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simpsons marches onward into season 394. characters morph into grotesque mockeries over 100s of years. homer advocates cock and ball torture
a 3x3 inch picture of my dirty teeth, framed ornately and hung on the wall of a mafia-owned jiffy lube waiting room in louisville, kentucky.
ME: when committing to a project like "the 12 days", you are forced to bear your soul to countless vicious cannibals GQ: crhist. its true
taking my treat plate into the bathroom with me because my followers are a wolf in sheeps cltohes
im a fruad. i wear the wrangler jeans despite never having wrangled a single goddamn thing in my life
"Howard Stern should start a pod cast" may be one of the worst things ive ever posted, but still seems unfair to have my tires slashed daily
thinking about my coffee mug that says "Guys who collect beanie babies know how to fuck better than guys who dont like beanie babies" on it.
windows..on behalf of all boys online, INCLUDING the trolls, id like to extend a well-deserve "Thank You" for putting updates in my computer
i lure a group of newly hatched baby turtles into an abandoned warehouse using a photo of the ocean and turn them into moths #GOthicOrder
consider that the possibility remains, that most of you have not yet hit the skill ceiling of wiping your ass
"Stick It" to the bastards of Washington using this hot new WendysTrick: Bigtime WendyScam for Nonviable Bun Bargain; Pitiful & Effective
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ApxjOMDgFZE my girfriend latest victim of disgusting bp oil spil
obama and his crack team of nsa crooks watching me shit: "sir, he's scooting backwards so his dick doesn't touch the rim" "Thuis guy's good"
i can confirm that the candid photos on Darknet of me eating a breakfast wrap are real. and i will issue an apology for the trouble i caused
i spend the majority of my computer time #Frowning
http://t.co/ht1ueoTuNI what hte fuck are you doing
a <DUMPSTER WITHIN A DUMPSTER>, once in a lifetime find, can be used as Armor or rolled down a steep incline to make A TON of noise
DOCTOR RIPS FAKE BLOOD APPARATUS FROM MY LEG DURING RED CROSS DONATION DRIVE, I HOOT AND HOLLER AND HOP INTO THE ESCAPE SEWER
(using a hand mirror to get a real good look at my Fucking balls) whoah!! im seeing double!
http://t.co/lLzKlr1s perfect
just me again reminding all of you seriousyl dumb motherfuckers to get your daily sperm count. some of you are walking around with weak cum.
Oh looks like people are "Too busy" to drop me a Like on some of my replies now. Guess I'll go lay in the road and get hit by CARS !!!
when it comes to eating things at restaurants i love the shit that is "Fresco"
http://i.imgur.com/vB8UL.jpg no
FURTHER MORe, any future tweet i make may now randomly be designated as a "Hell Tweet", meaning if you reply to it , you will be blocked,
im seated down, and Ready to get pissed off.........
all horrors begotten by the desire of man flash before eyes woha! this is awkward the cries of millions suffering echo Damn That's Weird
assault on liberty: the local farms have begun smearing dragon blood on their pig troughs to keep me away from them
film your wives you god damn morons. im paying top dollar for wife footage
http://bit.ly/aC0hVF vile footage exhumed from Apache Chief Geronimo's cursed grave
computer show me an animated picture of bugs bunny eating a huge watermelon in a way thats comical but not racist
" big-ears bastard ruins another opera after being flung off the balcony by marines "
i do not watch the snl show (Too crass) but i do enjoy reading the episode summaries that they put in the newspaper for some reason
from now on. i am calling everyone who is a dumb ass. "Anti- Intelligeance"
if i were police i would send bugs bunny and his shit pals to prison for violating the constitutional order of the united states of america.
#ReplaceBandNamesWithDad nutty professor 2 the klumps
projectile drooling: im the only person in the world who does this. doctors refuse to help me
for every animal you dont eat i will eat the grab and go yogurt gogurt,maddox said that and it owned, someone get that quote,someone please
i have been sitting in my computer chair repeating to myself the phrase "The god father of posts" for the past 9 hours .
DisgruntledStepSon
today; we are all Yale
one of the things you realize when becoming a genius in many aspects of life is that the world wide web. and the computer, is the same thing
http://t.co/tfAZeLa6
TYLER PERRY ----------> MONSANTO <----------- 666
Delighted to announce that the mental illness from being quarantined has caused me to develop an altaer-ego named "Mr. Simplepleasures"
http://t.co/50D8jZjEvP #NoFuck
your mission is to get laid on gmail. delete all other apps, do not talk to me until you fuck. your mission is to fuck and suck on gmail
update from the good time line‚ÄîBacion is legal to eat at work thanks to President Banksy in the whitehouse, now known as the star wars house
"brevity is the soul of SHIT" - the shit man
how many druglords do i have to take down to get dog the bounty hunter to unblock me after i threatened to breastfeed him or something
im sorry for getting bonnaroo 2015 cancelled b/c i used the hashtag to ask ppl to put teeth in my ass. but im Not sorry for defeating trolls
boys i need a full report on your Scalp Health by uhh 8pm or else ill go ape shit in the dms,
i jsut imagined a nude body and winded my self
i am interested ni "meme format". i am going to experiment in "meme format", to improve my page. http://t.co/UELlEWJlpo
iran suports team coco or what have you. goodnight
maybe when hte myth buster finally decide to tackle blood diamond slavery, maybe THEN ill bother to tivo their shitty show.
hm whats this? dropped a copy of my 263-page memoir "All Bi Myself" on the florr of this trendy teen cafe. dont have time to pick it up. l8r
yes trolls. unlike you, i have a brain. its called a " JOB "
does anyon know if robert mugabe have a twitter site
Kathleen Turner will star for director Herb Ross at MGM in the comedy feature "Cloak and Diaper,'' a Michael Lobell-Andrew Bergman productio
if the sting ray that killed steve irwin tried to kill me i would bust its ass and crumple it up like a newspaper
for the second time in november iit is now international mens day. Wow
wife put me in the dog house agauin for failing to get the blue checkmark... and people ask me why im mgtow pua...
some fucking Karen pooped in the elevator
if id known he was planning on using it to wipe his dogs shitty mouth i wouldve never allowed XenoMarcus to borrow my monogrammed neckbrace
AYE... THE OJ SIMPSON VERDICT IS SOMEWHAT SHIT , INNIT!!!!!!
you can put truck nuts on other things besides trucks idiot
the show, "Hee-Haw, " sucks mother fucking ass
university lost accreditation when nickelodeon slimed the dean, degree is useless, 200000 in debt & back in diapers, love getting ass kicked
jamie kennedy WILL be waterboarded at the spike tv VGAs in order to prove once and for all that it isnt torture and that iraqis are pu$$ys
Clean Ass , Clean Mind
ive beenn using Confidence and Self Esteem lately, to get unprecedented deals on discarded promotional displays at game stop
i want to be wearing google glass when i see my wife in her wedding dress fofr the very first time so i can turn it into a big dorito
it's that time of the year when my father sends me pictures of jails and tells me that i must learn to Respect a good barbecue dry rub
i have trained my two fat identical sons to sit outside of my office and protect my brain from mindfreaks by meditating intensely
kfc commercial idea: a man is trying to get into kfc but he is too small to reach the door handle. he tries and tries and nobody helps him
Thats what they do. They rile you up with nonsense posts just so they can call the cops on you and get you arrested. Its called "Intrapment"
surgury to become japanese. Surgeruy to become Japanese
requesting hand critiques. please be honest , but fair http://t.co/3vecQz6R6q
"calling out" magnetGirl77 for telling me that my dick looks like "a piece of fried calamari"
humbly Genuflecting myself before my girl followers, at the end of another red-letter sunday night on the comptuer
let me be very clear: i would rather attend a Pig's wedding than attempt to sift through the dumpster you people have made out of my dm box,
injecvting a shit ton of steroids and walking on the treadmill at 3mph
ill kick any ones ass who is a "BOOMER"
guys in a pizzeria fighting and busting the little parmesan shakers against the table to shiv each other with
my expert analysis wouuld indicate that each point on the dow jones = 1 job(s)
its time to destigmatize the Balls... and restigmatize the Ass
i bet half the people posting "Ah!" on here dont even realize its an acronym for "Acknowledged Heartily"
gets booed at USO show for makig Diaper Jokes, calls all the troops Fuckers
http://t.co/M7n5uOc3Ft
too much pressure from society saying we all got to learn how to self suck. iwill never self suck my dick and im unfollowing anyone who does
enjoying my "BEER O CLOCK" tshirt? yeah I got a whole hamper full of these badboys at home. you can come over & look at them all if you like
wfie chasing me with rolling pin because i changed my display name to "black Wolf" and put the Poly flag in there
ah ye,s its nigh time that the Lexus has attained Trending Topic status, there is no Finer car, "This Is Exceptional", Lexus. The car, Lexus
send me bedbug positivity links or Fuckoff
i offer my toilet to the mail man everyday. my toilets not good enough for the big important mailman apparently. mailman is a bad job anyway
im the only man to put on the CIA invented "Heart attack diaper" and live
A FRANKENSTEIN #illegalDogBreeds
burger king just did a $100 billion ad campaign to tell us theyre putting piss in the food now when i tell people that for free every day
fellas... you know i dont ask for much... but my fake US embassy in Ghana just got shut down and i dont know if i can make rent next month,

simpsons marches onward into season 394. characters morph into grotesque mockeries over 100s of years. homer advocates cock and ball torture

a 3x3 inch picture of my dirty teeth, framed ornately and hung on the wall of a mafia-owned jiffy lube waiting room in louisville, kentucky.

ME: when committing to a project like "the 12 days", you are forced to bear your soul to countless vicious cannibals GQ: crhist. its true

taking my treat plate into the bathroom with me because my followers are a wolf in sheeps cltohes

im a fruad. i wear the wrangler jeans despite never having wrangled a single goddamn thing in my life

"Howard Stern should start a pod cast" may be one of the worst things ive ever posted, but still seems unfair to have my tires slashed daily

thinking about my coffee mug that says "Guys who collect beanie babies know how to fuck better than guys who dont like beanie babies" on it.

windows..on behalf of all boys online, INCLUDING the trolls, id like to extend a well-deserve "Thank You" for putting updates in my computer

i lure a group of newly hatched baby turtles into an abandoned warehouse using a photo of the ocean and turn them into moths #GOthicOrder

consider that the possibility remains, that most of you have not yet hit the skill ceiling of wiping your ass

"Stick It" to the bastards of Washington using this hot new WendysTrick: Bigtime WendyScam for Nonviable Bun Bargain; Pitiful & Effective

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ApxjOMDgFZE my girfriend latest victim of disgusting bp oil spil

obama and his crack team of nsa crooks watching me shit: "sir, he's scooting backwards so his dick doesn't touch the rim" "Thuis guy's good"

i can confirm that the candid photos on Darknet of me eating a breakfast wrap are real. and i will issue an apology for the trouble i caused

i spend the majority of my computer time #Frowning

http://t.co/ht1ueoTuNI what hte fuck are you doing

a <DUMPSTER WITHIN A DUMPSTER>, once in a lifetime find, can be used as Armor or rolled down a steep incline to make A TON of noise

DOCTOR RIPS FAKE BLOOD APPARATUS FROM MY LEG DURING RED CROSS DONATION DRIVE, I HOOT AND HOLLER AND HOP INTO THE ESCAPE SEWER

(using a hand mirror to get a real good look at my Fucking balls) whoah!! im seeing double!

http://t.co/lLzKlr1s perfect

just me again reminding all of you seriousyl dumb motherfuckers to get your daily sperm count. some of you are walking around with weak cum.

Oh looks like people are "Too busy" to drop me a Like on some of my replies now. Guess I'll go lay in the road and get hit by CARS !!!

when it comes to eating things at restaurants i love the shit that is "Fresco"

http://i.imgur.com/vB8UL.jpg no

FURTHER MORe, any future tweet i make may now randomly be designated as a "Hell Tweet", meaning if you reply to it , you will be blocked,

im seated down, and Ready to get pissed off.........

*all horrors begotten by the desire of man flash before eyes* woha! this is awkward *the cries of millions suffering echo* Damn That's Weird

assault on liberty: the local farms have begun smearing dragon blood on their pig troughs to keep me away from them

film your wives you god damn morons. im paying top dollar for wife footage

http://bit.ly/aC0hVF vile footage exhumed from Apache Chief Geronimo's cursed grave

computer show me an animated picture of bugs bunny eating a huge watermelon in a way thats comical but not racist

" big-ears bastard ruins another opera after being flung off the balcony by marines "

i do not watch the snl show (Too crass) but i do enjoy reading the episode summaries that they put in the newspaper for some reason

from now on. i am calling everyone who is a dumb ass. "Anti- Intelligeance"

if i were police i would send bugs bunny and his shit pals to prison for violating the constitutional order of the united states of america.

#ReplaceBandNamesWithDad nutty professor 2 the klumps

projectile drooling: im the only person in the world who does this. doctors refuse to help me

for every animal you dont eat i will eat the grab and go yogurt gogurt,maddox said that and it owned, someone get that quote,someone please

i have been sitting in my computer chair repeating to myself the phrase "The god father of posts" for the past 9 hours .

DisgruntledStepSon

today; we are all Yale

one of the things you realize when becoming a genius in many aspects of life is that the world wide web. and the computer, is the same thing

http://t.co/tfAZeLa6

TYLER PERRY ----------> MONSANTO <----------- 666

Delighted to announce that the mental illness from being quarantined has caused me to develop an altaer-ego named "Mr. Simplepleasures"

http://t.co/50D8jZjEvP #NoFuck

your mission is to get laid on gmail. delete all other apps, do not talk to me until you fuck. your mission is to fuck and suck on gmail

update from the good time line‚ÄîBacion is legal to eat at work thanks to President Banksy in the whitehouse, now known as the star wars house

"brevity is the soul of SHIT" - the shit man

how many druglords do i have to take down to get dog the bounty hunter to unblock me after i threatened to breastfeed him or something

im sorry for getting bonnaroo 2015 cancelled b/c i used the hashtag to ask ppl to put teeth in my ass. but im Not sorry for defeating trolls

boys i need a full report on your Scalp Health by uhh 8pm or else ill go ape shit in the dms,

i jsut imagined a nude body and winded my self

i am interested ni "meme format". i am going to experiment in "meme format", to improve my page. http://t.co/UELlEWJlpo

iran suports team coco or what have you. goodnight

maybe when hte myth buster finally decide to tackle blood diamond slavery, maybe THEN ill bother to tivo their shitty show.

hm whats this? dropped a copy of my 263-page memoir "All Bi Myself" on the florr of this trendy teen cafe. dont have time to pick it up. l8r

yes trolls. unlike you, i have a brain. its called a " JOB "

does anyon know if robert mugabe have a twitter site

Kathleen Turner will star for director Herb Ross at MGM in the comedy feature "Cloak and Diaper,'' a Michael Lobell-Andrew Bergman productio

if the sting ray that killed steve irwin tried to kill me i would bust its ass and crumple it up like a newspaper

for the second time in november iit is now international mens day. Wow

wife put me in the dog house agauin for failing to get the blue checkmark... and people ask me why im mgtow pua...

some fucking Karen pooped in the elevator

if id known he was planning on using it to wipe his dogs shitty mouth i wouldve never allowed XenoMarcus to borrow my monogrammed neckbrace

AYE... THE OJ SIMPSON VERDICT IS SOMEWHAT SHIT , INNIT!!!!!!

you can put truck nuts on other things besides trucks idiot

the show, "Hee-Haw, " sucks mother fucking ass

university lost accreditation when nickelodeon slimed the dean, degree is useless, 200000 in debt & back in diapers, love getting ass kicked

jamie kennedy WILL be waterboarded at the spike tv VGAs in order to prove once and for all that it isnt torture and that iraqis are pu$$ys

Clean Ass , Clean Mind

ive beenn using Confidence and Self Esteem lately, to get unprecedented deals on discarded promotional displays at game stop

i want to be wearing google glass when i see my wife in her wedding dress fofr the very first time so i can turn it into a big dorito

it's that time of the year when my father sends me pictures of jails and tells me that i must learn to Respect a good barbecue dry rub

i have trained my two fat identical sons to sit outside of my office and protect my brain from mindfreaks by meditating intensely

kfc commercial idea: a man is trying to get into kfc but he is too small to reach the door handle. he tries and tries and nobody helps him

Thats what they do. They rile you up with nonsense posts just so they can call the cops on you and get you arrested. Its called "Intrapment"

surgury to become japanese. Surgeruy to become Japanese

requesting hand critiques. please be honest , but fair http://t.co/3vecQz6R6q

"calling out" magnetGirl77 for telling me that my dick looks like "a piece of fried calamari"

humbly Genuflecting myself before my girl followers, at the end of another red-letter sunday night on the comptuer

let me be very clear: i would rather attend a Pig's wedding than attempt to sift through the dumpster you people have made out of my dm box,

injecvting a shit ton of steroids and walking on the treadmill at 3mph

ill kick any ones ass who is a "BOOMER"

guys in a pizzeria fighting and busting the little parmesan shakers against the table to shiv each other with

my expert analysis wouuld indicate that each point on the dow jones = 1 job(s)

its time to destigmatize the Balls... and restigmatize the Ass

i bet half the people posting "Ah!" on here dont even realize its an acronym for "Acknowledged Heartily"

*gets booed at USO show for makig Diaper Jokes, calls all the troops Fuckers*

http://t.co/M7n5uOc3Ft

too much pressure from society saying we all got to learn how to self suck. iwill never self suck my dick and im unfollowing anyone who does

enjoying my "BEER O CLOCK" tshirt? yeah I got a whole hamper full of these badboys at home. you can come over & look at them all if you like

wfie chasing me with rolling pin because i changed my display name to "black Wolf" and put the Poly flag in there

ah ye,s its nigh time that the Lexus has attained Trending Topic status, there is no Finer car, "This Is Exceptional", Lexus. The car, Lexus

send me bedbug positivity links or Fuckoff

i offer my toilet to the mail man everyday. my toilets not good enough for the big important mailman apparently. mailman is a bad job anyway

im the only man to put on the CIA invented "Heart attack diaper" and live

A FRANKENSTEIN #illegalDogBreeds

burger king just did a $100 billion ad campaign to tell us theyre putting piss in the food now when i tell people that for free every day

fellas... you know i dont ask for much... but my fake US embassy in Ghana just got shut down and i dont know if i can make rent next month,