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1,000 | no problem i will give him food off my plate | oh no you do not puppies do not eat vegetables |
1,001 | look at all these kittens | how many are there |
1,002 | how many are there | eight |
1,003 | eight | they are all so cute |
1,004 | they are all so cute | yes but i cannot keep them |
1,005 | yes but i cannot keep them | what are you going to do with them |
1,006 | what are you going to do with them | i am going to give them away do you want one |
1,007 | i am going to give them away do you want one | yes i would love one |
1,008 | yes i would love one | which one do you want |
1,009 | which one do you want | that one the one that is all black |
1,010 | that one the one that is all black | yes i like that one too |
1,011 | yes i like that one too | i will call him blacky |
1,012 | my parents go to church every sunday | they trust in god |
1,013 | they trust in god | they hope they will go to heaven |
1,014 | they hope they will go to heaven | they probably will |
1,015 | they probably will | but no one knows for sure |
1,016 | but no one knows for sure | that is for sure |
1,017 | that is for sure | no one knows what happens after we die |
1,018 | no one knows what happens after we die | if we are good we will be happy in heaven with god |
1,019 | if we are good we will be happy in heaven with god | that is what many people believe |
1,020 | that is what many people believe | if we are bad we will be unhappy forever in hell |
1,021 | if we are bad we will be unhappy forever in hell | i do not want to go to hell |
1,022 | i do not want to go to hell | lets go to church with your parents on sunday |
1,023 | my husband died | i am sorry for you |
1,024 | i am sorry for you | thank you |
1,025 | thank you | when did he die |
1,026 | when did he die | a couple of months ago |
1,027 | a couple of months ago | you still miss him |
1,028 | you still miss him | yes but i talk to him almost every day |
1,029 | yes but i talk to him almost every day | when you go to church |
1,030 | when you go to church | no when i call him on his cell phone |
1,031 | no when i call him on his cell phone | what do you mean |
1,032 | what do you mean | i buried him with his cell phone |
1,033 | i buried him with his cell phone | what will you do when the battery dies |
1,034 | today is friday the thirteenth | that is a bad day |
1,035 | that is a bad day | it is supposed to be unlucky |
1,036 | it is supposed to be unlucky | you are supposed to stay home all day |
1,037 | you are supposed to stay home all day | that is what i do |
1,038 | that is what i do | my friend stayed in a hotel on friday the thirteenth |
1,039 | my friend stayed in a hotel on friday the thirteenth | that was a mistake |
1,040 | that was a mistake | he stayed on the thirteenth floor |
1,041 | he stayed on the thirteenth floor | what happened |
1,042 | what happened | someone stole his laptop |
1,043 | someone stole his laptop | he was asking for it |
1,044 | he was asking for it | he learned his lesson he is home today |
1,045 | do you really love me | of course |
1,046 | of course | prove it |
1,047 | prove it | how can i prove it |
1,048 | how can i prove it | take me to dinner |
1,049 | take me to dinner | that is it that is all i have to do |
1,050 | that is it that is all i have to do | take me to a nice restaurant not to mcdonalds |
1,051 | take me to a nice restaurant not to mcdonalds | but a nice restaurant costs money |
1,052 | but a nice restaurant costs money | yes and you have to make a reservation |
1,053 | yes and you have to make a reservation | that is such a hassle |
1,054 | that is such a hassle | i knew you did not love me |
1,055 | i knew you did not love me | okay okay i will make a reservation right now |
1,056 | my parents are divorced | so are mine |
1,057 | so are mine | why did your parents get divorced |
1,058 | why did your parents get divorced | my father found a new girlfriend |
1,059 | my father found a new girlfriend | that is too bad |
1,060 | that is too bad | my mother was hurt and angry |
1,061 | my mother was hurt and angry | she had good reason what did she do |
1,062 | she had good reason what did she do | she told him to drop his girlfriend |
1,063 | she told him to drop his girlfriend | what did your father do |
1,064 | what did your father do | he moved out of our house |
1,065 | he moved out of our house | i guess he really liked his new girlfriend |
1,066 | i guess he really liked his new girlfriend | yes but she left him a year later |
1,067 | my grandmas apartment smells funny | so does mine |
1,068 | so does mine | i think it is an old peoples smell |
1,069 | i think it is an old peoples smell | really |
1,070 | really | yes i think when you get old you begin to smell |
1,071 | yes i think when you get old you begin to smell | like fruit that is too ripe |
1,072 | like fruit that is too ripe | yes just like fruit that is too ripe |
1,073 | yes just like fruit that is too ripe | but the smell is different |
1,074 | but the smell is different | yes old people do not smell like fruit |
1,075 | yes old people do not smell like fruit | no they smell like a thrift shop |
1,076 | no they smell like a thrift shop | yes a thrift shop has that same smell |
1,077 | yes a thrift shop has that same smell | yes an old smell |
1,078 | the price of stamps goes up and up | i think stamps used to cost a penny |
1,079 | i think stamps used to cost a penny | that was a long time ago |
1,080 | that was a long time ago | it was before i was born |
1,081 | it was before i was born | now a stamp is cents |
1,082 | now a stamp is cents | but in may it will be cents |
1,083 | but in may it will be cents | have you ever lost a letter in the mail |
1,084 | have you ever lost a letter in the mail | no i have not |
1,085 | no i have not | neither have i |
1,086 | neither have i | so they do a good job for the money |
1,087 | so they do a good job for the money | yes they do |
1,088 | yes they do | maybe we should not complain |
1,089 | a button came off my shirt | what are you going to do |
1,090 | what are you going to do | first i have to find the button |
1,091 | first i have to find the button | where did you lose it |
1,092 | where did you lose it | i have no idea |
1,093 | i have no idea | a button is hard to find did you look in your pant cuffs |
1,094 | a button is hard to find did you look in your pant cuffs | that is a good idea |
1,095 | that is a good idea | i found a button in my pant cuffs one time |
1,096 | i found a button in my pant cuffs one time | let me look no it is not there |
1,097 | let me look no it is not there | many shirts come with an extra button |
1,098 | many shirts come with an extra button | you are right this one does have an extra button |
1,099 | you are right this one does have an extra button | now all you have to do is sew it on |