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Be credited with the invention of the wheel
219,267
Be credited with the invention of the Internet
1,398,003
Never be able to leave your native country
942,712
Never be able to drive
697,977
Go throughout your life never once having any sort of sexual experience
154,729
Have a horrifying STI
95,970
Always be overdressed
1,154,109
Always be underdressed
498,002
Win an Oscar
565,363
Win the Nobel Prize
1,094,926
Be Cinderella
356,284
Be Ariel
575,922
Only be able to whisper
1,178,936
Only be able to shout
476,924
Be in a car accident that kills only you
1,424,907
Be responsible for a car accident where you live but your five closest friends and family die
192,825
Have a lisp
1,006,007
Have a lazy eye
547,155
Have extreme narcolepsy
688,515
Have a bad case of Tourette's
721,051
Be a Slytherin
410,382
Be a Gryffindor
1,116,274
Be attractive, but get punched in the face every morning
1,237,500
Be ugly
431,017
Be the head chef on a luxury cruise liner
626,976
Be the head chef in the White House
937,802
Get B's and C's at an Ivy League school
443,870
Get A's at a standard university
1,144,330
Get $20,000 worth of jewelry
625,499
Get $10,000 worth of electronics
1,047,537
Live in a nudist colony
1,206,897
Live with the Amish
371,070
Live in ancient Greece
1,223,293
Live in ancient Egypt
390,815
Have Pokemon be real
813,909
Superheroes exist
875,637
Skydive
1,223,977
Bungie Jump
406,476
Be bald everywhere
922,616
Be Albino
663,433
Wear an eyepatch
1,261,053
Have a peg leg
329,721
Be a nerd
992,114
Be a jock
647,666
Be an excellent singer
1,017,578
Be a superb writer
621,703
Skittles
872,252
M&M's
797,880
Have a Monster Truck
916,955
Have a chariot with horses
676,400
Be an elephant
1,053,422
Be a mouse
581,344
Watch LOST
626,954
Watch The Office
889,775
Live to be 200 in colonial times
397,524
Live a normal lifespan modern day
1,136,976
Only have sex with the gender you are not attracted to
96,096
Be Celibate
155,771
Have a lightsaber
1,082,338
Have a helper monkey
611,447
Date Topanga from Boy Meets World
304,250
Date Pam from The Office
444,418
Have a large painting of yourself
531,190
Have a life size sculpture of yourself
1,083,110
Be Rosa Parks
793,955
Be Harriet Tubman
533,599
Have a 1st Edition Holographic Charizard
868,917
Get $20
732,585
Skip Summer
540,334
Skip Winter
1,130,702
Be Gonzo
259,136
Be The Cookie Monster
1,220,285
Be the home maker
391,602
Be the bread winner
477,979
Be Super Grover
796,966
Be Quail Man
394,789
Be photographed naked
194,194
Be photographed doing hard drugs
79,586
Only eat
900,302
Only drink
748,186
Win the lottery
1,082,880
Live twice as long
592,839
Be a Jedi
1,145,746
Be a Sith
399,568
Get caught cheating
491,427
Catch your partner cheating
1,088,357
Perform petty thievery for a living
522,802
Perform grand larceny for a living
840,819
Watch Batman (1989)
389,031
Watch The Dark Knight (2008)
1,194,413
Be a famous rapper
1,006,964
Be a notorious mobster
554,023
Attempt to survive a computer uprising (Terminator)
525,327
Attempt to survive a zombie outbreak (Dawn of the Dead)
995,446
Have the ability to teleport
834,119
Be able to time travel
821,363
Live in the past
476,284
Live in the future
1,159,763
Be allergic to peanut butter
1,341,197
Be allergic to chocolate
285,309
Be a sports star
808,826
Be a celebrated academic
746,162
Be rich
1,297,722
Be famous
364,681
Be a Vampire
781,110
Be a Werewolf
819,589
Make one adult video per week
147,346
Work a full time job
129,901
Always look 8 months pregnant
117,355
Always have a black eye
835,784
Have knee length hair
851,244
Have a 1 foot tall mohawk
693,913
Be Emo
674,597
Be Gothic
838,182
Be attractive and poor
916,112
Be ugly and rich
702,375
Be loved
1,347,176
Be feared
291,040
Have an uncontrollable itch that attacks at sporradic times
732,992
Always have chapped lips
727,418
Always be sweating
358,390
Always appear shivering cold
1,204,976
Be known as a drug dealer
894,329
Be known as a liar
676,870
Be a hawk
1,076,691
Be a shark
534,866
Stop using YouTube
299,587
Stop using Facebook
1,353,005
Fight in the Civil War
646,585
Fight in the Revolutionary War
805,665
Go on a magic carpet ride with Jasmine
649,801
Take Cinderella to the ball
267,419
Be Napoleon
573,896
Be Julius Caesar
907,685
Hang out with Pooh Bear
680,350
Hang out with Baloo from the Jungle Book
825,462
Eat a five course meal in front of 10 starving children
557,222
Steal the bucket from 5 salvation army Santas
945,083
Play a game of one on one with Michael Jordan
1,050,542
Play a game of one on one with Kobe Bryant
365,199
Only speak in questions
442,938
Only speak in movie quotes
1,147,927
Only dance the charleston
595,736
Only dance the macarena
814,707
Be blackout drunk at your daughter's graduation
77,377
Be completely high at your son's wedding
187,221
Be called out for stupidity
363,329
Admit stupidity
1,167,240
Only listen to The Beatles
903,562
Only listen to The Rolling Stones
575,362
Have your blood sucked by a vampire
1,378,969
Have your brain eaten by a zombie
191,859
Be the first person to walk on Mars via a one-way trip
563,311
Never travel to space
1,002,245
Actually have to laugh out loud every time you type LOL, haha, lmao, etc
803,455
Always have to replicate the face of any emoticon you use
733,147
Have your elbow joints facing the opposite direction
812,355
Have you knees facing backwards.
618,473
Be hunted by Jack Bauer
566,540
Be hunted by Jason Bourne
716,393
Always know when people are lying
922,304
Always get away with lying
685,934
Be a horse jockey
395,582
Be a NASCAR driver
1,078,257
Eat only human remains for the rest of your life
748,151
Starve to death
795,765
Play a game of Quidditch
773,894
Take a field trip with Ms. Frizzle
675,332
Be known as a racist
549,218
Be known as a sexist
974,147
Be a spouse of a polygamist
606,749
Never have a relationship last longer than 2 years
757,089
Die on The Hindenburg
628,740
Die on The Titanic
845,776
Have a British accent
991,783
Have an Australian accent
615,289
Take the Cinnamon Challenge
853,769
Take the Gallon Challenge
579,819
Make out with Gollum
332,945
Hook up with Beetlejuice (from the movie)
417,728
Only use Windows
1,222,595
Only use Macintosh
318,486
Speak in only ebonics
477,701
Understand no slang whatsoever
890,464
Only read romance novels
724,654
Only read textbooks
779,536
Be a graphic designer
863,363
Be an architect
666,707
Spend a day with Taylor Swift
770,249
Spend a day with Beyonce
770,462
Have an incredibly nice car
820,375
Own a personal helicopter
770,263
Constantly stumble when walking
885,807
Constantly studder when speaking
600,593
Always have bad hair
1,260,026
Always have bad teeth
288,782
Be a heavy smoker
442,611
Be a heavy drinker
1,054,351
Have amazing sex twice a month
261,780
Have bad sex every day
27,130