can't Fight This Feeling' in the shower and Will spying on him is one of the best scenes on any show.
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Hello fellow #horror #creepy #dark #stange #story fans, how's your day? #followme and I'll #followback
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@user A plus point, she won't have to queue for the loos. Any more plus points? Nope, can't think of any #shocking #sexism
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Their engine runs on fuel called whining :-)\n\nU jst hv 2b observant..\nHar din Rona dhona & complain. \nHappy news makes them unhappy :-)
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It's not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just didn't have the balls to do it. \n#funny #pun #punny #lol #hilarious
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She used to be beautiful, but she lived her life too fast - Forest City Joe #blues #blinddogradio
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@user when the East wind blue in summer in Durban, S Africa, we still surfed and got #stung badly! Must be carefull-A #sting can harm you
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sav tells our mom 'I love you' and she responds 'Oh.' #sad
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Defining yourself in terms of opposition, i.e. the clouded mirror phenomena, is almost always a mistake.
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@user dudes who wanna play some bass but not buy a bass (me) rejoice
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@user @user I cancelled by CBS all access live feeds before JC even said Vic won AFP. Paul.should have won IMO
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It's finally raining in Ashland, Oregon. We've been parched all summer & fall. The plants & people are rejoicing!
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@user happy birthday to my seed‼️‼️‼️ #renewtherivalry #imyourdaddy #cantbeatme #tater
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@user thank u so much! we just finished another #mindfulness film called #release about #anxiety - plz share!
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@user @user It's no secret: personal dislike of Trump & animosity has always been present..now magnified with bigotry/racism etc.
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@user #UNGA no talks should be carried out with Pakistan now ... His mouth stinks of #terrorism #UriAttack
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@user happy birthdayyyyyy pretty. Miss you!
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I'm not used to pretty girls that use curse words to express their anger. I just feel like I'm a little bit surprised and turned off as well
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((things that grind my gears: people drawing gideon gleeful skinny
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@user @user ����� resentment
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A3: But chronic sadness may mean there are underlying issues than getting sad occassionally over a particular issue (2/2) #mhchat
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i stopped watching gotham cause they dropped off tabitha and barb's relationship and made her pine after the main
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@user your website is making me feel violent rage and your upgrade options aren't helping either. #Aaaaarrrrgghhh #iwanttocancel
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This is the scariest American Horror Story out of all of them... I'm gonna have to watch in the daytime. #frightened
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I added Paul Walker on Xbox but he just spends all of his time on the dashboard. #dark #humor #funny
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@user some weeks there are no problems but this week is unbelievable -- are you guys even running regular 12 buses? #awful #solate
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@user @user supporter @user #prejudice against #disabled people #disabledlivesmatter #bbcnews #skynews
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@user And I hope when the police met him at the subway that they took him straight to jail � #awful
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Do you know how much it hurts to see you best friend sad?
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my mom recorded nightmare before Christmas for me ��� I LOVE IT �
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@user @user We are blaming 5% of the fucking idiots who are putting the World in the middle of their tantrums. You are one.
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@user Oh noooo! #nomorehammocks #nightmare ;)
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My eyes have been dilated. I hate the world right now with the rage of a thousand fiery dragons. I need a drink.
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when you think you've got it together for a day then you randomly burst out crying
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@user lmao! I can only imagine the frown across that face of yours. #Hilarity
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Breaking out in hives for the first time since college finals. #anxiety sucks
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Q&A with N. Christie @user fr. @user What would Peter and Dardanella think of us knowing? #poorthings
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i've seen the elder watching me during my community hours and i honestly don't have an idea about what my assignment will be. #apprehensive
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@user i tried to turn off my alarm this morning and it turned on all my alarms instead
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@user I know if I wasn't an optimist I would despair.
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@user @user New campaign slogan idea...'I know you are but what am I?' #bully #Trump2016 #yourefired #deflect
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@user @user @user @user I thought it was because she once sunk her teeth into something that's meant 2b sooked
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Smokeys dad is sad :/
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@user made me laugh, that quote. In a sort of rueful way.
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TheNiceBot: WSJNordics You make the world a more joyful place. #TheNiceBot #الخفجي
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Going home is depressing
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so ef whichever butt wipe pulled the fire alarm in davis bc I was sound asleep #pissed #angry #upset #tired #sad #tired #hangry ######
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Jimmy Carr makes me want to cry and cry *shiver*
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We express our deep concern about the suspension of @user please reactivate it. he never violated T.roles @user
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Been working in Blanchardstown shopping centre for over 2 years now and I only figured out today where Marks & Spencer's is #lost
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Don't be afraid to give up the good to go for the great. - John D. Rockefeller #quote #inspiration #afraid #great #motivation
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@user what a joke!! Cut our internet off early 'by mistake' and then don't reinstate it when we no longer need an engineer � #fuming
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Marcus Roho is dreadful
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or when someone tells me I needa smile like excuse me ??? now I'm just frowning even harder are you happy
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np rum rage
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To tell the truth and make someone cry is better than to tell a lie and make someone smile. #truth #lie #cry #smile #offalonehugots
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why yall hyped abt that girl getting to hang out w JB, he clearly looks so unhappy and bored in the pics no offense LOL, plus he hates yall
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If any trump supporters and Hillary haters wanna chirp some weak minded, pandering liberals just tweet at @user @user
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My bus was in a car crash... I'm still shaking a bit... This week was an absolute horror and this was the icing on the cake... #terrible
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@user wouldn't cross the street to piss on its server if it was on dire
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If you don't respond to an email within 7 fays, you wifl be killed by an animated gif of the girl from The Ring.
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