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You can't put your awkwardness with women all on your parents. At some point you have to take charge of your romantic life and avoid thinking that you have to seek the approval of anyone outside of your relationship/friendship with the girl.
EDIT: Gold?? Well, that's a great way to start off my new year. | {
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funniest fucking comment in the entire thread | {
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Your 'friend' sucks. | {
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people really love to exaggerate don't they? Players like Henry, Bergkamp, Scholes, Keane etc. were premier league greats. Gerrard was a good player and IMO he was not much more. | {
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Maybe he just loves chipotle. | {
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Yes, I'd much rather hump the woman on the left. He's still young though and I have much to teach him. | {
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Where do you get your weed bro | {
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I wasn't meant to be a threat. | {
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It's because everyone's genitals are pixelated right? | {
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I found it to be inane and baseless. A paltry attempt at humor. | {
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>A friend met him in an orgy
you mean the 38 year old Nazi-cokehead-heroin dealer your 17 year old friend met at an orgy wasn't a straight shooter?
EDIT: Thanks for the gold, valiant stranger | {
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btw then just dont be that guy ♥ | {
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Reminds of the office when they were giving sex ed advice:
"whats the Safest form of Safe Sex?"
"Condoms"
"No, actually Its abstinence"
"Oh, see I didn't realize we were doing trick questions. What's the safest way to go skiing? Don't ski."
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Basically this, also a quick google pretty much answers OP's question. | {
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By "coke" do you mean small children? | {
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Why are you encouraging his laziness? Let him search for it himself, at least it exercises his fingers if nothing else. | {
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> covering your naked body with vaseline and crawling around like a slug | {
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Please,don't.That would ruin my life...Please,don't, | {
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Does the carpet match the snakes? | {
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Thought about a career in HIV? Some good HIV to be had in porn. ATM expressway. | {
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26, and I still fucking go beastly on my stairs. Even when I get to the top, I'll continue on all fours. | {
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It is indeed a watch. | {
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it's a blood bath in here. i'm going to go home and hug my wife. | {
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I don't think there is any value in soliciting the opinions a largely talentless black man who has only ever received any attention because of the Affirmative Action in Obama's America. Mr Gryson would be well advised to explain why his opinions warrant our attention before giving them. | {
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That was a great Breaking Bad scene | {
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You'd overreact. The surprise isn't what makes a proposal special. The proposal is. But sure, get someone fired for a mistake that didn't hurt anybody. | {
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I DO THIS SHIT. I am such an asshole but that fucking bitch doesn't put the cap on and it gets all weird and shit.
-together for 5 years. | {
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See greenduch's reply elsewhere in this thread for a good explanation :3 | {
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anything less would be uncivilized | {
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If you really wanted to apologize you might want to delete the thread. Idk why but I take offense when people that might be newer to the sub make threads that have been around for a while and in which some of us older sub redditors actually contributed in and discussed. | {
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People puttin so much Cali bud into the air it be givin the clouds cotton mouth | {
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I'll wear whateva I wanna wear, fuq da hatas B)
err, I'll think about it next time ;)
No promises! | {
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Mom: "Shouldn't we buy a fish that's at least the same color?"
Dad: "Na, kid's aren't that bright."
Edit: I like apostrophe's OK! | {
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Damn, I wanted to be The Bear Jew. | {
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99.99% by population; not mass.
Edit: WHOA, GOLD!?!? Many thanks to my kind benefactors! I promise to pay it forward! | {
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Unfortunately, we do not allow donation posts here. I know that is not what this was when it started, so I don't fault you. But I had to remove it. It is still visible to anyone who posted here already, and following the link in bestof will still bring people here, but it will no longer be listed on the IAmA frontpage. Sorry. | {
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I, too, work at McDonald's.
*edit*
Holy fuck! Gold, on my birthday? Thanks everyone! | {
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But then they have double the amount of roaches.... | {
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Is that normal? I just use my hands and some shower gel.
Don't even own a flannel/ washcloth. | {
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Hijacking to tell you how shit this was.
Pay for a voice actor next time.
Edit: Read that it was just the animation you did. Good, because that was the only good part, keep it up. (You should be excited for the valve movie editor or whatever it's called they previewed last week.) | {
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I pretty much made that up. I have no idea :)
The grid fins are super important for landing with precision. The aerodynamic forces are way too strong for the nitrogen thrusters. In particular, achieving pitch trim is hopeless. Our atmosphere is like molasses at Mach 4! | {
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I feel guilty that i got a lot of upvotes in a comment about my grandfather dying yesterday. This should balance it out. DO YOUR WORST GUYS | {
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Awww you're like the mobsters who use their drug money to look after their families | {
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Yeah, everyone needs to take a chill pill. It's not that big of a deal lol | {
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It's just to use a phrase you remember for some reason. Mine, for instance, is a YouTube video. | {
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Doesn't sound very strong to me, the stupid cunt didn't even make 19. | {
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just about sums up my college career. | {
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Robb Stark dies at the end of season 3 of Game of Thrones | {
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her huge hands didnt even feel that huge anyways. | {
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Death warning would have been nice.
EDIT: My god, you sure are angry. A rebel post hit by a tank shell isn't necessarily manned, and I said a warning would've been nice, not I demand one or are terminally offended. But good thing you could slap someone with your dicks. Jesus. | {
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I like my women like I like my oval offices
No sign of Bush | {
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what if i told you
to shut the fuck up | {
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I have a 3in1 Epson printer. I cannot scan to file if there is no ink in the machine. I CANNOT *SCAN* IF THERE IS NO *INK* IN THE GODDAMN MACHINE!
There is a place in hell for the person who thought of that feature. | {
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fuck me? no fuck you! and i'm not your bro | {
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no, this is a megacolon:
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I wasnt saying your words were kiling her, i was saying you are the kind of shit human the world would be better off without. Werent you raised right? If you dont have something nice to say then shut the fuck up for ever and kill your self | {
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I'm kind of giddy and star struck, but I'm more completely at a loss that the guy that owns Tesla, the guy that owns a company that is putting a rocket into space tomorrow, just sent me a video of a cat riding a roomba chasing a duck. What just happened? I was having the worst day, and now everything seems alright. Heck yeah! | {
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I don't feel any pity for this man. I'm not sure if he deserved to die, but killing two people is fucked up. | {
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They didn't often survive?! | {
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They need to do way instain mother> who kill thier babbys. becuse these babby cant frigth back? it was on the news this mroing a mother in ar who had kill her three kids. they are taking the three babby back to new york too lady to rest my pary are with the father who lost his chirlden ; i am truley sorry for your lots
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Nice brag.
Anyone can divide by 10. But having NINE friends!?! Wow! | {
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unfortunately, yes.
but seriously, has someone posted this before?
**EDIT**: can someone provide an actual reason why anybody would bother downvoting that?
**EDIT**: was it the edit?
**EDIT**: it was the edit wasn't it
**EDIT**: omg my least succsesful post ever! keep it going guys! | {
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I'm the opposite.
One nuts bigger than the other? Cancer.
Sore throat won't go away? Cancer.
Stomach is upset? Cancer.
Someone asks my zodiac sign? Cancer.
It never ends. | {
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You mean Rooney, not soccer, right? | {
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Like Chihuahuas? Most definitely!
They have like 2 emotions: jealousy and vibrate. | {
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Had you wrote "haha" instead of "h4h4" i might have upvoted... this way, no. | {
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I can just imagine them sat round a computer in another room.
"Either this guy's fapping or we're gonna have to break out the plunger". | {
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> someone who was once an innocent child
Are you aware that description matches every single person in the world? | {
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"I've done a lot of porn" is the correct response | {
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I didn't think it needed a source since everybody knows cyanide and happiness, and it had been modified (although not by me) | {
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"Go the fuck up stairs before I break your fucking jaw" is also a great quote. | {
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yeah... suck his dick now like a good boy.
he pretty killed your post being on front page uh? | {
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Ahhhh the "I'd like to speak to your manager" haircut | {
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No, it was a joke. Get a sense of humor and don't comment on every post that you felt the need to.
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That made me laugh! Was her belly button sore afterward? | {
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Are you a nigger? Or a wet-hole? Or a walking-dick? Or a gringo? Or a kyke?
Why would you call him a midget?
Asshole | {
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HE'S SELLING CHOCOLATES!
Edit: Holy shit calm down you cockos. Gold? It wasn't that funny ya fucks.
Edit 2: Ha. Yeah, ya like that ya retards? | {
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Too bad Eazy E died of AIDS and his money was blown on hookers and crack. What's unbelievable is that we voted one of them into the highest office of the land. **SHUDDER** | {
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By home, you mean mama's house (lol). | {
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11/10 with rice
EDIT: [your downvotes dont affect me](http://treasure.diylol.com/uploads/post/image/510498/resized_palpatine-meme-generator-good-good-let-the-hate-flow-through-you-a2f669.jpg) | {
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Her panties probably dropped on the spot. | {
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Is down voting like up voting in this sub? Cause you have a great comment.
Edit: just wanted to thank you everyone for the love you are showing me. Fucking dicks. | {
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I'll buy it off you.
Edit: I once bought a cum box off some guy. | {
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Oh noes! The downvotes! However will I live with myself now! Oh woe is me! | {
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"You were supposed to come in on Saturday, what were you doing?"
"Michael, I did nothing. I did absolutely nothing, and it was everything that I thought it could be." | {
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u/Franco_DeMayo is a faggot! Downvote if you agree! | {
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You accidentally said 'and' instead of 'or'. | {
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I'm fully convinced you're either a troll or an emotional fanboy who needs to check his sodium levels. If you are real, it's pretty obvious you had no rebuttal for my argument so I advise you to learn how to argue. Did you also create a bunch of alts to downvote me too?
Edit: Oh man I just saw your post history. I know what type of person you are now. I'm clearly wasting my time. | {
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lots of ass questions. it is embarrassing to admit but this was my very first time | {
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The comment was supposed to be read as "you have very poor fashion taste" | {
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What if I'm too old to get grounded?
Edit; Thanks for the gold. | {
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Really? he deserved to die because he jumped onto some guy's car?
EDIT: This is my most downvoted comment ever, hah. I kind of wish there was a "I don't want comment replies from this comment in my inbox" button on comments you posted. I'm not going to delete this since I stand by what I said regardless of the downvotes but I keep getting my inbox spammed :( | {
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They may have asked the questions about kids and spouse to see how many people in your household. When you go back with your spouse, they will know that no one is home (if no kids or kids are in school). They rob your house. I suspect that this happen to my neighbor. They were at a time share seminar when there house was "randomly" broken into. | {
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MOMMMMYYYY!!!!! WAT ID DA APETOL SCIENCE HANDHEWD POLTOL DEVICE?????? GOO GOO!!!!
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Up to a month? So you're saying you wash your jeans every month? What are you, the queen of England? | {
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He loved slamming into the ground? | {
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I was sure you were going to say they were sleeping with each other. | {
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Because there is so much shadow you can't see **le** crappy parts of **le** costume | {
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Are you the guy who's been fucking my mom?! | {
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I used to upvote for page references... but then I took an arrow to the knee! | {
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