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THE FINALE PART 2 | (They enter the cell) | Haven't we had this conversation before? | George | Jerry |
THE FINALE PART 2 | (They enter the cell) | You think? | Jerry | George |
THE FINALE PART 2 | (They enter the cell) | I think we have. | George | Jerry |
THE FINALE PART 2 | (They enter the cell) | Yeah, maybe we have. | Jerry | George |
THE FINALE PART 2 | (Epilogue, on stage in the prison) | So what is the deal with the yard? I mean when I was a kid my mother wanted me to play in the yard. But of | Jerry | null |
THE FINALE PART 2 | (Epilogue, on stage in the prison) | course she didn't have to worry about my next door neighbor Tommy sticking a shiv in my thigh. And what's with the lockdown? Why do we have to be locked in our cells? Are we that bad that we have to be sent to prison, in prison? | Jerry | null |
THE FINALE PART 2 | (Epilogue, on stage in the prison) | You would think the weightlifting and the sodomy is enough. So, anyone from Cellblock D? | Jerry | null |
THE FINALE PART 2 | (Epilogue, on stage in the prison) | I am. | Prisoner 1 | Jerry |
THE FINALE PART 2 | (Epilogue, on stage in the prison) | I'll talk slower. I'm kidding - I love Cellblock D. My friend George is in Cellblock D. What are you in for,sir? | Jerry | Prisoner 1 |
THE FINALE PART 2 | (Epilogue, on stage in the prison) | Murder one. | Prisoner 2 | Jerry |
THE FINALE PART 2 | (Epilogue, on stage in the prison) | Murder one? Oooooo, watch out everybody. Better be nice to you. I'm only kidding sir - lighten up. How about | Jerry | Prisoner 2 |
THE FINALE PART 2 | (Epilogue, on stage in the prison) | you, what are you in for? | Jerry | Prisoner 2 |
THE FINALE PART 2 | (Epilogue, on stage in the prison) | Grand theft auto. | Prisoner 3 | Jerry |
THE FINALE PART 2 | (Epilogue, on stage in the prison) | Grand theft auto - don't steal any of my jokes. | Jerry | Prisoner 3 |
THE FINALE PART 2 | (Epilogue, on stage in the prison) | You suck - I'm gonna cut you. | Prisoner 3 | Jerry |
THE FINALE PART 2 | (Epilogue, on stage in the prison) | Hey, I don't come down to where you work, and knock the license plate out of your hand. | Jerry | Prisoner 3 |
THE FINALE PART 2 | (Epilogue, on stage in the prison) | Alright, Seinfeld, that's it. Let's go. Come on. | Guard | Jerry |
THE FINALE PART 2 | (Epilogue, on stage in the prison) | Alright, hey, you've been great! See you in the cafeteria. | Jerry | Guard |