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Petunia: Where you belong. |
Petunia: This is what you'll going to be wearing, when I finish dyeing it. |
Harry: That's Dudley's old uniform. |
Harry: It'll fit me like bits of old elephant skin. |
Petunia: It'll fit you well enough. |
Petunia: Go get the post. Go! |
Vernon: Marge is ill. Ate a funny whelk. |
Dudley: Dad, look! Harry's got a letter! |
Harry: Hey, give it back! It's mine! |
Vernon: Yours? Who'd be writing to you? |
Vernon: No more mail through this letterbox. |
Petunia: Have a lovely day at the office, dear. |
Vernon: Shoo! Go on. |
Vernon: Fine day, Sunday. |
Vernon: In my opinion, best day of the week. |
Vernon: Why is that, Dudley? |
Harry: Because there's no post on Sundays? |
Vernon: Right you are, Harry! |
Vernon: No post on Sunday. |
Vernon: No blasted letters today! No, sir. |
Vernon: Not one single bloody letter. Not one! |
Vernon: No, sir, not one blasted, miserable... |
Dudley: Stop it! |
Dudley: Mummy, what's happening? |
Vernon: Give me that! |
Vernon: Give me that letter! |
Harry: Get off! |
Harry: They're my letters! |
Harry: Let go of me! |
Vernon: That's it! |
Vernon: We're going away! |
Vernon: Far away, where they can't find us! |
Dudley: Daddy's gone mad, hasn't he? |
Harry: Make a wish, Harry. |
Vernon: Who's there? |
Hagrid: Sorry about that. |
Vernon: I demand that you leave at once, Sir! |
Vernon: You are breaking and entering! |
Hagrid: Dry up, Dursley, you great prune. |
Hagrid: Mind, I haven't seen you since you was a baby, Harry. |
Hagrid: But you're a bit more along than I would have expected. |
Hagrid: Particularly 'round the middle. |
Dudley: I'm not Harry. |
Harry: I am. |
Hagrid: Well, of course you are. |
Hagrid: Got something for you. |
Hagrid: Afraid I might have sat on it at somepoint, but I imagine it'll taste fine just the same. |
Hagrid: Baked it myself, words and all. |
Harry: Thank you. |
Hagrid: It's not every day that your young man turns 11, now is it? |
Harry: Excuse me, who are you? |
Hagrid: Rubeus Hagrid, Keeper of Keys and Grounds at Hogwarts. |
Hagrid: Of course, you know all about Hogwarts. |
Harry: Sorry, no. |
Hagrid: No? Blimey, Harry, didn't you ever wonder where your mum and dad learned it all? |
Harry: Learnt what? |
Hagrid: You're a wizard, Harry. |
Harry: I'm a what? |
Hagrid: A wizard. |
Hagrid: And a thumping good one, I'd wager, once you're trained up little. |
Harry: No, you've made a mistake. |
Harry: I mean...l can't be a wizard. |
Harry: I mean, I'm just Harry. |
Harry: Just Harry. |
Hagrid: Well, Just Harry, did you ever make anything happen? |
Hagrid: Anything you couldn't explain, when you were angry or scared? |
Harry: Dear Mr. Potter, |
Harry: "We are pleased to inform you that you have been accepted at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.""" |
Vernon: He will not be going there! |
Vernon: We swore when we took him in we'd put a stop to all this rubbish. |
Harry: You knew? |
Harry: You knew all along and you never told me? |
Petunia: Of course we knew. |
Petunia: How could you not be? |
Petunia: My perfect sister being who she was. |
Petunia: My mother and father were so proud the day she got her letter. |
Petunia: We have a witch in the family. |
Petunia: "Isn't it wonderful?""" |
Petunia: I was the only one to see her for what she was. |
Petunia: A freak! |
Petunia: Then she met that Potter, and then she had you... |
Petunia: and I knew you would be the same. |
Petunia: Just as strange, just as abnormal. |
Petunia: And then, if you please, she went and got herself blown up! |
Petunia: And we got landed with you. |
Harry: Blown up? |
Harry: You told me my parents died in a car crash. |
Hagrid: A car crash? |
Hagrid: A car crash killed Lily and James Potter? |
Petunia: We had to say something. |
Hagrid: It's an outrage! |
Hagrid: It's a scandal! |
Vernon: He'll not be going. |
Hagrid: Oh, and I suppose a great Muggle like yourself's going to stop him, are you? |
Harry: Muggle? |
Hagrid: Non-magic folk. |
Hagrid: This boy's had his name down ever since he were born. |
Hagrid: He's going to the finest school of witchcraft and wizardry in the world and... |
Hagrid: he'll be under the finest headmaster that Hogwarts has ever seen, Albus Dumbledore. |
Vernon: I will not pay to have some crackpot old fool teach him magic tricks. |