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you should unplug the phone
that is a good idea
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that is a good idea
do you want me to wake you in an hour
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do you want me to wake you in an hour
no thanks just let me sleep until i wake up
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no thanks just let me sleep until i wake up
i will start dinner at
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i will start dinner at
okay i think i will be awake by then
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okay i think i will be awake by then
if not your nose will wake you up
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if not your nose will wake you up
you mean i will smell the food cooking
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you mean i will smell the food cooking
you might even dream about dinner
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you might even dream about dinner
i do not think i am going to dream about anything i am really tired
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i do not think i am going to dream about anything i am really tired
have a nice nap
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that was a nice funeral
yes dad it was
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yes dad it was
the son gave a nice speech about his father
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the son gave a nice speech about his father
it was long too
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it was long too
i think it was about minutes long
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i think it was about minutes long
but it went by fast it was interesting
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but it went by fast it was interesting
i liked it
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i liked it
i will give you a speech like that too
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i will give you a speech like that too
do you think anyone will come to my funeral
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do you think anyone will come to my funeral
of course
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of course
i think only the family will be there
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i think only the family will be there
you have lots of friends they will be there too
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yikes what was that noise
i had to blow my nose
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i had to blow my nose
did you have to blow right next to the phone
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did you have to blow right next to the phone
did you hear that
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did you hear that
of course i heard that i thought a plane had crashed into your house
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of course i heard that i thought a plane had crashed into your house
it was not that loud
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it was not that loud
i will blow my nose sometime for you and you will see
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i will blow my nose sometime for you and you will see
okay i will take your word for it
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okay i will take your word for it
i thought you had an elephant in your house
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i thought you had an elephant in your house
you are funny
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you are funny
what did you say i think i have gone deaf
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what did you say i think i have gone deaf
i am going into the bathroom to blow my nose i will be right back
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i have lots of friends
really how many do you have
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really how many do you have
i do not know maybe one hundred
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i do not know maybe one hundred
that is a lot of friends do you have a best friend
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that is a lot of friends do you have a best friend
of course i have lots of best friends
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of course i have lots of best friends
how many best friends do you have
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how many best friends do you have
i think about twentyfive
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i think about twentyfive
hmm i have only one best friend
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hmm i have only one best friend
i feel sorry for you
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i feel sorry for you
i have only a few friends
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i have only a few friends
you must be lonely i will share my friends with you
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you must be lonely i will share my friends with you
that is very nice of you
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do not you ever cheat on me
why would i do that
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why would i do that
because men like to cheat
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because men like to cheat
some men do but not me
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some men do but not me
i am watching you
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i am watching you
i am an open book watch me all you want
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i am an open book watch me all you want
if i catch you you will be sorry
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if i catch you you will be sorry
you will not catch me because i love you i am not a cheater
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you will not catch me because i love you i am not a cheater
i will poke your eyes out
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i will poke your eyes out
i do not want any other woman
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i do not want any other woman
i will chop your toes off one by one
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i will chop your toes off one by one
honey please you are the only woman for me forever i swear it
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i hate to go outside
me too
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me too
why do you hate to go outside
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why do you hate to go outside
i meet too many jerks
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i meet too many jerks
i agree
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i agree
this city is full of jerks
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this city is full of jerks
rude people are everywhere
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rude people are everywhere
but what can you do
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but what can you do
you can yell at them
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you can yell at them
and they will yell back at you
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and they will yell back at you
yelling does not do any good
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yelling does not do any good
no the best thing to do is just stay home
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will you look at this form
are you having problems with it
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are you having problems with it
i do not understand some things
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i do not understand some things
let me help you
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let me help you
what does mi mean
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what does mi mean
mi stands for middle initial
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mi stands for middle initial
what does mmddyy mean
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what does mmddyy mean
that means monthdayyear use numbers
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that means monthdayyear use numbers
i do not understand
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i do not understand
for example if your birth date is january write
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for example if your birth date is january write
oh that is simple enough
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oh that is simple enough
always print clearly and fill in the bubbles completely
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lets go to the animal shelter
what do you want to do
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what do you want to do
i want to get a puppy for my son
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i want to get a puppy for my son
that will make him so happy
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that will make him so happy
i will get him one of those little dogs
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i will get him one of those little dogs
one that will not grow up too big
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one that will not grow up too big
and eat too much
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and eat too much
do you know which one he would like
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do you know which one he would like
oh yes i took him there yesterday he showed me one that he really liked
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oh yes i took him there yesterday he showed me one that he really liked
i bet you had to drag him away
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i bet you had to drag him away
he wanted to take it home yesterday
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he wanted to take it home yesterday
i wonder what he will name it
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that is the weather like
i do not know i just woke up
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i do not know i just woke up
why do not you look outside
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why do not you look outside
okay it looks like rain
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okay it looks like rain
why do you say that
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why do you say that
the sky is gray
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the sky is gray
is it raining right now
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is it raining right now
no
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no
how do you know
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how do you know
the street is not wet
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the street is not wet
i have to go shopping today
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i have to go shopping today
you would better take an umbrella
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i cannot believe how hot it is
it is not even noon yet
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it is not even noon yet
that means it will get hotter