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See? Ben doesn't think you're a loser, he thinks you're a cowboy! Now that's something.
That really is something.. that's really cool.
Howdy partner!
Maybe I should get another pair!
Ooh, y'know, they-they had some with fringe all down the sides.
I'm gonna go kiss Ben goodnight.
I can't believe he thinks I'm a cowboy.
I would make a good cowboy.
Okay, now that everything's wrapped up here, I think I'm, I'm gonna go do my laundry.
Oh yeah, me too. Y'know if this shirt is dirty. Yep.
No you didn't. You said you would, but you never did!
Oh yeah!
Great nap.
It really was.
Uh me? Gay? No! No. No, but I have a number of close friends who are.
So, let’s talk about women. I’m sure our female readers will be interested to know about your romantic life.
Oh-oh-oh-oh, how I do it is, I look a woman up and down and say, "Hey, how you doin’?"
Oh, please!
Hey, how you doin’?
Hey Mikey
Hey P
What are you doing?
Setting rattraps
To kill Bob??
No, no, to test his neck strength.
No, Mike, I don't want to kill him!
I thought we were just gonna capture him and, and you know, set him free in the country side where he can maybe meet a friendly possom and a wisecracking owl.
Ok, ok, I'll throw away the traps.
I'll find Bob, I'll get him.
Bob?
Bob!
Robert!
Oh wait, I think I hear him.
Oh - Oh my god!
Bob had babies!
Bob's a mom!
Better think of a new name for him.
I don't know, I kinda like Bob for a girl.
I don't know, I mean I'm not sure ...
Oh my god, we killed Bob!
Maybe it wasn't Bob, maybe it was a mouse.
Suzie
Hmmm, soup!
Joey, Ross is gonna be here any second, would you mind watching Ben for me while I use the ladies' room?
Oh yeah, no problem.
Thanks.
Hi Ben! So you wanna be an actor huh? I gotta tell ya, it's no picnic. There's tons of rejection.
Joey!
What one? You wanted him to invite you to the party and he did it!
Yeah, but he waited until the last minute!
So if I said yes, he would know I had nothing better to do than wait around for an invitation to his stupid party.
I said, "No!"
Which puts
Great. So the ball is in his court?
Ball? There is no ball.
Oh, hey Rach! I thought we said seven?
Yeah uh, y'know what uh, let's skip it.
What?! Why?!
Umm, you-you and your sister seem to have umm, a very special bond, and
Oh great! That
Do-do you, do you have brothers?
No, I have two sisters. But one of them has a very masculine energy.
Are you close with them?
No-no, they're not very nice people.
Okay, listen, I really like you.
Okay?
I think this can go somewhere.
So what if I'm close to my family, are you gonna let that stand in the way of us?
Well, uh, I-I don't know. See when-when you put it that way y'know it does sort of
Danny! Hurry up! The bath is getting cold!
What?
Yeah, okay, I'll see you later.
It’s over.
Oh, was it awful?
Well, it was loong.
I didn’t even realise how late it was, until I noticed the 5 o’clock shadow on her head.
Anyway, she didn’t want to stay.
I called a cab. she just left.
I wrote you a letter.
Ohh! Thank you! I like mail.
It’s just some things I’ve been thinking about.
Some things about us, and before we can even think about the two of us getting back together, I just need to know how you feel about this stuff.
Okay. Wow, it’s-it’s 5:30 in the morning. So, I’d better get cracking on this baby.
Well, I’ll be waiting for you, just come up when you’re done.
Okay, I’ll be up in, 18 pages. Front and back. Very exciting.
The waiter carried the breadsticks in his pants!
Well, you said that we except the
All right, that I’ll retract.
But I stand by my review, I know food and that wasn’t it.
You’re marinara sauce tasted like tomato juice!
You should serve it with vodka and a piece of celery.
Hey! I’m proud of that sauce, it’s delicious.
Oh my God! You own an Italian restaurant and you think that tastes good?! Where are you even from?
Lebanon.
Hand me those tomatoes, I’m gonna show you what it should taste like! Come on, hand me them.
How long is this gonna take? ‘Cause I got another critic to go yell at.
Okay, then what happened?
Ohh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. You'll get your turn!
Hey Pheebs, what's going on?
Nothing! This is not over!