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THE FINALE PART 1 | (Outside the plane) | We'll see you later. | Jerry | Elaine |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (In front of a store, in Latham, Massachusetts) | Well, what are we going to do about Paris? I mean are we actually going to get back on this plane? | Elaine | null |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (In front of a store, in Latham, Massachusetts) | I say we go back to New York, and take a regular flight. | Jerry | Elaine |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (In front of a store, in Latham, Massachusetts) | I'm not getting on a regular plane now - I'm all psyched up to go on a private jet. No way I'm getting on a regular plane. | George | Jerry |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (In front of a store, in Latham, Massachusetts) | Well, I'm sure that they would fly us first class. | Elaine | George |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (In front of a store, in Latham, Massachusetts) | First class doesn't make it anymore. Now you get on the phone with Kimbrough, tell him what happened and tell him to get another plane down here, but this time, the good one - the Ted Danson plane. | George | Elaine |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (In front of a store, in Latham, Massachusetts) | Alright, I'll feel him out. | Jerry | George |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (In front of a store, in Latham, Massachusetts) | Yeah, just tell him to hurry it up. | George | Jerry |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (In front of a store, in Latham, Massachusetts) | Nice day. | Stranger | George |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (In front of a store, in Latham, Massachusetts) | Another one? | Jerry | Stranger |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (A carjacking takes place in front of the group) | Alright fatso, out of the car. | Robber | null |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (A carjacking takes place in front of the group) | I want to capture this. | Kramer | Robber |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (A carjacking takes place in front of the group) | Come on! Gimme your wallet. | Robber | Kramer |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (A carjacking takes place in front of the group) | Don't shoot. | Victim | Robber |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (A carjacking takes place in front of the group) | Well, there goes the money for the lipo. | Jerry | Victim |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (A carjacking takes place in front of the group) | See, the great thing about robbing a fat guy is it's an easy getaway. You know? They can't really chase ya! | Elaine | Jerry |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (A carjacking takes place in front of the group) | He's actually doing him a favor. It's less money for him to buy food. | George | Elaine |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (A carjacking takes place in front of the group) | I want your wallet. Come on. Come on, come on. | Robber | George |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (A carjacking takes place in front of the group) | That's a shame. Alright, I'm gonna call | Jerry | Robber |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (A carjacking takes place in front of the group) | Officer, he's stealing my car! Officer, I was carjacked. I was held up at gunpoint! He took my wallet, everything! | Victim | Nbc. |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (A carjacking takes place in front of the group) | Okay, thanks anyway. They can't get another plane. | Jerry | Victim |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (A carjacking takes place in front of the group) | All right, what's wrong with the plane we got? They're just checking it out. | Kramer | Jerry |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (A carjacking takes place in front of the group) | Forget it. | Elaine | Kramer |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (A carjacking takes place in front of the group) | No, no, no. We're not getting on there. Come on, let's go get something to eat in Sticksville. | Jerry | Elaine |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (A carjacking takes place in front of the group) | All right, hold it right there. | Officer | Jerry |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (A carjacking takes place in front of the group) | What? | Kramer | Officer |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (A carjacking takes place in front of the group) | You're under arrest. | Officer | Kramer |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (A carjacking takes place in front of the group) | Under arrest? What for? | Jerry | Officer |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (A carjacking takes place in front of the group) | Article 223-7 of the Latham County Penal Code. | Officer | Jerry |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (A carjacking takes place in front of the group) | What? No, no - we didn't do anything. | Elaine | Officer |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (A carjacking takes place in front of the group) | That's exactly right. The law requires you to help or assist anyone in danger as long as it's reasonable todo so.George: I never heard of that. | Officer | Elaine |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (A carjacking takes place in front of the group) | It's new. It's called the Good Samaritan Law. Let's go. | Officer | Elaine |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (In a cell, at the Latham County Jail) | The Good Samaritan Law? Are they crazy? | Elaine | null |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (In a cell, at the Latham County Jail) | Why would we want to help somebody? | George | Elaine |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (In a cell, at the Latham County Jail) | I know. | Elaine | George |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (In a cell, at the Latham County Jail) | That's what nuns and Red Cross workers are for. | George | Elaine |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (In a cell, at the Latham County Jail) | The Samaritans were an ancient tribe - very helpful to people. | Kramer | George |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (In a cell, at the Latham County Jail) | Alright - um, excuse me, hi, could you tell me what kind of law this is. | Elaine | Kramer |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (In a cell, at the Latham County Jail) | Well, they just passed it last year. It's modeled after the French law. I heard about it after Princess Diana was killed and all those photographers were just standing around. | Deputy | Elaine |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (In a cell, at the Latham County Jail) | Oh, yeah. | Jerry | Deputy |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (In a cell, at the Latham County Jail) | Oh, yeah. | Elaine | Jerry |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (In a cell, at the Latham County Jail) | You're the first ones to be arrested on it, probably in the whole country. | Deputy | Elaine |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (In a cell, at the Latham County Jail) | All right, so what's the penalty here? Let's just pay the fine or something and get the hell out of here. | George | Deputy |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (In a cell, at the Latham County Jail) | Well, it's not that easy. Now see, the law calls for a maximum fine of $85,000 and as much as five years in prison. | Deputy | George |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (In a cell, at the Latham County Jail) | What? | Elaine | Deputy |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (In a cell, at the Latham County Jail) | Oh no no no no - we have to be in California next week. We're starting a TV show. | George | Elaine |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (In a cell, at the Latham County Jail) | California? Oh gosh, I don't think so. Yeah, my guess is you're gonna be prosecuted. Better get yourselves a good lawyer. | Deputy | George |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (Lawyer Jackie Chiles' office) | Who told you to put the cheese on? Did I tell you to put the cheese on? I didn't tell you to put the cheese on. | Chiles | null |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (The phone rings) | Jerry Seinfeld on the phone. | Secretary | null |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (The phone rings) | You people with the cheese. It never ends. Hello? Uh huh. Uh huh. Uh huh. Good Samaritan Law? I never heard of it. You don't have to help anybody. That's what this country's all about. That's deplorable, unfathomable, improbable. Hold on. Suzie, cancel my appointment with Dr. Bison. And pack a bag for me. I want to get to Latham, Massachusetts,right away. | Chiles | Secretary |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (The phone rings) | So they got Jackie Chiles, huh? | Prosecutor | Chiles |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (The phone rings) | Uh huh. You know what that means. This whole place is going to be swarming with media by the time this thing is over. You're not going to be able to find a hotel room in this town. The whole country is going to be watching us. Now we got to do whatever it takes to win it, no matter what the cost. The big issue in this trial is going to be character. I want you to find out everything you can about these people - and I mean everything. | D.a. Hoyt | Prosecutor |
THE FINALE PART 2 | (The four are in prison, having a meal) | Mmmm, this is pretty good chow, huh? | Kramer | null |
THE FINALE PART 2 | (The four are in prison, having a meal) | Would it kill him to check up on us? No - drops off the meals and that's it. I realize we're prisoners, but we're still entitled to catsup. | George | Kramer |
THE FINALE PART 2 | (The four are in prison, having a meal) | I guess we could've called for help. | Elaine | George |
THE FINALE PART 2 | (The four are in prison, having a meal) | But then we would have missed the whole thing. | Jerry | Elaine |
THE FINALE PART 2 | (The four are in prison, having a meal) | I still had it on video. We could have watched it later. | Kramer | Jerry |
THE FINALE PART 2 | (The four are in prison, having a meal) | Yeah, he's right. | George | Kramer |
THE FINALE PART 2 | (The four are in prison, having a meal) | I forgot about the video. | Jerry | George |
THE FINALE PART 2 | (The four are in prison, having a meal) | Sure - the video. | Elaine | Jerry |
THE FINALE PART 2 | (Jerry's beeper starts beeping) | What is that? | Elaine | null |
THE FINALE PART 2 | (Jerry's beeper starts beeping) | Plane's ready. | Jerry | Elaine |
THE FINALE PART 2 | (Rivera Live news show) | Hi everybody, I'm Geraldo Rivera. Tonight we'll be talking about what most of you have probably been | Rivera | null |
THE FINALE PART 2 | (Rivera Live news show) | discussing in your homes, and around the water coolers in your offices. I am speaking of course of the controversial Good Samaritan trial that gets underway Thursday in Latham, Massachusetts. Now before we meet our distinguished panel, let's go to Latham live, where Jane Wells is standing by. Jane- | Rivera | null |
THE FINALE PART 2 | (Rivera Live news show) | Yes. Good evening, Geraldo. | Wells | Rivera |
THE FINALE PART 2 | (Rivera Live news show) | What's the mood? What's going on tonight? | Rivera | Wells |
THE FINALE PART 2 | (Rivera Live news show) | Well, Latham is fairly quite tonight, considering the media circus that has descended upon this quaint little town. | Wells | Rivera |
THE FINALE PART 2 | (Rivera Live news show) | And what about the defendants - the so-called New York Four. How are they holding up? | Rivera | Wells |
THE FINALE PART 2 | (Rivera Live news show) | Well, I did speak with one of the deputies who had some contact with them, and he told me quote "There's no love lost with that group." | Wells | Rivera |
THE FINALE PART 2 | (Rivera Live news show) | Anything else, Jane? | Rivera | Wells |
THE FINALE PART 2 | (Rivera Live news show) | There also seems to be some friction between Mr. Seinfeld, and Ms. Benes. The rumor is that they once dated, | Wells | Rivera |
THE FINALE PART 2 | (Rivera Live news show) | and it's possible that ended badly. | Wells | Rivera |
THE FINALE PART 2 | (Rivera Live news show) | Well, ladies and gentlemen, who know, maybe this trial will bring them closer together. Maybe they'll even end up getting married. | Rivera | Wells |
THE FINALE PART 2 | (Jerry's parents are packing) | I hope you packed enough - this trial could last for weeks. | Helen | null |
THE FINALE PART 2 | (Jerry's parents are packing) | What's all that? | Morty | Helen |
THE FINALE PART 2 | (Jerry's parents are packing) | Cereal. | Helen | Morty |
THE FINALE PART 2 | (Jerry's parents are packing) | You're packing cereal? | Morty | Helen |
THE FINALE PART 2 | (Jerry's parents are packing) | I'm bringing it for Jerry. | Helen | Morty |
THE FINALE PART 2 | (Jerry's parents are packing) | You got enough here for a life sentence. | Morty | Helen |
THE FINALE PART 2 | (Jerry's parents are packing) | He likes it. He says he misses that more that anything. | Helen | Morty |
THE FINALE PART 2 | (Jerry's parents are packing) | So bring a snack-pack. | Morty | Helen |
THE FINALE PART 2 | (George's parents are packing) | Poor Georgie, was it our fault this happened to him? Did we do something wrong? Maybe it was our fault. | Estelle | null |
THE FINALE PART 2 | (George's parents are packing) | Maybe it was your fault. It wasn't my fault. I can tell you that. | Frank | Estelle |
THE FINALE PART 2 | (George's parents are packing) | Oh, so it was my fault, but not yours. | Estelle | Frank |
THE FINALE PART 2 | (George's parents are packing) | You were the one who smothered him. | Frank | Estelle |
THE FINALE PART 2 | (George's parents are packing) | I did not smother him. | Estelle | Frank |
THE FINALE PART 2 | (George's parents are packing) | You smothered! He couldn't get any air! He couldn't breathe! He was suffocating! | Frank | Estelle |
THE FINALE PART 2 | (George's parents are packing) | Sure, and you were always in Korea with your religious chachkis. | Estelle | Frank |
THE FINALE PART 2 | (George's parents are packing) | I had to make a living! | Frank | Estelle |
THE FINALE PART 2 | (George's parents are packing) | (Newman, laughing, leaves his building with a suitcase. Uncle Leo leaves with his bags, followed by J. Peterman, David Puddy in his 8-ball jacket, Mickey, Kenny Bania, Mr. and Mrs. Ross, Mr. Bookman, Keith Hernandez, and George | Frank | Estelle |
THE FINALE PART 2 | (George's parents are packing) | Steinbrenner.) | Frank | Estelle |
THE FINALE PART 2 | (The four are at a table. Jerry and Kramer are enjoying some cereal, while they wait for Jackie Chiles.) | This is excellent huh? Don't worry I didn't use too much milk, cause I know we gotta make it last. | Kramer | null |
THE FINALE PART 2 | (The four are at a table. Jerry and Kramer are enjoying some cereal, while they wait for Jackie Chiles.) | You know I've had to reduce my milk level. My whole life I've always filled to at least three quarters - sometimes, to the top of the cereal. Now, to conserve, I can't even see the milk anymore. It's a big adjustment. | Jerry | Kramer |
THE FINALE PART 2 | (The four are at a table. Jerry and Kramer are enjoying some cereal, while they wait for Jackie Chiles.) | I bet. | Kramer | Jerry |
THE FINALE PART 2 | (The four are at a table. Jerry and Kramer are enjoying some cereal, while they wait for Jackie Chiles.) | It's one of the hardest things I've ever had to do. | Jerry | Kramer |
THE FINALE PART 2 | (Enter Jackie Chiles) | Good morning. | Chiles | null |
THE FINALE PART 2 | (Enter Jackie Chiles) | Good morning, Jackie. | Elaine | Chiles |
THE FINALE PART 2 | (Enter Jackie Chiles) | Good morning. | Jerry | Elaine |
THE FINALE PART 2 | (Enter Jackie Chiles) | Is everybody ready? Didn't I tell you I wanted you to wear the cardigan? | Chiles | Jerry |
THE FINALE PART 2 | (Enter Jackie Chiles) | It makes me look older. | George | Chiles |