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Only wear revealing hot pink clothes | 657,618 | Always have to wear socks and sandals | 759,974 |
Get gas every time you are around the sex you are attracted to | 605,976 | Burp after every time you kiss | 753,517 |
Have no eyebrows | 720,952 | Have a unibrow | 752,776 |
Control the emotions of those around you | 774,381 | Control the weather | 720,792 |
Be Calvin | 672,328 | Be Hobbes | 529,765 |
Live alone on a tropical island | 667,601 | Live with other people in Antarctica | 794,983 |
Date someone who always looks 12 | 1,340,760 | Date someone who always looks 80 | 125,087 |
Eat Fruit Roll Ups | 816,063 | Eat Fruit by the Foot | 535,804 |
Live in a castle | 876,637 | Own a yacht | 620,161 |
Have to end every sentence with a racial epithet | 335,274 | Have to drop two f-bombs in every sentence | 1,009,044 |
Be the guy from Memento | 379,977 | Be the guy from Groundhog Day | 710,498 |
Change your sexual orientation and be famous | 570,668 | Be a heterosexual average person | 822,428 |
Be an olympic tennis player | 857,528 | Be an olympic table tennis player | 570,873 |
Be homeless | 1,140,250 | Be a slave | 335,312 |
Constantly have a 40 pound weight on your shoulders | 373,935 | Constantly have 10 pound weights on each of your feet | 1,016,264 |
Prevent World War II | 511,289 | Win a life changing amount of money in a lottery | 969,301 |
Have an un-attractive child | 508,741 | Have a beautiful child with bright blue skin | 949,028 |
Be male | 997,133 | Be female | 522,726 |
Open a can of whoop-ass on a fool | 788,910 | Pity a fool | 543,894 |
Have a really big penis | 42,503 | Be really good at sex | 175,527 |
Live in São Paulo (Brazil) | 278,465 | Live in New York (USA) | 1,154,079 |
Eat only KFC for a month | 829,158 | Eat only Taco Bell for a month | 640,107 |
Work 10 hours a day four days a week | 906,366 | Work 8 hours a day five days a week | 531,009 |
Run fast | 1,125,787 | Jump high | 381,258 |
Be hysterically funny | 681,171 | Be absolutely beautiful | 802,934 |
Cure cancer | 1,068,985 | Make first contact with an alien race | 433,224 |
Ride in a hot air balloon | 287,341 | Ride in a hovercraft | 1,141,541 |
Eat a worm straight from the ground | 552,857 | Snatch a fly out of the air and eat it alive | 782,255 |
Have someone pee into your mouth | 81,578 | Have someone poo on your head | 171,125 |
Wear only skin tight clothing | 593,164 | Wear clothes that are much too big | 840,853 |
Get Swine Flu | 806,525 | Get West Nile | 402,570 |
Work for Apple and know all of their secrets | 501,461 | Work for Google and know all their secrets | 975,842 |
Know exactly what happened in Area 51 | 339,059 | Accept $1 million | 1,154,319 |
Eat 50 chicken nuggets | 923,200 | Eat 6 Big Macs | 552,681 |
Always be high | 185,983 | Always be drunk | 75,117 |
Not be able to feel any pain | 1,351,413 | Have extremely brittle bones | 98,390 |
Have bright blue hair | 1,318,469 | Have bright blue teeth | 161,362 |
Know when you will die | 643,938 | Know how you will die | 828,164 |
Toilet paper a house | 645,750 | Egg a house | 784,591 |
Catch your parents having sex | 101,581 | Have your parents catch you having sex... in their bed | 149,074 |
Die when your kid is very young | 1,028,976 | Have your kid die before you | 364,557 |
Have stinky feet | 669,710 | Have long finger nails | 734,825 |
Lose an arm and one foot | 613,162 | Lose a leg and one hand | 693,226 |
Always dress like royalty | 975,133 | Always dress like a pimp | 457,412 |
Have a personal chef | 853,501 | Have a personal masseuse | 583,157 |
Have a penis for a nose | 50,800 | Wipe your bottom with your hand | 201,740 |
Drive a bright red Smart Car | 1,003,338 | Be spanked by Rosie O'Donnell every morning | 362,935 |
Only drink black coffee | 579,590 | Only eat dry cereal | 854,933 |
Begin every sentence with "I'mma let you finish" | 579,090 | End every sentence with "...in bed" | 782,269 |
Never have sex again | 623,254 | Never learn anything new | 776,028 |
Live in an abandoned bomb shelter | 631,944 | Live in an isolated tower | 738,158 |
Be known for interrupting Taylor Swift | 969,819 | Be known for smacking Rihanna | 446,623 |
Have to get around on all fours all the time | 777,259 | Only make animal noises | 557,520 |
Be close with only one person, and only see them on Sundays | 874,327 | Know many people and see them every day, but not be particularly close with any | 481,990 |
Fight a shark with bear arms | 809,298 | Fight a bear with shark arms | 625,866 |
Be allergic to babies | 439,587 | Be allergic to elderly people | 998,864 |
Wear summer clothes in the winter | 968,772 | Wear winter clothes in the summer | 465,609 |
Laugh uncontrollably at insurance commercials | 849,530 | Become wildly aroused at car commercials | 494,461 |
Have a significant other that doesn't speak | 1,052,530 | Have a significant other that doesn't listen | 276,410 |
Have a wardrobe completely of flannel/plaid | 665,994 | Have a wardrobe completely of denim | 607,682 |
Punch every trick or treater that knocks on your door in the face | 714,478 | Answer the door for trick or treaters completely naked | 664,003 |
Appear on Oprah | 886,593 | Appear on Jerry Springer | 423,020 |
Be on an episode of COPS | 922,722 | Be on an episode of Cheaters | 329,472 |
Room with Snoop Dogg | 622,670 | Room with Bob Marley | 764,854 |
Never be able to wear shoes | 527,334 | Not be able to touch anything red | 898,974 |
Have Robin from Batman as a sidekick | 978,850 | Have Jar Jar Binks from Star Wars as a sidekick | 388,175 |
Have the first name Refrigerator | 1,021,959 | Have the first name Dishwasher | 357,780 |
Live in a giant shoe | 542,294 | Live in a giant peach | 836,885 |
Be covered in feathers | 400,925 | Be covered in fur | 983,003 |
Eat a container of Flintstones vitamins | 943,985 | Drink a bottle of Pepto-Bismol | 328,662 |
Star in a cartoon movie | 382,720 | Star in a live action movie | 1,028,302 |
Have a beer belly | 1,019,016 | Have three chins | 319,110 |
Walk in on your father masturbating | 106,941 | Have your father walk in on you masturbating | 133,675 |
Be taken advantage of by Jessica Alba with a strap-on | 98,437 | Not | 115,150 |
Bring Elvis back to life | 806,988 | Bring Tupac back to life | 580,686 |
Have triplets | 495,626 | Be a triplet | 957,821 |
Watch a volcano erupt | 730,552 | Witness a meteor hitting Earth | 683,622 |
Dress like people would 100's of years ago | 383,351 | Dress like a person from the future | 1,041,372 |
Talk a little bit too loudly | 614,436 | Talk a little bit too softly | 793,715 |
Be a mall cop | 837,441 | Be a prison guard | 579,989 |
Play Dodgeball | 1,022,817 | Play Four Square | 325,296 |
Have a college/university named after you | 809,577 | Have a sports stadium named after you | 610,413 |
Be born with red hair | 829,283 | Have $100 stolen from you | 633,155 |
Have nipples that constantly change colors like a disco light | 547,982 | Have nipples like look like diamonds | 849,411 |
Only have a 1st grade education | 429,794 | Live in a world where everyone else only has a 1st grade education | 956,598 |
Produce a low-budget film with your best friends and have the time of your life | 632,896 | Produce a Hollywood blockbuster with people you detest and make a ton of money | 707,592 |
Be the last human left on Earth | 797,230 | Be dead | 650,563 |
Only be able to speak via a translator | 782,937 | Only speak when asked a question | 567,213 |
Be eaten by a zombie | 744,740 | Be burnt at the stake | 599,586 |
Have a fat and ugly spouse that enjoys frequent sex | 68,123 | Have a gorgeous spouse that was chaste | 173,919 |
Travel to when your great grandfather/mother was 25 and have sex with him/her | 64,713 | Travel to when your great grandson/daughter is 25 and have sex with him/her | 164,775 |
Give a handjob to a gerbil | 161,637 | Give a handjob to a rhinocerous | 76,852 |
Have to kill the animal for any meat you eat | 919,095 | Never eat meat again | 540,645 |
Have three nipples | 832,725 | Have one nipple | 546,557 |
Wear pants too high | 794,484 | Wear pants too low | 616,643 |
Have a slight lisp | 928,056 | Have a slight cockeye | 321,479 |
Vacation in New York City | 731,531 | Vacation in Tokyo | 685,421 |
Only write in cursive | 944,389 | ONLY TYPE IN CAPS | 477,013 |
Have the voice of the opposite sex | 730,260 | Have the muscle mass/bodybuild of the opposite sex | 624,061 |
Sleep in a room a little too warm | 378,266 | Sleep in a room a little too cold | 1,060,735 |