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See? Ben doesn't think you're a loser, he thinks you're a cowboy! Now that's something. | |
That really is something.. that's really cool. | |
Howdy partner! | |
Maybe I should get another pair! | |
Ooh, y'know, they-they had some with fringe all down the sides. | |
I'm gonna go kiss Ben goodnight. | |
I can't believe he thinks I'm a cowboy. | |
I would make a good cowboy. | |
Okay, now that everything's wrapped up here, I think I'm, I'm gonna go do my laundry. | |
Oh yeah, me too. Y'know if this shirt is dirty. Yep. | |
No you didn't. You said you would, but you never did! | |
Oh yeah! | |
Great nap. | |
It really was. | |
Uh me? Gay? No! No. No, but I have a number of close friends who are. | |
So, let’s talk about women. I’m sure our female readers will be interested to know about your romantic life. | |
Oh-oh-oh-oh, how I do it is, I look a woman up and down and say, "Hey, how you doin’?" | |
Oh, please! | |
Hey, how you doin’? | |
Hey Mikey | |
Hey P | |
What are you doing? | |
Setting rattraps | |
To kill Bob?? | |
No, no, to test his neck strength. | |
No, Mike, I don't want to kill him! | |
I thought we were just gonna capture him and, and you know, set him free in the country side where he can maybe meet a friendly possom and a wisecracking owl. | |
Ok, ok, I'll throw away the traps. | |
I'll find Bob, I'll get him. | |
Bob? | |
Bob! | |
Robert! | |
Oh wait, I think I hear him. | |
Oh - Oh my god! | |
Bob had babies! | |
Bob's a mom! | |
Better think of a new name for him. | |
I don't know, I kinda like Bob for a girl. | |
I don't know, I mean I'm not sure ... | |
Oh my god, we killed Bob! | |
Maybe it wasn't Bob, maybe it was a mouse. | |
Suzie | |
Hmmm, soup! | |
Joey, Ross is gonna be here any second, would you mind watching Ben for me while I use the ladies' room? | |
Oh yeah, no problem. | |
Thanks. | |
Hi Ben! So you wanna be an actor huh? I gotta tell ya, it's no picnic. There's tons of rejection. | |
Joey! | |
What one? You wanted him to invite you to the party and he did it! | |
Yeah, but he waited until the last minute! | |
So if I said yes, he would know I had nothing better to do than wait around for an invitation to his stupid party. | |
I said, "No!" | |
Which puts | |
Great. So the ball is in his court? | |
Ball? There is no ball. | |
Oh, hey Rach! I thought we said seven? | |
Yeah uh, y'know what uh, let's skip it. | |
What?! Why?! | |
Umm, you-you and your sister seem to have umm, a very special bond, and | |
Oh great! That | |
Do-do you, do you have brothers? | |
No, I have two sisters. But one of them has a very masculine energy. | |
Are you close with them? | |
No-no, they're not very nice people. | |
Okay, listen, I really like you. | |
Okay? | |
I think this can go somewhere. | |
So what if I'm close to my family, are you gonna let that stand in the way of us? | |
Well, uh, I-I don't know. See when-when you put it that way y'know it does sort of | |
Danny! Hurry up! The bath is getting cold! | |
What? | |
Yeah, okay, I'll see you later. | |
It’s over. | |
Oh, was it awful? | |
Well, it was loong. | |
I didn’t even realise how late it was, until I noticed the 5 o’clock shadow on her head. | |
Anyway, she didn’t want to stay. | |
I called a cab. she just left. | |
I wrote you a letter. | |
Ohh! Thank you! I like mail. | |
It’s just some things I’ve been thinking about. | |
Some things about us, and before we can even think about the two of us getting back together, I just need to know how you feel about this stuff. | |
Okay. Wow, it’s-it’s 5:30 in the morning. So, I’d better get cracking on this baby. | |
Well, I’ll be waiting for you, just come up when you’re done. | |
Okay, I’ll be up in, 18 pages. Front and back. Very exciting. | |
The waiter carried the breadsticks in his pants! | |
Well, you said that we except the | |
All right, that I’ll retract. | |
But I stand by my review, I know food and that wasn’t it. | |
You’re marinara sauce tasted like tomato juice! | |
You should serve it with vodka and a piece of celery. | |
Hey! I’m proud of that sauce, it’s delicious. | |
Oh my God! You own an Italian restaurant and you think that tastes good?! Where are you even from? | |
Lebanon. | |
Hand me those tomatoes, I’m gonna show you what it should taste like! Come on, hand me them. | |
How long is this gonna take? ‘Cause I got another critic to go yell at. | |
Okay, then what happened? | |
Ohh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. You'll get your turn! | |
Hey Pheebs, what's going on? | |
Nothing! This is not over! |