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They’ll shoot him up with enough toradol he won’t feel a thing | Damn I want some. | nfl | Create a reply for the following comment |
ooo anyone know who the artist is? it looks very interesting | Pencils and inks by Ryan Lee, book is Inhumans Special #1 | TwoBestFriendsPlay | Create a reply for the following comment |
I don't know what you read but Jonbers Blonde and Le Grande Dame are on and alternate each week (Ru can't tell the difference between them, to him they're both just blonde and have funny accents) and have collectively won every challenge. | If you want an honest answer, filming hasn't started yet so we don't know | SDRUntucked | Create a reply for the following comment |
If this is true her fans need to fucking touch grass oh my god. Leave her tf alone y’all really are not her doctors or a real part of her actual personal life at all Jesus Christ.
And you KNOW there would be cross over between fans that are like “girl get off Insta :/“ and the ones that call the pigs like what do they want from her. I miss the 4th wall man. | It's the cross that says Britney doesn't control her own Instagram and the ones calling the cops because she deleted it. People need to step away from the internet and get real lives it seems. | popculturechat | Create a reply for the following comment |
I do not know why this response was so funny but accept my poor man reward for my chuckles 🏆 | I’m just glad I made someone laugh | meirl | Create a reply for the following comment |
Sorry but what's a Steam Docker for? I tried doing a quick Google but couldn't find a straight answer. | Sorry.
It's a Steam Cache Server. It is normally setup in Dockers I kind of bungled them up into one. | pcmasterrace | Create a reply for the following comment |
Why that common saying of 'if everyones telling you to jump off a bridge, would you do it?' is so stupid | If I see me staying on the bridge is going to end badly, I hear screaming and loud collisions... I am fucking jumping. | interestingasfuck | Create a reply for the following comment |
Someone’s getting sued | Doesn’t particularly sound like a place where you can get lawyered up. | Whatcouldgowrong | Create a reply for the following comment |
The orphanage or my basement. | Why would you commit arson in your basement? | teenagers | Create a reply for the following comment |
People in here saying insurance fraud, but the dude's poor decision making coupled with the cigarette he was about to smoke leads me to believe drunk. | I would totally believe this was just after leaving the bar and he was staggering to his car. | Whatcouldgowrong | Create a reply for the following comment |
I use incognito to prevent my browser from caching pages when I am making an Angular or React UI | In all seriousness, that's probably about 60% of what I use Incognito windows for, and then like 5% doing the thing in the meme, and the rest of course is for porn. | ProgrammerHumor | Create a reply for the following comment |
Yeah you're prob dying now. Did you try searching webmd? | Don’t do this to me 🥲 | mildlyinteresting | Create a reply for the following comment |
What if they had like 30 all-star teams and they played like 82 games? | What if they add another all star team in vegas or Seattle or both and play 82 games🍺 | nba | Create a reply for the following comment |
***10 men***
My dude, you had one job lmao | Was a no-win scenario. SOMEBODY would have thought "huh?!" | soccer | Create a reply for the following comment |
Okay now what year is it in Jersey?! 2002? | Excuse me the aughts are back! | BravoRealHousewives | Create a reply for the following comment |
I’ve tried a pair of hers on, honestly see why girls like them, I looked dummy thicc. If it weren’t for my leg hair it would have been great lol | Honestly bro just go for it. I wear those leggings to every gym session I can. I get why women wear skin tight stuff to the gym, makes you feel confident. In those leggings it looks like I’m draggin a wagon | WhitePeopleTwitter | Create a reply for the following comment |
I’m just glad I made someone laugh | You did indeed! Thank you | meirl | Create a reply for the following comment |
Talk relative to GDP | 🤓🤓🤓 | NonCredibleDefense | Create a reply for the following comment |
Uh yea... that's explicitly what I was talking about in my post. | Oh! Apologies I read "Choice" not "a Choice"
My 90s kid brain translated it as "Badass" lol | PoliticalCompassMemes | Create a reply for the following comment |
crazy that you’re falling on the sword for this take | Some people just really want to call their wife a bitch | barstoolsports | Create a reply for the following comment |
People always joke about these people wearing a helmet but this is why you wear a helmet. | Yeah I don't think it matters in the case... | Whatcouldgowrong | Create a reply for the following comment |
before tmz was a reputable source for sports news they were a trashy media outlet for celebrity gossip lol clickbait titles are to be expected | Oh I know, not surprised; just pokin' fun! Though I admit it's low-hanging fruit to say "TMZ has clickbait articles!" I guess lol, but I've never been above taking the easiest road =) | nba | Create a reply for the following comment |
*You guys still have money?* | 😅😅 | BBBY | Create a reply for the following comment |
I’m on Apollo so it automatically previews the porn link you sent.
Edit: get bent pervs lol | [Good sauce yes?](LOL get fucking bonked you pervert) ;) | mildlyinfuriating | Create a reply for the following comment |
less of a dick move than when i would walk thru the CEBA lot to get to my apartment with my keys out so that the people looking for a spot would follow me thinking i was going to my car. | Nah, fuck those people. I used to do the same if they got particularly shitty about creeping around the lot for a spot. | CFB | Create a reply for the following comment |
Can anyone whose watched Mighty Nein explain how it differs from Vox Machina? It sounds a little similar based on the description in the article. | Much more character focused. While I enjoy VM the characters are much more archetypical (since many were players' first RPG characters) where M9 delves into them a lot more. | television | Create a reply for the following comment |
Can anyone whose watched Mighty Nein explain how it differs from Vox Machina? It sounds a little similar based on the description in the article. | Same world, just 20+ years later - new set of characters, challenges, different continent.
If Vox Machina is a group of ragtag's screwups who came together to become heroes and have legends told about them...
the Mighty Nein are a group of troubled folks that come together to save themselves and become the unsung heroes that no one knows about. | television | Create a reply for the following comment |
Even if he may not, what about his family members who don't meet that purity test. What about the people that he cares about who may not? Is he comfortable watching those people go to what may be our version of Dachau or Auschwitz?
That's how I talk to my fashy family members about the implications of their support for the far right. | I try to start with self-interest because that's what moves these voters. A lot of them are just gone. Sadly, I am pretty sure that if Trump's goons had me shot in the street my grandmother would say something like "I'm sure Trump had a good reason for it." | politics | Create a reply for the following comment |
I guess you’re a visual learner? | I don't know? I'm just asking what the hell it is supposed to mean. | shitposting | Create a reply for the following comment |
How do you like children? | Medium rare | teenagers | Create a reply for the following comment |
So what if I draw my crush? | your crush will friendzone you and then fuck all your buddies. | facepalm | Create a reply for the following comment |
Because it's a whole damn creature and the equipment that sticks around is "free". | I guess it’s basically a straight upgrade from a 6/6 with trample | magicTCG | Create a reply for the following comment |
You are taking Murcia...voluntarily? O\_O | Every country has to have someone to mock about. The rest of the south is just too perfect.
You can keep making fun of Castillians tho | 2westerneurope4u | Create a reply for the following comment |
To refer to someone as late means they're dead | Oh sorry, I wasn't aware | soccer | Create a reply for the following comment |
Yes, stress. Not “identity attacked” and “location”. | Agreed completely. I'm not defending them at all, trust me lmfao. | facepalm | Create a reply for the following comment |
one of these is not like the others | which one? | 196 | Create a reply for the following comment |
Same world, just 20+ years later - new set of characters, challenges, different continent.
If Vox Machina is a group of ragtag's screwups who came together to become heroes and have legends told about them...
the Mighty Nein are a group of troubled folks that come together to save themselves and become the unsung heroes that no one knows about. | Okay, so similar tone and style, but different characters and stories? Thanks. | television | Create a reply for the following comment |
>Now I need two Ork philosophers ~~arguing about~~ brawling over if yellow makes bigger explosions or red does because it makes the explosion move faster.
fify | Stripz | Grimdank | Create a reply for the following comment |
It definitely blends in during spring/summer/fall, but once winter comes and all the deciduous trees drop their leaves, it becomes clear how widespread the privet is due to it being evergreen/semi-evergreen. Once I learned about privet, I was horrified by how much I saw around me. The good thing about it being evergreen is that it makes it easy to spot and kill during the winter months. | Now that I'm aware of it, I'll definitely be looking for more around here. Thanks for making me aware of it lol. | HistoryMemes | Create a reply for the following comment |
Hentai, the most sexual invention from a country devoid of sex... | Maybe i am japanese | HistoryMemes | Create a reply for the following comment |
Any trade. Experienced trades people tend to act like they were never green | Very true. And any mistake they make is an unavoidable accident. Any mistake you make, is sheer fucking incompetence that needs to be berated out of you. | AskReddit | Create a reply for the following comment |
Watch out for your brother who learned to use the **power of the fucking sun itself** by breathing. | He a punk ass bitch. Imma take his body too. | dndmemes | Create a reply for the following comment |
The show? | The character Sheldon was clearly birthed from the godhead there is no other explanation | neoliberal | Create a reply for the following comment |
How the hell is he moving | Maybe the trick to finally beating the Bengals is by making them waste gameplanning time for mobile Mahomes when really we’re gonna just be playing Alex Smith ball | nfl | Create a reply for the following comment |
Just here to check out the opposition | The reason I watch Serie A as well haha | soccer | Create a reply for the following comment |
Yes when I think of successful passing offenses, my mind immediately jumps to the 2022 broncos | The Bucs OC job is probably not all that desirable given the uncertainty at QB, lack of cap resources, and shaky ground of the coaching staff. If you're a top candidate there's better spots to go. | nfl | Create a reply for the following comment |
Yes when I think of successful passing offenses, my mind immediately jumps to the 2022 broncos | this is probably more of a "oh hey i recognize that last name lets go get that guy" thing. | nfl | Create a reply for the following comment |
Finding out about guys like Charles Rogers made me absolutely depressed. Then I watched both that 30 for 30 and Ballers (I think it’s a good fictional counterpart to the doc) and it confirmed my suspicions that athletes are absolute dumbasses with their money most of the time. Ballers has a lot of truth at its core from the Rock’s lived experiences.
And it’s crazy because some make their investments wisely, like Jordan and Shaq. I think a lot of athletes are afraid to admit their “boys” are just looking for a handout or someone to mooch off of. | Vince young saying he spent 5k a week at cheese cake factory blew my mind | CFB | Create a reply for the following comment |
Low Volume today...
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14:00h 14:30h 726,571 | that volume is for ants | BBBY | Create a reply for the following comment |
Ilk randevumuz yemege cikardim elinde telefon cat cat ribeye steak aldim benim ex severdi diyo dedim o alsin o zaman siktir git kisacasi kizlardan uzak durun femboy varsa eklesin | Femboy diyince kalktı patlattım | KGBTR | Create a reply for the following comment |
Holy shit how disconnected are they from the simulation we call "reality" ? | “Guyyyysssssssss c’mooooonnnnnnnnn” | NonCredibleDefense | Create a reply for the following comment |
They hold them for 2 more seasons but I doubt it will be different next year. Maybe Staley gets fired and the Chargers job opens up but now you're expecting Spanos to pay the $20-25M plus the draft picks which I don't think is happening. Payton will just stay in TV another year and be a "free agent" the next year | I thought Payton spoke with Loomis and they both agreed they would get them that pick while they had the chance. I didn't really feel a certain way about Payton before this year, but he seems like kind of a prick after this. | nfl | Create a reply for the following comment |
How in the world can smoking NOT affect a Profesional footballer. That's like saying drinking on the job won't affect a pilot. | Idk he was pretty good for Roma and he was smoker, some people are just different, like that Chinese man that ran a marathon while chain smoking. | soccer | Create a reply for the following comment |
what's the right amount of player empowerment? obviously the nba is fucked but what would be a good amount? | About tree fiddy | barstoolsports | Create a reply for the following comment |
Jeff Saturday has this job locked up | Tank commander Jeff saturday | nfl | Create a reply for the following comment |
 | He talks like that too lol | mildlyinteresting | Create a reply for the following comment |
Vince young saying he spent 5k a week at cheese cake factory blew my mind | Haha Jamarcus Russell too. Homeboy couldn’t stop going to In N Out. | CFB | Create a reply for the following comment |
Why do politicians feel the need to interject themselves into sports like this? | They are inherently attention seeking people | nfl | Create a reply for the following comment |
Why do politicians feel the need to interject themselves into sports like this? | Because sports are fun and politicians are fans too. They don’t get to have fun like the rest of us? | nfl | Create a reply for the following comment |
Day/night too. One person plays a day/night card and now suddenly we have that going on too. | I specifically don’t play either in EDH because they both add literal minutes to the game. | magicTCG | Create a reply for the following comment |
So it’s infinite? 😂 I am not going to tell her 😂 | I'm sure it will end sometime, but when who knows lol they keep adding hundreds of new levels every so often | gaming | Create a reply for the following comment |
So Memphis didn’t burn down last night? Crazy that charging cops when they kill someone helps prevent public unrest. | Too cold. | barstoolsports | Create a reply for the following comment |
Sorry, I need an explanation | Social distancing | funny | Create a reply for the following comment |
okay no one tell him that the lombards, the celts, the ligurians, the nords, the germans and the celts are all complete losers which even domestic dogs find funny | you had to come for the celts twice? damn | redscarepod | Create a reply for the following comment |
This what my mind was processing. Kids think of him as dad, but mom and dad are together but don’t live together. For 10 years she’s done this, and her kids and his kids don’t have a relationship. Bio mom would use her new money and take them to court if they found out he was with her. Hmmmmm OP YTA and your a bit slow for not catching on that this man has strung you on for 10 years. | I just feel horrible for the kids.. this isn’t a fair life for them. Not one bit. | AmItheAsshole | Create a reply for the following comment |
idk if I'm misremembering but does anyone have a screenshot of that one Reddit comment that was talking about how apparently Rita Baga told Silky about the whole blackface thing on their first day in CANvsTW it cracks me up everytime I think about it
it was like
Silky: "hi Rita it's nice to meet y-"
Rita: "I've done blackface before."
Silky: "oh wow."
Kalorie: "they threw a coke cup filled with piss at me" | you forgot
Stephanie:"FAT." | SDRUntucked | Create a reply for the following comment |
Those who watch Brighton regularly, is Caicedo a proper single pivot CDM or is he more of a box to box Xhaka type player? | He's played both. Under Graham he played behind two more forward thinking midfielders. Under RDZ he's seemingly more box to box. | Gunners | Create a reply for the following comment |
Wait, vulperas are still greyed out. Have you forgotten about them? | I think that may be the joke. | wow | Create a reply for the following comment |
same | Same | memes | Create a reply for the following comment |
U can use holy damage negation +2 talisman and holy damage negation incantation if u can. Really helps with that boss | Oh ok thank you | Eldenring | Create a reply for the following comment |
you had to come for the celts twice? damn | watch out or i'll write celts another time in my sentence | redscarepod | Create a reply for the following comment |
The thing is Torun is actually the centre of the universe | According to Copernicus, who was born there. /s | europe | Create a reply for the following comment |
Ditch most of the endurance (ensure you aren't heavy load though obviously) and probably most of the faith and arcane, unless you're simply trying to cheese with rot breath. Going dragon incantations with a quality build is just not really a good idea. | Ok thanks for the help | Eldenring | Create a reply for the following comment |
Yes, I like apples | How do you like dem apples? | meirl | Create a reply for the following comment |
you forgot
Stephanie:"FAT." | Silky: "Yuhua." | SDRUntucked | Create a reply for the following comment |
You can optimize your stats more.
I see you like dragon breaths incantations so lets go off that.
First level up the Blasphemous Blade. Take away from your dex until you meet weapon requirements and throw the rest into faith. This will improve the amount of damage you do immensely, although dragon breaths incantations scale with arcane but if you made it this far with them it won't matter.
Diversify your incantations, Radagon is immune to all status effects so OP things like a Rot Breath is a waster of time on him. With improved faith it will open up some advanced healing incantations.
Lastly, Haligdrake Talisman +2 is highly recommended because it great reduces holy damage. I would also recommend Dragoncrest Great shield for physical damage negation. Radagon's deadliest attacks are holy damage but he does have physical attacks. It's a long fight and both of these talismans improve survival rate | Ok thank you | Eldenring | Create a reply for the following comment |
Nah story is old. UK taco bell I think. Guy lived(Atleast enough to leave), buddy told them call th police then they left before police got there. Lol.
Taco bell was even cool and didn't fire the guy. | Thanks! Good to hear.(that the Taco Bell guy wasn’t fired.) | therewasanattempt | Create a reply for the following comment |
The thing is that dumb euros usually don’t speak English well enough to get online audiences to laugh at them | >dumb euros usually don’t speak English well enough
From my experience that's also true of dumb Aussies, so that tracks | neoliberal | Create a reply for the following comment |
The thing is that dumb euros usually don’t speak English well enough to get online audiences to laugh at them | Dumb Americans don't speak English well enough to be understood either | neoliberal | Create a reply for the following comment |
There was a reliable leak a while back that we’ll be able to claim a pull for each part of Archon quest that we’ve done - there's 22 of them, thus 22 free pulls on limited banner | Ooh I missed that. Thank you | Genshin_Impact_Leaks | Create a reply for the following comment |
Can someone caption what she says at the end? I really don’t get it. | > We're done. | Whatcouldgowrong | Create a reply for the following comment |
Can someone caption what she says at the end? I really don’t get it. | “Do you think I would get her” like if she got into a fight with another girl I’m assuming? There could also be some background info we are missing but I’m assuming that’s a bit unlikely | Whatcouldgowrong | Create a reply for the following comment |
Can someone caption what she says at the end? I really don’t get it. | "do you think I could beat her? Do I have a chance now? Like be for real." | Whatcouldgowrong | Create a reply for the following comment |
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The Left and the Right have a similar issue: our side is getting overtaken by screaming lunatics that won’t abide with agreement with the opposition. It’s not fun, but the best we can do is keep the discourse open, honest, and civil. | I agree | PoliticalCompassMemes | Create a reply for the following comment |
Unlucky ending. Curious how close it would’ve been without the time penalty - Think AllStars would be ahead - but the graphics are an absolute blunder today | Neuvillle was too good for mick | formula1 | Create a reply for the following comment |
I'm proud of OP's girlfriend. | Thank you!😄 | gaming | Create a reply for the following comment |
Same | Same | memes | Create a reply for the following comment |
Yes! Also, he wasn't aware that I stopped working. He probably assumed w/ my previous F/T income he'd wouldn't have to pay that much and he didn't factor in arrears, correct. I had no problems with his family prior to this. His sister even invited our daughter to come spend the summer with her prior to this CS finalization. I doubt that will happen now, because I'm the wicked ex lol. | Oh I’ve been the partner who stole their baby boy and then the evil incarnate ex that destroyed his life. Wasn’t until years later and he still had the same problems did they have to face the facts that it wasn’t me, it was him lol
You have to also factor in that the side of the story they are getting is from you ex and he may not be a reliable narrator. He’s not taken culpability for not being in his child’s life, physically or financially, so I highly doubt he’s taken any responsibility for this either. | AmItheAsshole | Create a reply for the following comment |
Surely Caicedo's left it too late and Brighton could just hold out for a few days? | You'd imagine so. Had he done this 1st week of Jan good chance he's already an Arsenal/Chelsea player. | soccer | Create a reply for the following comment |
I particularly like this new variation Zaniolo is trying out;
Being a bellend to force a transfer when absolutely no one wants to sign you... | I've only seen him linked to Spurs, no idea how serious their interest is though. | soccer | Create a reply for the following comment |
Értem én, hogy szombat, na de tiktok?? | sajnálom, de nem bántam meg semmit | hungary | Create a reply for the following comment |
Average Patrick Bateman | Exactly, there isn’t an idea of an Abstract_ExE | teenagers | Create a reply for the following comment |
Train your fucking dog | Damn thing has absolutely NO discipline. On the counters and everything. | Whatcouldgowrong | Create a reply for the following comment |
I agree | 🤝 | PoliticalCompassMemes | Create a reply for the following comment |
Lol, this happened to me and my ex. I was staying over at his place, the bell rings and a very pregnant lady was outside the door, explaining she was due in like 4 weeks and she was planning a home birth so to not be alarmed if we heard screaming and sorry in advance for the noise. He ended up staying at my place the day she gave birth because it went on all night... It was like a 20 story apartment building and she was one story up, not even right above him, but I guess this kind of noise carries well. He said if he hadn't known in advance he deifnitely would have called emergency services because it sounded like someone getting murdered | Wow! At least she gave a heads up, but that seems so inconsiderate of the neighbors. | FundieSnarkUncensored | Create a reply for the following comment |
Wow without the 22 fates, its awful or im crazy | the average f2p primo allowance for one patch is around 50 iirc, so it's pretty average | Genshin_Impact_Leaks | Create a reply for the following comment |
I think it's pure evil, not cowardice
It's also reason, cleaning chambers is difficult and emotionally straining, it is effective to use those marked as expendable
We enjoy imposing all labels of weakness on a defeated enemy, but it doesn't mean that those labels are true. Unfortunately most of the Nazis were not cowards, it would have made defeating them so much easier | Ok agreed. | pics | Create a reply for the following comment |
Can't wait for the 1st video of some yahoo jumping thru the window and fucking shit up inside.....hopefully they have armed drones at the ready. | I will post that in maybe Maybe Maybe | Damnthatsinteresting | Create a reply for the following comment |
this dude had a 0.86 FIP in 24 innings this year wtf | Obviously only 24 innings so the stat is skewed, but he had a casual 327 ERA+ in those innings as well. | baseball | Create a reply for the following comment |