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Generate a human-like tweet to me? | yehh got my tickets going early again?xx |
Write a tweet that looks human written. | Ate too much yesterday. My tummy hurts! |
Can you generate a tweet? | Sitting at home... Wishing my friends would hang out with me |
Can you generate a tweet? | PIcked up the rental car today, was hoping for a "We'll need to give you the upgrade for free" but drove off with a PT Crusier instead |
Write a tweet that looks human written. | hope it goes away soon |
Write a tweet that looks human written. | Fuck slept to hard thank these nigs left me by myself |
Can you write a tweet to me? | where ya attt ?!!!! |
Generate a human-like tweet to me? | heyy kristen . maybe is ryt .why don't you put a picture of you sayin "this is the real kristen.. |
Can you generate a tweet? | Glowinthedark techno bowling anyone? |
Write a human-like tweet. | check out your blerp twitter page. woo |
Write a tweet that looks human written. | Whatever is wreaking havoc in my nose and eyes needs to stop. |
Write a tweet that looks human written. | just arrived from party boat, funny ass overnight trip, trying to figure out wireless internet, at the heart of Helsinki now! |
Can you generate a tweet? | Indeed in fact, my interest in the anime waned after the filler episodes came out. Meh. |
Write a tweet that looks human written. | :: some things are better left, unsaid . . another time thas all [sidenote - woosah] :: |
Can you write a tweet to me? | i miss morimoto! he's too strong a challenger i guess. oh, watch ace of cakes at midnite! they're doing a 'Lost' cake. |
Write a human-like tweet. | my three most hated words are "see you monday" |
Write a human-like tweet. | ONly five more days come on Jordon you can graduate |
Generate a human-like tweet to me? | Well you are a sweet designer |
Can you write a tweet to me? | yes i'm a part-time monster don't you know |
Write a tweet that looks human written. | around... somehow managed to break my car today |
Can you generate a tweet? | wants the rain to stop!! |
Write a human-like tweet. | me, too |
Generate a human-like tweet to me? | 5 more min till #lenoleaves |
Can you generate a tweet? | Days 81&82!My little buddy keeps screamimg.I hope and pray we have not had a setback.Still no outward seizures.He seems so frustrated. |
Generate a human-like tweet to me? | I miss ashley , bouda grab some frosted flakess |
Write a human-like tweet. | is watching Milo and Otis |
Write a tweet that looks human written. | Berlin is fabs, today national museum, saw some manets monets and lot of mentzel |
Can you write a tweet to me? | Taking my son to get his 18 month shot. Hope it doesn't hurt all day long!! I'll let ya know how he takes it. |
Generate a human-like tweet to me? | Not even at all.... |
Write a tweet that looks human written. | i'll be scrolling through as fast as possible, because i'm jealous/sad that i'm not there |
Can you write a tweet to me? | good morning twitter critters. |
Generate a human-like tweet to me? | Thanks for the "gift" Jamie! I hope to hear it live very soon, in Italy maybe? |
Generate a human-like tweet to me? | dianashome: i don't know anymore |
Generate a human-like tweet to me? | is this the last season of hannah montana?!?!?! i just saw it on the soup and was curious |
Write a human-like tweet. | another day at ruby tuesday wooot. but going home tonight so its good |
Write a human-like tweet. | I gotta say. I missed his little skinny bottom. Cannot wait to see him back on TeeVee. |
Can you generate a tweet? | Enjoy your workout sorry about the coffee ..At least you will have energy to burn |
Generate a human-like tweet to me? | did you lose your job at Channel 4? |
Can you generate a tweet? | Ellen & Kats sounded great @ last night's practice. Looking forward to their show on June 19 @ Wuzzup Cafe |
Can you write a tweet to me? | omg, havent twittered all day. i feel so empty inside. goodnight. promise to twitter tomorrow during school |
Write a human-like tweet. | And now it's raining heavily |
Can you generate a tweet? | It's the last day you can see the bsm team kick butt on the softball field!!! 3 pm @ IM fields. B there |
Can you generate a tweet? | you're on my computerz. Srsly... you're my desktop. |
Can you write a tweet to me? | nope! When I went back in search for you & RJay, I couldn't find you guys! two other people as well ill give it next time! |
Write a tweet that looks human written. | forgot wallet at home |
Write a human-like tweet. | just got done swimming and now i am going on myspace |
Can you generate a tweet? | I think somethings wrong with my bunny.. He is moody.. |
Write a human-like tweet. | 12 pm here, good night guys i'm going to bed and i'll dream about you |
Write a tweet that looks human written. | Locked out |
Write a tweet that looks human written. | Ohh Well, Im Wishing That To..At The First Time I Knew The Jonas Brothers I Felt In Love With Nick |
Write a human-like tweet. | sorry. those suck. and that location i always get bit in awkward places |
Write a tweet that looks human written. | oh wow I am sorry to hear that. |
Can you generate a tweet? | Don't like coffee |
Write a human-like tweet. | Yeah but now I"m really tired. Oh, we got the autograph of the woman who plays Maureen, though |
Can you write a tweet to me? | darker i think you look really nice with dark hair ! |
Write a human-like tweet. | On the behalf of all music artists on twitter I apologize 4 those who don't know any better & try 2 force their music on u |
Write a tweet that looks human written. | Hi guys, is now at - has been posting there since having probs with his account. Peace |
Write a human-like tweet. | thanks Still planning to hit the hills tomorrow? |
Generate a human-like tweet to me? | Hella tired pero i'm going to virginia |
Can you write a tweet to me? | Awake, but still tired I didn't get enough sleep last night. |
Write a human-like tweet. | Just talked to Brent for the 1st time on skype in the 2+years that I've known him, so that was really cool |
Can you generate a tweet? | today is a swimming day!!!!!!! 90脗潞 and sunny |
Can you generate a tweet? | sent. it's entirely stream of consciousness though, beware |
Can you write a tweet to me? | My head is throbbing & its storming snugglefest? |
Generate a human-like tweet to me? | In my head I'm busy with the blog, the vid and art... But I have to do the nescessary stuff now... office-work! C Ya! |
Write a human-like tweet. | *stalker moment* hes not texting back! Its been like 2 minutes! |
Write a human-like tweet. | I have some weird lump on my lip |
Can you generate a tweet? | actually completed a good amount of revision.. wagamamas excursion later i love freedom! |
Can you write a tweet to me? | Yay! Finally heard from him... Then lost our connection. Lol. He still sounds sick. it was great to finally hear his voice again. |
Write a tweet that looks human written. | how am i supposed to know where that is? |
Can you generate a tweet? | getting ready for the drive in with Devon ILoveYouSoMuchDevon<3 |
Can you generate a tweet? | I'm pretty sure u don't, unless that's some additional setting that you found. But hi, all the same |
Generate a human-like tweet to me? | Far too tired to be at work |
Can you generate a tweet? | sadly, I arrived at the Birds of Prey-show 5 minutes too late since I was too busy taking pictures of parrots. I lose. |
Can you write a tweet to me? | I knew it.......... they showed you guys for like 5 seconds on the play right before the half ended |
Can you write a tweet to me? | i keep seeing that 10 things i hate about you commercial I DON'T WANT TO SEE MY FAV MOVIE BEING TURNED INTO AN ABC FAMILY SERIES! gaaaay. |
Can you generate a tweet? | can't wait for you to come back to boston. june 19. see you there |
Write a tweet that looks human written. | schools being a bit of a wanker atm. got an assignment due tomorrow that i haven't started. |
Can you generate a tweet? | We've got to get involved with & to stop #dogfighting & #pit bull cruelty! bait dogs have such crummy lives |
Write a human-like tweet. | I feel like crap on this fine mornin... gettin sick I need my medicine |
Can you write a tweet to me? | Thanks for the #followfriday mention. |
Generate a human-like tweet to me? | that's unfortunate that you had another bad night... *pat-pat* |
Can you generate a tweet? | yep trying to beat the cold winter. Morning swim is always refreshing~ good start of day |
Write a human-like tweet. | I got a message on myspace from Sam. I asked her if she was going with ya and she said yeah to 2 shows. Thats awesome! |
Write a human-like tweet. | "readies camera for arrival of office robot walker" |
Can you write a tweet to me? | Just put a ton of Mandy Moore on my iPod. It's like I've gone back in time by eight years. God, I'm getting old. Don't wanna be 21 |
Write a tweet that looks human written. | even mine |
Generate a human-like tweet to me? | Is having a really bad time!! everything is going wrong in my life, has god put a curse on me!! |
Can you write a tweet to me? | I know aye they're both honey pies |
Write a tweet that looks human written. | Uh, I must have the worst Channel 5 reception ever I wanted to watch Robin Hood later.. |
Write a tweet that looks human written. | Chimp not a jerk |
Write a tweet that looks human written. | I know I'm sorry I'm back for good tho, I don't even have your aim anymore |
Can you generate a tweet? | Kimmel on Stern is always classy |
Write a tweet that looks human written. | This will be my last week in town for a while... |
Can you write a tweet to me? | Yeah, it has been nice so far. See FB for more photos. |
Can you write a tweet to me? | oh well, i'm off....going shopping for a new dress for church (maybe i'll get shoes too!) side note: love ya dad! |
Can you generate a tweet? | finished making chocolates and feet really hurt... |
Write a human-like tweet. | Eatin at this Chinese place wit Brit n my cousin ... oh yea n I'm tipsy LOL |
Write a human-like tweet. | she did, so Im trying to talk to her ,someone already did on fb too |
Can you generate a tweet? | I think I'm getting sick again. Nooo! I was doing so well. Fr. roast, Fr. bread w/ pnut butter & blckberry preserves, cherries. Yums. |