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13fppa4 | Dr Pepper strawberry and cream | 0 | False | false | 1 | 1 | 2023-05-12 19:29:04 |
13fppa4 | Dr. Pepper! | 0 | False | false | 1 | 0 | 2023-05-12 19:44:02 |
13fppa4 | Dr. Pepper. Cherry Pepsi is a close runner-up, though. | 0 | False | false | 1 | 0 | 2023-05-12 19:45:46 |
13fppa4 | just classic coke. Im basic like that. | 0 | False | false | 1 | 0 | 2023-05-12 19:49:09 |
13fppa4 | Redbull | 0 | False | false | 1 | 0 | 2023-05-12 20:04:43 |
13fppa4 | Diet Coke, specifically from McDonald's. Iykyk | 0 | False | false | 1 | 0 | 2023-05-12 20:22:37 |
13fppa4 | Diet coke with bourbon | 0 | False | false | 1 | 0 | 2023-05-12 20:23:56 |
13fppa4 | Diet Dew | 0 | False | false | 1 | 0 | 2023-05-12 21:31:47 |
13fppa4 | Monster nitrous | 0 | False | false | 1 | 0 | 2023-05-12 21:32:14 |
13fppa4 | Pepsi | 0 | False | false | 1 | 0 | 2023-05-12 21:40:49 |
13fppa4 | Guarana, cotuba to be more specific | 0 | False | false | 1 | 0 | 2023-05-12 21:58:03 |
13fppa4 | Fresca | 0 | False | false | 1 | 0 | 2023-05-12 23:16:31 |
13fpowu | Never say the q word - quiet, that is. | 0 | False | false | 2 | 0 | 2023-05-12 19:25:10 |
13fpowu | In my profession, these rules are based around certain sayings. Here's what they really mean.
"Pray on it" = think over it
"I'll pray for you" = Largely on context, but if said in a catty tone it means "Fuck you you fucking fuck." If said with sincerity with empathy, then it means "You're not alone. I worry with you."
"Tithe"= Weekly subscription rate to the church staff used to keep the church staff afloat. In small churches, it's essential for operating budgets. In large churches, not so much.
"Offering" = Any giving to the church that is over your weekly subscription rate to the church. This includes volunteer hours.
"Church" = congregation. It has less to do with the church building and more to do with the operational ongoing of the ministry itself. Anything included with this phrase is largely contextual, but in a common term, it means the congregation and operations of Ministries.
"Pastor" = office held, does not have to be ordained to hold this title, but it often assumed whoever holds this office is ordained.
"Clergy" = ordained by the congregation or denomination, see also "Elder," "Deacon," "Priest," and "Bishop."
Also, depending on the church environment, unspoken rules are often determined in meetings, ratified by church leadership, and never talked about again. | 0 | False | false | 2 | 0 | 2023-05-12 19:33:58 |
13fpowu | Don’t throw you’re fellow appliance repair workers under the bus. | 0 | False | false | 1 | 0 | 2023-05-12 21:32:57 |
13fpose | Upcoming internship? | 0 | False | false | 1 | 0 | 2023-05-12 21:07:48 |
13fporw | Junk. | 0 | False | false | 1 | 0 | 2023-05-12 19:27:03 |
13fporw | Basically anything. | 0 | False | false | 1 | 0 | 2023-05-12 19:28:18 |
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13fpo1o | wow, such empty | 0 | False | false | 3 | 0 | 2023-05-12 21:14:59 |
13fpno8 | A girl that died because of being forced to drink liters of water. It is a horrible way to go, all under peer pressure. | 0 | False | false | 1 | 0 | 2023-05-12 20:14:01 |
13fpno8 | Snipe hunting is funny. Bunch of enlisted sitting around talking about going Saturday. New guy gets interested. Tell him to be at the flagpole Saturday morning in his skivvies with his rifle. Fucking dumbass showed up lol | 0 | False | false | 1 | 0 | 2023-05-12 20:27:24 |
13fpnni | Immediately. But she had a nice ass. | 0 | False | false | 1 | 0 | 2023-05-12 20:04:43 |
13fpm7g | McDonalds | 0 | False | false | 4 | 0 | 2023-05-12 19:19:05 |
13fpm7g | If literally unlimited, a restaurant to feed homeless families.
If talking bidness'......
An Indian Thai place with a kick a$$ desert menu of ice cream and other treats to relieve the spiced up pallet. | 0 | False | false | 3 | 0 | 2023-05-12 19:24:07 |
13fpm7g | Well a friend of mine had this idea to open a coffee shop that constantly played classic horror movies. I could see it doing extremely well. Though it would undoubtedly attract a lot of society douchey teenagers | 0 | False | false | 2 | 1 | 2023-05-12 19:22:19 |
13fpm7g | Ability to output high turnover of product at low margins. Prime example is Subway. So, Subway. | 0 | False | false | 2 | 0 | 2023-05-12 19:23:06 |
13fpm7g | Vegetarian, but not “hippie food.” | 0 | False | false | 2 | 0 | 2023-05-12 19:28:30 |
13fpm7g | You wouldn't like anything I could cook. I can open up cans of soup.
So, cold cans of soup I open for you? | 0 | False | false | 2 | 0 | 2023-05-12 19:35:23 |
13fpm7g | I would love to serve people foods like this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9zs6z5CePYM | 0 | False | false | 0 | 0 | 2023-05-12 19:20:36 |
13fpm7g | Self cleaning ball pit | 0 | False | false | 1 | 0 | 2023-05-12 19:34:23 |
13fpm7g | It would be tiny, and I would skim a fuck ton of money off the unlimited money well | 0 | False | false | 1 | 0 | 2023-05-12 19:39:24 |
13fpm7g | Buffet-type thing. No stressed chefs, no customers getting nitpicky about shit, just a giant open salad cart but the entire restaurant. Chefs keep the food coming, customers eat. Prices are based on plate sizes/number of plates.
One turbo-strict policy is that messy gluttons get kicked out. I've heard too many horror stories from all you can eat-buffet workers about disgusting customers who are basically like that fat lady boss fight from Dead Rising 3. You do that shit, you're gone. | 0 | False | false | 1 | 0 | 2023-05-12 20:19:05 |
13fpm7g | Five Guys | 0 | False | false | 1 | 0 | 2023-05-12 21:41:55 |
13fplz9 | I commonly ponder the indifference of the universe to my actions and wonder what motivates the ultra rich to continually amass more wealth just to amass more wealth.
I would like more than I have but also know that 200,000k a year would give me pretty much everything I could possibly need and most things I want. | 0 | False | false | 0 | 0 | 2023-05-12 19:41:00 |
13fplz9 | Does Monica Lewinsky really give good 🤪 | 0 | False | false | 1 | 0 | 2023-05-12 19:19:54 |
13fplz9 | When you dispose of something, it has to go somewhere, whether it ends up in a garbage dump, bottom of the ocean, or is incinerated. So what happened to the shirt I was wearing on July 12, 1980? Is it sitting under 30 feet of clay in a garbage dump somewhere? Was it incinerated with tons of other garbage and become some kind of ash in the atmosphere? Where is that shirt today? How about the shoes George Washington was wearing on the 8th day of his presidency? | 0 | False | false | 1 | 0 | 2023-05-12 19:44:36 |
13fplbo | Buy more lottery tickets.
If one ticket gets a load of money, just think how much a load of tickets would get.
Pretty solid investment. | 0 | False | false | 17 | 1 | 2023-05-12 20:03:50 |
13fplbo | 1. Hire lawyer specializing in finance.
2. Hire tax planner.
3. Set up LLC or blind trust depending on advice from 1, and 2.
4. Borrow $100,000 on a 3 mth note basis.
5. Wait 3 mth.
6. Collect.
PS: Assuming it is a large amount like Powerball. Obviously if I win $500, I just go collect it. | 0 | False | false | 25 | 0 | 2023-05-12 19:47:20 |
13fplbo | I really just need to get a car. I'd probably buy a nice Honda civic for myself. | 0 | False | false | 11 | 4 | 2023-05-12 19:21:29 |
13fplbo | I would love to not tell my wife right away, just go around paying everything off and when she does the bills that month she'd either freak out and/or call me into the room. I would just casually say "I thought I told you, we won the lottery"! The look on her face would be priceless just before she hit me. | 0 | False | false | 10 | 1 | 2023-05-12 20:58:04 |
13fplbo | Hire a lawyer to protect me from the people who show up either claiming it's their ticket or that I promised to give them half. | 0 | False | false | 31 | 2 | 2023-05-12 19:18:48 |
13fplbo | Buy a house and car | 0 | False | false | 5 | 0 | 2023-05-12 19:22:45 |
13fplbo | Buy a commercial property and turn it into the most badass medieval themed board game hang out there ever was | 0 | False | false | 5 | 1 | 2023-05-12 19:58:03 |
13fplbo | Once the funds are claimed.
I will call my husband's old boss and tell him we are renovating the restrooms at his bar. They are terrible, the patrons deserve better bathrooms. \*not really but I have joked for years that is what I would do if I won the big one. | 0 | False | false | 5 | 0 | 2023-05-12 21:01:48 |
13fplbo | Stock up local shelters, food cupboards & schools with feminine hygiene products. | 0 | False | false | 5 | 0 | 2023-05-12 21:41:27 |
13fplbo | The first thing I'd do is keep my mouth shut. The first thing I'd do with the money is hire a reputable lawyer and get in touch with a financial advisor who knows about this type of thing. | 0 | False | false | 5 | 0 | 2023-05-12 22:49:22 |
13fplbo | Probably just pay off most of my debts replace some broken things that have been broken for a while and save the rest to pay for a few years of rent or just buy a small house | 0 | False | false | 4 | 0 | 2023-05-12 20:02:56 |
13fplbo | 1) NOT make any major life changes, quit my job, buy a fancy car, etc for AT LEAST 6 months!
2) Write my SSN on the ticket, take a picture of it & place it in a safety deposit box.
3) Begin interviewing lawyers for the best way to collect while protecting my privacy & gather recommendations for financial planners, etc.
4) Follow the advice of the lawyer & financial planners I've hired to cleanly collect the money & put it to work for me.
5) Probably pay off my mortgage & begin long term life planning with my wife. I suspect both of us would chose to remain employed, but perhaps changing where & how much we work over time.
The outcome of 5 would likely include moving up the execution of existing plans, like buying a bigger house... but may change where we look, if my wife choses to change jobs, etc.
The end goal's of all of this are:
A) Keep the knowledge of our windfall from everyone other then myself & my spouse, and maybe a few VERY close family members that we both agreed to inform.
B) Set ourselves up for a lifetime of financial independence, living off the interest of our winings & NOT doing the typical spending spree to bankruptcy most windfall winners end up doing.
C) Begin to plan out how to give some of the wealth away to friends and family, anonymously, while limiting any sense of obligation, shame or envy. | 0 | False | false | 4 | 0 | 2023-05-12 22:13:17 |
13fplbo | Pay off mortgage, car loans, any outstanding bills. Then the investing begins. | 0 | False | false | 3 | 0 | 2023-05-12 20:40:54 |
13fplbo | [I'd read this, top to bottom.](https://www.reddit.com/r/copypasta/comments/tdck6e/congrats_youve_won_the_lottery/) And probably follow the advice. Probably. | 0 | False | false | 3 | 1 | 2023-05-12 20:43:17 |
13fplbo | Financial advisor and lawyer immediately. | 0 | False | false | 3 | 0 | 2023-05-12 22:05:39 |
13fplbo | Get lunch. | 0 | False | false | 5 | 1 | 2023-05-12 19:18:07 |
13fplbo | buy a house. I'm sick of renting and being unable to save for a house due to the cost of rent. | 0 | False | false | 4 | 4 | 2023-05-12 19:18:51 |
13fplbo | I'd go straight to a dealership and buy a brand new car. | 0 | False | false | 2 | 0 | 2023-05-12 19:23:41 |
13fplbo | Wipe my arse with it and never buy TP again. | 0 | False | false | 2 | 0 | 2023-05-12 19:31:21 |
13fplbo | Buy a new car! | 0 | False | false | 2 | 1 | 2023-05-12 19:36:10 |
13fplbo | Pay all debts and taxes. | 0 | False | false | 2 | 1 | 2023-05-12 19:51:53 |
13fplbo | Depends on how much money it is. | 0 | False | false | 2 | 0 | 2023-05-12 20:21:43 |
13fplbo | Buy expensive life saving drugs and give them away to kids who need it. | 0 | False | false | 2 | 0 | 2023-05-12 20:34:00 |
13fplbo | Goodbye debt | 0 | False | false | 2 | 0 | 2023-05-12 20:34:45 |
13fplbo | First, pay off mortgage, then find a good financial adviser on how to invest the money. | 0 | False | false | 2 | 0 | 2023-05-12 20:49:16 |
13fplbo | get healthcare | 0 | False | false | 2 | 0 | 2023-05-12 20:53:28 |
13fplbo | Set aside whatever I'm going to have to pay in taxes | 0 | False | false | 2 | 0 | 2023-05-12 21:07:26 |
13fplbo | Hire a lawyer and a financial advisor. | 0 | False | false | 2 | 0 | 2023-05-12 21:31:56 |
13fplbo | Invest/safe half, probably gift money to friends and family | 0 | False | false | 2 | 0 | 2023-05-12 21:59:41 |
13fplbo | After hiring an attorney and an accountant to help me claim the money and deposit my money into whatever accounts would be best, I’m buying a house outright (my area I can find a nice decent house for sub $200,000), then I’m going on a shopping spree for my 2 children (4 and 5 years old)
I’m going to furnish their room(s) in my new house with nice beds + dressers + tv + toys + pictures for the wall. I’m going to get fun jungle gym type toys for the back yard for them to play on. I’m going to find a reputable dog breeder and buy a family dog and one or two cats for my boys to play with. I’m buying them nice new clothes as well. Finally, I’m putting a percentage aside for them for college and a bit extra to use to help get them on their feet in a career.
Once my children’s lives are financially taken care of, I’m buying a new family car and new car seats/booster seats. I’m buying a new personal “mid-life crisis” car. And I’m paying off the debts that my soon-to-be-ex-wife’s built up while we were together. I’m paying off my parents-in-laws debts so they can start off fresh (they’ve brought me into their home during the most vulnerable time in my life and expect nothing in return). I’m paying off my biological parents debts (they’ve done more for me than I’ll ever be able to repay them for and if I win the lottery then I’m taking away the biggest thing that causes them stress).
The rest of the money goes into savings to live off the interest, and various investments that I’d choose after speaking with multiple consultants. | 0 | False | false | 2 | 0 | 2023-05-12 22:08:57 |
13fplbo | Two chicks at the same time | 0 | False | false | 2 | 0 | 2023-05-12 22:25:51 |
13fplbo | Disappear. | 0 | False | false | 2 | 0 | 2023-05-12 22:56:46 |
13fplbo | Pay a good lawyer to help me figure out the best way to deal with a large sum of money. | 0 | False | false | 2 | 0 | 2023-05-12 22:59:56 |
13fplbo | Disappear. On my new boat. | 0 | False | false | 2 | 0 | 2023-05-13 00:08:07 |
13fplbo | Bank it | 0 | False | false | 3 | 0 | 2023-05-12 19:25:41 |
13fplbo | 1. Hire lawyer
2. Pay off all my student loan debt
3. Renovate my house | 0 | False | false | 5 | 0 | 2023-05-12 19:21:02 |
13fplbo | Hire a legal team to protect myself and my assets. | 0 | False | false | 2 | 0 | 2023-05-12 19:19:13 |
13fplbo | Buy Gold and Guns (lots of Guns) | 0 | False | false | 2 | 0 | 2023-05-12 19:20:21 |
13fplbo | Put it in the bank. | 0 | False | false | 0 | 0 | 2023-05-12 19:32:47 |
13fplbo | Figure out what to do with it/split it | 0 | False | false | 0 | 0 | 2023-05-12 19:41:22 |
13fplbo | Buy a house, put the rest in the bank because interest rates are high, treat the interest as a "salary" until it goes down, then switch to a permanent portfolio. | 0 | False | false | 0 | 0 | 2023-05-12 20:12:59 |
13fplbo | considering buying a house. | 0 | False | false | 1 | 0 | 2023-05-12 19:20:37 |
13fplbo | But a car. Then drive it to find a financial planner and/or lawyer. | 0 | False | false | 1 | 0 | 2023-05-12 19:38:15 |
13fplbo | Spoiling my family and friends | 0 | False | false | 1 | 0 | 2023-05-12 20:08:08 |
13fplbo | Get a lawyer. Skip town. Etc. | 0 | False | false | 1 | 0 | 2023-05-12 20:46:04 |
13fplbo | Bugatti Chiron | 0 | False | false | 1 | 1 | 2023-05-12 20:55:24 |
13fplbo | Buy a huge garage and fill it with cars that I like. | 0 | False | false | 1 | 0 | 2023-05-12 20:59:36 |
13fplbo | Invest | 0 | False | false | 1 | 0 | 2023-05-12 21:00:30 |
13fplbo | Buy some land so the fear goes away. Then I would start my lazy places project and start putting up comfortable spots for people to do nothing for free. | 0 | False | false | 1 | 0 | 2023-05-12 21:10:23 |
13fplbo | Go to the nearest casino, exchange it all for chips, saunter up to the nearest roulette table, then bet it all on 34 Red | 0 | False | false | 1 | 0 | 2023-05-12 21:11:42 |
13fplbo | Take the annuity
Hire a financial planner
Quit my current job, start doing something I actually enjoy regardless of income (within reason) instead of what I do primarily for money
Live high on the hog sustainably and have a comfortable retirement. | 0 | 1683915704.0 | false | 1 | 0 | 2023-05-12 21:15:32 |
13fplbo | Buy dad a new house. | 0 | False | false | 1 | 0 | 2023-05-12 21:19:32 |
13fplbo | Give most of my co-workers the finger on my way out. Might even double-bird a few. | 0 | False | false | 1 | 0 | 2023-05-12 21:20:14 |
13fplbo | Setting the legal stuff aside, I'd get my parents a house in my neighborhood so we don't have to keep traveling to see each other. | 0 | False | false | 1 | 0 | 2023-05-12 21:21:45 |
13fplbo | Give most of it to my three sons | 0 | False | false | 1 | 0 | 2023-05-12 21:24:07 |
13fplbo | Pay off debt. Then live my life like I just won the lottery. | 0 | False | false | 1 | 0 | 2023-05-12 21:31:55 |
13fplbo | Pay off my and everyone I care about's debt. | 0 | False | false | 1 | 0 | 2023-05-12 21:36:33 |
13fplbo | I'm sure the fiver I won will last me ages lol. | 0 | False | false | 1 | 0 | 2023-05-12 21:37:54 |
13fplbo | I would open a game store and run it until the money was gone. | 0 | False | false | 1 | 0 | 2023-05-12 21:40:24 |
13fplbo | Buy an MG Metro 6R4 | 0 | False | false | 1 | 0 | 2023-05-12 21:47:21 |
13fplbo | Pay off debt. | 0 | False | false | 1 | 0 | 2023-05-12 21:51:18 |
13fplbo | Hide it | 0 | False | false | 1 | 0 | 2023-05-12 22:00:06 |
13fplbo | Pee on it to mark it as mine. | 0 | False | false | 1 | 0 | 2023-05-12 22:03:14 |