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Oh you know I wouldn't mind an SG.
-- And this has been a public demonstration of Gear Acquisition Disorder. Get tested today. | "Do you even want to play djent?"
"No, but I might." | todayilearned | Create a reply for the following comment |
Let's go! Love me a good technical document.
Favorite typeface? Or do they outline what you need to use?
I'm not a "technical writer" as a title but I do technical writing as part of my engineering reports and I use Palatino Linotype whenever I get control over the typeface. | Hahahaha I’m a Roboto guy! My first couple jobs required Roboto so I’ve always reverted back to it. | nfl | Create a reply for the following comment |
*hands you a glass of kool-aid*
It’s the best QB coaching hire in the history of college football | OHHH YEAHHH! | CFB | Create a reply for the following comment |
Goldeneye needed a little more time in the oven for Xbox in my opinion. | was reading some threads on that yesterday, and apparently the long and skinny is that due to some weird rights issues its all Nintendo's fault. There was an old remaster that Microsoft had in the pipeline which was apparently better but got canned a long time ago because of Nintendo | barstoolsports | Create a reply for the following comment |
What name? Needs to have a good granny name | Put your money down and you can call her whatever you want. | AskUK | Create a reply for the following comment |
I’m American too so I can say that joke | Fair | teenagers | Create a reply for the following comment |
3 times in a row the scolding of sas is more annoying than sas | Most of the room is laughing at almost everything he’s doing you’d think the rest would take note of that | barstoolsports | Create a reply for the following comment |
>You see, since we gave the community what it wanted, that means that we are not owned, after all that's what we at Wizards of the Coast care about the most, the community
-WotC, before being polymorphed into a corn cob | Jokes aside, glad they actually backed down but still fuck them for trying it in the first place. | TwoBestFriendsPlay | Create a reply for the following comment |
Picked my niece up from day care a little while ago. She has recently graduated from the pull-ups training diaper/underwear. My brother is coming home from a work trip and sister in law is at work, so thought I had just a couple hours of low intensity uncle-ing on tap.
She gets in the car and I buckle her in. 30 seconds later she says softly, “Uncle Gregg, I have to poop.” I respond with, “We are almost home. Just don’t think about it and we’ll go right into the bathroom.”
A few seconds of silence.
“Ahhhhhhhhhh Uncle Gregg! Im pooping! Im pooping! Im pooping!”
Didn’t have poop in my back seat remediation on the bingo card but here we are. Got her showered and cleaned up and the clothes into the wash*, but here I am standing outside the car building up the courage to open the door and start the cleanup process. | Your brother is cleaning that up | barstoolsports | Create a reply for the following comment |
Picked my niece up from day care a little while ago. She has recently graduated from the pull-ups training diaper/underwear. My brother is coming home from a work trip and sister in law is at work, so thought I had just a couple hours of low intensity uncle-ing on tap.
She gets in the car and I buckle her in. 30 seconds later she says softly, “Uncle Gregg, I have to poop.” I respond with, “We are almost home. Just don’t think about it and we’ll go right into the bathroom.”
A few seconds of silence.
“Ahhhhhhhhhh Uncle Gregg! Im pooping! Im pooping! Im pooping!”
Didn’t have poop in my back seat remediation on the bingo card but here we are. Got her showered and cleaned up and the clothes into the wash*, but here I am standing outside the car building up the courage to open the door and start the cleanup process. | Like uncle like niece. | barstoolsports | Create a reply for the following comment |
They playing melee or ultimate or we just bullshitting here? I’m stupid | They're playing Ultimate no doubt | nfl | Create a reply for the following comment |
> and made a bad situation much worse.
I don't what you're talking about, throughout the video the situation is rapidly improving. | I'd agree if OP also went off and wrecked his car, but only one idiot got punished here unfortunately | IdiotsInCars | Create a reply for the following comment |
Omg I saw the cross emoji and was like "oh no, not this again..." but omg thankyou ur so kind 🥲🫡 restoring my faith in the followers of god/Jesus :) | You are our sister/brother, you deserve love ,♥️ | teenagers | Create a reply for the following comment |
If I were Jay Leno I would simply be more safe | "He turned down a side street to check the motorcycle and was thrown off it after riding through a wire he could not see. The accident left him with a scar across his neck, two broken ribs, two broken kneecaps and a snapped collarbone that he had surgically repaired."
Fucking hell that sounds awful, he got clothes lined. Might be time to settle down, two broken kneecaps at 72. YIKES | barstoolsports | Create a reply for the following comment |
You should be used to being left off maps by now. | very used to it!
I'd rather be left off altogether than thought to be Tasmania though. Ew. | memes | Create a reply for the following comment |
I wonder how the 99% all white LSF audience will like this, 10k upvote hate thread incoming | Knew as soon as he started talking about it that there was going to be a hate thread on it. | LivestreamFail | Create a reply for the following comment |
"long history" lol | Right? lmaooo | nfl | Create a reply for the following comment |
It is I did a tour of the North last year. Next year we may do Anglesey. | I live in North Wales come down to Llandudno, Llandudno Junction it’s a beautiful place | CasualUK | Create a reply for the following comment |
I cant tell if this means golf or red flag and at this point Im afraid to ask | Don’t ask | gaming | Create a reply for the following comment |
This has to be the most popular link to post on this sub lol | If I knew how to code, I probably would've programmed a bot that slaps this link unter every post tagged with "Discourse" | CuratedTumblr | Create a reply for the following comment |
Can't wait for Mackenzie to write Maci a letter, blaming her for not telling her that Ryan is not romantic. | How dare Maci not let her know. 47,200 minutes that she could have let her know. | TeenMomOGandTeenMom2 | Create a reply for the following comment |
They're playing Ultimate no doubt | Tbf on a plane. | nfl | Create a reply for the following comment |
Amber Guyger only got 10 years for murdering Botham Jean and will serve significantly less.
If you or I did it, Texas would have put us on death row immediately. | This is true. It's justice in theatrics only. Botham will never walk this Earth again and through no fault of his own. He couldn't even protect himself if he wanted. It was that sudden. | WhitePeopleTwitter | Create a reply for the following comment |
Those are some good size orders. May be a whale banging at the door. 200 a clip is way more than I can do | Saw a mini APE whale on Twitter say they dropped $6500 on GME today | Superstonk | Create a reply for the following comment |
When you see the template enough, it's time to mix it up. | Presicily | dndmemes | Create a reply for the following comment |
Exactly, why isn't this more about the wire and why it was there? I'm pretty sure the same thing would have happened to anyone on a bike. Y'all act like Jay did it riding recklessly or something. | Yeah the driving is the one thing that doesn’t seem to be the issue here | popculturechat | Create a reply for the following comment |
Didn't Brown still handle most of the media duties at McLaren, even when Seidl became team principal? I think that's how Seidl managed to drift into the background. Don't think Vowles has someone like that at Williams. | Brown did the more promotional stuff but Seidl definitely did race interviews but yeah that’s a good point, James won’t have that buffer | formula1 | Create a reply for the following comment |
I love it when she talks dirty | Stop objectifying her hot wet pussy | redscarepod | Create a reply for the following comment |
I think that’s a bot. You can probably report the comment as spam or something and it might get taken down. | Yea I've done that. | mildlyinfuriating | Create a reply for the following comment |
Like uncle like niece. | Clean shot | barstoolsports | Create a reply for the following comment |
Define the relationship | Like when you first call him your boyfriend or what? | redscarepod | Create a reply for the following comment |
Aren’t they quite literally in the process of acquiring Tocchet though? Kind of throws that narrative out the window if so | From all reports yes. Probably management planting seeds in the media to get Aquilini to ok the removal of Bruce.
That Aquilini family is a legit disgrace in Vancouver. | hockey | Create a reply for the following comment |
Not gonna talk about DeathbAIDs?? | They only asked about poise :) | Eldenring | Create a reply for the following comment |
Sometimes they speak out louder and express more than words can | 💀? | memes | Create a reply for the following comment |
Old enough to stop looking for attention on Reddit | BETTE 💀 💀 💀 | SDRUntucked | Create a reply for the following comment |
Can FeMc date girls, or are there no gays allowed in P3? | There's one but is really important to the plot so I don't recommend you looking into it if it's your first time playing P3 | TwoBestFriendsPlay | Create a reply for the following comment |
Can FeMc date girls, or are there no gays allowed in P3? | Do you count the Aegis relationship as romantic? If you do then technically yes. | TwoBestFriendsPlay | Create a reply for the following comment |
i mean db is almost 40 years old now. | Cursed | TwoBestFriendsPlay | Create a reply for the following comment |
By the books, they should have given you a refurbished tap measure or fixed yours. In practice, ain’t nobody got time for that so they would just give you a new one and refurbish the broken ones later…or let them sit in the back room for ages. Whichever really | An old friend of mine used to be one of those Sears employees that tried to repair broken tools. They said that was their favorite job ever. It's an introverts dream. Sit in the back room with every tool at your disposal, no one to distract you, and it's just you and a complicated puzzle of "how do I fix this?" They were really upset when Sears let them go. | AskReddit | Create a reply for the following comment |
Pero el águila calva es el símbolo nacional de EEUU, no la veo muy China que digamos.
Edit: leí como el orto el título. | Hay que sacar una con el carpincho con boina | argentina | Create a reply for the following comment |
Hahaha did you mean to use a gif from Cougar town? | I did! 👍😆 I loved that show and wished Jen had more episodes in it! | popculturechat | Create a reply for the following comment |
He’s literally poisoning you with it. I’m sure the container specifically says not to ingest. Wtf is wrong with him? You need to get away from him. | He laughs at me and says that I should hold my breath. Just checked the can does say toxic to ingest on it. I am spending this evening and tomorrow at my parents. Thank you (all!) for opening my eyes | relationship_advice | Create a reply for the following comment |
Block, and head over to r/sextortion for more information. Don't panic.
Your situation is a little different from the usual, but the process should be the same. Don't give money, just block and report. | If it goes public (which I don't think it will...), just explain the situation, really. Shouldn't be too hard, doesn't sound all that bad. You just sent a selfie to a bot thinking it was your friend. Doesn't sound all too bad. | teenagers | Create a reply for the following comment |
Jen Shah legality is my guess | That’s what I was thinking too. I’m curious to hear from someone who read it. Does she spend a lot of time talking about Jen in it? | BravoRealHousewives | Create a reply for the following comment |
I just came to say the same. I opened a food business and started with a full shop and regretted it. The shop closed after 2 years because it was the wrong thing in the wrong place which we could have worked out by starting small and testing lots of ideas and locations with events, markets, popups a bit of catering etc. If I could go back in time that's what I'd do. Don't take on a massive financial burden like commercial rent and rates straight away like I did :) | Appreciate your first hand advice :) | AskUK | Create a reply for the following comment |
My parents forbid me to watch it as a kid so now I feel like I would do something bad to myself watching it but maybe I should. (Unless I think about another movie) | It’s a good movie, check it out. Parents probably did it the right way, my parents let me watch whatever I wanted whenever. I’ve been terrified of terminators for 35 years 😂😂 | todayilearned | Create a reply for the following comment |
Where do we sign up for these 1 Super Bowl dynasties? | Draft Mahomes | nfl | Create a reply for the following comment |
Did you get divorced? You were posting about your wife dancing on guys last year | He posted about his wife today too | barstoolsports | Create a reply for the following comment |
So long as you don't meet requirements, the weapon/shield is much weaker.
Once you meet them though, they get a boost for every point put into that stat over the requirements, up to 40 stat points.
The attribute scaling determines how big a boost each stat provides. In this case, the weapon will gain a greater increase from dex compared to str after reaching the requirements.
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Hope this helps. | Thanks man i apperciate this alot | Eldenring | Create a reply for the following comment |
I’m sure limitless mass immigration into Australia will resolve this problem. Because every single problem in Australia can be solved with limitless mass immigration because the Australian government (from both sides) told me so. | Yeah enough is enough, people are struggling as it is here. I’ve always always been pro immigration but like can we have a bit of a break ourselves | australia | Create a reply for the following comment |
Personal Account engagements | Okay so he's whining to the 44 billion dollar Twitter buyer because his popularity has taken a dip, incredible. | WhitePeopleTwitter | Create a reply for the following comment |
Wilmer Eye Institute I'm MD? | No although I used to live up that way and my normal Opth studied there. Wake Forest. | todayilearned | Create a reply for the following comment |
Think of the photo opportunities... | If I were Cedric, stick with Arsenal till the end of the season for the photoshoot, then sign a 2year contract with a good club to retire and return in 2025 to arsenal as part of coaching staff | Gunners | Create a reply for the following comment |
Weird - when Saul was given a 7 year contract nothing was said, when Kepa was given a 7 year contract nothing was said - suddenly Fifa rules say 5 years max | FIFA rules do say five is the max but they also state contracts of any other length are permitted if they are in line with national laws.
So it's a non-story really. | soccer | Create a reply for the following comment |
I could see him at Bayern. Madrid could be a wildcard.
Last year I would have said United wouldn't have enticed him but with what Ten Hag has done and we're on the ascendancy, this could suit him. | The problem with him going to Bayern is that he’s going to want to break the English goal scoring record, which he might not do this season, thus he would have to stay in the Prem to do it. | reddevils | Create a reply for the following comment |
I could see him at Bayern. Madrid could be a wildcard.
Last year I would have said United wouldn't have enticed him but with what Ten Hag has done and we're on the ascendancy, this could suit him. | High chance he'll stay at the PL to break those sweet Shearer's record. | reddevils | Create a reply for the following comment |
Im seeing a lot of comparisons about signing Kane at 29 and RVP at 29 on sm | If anything, I've only seen it to justify the age and potential impact, not the profile. And one could still use Lewandowski and Benzema as additional examples. | reddevils | Create a reply for the following comment |
Feeling sorry for whoever fell victim to this attack. Exploiting people's vulnerabilities is a nasty thing to do | Yupp. I know they will probably get in trouble, I would at my company, but people are stressed and things happen. Hopefully they arent let go. | leagueoflegends | Create a reply for the following comment |
Symone on S13 imo
 | deserved bossy rossy mhm mhm | SDRUntucked | Create a reply for the following comment |
Seen some comments on r/coys about Henderson going the other way | Henderson would actually fit in well at Spurs imo, especially if we get Raya ahead of Spurs. Pickford could be an alternative to Henderson for them looking at how Everton is going. | reddevils | Create a reply for the following comment |
Renlys primary claim to the throne was that nobody really wanted stannis as king. | One that's a pretty stupid claim. Two, what did he take a Westerosi census via Raven??? 😂 | movies | Create a reply for the following comment |
FIFA rules do say five is the max but they also state contracts of any other length are permitted if they are in line with national laws.
So it's a non-story really. | Daily Mail and non-stories? Say it ain't so! | soccer | Create a reply for the following comment |
>Two, I think the chances of there being a Ukrainian winter offensive are practically minimal now. Judging by the wording of the US official it seems like there was one in the pipes, but I think the US pushing for the Ukrainians to wait puts that possibility down. So I think the initiative is going to be in the Russian side, even if the fighting tempo is similar to how it is going. If I had to guess we will see a general repeat of what we saw last year, with the Russians launching an attritional and brutal offensive with everything they got, eventually being grinded to a halt, and then Ukraine striking back in whatever fashion was wargamed by the West. Time will tell.
Miserable, but I agree. | Yeah I was hoping they would take northern Luhansk by winter’s end. Sadly it’s just not in the cards, but judging by the aid and the snippets we are hearing the West overall is putting in a lot of effort and seem pretty confident Ukraine will be able to launch a powerful offensive in the future. Probably come summertime | neoliberal | Create a reply for the following comment |
Test the new guy and tell them to swap it out with the old one. | Or a geeky proposal… you are the socket to my jack honey… and then he pulls this out. | pics | Create a reply for the following comment |
Those two are so tone deaf. They don't realize what a joke they are | That’s the sad thing - they really have no idea | SaintMeghanMarkle | Create a reply for the following comment |
You will live in the pod
You will eat the bug
You will mine the asteroid | You will suggon deez nuts | neoliberal | Create a reply for the following comment |
Texas as a state is way worse at basketball then they should be | It’s because they don’t play real basketball (no shot clock) | barstoolsports | Create a reply for the following comment |
Let's stay right here in the promised land that is Europe. | ...Mainland Europe. | 2westerneurope4u | Create a reply for the following comment |
You will suggon deez nuts | Soooooooo true | neoliberal | Create a reply for the following comment |
Leg breakers at the end though. | Great tackle | nextfuckinglevel | Create a reply for the following comment |
My man in the back with the glasses got the reaction time of molasses | It’s a scene from a movie. Not the real event. | Damnthatsinteresting | Create a reply for the following comment |
According to the documental books the accursed kings, wasn't he poisoned by her aunt? | Well according to this book, yeah he was poisoned by her aunt Mahaut d'Artois (but was it really him?), but in reality it was more a myth than anything else, as there was no proof of it.
And BTW "the accursed kings" or "les rois maudits" in french are really great books that I have loved reading | HistoryMemes | Create a reply for the following comment |
I buried it all in the conclusion. Short version: I’m in 👍 | my gut feeling is that he would not raise our level but will provide so much versatility that we are able to allow players rest and provide Arteta options when we are struggling.
that in itself is worth a couple of actual PL points imo. points that we would have lost otherwise. | Gunners | Create a reply for the following comment |
###YES EXACTLY!!!!! THEREFORE ESTABLISHING A CORRUPT OLIGARCHY MADE UP OF A SMALL CIRCLE OF VERY POWERFUL AND RICH PEOPLE WOULD MAKE A STATE WAY BETTER AND BASED TOO. TRUST ME BROOOO!!!! | At this point abolishing the state is the best option | NonCredibleDefense | Create a reply for the following comment |
Grapples and shoves aren't done with finesse or ranged weapons, they can't trigger sneak attack | True, I probably should have said a net attack
Edit: nope just checked not ranged or finesse either | dndmemes | Create a reply for the following comment |
Even if you think Ramsdale is better (which is dont but im from Argertina and very biased hehe), it was a big mistake choosing Leno and selling Martinez. | I actuality think Martinez has a better shot stopping ability, Ramsdale just excels at the quick delivery | soccer | Create a reply for the following comment |
Thing is you don’t even have to picky that close, with the size of the tree you can do it from 50000 feet or higher. | Yes however I didn't want to make the planes so small | NonCredibleDefense | Create a reply for the following comment |
133m fully guaranteed is what he deserves? Are you blind to the QB deals being handed out?
He will get 180m+ fully guaranteed. | He’s not getting a fully guaranteed deal. | nfl | Create a reply for the following comment |
You think that's air you're breathing? | I will forever associate that line with "A Fart Within the Matrix," so it's lost some of the luster for me. | movies | Create a reply for the following comment |
I used to have a Chihuahua-Dachshund mix and he was the sweetest thing. To my knowledge, never bit anyone more than just nips and considering I was like 6 at the time, was really patient considering he had just as much energy as me. | Same here. I can’t tell anyone about my precious fur baby without hearing the whole rant on how snappy and annoying they must be. | 196 | Create a reply for the following comment |
so basically the same ol' batch they trot out every time for one of these reunion shows | It’s starting to look so sad | SquaredCircle | Create a reply for the following comment |
30s peeps are Millenials, BTW. | Oh, I know. But the kids on reddit call millenials boomers.
Source: I am a millennial who gets called a boomer. | pics | Create a reply for the following comment |
Why make such a BEAUTIFUL design to NOT use it in game? PLEASE | So, you want Granny Ping to be playable? | Genshin_Impact | Create a reply for the following comment |
I WOULD. >:) | NOT IF I GET THERE FIRST >:( | memes | Create a reply for the following comment |
Maybe that’s why your dog hates you. She thinks your fingers are sausages that you don’t share. | Felling is mutual she never fucking shares hers 😂 | PublicFreakout | Create a reply for the following comment |
To be fair I would cry too. But having said that I do buy my own apple Mac products so there’s that | She wasn’t crying because she broke it, she was upset because her daddy wouldn’t buy her a new one! And was upset at the “shitty” brand new windows laptop. | AskUK | Create a reply for the following comment |
arrLiberalGunOwners is a bad subreddit | The amount of liberals on that sub is probably very few | neoliberal | Create a reply for the following comment |
still crazy to me that crownshot and adam are actually back in lec | Adam is kinda understandable since he did actually smurf Lfl/EUM but crownie is still kinda crazy. | leagueoflegends | Create a reply for the following comment |
still crazy to me that crownshot and adam are actually back in lec | Think Adam was always gonna get back, but yeah Crownie keeps getting chances and it's wild. | leagueoflegends | Create a reply for the following comment |
I do find it kind of weird as well. I mean, regardless of context or discourse, you have to agree that its pretty outrageous that that person (who is white btw) called me a cracker unprompted and kind implied that they are POC. | That is really strange. Tbf, I also like to lie on the internet, but usually I get others in on the bit | 196 | Create a reply for the following comment |
Honestly Upset to MAD would make them contenders imo. Elyoya-Upset-Hyli with Nisqy to enable | no way would nisqy nor upset be willing to play with each other again after 2021 FNC | leagueoflegends | Create a reply for the following comment |
NOT IF I GET THERE FIRST >:( | TOO LATE, IM ALREADY THERE. >:D | memes | Create a reply for the following comment |
Yeah wtf, are people now putting ads in goal clips lmao? | I assume it was taken from Sport TV's twitter, the channel broadcasting the game, they do it. | soccer | Create a reply for the following comment |
do you remember that post about the “clean hipsters” or something? like the corporate, non-subversive equivalent with a home full of Dyson and apple products? I feel like most just became that after kids | Yeah and it was particularly obnoxious with Apple because they were just old enough that they could think of Apple as this scrappy little upstart instead of literally the biggest company in the world lol | redscarepod | Create a reply for the following comment |
Happy Cake Day! 🎂🧁 | Thank you!! I need some real cake to celebrate 😅 | SaintMeghanMarkle | Create a reply for the following comment |
It's more that the war in Heaven(s) {they were several WIH} created a power vacuum in the warp, resulting in a collection of power that we would later call Chaos rosed to power from. Previously it was just various ""gods"" & warp entities like Enslavers & Vampyre in constant battles for territories | Which I'd agree with, if not for Wildrider calling out specifically the *Dark Powers*, a title that had referred exclusively to four very specific beings and has not, as far as I am aware, been used to describe any other being or collection of beings in the franchise.
I'd also agree with it if it had a single ounce of tangible proof, but alas... | Grimdank | Create a reply for the following comment |
TOO LATE, IM ALREADY THERE. >:D | IM STILL TELLING HER AND DAD YOU SWORE AND THREATENED ME >:0 | memes | Create a reply for the following comment |
Try our all new Diabetes roll! | Would you like a salad and diet coke to go with that? | nextfuckinglevel | Create a reply for the following comment |
It’s a scene from a movie. Not the real event. | I know, but still made me chuckle | Damnthatsinteresting | Create a reply for the following comment |
I normally don't care for Bethenny but she nailed it. | "Never too late to clean up your side of the street"
Um... ma'am, Big Larry wears her street stink slippers in her house. She can not grasp the concept that streets are dirty. | HilariaBaldwin | Create a reply for the following comment |