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no problem i will give him food off my plate
oh no you do not puppies do not eat vegetables
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look at all these kittens
how many are there
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how many are there
eight
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eight
they are all so cute
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they are all so cute
yes but i cannot keep them
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yes but i cannot keep them
what are you going to do with them
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what are you going to do with them
i am going to give them away do you want one
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i am going to give them away do you want one
yes i would love one
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yes i would love one
which one do you want
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which one do you want
that one the one that is all black
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that one the one that is all black
yes i like that one too
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yes i like that one too
i will call him blacky
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my parents go to church every sunday
they trust in god
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they trust in god
they hope they will go to heaven
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they hope they will go to heaven
they probably will
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they probably will
but no one knows for sure
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but no one knows for sure
that is for sure
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that is for sure
no one knows what happens after we die
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no one knows what happens after we die
if we are good we will be happy in heaven with god
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if we are good we will be happy in heaven with god
that is what many people believe
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that is what many people believe
if we are bad we will be unhappy forever in hell
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if we are bad we will be unhappy forever in hell
i do not want to go to hell
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i do not want to go to hell
lets go to church with your parents on sunday
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my husband died
i am sorry for you
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i am sorry for you
thank you
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thank you
when did he die
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when did he die
a couple of months ago
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a couple of months ago
you still miss him
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you still miss him
yes but i talk to him almost every day
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yes but i talk to him almost every day
when you go to church
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when you go to church
no when i call him on his cell phone
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no when i call him on his cell phone
what do you mean
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what do you mean
i buried him with his cell phone
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i buried him with his cell phone
what will you do when the battery dies
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today is friday the thirteenth
that is a bad day
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that is a bad day
it is supposed to be unlucky
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it is supposed to be unlucky
you are supposed to stay home all day
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you are supposed to stay home all day
that is what i do
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that is what i do
my friend stayed in a hotel on friday the thirteenth
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my friend stayed in a hotel on friday the thirteenth
that was a mistake
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that was a mistake
he stayed on the thirteenth floor
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he stayed on the thirteenth floor
what happened
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what happened
someone stole his laptop
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someone stole his laptop
he was asking for it
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he was asking for it
he learned his lesson he is home today
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do you really love me
of course
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of course
prove it
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prove it
how can i prove it
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how can i prove it
take me to dinner
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take me to dinner
that is it that is all i have to do
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that is it that is all i have to do
take me to a nice restaurant not to mcdonalds
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take me to a nice restaurant not to mcdonalds
but a nice restaurant costs money
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but a nice restaurant costs money
yes and you have to make a reservation
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yes and you have to make a reservation
that is such a hassle
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that is such a hassle
i knew you did not love me
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i knew you did not love me
okay okay i will make a reservation right now
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my parents are divorced
so are mine
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so are mine
why did your parents get divorced
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why did your parents get divorced
my father found a new girlfriend
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my father found a new girlfriend
that is too bad
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that is too bad
my mother was hurt and angry
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my mother was hurt and angry
she had good reason what did she do
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she had good reason what did she do
she told him to drop his girlfriend
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she told him to drop his girlfriend
what did your father do
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what did your father do
he moved out of our house
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he moved out of our house
i guess he really liked his new girlfriend
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i guess he really liked his new girlfriend
yes but she left him a year later
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my grandmas apartment smells funny
so does mine
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so does mine
i think it is an old peoples smell
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i think it is an old peoples smell
really
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really
yes i think when you get old you begin to smell
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yes i think when you get old you begin to smell
like fruit that is too ripe
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like fruit that is too ripe
yes just like fruit that is too ripe
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yes just like fruit that is too ripe
but the smell is different
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but the smell is different
yes old people do not smell like fruit
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yes old people do not smell like fruit
no they smell like a thrift shop
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no they smell like a thrift shop
yes a thrift shop has that same smell
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yes a thrift shop has that same smell
yes an old smell
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the price of stamps goes up and up
i think stamps used to cost a penny
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i think stamps used to cost a penny
that was a long time ago
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that was a long time ago
it was before i was born
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it was before i was born
now a stamp is cents
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now a stamp is cents
but in may it will be cents
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but in may it will be cents
have you ever lost a letter in the mail
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have you ever lost a letter in the mail
no i have not
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no i have not
neither have i
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neither have i
so they do a good job for the money
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so they do a good job for the money
yes they do
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yes they do
maybe we should not complain
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a button came off my shirt
what are you going to do
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what are you going to do
first i have to find the button
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first i have to find the button
where did you lose it
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where did you lose it
i have no idea
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i have no idea
a button is hard to find did you look in your pant cuffs
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a button is hard to find did you look in your pant cuffs
that is a good idea
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that is a good idea
i found a button in my pant cuffs one time
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i found a button in my pant cuffs one time
let me look no it is not there
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let me look no it is not there
many shirts come with an extra button
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many shirts come with an extra button
you are right this one does have an extra button
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you are right this one does have an extra button
now all you have to do is sew it on