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Pretty sure it's hereditary. So yeah, they know.
And your mom likes huge dicks. I'm not talking shit, just, you know, science. | {
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You're either a fucking idiot or an alcoholic who regularly drives drunk. Neither should be commended.
Edit- My most downvoted comment ever and it's me being a drunken price! Thanks Reddit, it's an honor. | {
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Funny to think how your action probably influenced the life of these drug dealers there. Well they might have gotten caught eventually anyway, but imagine if they ever found out THIS is why they got busted. | {
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F lord, I hate this show. I opened this thread to reconfirm that. Success.
Edit: To the 12-year-old kid on here who loves Always Sunny so much that you had to go through several pages of my comment history and downvote everything: sticks and stones may break my bones, but I obviously don't give an F about karma. | {
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Everyone is impressed by record-holders. | {
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Took me a while to understand why Kate Winslet is considered attractive. After watching this, I STILL don't understand why Minnie Driver is considered attractive compared to other actresses. Is this like Anna Kendrick where the girl is plain-looking but everyone loves her because she played a role everyone fell in love with? | {
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If it makes you feel better, as a tall black guy I feel really weird when I'm walking behind a white girl going in the same direction, but it seems like I'm following her. Sometimes I'll just stand in place and check my phone to let her know I'm not a stalker, then resume walking once she's a good distance away
/weirdsocialthings | {
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This is completely unnecessary; she put plenty of proof in the post. | {
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Go sit in a corner for 35 years and think about what you've done. | {
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Yeah, it's instantly unfunny because its fake. Amirite? | {
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Probably compensating for the son he always wanted.
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Edit, 3 hours later: Holy crap, the replies guys, they're fucking excellent too! | {
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I was literally raised by Kangaroos. [This is a photo of my dad.](http://i.imgur.com/2pBhk.jpg) | {
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"Jack sparrow? You're about the worst pirate I've ever heard of"
"Ah, but you have heard of me" | {
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''its a repost of month ago
but i can say a friend of mine did it if thats what youre into'' | {
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Aw thank you so much. A little thing called "a pregnancy" got in the way of me and production. But I wish them all the best, and I'm sure the movie will be hysterical. | {
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Well yes, a tad:)
Who doesn't want karma?
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If you got reddit mold 50 times, it disabled every letter except M, P and H, so all people could say was MMPH! MMMPHH! MPH! | {
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If it wasn't for the tec9 they wouldn't even get to the finals. They won a lot of eco rounds with it. | {
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how do you feel about people who pronounce your name "wang butt" | {
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That's the sort of dog who should be gassed, personally. I don't know how they "destroy" dogs nowadays but a gassing would be good. | {
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Well, to be fair, it was the only card they could get approved for. | {
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Thank you. I fooled people into giving me internet points and the response is that I should *die*. This post is actually getting *upvoted* too. You people are great people indeed! | {
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Fucking Passion of The Christ got me on this one, i was like no way bro. | {
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Literally ever
EDIT: Unlike the captain of Costa Concordia, I am staying with this ship.
It was a pleasure serving with all of you. | {
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You stay the fuck away from me. | {
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>If she wouldn't have done it
WTF? Do you mean, "If she hadn't done it"? | {
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we found the "happily" married guy! | {
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stop using the f word for no reason stupid 1 year old | {
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Dried parts of a cow that had Parkinson's | {
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Hey wow, great comment. My daughter is 2, so you're either a pedo or just a fuckwit. My money is on both. | {
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"Yeah fuck that guy... wait a second" | {
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So technically not legally obtained. Just obtained due to milk mans lengthy negligence and without his consent. | {
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yeah its like you are able to get inside her and understand her. | {
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I used to show up again after any math/challenge, but then I took an arrow to the knee! | {
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Mm, urinal cakes.
EDIT: Thank you for the gold. I'm glad my potty humor can pay for server uptime. | {
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Fuck, you're retarded.
Don't you learn this shit in fucking 3rd grade? | {
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Steve Irwin died the way he lived - with animals in his heart! | {
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16 seater? pft, PC will have something that holds 30+ players.
edit: I see the console kids are awake and on this shitsub while the rest of my PC brothers are sleepin'.
edit 2: haters gonna hate, console < PC 4 life, grow up kiddies and you can build a PC like the big boys too.
edit 3: inbox closed, find another way to rage console fanboys. | {
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Yeah but they were just gonna "meet up for some kisses". | {
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There is already a bot that does this, karma whore | {
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Won't stop her from punishing you for being late for dinner. | {
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You sound like a strong, independent legbeard. | {
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SCANDINAVIA DOES TOO COUNT YOU CHEEKY TWAT! | {
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Thanks for the irrelevant comment about high school | {
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Yes, I play with myself. There, I said it. | {
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Cats and dogs are equally dumb, it seems. No wonder my pest exterminator friend said it's easy to lure the stray ones if you need to cull them. | {
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Elaborate on this cum box, please. | {
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Because prior art is a very gray area, and given you file the patent properly, there is no prior art. | {
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The great thing about sea monsters is that they're completely avoidable. Godzilla can come and fuck up a city, but you could stand on a beach and throw rocks at a sea monster and they couldn't do shit.
Also is Godzilla considered a sea monster? Cause if he is and he's reading this, I didn't mean that part about throwing rocks at sea monsters. | {
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Fucking christ my brain is fucking taking a shit.
**EDIT:** [Personal record for most downvoted comment.](http://fc01.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2010/348/8/6/i_ain__t_even_mad_by_terribleprincess-d34w0sy.jpg) | {
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I read that as Kate Upton and Wiz Khalifa at first and thought, "This man knows what he wants, even though it may be strange." | {
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This... is amazing, yet frightening. I'm in! | {
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I watched a Jet Li documentary once where he demonstrated how it was possible to kill your twin and absorb their power. | {
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You want someone murdered for denying your ability to play games online? Go fuck yourself, dude. | {
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Girl my arteries are so hard right now
*wink*
*breaks eye* | {
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http://i.qkme.me/35zpa3.jpg
Edit: Downvotes? WTF guys?
Buttfuck a goat you mouthbreathing neckbearded nigger cocksuckers. | {
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Six callers ahead of us, Jimmy! | {
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It mean's i'm not going to be quite? Because i know some of you from europe can get arrested for speech
Reading comprehension is great among historians tonight | {
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I seriously beat her into next Wednesday. I thought I was getting brownies.
**edit** There are too many people thinking that this was a serious comment. I didn't actually hit her for the joke. | {
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You're a fucking piece of trash. | {
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It is true. I have been the duck. | {
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No, I don't think he's even old enough to work yet, much less be in a position of management. | {
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Perfect. I've always wanted a Jaguar. All I have to do is stop wasting my money on these damn floors. | {
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> pick on someone who can't fight back.
God bless the US 2nd amendment. Anyone who tries to restrict it should be stripped of his U.S. citizenship. | {
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move her someplace she isn't pregnant then. | {
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Well, now he's dead, so his hair is not inhibited anymore since it takes about a year for it to decompose.
Edit: I apologize for saying wormfood - I forget that some people object to that word as it's associated with atheism, but it's still true that he has decomposed. | {
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"I don't know what you're implying but I'll do anything for this job" | {
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He didn't break the law...
**EDIT:**
SO APPARENTLY REDDIT DOESN'T UNDERSTAND SARCASM ANYMORE. I GET IT. TIL. SORRY EVERYONE. I'LL JUST GO AND SHOOT MYSELF IN THE HEAD NOW. AS I SHOULD, I MEAN, BEING THE SCUM OF THE EARTH THAT I AM AND ALL. BYE!
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I really hope it was "I'd put cream on your fajita as fast as a cheetah" | {
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Forsen is now officially the worst mannered HS pro player. I wonder why he did that. Oh wait, maybe to seek attention and to get more fanboys who pay him to roleplay a cool guy on stream? | {
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Likewise during the 2012 Olympics he tweeted something like "I think break-dancing should be an olympic sport lol" to which Frankie Boyle responded something like "How about mixed-gender boxing? You'd have a shot at the gold there mate."
**Edit** Found it!
http://www.tntmagazine.com/media/News/chrisbrowntweet.jpg
**Another edit** 2012 Olympics, not 2009 | {
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I recognise this from seddit.. Reddit has gone full circle on me. &#3232;\_&#3232;
Edit: Good lord. What the hell did I do? Thanks for a morning laugh, reddit. | {
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Thats not what she tells me.. | {
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I feel no pity for these murderers. A lot of them must be getting what's coming to them, I see these posts a lot these days. | {
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Where the fuck else do goldfish live? | {
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She lied that she never had a boyfriend before and never had a first kiss. Might not seem like a big deal to you but it is to me. It made me think she was so pure and innocent and that maybe one day I'll be her one and only boyfriend and never let her get hurt. | {
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The actual last words were:
>You be good, see you tomorrow. I love you.
These were the same words that the parrot would say every day when his owner left the lab.
http://content.time.com/time/magazine/article/0,9171,1661695,00.html | {
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In my free time I'm mainly with my family. that's a pretty strong bond.
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"Morning son, how's your wife?"
Dad, I'm five. | {
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I am against reposts. The likes of Mind_Virus, dummystupid, etc. Fuck 'em. I tineye'd and karma decay'd this before I posted.
Fuck you for not even checking.
**disclaimer: if it is, I did everything I could to prevent it**
edit: bolded text that was already there (and italicised) | {
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If the waiter would have brought them their check first they'd have been offended because it implied they wanted the black people to leave early, or that the black people were going to skip out on the bill. You can read almost anything into a situation you want if you try hard enough. | {
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Look man, I puked when I saw this. It's a fair warning to all. Besides, all hamplanets are grotesque hideous subhuman trash and any pic of them is instantly nsfw/nsfl. | {
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Although this Geico one has the right idea
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Why don't they wax, pubes are so disgusting. | {
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At least you know that the female urethra exists. The number of people out there who think women pee from their vaginas is too damn high. | {
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The better question is why would the masses downvote someone providing such awesome content? /: | {
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A FAMILY THAT FUCKS TOGETHER STUCKS TOGETHER. | {
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[COME AT ME BRO!](http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-rGd4zvJRidU/TtCmaj6v1_I/AAAAAAAACnY/bOQyUa3t_rA/s1600/come-at-me-bro.jpg) | {
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> I've friend zoned hotter women than you've ever banged.
-- Seth Green, possibly. | {
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And you, sir, keep riding that train back down into irrelevancy! We got that ring, brother! | {
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thankfully anyone who carries around a condom in their wallet never actually uses it. | {
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Its a sad day when it happens but that's what happens when American jobs are given to the chinese. They steal our jobs and leave people frustrated and stressed and those unemployed people end up acting out like this. The Chinese should pay restitution for this shooting as ultimately they are the cause. They want to ruin our country and look its already started. Its time for us to fight back. | {
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I watched it 10 times before I realized. I couldn't rap my head around what this was and why people were apparently giving their lives to the almighty rectangle.
Then I saw the one guy in jean shorts fly 30 feet in the air and realized there is no way people wear jean shorts. | {
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Ba-dum-shhhhut the fuck up
EDIT: Holy shit, I always wanted to take advantage of a trending post like this and write something inane, just to see how fast it gets downvoted. Didn't expect -13 in 2 minutes.
EDIT2: -35 in 13 minutes. Keep them coming.
EDIT3: -89 at 48 minutes. | {
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Sorry to hear your mom has cancer :( ~Live like u were dying!!~ .Donna | {
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BUT MOM, SHE STARTED IT | {
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First name Crap, last name Bag. | {
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I'm sorry I couldn't hear you over the karma train | {
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That's the mark of a master right there | {
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To me it is an indicator that they are wasting too much time exercising their bodies, therefore too little exercising their brains.
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