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Be credited with the invention of the wheel | 219,267 | Be credited with the invention of the Internet | 1,398,003 |
Never be able to leave your native country | 942,712 | Never be able to drive | 697,977 |
Go throughout your life never once having any sort of sexual experience | 154,729 | Have a horrifying STI | 95,970 |
Always be overdressed | 1,154,109 | Always be underdressed | 498,002 |
Win an Oscar | 565,363 | Win the Nobel Prize | 1,094,926 |
Be Cinderella | 356,284 | Be Ariel | 575,922 |
Only be able to whisper | 1,178,936 | Only be able to shout | 476,924 |
Be in a car accident that kills only you | 1,424,907 | Be responsible for a car accident where you live but your five closest friends and family die | 192,825 |
Have a lisp | 1,006,007 | Have a lazy eye | 547,155 |
Have extreme narcolepsy | 688,515 | Have a bad case of Tourette's | 721,051 |
Be a Slytherin | 410,382 | Be a Gryffindor | 1,116,274 |
Be attractive, but get punched in the face every morning | 1,237,500 | Be ugly | 431,017 |
Be the head chef on a luxury cruise liner | 626,976 | Be the head chef in the White House | 937,802 |
Get B's and C's at an Ivy League school | 443,870 | Get A's at a standard university | 1,144,330 |
Get $20,000 worth of jewelry | 625,499 | Get $10,000 worth of electronics | 1,047,537 |
Live in a nudist colony | 1,206,897 | Live with the Amish | 371,070 |
Live in ancient Greece | 1,223,293 | Live in ancient Egypt | 390,815 |
Have Pokemon be real | 813,909 | Superheroes exist | 875,637 |
Skydive | 1,223,977 | Bungie Jump | 406,476 |
Be bald everywhere | 922,616 | Be Albino | 663,433 |
Wear an eyepatch | 1,261,053 | Have a peg leg | 329,721 |
Be a nerd | 992,114 | Be a jock | 647,666 |
Be an excellent singer | 1,017,578 | Be a superb writer | 621,703 |
Skittles | 872,252 | M&M's | 797,880 |
Have a Monster Truck | 916,955 | Have a chariot with horses | 676,400 |
Be an elephant | 1,053,422 | Be a mouse | 581,344 |
Watch LOST | 626,954 | Watch The Office | 889,775 |
Live to be 200 in colonial times | 397,524 | Live a normal lifespan modern day | 1,136,976 |
Only have sex with the gender you are not attracted to | 96,096 | Be Celibate | 155,771 |
Have a lightsaber | 1,082,338 | Have a helper monkey | 611,447 |
Date Topanga from Boy Meets World | 304,250 | Date Pam from The Office | 444,418 |
Have a large painting of yourself | 531,190 | Have a life size sculpture of yourself | 1,083,110 |
Be Rosa Parks | 793,955 | Be Harriet Tubman | 533,599 |
Have a 1st Edition Holographic Charizard | 868,917 | Get $20 | 732,585 |
Skip Summer | 540,334 | Skip Winter | 1,130,702 |
Be Gonzo | 259,136 | Be The Cookie Monster | 1,220,285 |
Be the home maker | 391,602 | Be the bread winner | 477,979 |
Be Super Grover | 796,966 | Be Quail Man | 394,789 |
Be photographed naked | 194,194 | Be photographed doing hard drugs | 79,586 |
Only eat | 900,302 | Only drink | 748,186 |
Win the lottery | 1,082,880 | Live twice as long | 592,839 |
Be a Jedi | 1,145,746 | Be a Sith | 399,568 |
Get caught cheating | 491,427 | Catch your partner cheating | 1,088,357 |
Perform petty thievery for a living | 522,802 | Perform grand larceny for a living | 840,819 |
Watch Batman (1989) | 389,031 | Watch The Dark Knight (2008) | 1,194,413 |
Be a famous rapper | 1,006,964 | Be a notorious mobster | 554,023 |
Attempt to survive a computer uprising (Terminator) | 525,327 | Attempt to survive a zombie outbreak (Dawn of the Dead) | 995,446 |
Have the ability to teleport | 834,119 | Be able to time travel | 821,363 |
Live in the past | 476,284 | Live in the future | 1,159,763 |
Be allergic to peanut butter | 1,341,197 | Be allergic to chocolate | 285,309 |
Be a sports star | 808,826 | Be a celebrated academic | 746,162 |
Be rich | 1,297,722 | Be famous | 364,681 |
Be a Vampire | 781,110 | Be a Werewolf | 819,589 |
Make one adult video per week | 147,346 | Work a full time job | 129,901 |
Always look 8 months pregnant | 117,355 | Always have a black eye | 835,784 |
Have knee length hair | 851,244 | Have a 1 foot tall mohawk | 693,913 |
Be Emo | 674,597 | Be Gothic | 838,182 |
Be attractive and poor | 916,112 | Be ugly and rich | 702,375 |
Be loved | 1,347,176 | Be feared | 291,040 |
Have an uncontrollable itch that attacks at sporradic times | 732,992 | Always have chapped lips | 727,418 |
Always be sweating | 358,390 | Always appear shivering cold | 1,204,976 |
Be known as a drug dealer | 894,329 | Be known as a liar | 676,870 |
Be a hawk | 1,076,691 | Be a shark | 534,866 |
Stop using YouTube | 299,587 | Stop using Facebook | 1,353,005 |
Fight in the Civil War | 646,585 | Fight in the Revolutionary War | 805,665 |
Go on a magic carpet ride with Jasmine | 649,801 | Take Cinderella to the ball | 267,419 |
Be Napoleon | 573,896 | Be Julius Caesar | 907,685 |
Hang out with Pooh Bear | 680,350 | Hang out with Baloo from the Jungle Book | 825,462 |
Eat a five course meal in front of 10 starving children | 557,222 | Steal the bucket from 5 salvation army Santas | 945,083 |
Play a game of one on one with Michael Jordan | 1,050,542 | Play a game of one on one with Kobe Bryant | 365,199 |
Only speak in questions | 442,938 | Only speak in movie quotes | 1,147,927 |
Only dance the charleston | 595,736 | Only dance the macarena | 814,707 |
Be blackout drunk at your daughter's graduation | 77,377 | Be completely high at your son's wedding | 187,221 |
Be called out for stupidity | 363,329 | Admit stupidity | 1,167,240 |
Only listen to The Beatles | 903,562 | Only listen to The Rolling Stones | 575,362 |
Have your blood sucked by a vampire | 1,378,969 | Have your brain eaten by a zombie | 191,859 |
Be the first person to walk on Mars via a one-way trip | 563,311 | Never travel to space | 1,002,245 |
Actually have to laugh out loud every time you type LOL, haha, lmao, etc | 803,455 | Always have to replicate the face of any emoticon you use | 733,147 |
Have your elbow joints facing the opposite direction | 812,355 | Have you knees facing backwards. | 618,473 |
Be hunted by Jack Bauer | 566,540 | Be hunted by Jason Bourne | 716,393 |
Always know when people are lying | 922,304 | Always get away with lying | 685,934 |
Be a horse jockey | 395,582 | Be a NASCAR driver | 1,078,257 |
Eat only human remains for the rest of your life | 748,151 | Starve to death | 795,765 |
Play a game of Quidditch | 773,894 | Take a field trip with Ms. Frizzle | 675,332 |
Be known as a racist | 549,218 | Be known as a sexist | 974,147 |
Be a spouse of a polygamist | 606,749 | Never have a relationship last longer than 2 years | 757,089 |
Die on The Hindenburg | 628,740 | Die on The Titanic | 845,776 |
Have a British accent | 991,783 | Have an Australian accent | 615,289 |
Take the Cinnamon Challenge | 853,769 | Take the Gallon Challenge | 579,819 |
Make out with Gollum | 332,945 | Hook up with Beetlejuice (from the movie) | 417,728 |
Only use Windows | 1,222,595 | Only use Macintosh | 318,486 |
Speak in only ebonics | 477,701 | Understand no slang whatsoever | 890,464 |
Only read romance novels | 724,654 | Only read textbooks | 779,536 |
Be a graphic designer | 863,363 | Be an architect | 666,707 |
Spend a day with Taylor Swift | 770,249 | Spend a day with Beyonce | 770,462 |
Have an incredibly nice car | 820,375 | Own a personal helicopter | 770,263 |
Constantly stumble when walking | 885,807 | Constantly studder when speaking | 600,593 |
Always have bad hair | 1,260,026 | Always have bad teeth | 288,782 |
Be a heavy smoker | 442,611 | Be a heavy drinker | 1,054,351 |
Have amazing sex twice a month | 261,780 | Have bad sex every day | 27,130 |