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Be painted by Van Gogh

Be painted by Da Vinci

Run 26 miles

Swim 5 miles

Your partner have a homosexual affair

Your partner have a heterosexual affair

Have a Pepsi

Have a Coke

Watch only dramas for the rest of your life

Watch only comedies for the rest of your life

Burn to death

Drown

Have two penises

Have four testicles

Watch your favorite movie on repeat for a full day

Watch Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist once

Live until 80 in poverty

Live until 40 in riches

Be stabbed in the stomach 10 times

Be shot in both kneecaps

Be Wilma Flintstone

Be Velma from the Scooby Doo mystery gang

Have no tongue

Have no teeth

Be John Lennon

Be Paul McCartney

Be famous in this lifetime

Go down in the history books

Be topless all the time

Be pantless all the time

Lose your preferred hand

Lose your preferred foot

Dance like Michael Jackson

Sing like Freddie Mercury

Have a stomach ache

Have a headache

Give a speech to the whole nation

Have to sleep with tarantulas on your bed

Be a centaur

Be a mermaid/man

Have a child in 7th grade and raise it

Never have kids/adopt

Have to sleep 3 hours everyday

Have to sleep 15 hours everyday

Snort one crushed up Altoid Mint (spearmint)

Take a shot (1.5 oz.) of Tabasco Sauce

Be a cat

Be a dog

Be deaf and have no legs

Be blind and have no arms

Be in jail for a year

Live in complete isolation in the mountains for a year

String your opponent along for the entire fight

Crush them from the beginning

Speak every language except the language of the country you're currently in

Speak only the language of the country you're in, but know the meaning of every single word in that language

Have your hands switched for Dustpans

Be sweating jam instead of sweat

Have no hands

Have a naked fat guy stalking you at all times

Be Chev Chelios from Crank

Be The Transporter

Fight Jackie Chan

Fight Jet Li

Be Batman

Be Superman

Be telekinetic

Be telepathic

Always be hot

Always be cold

Be a prostitute

Only have sex with prostitutes

Be horribly and hopelessly depressed

Have inescapable overwhelming anxiety

Become a superhero

Become a supervillian

Be hung by a noose

Be decapitated by a guillotine

Have two sets of twins

Quadruplets

Lose your front teeth in a skateboarding accident

Break your hands on a bike

Live in Boston

Live in New York City

See how or what created civilization

See how or what ends civilization

Eat Lay's Potato Chips

Eat Pringles

Be into beastilality

Be a necrophiliac

Drink hard liquor

Drink beer

Live without your cell phone

Live without your iPod

Be a rock star

Be a movie star

Kick your grandmother in the ovaries

Lick your grandfathers belly button

Be infertile

Have a child that passes away before age 5

Steal an elderly woman's purse

Tell 10 orphans that Christmas is cancelled

Have loved and lost

Never loved at all

Eat fruit

Eat vegetables

Be the first killed in a group

Be the last killed in a group

Bang 3 midgets simultaneously

Bang an 800 pound partner

Spend a year alone in a deep sea submarine

Spend a year alone in a space station

Make out with your cousin

Wear cutoff shorts your whole life, never taking them off

Have hair covering your entire body

Be completely bald

Have 50% of your body burned

100% of your body tattooed

Shotgun a beer

Funnel a beer

Have sex only once in your life with the sexiest person alive?

Have sex many times with ugly people for the rest of your life?

Be blind

Be dumb

Punch a pilgrim

Eat an avocado

Be black in a white neighborhood

Be white in a black neighborhood

Be Matt Damon

Be Ben Affleck

Be able to only speak in lolspeak

Be able to only type in 1337 speak

Drive 200 miles well over the legal drunken limit

Drive 200 miles after being awake for 72 hours straight

Only be able to laugh at blonde jokes

Not be able to understand sarcasm

Die from hypothermia (cold)

Die from hyperthermia (heat)

Be a contestant on Wheel of Fortune

Be a contestant on Jeopardy

Hook up with an ugly person in the privacy of your own room

Hook up with a beautiful person as 20 of your friends and family watch

Save Abraham Lincoln

Save J.F.K

Stop showering

Stop brushing your teeth.

Get breast implants

Get butt implants

Live an average life and be forgotten in time

Go down in history for something terrible

Travel the world confined to a wheelchair

Spend your whole life in the same 200 miles radius

Be invincible

Be invisible

Have a high salary in a job you hate

Have a low salary in a job you love

Always tell the truth

Always lie

Have all fingernails and toenails removed quickly

Deep papercuts on the webbing between each finger and toe slowly

Win the World Series

Win the Superbowl

Not know how to read

Not know how to write

Spend a day in the Sahara Desert

Spend a day in the North Pole

Be 4 feet tall

Be 10 feet tall

Be caught at home watching Sex and the City by yourself

Be caught in a bar with a pink martini in hand

Be unable to experience sadness

Be unable to experience anger

Wear high heels

Wear a dress

Stare at the sun for 2 minutes

Drink a liter of scalding water

Go to heaven or hell

Be reborn into a better/worse life

No alcohol at all for the rest of your life

Drink grain alcohol only

Raise a family with Samuel L. Jackson

Raise a family with Vin Diesel

Only be able to laugh at violently racist jokes

Only be able to laugh at intricate Star Trek jokes

Have a giant birthmark covering 78% of your face

Have a two foot tail

Watch The Sandlot

Watch The Goonies

Not be able to taste

Not be able to smell

Get an Atomic Wedgie

Get a Swirly

Live in a treehouse

Live in a floating boathouse

Have paparazzi follow you around

Reveal a different secret about yourself in a weekly newspaper column

Be a genius in a world of unintelligent people

Be unintelligent in a world of geniuses

Be able to fly

Be able to breathe underwater