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Til being bi is inherently racist | Btw if anyone tells you the bisexual label is transphobic promptly kick them in the balls/clitoris | 196 | Create a reply for the following comment |
INFO: What does she want? | She is scared about quitting but she says she hates the job. She doesnt want to deal with them being passive aggressive and rude for the month of notice. She is also worried about the money. | AmItheAsshole | Create a reply for the following comment |
I am expecting it to be extremely hard. Simply because everytime I ask people about Souls titles, they say they're ridiculously difficult, to the point where a lot of people quit playing. Most people say you either love it or you hate it.
I love a challenge though. I think I'll like it. | Keep an open mind and allow yourself to learn. Some of it may be trial and error but once you pass through an area or defeat a boss it’s such a satisfying relief. The theme is great if you love horror and I won’t ruin anything but the game isn’t what it appears to be. Have fun!! | AskReddit | Create a reply for the following comment |
So 15 felonies over the span of 10 years of tax evasion gets 5 months. What a great deal | Pays to be rich. | news | Create a reply for the following comment |
I'm more amused by the fact that they think pointing guns at their webcam will accomplish anything. | It wont they do it just for fun | Unexpected | Create a reply for the following comment |
and he still has a job | Gives us all hope. | CFB | Create a reply for the following comment |
That's right, buddy. You show that turd who's boss. | They’re always trying to steal me lucky charms! | AskReddit | Create a reply for the following comment |
New fetish unlocked | /r/samespecies
NSFW! | Whatcouldgowrong | Create a reply for the following comment |
He amk yap hatta çakmak gazı çek amk | çınnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn | KGBTR | Create a reply for the following comment |
Was playing a paladin, party decided to go murder hobo. DM asked numerous times if this was the path they wanted to go. Party voted yes, and since my character was lawful good, he left the party. DM had me reroll a character to continue running with the group.
A few sessions later (a couple years in game time), the murder hobos were ambushed by my old character (DM cleared the idea with me first) who shows up leading a holy crusade against us (apparently Sir ThrowitawayDave kept busy and made new friends) and we get slaughtered. DM ends the session with "there's a blinding flash... and you find yourself back in the chamber. It seems as if the gods have shown you what to expect if you continue down this road to ruin.." and the next session we pick up the plot, me back in my old paladin. | OK that's fucking DOPE | dndmemes | Create a reply for the following comment |
>> Former Trump Org. CFO Allen Weisselberg has just been sentenced to five months in jail for his role in the company's sweeping 15-year tax fraud scheme.
5 months? | White collar criminals always get off easy | neoliberal | Create a reply for the following comment |
Is this a sub for fans of the Neoliberal Podcast | No that's r/neoconNWO | neoliberal | Create a reply for the following comment |
Is this a sub for fans of the Neoliberal Podcast | No, I have **NEVER LISTENED TO A** single episode 🐊 | neoliberal | Create a reply for the following comment |
Is this a sub for fans of the Neoliberal Podcast | ARE THERE ANY 🤣🤭😃😂😁😹😆😸🤭🤭
Holy shit I'm funny | neoliberal | Create a reply for the following comment |
I think this deserves just a tad bit of detail,
“he bought a plane ticket to Poland and went on a "Nazi" killing spree, which was ended quickly when he found out that the war had already ended in 1949.” | oh | 196 | Create a reply for the following comment |
Lol my wife told me she wasnt ticklish and i ended up finding a spot she didnt know about and she peed herself. Our puppy was so confused uz i just disciplined for peeing on the carpet and she did it right after and just tilted her head like wtf | I mean that's fair. Double standard. | AskReddit | Create a reply for the following comment |
I mean, to his credit, we did a number of woodworking projects together. I'm still pissed that he essentially designed and made both of my award winning pinewood derby cards with very little input from me. He was pissed when we were disqualified from a race because the wheels were in-set on the wooden block, despite there being no rule against this. /r/raisedbynarcissists calling or something, guess I should check that sub out seeing all the suggestions to it on this thread. | Ctazy how some people just have normal parents they're friends with or whatever huh, it seems so alien | pics | Create a reply for the following comment |
Fr. That’d be like saying buttussy | *boyussy | 196 | Create a reply for the following comment |
Gresham/Claudio. Gresham came out with none of his usual gimmicks and was poorly trying to hide a pouting face. | This was the immediate one I thought of | SquaredCircle | Create a reply for the following comment |
Matt Ryan and it's not particularly close. | I don’t know, Mike Vick was something very special. | nfl | Create a reply for the following comment |
Any title match with pre-Christianity Shawn Michaels or Sasha Banks. Both definitely just went through the motions on their entrance if losing.
Chris Jericho tells a story in his second book about hissing at Shelton Benjamin over him making it too obvious he was gonna win the IC title. | At the Taboo Tuesday Match didn't it say neither of them knew who was going to win until the match started then the ref got the word in the earpiece. | SquaredCircle | Create a reply for the following comment |
I do this exact same dance after sitting for 45 minutes on the toilet and turn around to see that I indeed did poop, it didn't just feel like it. | Kind of the same here but my wife wouldn't celebrate...women ! | interestingasfuck | Create a reply for the following comment |
Mike Brown | correct! that mic is named mike and that fish is vaguely brown if you squint! | baseball | Create a reply for the following comment |
With preemies the really think in 2 ages as crazy as it seems. Actual age which is hoe long they've been in the world and adjusted age which is actual age minus how early the baby was born. This little dude is still in negative time | I see! I’m assuming that’s also for tracking their development as well? | FundieSnarkUncensored | Create a reply for the following comment |
Oh shit lmao | Oh no I missed it! | AskReddit | Create a reply for the following comment |
Steady +0.25% increases from
Fidelity are definitely new. I dare shorts to drop it to $16 again, will be looking at 50% shares outstanding DRS by summer | Concur | Superstonk | Create a reply for the following comment |
Hey, look at him, having a gf and all... | And at 3am. | funny | Create a reply for the following comment |
Got a ring too. | Yup, I feel no pity for him. Dude's got a great life, he can retire any time he wants to. | nfl | Create a reply for the following comment |
Or used any of the Canadian cash she made while living there for many years. | I didn't think of that! Or hear about the royal family while living in CaNaDa 🇨🇦
Considering England's monarch is Canada's monarch! Woooo! 🤯🤣 | SaintMeghanMarkle | Create a reply for the following comment |
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if you want it done right you sometimes have to do it yourself. | shitposting | Create a reply for the following comment |
Heard a good term today: "academically racist".
Context was describing a song that was considered racist based on original lyrics as understood in their historical context.
So the song is considered racist, but it takes a good bit of research to make sense of why, hence "academically racist" .
Imo, still real, but not a high priority racism. | That makes a lot of sense tbh. Like when someone is engaging in bigoted tropes without realizing it? | neoliberal | Create a reply for the following comment |
I’ll still always trust Giannis more in the post season. | giannis game 6 finals > any embiid performance | nba | Create a reply for the following comment |
Have they abandoned all pretense of opsec? | Occam's razor
Either this was done by an idiot or sabotage | worldnews | Create a reply for the following comment |
The people of Iran agree, and say any assistance is welcome. They hate this regime more than anyone else because they are torturing and executing civilians. | Agreed. That is why I singled out their stupid and corrupt government and military and didn’t extend that to Iranians more broadly.
As for Russians, I kind of feel obliged to lump them in with their government’s lot. | ukraine | Create a reply for the following comment |
Why is she still posting photos from New Orleans? I thought she promised she was done with all her cajun dumps | NOt a VaCAtiON tho | TeenMomOGandTeenMom2 | Create a reply for the following comment |
Like Moskva. It was unsinkable (On purpose). And what did happen? :D | Ahem. Russian warship | ukraine | Create a reply for the following comment |
I just clicked on Emis stream… she’s not alone :) | Funny how Asmon and Soda are though, right? I guess you missed the “less” part in my comment | LivestreamFail | Create a reply for the following comment |
It was a disgrace of a defensive performance sadly. The amount of space in that CDM area was absurd | I saw Odegaard getting mad at him at the end but was it really that bad? I didn't feel our CBs were particularly exposed - most of the threats in the 2nd half came down the wings. The couple times they actually got shots away at the edge of the box actually both came from the left, where Xhaka should've been blocking... | Gunners | Create a reply for the following comment |
That’s pretty awesome hahaha😂 Rip though | The collection started in 95. So some of the chicks on the cards are pretty old by now. | interestingasfuck | Create a reply for the following comment |
Hi I'm Kenny Rogers | And this is the bat catching trick with muh teeth! | funny | Create a reply for the following comment |
I think Ballo is one of my favorite players in a long time... probably since Tj Mcconnell | And Ira Lee! | CollegeBasketball | Create a reply for the following comment |
Oh no I missed it! | “That’s the point of bars, go to a club” or something. I’ve already forgotten | AskReddit | Create a reply for the following comment |
That's a terrible stat line and "it's not even close" | If Embiid was actually good he would’ve put up 50/20/10/5/5 | nba | Create a reply for the following comment |
That's still not many. It's 4 things. I really doubt you haven't done 4 problematic things in your life. I know I have.
I see why ignorance is problematic, what I don't see is how trying to make her out to have publicly said some racist shit is doing anything at all.
I literally said you don't have to make someone out to be _worse_ than they are. | Yeah i draw the line on calling men accused of
Child molestation empowering to women. Be better. | Fauxmoi | Create a reply for the following comment |
My urine is telling me I'm really dehydrated even though I don't feel it otherwise. Drank a pint of water before bed. Will harm my sleep but I'd like to get on top of my hydration | Might be diet if you just have loads of vitamins or whatever | neoliberal | Create a reply for the following comment |
My urine is telling me I'm really dehydrated even though I don't feel it otherwise. Drank a pint of water before bed. Will harm my sleep but I'd like to get on top of my hydration | 👆 water addict | neoliberal | Create a reply for the following comment |
Blazebinder is honestly pretty easy if the healer and dps stay between her and the fire. | Well sure, just about any fight is pretty easy if you do it right. | wow | Create a reply for the following comment |
Who the fuck is taking Embiid over Giannis? | This subreddit | nba | Create a reply for the following comment |
You're talking as if Philly didn't also concede 120 points today.
We'll be back | Their defensive abilities aren’t on the same planet. It’s never been debatable. If Embiid was benched as for a defensive substitution in a critical moment of a big game like Jokic it would be the biggest story of the year.
Jokic is a great player, but the defense is a liability and it’s half the game and given zero consideration until someone bring up some meaningless advanced metrics defense. | nba | Create a reply for the following comment |
i like u | Me too 🚀 | BBBY | Create a reply for the following comment |
X collabs a lot doesn’t he? I always see him playing with his buds in different games. Yeah, Asmon’s friend’s past is questionable for sure | Let me borrow this quote. "90% of the time I have no idea what the fuck Im talking about". Im just an idiot talking shit. U kinda are right about the fact that x's "collabs" more cuz he plays with Jesseh, Dizzy, giig and them. So yeah u right | LivestreamFail | Create a reply for the following comment |
I’m biased but having a HOF QB for 30 straight years is pretty crazy. I was born in 1995 so it’s literally all I know lol | didn’t realize it was 30 straight. holy fuck. | nfl | Create a reply for the following comment |
Restaurants and kitchens all over the country manage food allergy restrictions literally every day. They do not fully reset all the surfaces and change clothes every time a customer walks in the door with an allergy. All the kitchens I worked in took great care in preparing dishes when an allergy was brought to our attention. A friend of mine has severe nut and avocado allergy. When we go out, she lets the server know and is not under any illusion that the entire kitchen is going to be completely reset because of her allergies, that's insane. She simply asks that those ingredients not touch her plate. Any chef or cook knows to wash their hands before starting to prepare these dishes and use clean pans, utensils, clean part of the grill if necessary etc, which shouldn't tack on costs and doesn't take that much time. Almost two decades of experience in this industry and it's never been an issue. | There have been whole investigations into the poor handling of food allergies at restaurants because people assume that the allergy is mild or made up and a little cross contamination won’t kill someone. Most kitchens are guilt of it and should not be trusted to do a full allergy protocol. | AmItheAsshole | Create a reply for the following comment |
I'd call the hotel and withdraw the payment. Then she knows you know. | Wonder if I can do that. | TrueOffMyChest | Create a reply for the following comment |
Rucchin, IIRC, was that rare hockey player who made the NHL after playing Canadian university hockey.
He was a good center for those two. | Rucchin was highly underrated. He also suffered a bunch of injuries in his prime.
Would love to see this line wreak havoc in todays NHL. | hockey | Create a reply for the following comment |
Ahem. Russian warship | Russian warship fucked itself.
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Russian warship fucked itself.
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So probably shouldnt ask them to break the pasta in half before cooking | Depends, if you wanna be broken in half like said pasta. | funny | Create a reply for the following comment |
👆 water addict | 😔 it's true | neoliberal | Create a reply for the following comment |
Oh. Wow. Cold water blast to the tender part. That'll wake you up huh? | It does indeed.
I also haven't purchased the pressure regulator that is sold separately, but I desperately need it. I use about 10% of the "power" dial before it gets to be too much pressure and hurt. | mildlyinfuriating | Create a reply for the following comment |
Had a friend work at Spencer’s Gifts back in college. She said a woman came in one day and bought four different vibrators. She tried to return three of them a few days later because “they didn’t feel right.” And was then very upset they denied the returns. | Her mistake was she didn’t say they didn’t work 🤣 | mildlyinteresting | Create a reply for the following comment |
People can rub a pregnant woman’s belly and say “good job”. If this post were true, that means people should do the same for men. | \*tickles ur nuts* good job | terriblefacebookmemes | Create a reply for the following comment |
Sadly insurance claims aren't revenue. Most likely it'll be on non operating part of the income statement
Edit: or maybe just a balance sheet transaction | Wrinkle brain with the DD! DRS is the only way | Superstonk | Create a reply for the following comment |
> a Republican who argued canceling student debt is unfair and would harm the state by making it harder to recruit lawyers through the Public Service Loan Forgiveness (PSLF) program.
So maybe pay your public service employees better? ¯\\\_(ツ)_/¯
Also, I'm going to go out on a limb and say most lawyers getting into public service are carrying more than $20k in student debt, so I bet you'll still have takers. | Hey that’s me! Debt relief would be nice, but $20k is far from enough, so I’m still doing PSLF. | politics | Create a reply for the following comment |
She looks like a toad! | Umbridge wants her face and bitch shtick back | HilariaBaldwin | Create a reply for the following comment |
Considering the post title says the dude was drunk the van could’ve been purposely preventing the car from passing since he was probly driving erratically before he even got right up behind him
I’m not saying that any car is in the “right” but some people here think the van was refusing to let him pass for no reason or just to be a dick lol | And in doing so he endangered himself, the alleged drunk driver, and the truck driver.
Pretty stupid decision in my opinion | Whatcouldgowrong | Create a reply for the following comment |
Yes I am, but I noticed the birds are starting to sing more and it's still light at half past four. It's getting there. | Yeah. Just waiting to spot the first daffodil now. | CasualUK | Create a reply for the following comment |
Küçükken bende böyle sürekli zorbalanırdım sanırsam hayatımın en kötü yıllarıydı | Geçmiş olsun dostum | KGBTR | Create a reply for the following comment |
Bella. And it’s not close. | Agreed. I do think Bella is the most talented model out of them but she's not on the same level of the original supers | popculturechat | Create a reply for the following comment |
Did you stone those tights? | My smile is beautiful | rupaulsdragrace | Create a reply for the following comment |
One of my dogs despite being 3 still occupied poops in the house. That's my biggest usage of them.
. | Cat barf. Enough said. | FundieSnarkUncensored | Create a reply for the following comment |
Fuck I'm old | It's a fair question even if you lived through it, which I did. But I don't remember many things from over 20 years ago in much detail.
From what I recall though to answer OPs question is that the main story was still kurt Warner and the Rams, and them subsequently choking | nfl | Create a reply for the following comment |
Maddy Morphosis is…? | The first gay contestant! | rupaulsdragrace | Create a reply for the following comment |
I know, right?! I remember seeing one of those 'how many more kids do you plan on having' posts from Goodings where she said "as many as God gives us" and thinking *lady just shut up, doctors and science are giving you these babies* 😂 Really rubs me the wrong way. | It's like Karissa thanking God for healing Anthym (I think) from the sepsis she only got due to her parents' neglect. That wasn't Jesus, that was science and highly trained medical staff. | FundieSnarkUncensored | Create a reply for the following comment |
The true evil is hasbro not wizard though. Wizard got ruined by the takeover | Power Word (Agree). | dndmemes | Create a reply for the following comment |
That really it is abnormal in most other western countries. | Ok, but they're american not other western countries. Like ocean covers 70% of the planet, but it's not normal for me to be underwater. | PublicFreakout | Create a reply for the following comment |
That’s kinda the point of irony OP is trying to make. Even though Gina was defended by right wingers and attacked by left wingers for those remarks, some brain dead people are calling her new movie woke because she’s a strong female or something. | Clown world is real | PoliticalCompassMemes | Create a reply for the following comment |
thats why people like destiny, because he can defend social justice without having to put on clown shoes and trying to walk on eggshells with them. he just puts on the clown hair only. | this is actually a good take... if you're being sarcastic and it's lost on me you can kill me on thursday my cat has a vet appointment on wednesday | LivestreamFail | Create a reply for the following comment |
I'd say it's about the same. Relatively-speaking because football wasn't hyped 24 hours a day back then though. | Media wasn’t the same. We didn’t have this sub and an endless array of tweets flashed in our face. | nfl | Create a reply for the following comment |
We must’ve read the comments at wildly different times. Every one I saw was essentially just like “damn you accidentally made me sad lol.” | Getting sad over a person that does not exist lol | PoliticalCompassMemes | Create a reply for the following comment |
WAIT? Are migraines his disability? | Migraines and fibro myalgia he said. I'm not here to say he isn't disabled as I don't know much about the condition, but he 100% isn't seeing his kids enough. | AmItheAsshole | Create a reply for the following comment |
What did they do? | Got so pissed that people were coming around to take pictures and stuff that they remodeled the entire house, removing the iconic features of the building such as the eye-like windows. | funny | Create a reply for the following comment |
I don't think so, maybe its a pyro weapon, theres a lot of burns | That would make more sense | shitposting | Create a reply for the following comment |
By candlelight. | That you spent all day making. | technology | Create a reply for the following comment |
And people like me who would just read it as fast as they could to get it over with | this was me | Damnthatsinteresting | Create a reply for the following comment |
Geçmiş olsun dostum | Saol kgb aslanı | KGBTR | Create a reply for the following comment |
We deserve a top 5 pick or some random trade for a star, seriously nothing positive ever comes out from us recently. | What you Wizard fans really deserve is a better owner and a GM who doesn’t suck. Then the good moves follow.
You don’t want to squander a top 5 pick due to incompetence. It would be like this situation with Rui but worse. | nba | Create a reply for the following comment |
This chick gonna have a rough life from now on lol | Pornstar. She will be fine. | HolUp | Create a reply for the following comment |
Mrs | Thicc | baseball | Create a reply for the following comment |
Maybe this is a silly question, but would this mean a bunch of people watched episode 2 who didn't watch episode 1? | People probably streamed the 1st episode on a later day then decided to tune in live for ep 2 | television | Create a reply for the following comment |
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Bak kardeşim bunu atıyorsun ve sonra BUM bütün ilgi sende. Konu kilit🤠 | celal sengorun konusmasi galiba attigimda bu ne der ne diyim | KGBTR | Create a reply for the following comment |
That would make more sense | Its a warcrime to use pyro, since most active personel operates against terrorist, this is likely to happen | shitposting | Create a reply for the following comment |
Fuck the vet wants us to do an MRI for Milo to make sure it’s not a brain tumor that’s making her more aggressive lately
Between this and Dingo’s surgery on Friday I’m having a not so great start to the year when it comes to my dogs health | Poor doggos 🥺💕
🔫😤pay tax tho | neoliberal | Create a reply for the following comment |
Fuck the vet wants us to do an MRI for Milo to make sure it’s not a brain tumor that’s making her more aggressive lately
Between this and Dingo’s surgery on Friday I’m having a not so great start to the year when it comes to my dogs health | 🫂
Hoping for the best. | neoliberal | Create a reply for the following comment |
So you're saying crime pays. Got it | And not liking goyim apparently | Superstonk | Create a reply for the following comment |
Astralis was death by a thousand cuts, where they were just bled dry by outplay following outplay. Fnatic got hit over the head with a sledgehammer 5 minutes into the game. | Yeah, and after we watched the fnatic vitality game from Saturday, they *can* play well. I’d say fnatic actually looked better than vitality that game, up until that baron throw where they lost the game. But they *are* a decent team, just losing off of single dumb plays that are easy to just… not do. | leagueoflegends | Create a reply for the following comment |
Mine is working fine, did a transfer of 140 share two weeks ago.
What do you mean you have DRSd for a ‘number of people’ that sounds shady…?
Folk should have their own accounts and be DRSing them themselves | It means I help them and show them the process, while they sit besides me. | Superstonk | Create a reply for the following comment |
looking forward to seeing all the Panthers pretend to not like him out of principle until he starts winning | Saints would bankrupt us to trade for him. Would be dumb AF. | nfl | Create a reply for the following comment |
More 4X games should go just absolutely nuts with technology in the late/endgame like Stellaris does. Lategame Civilization would be so much more interesting if they were more creative with the future era technologies | I haven’t tried it, but the Gigastructures mod for stellaris goes hard. Megastructures made of solar systems
Once I get a computer that wouldn’t set fire, I’ll try it | neoliberal | Create a reply for the following comment |
Agreed. I do think Bella is the most talented model out of them but she's not on the same level of the original supers | Oh I agree with this 100% actually. The past supermodels just had a cool fun vibe that is like…not attainable now it feels like | popculturechat | Create a reply for the following comment |